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Finally, Some Relief
I finally got my self-improvement project paper done, no thanks to lots of writer's block. At least that's one less thing that I have to worry about. Still have a wedding and a cross-country move ahead of me though. I can hopefully, maybe, if I'm lucky, might be able to get a little sleep now. Been so tired with everything going on that I don't know if I even remember which way is up anymore. I guess now that the first of the big tasks os over with things will be a lot easier. This has actually been the hardest of all the things I have been doing. I will never take an accelerated college class for sure. Especially if I have anything else going on in my life. I just can't wait to be with Joe. He has become my life and I wish I was with him now. Just a few more weeks and I will be able to see him every day. I love him so much. Oh well. Soon.
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Beef Saute With Peppers
Beef Saute with Peppers You can use your favorite peppers -- including hot ones if you like -- in this easy saute. Mix up the colors for a stunning presentation. Credit: Lifestyle Cooks Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon sesame oil * 1 pound beef tenderloin, sliced into 1/4-inch slices across the grain * 1 tablespoon soy sauce * 1 teaspoon fresh ginger, finely chopped, or 1/2 teaspoon ground * 1/4 teaspoon cumin * 3/4 cup onion, sliced * 3/4 cup green bell pepper, cut into strips * 3/4 cup yellow bell pepper, cut into strips * 3/4 cup red bell pepper, cut into strips * 1 clove garlic, crushed * Salt and pepper to taste * 2 tablespoons rice wine vinegar * Cooked white or brown rice Directions: Heat the oil in a wok or large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat until hot. Add the beef, soy sauce and seasonings and stir-fry for 3 minutes. Remove the beef from the wok and set aside. Stir-fry the
Hey Cherries!!
This is the final day of my contest. I need as many rates and comments as I can get. I am currently behind by 1000. So if you have some free time and wanna show Perdy luv then come help me out. I appercaite any and all help that I recieve. MUAHHHHHHHh http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=195549&albumid=412306&i=590405089
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Alright let's do this again. I'm not from Texas. Those are not Texan flags on my page. Last time I checked Texas was not a n island in the Caribbean.   There IS a difference, okay? Texas:     PUERTO RICO:
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What Kind Of Sexual Lover Are You?
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What A Dad
well i was gonna take my daughter so she can spend some time with her dad for a week ...but he is so fuckin worried that im gonna spend that time with a man that he dont want to to spend time with her...i guess he thinks that is new girlfriend is more important than his daughter....but thats ok im both mommy and daddy always have been guess ill always will be.but what i dont get is why is g/f and her kids is so important than his own daugther is...then he wants to blame me when she cussin his sorry ass out and dont want anything to do w ith him when he does decided that his daughter existes.dont get me wrong im not jelouse that he found someone else im happy for him cause what we had is over and gone.but the probl;em i have is way he does his girls and when he finds out that im datin and all thats when he wants to put me down and call me names ....so i guess you can say since he cant have me noone else should either....but kno what im free and i plan on livin my life weither he likes
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Sexual Orientation
Dear Readers: 6/27/2007 Dear Readers: CNN reported today that a growing number of psychologists and geneticists are trying to answer the question of whether sexual orientation is inborn or a choice. As always I am amazed by such a waste of time from our infantile science trying to answer what is so obvious not only to me but to anyone close to any person displaying gay or lesbian tendencies. If I could put my hand on a fraction of the money for those futile researches over the years I would already have dozens of Astropsychology schools up and running all over the world. Imagine also if I had a fraction of the billions of dollars wasted each years on religious endeavors. Well again rest assured that none of those scientists or religious Leaders possess cosmic consciousness and will come up with another ridiculous name assuming which part of the brain or chemical unbalance produces such a nonstandard sexual orientation. Now let have a laugh with "the ment
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Brainses
I tied a piece of string to my brain, so that if I ever lost it I could follow the string. Turns out I don't tied very good knots when my brain is outside my damn brain case. Of course now it don't make no nevermind.
Omg
So like my horoscope says today says "The thing about good luck is that's ever-renewable, but it also runs in cycles. You've had a terrific run, so why push yourself to get even more? Enjoy all that you've managed to gain in such a short amount of time." well, after reading that i think the cycle will be ending for a while, not that i've had all that much good luck but lol i must of had some. i made it year now riding on my ex's support without a job. now i get a call from my first ex saying he is dropping all the charges for back child support cause he does not have time to deal with it. of course he could use some support when i can help he would appreciate it. so now i just need to find a job and move and get my son back from current separated husband so i don't have to go through all that crap again. he is playing the i'm unstable cause i tried to commit suicide in january card. only prayer and a good lawyer, and a good job can help me with that battle. thank you all for being t
Hurting And Pissed
Ok, so I get home from work last night, make a pizza, and me and hubby watch tv for a while. He goes to bed cause he's tired, leaving me to entertain myself, in whatever way I want to, I guess. So, I decided to masturbate. Do I take into account that I've only ever gotten off from masturbating by phone sex? Of course not. So I tried to get myself off, off and on, for three hours. Got close, but didn't make it...Went to bed, and when I woke up today, what happened? My pussy feels like one big ass bruise, and I'm pissed. :(
Biology Tests!!
So I had my first Bio test on June 14th and I got 51/50pts!!! How 51 you might ask? Well there was an extra credit question that I got correct also :) I had my second Bio test on June 26th and I just saw my grade online and I got 50/50 on that also!!! (which I know I got the 2 extra credit questions so that gave me the 50 hehe) I'm so excited!!!! :) Thanks to all who wished me luck!! :)
Pasta Shells With Turkey Sausage And Peppers
Pasta Shells with Turkey Sausage and Peppers Rather than calling for actual turkey sausage, this recipe uses ground turkey, garlic and fennel seed as a healthier but just as tasty alternative. This is one of those easy, family-friendly meals that you're bound to make again and again. Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 8 ounces medium pasta shells * 1 pound ground turkey * 1 teaspoon salt, divided * 1 onion, chopped * 2 red bell peppers, cored, seeds removed, cut into 1-inch pieces * 1 green bell pepper, cored, seeds removed, cut into 1-inch pieces * 2 garlic cloves, minced * 1/2 teaspoon fennel seeds * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 1 cup chicken broth * 1/4 cup chopped flat-leaf parsley Directions: Cook the pasta according to the package directions. Meanwhile, in a 10-inch nonstick skillet, cook the turkey with 1/2 teaspoon of the salt over medium heat, breaking up pieces of turkey, for 4 to 5 minu
Shrimp Marinara
2 tbsp. olive or vegetable oil 1 c. onion 2 med. green or red peppers, chopped 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 med. bay leaf 2 c. marinara sauce 1 tbsp. lemon juice 1/4 tsp. hot pepper sauce 1 lb. med. shrimp, peeled & deveined 8 oz. angel hair pasta, cooked & drained Lemon slices & fresh sage to garnish In 10-inch skillet over medium heat, in hot oil, cook onion, peppers, garlic and bay leaf until tender Add marinara sauce, lemon juice, hot pepper sauce and shrimp. Simmer 5 minutes or until shrimp are pink and opaque, stirring occasionally. Discard bay leaf. Serve over hot angel hair pasta. Garnish with lemon slices and sage leaves, if desired.
Chicken And Andouille Sausage Gumbo
1 (2-3 lb.) chicken, cut up 1/2 lb. andouille smoked sausage or Polish kielbasa, cut in sm. cubes 1 c. finely chopped onions 1 c. finely chopped green pepper 3/4 c. finely chopped celery 1 1/4 c. flour 7 c. (approx.) chicken stock, preferably homemade 1 tsp. minced garlic 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper 1/2 tsp. garlic powder 1/2 tsp. salt Additional garlic powder & salt to taste Vegetable oil for browning chicken Remove excess fat from chicken pieces and rub salt, garlic powder and red pepper on both sides of each piece. Let stand. Combine onions, celery and green pepper in a bowl and set aside. Combine flour, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder and 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper in a paper bag. Add the chicken pieces and shake until chicken is coated. Reserve 1/2 cup of the flour. Saute chicken in oil until crust is browned and meat is cooked. Drain. Carefully pour hot oil into a glass measuring cup, leaving as many of the browned particles in the pan as possib
Chicken And Andouille Sausage Gumbo
1 (2-3 lb.) chicken, cut up 1/2 lb. andouille smoked sausage or Polish kielbasa, cut in sm. cubes 1 c. finely chopped onions 1 c. finely chopped green pepper 3/4 c. finely chopped celery 1 1/4 c. flour 7 c. (approx.) chicken stock, preferably homemade 1 tsp. minced garlic 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper 1/2 tsp. garlic powder 1/2 tsp. salt Additional garlic powder & salt to taste Vegetable oil for browning chicken Remove excess fat from chicken pieces and rub salt, garlic powder and red pepper on both sides of each piece. Let stand. Combine onions, celery and green pepper in a bowl and set aside. Combine flour, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder and 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper in a paper bag. Add the chicken pieces and shake until chicken is coated. Reserve 1/2 cup of the flour. Saute chicken in oil until crust is browned and meat is cooked. Drain. Carefully pour hot oil into a glass measuring cup, leaving as many of the browned particles in the pan as possib
Welcome All New Users!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m A WARM WELCOME FROM LUISA A.K.A LEZGO2BEDN69!
Okay Guys Last Chance To Stay A Friend
I know that most of you have seen the blog that i posted and the bulletin yesterday that i posted. This is your last chance to redeem yourselves and stay on my friends list. There is around 6 hours left to the end of the contest, All those that have not yet rated and commented my pic please do so now. I am going to start deleting people off my friends list in the morning. Those that choose not to hlep out a friend may say good bye to me now. for all those that have rated and commented my pic, i would like to say to you thanks and if you need me ever all you have to do is shout and i will be there for you. The link to my pic is below, just click it and it will take you to the contest and my pick. Thanks in advance to thsoe that choose to stay on my list and to those that choose not leave well all i have to say to you is bugger off and farewell.
Your Doing
i am me a Shadow Raven i live in the shadows and use my gifts to help in the darkness i tryed changing for others out of love or other reasons i paid the price for it one can not love or be loved if one can not be themself tis not for me no one is worth changing oneself to be wat they want if ur going to be loved it should be as yourself nothing else if they can't do that then they do not deserve you i have tryed several times only to be hurt and pushed further towards darkness was it worth it no it wasnt the price was to high i lost part of me in the process fake friends and fake love i do not need or want the price is to high my name Shadow Raven was given to me by a very dear native friend and her grand father a wise man for the gifts that i have i know in today's technologie age it is not easy but those that realy know me in real life knows of them have seen them i'm not worryed or do i care about others opinions i will not let anyone make me feel the
Pimpin Aint Easy....
Allll Righty Then
6 days and counting for the *BIG* surgery. My hysterectomy is next wednesday morning REAL fuckimn early so I am gonna be gone from here for a couple weeks or so. Maybe i'll post pics of my incision just because LOL!! Take care all of those who give a shit
Sweet Destruction Interlude
Life is cold when you're wounded Nothing stings so deep I'm in love with this weakness It's becoming me I'm not here In this moment Will this last forever? Oh my sweet Lies, Destruction Be the death of me There are things Left unspoken Built on broken dreams I would end my life for this Would you die for me?
Double Chocolate Mint Dessert
1 c. all-purpose flour 1 c. sugar 1/2 c. butter, softened 4 eggs 1 1/2 c. Hershey's syrup Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease rectangular pan, 13 x 9 x 2 inch. In large mixer bowl, beat flour, sugar, butter, eggs, and syrup until smooth. Pour into prepared pan; bake 25 to 30 minutes or until top springs back when lightly touched. (Top may still appear wet.) Cool completely in pan. Spread Mint Cream Layer on cake (see below); chill. Pour Chocolate Topping over dessert (see below). Cover and chill. Mint Cream Layer: In small bowl of mixer, combine 2 cups confectioners' sugar, 1/2 cup butter (softened), 1 tablespoon water, 1/2 teaspoon mint extract, and 3 drops green food color (optional); beat until smooth. Chocolate Topping: In small microwave-proof bowl, melt 6 tablespoons butter and 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips at high (100 percent) for 1 to 1 1/2 minutes or just until chips are melted and mixture is smooth when stirred.
Double Chocolate Mint Dessert
1 c. all-purpose flour 1 c. sugar 1/2 c. butter, softened 4 eggs 1 1/2 c. Hershey's syrup Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease rectangular pan, 13 x 9 x 2 inch. In large mixer bowl, beat flour, sugar, butter, eggs, and syrup until smooth. Pour into prepared pan; bake 25 to 30 minutes or until top springs back when lightly touched. (Top may still appear wet.) Cool completely in pan. Spread Mint Cream Layer on cake (see below); chill. Pour Chocolate Topping over dessert (see below). Cover and chill. Mint Cream Layer: In small bowl of mixer, combine 2 cups confectioners' sugar, 1/2 cup butter (softened), 1 tablespoon water, 1/2 teaspoon mint extract, and 3 drops green food color (optional); beat until smooth. Chocolate Topping: In small microwave-proof bowl, melt 6 tablespoons butter and 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips at high (100 percent) for 1 to 1 1/2 minutes or just until chips are melted and mixture is smooth when stirred.
Attention;everyone Add Me As A Friend!
EVERYONE ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND I WILL ADD YOU. I PROMISE! LUISA SO hello, would u plz add me as a friend??
Attention;everyone Who Wants Friends!!!
IF YOU ADD ME, I ADD YOU! AND I WILL RATE EVERYONE WHO RATES MY PROFILE A "10". A "10" for a "10". so to everyone who needs a friend.......... hello, would u plz add me as a friend??
Balls
Eyeballs. hehe. So why isn't the elbow called the belbow?
Pool Of Love
POOL OF LOVE I am your pool of love, Always ready for you to dive in And swim with me, To the deepest, darkest corners of my soul. When I am not with you, I wait in painful longing, Hiding my tears in the dew drops That slowly run down my sides. When you climb in with me, I bathe your whole body, My love caressing you gently With waters clear and warm. I am overflowing with emotions for you, And when I look up through the waves, Your sunshine sparkles through me, Creating colorful rainbows in my heart.
Strawberry Shortcake
2 cups flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/3 cup butter, cold and cut into chunks 7/8 cup milk Serve with: creme filling, confectioners sugar, strawberries and strawberry sauce, a sprig of mint for garnishing Mix and sift together dry ingredients. Working shortening with fingertips or a pastry cutter as you would make a pie crust or biscuits. Work quickly and keep everything cold. And liquid gradually and blend only enough to make a soft dough. Turn out onto a lightly floured board. Roll lightly to 1/2" thickness.
Strawberry Shortcake
2 cups flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/3 cup butter, cold and cut into chunks 7/8 cup milk Serve with: creme filling, confectioners sugar, strawberries and strawberry sauce, a sprig of mint for garnishing Mix and sift together dry ingredients. Working shortening with fingertips or a pastry cutter as you would make a pie crust or biscuits. Work quickly and keep everything cold. And liquid gradually and blend only enough to make a soft dough. Turn out onto a lightly floured board. Roll lightly to 1/2" thickness.
Feelings
Ok so alot of has been going on in my life. I'm getting divorced. My soon to be ex husband has stolen my other account. He is trying to make me feel like I'm a low person. haha and he's already told me I'm too stupid to go to college. So a lot is going on with me. Just trying to get ready for college so I can study Criminal Justice and be a Police Officer. But I just wanted to thank everyone for adding me and you know being there for me through everything. I'm getting ready on the 4th of July to drive up to Illinois for my best friends wedding that I'm going to be in so I'm ready for that. but yeah ok well I'm done with this for now.
Jealousy
I was talking to a friend the other day about Jealousy. I told him to me, it is a pointless emotion. Here is why. I am out on the town with my girlfriend(hypothetically speaking of course). And we run into an old flame of hers. Now this break up was on good terms, so they are still friends. So I expect them to be cordial and friendly around each other. They don't have a reason to not be. Now he starts to flirt with her. Here is were most people would get jealous. But not me. Here is why. She showed up with me. She is leaving with me. I'm the one she says "I love you" to. I'm the one she is kissing goodnight. I'm the one she will be making love to. I'm the one she will be falling asleep next to. I am the one she will be waking up next to. If anything, the ex-boyfriend that was flirting with her should be jealous of me. Your thoughts?
Lemon Angel Dessert
1/3 c. cornstarch 1 c. boiling water 1 tbsp. butter 1 tsp. grated lemon rind 3/4 c. sugar, dash of salt 1 slightly beaten egg 1/4 c. lemon juice 1 (11") loaf angel cake Mix cornstarch, sugar and salt; add water; cook until thick and clear. Add a little hot mixture to egg; stir into remaining hot mixture; cook 1 minute over low heat. Add butter. Add lemon juice and rind. Cool. Split angel cake into 3 layers; spread with filling. Cover loaf with Whipped Cream Frosting: Soften 1 teaspoon unflavored gelatin in 1/4 cup cold water; dissolve in 1/4 cup heavy cream (scalded); chill; whip. To 1/4 cup heavy cream, whipped, add 1/4 teaspoon salt, 1/4 cup confectioners' sugar and 1 teaspoon lemon juice. Fold in whipped mixture. Serves 12.
Wut I Ne3d Isz
i needa man that is real stayy true n dont be payin games.. sum on who is a thug down ta earth type bad boi but has dat sweat side ta sho me. dat no one else seeZ. who can treat me right.
Dee
This ones for you, we have an unusual knack of thinking the same things, practically finishing off each others sentences It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart Without saying a word you can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when you don't say a thing The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd Old Mr. Webster could never define What's being said between your heart and mine The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in
Gifts
just a reminder, i love them...lol
Conest
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Lots To Do
well its summer time and i have found my self a little bit busier now and not so much in the house. so this means i may be cutting back on the ct. i just want to thank everyone for all their love. and as for the contest for cutest ct pets i may be putting it off for a while till i have some money to pay for the blasts and till i start spending more time online. i just wanted to let all my good friends know this and i will be on from time to time just not as much as i usualy am :) so have a happy summer!!
Strange But True Facts
In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself. In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant. Only in America... It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn't counted on was the fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better." By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis! The longest re
Call Me Bullshit
Call Me Bullshit Think of me as who I am Or the way you want me to be My identity will be lost Hear my voice Or ignore the way I talk My voice will go nowhere Find the roads and find the cars Driving into the past like shooting stars Call me bullshit or don’t call me at all Forget my number and remember my face Our road trip together will be an ultimate race Feel my footsteps come towards you Or don’t look at the way I walk My traces will be forgotten Eat me for the way I taste Or forget to swallow me down My body won’t be found Followed the yellow tripped road Came into the valley where it never snowed I found my skin lying in the desert And saw my reflection in the dirt My shadow hasn’t found me yet The blood flows cold through the sand My shadow hasn’t found me yet The blood flows cold through the sand The bartagame flies
Strange But True Facts
In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself. In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant. Only in America... It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn't counted on was the fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better." By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis! The longest re
Important Information For All The Ladies
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life. Crucial Because of recent abductions in daylight hours,refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips , forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ev
Angel Berry Cake
1 Angel food cake 10 ounces raspberries, frozen, thawed and drained* 1 cup frozen cherries, thawed and drained* 13 packages Sweet 'n Low sweetener, or Equal 1 envelope gelatin, unflavored 2 tablespoons rum extract 1 tablespoon orange juice, unsweetened Topping: 1 teaspoon gelatin, unflavored 2 teaspoons water 1/4 cup nonfat dry milk powder 1/2 cup skim milk 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 tablespoon sugar In a blender, puree raspberries, 1/2 at a time. Remove and set aside. Puree cherries. Mix cherries and raspberries together, set aside. Combine gelatin with rum extract and orange juice in a small bowl. Place bowl in a saucepan of hot water and stir mixture constantly until gelatin is dissolved (or microwave uncovered on low for 1 minute). Add gelatin, Equal and raspberry mixture to blender and blend for 2 minutes. Transfer to a mixing bowl, cover and refrigerate about 1-1/2 - 2 hours until mixture is set and sufficiently thickened to spread. Soften gelatin
Angel Berry Cake
1 Angel food cake 10 ounces raspberries, frozen, thawed and drained* 1 cup frozen cherries, thawed and drained* 13 packages Sweet 'n Low sweetener, or Equal 1 envelope gelatin, unflavored 2 tablespoons rum extract 1 tablespoon orange juice, unsweetened Topping: 1 teaspoon gelatin, unflavored 2 teaspoons water 1/4 cup nonfat dry milk powder 1/2 cup skim milk 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 tablespoon sugar In a blender, puree raspberries, 1/2 at a time. Remove and set aside. Puree cherries. Mix cherries and raspberries together, set aside. Combine gelatin with rum extract and orange juice in a small bowl. Place bowl in a saucepan of hot water and stir mixture constantly until gelatin is dissolved (or microwave uncovered on low for 1 minute). Add gelatin, Equal and raspberry mixture to blender and blend for 2 minutes. Transfer to a mixing bowl, cover and refrigerate about 1-1/2 - 2 hours until mixture is set and sufficiently thickened to spread. Soften gelatin
Hear Me
Reality flutters inside my soul Staring at fate, walking alone Seduced by the vision No one will listen Screaming to just be known. Fires so raging, begin to burn wrapping my body in what i've learned nestled so lonely please hear the calling for you is all I yearn.
Them Daze
Them daze Remember when we just sat around And listened to that sublime sound While we sipped from our glass of rum Givin’ away our lunch money to smoke us some Chorus: Those were our ultimate days Now it seems some like a big strong daze Creeping in the back of our brains While we sleep in the back of trains Remember when we just laid down And cleared our minds without a frown Feeling all the worries get washed away “Fuck taxes” is what we used to say So light up the blunt and start inhalin’ Get on the yacht and keep on sailin’ Don’t forget to pack that bong And sing along to this motherfuckin’ song Chorus
Banana Flambe
6 firm bananas 1 c. orange juice 1/2 c. brown sugar 1/2 c. butter 1/2 c. rum Peel bananas and slice in half lengthwise. Arrange in layers in buttered baking dish. Sprinkle each layer with orange juice and brown sugar. Dot with butter. Bake in 400 degree oven until fruit is softened, not too soft, about 15 minutes. Warm rum. Place bananas in chafing dish, bring to table and add heated rum. Ignite and serve when flames die down. Serve over vanilla ice cream.
Long Way From Home
Long way from home Darlin’ Remember the days When we used to talk Till our mouths were dry When we looked up to the stars We wondered why Heaven was so high And we realized then We were friends for life It was so long ago But I’ll never forget Even though we are a long way from home Chorus: So Stare into the sun Till you see the spots They’ll map the sky And take us high We’ll still look back For those fond memories Even though we are a long way from home (I said) Chorus Twist twist twist Twist into the clouds While you swallow the rain Feelin’ so damn good You forget all your pain Put a blue ribbon in your hair And twirl in the grass like you care Without a worry in the world You just act like a girl Kidnap the queen of France And just make her dance dance Oh darlin’ darlin’ We’ll still look back For those fond memories Even though we’re a long long way from home (I said) Chorus
Strawberry Marbled Cheesecake
Crust: 1/4 cup butter, melted 1 cup graham cracker crumbs 3 tablespoons sugar Cheesecake: 24 ounces cream cheese, softened 3/4 cup sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 3 eggs 10 ounces frozen strawberries (thawed), in syrup 1 1/2 teaspoons cornstarch Puree strawberries and cornstarch in blender. Heat in a saucepan over medium heat until thickened, then cool. Combine melted butter, graham cracker crumbs and sugar; press onto bottom of 9-inch springform pan. Bake at 350 F. for 10 minutes. Combine cream cheese, sugar and vanilla, mixing at medium speed on electric mixer until well blended. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Pour half of the batter over the crust then add half of the strawberry mixture by spoonfuls to the batter. Pour remaining batter into the pan then add the remaining strawberry mixture by spoonfuls. Swirl the mixture with a knife until it resembles a marbled effect. Bake at 300 F. for 50-60 minutes or until set. Allow cheesecake to cool
New York Cheesecake With Equal
46% calorie reduction from traditional recipe. 1 1/4 cups vanilla wafer crumbs 4 tablespoons butter, melted 2 tablespoons Equal® Spoonful* 3 packages (8 ounces each) reduced-fat cream cheese, softened 3/4 cup Equal® Spoonful** 2 eggs 2 eggs whites 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1 cup reduced-fat sour cream 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 pint strawberries, sliced (optional) Strawberry Sauce (optional) Mix vanilla wafer crumbs, butter and 2 tablespoons Equal Spoonful in bottom of 9-inch springform pan. Reserve 1 tablespoon of crumb mixture. Pat remaining mixture evenly on bottom and 1/2-inch up side of pan. Bake in preheated 325°F oven until crust is lightly browned, about 8 minutes. Cool on wire rack. Beat cream cheese and 3/4 cup Equal Spoonful in a large bowl until fluffy; beat in eggs, egg whites, and cornstarch. Mix in sour cream and vanilla until well blended. Pour mixture into crust in pan. Bake in preheated 325°F oven just until set in the center, 45 to 50 minutes. Remove
Life Sux
I AM ABOUT AT MY WITS END...I AM HERE LIVING WITH 6 OTHER PEOPLE. MY SON, GRANDFATHER,MOM, SISTER AND HER 2 KIDS...I DON'T GET 5 MINS TO MYSELF...IT SEEMS I AM THE ONE TAKIN CARE OF EVERYONE...I DO THE COOKING..I BABYSIT MY SISTERS KIDS...I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE..MY STRESS LEVEL IS CLIMBING HIGHER AND HIGHER..I ALMOST LOST IT THE OTHER DAY..TO THE POINT I DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE IF I LIVED OR DIED...I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE..WITH MY STRESS LEVEL BEING THE WAY IT IS...I WON'T TAKE MY GRANDSONS...I AM ALMOST TO THE POINT OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN OR ABOUT TO GO OFF ON EVERYONE AND TELL THEM ALL TO GO GET FUCKED...PLUS I AM DEALING WITH MY SON WHO IS 17 DATING A FAT ASS SLUT WHO IS 27. EVEN THOUGH I JUST VENTED...I STILL DON'T FEEL BETTER
The Secret!
The secret to giving chicken (and presumably any other meat) that fast-food texture is to let it get freezer burn before using it! :)
It's Just Not Fair...
why is it okay for god to bless a person or persons with a child when in the end they will just harm that child. and I also wonder why there are people out there who are not able to have children but could give them an amazing life and great life but yet there's people out there that can have children that just shouldn't. I dont think this is fair. and I sit here on my computer in my office and it seems like at least once every day I read about a child that has been harmed and it's most likely been done by someone who's related and/or very close to the child. what is wrong with our world? why must you hurt a innocent child. if you feel the urge to hurt a child go get fucking help and leave that child alone. think to your self NO i should NOT do this walk away and give them child to someone else until you've gotten help or simply give that child to a good family who can care for it. to be honest i dont care what people think of me for writting this it just makes me so sad, angry and
Anyone?
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Calzone
6 cans tomato sauce 1 cup half and half your choice of Italian seasonings black pepper and sea salt 1 tbs garlic powder or four cloves (or prepare your normal spaghetti sauce) 2 lbs ground beef and/or turkey mozzarella cheese or other 2 cans store bought biscuits, any kind Heat oven to the biscuit directions. In a big pot add first 5 ingredients to taste; turn to low-med. In a skillet brown meat with a little salt and pepper and Italian seasonings. Cook to your liking; preferably medium to well done. When meat is done drain grease and rinse. Add the meat to your sauce and turn off burner. Now open the cans of biscuits and roll out to good sized square preferably on a cooking sheet that you will cook them on; add about a tablespoon of meat sauce. Add a small slice of cheese to the middle. Then bring all four sides to the middle; pinching them together. If you’d like at this point, you can add a slice of cheese to the top, for optimal support. Bake as the directions on the bis
My Sister Found Me
i have a myspace account to so that my family in oregon can see pic of my kids without having to spend fifty dollars on postage. well anyway day i got so exsited cause my foster sister rikki found me which is cool cause i haven't seen her since i was 13 thats 9 years. i got to see pics. of me nieces which i haven't seen two of them in over nine years and the oldest me and my family bumped into at a mcdonalds it was a chance meeting her church group decided to stop there instead of burger king right down the street. well i just wanted to share that with everyone
Italian Muffaletta
1 sm. jar olive oil 1 lg. salad olives 2 tsp. oregano 4 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp. parsley Mix all above ingredients (don't drain olives). Let set. Po-boy (French) bread Ham Hard salami Swiss cheese Shredded lettuce Slice bread. Spoon sauce mixture on bread. Top with cheese, ham, salami and lettuce.
Vote For Me :)
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=1766651619 OK for some reason the link doesn't work from here, but I find if you copy this and open a new window and past in the address bar...it will take you there. This is my first contest on CT for me so HELP!! :) Vote by commenting many many times on my pic in that link!! THANKS MY LOVING PEEPS!!! MUAH!!!
Pasta Puttanesca
1/8-1/4 cup pancetta, finely diced 3 tablespoons olive oil 5-8 cloves garlic, peeled and minced 1 large can (approx 35oz) whole peeled Italian tomatoes 1 dozen oil-cured black olives, pitted and chopped 3 anchovies, finely mashed (optional) 2 tabelspoons red wine vinegar a pinch red hot pepper flakes 2 tablespoons each fresh basil and oregano 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley (save a little for sprinkling) 1 bay leaf Romano or Parmesan cheese (for sprinkling) 1 lb pasta, cooked according to package directions salt and pepper, to taste Note: If you don't have fresh herbs available, substitute 1/2 teaspoon each dry oregano and basil. In a large skillet, sauté pancetta over low heat in olive oil until soft and translucent; bring heat up and allow to pancetta to brown slightly on edges. Add garlic, oregano, basil, red pepper flakes, parsley and olives. Mash the anchovies well into the oil, using the tines of a fork. Tip: You can do this with the garlic after it's cooked,
All Praise
Thursday, June 28, 2007 praise by saints & seer glory of lord Rama reflects in its content that variety of peoples are on the board of life, not all alike, different peoples with different mode & different version for life. their motives & motto's are different on the whole, apart from the basic motto as set universally for a life as human. nice peoples are like flowers who always make others smile, wicked are bound to inflict pain even to those with whom, they are very intimate.selfishness is regular profile of life as all have to survive with small if & buts but excess of each & every thing proves to be bad. social bindings are meant to facilitate the life but when they passed through the wicked on the board of life, they change the climax & put a question on the social stream. it is really hard to get peoples with nice mode but they are still there among all, & maintaining their own profile with all resistance they have been forced to go along with all smile. the wo
Rollatini Di Vitello Al Pomadore
1/4 lb. Prosciutto 1/3 c. fine bread crumbs 1/2 c. grated Parmesan cheese 4 tbsp. finely chopped parsley 1/2 tsp. nutmeg 2 eggs 1 tsp. dried oregano 2 tbsp. chopped fresh basil 1/4 c. heavy cream 1 1/2 tsp. chopped garlic 12 slices thin veal 1 tbsp. butter 1 tbsp. oil 3 tbsp. finely chopped onion 1/2 c. dry white wine 1 lg. can peeled tomatoes Chop the prosciutto finely. Combine it in a mixing bowl with the bread crumbs, cheese, parsley, nutmeg, eggs, oregano, basil, heavy cream, 1 teaspoon garlic and salt and pepper to taste. Blend well. Spoon equal portions of the stuffing over each slice of veal and smooth it over. Roll and tie at each end. Heat the butter and oil in a heavy skillet and brown the meat on all sides, about 10 minutes. Remove the meat rolls from the skillet. Add the onion and the rest of the garlic to the skillet. Cook, stirring about 3 minutes and add the wine. Stir to dissolve the brown particles that cling to the skillet. Add the tomatoes, sa
Signs
Subject: 25 signs you have grown up 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time McDonalds closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog/cat Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15
Sicilian Panini
1/2 lb. mortadella 1/2 lb. hot capicola 1/4 lb. prosciutto 1/2 lb. provolone pickle slices (sweet or sour) hot pepper relish extra virgin olive oil 4 grinder style sub rolls Set panini press to "Sear" (High). Cut grinder rolls in half lengthwise. Brush outside, top and bottom with olive oil. Spread inside, top and bottom with hot pepper relish On bottom roll. Line with 3 pieces Mortadella, then top with 3 pieces of hot capicola. Top that with 2 pieces of prosciutto. Place pickles over the meats. Fold 2 pieces Provolone in half and cover pickles. Add remainder. Roll half on top. Place on panini press and close for about 2-3 minutes until lightly browned and grilled lines appear.
Wishin I Was Drinkin
today is another boreing day in ohio. i kinda wanna go out and do something. its one of those days where i dont wanna be stuck in the house, but i have a crap load of stuff stareing me in the face. i need to clean the house, and get ready for camping this weekend.... maybe i will go for a long walk tonight. that sounds kinda nice. maybe if i am lucky i will settle down with a nice ice cold smirnoff ice after :) ahhh sounds goood. i think my family actually likes my boyfriend. no one has said cross word about him yet. they are actually being nice and respectful! if you knew my family , you would know how big of a strech that is!!!!! well take care everone, and if you cant be good, be good at it!
New Lounge Opening This Weekend!
Opening Tonight!! 8:30 PM CDT New radio lounge opening this Saturday! Come visit us Saturday night at Chance Encounters...
Forced Vacation
hey everybody, i appreciate all the love i get here but i won't be around for a month or so because my wife is coming here and spending at least a month here so i won't be coming on. it's a long story but i guarantee that i'll be back. i will check real quick for friend requests, but to stay on like i do, won't happen. i will miss everybody, especially one person, u know who u are. once again, i do appreciate all the love from everybody and i will definitely miss everybody here.
Easy Shrimp Salad
10-16 oz cooked small shrimp, shelled and deveined, chilled 1/2 large head lettuce, chopped 2 vine ripened tomatoes, cubed green onion, chopped (optional) 1/3 cup mayonnaise 1/4 tsp garlic salt salt and pepper, to taste Mix all ingredients in a salad bowl and serve with Saltine crackers. This is a great lunch!
One Heart
The Train Is Ready To Go.
If you want to be on this train, please contact me via my mail on here for details. Thank you much. ~ ♥ Life and Blade.Edge ~~~~ ♥ Life LanceLot Ariyen's Imzadi insanedragon63 ~/~Sassy Laurie~/~ Kimmy **Team Shocker** -->♥AsH.WєєE.♥RJeezys CT Wifey.((GM Of Team Shocker)).Underground Promoter Blade.Edge © Sweetcheeks n Jaybudds!FAN THEN ADD.. Ct Express Train
Luvin' Feelin' Just Don't Fade..
====================================================================== It is the end of June '07 . . . it is the first anniversary . . . Last June… I gave my heart away… and I had eyes for her.. and at times she for mee.. why do I try? Why do I cry? I still cry, damnit! She is my friend now.. and I don't pass up a good friendship. It is said to 'let go' . . . hell……… I'm hanging on for dear life! IN GOD I TRUST! ====================================================================== Now it is the end of July.. I do cry.. 0n my own.. 20/20 hindsight.. If I'd known.. My feelings shown.. Wore my heart on my sleeve..
Nsfw Photos In My Ablums
Well...and here I thought I was conservative...but I guess that someone took offense to a picture in my album that showed a woman’s boobie...so I have gone thru my albums and moved ANYTHING that could be taken offensively and placed it in an NSFW album and marked them all. I guess that while I think the female body is beautiful not all people agree. So...don’t get any ideas about adding me to see dirty pics of me...I don’t have any...haha! They are all pics I found on the web that I decided to load here and well...now they are NSFW cause of cleavage. Have a great day! (and please my friends…go thru your albums too…I would hate to have a friend deleted over a stupid picture.)
Baked Ziti
Baked ziti is comprised of three components; sauce, filling (much like a stuffed shell or ravioli filling) and cooked pasta. These are assembled after being prepared, then baked before serving. The final result is reminiscent of lasagna, but much easier and faster to prepare. It's sure to become your family's weeknight favorite! Preparation and Assembly: 1 lb. ziti pasta, cooked al denté (to the tooth) 2-3 tablespoons Parmesan or Romano, for sprinkling olive oil, to drizzle on top before baking Prepare sauce (following directions below) at least one hour in advance. Stir together ingredients for Ricotta filling mixture (recipe found below). Cook ziti according to directions on package, watching carefully (do not overcook). Drain pasta and return to pan. Add sauce to ziti in pan, continuing to stir and adding additional sauce as needed to coat well. Butter the bottom of an oven-proof casserole (or a lasagne dish) and spread cooked ziti in buttered casserole. Sp
Absurd
The subconcious breath of the lover thickens and along the night screams with the diseased French horn symphonies expelling and transmogrifying octaves of the subtle expressions of infinite existences and the cycles are looping every ninety minutes thickening along the veins we walk along the dusty hallway of their dry collapsed urethra our ears plugged with salt and snot so we cannot hear these laughing souls so we cannot percieve the sides since we can only sigh when we can only see one angle at a time the violet refractions of so many facets the indigo tears of those which we could have taken the ashen tiers of those by which we could not have come in the world without their sacrifice or interpretations that bring us closer not to the promise but rather to the state of absolute freedom.
To Every1
im new at this site so i want to thank everyone who has commented,rated,added me as a frind and who has sent me messages.and to all of yall who has wriiten me in my shoutbox(still trying to figure that out)thanks so much hugs & kisses love all sabrina
I Dont Wanna Be An American Idiot,.....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070628/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_subpoenas By TERENCE HUNT, AP White House Correspondent 25 minutes ago WASHINGTON - President Bush, moving toward a constitutional showdown with Congress, asserted executive privilege Thursday and rejected lawmakers' demands for documents that could shed light on the firings of federal prosecutors. Bush's attorney told Congress the White House would not turn over subpoenaed documents for former presidential counsel Harriet Miers and former political director Sara Taylor. Congressional panels want the documents for their investigations of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' stewardship of the Justice Department. The Democratic chairmen of the two committees seeking the documents accused Bush of stonewalling and disdain for the law, and said they would press forward with enforcing the subpoenas. "With respect, it is with much regret that we are forced down this unfortunate path which we sought to avoid by fin
Walking With An Angel
WALKING WITH AN ANGEL Walk quietly along with an Angel. and you will always feel so safe. for an Angel will forever hold you, in their heart's warm embrace. An Angel will walk beside you, yet times take your hand to lead. They are always there to lean on, whenever you have their need. Angels can keep us floating, if we are drowning in rough seas. They will help navigate us through, when summoned to our pleas. Should you feel lost in darkness, their light will show you the way. Angels give us the right direction, when our course has gone astray. Walk with an Angel and you'll feel, all the love one spreads on Earth. An Angel beside you is a blessing; there is no measure of their worth.
Annoyance
I don't understand why my coworkers feel the need to walk two blocks in pairs. I mean is there any reason you can't go alone? We're all grown ups here! Which of course leaves me with the phone. Again.
Share My Life With Me
Share My Life With Me I am looking for someone I can share life with. Mine and theirs, will become ours. This is what I would say to him. Paint me a picture of your deepest feelings. Play me a song of your innermost dreams. Write me a poem of the most secert parts of you. I want to know what matters to you. I want to know all there is to know about you. If we can allow ourselves to be ourselves, accepting faults forgiving mistakes, and growing in love, Then maybe we can build something that would last. I don't care what you do for a living I care how you feel about life. I want to know if you can withstand pain yours, mine, ours. I have learned to love someone, You have to have total trust You have to laugh together, You have to cry together, You have to forgive mistakes, You have to accept faults, You have to be friends. You have to belive in each other's dream and help to make those dreams come true together.
Prayers Needed
The last few days has been pretty rough. First it was my Mom, she was put in the hospital. I went up to see her and she told me there was some bad news... I have a 9 year old cousin they had found him unresponsive. They flew him to another hospital. Right now he has 3 different infections, in a coma, and having seizures. You can't even touch his bed without him having a seizure. Yesterday he had a seizure that lasted an hour long. One side of his brain is abnormal. They are suppose to be doing test on him today, they have to unplug the life support to do those test. All I ask is to keep him in your prayers. It just breaks my heart, he is only 9 years old. I just hope that he makes it through this...
Quiet Mist
When daybreak shines through a lone dewdrop as the walking sphere beneath turns to light a quiet mist will form,leasing the foliage tips To kiss nature's brethren once, to satiate and soothe a quickening from inert ground, awaken for the gift beyond opulent purple air, to blossom for this morn A frail fairness in this valley of dreams Gardens of graciousness in a wispy haze Screne horizons begins here Visions to please at this gateway of dawn a glistening world within one drop's lens Images that span generations of life The greening world in a morning's quiet mist
If I Call You Friend
If I Call You Friend " If I call you friend, " You will always share a piece of my heart. I will alwys pride myself, To always be true tom you. As much as I need friends. So must you. I will also share a place in your heart, To be there whenever you need me, I may not be there in flesh, But I will always be there in Spirit. I will cope with your moods, And try to understand your needs. When you are angry, I will laugh with you, As saddness overwhelms you. We will cry together, If you feel down and kicked, I will pick you and brush away your doubts, When you think you can't continue I will remind you that you can. As you become discouraged, I will boost your ego high. At times when you wish to talk, My attention will all be yours. Being a friend I don't take lightly. It's my desire,never a chore. At times when you must mourn, I shall mourn with you. If you need some silence, yet Not be alone. We will sit together in the peace and quiet. When you wish to
Theodore Roosevelts Words Of Wisdom
I would like to quote Theodore Roosevelt’s ideas on immigration, voiced in 1907: “In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace or origin. But this is predicated upon the person’s becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American … There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn’t an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag … We have room but for one language here, and that is the English language … and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.” I believe in immigration — legal immigration. I do not believe any immigrant has the right to come to the United States and expect to be handed a carte blanche
Why God Made Daughters
Why God Made Daughters When God created daughters He took very special care To find the precious treasures That would make them sweet and fair. He gave them smiles of Angels Then explored the midnight skies And took a bit of stardust To make bright and twinkling eyes… He fashioned them from sugar And a little bit of spice He gave them sunny laughter And everything that is nice He smiled when he made Daughters Because he knew he had Created love and happiness For every Mom and Dad.
Small Disclaimer
IM NOT A VERY OUT GOIN PERSON..ILL EQUALLY RATE 10'S TO EVERYONE OR SEND BACK TO THEM WHAT THEY SENT ME GOOD OR BAD ILL BE YOUR BEST FREIND AN EAR TO LISTEN ALL AROUND GOOD PERSON TO YOU BUT THERE ARE JUST SO MANY PPL THAT COME AT YOU ON CT THAT ITS HARD TO KEEP TRACK UNLESS THEY MAKE AN IMPRESSION...AND ITS ALSO HARD TO TELL WHOES JUST ADDING TO HAVE FREINDS...AND WHOES ADDING YOU BECAUSE THEY GENUINELY THOUGHT U WERE A COOL PERSON. I TRY TO MAKE MY STASH AS FUNNY AS POSSIBLE CUZ I LOVE TO LAUGH MOST MY VIDS ARE FUNNY SO IF U EVER GET BORED CHECK EM OUT..SHOULD BE A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY MUCH LOVE _-MAJICK NEDEN-_
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Buttermilk Fried Chicken
Tonight at dinner my father instructed me, "tell your website readers that your dad say says this is a good one." Done, dad. This chicken was good - perfectly tender, well flavored, crunchy - just what one wants in fried chicken. Searching around for a buttermilk fried chicken recipe, I adapted this recipe from various sources. Many recipes I found seemed to be rather dated as they called for frying the chicken in vegetable shortening. Most shortenings on the market have transfats in them, which are so bad for us the city of Chicago is even considering banning them. We do our frying, of anything, in grape seed oil, which as the name implies, comes from the seeds of grapes. It is a high smoke-point oil, which means that you can get it pretty hot before it begins to burn, making it perfect for deep frying. It also has many known health benefits (see the Wikipedia citation). The recipes also called for frying the chicken in a cast iron frying pan. We love our cast iron pans, but they t
Expiration For Marriage License?
http://www.cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=87718 Go check this out, if you want, lol.
Why Mother's Cry
Why Mother's Cry " Why are you cring?" he asked his mom. "Because I'm a mother," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His mom just hugged him and said, " You never will !" Later the little boy asked his father why Mother seemed to cry for no reason. " All mothers cry for no reason," was all dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why mothers cry, So he finally put in a call to God and when God got on the phone the man said, " God, why do mothers cry so easily." God said, " You see son, when I made mothers they had to be special. I made their shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave them an inner strength to endure childbirth and rejection that many times come from their children. " I gave them a hardiness that allows them to keep going when everyone else gives up, and to ake care of their families through sickness and fatigue without complaining. " I gave
What Makes A Dad
What Makes A Dad God took the strength of a mountain, The majesty of a tree, The warmth of a summer sun, The calm of a quiet sea, The generous soul of nature, The comforting arm of night, The wisdom of the ages, The power of the eagle's flight, The joy of a morning in spring, The faith of a mustard seed, The patience of eternity, The depth of a family need, Then God combined these qualities, When there was nothing more to add, He knew His matserpiece was complete, And so, he called it.... Dad.
For June 28,2007
This current phase of a situation is waning, but that's actually a good thing. Your instinct might be to hold onto the familiar, but you should let go graciously. You'll find that this new phase goes more smoothly.
When You Thought I Wasn't Lookin....
When You thought i wasn't lookin.... When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on the refridgerator, and I wanted to paint another one; When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you feed a stray cat, and I thought it was good to be kind to animals; When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make my favorite cake just for me, and I knew that little things are special things; When you thought I wasn't looking, I heard you say a prayer, and I believed there is a God I could always talk to; When you thought I wasn't looking, I felt you kiss me goodnight, and I felt loved; When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's okay to cry; When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be; When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked.... and wanted to say thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking. T
Hairy Legs
hmmm... i'm thinking my legs could use a fresh shave. it's been four days since the last shave. they're getting stubbly, could poke an eye out with them. gonna go swimming tomorrow so yea, it's time for the tortured hair removal process.
Dear Daddy,
Dear Daddy, How are you ? I just had to send you this letter to tell you how much I love and care about you. I saw you yesterday as you were walking with your friends. I waited all day, hoping you would talk to me also. As evening drew near, I gave you a sunset to close your day and a cool breeze to cool you, and I waited. You never came. Oh yes, it hurt me, but I still love you because I am your friend. I saw you fall alseep last night, and I longed to touch your brow, so I spilled moonlight upon your face. agian I waited, wanting to rush down so we could talk. I have so many gifts for you. You awakened late and rushe doff for the day... My tears were in the rain. Today you looked so sad, so alone. It makes my heart ache because I understand. My frineds let me down and me many times too, but I love you, I try to tell you in the quiet green grass; I shout it to you in the colors of the flowers. I shout to you in the mountain streams, and give the birds love songs to
Let It All Go...
So its been over a week since I've seen his face. I've thought about him and wished that there was a way for me to look into his eyes and see what I used to see. However my naivety is gone now. I know that he has a new life with his gf and his baby. No matter how I twist it I dont belong. I am fighting a losing battle and am already lieing on the floor in pieces from where he put me long ago. So I am going to attempt to be strong now and let it all go. He wont make it easy and he probably wont ever know how much love I hold for him in my heart. I lied to him and myself about being able to have a secret relationship with no attachment. I let him become my world and lost him long ago. I cant keep holding onto a ghost of what we will never trully have.......
Mambo422003 Is A Downrater!!
Ok so I'm doing my typical "I'm Bored" thing & giving people my 11's & this guy comes back & rates one of my pics a 1 & another a 9. His reason when asked was "Thay was not you" Um ok it's THEY not THAY. The next pic he did give a 10 but that's just totally NOT COOL! mambo422003@ CherryTAP Beware friends I guess if your pics are not of you he'll downrate them. WHAT AN ASS!
Dear Mom And Dad
Dear Mom And Dad As I Grow, Please .... Understand that I am growing up and changing very fast. It must be very difficult to keep peace with me, but please try. Listen to me and give me brief clear answers to my questions. Then I will keep sharing mt thoughts and feelings. Reward me for telling the truth then I am not frightened into lying. Tell me when you make a mistale and what you have learned from them. Then I can accept that I am ok even when I blunder. Pay attention to me and spend time with me. Then I can belive that I am important and worth while. Do the things you want me to do. Then I have good positive role model. Trust and respect me. Even thought I am smaller thatn you. I have Feelings and needs too, just like you. Compliment and appreciale me. Then I'll feel good and want to continue to please you. Help me explore my unique intrest, talents, and potential. In order for me to be happy I need to be me and not you or someone else you want me
Risotto Stuffed With Mozzarella
about 2 cups prepared risotto 3 eggs Italian breadcrumbs 2 tablespoons fresh parsley 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese 1/2 lb fresh small mozzarella balls all purpose flour, for dredging paprika, for sprinkling oil, for deep frying In a medium size bowl, beat two of the eggs well. Stir in Parmesan cheese and fresh parsley. Combine with the risotto (for this recipe, the risotto may be prepared the day before). Stir together well. Using your hands, form the risotto into balls, about the size of a golf ball. If the mixture doesn't hold together well, add a few tablespoons of breadcrumbs as a binder. Form a hole in the center of each ball with your thumb, and fill with 1 small fresh mozzarella ball, or cut mozzarella in half, if they are too large. Alternatively, mozzarella cubes may be substituted. Press the risotto around the mozzarella evenly and close up the hole to completely enclose the mozzarella in the center. On a shallow plate, evenly spread about 1/2 inch of flou
Ugggghhh
I just wanted to apologize for not keeping up with comments and ratings much the past couple of days....i have an infected tooth and the left side of my face is swollen up something awful!!! Between 7-midnight last night, i had taken 2 Darvocets & 2 Tylenol 3's and those didn't do a darn thing for the excruciating pain!!! Then a friend of mine had a vicodin which i've never taken and it helped a lil bit, made my nose go numb and i felt pretty loopy, but still the pain was too much! grrr I finally got to where i could lay down about 4 a.m. and got a couple of hours of rest. I am taking an antibiotic for my 2nd day so i pray this all goes away....hell this is more painful than going thru a C-section!!!! My best friend took my girls for me so that i can rest up...thank gawd for that, don't know how i would get thru the day otherwise. Anyway, hope you all are doing well and i will catch up asap! Big Hugz ~GT~aka Kojo
Press1 For English
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Remembering The Forgotten Mechanic
Remembering The Forgotten Mechanic Through the history of world aviation many names have come to the fore- Great ddeds of the past in our memory will last, as they're joined by more and more- When man first started hid labor in his quest to conquer the sky he was designer, mechanic, and pilot, and he built a machine that would fly- But somehow the order got twisted, and then in the publics eye the olny man that could be seen was the man that knew how to fly- The pilot eas everyone's hero, he was brave, he was bold, he was grand, as he stood by his battered old biplane with his goggles and helmet in hand- To be sure, these pilots all earned it, to fly you have to have guts- And they blazed there names in the hal of fame in the wings with bailing wire struts- But for each of these flying hero's there were the thousandss of little reown, and these were the men who worked on the planes but kept their feet in the ground. We all know the name Binlbergh, and we've read of his flig
Scallop And Mushroom Frittata With Newburg Sauce
FRITTATA: 2 tbsp. butter 1 tbsp. olive oil 1 1/2 lb. Cape Cod scallops 1 lg. clove garlic, finely minced 1/4 c. fresh chopped parsley 2 scallions, coarsely chopped 8 med. mushrooms, thinly sliced 6 eggs 1/4 c. whipping cream 1/4 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. freshly ground black pepper 1/4 c. bread crumbs NEWBURG SAUCE: 5 tbsp. butter 2 1/2 tbsp. flour 1 c. milk, warmed 1 c. light cream, warmed 2 oz. sherry 1/4 tsp. paprika 1/2 c. chopped scallops (reserved from above) To make frittatas: In large skillet, heat 1 tablespoon butter and 1 tablespoons olive oil. Wash and drain scallops; pat dry, and saute until lightly browned. Remove from pan and put aside (reserve 1/2 cup for Newburg Sauce). In same skillet, add remaining tablespoon butter and saute garlic, parsley, scallions, mushrooms until tender. Remove from pan with slotted spoon. In large bowl, beat eggs, whipping cream, salt and pepper. Generously grease 2-quart casserole dish and sprinkle with bread crumbs
Angel Of The Night
Angel of The Night I gaze lovingly at my child peacefully sleeping, and feel an Angel gently tug at my heart. I know she is watching over my precious child, as I can feel her ambient warmth in the dark. An Angel of the night, sent by God, to bring my child some Heavenly slumber. The look of serenity on my sweet childs face, confirms all my faith, in Gods Angel watcher. As I tenderly kiss my child, and turn to leave, I feel the Angels smile, and nod to me, For she knows that I feel blessed, and at peace. Knowing that God loves my dear child, Uncondtionanlly
Italian Minestra
10 c. water 7 large cloves garlic 2 T olive oil and 2 T salt pork chopped 2 to 3 sprigs parsley, cut 1/2 lb. sopressatto, proscuitto, 2 chicken legs, and 2 italian sausages (or use any combination of a proscuitto bone or ham bone or 2 chicken legs and two italian sausages, sliced) 1-2 heads escarole 1/2 pound linguine or other pasta Salt to taste Pepper 1/2 c. cooked or frozen Great Northern or limas or cannellini beans 1/2 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano leaves 2 leaves fresh basil Fry out chopped salt pork in olive oil. Add thickly sliced garlic, parsley or flakes, and basil and chopped meat or brown whole chicken legs if using chicken. When meat begins to color, add water to cover and reduce heat to simmer. Leave on back burner or in crock-pot for several hours over very low heat. Cook until potatoes are very soft. In a few hours, taste and adjust seasoning. Add water as needed during cooking to keep meat in broth. A half hour before soup is done, boil 1/2 pound pasta
Vic Membership
i was just wondering if any one would please buy me a vic membership ship please
Doesn't Seem So Busy Here Today??
Hey guys and dolls, don't seem so busy here tosay what's up?? Are you all ill or something??
Veal Scallopini
2 lbs. veal scallops 1 lb. mushrooms 2 cans (14 1/2 oz.) tomatoes 1 med. onion, chopped 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 stick butter 1/2 tsp. oregano or tarragon if you prefer 1 c. Parmesan cheese, freshly grated 1 tsp. salt Freshly ground black pepper 2/3 c. white wine 1/2 c. flour Wipe the scallops of veal clean and place between sheets of waxed paper. Pound with a mallet or the flat side of a cleaver until they are 1/4 inch thick. Shake the cutlets in a paper bag containing flour, 1 teaspoon salt and fresh ground pepper. Heat 1/2 of the butter in a skillet and saute the mushrooms gently until they are golden. Then add onion and garlic (either finely chopped or put through a garlic press.) Continue cooking until the onion is soft and golden. Add tomatoes, white wine, salt to taste and oregano; simmer, covered for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. Heat the rest of the butter and cook the scallops rapidly until they are lightly browned on both sides. Return all veal to t
For A Dear Friend Of Mine
SPECIAL PRAYER FOR A SPECIAL PERSON.MY FRIENDSTHIS PRAYER IS FOR MY FRIENDS DAUGHTER,I'M SURE THAT EVERY ONE OF US HAVE SOMEONE VERY DEAR IS GOING THROUGH PAIN BUT THIS LITTLE THREE YEARS OLD GIRL WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND NOW SHE IS IN THE HOSPITAL FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE ,YOU KNOW THAT GOD IS ALWAYS WITH ALL OF US IN EVERY MOMENT,SO LET US PRAY FOR LITTLE Abbigail la'shai Baby Boy J'S DAUGHTER AND FOR WHO EVER ON YOUR MIND. Please keep him and his family in your thoughts and prayers. BabyBoy-J@ CherryTAP A PRAYER FOR STRENGTHO Lord,In this time of need, strengthen me. You are my strength and my shield; You are my refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. I know, Father, that Your eyes go to and fro throughout the earth to strengthen those whose hearts long for You. The body grows weary, but my hope is in You to renew my strength.I do not fear, for You are with me.I am not dismayed or overwhelmed, for You are my God. I know You will strengthen me and help me; that You
Spice Girls Reunion
Girl power back with Spice reunion! It's a sight their fans never thought they would see - the Spice Girls back together again. Five became one at a photocall in advance of their comeback announcement. Now all in their 30s and with six children between them, the group went for a more sedate pose than they would have done in their heyday. Geri Halliwell, 34, has turned more demure since generating headlines around the world by wearing that now-famous Union flag dress. The mother of one, who quit the band in 1998, was the centre of attention by standing in the middle of the group in a long, flowing boho flower-print dress. After dying her ginger locks blonde, Ginger Spice is now ginger again. Standing on the outside, Posh (Victoria Beckham), 33, wore her trademark super-skinny trousers with a corset-style top. Scary Spice (Mel B), 32, did not look too Scary in a red pencil skirt and corset top. Baby (Emma Bunton), 31, soon to have her first child, covered up
Hes Coming Home...:)
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m I just got off the phone with my baby and they are releasing him. He will be home tomorrow...Woo Hoo...The doctors are saying that hes doing really well...And I cant wait...Thanks to you all for your thoughts and prayers...muahhhhh
I Don't Understand
You know....I have met a lot of really nice guys in my lifetime and yet the sad truth is that most "nice" guys are completely overshadowed by the "other" guys. Here recently it seems like all the guys I meet are professing their undying affections to me and stringing along several others at the same time. Either that or they seem like a really nice guy for a while then all of a sudden this horrible dark side emerges. What ever happened to the truthful, honest guy who takes you out on a date, opens every door for you, knows how to order a bottle of wine, and at the end of the evening doesn't expect anything more than maybe a kiss good-night or the possibility of another date. Now I'm not saying there doesn't have to be more but why does it have to be expected. A "nice" guy likes what's in a girls heart not what is in between her legs. I am so tired of guys who feel like they have to play games with women's hearts. They have the "I like her, but I'll hold on to her and her just in case"
Just Ask Already
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. (I Wanna Fuck Quiz) Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u wanna get ........ in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use dessert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like
How Do I?
I've just uploaded a morph into my Amy folder. Whilst it works fine on my PC, once uploaded the morph speeds up so you can't really see either photo. Any ideas?
For David
I wish for a moment I could ease your pain...take into myself a let you live again. I wish for a moment I could change your past...right all the wrongs and let your good times last I wish for a moment you had no burdens to bear...that you could walk through this life without any cares. I can wish all I want but these things I can't do...the only thing left is to love you. With all my heart & all my soul my love i give to you
Life
You know what pisses me off is when people who says there life is so hard,they have it so rough.But what the hell do they have thats so rough? Most of them dont have kids a care in the world or nothing to drag them down.So all I can say to them is shut the hell up and deal.Have they ever lost a dad a brother and bin told yr wife is leaving you with in 3 monthes?Have they ever bin the pallbearer at an infants funeral? Have they bin on the brink of loosing everything and wanting to die even trying to take there own life?Have they ever bin in love with someone who has lied to them the whole time and was just using them?You know I am not th emost caring man in the world so all I can say if they haven't had to endure even something close to any of thes then to hell with them they need to get a pair and deal with it or just shut the hell up.
Special Prayer For A Special Angel
SPECIAL PRAYER FOR A SPECIAL PERSON.MY FRIENDSTHIS PRAYER IS FOR MY FRIENDS DAUGHTER,I'M SURE THAT EVERY ONE OF US HAVE SOMEONE VERY DEAR IS GOING THROUGH PAIN BUT THIS LITTLE THREE YEARS OLD GIRL WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND NOW SHE IS IN THE HOSPITAL FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE ,YOU KNOW THAT GOD IS ALWAYS WITH ALL OF US IN EVERY MOMENT,SO LET US PRAY FOR LITTLE Abbigail la'shai Baby Boy J'S DAUGHTER AND FOR WHO EVER ON YOUR MIND. Please keep him and his family in your thoughts and prayers. BabyBoy-J@ CherryTAP A PRAYER FOR STRENGTHO Lord,In this time of need, strengthen me. You are my strength and my shield; You are my refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. I know, Father, that Your eyes go to and fro throughout the earth to strengthen those whose hearts long for You. The body grows weary, but my hope is in You to renew my strength.I do not fear, for You are with me.I am not dismayed or overwhelmed, for You are my God. I know You will strengthen me and help me; that You
Ghosts In The Machine
The night haunts me with memories and visions of errors long past, of words never spoken, of doors never closed. I seek in the light of day to make ammends, but when even the power of the internet cant locate those people who have touched me, those whom I once held dear. I have to ask if I am not utterly mad, if they ever exsisted at all, or have they become ghosts in the machine. What would I say, I dont know, why then do I search maybe I have been wild too long. Maybe I prepare for a greater journey yet. June Buffalo NY- wow you were the first, you will always be the most memorable, hiding away every chance we got, so many notes in high school. To you I would say I hope you made it, all the way to the very top. You are like a Bob Segar song and everytime I hear one I think of you. Loretta Salamanca NY- You were so wrecked when I met you, I shouldnt have ever interfered in your life, not knowing where mine was going. Julie Palm Springs Ca- You were a wild child and I hung on
Taking Time To Myself
First of all, I think Im going to lose my job, taking a personal day today. Anyway, I wanted everyone to know that I am taking the day off completely, Im not going to be talking to anyone. I had some very disturbing information brought to light involving my childhood and I need time to myself. I will talk to everyone tomorrow. Much love!
Downraters Are Haters
Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com FYI... The reason that happens is because our default pics are posted elsewhere too for everyone to see. I try to go on the "I'm bored" link, which links too to the pics that are posted elsewhere just so that I can do my part in an effort to balance off those downraters. This revelation was made months ago about this issue. The sad thing is that those folks outside of the site aren't aware of the community's dynamics and common decency we do for those we vote upon.. either vote a 10 or 11, but if you don't like the option to vote upon (pic, profile, etc.) just don't vote on it. We can't change the powers to be's decision about posting our pictures and blogs elsewhere because they are doing everything that they can do to entice more people coming to the site, a part of their marketing efforts. Hope this helps in delineating what the issue is and where those downraters are coming from (generally not a member of the LC/CT
Urrr Update I Suppose.
*pokes at blog* ewwww its all moldy. So...I guess that I haven't been here in awhile. How y'all doin? I'm doin' ok. I've been working on my homemaker skills. Getting better, I still can't pick a paint color on the first try, but whatever. I found a new girly store, its called Sephora, or something to that effect. I like it. Its got all sorts of lotions and potions! So I'm on the hunt for my make up table again. Everything that I find that I like though, is fairly expensive, boooooo. I'll continue on my search nevertheless. I'm still as useless and lost as before. I still don't know what to do with my car or which job to get. So many opportunities, too many infact. I need more of a Commie lifestyle. That would narrow it down a bit =P July and August are gonna be festival crazy as usual. There is the renesance fair, street performers, fringe, the Ex, Warped tour, Motion notion and a few other things here and there. I fail to see how I'm gonna be able to attend them all
Trust
Well we all say we trust someone or more then one person.But how far can we trust them really?Can you say you know they wouldn't tell your darkest secret?Would you trust them to help you at the spur of the moment with a man/women problem at 1 am in the morning.Could you tell them why you cant stand someone and know they would never tell anyone else?Or I have to ask do we use the word just to make us feel better and that we can trust someone or do we really mean it?There is just to much to ask that I will juts leave it at this for now but ask yourself who and why you trust someone.
A Painful Experience
Let me tell you what happen to me when I was 13. I was watering cotton here in the Rio Gand Valley of Texas when I notice a lot of the Texas Red Harvester Ants floating by in the ditch. Didn’t pay much attention to the ants I was busy keeping my water flowing down the mile long rows of cotton. I got stung on my legs by a couple of ants. No problem just brushed them off and went back to work. Soon I felt “tickling” sensation in my goring area so being out in the country I grab my crouch and you gust it wham I got stung on the tip of my penis. I screamed so loud my Dad heard me a ½ mile away. Down came my pants followed by my underwear. Got the ant crushed it with my fingers and fell into the ditch in throbbing with pain. Luckily the ants had floated by and were down stream of me. Dad drove up wondering why I was in the ditch with my pants and underwear down around my ankles. I told him what had happen. He was laughing so hard that he couldn’t help me out of the ditch that was on
Ok, Listen Up All Goths, Vampires, Pagans, Bdsm
There is a website out there that is making us look completely horrifying. I haven't even gotten past the first age and I was outraged. From what I can see this page was set-up by a "Christian". Now as a child I was opened up to the Christian Faith and it even states to love everyone. Well this is one person who hates us...Please comment after reading this website. WARNING!!!!! This website will piss you off...if you could please private mail me your opinions, I will make sure you are heard. I am planning on making it known that we are not like what they say we are. Hopefully with some help from some friends we can change the minds of some people. this is the website: http://godhatesgoths.com/index.html Ciao! Lillyth
Crazy !
Sometimes I cant help but sit and wonder, what it is in life I really want to be. A lot of the times I put on my mask, not letting people see the real me. The person inside thats makes people laugh, mainly because I love to see them smile. He has been locked up deep down inside, the guy you all havent seen in a while. I like my privacy,and I like people too, but mostly I am a lonesome and depressed man. Socialable, friendly and I care about my friends, I try my best to help them whenever I can. They come to me for comfort and encouragement, I am always by their side. Most of my problems and personal feelings, I try to hold them inside . I know they are my friends, and they love me for the person I am. They see my laughing eyes and my smile, but deep down it is all just a scam. CRAZY is what I feel sometimes, I just want to scream and shout. Let the tears run down my face, and then my true feelings come out. So what do you think my f
Well
i want to welcome my new friends and i hope you all have alot of patience with me it will take me awhile to get to your profiles to rate them still working on the othere you all are awsome and thanks for rateing me huggs and kisses to you all love susan
Today On Wrr
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Well
i want to welcome my new friends and i hope you all have alot of patience with me it will take me awhile to get to your profiles to rate them still working on the othere you all are awsome and thanks for rateing me huggs and kisses to you all love susan
4 And 20 Blackbirds
Claim '420' entered drug parlance as a term signifying the time to light up a joint. Status: True. Origins: Odd terms sneak into our language every now and then, and this is one of the oddest. Everyone who considers himself in the know about the drug subculture has heard that '420' has something to do with illegal drug use, but when you press them, they never seem to know why, or even what the term supposedly signifies. It's both more and less than people make it out to be. '420' began its sub-rosa linguistic career in 1971 as a bit of slang casually used by a group of high school kids at San Rafael High School in California. '420' (always pronounced "four-twenty," never "four hundred and twenty") came to be an accepted part of the argot within that group of about a dozen pot smokers, beginning as a reminder of the time they planned to meet to light up, 4:20 p.m. Keep in mind this wasn't a general call to all dope smokers everywhere to toke up at twenty past four every day;
Parent - Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!! POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds
What A Day This Shall Be.
I got absolutely no sleep and feel really grumpy. I am attempting to down coffee but I really just want to pass out in my steps. I feel like the living dead today. How is it a person can lay in bed for hours and never sleep? I would give up half my worldly posessions right now for one awesome night of sleep. I am doubting my brain can even be slightly functional today.
Why Do
why do the girls wont to fiend a nice ,and careing guy then they wont the bad boy? i used to be the bad boy until i met her then i started to change for the better now i wish i had it all over to do so i could show her that i under stand some of the things that are going on now and i dont really blame her for anything i would like to know why she got so pissed at me for a mumm i had done on top of it all i might not have her anymore and it scares the hell out of me like my world just came to a stop i can eat,sleep,with knowing i might lose the best thing in my life if she is gone that proves that everybody was right about how my life would turn out my family i thought i would have will be gone with her
Craziness Begins
well today starts off my month of craziness...so I wont be on here hardly...yay Yes I have a life...lol Driving to San Jose for 4 days for a wedding...then home for a few days and off to Rosarito for 4 days and 2 weeks of driving to different places with my little girl and back for wedding number 2...yay Anyway time to live the good life for alittle...byeeeeeeee for now....muahhhhhhhhhh
Sorry About This...
I really don't like to appear like I'm a whiny bitch in these blogs. I swear I don't. there are just so many things that bug me. I swear I am a happy and fun loving person in real life, ask anyone who knows me. So here we go the things that have bugged me today (yeah this is just todays list). 1. Booty call text messages. Any text message after 11 that is not a conversation that is already in place is a booty call text message. I hate getting these cause they normally wake me up and then I'm cranky. Needless to say I got one last night to which I did not reply to until 7 am. Wake me up, I'll wake you up. Really guys, the veil of "I just wanted to say hi" is very translucent. 2. Having a random stranger instant message me asking me personal questions, acting like they know me. I hate that. What I hate even more is that random stranger starting off a conversation with "I'd love to fuck you" or "Do you want to know the dirty things I would do to you?" Do I have cyber whore on
My Music
Music SurveyTAKE THIS SURVEY!Put your music player on shuffle. Click -Next Song- for every question and write it down.What does next year have in store for me?American Soldier (Tobey Keith)What does your love life look like?I could not ask for more (Edwin McCainWhat do I say when life gets hard?far away (nickleback)What song will I dance to at my wedding?Always (Atlantic Star)What do you want as a career?Crazy bitch (buckcherry)Your favorite saying?This is why I'm hot (Mims)What do you think of your parents?Baby you save me (Kenny Chesney)Where would you go on a first date?Your Everything (Keith Urban)Drug of choice?Vulnerable (Secondhand Serenade)Describe yourself.Crazy (Aerosmith)What is the thing I like doing most?Piss on you (Dave Chappelle)The song that best describes the president?By the Way (Hinder)How will I die?Be like that (3 doors down)The song that will be played at your funeral?Tears in Heaven (Eric Clapton) uhhh Scary!The song you'll put as the subject?Invincible (Crossf
To My Closest Friend You Know Who You Are
Hey babe, I know you are going thru a tough time right now and I wish you all of the luck in the world that you get thru this... you don't deserve the shit that you are going thru right now you are such a good father and person.... I know you probably won't read this but I just wanted to let you know that I will be there for you anytime that you need me day or night
This Is Awesome
The video story says the shooter is a former Marine. Hell yeah!!! Subway Customer Shoots Two Robbery Suspects Yusila Ramirez Reporting (CBS4) PLANTATION A quick thinking customer at Subway restaurant in Plantation reportedly foiled a robbery attempt by pulling a gun and shooting both of the suspects. It happened at the Subway location in the 19-hundred block of Pine Island Road. Police say the man had just finished eating a sandwich and was taking his tray to trash, when two armed and masked men walked into the restaurant. As the armed men demanded money from the employee behind the counter, they tried to manhandle the customer into a bathroom. That's when the customer reportedly drew a gun and open fire, hitting one man in the head, the other in the chest. When police arrived they found the suspect who had been shot in the head lying on the floor of the restaurant. He was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. The other man was found about a blo
Ranting About Supposed "heroes"
Alright, I can't hold my tongue anymore. A mother of 3 children under the age of 8 freaks out one day. Her 5 and 7 year old are next door at a friends house. The 2 yr old is upstairs taking a nap. "Dad" is at work. Mom, had requested assistance from the state a year ago for a depression so deep she had thoughts of suicide. Mom, goes upstairs w/a butcher knife from her kitchen and stabs her baby 18 times. She then goes back down stairs and into the garage, setting down the knife; not even cleaning herself up, she lights a cigarette. Her older children come home. Dad comes home. Kids screaming at mom, what happened???? Dad flies into the house and makes the 7 yr old call 911 and tries to perform CPR, but its too late. *Tragic isn't it. Don't idolize a human who killed their family. Don't honor a man who took life for no reason other than his own insanities. I don't want to wish someone to "Rest in Peace" , when his wife and child had no choice in the matter. I will howe
*let Me Not*
Let me not Let me not fall in love with shadows, Trick me not to dance with air, Confuse me not with whispering hearts, Blind me not by what may not be there. Stay my mind from wandering wondering, Hold back my fancy till truth may be seen, Focus my eyes on the words and the letters, And not get me lost in what lies between.
Will Science Render Men Unnecessary?
The possibility seems real but don't drop your guy just yet By Brian Alexander |MSNBC contributor I normally don't spend a great deal of time thinking about my sperm. But recently a team of scientists announced they had made artificial sperm from human bone marrow, and media reports abounded with the dire news that my goodfellas (and by extension, me) had been rendered unnecessary. If a woman chose to do so, speculated tabloid journalists, she could make sperm from her own bone marrow, fertilize another woman's egg — and voila! "Men could be completely sidelined," according to Britain's Daily Mail. "Women to Self Create," blared the headline in Australia's Daily Telegraph. "Men beware!" began a story on one U.S. news Web site. There are at least half a dozen reasons why such speculation is silly, some scientific and some practical. For example, as long as sex feels good and remains no more expensive than dinner and a bottle of wine, most people will use nat
2/10/07 My Grandfather
The other day I learned that my cousin put my grandfather in a retirement community.He now stays with my grandmother there.My grandmother had been there for about four years already because she had a stroke and became paralyzed on her right side.Since he has been there,he has become confused about why he is there.Physically,he's okay for the most part.The only thing would be his hearing and that he still smokes. The battle he now fights is adjusting to the fact that he cannot do things on his own anymore.I'm betting he was thinking that everything was all good when he stayed at his house 'cause my mother,cousin and brother were still tending to him.That obviously means that he was not doing things on his own.I see not that much difference between the retirement community and living at home.People will still be looking after him.He's got it real good.I'm inclined to think that his thinking is like that of a child,pre-teen or teenager....they wanna call their own shots. The only ma
Very Happily!!!!!
WE are so prefect couple! I showed my grandma at Buffalo NY! She said "I never seen you been happy with new Girlfriend for long times!"...... I told Amy and She just understand How was my feeling about for nasty naughty for single!! I have fewer of ims hited me and they are SO jealous and insulted to me! I showed to Amy about all weird / strangers saying to me!! She knows they are so jealous! OH Well They are loose! So We just starting talking about to moving and live with Amy! Maybe on July or Aug! I have to coming back to home and packing up all my clothes and dvd and my hobby cards with me and I will starting to hunting for job and helping Amy then we will thinking to marry maybe next years or depend on!!!! Thanks mtbikers72
Gabriels Horn !
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Fr. John’s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray. The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone. “Oh, sister,” said the young nun dreamily. “I’ve been saved.” “Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?” asked the old nun. “Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.” “Did he now?” said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene continued, “And Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heave
If I Died.....
Just copy and paste this in an email if you want :) IF I died tomorrow, you would never ever get a chance to see me ever again. [be honest] 01. What are 5 things you would want me to know before I died? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 02. What would 5 questions be that you have been wanting to ask me? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 03. If I died, would you come to my funeral? 04. If I died, would you cry? 05. If I died, would you forget me eventually? 06. If I died, what would be going through your head? 07. If I died, would you tell me you loved me before I died? 08. Would you mean it? 09. If I died, would you regret anything you said to me? 10. If I died, would you regret anything you said about me? 11. If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that 12. If I died, what would be your last memory of me? 13. If I died, what would you remember me by? 14. If I died tomorrow, I would want to know your true
1/16/07
This is my first blog from Milwaukee. I need to say that I have to get used to this weather again. The day after I arrived,Milwaukee got three inches of snow. I was reasonably prepared for this except for the fact that I lost my gloves on my way here and I gave away a pair of boots in Atlanta that would have came in quite handy. I had to settle for a used pair that were laying around in my mother's basement. I'm not excited to be here nor am I bothered by it. I'm just here. I'm not sure how this whole thing is going to pan out but I will put forth the effort to make it as good as it can get.
Hey Peoplez
Hey everyone i know that i havent been on alot lately. well here is an update on whats going on. well as a few of you will know i was going threw a really hard time. well i moved out of that situation... im living my life now with my awsome son. he is getting big now. finally starting to actually use his words. and im happy for that. i have a job now... YAY!! tee hee.. im harrassing peoples phonw in cali and in pa. so if ya people in cali or pa get a call from a chick named Theresa, That would be me... hahhaha love ya guys. other then that im living life. and honestly im loving my life outside of my parents house. and to be truthful. i know that i would never go back to living at my mothers house becuase that was just pure hell right there. haha. but then again my mom is playing the damn worry game and ive emailed her letting her know that im alright and that i have a job and what not and shes not even reading my email or shes read it and not respondin to it. but you know what thats
Quote For June 28
I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came. -- Jefferson Davis Bonus Quote: Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us. -- Voltaire This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
Come Join!!
IF ANYONE IS INTRESTED IN JOINING A BOMBING FAMILY PLEASE CONTACT ME!! WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW FACES TO JOIN OUR BOMBING FAMILY KNOWN AS THE MAFIA!! IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE IN THE FAMILY AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE MAFIA BY ALL MEANS PLEASE CONTACT ME AND I WILL GET YOU ALL THE INFO REQUIRED FOR YOU TO JOIN.
Censorship
someone ran around flagging half my art as "NSFW" These are pictures i've had up for quite some time, and new work. It's artwork that i have posted via Myspace, Photobucket, Deviant Art and many other public websites. It's only here that the bored and pathetic have found away to censor what i do. I'm not gunna lie, this really puts a dent in my purpose in bothering with this site.
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Coincidence...
Thanks to "Antzilla" for this joke :) ------------------------------------------------ > A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at > the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her > and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." > "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm > celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and > asked, "What are you celebrating?" > "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all > my hens were infertile, but today they're finally > fertile." > "What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and > I have been trying to have a child. Today, my > gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your > chickens become fertile?" she asked. > "I switched cocks," he replied. > "What a coincidence," she said.
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I'm Looking
This Never Gets Old!!
I dont know what it is about this but everytime I watch this I giggle!.. bouncy bouncy bouncy...
This Never Gets Old!!
I dont know what it is about this but everytime I watch this I giggle!.. bouncy bouncy bouncy...
Morning Bomber Crew
GOOD MORNING , IM LOOKING FOR THE MORNING BOMBER CREW , YOU ARE NEEDED ON NATURE HUNNYS DAUGHTERS CONTEST .. PLEASE CLICK ON THE BOTTOM LINK AND GO THERE AND LETS GIT-R-DONE THANK YOU THE DEVILISH ONE
This Never Gets Old!!
I dont know what it is about this but everytime I watch this I giggle!.. bouncy bouncy bouncy...
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True Friend
I Am Safe
i have moved to Florida and am safe at last.i love it here..me and my family are going to the lagoon today to swim..it will be a lot of fun..i have two beautiful nieces that i love very much..i should be in my own place by the end of this month.i can'nt wait..lol..i live at the beach or the pool..any ways..have a wonderful day i know i will Love Brenda
Anticipating
hmm...nothing important. just trying to shout out to tell the whole world how fortunately i am now. gotta relaxing soon after the 2 more days examination. no more studies n no more homeworks to be done. haha...!!!
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Me
1. How old are you? 21 2. What is your sexual orientation? straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex? no 4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes 5. How many sexual partners have you had? cant tell 6. What is your pubic hair style? curly 7. What is your choice of underwear style? none 8. Have you ever had anal sex? no but gave it 9. What is your favorite position? all 10. How often do you masturbate? 2 times a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yes 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? yes 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? no 15. Have you watched porn? Yes 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? no 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? no 18. Spit or swallow? neither 19. Have you ever had an orgasm? yes 20. Do you own any sex toys? no
Good
good morning my awsome friends i hope you have an awsome day and remeber to keep a smile on your cute little faces
Tonight....
Myself and Ruby shall converse with the Lord ... Shane Told. In two weeks we shall converse with God Almighty. Keith Buckley. Yeah!!!!! :D
Why I'm Starting Not To Believe In Love
People use the four letter word too freely and don't understand what it truly means. So if you tell someone you love them, understand it means sacrifice no matter how hard times get and not leaving at the first hint of danger.
Seeking
Seeking the lie buried in truths; shared by night. seeking warmth, where only cold self-indulgence laid. Seeking light, in the darkest hearts. Seeking the spot where grace calls home Seeking searching on going. never knowingt
Rocky Mountain High
Shadow
She moved beside me like a shadow. Her body molding to mine. Her hands so soft on my chest. Her breath on my neck slow and cool. Contentment spreading. Feeling so good just being. I feel her move closer. Her lips on my neck. As she tenderly kisses me her hand slides down from my chest. As her hand surrounds me, her lips brush my ear. I shudder as she says ‘I want you”. Slowly she moves her hand on me. Her grip sure and soothing. She kisses me on the lips and I can feel her smile at my reaction to her. As I reach fullness, she slides atop me. The feel of her body exquisite. Her breasts on my chest full and nipples hard beads. A moment of separation as she lines me up. Ecstasy as she slides down on me. More and more kisses as we experience each other. Neither one moving. Not wanting to break the spell. Hands roaming. Touching faces. Nibbling necks. And finally with mutual agreement beginning to move. A slow rocking motion. Highlighted by small moans and expressions of intimacy not
Automated Harassment
Automated harassment By M. E. Kabay Over the last few weeks, my wife and I have noticed about half-dozen phone calls at various times of day that had no identification and simply went dead after a few seconds. Shortly before writing this article, I dialed *69 to find out the number of the latest hang-up call and called it. To my astonishment, it was my own phone company, Verizon! I explained the situation to the pleasant young lady on the line and she explained that the calls were part of a marketing campaign. She offered to put me on Verizon’s do-not-call list. I said that was not the point: it seemed to me that there was something wrong with their auto-dialer programming, so the solution was to fix the problem rather than patch one complainant’s number at a time. She repeated the same explanation and I repeated my objection more slowly. Finally she switched to a different tack that was more informative. From servers to storage: Virtualization saves It's touted as one
Achoo!!!!!
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before"
I Think I Have Issues
I don't know what it is about the "dark" guys. The Goth types, the bad boys, the BDSM types that I find so attractive. Seems like the scarier they are the more I like them. The sweet romantic types I'll be friends with but, that's about it. I think there is something wrong with me.
Automated Harassment
Automated harassment By M. E. Kabay Over the last few weeks, my wife and I have noticed about half-dozen phone calls at various times of day that had no identification and simply went dead after a few seconds. Shortly before writing this article, I dialed *69 to find out the number of the latest hang-up call and called it. To my astonishment, it was my own phone company, Verizon! I explained the situation to the pleasant young lady on the line and she explained that the calls were part of a marketing campaign. She offered to put me on Verizon’s do-not-call list. I said that was not the point: it seemed to me that there was something wrong with their auto-dialer programming, so the solution was to fix the problem rather than patch one complainant’s number at a time. She repeated the same explanation and I repeated my objection more slowly. Finally she switched to a different tack that was more informative. From servers to storage: Virtualization saves It's touted as one
Goodmorning
Kindness has converted more sinners, than zeal, eloquence or learning. (F. W. Faber) Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. (Will Rogers) Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending, Give without ending, Build without rending. (Nina Roberta Baker) Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. (Mother Teresa) Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back. Knowing is not enough;We must Apply.Willing is not enough;We must Do. (Goethe) Live your own life, for you will die your own death. (Latin proverb)
Pedophiles...parents Be On The Lookout!
Parents need to know about the sick, sick movement known as "pedophile activism". I am not joking. Look up pedophile activism on wikipedia.org for more information. They have created these symbols, so that they can identify each other, create a support network, it's sickening: This is the symbol for "boy love" called BLogo This is the symbol for "girl love", called GLogo This is the symbol for "Childlove Online Media Activism, CLOMAL This is the symbol for all-encompassing pedophilia, CLogo This is not a joke!!! If you see these symbols on someone's myspace, they are a pedophile. If you see someone with one of these symbols on their clothing or jewelry, they are a pedophile. (Which, in my opinion, gives you permission to beat the fuckiing shit out of them.) Anyone with children, please please go to wikipedia.org (a free online encyclopedia) and search "pedophile activism" and you'll get the whole sick story. Also, please repost this in your bulletins,
How To Touch A Girl
Ain't That A Shame
Mistakes Women Make In Bed
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonab
Naughty Poll
Take the Naughty poll Quiz ......... "Click here" 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Regular Panties 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Sort of tried to 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?About once a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, just as a gag 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not that far, just kissing 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watc
Friends Are Uncondtional
ONE FOR UNCONDITIONAL LOVE ONE FOR FINANCIAL WEALTH ONE FOR EVERLASTING HAPPINESS SEVERAL FOR SUCCESS ONE FOR KNOWLEDGE ONE FOR BEAUTY, INNER AND OUTER MANY FOR FAMILY ONE FOR HONESTY AND THE LAST ONE FOR A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE For every friend you send these roses to, your wish will come true This is a friend test. Send this to as many friends as you possibly can especially the person that sent to you and if you get it back, you truly will know who your friends are. You have 30 seconds to start. If you send this to 2 people - it will come true in a year 5 people - in 3 months 7 people - in 1 month 10 people - in a week 15 or more - tomorrow
A Woman Should Have
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..one old love she can imagine going back to.. and one who reminds her how far she has come... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a youth she's content to leave behind... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a set of screwdrivers,cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD H
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A Woman Should
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..one old love she can imagine going back to.. and one who reminds her how far she has come... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a youth she's content to leave behind... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a set of screwdrivers,cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD H
Hot Blonde
I'm A Bitch,
so pregnancy has made me one ruthless bitch, and i don't like it, I say mean things to people, I'm just mean lately...ugh.... someone stop me lol I have my good days and bad days it seems, on my bad days, i just want to go back home to maine, on my good days, it still feels like the honeymoon phase with sean, we laugh, we wrestle, we pick on each other, and we just can't keep our hands off each other I love those days the best...we've had a couple good days now, and today is definately one of those days, I can't wait for him to get home so i can wrap my arms around him and tell him how much I miss him while he's gone,good grief, I don't want to be a wicked bitch for the next 8 or so months, my moods are erratic, I'm mad, I'm sad, I'm happy, I'm laughing, I'm crying....poor sean, he says you're lucky I love you, I don't know how men deal with this crap lol this weekend we are gonna take our misfits to space farms, should be a grand day!next week is his b-day, so we're gonna hav
Vasectomy...
Vasectomy... A West Virginia couple, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision - why after nine children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
If You Think
If You Think If you think you are beaten, you are. If you think you dare not, you don't. If you like to win but think you can't It is almost certain you won't. If you think you'll lose, you're lost. For out of the world we find Success begins with a fellow's will. It's all in the state of mind. If you think you are outclassed, you are. You've got to think high to rise; You've got to be sure of yourself before You can ever win a prize. Life's battles don't always go To the stronger or faster man; But soon or late the man who wins Is the man who thinks he can.
New Jersey
Only Jersey people can understand this. A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey." So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex." He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Freehold." Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Point Pleasant." Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!" Gotta love New Jersey! Repost this if your from NJ
Losing Someone Very Special
I have a very special person upset with me. I am not sure what i did or didn't do. I am really sorry. You mean the world to me. So i am hoping you can forgive me. I love this person with all my heart.
Is It Aug.
GIGGLES ,OK OK,, IT DIDN'T SHOW UP LOL .. RATE ANY HOW, I TRIED SMILES,,,LOL LOL
My Birthday
I just want to thank everyone who sent me birthday wishes... Thanks to all MUAH
Este Es Para Ti... Quieres Bailar Con Migo ? :-)
Where Is God?
When you're down to nothing, God is up to something." She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "
Thursday Links: Perv News Thursday, Turn On Your Paltalk, Live At Mohegan Sun Tomorrow, More Jill Tv Photos, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY's SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link is usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning, everybuddy! It's Perv News Thursday, Fun Fact Thursday, Male Camel Toe Thursday, and yes... Phone Call Thursday. You can participate on the phones or through your webcams via Paltalk... and as long as you're there, check out all the Naked Women sleeping, showering, flashing, having morning sex, etc. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) The Traveling Virus Tour arrives at Mohegan Sun Arena this weekend, and the Opie and Anthony Show will be LIVE at The Wolf Den INSIDE the casino TOMORROW, Friday, June 29th... SO GET UP EARLY AND COME JOIN US AT MOHEGAN SUN!... and if you don't have tickets, GET YOUR TICKET LINKS AND LINE UPS HERE If you can't make it to the show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, hand-made from the finest beetle anuses (so we're told... we could be mistaken): CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!
Sexy Eye Contest
I AM RUNNING A SEXY EYE CONTEST IT WILL START AT NOON ON JULY THE FOURTH AND RUN UNTILL JULY 10 TH.. PRIZES WE BE AWARDED AND NO IT IS NOT BLASTS OR ANY THING LIKE THAT.. IF YOU WANT IN SEND THE LINK TO YOU PICTURE SOON AS YOU CAN .... AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL THAT ENTERS....
Study Shows...we Have Idiots Performing Studies...
Good morning…I just have to say who on earth does these studies? And why do they get paid to do it or better yet why allow they to post it… BEAUMONT, Texas — Teenagers in a southeast Texas county were more likely to smoke cigarettes if they or their family members were affected by Hurricanes Katrina or Rita, according to a university study. The study by the University of Texas Health Science Center in Houston surveyed more than 5,100 middle school and high school students in Jefferson County six to nine months after the hurricanes made landfall. "The physical damage was easy to see, but the psychological damage from the hurricanes was pretty well hidden," said Alfred L. McAlister, a behavioral scientist and an author of the study. "The hurricanes had an emotional impact on the youth and we need to recognize that and give them the help they need. Otherwise, they use tobacco as a crutch and then they become addicted." Almost 38 percent of students who reported they had a family membe
The Elevator
A man is riding an elevator stops at another floor. The most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. He can't take his eyes off of her and finally musters the courage to say to her "you are simply the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life." the woman replies "Well thank you" The man says "I know this is very forward of me, but I am an extremely rich person who is use to getting what he wants. Would you be willing to spend the weekend with me in my penthouse condo which overlooks the ocean? I would pay you 1 million dollars." The woman lights up and says "Well, I guess I'm free for the weekend, sure why not." The man replies " Great! Hey, how about we run across the street to that cheap flea bag motel and grab a quickie? I'll throw you a hundred bucks! " The woman says " Sir what kind of woman do you think I am?" The man says " we have already established that, now we are just haggling over the price."
A Standard Morning In A Daddy's Life...
7h20 : driiiiiiiiiiiiiiing ... oh fuck, i forgot to set clock at 7h00 !!! go go go, i am late 7h21 : GIRLSSSSSSSSS !!! good morning, wake up, we are late! G, run in the bathroom ! L, get dressed, hurry up, hurry up ! 7h22 : running to make breakfast ready... 7h23 : (toilets) 7h25 : L !!!! please, get dressed, NOW !!! 7h29 : (G comes out the bathroom) thanks my love to do it so fast, get dressed and have your breakfast 7h29"30 : no L !!! not this dress, it's cold outside, have some pants 7h30 : daddy !!!! i can't find clean pants.... hmmmm ok, take the one you had yesterday (oooops i forgot the laundry) 7h31 : running into the bathroom, shave, brush teeth, shower 7h37 : running to make a coffee... ok girls, stop dreamin, eat NOW 7h45 : ended my coffee, run into the room to get dressed 7h55 : ok, time to go now... put your shoes, go go go..... 7h55"30 : no L.... take your raincoat, it's supposed to rain... 7h57 : in the car... 7h57"30 : L !!! what are these shoes you have o
Prove Who You Are On Ct Only Lol
This salute thing is such BS. Using the net since 99 , I wasn't aware that CT had to come up in order for me to prove my existence lmao. And in case someone bitches about this here is my yahoo christoe_72@yahoo.com just ask to see me on cam. Cheers
I Am Sure You Will Not Understand
its not that i have not blogged in a while its that i have and something happened to them... it was always something...some of them feelings..or imaginary place i wanted to be..but the imagination only exists in the imagination of the imaginer. therefore making it almost impossible to pun words. all those are gone now.. i wish they weren't ..even though some fictitious truth ... what i am about to tell you is real at least i thought it was.. i was in a wide open white room with chairs my mom with me..she sat there with a cold dead look on her face.. i remember being happy several times in it... a for instance i saw a small red race car out a window i leaned out to look at it and was smiling... the people in ot started taunting me so i put my head back in and continued to walk into scenarios ..i got mom and I a root beer and on the side it said we were to get another free one.. i was happy and i drank mine fast....i went to the counter where there are several pretty nurses in diff
Not Sure What I'm Gonna Say
Well What To Say Today. I'm Back On The Road Today. Get To Cross Ill. Mo. And Ok Today. Feels Good To Be Back To Work But Leaves Me Too Much Time To Think. My GF Mis Carried Yesterday So That Made For Rough Day Since I Couldn't Get There. I'll Be Glad To Get Outta This Rain. Well That's Enough Ramblin Today. Much Love To All My Friends.
Not Sure What I'm Gonna Say
Well What To Say Today. I'm Back On The Road Today. Get To Cross Ill. Mo. And Ok Today. Feels Good To Be Back To Work But Leaves Me Too Much Time To Think. My GF Mis Carried Yesterday So That Made For Rough Day Since I Couldn't Get There. I'll Be Glad To Get Outta This Rain. Well That's Enough Ramblin Today. Much Love To All My Friends.
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ok im removing ppl off my list cause if yaull can tell me all the time yaull are horny and cant talk no other time than yaull aint my friends.peace
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In A Contest
this is a moutain dew contest hope my good friends will help click the pic and u shall go to it
Some Things To Know
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football fiel
She Controls Me
i was finally allowed to cum last night and it was wonderful. It had been 7 days since i was last allowed to cum. There may be Mistress or slaves out there who read this and think 7 days if not very long, but i am new, and i used to cum almost everyday. On top of this, i have to wear stockings to bed every night, and i have a huge stocking fetish. i have to play with myself in the bed every night and not cum. At work, i have to go to bathroom twice a day and play with myself and not cum. i am also very turned on by the humiliation of playing with myself at work. i have to come to my Mistress on webcam, naked and bowing, another huge turn on. i am surrounded by stimuli, placed there by Mistress M, and i am only allowed to cum on her command. Last night was one of those nights. i put my stockings on as usual, but i also put 5 clotespins on each nipple. i tried to make it last, but i only held out less than 10 minutes. When i was done, i had a huge puddle. As per orders, i
Love Her Or Loose Me * What Ever
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Without You
Without you I was lost, lived in darkness and fear, without you I was empty, my future unclear, you showed my what love was, you made it all seems so real, gave meaning and reason, we shared smiles and cheer, what will it be like, where will I turn, will things be better, from all that we shared, what will life hold? will it return to what once was, lonely and cold? Without You.....
Getting Rid Of My Account
why? bc ct is getting boring to me. i made it to 10,000 points, and it just doesnt make sense to me anymore to stay on here. but i have a myspace i pay alot of attention to. if you wanna chat, talk to me on there. www.myspace.com/smackthis666 ill leave this up for a couple days then im gone
Materialism
Yah, I do the whole reppitition thing. I say the same thing over again using different words and examples for several pages. If people don't quite get it by the end of the paper, they probably ain't going to. America’s Materialism- Crafted by the socially acceptable prejudice against the “ have-nots “ An American child’s first words are generally object words. They learn the names of things, rather than descriptions of them, or actions people take. A psychology teacher I had asked the class why children first learned object words before they learned other words. My answer was that it was because we live in a materialistic society. The “ real “ answer was that we emphasize these important words at the enc of sentences with our voices. The question I didn’t ask, ( because it’s a brutal process trying to ask this teacher questions ) is why do we emphasize object words at the end of our sentences instead of descriptive words, or action words when talking to children??
All About Me
I'm 28 single no kids and never been married I love to have fun and I drink occationaly I got on here to meet new people and to some day find the special someone I love my family to death and will never change that. I have brown hair and blue eyes I'm 5'8 and 150 pounds. I do wear glasses. I love to party with my friends once in awhile. I'm a fun loving guy who would show all you sexy women a great time. please rate me thanks everyone if you have and never forget you only live once so live your life the best you can Party on
Always You And I
All About Me
I'm 28 single no kids and never been married I love to have fun and I drink occationaly I got on here to meet new people and to some day find the special someone I love my family to death and will never change that. I have brown hair and blue eyes I'm 5'8 and 150 pounds. I do wear glasses. I love to party with my friends once in awhile. I'm a fun loving guy who would show and of you sexy women a good time rate my profile if you would because I'm new on here and I want to make alot of friends on here well everyone who sees this party on and have a great time on Cherrytap I alway do.
Waiting In Vain
Let's Start A War: A War Of Kindness!
Let's Start A War: A War of Kindness! Wow it's a mad world - people killing and hating each other, children dying, communities becoming an alien concept and the new living to work attitude taking over. What is happening? And what can we do about it? Mahatma Gandhi once said - "Be the change you want to see in the world." Can we really start to make a change to this world by doing our bit? Sure we can. And this is exactly what I want to cover today in this bulletin. Imagine your head hitting the pillow tonight and that last thought going through your mind being one of fulfillment as you drifted off to sleep! Want to know how you can make this a reality? Then read on... I want to get on to Random Acts of Kindness - something that I have mentioned before in other articles. A Random Act of Kindness is exactly what it says it is. What could you do today that would make someone else's day? What could you change in yourself that would ultimately enrich the world around you?
Another Year Older
OK just turned 27. I am another year older.. dose that mean I am wiser? I have big plains for the next year. But I am gonna reflex for a min. Its been almost two years since I lost Martin. Sometimes the hurt is so real. Its as if I lost him yesterday. I am a believer that everything happens for a reason. I am not sure what the reason for me losing him was...but I did. I know that I loved him. Maybe I was supposed to learn something for it all. Its hard to believe though that there is a reason for losing someone you love. I wonder at times if I can love again. Did I close my heart after I lost him. Have I not opened it back up ....well maybe not completely. I wanna love and be loved. Maybe I am just scared. I know I care a lot about the friends I have. I wanna believe I love a few of them. But do I? I know that I am not sure I wanna get married again. I was hurt there also. Will I feel again what I felt for Martin. When I think about the events of that July. Him passing my divorce being
The Only One Who Really Knows Why This Happened Silenced Himself
Benoit’s son suffered from Fragile X Syndrome; speculation over whether pressure was too much Written: June 27, 2007WWE.com learned from an interview conducted Tuesday by Vancouver’s News1130 that Chris Benoit’s son Daniel possibly suffered from Fragile X Syndrome, a genetically passed-on condition that results in impairments ranging from physical and learning disabilities, to more severe cognitive or intellectual disabilities. In the interview with News1130, Pam Winthrope, whose own 12-year-old son suffers from Fragile X Syndrome, recounted how she and her husband talked to Benoit about the condition five years ago. “We talked to him because I was trying to set up a support group in B.C. and in Canada; we only have a couple of them,” she said. “My husband was struggling when we got diagnosed with our son, and Chris was struggling with his. They talked for a few minutes, and then he said he didn’t want to be a public face for Fragile X. He just wanted to keep it really, really
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Chris Benoit Text Messages
Just In: Chris Benoit Text Messages Released The WWE has released new details about the last hours of wrestler CHRIS BENOIT. WWE star Benoit, aka "The Canadian Crippler," was found dead in his home on Monday, along with his wife and young son. According to a timeline posted on the WWE Web site, Benoit was scheduled to appear at a live WWE event on Saturday night, but he canceled his appearance, saying that his wife and child were ill. Benoit was still slated to appear at a Sunday night pay-per-view event in Houston, but early Saturday morning, co-workers received a number of strange text messages from the wrestler. Benoit sent the following texts from his cell phone: 3:53 a.m. -- My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayetteville Georgia. 30215 3:53 a.m. -- The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open He also sent three texts from his wife's cell phone: 3:54 a.m. -- My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georg
Sex Or Not
would i be your lover or your husband
It Burns When I Pee!
Oh, yeah, and what the fuck is up with Chris Benoit? One minute he's one of the highest-grossing WWE superstars, the next, he's a fucking psycho murderer? Dude, party foul. Not cool. S.
Singles Lounge
Cherry single lets mingle will be reopening soon...its going under construction...gonna be making some changes...will let u know when it will be officially open...still stop by and join if u aren't a member be glad to have ya...
Great. Now He'll Never Leave.
You know what I think is funny is that nobody ever reads blogs on these kinda websites, anyway. S.
Lucky Charms
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Apples And Ladybirds
This is a conversation a friend of mine had with a young boy at a mums and tots group recently. Made me giggle so I thought I'd share it in case anyone else needed a smile :) She's sitting next to this little boy when they handed out the fruit for snack and had the following conversation: "Are you going to eat your apple" "No, I don't like apples" "Oh, don't you?" "No, they taste like ladybirds" "like ladybirds?" "yes" "I've never tasted a ladybird, have you then?" "yes, and they taste like apples, and apples taste like ladybirds" "oh, well apples are my favourite fruit, if apples taste like ladybirds and ladybirds taste like apples, maybe I should eat ladybirds?" "No" "why not?" "Cos you get in a lot of trouble for eating ladybirds" :D
This Is Definitely Not A Part Of My Life I Should Be Talking About On Ct, But What The Hell...
My roommate is getting dropped tomorrow which means that he's probably going to jail. For 3-12 months. He's also talking about things like, if he has to go to jail, he's killing himself. Totally not cool. Sativa time. S.
Not Much Sleep And Here We Go
Well peeps on my way to Indianapolis for my wife to have her foot surgery this morning gonna be kinda hard for her to get around considering.....have fun peeps take care heading out.....:-)
Naughty Survey
Got this from my friend "LickSuckLick" (Love the name....LOL) 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you
June 28th, 2007
Have big plans you want to start on? Great idea! It might be a good time to get some expert advice about them, especially if you've already done some preliminary legwork. Share your thoughts and your dreams.
Libra--the Scales
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Thanks For Making My B-day Special
to everyone that has made my day a special one to me I know I can thank everyone at one time like this. Daily Horoscope: Cancer for June 2007 the 28th day. Your calendar is overflowing, but make sure someone important to you is a priority, even amid the social whirl. You don't have to cancel any plans -- just make sure you-know-who knows you're thinking of them.
Open Invitation
Help And More Then A Few Comments Please
Hey all a little help from all of you would be nice and not just 3 comments and then forget about it lol but im in this Gift Giveaway for 1 months blast + 1 month VIC and im only at about 700 and its been about a month i need 30,000 thiers no time limit but i would like to get it alot faster then i am now and ty to the 12 that has been helping and will keep on helping as well heres the link its NOT A CONTEST no time limit but 30,000 comments is alot ty
I Dont Know What To Bother Putting Here.
By now, I've at least figure out that change isn't always bad. But it is scary, Its always scary. I don't understand why so much change has to happen all at once. Almost exactly one month ago, one of my close friends and room mates packed up all of his shit and moved out, without a word. Ive still not heard a word from him. Yesterday my other room mate, who is my best friend, told me she was moving out as well. She might be out as quickly as 3 or 4 days, but shes at least giving me my 30 days notice and rent like we had agreed. Friday will mark two weeks since I had to put Prancer to sleep. Two weeks without him, after 16 years in my life. The relationship I had with that dog will be greater then ANY relationship I ever have with a human being. No one will ever fully understand. Ive recently had a ex boyfriend apologize and decide he wanted to get back together with me, then he didn't, then I was driving him away with who I was before, but he doesn't like who I am now app
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Booty Call
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Chris Benoit
Guess what kids IT WASNT ROID RAGE GET THE FUXX OVER IT THE NEWS IS BLACK LISTING WRESTLING AND IM SERIOUSLY PISSED...you will never know the Chris Benoit i met the kind Gental Candian Crippler guess what he hanst been called the canaidan Crippler in a DECADE THE NEWS is just trying to make the Wrestling look bad and im FUCKING SICK OF THIS YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I AM A CHRIS BENOIT FAN...NOT WAS I AM A CHRIS BENOIT FAN.. chris Benoit wasnt the man The news is smearing him as...He was a kind Gental hearted man I can honestly say i never thought i'd hear this Horrific story... Chris Benoit was the most deserving guy in WWE he gave the bizz 22 years...He trained the younger guys and he pushed 90% of the guys who got in the ring with him.. Do me a favor IF YOU DONT KNOW THE WWE/WCW/ECW/NEW JAPAN/STAMPED WRESTLING CHRIS BENOIT. DONT FUCKING JUDGE every wrestler who steps in the ring because of something Benoit did...Dont take the legacey he put forth and distroy it because he did somethin
Tragic
This morning my father got into an accident, the truck stopped working and the truck fell down the cliff. My dad is pretty banged up. So now he's worse then normal. He is origianly disabled through his back and his legs he has no feeling in them if they get hit. Well he has a nice sized cut down his leg and scratches all over his arms. He is very lucky he made it. Now I just don't know how his body is going to be in the morning....he has a hard enough time trying to walk as it is.
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Fantasy Fulfilled
Fantasy Fulfilled Pretending to be your call-girl one night, I come around looking just right, To your front door in my spike-healed boots, Anxious to see if the outfit suits. Taking your time as not to tear paper, You lift my skirt then say "wait here." On go the lights of the Christmas tree, Back you come to unwrapping me. Tripping towards the window chair, Cars driving by catch a stare, At you parting my thighs wide with your knees, Me arching back with a need to please. Down before me then you drop, All hurriedness seems to stop, Tracing edges with your nose, Savoring fragrance, eyes sweetly closed. And on my mouth there forms a grin, Petals caressed with bare chin, Sighing resumes, as you lick with leisure, A cone full of your favorite flavor. Not content with petting for long, Like a cat the urge too strong, Purring starts a reverie, Lips melting with sweet honey. Fingers used to stir the flow, Knowing you like watching the sho
Dormi
Dormi, dormi, Sleep, sleep sogna, picolo amor mio. Dream my little love. Dormi, sogna, Sleep, dream, posa il capo sul mio cor rest you head on my heat Mille Cherubini in Coro A choir of a thousand cherubs It sorridono dal ciel. Smile on you from the sky. Una dolce canzone A sweet song T’accarezza IL crin. Caresses your brow. Una man ti guida lieve A hand is gently guiding you Fra le nuvole d'or, through the clouds of gold, Sognando e vegliando dreaming and keeping watch Su Te, mio tesor, over you, my treasure, Proteggendo IL tuo cammin protecting your path through life. Dormi, Dorm
Artist Unknown
artist unknown - do you know this artist? No Name I am consumed with wanting, But for what it is uncertain. A need to feel alive. A fire demon lives within me, Scratching, screaming, Trying to claw its way out, My blood poisoned with its Passion. Restless, Confined in my cage, With just enough space to pace, It plans escape. Knowing it will come, That day it will run free. Only a name Will bring peace, cease its torturing pleas. Roaring in the dark void of my mind, Beckoning come find, to look inside, To search for meaning in my existence, Demanding definition of my destiny. It's a living torch, One I cannot extinguish, And I am being incinerated By its tempestuous flames. The only relief from its wrath, Is found in your arms. In your presence, it eases, the longing subsides. I get anxious at the thought of leaving you, Knowing, like an old familiar friend, it will return, To eat at me with ravenous hunger, Until I touch you once
Buried Friendship
A friendship is buried today It was never meant to last. He lied so much to me. Why couldn't I foresee? The sky is filled with hate, Lies tore us apart, I was never in your heart. Now what will you do? Who will have faith in you? This time I won't run. You don't bother me anymore. I looked at what you've become You’re the player but I am done, Done with all them lies. No more heartaches either. Now I glance back at the past, I take one last look. I am forgetting you, a friendship, Witch was never meant to be
Update
I am currently in Oklahoma City. My mom was taken to the hospital 3 days ago and is still in the ICU. Sorry I won't be around much, but as soon as she is off of the ventilator and moved out of ICU I should be on more frequently... Kimmer
Blink 182 Im Lost Without You
I'm Lost Without You - (6:22) I swear that I can go on forever again please let me know that my one bad day will end I will go down as your lover, your friend give me your lips and with one kiss we begin Are you afraid of being alone cause I am, I'm lost without you are you afraid of leaving tonight cause I am, I'm lost without you I'll leave my room open till sunrise for you I'll keep my eyes patiently focused on you where are you now I can hear footsteps, I'm dreaming and if you will, keep me from waking to believe this Are you afraid of being alone cause I am, I'm lost without you are you afraid of leaving tonight cause I am, I'm lost without you Are you afraid of being alone cause I am, I'm lost without you are you afraid of leaving tonight cause I am, I'm lost without you are you afraid of being alone cause I am, I'm lost without you are you afraid of leaving tonight cause I am, I'm lost without you I'm lost without you I'm lost without you I'm
Hurt
why did i have to let him walk out the door why dose love have to hurt why cant a marriage be for life ne more how can people fall out of love why do the people that love you most hurt you worst why cant i get over him why cant i find that kind of love that makes my heart stop hurting why do i still love him why cant i move on how did he move on so fast will i ever find that kind of love again does snyone feel the way that i do? i mean really i talk to so many people and it is like noone is truly going what i am going through. i was with the same guy for 6 years and then one night he just decided to leave. and when he tryed to come back my pride got in the way of my heart.now i am so scared to get out there and love again cause i dont want to hurt anymore. i already hurt so much.
Pictures
to all the people who ask about my pics...theyre private because i dont want anyone to see them right now...there are pervs here who right click and save them to their computer, and I dont want that and I dont trust people on here not to...so if you want to see them ill have to add you to my family after talking to you for a long time
Blink 182 I Miss You
I Miss You - (3:50) Hello there, the angel from my nightmare the shadow in the background of the morgue the unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley we can live like Jack and Sally if we want where you can always find me we'll have Halloween on Christmas and in the night we'll wish this never ends we'll wish this never ends (I miss you, miss you) (I miss you, miss you) Where are you and I'm so sorry I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always this sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting every time and as I stared I counted webs from all the spiders catching things and eating their insides like indecision to call you and hear your voice of treason will you come home and stop this pain tonight stop this pain tonight Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you) don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you) Don't waste your tim
Another Quote
Quote of the Day "Do not fear mistakes, there are none." – Miles Davis
Mistakes Women Make In Bed!
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, bu
Tragic Car Accident
Hello everyone.... This is a sudden update to say that someone I personally knew got killed in a car accident. I didn't have a direct relationship with her, but she was my dad's best friend's daughter, Haley, who was only 14. For the past couple years, she got involved with a church and became very active with special events and activities with her youth group. On the way back from Las Vegas, a driver who was driving a trailer lost control of his vehicle, driving on the opposite side of the road, causing a head-on collision with the same van Haley was riding in, taking out her boyfriend and some of her friends as well as her. Haley became a pretty close friend of my younger brother, who was about her age, and they had a good friendship since they were both born. I'm very worried about how much it's going to affect him, but I haven't gotten a chance to talk to him yet, as I heard the bad news late at night. Although I haven't seen her that often over the years, it's hard t
Please Help
I know i have some bommer friends out there and hopefully they are not too busy i need some help my friend feel sick and waz not able to start right when it be gan will yll please help me get her up some we only falling down about 4000 commits i know yall can help do this please your friend kewlrunning tha link is below http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=753759&albumid=414744&i=1625170346
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Today's Quote Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. -Oprah Winfrey
A Dream
Laying in your arms My head on your chest Every heartbeat I could hear my name Each syllable being pounded out Look into your eyes and I see All I have ever dreamed of Feelings of disbelief that this could be real Everything thing I’ve ever thought of The man of my dreams Sitting up in a sweat Tears streaming down my face It all was just a dream Back to reality I face Hopes and dreams shattered The blink of an eye you were there In half that time you were gone I thought it would be forever Truly madly deeply You used to tell me You were just as happy as me Because of your past You chose to give up your future My future determined When you gave up yours What we could have been Just a fantasy Our choices have paved our roads Separately the paths they lead Maybe one day they will meet again You gave me the love I’ve always dreamed You are what I strive for in my life Your nothing but a dream to me
Drive-in Theater
You and your girlfriend decide to go to the drive-in movie theater one night. You both decide to just throw some blankets and pillows in the back of your truck and lay back there and watch the movie. You back into a parking spot in the back of the lot. You both get out of the cab and climb into the bed of the truck, She piles the pillows up so you both can lean against the back of the cab and watch the movie. You wrap your arm around her shoulder and she cuddles close, laying her head against your shoulder. The movie starts and she starts to kiss you, it's the first movie of a family double feature and niether one of you were set on seeing it. She deepens the kiss, her hand slowly moving down your body. She reaches into your shorts and wraps her fingers around your rapidly growing erection. You groan loudly and pull her on top of you. She grinds against your now throbbing erection before she slides down your body, kissing her way to your pants. She pulls your shorts down and flicks her
Happy Blah Birthday
Well, it's almost 3am on June 28th which is my birthday. I've tried to go to sleep several times but have been unable to do so. I didn't get my midnight phone call from Daddy singing completely out of tune to me. He would always call me on midnight of my birthday and sing, "Happy birthday to you, You belong in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too!" Then he would always tell me the story of how he had to leave to take Mom to the hospital the night I was born and he missed his supper because of me. He sat and waited at that hospital for me to be delivered while his pork chops were sitting on the table at home....LOL **Sighs** Will it ever get any easier? Sad birthday to me, eh?
Oysters Carnival
5 cups onions, minced 1/2 tablespoon garlic, minced 1 bay leaf, minced 4 stalks celery, minced 1/2 teaspoon thyme leaves 10 tablespoons butter 4 dozen oysters, strained (reserve liquor) and chopped 1 1/2 cups bread crumbs 36 oyster half shells, boiled and scrubbed 18 strips bacon, precooked and crispy, with each strip cut in half 6 lemon wedges for garnish In an iron skillet saute the minced onion, garlic, bay, celery and thyme in 6 tablespoons for the butter for about 15 minutes. Add the chopped oysters. Moisten 1 cup of the breadcrumbs with about 1 cup of the oyster liquor. Add to the above. Simmer for 20 to 30 minutes. Add 4 tablespoons butter and cook until the butter is melted. Fill the oyster shells with the mixture, and sprinkle the remaining 1/2 cup of breadcrumbs over the top. Top with bacon pieces. To serve, heat the oysters in a 375 degree F oven for 10 to 15 minutes or until hot. Serve 6 oysters per portion, and garnish each platter with a lemon wed
Not A Player
Ok, lets get it straight once and for all! when i say to someone from here "i love you", it comes from my heart and strictly in a friend or family way! the kind of "i love you" that someone says to a lover, will not be heard from me. I am not a player as someone accused me yesterday, just because i dont share the same feelings! People that really care for me must know more than this. I didnt open my heart to be insulted in a brutal way. I am hard to catch, especially after what happened to me but once i am caught i will stay for good so dont come pressuming i want to be a heart breaker! As for the crushes that come and go to my page, i would really appreciate the honest ones that could stay there as long as i will be on CT! if one of you that has a crush on me thinks is not able to keep it that long, is invited to remove it! I hate fake feelings! For the moment, this is what i had to say! Thank you all for you time in reaing this!
.water.park.hell.
'on tap' my ass. i havent been here all day...but whatever. so. the kids had to be woken up at 1. *laughs* perfectly ok with me...cuz that just meant i didnt have to listen to 'when are we going' all morning...muahahahaha. cuz believe you me...there was no way on God's green earth i was spending 8 hours at a water park in 109 degrees. no please. so we went from 3 to close. and lemme tell ya... theres nothing like running up the hills at the water park to show a 30 sumthin that they're out of shape...well ish anyway... guess ive been spending so much time on my back n arms...i forgot all about those 2 things that hold me up called legs...thats ok tho...cuz they got a work out today. and i also suppose that low impact cardio...otherwise known as swimming doesnt work all the muscles the house of they SAYS it works..so *flips them off* i think theres something wrong with my brain. which is better...sifted elsewhere. im exhausted..and i have last minute packing to do
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Welcome Another Mate Of Mine !!!
hahaha I got my mate Bec who I go to tafe with to join cherry today !!! she is one awesome chick and I love her to death !!! she is the the blonde bomb shell which is in a fair few of my photoz too ... soooooooo you know what 'cha gotta go do now ??? rate, drool and welcome her cos she is one cool bitch ... http://www.cherrytap.com/user/974712
If Any One Loves Hip Hop
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Got Hit Again 2x In A Row
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It's 2 A.m.
I said that the 27th was my b-day!! OOPS!! I meant the 28th!! To all of my family, fans, ans friends..... I'm back!! Sorry I've been gone so long!! Missed all of you!! Hope to get back in contact with you soon!!
Daily Horoscope: Libra
For June 27,2007 You've got a thousand-watt smile. Unlike a light bulb, the more you use it, the more energy you gain. You see the results when people perk up as soon as they're in your presence. You could get used to this!
Chris Benoit
Picture if you will, the last moments of his son's life. The staging area is his son's bedroom. Benoit comes in, and puts his son into a choke hold. The son first thinks that Daddy is playing as they used to do all the time. But, all of a sudden, the grip goes from firm, but harmless to very tight. He begins gasping for air. Terrified, he looks around the room, and all he sees are posters and pinups of his own dad all over his wall. THere are Chris Benoit action figures all over the room. He idolizes his dad, and now his dad is killing him. There is no worse betrayal than this. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/06/25/wrestler.dead.ap/index.html?cnn=yes Here's 2 snips from this article. [quote]When a co-worker who usually travels with Benoit called him later from the Houston airport, Benoit told the co-worker his wife, Nancy, was throwing up blood and that his son, Daniel, also was throwing up. Benoit said he thought it was food poisoning, according to WWE.[/quote]
How To Do Some Things Here On Cherrytap.
below is something I saw in a bulletin once and full credit stolen from "bbG~Prince Jesse's Lover~" for maken this, Im postin for everyone too see who is not aware on how to do this. £ô©o™- Ťĥē Mòŕpĥ MÄŝŤêŕ@ fubar Ty for taken time to read this and hope it helps you, Loco The Morph Master If your still needin help check out http://cherrytap.com/bible.php :) First... Someone asked me... How do you rate a page... You go to the person's profile Look to the right side of the page, under the Blast box, and you see this: You then click either the 10 or 11 :D Now, someone else asked me, how do you become a fan... Look to the left side of the page, under the Alerts box (My Bar Tab), and you see this: Click the one that suits what you want to do :) This is a Blast box... This is an Alert box (My Bar Tab): Any questions? Just ask Loco
The Christmas Party
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas party will take place on December 23, starting at noon, in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols ....... feel free to Sing along! And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1.00pm. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 2 October 2005 RE: Holiday Party In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish e
Santa's Willy
Scroll down and you'll see Santa's willy! Whoo hoo, You're gonna love this * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * For Crying out loud Act your age! There is no such thing as Santa
In Time You Will See ( My Love)
In time you will see .... I will not give up on you for you my love will always be true The world could try to tear us apart but no matter what you will always be in my heart In my eyes you are the man that is meant for me and some day you will see You bring a smile to my face even in my darkness days Even though our distance is what keeps us away my love for you grows more an more each an everyday... You may think you have a lost soul an cold heart but I know in my heart you always have control an your heart is made of gold .. Your not worried about what people would say and that is what made me Love you in the first place. A man of honor is what you are to me and A man with such a great destiny .. You will realize one day all these words I always mean an say ....
Holiday Eating Tips ­
­ ­1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. ­ ­ ­2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think It's Christmas! ­ ­ ­3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. ­ ­ ­4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It
Snow Flake Creators
check out this site , you can create snowflakes http://www.popularfront.com/seasonsgreetings/
Believe In Santa Claus
> > > >I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a > >kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the > >day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she > >jeered. "Even dummies know that!" > > > >My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that > >day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma > >always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a > >whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" > >cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said > >so. It had to be true. > > > >Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told > >her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" she > >snorted...."Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going > >around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your > >coat, and let's go." > > > >"Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I had
Wild Christmas
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. This won first prize. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses And went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do? You're kidding me! Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as
Twenty-five Ways To Annoy Your Roommate At Christmas Time
1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If she/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder. 2. Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off. 3. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it. 4. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..." 5. Hang mistletoe in the doorway. When your roommate enters or leaves the room, plant a wet one on his/her lips. 6. Hang a stocking with your roommates name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. If she/he asks, say "you've been very naughty this year." 7. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games. 8. Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (I.E. "You know, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.") 9. Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll ar
Remember This At Christmas Time
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
> The Perfect Couple
> > Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, > they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. > > One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their > perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road > in distress. > > Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. > > There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to > disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded > Santa and his toys into their vehicle. > > Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. > > Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; > and Santa Claus had an accident. > > Only one of them survived the accident. > > Question: Who was the survivor? > > >>Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it) > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>Answer: > >> > >>The perfect woman survived.
What Is It About You
What is it about you....That makes me burn Blinding my conscience making me yearn... Wanting your embrace as your fingertips touch my face. As your lips violently take mine and we’re swept away as our love combines... I become wet from the things that you say You grip my hair an Kiss my lips Spread my legs and settle between my hips You fill me my complete being I can’t breath !!!! It’s to overwhelming Feelings Escalate....I’ve no place to go We hold nothing back where we’ll stop, we can’t know all we feel is the bliss overflow...
Can You Name All The Reindeer???
ok guys...cute joke here. Play along..... Name the reindeer that pulled santa's sleigh: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen (and yes, Donder's name is this spelling...Not Donner) and Rudolph. But you guys didnt say Olive. Olive, the other reindeer!!! (get it? "Olive" is actually "All of" ) Link to
When Four Of Santa's Elves Got Sick
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help. He answers that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for you wife?" He answers, "Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, because it's sooooooo much cheaper...... so I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!"
For The Newbies, Thanks Bbg!!!!
First... Someone asked me... How do you rate a page... You go to the person's profile Look to the right side of the page, under the Blast box, and you see this: You then click either the 10 or 11 :D Now, someone else asked me, how do you become a fan... Look to the left side of the page, under the Alerts box (My Bar Tab), and you see this: Click the one that suits what you want to do :) This is a Blast box... This is an Alert box (My Bar Tab): Any questions? Just ask! I hEaRt ChErRiEs!! bbG~Prince Jesse's Lover~@ CherryTAP PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL NEWBS AND DOWNRATERS! (repost of original by 'bbG~Prince Jesse's Lover~' on '2007-06-27 23:20:50')
Memories Of Mom...
For those who are lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, this is beautiful. For those who aren't, this is even more beautiful. Memories of Mom... The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said "Yes, and the way is hard, and you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, she fed them and bathed them, taught them how to tie their shoes and ride a bike, and reminded them to feed the dog and do their homework and brush their teeth. The sun shone on them and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the nights came, and the storms and the path was sometimes dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her arms and the children said, "Mother,
Thy Lovers Touch
sweetest kiss placed on thy lips, while fingertips caress thy face warmth of breath on skin doth trace, entwine bodies, causing heart beats to race slowly building thy lovers pace, filling love in an empty space captured in the loves embrace, blessed in thy holy grace longing that shall not be erased, thy lovers touch shall never be replaced
Summer Road Trips Can Be Long And Boring
I got a great road trip game that everyone (young and old can enjoy) .......We call it the Alphabet sign game.... ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Heres how it is played: You start with the first letter of the alphabet ( for those of you who have forgotten the alphabet it starts with the Letter A) and look for a sign on the road that begins with that letter ( it has to be on the side of the road not on a truck or a car) ...the first person that spots it and says the word, gets the credit for it and then you continue to the next letter of the alphabet and so on and so forth til you reach the last letter of the alphabet.......The person that has the most words they have spotted at the end of the game wins..... the only letters that has an exception is the letters Q and X, When your on the Letter Q you can look for any word and get credit for it just as long as it has an Q within the word and the same goes for the letter X. We took a
Muff
sniffmybal...: No you are in my box, you muff diver ->sniffmybal...: good.... now get out of my shoutbox sniffmybal...: Oh my god, I never thought it was possible till now. You are the ugliest bitch i have ever seen
Why
Why do we live in such a world Where beauty means everything? Where you have to be skinny and thin To make friends or be nothing Where you must have a body That's nice, hot, and thin In order to be liked In order to "fit in" We live in this corrupted world Where we manipulate each other For our own twisted benefits Not considering the thoughts of another Why do we live in this world Full of such complex predicaments Where every second, there is drama Whether it's on purpose or on accident We live in such a world Where people are becoming lazy Sitting on their couch all day While their memories, becoming hazy Why do we live in such a world Where everyone becomes so clueless All these guys and girls so stupid Everyone becoming so damn oblivious Why is everything changing To something too difficult to understand And these expectation built so high That it's hard to follow a demand Why has the world become so fake? Where everyone is back stabbed
Never Drive With Cruise Control In The Rain
I dont know how true this is, and I really dont want to have to test this out This is VERY important, please read!! A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas, she was traveling between Gladewater and Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessive, when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence! When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON. She had thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on and your car begins to hydroplane -- when your tires loose contact with the pavement your car will accelerate to a
If You Come To Boston
Things you should know if you're coming to Boston (that's Baw Stun) Pay no attention to the street names. There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street. Back Bay streets are in alphabetical odda: Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D. If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut,Cedar),you're on Beacon Hill. If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley. Southie is South Boston. The South End is the South End. Eastie is East Boston. The North End is east of the West End. The West End and Scollay Square are no more, a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night. Bostonian Definitions: Frappes have ice cream, milkshakes don't. If it is fizzy and flavored, it's tonic. Soda is CLUB SODA. Pop is Dad. When we mean Tonic WATER, we will ask for Tonic WATER. The smallest beer is a pint. Scrod is whatever they tell
Close My Eyes
I close my eyes and let you begin Falling into your arms we breath passions of sin Our bodies filled with a complelling need To touch and taste and plant the seed Somehow you know just where to touch Desire spreads with such a rush Fingers tease and find a groove Beneath you I begin to move As passion an Love fill the room the sun turns into the moon In rippling darkness we shudder with pleasure Inside each other like birds of a feather.....
My Birthday!
Today is my birthday, and I have to work!! Show me some love!!
Food 4 Thought
"Those who cannot forgive others break the bridge over which they themselves must pass."
Create Your Own Fireworks
www.cyberfireworks.com
My Dear E-mail Buddies,
Now that the Holidays are over, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. a.. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes, cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. b.. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. c.. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. d.. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. e.. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. f.. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. g.. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water
No Time
Hello everyone, I have been gone a bit because I have been finishing up my last class this summer along with doing my practicum. I see the light at the end of the tunnerl. I will offically graduate in August with a Master's degree in Counseling. YES!
Adopt An Egg
Adopt an egg and see what kind of critter hatches. http://www.elementsgraphics.net/index.php?id=eggs
Adopt And Egg
Adopt an egg and see what kind of critter hatches. http://www.elementsgraphics.net/index.php?id=eggs
Why Not Me..
I Want To Live My Next Life Backwards !!
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa- like conditions central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm I rest my case.
My Love Is True
To love you unconditionaly is all I want to do you in came in my life like a thief in the night be stole my heart now I long to be with always an no matter how long it takes I am willing to wait my love is unquestionable an true for you I would go the distance an take all the blows your love is my reward for threw hell an high water I will go for you to know my love is true....
--before Bed--
Sooo....right now i am just sitting here still getting the hang of this CherryTap site,its not so confusing as i first thought when i first got to the site..lol,yeah so anyways i dont really know what to write,im just about to get ready for bed i guess..starting to get kind of tired,so G'nite everyone:-)until tomorrow. *MWAH*
Grinz
I have seen her beauty on the inside as well as out. She courses through me like the venom of love, taking my heart,entrenching my soul. I believe in her with all that I am. I've fallen for her hard, and have no wish for this to end. I give myself to thee, as she given herself to me. I cherish you, I honor thee, You are not a 10 nor an 11 you are unrateable.
Lame (emo) Haiku
Feeling like nothing Why? I am invisible No one even cares
101 Ways You Know You're A Proud Bostonian
These are so true and I should know I live here hehe 1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the Greatest moments in your life. 2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow. 3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke. 4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid 5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. 6. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language eva! 7. Your social security number starts with a 0 8. You can actually find your way around Boston. 9. You know what a "regular" coffee is. 10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round. 11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent. 12. Springfield is located "way out west." 13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space. 14. You kno
So I Calmed Down
Ahhhhhhh listening to the Good Life always makes me put things in perspective. I havent slept but two hours since I woke up yesterday morning. ok afternoon, what day is it again?! I don't even know anymore. I just am cranky and I cried a little, but it's gonna be ok. Damn, I was being a little drama filled....but it's all good. I am just frustrated that things arent working out in my favor no matter how hard I am trying. But, Tomorrow is another day if I ever fall the fuck asleep and I think I am going to be up all night..... For all you guys that have been here for me, i fucking love you so much words cannot describe So Now I am leaving you with my "dance with Andi in Columbus to the Good Life" song! Friction nightclubs, nightstalkers fast women, fast talkers loose lips, loose limbs the lovely loveless sunset to sunrise black dresses, black eyes tangles of tangos hot hands, hot thighs why can I never get you? theres a sea of bodies between us. I recall the first
I Don't Regret A Mile
====================== I've dreamed many dreams that never came true. I've seen them vanish at dawn. But I've realized enough of my dreams, thank God, To make me want to dream on. I've prayed many prayers, when no answers came, Though I waited patient and long, But answers came to enough of my prayers To make me keep praying on. I've trusted many a friend that failed And left me to weep alone, But I've found enough of my friends true blue To make me keep trusting on. I've sown many seeds that fell by the way For the birds to feed upon, But I have held enough golden sheaves in my hands To make me keep sowing on. I've drained the cup of disappointment and pain And gone many days without song, But I've sipped enough nectar from the roses of life To make me want to live on. ~by Howard Goodman (gospel singer)~ ! Excerpt from his song
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I Can't Make You Love Me
Turn down the lights, turn down the bed Turn down these voices inside my head Lay down with me, tell me no lies Just hold me close, dont patronize Dont patronize me cause I cant make you love me if you dont You cant make your heart feel something it wont Here in the dark in these final hours I will lay down my heart, and Ill feel the power But you wont, no you wont And I cant make you love me If you dont Ill close my eyes and then I wont see The love you do not feel, when youre holding me Morning will come, and Ill do whats right Just give me till then, to give up this fight And I will give up this fight And I cant make you love me if you dont You cant make your heart feel something it wont And here in the dark in these final hours I will lay down my heart and Ill feel the power But you wont, no, you wont And I cant make you love me If you dont
Pennies From Heaven
Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot. I always thought that it was for Good Luck, but I love this version better: I found a penny today Just laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, this little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, that's what my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, they toss a penny down. Sometimes just to cheer you up, to make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny, when you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven. that an Angel's tossed to you. an angel is now watching over you!
"one Day At A Time"
There are two days in every week about which we should not worry. Two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is yesterday, with its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control. All the money in the world cannot bring back yesterday. We cannot undo a single act we performed. We cannot erase a single word we said. Yesterday is gone! The other day we should not worry about is tomorrow, with its possible adversities, its burdens, its large promise and poor performance. Tomorrow is beyond our immediate control. Tomorrow's sun will rise, whether in a splendor or behind a mask of clouds. But it will rise, until it does we have no stake in tomorrow, for it is yet unborn. This leaves only one day: Today. Any man can fight the battles of just one day. It is when you and I add the burdens of two awful eternities - yesterday and tomorrow, that we break d
My Latest News
Howdy ya'll!!! I just thought i'd update ya'll io my life and that is to let ya'll know that i'm off the market. I found a great guy named george and am very happy. I couldn't have prayered for a better guy. He can cook, handy around the house, has a driver's liceanse, a vehicle, an apartment, and a great job. I met him at work. I am now a hostess at the flyingj resturant in missouri. I love it, because of all the people I met. I am very compdable with George and very happy. Well, ending for now!!! Steph
A Moment With You
Hey this wont take much time We wont touch, well just wait for signs And nothing was futher from my mind Than this moment with you But if youd only told me baby I would have made some other plans If Id only seen it sooner But what away with your hands you had I wanted that moment with you I know that is wrong But if you need me, Im here, turns me on I cant help thinking its a miracle youre here I cant help thinking its a miracle Say, dont waste much time We dont touch, do we baby? But still my hands are tied For that moment with you But if youd only told me baby I would have made some other plans If Id only seen it sooner But what away with your hands you had I wanted that moment with you You know that Im strong And Ive no reason to fear, am I wrong? I cant help thinking its a miracle youre here I cant help thinking its a miracle
Lost In The Realms
I get lost in the realms of wanting you so much I envision your lips pressed up against mine wanting you needing you and feeling you would be so devine so when your not here I find myself at a lost having to touch myself at your cost I find myself fantasizing about you I close my eyes an see my tongue explore the essence of your body I see my hands explore you all over as I fantasize some more I feel my body start to tremble wanting to show you how hot you make me feel all the time but your not here so I have to deal with the yearning an desire I have for you to taste me an lick me an feel the wetness with your finger-tips from wanting you I fantasize of the lust and anticipation to have you guide your member inside wanting you to fill me with so much pleasure I get lost in the realms of wanting you so much I feel the release of pleasure in a wonderful rush my body trembles softly stilled my heart beats in a lazy hush as I get lost in the realms of wanting you so much........
Liqour Warning
Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you c
Liqour Warning
Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you c
If I Was Your Vampire...
I'd suk you dry. I would tear into your porcelin flesh and savor your warmth as it drained slowly from your brittle form. Silently you'd die and no one would hear you cry. The truth of it is you're the vampire slowly draining my life force with your lies. Your hate Your saddness Your love It all drains. Now there is little left to sustain my own emotions. Take as you please it's your life, I have no say in what you do. Although everything you do affects me. I'll find a stake and drive it through your heart or at least where it would be er you had one. I'll set myself free from your hypnotic gaze, and live the last of my days.
I Am
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to en
Christian Prophecies The New World Order
In April, I got a brochure and small booklet in the mail concerning a Pro-Zionist evangelist who spent a week in my hometown in the month of May preaching about the Armegeddon. Both brochures made a statement in huge bold letters that said “Prophecy reveals The New World Order” and “Amazing Discoveries in Prophecy”. Maybe I will scan them sometime, but the brochure has a picture of war planes on it and underneath it says “On the night of the Armegeddon”. In short, this is a prophecy about WARFARE. It also has a picture of a drawing which looks to supposed to be New York City, with one of the World Trade Center towers in the center of the page. There are pictures of the four horsemen from Revelation 6 drawn to look like they are plaguing the city. Both the brochure and booklet have a picture of a Bible with a bloody knife laying on it. Underneath that picture on the back of the booklet it says “Free Child Care, Free Bible and Study Guides” Yeah, like I would want my child in t
What Does Your Eye Color Say
B|L|U|E| E|Y|E|S People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. ____________________________________________________ |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful. They are a very good kisser. They are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, random as hell, love to pleasure their guy/girl. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. Tend t
What Does Your Eye Color Say
B|L|U|E| E|Y|E|S People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. ____________________________________________________ |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful. They are a very good kisser. They are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, random as hell, love to pleasure their guy/girl. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. Tend t
Fun Day!!!
Hi all, Tonight was an awesome night, went to my mom's and did a Birthday dinner for my sister who is graduating with a Master of Divinity!!! She will be having a ceremony July 15th, so Darryl, my sis, Joy, Me, and all of our kids are driving up there! Kinda excited about that, will be a fun trip! Also got offered a job today, but had to turn them down, cause at this time I can't leave the house for a job, and it was a Executive Manager too :( Booo Hooooo! Well I applied for one job that is hiring here in Guthrie, as a customer rep, and also helps with bookkeeping and such, I think I could do pretty good at both. Still waiting to hear from them, hopefully soon. I had to ask my brother for a loan, which I hate asking people to borrow money, but you do what you gotta do ya know. So I figured we could borrow enough to make it til the 5th and will pay him off asap. I just need enough to make it til then, and hopefully we can work out something. I am hoping so, we need money for Darryl when
~~my Favorite So Far~~
My body trembling with fear, My heart that has nothing left to give, You say you have called to me in the distance, But yet,,I still cannot hear. Where are you lurking,,there deep in the night, I long to hold you, to touch you, Till the mornings bright light. Are we destined to be, can this love be true, I have given you all,as you will see, You have shaped me to your desires,my soul is yours, Are you truely the one, will you be the one to rule? Take my body,,everything that I have For now you are the one,who holds my life in there hands. Don't let me go,,,and don't turn away For I will always be the one who is begging to stay. Our hearts intertwined as one,destined to be I wanting you, and you, wanting me, I would give my life, just to have one more breath Before the sweet lord above sets a date for my death. Will I see you in heaven, will you be waiting for me Will you be standing at the gates,beckoning to me Will I feel your soft lips, like I have befo
What Does Your Eye Color Say
B|L|U|E| E|Y|E|S People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. ____________________________________________________ |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful. They are a very good kisser. They are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, random as hell, love to pleasure their guy/girl. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. Tend t
The Rising
For many years I lie dormant within my casket Barely living, Breath taken from me each passing day Death is a blessing to some, but for me to rise up from the dead A special woman with understanding,devotion, & utmost honor must come my way. I painfully wait for that day to come, knowing that day will be eternal upon thee Knowing she who wakes me from amongst the ashes, of the blood stained streets will give life to me
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sane or crazy -ambelivence persistent anger -constant falling upwards -nonsence *im drowning all alone* horrid hatred -animosity constant happy -faking corrupted system -anarchy never sober -reality here no one laughs here no one crys here no one cares here we all lie.....
Fuck Everyone
im so fucking sick and tired of everyone but like 5 people. just fucking fall off. im done with this shit, if you have my phone number which would prolly be the 5 people that im not sick and tired of right now.....you know where to find me.
Jack Off Downrates Me...... ?
Jack Off Downrates me...... ? HARDASICE169@ CherryTAP Will have Snapshot in few min
Down Rater
Gave the FallOut pic I have as default a 1 monrealse@ CherryTAP
Addicting?
Why the hell is this silly site so addicting? I find myself sitting on here for hours at a time, accomplishing little to nothing all night.... lol Anyone else in my predicament?
I Got Into A Bash Fest Again
this time when i said women don't need too cry on here when men call you slut an a bunch got a crazyed an emo on me but they put me on ignore so again i win
Firefor Problems.
Has anyone been having problems with Firefox and Cherrytap? OKCkivas.
Mommie Dearest
Oh mother why do you look at me that way? With your disapproving eyes, and evil grin. What are you expecting me to say? With you, I say nothing, only way to win. What's that you say? You were a good mom....you did all that you could? Know what I say? You never even did what you should! So you don't approve and you aren't proud? So far in my life I've done nothing right? I can't believe you say these things out loud. Why are you wanting to pick a fight? So you wish I were never born? And you say this with such honesty. My patience with you is worn. I can't believe this.... you cannot see. Remember that girl of age seven? Looking up at you with tear stained eyes... As you told her "Daddy's in Hell, not Heaven" Caring mother....heh....what a disguise! Remember that girl of age fourteen? Begging you to make him stop..... You defended the fiend. And dared her to call the cops. Remember the girl of age twenty four? Newly divorced, trying to raise 2 kids.... You crit
This Was Sent To Me..i Thought I'd Share It.
Ever wonder which movie star you are most like? Don't read ahead please! Well ~ A team of researchers got together and analyzed the personalities of movie stars. The gathered info has been incorporated into this quiz. There are only 10 questions so it doesn't take long. Number your paper from 1 to 10, then answer each question with the choice that most describes you at this point in your life , and then add up the points that correspond with your answers. Send this to all of your friends ( including person who sent it to you) with your star's name in the subject line. And don't be a butt and ruin the fun by not responding ... Now ... Don't look ahead or you will ruin the fun! 1. Which describes your perfect date? a) Candlelight dinner for two b) Amusement Park c) Roller blading in the park d) Rock Concert e) Have dinner & see a movie f) Dinner at home with a loved one 2. What is your favorite type of music? a) Rock and Roll b) Alternative
Sacred Moon’s Light By Stone Bryson
Full moon ascending... horizon’s dark spice, spring breeze is stirring and shifting the blinds. The motion of airflow… dances ‘cross skin, rekindles a fire that once lived within. As dusk blurs to nightfall… in a stark raven’s sky, redemption’s discovered… with the sacred moon’s light. A candle is burning… incense adrift, an azure flame dancing by the wind’s subtle shift. A life of confusion… of doubt and of pain, begins to dissolve on the nocturnal plane. The depth of the moment… is captured in flight, an owl’s pass is shadowed… by the sacred moon’s light. The essence of silver… alight with its spark, feeling renewal in the wisp of the dark. The air moves with purpose… alive yet unseen, driving out demons by the force of Between. A night-hawk perched proudly… silhouette in the night, the royalty of freedom… in the sacred moon’s light
Expressions And Their Origins
In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are "limbs," therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, "Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg." *********************************************** As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May and October)! Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big an
What I Want....
This is an old question that is asked all the time... "What do you want?" Well here's hat I want. I want my son to grow up knowing he is loved. To know that he can reach his dreams no matter what others say. I want to live comfortably in a cute little house that is my own. I would like to believe that I will find someone who loves me for who I am, not just what I look like or what I can do for them. I want to get married to my prince. To wake up every morning in his arms. I want a man who will kiss me where ever we are and not care who is watching. To feel with every kiss the passion and love that he feels for me. To have someone in my life that wants to curl up on the couch and watch a chic flick with me. Who will walk under the stars at night and enjoy it as much as me. Someone who makes me smile just by being there. Someone who understands that sometimes I'm quiet and shy and just want to be held. But most of all........a man who loves not only me but my son also. I want to have
I Need To Know
I Need to Know I want you to understand the reality I feel Not my abstract desires. I have always kept so much locked inside me My passion was no exception. Imagine, inside of you, a malestrom of Emotion - Lust- Desire. When these are witheld too long it turns to agression. Do you understand how it feels to never be satisfied? Take all your Anger - Frustration - Desire - Love - Happiness - Euphoria Let it twist and swell, rolling into itself. And when you reach the point you feel you could explode How do you release it? Can you imagine yourself grabbing the object of your affections Slamming them against a wall, Biting - Clawing - Struggling Until you have shown them just what emotions dwell at the very depths of your soul. Could you do that? Does the intensity of your soul match my own?
For Our Boys!!
MISSLONGLEGGZZ WANTS YOU! TO COME SEE ME SHOWING MY SUPPORT AND SALUTE TO THE MILITARY. THIS IS THE SEXXY MILITARY SALUTE CONTEST AND I WOULD LOVE YOU TO HELP ME WIN A BLAST! 1 RATE = 10 POINTS SO RATES MEAN ALOT! 1 COMMENT = 1 POINT. PLEASE COME RATE MY PIC AND LEAVE A COMMENT. (repost of original by 'HELLCAT' on '2007-06-27 18:12:26')
Utterly Lost.
So, I'm completely lost. I've been trying to figure all of this out a little at a time and seem to be getting no where. I've visited the bible and yeah, that didn't help. In the end I may just give up on this whole cherry tap thing. It's a great ideal just a little to complicated for me. We will see, maybe give it a few more days. Oh, btw, my birthday is in a few short days. Everyone needs to have a drink for me. hehe.
For Our Boys!!
MISSLONGLEGGZZ WANTS YOU! TO COME SEE ME SHOWING MY SUPPORT AND SALUTE TO THE MILITARY. THIS IS THE SEXXY MILITARY SALUTE CONTEST AND I WOULD LOVE YOU TO HELP ME WIN A BLAST! 1 RATE = 10 POINTS SO RATES MEAN ALOT! 1 COMMENT = 1 POINT. PLEASE COME RATE MY PIC AND LEAVE A COMMENT. (repost of original by 'HELLCAT' on '2007-06-27 18:12:26')
Dirty Little Secret
Dirty Little Secret You've got a dirty little secret But you never mention it Never do a thing about it Blank it from your mind But blank minds are quickly filled With the thoughts you thought you'd killed You can't destroy a problem Just by putting it away You think everyone suspects The truth is no one has a clue As paranoia claws at you They wonder just what's wrong It's just a secret not a problem Or that's what you want to think It's not really a big problem It doesn't drive you to the drink Not a problem -- wrists are smooth Not a problem -- pillow's dry So it isn't suicide But pain is still a fact of life You've got to come and let it out Rid yourself of aching doubt Don't control yourself for once And you might have some fun Bottling up problems only means you preserve them Let them air out, you don't deserve them Let the pain just blow away Why don't you come out and play? There's no such thing as an original problem The world always
I Am Just Being Honest!
I totally understand what people are saying but I rate on honesty and if people dont like it they can block me, I am ok with that. I would want people to rate me the same way. I can take it. After all, no one is perfect. I will admit I am overweight and whatever people have to say, I am ok with it. Like I said before, cherrytap is a past time and not my life. (No offence to anyone);-D
Bored Yet?
1. I've come to realize that my last kiss was ... A really nice guy that I'm just not into... 2. I am listening to ... My CT profile music... 3. I talk ... to anyone 4. I love ... My kids, my dogs, my family, and my lifelong friends... 5. My best friend(s) is/are ... Debbie, Robert, Lori, Traci, & Jen 6. My car is ... a volvo and a minivan... mom mobiles 7. My love life ... Gets better by the day... 8. I hate it when people ask ... If I go to church... I live in the bible belt... and y'all it's none of your damn biz! Oh and honorable mention for CT... "Do you Yahoo?" If I want to yahoo you 9. Love is ... wonderful when you can find it... painful when you lose it 10. Marriage is ... just not something I'm good at... 11. Somewhere, someone is thinking ... Damn she's NEVER on time 12. I'm always ... on the damn computer or cell phone... 13. I have a secret cheesy crush on ... aint tellin... 14. My cell phone
Chance Vs Time
CHANCE VS. TIME Chance passes by, & in her wake A million stares. He stands alone in a corner, Watching her float from one to another. She noticed him, He had the Devil's eyes. Both of them surrounded by others, Are attracted to each other. A subtle game, Of secret smiles & stolen glances. The rest, Surrounded in blissful ignorance. Yet another walks in to steal the spotlight, Time crosses the room & stradles him in his seat. He takes her in, But the other is not forgotten. The claim has been made, But Chance does not give up so easily. With his stare, He challenges her to make a move. She smiles and complies. Telling him what he already knows That they were ment for one another. But he does not let go of the one, Who keeps him rooted in his place. The two, Time & Chance stand speaking to one another, And illusion of relation. Time confesses her Love, Chance smiles, brutal, secret His confessions ringing in her other ear. But how could they be
Axe Fight
As part of my tribute to Guitar Gods, I will have daily "Axe Fights" to see who you Cherry Tappers thinks is the best Guitar God. This voting will be seen once a day in my MUMMS. After each guitarist win, I will tally votes and let you all know who YOU, the voter chose. The next 24 hours will Randy Rhodes VS. Zakk Wylde. Good luck gang, this should be real interesting!
Best Quote Ever!
"Grab life by the horns. Live it, share it, breathe it in. Take a walk in the rain, catch the snow on your tongue. Never be afraid to love, take what you want now because tomorrow may be gone. True love is only a heartbeat away, don't be afraid to let it beat."
God Hates Goths
I have nothing against the Christian community and i believe everybody has a right to believe what they want to but this website pisses me off!!!! GOD HATES GOTHS.COM There is alot of really disturbing stuff in that site like wiccans and goths are blamed for abortion,terrorists and even the VT shooting.WTF is up with that? People have to get their facts streight. I am fed up with this Sh*t and I'm going to bed now but please feel free to comment on this blog and tell me how you feel after checking out this HORRIBLE site Good nite all and Blessed Be
Just Me Venting....
If I offend anyone please let me know... But I need to rant on this subject for a minute or two.. Those who know me know that I am raising my son alone. However his piece of shit father is working and all that fun shit, yet cannot seem to pay the court ordered $283.98 a month in child support. I find this rather funny considering I sure as hell didn't concieve my son alone. The way I see it is if you wanna get laid and in the heat of the moment you create a child you should at least have the fucking decency to man up and help take care of your child. Second of all if you have a child NEVER hang up on that child when he/she calls to wish you happy fathers day! I love my life do not get me wrong, but every child deserves a mother and a father. And I know some of my son's father's family is probably gonna read this, this has nothing to do with you guys. I just find it rather chicken shit of someone to hung up on an innocent child and pretend that that child does not exsist. Second of a
The Awakening
I read this and I wanted to share with you.... This is stepping into self empowerment and finding inner peace. It is an awakening to the fact that your happiness depends solely on you and always has. Awaken to the beauty you truly hold. The Awakening A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ... ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying and blaming and struggling to hold on. Then, like a child quieting down after a tantrum, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is Your Awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to magically appear over the next horizon. You realize that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings, and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must Begin With You ... and
Im Back
i just got back from my vacation so sorry i havent been here i ll try to get caught up on all of u soon .
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Just Another Jerkette D.r.
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A Hint Moving Is The Right Choice
Daily Horoscope: Sagittarius For June 27,2007 Pack your bags, grab your passport and take off for parts unknown. You can reignite your passionate nature. Who knows? Romance could also thrive when you move away from familiar settings and take the plunge into the unknown.
A Hint Moving Is The Right Choice
Daily Horoscope: Sagittarius For June 27,2007 Pack your bags, grab your passport and take off for parts unknown. You can reignite your passionate nature. Who knows? Romance could also thrive when you move away from familiar settings and take the plunge into the unknown.
~ The Band - The Weight - Woodstock 1969 - Easy Rider ~
Things In Ma Mind
so i was just thinkin if u ever died and came back what would it be?and would u b female or male,animal or human...is there really life after death or just death,
~ Steppenwolf - The Pusher ~
Finish The Sentence Survey
1. I've come to realize that my last kiss was ... From someone I love more than anyone else in the world. 2. I am listening to ... The fan blowing. 3. I talk ... alot. 4. I love ... Sean, my kids, my friends, my Z lol 5. My best friend(s) is/are ... Sean, Stacey M, April.. Wendy has to get an honorable mention. As far as newer friends go, she's the best! 6. My car is ... 1990 300 ZX NA 2004 Monte Carlo SS 7. My love life ... Is excellent, thanks for asking! 8. I hate it when people ask ... If my boobs are real lol. 9. Love is ... A many splendered thing. 10. Marriage is ... not necessary for me to feel loved, cherished and secure in my relationship. 11. Somewhere, someone is thinking ... about me? 12. I'm always ... Meeting new people. 13. I have a secret cheesy crush on ... Umm Jessica Alba! 15. My cell phone ... Died long long ago. 16. When I wake up in the morning ... I go pee. 17. When I go to bed at night ... I have to
Young Or Older?
For the older people here would you want to go back to 20 or stay around 40?
~ Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild - Easy Rider ~
1969 13 years old, i walked outta that theater and knew this was my life :)
I'll Be....
In Indiana for the weekend, in case anyone wants to stalk me, that's where I'll be. LMAO Indy to be exact. *looks at T* We're goin to the titty bar!!!! ROFL!
My Books 1st Chapter
Chapter One “I remember now. I remember how it started. I can’t remember yesterday. I just remember doing what they told me….told me…” Queensryche: Operation Mindcrime John sits in a lawn chair leaning back and exhaling slowly. The smoke from his cigarette drifts up in slow moving clouds. “How do things get so screwed up?” He thinks as he inhales deeply. A few months ago his life seemed perfect. He was a successful contractor and enjoyed all the trappings of a middle class life. A large home in a nice subdivision, the SUV in the driveway, all the platitudes associated with success was his. Best of all, was his wife Dora. She was pretty in an honest way. Hers was a natural beauty. Dora never wore a lot of makeup. She never tried to be beautiful. Dora was thin, without diets or exercise. Her hair was auburn with a n
! Big Thank You
Just want to thank all my friends for showing me love on my birthday I'm on dial up right now(It SUCKS) So will take me time to Thank you all but will try Again ty nd love you all Luv ya's
I'm An Evil Bitch.
As you all know I was CT married to a great guy! I had some issues with how fast the whole relationship was progressing and I told him about them. In which he did back off. Well in all my confusion in what's going on outside of my "cyber" life I decided that maybe a relationship wasn't what I currently needed. Especially on the thought that he might be a rebound relationship. I chose to end the relationship before he got any deeper involved and hurt. Mind you we have only known each other 18 days at this point and have never met. This was a total phone and internet relationship. So now I find myself being accused of ripping his heart out and leaving it lying there and backing him out the door and slamming it on him. I just want to say in my defense that I'm not the evil bitch i'm being made out to be. I just need time for me to figure out what's best for me and currently it's not a relationship with this man. I do care about him very much as a friend, but at th
I'm An Evil Bitch.
As you all know I was CT married to a great guy! I had some issues with how fast the whole relationship was progressing and I told him about them. In which he did back off. Well in all my confusion in what's going on outside of my "cyber" life I decided that maybe a relationship wasn't what I currently needed. Especially on the thought that he might be a rebound relationship. I chose to end the relationship before he got any deeper involved and hurt. Mind you we have only known each other 18 days at this point and have never met. This was a total phone and internet relationship. So now I find myself being accused of ripping his heart out and leaving it lying there and backing him out the door and slamming it on him. I just want to say in my defense that I'm not the evil bitch i'm being made out to be. I just need time for me to figure out what's best for me and currently it's not a relationship with this man. I do care about him very much as a friend, but at th
America For Americans First!
I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone, but this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP -- please pass this along. I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA! PART OF THE PROBLEM Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! It is Time for America to Speak up If you agree -- pass this along; ?if you don't agree --
Because It's Been Awhile
HELLO TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS, I REALIZE IT'S BEEN AWHILE , JUST WANTED TO SAY I AM STILL ALIVE HAHA. YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASY. I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY LATELY GOT SOME THINGS GOING ON , I'LL JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT FOR NOW. I HONESTLY HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE DOING WELL. YOU ALL WOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW I FINALLY LEARNED WITH SOME HELP HOW TO ADD PHOTOS TO YOU'RE COMMENT PAGE SO BE WARE, A MONSTER WAS CREATED HAHA. WELL I SUPPOSE I WILL LEAVE THINGS AS THEY ARE DONT WANT TO SAY MUCH DONT WANT TO JINX ANYTHING. I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY, THANKS TO YOU ALL THAT STAY IN CONTACT WITH ME. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. *WINKS* XXXXXXXXXXXX
~ Led Zeppelin - Black Dog ~
Popularity , Conspiracy, Or Favortism?
I posted a mumm asking weather cherry tap was a popularity contest or just a plain conspiracy: someone told me that baby jesus seems to sometimes block pictures that really have nothing wrong with them, or to accept salutes that normally would of been rejected..if by chance you are Cool with him.. Below is what i had in my CTMail.... "A mum you have posted has been removed by the CherryTAP admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of CherryTAP. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again." Im starting to get really really pissed off with this site, why should there be a popularity contest on a website? Isnt this just for fun? How can it be fun, when the creators wont even be fair? FUCK YOU BABY JESUS
Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures?
Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures?
Here I Go Again
Thought it was diffrent, this time it was real, found something more, I could hold love and feel, see now it was kid games, just online and unreal, o well what the hell, just another strike out, fly ball to right field, Here I Go Again.... WhitesnakeHere I Go AgainMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
~ Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven ~
A Young Man Called Albert Einstein (spanish)
UN JOVEN LLAMADO ALBERT EINSTEIN ================================= Un profesor universitario retó a sus alumnos con esta pregunta."-¿Dios creó todo lo que existe?" Un estudiante contestó valiente: -Sí, lo hizo. ¿Dios creó todo?: -Sí señor, respondió el joven. El profesor contestó, -"Si Dios creó todo, entonces Dios hizo el mal, pues el mal existe y bajo el precepto de que nuestras obras son un reflejo de nosotros mismos, entonces Dios es malo". El estudiante se quedó callado ante tal respuesta y el profesor, feliz, se jactaba de haber probado una vez más que la fe cristiana era un mito. Otro estudiante levantó su mano y dijo: -¿Puedo hacer una pregunta, profesor?. -Por supuesto, respondió el profesor. El joven se puso de pie y preguntó: -¿Profesor, existe el frío?, -¿Qué pregunta es esa? Por supuesto que existe, ¿acaso usted no ha tenido frío?. El muchacho respondió: -De hecho, señor, el frío no existe. Según las leyes de la Física, lo que consider
7 Amazing People
*7 AMAZING PEOPLE* DON'T READ THE WHOlE BULLETIN. JUST COPY & PASTE iT. THEN Fill iT OUT & POST iT. Name 7 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 7 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first No switching around the names either .. NO CHEATING!!! 1. DJ Lawrence 2. Scott Davidson 3. Irene Ihne 4. Terrell Bridges 5. Devon Lott 6. D. Johnson 7. Dante Lawrence DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS U FILLED UP THE TOP!.. Is number 5 gay? Oh God No!!! What’s the best thing about number 1? He is my son How did you meet number 4? Through CT What would you do if you hadn’t met number 1? I wouldn't have given birth to him lol! What does # 2 mean to you? He is my brother who gave his life doing what he loved on 9/11 What do you think of #6? Love him What would you do if #3 slapped you? She's my mother so I prob deserved the slap! LOL Is number
Old Timer Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then sudden
~ Frank Zappa - Dont Eat That Yellow Snow ~
Frank just has some wild ass songs lol
~~lonely Without You~~
I sit here knowing, Why you have left my life, Or at least thinking I do, For I have done nothing right. Lonely without you, 'Till deep in the night, Lonely without you, 'Till dawns early light. I wish I could have told you, The things I needed to say, For if I would have done so, Maybe you would have stayed. Was my love not enough, To hold you that close, Or is it another woman, That you have already chose. Lonely without you, 'Till deep in the night, Lonely without you, 'Till dawns early light. This broken heart, And shattered soul, Could have all been prevented, If all was said and told. I sit here wondering, Day to day, Are you really still here, Or have you truely gone away. Lonely without you, 'Till deep in the night, Lonely without you, 'Till dawns early light. So many questions, Keep filling my head, One day we are lovers, The next, barely friends. The tone in your voice
40 Questions
Body: 40 of the MOST spontaneous questions ever, BE HONEST 1. Where were you 2 hours ago? Work 2. What do you think of your last kiss? long time ago :( 3. Do you kiss a lot of people? lol...no 4. Are you wearing socks right now? no 5. When was the last time you went out of state? a few weeks ago 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? no 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? water 8. What are you wearing right now? boxers and tshirt 9. What was your last purchase? water 10. Last food you ate? cereal 11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Terrell 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? no 13. Do you have a pets? 14. What did you do last night? drank and slept 16. If you could be anywhere you want where would it be? on an island 17. What is the last thing you purchased online? a shirt 8. One thing you hate about yourself? nothing...I love myself 19. What's your favo
Irish Gas Station
Irish Gas Station: Taking a wee break from the golf course,Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is . . . "Top o' the mornin to ya." As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So, what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now? inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I'm drive." replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything."
Attempted Murder
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, maki
Cherry Blast
i was just wondering about the blasts as i see other people buy them for thier mates or who ever but how come they wont buy one for me or how about buying me a vic memebership please
Remember
As I sit alone With the warm sun on my back I realise something’s missing A part of me which lacks. Could it be the trees, Reaching for the sky? Or could it be the children, Walking home, who pass me by? Perhaps, I miss the birds, Chirping sweetly above my head? All I feel is restlessness A part of me is dead. I know now what it is. Now I realise what is wrong. It’s the feeling, they call solitude, All my friends are gone. Of course I know, That as we grow, We have to make our way, We all must plot a different course, To go by everyday. I always thought my friendships, Would be round, Just like the moon But you see, I am not ready, For it all to end so soon. I miss their happy laughter, Floating on the wind. I miss the many secrets, That circulate within. The only way to keep, Our friendships woven tight, Is to keep in contact always, And then we’ll be alright!
Really There Is No Subject... Yet The Subject Is Everything!
I am going out of my mind... things that are just within my grasp yet, so very far away. Goals that should be reachable seem to never be accomplished. People that are there in the good times yet nowhere to be found when you are lost. It is like I have everything... but it is all damaged or defective... car... house... school... job... friends (not all of them so the 2 that I know on here... not you.) .. men... I am good at everything and nothing... computers... school... working... motherhood... It is weird how one day you are content in life and the next day you realize how little you have to be happy for... I know... I know... I have people that love me and a beautiful son... that is great... and true... I do, but look at where I live... where I am making my son live... Now I look back (really always have but it is stronger today) and wish I was back at Jester's... though I don't know why... I used to miss it because of all of my friends... I think it was the guys...
We Once Were One
WE ONCE WERE ONE © Manda The day that we first met, in my mind I still see, you sitting in the lunch room, looking for some company. I alone myself, sat down with you that day, neither of us knowing what the hell to say. But we got through the awkward times, and quickly came to be, the best of friends to eachother, we could ever be. The closer we grew, the more we left, the other world behind, just me and you we jumped into a new place totally blind. We prayed together our friendship forever, and always would stay the same, but time has passed, only memories last, and little friendship remains. WE ONCE WERE ONE! I screamed at you, I want my best friend back! But we both realized at once it was that bond we lacked. You think it doesn't hurt me, to see us back to two, looking to my left and right to see there is no you. But we both are moving on now, lets do it gracefully, I hope our friendship still lives on in you memory.
~ Edgar Winter - Frankenstein ~
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His Son!
It's a Wednesday night and you are at a church prayer meeting when somebody runs in from the parking lot yelling, "Turn on a radio, turn on a radio!" > >And while the church listens to a little transistor radio with a microphone stuck up to it, the announcement is made: "Two women are lying in a Long Island hospital dying from a 'mystery' flu." Within hours it seems, this thing just sweeps across the country. > >People are working around the clock trying to find an antidote. Nothing is working! California, Oregon, Arizona, Florida, Massachusetts. > >It's as though it's just sweeping in from the borders. > > > >And then, all of a sudden, the news comes out. The code has been broken. A cure can be found. A vaccine can be made. It's going to take the blood of somebody who hasn't been infected, and so, sure enough, all through the Midwest, through all those channels of emergency broadcasting, everyone is asked to do one simple thing: Go to your downtown hospital and hav
Walking As Angels
WALKING AS ANGELS © Ashley Schaefer We laid back and let it all flow out the topic of trust never once had a doubt, for within my mind and heart as well was an image and vibe as clear as a bell. You were very special to me and more I had a feeling inside I never felt before. A trust so great and strong I wanted this trust to take away all the wrong and return to me a mended soul. My mended soul would then release a new angel beside the other one and together we would stroll the heavens, our times are over and done. For we have then won the battle within and now we rest for created we have a personality twin, Think alike, talk alike, say the same thing. It is time we are to ascend for we have reached the territory of a best friend. But friendships break even the best of ones then all me have established becomes undone. Your job as my angel is then complete because you have left me with only my pen and sheet. I am now forced to record what I feel to someth

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