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this guy likes me and is upset cause i dont have time for him so he was saying how i love the attention and was saying i have alot of guys and you all are play toys for me and i told him the only toy is here where he isnt lmao

A Submissive's Prayer
I found this today, and wanted to share.... the submissive's prayer ~Unknown Author Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know His needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my grea

Inhibited
As I sit here watching you work.Thought's running through my mind. Thought's I wish would go away. God how I would love to feel your hands caressing my body. To have your strong arms wrapped around me. I have imagined taking your clothes off of your body. As each article falls. My eyes take a languid tour of your body. So that I might find those spots that turn you on.To tease those places that bring you pleasure. Finally being able to do all those things I have imagined. Wanting to press my lips to your passion heated flesh. To be able to start fulfilling the dream of us. Tasting those places I have only imagined seeing. Needing to run my hands down your well defined chest. Feeling the texture of your skin. Desiring to do thing's I know must be a sin. Wishing that this fantasy could come true. How I would love to turn you on. I can not say. Looking at you and wanting to do all these thing's I have never let myself do. How I have dreamed of lapping the taste of you off your skin. To le

Getting Reaedy For Work
To all my fellow Cherries! It has come to attention that some of you might not be entering my contest because you dont have a pic at work. How many of you have taken your pic in the car with your cell phone ? Either on the way to work or leaving work, well that is a pic at work realted pic. How many of you had a your pic taken at the Company pinic or Chrismas Party/ All of these can be considered pic at work pics. Please dig deep and get your pic in before it is too late !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Members
THE FOUNDERS ♂МдяQ v.2.0 @ CherryTAP Achilles @ CherryTAP (PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO

Update On My Mom
HI ALL just an update date on my mom. nothing has really changed since my last blog. she went to docs friday and the byopsy they did was inconclusive. so she has to go see a specialist for more test. so iam going to call her tomarrow and see when that one is. plus alot of other BS that went on this weekend and getting drunk and all so today iam just going to chill out and try and relax hahahhaha that is funny. Mike

Living In The Heart...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our Shimmering Self 06/24/2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For what shall we do when we wake one day to find we have lost touch with our heart and with it the very refuge where God’s presence resides? Starting very early, life has taught all of us to ignore and distrust the deepest yearnings of our heart. Life, for the most part, teaches us to suppress our longing and live only in the external world where efficiency and performance are everything. We have learned from parents and peers, at school, at work, and even from our spiritual mentors that something else is wanted from us other than our heart, which is to say, that which is most deeply us. Very seldom are we ever invited to live out of our heart. If we are wanted, we are often wanted for what we can offer functionally. If rich, we are honored for our wealth; if beautiful, for our loo

Realm
ok, just to help everyone out, yes, i play world of warcraft. no, druid is not the class of one of my characters, druid is my religion, i am a pagan, lol. i have characters in warcraft on balnazzar, undermine, and draka. draka and balnazzar are horde characters, but i don't play them much. undermine is my main server, with six characters that i play of different levels. they are all alliance. if you want to play with me, drop a line, here or yahoo. my yahoo name is yankeempcop. if you are military or emergency service related, such as parent, spouse, or child of a soldier or police officer, or an actual member, feel free to drop me a line for an invite into my guild. it was set up just for people that understand the rigors of shiftwork, and knowing that they can't always be online.

Fun Fun ?
Just got home from camping this weekend. It was a good time, but also a bad time if that makes sense? I felt sick ALL weekend. So sore, weak, and tired I'd have to go lay down. I felt bad because I couldn't always be out socializing(there was a whole group of us camping). Tiger & Colton did some fishing which they both love. But Tiger was/is in some sort of cranky mood which makes me be in a mood :( I was able to pick up someones wireless internet while we were there, but felt too crappy to get on CT and really do anything! Anyways I'm glad we're now home & I'm definitely ready for a nap. Hope everyone has had a wonderful weekend :) Laterz

I Give The Hell Up!
Ok, With friends like some of you---who the hell needs enemy's? I have been fighting a losing battle it seems We are on a 100% adult sight. My pictures--some erotic--but NO WHERE NEAR PORN are constantly getting hit by people for NSFW---even ones that do not qualify as nsfw. Yes, yesterday I had one bouncer come in and approve, but then today had another call me a liar. SOOOOO to beat the ass's, I have changed ALL pictures to Family- IF you want to see my pics, you will have to ask to see them. I will add you to family, and then remove you. This is so dishearting. I have tried to sooo very hard here to walk the line, and have a blast--but someone has a problem with me, and will not stand up and say "hey its me!". If I do not lose my account over this, I will be flat amazed as now I am not only into it with a few bouncers--but now a "head" man. I am soooo tired of it. Why am I even still here?

Horoscope June 24, 2007
You're feeling some qualms, and it's no wonder. You're on the threshold of a major change. Be gentle with yourself and don't try to push past this, but don't let apprehension stop you from moving forward either.

June 24 2007
You're feeling some qualms, and it's no wonder. You're on the threshold of a major change. Be gentle with yourself and don't try to push past this, but don't let apprehension stop you from moving forward either.

Band Of Brothers Members
THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option

Please Hurry
Time is running out and i need your help or there will be no contest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To all my fellow Cherries out there! I am holding my first contest ever and need some help so far just have 4 people . It is a pic at work contest, this could mean a pic of you at work. a work party , work get together or what you do at work. Just somethig related to work. ( maybe a christmas pic or company pinic pic) P.S to all you domesitc goddess's and Mr. Mom's please don't feel as you don't work. You all hold very important jobs of taking care of the house and family and that is how we surive . So dont let that stop ya from entering the contest!!!!! RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day

For The Servicemen Cuz You Just Never Know!
TAMPONS IN IRAQ Don't let the title throw you....it's a GREAT story and well worth reading - even humorous in parts. This is from a mother of a Marine in Iraq. She writes: My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine-X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, Marine-X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him. I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine-X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine-X because every time I send something to him, Marine- X he thinks it's for him too. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine-X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, "What's we get this time?" My son said they had the most fun with Marine-X's package.

Where Are You
WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED A HUG HWEN I NEED A KISS WHEN I JUST NEED YOU THERE WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED A WORD WHEN I NEED A TALK WHEN I JUST NEED YOU THERE WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I JUST NEED YOU THERE I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE YOU DON'T EXIST

Guys Lucky Day...
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "what the heck," and gives up. He pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said... "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought that you were the officer and that you were trying to give her back to me!"

What Do I Do
WHAT DO I DO WHEN NO ONE IS HERE WHEN NO ONE WILL COME WHAT DO I DO WHEN I AM ALL ALONE AND MY MIND WONDERS WHAT DO I DO WHEN I SEE YOU WHEN MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT WHAT DO I DO WHEN I WANT YOU KISS WHEN I WANT YOUR LOVE WHAT DO I DO WHEN NO ONE IS HERE WHEN NO ONE WILL COME

Kitchen Witch
"You will hear this term every once in a while. Basically, this type is one who practices by hearth and home, dealing with the practical side of religion, magick, the earth, and the elements. There are some who groan loudly at this type of terminology, viewing it as degrading or simply inappropriate. Just remember that the Old Religion started somewhere, and most likely the kitchen (or cookfire) was the hub of many charms, spells, healings, and celebrations. After all, where does everyone congregate during the holidays? Grandma's kitchen has always produced magickal memories for humanity; visions of Mother making that something special for a sick child still holds true today for many of us." (Taken from "To Ride a Silver BroomStick" by Silver RavenWolf) Starlite's Kitchen - http://members.tripod.com/~Starlt/index.html Cyn's Moon - http://www.cynsmoon.com/

Barbie
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. " The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ? "That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "

Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait." Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait." About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her." "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either." "Why not?" asked the son. "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

Guess My Age
One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age." The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try. "Pull down your pants," she says. He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old." "That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?" "You told me yesterday."

Im In A Contest, Help Me
i did forgot that i was in a contest because i was not on for a week already in cherrytap.. for the reason that im not doing well at all.. it did start june 20 and its been a couple of days already.. if anyone wanted to help me, heres the picture..

Birthday Boy
Dave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?" Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can slam the

Hedge Witch
A hedgewitch is one that follows in the footsteps of the old village wisewoman. Not following any one path in particular but incorporating many and understanding that each must find his/her own way. She is a healer, a counselor, a shaman, and witch all rolled into one as the need arises. A hedgewitch is solitary by nature and generally does not belong to any particular coven or group, though she may participate in public gatherings and rituals, she practices alone. What is a hedgewitch? (Paganlore.com) The Hedge Path of Soraya's Witches' Thicket - http://www.cros.net/soraya/path.htm

Poetry Contest
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu". The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu. The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited: Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three girls in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

This Is Beautiful If I Was In Love
This is beautiful if I was in LOVE ..> This is beautiful if I was in Love Breathless Thought our time together has been brief your charm and passion have set my captive soul free, and I am... Breathless With every smile, every laugh you erase dark days of a bitter past and I am... Breathless With every word you speak, this tattered heart skips yet another beat and i am... Breathless By day my thoughts are filled with you, my dreams at night are in full bloom, and I am.. Breathless You say "I love you" and we were meant to be, my once guarded heart you now hold the key and i am.... Breathless Fate has brought us close together, and destiny now is ours forever You took away my pain and sorrow, turned it to joy for a better tomorrow, and I am.... breathless

Wicca
"pronounced "wick-ah", is a modern religion, based upon the ancient Western European, pre-Christian shamanic traditions. It is fertility, earth-based and nature oriented; Wiccans recognize and worship during the change of the seasons and the full and new moons. Wicca is a pagan religion, which means it is not Judeo-Christian in origin. Pagan simply means "not of the city" or "country-dweller" and should not be thought of as a negative term. Wicca is unique in that it has no dogmas, docterines or set of rules. This can be confusing for new practitioners, because Wiccan practices are derived from within, are personal and individual and are not mandated by any one person, hierarchy, or "Bible". Many people brought up in an organized religion are not used to such an open and free belief system. It takes time to become comfortable in developing your religious practices from your personal experiences and knowledge, but therein lies the beauty of Wicca. Individuality is an honored trait fo

Broke N Rebuilt
Broken and rebuilt I struggle Picking up the nutz n bolts I rebuild Hammering out the dents Painting the scratches I'm new again Moving on n puting the past behind me I'm a new person for a new life I don't know will come Happyness or more heart ache But for now I'm rebuilt and going strong My head held high New scars to show old pains Selfinflited wounds to show the emotional one's But thats behind me I'm a new me I'm heading forward into a new time I'm rebuilt and will survive.

Stregheria
"Stregheria is the Craft of the Italian Witches. It's an ancient system, steeped with history that dates back to the 14th century. We are the descendants of an ancient people who used moonlore, nature, symbolisms, and Spirits (Faery) to work their magick. Stregheria resembles Wicca in that both systems are Goddess based. Both Stregheria and many Wiccan traditions accept the duality of both a female and male God. In Stregheria the Goddess is known as Tana and the God as Tanus. Diane and Dianus represent the Moon goddess and god respectively. Many of the Goddesses and Gods are known by different names in different traditions. Stregheria and Wicca celebrate many of the same rites or Festivals even though the names are not the same and sometimes they occur on a slightly diffferent date. (The reference to the 14th Century is a reference to the teachings of Aradia and to the Stregheria tradition. It is not meant to say that Stregheria is a product of the 14th Century or that all Streghe i

This Is The Sexy Test.
This is the SEXY test. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] How old do I look? [ ] 15 [ ] 14 [ ] 13 [ ] 16 [ ] 17 [ ] 18 [ ] 19 [ ] 20 [ ] 21 [ ] 22 [ ] 23 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] a stud Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out [ ] Booty call Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No Reply the answers to me and then repost

Gnosticism
Some may question my inclusion of Gnosticism as a Pagan Tradition, but in truth it's tenets align more with the Pagan path than the Christian one. At least that's how it seems to me. I may be wrong but this is my page so... "Gnosticism is a concept of spiritual experience which has its roots in many religious practices and is not restricted to Christianity. It is also found in the Kabbalah of Judaism, the philosophy of NeoPlatonism, and in modern Iraq a small sect of peasants called Mandaeans (their word for 'knowers') still survives today. It is a belief system which considers the 'spiritual' world to be the real world and this material world but a product of the negative use of that spirituality. This is an obvious oversimplification and I ask your kind indulgence. Approach it openly and perhaps you will find your viewpoints amazingly expanded" "The word "gnosis" is derived from the Greek language, and means "knowledge of an intuitive nature; the intuitive comprehension of spir

Ásatrú / Odinists
"Some Odinists consider themselves to be Ásatrú, while others do not, nor are all Ásatrúar Odinists. Ásatrú is a polytheistic religion and the gods and/or goddesses that one chooses to worship or dedicate to among the Elder gods is a matter of individual choice and conscience. Odinism is included in the presentation of Ásatrú although not considered to be exactly the same thing. Heathen is another term that you will come across and refers to religious groups which are based on Northern European pre-Christian Pagan beliefs while Paganism is an even more general term. " "Asatru is the modern rebirth of the pre-Christian indigenous faith of the Norse peoples -- the ancestors of the Norwegians, Danes, Swedes, and Icelanders. This faith honored many Gods and Godesses, some of whose names are still familiar to us today, such as Thor, Odin and Freyja. The indigenous faith of Scandinavia, upon which Asatru is based, fell into shadow after the year 1100, with the advent of Christianity in No

Censorship
I have an issue with censorship in any form. Censorship has been defined as the with holding of information from the public by a controlling group or body. As the fourth of July approaches I am struck with the idea that freedom of speech, and freedom of expression, can be so easily tossed aside for any reason. Our fore fathers died to ensure that this generation and all those to come would be allowed those rights and prviledges. And today soldiers are dieing for the same reason. Call me an idealist, but in my chosen lifestyle, those two parts of the Constitution keep me out of jail, that and a good sub lawyer!!!! If we are not allowed to express ourselves how do we learn, or grow as human beings? I am always shocked when I see censorship in places like cherry tap. I have always viewed the internet as a place where freedom of speech and freedom of expression are what keeps the internet alive. Many very shy people are able to talk online, people voice the feelings inside them, they also

Blah Blah Blah... Talking Like A Girl.. Really
I don't know how I actually manage to keep upwith things the way that I do. i'm always busy and hey thats ok it's keeping me out of the house but sometimes I just want to strangle an ass hole or two bitching at me like I live for them. Man it just pisses me off, I'm not coming to your whim or every childish need. Grr arg... I enjoy my freedom being single but I miss the intimacy that your friends can't give you. I have had a very great week all and all actually. It shocked me. The baby turned three on tuesday. I went to breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace on thursday, which was the best show I have ever been to. Drunk on Friday and tonight i have the baby's party at chuck'e'cheeses. I have no days off so add in that I have worked at least one job everyday. Damn i guess i should get to bed and dream of being debt free... oh life its always a double edged sword..

Question & Answer
It has been suggested we all wear our badge one day a week, I'd like a comment from ALL members please to decide this issue & plz suggest a day, thank you! MEMBERS RULE!!!!! Well through messages, shoutbox & here, the members have decided we will wear our badges & the day will be.. MONDAY!!!,every Monday ty all for participating!!

Good Morning Family
I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD MORNING FAMILY,I HOPE EVERONE IS DOING GOOD ON THIS SUNDAY,AND I HOPE TO HERE FROM YOU GUYS...REMEMBER, IF ANYONE HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS..LET ME KNOW..I HAVE SOME HELP COMMING NEXT WEEK,AND HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO..AND I THINK YOU WILL BE SUPRISED WHO IT IS..HUGS TO ALL..BRENDA

Hurt
one day im going to put on paper my feelings the way i was raised, how hurt i was and am, how i tryed to learn things on my own, how i strogeled in life, how hurt i still am and how my life was then, mabe just then others will understand me and not make fun of me and say things about me behind my back, and then when thay come face to face with me and see and hear my cry for help . you see many years i have cryed out for help and all i got was laughed at and put down.thay dont look at it as the way i do i help people i bend over backwards i would give my shirt off my back if i knew it would help any to help others to get better not laugh and go on .many years i bent over backwards to help others and then when i cry out for help i dont get help just a hard cold shoulder that comes with hurt pain nightmares.im now at the end of my rope and wanting to make one more try with a frash start with a man that cares and one that will love me and take care of me . then maby ill start climbing ba

Foul-mouthed Parrots
A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquires. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responds. The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks at the other male parrot an

Hey Ya'll
hey ya'll cherry peeps,,just a little hello and have a wonderful SAFE summer,,and keep it reall,,dont be hatin cause it is heritage not hate like it says in the pic of my porfile,,,,,,,,,send me a message or coment some time,,show some love ya'll,,,chows babes

Male Members (literally)
Sorry that my first blog entry has to be a gripe. I just have to grrr for a minute. If I get another male cherry messaging me with "Are you horny" or "Do you want to ride my cock" or anything resembling a remark like that, I think I'm going to finally give up hope for the male species. Good grief!! Don't misunderstand. I like sex just as much, if not more than the next person, (Hitting 30 soon...that should give you a hint. Can you say PEAK?), but I don't go sniffing around for it everywhere I go. Nor am I single-minded about it...meaning: I don't view sex as sex, as if it's no different than pizza (Even when it's bad it's still pretty good.) And I don't feel like sex is something where it doesn't matter who you do it with or approach for it. I like my partners, in person (preferably) or cyber, or cam, etc. to be people I have a genuine interest in...and to get that interest ya gotta talk to someone first. So take note all you cherry dudes out there looking to use you

Great White Sharks
Habitat Great White Sharks live in all coastal temperate waters, and have been known to occasionally make dives into the deep water of open oceans. They can be found in water as shallow as three feet deep, and as deep as 1280metres. They can be found on the following coaslines: California to Alaska, the east coast of the USA, most of the Gulf coast, Hawaii, most of South America, South Africa, Australia (except the north coast), New Zealand, Mediterranean Sea, West Africa to Scandinavia, Japan, and the eastern coastline of China to Russia. Reproduction These sharks are ovoniparous, they give birth to 2-14 fully formed pups which are up to 1.5m (5ft) long. Fertilization of the eggs occurs in the female, and later the eggs actually hatch within the female. The young are nourished by eating unfertilized eggs and smaller siblings in the womb. There is no placenta with which they can get nourishment from their mother; they must fend for themselves. The female gives birth to live

The Broken Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband

Sorry
sorry everyone i haven't been on in a while because my nephew had me disconnected because he is mad at me. So it wasn't that i was just ignoring everyone. but i'm back now so i can reply to ya'll hope everyone has a blessed day. Pixxie

Talking To Kids About Animal Cruelty
From cats to canaries, from Dobermans to dachshunds, our pets often seem to know how we feel. They comfort us when we're hurt, and make us happy when we're sad. They share our joy, and stay by our side when times are bad. But, sometimes, some people are mean to animals. How do you explain this to a child? What Is the Impact of Animal Cruelty? Mahatma Gandhi said, "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." Animals feel pain and fear like we do, but they are often helpless victims because they can't say what happened to them. In fact, some people choose to abuse animals instead of people for this very reason! If we wish to create a humane society, we must stop cruelty against those who are most vulnerable-like animals. Cruelty toward animals does more than cause other living, feeling beings to experience pain and fear. Like the death of a canary in a coal mine, violence toward animals can be an indicator that people a

Some Interesting Statistics...
Some interesting statistics... Proof That The World Is Nuts In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside And deflower young

Online Cruelty
To report websites that display acts of cruelty to animals, please contact the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Justice. The Internet delivers an astounding array of images and ideas into homes across the world. But not all of these images are particularly animal-friendly. In fact, some of what is being sold and shown online crosses into the realm of criminal activity. And in some cases, there are laws against showing and selling these images. The Federal Government's "Crush Act" provides punishment, ranging in severity from a fine to five years in prison, for the display of acts of cruelty and sexual abuse intended for interstate commerce. "Crush" videos generally depict a woman, often in stiletto heels, stepping on small animals, typically rodents and kittens. This statute, however, is only applicable to websites and videos in which actual abuse has been verified, and even more specifically, to sites and manufacturers that intend to sell the images acro

New Pics Added
Hey guys...Babes.....just uploaded a whole new group of pics...Take a look and if you wanna see the good ones...well, you better fan me, friend me and rate the page...or no dice. Hey Ladies, how would you like to feel leather between your legs...Still need some hot new honeys for pics

For Those Who Think Im A Joke
I HAVE BEEN ON CT FOR SOME TIME AND I HAVE MEET SOME REALLY NICE PEOPLE. I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR SOME TIME BUT NOW I AM BACK AND NONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS WANNA CHAT SO HEAR IS THE DEAL AND U KNOW WHO U ARE IF U WANT OFF MY LIST SAY SO VIA MESSAGE BOX SO IF U WANT TO COMMENT AND UR ON MY LIST FEEL FREE BUT IF UR NEW ON MY LIST THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO U

Report Animal Cruelty
Animal cruelty is not only wrong—it is against the law in every state in this country! Animal abuse can also be part of a pattern of other violent acts within families and society. Abuse of any kind should be reported to the appropriate authorities immediately. WHERE DO I REPORT ANIMAL CRUELTY? In NYC: Cruelty situations involving animals in New York City should be reported to the ASPCA’s Humane Law Enforcement department at (212) 876-7700, ext. 4450, or humanel@aspca.org. Outside NYC: You will need to find out the name of the persons in your area who are responsible for investigating and enforcing the anti-cruelty codes in your town, county and/or state. These people typically work for your local humane organization, animal control agency, taxpayer-funded animal shelter or police precinct. To find out what agencies are authorized to investigate and arrest instances of animal cruelty in your state (i.e, does the enforcement of animal cruelty laws fall under the authority of

See If You Can Do This
WOW, This is so cool, see if you can do this? I couldn't. This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it as you scroll down. Keep going . . . Don't stop . .. Think of an animal that begins with that letter. Repeat it as you scroll down. Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animals name Almost there........ Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down. Take the hand you FIRST counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level . Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand. Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?! Of course not...... Now TAKE THAT H

Ten Ways You Can Help Fight Puppy Mills
1. Do Not Buy Your Puppy From a Pet Store That puppy who charmed you through the pet shop window has most likely come from a large-scale, substandard commercial breeding facility, commonly known as a puppy mill. In these facilities, parent dogs are caged and bred as often as possible, and give birth to puppies who could have costly medical problems you might not become aware of until after you bring your new pet home. 2. Make Adoption Your First Option If you’re looking to make a puppy part of your family, check your local shelters first. Not only will you be saving a life, but you will ensure that your money is not going to support a puppy mill. There are many dogs waiting for homes in shelters all across the country¯and an estimated one in four is a purebred! Your second option is breed rescue. If your heart is set on a specific breed you haven’t been able to find in a shelter, you can do an Internet search for a breed-specific rescue organization. 3. Know How to Recognize

Bless Me With Your Love
You're everything in the world to me, With you I want to walk by the sea. To hold your hand and to feel your touch, I love you and I need you so much. I truly give you all of my heart, In my life you'll always be a part. Your sweet caress fills me with your light, My aching heart you soothe through the night. The sound of your voice is like a song, That brings deep feelings that can't be wrong. Comfort of a friend so very near, takes away every one of my fears. You touch me with magic... that is love, Which is as grand as the stars above. I'll hold your hand and long for your kiss, Sweet tidings of true love's tender bliss. We know for each other we will care, As you and I love and truly share. Our love will soar on wings of a dove, Give me your heart...bless me with your love.

Game Dogs...dog Fighting!!!
Dog Fighting GAME DOGS For more than a century, humans have trained dogs to give their all in staged fights. Why are animal welfare advocates no closer to ending this brutal sport? The crowd's roar dulled to a hum as the next two fighters appeared. The previous match had been short, as one contestant quickly outmatched his opponent, mauling him badly and tearing off an ear. But this final fight matched two highly respected and feared combatants. They eyed each other warily as their handlers finished corner preparations. Spectators came to the edge of their seats, and fathers lifted children to their shoulders for a better view as the judge stepped to the center, called the dogs to their scratch lines and yelled, "Let 'em go!" A cheer arose as the dogs charged across the pit and violently slammed into each other, teeth flashing as they sought a vulnerable target. The dogs came apart once, when the brindle appeared to give up, and turned for a moment. They were returned to thei

Floored
Ummm,ok,where do I start lol.I had met someone from another chat site, hmm maybe a month or so ago that he was DJing at and I liked the music he played. He's a fun loving person and he's got a great sense of humor.He's always making me laugh. I liked him from the first time we met. Apparently they'd started out here on CT.When they left that other site I told him I wished I could still hear him on air.That's when he told me about CT and he suggested I join,so I did. I thought we were becoming great friends.We talked nearly everyday and for hours at a time lol :)) Last night he logged on and prepared to take air.I said,"Ok,I'm going to hop into the room too". I was sitting here listening and enjoying his show as I always do, when he starts saying he has someone in his life that he thought a lot of and he liked a lot.I thought to myself,"Omg what's he gonna say"!?!? lol.He then proposed to me,asking me to be his CT fiance'.I was floored.I wasn't expecting this at all.Of co

Rip
Yesterday morning, as I was headin to see my grandpa, my mother and I got a call that said he had passed away.. He went peacefully ... ate breakfast closed his eyes and never opened them again... no pain... I will miss ya grandpa WILD Bill!

Education Awareness....
Pit Bull Cruelty In recent years, pit bulls have gained more than just a foothold in the public awareness. Unscrupulous breeding and negative media attention have resulted in many apartment complexes, neighborhoods and even counties imposing bans on the breed, citing them as "inherently dangerous" to the public. But did you know that pit bulls, despite the fact that they were originally bred to fight with each other, were also bred to be trustworthy and friendly to people? These dogs actually earned the nickname "nursemaid's dog," because they were so reliable with young children. Today, however, the breed often attracts the worst kind of dog owners--those who are only interested in them for fighting or protection. It's a shame what has happened to this loyal and affectionate breed-but as the pit bull population has increased so rapidly, shelters are now struggling to deal with an overflow of image-plagued, hard-to-place dogs. And despite its illegality, people are still training

Swimming Pool Shoot
Hi, I will be doing a swimming pool shoot the week of July 4th (all week). If any one is interested in shooting with me let me know. My schedule is filling up quickly. The shoot will be from mild to wild, up to you of course. Look forward to hearing from you!

I So Can't Wait!!
Me and my hubby have been living with my sister and her hubby and we were renting out the basement. Well we finally got our own place and we can start moving in on Thursday. We both have wanted this for a while and can't wait to have our own place. No offense to my sis, cause I love her to death, but we are married and need our own place! Just thought I would share that with everyone!

Band Of Brothers/sisters Member List....yes I Am A Member
THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option

Love Is..
"LOVE IS" its having someone to be with Someone you cant be without Its wanting to hold them every second Thats what its all about. Its the happiness you feel When everythings gone wrong its the way you sit there and think of crazy love songs. Its the sadness in your heart When you know thier not there Its the safeness you have When you are feeling scared. It’s the hope you have When everything’s gone It’s the dreams you hold When you’re alone. It’s having someone to talk to When no one else is listening Its being so in love That nothing in your life is missing. It knows I love you And I love you forever It’s thinking of you every second That’s what true LOVE is...

Like A Rose
"LIKE A ROSE" A poem is like a rose with pregrance and beauty Its soft and delicate petals are like lines of poetry. A rose gives a mans life meaning A poem gives inspiration A rose tells you to be gentle A poem moves you to action A poem is a gallant man who expresses his great desires A rose is his sweet lady-love who takes away his miseries Whats in a poem? May I ask? Theres a lady in a poem For a lady is like a simple rose Who inspires every mans task. Ah! A rose and a poem... what a mystery they bring! To understand lifes meaning Learn to appriciate them..

Love Geography
"LOVE GEOGRAPHY" We are as vast as Greenland as delusive as our verdant names, as barren as the waste places of our past lives: We seem indifference for our continence. We have left unexplored fringers of frozen points,having always been prey to unmemory.Here, where tundral hopes of birthing are sun-paled to glacial brightness, only we know in our vastness, despite illusive moving drifts of memories flickering with shame, we edge taiga, live as deep, as shallow as oceans, thundering and thundering with rebirth.

A Kiss
*Kiss on the Stomach --- We are having sex. I am anyway *Kiss on the Forehead --- Be good *Kiss on the Ear --- If my tongue is in your ear, we're getting ready *Kiss on the Cheek --- Friends *Kiss on the Hand --- Must be a European thing. *Kiss on the Neck --- sensuous, we're getting ready again *Kiss on the Shoulder --- I'm playing. Want to see what you'll do. *Kiss on the Lips --- Oh, we are getting into it. What the gesture means... *Holding Hands --- That's a girl thing *Slap on the Butt --- "That's a guy thing *Playing with the Ear --- I want you now. *Holding on tight --- Want to feel your body next to mine. *Looking into each other's Eyes --- Nov verbal sex talk *Playing with Hair on Head --- Caressing you. *Arms around the Waist --- Here we go. Into it again *Laughing while Kissing --- I don't do that. I'm serious --Advice-- * Don't ask for a kiss, take one. I do every time *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Fighting The Fear Of Snow
"FIGHTING THE FEAR OF SNOW" Soon i will make myself leave this room where post cards paint the walls And a second hand space heater Ticks out its premeditated heat waves. When i step out, I will look straight at the storm Without blinking Eye, to whirling white eye, there are no breaks in the blankness. The frost slows my blood, The flurries blow in through my nose. I occupy myself with true stories. How I swam in icy waters To save a dead branchHow, with my bare hands I dug out a child from a snowbanks. He emerged,rosy and light, Half of his brain swept clean. My feet start to sink. The wind with its singing veilswrap me. I begin to think of how i wanted this. How i wanted to be found as i found the child, Smiling sleepily, without recall. Memories of summers past, no pure as snow.

Mirror
"MIRROR " song, poem, music, Lyre Why? Song is mirror in my right hand staring at me. poem is the mirror in my left hand Smiling at me. and i made them clash Till they broke. Something stopped The muisc was lost And dancer Turned around, was faceless. And what remained? Broken and powder like glass I threw them all into the oven and they melted. When the fire died The mirror was whole again At become once more a song, and the lullabye of the poets lyre.

Deleted
Well once again I found myself sitting here this morning going thru my friends list sending user comments, thinking to myself ya know Chas...why..why do you constantly send out user comments to those that NEVER send them Back. So I deleted many off of my list, dont take it personal if you were one of them, I just dont care to spend over an hour each day skipping through user names trying to get to the ones who do actually show they are a friend by sending comments back, or by coming back to check my page for updates or new pics, or giving a shout every now and then. The ones I decided to keep have shown me that they are a "real" friend and not here solely for points...which is why I am here..to meet new people and make some new friends joke laff and have a good time. With this i shall close and say THANK YOU to those who have taken the time to show what friendship is about. !!!SNIPER!!!

Gifts Of The Night
"GIFTS OF THE NIGHT" Last night, I doddered singing on my way home: Because my head was full of wine But my breast was wrapped with poems. I just picked on my way Stars caught in the branches; The scent the breeze offered could not soothe the life and spirit Shaking under the weight of gift! The leaves were like green hands Outgoing each other to offer the decanted dew; I refused them all because it was daybreak. The base of the palm of morning Was getting rosy, like a pregnant wife. How could I accept thier gifts? When sleep had become a maiden Strongly pulling me to bed? I just left behind playing The moon and water under the bridge; Because the breast they were tempting Was claimed by the continuous crowing of roosters in the distance....!

Death Beneath Love
My Life is doomed,I dont know what to do, I have no choice,Just leave the room, but when you came, you light up my way. and open up a gate to stay. At first I thought that this is the day, because i found my prince today, for my heart is bursting and trying toclaim, that for once I had someone to rely on to. And then one day,an accentric stranger came, with horns and fire on his face, we tried to scape but we never did, because a monster was trying to lead. When I woke up I saw his face, with blood and tears all over the place, I saw him lying and not breathing, so I decided to come with him The knife killed my body and soul, even though I know up to now that my love for him will always vow, he will always be a part of my life.

Passion
We have had a quiet evening alone and now it draws to a close, champagne gone, candles flickering ever so gently as they cast their light on the bed as we walk through the door. You kiss down my face and around to the nape of my neck only to kiss down my back as you caress my breast with one hand and my hip with the other as you guide me onto the bed. Another passionate kiss making my skin tingle all over my entire body. The energy radiating from your body as you press against me fills me with a desire so unexplainable words would do it an injustice. You begin to caress my thighs and enter my as I gasp for air only to find none. You continue to trust within me driving forth my heart and the love I feel for you clouding my thoughts with ideas of forever. I catch myself saying out loud “God never let this end, never let him leave”

Untitled Finale
So it seems that everything is where it should be. As far as things that were once going shitty for me. They're all now better, or just gone period, which is good. Now Im able to sleep better at night and not be so damn down anymore. [pat on the back] Most of you may have not noticed, period, that I was going through a very tough and stupid situation here in this local area. Which is good. Not that I have something to hide, but I think Im not a big boy and can handle times like these by myself. And from the looks of it, things have been up and down but has shyt gotten to the point where I have to be beggin on my knees for help? No. Certainly not. Its all good. For the ones I HAVE gone to for some advice and words of wisdom, thank you. Deeply grateful for it all. Well, recently, things have been pretty odd. I say "odd" because things have been working out not in its usual way. To get more specific, Im seeing signs. I mean, theres always signs that tell us whats good and bad and if w

Vacation
This goes out to all members, From July 7th to July 22nd I will be on vacation & in the interim our dear Theresa will be available for any questions or problems anyone has. She is very qualified & ownes The Society Of Wolves our affiliate group. You can click on her name in our "member listing." I will miss you all tremendously but I am not allowed to bring my laptop (It doesn't work anyway)I hope you all are good to each other & help towards level each other up.In the event Corky's contest starts plz vote for our "sweetlady" Stacey. Well have fun, most important!! Much Love Pete

Reality
The amazement of your knowledge of my hearts needs & the quickness that you tended to them leaves me in awe of your talents. You envelop my heart in a scarf of bliss which made me drunk with happiness only to look in the mirror in front of me to see nothing but me by myself. You hold my hand and give me the illusion you are mine, you kiss me as if your saying my heart is yours and to just be gentle. Yet when I reach out to touch your heart it disappears as if it were smoke and mirrors. Are you an illusion or are you for real, I wish the magician would grant me this request! Is it all real and are you mine?

One Man, One Woman..
One man and one woman,,two people entwined in mind and spirit,seperated by distance..both longing for loves first touch, first embrace, and love's first kiss..live with the thought of what could be..if ever.. I belive that for this one man and this one woman what will be will be, no matter the distance,or time that keeps them apart.... that they will have love's first touch,love's first embrace and yes love's first kiss...life is not fair,nor do we always choose who we will love but rather it finds us...and for this one man and this one woman love found them, in the most oddest of places..but for for this one man and this one woman, time is all that keeps them apart...just remember to keep your eyes on the prize and you will have it...most important thing is in any relationship like this is how bad do you really want it..cause if you do then nothing will stand in your way of your happnest..only you..

Odds And Ends Of Randoms Thoughts
Somtimes we live to how others want us to but why? This robs us of hopes and goals that makes us individuals I say we should live for our own dreams and goals and dreams then learn how to intertwine them with others and grow from the sharing but always remember to live to your own goals and dreams first and dont let that be taken from you. Value everthing that enters your life as a tool, an experience to perpare you for what is to come. when you fail dont give up hope but jus try again for even failures are means of learning to getting it right. If somone loves you treasure them for love is a rare thing but one of the most beautiful gifts in life. Live like today is your last for then each day will be that much more valuable. Most of all love what you have in your life thank those you call friends and loves ones and make sure they know how much they care for today is short and yesterday is gone and tommorow is vast of unknowns.

For Him
I've spent my whole life Dreaming of a love that's pure and true. Then you came into my life And I spent months dreaming of you. I told myself not to fall. I couldn't handle another heartbreak. I couldn't spend my life thinking, Am I just another mistake. I thought I had the world, Because suddenly I had you. I figured it was just a dream And that it would never come true. I had my heart in your grasp But you let me slip and fall. No matter how loud I screamed You never once heard me call. It was because she was around The one you wanted that was unattainable. You became overwhelmed with emotions And your obsession became unrestrainable. You know her heart is someone else's And it will never belong to you. However, you sit back waiting And refusing to accept the truth. You need to wisen up And act like the adult you are. Stop your moping around And life just might take you far. I can't believe I almost cried. Just because you chose to dump me.

For Me, For My Soul!
Sooooooooooo for me this song! Nobody's Home lyrics - avril lavigne I couldn't tell you why she felt that way, She felt it everyday. And I couldn't help her, I just watched her make the same mistakes again. What's wrong, what's wrong now? Too many, too many problems. Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs. She wants to go home, but nobody's home. It's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes. Broken inside. Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why. You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind. Be strong, be strong now. Too many, too many problems. Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs. She wants to go home, but nobody's home. It's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes. Broken inside. Her feelings she hides. Her dreams she can't find. She's losing her mind. She's fallen behind. She can't find her place. She's lo

Wtf
Well it seems the human race keeps sliping down the good factor to complete shityness you give a person so many chances to grow and and prove they are whom they say they are and it comes blowing back in your face as bullshit well the person knows who she is its a really sad stage of advents but this person who has screwed me and a few others is now learning by loosing everone around her thats true and all she will be left with is liars and crap like herself like I always say karma works

Descriptive
I wake up each morning, turn over, and there you are. I know, from daily experience, your long smooth white body is nestled in that wrapping, the wrapping designed to advertise your absolute ability to give pleasure. I reach out for you, gently taking hold of your enclosure, and with tender care slowly slip you from within your concealing protective envelopment. Oh, the slender firmness of you... perfectly designed to fit in my grasp. I slide my fingers down the length of your cool body, and envision the pleasure of the first touch of you to my lips. Fire ignites, and my need to draw you in builds within me. You are addictive, and I needs must have you. My lips surround you, perfectly formed for my lips to engulf. I draw your searing smokey essence into me, and my head buzzes, my breath is taken away, and I consume you to my inner depths. I hold your essence within me, hateing to release you; knowing i must or I shall die. But there is more of you, and as I release the first

The Official Band Of Brothers Member List
THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option

B Of B Members
THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option

Second Attempt At Getting This Members List To Work.
THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option

Donkey Carts Are Still Funny To Me!!
Donkey carts are still funny to me...... The temperature is rising and donkey cart caravans are still funny too me. It is the strangest thing. I've been in Iraq for six months now and I see donkey-drawn carriages on the street daily. However everytime I see one, I laugh. I dont know why,I guess its for the same reason that people will giggle when someone passes gas or something. All I can think of is that song "Let me ride that donkey!".I guess the heat is starting to get to me....... This has been a tough year so far. The holidays came and went, they were just another day over here. No family to get together for Thanksgiving dinner,no Santa.The new year came in with a bang as rockets came at the stroke of midnight. No Rockin New Years Eve with Dick Clark though and no Easter Bunny. Instead, we were on mission hard charging and vigilant, finding comfort and family amonst eachother. For us veterans, we know the bond that is shared between combat soldiers. We are like father

Too Many Cigarettes...
Saturday, December 16, 2006 Too many cigarettes... Well what can I say, Iraq is hell.Fourth ID has left and we are in full stride.We are finally settled in our rooms.Its nice to spread out and breath a little.However we are still 4 to a room and that is the way its going to stay.So privacy is still kind of an issue.I have my little 10 ft x 10ft living area and Im happy with it.I wasted no time wallpapering my walls with pinup girls and stuff.When 4th ID left, they sold us thier DVD players,TVs and playstations to us for a small price.Local merchants sell movies and games for about $2.00 a pop on the FOB.Movies and games are like trading cards.I have recently discovered something new that I can honestly say is the greatest thing in the universe.Thats right,the entire universe! Its called the,Spiced Chi Frappe.Its like they put heaven and ice in a blender,put that baby on frappe and poured it into a little plastic cup with a straw.....Its like heaven in a plastic cup..but cold.

Another Step Taken
Another step along my 'Path'. More progress is being made. I've done my first rite for the Summer Solstice. That went very well. I've also done my first official spellcasting. What a rush to do and then 'knowing' it had worked! What an awesome feeling that is! The work on my Staff is coming along fine; I'm in the process of attuning it to me. I also have something to attach to it now too. A crow wing feather, from the 'Heartside' and from the evidence, it was a newly emergent feather as well. Also, from all evedence, it was 'gifted' to me from my brother. He always had a thing for crows. He called them his 'minions'. Of course a 'gift' from the Spirit world is always precious. I sacrificed a cigarette (I don't have any loose tobacco) to give Thanks as is proper. It looks like the pace has picked up again. At least for a while.

Band Of Brothers Members List
subject: BAND OF BROTHERS/SISTERS OFFICIAL Members list COPY and PASTE to your BLOGS repost for all ! date: 2007-06-24 02:56:18 THE FOUNDERS ♂МдяQ v.2.0 @ CherryTAP Achilles @ CherryTAP (PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SAL

Just In Case U Wanted To Know Again
My StoryTAKE THIS SURVEY!Finish the sentence:Hi, my name is:EllenNever in my life have I been:ridden a trainThe one person who can drive me nuts is:my daughterHigh school:auburnWhen I'm nervous:pick my nailsThe last song I listened to was:will you marry meIf I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor:??My hair is:reddish brownWhen I was 5:.i stepped on a nailLast Christmas:i was sadI should be..happyWhen I look down I see:the floorThe happiest recent event was:when my fiance ask me to marry himIf I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be:?By this time next year:ill be marriedMy current gripe is:toliet seat upI have a hard time understanding:my daughterThere's this girl I know that:is niceYou know I like you when:i always talk to youIf I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:?Take my advice:always be kindThe thing I want to buy:new clothesIf you visited the place I was born:linton,indianaI plan to visit:flordiaIf you spent the night at my house:id be at my com

Well I'm Sitting And Here And In Deep Thought And Needed To Do This
I MEET A FRIEND HERE NAMED DEATH AND I PROMISED HIM , I WOULD READ HIS BLOG AND POST A BULLITEN , WHICH I DID AS PROMISED . ONE OF THE HARDEST ONES I HAD TO DO . I HAVE CRIED AND HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE MY BROTHER PASSED AWAY 10 YRS AGO ON MARCH 14 TH 1997 . I DON'T KNOW HIM PERSONALLY , BUT , I FELT LIKE I KNEW HIM ALL MY LIFE , JUST WITH THE SHORT TIME IN THE SHOUT BOX WE TALKED . AND ITS WEIGHED VERY HEAVY ON ME AND HAS BROUGHT ME TO TEARS AS IM SITTING HERE . NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW HOW I FEEL , BECAUSE IT HAS CHANGED ME ALIL INSIDE , JUST TAKE A MIN OF YOUR TIME AND KEEP THIS PERSON IN YOUR PRAYERS AS HE WILL BE IN MINE EVERY DAY THAT I BREATH . KURT AKA OAK """ DEAR GOD WATCH OVER DEATH AS HE LEAVES US ALL GOD BE WITH YOU BRO AND FRIEND .THANKS FOR THE HONOR OF LETTING DO THAT FOR YOU MAN .

I Must Be Emo...
Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic My life is spiraling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You,' and 'Rip Apart My Soul,' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab." and it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do, some days you know. . . I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be You'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag 'Cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes 'Cause emo is one step below transvestite Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo I'm dark

Erdomne Version Of Other One ;)
The setting sun casts its shadows through the barred window high in the wall. spread out before me there you lay. your body glistening in the faint glow of a torch spills it light through the cracks in the door.... As my eyes adjust to the dimness , you start to take shape. your long silky strands of fire red hair brush gently accross your shoulders. Across the cell I see you cowering in the corner. I see the reflection of sweat running down your face and neck. Your enchanting eyes sparkle with rays of excitement as I follow down the path of the sweat. I come to your soft shoulders and enticing neck showing out of the peasant shirt. Your bosom heaving with passion as I notice your clothes ripped and torn (from some long time off run through dark woods). Your long smooth legs exposed on the left side from the hip down. Yet even under the present conditions, you stand there as enchanting and seductive as any women of the high court. As The setting sun casts its

No More Contests
Well, I don't know what I had expected, but I'm not getting anywhere fast on this contest I'm in. Oh, sure, I'm getting a few comments here and there, but it's been mostly me. Yeah, I know.....I don't leave many at any one time, now, but I keep going back to leave more. Also, I guess it no longer counts that before the crap babyj started of giving 10 minute time outs, of threatening to delete your account and accusing you of being abusive of priviledges, I used to bomb about 25 to over 100 comments at a time.....I guess no-one remembers that. Ah, well, I should have known......I've never done well in 'popularity' type things. I just not going to enter another one. And if this sounds like sour grapes.......so, who really cares?

Sorry, Virginia, There Isn't A Santa....
at least, that is what Shirley Temple says.... “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” - Shirley Temple

Oingo Boingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
So I just managed to download nearly every song ever released by my favorite band oingo boingo and I'm so fucking excited right now I can barely breath. . .Oh my god oh my god!!!! I feel a girlish squeal of delight coming on. . . I dunno If I can fight it. . .nope I squeaked. . .and I'm not ashamed of that fact Danny Elfman is my fucking god!!!!!

Rant 1
i wish that you could understand all i want is to be your man. all i need is you in my life because without you there is no fun. i know that i have dodged it before. but now i am saying it outright. i love you. i know you probably dont feel the same way but i just had to get it out in the open. i am tired of hiding my feelings so that i can feel like i am dead inside. when i know that i am not. i know that somewhere in your heart you do have a place for me, but i dont think that its love you feel. just a friend is all i am. someone that you can talk to when you are feeling down and out. and nothing gives me greater pleasure than talking to you, but i want to be by your side. i want to hold you in my arms and never let you go. cuddle when the nights are cold and they days went by too slow. i know that you probably wont read this so i guess i am just telling everyone else how i feel. better that its known by someone else than not at all. if you do read this and you feel th

Fucking Trippy
Ok Ihad to post this. I dont go for that horoscope bullshit, but I ust happened to glance at mine for today...June 24th 2007, and holy fuck this is the truth down to the last word. Those of you that really know me will know why. You thought you could change someone by being patient and kind. The truth is, you changed yourself -- and now you see that lingering with this situation is really a waste of your time. Good for you -- now move on.

Survey
[] Push me into a wall and kiss? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing NOT But Chill? [] Hit Me? [] Makeout with me right now? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out? [] Take A Shower With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [] Do me? [] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Stand up for me? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Make me smile? [] Text me? [] Have sex with me? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Sexy? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want to do "other" things with me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean

Sean's World Is Still Looking For You...
To join my forum. It's free and very active. We're looking to increase membership and become a hot, rising, talked about forum. So come and join if you haven't. Invite your friends. Come and have a blast meeting new people, posting pics, playing over 400 games in an arcade and more. Everyone's invited. Bring your friends. Bring everyone you know. Friends, family. All are welcome. The link is: Sean's World See you all there. :D Repost this for your friends, family and fans. Share it with everyone. Sean

Jimmy Ruffin "what Becomes Of The Brokenhearted" Lyrics
JIMMY RUFFIN lyrics - "What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted" As I walk this land of broken dreams I have visions of many things But happiness is just an illusion Filled with sadness and confusion What becomes of the broken hearted Who had love that's now departed I know I've got to find Some kind of peace of mind Maybe The roots of love grow all around But for me they come a tumblin' down Every day heartaches grow a little stronger I can't stand this pain much longer I walk in shadows Searching for light Cold and alone No comfort in sight Hoping and praying for someone to care Always moving and going nowhere What becomes of the broken hearted Who had love that's now departed I know I've got to find Some kind of peace of mind Help me I'm searching though I don't succeed But someone look, there's a growing need All is lost, there's no place for beginning All that's left is an unhappy ending Now what becomes of the broken-hearted Who had love that's now de

Mudvayne "goodbye" Lyrics
Goodbye Lyrics Artist(Band):Mudvayne Pendulum stops and falls away Life sifted through like sand Storms of summer rain Flooding lifelines in our hands Our skin of blood and bone Gently close to dust and blows Our home of blood and bone Falls through the ground and is So unstoppable These feelings of loss So unstoppable Egging through to the marrow of bones Just let it go Pain willing in your eyes Just let me go Dry the tears that fall And remember When everything is typical I'll be the wish upon a star I've found a place so magical Goodbye.... See you another goodbye I'll see you another goodbye I'll see you another goodbye See you another... Pentacles rise Precious circle is mended Sense vertigo in you So I'll be your hand now So unstoppable My love for you So unstoppable Memories of you Just remember When everything is typical I'll be the wish upon a star I've found a place so magical But still please... Someone, Help Me, Grab Me, S

Watch My Last Tv Show
WATCH DR. TURI LAST SHOW ON "THE CUTTING EDGE" With host Jim Rodger and co-host Kyle Dayton CUTTING HEDGE TELEVISION Celebrates its Special 100th Anniversary as Dr. Turi talk about "The Rest of the Secret",in his new book titled "Beyond The Secret". Watch The Show live Now!CLICK HERE Book Description Beyond the Secret is the fascinating autobiography of Dr. Louis Turi. It recounts his unusual life starting at birth in the Provence region of France, to his life in England and America. His experiences range from tragic to euphoric, mundane and miraculous, all of which have given him great compassion for his fellow humans. He explains metaphysical principles that apply to the different chapters of his life. There is much more in this life than the Law of Attraction. Other laws include metaphysical and cosmological aspects. It is an engaging read you will not be able to set down. When I read this endorsement I was pleased and event though I wrote the book myself anyti

Hurt "falls Apart" Lyrics
Hurt - Falls Apart Lyrics I messed up again when I tried You spend all your money and I And, oh! By the way, With all you did nothing has changed So lie like a waste by the side As everything just falls apart 'Cause everything just fell apart for me I cracked my head and broke my I correct my head and broke my I cracked my head and broke my heart And I don't feel the need to go on I was happier singing along the way I had things, I need to say But now it's like a swallowed tape That holds up my face from inside As everything just falls apart 'Cause everything just fell apart for me So woe is me Oh woe is me, yeah I cracked my head and broke my... heart And the hell of it is what we are We finish and wish we could start again Our skin tears away as Our memories fade with age And we don't even know 'til it's gone? But everything just fell apart 'Cause everything just falls apart for me So woe is me It all falls apart you see So woe it me It al

Soundgarden "fell On Black Days" Lyrics
FELL ON BLACK DAYS Lyrics Artist(Band):Soundgarden Whatsoever I've feared has come to life And Whatsoever I've fought off became my life Just when everyday seemed to greet me with a smile Sunspots have faded Now I'm doing time Now I'm doing time Cause I fell on black days I fell on Black days Whomsoever I've cured I've sickened now Whomsoever I've cradled I've put you down I'm a search light soul they say But I can't see it in the night I'm only faking when I get it right When I get it right Cause I fell on black days I fell on Black days How would I know That this could be my fate How would I know That this could be my fate So what you wanted to see good has made you blind And what you wanted to be yours has made it mine So don't you lock up something that you wanted to see fly Hands are for shaking No, not tying No, not tying I sure don't mind a change I sure don't mind a change Yeah, I said sure dont mind, I sure dont mind the change I sure don

Three Doors Down "here Without You" Lyrics
A hundred days had made me older Since the last time that I saw your pretty face A thousand lights had made me colder And I don’t think I can look at this the same But all the miles had separate They disappeared now when I’m dreaming of your face I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams And tonight it’s only you and me The miles just keep rolling as the people either way to say hello I hear this life is overrated but I hope it gets better as we go I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams And tonight girl it’s only you and me Everything I know, and anywhere I go It gets hard but it won’t take away my love And when the last one falls, when it’s all said and done it get hard but it w

My Horoscope: Part 3.
"You're feeling some qualms, and it's no wonder. You're on the threshold of a major change. Be gentle with yourself and don't try to push past this, but don't let apprehension stop you from moving forward either." Again, with the horoscope. Ok. So, considering the fact that I'm planning to move halfway across the frigging country in a few weeks, it's kind of right again. [shudders] This shit is giving me the heeby jeebies.

Nsfw Guidelines - Repost From Scrapper & Razor
REMEMBER..this is a repost of blogs written by Scrapper. Please don't leave me nsfw comments here, they will be deleted and you will be blocked. This is me trying to clarify for you, the nsfw guidelines. You may also refer to the faq sections for this. If you have a question about this, please feel free to leave it here in the comments section and I will do my best to reply to it. If you have something constructive to say then by all means leave it here. I'm counting on you all to behave as adults. *************************************************** What is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: * Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) * Overtly tasteless * Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. Accounts will be terminated for abusing the NSFW policy. This in

Me Nsfw... On A Dare
Posted a quick snapshot of me naked a couple days ago on a request. Not really the type of thing I would usually do, but hey, whatever right? Anyways, I was told I didn't have the guts to make it open to my whole friends list and announce it. Well here's the announcement. It'll be open to my friends list for about a day. Don't go there unless you wanna see me naked... you've been warned, I don't wanna hear any complaints.

Hmmm...so This Is Cherrytap
Yeah, this is a lot better then some other profile sites i know! Right now I'm just chilling at my place n stayin up alllllll night so i can go see my gf in the morning cause she's headin out of town. I dunno, I was at my friends reception and stuff so that was sweet. Anyways, I think I'll be more active here!

Mask
no matter how hard i try im still always in the wronge.i try i be happy and put on another mask.the last mask fell off and so did my life down with it.it feels as if all my saftypinz have just riped bigger holes in my heart and now my heart it bleeding.i wonder when im going to start througing up the blood.

Cxvcv V
1. Who was the last person to kiss your hand? O_O my dick? XD 2. Who knows a secret or two about you? haha peoples 4. Have you ever burned yourself? used to be a cook...so yes ;) 5. What's crazy to you? stuff 7. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? some MS bitches >.> 8.Who did you last hug? i don't 9. Would you ever want to be a model? lol NO! I like to eat food!! :D 12. When is your next party? i don't do this either 15. How do you handle a break up? again with the not doing! 16. Your motivation for tomorrow? NONE 17. Last person to hurt you? hmmmmmm 18. Last person to make you laugh? Bill 19. Last thing you ate? Dog 20. Do u ever go a few days without changing your underwear? THATS FUCKING GROSS!! 21. Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect? mhm...oh accidentally? no! XD 22. Do daddy long legs freak you out? nope, but the wolf spiders in my apartment do!! O_O 23. Have you ever cleaned up some

Sunday Pimpin
I ONLY HAVE FRIENDS WITH SALUTE PIC OR FRIENDS WHO ARE VIC MEMBERS AT CT CHECK OUT THOSE AWESOME BIRTHDAY GUYS & GIRLS PLZ ADD, RATE & FAN :) *Prince Jesse*~*Phoenixxx Radio*~*Bbg's Lover*~*Team Shocker*~*N*~*CREW*@ CherryTAP MIKKI44DD ~ I am NSFW!@ CherryTAP Ozzy@ CherryTAP BigDawg69~CO-FOUNDER & VICE PRESIDENT OF GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ CherryTAP Dunk@ CherryTAP

Yeah I Survey About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF: The Modified, Longer Survey~~~~~BASICS~~~~~Name::Nathan Birthday::05-24-78 Birthplace::kansas city Current Location::harrisonville, mo Marital Status::taken with the option to play Parents still together::no Siblings::five sister two brothers Pets::one dog six cats ~~~Physical Stuff~~~Eye Color::green Hair Color::light red brown Height::five eleven Right handed or left handed::right Your Heritage::white mutt with a hint of indian Your Best Physical Feature::my ass and eyes Number of Piercings::eight in the ears Number of Tattoos::two Shoe Size::eleven ~~~The Light Side~~~The Shoes You Wore Today::shoes for crew Your Perfect Pizza::cheese,olives,mushrooms,canadian bacon Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger::kewl Your Bedtime::whenever i can Are you a Health Freak::no Number of CDs I own::a lot ~~~The Deep Stuff~~~Your Weakness::i am an attention hound Your Fears::not to be good enough Goal You Would Like To Achie

I Dont Know Anymore!!!!
Sometimes I feel so lost like I'm in some weird maze everytime I think I found a way out I find myself even more lost than before..... I feel totally invisible like I'm there but I'm not!!!! I'm finding myself bringing in all this information I wish nobody would have told me and now I can never seem to sort it back out... All my fears and emotions keep piling up on me and I cant seem to fix it... Have you found yourself wanting to be everything to the person you love but everytime you find yourself falling short.. I feel like I can never do anything right.. I keep trying to figure out why he even stays I dont understand why him or anyone else would want a nothing like myself...

My Mistaken Friend.
A few weeks ago, an old friend, a girl I used to date who has long since gotten married and raised a family, called and invited me to a party at her place. I said I’d be there. That night, I met a bunch of her and her husband’s friends, one in particular, a girl who had just broken up with her boyfriend. She drank and the more she drank the more she talked….about her boyfriend. She told me how wonderful he was, how much she missed him and how long they had been together. At this point, I was a bit surprised they’re broken up. Most break ups result in anger, hostility and finger pointing covering the hurt, the pain and the broken promises. This one, I didn’t get. I asked what the deal was, "did he break it off with you?" She said “no,” she ended it. Now I’m impressed. What a classy woman. Ends the relationship and speaks well of her ex. I don’t see that often enough. I told her I was surprised given how fondly she spoke of him. I asked her why she broke it off. She e

Wedding Day!!!!!!
It is 2:40am Sunday June 24th. I am just winding down from the last few frantic days. My son got married Saturday the 23rd. He gave me the daughter I never had. Jamie has the patience of a saint and she loves my son. She is a reasonably decent mother to the 3 grand kids. No body is a perfect parent. Not even me. But now I can tell every one I have a daughter-in -law. I now have bragging rites for all 3 boys. Treston is now officially a step grandson. I have been his grandma since he was 2yrs old. And you know that doesn't make me feel old. 3 grandsons. Wow! A girl would have been nice, but I just can't imagine not having Treston and his obsession for his Game Boy. Or what would I do with out Bryce and his leprechaun smile. Or Caleb who has the most wonderful disposition and infectious smile. Nope not old at all. Just very very happy. And looking forward to the next big event. Caleb and Trestons combined birthday party. Good night. I know I will sleep well.

Wasted
Drank 2 much and getting over a tummy flu.. I am right now feeling like saying all those things I did not want to say to the people who have peeved me lately. Just wanted to apologize in advance for my actions.. Oh and T.O. (you know who you are) I want to lick you from head to head... MUAHS!!!

What A Night!
ok so ill give you some back ground.after many years as a roving irish bass player and folk singer and then many more as a street punk(mohawk and all)i have evolved into a chef aprentice.as my profile says,i am about gopod quisine and the human condition.i work in a very gay restaraunt in the heart of toronto's gay neighbourhood.i am straight but it makes no difference.we are like a big family in this place.its a great kitchen to work in.things is we are right now at the hieght of what is the biggest couple of days or buissiness in the entire year.its the weeked ending pride week here.shit what a crowd tonight!worked 12 hours without break.i am tired and smell like grill.so i figured as i unwind from my day id start this blog and go to bed.tomorrow is the absolute biggest day of the year,,,the pride parade itself!going to be a mad house all day and we are open way late.gotta bring me "a"game!so for now good night!cheers from the zen side! slainte

I Am So Honored To Get To Get These Poetry Award Achievements' !
Dear Martin, It's just a few short weeks until your poetic accomplishments will be honored at poetry.com's and the International Society of Poets' Summer 2005 Convention and Symposium, to be held at the Washington Hilton Hotel, Washington, DC, from August 19-21, 2005. I'm writing to tell you exactly what to expect and how to prepare for this special moment in your life. First, we have scheduled for you to receive your Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Award Bowl immediately after you present your poetry in front of your fellow poets. You can count on a true international audience for your poetry as we already have poets registered from 50 countries around the world! Second, the award you will be receiving is so large and heavy that it may be a good idea for you to bring an extra suitcase to carry it home. The Award is a magnificent work of art (a $200.00 value) that measures over 10 inches across and over 11 inches high, handcrafted in silver, with your name custom-e

Bored:)~
Which Breakfast club character are you? Allison-Backetcaseyou are allison...the basketcase. you're wierd and you like attention...but you ROCK!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com Allison-Backetcase you are allison...the basketcase. you're wierd and you like attention...but you ROCK!

Hey Are You In The 99??
OK JUST A FEW DAYS AGO I HAD 750 FRIENDS ON MY LIST NOW I HAVE ONLY 99 LEFT AND IM THINKING BOUT DELETING MORE SO IF YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND AND WANT TO STAY ON MY LIST PLEASE SAY SO ON THIS blog , IF NOT YOULL GO WITH T HE WIND LIKE THE OTHER 650

What The Hell
why is it when you take the time to invite people over for a party, they say they are coming and then never show up? that is so freakin rude. but at least my best friend showed up and got messed up with me thanks honeybee

My Own Show
ok i'm sure everyone knows the show MXC yea i wanna have my own show kinda like that but an american better version, with special quest..i think it would b awesome what do you think and feel free to drop some idea's.

I Am Gone Now,...
I am gone now,.. And may not return. Take care all of you friends!! And do not forget that I am always watching. Some of you think that I speak of games. And MANY others know Who I am, and know of the truths that I speak of. I will always be here and there. But I may never be "here" again. I bid you all Fair Well. Adeu Adeu, To you and you. I am now leaving behind, all that I knew. So please take care, and listen to the air. For I speak to thee, from upon my knee. In an eternal resting place, Serving an Ace. Together, Forever. I the Ghost of Grace. Signed: Father Death

I Am Plastered
I started of by going to Ruby Tuesday for dinner. Actually it was mor elike the Awful House but I wound up at Ruby Tuesday. I Started off with a drink. Long Island Ice Tea. She mixed ti rather stong but good. My Grammer is a bit to be desired right now cause I am drunk as fuck right about now. So, I ate dinner and hung out for a bit till they asked me to go home. But, I didn't go home. I went across the street to the Fox and The Houd. It si a bar across the street from the motel I am in. I had a few beers and flirted with the bartender. Well, I flirted with both of the bar tenders. He and She.. Lol. Oh well, What can I say. I am bored and I miss home. I have been gone almost a week and I miss my house. Any How I am off to bed. PLease dont pay attention to my puctuation or spelling. I am drunk fuckers !!!!

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
I am going to be 19 in 39 days. I am kind of scared actually. Don't ask me why, but I think that it is because I am scared of getting old.I have always been a spoiled little daddy's girl, and this whole responsibility and doing shit for myself is alot tougher than I thought that it would be, but I am managing. My fiance Scott, is amazing. I seriously don't think that I could be happier with anyone else. We are currently living in this shitty little town, in Missouri, called Bowling Green. I hate it here. I want to move to a big city with lots of stores and shit. Lol. My best friend in the whole world is Frankie. We have been freinds forever, but have been best friends for like 2 years now. She is great! Ummmmmm....yea...I'm running out of things to write about now so I will shut up because Travis is reading over my shoulder out loud and its super hard to concentrate. So, yea...lol

Fyi
Just to make this clear, right now, I am declaring that I will never again, under any circumstances, agree to ghost an autobiography for a vain old man who lived a hum-drum life. I will never again allow that same man to harrass me over deadlines, editorial control, or the spelling of words. Never again! Unless of course, I am offered a million smackaroos. Then I will think about it. okthanksbye. PS: For the monkey: EDIT* "Unless of course, I am offered a million smackareauxs."

Stupid Little Poser Whores
The thing that I hate most, is little girls, that cannot think for themselves. They go around, copying what everyone else is doing. That shit gets annoying after awhile. But anyways, the main girl that I am talking about, is named Heidi. She is 15 years old. Back in like February, I found out that her and my fiance Scott had secretly been talking and that they had kissed one night when they were drunk. That day, is when I stopped liking the little slut. I would like nothing more than to kick her ass, but since she is still a minor, my ass would be in jail and she is totally not worth it. But just wait. Lol. Cause one of these days I am just going to snap and punch her in her ugly ass grill.

I'm Sorry
For all those Who have hurt me in the past This is for you: I'M SORRY I'M NOT PURFECT, I'M SORRY I'M NOT WHAT YOU WANTED, I'M SORRY I DIDNT DO WHAT YOU EXPECTED OF ME ALL THE TIME, I'M SORRY I DONT HAVE THE PURFECT BODY, I'M SORRY I DONT HAVE A PURFECT SMILE, I'M SORRY I LIVE MY LIFE THE WAY I WANT, BUT MOST OF ALL I'M SORRY I'M ME!

Training Continued
Well I'm up to 2km for my run now, and I have no clue what I'm biking, but I'm feeling great and on Sunday I get to meet with a trainer to help me get ready for the half iron man next year. I'm so excited!!! I might be crazy, but damn i will be in awesome shape!!! LOL

Leaving For A While
hey to all of those on my friends and family list .. just wanted to let u all now that i wont be here for a while.. cant say how long. i just have my priorities to worry about right now. i appreciate being welcomed to the site by all of u but i do need to go... take care

Ok So I Had Been Busy (not!)
Today I spent most of the day in bed fighting my ear infection (going to the doctor on Monday) and also being on the phone for the majority of the time I was awake, which I think I was up for two hours around 11 to eat lunch then went to lay back down after taking tylenol, which seemed to help but not the whole amount of time. In the time I was up, I had talked to my mom (who will probably still be hospitalized through Monday from the way it's looking, I had talked to my grandmother, I talked to my adopted Sister (We are the best of friends so that is how we adopted each other) and better known as my partner in crime in most cases (rofl) which we both had come to the realization that when our husbands want our opinion, why bother asking because we actually won't be listened to. But as it goes, I also had a LONG talk with my husband about the way he's been acting since I still can't quite figure him out anymore at times, but we sat on the new deck and talked about what we both wanted.

So Many Times...
So many times we hesitate, To say whats in our hearts, We have so many things to say, That we dont know where to start, And even on days like this, Our words will never measure, The love we feel to be true, So to thine own self be true.

Love Is...
Love is never stuffed up Never puffed up, Never gives up When the goings rough... Its the biggest little word you can say By the way...It's sympathy, sincerity, It's charity the main variety... of every little thing happiness is made of.. But I like it best when its shared with ... A FRIEND

Im Sorry-to Almost Every Guy Out There In This Cruel World!
I'm sorry... that i am in love with you I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if im too tall for you. I'm sorry.. if Im to short for you. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry.. if my hair is not short enough. I'm sorry.. if im not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. I'm sorry.. if I have a pimple or two I'm sorry.. if im too good in school for you. I'm sorry.. if im not good enough in school I'm sorry.. if im not god enough for you. I'm sorry.. if i've only had sex with a few guys or none I'm sorry.. if i dont put out en

This Song Goes Out To My Boyfriends Ex Girlfriend,a Girl I Hate And She Sounds Like A Dude.haha.lol.this Song Is Funny I Love It(its The Lyrics)
boom boom boom lets go back to my room so we can do it all night then you can make me feel right Boom boom boom lets go back to my room so we can do it all night and you can "fuck fuck fuck me" When I step in the club your man was frontin checkin me out cuz girls hes hutin lookin for someone who can give him some love,yeah bitch hes gonna give it up so he went and grabed my ass and when out side gave your man a joice ride then he dropped to his knees yeah you know what bitcxh i fucked your boyfriend boom i fucked your boyfriend i i fucked your man boom i fucked your boyfriend i i fucked your man boom i fucked your boyfriend i i fucked your man boom i fucked your boyfriend bitch he stuck it in when i first saw your man he was really fine he had this nice ass body that would blow your mind he had this long blonde silver that was droped down below he wanted to sex me from my head to my toes so i let him rub me down,he cerest me the right way i hit him with the juice

Zipper
The Zipper A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags".

Xmas Story I Forgot To Post
Xmas story i forgot to post And lo there was a star in the south under it a small Krispy Kream. the dough was mixed and extruded into the heated boiling fat, and behold the dough nut of the police god was born! as the young police god was flipped and cooled it came to rest upon a sugar icing conveyor the heated goo splashed upon the young god and this was good And the three wise cops appeared from around the county O'Malley Pierce and Melchior bearing gifts for the young police god of sprinkles, ground coffee beans and filling The Baker was pleased at his creation of such a lovely dough nut and did offer unto the cops some coffee the coffee was hot and this was good behold out of the back came the little delivery boy and did offer unto the dough nut a wax paper wrapping the dough nut was placed in his swaddling wax paper and set in a box of the super dozen deal the sprinkles were added and the filling was placed within and it was good Then the crowd did arrive aski

A Little Something Like Go Down Moses Explicit Lyrics
a little something like Go Down Moses EXPLICIT LYRICS go down, belt line, way down my rear end man' tell 'er better let my trousers go. we looked at her webcam and what did we seee? let my trousers go. A hot sexy dancer showing her puh see. let my trousers go. go down, belt line, way down under my can, tell her better let my trousers go. she grabed several dildos, and showed em all ta mee. let my trousers go. then sucked what i chose, man i really need ta pee. go down, belt line, she seen my little man, tell her better let my trousers go. it stood to attention oh damn i need ta pee. let my trousers go. she slipped in a dildo and said that it was mee. let my trousers go. go down belt line down round my ankles man. tell her better let my trousers go. the pulse in my manhood wasn't helping mee. let my trousers go. she screamed in the mic and it almost deafend mee. let my trousers go. go down cam girl she came to my own cam. tell her better ... MAN I NEED TO GO!

The Inner Man Part 2
The inner Man part 2 Welcome to the secondary information offices! Here we can get a drink and imbibe on the clutterings of our host's Spinal Fluid. This is strong stuff so if I slur a bit it is the host and not me makeing the epithets. Now Take a good look at this! These Screens depict first,the actual view of our host, and with the proper adjustment we will see the actual thing he thinks he saw. Football ahh what a great sport of the specie. Now I won't get into the play but it was a draw right shinbone with a fake at the left. this will end of course in a winning touchdown. That is what actually was seen. Now after this minor adjustment we shall see what is being placed in his memory. OH MY GOD!!! Ladies I am sorry but this is an adult oriented tour. As you can plainly see the twentytwo cave men have beaten each other sensles and in some ways dead and dying, as the victor grabs the female tied to the steak there and proceeds to umm, uh, penetrate her roughly from beh

Getting Regular
So I was sitting in the sexual dysfuntion office at the gentlemans clinic of Santa barbara, and there was this guy there in the waiting room. I was there all of two minutes when he jumped up and ran to the restroom he was in there for a minute and came out sweating and smiling. I was there another two minutes and blammo up he jumps runs to the restroom and a minute later comes out sweaty and smiling. Unbelievable but true, and yet two minutes later he did the same damned thing again. I was incredulous by this time. He did it one more time and came out and collapsed on the floor. "Dude are you OK?!?!" I asked. "Oh, umm, uh, yeah.", he said a bit confused. "I have this problem, whenever I take a crap I have an orgasm." "Christ, man, what do you take for it?" "Fiber." And he smiled, and then passed out.

The Inner Man
The Inner Man Ever look into the brain of a Homo Sapien? Well it isn't as mixed and mashed up with sex and violence! In most cases it is grey dull and listless. It has some similarities to the female brain but lacks colour sence. Let us take a journey into this little world. If you enter from the base of the skull, just behind the spine, you will recognise the No Directions Bumpersticker. Just off to the left is the entry point for the memory leakage control room. This is of course the largest section of the brain and has several ducts that lead to all aspect of the male brain. Notice the constant flow from the female speaking duct. It has a constant flow and pressure enough to dig for diamonds in granite. See, there is a special aniversary date! My but isn't this exciteing?!? Off to the right of the bumpersticker is the retention area, filled with statitics of sports, playboy measurments, and the everpresent two girl one guy fantasy. Unfortunatly this area is over filled and is s

Night Auditor's Unite!
Rules for not pissing on the desk clerks cornflakes. 1.) If you are traveling a long distance, for pete's sake make a reservation in the place you expect to be tired of drivng in. 2.) When you make your reservation be understanding, you are not the only schmuck that will be tired and cranky when you get there. 3.)When you get to the hotel and your reservation doesn't meet with your expectations, be glad we didn't give your room away. 4.) If you got a discount for your room you had better expect to be treated far less like an individual and more like sheep for the slaughter. 5.) Bitching about your room or the hotel is insane you don't live in a place thats clean and well maintained. How would you react to me coming to your home and thinking you are a fleabag dirt monkey cuz your toilet clogged when I used it? 6.) If you expect to have a perfect stay at a hotel no matter where you go, You are a fucking moron. Shit Happens, and I don't think your day was really destroyed beca

Salty
Taste the outbreak, reeling in the flames, eating the city one street light at a time. The gothic scene scrapes the nail polish off. Pulling hair one strand at a time to feel the true grief, evolving in a state of pleasure. Licking the lips of an era, caressing the bosom of a toughened soul. Wrapping the present in the rhythm, I kiss the neck of a blurred an anticipation.

Linkin Park - Given Up
Wake in a sweat again Another day's been laid to waste In my disgrace Stuck in my head again Feels like I'll never leave this place There's no escape I'm my own worst enemy I've given up I'm sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say Take this all away I'm suffocating Tell me what the fuck is wrong With me I don't know what to take Thought I was focused but I'm scared I'm not prepared I hyperventilate Looking for help somehow somewhere And no one cares I'm my own worst enemy I've given up I'm sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say Take this all away I'm suffocating Tell me what the fuck is wrong With me Put me out of my misery Put me out of my misery Put me out of my Put me out of my fucking misery I've given up I'm sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say Take this all away I'm suffocating Tell me what the fuck is wrong With me

If Thelast One Didn't Get Yas
Entry for December 26, 2005 So we are sitting here the day after xmas, and watching the history channel about the anti-christ. This statement in itself is funny. Ok I have determined that several anti-christs are alive and well in the world, this is not hard. Today I have come to believe GW and his kind are, let's look at this shall we? He has mistakenly said the word mabus on the mic a couple of times, Mabus is the third named anti-christ in the quatraines of Michelle de Nostradame. STOP CALLING HIM NOSTRADAMUS!!!! He goes by Mike to his friends. The Christians are the first sheep to go into the fold of this new Anti-Christ, note all followings of the religious right. How many republican Witches (practising) Do You Really Know? Why is it important to believe in God if you are a president? Three years after the antichrist comes into power he turns against the peacefull and decieves the world. Gee, this sounds familiar. Have you noticed that there are 600 members

The "shout Out" Pic Contest
Ok here is the idea I have. I wanted to come up with a way to give back to you my friends, fans, and family. I want to be be creative about it. Here is the general idea. A monthly contest if you will. You create a "shout out pic" to me Gimptastic. Be as creative as you wanna be. NSFW pics won't work for this contest. Here is why. I will be putting the "shout outs" in a folder on my profile. At the 1st of every month, the pic with the highest number of rates and comments will be featured in my blog/main profile pic/and in a bulletin. Whats the big deal? Simple. The blog and the bulletin will have a link that will go directly to your profile. Yup. That means traffic to your profile for rates/comments/friend adds/fan adds. The folder will remain private until I feel I have enough submissions to make it competitive. If interested, send me a mail with the link to the pic you want to submit. I'll rip it and put it in the folder. Contest will start Aug

T.h.e. R.o.s.e. (love Poem)
Tell me of your secrets and your doubts. Hold me close and let your love pour out. Enterain my heart with thoughts of you. Recite your love in pretty hurs of blue. On the path of love, may it be you I find. Sweet are your tales of golden rind. Everlasting is my love so true. Written By Me! (Luisa M. Pena Pena)

Quit Crying You Dont Have It Bad
this is the life of a solder You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. ____________________________________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. ____________________________________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. ____________________________________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. ____________________________________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. ____________________________________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. ___________________________________________

Eaten ....alive!
GOD, I FUCKING HATE MOSQUITOS..... THERE'S SHITLOADS OUT THIS YEAR! THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER AND KEEP COMING BACK WITH MORE NUMBERS...OH MY GOOODD! HAHA....CHRIST MAN, BLACK FLIES.....SAND FLIES...HORSE FLIES.... I'M....I'M GETTING EATEN ALIVE! THE HORNETS AND BUMBLE BEES ARE PRETTY MONSTROUS TOO. I HATE BUG BITES! :(

Stay The Fuck Out Of My Personal Life
FIRST OFF TO THE PPL WHO WANT TO TRY AND PRETEND THEY ARE MY FRIENDS...DONT EVER FUCKIN TALK TO ME AGAIN, FRIENDS LIKE U I DONT NEED NOR DO I WANT....THOSE OF YOU THAT WERE FED LIES FROM THESE PPL..BELIEVE WHAT U WANT IM AT THE POINT I DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE..I DAMN NEAR LOST SOMEONE VERY PRECIOUS TO ME ON ACCOUNT OF THE SHIT THAT THEY WERE THROWING IN..MOST OF IT WASNT EVEN TRUE...DO ME A FAVOR..BLOCK MY ASS ON CT AND DELETE ME FROM YOIUR YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Negative People
Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable with negativity. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" We're taking Continental" was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing

Woman: Can Do Anything
Woman: can do anything The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination." Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?" Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female." "My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit." "That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cockpit." "It's The Box Office."

My Black Soul
Why do I feel like this? I just want to break down and cry. I'm filled with pain and misery. I just want to crawl off somewheres and die. How are we so close, yet so distant? Why is it I feel this aching in my heart? There's times I think only of you. Then there's times I feel we've fell apart. We talk all the time, but you hardly say a word. At times I feel like I'm talking to a wall. I feel there's nothing between us. How could I ever think I'd make you fall? Who do I think I am? I know I am nothing to you. I know you are just a joke. Yet, I believe there's something I can do. You are nothing but a poison That shoots straight through my veins. You are the knife driven into my chest Until, at last, not a breath remains. You are my addiction, Yet you are my demise. You watch as I slowly die, Without a tear falling from your eyes. There I lie drowning in my misery Knowing I'll never be the one you hold. Your hands are stained with my blood As you l

If Only The Blonds Ruled The World.
THREE GIRLS ALL WORKED IN THE SAME OFFICE WITH THE SAME FEMALE BOSS. EACH DAY, THEY NOTICED THE BOSS LEFT WORK EARLY. ONE DAY THE GIRLS DECIDED THAT, WHEN THE BOSS LEFT, THEY WOULD LEAVE RIGHT BEHIND HER. AFTER ALL, SHE NEVER CALLED OR CAME BACK TO WORK, SO HOW WOULD SHE KNOW THEY WENT HOME EARLY? THE BRUNETTE WAS THRILLED TO BE HOME EARLY. SHE DID A LITTLE GARDENING, SPENT PLAYTIME WITH HER SON, AND WENT TO BED EARLY. THE REDHEAD WAS ELATED TO BE ABLE TO GET IN A QUICK WORKOUT AT THE SPA BEFORE MEETING A DINNER DATE. THE BLONDE WAS HAPPY TO GET HOME EARLY AND SURPRISE HER HUSBAND, BUT WHEN SHE GOT TO HER BEDROOM, SHE HEARD A MUFFLED NOISE FROM INSIDE. SLOWLY AND QUIETLY, SHE CRACKED OPEN THE DOOR AND WAS MORTIFIED TO SEE HER HUSBAND IN BED WITH HER LADY BOSS! GENTLY, SHE CLOSED THE DOOR AND CREPT OUT OF HER HOUSE. THE NEXT DAY, AT THEIR COFFEE BREAK, THE BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD PLANNED TO

Billy Bob And Rufus
BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY CLOTHING FACTORY; AND WHEN BOTH WERE LAID OFF, THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE TOGETHER WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER; I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES." THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY STITCHER" AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY. SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION, AND HE SAID, "DIESEL FITTER," WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB. SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK. WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT, HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY. THE CLERK EXPLAINED, "PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED LABORERS, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABORERS." "WHAT SKILL?" YELLED BILLY BOB. "I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES, AND RUFUS PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS, "DIESEL FITTER!!!!"

God's Email
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called one of His ANGELS to go to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down another ANGEL to get a second opinion. " So God called another ANGEL and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the ANGEL returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good." God was not pleased. So He decided to E -mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going ... Do you know what the E -mail said? No? Okay, just checking with you. I didn't get one either!

Jesse Jackson Has A Heart-attack And Dies
One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Jesse thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing...Such was his fate in hell. "No," Jesse said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing

No Wonder Thy Name Is Woman!
NO WONDER THY NAME IS WOMAN A man and a woman were having drinks, grtting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about Male/Female issues. Quite cute - coming to think of it. My ears seem to be getting scratchy! They talked about who was better in certain sports, who were the better entertainers, etc. The flirting continued for more than an hour when the topic of sex came up. So they got in an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said : Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we are so obsessed with getting laid ? He then went on for several hours arguing his point, even going so far as to ask other men in the bar for their opinions. The woman listened quietly until the man had finished making his point. Confident in the strength of his argument, the man awaited her response. "That does not prove anything" the woman countered. "Think about this. When your ear itches a

Another Blonde Joke
Blonde in the Everglades A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more d

Jim And His Monkey
Jim walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow he swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the Jim, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" Jim says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Jim, "He eats everything in sight, the little pig, Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While Jim is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He gr

80-year-old Man
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 80-year-old said, Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

Where The Heart Is
A LITTLE NIGHTLY INSPIRATION,AND WHERE THE HEART IS, AND YES,I KNOW WHERE THE HEART IS,MY HEART,HIS HEART,WHERE BEAUTY AND LOVERS DREAMS COME TOGETHER, WHEN YOU KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE A LIE IF YOU DIDN'T TELL SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVED THEM,...AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU MEANT WHAT YOU SAID,AND IT HAPPENS TO BE THE TRUTH.THAT IS WHERE THE HEART IS.

The Farmer
A Nebraska farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 9 opened the door. "Is yer Dad home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied., "He went into town." "Well", said the farmer, "is yer Mom here?" "No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "He went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or, maybe I could take a message fer Dad." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant." The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps

Bring On The Wake Up Call
its funny a wake up call can hit you at any moment. I want to be the best provider, mother, wife aand so forth, that I can ever be. My point is this is cherrytap, and Im also on myspace. My bestest friend is closer then any imaginary friend on here, Over the last few weeks I've recieved a few emails, unpleasent ones I must admit, and I refuse to answer them. Who am I to react to an action that I really dont give two shits about.... not only that but comments have been flying about, especially about shit that no one has right in saying. it isnt the truth and unless its me saying it,My only comment is fuck you. Dont talk to me ever again!

Burning Forever
my life is falling apart more and more everyday...when i think that things are finally looking up for me something terrible happens and knocks me back down to nothing...so i'm never making any head way in my life other than living day to day...doin the same shit...constantly worring about family and friends and about my life and the difficult moments that arise....but mostly i worry about one person who has had a major part in my life....even tho we had a wonderful but also painful five years together...we still to this day talk as if nothing happened and still feel the sameway about each other....but in all reality i'm the one that at this point is suffering...and i'm not talking about pain...i'm talking about long days of loneliness..depression..anger.fustration. and so many more...i find myself losing control of my emotions...my train of thought...i cant focus on things that are right in front of me...so i guess i'm saying that i'm lost without my soulmate....i have no soul to live

People
i've been into the WORD(BIBLE) for a few months now and i'm really starting to get a real good understanding of how life should really be, and thats what i really want for me and my children. i just want to be happy, thats it. Is that too much to ask? i dont ask for much but what i do ask of my mate i inspect for him to provide when i cant do it at that time. And it should be the same for him. Is that hard to do? just wondering

What Makes You Afraid?
What Makes You Afraid? Fear is such a strange thing. I have been afraid that I was about to loose my life when I was in a near capsizeing Destroyer off the coast of Gibralter. A "stray" swell caught us broadside and i was on the bridge at the leehelm. That is that thing that tells the engine room what speed the screws need to be going. The night was warm the bridge wing doors were wide open. I had a pair of sound powered phones on so I didn't hear the starbord watch yell as the water entered the bridge. If you understand depth by waters color you will be able to understand when I say the water was dark green with the light coming through from my leehelm as a small ligthbulb with a single battery. The clinometer reading 40 degrees indicateing we were going close to that point of no return. I left thumbprints on the metal of the leehelm handles, not the kind you need powder to find, to this day you can feel them there, if you can dive 800 ft and find them under the coral they have

Blast Givaway
Cherry Blast Giveaway I'm hosting giveaway for Blast.This is not a contest. Anyone can join in and earn a blast. The blast will be givin out as they are earned. Self Commenting is encouraged. If you re interested please send me a private message. Please only enter if you are going to work for the blast I have set limits on how may i'm adding 10 more so please don't take up space please if you are not going to comment on them daily. 3 Day blast = 6,000 comments 7 Day Blast= 15,000 comments BooBoo.......Club F.A.R...@ CherryTAP

A Marine's Responsibility To Our Fallen Never Ends
Oklahoma City, April 1995 Two United States Marines were among the 68 people killed by the terrorist bomb that destroyed the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building. The Federal Emergency Management Agency deployed teams of firemen and police officers from New York City to help search the rubble for survivors and recover the dead. Several of these volunteers were Marine Reservists or former Marines (there are no "ex-Marines"). Police officer Michael Curtain, a Marine first sergeant in the Reserves, discovered a body pinned in the wreckage wearing the blue trousers with distinctive "blood stripe" of a Marine. He knew he had found the missing remains of Captain Randolph Guzman, executive officer of the recruiting station. Curtain asked permission to retrieve Captain Guzman's body--dangerous, laborious work. He found three other former Marines to lend a hand. Manny Hernandez, another police officer, said, "It was something I had to do. I had a squad in Nam, and whenever we lost

I.m. Vamp
Touched by her desires, the day begins for her. Jennifer is her name her beauty so wonderous and fair , I Have watched her often wishing to touch and taste her love and fire within. She is far from me and Awaiting my touch as you can see. Her look apon the plain outstertched from her cabin, Green and full with life and sunlight. I wish that she truely knew of my abilities. Look upon her there in her white flowing gauze like gown reminicent of a time when beauty was stiched with love. The goddess shape inviting me to her , the flowing tresses dark and billowed by the breeze. I am mystified at her white pale flesh, her rolling gait that calls pure desire, that loveing voice that cries lightly in the air. "Come to me!" a scream as loud as a whisper. "Touch me!" the words calling in my mind. "Love me!" and now my willingness is strengthend. "Feast of me!" I am bound to her now. "Let me taste you!" and she is to me. Of myself, I am a gentleman, lithe, dark, and som

Kill Them All, Let The Great Spirit Deal With Them!
Holy Shit to the 10th power, and then some. I have just realized that I don't care. Humanity is in the shitter, and it don't bother me at all. Wow. I'm more jaded than I thought. I've lost any remaining respect for life. There are so many people in the world that I wish would just go and DIE, that I no longer keep track. For the most part, individual people are the least troublesome. However, mob mentality generally rules. This concerns me. Take into account the current crop of Iraqi War protesters. The reports of hiring migrant workers and day laborers to protest? What the fuck???!!! And anti-gun freaks? Go die. This great country that you are unwilling to leave was forged with firearms. Take, for example, England and Australia, both countries have enacted STRICT limitations on firearms. Did it help the crime rates in these countries? NO!! Very much the opposite. Crime has risen steadily every year since the limits have been in place. There's a saying: "When guns are outlawed, only ou

To Whom It May Concern
in the past few days ive been accused of things i did and didnt do, the things i did do..i appoligize to those involved, the things i didnt do i cant appoligize for because ive not done that which i was accused,but anyway for what its worth..im gonna be keeping a low profile for a while because im just safer that way, if i dotn talk to alot of ppl i cant b accused of saying or doing things..so yeah.

On Top Of My Stupid Bitch List.
Being a mother I have tried to raise my children to have respect for all people. They can be rambunctious at times... but when we are in public they listen. Today I am out shopping, there is a boy about the same age as my son pushing the cart while his mother shops. The mother is walking through the aisles and choosing this and that at random. Meanwhile her son is drag racing the cart up and down the aisle. Hitting a top speed of 12.53 miles an hour... the kid rams the cart into my spine. I have a bad back to begin with. So that kind of jolt knocked me to the floor. This was not a pleasant feeling what so ever. The thing about this whole situation that galls me the most is, she considered it my fault. I am laying on the floor and she comes up to me and says "You know.. you really should watch where you are going from now on and look out for people pushing carts." Not one word to her son. She did not reprimand him for his actions... nor did she apologize. People

The Road To Hell Part One
the Road To Hell part 1 The Road To Hell I had been filled up to here with the skin pits and the fuck lounges here in the city. I was in the mood for something different, something not normal. > So I jumped the maglev and headed out to the firewalls of what used to be New Jersey When the Firewall was built it was actually to keep the incoming crafts from landing little did they know that half the damned soil at the coast was saturated with enough toxic chemicals, it turned into a real wall of flame. The Coastal families that were trapped on the other side had evolved into these almost Metallic skinned beings, silvery smooth and damn sultry Their Evolution was one of need more than desire They had tried several forms of liquid metals as ointments and on accident they had filled there pores with a combination of metals that galvanized them in such a way it made them a bit tough skinned > Due to this Toughness they found needs for feeling pain occasionally > and ther

My Complete Astrological Analysis
My Complete Astrological Analysis ^^^Above is my Natal Chart, I did by hand^^^ It is the position of each planet at the exact moment of my birth.. Second Decanate: June 1 ~ 10 Keyword: Union Constellation: Orion, The great hunter. Magnificent strength & beauty Orion was a very brave warrior. Planetary Sub ruler: Venus Harmonious Venus & speedy Mercury combine giving you a deft social touch. People respond to your warm & effusive nature. Approval & acceptance mean much to you. You have a sense of adventure about you & like new experience. Once you make up your mind to purse something you give it your all. You have great sex appeal & are ardent in your expression of love. You are argumentative because of your fondness of your own ideas. You are generous with your time & friendship. Qualities Cardinal Signs Meaning: Open to change. Ephasis on action Tries to change enviroment, projects self onto surroundings. Moon In Aries June 9th ~ 11th 1977 Pluto

I Guess I Will Never Get Men In General
If someone you thought was great and they started what you thought was something and they posted a blog that was advertising for a "special someone" how exactly should you take that ..... is it me or is that confusing.?

The Road To Hell Part 2
The Road to Hell part 2 The Road To Hell (Part Two) The Moment In The Styx Trial was there standing in front of the crowd, they all were chanting my name then hers Dane Trial etcetera. The chant building to the crescendo a scream of desire that was our names.Trial grabbed me and pulled me through the crowd, my guess was a westerly direction. You should know that the closer you get to the sea the more hazardous and erotic life is in hell. We must have gone a mile on foot, the heat was terrible as we closed on the western perimeter. You could see the flames even through the 4 ft thick aluminum dome wall, at the base there is this flow of magma it is about 18 feet wide and flowing at a rate faster than I could run. A supercooled retaining wall about 12 feet high holds the true hell of what could be killing this city, they call it the river Styx and nothing could be closer to the truth. The Styx runs the perimeter of the dome it's total length is seventy miles and

Erica Jong - The Long Tunnel Of Wanting You
...on of the most sensual poems EVER! The Long Tunnel of Wanting You From How to Save Your Own Life This is the long tunnel of wanting you. Its walls are lined with remembered kisses wet & red as the inside of your mouth, full & juicy as your probing tongue, warm as your belly against mine, deep as your navel leading home, soft as your sleeping cock beginning to stir, tight as your legs wrapped around mine, straight as your toes pointing toward the bed as you roll over & thrust your hardness into the long tunnel of my wanting, seeding it with dreams & unbearable hope, making memories of the future, straightening out my crooked past, teaching me to live in the present present tense with the past perfect and the uncertain future suddenly certain for certain in the long tunnel of my old wanting which before always had an ending but now begins & begins again with you, with you, with you. © Erica Mann Jong

The Road To Hell Part 3
The Road to Hell part 3 The Road To Hell (Part three) Dreams are the stuff of fantasy, right? I had these dreams, horrible and erotic. The things that had happened to me there, the things that I did. This was not entirely fantasy. I have memories of sugeries, injections, salves, ointments... the medical list goes on. The memories of the sex, hehehe, well you saw what happened the first time. Trial was there through it all, a nightengale of metal and heat, she was what I could only consider as a perfect woman. If I report as to the treatments and things available that I had received you would all want to try it, and that would be wrong. Mostly wrong anyways, because you would learn the trick of "Humanopolymerisation". I awoke as one person stronger than before, however, a bit of a differnt color. My flesh tone was copper, shiney, and solid. The ammount of days that it took has me perplexed, to put it simply, I had spent five years in Hell, and still don

Just An F.y.i
this type of crap...... 2007-06-23 21:24:49 holy fucking check out the tits on you i mean do you mind if i add you as a friend please philkelley@ CherryTAP gets you BLOCKED! thanks, have a nice day...buh bye now!

Cravings
You are so amazing When I look into your eyes I feel nothing but cravings You make me feel so ecstatic Chills rush down my spine My heart beats fast I feel warmth throughout my body All I hope for is just one kiss Your sweet lips against mine My arms around you Holding you until the end of time by Gary R. Hess

Unspoken
Unspoken Friendships lost without a hope heart break ever growing walking down a rainy path lit only by the darkness waiting for the last train out as sadness overcomes me nowhere to turn no where to go where to now? life as it is? - KW

Faded
Faded An empty shell with no heart A lone seagull without purpose Open wounds begin to heal As water and time drift past Looking for the way out Or even the way through Darkness will encase me As love fades with the wind. - KW

All Alone
Tired of this lonely feelin and the emptyness in my heart... Jus wish I could find someone to like me for who I am and not what I am or what I look like... Tired of the rejection and the feelin of bein ignored... Why does it feel like its al about looks and stature other than whats inside... Jus ventin and gettin sh!t off my mind no mind me... Take care all my friends luv ya all and be safe dis weekend...

The Holy Cripes
And Lo The Day has come!!! Cripes in all his/her glory is coming to make things bobble and bump, jostle and jive! Cripes is Coming to a town near you, But not your town, as he/she is tired of all these Show Dates! Cripes, the entirety of the oops, the whole of the uh oh, the bastard child of Eris and the great Wosname, is coming. Be ready for anything and nothing at all, for LO and Whoopie the great and acceptable Cripes Is coming. The Day is soon before the last other day prior to the weekend but not on a fried day, mar your calenders for the great day of Holy Cripes! Nothing in this notice is for your consumption as it may cause wind. Perhaps even an outbreak of Spoot. There are no typos nor is there any mistakes.

Edward Elgar
This month (June 2 specifically) has the 150th anniversary of the birth of Sir Edward Elgar. Worth going to http://elgar.org and/or picking up the latest BBC Music Magazine to find out what one might not (or only think one) know(s) about this composer (too often typecast as the representative composer of British Empire. At least hear his cello concerto for a notion of his range...)

Shadows
Shadows As I wonder and think about all the times missed What happened to the child so curious and fun Times so solemn like a broken soul Drowned within sadness, wishing good times came true From the oceans to the mountains so much unknown What can be done to relieve the pain? With no family or friends not even a smile So empty is life, forgive, forget, goodbye. - KW

Once Again....
Once again i fall for someone, and find out hes like every other guy. A user, someone who is just out to get every girl they can. I dont know why i even bother trying to impress any guys, or even talk to them anymore they are all assholes (except for a selective few who havent hurt me of course and you know who you guys are.)I GIVE UP ON GUYS! >:|

Its Not My Escape Anymore.
Its not my room anymore I decided I'd start cleaning out my room today. And I could barely do it. I just sat in the middle of my room and cried. I threw out all my magazines, quite a few of my cds, and alot of everything else. Two of my walls are now bare, and it doesnt even look like my room anymore. I feel like I'm throwing away everything that makes me me and leaving it all here in NY. My dresser is cleaned up for the first time... ever, and if you have ever been in my room, then you know about my huge dried flower montage thingy near my door. That is one of my favorite things in my room, and I cant throw it out. They're beautiful, and yet, I cant take them down and take them with me without destroying them..I cant do it. This is too hard. More than I ever imagined. I have lived in that room for the last 18 years, I used to wish I could leave it everyday, go somewhere different, leave all the memories behind. But now that I am, I dont want to. I dont want to leave all the memories

Correct Grammar Is Still Important
Why correct grammar is still impotent: Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for another year!" Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving

Tough Times
After talking with Lynn and Crystal, I think I may just go to the benefit. They want me there. It feels good to know that people still want me around. They said something that brought me to tears tonight... "them" (10:35:57 PM): I'm sorry you live so far away "them" (10:36:03 PM): And we can't be there for you "them" (10:36:08 PM): The way we'd like to "them" (10:39:03 PM): Lynn said she loves you I think I would seriously fall apart... like fall apart and never get back together if it wasn't for them. Crystal and Alec had a falling out, and I've been disappointed on more than one occasion by her but those words... made me feel like I was still cared about. Alec asked me if I was still going to go. I told him I didn't know. He asked if I wanted to ride with him and her. The offer was nice... but I told him that if I go, I would not be comfortable being in a car with her. *shrug* not right now. I don't know if I will ever be comfortable with it, but right now - no. I'll dea

Wal Mart Checkout
A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her hubbie. She doesn't know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, "Excuse me sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter I can tell you about it." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 220 reel and a 10-lb test line ... It's a good all-around rod and reel, and it's $20." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register. She bends down to get her purse and farts. At first, she's embarrassed but then realizes that there's no way he would know it was her because being blind, he wouldn't know she was the only person there. He rings up the sale and says,

Why Animals Kill There Young
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more

For Sale Cheap- Playpen, Fishtank, Games..
For Sale: Buyer to pay shipping and handling fees from Johnston City IL 62951 Message for any questions. __________________________________________ Polaroid PDC 3080 3.2 megapixel digital camera Polaroid is the worldwide leader in instant photography. The company supplies instant cameras and films; digital imaging hardware, software and media; identification systems; and sunglasses to markets worldwide. PRODUCT FEATURES: 3.2 megapixel resolution; 3x Digital zoom; 1.5" LCD display; 8MB internal memory; SD Memory-card compatible; Video Clip. Lens Features Minimum Focal Length: 8 mm Display: LCD display - 1.5" - color Flash Features Flash Type: Built-in flash (stock photo) (My photo) Make an Offer __________________________________________ I have a BabyConnection brand playpen for sale. It's blue/white colors. It folds into a carry bag. It also has a mat that goes on the bottom of the pen and a mesh bag on one side for toys.

Pencil Value
VALUE OF A CATHOLIC EDUCATION AND A #2 PENCIL Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you sti

Blonde Joke
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged,approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the officer. "Helllllooooo.... those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Two Golfers
TWO GOLFERS A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied: "Oh, I play at it, it's a very frustrating game, but I love it." The doctor told him that the next time he played, he should use an imaginary ball. The golfer was a little embarrassed, but he decided to give it a try. So he went out on a week day so his normal golfing buddies wouldn't see him, and proceeded to tee up an imaginary ball. Lo and behold, he birdied the first hole! He was playing the best game he had ever played, with birdie or eagle on every hole, as he approached the 9th green. Another single gentleman had been playing ahead of him and watching this game with much curiosity. The second golfer waited before he teed off on the 10th hole and asked the first golfer if he would like to join him. They did, and as they played the 10th hole, the second golfer asked him what he was doing. The first golfe

Grilled Republican
Grilled Republican A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... >+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00 >+ Fried Explorer: $15.00 >+ Grilled Republican: $20.00 >+ Baked Democrat: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

Battle Royal Copy That We Have Been Posting Since Contest Started...
LOOK OUT!!! THE BATTLE IS ON!!!!!! There are 2 womens pics that had to be uploaded to Dontchas photos. They are included in the womens part of the contest. THERE IS STILL PLENTY OF ROOM IF ANYONE WANTS TO ENTER....THE WINNER OF THE MEN AND THE WINNER OF THE WOMEN WILL BATTLE IT OUT ONE ON ONE AT THE END TO SEE WHO GETS A MONTH VIC OR IF THEY HAVE A VIC THEY CAN CHOOSE A 3 DAY BLAST... The Men should contact Dontcha by c-mail only at the link provided below. ~Dontcha™~S.B.A.B. & ~ Elite*Bombers~@ CherryTAP Prizes will be as follows: To be given as extra prizes... The first Man to get 25 ratings, will recieve an Oscar and Sex on The Beach. The first Woman to get 25 ratings, will receive, an Oscar and a dozen roses. The first Man to 7,500 comments, will receive a Rolex and the mens bracelet. The first Woman to 7500 comments, will receive The Ladies Diamond ring and earrings. Final prizes at the end of the 2 weeks will be... 1st Place winners will receive Th

Tetanus Shot:
An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff." Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, "Where the hell are you going"? She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too." He says, "Why, what do you need?" She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

Govt Worker
A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder." The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or answered. Do you understand?" The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Just a little later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running for the fence , followed closely behind by the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets , and gaining on the USDA Rep at every step. The Old farmer called out, "Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"

What Color Heart Do You Have?
Your Heart Is Pink In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't. Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time. Your flirting style: Coy Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant What you bring to relationships: Romance What Color Heart Do You Have?

Walking Home
Ole is walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars . ."she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the heck, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making luff to my Vife," Ole answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "Vell," says Ole, " I din't needer, 'til you shine that dang light in her face."

Rain
I don't have a past I just have a chance, Not a family or honest plea remains to say, Rain rain go away, Come again another day, All the world is waiting for the sun. Is it you I want, Or just the notion Of a heart to wrap around so I can find my way around Safe to say from here, Your getting closer now, We are never sad cause we are not allowed to be Rain rain go away, Come again another day, All the world is waiting for the sun. Rain rain go away, Come again another day, All the world is waiting for the sun. To lie here under you, Is all that I could ever do, To lie here under you is all, To lie here under you is all that i could ever do, To lie here under you is all, Rain rain go away, Come again another day, All the world is waiting for the sun. Rain rain go away, Come again another day, All the world is waiting for the sun -breaking benjamins. beautiful song

$5,000.00 Hooker
$5,000.00 HOOKER The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replies. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam. "No. I must see Valerie," he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled our $5,000 and gave them to Valerie, and they wen t upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no had ever come back two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded

Red Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing vegetables, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden, hoping for the best One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did it go? Did your tomatoes turn red?" No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

I Need Your Support
I am in a contest on here. The point of the contest is to be the most rated and comment bombed person out of the contestants. I enclosed the link for it. I was wondering if you would pass the word around to all your friends and comment bomb the hell out of me. You can comment as many times as you want, the more the better I also posted a bulletin for the contest, would you please repost? Rates and comments only are accounted for at the link below. That is the contest link. They are not counted for if they are on my page itself. CONTEST DOES NOT END UNTIL JUNE 30TH AT MIDNIGHT Thanks so much Just click on the link below http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=909688&i=1122585435

What's Your Gift?
You scored as You have the Gift of Empathy, You have been blessed with the gift of Empathy. Even though it is a heavy burden to carry the pain of others, know this that you can help them. Though I must advise you to learn how to not take their pain upon yourself and drag you downYou have the Gift of Discernment100% You have the Gift of Empathy100% You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision88% You have the Gift of Wisdom75% You have the Gift of a Seer75% You sadly do not recognize your gift yet13% What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

**hugs**
A Hug Certificate for You! *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks! *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the

When Twilight Fades
Darkness falls. Lying in my bed I hear noises. Noises of the night. Images form on walls creating shapes For which only the imagination can depict. Shadows lurk somewhere in the darkness Away from the eyes of those who worship reality, And sounds that cannot be understood become objects of fear For those of us who must have an explanation for everything. The blissful hush (which some call peace) Is not the result of the night hours work, But is merely a beginning for a new way of life Which only the people of the night can understand; While the people of reality are ignorant of anything That lies beyond the sun.

What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as WereWolf, WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.WereWolf100% Demon92% Faerie92% Mermaid83% Dragon75% Angel67% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

The Lightness Of The Soul
Truely faced with the odds of survival on this Small Planet, I have determined several steps that must be taken. Step one: Stop believing in a single God that is all powerfull, there are entirely too many screw ups in the physical design of the human specie. Not to mention the avacado! Special Quote to remember God is an Atheist. Step Two: If you are upset at the last statement youre never going to survive. I am not telling you this to make your life harder, I am telling you this because your religions are killing the world. You pray to one god each and every one of you and you think your menial lives mean more to a single god that is all powerful? You are an insect waiting to be squashed. Stop thinking Gods are infallible. Step Three: Divinity is yours to use, the entire world is full of Prophets, the hard part is figuring out which Prophet is talking for the time you live in. listen to them thank them and then do what you feel is correct. Step Four: Listen to your Feelings Luke.

Old Girlfriend
received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend today. It's been years since I have seen her. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic." "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now, I said, I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the "energy" I used to have. She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.. "Yeah," I said. "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone ..... everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed, and I am developing jowels like a great dane.!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be

What's Your Symbol?
You scored as Ankh, The Ankh is a representation of life. You are inspired by life, and all its splendor, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.Ankh100% Cross88% Biohazard75% Swastika56% Skull50% What's your symbol?created with QuizFarm.com

Which Haliwell Are You?
You scored as Paige, You are Paige. You are like a flame and love to be in the center of everything. You like to learn things on your own, but will accept help...sometimes.Paige80% Piper70% Pheobe70% Which Haliwell are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Redneck Mama
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before, she says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' 'An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes

Calling All Angels!
Hi my cherry people, This is my cry for hope, faith, strength in my times of weakness...For those who know me and know the battle that satan and i are in right now my new profile name and this blog will make sense too you guys, however for the rest of you out there let me tell you my story. I have someone very dear to me. Battleing with cancer, and though i know the odds of survive cancer continues to greatly in crease with treatments and support. This is my first experience. Though she is the strongest person i have ever known, i don't know that she is strong enough or has even strength or faith to pull her through this too. She has battled soberity and won for 11 years now, she has had too bury 3 out of 5 children and one soulmate that died from cancer, however in surviving as much as she has i fear that her faith is grwing very dim. She is down to 101lbs now and doesn't have the strength she once had. And i too am at my wits end. So i am turning it over to the lord...and all th

Caught My Eye
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my , I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! "You know, he said,

I Need An I Luv Me Jacket
OK NOW I DONT GET ANYTHING ANYMORE AND I THOUGHT I HAD IT ALL FIGURED IT OUT BUT YET IT JUSTS FUCKS U OVER. AND THEN U HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAI JUST TO GET WAT U WANT AGAIN. HOPIN PRAYING THAT U GET WAT U WANT OUT OF LIFE. IT COMES THEN IT GOES. BUT FOR NOW ALL I CAN DO IS HOPE IT COMES BACK AROUND BETTER THEN IT WAS BEFORE. BUT WHO FUCKING KNOWS WATS GOIN TO HAPPEN IN LIFE THAT SHYT AIN KNOW CAKE WALK. BUT IM JUST THAT DAMN CLOSE IN JUST SAYING FUCK IT. AND JUST GIVE UP ON HOPE.AND JUST BE DEAD TO THE WORLD. HATING EVERYTHING THAT WALKS,BREATHES,THINKS,SMILES, LAUGHS, AND LUVS. BUT MAYBE IM WRONG FOR THINKIN THAT BUT I DONT CARE ANYMORE. CAN ANYONE HELP ME OR SAVE ME FORM MY FUCKED UP LIFE. OR AM I DESTAND TO TOURCHER IN HELL. JUST THINKING BOUT IT JUST MAKES MY BLOOD BOILED, AN MY SKIN CRAWL. BUT I BET SUM MAY GET IT AND SUM MAY NOT BUT DAMN I TRIED AND SHYT AINT WORKING. FOR ME AT ALL. SO JUST GIVE ME MY I LUV ME JACKET AND THROW ME IN TO A PADDED CELL. AND THROW AWAY TH

Home Invasion
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

What's Your Symbol?
You scored as Ankh, The Ankh is a representation of life. You are inspired by life, and all its splendor, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.Skull94% Ankh94% Biohazard88% Swastika75% Cross6% What's your symbol?created with QuizFarm.com

Ten Times Normal Size
TEN TIMES NORMAL SIZE The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks! Ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anyone?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. " As for you, young lady, I have three thi

Cake Or Bed
Old Joke but worth another tpir CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN COULD YOU AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS . DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS............................... HE STARTS

Bubba
Bubba----applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Bubba and said: "Thank you for your interest but we've decided to give the Yankee the job." Bubba asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being Louisiana , and me being a Southern boy I should get the job!" The manager said: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the one question that you both missed." Bubba then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" The manager replied: "Bubba, it's like this... on question #4, the Yankee put down, "I don't know." And you put down, "Neither do I."

Dusty Underwear
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Darlyn," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

You Know Your Living In 2007 When....
YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN 2007 WHEN.... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse

4 Sale!!!
I'm selling a 12" infinity Sub in a box with a Kicker amp. if anyones interested in buying please let me know. i'm not setting a price just yet but i am accepting offers. please email me psycho_pathic_juggalette@yahoo.com...i have pics if you wanna see

Pure Gold
RUN 2 LIGHT THAT SHINES SOOOOOO BRIGHT ALL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE BECAUSE LOVE IS PURE GOLD , WONT U WAKE UP WAKE UP TAKE PRIDE IN YOURE LIFE DONT LET THE NEGATIVE GET 2U AND FOLKS BRING U DOWN RICHES COME & GO BUT LOVE IS PURE GOLD

Spanish Class
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself

Texas Humor
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided that they must marry right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, followed by a three rotations in a jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about fifty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were yo

Learning To Cuss
A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay in there until I let you out." She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? "I don't know," he blubbers,

Not Again!
Happy one minute, sad the next. Cant tell why it hurts but I hate the feeling Life has struck again. Only a few know why I feel like I do, but they cant help. Life has struck them too. Looking for a friend wanting so much more. Getting neither cause of the same ol thing. Life has struck again. I'm told life is what you make of it. Someone Lied!! Life is what you take from it!! Dont expect alot from life just hope for the best, but even when you think you have it. LIFE STRIKES AGAIN!!!

Retired
After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home . I will have to go home and come back later. The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

The Trade
A local pastor was riding down the road on his bicycle. He came upon a young lad pushing a lawn mower. They struck up a conversation, and the little boy said he sure wish he had a bike. The pastor revealed that he needed a lawn mower, so they decided to trade. The pastor took the mower and the boy took the bike and they were both very happy. A few days later the pastor came across the boy again. He complained that he just couldn't get the lawn mower started. The little boy said, "You have to cuss to get it started". The pastor said, "Since I have become a pastor, I don't know how to cuss any more" The little boy said, "Keep pulling on that rope and it'll come back"

Females
So let me tell you...! theres this girl who keeps callin my wife and i really wish she would stop! I mean she doesnt answer the phone and she just calls back to back and its just like Hello Bitch she obviously dont wanna talk to you... but i guess some people just dont get the hint! So anyways just let me know what you think about these type of girls or if you even know where im comin from

Omg!! New Hot Ass Lounge!!!
Hey Lo's and Lettes come play where the music's Wikked and the friends are down and haters will be ran out... lots of fun.. Hott hosts & bartenders Sexy Lettes running Wild!!!Sound like a good time? CLICK THE PIC AND Come See us In hope 2 see U! !~M.M.F.W.C.L~!

The New Pics I Put In My Stash!
well i put new slide show in my stash. one is pics of myself and the other is pics of last night's party at the club! so enjoy and let me know wut u think. i am the fat ugly chick in black dress lol! muah freaky pagan

Vulnerable
Share with me the blankets that your wrapped in because its cold outside cold outside its cold out side share with me the secrets that you kept in because its cold inside cold inside its cold inside and your slowly shaking finger tips show that your scared like me so lets pretend were alone and I no you may be scared and I no were unprepared but I don’t care tell me tell me what makes you think that you are invincible I can see it in your eyes that your so sure please don’t tell me that I am the only one that’s vulnerable impossible I was born to tell you I love you isnt that a song already I get a B in originality and its true I cant go on without you your smile makes me see clearer if you could only see in the mirror what I see and your slowly shaking finger tips show that your scared like me so lets pretend were alone and I no you may be scared and I no were unprepared but I don’t care tell me tell me what makes you think that you are invincible

A "newbie" If You Will
so, my amateur status on cherrytap is evident. no crazy backgrounds. not boomin with friends galore. i will get there...don't you worry! just keep checkin in and lettin me know whats happenin. ;) thanks, in advance, for showin some luv.

Big People Words
Big People Words... A group of kindergartners was trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big People' words." She then asked little Zach what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" [I love this] Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT" lol...Tc n peace..Boo xo

Daily Horoscope: Libra
Daily Horoscope: Libra For June 23,2007 Know your limits. The problem is you're so endlessly gracious and welcoming that sometimes people think you're always available, like a 24-hour supermarket. Disabuse them (nicely) of that notion.

Once Again
DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT add me as a friend until you message me, I will not add people for the sake of adding them, I will not rate people for the sake of rating them, and I will not cater to your every need when I do not know you!

Pear Shaped
PEAR SHAPED I love women, the smell, the taste, texture & the sight of them All like fruit...but, I do have a preference... The mango No For me, It's the just-ripened Pear Smoothness of the Green Skin feeling the Softness underneath As I pick it up towards my Teeth my Mouth The Green Skin(did I mention that?) a soft Crunch as the White collapses on my Tongue and Squirts down my Chin...in my Beard(I wipe with the top of my fruit-bearing Hand) Sweet, not like the pasty banana Soft, not like the hard apple Like Nectar from Soft Flower petals... Growing & Blooming in my Mouth my Nostrils Eyes & Skin Breathing her in, Taking her in... Letting her See My Insides... t. redfearn Long Beach CA 12/28/04 updated 9/15/05

Princess Diana 10 Years Later And We Never Forgot You R I P
Princess Diana - Candle in the WindUploaded by Anneliese Candle In The Wind 1997 Music by Elton John Lyrics by Bernie Taupin Goodbye England's rose May you ever grow in our hearts You were the grace that placed itself Where lives were torn apart You called out to our country And you whispered to those in pain Now you belong to heaven And the stars spell out your name And it seems to me you lived your life Like a candle in the wind Never fading with the sunset When the rain set in And your footsteps will always fall here Along England's greenest hills Your candle's burned out long before Your legend ever will Loveliness we've lost These empty days without your smile This torch we'll always carry For our nation's golden child And even though we try The truth brings us to tears All our words cannot express The joy you brought us through the years And it seems to me you lived your life Like a candle in the wind Never fading with the sunset When the

Say Whaaa...?
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in New Haven , Kentucky . After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night), flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, havi

Crying In The Dark
Crying in the dark ~Tony Martinez Expectations are so high I guess it's a double edged sward You want people to know they can depend on you That you're there no matter what At the same time Setting the bar so high It's taken for granted On the outside putting a smile on each day On the inside the pain is so great Crushing overwhelming pressure Yet I keep going keep pressing on Gritting my teeth smiling giving more than I should Oh how shocked you would be If you could see me Crying in the dark Screaming at the top of my lungs But when I come out of the shadows Cuz I hear you calling for me All you see Is smiling Tony Crying in the dark Away from everything and everyone Wont you help me Or is a little effort Maybe a little pain Maybe a little difficulty Too much to ask It's ok Just leave me Crying in the dark When you need me I'll be smiling Tony

Thankful
I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH HER HUSBAND, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH HIS WIFE AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED . FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME . FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BE

Women Vs Females
This is a favorite picture of mine. I love the peacefulness and the art and the everything. I'm a huge dolphin fanatic. They are creatures that are so gentle and tame but will strike out and kill one of the oceans most feared creatures, the shark, to protect themselves and their family. They are majestic and beautiful. They are also unbelievably smart and loyal. This is how women should be. There are so many females in this world that give women a bad name. They are manipulative and conniving. Men are too afraid to be hurt to trust women. I would be too if I were a man. I have seen first hand what females can do to people. Females have this power and they take advantage of it. They use people to get what they want and then they drop them like a bad habit. They are sneaky and vicious. I believe that many men act like dogs because they have been treated like dogs by these females. Why take that risk again. Why not get them before they get you right? We women need to step

Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. Years ago, I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!"and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying

1408
The Metal Guru's Movie Review (1408) ya i know i didnt do one for the 2 last movies i saw Next and Pirates 3, just didnt feel like it....but ok for those of you who accully read these or care hese my review of the movie 1408.. First off for those of you who dont know 1408 was orrignally just a writing exersize that stephen king did, but it turned out the story grew on him and he wanted to finish it, well long befor this movie was made 1408 is a short story that is in the book Everythings Eventual, a book id higly recogmend (and im not just saying that cuz ive read all the short storys in it 500000 times myself), its a good book. but any ways befor i get even more side tracked im taking about the movie, not the story in the book... Renowned horror novelist Mike Enslin (John Cusack) only believes what he can see with his own two eyes. After a string of bestsellers discrediting paranormal events in the most infamous haunted houses and graveyards around the world, h

25 Reasons Alcohol Should Be Served At Work
1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what managers want to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing. 16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. 17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. 18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks. 19.

Chat Room Irritation
It is appalling, the behaviour of some that claim to be submissive. I don't care if you are owned or not. If you have claimed that you are a submissive, then perhaps you should at least stop and educate yourself so that you know precisely what it is that you are claiming. Do you have any idea how disturbing it is to see these lab monkeys in chat, behaving just as such.. a bunch of lab monkeys. Throwing things, being ignorant to manners and simple politeness. Hissy fits and bad attitudes. I sit and watch and bite my tounge. Gawd have mercy on the first of these foolish twits who dare cross me or those that i hold dear. Disrespect will be curbed immediately and is not tolerated. I am submissive yes, but i am no doormat. I am completely capable of holding my own and more than willing if the need should arise. So tread lightly ladies, show due respect. Tell me, if you were in a social function with a room full of respectable Dominants, would you be throwing things and stripping on table

Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk....
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. " "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !" "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance" "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?" "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." "The coffee machine is broke...." "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" "Ah, the unique and unpredictabl

Complete
passion once seeking has found a home resting on shoulders no longer alone two become one as the evening fades fate's final chapter of love that was made Each day to exist in each others eyes no more misery or branded lies only tomorrow can be felt in each touch only this moment completely in trust.

This Week
Another tough week is in the books. I added a poem to my angel series. I meant to write and post it on friday night but I was too tired. For those of you who dont know I work 12 hr shifts on Mon. Wed. and Fri. and then a 4 hr shift on Sat. Mondays and Wednesdays aren't that bad considering I have the following day off but Fridays are tought because I get off at 9pm and have to be back up at work at 9am the next day. Normally on fridays try to be laying down by midnight, which usually works because if the yankees play the game will start around 7 or 7:30 and I'll set my DVR to record it. When I get home I'll start it from the beginning and skipping commericals and stuff have the game done by 11. Well the Yankees are on the west coast so the game didn't start til 10:15pm. So I stayed up watching the game. I fell asleep sometime between 1 and 1:30 and when I woke up at 1:30 the game was over so I turned off all the lights and TV and went to sleep. I woke up at about 6:30 this morning, whi

Quick Thought...
You know what... QUITTERS NEVER PROSPER. I've just had it right now. Seriously. I've had it with people who just give up. Only you can choose what happens. Only you know how you feel. Only you can make this better. Only you can make this real. Only you can fix what's broken. Only you this wound can heal. Something to think about.

Probably Stupid
Okay today i was with my husband while he was checking myspace and hes been talking to one of his exgirlfriends almost every single day. and she leaves him comments with hearts and stuff like that. chances are i'm just being parinoid but i have my reasons for that. i don't know i mostly right this cause i just need to get it off my chest and most people don't read blogs and if you read mine its full of drama all the time. thanks for listening if you did

What The Hell
Where to begin? I have no idea; I have been in such a bad mood lately and felt so horrible that I have been more of a complete bitch than usual. I would apologize to people except that the ones that I care about know how I am and will forgive me without the damn apology. You would think though that since I have been sick that there wouldn’t have been too much going on in my life, but oh no as with any soap opera my life never stops not even for illness. What piece of drama do I begin with? Alright let’s start with the illness since so many of you ask about that anyway. I appreciate you all wishing me well and telling me that I will feel better soon but the fact if folks that no I will not feel better. This is a viral infection of the blood stream that I have and it will never go away, it will get better in the fact that the drugs will suppress the pain and symptoms but it will never go away. I’m learning to live with it; I know it is never going away. I know that I will be o

It Will Make You Cry...
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each

Santini Featured In Chill Magazine!
To any who may be interested, On Steve Santini's official website at www.thedarkmaster.com there is a new link off the main page to a brand new feature article about Santini and his extreme escapology career that ran in this month's CHILL magazine. CHILL is a magazine published and distributed by the Canadian retail chain known as "The Beer Store". Specializing in features and interviews with high profile Canadian sports and entertainment figures, previous issues of CHILL have profiled the likes of Will Farrell, Jim Carey, Mike Myers, and numerous other famous Canadian personalities. Enjoy the read!

The Knife Game...
It was only the briefest of touches, a light brush of the fingertips over my cheek. My stomach tightened instinctively as I turned away and covered my face with my hands. I didn’t want him to see, to see my eyes, to know what I felt within my soul. For a moment it felt as if a light feather, the soft spines had been brushed over my body and I trembled involuntary. Waves of thoughts, moved through my mind, a numbness overpowering me. I ached for his touch again, but also feared what it could do to me. His hand traversed through my hair, tilting my head back as I glanced up for a moment, his eyes lit with a smile much brighter then touched his lips. The only word I can think of to describe how I felt at that moment was that I melted. A rush raced through me, as quickly as the sun would melt a shard of ice. As I pooled at his feet, I had no choice but to close my eyes for I knew he was easily able to cause me to boil, an eruption of emotions that could no longer be contained. I am s

Brandy..
Personally I never know what is going to happen from here on out.. I was going to go to bed but i had to write a blog about what happened to me at Myrtle Beach today. I came here to see a close friend of mine that I thought was gonna spend time with me. I can't blame her for not hanging out with me cause she was with family. All I got was a wave and to take a glimpse of Savanna. She's adorable.. I hope I have a girl like that someday. Brandy is cool.. I can't hate her for not hanging out with me at all.. All I can do is keep looking for people who will be my true friends. Who will love me for who I am rather than what I will do for them. I am very hurt. I feel like crying. But crying over people you love who don't show the same isn't worth it. You can't control people just control what you do. After this year I don't see myself doing anything for anyone other than family and if I ever have a girlfriend. At least you can rule Myrtle Beach off my list of things to do.

A Poem I Wrote Yrs Ago, But Still Shares My Feelings On Love...plz Comment
6 crows samhain, what if I could tell you about today? The first real snow; The crows huddled in the grey fingers of that tree, Watching as if waiting for something I didn't have to give. What if you were here? Then you could say, "I don't really understand it" And I would write a few more lines, so you would know - What if I could tell you, That poem you wrote... I've hung it up, Copies along the bedroom wall, On the back door, The horse's stalls, And along the straight wire fluttering like little white flags, Between the paddocks and the pasture. Oh! what if you were here. I know what you'd say, That you never liked it anyway And only kept it out of loyalty, That poem you wrote for me, I read now like some accidental prophecy, That one you called: Samhain Someday I will return to you There on the meadow hill Where the crisp winds turn your hair to fairy knots And once more take you in my arms Having you nestle against my shoulder Whisperin

A*teens- Floor Filler
Hey Mr. DJ in case you forgot I came to get down so you better make it hot Cause I can’t jump around when I hear Groove-Killers When I’m out sitting down it’s a clear Time-Spiller Gimme a track with a fat kind of beat A groove so unique that it kicks me out of my seat Cause I won’t find the mood with a new Spine-Chiller When the crowed leaves the room it’s a true Club-Thriller Freeze – better make it hot Music please – blow the spot Play that funky music That is how we want it Floorfiller That is how we need it Floorfiller Something’s out of order, people in the corners Don’t you see it, can’t you feel it Floorfiller Crank up a bass that can raise up the room cause we’re all A bomb-diggy drum coming at me with a poof ! Gotta boom shake the room cause we’re all Heat-Seekers With a jam that can slam down the walls Mind-freaker Freeze – better make it hot Music please – blow the spot Play that funky music That is how we want it Floorfiller That is ho

What The Heck 50 Cent Is Holding?
WHAT THE HECK 50 CENT IS HOLDING? BETTER YET WHY IS HE HOLING IT? OK I FOUND THESE PICS SOMEWHERE ON AOL. AND THOUGHT IT WAS IRONIC TO THE ARTICLES THAT CAME OUT LAST MONTH WHERE WOMEN SAID THEY ENGAGE IN SEX WITH MR.50 CENT AND HE IS WEAK IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM SO I GUESS HE TRYING SOMETHING NEW NOW DON'T KNOW BUT ITS A GOOD LAUGH. SMOOCHES THIS COCO DIVA

The Perfect Way To Explain Pms To A Man
I'm not really sure what made me think of this, but I'm sure the ladies will vouch for me on it! We all see these men running around talking about how PMS is just a huge excuse to be mean for a week out of the month. I'm not as bad as I used to be, but I still get those days where I'm being such a bitch that I can't even stand to be around myself. No matter how hard I try I can't shake it. So I start thinking...hormones suck. They are very hard to try and keep under control and here come these men saying it's a load of BS. WHAM! It occurs to me! Here's were the men should pay attention. Telling a woman to not be bitchy while PMS'ing is like telling a pubescent boy to not be horny. The only difference is that being horny is much more fun...

Eternal Sunshine
All that was empty is now full again. Its strange how I feel lighter now, and that emptiness can be so heavy. The stones that drug me down to the bottoms of inferiority are all but wings now, as I glide to a triumphant return to felicity. It was Her eyes gaze in to mine, those eyes the color of the golden morning sun, that brought redemption to my heart. It was Her warmth that melted away the cavernous cold that plaugued and froze my soul. It was Her smile, subtle and unique, bright and natural, that so effortless floats from her lips. It was Her words, short and concise, that I will forever remember through the good and the bad. As she looked in to my eyes and I in to Hers (about 6 seconds worth, yeah I counted), I gritted my teeth so I would not smile. I wanted to spend an eternity in Her eyes, to wrap my self around the soul I could see inside, to find myself lost in the paradise that was within. I may tell her one day how She is able to affect me so easily, but then was

Sex Offender Ordinances...
NORTHFIELD, N.H. -- Town selectmen in Northfield unanimously passed on ordinance on Tuesday night that restricts where certain registered sex offenders can live. It says that offenders who are required to register for life cannot live within 2,500 feet of a school, day care center or park. The ordinance also says that landlords cannot knowingly rent to known offenders in the restricted areas. Offenders who already live within the boundaries will be grandfathered in and not required to move. While many community members came out in support of the ordinance, some argued that it could make the area less safe by discouraging offenders from registering. "If this type of thing drives them underground, you don't know where they are or what they're doing. That in itself makes it more dangerous," said Pat Clark of Tilton. Northfield is now the fourth New Hampshire community to pass sex offender ordinances of this kind. Dover, Tilton and Franklin have already approved them.

~*~ To All My New Friends ~*~
ALOT OF U HAVE BEEN WAITING IN MY FRIENDS REQUEST FOR OVER 6 WEEKS & IT PROBABLY TAKE ME ANOTHER 6 WEEKS TO GET THEM ALLL DONE SOOO INSTEAD I WILL GO THROUGH MY PROFILE VIEWERS EACH DAY TO CHECK AND SEE IF U BEEN RATED/FAN I APOLOGIES BEEN A WHILE OFF CT SO IT BACKED UP HARDCORE [[ WOOT HILLTOP HOODS ]]

Ummm Yeah My Day
well today was kinda crazy two big things happen i got meet my one year old neice my brther need money to gwt out of jail thats the only time we see his is when he needs money but anyways she is so cute she looks just like me only alot smaller lol the other is that i got in to thins fight with allen my sons dad over the phone and so i me and his wife talked and worked things out i think lol i am just sick of fighting over little shit omg its two hours what a dick anyways thats all that really been happen aroung here

25 Years Of Marriage
When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But, I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde." "Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed and a plasma TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde and she would make absolutely sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in a hurry.

~which Sexual Position Is Best For Me,,,,?~*wng*
You scored as Doggie-Style, The doggie style position is one of rear entry however not entry in ur rear. The man is dominant and women who enjoy having their body savagely caressed by their man and feeling like they are irresistable will enjoy this position. This is a very erotic position which will make her feel like a goddess because the man WILL deeply enjoy seeing her butt and body. This position allows for deep penetration and stimulation of the g-spot and clit with the fingers at same time.Doggie-Style100% Anal sex100% Probably Bi-sexual95% Cowgirl Position80% Oral sex/ 6955% Missionary30% Which sexual position is best for you? (women)created with QuizFarm.com

Like Crap
Well on Thursday, I finally had the hip aspriation, and let me tell ya, it hurt like a bitch. I seen it all and what was going on, even seen the xrays with the needle in my hip. They tried to get some fluid but it wasn't alot either, it was less than a teaspoon....and all that to see if there is an infection...wow. Then after wards, my whole leg was numb, for 4 hours, how nuts was that. Couldn't believe it. But now i am left with a few needle mark scars, and marks in my hip. Just glad that it's over now!

Add Me, Fan Me, Rate Me
I often have a lot of people fanning me, friending me and rating me. I don't always see it all, or sometimes I'm busy on other sites and stuff so if there's anything specific you want from me (i.e. to rate u back, fan u back, etc.) the best thing to do is stay calm, get out your cherry wallet (keep me drunk), and write down what u want. I will do what I can do, schedule allowing. Thanks "You can tease some of the people all of the time, you can tease all the people some of the time, but you cannot tease all the people all the time. I know this because I'm the biggest tease there is." - Me

*weg*
You scored as Doggie-Style, The doggie style position is one of rear entry however not entry in ur rear. The man is dominant and women who enjoy having their body savagely caressed by their man and feeling like they are irresistable will enjoy this position. This is a very erotic position which will make her feel like a goddess because the man WILL deeply enjoy seeing her butt and body. This position allows for deep penetration and stimulation of the g-spot and clit with the fingers at same time.Doggie-Style100% Probably Bi-sexual95% Anal sex80% Cowgirl Position70% Missionary45% Oral sex/ 6935% Which sexual position is best for you? (women)created with QuizFarm.com

Application
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION Name Age Location Hair Eyes Piercings/Tattoos (& where?) Where would we go on our dates? Who are three of your favorite bands? Do you drink/smoke/drugs? Do you like the beach? Would you go with me late at night? Do you like to watch movies? Would you stay up and watch them with me all night? How would you rate your kiss? Favorite body part on a GIRL What would you say is the best thing about yourself? What do you like best about me? Would you want to date me? Why? I thought that it was amuzing. :) I might need to have any guy that likes me fill this out. Hhhhmmmm..... What do you all think? ~ Chris

Dialogue
warm dark soft voice "hey" *small smiles* "hello. how are you?" "more importantly, how are you?" "okay, i am ... okay" "you sure about that?" "yes" "so this is what you want -- what you really want?" "it's what i can live with." "what you can live with? you could not live with ME?" "i would have loved to live with you. it's the broken promise of you i could not live with." and with that my heart walked away.

~what Really Turns Me On,,,,,?~
You scored as Kinky, you are one kinky person....you name it you want it...nothing wrong with that....just don't hurt yourselfKinky100% Buck Wild90% romantic 80% Plain Jane30% Lazy Lover0% What really Turns you on???created with QuizFarm.com

~what Is My Ultimate Sexual Fantasy,,,?~
You scored as threesome, your fantasy is a threesome. you would like to feel the best of both worlds during sex and you wouldn't mind your man having two women(as long as it's just for sex) anal100% whips and chains100% threesome100% lesbian80% romantic70% no fantasy0% what is your ultimate sexual fantasy? (for my ladies only)created with QuizFarm.com

The Walk
I took a walk with the lord today Just to talk things over i ambe through his fields of green with springtime clumps of clover. I told him all my troubles plain and all i thought was wrong, but he replied, "fear not, my child, i'm with you all along." I look around at all he'd made, and marveled mountain's height, and burdens seems to vanish there- was quite a welcome sight. The flowers budding fresh with blooms all gloriously covered, with splendid colored butterflies and birds in graceful hover. He showed his face in nature's beauty, his love in spring's returning. And i was blessed by this display, my heart with deeper yearing. So tke a walk and tarry just to feel god's loving arms, holding you, embracing you, releasing healing calm.

He Is My Man!!! Lol
You scored as Stone Cold Steve Austin, Congrats. You scored Stone Cold Steve Austin. You are the Rattle Snake. You were at one time the Biggest superstar in the buisness. Your finisher is the Stone Cold Stunner and The Million Dollar Dream.Stone Cold Steve Austin93% Stacy Keibler83% Dudley Boyz83% Chris Benoit77% HHH/ Hunter Hurst Hilmsley73% Kane73% Mick Foley/Dude Love/Cactus Jack/Mankind70% Undertaker67% Chris Jericho50% Kurt Angle50% Shawn Michaels47%

Laughter And Smiles Part 6 Final Installment
Humor is wit and love. ~William Makepeace Thackeray A laugh is a smile that bursts. ~Mary H. Waldrip Laughter translates into any language. ~Anonymous In every job, relationship, or life situation, there is inevitably some turbulence. Learn to laugh at it. It is all part of what you do and who you are. ~Allen Klein He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh. ~The Koran Laugh and your life will be lengthened for this is the great secret of long life. ~Og Mandino He who laughs, lasts. ~Mary Pettibone Poole Some pursue happiness, others create it. ~Anonymous