Vasectomy...
A West Virginia couple, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them
what finally made them make the decision - why after nine children,
would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one
out of every ten children being born in the United States was
Mexican,
and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby
because
neither of them could speak Spanish.
