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Roses N Violets
If roses are red, are violets blue?'Tis tha question from one to you ,One may think, yet not really ponder a thout of many wonders,How can it be,Ode to thee of such amazing danier,that one thinken to be on a lanier of plight, when does one know who is rite, or is one just always relying on touch or eyesite,that hindsite goes forthwith and doesnt ever draw neigh,Oh such a question tis I ask of thee, if roses are red, are violets blue,what else can one see that mite really matter, when its all about whats in tha batter and not on tha plate, Oh tooee thus inner tranquility, that is such a blessing in disguise, yet one aught not to surmise tha days as they arrise,Ode as worth though art and forevermore shall be, always live but never die,for from henveforht one shall then be able to think sensibly , yet one will see why roses are red and violtes are blue, thus ends tha question from one to you!! A

New Dvd Ac-ssssshhhhhhhhun
dudes and dudettes- i just got the Upright Citizens Brigade first series. holy crap i havent seen this show in a couple years or so. i fucking TOTALLY forgot how god damn funny it is. EVERY FREAKIN EPISODE. even the ones that might make you say 'eh, that one was okey' are fuckin retard funny. if you havent seen the show...then i highly recomend. no no....i take that back. im TELLIN YOUS TO WATCH THE MOTHER FUCKER. now. do it. NOW. DOOOO IT! ass. with loVe mE

Best Family Pic On Ct Contest!
Best Family Pic On CT Contest! I need family pics for my contest plz! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/22 thur 6/29 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Sexxy Lady On Ct Contest! Scores Updated
Sexxy Lady On CT Contest! I Need Sexxy Ladies for this contest! 1st Lady is...... with 707 comments! 2nd Lady is....... with 108 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 2 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/16 thur 6/22 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

My Grandad Passed Away
On Wednesday night I got a very sad phone call from my Aunte telling me that my grandad died yesterday afternoon, so I have been on a bit of a downer for most of the day. My grandad was called William, thats who I am named after. He taught me alot of things, how to play golf, teach me respect and good manners. I knew that when ever i went to visit him, never to speak back to him or say no to anything he told me. I'm gonna miss him alot. So Im sorry to all my friends on here that I havent managed to get round you all and leave you comments like I always try to do. I will try and catch up with you all on here as soon as I can. Take care and know that I miss you all very much. Willie

We Got A B-day Comming !!
GO SHOW HER MAD LUV ! SHE IS SUCH A KICK A$$ CHERRY ! SHE WANTS TO LEVEL FOR HER BIRTHDAY . RIGHT NOW SHE NEEDS 275,667 !!! ¢¾MARIA¢¾AKA BLACK WIDOW@ CherryTAP CREATED BY **BOSSLADYWITDASEXXXYEYEZ** LOVE YA MARIA ! XOXOXOO

Sexxy Dad On Ct Contest! Scores Updates
Sexxy Dad On CT Contest! I Need Dads for this contest! 1st Dad is...... with 2350 comments! 2nd Dad is...... with 548 comments! 3rd Dad is....... with 451 comments! 4th Dad is....... with 277 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/18 thur 6/25 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Unk- 2 Step
[Chorus:] 4..3...2...2.. A 2 Step A 2 Step Now Gone An 2 Step [X4] Now Get Jiggy Wit It [X4] Now Gone An 2 Step Aye Watch Me 2 Step Now Can You 2 Step Like I 2 Step Watch Me Get Jiggy Wit It [X4] Gone 2 Step [Verse 1:] I Hit The Club Fresh My Stunna Shades On 2 Steppin Getting Jiggy Wit My J's On Dont Get Yo Steps Wrong Dont Try To Bite Mine 2 Steppin Yea Im Back Unk One Mo' Time See We Goin Form A Line And We Goin Step It Right Now Step It To The Left Girl You Know You Dynomite Now Have Some Good Times I See You Got It Right Beat My Wrist Ice Colder Than A Bud Light Now Imma Take My Time Where The Gangstas At And You Can Still Post The Wall Nigga Holla Back Grey Goose And Yak Blunt Filled Wit Kush Im Getting Jiggy Wit It Smokin On That George Bush Step [Chorus:] 4..3...2...2.. A 2 Step A 2 Step Now Gone An 2 Step [X4] Now Get Jiggy Wit It [X4] Now Gone An 2 Step Aye Watch Me 2 Step Now Can You 2 Step Like I 2 Step Watch Me Get Jig

Unk- Walk It Out
Ayyyyyyy Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out [Chorus:] West Side Walk It Out South Side Walk It Out East Side Walk It Out North Side Walk It Out [Repeat] [Verse 1:] Now Hit The Dance Floor Now Bend Your Back Low She Do It Wit No Hands Now Stop Pop And Roll I'm Smoking Bubba Hoe Now they in trouble hoe I Like The Way She Move An Undercover Hoe Now Everybody Leaning I Make The Crowd Rock Now Gone And Walk It Out I see they on my jock She Like That Bubble Gum Is They The Double Meant Twins 2 Hoes Choosing Me So I Know That Imma Win It's On Once Again Patron One Again I Threw My Head Back Then I Froze Like The Wind West Side Walk It Out South Side Walk It Out East Side Walk It Out North Side Walk It Out [Chorus] [Verse 2:] They Walk It On The East They Walk It On The West South Side Just Got It And North Side Snap Your Necks In The Club On The

Is This Fair?
Im an independent software tester & designer and ive come across a very interesting discovery. Obviously if your reading this you use a PC. And in that case you probably have some form of Anti-Virus & Firewall Program. My Company Hi-Tek Computer Systems & our Software Design Firm Tek-Net LLC. ahve done some tests & determined that Despite the denial of claims from thes emajor companies that Commercial Personal Firewall & Anti-Virus Software (Norton, McAffee,ZoneAlarm, Kaspersky etc.) are complete ripoffs Norton who has not updated ther actual scanning engine in 5 years except for a new look is not very effective tho they claim to be the best. ive tested over 200 programs & have found that Corporate Level Anti-Virus Programs are 593.29% More Likely to find a virus than the commercial personal versions. I infected a pc with over 32 virus's Symantec Corporate Anti-Virus Detected All of them while the Norton Anti-Virus 2007 only found 4 now is this fair to the consumer? No? State Your Opin

If She Only Knew...
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your ne

Me On Vid Before Bed
YUP ME AGAIN BEFORE BED ......ALSO ANOTHER ONE OF ME AT THE BOTTOM LOL FORGOT TO GIVE MY WEEKEND WISHES ......NOTHING MUCH GOING ON JUST RELAXING AND TRYING TO GET RID OF MY COLD .... SO ENJOY MY VIDS MY FRIENDS ....LOV YAS xxXxxXxxXxx

Been A While
Okay its been a while since Ive added anything here. I even moved across the country! Well, I am living with my closest friends sons mother. I guess I couldve just said my friends ex. But that makes it sound like I am with her. Im not. In fact, she is blonde, I dont date blondes. Never have. Its nothing personal, just not my thing. Anyway, things are really cool here. Its in a really nice part of town and we have a pool. Always a crowd pleaser. Its been really cool to hang out with my friend again. Whats wierd is all his friends know so much about me, I feel like Im famous. Everyone has already heard just about everything Ive done. (i was a real bad kid, no really, a really bad kid)so the stories just roll. Its wierd when someone asks me if Im the "bottle rocket in the mall" guy. I have been spending more time on Cherry Tap lately. Why? I have no earthly idea! Ya know, this site really used to be cool. It was a rare deal when someone used fake pictures on their profiles, or eve

I Have A Phd In Cheeezy
tonight I saw winter in his eyes the destination to somewhere beautiful was lost in the midst of weary dreams and I tired as I lay there I sighed and all seemed well but I had wrapped myself with vicious love and he could have kissed me because he knew I'd never tell so I bottled up the feeling and sent it off to sea but with the storm with the rain it came crashing back on me I saw winter in his eyes though hope will cause a girl to look away or look for summer in his cold touching cheeks burnt as though on fire but blue instead of red I so wanted to run from him but I woke up in his bed like a child I looked for my prince I stood on the shore and waited soon the sun went down spreading its fiery glaze across the water I turned my back on my late summer and let the winter have me

Help A Friend Out Plz
im going away for about a week to sort some thing sout in my life. but im in a win a vic for month contest and i was hoping that all of you go and rate and comment it for me please. it runs from the 21st to the 28th of june til 5pm. once i get back ill do my best to help all out. this is the picture link to it thank you all so much richard (repost of original by 'AUSSIE GUY TEAM LEADER OF A.O.M BOMBER #1' on '2007-06-21 20:37:15')

Oh For God's Sake...not Another One!!
I usually dispise these damn surveys but this one was just asking for sarcasim ENJOY!!! 1. When's the last time you ran? depends, willingly or from the law? lol 2. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? yes 3. What are you reading right now? Are you stupid? 4. Do you celebrate 4/20? Nope 5. Are You horny? Come hither 6. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? hell no 7. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would you do? nothing 8. Who last grabbed your butt? me 9. Have you ever been on your school's track team? yes 10. Do you own a pair of Converse? no 11. Did you copy and paste this survey? I am the one who made it up and I also own the title to the Trump towers 12. Do you eat raw cookie dough? Yes Please Have you ever kicked a vending machine? Yup, I beat it liked it owed me money..cuz it did! 14. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing a bad one right after it? I change

This Will Come Off As Peevish But That
is not first middle or last of my cares. I don't take to ultimatums. (Eg being told who I may not, or who I must, have on my list on a certain site will lead to perhaps irrational behavior- which I will not regret later. This is the in some cases belated/after-the-fact warning.)

Well Heres Another B Log Not Sure Where Tha A Log Or C N D Log Went To
. just lettn my peeps know im still single with no one OMG NO ~ONE havin any crush own may , guess im too laid bac fer all yea youngnz n allz on here or else im too boring to want to be with -- idunno maybe yall can help me figur it out ?? its a new one on me itelyawhat!!! TEXI ~~~ CowTown U.S.A.

Some People Are Just Toxic
I'm finding that some people are just toxic to me. I drink & do bad things with them LOL However said person from above isnt who I was really talking about. There are people in our lives who drive us completely insane yet for some reason they are still around. My friends for instance lol They tell me things i really dont want to hear. Not just that I am a complete dumbass about a certain yeehaw but things that simply arent my business. I love them but damn.. do I NEED to know about your sexual issues?? seriously?? there are some things.. I just dont wanna know. I used to trust people..I think I have become a very big pessimist. Partly because of my ex partly because i am opening my eyes to the fact some people really do suck. No matter how hard you try to put a good spin on them .. some people just don't have a good side. Bitchy?? probably ...

Sometimes I Feel To Much..
So I feel I speak for most women when I say we are very understanding of feelings... except our own. We feel EVERYTHING, we are so intune w/ feelings we feel every single feeling at once. And never know which one to act on right away... The stupidest things coould make us act silly and upset, heartbroken even... yet the stupidest little things can make our hearts melt. Its hard to know when some feelings are real. I fall into this catagory... Its not that I wear my heart in the open but I am so in love w/ the idea of being in love sometimes true feelings are masked... I have known love... felt it been in love and fallin' out of love... But I know when I care for someone ... that never changes... That isnt something that is too hard to except... I would never fake love either but its so hard to understand... are we in love or the idea of love... I can say I am not in love but I am in "like" w/ someone I hold dear . I like people... But Love *( when you are speaking of opposite sexes)

Dimebag Rockwalk Airs On Headbanger's Ball
Late PANTERA/DAMAGEPLAN guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott will be the focus of this weekend's (June 23) "Headbanger's Ball" as he gets inducted into Hollywood's RockWalk. Look out for nine "Beyond the Ball" short art pieces with family and friends scattered throughout the two-hour show. Scott Ian (ANTHRAX), Jerry Cantrell (ALICE IN CHAINS), John 5 (ROB ZOMBIE), Six-String Masterpieces, Little Kids Rock and more all honor and pay tribute to Dime's life, music and legacy. Zakk Wylde plays "In This River" for Dimebag at the RockWalk induction ceremony. "Headbanger's Ball" airs Saturday nights between 11:00 p.m. and 1:00 a.m. on MTV2. As previously reported, Spread Entertainment went behind the scenes at the Black Tooth Bash on May 17, 2007 at the House of Blues in Hollywood, California to speak with a number of the musicians who performed in honor of late PANTERA/DAMAGEPLAN guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott, including members of ALICE IN CHAINS, LINKIN PARK, ANTHRAX and Dimebag's

W4543
Sexy Soldier contest begins June 22nd at 6 am cst and ends June 29th at 6pm cst. Rates are worth 10 points each and comments are worth 1 point each. MUST fan/rate the host, otherwise you won't have access Your host for the contest is everyones favorite Blow Job ~*BJ*~ H.T.A.'s Sweetest Bombshell & Recruiter *Plus Size Pin-up Girl*

Guilty Pleasure Lounge
Your Latenight Place to Party!!! Click the tag below and come check us out! The Hottest New Lounge on Tap! Come on yallll... Let's get a party started. Anyone is welcome. We Proudly serve Budweiser (repost of original by '~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ "CT Wife 2 Achilles" Owner of "Guilty Pleasures"' on '2007-06-21 2

The Introduction
hey everybody this is what i have been doing and thinking of please leave comments a man with a dark past, a man who has in many great battles, a man on a quest to release himself from his past. He is haunted by the people he has slain as a curse and result of his past he cannot love. He meets a band of runaways on the run from a corrupt government as the team journeys to far away lands and lavish citys. And explore each others secrets the team must work together to help one man get over his past. One man has to over come his inner demons. And open his heart and look to one woman who holds the secrets to his questions. please again leave comments 6/21/2007

Yyyyyyyy
Sexy Soldier contest begins June 22nd at 6 am cst and ends June 29th at 6pm cst. Rates are worth 10 points each and comments are worth 1 point each. MUST fan/rate the host, otherwise you won't have access Your host for the contest is everyones favorite Blow Job ~*BJ*~ H.T.A.'s Sweetest Bombshell & Recruiter *Plus Size Pin-up Girl*

Congrats To Rj And Ash !!
THESE TWO SEXXXY CHERRIES WERE MARRIED TONIGHT ! GO SHOW THEM MAD LOVE ! THEY ARE SO AWESOME,SWEET,AND OF COURSE SEXXXY !! Myspace Graphics at WishAFriend.com ۞RJeezy۞AsH.WeeEs CT Husband۞UNDERGROUND HEAD DJ۞TEAM SHOCKER CO-FOUNDER@ CherryTAP Myspace Graphics at WishAFriend.com Myspace Icons -->♥AsH.WєєE.♥RJeezys CT Wifey.((GM Of Team Shocker)).Underground Promoter@ CherryTAP XOXOXOXO ** BOSSLADYWITDASEXXXYEYEZ** Myspace IconsMyspace IconsMyspace IconsMyspace Icons

Hello All Im New
Hello everyone just wanted to say hi... and to tell you all i am new to this! i just signed up for it lol.. and i think im addicted already LOL... if u ever want to chat add me to your list i don't bite :) hehe well maybe not hard LOL.... just thought i would say i love friends and love getting to know anyone so if u want to chat just hit me up with a comment or messege. or maybe become my fan :).. and if anyone can tell me how i can make my profile look a little better i am all up for it... this is wayyyyyy different from myspace lol.. thanks all!! Melissa

Bout Wuts Goin On...
ok I told you all I would keep ya posted.. so here goes.. today was my apt with the urologist/oncologist... it was at 9:45 am, I found the doctor to be outstanding and to the point he didn't beat about the bush, which I can't stand so he stood good in my book, no he didn't tell me what I wanted to hear but he didn't sugar coat it either, cause I really hate the sugar coating.. I was informed today that the mass found in my left kidney is .. how do I say this.. well, ya know how the kidney is shaped like a lima bean (poor example but its the best I can give ya) well... my mass is... hell wait ill show ya..ok you see the kidney below.. well NORMAL people get there masses on the top or the bottom BUT me.. as you all know isn't normal mine is right by the number 3 or 4 area which contains a main artery, so therefor its more tricky to get to .. yeah me.. and they can't just cut out a part of the kidney due to the area its in.. the kidney has to go, so yeah I am going to be having m

Poem
life is real hard at times but always be by yourside sometimes you want to cash it all in but all there will be left is one lonley broken sin. you want life toget just a little better so you can stop being under the weather.you want a man to treat you right without any of thoes pathedic little fights. theres not one day you dont cry because you think theres no one by yourside. your soul is always acheing and your heart you think is breaking. love is so simple but hard to explain. but all it brings you is alot of pain. please dont give up on us just throw out a littel fuss and soon it will be worth it.

A Poem From A Submissive
My mind is reeling Becuase i'm feeling The need to just let go Overcome with lust It is a must This place i have to know Overwhelming, deeply delving into this black abyss Release is teasing Pain is pleasing He wakes me with a gentle kiss One the floor screaming for more He takes without a thought His to take He will not break this pleasure He has brought Yearning, burning, bodies churning softly in the moonlight cries of passion, pain and fire echoing, out into the night. His to have, to take, to use without a simple care and He will always fill that need Because He can take me there. Heather 6-09-07

Mr. Penis Speaks Out
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your re quest for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulati

The Smell That Smell We All Know
Ok for over a month and a half we've had this little smell in the house people have said I know that smell but can't place it I've cleaned I've mopped I've done everything can't get rid of that smell. Never to think it was going from the pantry why would it come from there all that is in there is Rockie food at the bottom and can and box foods at top. Rockie ran out of food the being of the month no big deal but know one had put it away left it in the bag out easy to get too. Well with all that has gone on this week I've been hard core cleaning and what do I find the Potatoes that we bought and forgot about last month OMG thats the smell finally found it now how the hell to get rid of it now that there out????

Whomever
Whomever said love was easy, lied Whomever said love was easy, never cried. They never felt the pain of distrust, they never felt the pain of a heart being crushed. Whomever said trust was easy to gain, was blind, whomever said trust was easy to gain, felt not with their heart but mind. they never felt the horror of a one sided love. they never felt the horror of a heart being carried off by the dove. Whomever said that two people can be really happy, was crazy. whomever said that two people can be really happy, was to lazy. They never felt what it's like to really get to know feelings, They never felt what it's like to go through all the healings. But for those that have felt all these things can you help me. help me get the one I love too to see. To see how much i Truly love and care, help me out if you dare!

Nsfw - Huh?
I'm confused..how can using the word "Sex" be NSFW yet someone can post a comment on my page of 2 people having sex? Can someone explain this to me? What is NSFW? How do you recognize it? Maybe I am just having a blond moment but I really don't get it. :(

Jessie Davis.
Jessie Davis. I've been following the story of Jessie Davis, the missing pregnant woman from right here, white bread, Stark County, Ohio. The focus of the investigation seems to be the wife of the father of her unborn baby. Worse yet, he's a cop. He says his wife, Kelly, knew all about his relationship with Jessie. She knew about the kids. (Doesn't this remind you of Scott Peterson saying "Laci was OK with it" when talking about his tryst with Amber Frey? Here's the backgroud from the AP: Nine months pregnant, Jesse disappeared from her home, leaving her 2-year-old son behind. She is due to give birth in two weeks. So far police have named no suspects and specifically said that Bobby L. Cutts Jr. is not a suspect. Now Stark County sheriff's deputies, two FBI agents and state agents spent two hours searching the home of police officer Bobby L. Cutts Jr. in a bid to determine what happened to Jessie Marie Davis. The search came five hours after Stark County Sheriff's

My Day Thus Far.
So I go into work, a friend gets fired. I get the highest upsells overall for the day. Again. ha! This weekend is going to be interesting. Above all this, something is going on. I dont know what but I know something is up.

A Lifetime Alone
When I first felt you pulling away Sadness immediately filled my heart The pain of knowing that you're moving on and that we'll be spending out lives apart It seems like only yesterday when you and I first met My life was forever changed a moment I will never forget We've had many ups and downs but managed to get through them together Now I have to learn to live without you I guess good things don't last forever I guess I knew a part of you was unhappy but to hear it caught me by surprise Since you told me this and walked away nothing but tears have filled these eyes I will always want what is best for you but you leaving still breaks my heart Never did I think in my wildest dreams that you and I would spend our lives apart.

Please Come And Show Him Some Love
OK I SIGNED IN TONIGHT TO FIND OUT THAT A REALLY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE WAS IN A SMALL ACCIDENT TONIGHT AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE FOR US TO PLEASE SHOW HIM SOME LOVE WELL HE IS OUT RE-COVERING. HIS NAME IS COWBOY11 AND HE IS AWESOME AND HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME SINCE I HAVE JOINED CT, HIM AND A FEW OTHERS. SO HERE IS THE LINK TO HIS PAGE SO PLEASE COME AND SHOW HIM THAT CT HASN'T CHANGED THAT MUCH AND THAT PEOPLE STILL DO CARE. cowboy11@ CherryTAP I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR HELPING ME

Friends
iTS AMAZING WHEN STRANGERS BECOME FRiENdS, BUT ITS SAD WHEN FRiENdS BECOME STRANGERS... I NEVER WANT TO LOSE U AS A buDDY..A H0mEY...A FRiENd... SEND THIS TO ALL Y0 fRIEndS...InCLUdING ME(IF U DONT WANT TO l0SE ME!)~ ____???_____???_____ __?_____?_?_____?___ __?______?______?___ ___?___________?____ _____?_______?______ _______?___?________ _________?__________ _______?___?________ _____?_______?____ ___?___________?____ __?______?______?___ __?_____?_?_____?___ ____???_____???_____ ~I MET U AS A STRANGA. I TOOK U AS A FRiENd. I HOPE WE MEET IN HEAVEN WHERE FRiENdSHiP NEVER ENdZ!!.

Hi There Friends And Family
im going away for about a week to sort some thing sout in my life. but im in a win a vic for month contest and i was hoping that all of you go and rate and comment it for me please. it runs from the 21st to the 28th of june til 5pm. once i get back ill do my best to help all out. this is the picture link to it thank you all so much richard

Hi There Friends And Family
im going away for about a week to sort some thing sout in my life. but im in a win a vic for month contest and i was hoping that all of you go and rate and comment it for me please. once i get back ill do my best to help all out. this is the picture link to it thank you all so much richard

Beauty Of The World
of sure this world is so beautiful all the way, high mountains, wide oceans, beautiful rivers, lush green fields & thick forests all over the surface of this beautiful planet. above all the sky consist of endless stars to his profile all shining so beautifully enhancing the beauty of the world, we live in. above all the beauty of planet is life on it, life itself a comprehensive mode of beauty to this world. of sure life has added beauty to this planet & also enjoy it well, during the mode of enjoy the beauty & the mode of celebrations on to it- it just need a realization, a study & lot more to care to maintain it, in its best form. the point of concern is only this that be fair to the beauty of the world -the nature & enjoy it at its best but do care to carry on with a mode of realization about the good & bad on to it.. please thanks mahesh sharma

Dream Love
you walked into my life,you were my dream love then you asked me to be your wife. i sighed a little sigh you were all i ever hoped for; then i cried a little cry. you asked me to be with you. to see the world, you were the one in my every thought in my every dream; then my head began to twist an twhirl. i knew one day that i wanted you to be my every thang,your face makes me feel so secure; i knew one day my dreams and thoughts of you wold pay. now we are to gether your no longer my dream love; we are together and will be for ever

Adios
well it saddens me to say "see ya" for awhile. due to circumstances beyond my control i will be off line for awhile. with good behavior... just kidding. losing the net is all. hope ya all have a great summer. please be smart and safe. i don't want to see any of ya missing when i get back.thanxs for the love and fun. cheers, and ladies, please---"BOTTOMS UP!! dano

Sexxi
now man im not gettin enough answers. i need to no wat u think of me am i ur type. wat r the fetures u like about me. i jus dnt get enough convo these days. and only sertain ppe tell me wat they think. i love tht these pple r there but its not givin me enough. i feel like im not good er mabee im ugly becuz pple r not completely honest wen it cums to rating sumone olnly becuz it gives u points. but i want to the truth. wat u like a person like me fer. idkk im bord. i need acction

11-10-2006
Making Tester Cookies Tonight I started baking tester cookies, these are recipes I have never made before and I will take some of them to work tomorrow to see how everyone likes them. I bake a massive amount of cookies for Christmas. So far I have 22 different types of cookies on the list of ones I'm going to make. People ask me if I have alot of family for Christmas... I don't, there is maybe 10 people who come, so people ask me why I make so many, I tell em that I'm an idiot.. I just like making different kinds and like impressing people with the cookies.

11-9-2006
More Cowbell and Colonel Angus I just love these videos. In that online game I play, Evolution, the alliance I was in was called More Cowbell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEiQjisUodM Colonel Angus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYoM481QE4A

11-8-2006
Random Memory that came to me today And I really don't know why I thought of it.. 11 years ago when I was 18, I went on a date. It was a blind date and it was a man who answered my personal ad in the paper (internet was a non exsistant thing in 1995). When talking to him on the phone, he seemed really nice. We had agreed to meet at an Applebees and he was standing outside the door when I came up. We introduced each other and he said "If I'm going to pay for a woman dinner, I expect to get some later." I had laughed at that, thinking it was a joke.... It wasn't. I hatched a plan. During dinner all he wanted to talk about was favorite sexual things and it sunk in that he wasn't joking. So I ate most of my meal and excused myself to the restroom, grabbing a card for the restaurant on the way out the door. I drove a few blocks away and called Applebees and told them I needed to speak to a customer there, I gave them a description and name. A couple of minutes later, my date answered

Purchases
Bought this evening before film :) -- An issue of BBC Music Magazine with in addition to reviews, a cover CD that a friend had recommended, containing Elgar's 2nd symphony conducted by Sir Malcolm Sargent. Apparently not a previously-released recording, and I think... not sure?... that my friend had attended this performance at the time (or heard it on the radio), was struck in a work that maybe didn't generally get to him... A CD of Sir Arnold Bax's first and third violin sonatas (and two movements written but later placed-in-the-drawer, once belonging to the first sonata). I've heard the first sonata, back in college, and never heard the third. In a few years the number of recordings on CD of these sonatas (not counting the newly-recorded alternate movements) has gone up from ... one each, I think (one of nos. 1 and 2, and a remastering of an LP for no. 3...) - to ... about... well, at least five or six, maybe more. Considering that the pieces are more or less unknown and the

Three Burned Alive After Witch Hunt
A lynch mob has stoned and burned to death three women they accused of being witches in a Ugandan refugee camp, police have said. The victims were burned alive The victims were burned alive The police chief of Kitgum district Charles Oumo said the victims were attacked after the mysterious death of a motorcycle taxi driver. Mr Oumo said: "His skin started swelling up and blistering, he had pains all over. "He died in hospital after his condition worsened." Mr Oumo said police did not know the cause of the man's death, but locals assumed he had been poisoned. "They thought he was bewitched by someone who had sprinkled a potion on his boda-boda (motorcycle)," he said. In a harrowing echo of Europe's witch-hunts in the late middle ages, camp elders conducted a "trial" in which they determined who they thought was the witch by secret ballot. The police chief said: "They hunted down the top three and a mob descended on them. "They beat them with stones, sticks and

Human Rights Campaign
When you've been fighting discrimination for as long as I have, you develop a fairly thick skin. But I'll admit, the first time I saw this video, I got chills. It was produced for Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour benefiting HRC, and it's now showing at concerts across the country. Please watch the video, and share it with everyone you know. This stirring video has the power to motivate THOUSANDS MORE people to take action for the Matthew Shepard Act. And that's exactly what we need to do. As I write this, angry radical right-wing leaders are using scare tactics to fire up their base against the Matthew Shepard Act. They're saying it could "send pastors to prison for simply reading a part of the Bible." It's absurd. (I may be pagan, but I do not judge others). Even worse: despite our House victory, we're hearing from Senate staffers that opponents of the Matthew Shepard Act are still beating us five to one in emails, calls, and letters. Five to one. With the vote ap

Bikers
BIKERS Body: I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my br

While Perhaps Not "erotic" Maybe Just Wierd
Be prepared for the Merkin Parade By the by, if you don't know what a merkin is, you may be put off by this, so don't blame me, I didn't make you push play: You know you love the Merkin!

I Am Compelled By The Brain Worms....
Another older blog, as I try to consolidate and close other sites down and keep to the only one I'm actually using :) All I can say is if you think monkeys are funny, take a gander.... It's from Joel Veitch @ http://www.rathergood.com who you might remember more from his "inspirational" yet lovable Quizno's "SpongeMonkey" Ad And in case you haven't gotten enough with these two, also try these;but be forewarned: they are not for everyone and have a bit of vulgarity... The Cute Harp Seals in "Seepage..." ...sorta reminds me of Olestra.... Or even a little more of the just not right with: Cat's Singin' about Fishies or a few Rather Naughty, Rude Hedgehogs

New Sc Update Today
New update on Southern Charms. Only a few free pics on this update due to the rest was showing pink ;) Hope you enjoy! (Site is nsfw) http://www.southern-charms4.com/aimeelynn/fotos378.htm XOXO, Aimeelynn

Gunpowder And Lead
what i need is to be needed. what i need is to be indispensable to somebody who i need is somebody that will eat up all my free time my ego my attention somebody addicted to me a mutual addiction. this is what i go by ;; it doesn't matter how good-looking a guy is, it just depends on his personality. if a guy can make you laugh && make fun of you, then that's what would win me over. talk to her ; she's a girl the reason she doesn't talk first, is because she has the vision of a boy who will go out of his way for her we fall to the ground laughing ;; almost peeing our pants - - - we sing into our hairbrushes and '*' take retarded pictures ; we love waving to random people in the' car and we walk around like we' own the place but HEY thats just who we are . best friends. Tell her why shes perfect for you. Protect her. Look at her like shes the Only girl you ever Want to be with. When She least expects it pull her in close & kiss Her

My Pictures
My Pictures This Asshole: Achilles@ CherryTAP Made a bulletin about me this morning with my link on it saying "this girl downrated 25 pics of mine "1". Ok not only does that sound like some pretty pathetic crying shit to me but I hear that he is the king of the downraters so thats the pot calling the kettle black. This is what happened: I went to his site and yes I looked at his pics. I didnt feel they deserved 10s so I didnt rate them at all. He is all boo-hoo that I didnt rate him at all so he makes up this lie that I rated them all "1". I was told about this bulletin by a friend and I quickly locked all my pictures. Sure enough, here comes his fan train giving my page "1"s (like thats gonna do anything anyhow) but a few who saw his bulletin gave me 10s too hahah. Personally I dont believe anything I read that accuses a person of doing something, I prefer to see screenshots. At the time he was crying about his BS downrating that he claims I did, I was helping my Step

New Galleries
If you go to the links then I'm just forwarning you that they are nsfw http://www.eroticshack.com/gals/xxx_aimeelynn/jerseyc/ It's definitely worth a look if you like seeing me naked ;) XOXO, Aimeelynn

Wanna See Me On Cam?
If you're in the mood to have me fulfill your fantasy then go bid on this auction http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=service5&item=1183057470 It's a dutch bid. I'm doing a special on cam shows.... 15 min for $20.00 Kisses, Aimeelynn

Golf Tonight
Grrrr I wrote a nice long story and forgot to give it a title, and so it vanished! darn darn darn. I will write it again later. I don't much feel like doing anything right now. Went golfing today and had fun. Only 3 of us went, the regular game is Tuesday but we were rained out. The other 2 ladies are not good golfers so it made for a long game. I did okay, I shot 104 and that is good for me for so early in the season. There were a lot of rude golfers on the course today ... shooting on our fairway, skipping holes, shooting into us, walking across the fairway while we were playing, shooting off of the green where errant shots landed. It was really bad golf all around us! Oh well, I had fun!

Just Me
Mkay, lt's get this straight up....I'm not here to be redirected to you're porn/cam/personal website. I'm here to meet some new people and to have a good time....if that does not meet you're needs....get off my profile......g....

Kids In Church
KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied,

Update On My Dad
Hi Everyone, Its me again with another update. I wanted to let you all know that I have posted a payment for the deductible he was not able to pay when he went into the hospital for the amount of $550.00 from the funds that have been donated so far, leaving a balance of $96.51. I was able to use the paypal debit card I have so it was easily done. I talked with my dad today, he reported that he received another bill; this time from Johns Hopkins in the amount of $38,000.00 plus the $1,000.00 bill that they have already received. They only have $200.00 to last them for the rest of the month, and most of that was spent up when I took my mom to the store the other day to get some needed groceries, my dad's medicine and a blood glucose monitor. Because my dad has apparently developed Diabetes due to the surgery he had to have on his pancreas. He is currently on a pill to help control his levels. I want to thank you all for the help you have provided so far. If I can possibly manage to d

2nd Completed List....
OKAY I THINK I HAVE IT. THIS IS EVERYONE THAT WAS NOT ON THE FIRST STICKY.. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE THAT WAS NOT ON THE FIRST STICKY AND IS NOT ON THIS LIST PLEASE TELL ME. I'M GOING TO START GETTING THIS ONE READY FOR NEXT TIME.. REMEMBER I WOULD NEVER PURPOSELY LEAVE ANYONE OUT.. SO DON'T RUN AROUND WITH HURT FEELINGS WITHOUT TALKING TO ME FIRST.. I HAVE MY REASON FOR WHY I DO THINGS. MOSTLY DUE TO A BAD MEMORY.. HA HA YA I FORGET SHIT.. I THINK THATS NORMAL.. WE ALL DO. NONE IS PERFECT. SO THATS WHERE YOU ALL COME IN AT.. HELP ME OUT HERE.. I LOVE AND COUNT ON EVERY POSSE MEMBER.. SO THIS IS THE SECOND AND LAST LIST. I NOW DO BELIEVE THIS IS EVERYONE.. zaphod77 of Shady's S*U*P*@ CherryTAP finzleft {#16 OF SHADY'S S*U*P*}@ CherryTAP REDNECK OF THE S*U*P@ CherryTAP -TWO-#57 of Shady's S*U*P*-R'S Hubby@ CherryTAP WaterLily1954 Member of CLUB F.A.R. ..member of SHADY'S S*U*P*@ CherryTAP Angeleyes4u~of Shady's S*U*P@ CherryTAP Draven[]Fallen Angel's CT Hubby{

2nd Completed List....
OKAY I THINK I HAVE IT. THIS IS EVERYONE THAT WAS NOT ON THE FIRST STICKY.. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE THAT WAS NOT ON THE FIRST STICKY AND IS NOT ON THIS LIST PLEASE TELL ME. I'M GOING TO START GETTING THIS ONE READY FOR NEXT TIME.. REMEMBER I WOULD NEVER PURPOSELY LEAVE ANYONE OUT.. SO DON'T RUN AROUND WITH HURT FEELINGS WITHOUT TALKING TO ME FIRST.. I HAVE MY REASON FOR WHY I DO THINGS. MOSTLY DUE TO A BAB MEMORY.. HA HA YA I FORGET SHIT.. I THINK THATS NORMAL.. WE ALL DO. NON IS PERFECT. SO THATS WHERE YOU ALL COME IN AT.. HELP ME OUT HERE.. I LOVE AND COUNT ON EVERY POSSE MEMBER.. SO THIS IS THE SECOND AND LAST LIST. I NOW DO BELIEVE THIS IS EVERYONE.. zaphod77 of Shady's S*U*P*@ CherryTAP finzleft {#16 OF SHADY'S S*U*P*}@ CherryTAP REDNECK OF THE S*U*P@ CherryTAP -TWO-#57 of Shady's S*U*P*-R'S Hubby@ CherryTAP WaterLily1954 Member of CLUB F.A.R. ..member of SHADY'S S*U*P*@ CherryTAP Angeleyes4u~of Shady's S*U*P@ CherryTAP Draven[]Fallen Angel's CT Hubby{l

Pic At Work Contest
To all my Family, Friends and Fans! I am holding my first contest and it is going to be a pic at work Contest!( pic must be you at work or what you do while at work) The contest will have two different parts to it one for comment bombing and one for pic ratings. RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day blast 3rd place: Big Pimpin Gift Pic Ratings The pic with the most ratings will win a month Vic or a 7 day Blast !( the one that has the most people to rate the pic) Please send me the link to the pic you would like in the contest to me in private message or in shout box!! Have fun !!!!!!!! Your friend Christy!!

If Your Gothic And You Know It ...
If you're Gothic and you know it, dress in black... If you're Gothic and you know it, dress in black... If you're Gothic and you know it, then your clothes will surely show it, If you're Gothic and you know it, dress in black! If you're Gothic and you know it, be depressed... If you're Gothic and you know it, be depressed... If you're Gothic and you know it, then your angst will surely show it, If you're Gothic and you know it, be depressed! If you're Gothic and you know it, slash your wrists... If you're Gothic and you know it, slash your wrists... If you're Gothic and you know it, then your scars will surely show it, If you're Gothic and you know it, slash your wrists! If you're Gothic and you know it, kill your friends... If you're Gothic and you know it, kill your friends... If you're Gothic and you know it, then the body count will show it, If you're Gothic and you know it, kill your friends!

Surf's Up
Didn't see PotC 3 after all, but split from the group to see Surf's Up. This had received a negative review in the local Ithaca Times but... ah, I had to... Like the reviewer, whose reviews I do very often agree with... I didn't think who the famous voice actors were was anywhere as important as how well they did or didn't do their work (I think they did, though), and didn't know who the surfing stars providing some of the commentary were either. Unlike the reviewer, I was laughing, smiling, refreshed, and just very, very glad I saw this. Also saw an old friend I'd been meaning to get back in touch with, bought a few music items, and felt the evening very well spent.

Imagine John Lennon Great Song
» John Lennon Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today... Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one would you please leave a comment and tell me what this song means to you when i hear this song i think about what if what if there was NO peace, love war and so on thank you for stopping bye to read my blog

Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me
Work been going alright, checking out guys as usual. Some of them that come in are to old, some to young. But today their was this one guy, damn he was so fucking fine! He's been on my mind for hours. I chased after him I got his phone number. Scared to call it, what if its a fake? :( I'm just a horny toad today! Somehow I don't think its a bad thing. Rockin on you!

What Is It That I Love!
What Is It That I Love? If asked why I love her I would say It’s the sway in her hips, the thickness in her thighs. It’s the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes. It’s the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. It’s the twist in her walk; it’s the sweetness in her talk. It’s the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say. - Justin Hutchins -

For You "r"
"R", I busted into tears when you quoted this song in your email. Every time I hear it, I can only envision you singing it to me. I always did, even before we broke up. Hate Me - Blue October (click video below to hear music) I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again? And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face? And will you never try to reach me? It is I that wanted space Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you Hate me in ways Yeah ways hard to swallow Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with Th

The Hardest Button To Button
The Best Myspace Survey* . . About You . . *Eye Color::green Hair Color::blonde/brown Height::5'6 Favorite Color::pink Screen Name::sugar_spun_sister Favorite Band::the white stripes Favorite Movie::hedwig and the angry inch Favorite Show::trailer park boys Your Car::n/a Your Hometown::yorkton Your Present Town::same Your Crushes First Name::mitchell Your Grade::n/a Your Style::indie/punk/hippie * . . Have You Ever . . *Sat on your rooftop?:no Kissed someone in the rain?:no Danced in a public place?:always Smiled for no reason?:meh hardly Laughed so hard you cried?:yesterday Peed your pants after age 8?:NO Written a song?:many Sang to someone for no reason?:yep Performed on a stage?:yes Talked to someone you don't know?:always Gone out of your way to befriend someone?:yes Made out in a theatre?:hell no! ruin the movie why dont u! Gone roller skating since 8th grade?:no Been in love?:yes

Waiting
Waiting I wait ... In darkness for I am blindfolded, I wait. I wait ... In absolute silence for earplugs are firmly in place, I wait. I wait ... Laying absolutely still for I am tight bound, I wait. I wait ... For that touch The touch of my Dom, my Master. My skin ablaze with expectation. I wait ... For the crack of the cane Or the thud of the flogger Or the clap of His hand on my arse. I wait ... For the scrape of His nails Or the soft touch of His lips Or even the bite of His teeth. I wait ... With anticipation mounting With every second that passes Ticking off the clock in my mind's eye. I wait ... As I feel the air around me move Telling me he is close Almost ready to take me into space. I wait ... As I smell the burning of a candle As my mind races trying to work out what comes next As my body trembles with desire. And then ... A drip on my breast, the nipple. It burns! Although it is only lube My imagination turns it to hot wax.

Be Honest
60 honest questions!!! If you're not going to be honest, don't take this survey. 1. Who is the last person you held hands with? _.my son 2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive? _.oh yeah, i'm a survivor,._ 3. Do you sleep with the TV on? _.no way!!!,._ 4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton? _.yyyyyyep! 5. Have you ever won a spelling bee? _.sure did! 6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends? _.6 years ago, i never talk to her until now 7. Are you a fast typer? _.yep,.???,._ 8. Are you afraid of the dark? _.ummm, yeah,._ 10. Who can you always turn to? _.mY family, luv 'em,._ 11. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower? _.4 years ago 12. Do you knock on wood? _.sometimes 13. Are you drinking anything right now? _.nope. 17. What do you want for Christmas? _.my son beside me 18. Do you know the muffin man? _.no, i know ginger bread boy,._ 19. Do you talk in your sl

Odd
So I have this wicked bad headache and I just looked into a mirror and one of my eyes is bloodshot like mad. . . I've been drinking a load of water lately I think if I keep it out I may end up well hydrated for like the first time ever in the history of me

What Is Love?
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. The traditional Chinese character for love (ˆ¤) consists of a heart (S, in the middle) inside of "accept", "feel", or "perceive", which shows a graceful emotion.

You Might Be Gothic If ...
You Might be Gothic if … *You pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit *You wear sunglasses in the produce department at night *You won't get in a fight because it might smudge your make up *You wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black lipstick on your face *People can't tell whether you're searching for a missing contact or dancing *The only day you feel normal is Halloween *You don't know whether the person you're sleeping with is male or female until you're actually in bed with them *You don't care *The shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper" *You were rooting for the vampires in "From Dusk Til Dawn", Lost Boys", etc. *The Count was your favorite Sesame Street character as a child *You watch Sesame Street as an adult just to see The Count *You wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer *You go to Denny's at 5 in the morning and think, "These are my people" *You think dead flowers are prettier than live on

****~~~~new Video~~~****
Body: OK I ADDED A NEW VIDEO TO MY FAVORITES. IT IS A HOMEMADE VIDEO. I'M WARNING IT IS NOT ME IN MY BEST HOUR. I JUST WOKE UP AND MY MOTHER DECIDED TO TAKE A PICTURE WHICH TURNED INTO A VIDEO WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS VIDEO TAPING SO HENCE ME ACTING RETARDED. I LOOK LIKE CRAP SO BE KIND WHEN LEAVING COMMENTS THANK YOU :P

Thanks My Cherry Gals
Thanks to all my Cherry gals that read my blog "What's the deal" thanks for all the 10's!!! After I posted it I got alot of ratings but no friends and fans so fuck it I'm kool with the 10's so thanks girls and one more thing sorry for the delay on some of the ratings just leave a message so i'll know who rated me because I tend to get a lil busy sometimes and I don't know who came by to show love o.k, o.k!!! so i'll be more than glad to rate you back bye for now my Cherry peep!!! Cherry Boss Bitch

2 Stories About Racisim
> >TWO TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM > > > >1) I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey > > > >Show where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if > >the statements about race he was accused of saying were true. > >Statements like"..."If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish > >and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish > >these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper class > >white people." > > > >His answer to Oprah was a simple "YES". > >Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show. > > > >My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger. > >Let's give him what he > > asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put > >Him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the > >ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT. > >PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW. Then send it to the whole > >comm

Untitled - Simple Plan
I open my eyes I try to see but i'm blinded By the white light I can't remember how I can't remember why I'm lying here tonight And i can't stand the pain And i can't make it go away No i can't stand the pain How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes Got nowhere to run The night goes on As i'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me? Everybody's screaming I try to make a sound But no one hears me I'm slipping off the edge I'm hanging by a thread I wanna start this over again So i try to hold onto a time When nothing mattered And i can't explain what happened And i can't erase the things that i've done No i can't How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes Got nowhere to run The night goes on As i'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes Got nowhere to run The night goes on As i'm fading away I'm sick of this life I

I Loved You!
This poem is dedicated to My little cousin Alexis Rae Lovaas September 25, 1990 – September 23, 2002 I Loved You By: Ashley There's not a day that goes by that i don't think about you We had our up and down times but no matter what I always loved you There were days I yelled at you and Told you "NO," but thats because I loved you and I never wanted anything bad to happen to you We also had our times that we could sit there and laugh, cry and talk all day and night long Even though we were so far apart in age that didn't matter because we understood and loved each other Now even though you are not here physically, you are with me mentally I will never forget the times we had together We would always look out for each other I will always charish the times we had together Good-bye is such a strong and painful word So, I will never say it because we will se each other someday again up in heaven When I think about u now I cry because I

Friends
"Now you know the hard part about being part of this team is not risking your own life, it's watching your friends take chances with theirs'. Congratulations. Now you really are one of us.". Lt.Col. Cameron Mitchell

Okay Much Better Here It Is
THESE ARE ALL GIVE AWAYS SO PLEASE IF YOUR HELPING SOMEONE IN A TIME LIMITED CONTEST DONT LEAVE THAT CONTEST FOR THIS ONE. CONTINUE TO HELP THAT PERSON. IF YOUR FREE AT THIS TIME THEN A FEW BOMBS FROM YA WOULD BE GREAT! WITHOUT TEAM WORK NON OF US WOULD EVER WIN. THANK YOU. OKAY IM STRARTING TO GET REALLY SCARED HERE... THIS IS ALMOST MORE THAN I CAN TAKE.. I NEED 500 MORE RATING FOR THIS LADY FOR HER TO WIN AND THAT ONE OTHER PHOTO SHE IS UP AGAINST ONLY NEEDS LIKE 200. I HAVE FOUGHT SO HARD IN THIS RACE TO SEE THIS WOMAN LOSE NOW.. PLEASE CLICK THIS PHOTO AND GIVE HER A TEN RATE. SHE IS THE ONLY ONE ON MY LIST THAT NEEDS ONLY RATINGS.. THE REST OF US NEED BOMBS.. IF YOU CANT BOMB THEN ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU JUST CLICK THIS ONE PHOTO AND JUST GIVE HER A TEN RATE.. TAKES 3 SECONDS AND THAT IS IT...THANK YOU

A Second Look
A Second Look By: Ashley I look at you, Thinking ur so cute ,sweet and funny But I sit here wishing you would give me a second look I sit here and wonder WHY, WHY wont you give me a second look? What is it about me? Am I not pretty enough? is it that i'm not smart enough? or is it just because i'm in a wheelchair that makes you not want to give me a second look?

I Lovein Memory Of My Brother David
David was shot last nite in a line of fire . they took him to the hosp and he had surgery when they go to where the bullet was the air hit it and it riped him apart . he never made it . David was a great person he was my half brother and a lovin husband and father and a great grand father . he will be missed alot . not only by his family but his co worker at the police dept . I LOVE YOU MY BROTHER . Policeman's Prayer Oh almighty God, Whose great power and eternal Wisdom embraces the universe, Watch over all Policemen and Law Enforcement Officers. Protect them from harm In the performance of their duty To stop crime,robberies, Riots and violence. We pray, help them keep our streets And homes safe day and night. We recommend them to your loving care Because their duty is dangerous. Grant them your unending strength and Courage in their daily assignments. Dear God protect these brave Men and Women, Grant them your al

Sexy
AN ADULT SURVEY......Ready for this?? Lets see If you have the BALLS to answer truthfully! 1. Ever been to a male strip club? Nope 2. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes that was fun. boobs everywhere! 3. Ever been to a bar? A few 4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes but only because The owner who happened to be my friend had getten in trouble with the liquer board for underage drinking and Im not 21 so I couldnt stay lol. (changed July 5 2007!!!) 5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Nope butttttt again 21 in like 14 days 6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Lol See above 7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? Never...I wouldn't ever do that *nodding head yes* 8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Nope 9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Yes 10. Had sex in a car? Car, truck, suv, van...yep. 11. Had sex in a park? Sadly no 12. Had sex in a movie theater? Not full se

So Tired
Im so tired of people making plans then make you wait. I could have done something else tonight but instead I wait for someone else. Then when I go and see about back up plans they fall though to. Why cant people just call and say het I cant make it? And since I dont get out much because I take care of my mother is the real pisser.

Things Must Change
Things Must Change By: Ashley "Friends Forever," we said Together until the end We share everything with eachother You are my best friend When I am sad, you're by my side When I am scared you feel my fear You are my best support If I need you, you are there You are the greatest friend You always know what to say You make everything seem better as long as we have each other Everything will be okay Somewhere along the way we slowly drifted apart I was here, you were there It tears a hole in my heart Things are changing Our cheerful music reversed its tune It's like having salt without pepper A sun without a moon Suddenly we were miles apart Two different people with nothing the same It's like we haven't been friends Although we know deep in our hearts Neither one of us is to blame You have made new friends And luckily so have I But that doesn't change the heart The loss of our friendship makes me cry As we grow older, Things must change But the don'

Just Cuz I Don't Want To Be Tied Up And Beaten With A Rubber Hose....
Going back through older blogs,journals etc scattered throughout the net and found this old one, originally ripped from Lizzylocks' older net persona Ladygloomcookie and it was good for fun the last time I tried it. Perhaps I'll get a few takers here on CT. Give me a comment that your interested and want to play and then: 1. I’ll respond with something random about you 2. I’ll challenge you to try something 3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you 4. I’ll tell you something I like about you 5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of 7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours. Yes, people, the blog police will get you unless you do (hence the rubber hoses) Remember if I do you, you do 8. you no play nice, I no play with you no more :P Cheers!

I Cry
I cry By: Ashley I watched you walk away today All I could do is cry knowing I might not ever see you again I cry now when I think about you I got so attached to you so now I cry wondering if i'll ever see or talk to you again I cry because I let myself get attached to you. I cry because I think about how stuipd I was getting attached to you, when ur still married. I cry knowing you want and should be with your family ,but i also cry knowing i might lose you for good. All I can do is cry.

Mine
Soft pale silken skin pressing against Me My arms enflold you, My lips devour you you are Mine, My property, My thing you are Mine, My lover, My love you hide under the protection of My firey wings you defend My honor, and bend to My will I love you through adversity, and in ease I love the gift you give Me, the submission of yourself I take your gift, and give Mine back My domination, My love, My soul, mind, and heart So come to Me, My little one, and let us be as one In this bed, this time, and all times to come

* Pan Aeon Asana *
PAN-AEON ASANA -- AION. Fall Equinox 1990 In a place that is quiet, after suitable meditation, perform the Asana. (Nameless Aeon) In BLACK silence Squat in foetal position, head down Black-empty-silent-before-birth Inhaling Power The Wordless-word-howl erupts Raise you head and animal-growl: AHhhhhhhhhhhh Be-come the Animal Being (Mother Aeon) From a crouch, flow into the ground Inhaling Power On your back, lying flat Part of the GREEN nurturing Moan the primal cry: MAaaaaaaaaaaaaa Be-come the Mother Power (Father Aeon) Roll to a sitting position Inhaling Power Sitting in the RED aura-fire of Command Centering the Will Vibrate into the gut: AhhhhhhMmmmmmmNnnnnnn Be-come the Father Power (Son Aeon) In one motion spring to your feet Inhaling Power Projecting the GOLD light Solar rebirth and renewal Hands at you sides, take the one step forward Propelling forth: AaaaaaHaaaaaA Be-come the Son Power (Daughter Aeon)

Afraid
Afraid by: Ashley Sitting here all alone in a dark, cold and lonely place All I can do is think about you No matter what I am doing I am always thinking about you The more I think about you, The more I want to see you ,but we live two totally different lives. When I get to see you I don't want to let go of you I never know when I'll see you again, When you walk out the door and say "BYE", I am afraid you're saying it for good and i'll never see you again. Since you've come into my life it's been great, I cherish every moment I see you or talk to you. When I don't see you or talk to you I am so afraid that you have said "BYE" for good. But all I can think about is you. You are the only thing that I think about at times

Oh Yeah California
.......I am from CALIFORNIA" which means... -Everyone hates cops -I live next door to mexicans -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) -You judge people based on what area code they live

Bound
I see myself reflected in your eyes; in them, I am bound. A smirk, a taunt, a red flush of pride lost- I offer to you everything of me. No control save that which you bestow, no self that is not pleasing to you, hush. Hush, for my words have not been requested. In the satin darkness, I feel your eyes weighing me. Careful balance between humility and humiliation, between my self and Your self which is me, a moment of fear- Worthy? Could I reclaim the unnecessary, to put myself back together? Are those pieces even me anymore? If I lose you, am I lost? What if I'm not- A whisper of soft reassurance, and I swell. I am yours. My self. My self. I am yours. The balance sways and ceases, and I am whole. I am yours. "Pride"

Survey Says...
Single or Taken: Married Happy about that? Yep yep ::shakes head violently:: Eye color: Black shoe size: 8 1/2 Height: 5'7 What are you wearing right now? Hahahahahaha I'm not... Can you make a dollar in change right now: Not in change Best place to go for a date: I dont care as long as Im not there alone ______________________________________ FAVORITES Number: 3 Animal: horse/Cat Drink(non alcoholic): Water Sports: Football and soccer Month: Feb. The month of love. Juice: Apple rasberry crannberrie (its a minute maid drink) Cartoon character: GIR!!! __________________________________________ Have You Ever... Bungee Jumped?: No but I did that jump thing at Kings Dominion Made yourself throw-up?: Yep Gone skinny dipping?: Yep Loved someone so much it made you cry: Yeah Broken a bone?: My pinkie toe... I know I know lol Played truth or dare?: Yep Been on a plane?: NOOOO Came close to dying?: Yep Been in a s

Boredom Is Overtaking Again
It is. I have nothing to do except wait for my laundry to dry. Isnt that just horribe. I know lol. Yeah boredom, the one n only reason I am typing this right now. Ahhhhhh I hate it more than you will ever know.

This Weekend
I won't be on CT much this weekend...I work days friday saturday and sunday all 12 hr shifts...the off monday and tuesday...then back in wednesday and thursday and so on...I like 12 hr shifts...more money in less days...have a great weekend and stay safe.

Drama
Hey All, I know I haven't been saying too much here on the Tap, But I have had some things on my mind that I want to say. 1) I noticed that about a third of the blog entries I read are about how someone gets upset because they don't always get comments or ratings from friends or how friends don't always repost bulletins for their friends and family. I'm sorry if I sound cruel but this is unneeded drama. I have been working 40+ some hours a week. This is the busy season for my job so I'm not home much. When I do get the chance I come in here and get the ones I can get because, Yes, You All are my friends and I do care so I do what I can when I can. That is why I myself don't expect nothing in return from anyone. This way if it is not expected there is no hurt when nothing is recieved. I appreciate it when people do send me things or do things for me but I don't expect it. I respect the fact that most people have fulltime jobs, kids to take care of, lives aaway

In Love
i came to ct to meet friends. and then somthing happen i fell in love. with someone from ct he makes me happy. he gave somthing back to me that i lost and that is being happy.my love for him is very strong and he makes me fell all worm inside.and he is so sweet to me.i think abought him all the time. he is very special to me.if it was not for ct i would of never meet him and this person is michigan cowboy joe thank you baby i love you with all my hart.

My Model Of The Year 2007 Lingerie Cover Is On Sale Now!
My Model Of The Year 2007 Lingerie Magazine is on sale now at your local newsstands. I am so excited I can’t stop smiling. If I haven’t said it enough, thank you to all my fans that voted for me. You guys have no idea how much this means to me. I am the luckiest girl in the world to have such wonderful fans. Love you all. Muah xoxo, Breann

My Foot Fetish
My Foot Fetish by sinema Smiling feet peek out under the cuff her toes dance along the edge of her chair tapping rhythms nonchalant random beats I watch the unconscious intiricate bounce of her leg diametrically oppose the twist of her ankle, those feet grin at me with gracious geometry an equation of invitation She rises her feet retreat into the cave of her shoes the hems of her pants close over them like blinking eyelids as she sweeps across the floor. I'll miss them for a few moments. When she returns I envy the chair as she sits drops her shoes flips those feet back up to their grateful perch.

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Tonight
We dance in the moon light are bodies mingle as we move the night is ours for our passion grows on tonight im all yours as you are mine so come to me my love and let us be one under the moonlight we shall be then fall asleep by me till the night is once more for now and till the end of time I want to share it all with you

Within The Looking Glass Of Goddesses
Within the Looking Glass of Goddesses My eyes blister staring upon the blinding wind-strewn sand of the forgotten world It is so cold, lest I tremble and rattle my brittle bones until they pulverize, become as dust like the innumerable dead Nay, for also it burns hot, searing my flesh agony that mocks Hell, mimics the rending dance of demons a pitter-patter footprint drowning my being with the Here, the Now I have opened the portal to my empty void, my heart is a living wound... ...and Lo the tempest, the shattering blows of fire and ice I thee witness Behold is the paramount of All joy's past, All wisdom's present, All misery's future. Is this All that I am? Or for worse: All that I shall become? Love is the wind, the stars, the air that shackles the lungs this mistress, the Goddess of Sun and Moon; Her fair and seductive touch lingers, and I l

2 Bobby Dee From Missongwriter
I AM NOT REBUILDING IT HERE, SO NOW YOU'VE DECIDED TO COME OVER TO CT, TO HARRASS ME AN MY ARTIST, WELL SISTER YOU BEST NOT !! FROM MISSONGWRITER TO ONE OF THE ARTIST THAT HAS JOIN ME , SO LOOK OUT ALL THE OTHERS YOU WILL GET SOME FROM HER I AM SURE !! SO WHOSE KEEPS THIS GOING ? Jody '' I just received a nasty message from miss songwriter saying your bad news and for me to stay away from you.And that I would find out soon enough how much trouble you are,Bobby. Message to Bobby Dee at CT, I REALLY HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT BEING THAT YOU ARE STILL HAVING THIS LADY SUPPORT YOU, YOU WILL BE DELETED OFF MY MYSPACE PAGE NOW, I TOLD YOU I WILL NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS PERSON EVER, SHES BAD NEWS, I GUESS YOU WILL FIND OUT THE HARD WAY! GOOD LUCK!

Help Me ???
i dont do this often but i need everyones help ive reached my rating limit for my level so if everyone could help me level up i promise i will do my best to help anyone out if they need it in the future thanks ®__Pain__®

My World
Welcome to my world, It's not perfect, But it ain't rusted to much, Only here and there. I tried not to let things rot out, But as you can see, The skeletons and skulls, Of what I let died. I swear I'm not perfect, But I admit I do better then most, The only thing I seem to do best, Not to brag. I sometimes love a little to much, Or be friendly at moments, And a b___ the next, It's how I am. I sometimes listen to music, A little too loud, Or stay up all night and morning, To wake up to find it's 1 in the afternoon. I cry when I seem that I can't hold it in, Sometimes I feel like running away, I hide away when, I just want to be alone. Welcome to my world, I'd reckon if you don't like it, It's too bad, This is how I live my life and I love it!

This N That
1. Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion? --yes 2. Last awkward moment? --the other night... long story 3. Who do you find yourself crushing on currently? --just someone.. i think he knows who he is 4. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs? --no, i just like to fall up stairs 5. Ever been to a friends house and starved the whole time? --no 6. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place? --yeah 7. Name someone close to you that smokes cigarettes. --Steve 9. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go? --depends on the situation.. if they chose to walk out then it's their loss 10. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace? --yeah 11. Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member? --oh yeah, 12. Do you still live at home? --kinda.. its an awkward situation right now 13. Last time you smiled? --a few min ago 14. What do you do when a telemarketer calls? --talk s

Learn
Inside all of us is a heart. If we all learn to use it properly Then maybe, just maybe we can all Learn to love. All of us want to be loved Either by friends, family, or that special Boy or girl that you dream of at night hoping and fantasizing to run away with and live a perfect life with no mistakes. Inside all of us is a mind that controls our Thoughts,and sometimes we listen to our powerful Mind instead of our heart. And sometimes, instead of Listening to our hearts and going by mind We break hearts. What's inside of us is very Powerful but we can control it if we want to We can control our actions of not breaking hearts, We can control of life. Inside of all of us is the one we love But if we can't learn to use our heart We can't learn to love. Learn to Love, listen to your heart.

The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!

Can U Fill This Prophecy!
Make Her Squirm, Then Make Her Squirt: Female Ejaculation When it comes to turning a woman on, there's wet, and then there's wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We're talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don't let this gross you out, though; it's not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the "female prostate," or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys' semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral s

Do U Want Me?
do u want me? if you do leave me a comment. i wanna no 1-10 wat u think of me and not jus a ten becuz thts wat u usually give on ct i want honest oppinion. then i e=want to no sum of ur dreams. and could i b in them.[[detains bby]]

When Stimulated :)
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!" "I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

How To Pleasure Yo Man!
It takes a lot of ingredients, such as having the right attitude, trusting your partner and getting over your hang-ups. But it's a worthwhile endeavor, because once you have the elements in place you can look forward to a more fulfilling sex life. From letting it happen to desire and foreplay, therapist Arlene Goldman lets us in on the 10 keys to sexual bliss. ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..>..> ..>..> ..>..> Let it Happen You can't force great sex to happen; but you can allow it to. Goal-oriented sex, where the focus is on the destination and not the journey, often leads to performance anxiety, which then undermines sexual arousal. By focusing solely on achieving orgasm you could end up faking them or having problems with sexual function. So relax and enjoy the process. Have the Right Attitude Give yourself permission to completely experience sex and its pleasures. That means you must let go of guilt, self-consciousness, judgments and personal hang-ups. Also, forget a

Jack And Jill
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He says, "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, and handed them to your mother,and said, "Here, try these on. So she did and said, 'These are to big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So, on his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says, " These are too large; they don't fit me." So Jack says," Exactly, I wear the pants in the family and I always will, and dont'you ever forget that." Then Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack and says, "Here you try mine on." So he does and says, " I can't get into your pants." Then Jill says, "Exactly, and if you don't change your smart ass attitude

This N That
1. Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion? --yes 2. Last awkward moment? --today at work... 3. Who do you find yourself crushing on currently? --just someone 4. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs? --no, i just like to fall up stairs 5. Ever been to a friends house and starved the whole time? --yeah, but then i just steal the food 6. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place? --yeah dude 7. Name someone close to you that smokes cigarettes. --kayla 9. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go? --depends on the situation.. if they shose to walk out then it's their loss 10. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace? --yeah 11. Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member? --oh yeah, he was.. 12. Do you still live at home? --nope 13. Last time you smiled? --a few hours ago when watching tv with my brother 14. What do you do when a telemarketer calls? --talk

To My Past
A new life had made me strong willed to move on and face reality. I know it's not easy to cure a broken soul but life will go on and the past won't change. My awful memories and the tearful moments became the strength to help me become strong. Those tears I cried killed my heart before but it won't be hurt again cause I've overcame this fear. Silence filled my life and time moved slowly when nothing in my world was going right. But this new life erased my dreadful past and made me believe that hope is still found in my life.

The Thoughtful Husband
Jim-The Thoughtful Husband... It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are over-sensitive, and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman. My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Susan. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Susan to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I genera

Best Day Ever
4:20 waz mii best day. smoked pot all day. isnt tht wat ur soposta do? haha so like i went home to mii friend matts house. he had sum kick ass weed. then i hung out wit mii b/f at the time ian. then i went wit mii friend amanda and we smoked a lot. then i went home and smoked even more. plus i had cash. realli the reason y i posted this shit is to here if ur 4:20 rocked. so leave comments and tell me bby.

In Love With A Shadow
In Love With a Shadow I live and breathe for you I bleed, I sweat I sleep and I wake I laugh, and I cry for you All these things, and more I know they're real yet the most precious thing to me is missing Oh my rose, the black rose with blood soaked thorns my living flame that sears my tortured soul I wake from dreams, and look at nothingness... groping in the air, breathless, powerless I cannot reach you I love a shadow There to see, the fleeting glimpse your deep blue eyes I stare into, every day they burn into my sockets so when I sleep, you're there and I see them staring back at me transfixed with ache, a need to escape, to be who you love I dare to pray they will look upon me in the flesh My beautiful shadow, one that I can't touch but a love I cannot bear to live without Ever present do I wait for you to hear your soft voice, the sound of silk brushing through my ears, and kissing softly my brain How I fear for

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. > Simply pour a cup of > boiling water down your throat and presto, the > blockage will be almost > instantly removed. > > 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing > vegetables by getting > someone else to hold them while you chop away. > > 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the > toilet seat by simply > using the sink. > > 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut > yourself and bleed for > a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your > veins. Remember to use > a timer. > > 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, > will prevent you > from rolling over and going back to sleep after you > hit the snooze > button. > > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of > laxatives, then you > will be afraid to cough. > > 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a > hammer and you will > forget about the to

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Read The Small Print First
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!" < /A> Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and

Sonnet For Autumn
Sonnet for Autumn By Cirrus As songs of summer fade in autumn's sadder keys, And evening skies resound with birds on eager wing, Then to my Mistress I will go on bended knees, In search of healing such as only she can bring. When dreams are grey as cloudy morning skies, And wind-blown leaves lie rotting on the lawn, I crave the nurture of her knowing eyes Wherein I must first drown, to be reborn. How else will longed-for springtime ever burst anew, So I may chart my progress towards that life-to-be? How ever else will I my primal vows renew Unless I feel that pain, which sparks fresh life in me? A slave for all seasons I am destined to be So let me kiss your feet, and live my destiny.

To All My Friends/ Fans /future Ones
One of the person that has caused me so much trouble to myself and one of my artist has came over to ct, im sure to stir up the same here, Under MISSONGWRITER let me tell you shes a sneaky one, loves to rewrite bulletins and claim we wrote them by using our provile link. I have had 5 myspaces of my promotion business hacked in and deleted no sure can't prove it was her and her pack of .... , but little more then random. Letting you all know, be aware of her and her pack of trouble makers. i came here to get away from it, and love cherry tap have no intentions of leaving here b/c of them.

Freaky Horoscope
virgo:THE VIRGIN Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. AQUARIUS: Does it in the water Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO: The lover? Can be mean somtimes. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck i

Do You Trust Dr. Ruth???? Lmao
Bridget, an Irish woman of advanced age, asked Dr. Ruth for her help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra"? Dr. Ruth asked. "Not a chance!" Bridget said "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied Dr. Ruth. "Give him an Irish Viagra." "An Irish Viagra? We Irish have a different Viagra?" "Irish Viagra is very simple.... you drop a Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know the results." A week later Bridget called Dr. Ruth... "Oh, faith bejeezus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, Doctor!" "Really? What happened?" "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and

Just Called To Say I Love You....
I BELIVE THAT LIONEL RICHIE SAY'S IT BEST IN HIS SONG I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU....WHEN YOUR NOT WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE AND THEY PACK A CELL CALL THEM TELL THEM HOW YOU FEEL...SEEING IT TYPE IS ONE THING BUT FOR THEM TO HEAR YOU SAY IT IS ANOTHER...AND IF NOT FOR THEM DO IT FOR YOU...I KNOW I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THOSE WORDS SPOKE TO ME BY THE ONE I LOVE MOST....

Time For The Lake
Well it's time for the lake and nude sun bathing i so can not wait just tonight and i will be free .... the lake water feels so good on my naked skin and the sun oh so nice .... I hate winter just for the reason that i cant go to the lake for 6 months or more and by then i loose my tan... so just to share i am going to the nudie lake and i just cant wait may seem dumb but well thats for yall to think and me to enjoy the lake

Milady
Milady Milady, like fairy dust you dazzle my eyes no intrusion thrust upon me with glorious ideals just a soft tap on my shoulder, a greeting in trust equally as pleasant as fair moonbeams burned gently upon my tired mind Milady, so many words I have spoken to people from afar and close nearby my station pages of written words now lost in translation forgotten and scattered to the winds Oh should I begin this lonely parade once again? Milady, for you have framed within the palms of your slender hands my ragged face, so aged with wear and tear and I feel healing, and I know once again the warmth, the blessed triumph of kindness and do I dare press forward, and yield to the rapture Milady, I have felt this way many times before and this loop seems in the end without end, infinite There is such joy in the finding of kindred souls, but sadness when cherished love is trapped yonder, untouchable from the lengths of my very flesh Milady, how much longer will my

God Is Up To Something
When you're down to nothing, God is up to something. This is beautiful! Try not to cry. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his bo

Peace And Quiet
Peace and Quiet You bring me peace and quiet simplicity of the moments we talk the gentle, soft whisper of your voice taking me into a place of solace Since knowing you no shadow near or far has dared to reach my heart for it is in the palms of your beautiful hands hidden from view from the harshness of the world I can't imagine what more wonders will I experience when finally we fall into each others' arms I will finally touch the face of peaceful dreams and know tranquility embodied in angelic form, at long last Justice will be served, avenging our loneliness the bitter past will be swept away, the slate all clear I will know peace and quiet in your embrace and you will know my love is yours for All Time. - RRS 2/11/2006

Sometimes A Song Says It Better
Rain King by Counting Crows When I think of heaven Deliver me in a black-winged bird I think of flying down into a sea of pens and feathers And all other instruments of faith and sex and God In the belly of a black-winged bird. Don't try to feed me I've been here before And I deserve a little more I belong in the service of the Queen I belong anywhere but in between She's been crying and I've been thinking And I am the Rain King And I said mama, mama, mama, why am I so alone I can't go outside I'm scared I might not make it home I'm alive, I'm alive But I'm sinking in If there's anyone at home at your place, darling Why don't you invite me in? Don't try to bleed me I've been there before And I deserve a little more I belong in the service of the Queen I belong anywhere but in between She's been lying and I've been sinking And I am the Rain King Hey, I only want the same as anyone Henderson is waiting for the sun Oh, it seems night endlessly begin

Hey All My Lovely's
I have entered a contest to win a 7 day blast or 1 month VIC. So if any of you have time pls stop by throw me a rate if nothing else. But if you'd like throw me some comment bombs. Any and all luv is greatly appercaited!! So click the pic below.... You know you want too!

My Companion
It drips off my skin, While clawing to hang on. It leave marks and scars, So it's never really gone. Not allowing me to sleep, And shaping my dreams, Into unending nightmares, Until tear flow as streams. Always beside and within me, Each visit leaving less. My one sole companion, Is this Loneliness.

Keeper Of My Soul
I look at her And an angel I see Who could never be touched By someone like me And yet here I stand With her in my arms I don't understand how she Could fall for my charms She kisses me lightly on the neck And runs her fingers through my hair Her tender caress Is almost more than I can bear I love the way she looks Into my eyes when she talks I love how she makes me follow Where ever she walks I never thought That I'd find this girl I am her oyster She is my pearl She doesn't realize Just how much I need her If she were to leave me Life would have nothing to offer Whenever she looks my way I know that she loves me I don't know why though How lucky can one guy be She is so good to me I don't deserve this Yet with me she wants to be She shows me with a kiss When she says those three words It makes my heart flutter Then she takes my hand And I melt like butter I don't know how she does it She makes me feel whole She's the owner of my

A Kiss In The Rain
A Kiss in the Rain We step out of the car and into the street You can hear it hit softly, like the patter of little feet It's such a magical time, like sunset on the ocean We're caught in its spell, and we move in slow motion I move in close, with my hands on her waist I take it slow, no rush, no haste The rain slowly falls and the full moon shines She slides her arms around my neck, and says your mine The rain picks up and it soaks our hair But our eyes are focused, we have no cares I whisper in her ear, I love you my dear You will always be smiling, you have no use for tears I will love you forever, is my vow to you You are my heavenly dove, may it always be true She smiles at me, with joy and bliss My lips meet hers, and in the rain we kiss The rain itself, dances all around As I kiss my sweetheart, without a sound The rain glides through the air and I hold her tight It's like the angels are crying, such a beautiful sight Her tongue touches

This Is Me
My name is kendra, I am 21 years old and i live in plain city, ohio, a small ass suburb of columbus. I have 3 kids a 4 year old girl, a 2 year girl, and a 7 month old boy. they are the loves of my life. I'm in a relationship with my kis's father, but i dont know how long it will last...there are some major trust issues. I am a very strong person, inside and out, so dont fuck with me. On the other hand i can be your best friend, if i think our being real with me. So that's me sumed up in a few sentences. Thanks for reading.

Movie Review
I almost forgot to post this one...here is the link.... or read on... http://imdb.com/title/tt0413099/usercomments-12 Evan Almighty (2007) advertisement Ludicrous of course but a great time all the same...( all age movie!), 19 June 2007 9 out of 10 Author: hoove1970 from United States Transfixed..... We all sat there at this sneak preview transfixed waiting for the next joke.... eating up all Steve Carrel and the rest of the supporting cast could dish out! The all gave sparkling performances. It was loads of fun for the whole family this time around for the "Almighty" team. I have to give it up to the writers on this one for keeping it very clean without sacrificing really good one liners and "adult" innuendos. There were a few problems with the 'over the top' dramatizations involving every animal on the planet. You were trying to ""suspend your disbelief" while all the while all to 'real' laws and political actions were taking place. It would have been just fine to

To All My Friends And Fans...the Time Has Come....
Friends and fans.The time has come again which happens every year for me to be away. I will be leaving tomorrow AM on a trip for our company conducting safety measures and getting a better understanding how to make our company strong. I will also be in Washington State helping out my brother who shattered his foot. I will be back in CT land sometime around the 22nd-23rd of July. I will surly miss all my CT friends Whom I have grown very close to. I know this is an awful long time away and I'm hoping I don't get thrown in the "Forgotten Folder" Please keep my page alive while I'm away. It's aways cheery to see comments. My brother does have a computer, but is very addicted to a site called "Pogo" Im sure you've all heard of it. I will try from time to time to come on and check message and hopefully can leave some also. If not, I will at least post a blog when at all possible. Take Care Everyone and you all have a wonderful 4th of July!!!!!!! Will miss you all!

Book And Calendar
To my old friends and new friends, I would like to invite you all to purchase on of my products. I currently have a Photo Book and a Calendar available to anyone who is interested. Here is the link to my personal store on lulu...http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=971840 For those of you who decide to purchase either one of my products I appreciate it.

Movie Review...
here's the link to IMDB or just read on... http://imdb.com/title/tt0494222/usercomments-11 Charming.... and you can quote me on that!, 20 June 2007 6/10 Author: hoove1970 from United States *** This comment may contain spoilers *** I'm being generous with this one because it appeared to be such a labor of love for the Director/Writer/Actor Taika Cohen and his cast. The difficulties begin right away for the audience (I saw this at a screening where about 15 people showed up and you could see the pain on some of the peoples faces and a few walked out at the end of the beginning monologue by Lily.) i believe the problem lies not with the film or cast, but with the American audience. As this production was shot in New Zealand and used native actors, I wasn't sure it translated on the level that Cohen intended it to. We Americans tend to have a bit of attention Deficit Disorder. It harms otherwise perfect creations of cinematic emotion when Americans are always in a hurry with p

"maya Angelou's" Best Poem Ever
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... .. a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a feeling of control

Added Some New Pics
Hey sweeties I am heading off to Tennessee for a photoshoot this weekend. I just added some pics of me in red under my pantyhose folder and bunpics. check them out sweeties. hugs..Lorie http://www.southern-charms4.com/lorie e-mail-loriesc4@yahoo.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m www.hostdrjack.com

Wtf
i seem to have fallen off the radior for some that i was or have been talking to and other just dont seem to see past the profile what happen ? what do i have to do to keep someone intrested longer than 5 mins .....humor alone wont get me any where honesty seems to be fake now adays. only the bad boys seeem to have all the fun

Repost Please Read
Hello all that may read this i have joined Cherry Tap to meet people. Beside themmeting i dont wantto spend countless hours of only rateing pics and adding people . Justto have done only that i have only gotten to know a few people on here because so many people has seem to forgotten why they even came here in the first place!!! the game of tag is over im not chaseing after no one on here ever so if you really find me attractive or you wanto be my friend then asdd me or comment on my stuff but if your just here fo rthe point collecting stay away i have seen alot of nice looking people but looks r not every thing if you dont have any thing to back it up . i really have my owen drama and i have yetto have any on here but in teh same since i have yet to get back hardly any responces to some of the things ask of me to rate or fill out form peeps . Am i alone in feeling this way on this program.......... well i guess i dont have good grramer so if this is a run on thing an dyour done readyi

You Have To Wonder
Why do men on here feel they have to lie. I know you can be who ever you want on the internet but damn. If you are with somebody be a damn man and say it. There are some good single men left ( I GUESS ) that are being punished or not even looked at because some girl is being played by some ass. Well If there are any REAL HONEST men out there I want to say I am sorry. For all the PLAYERS and you know who you are, GROW UP AND BE A MAN!!!

Online Dom/domme Sub Relationships
I have given the idea of online Dom/Domme sub relationships a great deal of thought. I have heard all the pros and cons, and have come up with some guidelines that might help anyone considering an online relationship. 1. Online IS Real Life: When two people who are thinking breathing humans with feelings, and needs and wants come together it is real life. To share yourself with another person no matter the medium is real life. An online Dom/Domme sub relationship does not end when the PC is turned off. I consider the telephone real life, the person on the other end is sharing information with me, so real life. To not think of online relationships as real life is a dangerous game to play. People become attached and involved online with others, again, that is real life. So this is my question, when you turn off the computer and go off to do other things, do you never think about conversations or people you have met online? 2. Time: A Dom/Domme sub relationship online requires a g

You Know You're From Missouri If:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MISSOURI IF: You've never met any celebrities. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. "Vacation" means driving through Arnold or going to Branson. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. You measure distance in minutes. Down south to you means Tennessee. You know several people who have hit a deer. You think Missouri is spelled with an "a" at the end. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better." You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year. You know in your heart that Mizzou c

Now This Is Sik
FOXNews.com Michigan Mom Gets 12 to 22 Years for Sex 'Contract' on Underage Daughter Tuesday , June 19, 2007 AP ADVERTISEMENT MUSKEGON, Mich. — A Muskegon Heights woman was sentenced Monday to 12 to 22 1/2 years in prison after authorities said she used a written contract to arrange for her 15-year-old daughter to have sex with the woman's boyfriend for two months while she recuperated from abdominal surgery. The 41-year-old woman, whom The Associated Press is not identifying to protect her daughter's identity, in April pleaded no contest in Muskegon County Circuit Court to three counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct. A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt but judges treat it as a guilty plea at sentencing. • Click here to visit FOXNews.com's Crime Center. "What you've done to your daughter is one of the worst things I can think of," Judge Timothy G. Hicks said at the sentencing hearing. Authorities said the woman agreed to the arrangement

Revision Of New Site
Well I guess that's not a direct link...Apparently I have to invite people using their email address, so if you are interested in joining me on the site send me an email address I can use to invite you. Kinda screwy, but such is life, lol

Bombers
good evening family I HOPE ALL ARE DOIN WELL, OK FAMILY THE BLAST IS NOW ACTIVE BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR IT I NEED TO KNOW WATS THE BEST TIME YOU CAN HELP BOMB A CONTEST. LETS TRY AN KEEP SOME ONE ON CONTEST AT ALL TIMES WE NEED TO SHOW HOW STRONGE WE ARE IF ASNY ONE HAS ANTHING TO ADD OR TO SAY IM ON BOTH PAGES TONITE FOR A SHORT TIME

Getting Even - Why Idiots Shouldn't Be Allowed To Be In My Friends List
This idiot... probably wanted to be in My list to get a peek at My NSFW cause that's the only thing he went straight for as soon as I accepted him... then he leave a nasty comment on My picture... that obviously violating My rules about comments (check My profile for rules if you haven't see it yet!). Of course I don't allow anyone to leave those nasty comments anywhere in My property, so I deleted him... send him a message letting him know what he did and why he was not allowed to see any more of My pictures... Now the idiot try to get smart with Me! and sends hate message back!! oh oh... You are fucking pissing this Mistress off!! not only that, he dares to downrate Me to a fucking 1!! LOL why even bother?? like that is going to make Me any less... Want to have some fun with this idiot on My behalf?? Here's his link Gunman101 You are messing with the wrong Bitch!!! and anyone else who dares... will have it coming too! Ok... back to My good Ole sadistic self :) Ki

Buttwipes
WHY DO SOME OF THE GUYS ON HERE FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO HARRASS THE LADIES. THEY HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE HERE AND KNOW THAT THEIR PHOTOS AND INFO ARE SAFE AND NOT BEING RIPPED SO YOU CAN DO GOD KNOWS WHAT WITH. IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO STEAL PEOPLES PICS THERE ARE A MILLION SITES ON THE INTERNET WHERE YOU CAN SPEND ALL DAY STEALING PICS. THERE ARE SOME REALLY NICE LADIES ON CT. DON'T RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.....

A Soulful Relationship
A SOULFUL RELATIONSHIP An African proverb states, "Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye." Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don't let lust, desperation, immaturity, ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem, make you blind to warning signs. Keep your eyes open, and don't fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults isn’t really important. Once you decide to commit to someone, over time his or her flaws, vulnerabilities, pet peeves, and differences will become more obvious. If you love your mate and want the relationship to grow and evolve, you’ve got to learn to close one eye and not let every little thing bother you. You and your mate have many different expectations, emotional needs, values, dreams, weaknesses, and strengths. You are two unique individual children of God who have decided to share a life together. Neither of you are perfect, but are you perfect for

Hungry??
in the last couple years i have learned many things.. and i im just learning to know myself again. but before i get ahead of myself. im natalie.. im your average girl, with a lil twist. im sure your thinking to yourself what tha hell am i reading? but this is a lil taste of my life. do you wanna try it? its called hunger. ..... evidently you do. so here we go..... well my family moved here from cali.. and this god awful place is really all i know these days. i have a older half sister and my mom and dad are divorced.. and i have a step mom who is great! shes my roll dawg! lol my nephew is my main man! and i love him to pieces... and the only one i call my true friend here is my cuzin sara, shes tha sister i always wanted..(sorry tiff) shes like my rock.. 4 real theres no love like the love i have for her... them are the people that mean everything to me oh and kevin i cant forget about you.. but when i was a kid.. my whole life was basicly hidden behind lies

My Kids
So I have 2 kids. Logan and Briawna. They are 9 months and 20 days. Went for their check up this week and everything was good. I love my kids and they are the world to me. It just blows my mind to sit and think how much my life has changed in the last year and a half. Got pregnant, bought a house, had the twins, and now their first birthday is around the corner. It's as if it's not even real. Anyone else know how I feel? Well yeah.. just been thinking about my kids a lot lately... because they are truly the only thing going for me in my life these days. Life can change in a blink of an eye... and I swear lately I feel like I need to stop blinking cause ain't nothing going well. But I can't be too down... I have 2 wonderful, healthy babies. Well I'm gonna go now. Talk to all later.

New Site
A friend invited me to this new site and it seems pretty interesting. The premise is to share stuff with only your friends. There is no public forums or profiles. Only people you invite can see your pics and vids. This way you can share stuff just with people you trust. If you want to check it out, follow this link: http://tb0ne2u.punf.com/join?mail=[email_address]&code=[invite_code]

My Angel
My Angel By: Ashley In my whole life, There is no one else like you Someone who changed my life, Just by being you. You are an angel to me The music of your laughter still lightens my inner ear You showed me you believed, That there really is good here You are an angel for me. You showed me you believed, that there really is good here. You are an angel for me. You showed me that you care, When I am really down, you never turn away, Nor, show a saddened frown. You are an angel beside me Even when you're sad and blue, And life is hard on you. You always spare me one more smile Just like God's loving child that you are You are God's angel to me. You have done so much for me And giving me your time I have a gift for you, With this imperfect rhyme Thank you my angel friend!

Everyone Watch Out For
WATCH OUT these haters! They have rated me 1's! 1.~*BJ*~ H.T.A.'s Sweetest Bombshell & Recruiter *Plus Size Pin-up Girl* 2.'Evan' 3. fudge887 - rated me a 3 4. '~Dj Twisted Vengeance~ Still Twisteds lil Beotch' 5. [ CherryTAP.com photo: 1449751164 ] 6. [ CherryTAP.com photo: 1226216865 ] rating me a 5 7.[ fubar.com photo: 3843692591 ]rated 2

At Your Feet
As your fingers dance across my body I feel as if I'm the only one in th world. As you teach me and train me I feel as if I am all that matters. As I sit on my knees, Look up at you in sweet surrender I know that I can trust you With my safety, my soul. You show me things about myself That I try to fight and deny. You bring them to the surface So they can escape And I can become the woman You know I can be. You show me how to be, How to live, how to serve. You help me let go and You help me chase away the darkness That rests in my soul. In just a few short days I feel as if I've grown, Knowing I have it in me to obey To surrender and to trust in the The way I obey, trust and and surrender to you. Our journey has just begun And I've yet to see the things - the pleasures You have to show me. Such rights can only be earned, But until I do so I await your instruction - Kneeling here at your feet Knowing you will take me to new heights.

Lost
im lost in my world confussed i ahve to move forward in my ife and that means i have to leave the person that means the most too me some people call this a crossroad but i dont know that ill ever move trough this crossroad of mine it hurts but i guess its going to im lost and cant move untill i figure things out

Ok Some Things Piss Me Off... This Pisses Me Off To The Point That It Hurts
First and formost i would like to get a fucking HOOAH out! now if any of you read my posts I reposted whats below many times. what the fuck is that shit. we live in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA nobody that comes here from another country has the right to disrespect us... nobody. (all you mother fuckers that cry,bitch and moan that your country is so bad and you want to live here fucking earn it! at least be thankful that we took your sorry asses in...) This school should be shut down and demoed all the staff should be fired for not stopping it at any cost... all the kids should be sent back to Mexico you lil fuckers like Mexico so much go fucking live there! there is a huge differce of being proud of where you come from and who you are, this is just the biggest form of disrespect ever... So what now? do we give in to this? do we let these people get away with it? each and every person should be punished to the fullest extent of the law! post; SUBJECT: MONTEB

So Sad
FOXNews.com Police Say Washington Baby Died After Mom Taped Pacifier in Infant's Mouth Wednesday, June 20, 2007 AP ADVERTISEMENTDon't be a FOOL - Click here! LAKE STEVENS, Wash. — A woman was charged with manslaughter in the death of her 4-month-old son after she told authorities she taped a pacifier to his mouth to keep it from falling out. Bonnie M. Desmond, 19, was charged Tuesday in the death of Noah James Petersen. Bail was set at $500,000. Desmond called 911 Monday and said her baby was unconscious, but paramedics found the boy had been dead for hours, Fire District 8 Deputy Chief David Lingenfelter said. Prosecutors wrote in reports that Desmond later indicated a pacifier had been taped to the child's mouth but she had removed it before calling authorities. "The only thing I can think of is I taped the pacifier to keep it from falling out. I didn't know it would hurt him, or I wouldn't have done that," Desmond told police, according to the reports. No ot

I Dunno!?!?!?!?!
3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30, SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM. A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25, SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5. ON THE WAY, THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF. THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29. WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?

Missing Mom
FOXNews.com Search for Missing Mom Jessie Davis Canceled Because of Thunderstorms Thursday , June 21, 2007 FC1 ADVERTISEMENT UNIONTOWN, Ohio — The search for missing pregnant mom Jessie Davis has been called off because of bad weather. Afternoon rain and thunderstorms caused Thursday's search for the 26-year-old, conducted by about 1,500 volunteers, to be canceled for the rest of the day. Before the bad weather hit, cadaver dogs searching for missing pregnant mom were put on the scent of a fresh mound of dirt in a waste area at Highland Park Street NW and Aultman Avenue, in Canton. Stark County sheriff's Chief Deputy Rick Perez told reporters Thursday that agents and deputies were on the scene investigating the find, but he had no further information. Perez said he would provide updates when he had them. "Jessie's still missing. Until we find Jessie, we're going to keep on searching," Perez said. A sergeant with the Springfield Police Department called for t

Created Love
Caress me with your lips, your hands, your heart, taste me with your tongue, inhale my scent. Hold me close, with fascination, as you whisper sweet secrets of fears and desire. Breathe with me, rhythmically, in the reflected moonlight of forever. Our bodies are awash with exhaustion. Our Souls descend recklessly into forbidden places of the heart, while Passion enfolds desperate desires. I am your Opus, I am your Devastation. Pure Estasy and Pleasure wander aimless through the distracted mind. I pour myself into you serenaded by Desire, abandoning the blackest depths of my heart, only to lose my Soul to the soft breezes of transparent Hope. © Astraea 2007

My Black Prince
TAKE HOLD,OF THE KNOWLEDGE MUST BE TOLD.YOU ARE A 'BLACKMAN'HERE TO UPHOLD,THE 'TRUTH'.THE TRUTH IS THE POWER,THAT REFLECTS YOUR 'DIVINE LIGHT',ON ALL THAT'S WRONG,MAKING IT RIGHT. STAND STRONG! MY BLACK PRINCE TAKE HOLD,OF THE DUTIES YOU POSSESS PLANT YOUR SEED OF LIFE,TO REFLECT YOUR BEST KNOW THAT THE KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM,YOU MANIFEST WILL BRING FORTH THE UNDERSTANDING,OF LOVE PEACE AND HAPPINESS. Please Educate Allah's Children Everyday THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL MY BLACK BROTHAS,BUT MOST OF ALL,MY SONS,ROYCE,SAYDU,SHALLAH & KWA'MEL 'I LOVE YOU'

Best Husband On Ct Contest! Now Open To Vote!
Best Husband On CT Contest! It can be a real husband or CT husband Contest! 1st Husband is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Husband is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Husband is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/20 thur 6/27 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Prettiest Plus Size Cherry Tap Lady
hey guys i am in this contest and i would like fo ryou to go and rate and comment on my pic i am really far behind. please do this as a favor to me and i will return it later. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=241913&i=3446585928 this is the link for the photo

Another Sbs Case...his Name Is Kaleb Too!!
Another SBS CASE...His name is KALEB too!! This is NOT about Kaleb Schwade, this is another baby whos name happens to be Kaleb as well. BENTONVILLE -- A judge set a $30,000 bond Wednesday for a 19-year-old man who police say shook his baby for two minutes when the infant wouldn't stop crying, then called paramedics after the baby stopped breathing. Brian Eugene Sousley was awaiting transport to the Benton County Jail on Wednesday evening, held on one felony charge of first-degree battery. Siloam Springs District Judge Steve Thomas set the bond. Sousley told police he shook his son, Kaleb, 3 months old, for two minutes when the baby wouldn't stop crying, according to a probable cause affidavit filed by Sgt. Todd Brakeville, a detective for the Siloam Springs Police Department. Sousley also admitted shaking the baby once in mid-May for five minutes, according to the affidavit. Sousley said he became frustrated by financial stress and a lengthy commute to work in Rog

Please Read This
†mista_gri...: MAYBE GO IN FRONT OF A CAR I DARE UR ASS TO †mista_gri...: U WISH TO BE DEAD THAN GO DROWND I DONT FKN CARE †mista_gri...: I THOUGHT U HAD BRAINS GUESS UR SITTIN ON THEM.. †mista_gri...: do i care about u no. feelings no should i hell no.. ur ass will be blocked †mista_gri...: i still dont like u u liar †mista_gri...: thats a crap pic This guy i don't even know but hes a nasty person i wud suggest if u kno him or add him be careful he just popped up one day & told me to answer him right away & not to respond to other people in my chat box,i'm not like that i am here for friends & i do not wish to know ppl like this guy. Anyway his words do not bother me i am a much better person than that to allow that to happen.

Well...
I thought I'd put something here... I'm at loss for a interesting blog.. There has been lots going on in my private life... I am greatful to all my online family... I love each one of You... You know who You are... and I thank You for bringing joy into my life!

Whew! What A Week...
Started out this week while working some over night shifts on Sunday night and Monday night, after working some over night shifts since last Friday, three days of classes (with one night of 4 hrs during my three days of classes).... Shouldn't have worked that Monday overnight shift, but worked begged me to because someone was out. I am so the sucker sometimes in helping my employers out. When I got home from my Monday overnight shift on Tuesday morning, I ended up sleeping through my biotechnology classes. Guess my body was screeching for that time to adjust. Attended my classes both Wednesday and Thursday and put in 3 days of work, homework, tests, quizes, etc. to just the 2 days. I will have to work tonight through Sunday on the overnight shifts again, but I should be able to get my body adjusted back before classes next week since I am off on Monday. Whew!! Just thinking about it all has me exhausted... lol.... I am heading for a nap before I go into work tonigh

Shagg Live At Bullfrog Sponcered By 101.1 Wrif
Friday, June 22nd, we (Shagg Nasty) will be playing at The Bullfrog in Redford,Michigan with our boys Maryz Eyez.101.1WRIF will be there broadcasting live. If you cant make it to the show, you can log on to wrif.com and listen to the live radio broadcast. I just heard the comercial on the radio a few minuts ago.Boy am I smiling right now.You can log on now and should hear the comercial or just log on tommorrow night at 9:00 eastern time and he he enjoy. Hopefully you will be able to hear us on the radio. SSSSGonna be a kick ass show. PEACE!!!!! Oh and you can log on to bullfrog.com for more listings and I hear they have a myspace page. or www.myspace.com/shaggnastyrocks

Crescendo Of Thoughts - Andromeda
Opened wide, eyes to see, Within, beyond and behind Faces never seen, My mind is expiring, beyond all limits Impulses and thoughts torn into meaningless words The darkest of demons are hidden behind the happiest faces I wear the mask of fear Impulses and thoughts torn into meaningless words stained on this paper, like the liquid of life from a slit wrist I have nothing to say, yet I desperately search searching for the shadows of mine yet undiscovered, hidden within Opened wide, eyes to see, Within, beyond and behind Faces never seen I have nothing to say, yet I desperately search searching for the shadows of mine yet undiscovered, hidden within Impulses and thoughts torn into meaningless words stained on this paper, like the liquid of life from a slit wrist

Hurry...
CAN I LICK YOU? YOU ARE SO LICKABLE, I WANNA LICK YOU ALL OVER♥. YOU KNOW I WANT YOU!If You Get 1 Back Your Lickable. If You Get 3 Back Your A Tasty Treat. If You Get 10 Or More Back You're Lick-A-Licious. Have A Kick Ass Day. Sending You Lickz, Bitez 'n' Kissez _________####___####___________ _______################_________ _____####################_______ ____#########_#_##########______ _######_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#######___ __#######______#_#_###########__ _____###_____#_____########_____ ______#_____#____########_______ _____#_____#_____####___________ ____#______#___#_#______________ ____#_____#_____##______________ ____#_________#_##______________ _____#______#_#_#_______________ ______#__#_#_#_#________________ _________###____________________ 1 min ago

Sniper At The Gates Of Heaven
Monday is my parents 30th wedding anniversary, and that just blows my mind. Ka-boom! There was so much I wanted to type, but I think it's just too personal to share on here. Basically, my mom is a saint. She works so hard, and she's kept the marriage together even though she saw a disease basically cripple the man she married. Not only physically, but he's a completely different person. Once I get enough money I'm sending them on a well-deserved honeymoon to someplace nice, lord knows living in Vegas is the exact opposite of just visiting here as a tourist.

*~*str8t~bull~shit
Whats good muh peepz? i know its been a hot long minute..shit been thinkin bout yall and miss yall..sorry but id bee a poor bitch and waitin on a computer..was like waitin on dinosaurs to reappear. but now i got one and its nice..cuz sum shit has been goin down..muh ex broke up with his girl and i was like heyyy..cuz i really still so crazy in love with muh ex...but n~e~wayz on with tha story..hes been makin sum of i dont know if there lies or what..but hes tellin everyone he donw want me and he down wanna fuck..and he asked me 2 weeks ago if we could and i was like no! despite me wantin 2..i have to figure out if ima gettin played and im tired of playin these games...and my now boyfriend and i..i dont wanna bee with anyone..cuz all guys wanna ever seem to do to me is hurt and lie..while im the one workin and payin the rent and bills..i can do this by muhself..so to tha left... to tha left i got me and right now thats all i need..well besides yall...u kno i loves u..holla

Romance And Relationships
It takes a lot of ingredients, such as having the right attitude, trusting your partner and getting over your hang-ups. But it's a worthwhile endeavor, because once you have the elements in place you can look forward to a more fulfilling sex life. From letting it happen to desire and foreplay, therapist Arlene Goldman lets us in on the 10 keys to sexual bliss. ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..>..> ..>..> ..>..> Let it Happen You can't force great sex to happen; but you can allow it to. Goal-oriented sex, where the focus is on the destination and not the journey, often leads to performance anxiety, which then undermines sexual arousal. By focusing solely on achieving orgasm you could end up faking them or having problems with sexual function. So relax and enjoy the process. Have the Right Attitude Give yourself permission to completely experience sex and its pleasures. That means you must let go of guilt, self-consciousness, judgments and personal hang-ups. Also

So New.
Sapphire's on strike. I'll be doing TWO shows when we get back up, Tribute to the Goddesses and Crumpet's Asylum. The Sylum will be utter pandemonium music wise. But i updated Tribute's band list: +A Kiss could be deadly +Aaliyah +Aimee Allen +Alanis Morissette +Alicia Keys +Amanda Marshall +Amy Stephens Group +Ani DiFranco +Ayumi Hamasaki +Bif Naked +Bjork +BoA +Christina Aguilera +Ciara +Corinne Bailey Rae +Cyndi Lauper +Danity Kane +Dar Williams +Deb Talan +Dido +Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians +Emilie Autumn +Enya +Eurythmics +Enya +Evanescence +Fiona Apple +Heart +Hungry Lucy +Ingrin Michaelson +Jack Off Jill +Jewel +Joan Jettt and the Blackhearts +Joan Osborne +Joydrop +Katrina and the Waves +Kelly Osbourne +Lacuna Coil +Lesbian Bed Death +Lisa Loeb +Lita Ford +Liz Phair +Macy Gray +Mariah Carey +Martina McBride +Me'Shell Ndegeocello +Melissa Etheridge +Meredith Brooks +Metric +My Ruin +Mya +Nelly F

~*~ A Letter From A Civilian Wife To A Military Wife ~*~
Im reposting this for two reasons. #1 I think the message is extremely powerful, and #2, when I read it, I cried. Im still crying just a little bit. One of my dearest CT friends is a military wife, and I immediately thought of her. So, MJ, this is for you: Dear Military Wife, I am an American woman that has no idea what is going on in the military other than what I hear on the news. I have never had to let go of someone so that they could go fight for people that they didn't know, people that sometimes do not appreciate or understand what they are fighting for. I have never had a sleepless night of worry because of a report that another bomb has exploded and I still haven't heard from my husband. I have never had to wait for months on end to hold the one that I loved so. I have never had to tell my children that daddy wasn't coming home tonight because he was so far away fighting for something that they aren't yet old enough to understand. I have never had to hold my head

Masturbating Your Man....this Is For The Ladies..
What with all those years practising, he probably thinks he's got hand jobs cut and dried. You're about to convince him differently! Try these best masturbation techniques on him, and he'll discover the true meaning of the term 'hand-job heaven'. Before this, heaven was just a word. From behind A great way of getting to grips with his penis is to approach it from the same angle he does. Kneel behind him and reach around. Exert a fair amount of pressure - men tend to like it reasonably hard - and hold him with confidence to reassure him you know and enjoy what you're doing. Press your breasts against his back as you masturbate him. Ask him to put his hand around yours and masturbate himself as he normally would. Different folks like different strokes. This way, you get to see what he likes. Up above, down below For a relaxed approach, on your part, lie on your back with your partner kneeling over you. You grip his penis in both hands, while he thrusts into them. Try

Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband

Can You Love This Deep?
LOVE IS PATIENT;LOVE IS KIND. LOVE DOES NOT ENVINGS,Y;IS NOT BOASTFUL;IS NOT CONCEITED;DOES NOT ACT IMPROPERLY;IS NOT SELFISH;IS NOT PROVOKED;DOESNOT KEEP A RECORD OF RIGHTS OR WRONGS;FINDS NO JOY IN UNRIGHTEOUSNESS,BUT REJOICES IN THE TRUTH;BEARS ALL THINGS,BELIEVES ALL THINGS,HOPES ALL THINGS,ENDURES ALL THINGS. LOVE NEVER ENDS. WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I SPOKE LIKE A CHILD , I THOUGHT LIKE A CHILD, I REASONED LIKE A CHILD. WHEN I BECAME A MAN I PUT CHILISH THINGS AWAY. FOR NOW WE SEE INDISTINCTLY, AS IN A MIRROR, BUT THEN FACE TO FACE. NOW I KNOW IN PART, BUT THEN I WILL KNOW FULLY AS I AM FULLY KNOWN. NOW THESE THREE REMAIN: FAITH,HOPE, AND LOVE. BUT THE GREATEST OF THESE IS LOVE... WHO DO YOU LOVE?

A Boy And His Frog
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, an

Female Ejaculation.....
Make Her Squirm, Then Make Her Squirt: Female Ejaculation When it comes to turning a woman on, there's wet, and then there's wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We're talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don't let this gross you out, though; it's not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the "female prostate," or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys' semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral s

For The Ladies....
A husband and wife are having a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

Love Poem
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair, opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows how to answer "how big is my behind?" I pray this man's love has no discernable end, And that he will always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a sex starved deaf-mute with huge boobs who's father owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

Married 25 Years
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." But my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.

The Final Inspection
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears.

For Her Again....
True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, Nor can it be hidden where it truly does. Dont want you thinkin' any sad thoughts while we talk... XoXoXo..... BIG KISSES...lil' hugz....

Whats Nexts?
MONTEBELLO HIGH SCHOOL IN CALIFORNIA perhaps as a side note, everyone should also be aware that flying the colors upside down is the signal for distress and help is needed. SD You will not see this heart-stopping photo on the front page of the NY Times or on the lead story of the major news networks. The protestors put up the Mexican flag over the American flag flying upside down at Montebello High School in California. This stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest-worker/amnesty plan on the table in Washington . The image of the American flag subsumed to another and turned upside down on American soil is already spreading on Internet forums and via e-mail. Pass this along to every American citizen in your address books and to every representative in the state and federal government. If you choose to remain uninvolved, do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for left sinc

Sweet Tart Haiku
I keep reciting that haiku to myself I say it aloud walking through the house I hear it inside myself, daydreaming at the library. It's a different tart flavor on my lips, new with every recitation. In my car, it tastes like a Granny Smith apple. In my bed, it tastes like a blood orange. In my bathtub, reciting it to the cat while she takes her own bath it's like biting a ripe cherry tomato. In the bar watching the sunset, it tastes like pomegranate seeds, indelibly staining my fingers and mouth red. It's the one about a snow-dusted sparrow sitting on the church bell. In the night, when I start babbling haikus to you in tongues like a fundamentalist embraced by religious excitation, in the dark, you are the bell. I am the tongue of the bell ringing you from inside. In between the peals of the bell, the snow dusted sparrow flies in search of seeds.

Check Out My New Track Preview..what You Think??
AY MAYNE NEW SHIT COMING SOON PPLS...CHECK OUT THIS PREVIEW OF MY NIGGA DOUGH STACKS.. "" LET THE BEAST OUT "" SHITS FIRE..... THE TAKE OVER CONTINUES...... http://www.myspace.com/doughstackzhf WWW.MYSPACE.COM/YBEDOORDIE M-DOT A.K.A J.JENKINS. young bul ent & hoodfellas

Kind Of On The Mark!
You Are a Centaur In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.What Mythological Creature Are You?

If You Are An American, This Should Piss You Off....
SUBJECT: MONTEBELLO HIGH SCHOOL IN CALIFORNIA perhaps as a side note, everyone should also be aware that flying the colors upside down is the signal for distress and help is needed. SD You will not see this heart-stopping photo on the front page of the NY Times or on the lead story of the major news networks. The protestors put up the Mexican flag over the American flag flying upside down at Montebello High School in California. This stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest-worker/amnesty plan on the table in Washington . The image of the American flag subsumed to another and turned upside down on American soil is already spreading on Internet forums and via e-mail. Pass this along to every American citizen in your address books and to every representative in the state and federal government. If you choose to remain uninvolved, do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for

My New Cherry Tap Friend Needs Our Help
kindmale70@ CherryTAP Could everyone please go Fan him and Rate him, and become his friend, I've know this guy a long time, way back in my MSN days, he is a absolute SWEETIE, you all with just love him...

Joke
This man was on a flight to Canada. This gorgeous woman got on the plane with him, and sat down beside him. So he decided to pass the time and talk to her. "Are you going to Canada for a vacation ?" he asked. "No, she replied; "I'm actually going to the International Nympomaniacs Conference." "I am their guest speaker". "Well what would you find to talk about at one of these conferences", he asked. She replied, " well I have found out alot of interesting facts in my study." "For instance, people always assume that African American males are the most well hung, which in fact, it is the Native American indian. "And, people always assume that Italian men are the best lovers, when in fact, it is Jewish men that are the best lovers." "And I have found that Southern rednecks have the staying power and are able to last longer." She looks at him, and says, "What did you say your name was again?" He replies; "My name is Tonto Goldstein, but they call me Bu

Food
When you think of it, there are only two things people need. You got to have sex. You got to have food. That's it. You don't need clothing, shelter, or TV. Okay, maybe TV, but otherwise, it's sex and food. But for some reason, some people think sex is dirty. Maybe God said, "All right, you want to propagate, go ahead, but only late at night, with all the doors closed, man on top, once a week, that's it." But not only can you eat the charred decaying flesh of other major mammals, you can do it in broad daylight and invite all your friends to watch: "Hey, Chuck, why don't you come over on Sunday? We're going to kill a pig, cut him up, burn him, and eat him. Bring the kids, have a hell of a time." What if they had been switched around? What if, through a simple twist of fate, sex was clean but food was dirty? Our entire culture would change. Food would become a four-letter word. When people got angry at you, they'd yell out "Oh yeah? Well, food you. Suck

Memo
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the

Ok I Give Up.!!!!!..please Leave Comments Here
Ok after numerous letters to CT..no one will fix my BAr TAb...so Im gonna have to try it this way...should you leave photo rates...or stash rates on my page...can you pop here..and let me know..that way I can get back to you..cos at this stage..nothing is saving in my tab..only friend requests...and profile comments up the top... Thanks guys sorry about this..but its the only way I can return the favour.. Hugz...Molly xoxo PS I will check this everyday...so you should get rates returned with in the same day...thanks again xoxox

Nerves
I am starting to get a little nervous. I am getting married soon and my fiance is an absolutely wonderful man. My problem is that I have had a very sheltered life, and worry about if I am going to be able to please him. He definitely has a lot more experience than I do, and what experiences I have had have been with very closed minded individuals. Help! I want everything to be perfect with him because I love him so much and will do anything for him. I want to learn new things, but I'm not willing to cheat on him to learn them, and he will be back in the states soon. I will be seeing him in a month, so I don't have much time. Any suggestions out there?????

Best Pet On Ct Winners Are.......
Best Pet On CT Winners are....... 1st Place is...... Wins Sex on the Beach + Beer Keg! with 267 comments + 9 Rates = 1380 2nd Pet is...... Wins Fuzzy Navel + Beer Keg! with 129 comments + 7 Rates = 680 I want to thank everyone in the contest! Thanks Maria

I Just Love Rursery Nhymes... Hehehe
"Starkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't know who is me yet but the drunker I stand here the longer I get Just give me one more drink to fill me cup 'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up"

Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk
1.Innovative 2.preliminary 3.proliferation 4.cinmon Things that are vey difficult to say when drunk 1.specificity 2.Anticonstintlistically 3.Passive, aggressive disoder 4.transufstantiate Things that are downm right impossible to say when drunk 1.Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2.Nope, no more booze for me! 3.Sorry,butyour're not my type 4.Taco bell? no thanks,I'm not hungry 5.Good evening,Officer,I'sntlovely out tonight. 6.Oh,Icould'nt!no wants to hear me sing koraioke. 7I'm not intrestedin fighting you 8.Thank you , but i won't attempt to dance.I have no cordation,and I'd hate to look like a fool. 9.where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road I refuse to pee in this parking lot 10.I must be going now as i have tro work in the morning

Shut Up! Can You Hear Me Now?
I'm tired, I'm angry, I'm lonely - SHUT UP! You hurt me, I hate you, I love you - SHUT UP! I'm vulnerable, I'm scared, I need you - SHUT UP! I'm trying to tell you, please listen, hear me - SHUT UP! I'm here, I tried, I wanted to, I'm sorry - SHUT UP! You did this, you did that, you don't care - SHUT UP! It's too late, I can't take it, it's over, I'm out of here - WAIT WHAT?

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Well, Today is Thursday night; and I got paid today. My check wasn't as bad as it has been lately.. But, at the same time it wasn't the best check that I've had either. I really would like more hours.. I just can't see that happening. I wish I wouldn't have all ready gotten 3 write ups, and proven that im psycho there becasue then I could possibly apply for management. I think that would be freaking sweet! Right? Anyways, I don't know what im doing tonight yet, I don't work until 4pm tommorow, so I can party if I want to. I think im going to either get some bud tonight, or get some alcohol.. Or just go buy some clothes. I want to PARTY though! Im waiting on LaTisha to call and let me know what's going on.. She'll probablly blow me off- or make up some fucking excuses! Anyways.. Im out- I got to go smoke a cigarette! Peace out bitches..

I Am Undamaged
I am undamaged and I am a fighter When you think you have beat me, I will fight harder I will cry and I will hurt but, it will only fuel the fire You will see who I really am on my darkest day I am undamaged and I am a fighter You think I will regret and that I will cower That you are my last chance at beginning You were only a chapter, barely worth mentioning I will always love, I will always fight, it's who I am It's in my viens, it's how I live, you will not break me I am undamaged, I am a fighter..you will not defeat me

Blind Faith
Blind faith Is such a waste Holding on to thin air Running in place and going now where In desperation you believe In aggravation, crying when you get deceived There is what we want and then what we need Sacrificing one for the other just to bend reality Fight against the grain in the name of love Believing your love will be enough Something’s are out of our control Is it really worth losing your soul So for now I will sit and wait As you gain false hope in blind faith

One Night..
In the night we are tangled up in the sheets Twisting, turning, touching, kissing.... Breath and bodies hot, sweating through Promises made, lies told, hearts mended, hearts broken Giving our souls, our dreams, our bodies willingly It can go either way, hoping for the dream to be realized She, he say catch me if you can, then let me free Stay or leave don't ride the fence, don't disgrace this night Twisting, turning, touching, feeling, kissing.........

Second Best
Why do you settle for second best Instead of what you deserve, you accept something less Do you have any sense of self-worth You're just setting yourself up to get hurt I only have your best interests at heart Please, before this goes to far You can do better than me, but why do worse I know I’m even less then you deserve I know I'm blessed to even know you And I will accept whatever you decide to do But agreeing and accepting are not one and the same He is playing with your heart, but this isn't a game See I want to love you with my last breathe Because I for one won't settle for second best

Sex With Me
IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked y

Now That Your Gone!
Its amazing how you walked right into my life, Without even a thought that you'd be my wife Try to tell myself your to good for me, You loving me i thought never could be The love from you girl i just could not Imaging, In my perfect world I just could not fathum A diamond like you could be into a rock like me But now that your gone girl I feel so empty All night long i lay here holding my pillow tight If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right Id give up my sight, to let you know I care Give up my legs, and my last breath of air JW

City Bitches Vs Country Bitches
A city bitch will take you where you need to go. *A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas! A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it ain't worth it. *A country bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "nobody better jump in". A city bitch will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up or get knocked the f*** out. *A country bitch will just knock her out!!! A city bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A country bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get f-Ed up! A city bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A country bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these city bitches how to party. A city bitch wonders who your new man is. *A country bitch knows his first & last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what Kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A city bitch thinks the friendship i

You Are / I Am
You are my desert, I am your rain I am your pleasure, you are my pain You drive me crazy, I make you sane You are my humility, I am your vain I life you up, you bring me down I am your smile, you are my frown You are my ringleader, I am your clown You are my silence, I am your sound Some how I wish I could get you to see That what you call love is slowly killing me - Eric Parks Copyright 2007

Carole Lee Rebecca Banks
i am so lucky to have you in my life love . they say that everyone has another half to ther sole out ther some were . well in you i think ive found it love , you say you dont think your beautiful but how can that be love . when to me even a rose bows to your beauty , well i guess those three simple werds are so very true . I LOVE YOU with all my heart and sole love muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and a hug from my heart love .

My First Contest ( Please Repost )
im in my very first contest thanx to gothic rose who rocks big time...and i need help in this contest...i help everyone out when and where i can ... so its time for me to call in the markers....so come on and help me out ...ty Knight here is the link

You Are/i Am
You are my desert, I am your rain I am your pleasure, you are my pain You drive me crazy, I make you sane You are my humility, I am your vain I life you up, you bring me down I am your smile, you are my frown You are my ringleader, I am your clown You are my silence, I am your sound Some how I wish I could get you to see That what you call love is slowly killing me

From Heartache To Heart Break
My world comes crashing to the ground I build it back Just to bring it down Confusion is setting in And my mind starts to spin Colors start to fade And the world turns to black Voices I can’t understand And Faces I can’t recall Memories that aren’t mine Dreams surrounding me Feelings over whelming me Its not done I just have to go I"ll finish it later...... (Yea so I know I can't write worth a damn but if you don't like it don't read it lol)

Carbon Copy
A carbon copy True lack of originality You dare to be the same But that just makes you plain You've lost all sense of self And you wonder why you live in Hell Do you even know who you are Or have you taken this charade to far So lost in the character you play You've thrown everything you are away Is this how you define happy Living your life as a carbon copy

Computer Dependency
Subject: Computer Dependency >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Computer Dependency >>> >>> This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers. Are you male or female? To find out the answer, look down... >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>>. >>> >>> >>> >>> LOOK down, not scroll down, dummy.

Different Curcumstances
Under different circumstances We wouldn’t be having this conversation Under different circumstances You wouldn’t have all this aggravation Under different circumstances There wouldn’t be tears flowing Under different circumstances Only that bright smile would be showing Under different circumstances You would be with me instead of him But these aren’t different circumstances And the cycle starts all over again Moments like this make me wish for Different circumstances

My 6th Lesson In Driving
Tomorrow is my last driving lesson. I also improved on what i did wrong the other day. i am doing better. I just need to slow down at the corners and inch close enough to see around. If nothing is coming turn...look once then twice then again and go. I have to do this in a state of silence. No instruction. So tomorrow I hope she will talk less and not put her hand on the wheel. I will become accustomed to her not being there. So i have to pretend like her voice is in my head but that voice is my own (or some otehr voice i use to be her voice....perhaps James Earl Jones hehe smile ) So tomorrow I do my lesson and Saturday I get my license. I probably won't go anywhere until the week after next week...in any case I will be ready to leave the city and meet people. For now...a snack...but first I must go to thte store to get pickles (kosher...perhaps NY Kosher Dill)

Anticipation
Anticipation Lost in thoughts of you I wait patiently on the bed Legs crossed sitting on the edge The cool air drifts across my skin Shivering slightly I wrap my arms around myself Pulling myself into a smaller ball Eyes staring at the door Almost willing you to enter that moment The anticipation of having you near is driving me wild The thoughts I have in my mind are corrupt with desire Fingernails scrape up and down my legs lightly while I wait Leaving no trace but the touch drives me Anticipation of the thought of your hands where my are The shivers of cold are replaced with the shivers of sexual desire Created by SF

Walking Away
Walking Away You walked into my life and the sky did not fall Did you honestly expect me to drop what I was doing to follow you? How could you expect me to change to conform to what you liked? Am I not my own individual my own self to learn and grow? You say you loved me at first glance Yet how could you be so sure Time we spent together was rare My life was not yours and I will not conform to what you want If I leave you will die you tell me If I stay I am untrue to my soul Should I whither and die because you don’t want me to go? Compassion and friendship are what I offer What you want I cannot and will not offer Rejected it sits waiting for the day understanding comes along Walking away you see it all as it was as it was meant to be Created by SF

Solider
Solider Standing in the light armor reflecting you seem to be a knight Come to slay the dragon in the fight No sword in hand only your wits and a tough command Men and women follow you decisions with precision and care Lives will be lost in the battle that follows But each and every one knew the choice And made the decision to be a solider Flags wave and people cry Reflection of what was and what will be shine in your eyes Children play, people wed and time goes bye All because of who you are People complain and moan about the weather Never realizing how much they owe to the solider In our past, present and future time Mourning and dark colors splay across the grass Another solider has come home to rest Not in loving arms or to see another’s smile Bagpipes play a soulful song in the background Whispers, tears and sad smiles grace the day They were a solider until the end Created by SF

Signs Your Spouse Is Having An Affair
Signs your spouse is having an affair by computer: 1. Lately she/he sits at the computer naked. 2. After signing off, she/he always has a cigarette. 3. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 4. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 5. She's/He's gotten amazingly good at typing one handed. 6. She/He makes sarcastic remarks about your "software". 7. Lipstick/Chapstick on the mouse. 8. During sex she/he screams "A-colon backslash enter insert!" 9. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties/boxers. 10.The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's/gal's behind

Fw: How To Call The Police When You're Old
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' reside

Car Accident
Just wanted you all to know I was in an accident this afternoon. Nothing really serious but I took my eyes off the road for a second and rear-ended a car. We pulled over and got out and the other driver was a DWARF!! He was pissed! He stomped back to me, looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!" I said, "Okay, then, which one are you?"

If You Wanna Stay In My Friends List Come Add My Husband
If you wanna stay in my friends list add my husband too please I'm happily married and wanna stay that way rufnekraiders property of babyjessraiders Club F.A.R@ CherryTAP

Hate Them
OK so yeah people have been stealing my pictures and uploading em as their own its really freakin annoying..... so if you can look out for this person that has my pictures from Australia and a name similar to mine and send me the link that would be greatttt!! THANKKS

Hillbilly
it's a hillybilly thing 3 hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin the breeze. 1st. Hillbilly "My wife is so stupid!...She bought an air conditioner." 2nd. Hillbilly "Why is that stupid?" 1st. Hillbilly "We ain't got no lectricity." 2nd. Hillbilly "That's nothin, my wife is so stupid, she bought one of the new fangled warshin machines!" 1st. Hillbilly "Why is that so stupid?" 2nd. Hillbilly "Cause we ain't got no plummin!" 3rd. Hillbilly "That ain't nothin! My wife is dumber that both yer wives put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st. Hillbilly "What's so dumb ab

Now Hiring @ The New And Improved Static's Klub X-treme
STATIC'S KLUB X-TREMENOW HIRING We are now hiring and looking for realy good djs that wish to stay and make something of there tallent!!!!! Need to know music and have mic so you can also talk live on air!!!! Need to be able to keep schedual and be on time!!! Part time and full time openings are available!!!! See the list bellow to know what times are open!!!!Monday - Friday6 am - 10 amMonday - Friday10 am - 2 pmMonday - Friday2 pm - 5 pmPLEASE CONTACTManagerMixMastermcStormStatic's KLUB X-TremeMixMasterMcStorm@klubhouse.us

Funny....
Have you noticed how many people make it a point to state that their lounge or profile is to be viewed only by people 18 and over? The site requires that by signing up with CherryTap that you are indeed 18 and older freeing them from any legal responsibility that they may have had. This being said, if the site can't stop it, what makes them think stating it on their lounge will make a damn bit of difference? Thursday humor.