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My Ancestoral Home
Well, it looks like I will be beginning a pilgrimage to the birthplace of my ancestors, March, 23/2007 at 6:00 am... Yup! I'm going to Montreal... Good and early in the morning too. :( So, if you send me a message for any reason and I don't get back to you for the next weeks or so... That's the reason. I'm not intentionally being a dick! Anyway, I'm trying to put it off for a day or two... Maybe, I'll get lucky! L8R... Greg.
Saying Bye
i am saying good bye to all of you i have had fun while i was on here but i think it is best for me to just let this account go and never to come back on here again since there has been some problems so goodbye thanks to all of you that have been great and rated all my pics and left me comments i wont forget yall. i hope everyone has a nice and enjoyable life.
Here Are Some Really Helpful Hints
Good-bye Fruit Flies To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass fill it 1/2" with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dishwashing liquid, mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever! Get Rid of Ants Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it "home," & can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, esp. if it rains, but it works & you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed from eating it! Storing Bed Sheets After drying my sheets, put both sheets and one pillowcase in the other pillow case. Fold neatly in a square. Next time you change sheets, you just take the one pillow case and all the sheets and pillow case are inside. No need to look for matches. Great for when you have different size beds! Clean your glass shower To clean the glass in your shower easily, apply lemon juice to the glass with a sponge. Then, take newspaper and wipe the lemon juice off the g
Making Sex Dirty
In reading an Austin American Article that passed its way through my email today entitled, "Department Store Officer Charged with Indecency with a 16-year-old Girl: Police Say He Asked Girl to Have Sex Instead of Being Charged With Shoplifting", wherein the South Austin's Kohl's Department Loss Prevention Officer demanded sex in return for not filing a felonious shoplifting charge. I guess he didn't count on this girl speaking out for fear of having to face the consequences of her shoplifting actions. It is my guess that this alleged intimidation factor he pressed on with is now going to scar her far worse than any consequence the Courts could have implemented. It is such a shame that this gal may have a long time before she can look at sex in the loving, initimate manner that it should be because of his actions. Of course he may have thought he was doing her a favor in light of the TYC (Texas Youth Commission) problems that have been surfacing recently and is currently unde
Help Me Get A 7 Day Blast Need 10,000 Comments
I walk along a forest trail The leaves are colored & oh so frail. The woods are still as I walk thru As if it senses what I mean to do. I reach the lake & think back in time The tiny ripples on the water shine The place where we had met & loved With just the clear night sky above. Your coal-black hair & piercing eyes Had touched my soul and hypnotized We laughed & loved & talked & cried My love for you I couldn't hide. Your gentle caress & lover's touch I never loved someone so much We need not talk or say a thing Our hearts knew the right song to sing. The moon one night was full & clear You never showed, did not appear I hoped & prayed you'd come to me To love once more and hold me I know now that you've gone away You've gone up where the angels play But I'll be with you very soon The only Witness... the shining moon.
The Way It Really Is!
Just read this: I don't care what "family" you're in. I don't care to know what "role" in that family is. I don't care about who's your daddy, mommy, wife, husband, CT wife, CT husband, Online Bride, or Online Groom. I don't care what your level is. I don't care how many people are in your friends/fans/family. I don't care what your rank is. I don't care about your religious convictions. I don't care about your political views. Please do not attempt to talk with me if that's what's on the agenda. I have no time for one-trick ponies. I'm not saying that I don't have or like to talk politics, I just don't have time for mindless zealots. If you know you are not smart, or people are constantly telling you how unintelligent you are, don't talk to me. I will probably not rate anything you post on bulletin or blast, just in spite. Don't EVER beg me for ANYTHING. Not only will I not give it, but I'll leave you out in the cold. I will not give gifts to those people wh
Chapter 4 { The First Men In The Moon
"GO ON," said Cavor, as I sat across the edge of the manhole, and looked down into the black interior of the sphere. We two were alone. It was evening, the sun had set, and the stillness of the twilight was upon everything. I drew my other leg inside and slid down the smooth glass to the bottom of the sphere, then turned to take the cans of food and other impedimenta from Cavor. The interior was warm, the thermometer stood at eighty, and as we should lose little or none of this by radiation, we were dressed in shoes and thin flannels. We had, however, a bundle of thick woollen clothing and several thick blankets to guard against mischance. By Cavor's direction I placed the packages, the cylinders of oxygen, and so forth, loosely about my feet, and soon we had everything in. He walked about the roofless shed for a time seeking anything we had overlooked, and then crawled in after me. I noted something in his hand. "What have you got there? " I asked. "Haven't you brought
Whats She Thinking
What's She Thinking? How she does it I will never know Night after night she goes back to him The man who hurts her more than anything She thinks he loves her But love does not leave cuts and bruises I wish she'd get the nerve to leave But she says she can't survive without him Does she think she doesn't deserve better? So much control he has over her With some nice words he's forgiven I don't know what she's thinking She says he'll change someday Why can't she see the reality Nothing will change until he's gone Or she is... Music Video:ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME (by Three Days Grace)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
I Need To Level Up.
I've beel lagging it lately and have been stuck at Level 10 for a while now.
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To Whom It May Concern,
To Whom it may concern, My name is Mel Anderson. Though from what Iíve found a name holds little precedence to most these days. Rather, we are limited to a number. A Number, that should the day come if it suddenly grows legs along with that which also has a lovely state approved picture of oneís face, it can stallÖ or, from my experience, bring your entire life to a grinding stop. February 24th of this year could have been a wonderful day, though it seemed to be eventually ill fated or doomed to begin a landslide of ill happenings at least for the last month of my life. All surrounding being the victim of a senseless purse thief. Now I happen to be one of those people who yes, I do read horror-scopes, believe in Ďsignsí and all that jazz, though my downfall is I am a walking contradiction. I do also believe that if it is known it also has the possibility to change. With that idea I ignored all the Ďsignsí that my birthday was doomed. Now- no party was planned all of our frien
Pussy Lickin' Pro, I Am!!!
The Cunning Linguist You have 86% oral prowess! You really enjoy giving a woman head. It's probably a passion of yours, or you've mastered the technique enough to carry a reputation as a memorable partner. You've probably made women that have difficulty reaching orgasm reach them with little effort. Kudos to you for being a master of the art of oral pleasure! This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 84% on oral prowess Link: The Are you good at cunnilingus Test written by jus2showu on Ok Cupid
Chapter 2 The Mummy { The Jewel Of The Seven Stars
Superintendent Dolan went quietly to the door; by a sort of natural understanding he had taken possession of affairs in the room. The rest of us waited. He opened the door a little way, and then with a gesture of manifest relief threw it wide, and a young man stepped in. A young man clean-shaven, tall and slight; with an eagle face and bright, quick eyes that seemed to take in everything around him at a glance. As he came in, the Superintendent held out his hand; the two men shook hands warmly. 'I came at once, sir, the moment I got your message. I am glad I still have your confidence.' 'That you'll always have,' said the Superintendent heartily. 'I have not forgotten our old Bow Street days, and I never shall!' Then, without a word of preliminary, he began to tell everything he knew up to the moment of the newcomer's entry. Sergeant Daw asked a few questions--a very few--when it was necessary for his understanding of circumstances or the relative positions of persons; but as a r
Wrestlemania 23 Next Weekend...
I am so looking forward to Wrestlemania 23 next weekend. This event is huge. I mean, battle of the billionaires (actually, McMahon is not a billionaire, so why it's not just battle of the millionaires I dunno), Stone Cold's return, plus two decent looking championship matches and Money in the Bank...should be a great show. :) I can't get to Detroit, so I am gonna more than likely watch from a local bar or something...:)
3-22-07 22nd Entry
Check it out, 22nd entry on the 22nd lol. I know, what a weirdo. I can't help it. I have to be a little bit weird even in a blah mood. Sooo, I saw the Sleep Apnea doctor today. I actually may have it in some form! 1 in 20 people does have sleep apenea. Ya never know, if your a snorer, go tell your doctor! Snoring is one of the major telling signals (not everyone that snores has sleep apnea, but go get yourself checked just to be safe.) Sleep apnea for the most part is where your tongue etc slides back and blocks your airway so you actually stop breathing for 10 to 90 seconds! It can happen 100's of times a night too! Here are a few sites you can use if you would like to learn Now I havn't checked these sites out myself as of yet but I got them out of the pamplet I got at the sleep office. I intend to study more about it. So anywhoo, back to the story. I went to the doctor today. Got my
How did I end up here, facing myself with fear. Comfort me suicide, from things I cannot hide. Scattered lines on my face, something I canít explain, something thatís hard to take you wonder why. I try in vain but it still remains. Itís taking from everything, I felt it when I was young. Feel like Iím falling back, so sick of this self attack Everything heals with time, waiting youíll lose your mind Hoping to cross this line, you wonder why. I try in vain but it still remains. Itís taking from everything, itís taking from everything, taking from everything, feel the weight. Bury these sins And take these scars Wash them away and erase these marks Cover my eyes, make them disappear Bury these sins, and take these scars away. Fine line between love and hate to this I can relate show me my wrong from right show my black from white Scattered lines on my face, something I canít explain, something thatís hard to take you wonder why. I try in vain but it still remains.
U Know Who U R
Your Touch gives me goosebumps Your Kisses make me melt Your Embrace leaves me longing for more And YOU know who you are......
Hardcore Public Fucker!
Hardcore Public! You scored 64% Sex! You're hardcore into adventure! Any time, any place, who cares who's watching, it just turns you on! We're on a road trip and after sucking you off for 20 minutes you pull over and take me on the hood of the car.. while cars continue to pass.. This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 58% on Sex Link: The Where Would We Fuck Test written by vegas_sex on Ok Cupid
Mixing It Good
ok ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls, cherrytappers alike, I am making my first blog. And its for people local to me.... If you happen to live in the youngstown, ohio region, and care to have some fun this evening... As you've all seen by my pictures, Im a dj by profession, only sadly i havent had the opportunity to work the clubs for some time.... That changes tonight!! :0) Pal Joeys on midlothian is proud to announce.... ME!!!! 10 UNTIL 2 DJ CHRISTOPHER SCOTT SPINNING ALL YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG.... come spend time with your favorite attractive, entertaining dj!!!!!
Difference Between Men And Women
1) women like to make a bad boy good men like to make a good girl bad 2) men like meat women like to ride on the meat 3) men like to pimp women like to primp 4) women like credit cards men like to fart 5) women like to check their hair men, if it were legal, like chicks who are bare 6) women like to give directions men don't listen to that 7) women like soft warm places men like to scratch their places 8) women like to watch the sun rise men always get a rise in the morning 9) men enjoy playing ball women enjoy the mall 10) women enjoy pink things men enjoy pink! ;) ~Timmy~
Chapter 1 The Mummy { The Jewel Of Seven Stars
It all seemed so real that I could hardly imagine that it had ever occurred before; and yet each episode came, not as a fresh step in the logic of things, but as something expected. It is in such wise that memory plays its pranks for good or ill; for pleasure or pain; for weal or woe. It is thus that life is bitter-sweet, and that which has been done becomes eternal. Again, the light skiff, ceasing to shoot through the lazy water as when the oars flashed and dripped, glided out of the fierce July sunlight into the cool shade of the great drooping willow branches--I standing up in the swaying boat, she sitting still and with deft fingers guarding herself from stray twigs or the freedom of the resilience of moving boughs. Again, the water, looked golden-brown under the canopy of translucent green; and the grassy bank was of emerald hue. Again, we sat in the cool shade, with the myriad noises of nature both without and within our bower merging into that drowsy hum in whose sufficing en
If It Isn't One Thing It's Another......
So things have finally started slowing down with work and life. I'm all set to go blasing away with pic comments and what happens? No cable internet! Arrrrgh! I am connect through my wireless card on my laptop, but have any of you tried to surf effectively on cherry with one of those things. Takes forever with some of the pages people have on here. Well, I should have the cable back on in a week when my brother pays the bill. Just keep being patient. I promise I will be back with comments soon.
A Letter From Jade
Master Darius, I sit down and write this to you... Nobody owns me I donít wanna be anybodyís fool No one can make me do What I donít want to do - no, no Nobody owns me Nobody but you Iím gonna follow my heart Wherever it leads oooh Iím not afraid of my destiny - oooh Thereís another point of view It takes me back to you I wanna dream my dreams And live them too - oooh Do a million things before Iím though - oooh Thereís another side of me That only you can see From your loving slave, Jade
My First!
My first 1 rating! Thank you, "Blah", whomever your real account may be. This is a special moment, and I shall cherish it forever! blah@ CherryTAP You're the man!
Has Any One Seen My Avp?
Has anyone seen my AVP? It's been a long time and I wan this to rhyme. Bald head & blue eyes. U live somewhere in Queens. I told U U were the man of my dreams. UR a Rock N Roll God, N I find it odd that U even spoke 2 me. German Irish is UR nationality N U got a super personality. I miss U this much. Can U join Cherry Tap so we can keep in touch? RU here already? my palms are so sweaty just at the thought of U my friend. I'd go back to work right now, just to C U and how! Where on earth RU? Please, let me know, so I can stop this blog plea, please show.
Cross Country
Looks like I'm going to be stuck having to hitchhike across the US. I don't have any other way to reach my destination and I can't stay here past monday. Wish me luck.
"Waste" Your mother came up to me She wanted answers only she should know Only she should know It wasn't easy to deal With the tears that rolled down her face I had no answers 'cause I didn't even know you But these words They can't replace The life you... ...the life you waste How could you paint this picture? Was life as bad as it should seem That there were no more options for you I can't explain how I feel I've been there many times before I've tasted the cold steel of my life crashing down before me But these words They can't replace The life you... ...the life you waste Did Daddy not love you? Or did he love you just too much? Did he control you? Did he live through you at your cost? Did he leave no questions for you to answer on your own? WELL FUCK THEM! AND FUCK HER! AND FUCK HIM! AND FUCK YOU! For not having The strength in your heart To pull through! I've had doubts! I have failed! I've fucked up! I've had plans! Doesn't mea
Chapter 7 { The Time Machine
Chapter VII Now, indeed, I seemed in a worse case than before. Hitherto, except during my night's anguish at the loss of the Time Machine, I had felt a sustaining hope of ultimate escape, but that hope was staggered by these new discoveries. Hitherto I had merely thought myself impeded by the childish simplicity of the little people, and by some unknown forces which I had only to understand to overcome; but there was an altogether new element in the sickening quality of the Morlocks - a something inhuman and malign. Instinctively I loathed them. Before, I had felt as a man might feel who had fallen into a pit: my concern was with the pit and how to get out of it. Now I felt like a beast in a trap, whose enemy would come upon him soon. The enemy I dreaded may surprise you. It was the darkness of the new moon. Weena had put this into my head by some at first incomprehensible remarks about the Dark Nights. It was not now such a very difficult problem to guess what the coming Dark Nigh
THis is soooo funny!!
Selfish Moments In Time
I miss you baby, Where is that promise you said you would keep. I need you here, Alone in my world I struggle and fight to sleep. Saddened by your departureÖ Angry for your betrayal. My heart is now torn, Left wondering if I too did fail. The gift of your time you did fill with me, Conflicts with the emptiness you left behind. Trying to make sense of the senseless, I search my soul for answers I will not find. You were always a free spirit, So beyond wild and free. You told me to fight.. To believe in what was inside of me. Now it was you who didnít listenÖ And has been taken in your prime. All for the pleasure.. Of a twisted moment in time. Your choices, no matter how foolish.. Were choices that only you could make. I have only one wish, for a moment.. You thought of how hard it would be for us to take. Selfish I know, I hate you for doing this to me. But one thing will not change.. Iíll always love the person you use to be.
Chapter 15 { Frankenstein
Chapter 15 "Such was the history of my beloved cottagers. It impressed me deeply. I learned, from the views of social life which it developed, to admire their virtues and to deprecate the vices of mankind. "As yet I looked upon crime as a distant evil, benevolence and generosity were ever present before me, inciting within me a desire to become an actor in the busy scene where so many admirable qualities were called forth and displayed. But in giving an account of the progress of my intellect, I must not omit a circumstance which occurred in the beginning of the month of August of the same year. "One night during my accustomed visit to the neighbouring wood where I collected my own food and brought home firing for my protectors, I found on the ground a leathern portmanteau containing several articles of dress and some books. I eagerly seized the prize and returned with it to my hovel. Fortunately the books were written in the language, the elements of which I had acquired a
Is This Saying I Only Like Ugly Women?? Lol
Curvy and Naughty Raw score: 81% Big Breasts, 90% Big Ass, and 24% Cute! Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
If Everybody....
I think it would be good if everybody would shut up just for a few minutes and maybe do something that they enjoy...and I don't mean talk. Something that they really like maybe having sex,or masterbate or maybe sit on the pc or have some time reading a book or doing a hobbie. Something is always better than nothing and running your mouth is not doing anything that I describe here. I know that many people can't shut there mouth for even a second but try maybe you'll like it. cya for now!
Visit And Rate Plz
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You scored as Angel of Death. You were an Angel of death! Before you were sent to Earth to be tested and be a human, you were what brought death upon humans. With a look, you could kill anyone. Your unusal intrest in death and love of blood and gore asures that in heaven, you delt with it very much. You were an angel who brought death to all, and what is and forever will be feared by humans. Your old deathly stare still scares people and you still crave for killing.Angel of Death86%Guardian Angel75%Angel of Hope71%Angel of Guidance71%Angel of Good Fortune68%Angel of Prayer43%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with
Oh Dear God In Heaven!
I'm going to go crawl under a rock and die now. KTHXBYE.
Chapter 15 { Dracular
CHAPTER 15 DR. SEWARD'S DIARY-cont. For a while sheer anger mastered me. It was as if he had during her life struck Lucy on the face. I smote the table hard and rose up as I said to him, "Dr. Van Helsing, are you mad?" He raised his head and looked at me, and somehow the tenderness of his face calmed me at once. "Would I were!" he said. "Madness were easy to bear compared with truth like this. Oh, my friend, whey, think you, did I go so far round, why take so long to tell so simple a thing? Was it because I hate you and have hated you all my life? Was it because I wished to give you pain? Was it that I wanted, no so late, revenge for that time when you saved my life, and from a fearful death? Ah no!" "Forgive me," said I. He went on, "My friend, it was because I wished to be gentle in the breaking to you, for I know you have loved that so sweet lady. But even yet I do not expect you to believe. It is so hard to accept at once any abstract truth, that we may doubt such to
Clouded are the eyes of love Diminishing the deceiving reasoning of night I offered my breath in your hand The breath is returnedÖ unharmed in spite Yet no leniency is shown More was stolen than one would first perceive death would have been much more merciful than the hollow soul you left behind to wither and grieve a dark black past is my most valued possession in time as distance clears the memory to a dull fog now only seeing with familiar hate I feel the comforting darkness begin to shelter me As I begin losing sight of all feeling Nothing more than living dead blood burns cold through my veins Destroying anything in its wake Leaving nothing to believe in But the ugliness of harsh truth Now seen clearly without the light Fueling the anger burning within A battle of war of my soul begins within Between the person I had become Fighting from being smothered by the person I once was what I fought so hard to become I can no longer bare the pain to be Li
Giving Thank's
Thank's for the warm welcome,to cherry tap. I am looking forward to meeting as many of you as I can,again thank's and good evening to all of you.
Its Time
You ever just think damn I'm too old for this shit? I feel fucking old. 22 and two kids. Christ where did my life go?
Hearing the scurrying and squeals As the rats swarm everywhere.. I fight and trash about, trying to keep them away, as they attempt to tear me apart.. everywhere I turn, another attacks ripping them away, as I struggle to pull myself up I watch them scurry back to their dark little holes Pieces of my raw flesh hanging between their sharp jaws Alone once again, my wounds start to heal I am not ashamed by these scars They remind me of how I became so strong Instead I cherish them. My skin now thicker from lessons learned I am now stronger and wiser,Ö more prepared for my next meeting with the rats of life.
Chapter 5 { The Invisibel Man
V. THE BURGLARY AT THE VICARAGE The facts of the burglary at the vicarage came to us chiefly through the medium of the vicar and his wife. It occurred in the small hours of Whit-Monday -- the day devoted in Iping to the Club festivities. Mrs. Bunting, it seems, woke up suddenly in the stillness that comes before the dawn, with the strong impression that the door of their bedroom had opened and closed. She did not arouse her husband at first, but sat up in bed listening. She then distinctly heard the pad, pad, pad of bare feet coming out of the adjoining dressing-room and walking along the passage towards the staircase. As soon as she felt assured of this, she aroused the Rev. Mr. Bunting as quietly as possible. He did not strike a light, but putting on his spectacles, her dressing-gown and his bath slippers, he went out on the landing to listen. He heard quite distinctly a fumbling going on at his study desk down-stairs, and then a violent sneeze. At that he returned to his bedroo
Awakening The darkness in my heart grows thicker for you Emptiness flowing through my veins, turning blood colder than ice Your words are a venom that burns my ears Why must you be this unbearable plague? The impending sorrow you put upon my soul It felt like the weight of all Hell itself I could feel it breaking my back, crushing my hope Giving me not a single moment of rest and peace You have filled me with a false hope of love and happiness Only to rip it back, wounding my very core deeply My fake Heaven and joy stripped away forever Replaced only by a Hellish nightmare that seemed eternal Why did you hand me this torture so freely? Some sick sadistic game you play for fun Leaving my mind shattered and devastated Damnation itself would be too kind for your cold heart I am done with you now You no longer have control over me The energy you once drained now replenished No longer feeding your desires of destruction In the end, you have changed nothin
New Song
new song called go home street go home devines y kids cant rap now adays toward not using good rhymes
Chapter 3 { The First Men In The Moon
I REMEMBER the occasion very distinctly when Cavor told me of his idea of the sphere. He had had intimations of it before, but at the time it seemed to come to him in a rush. We were returning to the bungalow for tea, and on the way he fell humming. Suddenly he shouted, "That's it! That finishes it! A sort of roller blind!" "Finishes what?" I asked. "Space - anywhere! The moon." "What do you mean? " "Mean? Why - it must be a sphere! That's what I mean!" I saw I was out of it, and for a time I let him talk in his own fashion. I hadn't the ghost of an idea then of his drift. But after he had taken tea he made it clear to me. "It's like this," he said. "Last time I ran this stuff that cuts things off from gravitation into a flat tank with an overlap that held it down. And directly it had cooled and the manufacture was completed all that uproar happened, nothing above it weighed anything, the air went squirting up, the house squirted up, and if the stuff itself hadn
How Much Hip Hop I Know!
You scored 87 West Coast and 88 East Coast! If you've got more than 60% I consider you know lots of little details about rap business. If you have less, you probably listen to good music anyways so, good game!!! This test tracked 2 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 75% on West CoastHigher than 75% on East Coast Link: The Do You Really Know Rap Test written by Demmey on Ok Cupid
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Chapter 7 { Robin Hood
Thus Little John entered into the Sheriff's service and found the life he led there easy enough, for the Sheriff made him his right-hand man and held him in great favor. He sat nigh the Sheriff at meat, and he ran beside his horse when he went a-hunting; so that, what with hunting and hawking a little, and eating rich dishes and drinking good sack, and sleeping until late hours in the morning, he grew as fat as a stall-fed ox. Thus things floated easily along with the tide, until one day when the Sheriff went a-hunting, there happened that which broke the smooth surface of things. This morning the Sheriff and many of his men set forth to meet certain lords, to go a-hunting. He looked all about him for his good man, Reynold Greenleaf, but, not finding him, was vexed, for he wished to show Little John's skill to his noble friends. As for Little John, he lay abed, snoring lustily, till the sun was high in the heavens. At last he opened his eyes and looked about him but did not move to
3 Secrets For Creating More "security" In Your
3 Secrets For Creating More "Security" In Your Relationship... That Keep Him From Withdrawing I've got a quick and easy "quiz" for you that's going let you in on your own personal IQ when it comes to men, dating, and relationships. This simple quiz will show you how and why your relationships haven't been working in the past with men... and what to do about it. Here goes... There are 3 elements that make it so that what you have between you and a man is sure to be LASTING and SECURE. Do you know what these 3 critical elements are? I'll give you a second to think about it. .. .. Give up? The 3 critical elements that you MUST HAVE between you and a man if you want a loving, lasting, and secure relationship are: Element #1 - AN Intense Level Of Attraction Call it "chemistry". Call it a spark. Call it whatever you like... but if a man doesn't "feel it" for you when it comes to this magic so
Maybe Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we dont see the one which has been opened for us. Maybe the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation youve ever had. Maybe it is true we dont know what we have until its gone, but it is also true that we dont know what weve been missing until it arrives. Maybe giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Dont expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but if it does not, be content that it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it ta
Cherrytap Management:cocknibbling Fascists,or Just Assholes?
Yeah.Do something about it,lol.Someone flags a harmless photo of mine NSFW.That's ok.But apparently I'm not even allowed to comment my own pics with a stock phrase.(phrase was,and I quote,"Marked NSFW by ME,so you utter cunts can't do it for me.Yeah.Suck on it.")Words cannot express my utter disdain and contempt for management here,and I loathe BabyJesus to the point of intoxication.So either ban me or back the fuck up,because the revolution begins...NOW.
Getting Women's Numbers And Getting Dates
Getting Women's Numbers And Getting Dates ***NOTE: If you want to see all of my different "Dating Advice" programs in one place, just go to my online catalog, where you can see them all: ***SUCCESS STORY*** Hi Dave, After reading your book, I put many of your tactics into action. I work in a casino, so I get to meet a lot of beautiful young women. Once I got over the initial reluctance to ask them for their email/phone number, I started getting quite a few numbers in a night. The other night there was a woman who was so gorgeous, it hurt. I walked over and chatted with her for a few minutes, then asked if she had email. She said "Sure, I do! Let me write it down for you." Without asking she put down her phone number as well. The younger guys who work for me now call me a "God". They have no idea how I can do it. Better looking guys are complaining that I get more phone numbers and emai
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
Depressed Much
i am trying to be positive but right now im jus not. i cant find a job here and i hate it and its making me sick, i want a job i want to work, i want to be able to support myself and be able to do what i want to do career or a job and i need income its drivin me nutzzzzzz.. ehhh.. hopefully i find a job here soon or i dunno if im gonna move or what but i cant just be here and not work and not be able to do anything. I cant stand being in the house as is.. ive been here 2 months and ive looked for a job, going to north myrtle and seeing all the jobs they have there and not being able to find one here, kinda pisses me off. Fuck.
Don't Pay For A Woman's Attention
Don't PAY For A Woman's Attention >NOTE: There's a "secret language" that most men have never learned about... that you can learn and use to trigger attraction with women INSTANTLY. If you'd like to learn more about this amazing "language" and how to use it, just go here: I want to talk to you about a topic that is always on the minds of men... It's the topic of PAYING FOR THINGS FOR WOMEN. This includes paying for drinks and dinners, buying her gifts and taking her out to shows. The question is: "Should I pay?" Most guys feel OBLIGATED to pay if they go out with a woman on a date. Most guys feel COMPELLED to buy women gifts, flowers, etc. and "take women out" to "show them a good time". In fact, the "standard" approach for many guys is simply asking a woman, "Can I take you out sometime?" Of course, there's ALWAYS more than meets the eye when it com
How To Deal With Tests From Women
How To Deal With TESTS From Women >NOTE: There is a \"secret\" language that women use to communicate their interest to men... and if you know how to \"speak\" this secret language, you can create MASSIVE amounts of ATTRACTION with women almost INSTANTLY. If you want to learn more, check this out: ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Hi David, I attended your seminar in LA and it was a real eye opener for me. I\'ve listened to the advanced CD series 2 times since then and each time I\'m learning something new. I\'ve noticed that the trick is to go out and gain experience meeting more women and then come back and listen to the CDs again and you\'ll be surprised how much more you\'re picking up. After attending your seminar I\'m now able to start a conversation with a woman in a bookshop and get her to follow me from there to another location to have coffeetea etc, and I\'m now able to
A Life Taken
A Life Taken People searching all around For the woman who will never be found Her body's hidden deep in the lake Not another breath will she take Get in his car she should've never done Now her life is over with one shot of a gun Her loving mother and father cry in pain Never knowing for sure if their daughter was slain Her life ended long before her days were thru Many dreams she had she thought would come true Never will they happen now because of one night Oh why didn't she put up more of a fight Her life ended much too young Not long after it had even begun Music Video Codes By Music
Getting Your "inner Game" Together With Women
If you're serious about getting your INNER GAME together and learning how to attract women without relying on "lines" or "techniques"... then this could be the most important letter you'll ever read... Here's why: I just finished up an interview with a guy who I consider to be the BEST IN THE WORLD when it comes to showing men how to get their inner game together... and start attracting women in a NATURAL way. I'm very excited... because I've been trying to nail down an interview with this guy for YEARS. He's appeared as a guest speaker in a couple of my programs, and I've received more emails requesting him than I could ever count. He's one of the main characters in Neil Strauss' now famous book, "The Game"... and has been one of my personal mentors for many years now. He's built up quite a reputation as an inner game "guru"... and the things I've seen him do for other men---myself included---are incredible. He has a unique tal
Why Women Are Attracted To "jerks"?
Why Women Are Attracted To "Jerks" >If you'd like to learn how to speak the secret "language" that I call Sexual Communication... and how to create "chemistry" with any woman you meet, then take a minute and read THIS: ***QUESTION*** Hey - I am 18 years old and just graduated high school. I used to be a MAJOR wuss and when I was younger I was always a shy kid who was picked on a lot because I was a short, skinny kid that never stood up for myself. And worst of all, I never took advantage of high school to get girls! I started getting your newsletter earlier this year and the cocky + funny attitude changed my life in more ways than one. I hang out with guys that get the hottest high school girls you can ever imagine. Not only do they get 9's and 10's, I see these girls obsess over them. I was around them so much that I tried to model thier behavior around girls and I noticed that EVER
* * Win Again With Clinton * *
* * WIN AGAIN WITH CLINTON * * PLEASE JOIN THIS NEW GROUP Win Again With Clinton And Gore Rebulid America With Clinton And Gore Another Four For Clinton And Gore
Secrets Of Dating Young Women
Secrets Of Dating Younger Women >If you'd like to watch video clips from every one of my different dating programs, just go here and check this out: >>>Important Note: As I was finishing up writing this newsletter, something very interesting happened. Read all the way to the very, very end for the story
Yeah, He Really Should Be Your Hero
THIS is who we look to for guidance?!?!?!? As if I needed to remind you, yet again, of the folly of your ways in this whole "we created global warming" thing, let me show you who you are dealing with for opinions and answers: Mammogram...sonogram...honey graham... At an event in Las Vegas on Monday, 09/1800, Gore declared potential breast cancer victims faced "a long waiting line before they could get a biopsy or, uh, or a uh, another kind of, what am I looking for, a sonogram or...." People in the crowd shouted "mammogram." (Source: Fox News 09/18/00; MSNBC 09/21/00 - The News with Brian Williams) "Had that happened to Bush the news media would have used it to further the theme that the Texas Governor has a troubled relationship with the English language." - Brian Williams 09/21/00 Equal...if not more so? "When my sister and I were growing up," Mr. Gore told a small audience made up mostly of women, "there was never any doubt in our minds that men and women were equ
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How To Act When A Woman Likes You
How To Act When A Woman Likes You >If you'd like to read the story of how I went from not even being able to TALK to women... to the point where I could approach women in every type of situation, get numbers, and get dates CONSISTENTLY... plus watch video clips of every one of my programs, just go here: ***QUESTION FROM A READER*** Dave, I've become a very generous guy lately. To all my male friends, I'm giving them the gift of your newsletter. To all my females, I'm giving the gift of missing me. I'm a recovering wuss. I took a few months off of women and worked on my inner game, with great results. I've started talking to new women again, along with old girlfriends. I find that when the c/f (Cocky & Funny) starts rolling, or even just my newfound confidence, I often get a lot of compliments. What's the best way to deal with a girl coming out and saying "oh, you're so cute/funny/etc..."
Thank You!!
Thank you to all my friends and fans who helped with my hottest mom contest!! All your help put me at 3rd place!! I will return the love when you need me!! Thanks again!! Kisses ;)
The Ugly Face Of Racism
The Ugly Face of Racism A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone fr
I am so glad its almost the weekend. Found out today the editor we set up for our clients in their sites no longer works if they upgrade to Windows Vista. That is going to be a HUGE headache to get around. I spent most of the day looking for answers. Thanks Immortal and PG for your help. :) Not sure I am going to choir tonight. I'm tired and a bit grumpy from the Vista thing. Looked through a pile of pictures today. Pics from highschool and college for the most part. Yes.. I had hair Found pics of my ex in there... Maybe I could hang them up in the basement to scare away the birds that get in there. Someone's lectures on eating healthy have really messed up my diet. I ate carrots tonight instead of french fries and had a bannana for dessert instead of a dish of icecream. Something is definitely wrong! lol Its getting warm again. It got into the 60's again.
i hate to be treated like shit and done wrong. everyone knows i am a nice person and i dont do what i dont want to do so who ever it is trying to knock me down go for it cause whever you are and you are supposedly a friend of mine your wrong cause you are missing with someones feelings.
Best Spring Tag Contest Now Open....rates Only
YOU MAY RIP THIS TAG >>CLICK THE THUMB NAIL ok i have 12 tags for the contest here is how it will work...3 parts Part 1 *****RATES ONLY***** FROM 5:30PM EST TODAY UNTIL SAT. MARCH 24TH @ 5:30PM EST..(CONTEST WILL CLOSE FOR A FEW MIN) MAKE SURE IF YOU SEND OUT A BULLETIN YOU TELL THEM IT IS RATE ONLY THE TOP 10 WILL MOVE ON Part 2 FROM SAT. MARCH 24TH @ 5:40PM EST CONTEST WILL OPEN FOR COMMENT BOMBING AND YOU MAY BOMB YOUR SELF.. until March 29 @ 9:00 pm est NO AUTO BOMBING... PART 3 Then it will drop to the top 5 and then the Judges will pick from the 5 left for the winners.. I will also pick 1 tag to go into the finals before the contest starts. I will not be judging..Winner will be announced on Friday March 30th.. RULES 1. No Auto Bombing anyone found auto bombing entry will be deleted 2. No Down Grading 3. Everyone may comment bomb even your own when comments are a aloud. 4. There will be 3 parts to the contest 5. Judges are not aloud to rate or comment
Baptized By Fire!!!!!!!!!!
Calling All Juggalos & Lettes!!!
Must Show Proof Of Womanhood
I'm supposed to go to an event at the Women's City Club, and I'm thinking about either 1) skipping it and going to a bar instead, or 2) going to it and standing by the door, greeting people as they come in and very politely asking people for Proof of Womanhood. As in: "I'm going to need to see Proof of Womanhood." When they look at me in shock, I can follow up with, "A photo ID, please." After looking at it briefly, I can shake my head, hand it back, and say, "No, I need to see one with a photo of your vagina. Or [hushed tone] you could show me your vagina."
I Miss You Like Crazy...
i miss your voice echoing in my dreams... I miss your hand in mine... I miss... my head on your chest I miss... YOU!!! copyright 22march07 Erin E.E. Francis
Please Dont Go
My heart hurts just a little to much... my eyes flow like a river with every little touch. You say u love me... but u want to leave me. Nine years of my life gone... In just the blink of an eye. You say you love me... Yet you make me cry. I feel so distant... so very alone. Life is so cruel , so hard, and fierce... my soul is weeping my heart is pierced. These blood stained tears all for u... This shattered being no one knew... My life is an endless void... I dont know how to fix... My life is so lonely ... Without you in the mix. Please dont go im down on my knees... I love you dear... Stay in my life please.
My Obsession
You are an obsession I cannot sleep I am a possession Unopened at your feet There is no balance No equality Be still I will not accept defeat I will have you Yes I will have you I will find a way and I will have you Like a butterfly A wild butterfly I will collect you and capture you You are an obsession You're my obsession Who do you want me to be To make you sleep with me You are an obsession You're my obsession Who do you want me to be To make you sleep with me I feed you I drink you My day and my night I need you I need you By sun or candlelight You protest you want to leave Stay there's no alternative Your face appears again I see the beauty there But I see danger Stranger beware A circumstance in your naked dreams Your affection is not what it seems You are an obsession You're my obsession Who do you want me to be To make you sleep with me You are an obsession You're my obsession Who do you want me to be To make you sleep with me
Almost Half Way Though
Today we are 18 weeks here in a few more weeks we will be 20 weeks. We get to find out what we are having. On April 13th at 1:30pm we will know if we have a boy or a girl. The baby is very active at times, the baby kicks me alot. Mike got to feel his first kick last week. We have been having promblems hearing the baby's heart beat cause where it moves around alot the doctor loses it. I will update more after we find out the sex. Mike don't care as long as the baby is healthy. I want a healthy baby boy.
What History's Got To Say
Their houses are frequented by idle chatterboxes, who with various pretences of approval applaud the man of loftier fortune, emulating the witty flatteries of the parasites in the comedies. For just as the parasites puff up boastful soldiers by attributing to them the sieges and battles against thousands of enemies, comparing them with the heroes of old, so these also, admiring the rows of columns hanging in the air with lofty facade, and the walls gleaming with the remarkable colours of precious stones, raise these noble men to the gods. And it has now come to this, that in place of the lively sound of approval from men appointed to applaud, at every public show an actor of afterpieces, a beast-baiter, a charioteer, every kind of player, and the magistrates of higher and lower rank, nay even matrons, are constantly greeted with the shout, "You should be these fellows' teachers!"; but what they ought to learn no one is able to explain. These two paragraphs which respectively in
A Little Note
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For those just tuning in, I moved to Texas last autumn. Starting a little over a week ago, I began getting hives, which had not happened since I was a young, young child. I also was having trouble breathing. Long story short, I'm highly allergic to the area in which I live and I need to get out. My lease has no way out for medical conditions; I'm fucked. The only thing I can think of -and I need to ask if this is allowed/doable - is to get a roommate signed onto the lease, then get myself taken off the lease. No matter what else I do, I have to break the lease which means paying a reletting fee + rent until they rent this bastard out. I could not afford to do that. So here I am, stuck n a place where I have trouble breathing and break out in hives, and also too far from downtown. Suggestions/thoughts/ideas?
Lets Play You Fucki Coward
Lets Play You Fucki Coward
We Made It!!!!
Here this Monday Mike and I will be together for 6 mons we are going to treat ourselves to a Dinner at Damon's restraunt.
STRESS FREE FINALLY What ever happened to people saying what they mean and then holding true to what they say or said? When did it change to say you love some one but show no actual signs of love? To tell some one that you love them and for them to tell you back is fine if signs of love are there, however if a person says I love you then they shut themselves off to you, or force distance between you how would you react? If that same person says they canít live without you but when you are around them or talking to them they say things about other people who are either ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends, when confronted about it they say sorry with no intentions on changing their ways or respecting your feelings. Iíve had this happen to me and I know many of the readers have had it happen too, however much I did care for this person it is now over because of the stress that this person caused me, I no longer am willing to be an emotional resting post for this person and be used in on
Someone Shared This
Through The Storms..... I did not know His love before, The way I know it now. I could not see my need for Him, My pride would not allow. I had it all, without a care, The "Self-sufficient" lie. My path was smooth, my sea was still, Not a cloud was in my sky. I thought I knew His love for me, I thought I'd seen His grace, I thought I did not need to grow, I thought I'd found my place. But then the way grew rough and dark, The storm clouds quickly rolled; The waves began to rock my ship, My anchor would not hold. The ship that I had built myself Was made of foolish pride. It fell apart and left me bare, With nowhere else to hide. I had no strength or faith to face The trials that lay ahead, And so I simply prayed to Him And bowed my weary head. His loving arms enveloped me, And then He helped me stand. He said, "You still must face this storm, But I will hold your hand." So through the dark and lonely night He guided me through pain. I could n
Circumcision Reversal
One thing to consider:† Circumcision is basically the only form of genital mutilation practiced worldwide and is religiously motivated.† Consider this video from YouTube: One thing I am currently doing is restoring my own foreskin.† It'll take a while and sometimes causes sores (if I'm not careful), but within two years or so, I should have it done.† tag: circumcision, genital mutilation, religion, health -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Spring Quarter
What I will be taking this Spring BMT Elements of Supervision From 1 pm to 3pm Math 109 Consumer Mathmatics From 3pm to 5pm Psy 101 Psycology From 5pm to 7:30pm
Hate Me
Hate Me I have to block out thoughts of you so I don't lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again? And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face? And will you never try to reach me? It is I that wanted space Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you I'm sober now for 3 whole months it's one accomplishment that you helped me with The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won't touch again In a sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate You made me compliment m
Naughty Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! DON'T BE SHY! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPO
Why Me
why does it seem like everyone is out to get me may i ask? i have not done anything wroon here to anyone not a single so. but yet i am getting my life destroyed here by some stupd ignorant people.
Winter Quarter Grades
PUBLIC SPEAKING D- ENG WRITING AND RHETORIC I B+ MATH BASIC MATHEMATICS C GPA Term Undergraduate..........: 2.102 Accumulative Undergraduate..: 2.694
If I Die
What Are You Gonna Do With Your Life?
Hot Cops Busted List
> Achilles**DJ Devil Witch** AKA Adopt a soldier@ CherryTAPFear The Grunts C.T.A.F - #34@ CherryTAPTHESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PULLED OVER !!!In order to be BUSTED!! you need to have an awesome profile, kind and NICE, very few (NSFW) photos,No FAN me on your profile,SALUTE,and not a drama queen.(DO NOT MESSAGE me!!!!!!!) .If you fit this you will be placed in MY BLOG with your link, for people to add you.Also a BULLETIN will be posted daily about all the BUSTED people MEN and WOMEN. thanks Christian beautifullove@ CherryTAP**DJ Devil Witch** AKA Adopt a soldier@ CherryTAPCTAF #22~ArousedByRage ~CTAF #22@ CherryTAPCanadian Ice Queen ♥ ~ *K.O.T* & *C.T.A.F*@ CherryTAPprecious@ CherryTAPHDBKRGRL
Here Without You
A hundred days had made me older Since the last time that I saw your pretty face A thousand lights had made me colder And I donít think I can look at this the same But all the miles had separate They disappeared now when Iím dreaming of your face Iím here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time Iím here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams And tonight itís only you and me The miles just keep rolling as the people either way to say hello I hear this life is overrated but I hope it gets better as we go Iím here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time Iím here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams And tonight girl itís only you and me Everything I know, and anywhere I go It gets hard but it wonít take away my love And when the last one falls, when itís all said and done it get hard but it w
Something To Think About
Things that make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: A. FDR led us into World War II. B. Germany never attacked us ; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost . An average of 112,500 per year. C. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea . North Korea never attacked us .. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost ... An average of 18,334 per year. D. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us E. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost .. An average of 5,800 per year. F. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us . He was offered Osama bin L
Who Actually
Pays this blog any attention? And some stalkers I have...the only one who has stalked me today is GAZ so he gets triple stalker points.
Ok this entry is a little late because I forgot to blog yesterday before I got offline lol. Anyway, I really thought the dream Mumm was interesting and I do think that it is a form of ESP or at least sometimes, because my mom has had a dream of hers come true before. I personally have never had something come true in a dream yet though. Most of my dreams are just weird random things lol. Anyway, I reaLly enjoyed reading the comments on that Mumm so I thought that would be a good idea for a blog lol. Have a good night all.
Me And My Newest Update
Hey ya'll, Sorry I haven't been around. Been on vacation down in Vegas, having a blast!!!! I guess I needed to take a little time off and re-charge my batteries. Anyway, I want to let you know about my newest update! This one is great! I do all the nasty things you would expect! I even put a few video clips up in my members area? I'll give you hint about them. They involve me, a toy, my ass and my mouth!!!! If you want to check out my video, go to If you want to see my newest update, go to I also updated earlier in the week me and a friend of mine playing as school girls!!! It's pretty hot!!! Let me know if you like what you see. I love to hear from all of you! Take care and I hope everyone has a great weekend! Licks and Slurps, Celeste
Check Out This New Search Engine
check out the new search engine Cha Cha, it works great and a guide will help you with your search.
Camping But Where?!?!
Ok april 5th me and ms goody are taking our kids camping, but im not sure of where to go to have fun with my kids. we have been almost every where in the fifty (me and ms goody).. But our last trip to las vegas in jan.. we decided to take the kids we stoped in colorado to sleep,,you should have seen their faces when they woke up staring out the window of our cabin and seeing the rockies for the first time !!! they was estatic lmao.. so im thinking colorado this time staying for ahwhile but i know there is alot more places for good campin in the mountains,, any ideas // i have alot of friends surely someone has input lol,,
Voters Could Tell Drivers To Hang Up
I donít know about you, but myself, I see idiots all the time on the valley freeways changing lanes with out blinkers, without looking because they are jabbering on their cell phones. I donít know how many times I have been almost hit on my bike by some soccer mom in an SUV while she is chatting away on her cell drinking her caramel macchiato from Starbucks with 3 kids yelling in the back of her 50 thousand dollar four wheel drive piece of foreign crap. That has never and will never see the off road. OK, Yes this is an area of contention for me. I for one will vote for this law to be passed even though I am against more legislation on our lives. Will it cut down on accidents? Probably not. Will it give me an excuse to scream at the idiots who are doing it? Yup! Especially at stop lights when I rev my Harley so they canít hear the conversation over my pipes. Ride Safe Ė MRI Voters could tell drivers to hang up By Howard Fischer Capitol Media Services Tucson, Arizona | Pu
I Need A Sugar Daddy!!!!
Any takers?
My To Step Inside?
First off, I'm a Virgo. I worry about everything, and bitch about everything else. I also tend to be a bit of a know it all. Just ask, and I know and if I don't, I'll bullshit you really good. Yes, I am bi-sexual. Sorry mom, sorry, dad, sorry, sis (I know you knew), but I've been this way ever since I can remember. And sorry, Dale, but my first sexual experience was with a girl. I do lie, and I lie a lot, but never if it can hurt someone. I try to be honest when it comes to that. If I don't like you, or don't want to be bothered by you, you'll know. BUT let me say, I also tend to be forgetful...sorry Mikki...I do luv ya hon...but I even forgot to uncover my bird this morning. Secondly, I tend to put too much into my friendships, and in the past, I've always been hurt. So I tend to go into friendship with a bit of an edge. CherryTap, though, has been great so far. I've met alot of great new friends. And even Dale has met up with some old friends!I AM A BITCH!! There is no get
My Satanic Candle
A few days ago, I bought a candle kit.† Here's a picture of the first candle I made:I made it by melting some old candles we had along with some crayons.† The candle is scented because many of the candles I used were scented.† It smells good.† tag: religion, satan, satanic, satanist, satanism, altar, candle-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Another 43 Things About Me...
43 Things You Never Think to Ask 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Never Imma good girl unfortunately 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? Open eyes and happy 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? LIke 5 years ago I think 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? I'd take the chance to spoon someone in a damn heartbeat 5. Do you believe in ghosts? 100% 6. Do you consider yourself creative? at times yes 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Without a doubt 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Angelina 9. Do you stay friends with your ex's? several of my ex's are friends 10. Do you know how to play poker? yes 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? alot when I was younger 12. What's your favorite commercial? none 13. What are you allergic to? nadda 14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? Imma good girl no 15. Do you have a secret that n
I Love You
Music Video:STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU (by Sean Paul)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Hello To All
HELLO you all...Did anybody miss me??? I just got out of the hospital I been there ever since Sunday arpund with Pneumonia , Asaperated Aethema & Sleep Ampnea ok I can not spell them but I had them and I have to still take a shit load of pills and drugs Soooooooooooo my point to this Blog is you tell you how much I missed you all and let you know that you need to go to the doctors when you think somethings wrong because 9 out of 10 times there is and you could DIE like I almost just did from not being able to breathe.I was totaly stubborn and didnt think I was gonna turn a purty shade of BLUE to speak when I got there my lips was getting blue or greay but whatever color I am alive and happy at home now thank GOD now I gotta finish the pills and the treatments to get totaly better:P lucky me I take aloooooot of pills that wiould not be needed if i had just been not stubborn....I love you ALL & hope I didnt miss too much gossip:P CHERRYCHERR
OK - I am officially fed up with these 20 something ambercrombie whore douchebag fucks with their generic "I eat pussy" pick-up line hitting on me. You're so totally unoriginal and unimpressive. Stop acting like being able to lick pussy is accomplishing something in your shallow fucking lives. Apparently wit, charm and the art of seduction are waaaaaay above your skill level.
Whats The Point?
The psychiatrist never called me back last night.... so now what do I do? Do I call and harass him about it today? Do I sit back and wait to see if he calls me? Should I act on my impulses and go beat his ass to the ground??? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCK THIS!
To All Who Feel Life Is To Much
I sit here today wondering when is it going to be my turn to catch a break. when is it my turn to sit with a man i love and hold on to him. when will i see the light of a better day. and when will the day come that i will no longer be burdened with bills, money, and worry. i pray that day will come before its to late for me.
The Red Strokes
Moonlight on canvas, midnight and wine Two shadows starting to softly combine The picture they're painting Is one of the heart And to those who have seen it It's a true work of art. (chorus) Oh, the red strokes Passions uncaged Thundering moments of tenderness rage Oh, the red strokes Tempered and strong (fearlessly drawn) Burning the night like the dawn Steam on the window, salt in a kiss Two hearts have never pounded like this Inspired by a vision That they can't command Erasing the borders With each brush of a hand *chorus* Oh, the blues will be blue and the jealousies green But when love picks it's shade it demands to be seen *chorus* Oh, the red strokes Passions uncaged Thundering moments of tenderness rage Oh, the red strokes Tempered and strong (fearlessly drawn) Burning the night like the dawn. Steam on the window, salt in a kiss Two hearts have never pounded like this.
Get Over Your Self,, Damn
Okay Iam gonna bitch up a storm here!!! I am usually one that juss keeps muh mouth shut but I have had juss about had all I am gonna take now. 1.Correct me if I am wrong but isnt cherry tap where you get on and rate people awesome profile and their pics and to meet new friends? I am so tired of these people droppin shitty ass comments becase I rated their B/F, cherry tap hubby or their hubbys profile, good gawd this is a frickin website!!!! I am not after anyones man, I am on here to have fun and thats it so get over it!!!! 2. Now muh big complaint, If you have a problem with me,BRING IT TO ME. dont go after innocent people. I am not gonna say your name on here becasue thats not how I roll, but I know who you are and you know who you are. I am not gonna fight with you over cherry tap, thats alittle childish for me, but I will be more than happy to make a road trip or even dial your digits. If you aint big enough to come blah blah to muh face then keep your trap shut. 3. Now to the p
The Change
One hand Reaches out And pulls a lost soul from harm While a thousand more go unspoken for They say what good have you done By saving just this one It's like whispering a prayer In the fury of a storm. (chorus) And I hear them saying you'll never change things and no matter What you do it's still the same thing But it's not the world that I am changing I do this so this World will know that it will not change me. This heart Still believes The love and mercy still exist. While all the hatred rage and so many say That love is all but pointless in madness such as this It's like trying to stop a fire With the moisture from a kiss. *chorus* As long as one heart still holds on Then hope is never really gone. *chorus* What I do is so This world will know That it will not change me
You Are Fucked
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women And Children, Need A Shoulder From A Survivor?
If your a woman, especially with children, or just alone in this fight, please, feel free to write me, message me. It will be with total discretion. I understand. I am a survivor. I may not be able to help you get out, you have to be ready to help yourself. But I can guide you to do that. I can give you the list of resources that will help you get out when your ready! Dont let anyone, man, woman, keep you down. Your a beautiful part of this world, and do not ever let anyone tell you any different!
Learning To Live
I burned my hand, I cut my face Heaven knows how long it's been Since I've felt so out of place I'm wonderin' if I'll fit in. Debbie and charley said they'd be here by nine And deb said she might bring a friend Just my luck, they're right on time So here I go again. I'm gonna smile my best smile And I'm gonna laugh like it's going out of style Look into her eyes and pray that she don't see That learning to live again is killing me. Little cafe, table for four But there's just conversation for three I like the way she let me get the door I wonder what she thinks of me. Debbie just whispered, you're doin' fine And I wish that I felt the same She's asked me to dance, now her hand's in mine Oh, my god, I've forgotten her name. But I'm gonna smile my best smile And I'm gonna laugh like it's going out of style Look into her eyes and pray that she don't see That learning to live again is killing me. Now here we are beneath her porch light And
k so ive come to discover...the best punishment for wicked disobedient put them them to work. they crapped up mah clean house... they left nasty dishes on the table they threw trash... *waves wand* now im contentedly listening to mah girlies profile music while they're in the kitchen loading the dishwasher and washing by hand whatever else didnt fit...cept for some reason or another lacrymosa wont load n keeps leading me back to metallica n giving me a headache n the urge to vomit. hmmmm so mah living room is back to the way it was...mah dining room is back to the way it porch is swept...the dishes are almost done... hurrah for free slave labor. *nod* yup. thats what ima do from now on. k so in other news... i heart my new herbal book its superfantasticness. my back hurts i spose the teleportation from yesterday actually might have worked on a much smaller scale than i originally thought. stupid blatant penis boy? stop trying to ad
10 Things About Me......
GET TO KNOW ME!! OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1) Ive worked since I was 13 2) I was adopted at birth my birth mother was only 12 3) Im a beauty school drop-out they told me I couldnt bleach hair and I walked out.... 4) I have 27 tattoos and 9 piercings (I love the adrenaline of it all and have been known to sleep through getting inked) 5) I now work doing payroll for people I hire to take care of Developmentally Disabled clients and I love every aspect of my career 6) I haven't drank or smoked pot in almost 10 years (didn't have a problem with either just not my thing) 7) I do smoke cigs (menthols) and have for almost 20 years 8) Everyday for the last almost 8 years I h
If Youre Gone
If You're Gone I think I've already lost you I think you're already gone I think I'm finally scared now You think I'm weak - but I think you're wrong I think you're already leaving Feels like your hand is on the door I thought this place was an empire But now I'm relaxed - I can't be sure I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm just scared - I think too much I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing If you're gone - maybe it's time to go home There's an awful lot of breathing room But I can hardly move If you're gone - baby you need to come home Cuz there's a little bit of something me In everything in you I bet you're hard to get over I bet the room just won't shine I bet my hands I can stay here I bet you need - more than you mind I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm just scared - that I know too much I can't
About me i am mixed with black/mexican/indina/white and french
Casting My Life As A Movie
Me TimberWolf Sarah Brandi Alex Kamila Telka
Fire And Rain
Fire & Rain Just yesterday morning they let me know you were gone Susanne the plans they made put an end to you I walked out this morning and I wrote down this song I just can't remember who to send it to I've seen fire and I've seen rain I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I'd see you again Won't you look down upon me, jesus You've got to help me make a stand You've just got to see me through another day My body's aching and my time is at hand And I won't make it any other way Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I'd see you again Been walking my mind to an easy time my back turned towards the sun Lord knows when the cold wind blows it'll turn your head around Well, there's hours of time on the telephone line to
I'm The Only One
Please baby can't you see My mind's a burnin' hell I got razors a rippin' and tearin' and strippin' My heart apart as well Tonight you told me That you ache for something new And some other man is lookin' like something That might be good for you Go on and hold him till the screaming is gone Go on believe him when he tells you Nothing's wrong But I'm the only one Who'll walk across the fire for you I'm the only one Who'll drown in my desire for you It's only fear that makes you run The demons that you're hiding from When all your promises are gone I'm the only one Please baby can't you see I'm trying to explain I've been here before and I'm locking the door And I'm not going back again Her eyes and arms and skin won't make It go away You'll wake up tomorrow and wrestle the sorrow That holds you down today Go on and hold him till the screaming is gone Go on believe him when he tells you Nothing's wrong But I'm the only one Who'll walk across the fire
Poem Written For Me By My Ct Hubby
To My Sue A wonderous love, mother, and friend To you these words I do send On dark, grey days you bring bright, shining light No more lonliness and sorrow in bed at night The sound of your voice brings a smile to my heart Such a strong connection right from the start How I long to hold you in my arms and feel you To smell your skin, and know you're real and true So much compassion and sincerity Not from pity or charity Truely you are an angel sent from above You've given a broken man hope for love You are so beautiful from the inside out Of your meaning to this life, never should i doubt I've grown to love and need you everyday Your words and laughter fulfill me in everyway They haven't invented the words yet to describe this Every moment we're apart, your soul i greatly miss Be content and confident in your value to this life Never could I ask for a better and sexier CT wife Written by Randy Best aka IMDBEST1 I think
For those of you who know me fairly well, you should read this. If you don't know me, feal free to read, but don't judge cuz you'll piss me off royaly. Okay, so, we all know that I got married Aug.12, 2006. We also know from previouse blogs that were deleted, that things turned very sour shortly after. He was a drunkard, a manipulator and turned out to be rather violent. Took a swing at my face over alchohol. So yes, it was bad. I came home to cali with a quickness and filed for divorce. Started hangin out with some really close friends. One of which ended up divorcing his wife for the same reasons I was divorcing my husband. He and I hooked up. After 4 and a half years of knowing each other, it seems perfectly natural. Three days after hoking up with my new bf, I get a message that my husband had died of liver failure. He supposedly picked up a bottle and never let it hit the counter for three weeks strait because he was distraut. Durring this time though, he decid
To Love You......
I have a fondness fer Nymphomaniacs. Thar is something about a gal who loves to put out fer free that attracts me. "No" is a word that is not in the vocabulary of a Nympho. That is another attraction fer me. Fer those of y'all who have been living beneath a rock a Nympho is addicted to sex. A Nympho has got to have it! I have much in common with the Nymphos. I wanted to join the Nymphos. But I was turned away. The Nymphos tole me their club was a Girls' Only club. Cricketshit! That's the same thing the Lesbians tole me when I tired to joint their club!
Shallow People
I am really tired of fucking shallow people. If you can't LOVE ME FOR ME then you aren't worth my time. And if your just out there to fuck with my friends I will FUCK with you right back! Oh and to those people who want to use me, I'm not a fucking toy for you to play with. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
Why Does Doing Dishes Suck So Much?
so anyway, i find myself having to do the fuckin dishes again. god i hate that, rather scrub toilets ( mine of course lol ) than wash the damn dishes. why does that suck so bad? ugh. makes me just want to throw them away and go to wal mart for new ones, or better yet, paper plates. lol, im crazy i know. just thought i'd let you all know how insane i really am. lmao...sorry
Never To Far
if you ever get lost or if you feel lonely remember i'm never to far away if i should leave this world i'll be looking down on you smiling watching over you making sure nothing bad should ever happen to you..i would lay my life out there to save yours so remember i'm never to far you'll always have me Music Video:NEVER TOO FAR (by Mariah Carey)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Crowns Of Roses
 Crowns of Roses A rose has thorns that prick and abuse the flesh but the enchantress is there to court . . . A poplin breeze languishes on the branches of a seasoned oak tree beneath its unmolested oasis a child waits in dewy grass her face saturated from tears of pristine morning anxiety. Mother said he wouldnít come any more- or hurt her again but he came last night Jesus fondled her with filthy hands. She wears a frazzled crown as a infected tan hat a hand-me-down. Her thoughts are intermingled and her words way beyond her age. Jesus is a friend of her mothers he has lengthily wooly ginger hair and is bony and tall. His breathe smells of beer and musty bread - when his tongue plays hide and seek inside her mouth she protests the plague that spreads to her tummy. Beneath the Oak she angles her head- in her hands and envisions a little mahogany boy a thousand miles away. A crown is for king
Fuck Everything And Fuck Everyone
fuck it all i am giving up on everything that i ever wanted and dreamed about having and i am giving up on everyone. so have fun everyone enjoy your lives to the fullest. may god bless all the soldiers. I GIVE UP. I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT FOR ANYONE SO I JUST GIVE THE FUCK UP.
Totaled My Car
Antony Julius Caesar
ANTONY I doubt not of your wisdom. Let each man render me his bloody hand: First, Marcus Brutus, will I shake with you; Next, Caius Cassius, do I take your hand; Now, Decius Brutus, yours: now yours, Metellus; Yours, Cinna; and, my valiant Casca, yours; Though last, not last in love, yours, good Trebonius. Gentlemen all,--alas, what shall I say? My credit now stands on such slippery ground, That one of two bad ways you must conceit me, Either a coward or a flatterer. That I did love thee, Caesar, O, 'tis true: If then thy spirit look upon us now, Shall it not grieve thee dearer than thy death, To see thy thy Anthony making his peace, Shaking the bloody fingers of thy foes, Most noble! in the presence of thy corse? Had I as many eyes as thou hast wounds, Weeping as fast as they stream forth thy blood, It would become me better than to close In terms of friendship with thine enemies. Pardon me, Julius! Here wast thou bay'd, brave hart; Here didst thou fall; and here thy hunters stand, Si
You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next year, and don't want to talk at all the year after that. So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life, we respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will
Gonna Do The Soldier Thing
well its been a busy past 2wks, we have been gettin alot of ne stuff issued to us, getting rdy fir my deployment on may15th, we have been packing equimpment, and vehicles and jus hecktic gettin everythign rdy for this deployment, we are looking at about 18+months so out CSM says, around he bahgdad area, so should be fun lol, but yea, may 15th im gone
Everybody Hurts
EVERYBODY HURTS BY R.E.M Miss you all i love you.... dad wish you were here dec 11 2005 dani best friends forever jan 21 2006 travis you were there for me jan 21 2006
Hide My Pain
Hide My Pain In your arms I lie at night, As the time counts down before It is time for you to leave me. I have known for months that That day would come and inside My mind I prepared myself, but My heart kept pushing it away... Avoiding the inevitable... So with almost no time left, The pain wells up inside of Me so bad that it goes beyond Mere heartbreak... Holding back the tears, as I lie in Your arms at night, turning away, Hoping you wont catch me crying... You can never know what it is I feel- It would do no good to tell you because It would not change how things are or How things will be... And yet it is I find myself saying "I love you" under my breath, Almost constantly... And to slip and allow these tears To be freed would only deny me the Remaining time I have left, as you Would feel uneasy, and slip away Before it is time... It will get worse before it will get Better, but with what I know and what I have known, I cannot see
hello hope everyone had a good day.. and has a nice evening as well.. i was just wondering if anyone knew how to make those tags and if its possible would you be able to make some some.. i have seen them and they are just beautiful.. and it doesnt matter what kind they are.. could you plz let me know.. thank you very much :)
Raiders Stupidity Strikes Again!!
Raiders sign QB Josh Booty By Associated Press 5 hours ago ALAMEDA, Calif. - The Oakland Raiders have signed quarterback Josh Booty, the former prep star who has been out of football since 2003 and has never thrown a pass in the NFL. Booty was one of the nation's top high school quarterbacks in 1993 when he decided to play baseball instead of football. He spent five years with the Florida Marlins but played only 13 games at the major league level. In two seasons at LSU, Booty threw for 3,951 yards and 24 touchdowns and was taken by Seattle in the sixth round of the 2001 draft. Acquired off waivers by Cleveland later that year, Booty spent parts of three seasons with the Browns. Booty joins Andrew Walter as the only quarterbacks on the Raiders' roster. The team cut ties with last year's starter, Aaron Brooks, and third-stringer Marques Tuiasosopo is a free agent. Oakland has the No. 1 pick in next month's draft and could select quarterback JaMarcus Russell of LSU. Booty
This Is For Fff And Cb/cg
Just a nice lil reminder to both groups...if ya cant walk the walk and talk the talk then get the hell out. You talk your shit but wont back up your words fun n games are over with.
Dr. Whut...a Shrink.
Dr. Sey Whut is one of my shrinks. Yes, he has his hands full. Dr. Whut is of no relations to Dr. Who. Just want to clarify that. Dr. Whut engages me in many different conversations. He is a nosey feller. But I think most shrinks have to be nosey in their profession. They want to find the root of the problem. I don't have a problem... Often. In a recent conversation, Dr. Whut asked me about my five ex-wives. I thought he was wanting to date them. He assured me he was not interested in dating my ex-wives. Good! I is still a jealous man. Dr. Whut wants to know the reason my wives divorced me. The answer is simple... Who wants to live with a nut twenty four hours a day..? Actually, I blame the failed relationships on me talking in my sleep. Dr. Whut explained it is not uncommon fer folks to talk in their sleep. Why did my wives take exception with my sleep talking..? I dunno exactly... I reckon it could be I was talking about all my girlfriends in my sleep and my wives didn't
Too Funny....sorry Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they won't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DO WE KNOW THAT MAN WAS MADE BEFORE WOMAN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8.Why do men even exist? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour
I Can't Get Over You( By Out Law Angel)
I can't get over you no matter how I try Just the thought of being without you makes me want to cry. I can't over you or be with someone new what locks you so deep in my heart I wish i knew. I can't get over you I wont even try Because to say I don't love you would be a lie.
I Love My Friends
Hey once again, besides writing poetry and my own quotable quotes to live by. I have a special friend that I use to date 8 years ago. I moved back home to take care of him...I have a boyfriend though. I want to see if their are any local single gorgeous women that wouldn't mind meeting him and having a date. A few years ago he had a stroke which caused him to be paralyzed and in a wheelchair...He is a wonderful man at heart.. So ladies check it out.. And guys if you know any special females that's cool too. Your feedback is very important to me because he's always sad :(
Make Sweet Candy 'peepz' At Home
March 21, 2007 ó Marshmallow "peeps" are one of Easter's most popular treats. Culinary Institute of America chef Francisco Migoya has a simple recipe for making fresh marshmallow chicks at home. Usually, "peeps" are full of preservatives to extend their shelf life, but with Chef Migoya's recipe, you can make them fresh. Marshmallow "Peepz" by C.I.A. Chef Francisco Migoya Yields about 36 pieces Ingredients: ĺ cup confectioners' sugar, sifted Ĺ cup corn starch, sifted 2 packets (ľ ounce each) powdered gelatin, about 2 tablespoons Ĺ cup cold water 2 cups granulated sugar Ĺ cup light corn syrup 2/3 cup water 9 large egg whites, at room temperature Your favorite food coloring, as needed Flavor extract to taste, optional Sugar topping: 1 cup granulated sugar combined with food coloring, as needed Garnish: ľ cup semi-sweet chocolate, melted Equipment: Stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment Candy thermometer Pastry bag or large plas
Many Smiles Of Love !!!! Cause We Love One An Other
Many Smiles Of Love for one an other is a brand of nothing but pure joy and happyness of two people shareing love together...My happyness comes from one man that turns my days into my heart beating and knowing that i can take a breathe and know that he is with me and only me ...... Many have come and many have tried to start a life time of trouble but nothing breaks out fall we stand strong smile at one another and push through each time...because we are strong and can handle what put in front of us only cause we trust and understand our love for each other..... Pushing a side all the things that has happen with us we both can say we fight to stay stay strong and remain as one heart mnd body and soul I know there is others out there that can agree and say that loveing someone is one in a million things, but when two people love each other its something that no one in this world can break cause the bond is strong and can uphold anything tossed in there path .... He makes me
Newest Poem
"deeply In Love "
This is dedicated to someone and the person knows who they are... no name is needed "DEEPLY IN LOVE " From the moment I wake up ti'll the time I go to sleep. Even in my dreams my love for you runs deep. It runs deeper than the ocean It runs deeper than the sea. Each day that I miss I will make it up time three. If it takes my whole life ti'll the day I pass away. I'll make sure to keep you happy each and every day. When I finally get to see you your beautiful face aglow. I'm going to hold you in my arms and never let you go. The day I get back home I won't know what to do. But one thing I do know Im still "Deeply In Love "with you.
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You Don't Know Me(by Outlaw Angel)
You don't know me yet I wish you would have tried Instead you told your pretty lie's. You don't know me yet you had a chance We could have found a sweet romance. You don't know me and I guess you never will And yet you hurt me still.
Post Secret
I love this site. People send in anonymous postcards about what they cant say to anyone else. It's rather interesting.
Your Temperament
You Have a Melancholic Temperament Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything. You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life. You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you. Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace. You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life. Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times. At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you. You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others. You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult. What Temperment Are You?
Death By Caffiene
It would take 152.37 cups of Brewed Coffee to put you down. The Death By Caffeine Site. Pretty fun for those bored moments.
We Love (outlaw Angel)
We love someone and pray for the same And yet to many it's just a game. We love with our hearts open wide And yet maybe we should hide. We love with all we have to give Because without love we can't live.
This I ask in truth and honesty, It is a quandary in all purity: Shall I ask a question of social redemption, Shall I ask of wanton sex without hesitation? What then shall I ask in a Mumm, What can I ask which shall not be dumb? Do I sit and ponder the nation's fate, Or shall I ask about dinner that is late? What, oh what, shall be my query, Do we think that the weather is dreary? And of the Mummers who is the Hots, Which one should ride on top? What is the question I should ask? Tell me please, and tell me fast.
so yeh i wont be on for a couple of days. my grandfather passed away... and yeah.. i know only like one or two people will read this.. oso yeh i guess this is for u /
Clutter And Mess Trump Clean And Neat
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Karen Jackson would be the first to admit her desk looks like a disaster area. Her stacks of papers and photographs are so sloppy that the Texas schoolteacher won first place in a contest to find America's messiest desk. Sponsored by publisher Little, Brown and Co., the competition promoted "A Perfect Mess: The Hidden Benefits of Disorder," by Eric Abrahamson and David Freedman, a new book that argues neatness is overrated, costs money, wastes time and quashes creativity. "We think that being more organized and ordered and neat is a good thing and it turns out, that's not always the case," said Freedman. "Most of us are messy, and most of us are messy at a level that works very, very well for us," he said in an interview. "In most cases, if we got a lot neater and more organized, we would be less effective." That's true, said Rochelle Wilson, 57, of Moville, Iowa, whose messy desk earned her a runner-up spot in the contest, in which 50 entries were j
You All Have A Wonderful Day Or Night.. I'm Just Busy Right Now
I'm far more awake today then I was yesterday.. I just hope things are well with everyone of you... Take care, Jeremy
Fighting A Battle (poem #278)
I'm fighting a battle to win your heart To Keep my world from being torn apart. I'm fighting a battle to keep you by my side. To be without you my heart would die. I'm fighting a battle I hope not to lose I pray that it's me your heart will choose.
The control of your touch The sweet touch of erotic pain That you thrust on to me Sends me into exhilarating pain Oh the sweet pain of lust I do trust I shiver in sweet anticipation To see what you may deliver Oh I do shiver To see what you will do Handing myself over to you In complete trust Waiting to see what your lust will be What erotic pains you will deliver to me With this anticipation I do so shiver To see how I will bow down And scream in delightful pain With your erotic touch of pain
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Time To Say Good Bye
Letting go is the hardest thing , but I think pretending everything is ok, is actually harder. How can you sit there day in and day out pretending youre not dieing inside? Why is being weak so bad? why is it not ok to cry when youve lost all hope. Why is everything so fucking hard.I hate the situation Im in right now , its so totally unfair , I have to let go of one , but keep another , how you do that when they are the same?? How do you give up and let go of a certain feeling , yet keep others?? can someone tell me please , cause I am falling apart inside trying to figure this out and its really hard and I feel like Im a split personality trying to be all happy , Im just waiting to snap , I know its coming.
Reese Taxidermy
Hi all i just started a Taxidermy business with my mom and step-dad they have been doing it for a little while before now but i just want to let you know that if any of ya'llwant any Taxidermy work done let me know and i will let you know what the prices are between the 3 of us we have taken all the classes and we are willing to take all the animals you have and need done. send me a message and let me know whats up talk to ya'll later. Dustin, Reese Taxidermy
I Am An Evil Genius!!!!!!
Why? because I said so hehehe :)
Magic Arrows
Games by
A New Beginning (by Outlaw Angel)
A new beginnning a fresh start maybe a mending for the heart. A new beginning a chance for us to see What there can be between you and me. A new beginning with my body aflame And i hope that you want and feel the same.
I would really appreciate it if you would stop by my page and add your location to my new map:) Thank you and have a great day Hugs Pasqui
Steven is walking, almost 11 months old now. Taking a trip to Columbus tomorrow to pick Kris up fer the weekend. I visit my Aunts and Uncles almost every weekend.
In Loving Memory Of Michael Wayne Beezley
Can We (by Outlaw Angel)
Can we get thru a past full of pain and dispare Can we build a life together to share. Can we find that we love each other thru it all Can we find that no hearts have to fall Can we pick up the pieces and make a new start Can we once again play the part.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? 2. Do they know it? 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friendís list? 4. Do you like making love or having hott sex? 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? 6. What is your favorite position? 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? 8. Give or receive oral? 9. Kinky or sneaky? 10. Loud or quiet? 11. Ruff of soft? 12. Foreplay or not? 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? 14. Spank or be spanked? 15. Condoms or not? 16. Masturbate or not? 17. Role-playing or not? 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this?
Gimme Input :)
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The Only Flag That Doesn't Fly.
THE ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The 2002 Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 feet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers. You can drive by this flag on V Street south of Ocean Ave. in Lompoc, CA! Aerial photo courtesy of Bill Morson Soldiers' Prayer For our soldiers.... < I>Please don't break it When you receive this, please stop for a moment and Say a prayer for o
Spoiled Brats
-----MADE in the USA : Spoiled brats The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I starting thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlanti
Jewellery Shop.
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh!t yourself when I tell you the price."
Its hard sometimes for me to deal with life. It seems like every time I make a mistake, people turn there backs on me. Im bipolar, so I dont make the best choices in the world. Cant help myself. I dont mean to do the things I do, I just do them. All the time its a quick decision and bad judgement, and a few other things that I cant spell :). So I make mistakes mostly small ones. Like I broke up with my girlfriend this week, (and your going to love this one) because she did call me for a couple of days. Now most people would find out why first. Not me. I just ended the realionship. Messed up huh. Her reason was she was filling in at work for a sick co-worker and just hadnt had time. So now Im single and wish I had her back. But she wont talk to me or anything. You would think that she would understand and if she didnt at least talk to me and find out. Nope. Like I said every time I make a mistake no one wants to forgive me. Its not like there big things. Just little dumb ones.
Caressing You ~
Can you feel them, My Love, Softly touching your cheek Tracing the lines of your mouth Trailing down your neck? Can you feel them slowly Unbuttoning your shirt And tip toeing across your chest With teasing nails and warm fingers Leaving fingerprints of fire? Can you feel the silk of my hair Falling against your bare skin? Do you feel the pleasure of hot lips Kissing you deeply Tongue dancing with tongue Twirling in passionís Tingling tango? Can you feel skillful hands Against your zipper Touches like flame against your thighs Gentle squeezes of your hardness? Do you feel my lips and tongue Here and there, everywhere You want them to be? I am caressing you, with my words Do you feel the subtle softness Of firm mounds and hardened buds Between your fingers and lips Held and worshiped within The warm welcoming sanctuary Of your waiting mouth? Is the heat of my bare body Warming you, burning you? The scent and taste my pas
Your Taste In Music?
Your Taste in Music: Heavy Metal: Highest Influence 80's R&B: High Influence 90's Pop: High Influence Classic Rock: High Influence Hair Bands: High Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
First Blog
Just wanted to say thanks to all that have showed me love so far and left comments or rated me. I have been returning the favors as I get to them. If you are reading this, you should be rating me right now so I'll quit typing so you can go.
This One Is For The Gang...
I would like the FFF and CG/CB to add yourselves to my guest book with your new outlaw titles. Now damnit listen to me as your Deputy this is a direct order. OK not really but it was fun to say. Hey one else that reads this you can add yourself too but you better write me a hot sexy note.
Lokking For Friends To Hang With In Elpaso
hey amyone out there from elpaso wanna be friends and hang out and have fun and hang out and do stuff message me and let me know ok
Cherry Tap Friends
I wanted to take sometime to write a blog about my friends here on cherry tap. Jeremy Crow told me about a week ago that my friends suck, not alot of people rate my pics. Jeremy Crow, my mom and some of the people out of my family list take the time to rate my pics. So J.C told me to add people from his family list. Oh my god I wake up and I have about 4 or 5 new user comments then though out the day I get so many. I never know it was going to be like this. I have met some great people here on CT thank you to J.C. I have talked to most of them here and there but get comments from them everyday. I think thats great. I am a stay at home mom of three kids as everyone knows and I do spend a lot of time when I am home here on CT talking to my new friends. Becca is one of my best buds on here shes a great gal. J.C always makes me laugh. Yesterday I was kinda having a weird day and when I came home to see J.C comments on my bulletin I almost peed my pants you can find pics of those comments i
Hows It Going
Hows it going everyone, I have just joined cherrytap and so I am new and checking things out here. It certainly does look different, and looks like it has some cool features. Anyways a bit about me, I am in the Toronto Canada area with long brown hair and eyes and stand at 5'10 with a slim build. I have been told that I have a good sense of humour and I like to watch a good movie and I mostly listen to classic rock and some metal. I'm just out here to chat and make a few friends along the way. I have posted some good blogs on Yahoo 360 (thats what I have been told anyways lol) and I will be posting some of them here. If you have a good sense of humour, then you will like some of them. So welcome to my page,a nd if you want to chat sometime, drop me a line. Take it easy.
Think On It
Hi Everyone, If anyone out there believes America should pull out of Iraq, I strongly urge you to read this letter. The threat we faced in Europe in the 1940s, as great as it was, does not compare to what we face now. How do you confront an army that does not wear uniforms and covers its face like the cowards they are? In addition we have a political party that gives aid to the enemy by demanding that we "surrender" and tells the enemy that we will leave Iraq on a given date. That is INSANITY and in my humble opinion it is Treason! PLEASE, READ THE FOLLOWING !!!!! ----- Subject: : Spain Subject: Spain Just one man's opinion, but it seems to have some validity in today's world. SPANISH NEWSPAPER ARTICLE KEEP IT FOREMOST IN YOUR THINKING THAT THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A SPANISH WRITER ABOUT SPAIN AND EUROPE "ALL EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ " By Sebastian Vilar Rodrigez(*)
How Brutialy Honest Are You?
You Are 96% Brutally Honest The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you. You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You?
For My Love..
A glance...a sigh...a sound Anticipation is too much His eyes show flames within She waits for his first touch She breathes in deeper breaths Stirred by his very nearness He hasn't even touched her She feels him none the less She leans in his direction Knowing that he's the one Who stirs her heart and soul From this she can not run A brush of fingers tender Her breath stops in her chest Nothing has ever felt so pure With any of the rest Electric current fills them Snapping both between She feels herself grow dizzy Like something in a dream Carresses soft and tender Cause passions to ignite Flashing to smolder, to flame All through the night Flesh to flesh they burn Molten in their desire Breast to chest they move In a dance of pure fire His hardness in her hands Stroke him to surrender His fingers find her flower Liquid heat weeping from her Sweet kisses, tasting lips Crackling burns desire Kneeding flesh and parting thighs To lick
Male Or Female????
> >You might not have known this, but a lot of > > non-living objects are actually either male or female. > >Here are some examples: > >FREEZER BAGS: > >They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right hrough them. > >PHOTOCOPIERS: > >These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. > >They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. > >TIRES: > >Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. > HOT AIR BALLOONS: > >Also a male object, because to get them to go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt. > >SPONGES: > >These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. > >WEB PAGES: > >Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting > >hit on. > >TRAINS: > >Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. > >EGG TIMERS:
Just To Give You An Idea
This isn't to get sympathy but just be glad you're not in my shoes...... I litterally have no money. I have a flat tire on my car, I need a oil change, I need new wiper blades for my car, I get a call and get bitched out by both my dad and grandpa(whom I dont think either one of them are considered "family" cause of how they treat me in the first place) about my school loans, cause I can't pay on my loans either until I get a better job. THEN since my parents have been divorced since 2000, my grandpa decides to bring up my mom and talk shit about her to me. And to give you all an idea on the money I don't have....half the time I don't even have money to eat. I sometimes go days where I don't eat anything at all cause I can't afford it. So yeah...just be glad ur not me or in my shoes. You really have no idea how lucky you are. How's your life? *Annnnnd if anyone wants to send me $$ let me know. LOL *
You Know You're A Mom When . . .
You know you're a mom when . . . By Angela Jones 1. You plan your day according to when Sesame Street is on. 2. You have signed a check with a crayon. 3. You find Goldfish crackers in the glove box of your car. 4. You wipe other kids' noses. 5. You have accidentally brushed your teeth with Desitin. 6. You have caught spit-up in your hand. 7. You leave for a date with your husband carrying a diaper bag instead of your purse. 8. You have memorized the entire lineup of Saturday morning cartoons. 9. You have finally paid for all of your groceries and are heading out of the doors when you realize one of your kids has lost a shoe somewhere in the store. 10. You can recite Goodnight Moon and Green Eggs and Ham by heart. 11. You let your baby sit in his dirty diaper until Oprah is over. 12. You have shared a fifteen-minute conversation about your baby with a complete stranger at the grocery store. 13. You filled up your child's baby book before her fir
Turn On For Men?
What Physical Attributes Of A Woman Make You Feel Desire For Her? What Attributes Of A Woman's Personality Excite You? What Mannerisms Or Feminine Actions Turn You On? PLEASE PARTICIPATE AND LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!
Four Words
If you don't read the Little Rock blog first, this won't make any sense. That will make it pretty much like any of my other blogs. ------------- Rob's comment on the Little Rock blog speculated on how I used the four assigned words. Rob's guess: Not even close. In a lull in the conversation, I mentioned that we'd seen a guy with a pegleg. I followed up by commenting on how that was pirate-ish, but that he didn't have a hook for a hand. I then looked pointedly at Gail, fully expecting her to chime in and say his hands were more like tigerpaws. She didn't, so I had to say it. One of the guys was chatting on his phone, so I told his friend that phone-boy was like a dildo, but worse. He was a dildon't. Phone-boy's friend didn't know how to respond. As for firecrackers, I was tired of the game, so I just asked Gail something lame about whether there were a lot of firecrackers in Orlando. She stammered a bit, didn't respond. Then we fought with phone boy about wh
ok so yesterday my dad got into a fight with a man defending my aunt his sister and he is now in icu with a brain hemorage and could go into a coma could everyone keep him in their prayers 4 me?
Sumwon is my best friend. Some think he is my imaginary friend. Yea, right... Y'all think Beaver is nuts? Okay, I appreciate your honestly. I got two words fer ya! "Youse Right!" But Sumwon ain't imaginary. He is real. I cannot help it that y'all cannot see or hear Sumwon. Perhaps Sumwon is shy? Or, maybe I can see and hear better than you can. I am half moron and half earthling. I can see things that full blooded earthlings cannot see. I must be gifted. Sumwon visits me whenever I snap my fingers. And he leaves when I snap my fingers. Sumwon never knows whether he's coming or going. But I can talk to Sumwon. He won't go blab it to everyone else. Sumwon can keep a secret. I only wish I had a secret to tell Sumwon. I dunno any secrets.
How Pure Are You? :)
You Are 0% Pure You've been a very bad girl or boy... And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?
Baby, Iím feeling so hot tonight And I wanna be in control Wearing the black leather thong And if the truth be told I plan to make it ďHardĒ on you And take whatever I want So better not try to run Or dare to tell me ďDonítĒ Donít make me use this whip To bring you into submission Baby, I want your hands on me I need some red hot kissing So lose that shirt right now And then get rid of those pants Donít try to escape me, Big Boy Cause you donít have a chance Come on over here, Baby And give me what I need Iíll make it ďHarderĒ than ever I wanna hear you beg and plead Black leather always makes me feel like Iím totally in control So just play along with me, Baby Tonight Iím brassy and bold
Report Card Time!
Well we had a parent/teacher conference last night to get Angelica's report card.... For the 3rd time this year, she got straight A's. I'm soooooo proud of her. You just don't even know. Her teacher, Ms. Churchville, is going to recommend that Angelica be in advanced placement classes when she starts middle school next year. Basically, she should be in gifted classes, but they aren't called that anymore. OMG I'm just beside myself with joy and pride for my little girl. If you read any of my previous blogs, you know what a hard road she's had so far, and to come out so far on top just amazes me. She's still a little girl, but she's wise beyond her years. Hell, I didn't get recommended for a.p. classes till I was in high school! She rocks!!!!! Ok, enough bragging LOL
mike@ CherryTAP
Why Ice Fishing Sucks
Unsure Of What To Do
Kind of out of it and the day just seems to be dragging on and on and the times I have to keep the shop open till waiting on customers keeps getting later and later. I can't wait till this day is done I hopefully will be heading back to Wisconsin tomorrow.
Kitten soft and yielding Softly purring your name Kissing you gently, sweetly Playing tender love games Touch on your skin so supple Like softly falling snow Tell me, Baby what you want Where should my fingers go? Dressed in sheer white lace Like a pure virginal bride Everything showing through Baby, Iíve got nothing to hide Show me all your passion Teach me loverís games You can slip this white lace off I wonít be ashamed Baby, Iíll be your toy tonight Your buxom *Barbie doll One you will never find At the toy shop in the Mall Kitten soft and sexy Dressed in sheer white lace Iíve got something sweet for you Would you like a taste? :-)
Horny Fluid
Question... "Beaver. How does an ugly guy like you get so many gals?" Answer... "Horny fluid flows in my system. It's a chemical that can turn on some women to me. It doesn't work on every woman. Mostly, pretty gals seem immune to my horny fluid. Plain gals are affected by it. I never know what women the horny fluid will work on."
Book Of Stars
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi The roll books of the stars are kept In files atom-size, Yet just one glimpse of you or me Would fill up all the skies. I am a mystery to me As you must be to you. How could we hope to understand The mystery of two? So we will feel what we must feel And find some word to fit, Even though we look inside And see that isn't it; And I will think of you no matter What I'm thinking of, Even though I know it's much Too soon to call it love.
Come Out, Come Out Wherever You Are
Okay, general ramblings about my life... Lots of good things are happening right now. For one, Bobby's coming to visit this weekend. He's really only coming to help Jer put his new drafting table together, but we should be able to have some fun. Midnight Cafe for us! And I can probably convince Bobby to help me put up curtains too. I got my N-221 presentation out of the way (A), another SPanish exam (A), my scene analysis (almost definitely an A), and my nutrition exam... Let's see, what did I get on that... ... --'' For some reason, grades aren't up yet. But I'm confident for an A for that too. I had another awesome conversation with the good pastor. I am not going to post that one because it reveals way, way too much information about my personal life. But here are the highlights of what I discovered. I discovered that God's favorite language is "American." I discovered that Jesus likes barbeques. I discovered that Pastor Ezekiel plans to marry a 14 year old girl. I discov
1 Little 2 Little 3 Coronas
i love corona wink wink hehe nudge nudge lol
More Thoughts
i was thinking is there really the ONE?? i mean is there one person you see your self with forever can there really be a perfact relationship or something close to it i've been waiting for someone to come sweep me off my feet i had it once but i blow it like an asshole but everyone makes mistakes you just need to learn from them but i want people to really sit down and think about this blog is there really someone out there that fits into your life could you marry this person and start a family and if there is what if you blow it is that your end?or wil you find someone new which means there is more then one someone out there for everyone which means there really isn't the ONE more like some hmmmm this should make you think huh it's like diffrent kinds of sex but only it's not sex it's relationships i dunno it's just a thought
I freaking hate this group.They are total hypocrites and mindless drones.Now don't get me wrong.I'm not into abusing animals by any means but PeTA has been shown time and time again to contradict itself and support terror groups suck as ALF and also spends maybe 2 to 3 percent of it's 25 million budget on actually saving animals and the rest on PR.They've killed 95% of the animals they take in.Now for a group the says they want total animal liberation why is it nessessary to kill so many animals?Makes no sense to me.
Democrat Joke
The Parrot Laura Bush recently bought her husband George, the President, a parrot for his birthday. A few days later, she told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George has already taught him to pronounce over 200 words!" "Wow, that's pretty impressive," the Vice President said. "But you realize, of course, that he just says the words. He doesn't really understand what they mean." "Oh that's OK," Laura replied. "Neither does the parrot."
Married Or Bi
let's talk maybe become friends!!!!
George Bush
A question appeared on my computer screen. "Do you like George Bush?" I dunno George Bush. He doesn't run in my circle of friends. I don't like his brand of politics. But I sure do love his family's canned beans... Bush Beans is mighty tastey. But I can't comment on George personally. Never met the gentleman!
Vicious Circle...
As a hobby photographer, primarily of landscapes and nature, it is hard to know where to be and when to be there to get the best photographs. As such I want to broaden my vision to include something much more predictable....that being PEOPLE. Obviously I would eventually like to include the more arty things in my repertoire, but even getting ordinary photos of people is hard, so many either don't like the camera or are instantly on their guard when you ask to take their photograph. The vicious circle I refer to though is this, to get the proposed model to trust you, you have to have the equipment and show yourself to be professional, to be professional and get the equipment you have to get the practice and therefore the models.... can anyone answer the chicken and the egg for me??? :-S *sigh*
Depressing Shit
Income Tax!
I checked my bank account this afternoon and my refund was deposited today! *dances around* One good thing working for H&R Block on the side was getting a free return done.. now, what to do with my money - bills or playtime! hrmmm decisions decisions!
Nada Surf - Popular
Three important rules for breaking up Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to Prolonging the situation only makes it worse Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly Don't make a big production Don't make up an elaborate story This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene If you wanna date other people say so Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected Even if you've gone together for only a short time, And haven't been too serious, There's still a feeling of rejection When someone says she preferres the company of others To your exclusive company, But if you're honest, and direct, And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news, The boy will respect you for your frankness, And honestly he'll appreciate the kind of straight foward manner In which you told him your decision Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends I'm head of the class'm popular I'm a quarter back I'm popular My mom says I'm a catc
What Was Worse: Bush's Or Clinton's Lies
I put a political resolve on that I'd like you to look at.† It basically states that the stuff going on in the current administration's White House is more deserving of an impeachment hearing than Clinton's sex scandal.What are your thoughts?tag: politics, Bush, Clinton, crime, poll-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Friendly Guy
lookin for cigar smoking guys to hang out with in the columbus ohio area. let's talk!!!!
What I.......
What i was..... I was a best friend I was loved.... once I was someone she couldnt live without I was special I was warm I was caring I was the one that made her smile I was the one she trusted with her dreams and her fears I was he one she talked to about everything What i am...... I am alone I am sad I am hurt I am numb I am alone What i do..... I love her with all my heart and soul I will always be there for her I will cherish the memories we made I love her I will always be her friend What i cant do..... Be angry with her Judge her for her choices Judge her at all Hurt her Hold her in my arms Tell her i love her Kiss her every day See her smile Stop missing her Stop crying Stop loveing her what happens next..... I wish I knew.......
We arrived in Little Rock yesterday afternoon and took a cab from the airport to our hotel. Along the way, we grilled our cab driver about Little Rock's features. I immediately asked if Little Rock had a thriving gambling industry. My cohort Lucas immediately asked if there were elaborate pyramid schemes. Our cab driver answered "No" to both questions, so we immediately vowed to change this during our visit. My second question was whether I could smoke in bars. (Yeah, I know I said I was going to quit smoking, but I meant I'd quit smoking SOMEDAY, not right away. And certainly not before this trip.) Our cabbie said that you could smoke in some bars, but not all. He then launched into his beliefs about smoking, boldly declaring that it doesn't matter whether you smoke or not. You won't die until God decides it's your time to die. So smoke up, I guess.
Have Your Cake And Eat It Too
Cake - Sheep Go To Heaven Lyrics I'm not feeling alright today, I'm not feeling that great, I'm not catching on fire today, Love has started to fade, I'm not going to smile today, I'm not gonna laugh, You're out living it up today, I've got dues to pay, When the grave digger puts on the foreceps, The stonemason does all the work, The barber can give you a haircut, The carpenter can take you out to lunch, Now, I just want to play on my panpipes, I just want to drink me some wine, As soon as you're born, you start dying, So you might as well have a good time, Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell, Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell, I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip, I don't wanna feel the emptyness, Old marquees with stupid band names, I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip, I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip, I don't wanna feel the emptyness, Old marquees with stupid band names, I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip, The grave digger puts on t
A Few Favorite Quotes.....enjoy!!!!!................
"I Became Insane Through Long Intervals Of Horrible Sanity..." - Edgar Allen Poe "I Have Loved The Stars Too Fondly To Be Fearful Of The Night." - Sarah Williams "NEVER Go To Sleep Angry..... Stay Up & PLOT Your REVENGE!!!!!.....MwaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!" - Unknown "I Hear Banjos... Row Faster!!!" - T-Shirt "IF YOU CHOKE A SMURF, WHAT COLOR DOES HE TURN?" - T-Shirt
Another Tattoo Poem... (cheesy)
A Tattoo Poem I Wrote For The Tattoo Artists
Just For "out Of Control And Loving It"
ďCall Me ParanoidĒ Call me paranoid, but I think the aliens are here. Thereís no way, humans could commit the crimes, of which I hear. Children being raped in our churches and schools. Mothers being murdered, by boyfriends acting the fool. Families being run down, by drunken drivers, with no remorse. Claiming their medication, forced them to drive off course. Grandmothers being slain, while combing their hair, at home. By a grandchild claiming her a leader, of a cult, unknown. Call me paranoid, but I think the end of our world is near. Sitting around waiting for our turn, to smell deathís fear. It must be the end, with so much damage and destruction. People losing their lives, over misunderstandings, without function. Natural catastrophes, tearing away homes with bitter ease. Victims left wondering, where they will live, where they will sleep. Countries in turmoil, over presidential overthrows and such. Having many in charge, whom actually do not know much. Call
Update On Ass-rod
TAMPA, Fla. -- The Yankees don't intend to offer Alex Rodriguez a contract extension, leaving him the option of opting out of his deal after the season and becoming a free agent. "Alex has a significant contract. The most significant in baseball history," Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said Wednesday. "He has a decision to make. It's in his contract. It's a right he's earned." Rodriguez has four seasons left in the record $252 million, 10-year agreement he signed with Texas before the 2001 season. He is owed $27 million in each of the final three seasons -- with the Yankees responsible for $50.7 million and the Rangers owing $30.3 million, including $9 million in deferred money. Under the terms of the deal, Rodriguez can terminate it after this season. He also can stay for 2008 and have the right to opt out of the final two seasons if the Yankees don't boost his salary to $32 million annually for the final two years. "He's under contract; he can opt out of it if he w
Drama Llama
adopt your own virtual pet!
Guestbook #2
I put up a new guestbook and map. Please feel free to sign it and leave a little message.
Song Of The Day! Afternoon Edition!
ok this should make ya laugh here's the Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn :D enjoy The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she fly But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fry' Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker bur
No Subject
So my life officially sucks. All I get to do is sit at home and be bored....although I am looking for a job right now and on spring from I just thought I would post a blog...enjoy Stephanie
Get Them In Today!!!!
If you want to enter the Best Beer Pic contest I need you to send me your photo today! Details of the contest are in my blog just a few posts down. BeerQueen
A Must Read Or Off My List You Go
Well, this is my first blog!! yes go me i figured how to do it ;) Hrm. It's like 5:39 am. I woke up and couldn't go back to sleep so here i am!! hmm.. i have a job interview in 6 and a bit hours. wish me luck!! Atm i'm listening to good charlotte's new track. keep your hands off my girl. DL it! it's awesome ;). Other songs i'm obsessed with are: Dixie Chicks - Lullaby Dixie Chicks - Ready To Run Dixie Chicks - Not Ready To Make Nice Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time Cher - I've Got You Babe Cher - Gypisies, Tramps And Thieves Hinder - Nothin' Good About Goodbye Hinder - HomeComing Queen Hinder - Better Than Me Hinder - Get Stoned Hinder - Lips Of An Angel Hmmm thats all i can think of at a quarter to 6 in the morning. :P Has anyone seen that movie called She's The Man starring Amanda Bynes & Channing Tatum? Was out in the movies in 2006 a while ago and is now out on DVD? Well just as something random to talk about i saw that movie 8 times in the movies :P why? because
This Blog Is Filled With Sadness
Damn... today is a sad day. Every time I talk to Corey, I get sad. It's been almost 2 years, you'd think I'd have learned to move on... but no... apparently I haven't. Sometimes I think I hate him, sometimes I never want to talk to him again... but in the end, I still love him. Yeah... still. He loved me... The only guy who ever has... and I pushed him away. I pushed away the guy who asked me to marry him. When I watched him walk away, I knew... I knew things would never be completely whole again... My heart would never be the same again... and I would never be completely there 100%. People walk away from me now and part of my trust goes too. You walk away once and I'll never completely trust you, there's no reason for me too. So keep doing it... you figure it out. I don't think I am all that bad of a person... I will love you with every ounce of my being, but if you don't feel the same, why should I care? Why should I? You obviously don't have anything investe
Thank You!!!
The Heat Of Desire
In the still of the evening Without sunlight to intrude I see the twilight's in your eyes As the moon sets up the mood Playing music soft and low While romance fills the air I can't help but feel aroused The very moment you come near You submit to my embrace While candles flick their flame And the smell of sweet perfume Seems to drive my lust insane As I look into your eyes And run my fingers through your hair I taste the sweetness of your neck As I nibble at your ear I then whisper words of love As you answer with a sigh And in a very sexy way Your sweet body comes alive Your the heat of my desire As we slowly come undress I then start to lay you down While you welcome my caress With your luscious sexy curves You have a taste I can't resist And your breast show some response When I touch them with a kiss As I soak inside your love To a sexy love condition Feeling passions start to rise While making love in all positions You give me so mu
If It's Not One Thing, It's Another...
Well, yesterday was rather eventful for me. Hubby woke up with pain in his stomach again, and after being promoted by the 'evil mother-in-law' (my mother) to either go back to the ER or call the Dentist and see if he could be seen pronto - had a 4pm visit with the dentist to follow up with his discharge Saturday. They put him on a different antibiotic, one that was signifantly stronger and that he would only have to take for two weeks - and sent him home. He brought the new prescription back and asked me to fill it, which I didn't object to. I finished watching the last few minutes of my show and left hubby with m-i-l and the kids. He also asked me to pick up some yogurt while I was out, so I did. But the prescription was $202 to fill (with only $214 in the bank)!! So after some talking with the pharmacy tech (have I mentioned that I love the Rite-Aid staff??) they agreed to fill half of the script and treat it as a refill order. But I'd have to come back at 7pm to get it. ~grumble gr
Planes, Trains And Never Automobiles!
When you are travelling, especially on trains. There's always one fucking nutter that sits opposite you, and tries to engage you in a conversation. You politely; make some form of gesture to acknowledge them, and they take it; as an open invitation to launch into some tirade of verbal detritus. I'm of the conclusion that when I'm travelling, I'm flypaper for freaks. Whether I'm alone or in company, people seem to think they can chat to me! Do I look like a freakin people person?!?!?!? Over the years, I've come to recognise the signs (or is that the stereotypes?) and stick my earphones in fast and gaze blankly out of the window. I learnt fast, never pick up a book and try to read! The Travel creep, will have; 1. Read it themselves and launch into a synopsis. Thus ruining the book and making it a waste of time reading it. 2. Will ask if it's any good, and could you recommend it. 3. Find some other bizarre way of getting you to talk using the book as ammo. First r
If I Let You Go
Day after day Time passed away And I just can't get you off my mind Nobody knows, I hide it inside I keep on searching but I can't find The courage to show to letting you know I've never felt so much love before And once again I'm thinking about Taking the easy way out But if I let you go I will never know What my life would be holding you close to me Will I ever see you smiling back at me? How will I know if I let you go? Night after night I hear myself say Why can't this feeling just fade away There's no one like you You speak to my heart It's such a shame we're worlds apart I'm too shy to ask, I'm too proud to lose But sooner or later I gotta choose And once again I'm thinking about Taking the easy way out But if I let you go I will never know What my life would be, holding you close to me Will I ever see you smiling back at me? How will I know if I let you go ?
1st Day
Hiya, this is my 1st day on ere and i do like this website but ave 2 say tht m yspace is beta coz u dnt need 2 download anything and u cn put a bkground up so much quicker. i stil dnt no how 2 put on a skin or wateva its called lol. if anyone wnts 2 help me pimp up my profile thn feel fre 2 send me a message.
Chapter 14 { Frankenstein
Chapter 14 "Some time elapsed before I learned the history of my friends. It was one which could not fail to impress itself deeply on my mind, unfolding as it did a number of circumstances, each interesting and wonderful to one so utterly inexperienced as I was. "The name of the old man was De Lacey. He was descended from a good family in France, where he had lived for many years in affluence, respected by his superiors and beloved by his equals. His son was bred in the service of his country, and Agatha had ranked with ladies of the highest distinction. A few months before my arrival they had lived in a large and luxurious city called Paris, surrounded by friends and possessed of every enjoyment which virtue, refinement of intellect, or taste, accompanied by a moderate fortune, could afford. "The father of Safie had been the cause of their ruin. He was a Turkish merchant and had inhabited Paris for many years, when, for some reason which I could not learn, he became obnoxi
Chapter 14 { Dracular
CHAPTER 14 MINA HARKER'S JOURNAL September 23.--Jonathan is better after a bad night. I am so glad that he has plenty of work to do, for that keeps his mind off the terrible things, and oh, I am rejoiced that he is not now weighed down with the responsibility of his new position. I knew he would be true to himself, and now how proud I am to see my Jonathan rising to the height of his advancement and keeping pace in all ways with the duties that come upon him. He will be away all day till late, for he said he could not lunch at home. My household work is done, so I shall take his foreign journal, and lock myself up in my room and read it. September 24.--I hadn't the heart to write last night, that terrible record of Jonathan's upset me so. Poor dear! How he must have suffered, whether it be true or only imagination. I wonder if there is any truth in it at all. Did he get his brain fever, and then write all those terrible things, or had he some cause for it all? I suppose I shal
Baby Boomer Hits
Too good not to pass around: BABY BOOMER HIT PARADE! It's been fun being a baby boomer ... until now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging baby boomer fans. They include: 1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. 2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. 3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. 4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. 5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. 6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now. 7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver 8. The Commodores-- - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. 9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. 10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair. 11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. 12. The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. 13. Abba--- Denture Queen. 14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On
Talked And Now Leaving
Well I went to the cabin she was sharing with the deck hand and knocked on the door. She answered it with just a towel wrapped around her and I could see him in the bed with a sheet over his cock. I asked her if we could talk and she said sure and went back and grabbed some clothes and squeezed his cock and said she would be back. I had a hard time looking at her after that and we went to the feont of the boat. I asked her what she was doing and why and she said she was excerising her freedom and she was enjoying herself. She than asked me what gave me the right to question her affairs when I fucking grabbed any woman we met and would try to bed them. I had no answer for her and I began to cry. I told her I loved her and I was sorry if I hurt her. She said that that wasn't thepoint. I told her I never denied her anything she wanted and again she said that wasn't the point. I asked her what was the point and then she let me have it. She said that she did fall in love with me and was wil
Confusious On Masterbation
Confucious say "Man who masturbate only screw self" LOL OMG thats retarded ha ha
Chapter 7 { Mr Hyde And Dr Jekyll
Incident at the Window It chanced on Sunday, when Mr. Utterson was on his usual walk with Mr. Enfield, that their way lay once again through the by-street; and that when they came in front of the door, both stopped to gaze on it. "Well," said Enfield, "that story's at an end at least. We shall never see more of Mr. Hyde." "I hope not," said Utterson. "Did I ever tell you that I once saw him, and shared your feeling of repulsion?" "It was impossible to do the one without the other," returned Enfield. "And by the way, what an ass you must have thought me, not to know that this was a back way to Dr. Jekyll's! It was partly your own fault that I found it out, even when I did." "So you found it out, did you?" said Utterson. "But if that be so, we may step into the court and take a look at the windows. To tell you the truth, I am uneasy about poor Jekyll; and even outside, I feel as if the presence of a friend might do him good." The
Mr Lonely
Music Video Codes By Music well this is the first weekend i have free since my divorce and i gotta party alone that sucks. i got a full tank of gas, a hand full of money, and nwhere to go, no one to party with. oh well its been two years i drink alone in my room i guess this will be another one of those weekends. i just thought since my kids were going to their moms i might go somewhere//// i am going somewhere i just dont know where. i'll probably start at my cousins house so i can finish his tattoo and see what he wants next. plus i gotta pick up the design for his girl's tat. but if they start that couple shit i'm out. being alone and seeing everyone else with their girls just makes me want to "punch a baby". my brother and his girl sit and make out in front of me and i throw stuff at them.. anyways other then that i'm looking for someplace/someone to get drunk with. i've never been out so this would be a first so im really excited to go anywhere as long as i can get ba
10 Reasons Eve Was Created...
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself. 6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 5. God knew if the world were to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 2. As the Bible says, it is not good for man to be alone! 1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said,
Chapter 2 { The First Men In The Moon
But Cavor's fears were groundless, so far as the actual making was concerned. On the 14th of October, 1899, this incredible substance was made! Oddly enough, it was made at last by accident, when Mr. Cavor least expected it. He had fused together a number of metals and certain other things - I wish I knew the particulars now ! - and he intended to leave the mixture a week and then allow it to cool slowly. Unless he had miscalculated, the last stage in the combination would occur when the stuff sank to a temperature of 60 Fahr. But it chanced that, unknown to Cavor, dissension had arisen about the furnace tending. Gibbs, who had previously seen to this, had suddenly attempted to shift it to the man who had been a gardener, on the score that coal was soil, being dug, and therefore could not possibly fall within the province of a joiner; the man who had been a jobbing gardener alleged, however, that coal was a metallic or ore-like substance, let alone that he was cook. But Spargus ins
The Washcloth
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth the that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
Sad But True
Chapter 1 { The First Men In The Moon
As I sit down to write here amidst the shadows of vine-leaves under the blue sky of southern Italy, it comes to me with a certain quality of astonishment that my participation in these amazing adventures of Mr. Cavor was, after all, the outcome of the purest accident. It might have been any one. I fell into these things at a time when I thought myself removed from the slightest possibility of disturbing experiences. I had gone to Lympne because I had imagined it the most uneventful place in the world. "Here, at any rate," said I, "I shall find peace and a chance to work!" And this book is the sequel. So utterly at variance is destiny with all the little plans of men. I may perhaps mention here that very recently I had come an ugly cropper in certain business enterprises. Sitting now surrounded by all the circumstances of wealth, there is a luxury in admitting my extremity. I can admit, even, that to a certain extent my disasters were conceivably of my own making. It may be there ar
Say It
Say it say you love me I know you'll tremble with the phrase lost stares and admiration, you give me such a lovely gaze Say it say my name I know you will tremble with the phrase I could say your name for hours I could say your name for days Say it say you'd hold me I know you'd tremble with the phrase for i would hold you in my arms without the asking from your lips Say it say you'll never go you know you'd tremble with the phrase I would never leave you stranded I would never cast away Say it say forever i know you'd tremble with the phrase I would love you to the day you die then soon meet you in the sky
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glo
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."
All Across The Land
The image of you brings a smile to my face The long stairs across the room are all worth while and I cannot erase Touching you is the softest feeling imaginable when you are close to me When the sunshine reaches your eyes it reminds me of the spring When you whisper in me ear it is gentle and sweet The messages between us lift me off me feet Spending time and passionate love that warms my soul Always remembering the many winters that I spent feeling so cold Tapping my shoulder hoping not to awaken Lying closer to one another to listen to every heartbeat and breath we have taken Holding hands down the street to our own secret places Taking time out of the day even if not a special occasion The little things that most miss and don't take the time to understand Is the reason why I love all across the land.
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???" "Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
Mountain Man
Having A Day Off Feels Weird
Ok so I finally signed my renewed lease... My landlord/housemate jacked my rent up to $70 more a month. When you are poor like me... that is a lot of money. So I'm kind of worried, I've been living so un-vicariously and I'm really missing my military paychecks. It's gotten so bad that I have trouble sleeping at night. I've applied for some better jobs, one as a 911 Call Reciever and another as a Permit Technician... both those jobs make more than enough for me to live nicely... so just pray that one of those will come through. I was also thining of applying for a job with NW Airlines. It's only 9 an hour though... but it'd be full time and I'd get travel benefits (Hawaii!) so... I guess I will call and see what they have to offer. Anyway when I do sleep I've been having weird dreams. Last night I dreamed i picked up smoking again! EW! I'd never do that! Especially when cigarettes cost over $6 a pack! Then I keep dreaming about my ex-friend Stephanie... she was very evil a
Tattooo Better Blog Post
Yesterday I had to work, but after work, Me and Ray kinda went on a shopping spree, first we picked up Justine and took her to the mall with us, I bought some baby clothes for Kate, a Cradle of Filth hoodie [was 59.00 Now 22.92], then went to Secret Oktober and bought some more baby clothes for Kate, and I got justine these black panty hose with white skulls on it, Ray bought some shirts from there, then we dropped off Justine, and then went to my mom's house to pick her up. We drove to Mom's tattoo but MOM wasn't working that niht and we would have to wait 30 minutes, so we said FUCK IT and went to Body Adorned [the place where I got my lip piercing done a couple years ago] and they took us in quick and I got mine done relatively quick, my Stitch My mom re-did her parrot she got on her back in 1979, and OMG it looked awesome, both of our tats look awesome. Except in a couple weeks I might go back and ask him to fix the shading because he didn't color it in all the way. that
hope everyone is doing ok,have a great weekend...
Happy Thursday!!!!
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful!! No really all of you are! I have met so many cook people on here. (A few stick out more than other) Its spring and we are rocking at the shop! Big ride coming up April 1st, show are coming. It is Great!! I hope everyone else is as excited about the warmer temps as i am!! Have a great weekend!!!!!
Contest Results!!
This contest is finally over!!! thank you SOOOOooooooo much for everyone who rated...n voted for me in this SEXY SALUTE to The Living Legend contest!!! below are the results copied from Ben's was REALLY close too!!! Congrats to all the participants!!!!! *hugs* thanks to Ben for holding this contest as well!! he RAWKS....and he also jumped like HOW many levels doin it?....*giggles*...MUAHZ!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Final Points Standings - 1) Fruitie - 2,214,283.68 points 2) T-Ro - 2,208,800 points 3) Rockimunki - 623,397.6 points 4) Caterpie - 118,000 points 5) AngelEyez - 8445.6 points 6) Tinkerbell - 4975 points 7) Emerald Eyez Slim - 2897.28 points 8) Hey!Boss! - 400 points Thanks everyone for participating! All prizes will be credited within 24 hours. Because 1st and 2nd place were so close, both will receive blasts. Top 3 finishers will get bling (instead of the top 2 as advertised). Everyone w
My New Family
i walked in and saw you sitting there with those big doe eyes collar on leash in hand i stopped in my tracks as always mesmerised by your sexualness you stood and crossed the room i snapped out of my trance took the leash from your tiny hand "have you been good today?"i asked knowing the answer seeing the slight glistening of your fingers as you handed me your leash. "no daddy"you whispered in that angelic voice,"i was thinking about your big hard cock and ....well ..... i " "get on your knees" i said sternly you looked me right in the eye i saw the flush of your cheek rising trying hard not to show your pleasure at what you knew was coming. "now you have to undress me "i said you reached down untied my shoes and took them off i reached down between you leggs and put hte leash through and pulled it up behind your back and i heard your breath stutter as the soft nylon slid across your already swollen clit and as you reached up to unbutton my pants and let them fall i
Looking At You
I look into your eyes and see, you smile. I look into your heart and see, your love. I look into your soul and see, goodness. I look into your mind and see, what the hell is that! Have a great day!
Lustfull Desires
I walked into your room saw that you were sleepin very quietly walked over to you pulled the covers down ,you were wearing that red nighty with no undies and the site of your magnificent vulva excited me so much my hardon was straining my pants.I was literally hurting from the pressure I took off my pants listening to your breathing to make sure you were not waking I knelt down between your legs gazed at your magnificent pussy. I had left the door open just enough the light stopped before it hit your eyes as always the juice from your pussy was just amazing glittering like dew on a petal in the morning sun.I started to stroke myself staring at your pussy within 30 seconds i could feel my cum rising and forced my self to stop.I leaned down and inhaled takin in your scent my senses were going wild. Lightly as i could I placed my mouth on your pussy and o so softly started workin your folds with my tounge I moved up a little takin your clit into my mouth letting my tounge just rest
2 Sexy Lesbian Girls Kissing
So I Get This Message....
So i get this message last night on myspace From this chick thats with one of my friends.. She starts askin me how i know him, if i hung out with him, if i fucked him.. Then tells me shes his Girlfriend.. So What do i do... Even though Im hurt by this.. I tell her No.. I only talked to him online.. And that was it... I mean it really doesnt get much more then that But Thats my reaction.. SO then she tells me shes leavin him cause he lied to her and shit and i was just like do what u gotta do .. Now she wants to hang out with me.. Is this Crazy? i dont know i doubt i will.. But yea I bet hes gonna be pissed cause i know shes gonna tell him i told her he talked to me.. Well anyways.. Maybe before he freaks he'll see this.. TTYL TIFF
Female Domme Story Very Harsh
I should have told you a good servant would have I noticed the lock didn't latch on my cage my heart raced I knew the penalty for gettin out but I couldnt help myself after the previous night my mind was racing.I heard you leave and waited to hear the car and slowly,cautiously crept out from my home and snuck into the bedroom . I went to your bed and buried my face in your pillow taking in your perfume I looked on the floor and in your bathroom saw a pair of your panties with my heart in my throte I grabbed them and crawled in your tub I held your panties to my face in inhaled deeply takin in your musky smell I couldn't help myself I felt a stirring down there I knew I shouldnt touch but couldn't stop.your smell is intoxicating like a drug I was lost in my fantasy when I heard "what the fuck are you doing?"you yelled at me I jumped tried to scamble out of the tub quick in a flash you had my chain. "I knew you couldn't be trusted",you snarled at me ,"I wanted to see what
Chapter 4 { The Invisibel Man
IV. MR. CUSS INTERVIEWS THE STRANGER I have told the circumstances of the stranger's arrival in Iping with a certain fulness of detail, in order that the curious impression he created may be understood by the reader. But the excepting two odd incidents, the circumstances of his stay until the extraordinary day of the Club Festival may be passed over very cursorily. There were a number of skirmishes with Mrs. Hall on matters of domestic discipline, but in every case until late April, when the first signs of penury began, he over-rode her by the easy expedient of an extra payment. Hall did not like him, and whenever he dared he talked of the advisability of getting rid of him; but he showed his dislike chiefly by concealing it ostentatiously, and avoiding his visitor as much as possible. "Wait till the summer," said Mrs. Hall, sagely, "when the artisks are beginning to come. Then we'll see. He may be a bit overbearing, but bills settled punctual is bills settled punctual, whatever you'd
Sex Complicates Everything
I have recently realized some things, unofrtunately I realized them through a horrible experience, breaking up....that song "Breaking up is hard to do"....well, they weren't's awful...especially when you genuinely love someone and you lose them and for once, it's completely your fault...and i will let everyone know, idc, sex ruined my relationship....not saying i had sex with my guy, cause i didn't and i don't wanna ruin him as a person...he is an awesome, great, wonderful, loving guy and i shot myself in the heart when I did the things i did that caused me to lose him....and i will always hate myself for it...i don't think i will ever find it in my heart to forgive was the dumbest thing I have ever done....if people notice some changes specifically with pictures on here of me...what happened on my relationship is why those changes were made....cause I am starting now, today, this very second, and changing my life for the better....and it's not in an attempt t
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the Church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am? The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan? "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little perturbed,
George Carlin's Rules For 2007
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you
The Stupidity Thats On The Internet...
I thought this was a good MySpace bulletin I made just a couple minutes ago to post after reading some bulletins made by fake people so Im turning it into a blog entry and adding more to it all for everyone here on CherryTap! --------------------- Why do people post bulletins on this damn website like they actually are in love with someone they just met? Im sorry, but no one can be in love with someone in two or three weeks after meeting them... Its lust... Its not love... Its superficial to think that someone whos hot is the one who is perfect and your only one. Guys now adays are so sad and so fake and so are their feelings. All they want from a girl is for them to lay down and spread their legs. They dont care about the person they're reeling in on the hook, line and sinker. After they're done netting them, taking the hook from their mouth and saying, "Oh what a purdy one you are," they end up throwing them back into the river for another asshole to bait. Its quite sad
Chapter 6 { The Time Machine
Chapter VI It may seem odd to you, but it was two days before I could follow up the new-found clue in what was manifestly the proper way. I felt a peculiar shrinking from those pallid bodies. They were just the half-bleached colour of the worms and things one sees preserved in spirit in a zoological museum. And they were filthily cold to the touch. Probably my shrinking was largely due to the sympathetic influence of the Eloi, whose disgust of the Morlocks I now began to appreciate. The next night I did not sleep well. Probably my health was a little disordered. I was oppressed with perplexity and doubt. Once or twice I had a feeling of intense fear for which I could perceive no definite reason. I remember creeping noiselessly into the great hall where the little people were sleeping in the moonlight - that night Weena was among them - and feeling reassured by their presence. It occurred to me even then, that in the course of a few days the moon must pass through its last quarter,
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Chapter 13 { Frankenstein
Chapter 13 "I now hasten to the more moving part of my story. I shall relate events that impressed me with feelings which, from what I had been, have made me what I am. "Spring advanced rapidly; the weather became fine and the skies cloudless. It surprised me that what before was desert and gloomy should now bloom with the most beautiful flowers and verdure. My senses were gratified and refreshed by a thousand scents of delight and a thousand sights of beauty. "It was on one of these days, when my cottagers periodically rested from labour--the old man played on his guitar, and the children listened to him--that I observed the countenance of Felix was melancholy beyond expression; he sighed frequently, and once his father paused in his music, and I conjectured by his manner that he inquired the cause of his son's sorrow. Felix replied in a cheerful accent, and the old man was recommencing his music when someone tapped at the door. "It was a lady on horseback, accompanied
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Chapter 13 { Dracular
CHAPTER 13 DR. SEWARD'S DIARY--cont. The funeral was arranged for the next succeeding day, so that Lucy and her mother might be buried together. I attended to all the ghastly formalities, and the urbane undertaker proved that his staff was afflicted, or blessed, with something of his own obsequious suavity. Even the woman who performed the last offices for the dead remarked to me, in a confidential, brother-professional way, when she had come out from the death chamber, "She makes a very beautiful corpse, sir. It's quite a privilege to attend on her. It's not too much to say that she will do credit to our establishment!" I noticed that Van Helsing never kept far away. This was possible from the disordered state of things in the household. There were no relatives at hand, and as Arthur had to be back the next day to attend at his father's funeral, we were unable to notify any one who should have been bidden. Under the circumstances, Van Helsing and I took it upon ourselves t
Thinkin Out Loud
I was listenin to a couple songs on my imeem player and it kinda put me in that mood to start asking questions like amerie said why don't we fall in love but we all claim to love somebody. And also like eve song love is blind even though i agree with dat i still wonder why people make the sacrifice of if they spouse don't want you to be friends wit yo best friend. I know my best friend is a girl and if my girlfriend can't handle that then we don't need to be together cuz Ya'll know women/men come and go but friends are forever well anyway let me get back to the music after those songs went off i listened to nas's if heaven was a mile away. Yeah i know this song is old but let me end this blog with this question feel free to give me the answer. If heaven was a mile away, would you go and leave the world behind? Why or why not?
Time Of Dying
On the ground I lay Motionless in pain I can see my life flashing before my eyes Dead I fall asleep Is this all a dream Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare I will not die (I will not die) I will survive I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying On this bed I lay Losing everything I can see my life passing me by Was it all too much Or just not enough Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare I will not die (I will not die) I will survive I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not d
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Stupid Friends
I am so pissed off at this ex friend of mine. She is one of the reasons I do not have very many friends that are girls. She is a back stabber and only cares about herself. I let her move into my rental house, she began to not pay on time. I kept secrets for her that were damaging to her whole family and her life. I didn't even ask to have all of this dumped in my lap ( all of her secrets), she chose to tell me. Now she thinks I told another female friend who hates her, but likes her husband. How stupid is that, because if I had this friend would have went straight to her husband and told him because she hates her that much. Needless to say when she comes tomorrow to pay her feburary rent then I am having nothing to do with her (she has moved out of my rental). It is so hard to be friends with girls, at least I think so. You can tell guys to fuck off and they will still be your friend and you can be honest with them even if it's something they don't want to hear. Fuuuck
They pulled the plug because it needed to be done.... **silence overcomes me**
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Alone I Stand
I stand here, with my hand reaching out for her, and watch her walk away. Come back to me, I cry out loud! Does she hear me, all I can do is have Hope. I bow my head & close my eyes, waiting to feel her touch.
A Song For Mama By Boyz Ii Men
DEDICATED TO ALL MOMS You taught me everything And everything you've given me I always keep it inside You're the driving force in my life, yeah There isn't anything Or anyone I can be And it just wouldn't feel right If I didn't have you by my side You were there for me to love and care for me When skies were grey Whenever I was down You were always there to comfort me And no one else can be what you have been to me You'll always be you always will be the girl In my life for all times Chorus: Mama, mama you know I love you Oh you know I love you Mama, mama you're the queen of my heart Your love is like Tears from the stars Mama, I just want you to know Lovin' you is like food to my soul You're always down for me Have always been around for me even when I was bad You showed me right from my wrong Yes you did And you took up for me When everyone was downin' me You always did understand You gave me strength to go on There
Poem 4
Can never get my hopes too high. can never let another man close to my heart. dont want to feel the rejection. tired of feeling the pain enevy grows in my heart making it furn from red to green dont want to lose al hope, but i feel it slowly slippin away
Small Matters
At the center of Your being, You have the answer, You know Who You are, And You Know What You Want. What Lies Behind Us, And What Lies Before Us, Are Small Matters, Compared To, What Lies, Within Us.
Vasaline Survey
lol lol lol lol A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
Poem 3
Black and cold as stone was my heart. you came into my life and tour it apart. now i have a heart of gold warm and true. thanks to the love you have for me and the love i have for you. to you i'll always will be true
Wanna Kno Me?
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Chapter 3 { The Invisibel Man
III. THE THOUSAND AND ONE BOTTLES So it was that on the twenty-ninth day of February, at the beginning of the thaw, this singular person fell out of infinity into Iping Village. Next day his luggage arrived through the slush. And very remarkable luggage it was. There were a couple of trunks indeed, such as a rational man might need, but in addition there were a box of books, -- big, fat books, of which some were just in an incomprehensible handwriting, -- and a dozen or more crates, boxes, and cases, containing objects packed in straw, as it seemed to Hall, tugging with a casual curiosity at the straw -- glass bottles. The stranger, muffled in hat, coat, gloves, and wrapper, came out impatiently to meet Fearenside's cart, while Hall was having a word or so of gossip preparatory to helping being them in. Out he came, not noticing Fearenside's dog, who was sniffing in a dilettante spirit at Hall's legs. "Come along with those boxes," he said. "I've been waiting long enough." And he
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Never Take Mom For Granted
I found this in a bulletin a few moments ago. When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house. When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste. When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus and carried your bags. You thanked her by
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You've turned my world upside down, You made me smile when I was down, I'll be with you to the end, In my heart forever you'll lie
Chapter 5 { The Time Machine
Chapter V As I stood there musing over this too perfect triumph of man, the full moon, yellow and gibbous, came up out of an overflow of silver light in the north-east. The bright little figures ceased to move about below, a noiseless owl flitted by, and I shivered with the chill of the night. I determined to descend and find where I could sleep. I looked for the building I knew. Then my eye travelled along to the figure of the White Sphinx upon the pedestal of bronze, growing distinct as the light of the rising moon grew brighter. I could see the silver birch against it. There was the tangle of rhododendron bushes, black in the pale light, and there was the little lawn. I looked at the lawn again. A queer doubt chilled my complacency. "No," said I stoutly to myself, "that was not the lawn." But it was the lawn. For the white leprous face of the sphinx was towards it. Can you imagine what I felt as this conviction came home to me? But you cannot. The Time Machine was gone! At
Take A Chance
Dont run from me. Dont hide from me. Dont be afraid of hurting me. Hearing your voice. Seeing your face Are you what I've been waiting for? Take a chance with me. Face your fear. Dont let your fear rip us apart.
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I Was In A Minor Car Accident Today.
Well i went with my ex father in law to the store cause i needed some things and it was raining. But on the way back his car sort of stalled and this car from behind hit us but the hit started his car again and he took off. He is ok. But when we got hit my neck went foward quickly. It didnt hurt at first til i got back to my place. If it keeps up. I might go to the er. So i might have whiplash.
Chapter 4 { The Time Machine
Chapter IV In another moment we were standing face to face, I and this fragile thing out of futurity. He came straight up to me and laughed into my eyes. The absence from his bearing of any sign of fear struck me at once. Then he turned to the two others who were following him and spoke to them in a strange and very sweet and liquid tongue. There were others coming, and presently a little group of perhaps eight or ten of these exquisite creatures were about me. One of them addressed me. It came into my head, oddly enough, that my voice was too harsh and deep for them. So I shook my head, and, pointing to my ears, shook it again. He came a step forward, hesitated, and then touched my hand. Then I felt other soft little tentacles upon my back and shoulders. They wanted to make sure I was real. There was nothing in this at all alarming. Indeed, there was something in these pretty little people that inspired confidence - a graceful gentleness, a certain childlike ease. And besides, the
What You Give
Well I'm currently in a little local band thats getting started as the lead guitarist and singer. Just a rock band, nothing too heavy or anything... yet. I've got an audition for another local band being the drummer. But right now what has my fancy is the Jackson I ordered off the net! Niiiiiiice axe, for only 700 USD! All the shit that I've been through dosent matter anymore, because I've found some new strength inside of myself. Some new desire to be more than anyone ever imagined. I've completely overhauled my guitar tones, favoring analog from the digital effects of past encounters with each other. All that shit that I was put through the last few months, all the heartache and pain, and all the bad times have led to this new strength. I love the power. Last night, I had this feeling as I was sitting on the beach at like 9 at night. This feeling that it should be remembered for something great, that the night would unveil a secret I could not have ever realized by myself.
THREE DAYS GRACE LYRICS "Pain" Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing
It's All Over ...
Went to court this morning, had a meeting with his lawyer before we went in, he let me know what was going on after he talked to the crown. Verdict was good. He'll be out on Monday then I can pick him up and we'll be together FINALLY. It'll be so nice to just spend the day laying together and not worrying about anything. I can't wait ... it's going to be a long weekend without him here! I've already said thank you to his lawyer a thousand times in person, but I think that I may be sending him a basket or something to show my appreciation for everything he's done. :) I'm in such a good mood now! I have my first OBGYN appointment at 3:15 ... I think he's gonna set a date for my ultrasound!! Can't forget to ask him about my anemia and iron supplements ... my baby wants me to get it checked out so I'm gonna do it for him. Well, it's been a good day so far ... let's hope the rest of the day goes this good. :)
Shave My Pussy
The nice thing about shaving is that it must be done and re-done. That gives Him the opportunity to try something different each few days. He loves the thought of shaving her and bringing her to climax at the same time, but having her have to lay perfectly still for fear of a nasty razor cut. He can vision her spread eagle on the bed on her back...legs very wide and wrists tied to the posts. The shaving tools are present beside her. Before He begins the task, He stands above her on the bed, feet placed on either side of her waist, and He slowly undresses. When completely naked, He strokes Himself as He watches until He is quite hard. Lowering Himself to His knees, He waves His cock just under her nose and play tag with the tip of her darting tongue. He knows that by the slightest teasing, her wetness rises so close to the surface that the lightest touch brings it forth. Working His way down her body, He sits between her spread legs and very clinically inspects her mound and lips wit
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent
Chapter 6 { Robin Hood
Spring had gone since the Sheriff's feast in Sherwood, and summer also, and the mellow month of October had come. All the air was cool and fresh; the harvests were gathered home, the young birds were full fledged, the hops were plucked, and apples were ripe. But though time had so smoothed things over that men no longer talked of the horned beasts that the Sheriff wished to buy, he was still sore about the matter and could not bear to hear Robin Hood's name spoken in his presence. With October had come the time for holding the great Fair which was celebrated every five years at Nottingham Town, to which folk came from far and near throughout the country. At such times archery was always the main sport of the day, for the Nottinghamshire yeomen were the best hand at the longbow in all merry England, but this year the Sheriff hesitated a long time before he issued proclamation of the Fair, fearing lest Robin Hood and his band might come to it. At first he had a great part of a mind no
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The Man In The Glass
THE MAN IN THE GLASS (Author Unknown) When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what THAT man has to say. For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass, The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the one staring back from the glass. Some people might think you're a straight-shootin' chum And call you a wonderful guy. But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartache and tears If you've cheated the man in the glass.
Incompetent Fucks
I would put this in a mumm, but you know how psycho the people on here are, and I would have to kick someone's ass if they went off on me. So, with that being said... do you ever read the bulletins? Do people use spell check? The grammar on here is pathetic. It is like listening to a bunch of 5 year olds. I want to puke when I read some of the shit they post. It seriously makes bile rise in my throat. If you are that retarded, perhaps you should go back to pre-school and start all over again, because you missed the education train. My God! Is it just me?
Chapter 2 { The Invisibel Man
II. MR. TEDDY HENFREY'S FIRST IMPRESSIONS At four o'clock, when it was fairly dark and Mrs. Hall was screwing up her courage to go in and ask her visitor if he would take some tea, Teddy Henfrey, the clock-jobber, came into the bar. "My sakes! Mrs. Hall," said he, "but this is terrible weather for thin boots!" The snow outside was falling faster. Mrs. Hall agreed with him, and then noticed he had his bag, and hit upon a brilliant idea. "Now you're here, Mr. Teddy," said she, "I'd be glad if you'd give th' old clock in the parlour a bit of a look. 'T is going, and it strikes well and hearty; but the hour-hand won't do nuthin' but point at six." And leading the way, she went across to the parlour door and rapped and entered. Her visitor, she saw as she opened the door, was seated in the armchair before the fire, dozing it would seem, with his bandaged head drooping on one side. The only light in the room was the red glow from the fire -- which lit his eyes like adverse railw
U.s. Judge Allows Porn!
In a news story on Yahoo, a U.S. Federal judge said basically that it's the parents' responsibility to watch their own kids to make sure they don't get to porn.† He based this basically on the fact that blocking software has come a long way from the 90's when the law in question was written.It's about darn time!tag: law, legal, adult, mature, news -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Bad Boys!
I was asked by a male friend recently why women will take the help, the tender affection and attention of a gentle and kind man but in the end they will chose to be with a bad boy type instead. Obviously he had been hurt by such behavior from women he cared for. I thought about it musing as to why it does sometimes happen that way. I believe that in this respect women are not so different from men. More than one man has told me that men want an angel everywhere but the bedroom and there they want a whore. I believe the whole bad boy syndrome is for the same reason. It's sexual. Though many women may not even understand it or admit it to themselves, it is definitely sexual! Women want that little edge of wildness and danger in the bedroom so they tolerate the bad elsewhere to get the wicked there. Now in my opinion a woman should never settle for a rogue when she can have a gentleman rogue. A perfect combination of chivalry and danger. A man of good manners and genteel conversation who
Sexual Iq
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Little Rock
I'm in Little Rock for a conference, but I'm avoiding going to any of the conference sessions. I may go have lunch here... unless I find a bar soon that will serve me eggs. I really need some protein. The weather: Lovely. It is close to 80 degrees, there's a light breeze, and though it's partially cloudy, the sun is bursts out from time to time and I take great pains to sprawl myself out on park benches so as to absorb as much of the sunshine as possible. I am like a starving child in a third-world country, except I've been deprived of Vitamin D, not food. Regardless, I look equally sickly and pathetic. Thankfully, there aren't a lot of flies here. There was an open bar last night, so I tested out the wine reserves. The cabernet was vile, and the only beers were Bud light, Miller Lite, and Budweiser. Fucking lame. So I switched to gin and tonic. Registration for the conference was $300. I think this may have been a fair deal. Already. After the open bar ceased to
Ya Never Know When Kink Rears It's Head....
Comic books were long considered a children's medium, and it's only been relatively recently that they have gained respect as an art form. But even way back when, the comics held a number of little surprises for savvy readers. Below are a series of panels exposing the kinkier side of the comic books you knew as a child. These have not been retouched in any way. Sure, most of this was unintentional, but that doesn't make it any less funny.
Chapter 1 { The Invisibel Man
I. THE STRANGE MAN'S ARRIVAL The stranger came early in February, one wintry day, through a biting wind and a driving snow, the last snowfall of the year, over the down, walking as it seemed from Bramblehurst railway station, and carrying a little black portmanteau in his thickly gloved hand. He was wrapped up from head to foot, and the brim of his soft felt hat hid every inch of his face but the shiny tip of his nose; the snow had piled itself against his shoulders and chest, and added a white crest to the burden he carried. He staggered into the Coach and Horses, more dead than alive as it seemed, and flung his portmanteau down. "A fire," he cried, "in the name of human charity! A room and a fire!" He stamped and shook the snow from off himself in the bar, and followed Mrs. Hall into her guest parlor to strike his bargain. And with that much introduction, that and a ready acquiescence to terms and a couple of sovereigns flung upon the table, he took up his quarters in the inn.
Eat Me
Something I Wrote The Day She Turn 1 In 1984!
GIRL OF MY DREAMS She is the girl of my dreams Though I have never seen her eyes seeing me I have never seen her smile or her cheeks, yet She is the girl of my dreams She came to me one day in '83 I can't get her out of my head will she ever know what she means to me? She is the girl of my dreams I've never heard her laugh only cry Yet she speaks to me in my mind She is the girl of my dreams We never had one moment at first yet She is the girl of my dreams One day maybe her face I will see, One day maybe it won't be in my dreams Until the day forever ginger
Which Seven Deadly Sin Are You?
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Song For The Ladies!! Lol
SING THIS LADIES.... LOUD & PROUD At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I sa
Sex, Lies And Cyberspace
Excellent article, which begs several questions of human needs and interaction online. Sex, Lies and Cyberspace By Regina Lynn | 02:00 AM Sep, 08, 2006 Keeping my eyes open, I cannot afford to sleep, Giving away promises I know that I can't keep. I've been away from home for almost a month, so I didn't know until this week that the September issue of O, The Oprah Magazine includes an investigative piece about, well, investigations. Specifically, using keystroke loggers and other snooping software to gather evidence of infidelity. Whether such spousal spying is ethical is, like most affairs of the heart, largely situational. It's not necessarily legal, either -- evidence gathered through cyber spying may not be admissible in court in a divorce case, because only the government is allowed to place wiretaps without a court order. Meanwhile, it's no secret that cyberspace provides a false sense of security for many an illicit liaison. I've long felt that people who ask The Que
Chapter 12 { Frankenstein
Chapter 12 "I lay on my straw, but I could not sleep. I thought of the occurrences of the day. What chiefly struck me was the gentle manners of these people, and I longed to join them, but dared not. I remembered too well the treatment I had suffered the night before from the barbarous villagers, and resolved, whatever course of conduct I might hereafter think it right to pursue, that for the present I would remain quietly in my hovel, watching and endeavouring to discover the motives which influenced their actions. "The cottagers arose the next morning before the sun. The young woman arranged the cottage and prepared the food, and the youth departed after the first meal. "This day was passed in the same routine as that which preceded it. The young man was constantly employed out of doors, and the girl in various laborious occupations within. The old man, whom I soon perceived to be blind, employed his leisure hours on his instrument or in contemplation. Nothing could excee
Alone Again
Alone Again lyrics Music: Pilson, Dokken Lyrics: Dokken, Pilson I'd like to see you in the morning light I like to feel you when it comes to night Now I'm here and I'm all alone Still I know how it feels, I'm alone again Tried so hard to make you see But I couldn't find the words Now the tears, they fall like rain I'm alone again without you Alone again without you Alone again without you I said stay, but you turned away Tried to say that it was me Now I'm here and I've lost my way Still I know how it feels, I'm alone again Tried so hard to make you see But I couldn't find the words Now the tears, they fall like rain I'm alone again without you I tried so hard to make you see But I couldn't find the words Now the tears, they fall like rain I'm alone again without you
Chapter 12 { Dracular
CHAPTER 12 DR. SEWARD'S DIARY September 18.--I drove at once to Hillingham and arrived early. Keeping my cab at the gate, I went up the avenue alone. I knocked gently and rang as quietly as possible, for I feared to disturb Lucy or her mother, and hoped to only bring a servant to the door. After a while, finding no response, I knocked and rang again, still no answer. I cursed the laziness of the servants that they should lie abed at such an hour, for it was now ten o'clock, and so rang and knocked again, but more impatiently, but still without response. Hitherto I had blamed only the servants, but now a terrible fear began to assail me. Was this desolation but another link in the chain of doom which seemed drawing tight round us? Was it indeed a house of death to which I had come, too late? I know that minutes, even seconds of delay, might mean hours of danger to Lucy, if she had had again one of those frightful relapses, and I went round the house to try if I could find by chanc
Crazy Contest
To all my loving friends and family again that i've bugged and bothered, who spent days leaving me votes. Your amazing. It's been a long stressful day at work, and it ahd me thinking about how i've become a freak with this contest. I wish lady onyx a happy win since she wanted it so bad. And plexi the runner up spot, your both lovely. But As to wht i was thinking. High school is over, but not for some people in there minds. I have a wonderful husband, beauitful pets and a great loving family. So i'm not going to beg for people to just to some strangers page and help them level up with my comments about myself. Lots of Love Lil evelyn
Family Skeletons
I mentioned a while back how my wife's stepfather is in prison for a crime he shouldn't be in prison for in the first place.† (He supposedly was put in prison for taking money with the intention of not doing the work he was paid for. When another job he did heard about this, they tore the bathroom SFIL did do down with the hopes of suing for a lot of money.)My mother-in-law was on the phone with my wife last night and MIL told my wife that she (MIL) thinks SFIL molested my wife's daughter years ago when the girl lived with MIL and SFIL.My wife then reminded her mother that she (my wife) told MIL that SFIL made "inappropriate comments" to her.I haven't absorbed the facts yet, but when I do, it'll probably be good for him that he IS in prison...tag: abuse, prison, crime, revenge, family-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
So I Stole This Quiz....
Which Seven Deadly Sin are you? Greed- You think everything is yours. If you don't have it, you need it. NOW.Everything will be taken from you.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
News Not Too Good
Well this is not so good my girl , LIndsey called me last night and informmed me that she will reside in the Dallas Childrens Medical Center for the duration of her pregnancy which is 11 -12 weeks. She has really high blood pressure (it's genetic??(spelling?) ) and boy I wish that there was something I could do about it but no there isnt. Some things are harder in life to digest than others this is one of the hard ones. The doctore are already talking about birth defects and just WELL SHIT man! It really sucks and if you have read this well then thank you I am just needing a place to put the energy that i dont know what in the world to do with right now guess we will just call this the rambbelings of a worried girl. g
Assemblage 23...
I am lost The footprints that I left have disappeared For now I am driving blind Accelerate Without a destination to welcome me This road is just an endless loop CHORUS Every time I close my eyes The noise inside me amplifies I can't escape I relive every moment of the day Every misstep I have made Finds a way it can invade My every thought And this is why I find myself awake Directionless The letters on the signs have long since faded The sky conspires to swallow me Paid the price For burning all the maps to warm myself I threw their ashes to the wind (CH) Walk away Time to leave the realm of the familiar To find a place where sleep can come Hesitate For one last time I shout into the sky To wake the ones I'll leave behind Hours Sprial and coil into black Some remebered, some forever gone Tragic We never get them all back The relentless march of time must still go on The tide is turning Horizons burning Your days are
Chapter 6 { Mr Hyde And Dr Jekyll
Incident of Dr. Lanyon Time ran on; thousands of pounds were offered in reward, for the death of Sir Danvers was resented as a public injury; but Mr. Hyde had disappeared out of the ken of the police as though he had never existed. Much of his past was unearthed, indeed, and all disreputable: tales came out of the man's cruelty, at once so callous and violent; of his vile life, of his strange associates, of the hatred that seemed to have surrounded his career; but of his present whereabouts, not a whisper. From the time he had left the house in Soho on the morning of the murder, he was simply blotted out; and gradually, as time drew on, Mr. Utterson began to recover from the hotness of his alarm, and to grow more at quiet with himself. The death of Sir Danvers was, to his way of thinking, more than paid for by the disappearance of Mr. Hyde. Now that that evil influence had been withdrawn, a new life began for Dr. Jekyll. He came out of his seclusion, renewed r
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Hey Ya'll
Hey Ya'll, Just wanted to let ya'll know that everything is back in tune in life and I am finally taking a trip to WV, to chairbear's for the weekend...Not sure if I will be back on b4 sunday or not, but know that I will miss ya'll... Don't forget to stop in and continue to show your love, cause that's the main thing that has gotten me through the past month...You All...Don't forget to show chairbear some love too, if she's not already on your list, she is on my family list as THE ONE AND ONLY CHAIRBEAR.... I tried to show everyone a little love b4 I go, and if I missed you, I do apologize and will make up for it when I get back... Again, I love you guys and hope all of you have the best weekend ever...See ya when I get back... Big huggs and kisses to all ~ Sadie Grace
Chapter 3 { The Time Machine
Chapter III I told some of you last Thursday of the principles of the Time Machine, and showed you the actual thing itself, incomplete in the workshop. There it is now, a little travel-worn, truly; and one of the ivory bars is cracked, and a brass rail bent; but the rest of it's sound enough. I expected to finish it on Friday, but on Friday, when the putting together was nearly done, I found that one of the nickel bars was exactly one inch too short, and this I had to get remade; so that the thing was not complete until this morning. It was at ten o'clock to-day that the first of all Time Machines began its career. I gave it a last tap, tried all the screws again, put one more drop of oil on the quartz rod, and sat myself in the saddle. I suppose a suicide who holds a pistol to his skull feels much the same wonder at what will come next as I felt then. I took the starting lever in one hand and the stopping one in the other, pressed the first, and almost immediately the second. I seeme
If U Dont Have Integrity .....keep It Movin
i jus want to say if u cant keep ya word or be REAL bout shyt ... dont try to even holla i dont got time for it ... if u cant have enuff respect to do that keep it movein plz .. thanks ... had to express and make that known .. thanks everyone have an awesome day :):)
The Man Is A Dipshit
ya know the more i think about it the more i want to get into the octagon and fight joe rogan...just to show the world what a total load of shit he's been feeding everyone..i mean come on he started shit with mencia to jump start his rapidly disapearing fame cause lets face it..he isn't funny and well...he's not really famous anymore..i mean really..HOW'S FEAR FACTOR DOING JOE?!..i've seen videos of him choking out some radio producer that he let get a rear naked choke on himanyone can choke a person out if that person doesn't put up a fight...he likes to brag about knowing all these fighters and being a bad ass...he couldnt kick a midgets ass if the midget was bent over and in a coma...COMA!.....fuck joe rogan..and if anyone can ararnge it..put that bitch in a ring with me...we'll settle it once and for all.
I Miss You
Its been a little over two years since the good Lord had my father join him in heaven and i still miss him everyday. The night that he died it's almost as if he knew he called to tell me he loved me and tell my boys that he loves them.I told him I loved him too but didn't think anything of it then a couple hours later I get the call to go to his house that the ambulance is there and he had a heartattack. My father was young only 45 and he's gone and everyday I wonder if he really knew how much I loved him.If there is someone you love make sure to not only tell them everyday that you love them. Show them.You never know when they or yourself for that matter will be taken home.I know I loved him but I just hope he knew how much.He was the best father any girl could ask for and I completely understand why Jesus took him to be in Heaven because he was such an angel here on earth.
Job Security
i am in the middle of job hunting and enrolling in college so that my family cna have what they need throughout life. the problem is is finding a job with job security and once we've found a job that has that will they give it to us. and if they give it to us are we going to end up like my brother who went through 6 years of college in order to be gauranteed a job with security only to find out, in doing so there is no room for advancement. so what then is job security? the fact that your job will never be sent over seas, or the fact that you will always have a chance to move up in the company and in your life?
Another Day
So, haven't heard about Chase yet... but I know it will be this afternoon before I know anything, I just am not patient at all. I woke up to my oldest crying like crazy this morning with his tummy hurting and burning up with a fever. Could this kid's week get any worse? I feel so bad for him, but hell what can I do. I am taking him to the pediatrician at 2pm this afternoon. Luckily heis feeling a bit better right now. He's drawing which is his favorite past time. Come to think of it, I really need to post some pics of his work... he's awesome... Wahoo, my fries are done... gotta love baked fries... ok so I don't do fried food anymore if possible... too much grease...bad for the heart and all that jazz. I gotta let the damn things cool some though... I'm hungry, but scared I'll puke if I eat. I want to go back to bed, but hate leaving others to take care of my child so I'll be up regardless. Can't seem to figure out things lately. I feel like people are tiptoeing around me, but
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Chapter 5 { Robin Hood
Now after all these things had happened, and it became known to Robin Hood how the Sheriff had tried three times to make him captive, he said to himself, "If I have the chance, I will make our worshipful Sheriff pay right well for that which he hath done to me. Maybe I may bring him some time into Sherwood Forest and have him to a right merry feast with us." For when Robin Hood caught a baron or a squire, or a fat abbot or bishop, he brought them to the greenwood tree and feasted them before he lightened their purses. But in the meantime Robin Hood and his band lived quietly in Sherwood Forest, without showing their faces abroad, for Robin knew that it would not be wise for him to be seen in the neighborhood of Nottingham, those in authority being very wroth with him. But though they did not go abroad, they lived a merry life within the woodlands, spending the days in shooting at garlands hung upon a willow wand at the end of the glade, the leafy aisles ringing with merry jests and
Question!! Please Respond
One of my friends here on CT suggested that I start off a website with just pictures of me and in return, since I need $$ anyways, I would have you guys send me money and then I would personalize a picture for you in return. What do you guys think? Would anyone be willing to do this??
Just A Little Info...
Yep another blog ... Just wanted to say that I hope I havent offended anyone with my comments on their pictures. I mean no disrespect. I love the photos and especially eyes.
Saw This So I Wanted To Share With Everyone.
Why when a waitress asks someone who doesn't drink alcohol if they'd like "a drink", why does that person always answer, "No thanks, I don't drink. I'll just have a soda." I mean...dude, you just ordered a soda...that's a fuggin' drink... Why not just, "Sure, I'll have a soda." Waitress says, "Would you like some coffee?" Guy says, "No thanks I don't drink coffee." How about, "Not for me thanks." Guy offers you a cigarette, "No thanks, I don't smoke." Maybe just say, "No thank-you." "Hey should I drive?" "No, we'll take my B'mer." Try, "Nah it's fine we can take my car." Leave a comment and tell me what ya think.
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Free Web Hosting Info
After considerable waiting for to get their systems upgraded my patience is getting thin as their completion dates keep getting pushed further. Really how can you beat 2GB of web hosting space for free right? In the mean time: I'm looking for FREE hosting as I learn and experiment with new ways to make web pages. Sounds cheap I know but I pay for hosting already for my companies main site. I have one site built in CSS ready to go, I just need somewhere to drop it so I can see how it will perform online and not just native on my machine. If you know of or use a free hosting site that is worth while please let me know. Thanks
My 'dark Enigma Grand Mother Pass' Bulletin
I was asked to do this bulletin by this person, my great friend, Lori..known to most on here as Dark Enigma, well just a short time ago, after being sick for a while now..Her Grandmother passed away. So please go to her page show her some love..send her your condolences, shes a great friend that any one would love to have on their list, so because of this i am unsure when she will be on again as this happened less than an hour ago... Dark EnigmaĆŦ≠≠≠≠МǎҒїǻ@ CherryTAP Paul Anka: And now the end is near And so I face the final curtain, My friends, I'll say it clear, I'll state my case of which I'm certain. I've lived a life that's full, I've travelled each and evr'y highway And more, much more than this, I did it my way.
Rip Larry "bud" Melman
Listening to the radio today, I found out that Larry "Bud" Melman (real name:† Calvert DeForest) died on the 19th.† It kind of bums me out.† tag: Larry Bud Melman, Calvert DeForest, death, comedy, actor-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
I'm Djing Again
Everyone's favorite internet DJ Onyx Illuzion makes her return to the airwaves at from 9pm - 1am EST Sunday night thru Thursdays for Aftershock 24/7 Radio my first night was last night and had a few problems but i hope that my friends that support what i do can tune in now and then to listen to me put out some killer metal or even some mellow country sounds depends on the mood but i will say that i have a nightly themed set of songs to get everyone in the mood to do the horizontal bop...hehe... DJ Onyx Illuzion aka Onyx Illuzion of Xxxtasy aka DawnMarie
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Sacrafice: Is It Possible?
In life sacrafice is part of our daily routine. Should I have this or that OR should I sacrafice those two entirely and have this later? We may not realize it but sacraficing things are necessary if we want to follow something or be with someone. One thing that I dont understand is why somepeople choose to not sacrafice their security and leave their comfort zone and just follow what their heart tells them. If I sound like a hippie...too bad. Im not a hippie, but Im mostly talking about relationships. Ive watched couples and talked to them and ive realized that in someway or another one or both had to sacrafice something to be with the one that they love. They really didnt regret their decision because they said that it was something that they wanted to do in order to be happy with that other person. Another thing is that people become so engrained in their surroundings and dont venture out and try to find something different. Its scary I know that because Im scared of it. Home
Chapter 2 { The Time Machine
Chapter II I think that at that time none of us quite believed in the Time Machine. The fact is, the Time Traveller was one of those men who are too clever to be believed: you never felt that you saw all round him; you always suspected some subtle reserve, some ingenuity in ambush, behind his lucid frankness. Had Filby shown the model and explained the matter in the Time Traveller's words, we should have shown him far less scepticism. For we should have perceived his motives; a pork butcher could understand Filby. But the Time Traveller had more than a touch of whim among his elements, and we distrusted him. Things that would have made the frame of a less clever man seemed tricks in his hands. It is a mistake to do things too easily. The serious people who took him seriously never felt quite sure of his deportment; they were somehow aware that trusting their reputations for judgment with him was like furnishing a nursery with egg-shell china. So I don't think any of us said very much
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Vermillion Lyrics She seems dressed in all the rings Of past fatalaties So fragile yet so devious She continues to see Climatic hands that press Her temples and my chest Enter the night that she came home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) She is everything and more The solemn hypnotic My Dahlia, bathed in posession She is home to me I get nervous, perverse when I see her it's worse But the stress is astounding It's now or never she's coming home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) Hard to say what caught my attention fixed and crazy, Aphid Attraction Carve my name in my face, to recognize Such a pheromone cult to terrorize I won't let this build up inside of me(x4) (Me!) I'm a slave, and I am a master No restraints and, unchecked collectors I exist through my need, to self-oblige She is something in me, that I despise I won't let this build up inside of me(x8) (She isn't rea
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Brain Rot
Not all blog experiments are successful. The Hoopee Holler Gazette is such. Too long and boring. Have to spice up the blogs with some raunchy talk. Give it some fire. I will return to the shorter blogs. Too much reading will contribute to brain rot. I am positive of that. I used to read alot. Look what happened to my considerable brain? It has begun to rot from the decay of all that worthless knowledge. All the bullshit you learned in school. Most of the stuff you never will use during your lifetime. Thar are two ways to get ahead in this competitve world... Brown Nosing and Blow Jobs! Now you know why I am a failure!
Dogs Vs Cats
(Sorry, been house/dog sitting and my schedule is so hosed now. Hope you this in an email) Dogs vs Cats The Dog 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
My Love
I will be gone for a little while, anywhere between 4 to 8 weeks. Going to truck driving school at MTC in St. Louis. Truck driving school is between 3 to 4 weeks then another 3 to 4 weeks training with the company I will work for. Hoping to work for Star Transportation out of Morton, IL. I will be back later. Wish me good Luck. :)
Chapter 11 { Frankenstein
Chapter 11 "It is with considerable difficulty that I remember the original era of my being; all the events of that period appear confused and indistinct. A strange multiplicity of sensations seized me, and I saw, felt, heard, and smelt at the same time; and it was, indeed, a long time before I learned to distinguish between the operations of my various senses. By degrees, I remember, a stronger light pressed upon my nerves, so that I was obliged to shut my eyes. Darkness then came over me and troubled me, but hardly had I felt this when, by opening my eyes, as I now suppose, the light poured in upon me again. I walked and, I believe, descended, but I presently found a great alteration in my sensations. Before, dark and opaque bodies had surrounded me, impervious to my touch or sight; but I now found that I could wander on at liberty, with no obstacles which I could not either surmount or avoid. The light became more and more oppressive to me, and the heat wearying me as I walked,
The fax machine at work won't stop ringing! Our boss is gonna have a shitfit when she sees how many dva assessments we got in this morning, added onto the 7 we got yesterday! God I'm glad I'm not one of the nurses right now! 8.5 more hours till I can go home!
Attention...attention...amber Alert
Tennessee state police have issued a State wide amber alert. There is a missing child named Andrea Montoya. She went missing at 2:45pm yesterday. and she was last seen in Gatlinburg at the river terris hotel in the laundry room wearing a purple coat and grey jogging pants. she is 3 ft tall and weighs 96 lbs. She is originally from florida and is here on vacation with her grandma and mother. a white jeep cherokee with florida sunshine license plate was seen circling the area. Please Repost this... She was kidnapped just yesterday. it will take 5 seconds to repost.. What if someone sees this that knows something and a grandma and mother get their kid back. how great would that be? so please just take 5 seconds out of your day to read and repost
Chapter 11 { Dracular
CHAPTER 11 LUCY WESTENRA'S DIARY September 12.--How good they all are to me. I quite love that dear Dr. Van Helsing. I wonder why he was so anxious about these flowers. He positively frightened me, he was so fierce. And yet he must have been right, for I feel comfort from them already. Somehow, I do not dread being alone tonight, and I can go to sleep without fear. I shall not mind any flapping outside the window. Oh, the terrible struggle that I have had against sleep so often of late, the pain of sleeplessness, or the pain of the fear of sleep, and with such unknown horrors as it has for me! How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads, to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams. Well, here I am tonight, hoping for sleep, and lying like Ophelia in the play, with`virgin crants and maiden strewments.' I never liked garlic before, but tonight it is delightful! There is peace in its smell. I feel sleep coming already. Good
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Chapter 4 { Robin Hood
Now when the Sheriff found that neither law nor guile could overcome Robin Hood, he was much perplexed, and said to himself, "Fool that I am! Had I not told our King of Robin Hood, I would not have gotten myself into such a coil; but now I must either take him captive or have wrath visited upon my head from his most gracious Majesty. I have tried law, and I have tried guile, and I have failed in both; so I will try what may be done with might." Thus communing within himself, he called his constables together and told them what was in his mind. "Now take ye each four men, all armed in proof," said he, "and get ye gone to the forest, at different points, and lie in wait for this same Robin Hood. But if any constable finds too many men against him, let him sound a horn, and then let each band within hearing come with all speed and join the party that calls them. Thus, I think, shall we take this green-clad knave. Furthermore, to him that first meeteth with Robin Hood shall one hundred
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Hectec Week
it's been a hectec week for me.. I am trying to hold down 2 house holds..after my daughters surgery, and keep myself going. Sorry I haven't been on alot this week, but by the time i get home I am ready to buckle under. today I was lucky.. help came to take my grand daughter to school, and a friend stayed with her last night, her fiance' went to work. But my shift starts in a 1/2 hour. so i have to be out of here again. I just keep telling myself to take one day at a time... and we will conquor, to stay possitive and all will be well. But most of all I am writing this to tell my friends .. THANK YOU! Thank you for all the support and understanding they have given me through this week. For all the support n prayers they gave me when I was ill. You all have always put a smile on my face n more love in my heart than I could ever know.. I LOVE YOU ALL.. and once again THANK YOU, I appreciate you more n more everyday.. Well, time to get on the road again.. Loves!!!
Sex & Banks
20 Types Of Men In A Bathroom...
1.) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. 2.) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3.) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. 4.) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5.) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink. 6.) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor. 7.) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8.) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across the urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs. 9.) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. 10.) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. 11.) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed. 12.) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand. 13.) Desperate
Come See Me
Stop by, rate,comment, me. Show some love, cause I am mighty lonely and horney!!!!!
A Synopsis Of My Religious Journey
I mentioned before that one of the earliest religious memories I had was of some preacher setting a book (supposedly the bible) on fire, closing it to extinguish the flames, then reopening the book and the flames still burning.† For a young kid (six or under), that was cool, but I still didn't believe in that bullshit they were teaching.† Heck, the only reason I went was because my friend invited me.† (Also, the Coke machine would give back your money if you pressed the button and the coin return at the same time.)† :-)The next time I encountered religion (other than on money and in the Pledge of Allegience) was when I joined the Boy Scouts.† In the Scout Pledge and Scout Oath, we said we worshipped god.† I seriously thought this was a "Nudge, nudge, wink, wink," kind of deal, since nobody seriously believed in that crap.† I figured that all churches were basically just social gatherings, rather than a group of people who believed.My parents became Buddhists when I was in high school.†
Chapter 5 { Mr Hyde And Dr Jekyll
Incident of the Letter It was late in the afternoon, when Mr. Utterson found his way to Dr. Jekyll's door, where he was at once admitted by Poole, and carried down by the kitchen offices and across a yard which had once been a garden, to the building which was indifferently known as the laboratory or dissecting rooms. The doctor had bought the house from the heirs of a celebrated surgeon; and his own tastes being rather chemical than anatomical, had changed the destination of the block at the bottom of the garden. It was the first time that the lawyer had been received in that part of his friend's quarters; and he eyed the dingy, windowless structure with curiosity, and gazed round with a distasteful sense of strangeness as he crossed the theatre, once crowded with eager students and now lying gaunt and silent, the tables laden with chemical apparatus, the floor strewn with crates and littered with packing straw, and the light falling dimly through the foggy cupo
Children On The Question Of Marriage
hmmmm Children on the question of marriage - Young minds foresee a difficult future HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10. (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age!) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. Lori, ag
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Chapter 1 { The Time Machine
Chapter I The Time Traveller (for so it will be convenient to speak of him) was expounding a recondite matter to us. His grey eyes shone and twinkled, and his usually pale face was flushed and animated. The fire burned brightly, and the soft radiance of the incandescent lights in the lilies of silver caught the bubbles that flashed and passed in our glasses. Our chairs, being his patents, embraced and caressed us rather than submitted to be sat upon, and there was that luxurious after-dinner atmosphere when thought roams gracefully free of the trammels of precision. And he put it to us in this way - marking the points with a lean forefinger - as we sat and lazily admired his earnestness over this new paradox (as we thought it:) and his fecundity. 'You must follow me carefully. I shall have to controvert one or two ideas that are almost universally accepted. The geometry, for instance, they taught you at school is founded on a misconception.' 'Is not that rather a large thing to
Personal Survey
1. Who were you with last night? Sean and my kids 2. What woke you up this morning? I woke up naturally. 3. Where are you? In the comp/alligator room. 4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day? It's Friday.. 5. did u kiss or hug anyone today? Nope. not yet! 6. When was the last time you cried? Watching a tv show last night. -The PAST- 7.Ever thrown up in public? I think so. 8. Passed out because of alcohol? yes 9. what's on your mind right now? My son's b-day next Tue. 10. Would you take a bullet for anyone? I wouldn't put myself in a situation where I'd have to, but there are a couple people I would for. 11. Where would you like to live? Sicily. 12. What kind of home would you like? One that's mine. 13. What do you want to be when you grow up? I am grown up and I love what I am :) 14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Who knows! - ON MYSPACE - 15. Who is your number one? Sean 16. Have you kissed your number one? Duh, he's the mos
So Wrong
Another Dui Loser!
No, this is not a post about Grady Little. Tony La Russa was found at a traffic light, asleep at the wheel, last night. He was charged with misdemeanor DUI. Now, for a public service announcement: hire a car, get a cab, have a friend, hell, pass out on the floor wherever you are. There is no excuse for a DUI. None. Look, I drink as much as the next guy. OK, more. I have also been able to put myself in a position to have a ride or to stay where I am when I am drinking and I haven't got the resources that a guy like La Russa has. You think he couldn't have made a call and some Spring Training flunkie would have driven and picked his drunk ass up? With the jack he's probably making, he could have afforded a stretch hummer while getting a hummer and humming the tune to "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" and not been hurt in the wallet. Seriously, watch out for yourself, because you're really watching out for others when you do.
March 22, 2007: Bipodding
Sharing a single set of headphones attached to one iPod. One person holds the [iPod] and takes the left earbud, the other takes the right earbud. Can be performed while moving. They biPodded down the street; Jane had the left ear-piece, Sarah the right.
It's A Bad Day When
Need To Meet New Friends
I am still not sure how to use this site ,so ladies please add me as your friend. I am 39 single never married,no kids,and live alone. Hit me up with some comments or friends request so that I can find out how to work this site. Thank you Alan
Chapter 3 { Robin Hood
Then the Sheriff was very wroth because of this failure to take jolly Robin, for it came to his ears, as ill news always does, that the people laughed at him and made a jest of his thinking to serve a warrant upon such a one as the bold outlaw. And a man hates nothing so much as being made a jest of; so he said: "Our gracious lord and sovereign King himself shall know of this, and how his laws are perverted and despised by this band of rebel outlaws. As for yon traitor Tinker, him will I hang, if I catch him, upon the very highest gallows tree in all Nottinghamshire." Then he bade all his servants and retainers to make ready to go to London Town, to see and speak with the King. At this there was bustling at the Sheriff's castle, and men ran hither and thither upon this business and upon that, while the forge fires of Nottingham glowed red far into the night like twinkling stars, for all the smiths of the town were busy making or mending armor for the Sheriff's troop of escort. Fo
Im Dealing
If I should stay Well, I would only be in your way And so Ill go, and yet I know That Ill think of you each step of my way And I will always love you I will always love you Bitter-sweet memories Thats all I have, and all Im taking with me Good-bye, oh, please dont cry cause we both know that Im not What you need I will always love you I will always love you And I hope life, will treat you kind And I hope that you have all That you ever dreamed of Oh, I do wish you joy And I wish you happiness But above all this I wish you love I love you, I will always love I, I will always, always love you I will always love you I will always love you I will always love you -Dolly Parton
Hard Candy Christmas
Hey, maybe Ill dye my hair Maybe Ill move somewhere Maybe Ill get a car Maybe Ill drive so far Theyll all lose track Me, Ill bounce right back Maybe Ill sleep real late Maybe Ill lose some weight Maybe Ill clear my junk Maybe Ill just get drunk on apple wine Me, Ill be just Fine and dandy Lord its like a hard candy christmas Im barely getting through tomorrow But still I wont let Sorrow bring me way down Ill be fine and dandy Lord its like a hard candy christmas Im barely getting through tomorrow But still I wont let Sorrow get me way down Hey, maybe Ill learn to sew Maybe Ill just lie low Maybe Ill hit the bars Maybe Ill count the stars until dawn Me, I will go on Maybe Ill settle down Maybe Ill just leave town Maybe Ill have some fun Maybe Ill meet someone And make him mine Me, Ill be just Fine and dandy Lord its like a hard candy christmas Im barely getting throung tomorrow But still I wont let Sorrow bring me way down Ill be fine and
Chapter 10 { Frankenstein
Chapter 10 I spent the following day roaming through the valley. I stood beside the sources of the Arveiron, which take their rise in a glacier, that with slow pace is advancing down from the summit of the hills to barricade the valley. The abrupt sides of vast mountains were before me; the icy wall of the glacier overhung me; a few shattered pines were scattered around; and the solemn silence of this glorious presence-chamber of imperial nature was broken only by the brawling waves or the fall of some vast fragment, the thunder sound of the avalanche or the cracking, reverberated along the mountains, of the accumulated ice, which, through the silent working of immutable laws, was ever and anon rent and torn, as if it had been but a plaything in their hands. These sublime and magnificent scenes afforded me the greatest consolation that I was capable of receiving. They elevated me from all littleness of feeling, and although they did not remove my grief, they subdued and tranquilliz
Impressed (by Outlaw Angel) Good One Sissy I Love It
Viagra In Coffee
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?" The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed. "Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. "How did it go?" the doctor asked. "Terrible, doctor, terrible." "Did it not work?" "Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then
The Awesome Talents Of Landry
I Present To You, The Awesome Talented Landry Let Me lye Burst, Your are my Dark, My unknown , My Promise my down fall that My Heart will Burst, For I am Love that Has No Sympathy of Hurt, I will steal your emotions have you Lye Drown, On my dry Waste land That thirst for Blindness, I am the Unknown As you know your self in dark night meres, Let Me burst in your pressents That I will enjoy my failure, For you are my unknown My many peices I search blind, Let Me Lye Dead Dry On your waste land that you kwench your thirst. Let Me Burst so It's Know I once loved an Failed, CPR 2007 James Landry, Go Show Landry Some Love: Landry the Mastur Rater@ CherryTAP He Rocks!!
Chapter 10 { Dracular
CHAPTER 10 LETTER, DR. SEWARD TO HON. ARTHUR HOLMWOOD September 6 "My dear Art, "My news today is not so good. Lucy this morning had gone back a bit. There is, however, one good thing which has arisen from it. Mrs. Westenra was naturally anxious concerning Lucy, and has consulted me professionally about her. I took advantage of the opportunity, and told her that my old master, Van Helsing, the great specialist, was coming to stay with me, and that I would put her in his charge conjointly with myself. So now we can come and go without alarming her unduly, for a shock to her would mean sudden death, and this, in Lucy's weak condition, might be disastrous to her. We are hedged in with difficulties, all of us, my poor fellow, but, please God, we shall come through them all right. If any need I shall write, so that, if you do not hear from me, take it for granted that I am simply waiting for news, In haste, "Yours ever," John Seward DR. SEWARD'S DIARY September 7
You Know You're an Islander When... 1) You know that the Red Bridge used to be Green 2) A line of 10 cars or more is referred to as "boat traffic" 3) Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor...on the highway. 4) Everyone knows the weather station telephone number 5) A popular phrase is " Quiet!!!!! The deaths are on!!" 6) Dishes are not washed, they are waRshed 7) It seems that more traffic moves on a red light than a green light. 8) Stop signs actually mean yield 9) The 2 red mailboxes at the post office are labeled "Island" and "Away" 10) PEI is the only place in the world with "slippy" roads 11) Islanders "slip" or "run" into town 12) Island drivers have official PhD's (Pot hole Dodgers) 13) Juice comes in plastic bottles and cans while pop comes in glass bottles 14) Tim Horton's Drive Thrus are busier than the banks on payday 15) You think of the major food groups as: Meat, Fish and Tim Horton's. 16) Everyone knows that the largest Cana

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