You know I may complain a lot, but I can fucking wake up in the morning. Give me 8 minutes and I'm out the door and clean at the same time. This bull shit fucking commercialized energy drink shit is seriously gaying up everyone. I need help to wake up give me an energy drink. I can't stay up. I need some ginseng. Fuck that you people are just not capable. Seriously you make me want to spout all those platitudes my drill sergeant would spit out. I can't look at someone who says "Sissy La La" and not feel an urge to slap them. But I am found wanting to hit all you fucktards with that same DI aphorism. So what some fucking soft drink company says drink our shit it will make you feel better so you do. Here this is what heroin slangers say, "Shoot up it makes you feel better." You fucking idiots. I think I'd rather shoot up. I need the sleep. I cant fucking sleep. YOu bastards complain about not being able to wake up. You're just bull shit. You're those bitch ass fuckwits who take an hour to wake up. Sitting with your fucking cheerios groaning until you get into your car so you can cause an accident because you're half awake. Fucking liquor doesn't help me sleep and I can wake up fine after my four hour naps. I need an energy drink. I need a latte. I need you to shut the fuck up. I can't sleep. Just be fucking happy you get tired at some point. I never am. Never fucking ever. I sleep like shit while you have trouble getting up. Whaaa!
p.s. I'm pretty drunk at this point trying to sleep...i still hate you...shift key too far away...must talk...like this...i'm...dict..at..ing...ahhhhhh.
