In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.
In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
Only in America... It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn't counted on was the fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better."
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 meters in length.
Most lipstick contains fish scales!
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland
because he doesn't wear pants.
Most Americans' car horns beep in the key of F.
The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off... thus the saying.
