Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down
the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees
her boyfriend buying her flowers. The redhead sighs and says:
"Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The
blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting
flowers from your boyfriend?" The redhead replies: "I love
getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me
flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days
on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase? "