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Guess Me?
Where am I right now? Standing here, reaching, wondering. Blackness, white lights, green glows. My sun is dimming in this chaos. I can't lose sight of my inner self. Patience my ass, I'll kill something soon. Silver

Hatters And Down Raters
ALRIGHT THIS IS TO THOSE WHO THINK THERE BIG N BAD DOWN RATING PPLS PROFILES AND PICTURES WELL IF YA GOT THE BALLS TO DOWN RATE THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFESS DON'T BE A DAMN WUSS AND HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER STEP UP AND TAKE THE HEAT IF YOU THINK THAT DOING THAT IS FUN WELL PAL YA GOT ISSUES IT'S IGNORENT AND JUST RUDE. I'M ONE OF THE NICEST GUYS YOU CAN MEET I GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY BUT JUST BECAUSE I'M NICE DON'T MEAN YA CAN DOWN RATE ME AND I WON'T BITE BACK IF YA THINK THAT YA GOT ANOTHER THING COMMING. TREAT OTHERES HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED IF YA TREAT THEM LIKE DIRT EXPECT THE SAME TREATMENT CUZ NO ONE IS GONNA LET YOU WALK ALL OVER THEM. IF YOU RESPECT AND TREAT OTHERS NICELY YA JUST MIGHT GET A FEW FRIENDS BUT IF YA TREAT EM LIKE TRASH YOUR GONNA GET NOTHING I PROMISE YOU THAT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME THEN LEAVE MY DAMN PAGE DON'T BE A PRICK AND DOWN RATE ME CUZ I WON'T TOLERATE ANY CRAP ON MY PAGE.

You'll Think Of Me.
The words to this song make me feel like someone read my mind. You are so far away, and have your own life, but I will always be a part of it because of our son. The one you didn't know about becaue I could not find you. I think this song tells of how you finally thought of me and looked me up after 30 years, you thought of me, only to find out there was us, not just me now to think about. Even though your so far away I know you must feel this way on occasion. And You know who you are if you read this. I woke up early this morning around 4am With the moon shining bright as headlights on the interstate I pulled the covers over my head and tried to catch some sleep But thoughts of us kept keeping me awake Ever since you found yourself in someone else's arms I've been tryin' my best to get along But that's OK There's nothing left to say, but Take your records, take your freedom Take your memories I don't need'em Take your space and take your reasons But you'll think of me

Free 30 Day Blast
FREE 30 DAY BLAST!! Mother’s Day Contest Starting April 12th at 6pm Pacific Time And ending at 6pm May 13th Mothers Day!! GRAND PRIZE 30 DAY BLAST I am hosting a contest in Honor of Mom’s all over Cherry Tap You don’t have to be a mom to enter (but the picture must be mother related and SFW) GRAND PRIZE

No Title
Theres times when I feel like breaking down. Looking to the sky to only say goodbye. One last time. All the pain washes away. All I want is to feel free. To be me. Happy. A smile thats worthwhile. One Im proud to show. Instead Im riddled with inconfidance. The anger builds and I realize Im stuck. A situation I wasnt expecting. Kindness fucked me in the long run. Now Im trapped with no way out of this black hole. Save me with all you are. Its all I will ever need. These walls must come down. I must stand my ground. A distance that seems to settle. It brings a loneliness without her. Im here and shes there. You have what it takes to makle this go away. One day soon we will be everything we have always wanted to be. We will be it together. This rut is temporary.

The Porthole.
a short story by cake. Norma was a quiet, reserved type of woman. She felt a deep ache and emptiness, and sought out professional personalities to better her “situation” and help her find a cure. The first doctor looks up from under the sheet, between the stirrups, only to explain that the condition she suffers from was incurable. Another doctor explains it to be a rash, while handing her a triangular tube of cream for the pain and irritation. Yet another says he has never seen anything like it. Norma seems to give up hope, realizing she might never be cured of her emptiness and discomfort. She sits alone with a blank stare. Her colleague at work can sense and see her emotional and physical pain, and hands her a business card of a specialist. She is reluctant to go, but feels she has no other choice. The need to find a cure to her emptiness consumes her. The fourth and final doctor looks up from under the sheet with fright. He shrieks with amazement, explaining how he’s nev

Well Thanks
For no help! Especially to the person who popped into my pm box and called me a "Stupid Bi*ch" If nothing else, A guys perspective on the situation would be appreciated A female would help more, wait, I only like about 10 of those on here, dang... Thanks Again though Much Appreciated.

Man Of The House!
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE >Man Of Your House." > >He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need >to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. > >You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my >meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. > >After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the >kind of sex that I want. > >Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my >back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. > >Then, you will massage my feet and hands. > >Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" > >The wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my first guess." >

What Zelda Character Am I?
You scored as Link. You are Link, the Hero of Time! Resourceful, cunning, strong, and of course courageous, you stand to meet any challenge.Link77%Young Link71%Saria68%Malon64%Zelda61%Ganondorf60%Navi20%Which Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time character are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Great Pics
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take- but by the moments that take our breath away. Look at these 7 photo's with remarkable sayings. Then at the end of this e-mail do what it says and tonight, you may get your wish. This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq . Pass it

Stupid Quiz That Checks Your High School Clique? Why Did I Take This I'm Out Of Hs, Been Out Since 03?
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth90%Rocker, Mosher75%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev45%Prepy30%Skater25%Emo15%Trendy0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

To The One That I Love
you are the one that i awake for in the morning.you are the one that makes it hard for me to go to sleep at night when ur not in my arms.you are the one that i can't wait to talk to everyday.you are the first and last thought that goes through my mind.you are the one that i met in my dreams every night.baby you are the one that has made it possible for me to love again and be loved.and for that hun i will always no matter wut love you and never leave you i will always be by your side.even tho im not there with u right now baby i will be soon i hate being away from you and baby i kno you have been through alot in your life.and yes i kno that i cant change that but one thing i can do is make sure that you dont ever have to go through any of that fucked up crazy shit again.and that i promise you my love.i am you shoulder when u need to rest your or to have a good cry.i am you ear when you just need sumone to sit and talk to.baby i kno it has been hard for us so far but hunnie i promise it

Book Report
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ fo r this report: Titanic... $29.99 Clinton...$29.99 Titanic... Over 3 hours to read Clinton... Over 3 hours to read Titanic... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton... Ditto for Bill. Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton... Ditto for Monica. Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton... Let's not go there. Titanic... Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton... Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic... Ros

Clocks In Heaven
Clocks in Heaven A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" >> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." >> "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" >> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating That she >> never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" >> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have >> moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life." "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. >> "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Life
if you really think life sucks think again!!!!!!!!!!!!! life rules once you know what you want to do with it!!!!!! don't wait for other people to make your life decisions for you do it YOURSELF I DID AND NOW I LOVE MY LIFE AND EVERYTHING IN IT!!!!!!!

What The Hell
So why is it that the movie industry feels the need to take a movie idea and run it into the ground, back up and run over it again several times in the form of pointless sequels. Worse yet why do people decided that Shriek 4, Oceans 13, and such might actually be good and pay to see crap encouraging the movie industry into making more. Oceans 11 was even a remake then sequels sound familiar? it's called Dr. Doolittle. People need to grow some balls and stop supporting these, your paying people to think less jobs and paid lots more then you might i remind you.

A Smart Woman Would
Ok, for those of you who know me. You know I Love Everyone. For those who know me well, you know it excludes those who disrespect me. OK, I won't name names, but I have to vent this. About a week ago, a female was dropping naughty gifts on my man's page. Really, not a problem, happens all the time, CT is alot of flirting. except this female pointedly avoided my exsistance on my husbands page. Did not look at pics of me, or of me and him. Ok, well about 99% of women that visit his page drift over to mine. She never did. Which is why I typically don't mind the comments and exchanged gifts. Well, I got my panties in a wad and sent her a message telling her the things she was sending my man, and the comments she was leaving were dis-respectful. Ok, she writes back saying she's sorry. Ok, this should be the end of it right. Most women would then back off for a little while and let the pissed off wife cool down right? Not this one. She just sent him something e

My Gods How I Miss Him. . .
Today I heard a song that reminded me of my Grandfather (May he rest in peace) And it just ripped me to pieces. It's been 5 years since his death, but I'm still not over it. If I could take back so many things that I've said to him, I would. I miss that man so much and I'm just sorry he left me on a bad note. I remember the last words I said to him. . . and Gods do I wish I could take them back. My last words were "I hate you, you mean son of a bitch. How could you hit my Gramma like that? And now I wish I could have just realized that it was his addiction for alcohol that made him do the things he did, and I'm just SO SORRY

So I Got Flashed Today
my a J.B.HUNT truck driver lol, i was driving on I-5 around alderwood, we passed each other a couple times smiling and so forth, we made eye contact and he asked to me to flash him, lol being the girl i am i did, and he flashed me his PENIS twice,id have too say the guy was cute and had a really nice package!!!!! good times, that was my 1st penis flash, cant wait for another one hehe

Just More Shit No One Cares About
Just more shit no one cares about Okay so I know I told everyone I would tell what happened with me and my family during the tornado but it's pretty simple we are all okay. It was scary a little bit but for some reason I wasn't extremely frightened. We were all okay. There was an old lady down the road whose oxygen tank ran out so me and my neighbor ran down there to get her all fixed up. It felt good to do something like that for someone. Also something that bothered me was that I was standing outside watchin a tornado and thought man that's bad ass lookin, and me and my brothers and cousin and neighbor was crackin jokes and stuff as if it were entertainment. I find out this morning the tornado I was lookin at hit someones house I know. Suddenly everything was put into perspective and me and my brother went over to see what we could do to help out. But yeah we are all okay and that's that I guess.

Why Do I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do i do it because i care and tired of things why do i bother cause im honest and i cant stand lies..Why do i see right through it all because thats how and who i am..Why do i love u because u should me how to love back an how to be there for me and understand me with no dout in ur mind ...Laying in ur arms with our hearts beating with each other knowing that one another wont leave each other side because love has found us and will hold on tight for everything thats it worth..Im happy to say i love him and i know he loves me and nothing no one can stop what we have together or what others have with each other ............ Mandie

The Hormone Guide
The Hormone Guide Women will understand this and the men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! H

David Laflamme 1969
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY Columbia CS 9768, 1969 David LaFlamme arrived in California in 1962. He was twenty-one years old; he had been playing violin since he was five. During the Sixties he picked up all manner of musical influences: he played jazz with John Handy, he jammed with the band that would eventually become Big Brother and the Holding Company, and he was one of Dan Hicks' very first Hot Licks. Some time during all this activity, he fronted a band called Orkustra, which at one time also included the legendary Bobby Beausoleil; their one and only album is apparently lost to history. In 1967, Matthew Katz signed up what remained of Orkustra; the new group was christened "It's A Beautiful Day", and they made a trek to Seattle in November to appear at a recycled Twenties ballroom that was newly devoted to, and named for, the San Francisco Sound, a name later adopted by Katz for his record label. Their debut LP, issued by Columbia, was a startling amalgam of folk and psychedel

Death In Stages
SOUL IN TURMOIL,BRAIN IS GONE, WILL I EVER BREAK THE TOPSOIL, DEATH IT JUST SEEMS LIKE IT TAKES SO LONG, DYING SLOWLY IN MY MADNESS, ONLY SADNESS IN MY HEART, WILL I EVER FILL WITH GLADNESS, WHY DOES IT ALWAYS SEEM SO DARK, LYING,CHEATING,STEALING,BRIBING, BOY,MY LIKES A LIVING HELL, MIND IS TWISSTING TURNING MADLY, BUILT UP ANGER AT MYSELF, SOUL IS NUMB AND I SO SADLY, REALIZE THERE IS NO HELP, SO I FACE MY SICKENING PROBLEMS, AND RACK MY DYING BRAIN, WILL I EVER BE A GOOD ONE, WILL I EVER LIVE AGAIN,...

Chalkboard Self-dicipline
I will not drink energy drinks after 7:00 pm.I will not drink energy drinks after 7:00 pm.I will not drink energy drinks after 7:00 pm.I will not drink energy drinks after 7:00 pm.I will not drink energy drinks after 7:00 pm.I will not drink energy drinks after 7:00 pm.I will not drink energy drinks after 7:00 pm.I will not drink energy drinks after 7:00 pm.I will not drink energy drinks after 7:00 pm.I will not drink energy drinks after 7:00 pm. You see, in my attempts to be a more personable father/husband in the morning, as well as prepare for a new job sure to involve waking up at un-godly hours of the morning, I have been trying to get to sleep at a better hour. Sleep is one of those things that I just need to have. It's often elusive to me at night, and by morning, I refuse to let it go. The problem is... my wife bought me a case of these store brand energy drinks from Trader Joe's. They are awesome! They taste pretty good, and after 2 of them, I come up with some really creativ

Done With You
i know your passion bleeds from the scars on your face i see that time keeps ticking ive walked alone and ive been shutdown and erased but yet i seem to keep talking i know you and i see inside ive felt what is it you do to me you told me that this time it was goodbye when i thought i was your one and only i guess im just tired of it all ill bet you laughed when you seen me fall i guess ive just had enough of it all im done with you im finally happy and I get to smile again i live it day to day i killed myself just to walk again will never let it go away i guess i just had enough of it all this time im the one who's laughing and now i sit and watch you fall your life is twisted and cracking

Your Body ....
I'll hide you in my walls your body will never be find i'll wear your skin as a suit pretend to be you you'll friends will like you more then they use too.. step away from my lips step away from my throat plus my pc is running slower then dirt all of a sudden

Making Memories Of Us
It's been a week since JR came home and it's been eventful. JR got a job this week and he starts today, working with an insulation company in town. I'm happy for him and it's going to bring in money to get our place. YES that's what I said, OUR PLACE. We are looking for an apartment together, I'm really excited about the whole thing and I can't wait to get out on my own. I know it's going to be hard for a while, but I know that we can do it, we will make it through. I love JR, I love him like no other in my life, yeah he has a few annoying quirks and occassionally I get pissed off or jealous, but I really do love him. It's something in his eyes when he looks at me, there is something with the way he says I love you to me, the hugs and kisses that I get without really asking for them, the way he just holds me when he knows that I need him the most. I don't know what the future holds for us, but I know that I'm going to work on making memories of us. It's an US, it's two hearts as one an

Katie Morgan
Okay, So with Spring here and the weather getting to where you can wear next to nothing-Katie Morgan arrives in Philly. This girl is freakin incredible! Between her little tiny body and that voice, I just wanted to get a freaky with her as possible! She reminded me of when I would experiment as a younger girl and hook up with other girls....she seemed like someone I could corrupt...But alas,I settled for a very nice pic with me on her boobies ..... Katie Morgan probably has the most energetic show I have ever seen and is just the sweetest.....

A Saying I Really Like.
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that! If you ask me... kind of sums up life in a way.

Die
There at the edge. Twisted on. Eagerly awaiting that happy explosion. Never known. Never thought. Never felt. Never know. Twist shift bang. Boom... I think it'll be a pow. Die. Flicker fall final. Forget. Die.

Things That Make Me Happy
1. playing dungeons and dragons type of games - is my escape from reality 2. Riding my 10 speed bike along the river for hours on end 3. Making craft items for my neices 4. Listening to music 5. Cooking for others and doing things for others just to see them be happy for once 6. A special lady and her children - that used to be in my life - my fault Someone recently told me that i need to go back to the basics and regain my happiness before I can truly make anyone else happy. I guess I lost site of that aspect of life. To her and her kids, I am truly sorry. To myself, I seek the answers and critism to find myself again.

Sexy Men Of Cherrytap Contest
Ok all I am holding a Sexy Men Of CherryTAP Contest...All I need is a good sexy pic *but please no nudity as some people bomb at work* I will open the contest on April 3rd at 7 pm CST. and it will run until Friday April 13th 7 pm CST. 1st place will be a 3 day blast...There will be something for everyone who enters. Just let me know which pic you would like to have entered and I will rip it :D Comment bombing on yourself is allowed. Comments count more then rates do so whoever has the most comments wins...Goodluck and I hope to see some good competition......

Carrie Underwood- Before He Cheats
Before He Cheats (Chris Tompkins/Josh Kear) Right now he’s probably slow dancing With that bleach blonde tramp And she’s probably getting frisky Right now he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink ‘Cause she can’t shoot whiskey Right now he’s probably behind her with a pool stick showing Her how to shoot a combo And he don’t know Chorus: i dug my key into the side Of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats Right now she’s probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke Right now she’s probably saying I ’m drunk and he’s thinking that he’s gonna get lucky Right now he’s probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo And he don’t know Repeat chorus: I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl ‘Cause the next time that he cheats You know it won’t be on

Just Because I Am Bored Out Of My Ever Living Skull
Hello to all. yea it's me again with nothing really to say other than I AM FREAKING BORED. I dont have a clue where everyone is but if there is a party somewhere and I wasnt invited I am going to be very hurt. boooo hooooooo. LOL I will say once again I appreciate all of the comments and ratings, I was wondering something, does any one know where I can find any rainbow bright tags? I am 28 years old and still a huge fan so lol if ya wish lol. Feel free to add them to my page if you leave any comments. muahhhhh i love each and everyone of my sexy friends.

Headlines In The Year 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being t aken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clint

Fuck!
Well as I said in my last blog I was supposed to be leaving for Florida next week. Unfortunately, I got a bad tooth ache and had to go to the dentist last weekend. It ended up costing my half my trip money for the emergency visit. Thus fucking me out of my trip. Now here's the kicker, my medical insurance kicked in today! I dont know if thats a sign that I wasnt supposed to go or I just got fucked over. Either way, Im pissed....

Does Size Really Matter??
Ok so cosmo and cleo change their minds on the issue of size when they want to sell more copies, the rumours are up and down, but now its time to put the debate to bed. Does penis size really matter? Of course it does! I don't care how much knowledge you have in your head, if you don't have the tools to use it, you aren't going too far now are you? So lets kick off a discussion about penis size, what is best and what is not so hot and what can guys do to make it better!

Choices
School is stressing me out so bad right now. I'm considering saying fuck it, drop biology, and take the 'W' grade...which I wont be taking off my transcripts. Before I make that choice, I'll take the 3rd test and if I cant bring my grade up by that time and the college I want to tranfer too... if that 'W' grade wont matter... than I think I'll save myself and my GPA and walk.

Another Truly Shitty Day
So i went in for my last round of injections. The previous two were horrible and they docs were giving me the wrong kind so today was the right kind. I go in there and they are talking a bunch of stuff about sedating me and i didnt wann go there, been there done that. After everything is ll done the doc starts talking about my neck. WEll he showed me on my mri's the extent of the damamge (first doctor to do so even when ive asked many times)my neck is littered with bone spurs rather nasty herniated disc and a narrow spinal cavity.... meaning the steroid has a decent chance of not helping me. Which means surgery. What makes this way worse is the fact 3 doctors have now said i can no longer wreslte in any capacity. Not even coach. Wrestling was the only thing that i was ever really good at and its gone completely gone. theirs such an empty void inside of me now bnecause of that. So now i cant ven find a job at all because i cant take stress on my neck/spine area. Which means im goign

Dangrous Thinking
I think to much when I'm bored..... So yeah, I was thinking why is it that people are so against gay people. I'm bisexual so I don't get that much grief, but seriously Love is Love. We cant help who we fall in love with. Love just happens, you know. So why be hatefull to the people who are naturally who they are?

The Blood That Is Always On The Tip Of My Tongue
Step inside my glory gore You can’t have a taste but you can gorge Bites are for the weak, chew out a hole Are you a gamer or warrior? Can you stride while you crawl? Want to see a magic trick? Now you see the blade now you don’t You were all closed up and now you’re open Held back Backed up But now flowing Let my idle hands spin a story Once upon a skin there was some blood, and here it is Dripping off your chin and collecting in your cleavage Pull back and slap the gash incite an enhancement of the seepage Turn the gear for 3 more creases Bend the air, tightened pores and popped flesh Strike the hot iron with a hammer of appeasement Design with me a branding crest Mark me with your dental impressions Mark me as your pet

What A Day Today...
OK some of you know (now all of you do) that I work as a Federal Skip-Tracer as my full-time job... What a day I had today! Friend of mine asked me to find someone for her, and not only did I find this guy but he works for an aerospace firm... He turns around and puts $20,000 on a credit card as a down payment for his defaulted student loans like we throw a couple of bucks at McDonald's. Must be nice... I'm in the WAYYYY wrong line of work I swear to gods.

If Ya Know Me
Please Please Please add these 2 and help them out, If ever in yer life ya wanted great friends trust me these two are it........They have been there throu thick and thin for me and I know they would do it for any of thier friends.... redman420_9869@yahoo.com & SugaMama(Alysa Nunnya...:P) This is all I ask of my friends plz plz plz help them out!!!!!!!!!!

No No No No No
I may not be on a lot soon. I'm having some major financial issues, which would all be solved if I just had a fuckin' job, but no one in this damn town seems to give a damn about hiring people. Even though I have NEVER had a hard time getting a job, ever, I have great credentials...but lately...who fuckin' knows? All I know is I'm having issues, and no one's going to just give me money, so I have to do something...and very very soon. After all, I have bills and rent to take care of...ugh... Too much stress, between money, and the semester almost being over...I don't know what I'm going to do with myself...*sigh* I need help...:(

I Shall
I shall not know of what I shall become, or for what I shall be, and for that I am lost, and will always be. Lost in the wind with thee, The one, That should be fighting with me, the one with the key... "Oh-Shit" its me, and for that I am selfish, and will always be...

Love
Love is when two people touch each other's soul. Love is honesty and trust. Love is helping one another. Love is mutual respect. Love means that differences can be worked out. Love is reaching your dreams together. Love is the connection of two hearts, yours and mine.

Thanks!!!
i just wanted to tell everyone that i do appriciate all the rates and comments i have gotten on my page im pretty new here so its nice to meet new people i just wanted to thank everyone again and i hope i will meet new people as the days go by i hope everyone has a good night!! thanks for everything jennifer

Wtf
what is wrong with the world today? Parents are not paying enuf attention to what their kids are doing. Our President thinks that it is more important to feed the people across the sea than it is to feed our homeless and needy in this country. People have lost faith in humanity. The world has gon to hell in a handbasket for reals!!!!

Almost Made Love Every Night.....
70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, "So, tell me, how was it?" "Oh, it was beautiful," says the man. "The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we..." His friend interrupts him. "A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?" "Oh," says the man, "we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday

Cherrytap Toolbar Update
i just added some links to photo hosting site to the tool bar. u can store photos do slide shoew and stuff on most of the sites i added http://cherrytap.ourtoolbar.com/ toolbar powered by Conduit

March 29,2007
Well we had some bad ass storms here last night! My son was going crazy he was so scared! But THANK GOD we didn't get any tornadoes! We got to close tho! Some of the towns around here was not that lucky! Well other than that today was a great day! My husband will be off in the morning and he will be up my butt for 3 days!(woohoo) So we will be doing some yard work! Spring time is my favorite time of the year! And I am still doing work on my page so come by and see it! I hope everyone has a great weekend! Love Kim

Great Times!
Im discovering a lot of very very cool people who are right here under my nose the whole time! And to think we could have been having fun like this for ages! who knew they were right in my backyard????

You Are My Friend
YOU ARE MY FRIEND I CAN'T DENY I KNOW YOU'LL NEVER ASK ME WHY FOR ANYTIME I NEED YOU THERE, YOU'RE ALWAYS NEAR YOUR LIFE TO SHARE WE'VE TALKED ABOUT OUR DEEPEST FEARS AND THINGS THAT HAPPEN THROUGH THE YEARS WE'LL JOKE AND BANTER CHEERFULLY AND SHARE OUR LIVES IN TOTAL GLEE I TELL YOU NOW MY DEAREST FRIEND I HOPE OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL NEVER END

Dominos
Fuck you Your dominion Your convicted opinions Castigate the religion thinking god will affirm the contradictions Twenty first century mercantilism thrashing benign activism You have to be close before you can have divisions Canyons are born as schisms Contentions lose their excitement when they pretend to have a reason Can’t believe the words of peace when the body language is so aggressive You scream equal opportunity but you’re polarized and possessive A gruesome crucifixion on top of Mount Putrefaction Biblicize the daft actions; there is no more backdoor detraction Patiently waiting for resurrection Cliff notes will hold onto the assertion The sweet lie of the best confounded intentions Dehydrating without pockets of water retention How bad can the truth be, when forceful assimilation is the smoke screen? Can you fathom what’s hiding beneath? Or are you too comfy under the fleece?

The Secret
The secret Hiding your secrets on the phone Telling half truths in monotone Meeting at work or someplace were there a lone Getting made when I ask with a deadly tone Hide the IM’s as I walk by ,as you talk to the other guy Verbal love notes on the phone when I Am at work And you were home all a lone The giggles and laughter’s when your with him tearing me apart Deep with in . Scott Baker

[tech] Ibm Social Network
Source cNet { http://news.com.com/IBMs+Many+Eyes+project+seeks+stats+freaks/2100-1008_3-6171756.html?tag=nefd.top } AMBRIDGE, Mass.--Many Eyes, the data-sharing site from the Visual Communication Lab at IBM, is getting more social. The Many Eyes Web site, in public alpha since January, enables people to upload data sets from common delineated files, such as an Excel file, then go through a few clicks to make it visual and available to all. Images: Many Eyes for 'seeing' data There are 15 different types of data charts, called visualizations, that can further be manipulated by viewers to search and parse for different views and more specific data subsets. Users can upload their own data set, and also choose others' data sets to visualize. The idea behind the site is that people who have a common interest in certain types of data can come together on the Internet as they do with music, movies and video. The group hopes that it will be a place for researchers to make contact,

[tech] Moo Cards
Source cNet { http://news.com.com/Web+2.0+business+cards+sport+photos%2C+avatars/210-41025_3-6171860.html?tag=nefd.top } NEW YORK--If you ever wondered, the physical measurements of Web 2.0 are 28 by 70 millimeters. It happens that those are the measurements of Moo cards, a new take on the centuries-old business card that's becoming the "secret handshake" of the Web 2.0 set. Moo cards At the Virtual Worlds 2007 conference here, and at other recent geek-heavy events like South by Southwest, the Game Developers Conference and the Technology, Entertainment and Design (TED) conference, as well as for months in blogger-heavy circles, people have been busy handing out Moo cards. The smoothly laminated cards are a fraction of the conventional 86- by 54-millimeter business cards and have contact information on the front and personal, customizable photographs on the back. Plus, because of their small size, there are 52 Moo cards per sheet of paper, rather than 22 per sheet for trad

Worlds's Strongest Dad....please Respost...beautiful Video
Honestly with some of the crap that gets reposted on here at least take the time to watch and repost this. It's so worth your 10 cherry buckS. World's Strongest Dad

Thy Life In A Though..
Thy life in a though.. Thy life in a though.. I think when I should feel . I feel when I should listen . I stumble before I walk . I lust before I loved. I flew before I touched the ground . I hope I live before I die . For I am a human male . That makes mistakes before I learn to prosper And with honor and respect may I grow and season well with age.... By Scott baker

Kinky Playroom Now Open
WELCOME TO MY NEW LOUNGE KINKY PLAY ROOM COME AND CHECK OUT MY LOUNGE WITH TOP 40 MUSIC EVERYONE IS WELCOME... http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=6418 I HOPE TO SEE SOME FRIENDLY FACES MUAH SWEEET DESTINY

[tech] Patent Law Rift
Source cNet { http://news.com.com/Tech+companies%2C+investors+clash+over+patent+law/2100-1028_3-6171866.html?tag=nefd.top } WASHINGTON--A rift has arisen among larger technology companies and smaller venture capital firms over whether dramatic changes to U.S. patent law are necessary. The differences in opinion played out during a Thursday hearing here in the U.S. House of Representatives Small Business Committee, which doesn't have the power to write patent laws but aimed to explore the small-business implications of Congress' ongoing push for sweeping changes in the area. Large technology players such as Oracle, Microsoft and eBay have lamented what some call a "broken" U.S. patent system prone to the rise of so-called "trolls" who sit on broad or obvious patents to extort exorbitant settlements from deep-pocketed companies like theirs. But the legal changes those companies advocate have garnered mixed reviews from some smaller start-ups, particularly venture capital firms.

My Love
I STILL LOVE YOU BUT THERE AN EMPTINESS IN MY HEART WITHOUT YOU HERE EVERYTHING I FEAR I WANT TO DIE I HATE WANTING TO CRY BUT ITS THERE LIKE A SCAR ON MY HEART THE PAIN OF US BEING APART I CAN NO LONGER BEAR YOU NOT BEING HEAR BUT I'LL SIT AND SUFFER IN MY WORLD OF HURT AND PAIN IN HOPES YOU'LL COME BACK SOMEDAY BUT I KNOW I'M NOBODY YOU ARE SOMEBODY BUT STILL LOVE YOU I'M JUST A SUCKEN WITH NO CLUE MY LOVE I LOVE YOU

[tech] Ibm Developing How-to Wiki
Source cNET { http://news.com.com/IBM+developing+wiki+how-to+tool/210-1046_3-6171905.html?tag=nefd.top } SAN DIEGO--IBM's Almaden Research Lab is developing a Wikipedia-like tool for how-to knowledge that would help people automate repetitive tasks performed on the Web, such as filling out forms or paying bills. Tessa Lau, a developer at the San Jose, Calif.-based lab, demonstrated the technology called Koala at ETech, a four-day conference on emerging technology running here this week. IBM's been developing Koala, a Firefox Web browser plug-in, over the last year. The lab has yet to release it widely to the public. "We looked at the boring stuff we have to do on the Web, like checking the Comcast bill every month, and then paying it," Lau said. Koala "allows you to script really mundane tasks (like that) on the Web and share your script with others. It lets you share knowledge about how to do stuff in the world." Here's how it works: the Koala plug-in shows up in the left-

Southern Belle And Male Contest
I am wayyyyyyy behind and need votes...Please all my Cherry friends, go to my link and comment bomb and rate me. I need you!!!! Please repost in bulletins or blogs to get my name out. Thank you all! Ooops! Here's the link:

My Feelings For Him
My mind is wondering My heart beats My feelings are mixed But most of all my soul knows something I have been searching and looking for someone to be my friend that I can open up too There he was on the other side on my page Wondering and wondering is he the friend for me as days go by I have found the most sweet kind friend that any one can have as our friendship grows more and more as each passing day I start to feel something special for him even though he is taken my feelings still grow he is my friend my best friend The moments that we share just for a short time is all we need until something started to grow I saw his face in a picture now my mind wonders and my heart pounds to hear his voice just the thought makes me smile I can't stop thinking and wondering what we might do What a very good friend that i have who will know me inside and out and maybe even more but who will know except the man up stairs then soon enough i heard his voice I didn't

Hurt
As I look into your eyes with hurt. With tears flowing down my sweet face. As my body trembles with fear. My heart aches, my soul cries. I begin to fall on my knees and wonder why me, why me. As my voice shakes, my mind wonders. I have loved you so! My heart is damaged, my mind is unsure You try to hold me, but all I can do is cry. As I turn my back on you, you fall to the ground saying please not me, not me. I have love you so! As I walk away my heart thumps even harder for your love. But I can't make myself go back to you. You have shattered everything that I have given you. All I can think of is why me, why me. And that I have loved you so! The more I think the more I cry. My life is over cause all the pain that I have inside You get up off your knees and you run towards me saying I love you, I love you. But all I hear is the wind blowing all around me. Then you stop and wonder please not me. not me. I have loved you s

Me
I realy dont no what to say im not realy a person that tells her problems or opens up that much i keep things to my self its every one else that wonts to tell me there problems i guess, i do have a lot to say but people dont like it. So i tell it like it is..thats all i have to say for now have a good day !!!

Pop
Blistering precedes the christening Blood boils at the limits of automatic stimulation Serpent’s tongue spoons at the smell of sheep dressed as wolves Chest caving compression of the cloven hove Rock gently in the breeze on a hammock of half-truths Wind picks up steam, drops fog so thick it drowns the cracks in the streets I have a bird’s eye view; a bird is flying away with my eyes in its beak I’m on a roll… Or am I on a streak? Circular stream Turn off the high beams Flirt with flight at the edge of our seats There is an empty plow waiting for more then sleet Upside-down bike with wheels that beg for the street A greeting-card with no one to meet A sweet tooth screaming for pastry Tear up the scenery, split the horizon in two Ignore the mercy-plea, feed the shovel fuel Hook needle intravenous, the barb catches and will not be removed Saline solution spiked with the ashes of druids In blood the concoction is diluted The fiend for the burn alters the chemic

Love At First Sight
I WAS LONELY FOR SO LONG AND NEEDED FOR SOMEONE'S LOVE SEARCHING AND WONDERING FOR THE PREFECT MATE SAD AND DEPRESSED FOR THE LONGING OF LOVE AS I SEARCHED AND LOOKED BEYOND THE SKIES THERE HE WAS WITH THE MOST AMAZING VOICE I EVER HEARD MY BODY SHIVERED, MY MIND WENT TO EASE MY HEART JUST MELTED LIKE CHOCLATE HE SAYS THE UPMOST THINGS IN MY EAR MY FEELINGS GROW STRONGER AND MY HEART GROWS FOUNDER I JUST FELL IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT MY LOVE, HIS LOVE BONDED TOGETHER MY EYES, MY BODY, MY HEART BELONGS TO HIM AND I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT BELONGS TO HIM NEXT TO MINE TOGETHER AND FOREVER WE STAND IN BONDAGE THIS IS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT MY EYES, MY LIPS MEETS UP WITH HIS AS WE CLING OUR BODIES TOGETHER MAKING THE MOST WONDERFUL MOMENT EVER WE KNOW IN OUR HEARTS AND IN OUR SOUL THAT WE ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER EVERY PASSING DAY ARE SO AMAZING LIKE THAT I HAVE THE PERFECT MAN HIS GENTLENESS, HIS KINDNESS, HIS LOVING ARMS AROUND MY CA

Self Portairt
SELF PORTAIRT LIES LIES LIES... ALL U DO IS SPREAD LIES THE FILTH YOU SPREAD IS TOXIC IT KILLS ALL LOVE THAT SURROUNDS YOU YOU ARE HAPPY WHEN YOU HAVE HURT EVERYONE AROUND YOU THE UGLYNESS THAT IS YOU... IS SPREAD FROM YOUR INSIDE OUT. ONTO PEOPLE WHO TRY TO ENTER YOUR WORLD YOUR LIES SPREAD LIKE A FIRE THOUGH A FOREST EATING EVERYTHING ALIVE TAKING NO PRISONERS DEVORING EVERYTHING IN YOUR SITE THROWING A ROCK... THE MIRROR SHATTERS I FALL TO THE FLOOR WITH NOTHING BUT DISGUST FOR MYSELF!

Made For Each Other
You have found me I have found you We both need a shelter from all the pain I will carry you and you can carry me through thick and thin We are each other rock, friend, strength I'll hold you as long you hold me. My arms are reaching for you, as you reach for me Our two bodies are incomplete I am the one for you and you are for me We come together to become one flesh, one soul

Lust
You take my hand into your hand. As you lead me to the bedroom The bedroom was ever so beautiful with red roses, candles all around the room With soft music playing in the background As you lead me to the bed My body, my mind went totally to ease You turn around towards me Putting your wonderful hands gentely on my face Then we place our soft lips together. I slowly close my eyes and I place my hands of your chest. You put your hands on my shoulders to pull me closer to your body. As our bodies crest together. I can feel your heart beating, your breath on my neck. You feel so wonderful pressing against me. Then I take your hand in mine. We start to move softly across the room. I start to take off your clothes all so slowly. Then you start to take off mine. I lay you on the warm bed ever so gently. Then you grab me and you pull me onto you. I can feel the hotness that you have to share. We crest our two bodies to make one. We moan and groan so queitly in each

[world] Affrician Summit Ends
Source CNN { http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/03/29/zimbabwe.summit/index.html } DAR ES SALAAM, Tanzania (CNN) -- Southern African leaders Thursday emerged from a conference in Tanzania's capital allied with embattled Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe and calling for the lifting of all sanctions against his government. Mugabe maintains a tight grip on power as his country spirals into economic disaster. After the Southern Africa Development Community emergency summit, Mugabe described the meeting as "excellent." "We are one with our neighbors," he said. Mugabe has been condemned by the West and human rights groups for arrests and reported intimidation and beatings of his political opponents. His forces have been accused of severely beating opposition leaders Morgan Tsvangirai and Arthur Mutambara on March 11. The SADC meeting comes a day after Zimbabwean forces raided the Harare headquarters of the opposition, Movement for Democratic Change, the country's main oppo

Your Eyes!!!!
As I see your lonely desireable eyes across the way. As I make my way to your side. My precious love, my darling dear. I lift my soft hands up to your sorrow face, As your tears are streaming down your sadden face. I gently wipe those tears away, and kiss your sweet tender lips. I take you into my loving arms and just to hold you there. Then I start to crest your warmful body. My gentle hands, my warm lips, my loving body going all over your warmful body. As we bond together, I say the most wonderful amazing things to you. As our minds and bodies go extremely crazy. We started to break out into a passionate sweat, as our bodies cling against one another. Our hearts, our souls combines into one flesh. We float like clouds as they soar the heavenly skies. As we start to depart from one another. We stop and stare into those sparkling eyes of each other knowing that we have one another for enternally. I started to grin with the prettest smil

Wanting Him!!!!!!!
I long for the touch of love The cresting of two bodies clinging together The warm lips, the gentle touch The full fillness of happyness The bondage that I need Lonelyness has filled this room the day that I dream I will meet the one for me To feel his touch over my body His breath down my neck Oh how he turns me on Wanting him so badly by the minute As he nibbles on my ear blowing on my neck Feelings my breast His gentle lips His wet tongue The heat off of his body It turns me on even more The sweat of our bodies As he enters into me Slowly and gently inch by inch I arched my back as he pulls my hips closer to him Oh how he feels so good I leave out a moan ever so loud My heart thumbs harder My breath gets heavier Oh how wonderful this moment is I put my hands on his chest and I just grasp Wanting him even more Now as the moment gets hotter As our bodies come together The sweat from our bodies feel so great The smell of his cologne Is turning me

Ok So I Was Thinking
I KNOW WATCH OUT LOL ANYWAY SO I THINK I CAN MAKE THE DAILY CONTEST BETTER I WILL GO EVERYDAY AND FIND AT LEAST 5 CHERRIES OFF OF CHERRY TAP AND POST THEM AND NOTIFY THEM THAT THEY ARE PICKED AND THEY WILL BE THE ONES PEOPLE COME AND VOTE FOR SO WE CAN SEE JUST WHO IS LOVED ON HERE THEY CAN PROMOTE THEMSELVES IF THEY CHOOSE AND THERE WILL BE DIFFERENT PRICES GIVEN SO THE NEXT ONE WILL BE THIS SO KEEP A WATCH OUT AND SEE IF YOU ARE PICKED LOVE YA LICKS AND KISSES

[world] Update On Captured Uk Sailors
Source CNN ( http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/03/29/iran.uk.sailors/index.html ) TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) -- Iran released Thursday what it says is a second letter from captured British sailor Faye Turney in which she criticizes British policy in Iraq. "Isn't it time for us to start withdrawing our forces from Iraq and let them determine their own future?" said the letter, addressed to the British Parliament and released to media organizations by the Iranian embassy in London, England. It was the second letter in two days said to be from Turney, 26, who has also been shown on Iranian television. The first asked her parents to look after her husband and young daughter. (Watch Turney say what happened when she was captured Video) Also Thursday, the U.N. Security Council appealed for the early release of the detainees, and Iranian state television broadcast five seconds of footage that it said was of the operation that seized the 15 British sailors and marines in Iranian territor

Damn Haterz
ok now i got someone turning in tattoo pics as NSFW so i guess imma just mark all my pics as NSFW to fix this problems so they cant continue to bitch and turn me in..... Im about fed up with idiots being so offended on here about such things as a tattoo on a persons back that is just ridiculous!!

The Ex
How is that someone can leads several different lives? Is it right for someone to be in the arms of one person, then in the arms of another person shortly after telling them that they just want to be friends but does it on a weekly basis? I'm not judging anyone or saying that I haven't had my faults. I've came to the realization that I want one partner to share my life with. Who that may be, God will reveal to me in due time. My number 1 relationship is becoming closer to God, however my flesh pulls me in the wrong direction. That is a battle that God will help me through.

My Candidate For President In 2007
MY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008 Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree. For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems. PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment.... MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!! Very eloquently put...........don't you think? Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is musc

Dream Lover
I wakes every morning with a smile on her face. I felt his love in her sleep. Dreamed of his embrace. Although I never met his body. His heart I do feel. Has never felt so real. There is no explanation for it. I has yet found. But OMG the feeling I gets when he is around. Although it may end tomorrow. The memory will not fade. For in my heart a life long friend. I feels that I has made. I hopes it last forever. I prays that they I meet. I dreams of the day my online love. sweeps me off me feet.

[tech] Xbox 360 Elite On Sale April 29
Source iTWire { http://www.itwire.com.au/content/view/10876/1092/ } Dubbed the Xbox 360 Elite, this will be a third SKU to run alongside the Core and Premium Xbox 360 configurations already on the market. The Elite will feature 120GB HDD, HDMI port and cable, component and composite cables plus and audio adapter for use with HDMI. One rumour confirmed as not being part of this bundle is the smaller (cooler) 65nm chipset, built in HD-DVD drive or IPTV support. April 29 is the North American launch of the Elite Xbox 360 with a striking matt black design, with matching black controller and optional black battery packs. For US$479.99 US and Canadian customers can pick up the Elite Xbox 360, for the rest of us, in other regions, we will have to wait for a further announcement. Microsoft will also offer the 120 HDD separately for existing Xbox 360 owners (oh Joy!) at a cost of US $179.99 (Yikes!)

[tech] Nokia N95
Source iTWire ( http://www.itwire.com.au/content/view/10709/127/ ) The N95 has been described as "probably the best equipped handheld device on the market anywhere," and according to one report a leading UK retailer is restricting buyers to one unit when the N95 goes on sale on 1 April. The N95 is a 3G WCDMA device with support HSDPA, WiFi and EDGE networks. It has built-in stereo speakers, a standard 3.5 mm audio connector, support for compatible microSD memory cards and 3D graphics. It runs Nokia's S60 software on Symbian OS. The GPS functionality works with the Nokia Maps application (www.smart2go.com) that includes maps for more than 150 countries. According to Nokia, these enable users to explore the world, find specific routes or locate services such as restaurants and hotels and cove more than 15 million points of interest. Users can also purchase additional features, such as city guides and voice guided navigation. Full technical specifications at www.nseries.com/n95.

Sweet Dreams
The last face I see before I sleep the one that has made me hers to keep We hold and kiss and make sweet love She is my angel from heaven above She gets my deepest held fantasy And she alone stirs the fire in me I burn for her all the night through No other soul can ever be true To my needs to make her complete To how she makes my dreams so sweet A longing filled each and every night Dreams we share make it alright In the morning it is her face I seek It is for her that my soul does speak By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Good Night And Sweet Dreams My Friends
Well it has been a really long day for me,but tonight Tristan has gone to spend the night with his mom,so this means for me a peaceful night of uninterepted sleep at last! YAY!!!!LOL...Hope you all have a splendid night as well.See you all tomorrow...Hugz! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com

More On The Trip
What the hell is wrong with me? When did I become such a weak minded and emotional mess? I have cried, I mean literally broken down with tears in my eyes and cried about 5 times in the past 2 days. When did I become this person? When did I become a person who can not deal with reality, can not handle what is going on around me, walks away to shed a tear rather than standing there and facing the issue? Why the hell do I have to be this way? I break down every time I go to the cemetary, I don't sob or anything but I tear up and have to leave the fenced in area. Do you know how hard it is for me to cry in front of someone? I do not fucking cry - Jessie does NOT cry, period! Then when Mawma tried to leave with us tonight when we left I cried when I got to the jeep. We were sitting there telling everyone that we had to go so I could get things together to wash the laundry and pack back up for morning when lapsed back into a different time I guess. She stood up all shakily and s

The Only Flag That Doesn't Fly
Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 feet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers. Ocean Ave. in Lompoc , CA ! .. Aerial photo courtesy of Bill Morson Soldiers' Prayer? ? For our soldiers.... Please don't break it When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen. There is nothing attached.... Just send this to all t

I Need, I Want
I want you to hold me Like you mean to I want you to kiss me Like you have to I want you to love me Like it is in your heart to love me I need you to like me Like you mean to I need you to laugh at me Like you have to I need you to love me Like it is in your heart to love me I want you to ask me to marry you Because it’s what your soul wants you to do I want you to keep me forever Because it’s what your heart wants you to do I want you to love me Like it is in your heart to love me I need you to love me for always Because we deserve it I need you to want me As much as I need you Because it’s what our hearts want From each other

Yay
ok so i play one game mainly unless its old nes games.. but new games its just guitar hero!!! I LOVE IT!! but anyways i FINALLY got a five star on free bird OMG THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS HARD!!! but i got it on the med level!! yay me... anyways just felt like tooting my own horn!

Cyber Romance
Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you."

Amerika
you have read my posting and heard my opinions. i`m a vet and dearly love my country. i will support members of the armed services wherever they are and what their mission is, my problem lies in them having to fight a war for WMD that didn`t exist.for the sole purpose of toppling a dictator that we gave billions of dollars to when he was our "friend and ally' when he was at war against iran. iran who used to be our ally when their government was run by the shah in a cia supported puppet regime. there is an old saying if you want the truth, follow the money.in this case money comes from OIL. over 3,000 dead american soldiers not to mention the over 20,000 with permanent injuriesfor OIL.i raq was a threat to no one but iraq, remember the no fly zones that covered 60% of the country ? we had the iraqi government contained.no ties from 911 to iraq,OIL, straight up OIL. not to mention more than a few billion dollars that have fallen into the coffers of halliburton since the iraqi invasion.

Moonlights Lust
Moonlights lust Twisted in the twilights uneasy haze Time grows short with each passing day I feel the dark creeping my way With the moonlight starting my days A touch of silver and a red rose As the anger starts to glow With long talons and teeth to grow I feel the blood lust consume all I know A wolf by night I run in a pack Just to bite and bring you back To feed is not my only need I look for a mate to fulfill my needs Scott Baker

Help!!!!!
ok so heres the problem .......i started to see this guy and i have no i dea what i got myself into i have known him for 10 years and well seeings how i was engaged last year at this time and really have only dated one guy since the break i dont know if im ready to move on ...i mean the man i was engaged to was my high school crush and ya i was ready to spend my life with him and take on his two children as my own ...and the guy im with know is stuburn and childish kinda,i just dont now what to do im in a rut but i do like him its just that he is nothing compaired to what i usually date .im use to prep rich snobs not someone who actually works for there money and who enjoys gettin dirty and all that guy stuff ...i dunno maybe i should just chill and lets see were it goes ....but on a side note im one of those girls who are always like well what if this one or that one is better,its as if im never satisfied but yet with the man i was going to marry it was just me and him no one else ,an

Cheating
CHEATING HURTS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! Body: Girl: is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her hous

Wow
well i am hoping that here real soon i wil have something that i relay want and i hope i can keep it to i pray to god that one of these days i will be able to have it and enjoy it and take it real slow and careful

Laying On Its Frame Come Look!!!!!
Well i got the pictures up of my trucks front end laying on it's front crossmember or "layin frame" no baggs yet cause we broke a strut and had to order a new one today but hopefully by Monday or so!!! Go take a look the front bumper is sitting just 3 inches off the ground and we had to flatten the factory tires to get it that low ... so i am still woundering how the guys are going to fit the 20's under there. well go take a look at the pics they are in my Baby's folder LOL!!!

I Died, Once
MY EYES CLOSED TO OPEN TO THE WORLD OF IMMORTALITY MY LIPS SEALED TO SING TO THE HEAVEN SAND STAR I DIED, ONCE I TASTED SWEET BLISS, GENTLE SOLACE WRAPPED IN THE ARMS OF HERMES AS HELED METO THE MURKY RIVER I DIED , ONCE I WATCHED MY MOTHER CRY, MY FATHER WEEP AS I , MYSELF, COULD SHED NO TEAR I DIED,, ONCE SHOULD MY HEART CEASE BEATING ONCE AGAIN SHOULD MY BLOOD STOP FLOWING SHOULD MY EYES CLOSE ONCE MORE, MY LIPS SEAL I SHAN'T BE AFRAID I DEID , ONCE HADES IS NO STRANGER TO ME

12 Amazing Ppl :)
12 great friends!!! if u havent had the pleasure of meeting these awesome people yet dont waste another second these are some of my good friends on here who totally rock go and see for urself u wont be disappointed :) they have been just too good to me last few weeks and i appreciate it heaps & i know they always have my back as i have there's {plz repost it for me **hugs** thx} *ANGEL~BABY*®™ ((♥I PROMISE♥)) PLZ RATE MY PROFILE ;)~@ CherryTAP SiN DeReLla™ * Lestats Dark Covenant Family@ CherryTAP johnnydevil@ CherryTAP ♥ AMNESIA ♥ ™ RATE/FAN PROFILE PLZ! ♥ ~ORLY WIFEY~ ♥@ CherryTAP Orly? The Official CherryTap Owl ~CHELLE Hubby FO SHO!@ CherryTAP THROATFAWK!@ CherryTAP I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-@ CherryTAP ≈♥ThePurestOfAngels♥≈@ CherryTAP Kimmy@ CherryTAP

Yuck
you know when you thinkit is goigntobe a good day you wake up and the sunis out and nto even a hour later it is raining and over cast god i wish i was some were else then kansas fuking weather blah it sucks and god one of these day i will be able to see some fine exotic island

The Contest
OK guys I know this is the first night of the contest but you men need to start commenting your pictures so far tea pot is out in front with 70 comments?? I wanted to have a bigger turn out so I could offer a even bigger "pimping gift at 3500 comments but so far your all lacking ...lol I know it can be frustrating but it only happens when you want to join a contest I have been in a few its madding but works out in the end at least you find out who realy wants to help you and who is just pucking around, you know what I mean ..ok so if the goal of 3500 comments are reached I will up the anti, any takers???

Hey All My New Friend Peeps!
Just wanted to drop a quick note. I've been away the past 24 hours so I just accepted more than 200 friend requests! Whoah! I don't really have time now (gotta get some shut eye) but tomorrow morning I will start working vigorously to come by and rate/fan you! I love you all bunches! My old friends too! lol ***kisses*** BeerQueen

Please Help Me Welcome A New Member
please help me welcome a new member. Hes a dear sweet important friend of mine. So, please help him feel welcomed to the site. Anyone that makes him feel unloved and unwelcomed will be smacked! LOL JK But seriously please help me welcome my friend to the site and show him what a loving family cherrytap is. Doglover@ CherryTAP

Pain
Is this real? Is it a dream? Within my dark prison I scream Crying out in the night,from my cage no response do I hear to my cries the pain deep within cuts my soul like razor blades slashing apart my heart ripped open and bleeding lies in pieces scattered on the floor my mind is a turbulent sea of insanity I rage in the night seeking calm the peace that won't be found here peace never to be found again, mind is lost. I rise, not phoenix from the ashes, oh no. more a beaten, bloody mess lurching onward trying to find the overgrown path back to my sanity, back to reality.

For You
You don’t know me Call me a bitch But I ain’t yours I was never yours You didn’t stake a claim I was already claimed You lost out a lil to late Callin me out You ain’t nobody To anybody I holla’d at you My first error It’s all good For what pussy you ain’t getting I’m givin to another Go cry your tears Wish on a star I ain’t neva gonna be where you are You’re a loser I knew that from day two I put your ass on notice before you could say hi Walk your scrawny lil ass on Don’t hate what you can’t have Don’t hate the game you couldn’t hang in Love me for paying any attention to you That’s your luck You’re just a fuckin punk Deal with the deal It is what it is Write the words down Scream’em in a mic Rewind, press play You ain’t gonna ever get your air time!

For All Manly Men
Brute manliness is the new ideal in the Christian men's movement. The Promise Keeper's new slogan: "It's not about learning how to be a nicer guy. It's about becoming the powerful man God designed you to be." New ministry, GodMen drew 200 members to it's inaugural conference with the declaration, "We don't force men, Christian or otherwise, to wear "spiritual bras." Found among the many books aimed at the emerging movement: "We don't need a meeting of really nice guys; we need a gathering of Really Dangerous Men... If you are going to live in God's kingdom, Jesus says, it's going to take every ounce of passion and forcefulness you've got."-Wild At Heart:Discovering the Secret of a Man's Soul "In order to become God's gift to women, we must first become acquainted with a vision of true God-designed masculinity...a version of strength and confidence that makes mere muscle and a cocky mouth seem like a plastic Tonka toy next to a monster Chevy truck."-God's Gift to Women: Discove

Without You
WithOut You Without you, by myside all i wanna do is run away and hide without your arms around me tight im nothin but an empty shell inside. A empty soul without you where do i go from here i need you in my life to go on your everything i know and love. My lifes been about you for so many years with out you it would filled with tears how could i go on if my love has gone. Please come back to me find your way home remember the ones who love you are waiting and praying for you. Melissa Yarber Copyright ©2007 Melissa Earlean Yarber

The Meeting....part 2
She had to remind herself that she had family obligations at the end of the summer. She had to return to her home, family, job, and school. She did not want to think of that yet. It was still early in her visit. As she returned to their conversation, the more she learned about this stranger with the blue eyes, the more he piqued her interests. She studied him as they talked. His voice was soothing with just a slight southern accent, probably undetectable to most ears. She loved the human voice and always really listened to its nuances. She loved the way he made her laugh. His blue eyes shining as he laughed at her jokes. His smile was showed a tenderness that she did not expect from this cowboy. Yes, he was all cowboy, this man that sat beside her. She could feel the heat rising from somewhere deep within the recesses of her being. It was almost unrecognizable at first because she had not had these stirrings for many years. They continued to talk, exchanging their playful banter

Pagenism V. Christianity In School
I go to a school which recently allowed that the pledge of allegience be spoken every morning. However we have the choice if we would like to stand up, place our hand over our heart and say "under GOD". It so happens that I do stand up but choose not to place my hand over my heart or say under God. Today would have been fine if our substitute had not called me and a few others out. She called out three other ladies and two gentleman out for not standing up or showing any respect to the almighty god or our country. Then she called me out for not placing my hand over my heart or saying under god. I simply explained to her that I am a follower of pagenism, which worships Mother Earth and quoted "when your bible is tossed into the outside world, the rain washes your words away and the wind scatters your blank pages awry; but my bible is the wind and rain" This highly upset her. Enough to pull out a small bible and read quotes to me, some I was familiar with [from being drug to chruch every

Kids
I am posting this blog about family. I come from a family that sticks together through thick and thin. I raised my son and daughters the same way. But it sure is funny when they think they are grown they seem to forget about family.. They become so self centered and only care about their feelings and what they can get out of other people or how much they can hurt someone. Just recently I had to kick my son out of the house. Due to things he was doing that he knows as a military person he shouldn't be doing. Now he is going around saying ugly ugly things about me to people on here and myspace. How can a son do this to a mother that raised him by herself and gave up her happiness and things she wanted to do and have to make sure that he and his sister had what they wanted in life. My kids never went without I always got them what they wanted. I have recently got my son out of trouble with the military where he got demoted in rank cause of failure to report. He had 3 warrent

Never Thought
Never Thought Never thought i would feel like this, never thought i could love a man like this.. (But) In the middle of the night i can still feel your lips on mine, In the middle of the night i see your eyes shineing, I can feel your arms around me holding me tight oh its never felt so right in the middle of the night.. Its been a year now since we said our goodbyes but the i love you's ring forever in my mind, I still remember the time we first made love, I feel your body against me its never felt so right its all so crystal clear.. (But) In the middle of the night i can still feel your lips on mine, In the middle of the night i see your eyes shineing, I can feel your arms around me holding me tight oh its never felt so right in the middle of the night.. Though we've drifted apart forever the memmories remain in my heart.. (Because) In the middle of the night i can still feel your lips on mine, In the middle of the night i see your eyes shineing

Oh No
oh no bitches dun fucked again but they done fucked wit the wrong man bout to get them bitches off me as fast i can lying, scandalin, but i'm handlin everything they shootin this way come back at them bitches leave em in disarray handle what ever comes my way but oh no they tried that shit again but i been through it was i can handle again fuck ya shit, and ya games i'm puttin that shit out like a fireman puttin out the flames of the bridges your burnin between me and you think you can get me back bitch fuck you i'll hold my sack and bitch smack you

In My Heart
these are a few things i hold dear to me and a few things i'll never let get... in my heart first one love to my mom n pops with out ya'll ya know my heart stops number 2 let me tell you bout my dudes they my homie's been down since start so ya know my boys be in my heart now we move on to number 3 ya'll know it's that money get it on level, gettin it straight ya know i'm gettin them papes makin the bitches catch them vapes number 4 i ain't got no love for whores but i got love for the women in my life that have been by side always done right number 5 that's my ride ya know the red coupe rollin down your road makin scoupe up on all them chicks that you wish you rolled wit that's what i'm keepin in my heart now for the stupid shit to start number one fake ass bitches that tryin to stunt fuck the thugs that wanna be everything i am, bitch step to me number 2 the bitches that run through take

Consultants...
It may just be me, but I see a trend in computer consultants not really knowing what they're doing. Someone needs to REALLY know what they're doing before jumping into this field. Being able to make a "hello world" web page just isn't enough. This isn't web design, or system administration. It's a shame seeing so many people who just think they can be a system admin because they setup their home router. People, please be up front with your skill sets and what you know and do not. You WILL end up over your head if you do not, and it WILL be discovered. Thanks.

Haters Go To Hell!!!!!
To all you pussies out there who think its funny to rate the pictures of a Marine anything less than a 1, I only have one thing to say. Grow some fucking balls and let me at least have the courtesy of knowing who you are. You obviously didn't have the nuts to join yourself so I'll tell you what. GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!

Be Sure He Knows
Be Sure He Knows whispering winds in the dark of night, drown out the sound of the little girls cry, missing the one who to her ment so much, knowing she'll never again feel daddys touch. kneeling down for her nightly prayers, she asks our dear lord if her daddy is there, if he is could you make sure he knows just how much i miss and love him so incase i didnt tell him latly, i want to be sure he knows how much he ment to me and though now hes with you lord, i love my daddy and im proud of him could you please just be sure he knows. © Mellisa Yarber

Together Forever
Together Forever Hold my hand,Its ok don't be scared When things get rough know i'll always be there. Close your eyes and take my hand You'll never be alone again, baby don't cry its gonna be ok, Soon you'll be home and there to stay, Free of pain no more worries, and in the end you'll have the dreams you've always wanted when the time comes we will meet again as your waiting there on heavens end, you'll take my hand and guide me through loving and protecting me like you always do, If you can't hang on baby its ok just know we'll be together forever and a day. © Mellisa Yarber

The Perfect Man
The Perfect Man The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love for you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way Oh, scr*w this stupid poem The perfect man is gay.

This Is A Good Read Please Read To The End
The marine & the tampon Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! Don't worry, it's a good story - and worth reading - it's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq .. My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I wa s really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, "What'd we get this time?" My son said they had the most fun with Marine X's

The Blink
I’m remembering myself I closed my eyes to see who I am I’m nothing like you In a blink I saw me 20 yrs from now I saw you I closed my eyes tight I shook that thought out I am who I am No different from day one We’ve always been miles apart You don’t know me You never had the chance The door closed on my way out You turned cold Lost in your pitty Weak with sadness I won’t be you I stopped it before I could crumble My happy is in me I decide who will see it I’m sorry you will miss out Close your eyes Picture it different Keep them closed Hold the moment Reality is It’s all gone in the blink of the eye

Not Moving
everything fell through. Mom may be staying in town but will be moving to her own place. Everthing is getting rearanged. My broter may not be able to have her living there. So thing will have to be figured out. Until then she is here... but i am still technically living alone...i think

Forever
Forever Forever? yeah it seems to be a long time but forever you'll hold this heart of mine no matter how far or near this love wont fade with the years.. One day i know we'll be face to face and baby i'll know just what to say...I'll hold you in my arms and never let you go and never fail to show just how much i love you so.. Forever isnt a long time..no one has forever but i wanna make the most of this life together..i wanna hold you in my arms whispering over and over just how strong my love is for you and that we may not have forever but I will love you forever because no matter how far or near this love wont fade with the years.. © Mellisa Yarber

Living With Depression Part 2...
*sigh* It's amazing just how dabilitating depression can be for an individual. When I was in high school I was diagnosed with mild depression (which I neglected to mention last time) and it caused me some issues (mostly personal and grades) during my senior year. Well fast forward 12 years later (geez.. 12 years) It has become an issue for me again, as I mentioned in my last post. Well, unfortunately there were a series of problems (mostly family related) that hit me at the same time as this bout set in on me. Basically everything, the stress, anxiety and hurt were mulplied a thousand fold. It's happened to me before, but not quite as bad this time around. It was just a really random set of circumstances that all happened at once. It was just random coincidence that they all happened at that time. Unfortunately it left me with random bouts of crying, a serious lack of sleep and I have been physically ill. I am getting better not really depressed anymore, but the first fe

Hillbilly Love Poem
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE

I Watched A Sunset
I sat and watched the sunset My happiness wept You walked away Nothing new to me You picked him It’s your life What you live for The love of a man You lost yourself so long ago It’s just alright My tears will dry I won’t cry My smile will fill again But I’ll never be your daughter again Your back is so far off I see you so close It’s a feeling I had before My life will be fine Don’t you mind You raised me to who I am Strong and in need of no man I walk alone No father or mother to call my own I have me for me now Who knew pain would resolve You can’t have my pride You can’t have my hate You don’t deserve my smiles You turned your back I turned mine too We were one Now we walk as two

A Rush Of Blood And A Little Bit Of Pain
Every bad day gets worse as it continues it seems. No one answering my phone calls, texts, or ims. And I never felt more alone than I do right now. Typing empty words on an empty screen. And everything feels so cheap and meaningless. Overworked, underpaid. Desperate and lonely.

Damn Ima Freak Lol
, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > The Sexologist You scored 64 desirability, 70 skill, and 82 open-mindedness! You're a freaking expert your soo good. I mean can you give me some pointers? My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 99% on desirabilityYou scored higher than 99% on skill

What Is Demonic Artistic Group
I was using a women who I love to death to get creative input from, now she is gone I do not have anything I can use, this has driven me to create a group that hopefully will help my indever.. Now I dont want a bunch of crap or drama, I would love to learn, view and hear from creative people on the subject of Gothic images from all points. The Demonic Artistic Group is as simple as a group of friends who share an equal liking to the basic subjects of Gothic and Demonic images, this dont mean we will get together and start sacrificial offerings or anything, its just a friendly place to share ideas, thoughts, comments, stories and most importantly images of related topics.. I invite you to join, the only requirement's you need is to be open minded and to keep your judgmental comments at the door, I dont want to see people putting people down just because of there taste, its there given right. If you would like to join us, just let me know so

It's My Last Breath
The last breath I’ll ever take It’s all mine I made it here All on my own You had no hand in who I am I rose above I lost my hate I never loved you I inhale It’s the last breath I’ll ever take I’ll keep it for me My last selfish deed I stand on my own I don’t need you, anyone No one will be waiting I blow it out This is the last breath I’ll ever take I say good-bye I’m not coming back You stay there Keep your tears for yourself You have none for me I’m so much stronger than you ever were I followed through There goes the last breath I’ll ever take

Rasputina
Its a pretty cool gothic type band. I really like them. I love they play the cello's in this band and they dress in 1800's type outfits. If you wanna learn about them. www.rasputina.com is there offical site. I got some of there music videos in my stash if you care to listen. I think they are gonna do a few concerts this year.

I'll Never Forget
I’ll never forget I pushed all of it so deep into my memory Throughout time I stashed it away in my mind I spent my life waiting for you I lied to myself when I said I was happy The words weren’t enough The tears drowned me out The yells fell on deaf ears The screams were never yours Every last memory Stashed till the end of time

April 1st April Fool's Office Pranks (8)
LOL... I pulled these off of Monster.com's Networking Boards....: 8. Any computer that runs any version of Windows can do this prank: A version of the "Mickey Mouse Club" theme is available with the lyrics "Monday Sucks". I put this floppy into every computer and at 10:00am, just like clockwork, all the computers (at full volume) are singing this "revised" version with Mickey himself giving the user the finger! It's LOL every week because no one knows how to disable it!

Bad Girl
i knew i had upset him.. earlier.. i had not done as ordered.. when i heard his truck pull into the drive way, i rushed to the door .. quickly dropping to my knees. and lowering my head.. my heart was pounding so hard in my chest.. i feared it would explode... i heard his steps on the walkway.. and my body began to tremble... why had i been so foolish... why didn't i just do what i was told... when would i learn to submit to him completely.. He walked in the door..and simply walks past me.. no pat on the head.. no words.. nothing... one solo tear falls down my cheek... i would rather have harsh words of anger.. then the silence of His disappointment. i stayed in my position..the first right thing i had done all day... in silence.. and agony... i heard him strip out of his work clothes.. and the sound of the shower turning on.. turned my blood cold...that was my job to run his bath water.. but i didn't dare move.. i waited for what seemed an eternity before He return

April 1st April Fool's Office Pranks (7)
LOL... I pulled these off of Monster.com's Networking Boards....: 7. I have seen and been a part of many great pranks over the years, from filling a cubicle with "packing peanuts" to stringing yarn like a spiders web, to covering everything in a cubicle with tin foil or saran wrap. The Best, however, was back in the early 90's. The boss was out on vacation when one of my associates came up with this grand idea. two days before the Boss returned from vacation, we all got together and purchased a fair amount of rope and some wood screws. After returning to work, we proceeded to string all of the furniture in his office to the ceiling/rafters! OH, the look of suprise when the Boss walked into his office and saw that all of hs furniture was four feet off of the ground...Priceless!...

A Play Excerpt...
The play excerpt relating to music... "That time may cease, and midnight never come" (Marlowe, Doctor Faustus http://www.bartleby.com/19/2/24.html quoted by composer Benjamin Frankel (1906-73) on the first page of his 1969-70 seventh symphony. (Frankel omits the comma :) ) (And a bit of a find I must keep in mind, to stash in a bit, to bookmark, other things... http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Complete_Encyclopaedia_of_Music note to self: Wikisource, not Wikipedia.)

April 1st April Fool's Office Pranks (6)
LOL... I pulled these off of Monster.com's Networking Boards....: 6. I work in a rather large building and so everyone is given a pager as well as a password to the pager system in order to keep the lines of communication open during our workday. When you send a page through the company system, your name is automatically included with your message however, my partner and I found a way around that so we concocted a little prank to pull on our fellow workers. I would get on the computer and send a page to our victim of choice that would read as follows. "We are currently making changes to the paging system that will require you to make a password change. Initially, a password will be assigned to you which you can later change to one of your own choice. Please call XXXXX to obtain your password. FROM: IT Systems Of course, my partner was manning the phone to which we instructed people to call. After asking the caller some initial questions, we would assign a new password to t

Apple Bottom Jeans
not the jeans themselves or the women who got the ass to wear em...no its the broads that DONT have the ass for it... get the fuck outta dem jeans...they ent supposed to be sagging damnit...NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SAGGING!!! you chillen with that lil pooch that makes you look like you just shitted on yaself.. thats not sexy...they not for you you dont see my short black ass wearing wranglers and XXXXL tall tees... why? cuz i got big ass and a big dick and i dont need to show that to the whole damn world and to top it off im fucking 5'3" be honest wit yaself...or ima keep roasting ya...trust

Some Lyrics I Promised To H2
Song # 1 Silenced sound Laughing in my face Feel the stout disgrace Lying in this shit Can’t take no more of it All of you fools… Run me down to the ground I roar, silenced sound Get back up again Cutting at my skin Rip apart my life Use your culture knife All of you fools… Run me down to the ground I roar, silenced sound Endless criticism Spewing from your mouth So what if you hate me Nothing matters now All of you fools… Run me down to the ground I roar, silenced sound Internal shut down, help me out You sleazy jerk, hear me shout There’s no one to hear me You took care of that Your silence confined me Why are you sad You won, can’t you see You got what you wanted in me I’m my own destiny I control my eternity I’ll be the one to pay for my sins Punish myself Can you deal with it? Song # 2 All alone All alone here I sit just thinking How it would be if you were with me but I’m left here in tears, I’m crying not having you is dying, s

April 1st April Fool's Office Pranks (5)
LOL... I pulled these off of Monster.com's Networking Boards....: 5. In the early '90s I worked in a small government office where personal computers were "the new thing." Our boss, a bookish scientist who was pretty close to total computer illiteracy, could only boot his computer, do word processing and print, and turn it off. He had to come to one of us to do anything else. He was also a prolific writer and paranoid about losing his work, so everything was backed up on floppy discs, which he did know how to insert and eject. While he was out of town a colleague and I obtained a disc with funny sounds on it, and loaded them into Frank's computer. Most of what we set up was benign--the Looney Tunes song for booting, air raid siren for error messages, stuff like that. For the "eject disc" function we used a pretty realistic sound effect of someone barfing. It was a loud, pronounced "Bleaagh!" followed by a couple of gagging coughs. Of course we set the volume up

Are You Hot Or Cool
My result for Are You Hot or Cool? (For Girls) is You are COOLYou are one cool person to be with, Laidback and easygoing; you put everyone at ease. You do not take tensions, but keep a relaxed mind and go about solving your issues. The result is, you are gaining more and more satisfaction from your life each day. Way to go!Are You Hot or Cool? (For Girls) created by QuizCat.Com - Quizzes, Surveys, Tests, Trivias

April 1st April Fool's Office Pranks (4)
LOL... I pulled these off of Monster.com's Networking Boards....: 4. A few years ago, a co-worker, one of our sales reps, told me about a couple of practical jokes his brother-in-law had played on him. With that in the back of my mind, I found and opportunity. This co-worker and 3 or 4 others went for a weekend sales conference. When they came back, he found his car wrapped in Saran Wrap, the colored kind, and of course, I had used three different colors. Rather than just toss all of this cellophane, he saved it for a few days. I came into work one morning to find my cubicle nicely decorated with familiar looking Saran Wrap.

Shell-shocked: What Us Soldiers Have Experienced In Iraq
94% have been shot at 86% know someone who was seriously injured or killed 77% have shot at or directed fire at the enemy 68% have seen dead or seriously injured Americans 51% have handled or uncovered human remains 48% say they were responsible for the death of an enemy combatant 28% say they were responsible for the death of a noncombatant

April 1st April Fool's Office Pranks (3)
LOL... I pulled these off of Monster.com's Networking Boards....: 3. Maybe more cruel than funny... One April 1st, my staff was unrelenting with their tricks on me. Chair stolen, phone unplugged, coffee mug taped to the desk, desk locked. I was afraid to leave my office figuring "what would be next?" It was well known that when someone was fired from the company, they were always called to conference room #1 at 5:00. So at about 2:00 in the afternoon, I circulated a memo to my department which said "Chet - please have you and your staff meet me in conference room #1 at 5:00." and forged the company chairman's signature on the memo. For the next three hours my staff was freaked out. They were asking me what we did wrong, whether the whole company was closing, whether we were all being fired, what about unemployment, etc... Two of my staff actually got boxes and started cleaning out heir desks. When 5:00 came they walked up to my office and said "It's 5:00. Aren't you

Love
I don't expect you soon to love me, Nor are my own feelings clear. Passion is the ornate entrance To a world we crave and fear. We cannot know where this will take us, Nor whether we will ride for long, But pleasure is the overture That flows into the larger song. So come with me with open mind And heart, and we the time will prove With laughter and with joy unfettered, And, perhaps, someday with love.

Sexiest Cherry Contest, Ya Know U Wanna Join
ok my first contest you all, this will be for the sexiest cherry! now here is the lowdown on it all........ -i will accept the first 15 people to enter, and in the case i do not get 15 entries, i will start with how ever many i have when i feel like no others will join, however if there is not 15 yet and you would wish to enter after i begin that is also possible -round 1 will last for 7 days, the 7 with the most comments will move on to round 2! - round 2 will last for 4 days, and will consist of ratings, the top 3 of these 7 will win........ -First place-a silver motorcycle and all your pictures rated and commented by me during happy hours -Second place will be mens ring for men or ladies ring for ladies and all your photos rated during happy hours -third place will be diamond earings if your a ladie of a mens bracelet if your a man there are no rules and you may rate and comment yourself if you would like to be in this contest send me a private message as soo

April 1st April Fool's Office Pranks (2)
LOL... I pulled these off of Monster.com's Networking Boards....: 2. A co-worker did this to another co-worker. EVERYTHING is wrapped in foil. Even the small things such as the pencils and phone line.

April 1st April Fool's Office Pranks (1)
LOL... I pulled these off of Monster.com's Networking Boards....: 1. The time we moved the cubicle ... Many years ago, back before every cubicle had network connectivity, a co-worker seemed to enter the office on auto-pilot. Coffee cup in one hand, NY Times in the other, the routine never varied. He never said hello at this point - just sat down and drank his coffee. We joked to each other - is he conscious? He was dressed and HAD made it in. One week, it got to us. After some careful observation, we concluded that his body took the necessary number of steps to his cube by force of habit. We decided to test our theory. Coming in earlier than usual, we moved everything from his desk to an adjoining, empty cube - one past his actual cube. And we waited. He came in as usual, went to his cube and sat down. We sat very quietly, industriously working. After about one minute he stood up and said "OK, this is funny - but where is my cube?" This man

Never Walk Alone
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH A STORM HOLD YOU HEAD UP HIGH AND DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK AT THE END OF THE STORM IS A GOLDEN SKY A SWEET SILVER SONG OF LARK WALK THROUGH THE WIND WALK ON THROUGH THE RAIN THOUGH YOU DREAM WILL BE TOSSED AND BLOWN WALK ON,WALK ON WITH HOPE IN YOUR HEART AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!

Morning After...
Morning After It is the morning following a wonderfully long night of love-making that ended far too soon. Having awakened before you I've been able to leisurely shower and dress before I begin to brush my teeth. In the process of this you walk beside me and catch my look in the mirror. I smile, despite the toothbrush in my mouth, and you smile back with a bit of a bold, slightly naughty look in your eyes. You say "I want you to undo your pants and slide them and your panties to the floor, don't step out of them, then put both hands on the counter, and keep the toothbrush in your mouth." I have no idea what will follow but I trust you completely, so I do exactly what you say. Keeping my gaze at all times through the mirror you tell me that seeing the toothpaste on the corners of my mouth reminded you of seeing your cum in and on my mouth. Right now you want me to use my imagination to expand the toothbrush to be another man's cock, that my mouth is filled with your cum but acce

Do You Think I Really Care?
LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT: I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GODDAMN WHAT YOU THINK OF ME, MY SITE, MY PICS, ETC. UNLESS I TALK TO YOU ON A DAILY BASIS YOU'RE JUST A VERSION OF MENTAL MASTERBATION TO ME ANYWAYS. SO, IF YOU'RE SO PATHETIC THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO EXPRESS YOU'RE DESIRE TO BE VALIDATED (GOOD OR BAD) JUST FUCK OFF AND DO IT SOME WHERE ELSE.

Bill Me Later...
What the White House Said the War Would Cost: Sept. 2002: $100 to $200 billion- White House economic adviser Lawrence Lindsey (fired 3 months later) Oct. 2002: "The cost of one bullet"- White House spokesman Ari Fleischer Feb. 2003: "Highly uncertain"- Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz March 2003: "We'll let you know"- George W. Bush March 2003: "Not knowable"- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (before asking Congress for $62 billion two days later)

Speed Up Internet Explorer
Are you tired of Internet Explorer taking it’s time opening and loading web sites? It makes Internet Explorer incredibly fast. Internet Explorer opens up almost instantly now!!! Here it is: Here's a great tip to speed up your browsing of Windows 2000 & XP machines. It’s actually a fix to a bug that by default of a normal Windows 2000 setup that scans shared files for Scheduled Tasks. And its turns out that you can experience a delay as long as 30 seconds when you try to view shared files across a network as Windows 2000 is using the extra time to search the Remote Computer for any Scheduled Tasks. Note that though the fix is originally intended for only those affected, Windows 2000 & XP users will experience that actual browsing speed of both the Internet & Windows Explorers improving significantly after applying it since it doesn’t search for Scheduled Tasks anymore. WARNING…….Making changes to your Windows Registry can cause Windows software to have unexpected behavior. If

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Craving
damn just sitting here and fucking craving something from the past that i have never gotten out of my system...i wanna go back!!!looks can be deceiving, so dont let me fool you...i always get what i want when i want it and it wont change now...fuck all the mother fuckers that dont understand.... ITS RUNNING THROUGH YOUR VEINS!!!

Furious
Ok! I am furious!!!! I have been played a fool at work, and I know now that I can never trust this person again under any circumstances , what so ever. Here it goes.. what would you do in this situation? My baby girl of the big age of six, sufferred a bad case of a stomach virus at school today. She was throwing up, curled in a ball , crying and embarrassed because she messed her pants and her clothes. The school calls my husband and tells him that she has had an accident and we need to come right away. We work together, 30 min from the school. He in turn comes to tell me, but i am with customers , so he tells a coworker to tell me to be ready to leave right away. INSTEAD OF TELLING ME THIS, SHE GATHERS EVERYONE UP AND SENDS THEM TO TOWN, LEAVING ME ALONE AND WITH NO AVENUE TO LEAVE. MY HUSBAND TRIES TO CALL AND TELL ME BEFORE THIS COULD HAPPEN. SHE INTERUPTS THIS CALL AND EVEN HELPS A COWORKER FIND NEEDED INFORMATION TO TAKE WITH HER. THEN ONCE EVERYONE IS GONE SHE TELLS ME THAT MY C

Update On My Mother!!
Well I wanted to let everyone know that my mother's tests came back negative.The cancer did not spread to her brain and they didn't see it anywhere else on her.That doesn't mean that it can't come back later on so she has to go back in 6 weeks to be rechecked but we are very happy about this news cuz that means she will be with us alot longer.My mother, myself and my family want to thank everyone who kept us in thier thoughts and prayers.we are very grateful to have ppl like this in our lives.I will keep u all updated on her condition.again thank you!! I also want to say thanx to a very special person who is not only part of my family but also a great friend.she posted a bulletin for my mother and she has been there for me everytime i needed her and that means alot to me.thank you liz(morbid dragon slave)for being a great friend to me I will always be grateful to u for that!!

Why Do I Bother????
I wonder why I even bother sometimes. I love him and I know that he loves me, but when we are together he doesn't even talk to me. I don't know what I have to do to get him to talk to me or look at me, cause I feel like he doesn't even look at me. I don't know what he is thinking or what he is feeling because he won't talk to me. I feel like I should just not talk to him while he is where he is cause then maybe he would have something to talk to me about or look at me. All I know right now is that I want to cry. I don't know how to tell him how I feel, so I hope that he reads this and understands what I am feeling.

New Contest.... Sexy Dad!
NEW CONTEST OPENING SOON! I will be opening a new contest soon. This contest is for CT's Sexiest Dad! It will be a comment bombing contest with the prizes as follows: 1st: 3-Day Blast 2nd: Silver Motorcycle 3rd: Men's Bracelet There are only a few spots left so hurry and message me so that I can get you entered. xXxW1ck3DxXx (if you enter please leave some love)@ CherryTAP

A Mans Hurt
Oh, when you look into my eyes, tell me what you see. I don't think you'll ever realize the pride inside of me. Oo, I've walked my walk, talked my talk and I've lived and died in my songs. Temptation cuts so deep, it's fire still burns so strong. You know I've lived a few mistakes and I stand by them. Oo, it's me, myself, and I till death do us part, yeah. Till death, till death do us part, yeah, yeah, No, no, no, no. Yeah, sometimes my words may cut too deep and I step on a toe or two. But I'm half dead and barely half alive, but I live by the truth. Hey, but I live by the truth. Til death, til death, do us part, do us part. Hey, if you want to criticize, then you can't believe anything you read. What you see is all of me. Yeah, I've talked the talk, walked the walk. W

Sorry Ya All
Just wanted to say that I was sorry for not getting back to all the poeple that have sent me messages and comments. I must have accidently marked cherrytap as spam because I haven't recieved any notifications here lately. Anyway, hope that everyone is doing well. I am doing great. I know that some people have been worried about me or think that I have been hiding. That's not the case though :)

For All My Fellow Greenies...
If you give a shit about the planet we live on, read on bitches... 10 times as much energy is wasted when you run a computer screen saver instead of using sleep mode. 14 plastic grocery bags contain enough petroleum to fuel a car for a mile. 20 gallons of water go down the drain daily when you have a drippy faucet. 75 % of energy used to power electronic items is consumed while they're plugged in but not in use. 31,600 planes can be built with the amount of soda cans and other aluminum stuff thrown away every year. 100,000,000 trees are made into junk mail every single year. What a fuckin waste!

Leaving For Vacation!
Hey everyone I'm leaving Saturday morning on vacation. I will have a laptop with me but I dont know how much I will be online. Ill try to check in atleast one time daily. Ill miss yall! xoxoxoxo

Photo Rating
I know we all like to rate the photos, but there is no reason to be an asshole and rate people a 2 or 3, just because you don't like them or they pissed you off. If you can't be nice, stay away. We are all here to have fun and not have some jerk try to hurt your feelings. So, just enjoy the site and have some fun.

Miss America Loses Tv Contract
LAS VEGAS - The Miss America Pageant has been dropped by Country Music Television, leaving the 86-year-old pageant without a TV outlet for the second time in three years. The Viacom-owned network, which had rights to air the pageant through 2011, notified the Atlantic City, N.J.-based organization that it will not exercise its option to televise the contest "in 2008 and beyond," the cable network said in a statement issued to The Associated Press on Thursday. Pageant officials said they've begun the search for a new TV home. "We are embarking on discussions with potential new television partners to further expand our new marketing efforts and to ultimately broaden our viewership," pageant head Art McMaster said in a statement. The news is another blow for an American institution that has struggled to find a place in modern popular culture. After 50 years on network television, ABC dropped Miss America in 2004 when ratings fell to a record low. CMT picked up the page

"somewhere"
Somewhere, the sun rises, and in my mind I see you beside me. Somewhere, I cradle the phone, your voice lingers in my ears. Can you still hear me? Do you still see? You're all I am and will ever be. Somewhere, the rain starts to fall, and in my heart, I hold you close to me. Somewhere, I reach out my hand, your fingers entwine with mine. Can you still feel me? Do you still see? You're all I want and will ever need. Somewhere, the birds begin to sing, and in my soul I ache to have you near me. Somewhere, I breathe a soft lonely sigh, your whispers echo in my mind. Can you still touch me? Do you still see? You're all I dream that forever we'll be. Somewhere the clouds drift slowly by, and in my dreams I hear your laugh. Somewhere, I look shyly at the ground, your eyes meet with mine Can you still need me? Do you still see? You're all I care about and

A Game!
Game is on. Describe me in one word.... just one single word. Send it to me and to me only. Then send this message to all your friends and see how many strange & interesting things they say about you. Here's how: 1. Hit the reply key and send me my one word. 2. Then return to this message, and forward it to your friends, (including me) and see what people say about you when limited to one word. Game On !!!

Hey, Don't Worry
The US Govt, sucks at invading oil-rich countries... Caracas, Venzuela- President Hugo Chavez, who equated George Bush with the devil in a speech at the UN, believes the Bush administration is using a video game to lay the groundwork for an attack on his country. The game- Mercenaries 2: World in Flames- urges players to attack a "power-hungry tyrant" who "messes with Venezuela's oil supply, sparking an invasion that turns the country into a war zone." As one Chavez ally put it, "The US GOvt knows how to prepare campaigns of psychological terror so they can make things happen later."

Natural Entrepreneur?
You Aren't a Natural Entrepreneur But you could be an entrepreneur with some work. You've got the vision and guts to make it happen. You just need a little more practice in the business world. Find out what you truly love to do, and the money will follow. Are You a Natural Entrepreneur?

Gawd!!!!
I swear ppl this day in age are beyond retard nation!!!! I get a pm on yahoo sayin the following..... tripleX Freak34: whos this bigfeetlargehands2002: yer next lover tripleX Freak34: who is this bigfeetlargehands2002: the next guy to take you to bed tripleX Freak34: who the hell is this bigfeetlargehands2002: i toldja bigfeetlargehands2002: you still in AnnArbor ? tripleX Freak34: know what tripleX Freak34: leave me alone if ya cant tell me who you are g'bye bigfeetlargehands2002: i'm from Lost Cherry bigfeetlargehands2002: want me call ya instead ? bigfeetlargehands2002: maybe you'll recognize my voice tripleX Freak34: tell me who ya are tripleX Freak34: is this rick? bigfeetlargehands2002: yes tripleX Freak34: ok bigfeetlargehands2002: u workin yet ? tripleX Freak34: ive been back to work since november tripleX Freak34: and iam seein someone bigfeetlargehands2002: well good for you bigfeetlargehands2002: ok.... bye I swear people online are beyond

That Explains The Free Refills
Tampa, FL- For her science-fair project at Benito Middle School, seventh grader Jasmine Roberts decided to compare ice from self-service machines at five fast food restaurants to water from the bathroom toilets. Her finding: Three of the five ice samples were dirtier than the toilet water, which contained lower levels of E.coli bacteria.

Cliche
when cliches are left unchecked and at the disposal of the angst-ridden i fell on deaf ears with poorly formed words i sang to the choir a recognizable clueless song i preached to the unconverted disbelieving my own sermon i was lost on my own familiar path a homing pigeon without a home I was unprepared soon needed repair I was a believer became my own deceiver I was caught unaware wanting to give, unable to share reflecting an all to familiar tune singing again all too soon

And What Do We Learn From This, Class?
Ventura, CA- A local computer teacher blew off part of his right hand during class when he squashed an insect crawling across his desk with a 40mm ammunition shell. Robert Colla, who found the five-inch long shell while hunting years ago, used it as a paperweight. "Obviously he didn't think the round was live", observed a fellow teacher.

Life's Dreams
I have realized lately that life is like a bowl of raffle tickets. U pick the wrong one and sometmies a reality check is put in front of you. You suddenly realize how short life really is and you decide that all the things you've longed to do are only a step away. So # 1 u realize today is a new day and u don't look back . Think of all the things u've longed to do, places u long to see, and feelings you long to experience before your time is up. If this is what u want then this is what you can have it's all in your mind so put your best foot forward and start a new journey on your quest to accomplish your most amazing dreams to see all you can see.

Help!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the Lupus Walk for a Cure is currently scheduled for Sept. 8th, 2007 in Minneapolis, MN. We really need your help and support. Last Sept. there were around 150 walkers. That is just not enough. The Lupus Foundation of America estimates that approximately 1,500,000 Americans have a form of lupus. Although lupus can strike men and women of all ages, 90% of individuals diagnosed with the disease are women, and 80% of those afflicted with systemic lupus develop it between the ages of 15 and 45. Several studies suggest that the annual average cost to provide medical treatment for a person with lupus is between $6,000 and $10,000. For some people with lupus, however, medical costs may exceed several thousand dollars every month. Two of three lupus patients reported a complete or partial loss of their income because they are unable to work. One in three has been temporarily disabled by the disease, and one in four currently receives disability payments. This dis

You Should Have Seen The Gerbils
Sydney- Paleontologists have uncovered the fossils of at least 20 extinct species previously unknown to science. The finds include a tree-climbing crocodile, a carnivorous bird called "the demon duck of doom" that weighed 881 pounds and a killer kangaroo. "They were far more muscly than the kangaroos we know", said Michael Archer, dean of science at the University of New South Wales. "They had sharp, saber-like incisors and powerful forelimbs to help rip and tear their prey."

Resume Part 4
The perils of being tutored sexually by older women at such an early age were FAR outweighed by the benefits. However... the problems DID exist. For instance... what was I to do with girls my age? They put up a fight just getting to third base! How do you go from playing the world series of sex to... to.... geez! I cant even think of a decent comparison because in KICKBALL you at least get to round the bases! With 14-15 year old girls at that time and in that area... they simply either werent puttin out... or werent putting out TO ME! My 16th year was a terrible dry spell when it came to hot monkey lovin. I whacked off so much that if you really could go blind from it, I would have needed a seeing eye dog by my 17th birthday! Although my 17th year was a tad better because I stuck with one 22 year old who had a husband in jail... my 18th year would be MOST amazing! I found out when I was 18 that a large portion of the female population simply CAN NOT RESIST A MARINE! Why? Never

To My Husband...
I probably wouldn't be this way I probably wouldn't hurt so bad I never pictured every minute without you in it Oh You left so fast Sometimes I see you standing there Sometimes it's like I'm losing touch Sometimes I feel that I'm so lucky to have had the chance to love this much God gave me a moment's grace 'Cause if I'd never seen your face I probably wouldn't be this way Mama says that I just shouldn't speak to you Susan says that I should just move on You oughta see the way these people look at me When they see me 'round here talking to this stone Everybody thinks I've lost my mind But I just take it day by day I probably wouldn't be this way I probably wouldn't hurt so bad I never pictured every minute without you in it Oh You left so fast Sometimes I see you standing there Sometimes I feel an angel's touch Sometimes I feel that I'm so lucky to have had the chance to love this much God gave me a moment's grace 'Cause if I'd never seen your face I prob

Immaturity Level...
It.. amazes me that people can be so immature. An old friend of mine, an ex really, and I have been on bad terms lately and I don't know why...Well he seems upset about something, so i try and help.. and he gets all pissy with me. He says he's happy, which is complete and utter bullshit considering he whined two seconds ago about being upset... this kid thinks I'm not over him, which is completely not the case... I'm fucking happy and over him.. and when i tell him that... he replies with "No one cares about yo bitch from fuckland south" Then claims I put him through hell and he fucking hates me. This.. fucking kid calls me immature.. but what he said.. doesn't it seem over the top to anyone? Becasue it sure as hell does to me. Which leads me away from my rant and onto the real subject at hand. Why are people so immature? What leaves people to pick at every little thing, and claim everything is your fault when in all twisted reality.. it isn't? What happens to people to thi

I Used To Sleep Around
But Now I'm a Virgin.. Boston- A new study of adolescent sexuality has revealed a shocking finding: teenagers lie about their sexual activity. 13% of those surveyed told researchers they had taken a pledge of virginity- but a year later, half of them denied ever having made such a committment. Likewise, 10% of those who initially reported that they were sexually active later insisted that they were, in fact, virgins.

Life Changes
3 YEARS AGO: How old were you? Then: 24 Now: 27 Where did you go to school? Then: Nowhere Now: Same Where did you work? Then: nowhere lol I just had a brand new baby!!! Now: At home watching children Where did you live? Then: MY HOUSE Now: Same Where did you hang out? Then: Home with my kids lol Now: Same, but I go to Jeremy's quite a bit. Also love to catch a Halflink show when I get the chance. What was your hair style: Then: Long curly thick ass hair but STRAIGHTEN IT LOOOOOOTS!! lol Now: same Did you wear glasses? Then: no never Now: nopers How many tattoos did you have? Then: 0 Now: maybe 1 SOON How many piercings did you have? Then: my ears Now: same What was your worst fear? Then: Well, going to sleep at night was very hard this time 3 years ago becuase my Baby and I almost died! Now: Anything bad happening to me and everyone that matters most to me. You been arrested?: Then: hell no Now: no Had your heart broken? Then

Spokenword :(pagan Vs. Priest) By Marq
Preacher man (Pagan vs. priest) Round one I recall one day, I was idly walking, wearing my pentacle. When I was approached by a minister. He appeared weary an a bit cynical. Upon observing my charm, he then said. Oh poor boy, I do feel sorry for you lad. Are you not afraid you are going to hell? “Not really, hell exists in dogma, that’s your prison cell.” Cell? I am not imprisoned; with my god I am as free as a bird.” “Are you really? Or are you disillusioned and blinded by the word?” I hear not your blasphemy! Kneel now, Worship god our father! So I fell face down to kiss the ground, revering sweet Earth our mother “You deny him publicly, still you this does not bother?” To quote Nietche “god is dead” dear brother, Please know, all we have is each other.” “Oh you’re a lost cause I REBUKE YOU DEMON!” He screamed, while he opened his Cadillac door, still steaming. “Nice car there reverend, good to see you remain humble.” He glared; thumbing through his keys, stea

Skippy!
A woman went to her boyfriends parents house for Christmas Dinner. This was her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman began to feel a little discomfort thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains were almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!" The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp" The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Ski

Why?
why am i criticized for doing stuff that i like? im weird i admit it but im still a person (granted an unattractive one) but still a person and i do my best but ppl still insist on being such dweebs mostly my family but noit all of them... what does it take to be myself in this world? y do i always have to live up to others expectations? it hurts thats all any advice?

Kicked Out Of Church
I recently went to a church with a friend on a sunday morning. I've attended the church before and in fact used to attend the church when I was a wee little girl. However on this past sunday I happened to be wearing my pentacle necklace and when we were all meeting one another, shaking hands my necklace somehow loosned itself out from below my shirt and was seen by the priest. He asked me to step aside and I figured that perhaps he was going to see if I was to join the church again and instead he pointed at my neck which confused me. I hadnt realized my necklace was showing and then he showed me to the door saying that the devils work was not allowed in his church of God. My friend came outside when the priest told her I wasn't allowed back in and sat outside with me until 12 noon when the church was released. Never before have I been kicked out of a church and told not to come back in, and i find it utterly ignorant. First of all my necklace was a pentacle and not a pentagram. I am wi

Omg...i Took A Life...
OMG.....I feel sooooo bad right now... I was cleaning my cabinets where my cat just caught 2 mice today...went to move a little box and it was slightly weighted, then I heard the mouse trying to get out, so I went to the mama cat and was trying to open the box when the mouse jumped out of a hole and went running down the hall, so I grabbed the cat and gave her a slight toss down the hall, yes, she sees it, she's got it...YAY, another mouse gone... BUT... then I heard something else in the box, yep, you guessed it, 3 little babies pretty good size but eyes not open yet and one that she just gave birth to a day or two ago...yep...now I feel really really bad about it....so, I emptied the nest and babies into an aquarium and guess I have 3 new pets, I don't expect the pinky to live...I use to raise mice (little white ones) and hampsters when I was young and sell them to the pet shops...I hate the fact that I was the evil one behind a group of babies losing their mother... They

Spring Classes For Men
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Thursday, Mar. 31, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen

Mary Kay
Hello all once again just tolet all know i am a Mary kay consultant and if you areinterested please let me know i do have my own website but will not post but you all can contact me and that would help me out as well Hugs and love bites to all my friends and family ... a little something more about me smiles

For The Scandelous B#(*&h'es...lol
...it's so true....and my reply to "To The Left" Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man You know I gave you the world You had me in the palm of your hand So why your love went away I just can't seem to understand Thought it was me and you babe Me and you until the end But I guess I was wrong Don't want to think about it Don't want to talk about it I'm just so sick about it Can't believe it's ending this way Just so confused about it Feeling the blues about it I just can't do without ya Tell me is this fair? Is this the way it's really going down? Is this how we say goodbye? Should've known better when you came around That you were gonna make me cry It's breaking my heart to watch you run around 'Cause I know that you're living a lie That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find... What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes

Let Me Be.
Let me take you by the hand, and lead you to a room where still time will stand. Let me lay you upon the clouds. Wrapping your body in lover’s arms, Let my lips seek and find. The swell of you lips moist against mine, and let me run my hand through long wavy hair. While my eyes upon you with wanting there. Let my palm caress your neck. As my head closer comes to the warmth that lies there, pressed hot my lips against frenzied pulse my tongue stroking pleadingly for more, let my hand slide down your back drawing up your shirt for more of your body to touch. Let my nails run soft and hard drawing your breath hard with a moan. Let my lips drift further still. Pressed against you upper chest before like butterfly wings to the shoulder they travel. My teeth I sink in but just this side of pleasure still. Your hand taking my head and forcing me down upon you, more your body calls, more of this touch erotic and wild. I can only heed the heated call. By working free the buttons one by on

In My Next Life
I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; then go collect your pension. Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for High School. You go to Primary School, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then ... you finish off as an orgasm!

New Endeavors...
I just wanted to share this via a blog because it was something that absolutely made my day today! After going through living hell for the past year and a half almost and its most certainly not over, things are slowly but surely turning around. As you read this email im gonna post I know some of my detractors on here will laugh at the amount I will be paid for this shoot but then again they don't understand the significance behind it or the premise of what I'm trying to do. Ya gotta start somewhere right? The coup here is if i get this job modeling the 2007 spring line for Bellacurves is not the money at all. It is the opportunity to actually do it and have other doors of opportunity open up. Ive struggled most of my life but am so hopeful that 2007 is gonna be my year to shine in all aspects of life. Money is not everything but it sure helps, friends and people I love im the wealthiest woman i know. I intend to have some fun with this and who knows? Ya may see me somewhere e

Why Bother
yes i ask myself why bother with anyone that i could be interested in my last realtionship last four months that seemed like four years and it was a constant stress on me i was about to crack but luckily enough i didnt and yes then there was the relationship"not a relationship" thing that lasted a week with a girl who grew on me rather quickly and i cared for her greatly and then she got back with her ex even though she had said she wasnt "dealing" with him anymore welll until we all ate acid together and i got rather hurt and disapointed and yeah i did want to be friends with her still trying salvage any sort of friend ship we had but nope no longer the same no longer can i be myself or be carefree around her cause i just feel awkward but wait there is more too it yes she got me to stop smoking and that was great even though i relapsed not for much longer though im quitting again today she got me to become more honest about my self and others does that matter probably

Now Something Else That You Mnight Find Offensive
You know I've just been thinking and I came to the conclusion that legless guy has an unfair advantage over the other guys panhandling on my street corner. He has not legs from the knees down. He has fake ones that he displays to every car passing by as though he were Marilyn Monroe trying to get a lift. This dude actually makes me feel bad for him. Its not fair to the fat guy who, incidentally, is the same fat guy that was pan handling on that street corner two years ago when I used to live here. Fat guy spangers are definitely not those I'm going to give money too. Anyway, its no fair to the other guy. I think someone should give him a job. Theres a wheelchair bound guy working at my job. Theres one at walmart. Legless guy can work too. Fat guy really should work. He's a fat guy. Seriously, around three hundred pounds heavy. Not in need of my cash.

Dear Friends
Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com HOPE U ARE ALL DOING GOOD...MISS U ALL...SORRY I HAVE NOT BEEN ON MUCH I HAVE BEEN SICK OVER 2 MONTHS ..,.CAN'T WHAT TO GET BETTER KISSES AND HUGS TO U ALL...;..

Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything With only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. But you have made her so soft, Lord.

I’m There
I’m There Darling, it’s been a long bleak road. One without you here beside me. I miss your arms keeping me safe at night. Your voice whispering in my ear telling me everything will be alright. I fear that the older I get the more I will forget. Than I hear you calling to me... I’m there, In the sun that kisses your face the breeze in the trees and the moon that holds you close at night. I am never far from sight baby I’m there. The children are older now love and they are no longer here. I don’t hear from them much and I miss having them near. They are all married and have children of their. Sometimes I wonder where you are even if it’s for a second every other day. I hope your happy and doing ok. Than I hear you calling me... I’m there, In the way you brush your hair I am holding you dear. Loving you as I once did before life broke us apart. I’m there in your heart the bea

A Fantasy World
I walked into the most gorgeous bathroom. It had a Roman sunken tub, with fountain sprays around it. Sheer organza material swaying and blowing in the wind because a storm was brewing. To the side was a large chase lounge that could easily hold several people on it. As I walked in, I saw a gorgeous man standing there looking around. Since it had been so long since I had seen a man with such a sensual air about him, I slowly walked to him and stared in to his eyes. Putting his strong hands under my arms, he lifted me up against him slowly I wrapped my legs around his waist tightly. He propped me up against a pillar that I had not noticed earlier. Immediately he started kissing the inside of my neck, knowing that in doing that he could have anything he wanted. I started licking his ear and whispering how much I wanted him at that moment, feeling him grow hard against me. As I slid down his body he slowly raised the gown I had on over my head, leaving my skin flushed with heat becau

I Need So Much Help!!!
Come on everybody family and friends i'm in a contest. Come and show me some love! to all of those that help will get a VIC gift for 25+ comments dropped so here get gift! thanks maria click on pic to vote and comment bomb!

Old Fashion Love Story !!!
Donald and Dasiy were going to spend the night at a motel . Donald wanted to have sex with Dasiy . The first thing Dasiy ask was do you have a condom ? Donald frowned and said "NO" Dasiy said no condom no sex !!!! She said maybe they sell then at the front desk . So Donald went to the lobby and ask the clerk if they had condoms ? "Yes we do " clerk pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald . clerk ask would you like me to put it on your bill . "NO" Donald quacked. What kind of pervert do you think i am ?

*i Just Can't Make Anyone Happy*
I Pretty Much Give Up. Here I Am Working Myself To Death To Try And Show My Dad That I'm Worth Something. And That I Need A Little Help Getting A New Car. I Pay For My Insurance Now. I'm Slowly Paying Him Back For The Car I Have Now. (Which My Little Brother Has Dented And Ruined With His Stupidity So Now I Can't Sell If If I Sold My Soul To The Devil). And What Happens? The Same Little Brother Is Getting My Mom's New Explorer Which She Got Back Around Thanksgiving Because My Dad Bought My Mom A Brand New Mountaineer. And Here I Am Stuck With My Almost As Old As I Am Car. I Usually Try Not To Complain Because My Life Really Isn't All That Bad. But, The Only Thing I've Ever Wanted Is A Car That I Don't Have To Worry About Falling Apart, Blowing Up, Or Something Else Ungodly Happening To It. I Guess I'm Left Here Wanting. By Myself. So I'll Abandon This Dream Like I've Abandoned So Many Others. I Think It's Time For Me To Go To Bed.

Painting
I remember the time when I was able to relax and chill a lot more than I do now. Ever since I bought a house it really seems that my time is not my own anymore. Don't get me wrong though, I love improving the house but it really seems like a never ending struggle. I miss the days of calling the apt manager to come and fix whatever. Well I'm off to paint the first of many many rooms. *grin* Da-PatPat

Just Me
1. What is your full name?....Fredrick Mason Devaul 2. When is your Birthday?....July 17 3. What is your e-mail address?...bun.jr@hotmail.com 4. Do you smoke?....Yes 5.How many sexuall partners have you had?...Enough to gain experience 6. If you can't answer, is it really that many?....no not really 7. Can you cook?....Yuppers...and good at it too 8. What was your dream growing up?....To be a Chef 9. What talent do you wish you had?....Drawing 10. Favorite place?....Upper Canada Bird Sanctuary 11. Favorite vegetable?....Brussel Sprouts 12. What was the last book you read?....At the Stroke of Madness...Alex Kava 13. What zodiac sign are u ?....Cancer 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?...1 Tattoo 15. Worst Habit?....Smoking 16. Do we know each other outside of myspace?....Who are you? 17. What is your favorite sport?....Hockey Eh!! 18. Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?....None of your fucking business

Stressed
rough weeks Week away covering for vacation, then to Chicago for training with work. Started my new territory the next week. Granma died over the weekend, drove up to Chicago, now packing up for field exercise with reserve. At least got to see cousins, son saw his Nana and Poppa. Wife wore out too from my being gone. She broke century mark with her lap band (100 lbs gone WOOHOO)

One Word
Game is on. Describe me in one word.... just one single word. Send it to me and to me only. Then send this message to all your friends and see how many strange & interesting things they say about you. Here's how: 1. Hit the reply key and send me my one word. 2. Then return to this message, and forward it to your friends, (including me) and see what people say about you when limited to one word. Game On !!!

Wouldn’t
Wouldn’t If you were to arouse me and discovery, the code to my cryptic lair- if you was capable of looking pass how all the other men- cast me promiscuous maybe than you would notice I wouldn’t mind being me. Just remember if I bestow - my heart to any man that it will abide with him till I should fade- away some day. If you do me wrong than know it will come back around. If you loved me maybe than I wouldn’t mind being me. If I could cancel all these lies and help you note I genuinely- love you than maybe I wouldn’t mind traversing in my skin today. . If I could just be me than I wouldn’t heed how you overlook how exceptional I am and maybe than I wouldn’t mind being me.

We Are Strong
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

The Best Advice
The best advice my mother ever gave me, God rest her soul, was "Don't pick at it. It'll come apart." I've been thinking about her alot lately, and the 4th anniversary of her passing just came and went. One day many years ago, I came home from school, with a huge snag in my favorite sweater. I started pulling at it, like kids do. She noticed it, and asked me what happened. I told her I'd snagged it on the edge of my locker, and I was pretty bummed, it was the first sweater I'd ever bought with my own money. I'll never forget the way she looked at me that day...kind of tilted her head, and she said, "Honey, don't pick at it. It'll come apart." She thought for a few minutes, and then she said, "That goes for anything in life. Whatever it is, leave it alone or you'll just make it worse." She then sent me off to change, and fixed my sweater. I never forgot what she said, and to this day, I can't tell you how many times I didn't listen. I'm not going to prattle on about all of the mis

Are You Scandelous....
Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man You know I gave you the world You had me in the palm of your hand So why your love went away I just can't seem to understand Thought it was me and you babe Me and you until the end But I guess I was wrong Don't want to think about it Don't want to talk about it I'm just so sick about it Can't believe it's ending this way Just so confused about it Feeling the blues about it I just can't do without ya Tell me is this fair? Is this the way it's really going down? Is this how we say goodbye? Should've known better when you came around That you were gonna make me cry It's breaking my heart to watch you run around 'Cause I know that you're living a lie That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find... What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way bac

Something On My Mind
Ok this is bothering me... why is it that boys always think I want some thing from them when I'm just tring to be friendly. I'm a really friendly person and I like to say hi. I mean if I do something wrong fucking tell me, and I will try to do it right! I'm not tring to run others lives, to top that off half the damn time I can't even run mine. Plus I'm not the kind to use and abuse. I've been through that and I dont want to put some one else through it.

* Love *
* Love * Mon, March 5, 2007 - 12:12 PM ********************************************************************************************* Love - a presence in the cosmos ********************************************************************************************* If love had a name, it should be "light". If love had color, it would be a phantasmal spectrum like a rainbow with reflections of mythology in. If love had shape or motion, it would be a Mandala-like circle which dignifies and embraces all matter ---encompassing everything in harmony and balance (=equilibrium). It might also be likened to ripples on the tranquil surface of a lake in the light of a full moon. If love had a sound, it would be the resonating echoes of all beautiful, good, truthful wills and wishes. If love had a house or seat, it would surely be the great cosmos itself. Mandalas ---with their spiritual connotations linked to color, shape, motion and sound --- have come to be drawn, paint

Until We Meet
Until We Meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you."

How I Know I Love You Well
So you asked me how I know I love you well.... There is not an hour in the day I don't think about you, When I go to bed at night I dream about you. When you hurt its like I can feel your pain. But when you smile it's like the whole world I gain. I don't want to be alone; I want you on my path. I sometimes sit and think about things to make you laugh. In my life you bring me love, joy and peace. And when I'm with you its like my pain is seize When you're gone for more than an hour I start to miss you, I get this warm like feeling every time I kiss you. To keep you happy is my like my life time goal. I want to be with you forever even when our ages are old. Words can't began to explain just how much I feel, But it's because these few reasons I know my love is real. Now the question is not if I love you, but I want to know, do you feel the same way too?

Welcome To At Your Cervix
Need advise? Has your love life hit rock buttom? Has your sex life been in the pits? We know whats up and care about how you feel. Rejection can be a bitch! Well "At Your Cervix" rejects no one! We understand how hard it is to get a head in life. Sometimes men think with the wrong head! But we are men! So don't be mad unless you are a man hating lesbian. Then you have every right to be mad! With love At Your Cervix Team (Charlie C. & Michael P.)

Tornado Watch Number 90 For South And Eastern Ok, Central & Northern Tx Til 1 Am
Note: The expiration time in the watch graphic is amended if the watch is replaced, cancelled or extended. Note: Click for Watch Status Reports. SEL0 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 90 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 545 PM CDT THU MAR 29 2007 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF SOUTHERN AND EASTERN OKLAHOMA CENTRAL AND NORTHERN TEXAS EFFECTIVE THIS THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND FRIDAY MORNING FROM 545 PM UNTIL 100 AM CDT. TORNADOES...HAIL TO 1 INCH IN DIAMETER...THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS APPROXIMATELY ALONG AND 55 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 35 MILES WEST NORTHWEST OF GROVE OKLAHOMA TO 40 MILES SOUTHWEST OF WACO TEXAS. FOR A COMPLETE DEPICTION OF THE WATCH SEE THE ASSOCIATED WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE (W

Caught You
I came home to find you pleased from someone else You told me I was everything to you At the door were his shoes You leave me here dazed and confused I fail to understand your choice In my head I heard a voice It said to turn and leave Cuz my eyes I did not want to believe Believe that you had the nerve To be with someone else and merge Merge your bodies all together I wonder will my heart weather Weather this typhoon of hidden anger To see you sexing with this stranger Or was that you already met I know it’s the case I sure can bet I heard the way you sighed and moaned Now I wish I would’ve phoned Phoned you before I got home To give him a chance to be gone In my home, in my bed This is a sight I surely dread Don’t tell me why Don’t talk at all I will walk away real tall Not hanging my head at all I lost and I’m a man Now to go into my plan To build a trap full of quicksand So you and he can fall real slow Watch my heels.... I am out the door

I Have 5 Phobias
A [ ]Achluophobia - Fear of darkness. [ ]Acrophobia - Fear of heights. [ ]Agliophobia - Fear of pain. [ ]Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds. [ ]Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects. [ ]Amaxophobia - Fear of riding/crashing in a car. [ ]Androphobia - Fear of men. [ ]Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking. [ ]Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers. [ ]Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society. [ ]Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched. [x]Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders. [ ]Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers. [ ]Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening. [ ]Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness. [ ]Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection. [ ]Atychiphobia - Fear of failure. [ ]Autophobia - Fear of being alone. Total so far: 1 B [ ]Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria. [ ]Barophobia - Fear of gravity. [ ]Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes. [ ]Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians. [ ]Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. [ ]Biblio

Busted Pt 1
The day has finally come for me to say goodbye I will hold back my emotions and try not to cry I am a passenger on a ride called love At first it appears peaceful like that of a dove But then come deceit and mistrust with a shove Pushing all my feelings out the window Wondering how far I will let it go All the while you smiling in my face And all the while hanging at her place Juggling us like a 2 ring circus This break up; I won’t make a fuss Don’t call me, I don’t wanna hear baby wait Falling for your lines were my biggest mistake Yeah, I gotta hand it to you, Your game was tight. Sexing her in the morning And sexing me at night True, true, but your dirt caught up with you Don’t be surprised like you didn’t know I knew Of course I believed you, You told me something’s that were true But now it’s over and I will start a new

Omg Not 1 But 6 Babies
omg... we do foster care for rescued kittens and its that time of year , so tonight we got not 1 but 6 kittens. 1 is 4 weeks the other 5 are 3 weeks . Im sitting here with the oldest and all is does is cry .. guess were in for some long nights.. people dont be stupid .. be a responsible pet owner and get your animals fixed!!!!

*belong* A Poem I Wrote Tu The One I Lost..the One I Love!!
*Belong* ***my feelings for you are fading, almost everything is destroyed, i want tu forget you, maybe even hate you, the truth is i kan't, i will alwayz love you, you're part of me now, no matter the ups and downs, tugether thingz didn't work out, apart you're all i thynk about, i need you baby, for the pain is unbearable, i want tu push you around, and smack you in the face, for all those times, that you got on my kase, you hurt me emotionally, i'll never be the same, how kan i say this, maybe i'm tu blame, now you hate me, or so you say, is thyz one of ur lies, will i ever really know, how kan you treat me lyke this, lyke i wuz just a one night bitch, baby i love you, my tears are unstoppable, please take me back in your arms, the place where i belong, are you too good for me, am i too good for you, does it matter, i'll alwayz love you, you'll alwayz love me, n' we both know thyz, our memories are grand, one moment kaptured in the sky, only me n' you understand, noone really kno

Over 40 And Sexy Contest Part 3
Over 40 and sexy contest Part 3 Contest will be open tomorrow (friday) at 8 am central time OK, I divided the contest into two parts. Now there is a mens and a womens contest seperatly. Each contest will have First, Second, and Third place winners. Prizes will be determined by how many comments but will be big pimpin gifts for sure. In the womens Contestants are........ Show them some love Warrior Princess Ladybyrd02 SweetTexasRose Tiacinders Di Lev In the Mens Contestants are ..... Show them some love Just Another Guy Wildman55 Erebus The Darkling Synergy Comment bombing is allowed. You can comment bomb yourself. Contest will start friday March 30 at 8 am central time Contest will end monday april 9 at 8 pm central time Anyone with 1000 or more comments will get a prize. Top prizes to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd places. 6,000 comme

A Must Read Info Lol
Water or Wine It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting. WATER = POOP WINE = HEALTH Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing this as a public service.

Gotta Escape
Fucking Fucking Fuck!!! Okay, there's this dude I don't like, well I fooled around with the person I thought was his ex (turns out not to be the case) and he comes after my blood. After years of me declaring me hatred after his being interested in women under the age of consent and his constant setting of my friends against each other by the controlled spreading of bullshit, I do something with someone I didn't know to be with him and he has the gall to declare a death threat against ME! Anyway this bastard shows up at my house at 23:30 to the irritation of my parents, who banned him from the house, and me, who was happily talking to friends online. I'm pretty enraged at this point but he fucking tells me that my words are worthless and he wants to beat me into the ground and if it wasn't for my friend he'd have killed me already (my friend is there being a middle man peacemaker). Trouble is this dude may talk shit but this stuff is to the point where I can take him seriously (an ac

How I Feel.....
As a little girl all she ever wanted was to be loved by her parents and her siblings. She awakes one morning to find her mom crying and doesn't know why, but she starts to cry. Her mom sits us all down, being one of five children all different ages, she tells us that our father has met someone else and will not be coming to live with us anymore. The oldest kids understand a little more then the younger ones, but the younger ones knew it wasn't good. A week or two later she is called to the den with the rest of the kids,and sitting in the den is her dad and mom sitting on different couches, and she remembers looking him in the eye, sees remorse and sadness for what he has done, and she grows sad for him, but angry at him. They sit the kids down and explain that they are getting a divorce but that her dad will have visitation rights for the weekends. Her dad was the only one working in the house through out the marriage, her mom stayed home with all of us and she didn't kn

Honor
Honor thy mother and father Honor thy friends and family Honor is what you make of it It is not some set society rule that all must follow Honor is you Do you honor your actions? Do you honor your words? Do you practice your honor everyday, every minute? Or do you forsake it for a moment's pleasure Honor is asking yourself honestly if you could live the next day with what you are about to do I live by my code of honor even if it means removing myself from my friends and family I am true to myself which is what you must be before you can be true to another Honor is not about hiding behind a mask or armor and fighting Honor is about the core that is you Swords and shields can defend and protect another's honor But they can also sever the honor between the protector and his companion If the honor is forsaken and abused by one or another Do not judge lest ye be judged The same can be said of honor My code of honor is different from yours Society dictates your ac

Dirty Thoughts
Dreams to share and to fulfill Waiting for our sweet moment still A box full of wishes and dreams yet to come true Desire for the soul that is the promise long over due Time slips away and can not be held in place So I savor the dream we share in this space Where fantasy is all that we hold Where I like my mind run free and bold To escape the bounds of earthly thought The dream is you and all you’ve brought To a heart that craves your touch so deep I seek you out before I dare to sleep Perchance to dream our dreams we share Amazing how much that for you I care And yet you remain a dream of love My love can soar on the wings of a dove So I am sending myself to see you in a dream When you wake you will know it is as it did seem That I was there with you all the night through For I know that in this world only your love will do By R. Thomas Dinsmore Lust Driven by lust and darkness untold Loving the carnal acts to unfold Seeking the freedom found in flesh

My First Collar
On March 27 I offered my collar for the first time to a wonderful woman. Although I've been a Dom for many years I have never offered my collar. I recently met a woman who completely stole my heart and who made me finally decide to become a complete Master. Master Hawk's Angel has shown me the true meaning of ownership and responsibility. Since we've been together I can not believe how empty my life was before. So this is a tribute and a thank you to Master Hawk's Angel for allowing me the privelege to be her Master as well as her partner.

Understanding Games People Play
http://www.paulstips.com/brainbox/pt/home.nsf/link/13082006-Understanding-the-games-people-play Understanding the Games People Play 14 August 2006 interesting book, for anyone who's interested in the psychology of human relationships, is Games People Play by Eric Berne. Dr Berne is a psychiatrist who developed the theory of transactional analysis, which looks at the ways people interact with one another. Specifically, he's interested in the psychological games people play. Berne thinks people's personalities are divided into three distinct egos - child, adult and parent. These are a simple as they sound: The child is representative of our personalities when we were children - needy, emotional, charming, creative and so on. The adult is our rational and objective side. The parent represents our parents (or their substitutes) and the behaviors and attitudes we felt they had towards us when we were children. It is the interaction of these parts of our personality w

Complement With Condiments
Never underestimate the power of accessorizing your meals -- and I'm referring to more than side dishes. When most people think "accessory," they stop at cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving. But there are so many salsas, chutneys, relishes, and compotes that perfectly complement everyday meals that simply get forgotten. But they shouldn't -- they can pack a real flavor punch and bring new life to your family's established menu. They're also convenient. Why? * Most of these condiments can be made in advance. * Depending on their preparation, they can have a long shelf life. * They can be served at room temperature, which is handy for buffet-style meals. This recipe is one of my very favorites. It's delicious, and tastes great with chicken, turkey, fish, lamb, or pork chops; on sandwiches; and, believe it or not, even beside scrambled eggs. And it features Bosc pears, which, as I've mentioned before, I love. They're currently in season and should be available at your l

Lol I Got A 5
LOL So what I got a rating of a 5...Why don't they show who don't have the balls to judge people for inner beauty. Not that I don't think I'm sexy cause I know I am...Ask any man that is into BBW's HEHEHEHE! That's why I got hotties knocking my door down asking my hubby can I have a taste of that BLONDEBERRY SHORTCAKE!

* Allowance *
********************************************************************************************* * acceptance * ********************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************* * Surrender * ********************************************************************************************* The energy of Surrender helps you focus on your heart and your feelings. Surrender is necessary to let go of old patterns that prevent you from opening up your heart. Surrender makes your fear vanish. ********************************************************************************************* * Allowance * ********************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************* Focussed

Post-apocalyptic Life
I'm a bit obsessed with post-apocalyptic tales. From Stephen King's The Stand and Robert MacCammon's Swan Song, to zombie movies, to TV shows like Jeremiah and Jericho, I'm a big fan. I treasure our society as it is, and have no desire to change it (well, mostly -- I am a social liberal, after all :). But the idea of "what do we do if society breaks down" intrigues me. In The Stand, one of the characters (Glen) posits a theory about life in a post-apocalyptic world, where those who have technical knowledge and can get the power back up are going to be the new VIPs. Frannie talks about how, in a less civilized world, might becomes right again, and women are much more in need of protection. They become more powerless, more fragile, and once again property of the man who can protect them. I think about things like: how do we get food when it's no longer delivered to our supermarket? No problem if the world's population is decimated by a plague or something but more of a proble

30 Things Stressed Women May Say At Work
30 THINGS STRESSED WOMEN MAY SAY AT WORK 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. And screw you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet! 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. 17.

Tips For Heart-healthy Eating
As a young nutrition professional, I worked for a time in a hospital cardiac unit. Many of my patients there were "frequent flyers" whom I had seen multiple times. Since the lifestyle changes required to improve a person's heart health seemed so simple to me, I often wondered why my patients didn't just make those few changes and keep themselves out of the hospital. Thankfully, I have grown older and wiser as a nutritionist. I now realize that changes that seem simple to one person can seem anything but for another. I understand how entrenched we become in food traditions and how many social and cultural customs and routines revolve around a familiar meal or flavor. Removing salt from your diet sounds simple; in reality, however, the absence of salt may change everything familiar and even comforting about a family recipe. Yet, we have to face the facts: Cardiovascular disease remains the leading cause of death in the United States, and so it's imperative that we make some

Mo Weather
Well now that winter is done with Missouri, it is now time for the storm season and the tornadoes that come with them. I write this since there is a thunderstorm hitting us now. I don't know if there are any warnings issued yet. If the winter was any indication of what is to come, this should be a fun storm season.

Emotions
This is something I wrote a few months ago Emotions torn apart love lies heavy in the heart tears stream down your face as you plead the case lover looks away distant eyes remain the same coldness starts to creep in replacing all that is know within neither love or hate survive the fight another empty shell walks the night

Master The Art Of Cyberflirting
For many of you, communicating for the first time with someone you have not yet met can be a stressful and confusing proposition. Others may actually find this easier than flirting in the offline world. Whichever camp you fall in, we hope that the following tips will help you find the right words, nuances, and keyboard symbols to send the right message to your online crush. Opening up the conversation If you are the first to initiate an eflirt, keep your message relatively short and simple, but always include an intriguing fact about yourself to elicit curiosity (and inspire a response). Example: Hello! I love the fact that you're a world traveler - have you ever been to Timbuktu? (Even if you've never been, you can follow up with subsequent messages about wanting to visit.) The "Open Loop/Closed Loop" email If for whatever reason you are not interested in pursuing a dialogue with your eflirtee, there are a couple of ways you can send the right message without being completely

Onslaught
wander in the nightime, far from light of day, listen to the voices, close to what they say, look into the darkness, find me withered away, sitting in the corner, pleading stay away, you lift my eyes to heaven, ask me see the skies, but I see the horror in your face, stripped of my diguise writing in the shadows, demons at my pen, madness running over, where do I begin? looking for the reason, questioning my own life, seeking my true lover, making my sacrafice, wander in the midnight, seek the light of day , find me still sitting there, slowly fly away angels scream in heaven, for every tear I've cried, eyes lifted hight to heaven, where is my disguise? Question bourne in heaven make me turn away, lift my eyes to heaven, burn my eyes away roses on the window, sitting where once did I, looking back to heaven, where is my disguise? Do not see me naked, never been so bare, as in your eyes you tatse me, and I fall throughout the air, living for tomorrow, pray I find a way, find me in t

"me" Album
I HAVE DECIDED TO REMOVE MY PRIVATE FOLDER SO YALL WILL SEE SOME OF THE PICTURES OUT OF IT THAT COULD BE BUT OUT IN VIEW...LOL....SO PLEASE JUST SHOW SOME LOVE BACK ON THOSE AGAIN I WOULD LOVE IT.....SORRY GUYS ANOTHER MAY APPEAR ONE DAY!!! ~~HUGSSS & LUVVVV~~KT

Which Dessert Would You Choose?
WHICH DESSERT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one!) Trust me....this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what Psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality Test, let the group know what you are! and how close it was! Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake So, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully What your choice will be.............. OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what the research says About you... SCROLL DOWN---No Cheating 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy Items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive

Darwin Awards
The 2007 Darwin Awards, and I bet the men squirm when reading the winner ! Yes - They are finally out again, and I find them difficult to believe but apparently they can all be verified! In case you don't know the Darwin Awards are an annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this year, in reverse order, are: .......... 7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement

Test
The Cherry Tap Bouncers want to let you all know that we are all here to help you in any way needed.If you have a question or need assistance please feel free to ask one of us in Orange!!!There is many people in the lounge who can help you.... All you really have to do is click the link below we look forward to helping you

We're The Shit!!!!
Oprah and Stedman walk in mansions because they're rich. Beyonce and Jay-z walk on the red carpet because they're famous. You and me walk on toilet paper because WE'RE THE SHIT! Send to all of your realest friends. (I better get this back)!!

Us
this poem is called "us" and i wrote this on 1/11/06. and this is also to that special someone. sometimes im at a lost for words, i just cant describe, what your making me feel inside.. its such a good feeling, to know that theres, some one, like you, that cares alot for me too.. so far so good, we can talk about anything, from serious shitt, to bull shitt, and its all good, to me and you.. i like the way you carry yourself, and your great attitude.. i like that you dont get mad easily, over petty shitt like, other guys i know do.. i like that your close, with your brothers, your mom, and your grandparents too, cause im close with my family too.. i like that your hard working, and you always tell me, what your about to do.. i like that you keep me updated, it seems like im there with you.. i like when you describe, what your wearing or doing, cause i can just close my eyes, and visualize.. i love waking up and, seeing the words,

Children Of Alcoholics: Getting Past The Games Addicted Parents Play
Title: Children of Alcoholics: Getting Past the Games Addicted Parents Play Author: Lisa Turney Publisher: Do It Now Foundation Publication Date: February 2007 Catalog Number: 808 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..'Family' Values It's sometimes called the "three-generation" disease, passed from parent to children to grandchildren, like red hair or freckles. But it's way more serious than that, and it doesn't seem to be going away. According to the best estimates, about one in eight Americans -- more than 30 million of us -- are products of alcoholic homes. And the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse & Alcoholism says that 6.6 million kids are living with an alcoholic parent right now. What's life like for them? Well, it doesn't look like the families in Norman Rockwell paintings or feel much like the Baileys in "It's a Wonderful Life." More often, it's like an endless marathon of "Married With Childre

50 Ways To Show Him You Love Him
there are many blogs about how to show your love to a woman, how much you care for her, etc...in all fairness i have never seen one for a man so men do you want this? 50 ways to show your love 1. Hug him. 2. Write a love note. 3. Call him at work just to say "Hi." 4. Give him a foot massage. 5. Tell him a joke. 6. Caress him with slow gentle strokes. 7. Go for a walk with him. 8. Admit your mistakes. 9. Say: "I love you." 10. Indulge a whim. 11. Listen to him talk about an interest of his. 12. Be trustworthy. 13. Instead of complaining, tell him what you would prefer. 14. Look at him when you're in a discussion. 15. Send him flowers. (They`re not just for us girls.) 16. Compliment something he did. 17. Offer to help. 18. Ask him to show you how to do something. 19. Write him a poem about how special he is to you. 20. Ask him what he'd like sexually. 21. Take an afternoon drive. 22. Go away together for a weekend holiday. 23. Do something he wants to do. 24.

Sick Of People Who Are Picky About Their Ethnic Reference.
This is another old one of mine. Just to make things clear, I'm not trying to diss one race or say another race is better, this is just something I've noticed that has also become a pet peeve of mine. I was watching Carlos Mencia (sp?) on Comedy Central. He was talking about a guy who was making a big stink about being called "black" because he's Haitian (sp?). As I thought, I realized this happens quite a bit. I've noticed people that you would commonly refer to as "Hispanic" will quickly point out that they are Guatemalan or Cuban or something like that. I've noticed that "Asians" will quickly point out that they are Japanese or Chinese (but not oriental because that's a food!). I've also noticed this with "black" people. They will say "I'm not black...I'm African American" or Jamaican or some crap like that. Not once have I noticed someone that's "white" say "I'm not white, I'm Irish!!!" or German, or British, or Welsh, or Canadian...blah blah blah. Now I'm not trying to s

Your Touch
Today I found an excuse, just to see your face. You sprayed water on me, just a cute little prank. Should I consider that flirting, or should I call it play? All I know is inside, I was flattered that you noticed. Normally all I get is, a dirty look or sign or gesture. Sometimes my spirited will, feels so down and dark. All I wish is one more chance, from you to make me feel my heart. This suggestion is absolutely insane, for I know you will not do, what I want so much -for you to. I wish I hadn't lied all those times, for what did I have to hide? You always accepted what I did, no matter how much you didn't approve. So, how stupid now I am left to feel, about what I did to you. You were and still are, the greatest thing. How could I let you walk from my life? I shall sit back and think a moment, before picking up the knife. What would I have to do, to show you I still care? Would my words from my lips, answer your prayers? Do you want me to tell you, how awful I miss

Please
Ok everyone. I normally don't post my family life business on here, but, its really irking me and I need to tell someone since my mom asked me not to call any of our family. My mom was taken to the Emergency room this afternoon because of skyhigh blood pressure. 293 over 104. So please everyone - Keep my mom in your thoughts and prayers.

Sea Of Lonelyness
Lost in a sea of dreaming, wondering what it would be like.. (in your arms once again) You know, your still in my heart. Broken and battered, it withered without your light. You showed it so much... how to rise and fall. Utterly alone, I live my life without. You left me here with my suffering Was I not enough? Was I not your heart’s longing as well? The day has become darkest night, under a cold resentful moon. What do I do now? The ashes of my heart blown out to sea.

* Acceptance *
********************************************************************************************* * Compassion * ********************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************* Each person is Holy ********************************************************************************************* Treat each person with respect, no matter what his place in the scheme of things appears to be, for each person is the same root Source. Each person is holy and deeply loved. Bring your words and your thoughts to focus on this fact. Each person is holy. Repeat this. Remember this. Each person is holy. ********************************************************************************************* The Polarity Game ********************************************************************************************* Each soul in this universe is play

For The Womans Eys And Us Men Need To Listen And Understand
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay f

Adam And Eve Were Set Up!!... By God!
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (*thnx Liis!) (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!" "No Way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was t

I'm No Debbie Rochon Or Tiffany Shepis
I found this while going through my IMDB wow!!! Now I'm a trampy little whore!IMDB message boards and according to him..I've only been in ONE horror film, LOL It just reminds me that people feel so strongly one way or the other

A Trucker's Life
As she looks out the window, she sees cars pass as she is waiting for her man to get off the road. She is missing him terribly as the kids are as well. She needs and wants him home more, but knows that they have to sacrifice the time with him so that they have money and the things that they need. She realizes that raising the kids is a hard job, but even harder for him to leave the family he adores and doesn't want to leave, but he knows that he has to. She knows that he hates to leave the family as much as she and the kids hate to see him leave. She has an idea in her head, due to her dad leaving at a young age, that her man won't come home, but knows in her heart that he will come home. She sometimes finds herself praying that he will come home, and always prays for his safe return. The road is an unpredictable place and a scary one as the traffic gets more and more clogged and people deal with road rage with violence. He knows that she worries about him, as he does fo

Fan For A Fan
So, I came to this site from myspace just for shits and giggles. Well over time I became addicted. Then I started trying to a good ranking when I started to they came up with the legends thing. Well, I got into legends and started climbing the ranks real fast, now I dropped in it and well I want to get back into it. Please do me a favor and fan me I will fan you. If I am not on just send me a message and I will fan you when I get back on. Yours Truly.

My Work
Hello Cherry Tap! I am a fun, wild, & Grade A-1, professional, photographer & oil painting artist. I've been looking at a lot of pictures that people put up as themselves. Some really good & some really bad. I've been known to travel all over the United States to get that proper moment captured for businesses, families, pets, children, weddings, and all sorts of other occasions. From realtors, actors, models, & rock stars to the ordinary house wife & kids. You name it ... I shot it. Even photos for web sites. My prices are very negotiable that includes my talents as an artist to use the "Photo Shop" skills needed to turn average photos into wild works of art! So ... For those that can afford me & can use me ... Let me know. The month of June is very busy for me as weddings are a part of my biz. Feel free to contact me if you are serious & need that special image that you want to show the world. Sincerely, Raider Enobrac/Carbone AKA Raider The Pirate

Third Trip To Atlanta
Third Trip To Atlanta - March 22, 2007 Tuesday before the 22nd - Went to step daughters place and spent the night and to make it easier for her rather than her coming to pick us up at midnight Wednesday night. The person that was to care for granddaughter backed out stating she was not feeling well so the toddler went with. She slept all the way up thankfully. This trip was uneventful. So much nicer traveling with a sober person! And we found the best time to travel through Atlanta! Virtually no cars on the road around 5-5:30am! Step daughter was going to give me the wheel when we entered the city, but traffic was so light she drove all the way. We managed to get there in record time too! Left at around 12:30(Central) and got there around 5:30 (Eastern). Granddaughter kinda freaked out when she was in the hospital since she recently was in for tubes in her ears so she and mom stayed in the car most of the time. Daughter managed to sneak in and see her dad while daughter

Something To Think About
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Eve

Lonely Hearts
So strange to be alone, I don’t know how to do this. I’ve been alone before, But that wasn’t really life. When do I stop hurting? Can’t seem to forget his face. The love of my life… now sees me as a monster. Is all heartbreak alike? I can feel my strength going. But is it from the starvation... ...or the longing to have him? Things change when life comes along, I can’t open my heart up now. But perhaps it’s better like that for I can’t stand to lose love again.

Bill Has Health Problems
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his

Fourth Branch
[Talking] The new age is upon us And yet the past refuses to rest in its shallow grave For those who hide behind the false image of the son of man shall stand before God!!! It has begun The beginning of the end Yeah.. Yeah... yeah, yeah [Verse 1] The voice of racism preaching the gospel is devilish A fake church called the prophet Muhammad a terrorist Forgetting God is not a religion, but a spiritual bond And Jesus is the most quoted prophet in the Qu'ran They bombed innocent people, tryin' to murder Saddam When you gave him those chemical weapons to go to war with Iran This is the information that they hold back from Peter Jennings Cause Condoleeza Rice is just a new age Sally Hemmings I break it down with critical language and spiritual anguish The Judas I hang with, the guilt of betraying Christ You murdered and stole his religion, and painting him white Translated in psychologically tainted philosophy Conservative political right wing, ideology Glued togethe

I Want To Know #poem 271
I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU TOOK MY HEART WHEN YOU ONLY LEFT ME FALLING APART. I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU SPOKE WORDS UNTRUE WHY YOU TOLD ME I BELONGED ONLY TO YOU. I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU THREW ME AWAY WHEN YOU KEPT TELLING ME YOU WOULD STAY.

What Guy Will
I WANT THIS GUY LETS SEE HOW MANY MEN OUT THERE ARE LIKE THIS I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a sports t-shirt. I'm the guy who WONT pressure you to do things you DONT want to. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead, the eyelid, and anywhere it hurts. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited ALL day because im looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who melts everytime you stare at him beneath loose strands of hair. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying

Forever Close My Eyes
The time that i die Will the tears fill your eyes Or will it remain dry? When I close my eyes forever And cross between the light, In the mist of nowhere Will you be alright? Forever separate from you Tears can open reality And reveal the awful truth The life I could no longer see When I close my eyes forever And cross between the light, In the mist of nowhere Will you be alright? Divided between two worlds I walk within the night Yet you will never now Where you stand in the light. When I close my eyes forever And cross between the light, In the mist of nowhere Will you be alright? Born an imperfect soul Innocence too futile to see This child within you will never know For flaws are all you perceive of me I'd give my whole heart to you Yet you will never welcome me Someday your eyes will reveal the truth And lift up all my agony When I close my eyes forever And cross between the light, In the mist of nowhere Will you be alright?

41 Mistakes Guys Make During Sex...i Couldnt Have Written This Better On My Own!! Lol
Here are 41..... 1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. We often forget we have a porcupine strapped to our chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most of us act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do we fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like we're trying to deflate her bo

41 Mistakes Men Make In Bed
1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. We often forget we have a porcupine strapped to our chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most of us act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do we fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like we're trying to deflate her body via her breasts?

Sometime I Wonder (poem #275)
SOMETIME I WONDER WHAT LAYS AHEAD SOMETIMES WE WONDER AT WORDS LEFT UNSAID. SOMETIMES I WONDER IF YOUR AS REAL AS YOU SEEM MAYBE THIS COULD ALL BE A DREAM. SOMETIMES I WONDER IF YOUR SINCERE AND TRUE AND SOMETIMES I WONDER IF I'LL BE LEFT BE BLUE. OUTLAW ANGEL

Fixed Bug With Trackz And Skins!
hey folks, i caused a bug that was making it difficult for some people to create new skins and to enter new trackz into their profile. i've fixed it, so it should be back to normal now.... holler if you notice any issues with them! :-) -mike

What Hurts The Most
well all I can do is just get right down to it so here goes........ I have a friend that I really Love and I mean more than friends and I found out yesterday that he really Loves me also but we have to go through the vally so we can get to the Mountian top and he told me yesterday he is really sick and he will die from this sickness and I told him I didn't care I would be there for him nomatter what instead of running away I went to him becouse he needs me my heart is breaking into all I can do is cry and I have tryed not not to love him but I can't prtend I don't love him I know everything happens for a reason but I still gotta ask and wonder why?? and Ihe wants me there for him becouse he is afraid that his friends will not be friends andy more but I told him if they stop being his friends then they were never friends in the frist place and fuck em becouse they are stupid for turning their backs on him when he needs em and that they are soryy and he don't need em but how do you deal

Why I Heart You
this is a poem is called "why i heart you", i wrote this on 1/27/06, to someone special, hope you guys enjoy, there many more poems ive written and il try and post them up. i heart you for: being open and honest and telling me what you do.. i heart you for: giving me your time even though you may be tired at times.. i heart you for: understanding me & knowning exactly how i feel inside.. i heart you for: caring so much like no others ive known.. i heart you for: your willingness to help thoses around.. i heart you for: your sincerity & maturity.. i heart you for: the way you look at life.. i heart you for: our similarities.. i heart you for: the way you carry yourself inside.. i heart you for: being respectful & considerate of my feelings every time.. i heart you for: making me smile, laugh & happy all day.. i heart you for: making all my problems go away, even for a few hours youve made my day.. i heart you for: your strength & al

If I Die Before My Time (by Outlaw Angel) Poem #95
IF I DIE BEFORE MY TIME MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL DOING THE BEST WITH MY LIFE WAS MY GOAL. IF I DIE BEFORE MY TIME MAY I GO IN PEACE MAY ALL THE PAIN I'E CAUSED HAVE IT'S RELEASE. IF I GO BEFORE MY TIME MAY MY LOVED ONES NOT MOURN MAY THEY LOOK UPON OUR MEMORIES WITH EVERYTHING BUT SCORN. WRITTEN BY: OUTLAW ANGEL

I Miss Him
tomarrow is not like any other day.... tomarrow is a sad day.... tomarrow is the day that my heart broke... a break that will can never be repaired.... a hole that can never be filled.... a life that can never be replaced God how i miss him... this last year has been so hard... anything can make me cry i never thought that i would miss someone this much i mean, we never got along when i was little... we clashed, mom said it was cuz we were so alike we were... i look like him... i have his smile... his toes... his hands... and somedays his eyes my daddy is gone... he went away.... its hard to think that i will never see him again here anyways.... i know hes in heaven and i will meet him there one day... but i miss him now, i need him now.. i love my grandpa and my uncle dan... but i want my daddy to walk me down the isle next summer.... i want my dance to be with him... i dont like having to do his jobs... it makes me miss him more... checking my oil... mowin

Sex And Boundaries...........chemistry And Evolution
Is the whole world obsessed with sex?..........yes and no....would be my answer. The decadence of anticipation that preludes the act or feeds a fantasy crosses boundaries with seamless ease. The lure of revealing your mind but not being judged is close to being irresistible. Often we talk about the "chemistry" we feel....even if we haven't "met" in the physical sense of the word.......but has anyone really stopped to understand the definition of the word? I have pondered a while about "chemistry" and am amused with the conflict in my mind about its possible definition. I have the option of being really crude and say its purely carnal......especially when we admit "we have so much chemistry between us".....does that mean that if we liberate ourselves above the social norms we live in........"i would love to sleep with you, and I know you would too". The irony of the appeal of statements like "I want to go down on you", "I want to be inside you right now", "I would love to see you

The Wind It Moves Me
The wind it moves me Through the caves The wind it moves me In every way Through the stars and moon Through the sun and rain The wind it moves me Through my breath the same The wind it moves me Through darkness and light Through wind we talk As we are Death and Life The Wind can cut you like a knife The Wind it moves me Silent yet moaning through twilight In Mundane and Otherworlds The Wind it moves me Cast around me she swirls And twirls and twirls In an circular way The Wind it moves me every day The Wind Strong and Calm Through downpours And the last drop of rain The Wind it moves me And always shall remain Through my Body, Mind and Spirit The Wind the Wind it came O She returns with me again! The Wind The Wind it moves me And always shall remain! Lori Foster 5:41 pm waxing

41 Mistakes Guys Make During Sex
1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. We often forget we have a porcupine strapped to our chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most of us act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do we fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like we're trying to deflate her body via her breasts?

With This Mouth......................(xxx)
The wind howls like a thousand wolves on the hunt. Slaming the walls with resounding thuds. The night is dark and starless. The moon hidden from view by blue clouds. The fire in side the cabin snaps, spark rise. There is a faint smell of the smoke from the burning wood. Before the fire lay to exhausted mounds of sleeping flesh. The hours before exhileranting and exciting. .............................She came, that is all he can think of. She is here. At his door stands his idea of perfection in everything that is real. She stands at the open door, her hair in wet strands, as the water glistens down her face, her body. Her clothes clinging to her body. She is wet from the storm, the long drive here had made her tired. Now all she can think is that she is here, staring at what she considers perfection in man. He smiles and gestures for her to contiune into the room. It's a nice cabins, cozy with a fire going and the heat feels wonderful. He tells her to take off her coat,

For Someone Special.
You are there. In the shadows of my dreams. Waiting. I imagine it. The taste of you, hot and sweet upon my tongue. I can feel it. Echoes of a touch I've never had. Rough and needy upon my flesh. A god in the darkness, a radiant shining inner light, hidden from the world. Revealed to me.

Baddest Cherry Contest!
HEY EVREYONE THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WANT A LOT OF ENTRYS! SEND ME THE PICTURE THAT YOU WANT IN THE CONTEST TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE LABELED CONTEST. I HAVE 4 ENTRYS SO FAR I WILL GIVE YOU START AND STOP DATES AFTER I GET ENOUGH ENTRYS FOR MY CONTEST. IT WILL LAST A WEEK OR SO...... FIRST PLACE= A THREE DAY BLAST, & GIFTS SECOND PLACE= A ONE DAY CHERRY BLAST & GIFTS THIRD PLACE = SOME GIFTS FOURTH PLACE = A GIFT COME ON CHERRIES LETS GET READY TO BE BAD... SEND ME YOUR PICS.... PICS MUST BE SFW. THANKS REXFORD

Can't I Get A Fucking Break?
So i just get out of the hospital for wanting to kill myself and depression and anxiety and I get a stupid traffic ticket in the mail for going 9 over the speed limit (29 in a 20) and I have a PERFECT fucking driving record WTF I cannot deal with this shit anymore and I have no money why can't I get a break??? I hate my life. I'm tired of crying.

My Inspiration
I WONDER WHY IM ON THIS EARTH TODAY WITH ALL THE HURT AND SUFFERING IN MY LIFE BUT EVERYDAY IS A BONUS AND I RAISE MY HEAD UP HIGH TO SHOW THE WORLD IM A SURVIVOR AND IM VERY PROUD TO SAY SO MANY THOUGHTS OF HOW TO MAKE THINGS BETTER ARE RUSHING THROUGH MY MIND OF INSPIRATIONAL FRIENDS WHO SPARE ME THERE FREE TIME OF SMELLING ROSES IN A GARDEN TO BEING THERE FOR ME this poem is dedicated to RIGRAYWOLF a very special friend who inspired me

Life Story
Two people meet in person for the 1st time and they are both instantly attracted to each other, so they head back to his place where he kisses her gently on the cheek and she turns to catch his lips on hers, ever so softly so they start kissing every so softly and they are more hungry and turned on so they start kissing a lil harder, and their bodies meld into one, and their hands start roaming up and down each other his hand starts to go over her chest, stomach, thighs and on the way back up his hand slips in between her legs and he finds it wet and hot her hands start going down your chest stomach and thigh and on the way back up she finds that his cock is starting to get hard and she grabss it through the pants and starts rubbing it up and down like she was stroking it Then his hand comes all the way back up to her face and he rubs her chin ever so softly and they kiss more passionately and deeper and his hand finds the bottom of her shirt and he starts to go

Thoughts
As she looks in the mirror she sees herself as a mom, a wife, a sister,a friend, and a daughter. Others view her as so much more then she can ever know or understand. She has her good friends that treat her like a lady and others who just see her for a lil fun and that she can be used and abused with. She knows that one day she will look back and see that those people were just using her for a cheap thrill,or to get something from and nothing more. She is interested in the friends that treat her like a lady, and really have gotten to know her. She likes their comments to and about her, and sometimes she doesn't know how to take the compliments, but she is learning everyday that they are the truth, yet sometimes feels like a dream. She has dreams of her own, but most times she is fulfilled by helping others, sometimes helping a lil too much,lol, but most of her friends do not use her or try to get the things that they want from her. It is mostly just really getting to know

Names
Damien Rocky- if it's a boy, it was Damien Josh Alicia Ann- was my first pick for a girl but with it being AA I don't know Now the problem I have is the girls name. I love Khristina but Josh's brother's name is Kris and I don't want Kris to think we picked the name b/c of him. Kris and I aren't that close and we've had our problems. Khristina Ann Alicia Khristina Khristina Alicia Alicia Ann Alicia Marie Alicia Lynn Khristina Lynn So I like the names Khristina, Alicia, Lynn, and Ann. I thought it would be cool if the girl name had the same initials as Josh which would be JAH. I can't come up with any J girl names that I like. HELP!!

I Can't Believe I Have Heard This Said To Me...
Yes all of these were said to me and by my hubby::: (when asked if he wants to take pics of us doing stuff) *Tara you dont have the kind of body people want to see naked ------------------------------------------------- Now for things I just really can't beilve happen to me::: Getting turned down for sex (by hubby) and finding out he took care of his own needs instead. Having to tell him yes I was serious the other night when I told you I wanted to f@#$#@k you. Being pushed away when I go to hug him.And if I keep trying he gets mad.....

Fractured Elbow
GUESS WHAT???? Ya I know LOL I fractured my elbow!!!! And I don't even konw how I did it!!!! My right elbow has been bothering me for about 3 weeks at first it was just sore and I figured I slept on it wrong and that it would fix its self!!! then went to the dr finally this week cause it wasn't getting any better and hurting like hell and couldn't move it at all!! And have X RAYS done and yep it is fractured ( also start of tendinitis too) So lucky me out of work so far for 10 days!! And can't aford it!!! But work says can't work cause no light duty for me cause wasn't an on the job indury!!!WTF!!!! So am sitting at home being bored.. girls are loving it!!! Watched Eragon the other day and absolutely loved it!! And want the book to see how clse the movie is to it!! well got a cramp typing with one hand ....So drop me a line and chat cause pretty bored.

An Agnostics View Of Evolution.
For those that know about my old blog sites (Shanna), there is no need to go past this point. Before anyone gets up in arms about this, let me explain what an agnostic is since many people either don't know what it means or mistake it for atheistic. Agnostic: a. One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God. b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism. I fit more into b. I do believe anything is possible in some way, and I do believe God may exist, but until someone finds a way to prove that God does or doesn't exist with hard evidence. Now for the boring stuff. The bible starts in Genesis, which pretty-much begins with how the earth was supposedly created. It then states that one man and one woman was created, I don't believe this to be the case. The reason I don't believe it happened this way is because there is too much hard evidence that current humans evolved from Australopithecus ramidus. There is also s

Wedding
So I went to SC this weekend to get fitted for a tux to be the best man (2nd time ever for this honor) at one of my old high school friends wedding. But the title of best man is very overrated. If I'm the best man,what's the bride doing marrying the groom? Aren't we all suppose to get married to the person that is the best for us? :) Why also whenever I'm in SC it takes a longer than usual to get to my destination? Have anyone noticed that when they're traveling there? Okay I cross the Talmadge Bridge, and before I get to US 17 ALT. it says Hilton Head 25 miles. So I'm traveling along for about 10 mins going close to 70 mph. Then I turn off to SC 170 and then it says Hilton Head 23 miles. Now I always have noticed this but this is the first time I'm being outspoken about it. I highly doubt going 70 mph for 10 mins. I only traveled 2 miles. So m y so-called O.C.D. kicked in and I decided to set my gauge to see what's the true mileage between Hilton Head and Savannah; Remember my

Dis Is Reeeel Crap Yarly
Hints and tips on how to poo while at work. As much as we try to >convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those who >hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump >at work. THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL GUIDE....... >CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so The >smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't >know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until >the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the >smell has left your pants. >FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and >check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and >come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may >become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. >ESCAPEE -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal Or >forcing a poo in a cubicle. A sudden Wave

This Woman Didn't Let Handcuffs Hold Her Back!!
LOL... Albeit the outcome was serious, the chain of events was a good laugh.... Woman steals and crashes deputy's car, officials say chase reached speeds over 130 mph; suspect could face up to 20 years in prison. What was this woman thinking????

Two I Never Posted
The spiritually enlighten mind Passes through a world so blind Unwilling to see things as they are Refusing bridge the distance so far Blaming the poor for their fate Holding closed freedoms gate Allowing none to pass and live in peace Seeking rewards while others they fleece Misdirecting the public with a show Yet those now awake already know That this sham that passes for virtue Is only a secret to the sleeping few Awakenings come to all in their time Then the spirit evolves to the sublime Overcoming these earthly bounds Till one at a time the tone resounds Finally in time we stand as one all Joined as one at conclusions call Free of the madness consuming for naught Free of control and all that it brought Running free in every way that may be At peace with the universe through eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore Deepest desires burn without end Caring not of who they may offend Desires to hold and taste your kiss Desires to feel you and the bliss Two sha

From The Minds Of Men!
From the Minds of Men! 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas . 3. I take my wife everywhere ... but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for t

How Do U Like Your Poonai!
Pierced- This coochie likes her clit pulled and lick right she enjoys the feel of the tongue specifically prefer a woman's tongue. wet-now the wet coochie is wet & ready usually from the heat of passion or she's really into you just think-in about u hitting it, got her juices flow-in. Hairy-this kind of coochie needs some TLC cause she haven't been taking care of properly don't eat this kind be-cuz you'll get hair stuck in Ur teeth or catch a hairball out this motha! dirty-omg this kind is the one that u might not take the chance of hitting cause all the crack heads been hitting it,this coochie is the kind that you'll f..k on the dL her body is bang-in but You'll f..k her on the DL'cause Ur boys knows she's a dirty hoe! clean-now this coochie is the kind that you take home to momma she's a diva her appearance is beyond a doubt a queen.her pussy smells & taste like Candi she's takes a bath 3 times a day and douche after sex!lol blonde's-hm-mm now this coochie is a white g

I Want..
All I want right now is you I am so confused I don't know what to do there are so many pictures flashing in my head so many images I see before I go to bed those pictures I see are of you and me images of everything how I wish could be I want someone like you you treat me so well I want you so much can you not tell I want you here with me most of the time you are so special if I let you go I must be blind I don't want you to leave me and go so far away without you I am incomplete I couldn't go on day by day I want you to hold me Oh so tight to help me live on all through the night I want to feel your sweet lips gently touch mine with a tender kiss that is all I ask before I die before the time comes when we must say our last goodbye that time will come fast sooner than you thought and we will be separated and so very far apart

Muchas Gracious
Muchas Gracious to all I feel like I won an academy award for what I'm about to do, oh well; I just would like to take the opportunity to thank everyone who wished me a happy birthday; it just shows, you like me, you really really like me haha. I did manage to get through all the emails and comments on here, myspace and facebook. And my texts on my phone as well; now I can use my birthday money to pay for the text overage I received due to this day, overwhelmingly :) J.P. I have unlimited; You know the only thing I do miss about my birthday is the cake.I hadn't had a b-day cake in easily 5-6 years. I guess I'm really getting old when I can't remember the last time I had cake; come to find out when the candles for the cake is more expensive than the cake itself then I guess that's a sign of old age. It got too expensive for me to have a b-day cake. People wonder where I get my humor and witt from; it comes from no better person than my grandfather on my dad's side. Which BT

Subject: Hello My Lovely Cherries!!
subject: Hello my lovely cherries!! date: 2007-03-29 13:45:39 Hello my lovely cherries!! date: 2007-03-29 13:15:55 Early day at work!!! Home now Yay, and its gorgeous out!!!! Please make my day even brighter with pic comments, family member please comment my Just me folder!!!

Poetry
Almost forgotten in a timeless sea of memories it slowly fades away on the sail of the wind. fading faster and faster falling in a deep sleep surpressed are the lies that you told like razor that are rusted and dull but cut even deeper then the shining specks in your eyes .. Restless boundries of my heart afloat on this empty drift of failed dreams you promised.. This chapter is no longer a open book for you to read you failed to suceed at your evil deeds but you sucessufully broken my heart... Just one wish would be to forget simply forget. Forget you.... ©Sky

I Will Return
For now I am useing my dauthers computer but I will be back soon I am doing this just to let all of my Dear true frineds know that thay are very badly Missed much. I am so sorry that I am unable to chat with you as much as I would love to for now,but I will be back very soon . I HOPE!!!! Love to You All. Cathleena 07.xxxxxxxxooooooooxxxxxxoooooooooo

I'm Too Young To Die..
What if tomorrow my life, is nothing but a past. A life lived way too shortly, one that didn't last. What if tomorrow I don't wake up, to see your peaceful eyes. What if my life is taken away, before I am ready to die. I have so much more left to do, so many experiences I would miss. The things I wouldn't get to say, the feeling of your gentle kiss. I am not ready to leave, and I am too young to die. I want to live longer, I'm not ready to say good-bye. But my end is coming fast, so I want to tell you this. Of all the people I am leaving behind, it's you who I will miss.

Dumb Ass People
~*~ Obsidian 13 Lounge Founder ~*~ Trance Enigma ~*~Obsidian 13~*~@ CherryTAP okay so you have pissed me off for the last time and hurt me for the last time and i hope to hell you dont think this is over because i can hurt you in so many ways that you cant even dream of, thats not what i really want to do tho becuase all it would do is make me as shallow as you are. I really did love you and i didnt want it to end over stupid shit like this but ya know i guess thats something that had to be done right? You know how to get ahold of me when you are ready to face the problems like a man

No More Mister Nice Guy
i have had it with all the bulls@#t going on in my life. for people to judge me for the way i look they can kiss my ass i dont care what fuc$$ng people say about me they can drop dead for all i care and people that use me just for my money they can go find another sucker im sick of it i am sick of being a nice guy from now on its no more mister nice guy

You Tugged On My Heart Strings Today And Played A Deafening Chord
I couldnt really leave anything unsaid. No one but the two of us will really know what this means or even understand. I woke up this morning to your words. Just a typical day getting up and checking my mail. Something did however feel different but i wasnt expecting it to be you. I read ur words over and over and over....Until they played numb in my head. Shock and despair and all kinds of emotions over came me. Glad to hear from you. Upset becuase of my own reasons. If there was anything i wanted to do at that moment, it was to own the world and turn it the way you commanded. If I had the power there would be a golden road for you to walk on passing whom ever you wanted. You deserve better than this, and it eludes me as to why you dont have it. Taking in ur thoughts and words i buried my head in my hands, and listened. You struck a chord in my heart and the strings that played such a note that my whole world was out of tune for just a short moment. Not knowing what to do or

Another Fat Slob/alcoholic Loser Sports Star
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) - Diego Maradona is being treated for alcoholism and excessive eating and smoking. A day after Maradona was taken by ambulance to the Guemes Sanatorium, clinic director Hector Pezzella said Thursday that the former soccer star was under sedation to avoid problems associated with withdrawal from alcohol. Reporters and fans wait outside the Guemes Sanatorium where Argentinean soccer legend Diego Maradona remained sedated for treatment of alcoholism and excessive eating and smoking. (Natacha Pisarenko / Associated Press) He said Maradona's life was not in danger and that he remained in stable condition and was improving. "Alcoholism in Mr. Maradona or in any other patient is not something to be taken lightly. One has to treat it," Pezzella said. Maradona led Argentina to the 1986 World Cup title and the final in 1990. In 2001, FIFA declared him one of the greatest players in soccer history, alongside Pele. But off the field, he has battled

Parents
Ok so last nite I was very very extremely frustrated with my kids, all they have done lately is fight and argue and bicker and argue with me when i ask for things to get done. Then my youngest last nite totally wasted a bottle of conditioner and half a bottle of mouth rinse...not by use but she felt the need to play with it. So i was so upset last nite n in tears cuz i am so fed up with it and a friend of mine told me some things to try.... 1) Take all toys, games, movies everything away n put it away 2) give them a seat to sit on and all tehy are aloud to do is read 3) for dinner for the first couple of nights only a PB sandwich n glass of milk So after school today i sat down n talked with my kids and told them how upset i've been with their arguing and fighting and not helping (especially with thier bedrooms) and told them the new rules and i'm making them take all the toys and "priviledges" out n we are putting them away in the basement and they have to earn the things back t

Tupac Amaru Shakur..aka Lesane Parish Crooks
Tupac Shakur was born Lesane Parish Crooks in Brooklyn, NY in 1971. While still a small child, his mother changed his name to Tupac Amaru after an Inca Indian revolutionary, "Tupac Amaru", meaning "Shining Serpent". "Shakur" means "Thankful To God" in Arabic. From childhood, everyone called him the "Black Prince." Formisbehaving, he had to read an entire edition of The New York Times. When he was two, his sister, Sekyiwa, was born. This child's father, Mutulu, was a BlackPanther who, a few months before her birth, had been sentenced to sixty years for a fatal armored car robbery. With Mutulu away, the family experienced hard times. No matter where they moved-the Bronx, Harlem, homeless shelters- Tupac was distressed. "I remember crying all the time. My major thing growing up was I couldn't fit in. Because I was from everywhere. I didn't have no buddies that I grew up with." By the age of twelve, Tupac had discovered his loves for acting, writing love songs and poetry. As a young teen,

To All My Family, Friends And Fans!
Although I may not get to you today, I will get to you another day, Life has a way to take away my time to play, but i'm here to stay so don't go away! I am just posting this blog to let you all know I am here and I do try to post to everyone but there are so many and much to do. Then there is life outside the box. In which there is such a thing you know lol. Anywho, don't want anyone thinking I have forgot about them it is just hard getting to everyone everyday or even sometimes every week. Thank you for still being there and stopping by! I will be by your place soon! ~Sweet*Angel*Love~ To All!

Fucking People
I cant believe some people, yo do them the favor of letting them live with you and then they go behind you and help the one person that you are trying to keep your child from. The Bitch only payed 100 dollars a month we loaned her money and we let her have one of our boy's rooms so my 2 older boys were cramped up in one room. Then she leaves with no thank you no fuck you or anything. then she has the balls to tell lies to the sperm donor that is trying to get our baby. SHe did nothing but sit on her ass and that was it. She said that she was going to get a job after the holidays well she got here in the beginning of november and in the end of march still didnt have one. we help her and this is the thanks that we get. I swear if i ever see her again. right now i am so mad i could just do well things to her that would put me in jail.

I Heart These Lyricss :p
Here I'm standing in the night My crescent wand the only light Alone against my darkest fear But I sense my friends are near I'll draw from each the power I need The evil Queen we will defeat - *Give me the strength to carry on With all our love we can't go wrong Only together we face the fight Nothing can stand against our might - [Repeat *] - With all our strength the battle's won With all our love we can't go wrong We have the strength to carry on

New Consent
COME JOIN ME IN MY FIRST ONE EVER. I WANT A FUN PIC OF YOU. I WILL BE TAKEING THE FIRST 10 THAT SEND ME LINK TO PIC. WILL START APRIL FIRST AND RUN TILL THE FIRST OF MAY. WE CALL IT FUNNY FACES IN APRIL SINCE IT APRIL FOOLS MONTH LOL. THE WINNER WILL GET A 7 DAY BLAST THERE WILL BE 2ND AND 3RD PRIZES GIEING A WAY TO. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. KEEP IT FAIR NO CHEATING ALLOWED. NO DOWN RATEINGS AND NO BAD THINGS SAID. HOPE YALL WILL SUPPORT ME IN THIS PLZ I TRY TO BE SWEET AND HELP EVERYONE OUT TY ALL. here a link to reach me so sorry BLUE MADDNESS CHERYTAP HUBBY TO RED RIDING HOOD CTAF SQUAD 3 RANK 15 RAZIEL THE SOULREAVER OF THE .C@ CherryTAP

So Cold, So Alone!
so COLD... so ALONE... so depressed... now that your not here no one to hold! no one to hold me... you left me here to DIE, and DIE i shall i consider myself, my ENTIRE BEING dead ... DEAD forever... till one day, you put my broken heart back together! i am nothing without u ~ I MISS YOU!

Cherry Tap Hubby Apply Here...guys Only Pls
ME AND MY PARTNER IN CRIME ARE LOOKING FOR A CHERRYTAP HUBBY FOR ME IN ORDER TO BECOME MY CT HUBBY YOU MUST ANSWER TEN QUESTIONS AND ME AND HER BOTH HAVE TO AGREE ON WHO WILL BE MY CT HUBBY.... IF YOU WANNA APPLY FOR MY CT HUBBY YOU MUST ANSWER ALL TEN QUESTION HONESTLY AND SEND IT TO ME IN A PRIVITE MESSAGE AND BY FRIDAY ON MY PROFILE WILL BE MY CT HUBBY AND HE WILL ALSO HAVE TO PUT ME ON HIS PROFILE AS HIS CT WIFE... QUESTIONS ARE.... 1) DO YOU LIVE WITH MOMMY OR NO? 2) ARE YOU ALREADY MARRIED ON CT OR HAVE A CT MARRIAGE? 3)WHAT ARE YOUR BEST FEATURES? 4)WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD CHOICE TO BE MY CT HUBBY? 5) WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE MY CT HUBBY? 6) IF YOUR PICKED TO BE MY CT HUBBY CAN YOU AND WILL YOU BE FAITHFUL AS MY CT HUBBY? 7)ARE YOU WILLING TO GO THREW MY PARTNER IN CRIME FOR APPROVAL? 8)IF YOU WERE TO BE CHOSEN AS MY CT HUBBY HOW WOULD YOU MAKE OUR CT MARRIAGE LAST? 9)WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD CANDIDATE? 10)How many gifts are you willing to provi

Capter 9 { The Hound Of The Baskervills
Chapter 9. The Light upon the Moor [Second Report of Dr. Watson] Baskerville Hall, Oct. 15th. MY DEAR HOLMES: If I was compelled to leave you without much news during the early days of my mission you must acknowledge that I am making up for lost time, and that events are now crowding thick and fast upon us. In my last report I ended upon my top note with Barrymore at the window, and now I have quite a budget already which will, unless I am much mistaken, considerably surprise you. Things have taken a turn which I could not have anticipated. In some ways they have within the last forty-eight hours become much clearer and in some ways they have become more complicated. But I will tell you all and you shall judge for yourself. Before breakfast on the morning following my adventure I went down the corridor and examined the room in which Barrymore had been on the night before. The western window through which he had stared so intently has, I noticed, one peculiarity above all oth

Just A Thought
If you come to my home and see my many books about Magick on my bookshelf, and you ask yourself if I was studying witchcraft. You could have a tremor of fear in your voice. When you ask me. Yes, I will answer Oh, don’t do that, you might plead, your understanding of the word “witch” coming from the usual channels of misinformed media and vested interest pulpit. But I’ve always been a witch, I will say, and so have you. The day you pulled your children out of church, took them to a field of flowers, and told them they didn’t have to go to church to find God…you were a witch. Every time I pick an herb to make a tea for a sick friend…I'm a witch. I sit in my garden, realizing I'm part of nature, a child of Earth…I'm a witch. I take a moment, focus my intent, and dream. When that dream manifests…I've made magick. Magick is the art of changing the visible with the invisible. Pagan, ancient Earth religion, of the Earth, about Goddess, Gaia, the Earth Mother, about Communion,

School Answering Machine
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School(California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes. The outgoing message: ____________________________________________ "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 * To make excuses for why your child did

Chapter 6 { Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
CHAPTER VI AT FULL STEAM At this cry the whole ship's crew hurried towards the harpooner-- commander, officers, masters, sailors, cabin boys; even the engineers left their engines, and the stokers their furnaces. The order to stop her had been given, and the frigate now simply went on by her own momentum. The darkness was then profound, and, however good the Canadian's eyes were, I asked myself how he had managed to see, and what he had been able to see. My heart beat as if it would break. But Ned Land was not mistaken, and we all perceived the object he pointed to. At two cables' length from the Abraham Lincoln, on the starboard quarter, the sea seemed to be illuminated all over. It was not a mere phosphoric phenomenon. The monster emerged some fathoms from the water, and then threw out that very intense but mysterious light mentioned in the report of several captains. This magnificent irradiation must have been produced by an agent of great SHINING power. The luminous part trace

Chapter 6 { In The Days Of The Comet
4 Two people were bathing in the sea. I had awakened. It was still that white and wonderful night, and the blue band of clear sky was no wider than before. These people must have come into sight as I fell asleep, and awakened me almost at once. They waded breast-deep in the water, emerging, coming shoreward, a woman, with her hair coiled about her head, and in pursuit of her a man, graceful figures of black and silver with a bright green surge flowing off from them, a patterning of flashing wavelets about them. He smote the water and splashed it towards her, she retaliated, and then they were knee-deep, and then for an instant their feet broke the long silver margin of the sea. Each wore a tightly fitting bathing dress that hid nothing of the shining, dripping beauty of their youthful forms. She glanced over her shoulder and found him nearer than she thought, started, gesticulated, gave a little cry that pierced me to the heart, and fled up the beach obliquely towards

Have You Ever
Have you ever felt alone in life, Felt no one cared for you? Or been out with a group of friends, And felt alone then too? Have you ever had a broken heart, You felt couldn't be repaired? Or tried to touch somebody with your words, But knew nobody cared? Have you ever needed good advice, But were too afraid to call? Or felt separated from the world, Surrounded by a brick wall? Have you ever been asked about your future, And said you couldn't care less? Or tried to pick up the pieces but, They make just one giant mess? Have you ever felt so confused, That you couldn't even cry? Have you ever felt so damn depressed; Have you ever wished to die? Well don't worry its not what I want, but this is the final goodbye!!!

Can I Be Her??
Close your eyes, Think of love, Do you see her, The one you dream of? Does she have a heart, A heart strong and true? Does her lips speak words, That seem to only inspire you? Does her shinning eyes, Light up the darkest night? Does her loving arms, Hold you tight? Can I be her, The one you dream of? Can I hold you, and give you all of my love? Most of all, Can I keep you?

Chapter 5 { In The Days Of The Comet
The Pursuit of the Two Lovers AS THE train carried me on from Birmingham to Monkshampton, it carried me not only into a country where I had never been before, but out of the commonplace daylight and the touch and quality of ordinary things, into the strange unprecedented night that was ruled by the giant meteor of the last days. There was at that time a curious accentuation of the common alternation of night and day. They became separated with a widening difference of value in regard to all mundane affairs. During the day, the comet was an item in the newspapers, it was jostled by a thousand more living interests, it was as nothing in the skirts of the war storm that was now upon us. It was an astronomical phenomenon somewhere away over China, millions of miles away in the deeps. We forgot it. But directly the sun sank one turned ever and again towards the east, and the meteor resumed its sway over us. One waited for its rising, and yet each night it came as a surprise. A