Well its about that time. That time when some people are waking up to start their day. I'm getting close to thirty I just realized. I have no idea what I want to do. I work at a dead end job with shit benefits. I have a degree in art. The sky is beyond unattainable right now. I cant sleep so I'm probably a tad on the pessimistic side. So, I'm sitting around, awake, thinking about nothing important. Those are the thoughts that seem to keep people up most of the time. Have you ever noticed that. You cant sleep because retarded useless things keep running through your mind. Like trying to remember the name of the looney tunes character that was the little duck. Imagine lying awake at night with that thought. But thats just the kind of things to keep you awake. An elusive thought. Some banal nothing you know you could remember if you weren't so tired, but you are. You're so tired, but sleep is insouciant. You cajole and plead with sleep, but it remains impervious to ministrations. You take a sleeping aid. A pill or whatever and no sleep just mocks you. Sleep is unvexed by your attempts and Hypnos lies around in his checkered pajamas enjoying a nice dream while you ponder viaduc vy not a chicken. Fuck you sleep. Your a cock sucker. Sleep is like meeting a girl you like. I mean really like. She is beautiful until she opens her mouth and then all you can do is sit and enjoy the ride. Dating, great idea boys and girls. That is sleep though. Sleep is a bad date. Sleep is how I feel about humanity. I cant get into unless it just kind of absorbs me. Sort of like a baby seal. Clubbed and taken away. How come they never do one of those stupid working class budweiser commercials for the baby seal clubber. He does a blue collar job. Where is his stupid fucking retard white trash commercial for people fucking tarded senses of humors. I think he deserves a dumb commercial. Speaking of dumb commercials does anyone really think they are going to get an immediate fuck out of the stupid singles add being put on this site? Thats what they want to say to you. Shit I know sex sells, but I hope there is a little more of people being cynical to your fucking ad campaign. Look I'm naked with the logo over my tits doesn't make me want to buy. Do you know why? Because I know you're full of fucking bull shit. Whenever you put an attractive person and only an attractive person with your logo as your add I know its crap. It cant be good because you product doesn't look good by itself. You dress it up with some hot cock and there you go. Give me some tits and I'll buy? Fuck you I won't buy shit. In fact I'll buy less because I know better. I know axe doesn't make women want to fuck me. It makes me less dirty. That increases my chances from when I was dirty for the majority of all women. God I wish terrorists would attack the targets that deserve like advertising and marketing firms, but no they attack where people work.
P.S. I know there are multiple spelling errors. I was fucking tired. I'd been tired for something over an hour and a half, but couldn't sleep. I then decided to write a little in order to work out the mental kinks. So, if you have a problem with spelling errors I would just like to ask you to go play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself.
