Three men walk up to an empty bar. They share a few drinks, and one of the guys turns to the other guys and says, "I bet ya my dick is longer than yours." Both guys plop their dicks on the bar. "Yep, that's a mighty long dick you have there, but mine is longer." The guy on the end looks at both of them, and pulls out his, "but mine is longer still." The guys agree, he had the longest dick. A few seconds later, a fag walks into the bar, turns to the bartender and says, "I'll have what they're having."
