You know I've just been thinking and I came to the conclusion that legless guy has an unfair advantage over the other guys panhandling on my street corner. He has not legs from the knees down. He has fake ones that he displays to every car passing by as though he were Marilyn Monroe trying to get a lift. This dude actually makes me feel bad for him. Its not fair to the fat guy who, incidentally, is the same fat guy that was pan handling on that street corner two years ago when I used to live here. Fat guy spangers are definitely not those I'm going to give money too. Anyway, its no fair to the other guy. I think someone should give him a job. Theres a wheelchair bound guy working at my job. Theres one at walmart. Legless guy can work too. Fat guy really should work. He's a fat guy. Seriously, around three hundred pounds heavy. Not in need of my cash.
