Clocks in Heaven
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
are all those clocks?"
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St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
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"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
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"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating That she
>> never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
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St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have
>> moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
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"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
