Over 16,525,115 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

Irish's blog: "Funnies"

created on 02/14/2007  |  http://fubar.com/funnies/b55410
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck " if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you . Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you ." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too !!"
Leave a comment!
html comments NOT enabled!
NOTE: If you post content that is offensive, adult, or NSFW (Not Safe For Work), your account will be deleted.[?]

giphy icon
last post
9 years ago
posts
185
views
23,452
can view
everyone
can comment
everyone
atom/rss

recent posts

9 years ago
" Morning Sex "
9 years ago
WISCONSIN MILK
10 years ago
Old man
10 years ago
THE OLDER WOMAN
10 years ago
Funnies
10 years ago
Dinner

other blogs by this author

 16 years ago
Chilling
 16 years ago
Recipes
 17 years ago
Black lace panties
official fubar blogs
 8 years ago
fubar news by babyjesus  
 13 years ago
fubar.com ideas! by babyjesus  
 10 years ago
fubar'd Official Wishli... by SCRAPPER  
 11 years ago
Word of Esix by esixfiddy  

discover blogs on fubar

blog.php' rendered in 0.0537 seconds on machine '7'.