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Laughter And Smiles Part 5
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. ~Lord Byron Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it’s the best ending for one. ~Oscar Wilde One of the best things you can have up your sleeve is a funny bone. ~Anonymous The sound of laughter is like the vaulted dome of a temple of happiness. ~Milan Kundera Carry laughter with you wherever you go. ~Hugh Sidey The best blush to use is laughter: It puts roses in your cheeks and in your soul. ~Linda Knight Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~Mark Twain It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile. ~Anonymous Happiness is a direction, not a place. ~Sydney J. Harris

Love
Love is raire,Life is strange,Nothing last,And people Change! Why does love hurt so bad? He tells you he loves you then he just up and leaves you?Like nothing. Lies.... Why'd you have to say them? Why'd you have to lie? First you said you loved me, then you said good-bye. How come no matter what someone says,and how bad they hurt you,when you love them you can never leave them for good!?! No matter what they do,it seems like love is so strong you always find away to forgive them.If they lie cheat or anything like that you can never let go of them and give the love up.Even the girls who get beat,they always make excuses for there loved ones and always blame themselves and never leave.Why is that?

Laughter And Smiles Part 4
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy. ~Thomas Carlyle That is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny. ~Gloria Vanderbilt Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. ~Janet Lane Laughter is the language of the soul. ~Pablo Neruda Laughter is the closest distance between two people. ~Victor Borge Peace begins with a smile. ~Mother Teresa The best things in life are silly. ~Scott Adams She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. ~Gail Parent

Someone Special
there is someone special in my life he is always there for me no matter what i can cry on his sholder he always listens to me and never calls me dumb he tells me that my dreams will come true and i love him with all my heart he says he has a crush on me well.. hes my one and only and i cant think of anyone else i would want in my life he is the first person i think of when i wake in the morning and the last person i think of at night.

Laughter And Smiles Part 3
Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart. ~Anthony J D’Angelo If you see a friend without a smile, give him one of yours. ~Proverb Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: All of them make me laugh. ~W.H. Auden Let there be more joy and laughter in your living. ~Eileen Caddy Laughter is the musical workout of the soul. ~Gerry Hopman We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. ~Will Rogers Nothing is more silly than silly laughter. ~Catullus Laughter is the sun that drives the winter from the human face. ~Victor Hugo Joy is not in things, it is in us. ~Benjamin Franklin

To All My Soldier Boys
Everyday it seems I catch an earfull of the news about how many more soliders killed in Iraq....Most of my friends are military so its real hard to hear this since many of "my boys" are over there. It's sad how many people have forgotten what these boys have to do and go through.... they are just doing their damn job... its sad when fort lewis now has to group all the guys that pass in a month togethers ceramonies to save money......come on now.. thats my rant for now. My heart misses 'my boys' my friends who have been MY ROCK while having to deal with shit over in the big sandbox. I dunno how they do it. So next time you hear about the toll of dead in Iraq maybe just stop for a minute in your busy day to honor them. No matter if you believe in the war or not they are doing their job just like everyone else. I hope one day when I hear the names of the passed that I don't know them, but I still feel for the ones I don't Rest in Peace and thank you. Patticakes out

Laughter And Smiles Part 2
You cannot always have happiness, but you can always give happiness. ~Anonymous Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. ~Josh Billings~ Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ~Elsa Maxwell~ A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. ~William Arthur Ward~ Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. ~Mother Teresa And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. ~Kahlil Gibran A smile starts on the lips, a grin spreads to the eyes, a chuckle come from the belly; but a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and then bubbles all around. ~Carolyn Birmingham Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us. ~Orison Swett Marden Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berke

If Bud Abbott And Lou Costellowere Alive Today...
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" ,just may have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO:Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No.

Life Without You. First Writing Ever
-:-Life Without You-:- She couldn't stand the silence, She couldn't stand the tears , She couldn't stand her life , After only fourteen years. He was her entire world, She gave him all she possessed, He did the same in return, They were thought to be obsessed. Their love couldn't be reached, Couldn't be touched by any other, From two they become one, They made each other whole. They filled each others voids, They fill each others souls. Everything was perfect, Everything was great, Til one damning day , They were told they'd have to wait. Her parents were moving her to a distant place, They'd be torn apart, Couldn't see each others face. They swore they'd make it work, Vowed to stay together, Didn't care about the distance, They'd be together forever. She gave it all she had , She did her very best, But he still slipped away, He didn't pass the test. While she was thinking of him, He had found

Redneck Pick Up Lines
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and..

Wtc Air Is Clean? My Fucking Ass
She died of WTC poison Coating of dust doomed S.I. mom who is ruled new victim of 9/11 BY GREG B. SMITH and TRACY CONNOR DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Felicia Dunn Jones, shown here in a 1991 photo with her family, has been declared the 2,750th victim of the World Trade Center bombing. A woman who was enveloped in toxic dust from the World Trade Center on 9/11 was declared the 2,750th victim of the terror attack yesterday - after the city medical examiner did an about-face and linked the noxious plume to her illness. The reversal means Felicia Dunn-Jones, a civil rights attorney from Staten Island who died five months after 9/11, will be recognized at the World Trade Center Memorial. It also opens the door for the families of others who fell mortally ill after contact with Ground Zero dust to demand they be included on the list of victims and at the memorial. "I would hope they would review all the police who got sick, including my son, and put their names on the mem

Also, Besides That, What May Be Causing That Other Item
the buzz, I mean... all that alcohol people are buying for you- you may want to get rid of some, at a guess. I'm going to do so... or if someone could buy some espresso to balance it, that might work too. :) But trying the first first. Hopefully that'll reduce the pottedness.

And You Turds Think He Is A Good Canidate To Run This Country?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/06/23/2007-06-23_christie_blasts_rudy_on_wtc_air-1.html Christie blasts Rudy on WTC air BY ADAM NICHOLS DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Saturday, June 23rd 2007, 10:25 AM In an upcoming interview with WNBC-TV, former head of the EPA Christie Whitman says former Mayor Rudy Giuliani blocked her efforts to force WTC workers to wear respirators. Former Environmental Protection Agency boss Christie Whitman says she urged Ground Zero workers to wear respirators, but then-Mayor Rudy Giuliani blocked her efforts. She also said city officials didn't want EPA workers wearing haz-mat suits because they "didn't want this image of a city falling apart." In an interview scheduled to run the day before Whitman testifies in front of Congress on Monday, she told WNBC-TV she warned the city of the risks almost every day. And she said she believes illnesses killing first responders can be blamed on the city's lack of action. "I'm n

Your Lil Secrets
Here a lil test I found on someonelse's Blog,,,try it and maybe you'll find a lil about yourself. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN... AND LEAVE NO QUESTION UNANSWERED!!! DON'T BE SCARED!!..LOL 1.)Do you kiss in public? 2.)Do you fart in public?...is it loud or do you keep it to yourself? 3.)Do you pick your nose?...in public?...taste it? 4.)Do you hold hands in public? 5.)Sex in public? 6.)Would you date outside your race? 7.)Would you ever date anybody younger or older than you? 8.)How much younger/older? 9.)Are you attracted to the same sex? 10.)Do you smoke? 11.)Do you drink? 12.)What's the longest you ever went without sex? 13.)What makes a person sexy? 14.)1-10 rate yourself? 15.)Does size matter? 16.)What's your fantasy? 17.)What's your favorite position? 18.)What do you prefer(total honesty) Bareback or Condom. 19.)Do you kiss during sex? 20.)How far are you willing to go to live out your mate's fantasy? 21.)Should a fa

Squatters In The Rain
Today a thought of you stirred, in a moment weak A breach, in a wasted dream by the watching guard A battle lost to keep afar, names to never speak An image soft, and clean, still lancing like a shard In wisps of air, before the bla’guard leak could pass I saw a form designed, to pulse in hope’s embrace Therein lay the trapping part, profile perfect cast Nor love, nor tears bespoiled, the beauty of that face And somewhere deep within, this maiden slightly poised Hides a hell for one, fulgent, waiting to be tapped The wiser world screams by, in pursuit of their toys While fools with broken hearts, are born of dreamers rapt And those of us who curse, the gods that fickled thee In truth are blessed, with moments deep, profound No chance could we forsake, the hallowed memory Love should live unshackled, unfettered, and unbound Though this thought upsets, the smooth ripple of time And spares not the tart taste, of one’s best declined Solace here abides,

I Scored As Earth
You scored as Earth, You are the element Earth. You have strength that can daze the people around you. But watch out - when your in one of thoses moods you tend to let people know about it! But your kindness and beauty is all around, and thats what people like about you.Earth80% Water65% Fire55% Air50% Are You Earth, Fire, Water Or Air?created with QuizFarm.com

My Survery 100 Questions..lol
1.What time is it?: 11:00 Am Your name spelled backwards:TULS!!!!!!!! 2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Melissa Lyn 3. Nicknames: P. I. M. P. Sweet Melissa, Missy, Mel, Melly, Superflychick, Miss Missy, Messy Missy, Spoiled Brat,Crazy, Cool, Sexy, Heidi's Slut, Hoochie, Bitch, FREAK, # 1 Tease, Honey, Babe, Cutie, Sweetheart and Stupid Gurl 2 U 4. Parents' names: Robert and Karen 4.a Where were your parents born? Mom=Jerseyville,Il. Dad=Vandalia,Il. 5. Age: 32 6. Birthday: January, 4th 1972 7. What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn 8. Pets: Awww Sampson I miss you! = ( 9. Height: 5'4" 9a. Weight: 198 10. Eye color: baby blues 11. Hair color: brunette 12. Piercing: 2 holes in each ear 13. Tattoos: yes, brokenheart 14. Favorite color? pink! 15. Birthplace: Alton, Il. 16. Current residence: Granite City, Il. 17. Habits: Doing anything I'm told not to do 17a. Obsessions: Glowsticks & Speeding Tickets! = )~ 18. Been to Europe: I WISH

In The Dark I Song
Should I have light? The light of night beyond the sun Or with this coin take flight A flight by night to see the one If this fare I pay I pay the way of worldly men or poor For in your arms my heart is fey And fey I’ll stay your pow’r loved the more Though quick the hours go I go to know this worthy one Love taketh all and any blow ‘Cept blow of woe when love is done For in the dark I song A song of wrong and lust anew Make short these nights so lonely long I long “Be gone!” this want of you

My Thank You To Everyone
I'm greatful for all the love that each and everyone has given to me. You all have went above and beyond what I ever even dreamed of. I hope to be able to return all the love in the near future to you. Thank you to all my new friends for Fanning, Adding, and rating me. I'm returning the love as quickly as I can. To my Family and Friends thank you for continuing to always show love.You all are awesome!!!! Thank you to everyone for reposting bulletins to help me. I love Cherry Tap and there are a lot of wonderful people on here. Have a great weekend..Much Love and Respect to all...BooBoo:) Special Thanks to I Love Sporks for my pimpout. Please stop by and show her some love. href="http://cherrytap.com/user.php?u=158234&friend=158234" target=_blank>I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend- @ CherryTAP

If You But Say
I would that life were as we’d never met That I knew not the scent of you And everything of every way Of each move and every breath In blissful dark and ignorance lay Before the now I cannot forget I would that love had passed on by And not stayed to comfort woe That I should see, instead of thee Another’s face without regret But I live now in love to be She upon whom your golden sun you set I would you loved with love the purest quill Your love for me a perfect score And longing for you, as I, as lovers do Would start each parting of each day Then golden hues would return me you The sun would never set if you but say

Never Choke In A Southern Restaurant.
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."

First Ct Blog
not sure exactly what all goes into one of these, but figured i'd been on ct for a few months now, might as well try it. i'm still working on figuring out what the crush thing is, and guessing nobody has a crush on me as it doesn't say on my homepage anywhere's. and what is up with all the "ct wife of" and "member of the club"? how do i join these clubs and get crushes and stuff? don't worry, i'll work on more pics and getting better at the blog thing.

~my Wings~
This is my way of asking for help..if you or anyone that you know loves art..drawing..I need you!Below is the wings of an angel that belonged to my mother..sad to say my children broke it..I want a tattoo honoring my mother..and for years I have looked for just the perfect set of wings..while in bed..I thought of this pair of wings..now I am asking everyone that i know if they can draw them for me..NOW I am asking my CT family..I know you will not let me down~hugs~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this is a MUMM..that i posted months ago..wanted to share it with you again... OK my friends..I am having a little issue!You see I want a tattoo.BUT..not just any one will do!I have been on a hunt for a PERFECT pair of angel wings.YET nothing is what I REALLY want.You see this will be done in honor of my MOTHER..I want wings on my foot in memory of her..she spent the last year of her life in pain..not able to really walk..So my QUESTION to you..should I settle for any old

~how Am I About Sex,,,,,?~
You scored as Passionate/wet, You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Passionate/wet 100% Exciting/Exotic 100% Hot/hard 100% Shy/Sweet 45% Awkward/New 45% Soft/slow 10% How are you about sex? (with pics) created with QuizFarm.com

Ten Thousand Strides
I often shake along my ocean’s sea-walled shore A lonesome pull if truth be told, though not the least Of all measures known to man, this pleases me the more Only love compares the joy, when loose I let this beast With stretch and stride I breach the ancient Trades each mile I feel the muscles boast, what easy strength they gain The waves and I roll forth, what e’er above may while And love and loss are swift forgot, along the crashing main Choose one breath each day, and count its play in any life Or life instead could pray, each ragged breath would come Knows the mind for sure, in bloody flight from strife How clears the heart so well, ten thousand strides and some

Desperate Moments Apart
Five days from me you have now been gone And life itself tarries through a night of sightless dawn I think of you on some beach of blueing waves, And cries my heart for you, and for you each moment craves Even had I known such love would cause such pain Still would your gentle soul over my kingdom reign But now as each step you take is worshipped by the ground (Oh blessed indeed is such earth to cradle your being sound) I wait here in empty space, each silent desperate morn A pining death this dying, this dearth of love doth warn For never before or will there ever be again, A heart that beats for you like this one beats among men. ...... far from the one love....

To My Ct Hubby
Dearest Duane...Thank you for being you.. I give to you this precious gift For I have naught but this to give, A rose I hold in simple hands, To signify my love within So hard it was to choose just one For many held the beauty of you, Reflected in their crimson tones And basking in their rosy hues But oh, how one, it caught my eye Ablaze with color, apart from rest Reduced me to a breathless sigh And lured me with its lovely scent So this I chose, a single rose, Its tender petals silken smooth, And with it give this fragile heart And with it ... give my love to you XOXXO Jenna 4 Ever

A Poem To Explain
When life surrounds with joy or sudden succumbs to pain, And speech deserts, like a desert deprived the rain When all about for insight, you turn and seek in vain Stay a moment quiet, write a poem to explain When broken life would linger on, sorrowing awhile And time itself must needs, crawl each miserable mile When way be hopeless lost, or man becometh the child A poem immortal write, one moment the world beguile When love so binds the simple thoughts you wordless feel Within your breast it hides, perfect rhymes to make them real And glances slow suffice, what should from belfries peal Write a poem now, less chance be gone, her heart to steal.

The Order Of Things
There exists a melancholia about the pattern, at first all surface and mesmerizing foyers that welcome everything but scrutiny, then, like finding the faces in a drawing, once exposed, and understood, you no longer see the individual, just the repetition of words and thoughts, a lion pacing it's cage, still roaring as if it mattered.

Utterences From Below
she delights in His pleasure blissful in the knowledge that she's the key to unlocking His dark desires He takes her to tangled up places, back alleys in her psyche, roads ordinary men dare not travel places she fears and He revels in only in His arms is she's free safe. understood. every inch of her content She sits before Him at His feet at His bidding head lowered eager to please Him and be completed by Him.

11 Things I Really Hate What Woman Say
1. oh iam very hounest then you find them in a lie. 2. oh i want someone that is hounest then when you are they cant stand it. 3. oh we can be friends. 4. oh iam not like all woman then you find them to be like all the rest. 5. oh can you buy me this and dont stop asking for things like gold diggers are. 6. oh iam not cheating on you then you find them in bed with someone else. 7. i really hate when they say i love you and dont mean it like its a word to be toss around. 8. i really hate when someone filrts with you becuse you never no if they like you or not then you get hurt in the end. 9. i really hate when you want to meet up they alwasy make up something. 10. and this is the very woser of all any woman can say and do is i still love my bf even tho he treats me like shit hits me talk down to me takes my money cheats on me. 11. i really hate when they do find someone nice and sweet and that well do them right they dont want that guy but they do want the one that beats them

Pictures
pictures sent over the airwaves via cellphones bridge the distance till you are back home work is put aside for a bit love takes a ride for a bit comments back and forth ignite the heat make me call your name yours is always the same MORE finally i ask "is that your favorite word?" "when it comes to you" smart man here comes more pictures sent over the airwaves imagine what the early inventors would have thought if they could only see the pictures sent over the airwaves to you from me

Some Of My Fav. Quotes
Sometimes we live life in no particular way, but our own." The Greatful Dead "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." Dr. Suess "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." Robert Frost "I am insane and you are my insanity." "James Cole" from "12 Monkeys" "I'll make you famous!" "William H. Bonney" from "Young Guns II ""A big bear hug, and I'm ready to face the day! Better take two, it's Monday." "Garfield" comic, January 13, 1997 "... life is sometimes life and sometimes only a drama..." "Margaret Schlegel" from "Howards End" "It's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.'" "Mrs. White" from "Clue" Husbands should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.'" "Mrs. White" from "Clue" "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know whatcha you gonna get " "Tom Hanks" from "Forest Gump" "The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and fri

Kelly Clarkson
When I was in Los Angeles, I met someone at the internet cafe (C&C on La Brea and Sunset). I don't remember her name anymore, but it keeps running through my head, was that Kelly Clarkson? I don't know. I thought she was cute, and kinda dressed casually, and you know how I go for that, cute and casual. well, so anyway I initiated a conversation with her. She showed me her website with her music on it and stuff. She said she was in Los Angeles for big things, I don't remember specifically what. It was a long time ago and I didn't have a blog back then. Not that I'm a bloghead. But lately I kept wondering if it was Kelly Clarkson or if I'm just projecting Kelly into this experience because I can't remember the other girl's name. *Shrug* I love Kelly's album. What brought this subject on, you ask? Well, I can't find my friend Sariah Bishop on myspace today. She was another musician I met at the same cafe. I had a lot of great times in that place, some not so good. Some very amus

What Is Y/your Ultimate Sexual Fantasy?
You scored as threesome, your fantasy is a threesome. you would like to feel the best of both worlds during sex and you wouldn't mind your man having two women(as long as it's just for sex) threesome90% lesbian75% anal70% whips and chains60% romantic55% no fantasy10% what is your ultimate sexual fantasy? (for my ladies only)created with QuizFarm.com

All Men Are Liars
The lies that men tell..lol 1. I Love You 2. I dont have a Girlfriend 3. I have a car, but its in the shop. 4. She kissed me 5. My Grandma died...I have to cancel 6. Da condom didnt break 7. I was at a friends house 8. I wont tell anyone 9. I dont have kids 10. I was working late 11. Your the only one im having sex with 12. I dont live with my parents. 13. Thats my cousin 14. It will only hurt for a minute 15. I will pull out...I promise 16. Its not my kid..It looks nothin like me 17. Baby...I'm Sterile 18. Ill only stick the head in. 19. I have a Job. 20. I was Drunk. 21. I was really High. 22. I thought we broke up. 23. I think I should see other people. 24. Its not you...Its me. 25. I have my own business. 26. My dad owns this club/bar. 27. I came from a wealthly family. 28. Were just "friends" 29. I had a great time tonight...Ill call you! 30. Wanna come over for some coffee? Coffee = Sex 31. Its just a rash. 32. I wo

Your Love You Hide
You turn my heart away, cold has won this fight Love is greatly not enough to warm this night Search no more will I, for love in your embrace A weariness there invades, passion’s sacred place Sad am I your breast beats not with heavier blows Nor skips, nor leaps, nor sighs, nor heaves with trembling flows Once pulsing floods of hope, now waste in decline As all that was of love to duties now incline All of care has gone, and you your love you hide Perhaps now you love less, since last your love had died

Everything Happens For A Reason
Everything Happens Sometimes people come into our life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some purpose, teach you a lesson, or try to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be (possibly your roomate, neighbor,professor, long lost friend, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful and unfair at first, but in reflection you will find that without overcoming those obsticles, you would never realize your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happends for a reason. nothing happens by chance, or by means of good luck, illness, injury, love, lost of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be safe and comfortab

Gov Struggles To Cope With Over 800 Wounded Soldiers
More than 800 of them have lost an arm, a leg, fingers or toes. More than 100 are blind. Dozens need tubes and machines to keep them alive. Hundreds are disfigured by burns, and thousands have brain injuries and mangled minds. These are America's war wounded, a toll that has received less attention than the 3,500 troops killed in Iraq. Depending on how you count them, they number between 35,000 and 53,000. More of them are coming home, with injuries of a scope and magnitude the government did not predict and is now struggling to treat. "If we left Iraq tomorrow, we would have the legacy of all these people for many years to come," said Dr. Jeffrey Drazen, editor-in-chief of the New England Journal of Medicine and an adviser to the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs. "The military simply wasn't prepared for its own success" at keeping severely wounded soldiers alive, he said. Survival rates today are even higher than the record levels set early in the war, thanks

Hey Everyone, Wanna Help
i entered a contest for cat vs. dog that ends monday, i havent been able to comment bomb it myself of ask anyone for help cause a storm we had a few night ago knocked out my cable and internet until today, if u wanna help me out on it the pic link is below, i really appreciate it

I Cant Stand A Liar
Compulsive lying is called 'pseudologia fantastica'. It comes from many different sources. Most specifically, as you've guessed, is a lack of self-esteem, driven by an underlying depression. Sometimes it is driven by a personality disorder. At the very least it is a characterological disturbance. At the worst, it is a sign of sociopathology.

Application To Date Me!!
Application for permission to date ME This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. Name ___________________ Date of birth ___________ 2. Height __________ Weight _________ I.Q _________ G. P. A _______ 3. Social Security # ___________ Drivers License # _____________ 4. Boy Scout Rank __________________ 5. Home Address _________________ City/State ______________ Zip _____________ 6. Do you have one Male and one Female parent? ______ if not, Explain __________________ 7. Number of years your parents have been married ____________ 8. Do you own a van _____ A truck with oversized tires______ A waterbed _______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring ______ A tattoo ______ (if "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises.) 9. In 50 words or less,

Pay It Forward?
You looked in my eyes Couldn’t be more bonded That’s what you said I put my trust in you Opened my life to you Believed what you said With your eyes, your Arms and your voice You shoved me away But when I tried to go You held tight to the rope Connected to my heart Guess you weren’t done Showing me just how Unimportant I am How little you care You got the knife in Now twist it My dear friend I held you in my arms Betrayal so bitter And still I feel you Tell me, whose past Cruelty am I paying for?

Talk To People If I Get On When I Get Back From Vatcion
ok my friends family and fans i'm leaving for 2 weeks....who birthday is in thoughs 2 weeks will get them when i get back home on the 14th of july..i will have pics up and i'm will try to get everyone comments when i get back and i will have fun and let everyone know that i'm back and talk to everyone that leave me messages and a shout.....i will miss talking to everyone when i leave

The Leatherback
I sat upon a beach, eyes soft across the lee And thought my life the same, a sameness as the sea Where every wave at last, its highest height achieves Before its breaking heart, a final fall receives And as I sat alone, and pondered what might be A leatherback broke through, the green and gleaming sea Perhaps to ask why I, would block her gentle climb Or just to witness me, record in turtle time The instant heartaches die, or once again begin When you before me walked, what heaven wrought of sin

What Each Zodiac Sign Says After Sex...
WHAT EACH ZODIAC SIGN SAYS AFTER SEX... ************************************************* ARIES: Ok lets do that again. TAURUS: I` m hungry. GEMINI: Have you seen the t v remote? CANCER: When are we getting married? LEO: Wasn`t I fantastic! VIRGO: I need to wash the sheets. LIBRA: I liked it if you liked it. SCORPIO: Perhaps I should untie you. SAGITTARIUS: Dont call me, Ill call you. CAPRICORN: Do you have a business card? AQUARIUS: Now lets try it with our clothes on. PISCES: What did you say your name was?........

Sisters
Some sisters are born into your family. Some sisters are born with you Once in a while special women enter your life. One’s you feel a great bond to They were put in your path at the exact moment you needed them. For reasons beyond your understanding, they become family to you. They become apart of you They love you unconditional. They are here for you day or night. They cry with you and share your fears and joys They are proud of the person you are now and the person you are becoming. With each new day my confidence in myself grows. They are my sisters. They hold me in their loving arms. They hold me tightly to them. Even from a vast distance I feel their arms and love surrounding me. They keep me in this world not allowing me to slip into the next. My sisters I love you with all my heart and soul. I’m so very happy that you came into my life.

Quotes
Don't let today's disappointments cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams. - Author Unknown - Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true Somebody somewhere is thinking of you. - K. Blackburn -

The Last Chance Lounge
Ah, so nice to find some like minds...who aren't pretentious and uppity twats like some of those in the Cherry lounges... Though, I can't say I've been in most yet, but so far, few have taken my interest at all. And vampire appreciation is always a winner for me. heh.

Ah, Me.
Sometimes I just feel messed up. Like I'm cracking, gonna fall apart. I can actually envision my skin cracking and nothing but shadow within. But I get that way sometimes. It's one of the reasons I hate looking back at the past. There are so many things that haunt me, even as I try to live with no regrets. But it's awfully hard. So far I've had sex with 8 women now. That's a damn lot when you get right down to it. It's so little, but so much. The first two were merely experimental, too. I just wanted to see how long I could go at a time. I was quite happy with almost meeting the two hour mark, by the way. I was just 13 minutes away. But I still regret 3 out of the 8 women I've had sex with, and that sucks. Sometimes I feel like I'm a whore. I feel so dirty and I can't get clean. I do that whole shower of shame thing, but without my clothes on. Usually I come to my senses and finish cleaning off. Today, not so much. I just washed up and got out, still feeling miserable. I

Stole My Heart
DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL LYRICS "Stolen" We watch the season pull up its own stakes And catch the last weekend of the last week Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced, Another sun soaked season fades away You have stolen my heart Invitation only, grant farewells Crush the best one, of the best ones Clear liquor and cloudy eyed, too early to say goodnight You have stolen my heart And from the ballroom floor we are in celebration One good stretch before our hibernation Our dreams assured and we all, will sleep well You have stolen You have stolen my heart I watch you spin around in the highest heels You are the best one, of the best ones We all look like we feel You have stolen my You have stolen my heart

Subject: 9 Words Women Use!
// A friend of mine sent me this. While I'm not usually into these emails he sends, this struck me as too close to the truth to pass up. No offense intended ladies! 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6

Borrowed Desires
Borrowed desires, You have plenty of your own good, positive, meaningful desires that will push you forward. There is no need to borrow the desires of others. What the world defines as success is only an empty shell. It is only what you know to be right that will truly fill your life. What happens when you pursue the desires of others? Even if you attain them, they will not bring you anything of lasting value. What will you have gained if you achieve the most dazzling, spectacular outer success and then find out that it means nothing to you? It is far better to nourish your spirit than to merely feed your image. Define success in your own unique way and you will surely reach it. Even better, when you reach it you'll know and appreciate what to do with that success. Follow the vision that you know is right for you. That will bring not only achievement, but joy, meaning and fulfillment as well.

Your Hearts Jurny
I want you to sit down in a quiet spot. Close your eyes. And clear you mind On foucse on the beating of you heart. Let the thoughs that come to mind float away. Let the people from your prest and past though though you mind and feel the emossion each one give off. Let your bad feel with the lovers you have had. You may even see images of people you have nver met As each image and comes focus on how fast or slow you heart beats. Never listen to you head. Always listen to you heart. Even though at times, you may find a rugh reoad. Your heart will lead you to ware you belong. And whome you are saposto be with. Wether it be with friends. Ore wether it be with lovers. Your heart will never lead you astreay. Purple_Angel

~how Horny Am I.,,,,,~
You scored as Very horny, You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny94% Normal Horny63% Super Horny50% A little horny25% Not horny0% How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Sad But True
Its taken two months and ten days but someone finally pissed me off enough to block them. As Whoppie Goldberg said in Girl Interuppted, "I can take a lot of crazy shit from a lot of crazy people". Somehow I thought Id feel better knowing this person cant come to my profile or comment in my mumms or anything but strangely I feel worse. I wonder if its supposed to feel this way. I always said I wouldnt block anyone for having an opinion, and I havent. But I guess I do have a point that I can be pushed too far. I didnt know I had that. I always assumed, since I survived my ex husband trying to kill me five times, and I survived being pushed down a flight of 18 stairs by an ex boyfriend, I could handle anything anyone had to give me. Have I rambled enough for you people yet? :P

My Nicknames
My Nicknames: P. I. M. P. Sweet Melissa, Missy, Mel, Melly, Superflychick, Miss Missy, Messy Missy, Spoiled Brat,Crazy, Cool, Sexy, Steve's Slut, Hoochie, Bitch, FREAK, # 1 Tease, Honey, Babe, Cutie, Sweetheart and Stupid Gurl 2 U

Tips For Life
Tips For Life Give people more than they expect, and do so cheerfully. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you'd like. Don't say "I love you" unless you really mean it. But remember life is short, so if you do love someone tell them you do. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. Marry someone you love to talk to. As you get older, good conversation will be one of the principal elements of an enduring relationship. In disagreements, fight fair, no name calling. Don't let little squabble damage a good friendship. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. Call your Mom. Say "Bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. Don't judge people by their relatives. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask "Why do you want to know?" Smile when p

~what My Eyes Reveal,,,,~
You scored as Passion, You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion58% Mysterious50% Eyes full of Pain42% Diamond Eyes8% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

You Know You Wanna
im starting a contest..its north vs south vs east vs west.... i need 1 person from each side..so thats a total of 4 ppl... the gift will be a big pimpin gift of your choice (maybe the mansion if i have enough but no promises) contest starts as soon as i get my 4 ppl.. it will run for 1 week from the start date.. also when inquiring pls let me know what side you are representing..thanks rules are 1.you must have a salute to enter. 2.no body thats is new may bomb your contest or you will be deleted 3.you must live on the side you are representing and tell me what state 4.and you have to rate and fan the host LOVLYMOM (CLUB F.A.R)~MEMBER OF THE SYNDICATE~CT WIFE TO ALMOND JOY@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'mysticaldreams~Owner mysticdreams~ place~Proud member of the confederate bombers family of CT~' on '2007-06-23 16:48:01')

Pre-booty Call Agreement
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement is entered into on the _________day of _________________ 2005, between ___________________________ and ______________________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9:00 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions. Ex. "Where are we heading with this?" "Do you love me?" The answer is "NO", so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called the "backup" - unless you are from out-of-town, and then it's only a one-time thing. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk. However, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers. It's really none

What Lies Behind Your Eyes?
In your eyes, people see brightness in everything.... and I mean... EVERYTHING! You're so optimistic and think of everything as just a new adverture! You're very energetic, happy, fun, and loving. Everyone seems to want to be just like you because you're a great example of people who live life to its fullest! You don't really have a sanctuary... That is... Besides time and enjoy yourself among your friends, family, even strangers or by yourself! However, being so happy and energetic can also be your downfall... Some people might see you as a crazy person who doesn't take anything seriously, but that's so not true! Just because you see life better than them doesn't give them the right to act crabby. Keep living life to its fullest and hopefully you can drag some other people along with you

Woman's Advantages
Benefits of Being Female We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic. Our boyfriend's clothes look elfin and gorgeous on us -- guys look like complete idiots in ours. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxis stop for us. Men die sooner, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. Free drinks. Free dinners. We can hug our friends without wondering if they think we're gay. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay. We know the truth about whether size matters. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a

F*cking With Head
This isnt about anyone in particular...but just an observation of all the people and situations combined. Do not take offense. It is just to let you know what goes on upstairs in my head. I have to get this out before my head explodes into a million particles of crap. For those who know me and have noticed me acting different, it is okay. I have not changed, but it is the real Christina coming out. She has been in hibernation for quiet some time. The strange music, the artsy stuff, the attitude........all meeeeeee!!!!. I am tired of being the person that everyone expects me to be. I dont care anymore. I am tired of living my life walking on eggshells worrying if i will offend anyone, hurt them, and treat them special when i dont have people do that to me. Bitchy ..yeah i know. But shit get over it. lol. I have lived most of my life playing by the rules, being fair, putting up with peoples shit for so long, Basically a pushover. I worked my ass off to get the thing that

Quotes
*No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, sailed to an uncharted land or opened a new doorway of the human spirit.*- Helen Keller * You can complain because roses have thorns or rejoice because thorns have roses.*- Ziggy *Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your sock by their character makes no sense and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.*- Anonymous *Three things in life that should never be broken....... toys, promises, and hearts.*-Anonymous *Good friends are like 4-leaf clovers, hard to find, but lucky to have.*- Anonymous *No man is worth your tears. When you find one that is, he won't make you cry.*- Anonymous *Life is like a bowl of cherries, not all of them can be sweet.*- Anonymous *You should never compare yourself to the best others can do, but the best you can do.*-Anonymous *Life without friends, is like a broken pencil. There's no point.*- Anonymous *Stop blaming

So Tired..
its 2:13 am, and I'm really tired now lol. I'd just like to say thanks to all the people who have added me to their friends lists and rated and commented my profile and pics. I'm off to bed now, so night all x

30 Lines To Make You Smile : )
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "o

Week 2 New People Added
These wonderful and sexy ass people all need a good spanking. Please go and fan and rate their page. If you would like your page spanked, fan and rate all these people and send me a private message saying you did so and I will do another pimp out next week and you will be added to the list. Dark Enigma CT MAFIA OneHotMommas wife Perkys Mistress Jess lover Lady Di's SugarBritches@ CherryTAP One Hot Momma~CŦ МǎҒїǻ-Crew Leader~Dark Enigmas Wifey~@ CherryTAP LADY DI ... ĆŦ МǎҒїǻ'..@ CherryTAP ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞ ҒõÚñÐÈR ñ õWñÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ñ LõÚñGÈ۞@ CherryTAP JESSIE~~CT wife to Captain Caveman~lover of Dark Enigma~Ho Apprentice~@ CherryTAP BLOOD`N`GORE Crew Leader & THE DON of ĆŦ MãҒїǻ & HUBBY TO PRECIOUS@ CherryTAP SweetPoison®

Wisdom
21 Wise Sayings 1. The best way to get even is to forget... 2. Feed you faith and your doubts will starve to death. 3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts... 4. Some folks wear theirs halos much too tight... 5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth... 6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in five days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea. 7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up... 8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways. 9. Words are windows of the heart. 10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery. 11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out a molehill, just add a little dirt. 12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person, it's being the right person. 13. The mighty oak tree w

Just Copying In To Save From Music Section Of Profile, Again :)
Kaikhosru Shapurji Sorabji (1892-1988) (I heard his obit on the radio back in college...) - Le Jardin Parfumé (1923), nocturne for piano. (Now: Nikolai Myaskovsky - Symphony no. 3 in A minor (1914, dedicated to B.W. Asafiev), concluding funeral march (last 8 or so minutes of the Deciso e sdegnoso finale. I've known this work since - well, the site links to a page I wrote back around 1992?- http://www.kith.org/jimmosk/schissel.html - I've known this work since around 1991 or so, from LPs recorded in the 1960s, Yevgeny Svetlanov conducting a Soviet symphony orchestra. And I think I listened to the opening and then to the ending... and those last few minutes, an unquiet...and _in_quiet (restless) - funeral march, slow, pained and painful tread at the end of an active movement... (I heard the whole 45-minute piece many times after buying the CD-transferred recording on a trip to London in 1993, and then in 1991 once or twice at least I think though the LP was very "skippy" so that may

What's Your Eyecolor?
green eyes - people with green eyes have the most passion put into having sex, they don't have sex with strangers and rarely will have a one night stand, therefore they have lasting relationships with great sex. you will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this. blue eyes - people with blue eyes have the most sex positions and techniques. they're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY experience. if you have blue eyes and repost this you will learn your favorite technique while having sex in the next 3 days. brown eyes - people with brown eyes last the longest in bed. . they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. if you repost this if you have brown eyes you will have the best sex sometime in the next 5 days. hazel eyes - very mysterious and unpredictable, they're usually into the leather bondage scene and getting into costumes such as maids, nurses, sch

**slow Dance**
**SLOW DANCE* * Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short.The music won't last When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there.When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift.... Thrown away. L

To Achieve
To achieve, stop talking about it and start getting it done. To achieve, stop seeing every obstacle as an excuse and start seeing those obstacles as forming a pathway to your goal. To achieve, stop looking for a quick and easy shortcut. To achieve, start putting forth the diligent, sustained effort that will create real value. To achieve, stop complaining about how things have been. To achieve, start making the most of what you have right now. To achieve, stop using your own words and thoughts to put yourself down. To achieve, start expecting the best of yourself, and know that you're indeed fully capable of it. To achieve, stop pretending that you are someone else. To achieve, get connected to the authentic, unique person you are. To achieve, develop a vision so positive, meaningful and compelling that you simply cannot sit still. Then get up, go out and delight in creating your own special greatness for the world. -- Ralph Marston

Alone
Alone ~Tony Martinez I can't see All I feel is pain Trying to climb But I feel like All of Heaven All the Earth All of Hell Rests on my shoulders I can barely lift my arms Or my legs But I continue to climb Continue the fight Look into my eyes Does it look like I'm going to quit? Hell no! I know my angel is out there I will find my angel I will connect with my angel again You hear me Darkness Yeah I hear you laughing in the background You forgot to kill me Now I fight even harder I promised my angel I would never give up I promised myself I would never give up I never will This feeling of being alone will pass I will heal and be stronger than ever I love you My angel

Laughter And Smiles Part 1
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed. ~Nicholas de Chamfort Happiness is a form of courage. ~Holbrook Jackson A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~Phyllis Diller Don’t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny! ~Kathryn Carpenter May all your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility. ~Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey The little things are most worthwhile-a quiet word, a look, a smile. ~Margaret Lindsey All the statistics in the world can’t measure the warmth of a smile. ~Chris Hart I am the laughter of a newborn child on whose soft-breathing sleep an angel smiled. ~Richard Watson Gilder The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. ~Bennett Alfred Cerf

How Well Do You Know Me?
How Well Do You Now Me??????? 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it? 7. Describe me in one word? 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

My Fav Song
3. Purify [Music: Coti Zelati/Migliore/Biazzi/Lyrics: Scabbia] I cannot fight against myself No more Self destruction that I predicted Not a long time ago Petrified Thoughts so far from me The power of my justice blows me away It's just the case to repeat What I've never said to you before Celebrate I'm alive again You don't expect from me This chain reaction You can't imagine from me This great affection See the structure of my pride Wasn't easy to build it away from this I never walked away from you I never walked alone A pleasure makes me vibe again tonight I'm just thinking how fine it is to feel myself so fine again Celebrate I'm alive again It's time to turn the page and start And then Don't you think that it's time To convince yourself it's over? Celebrate I'm alive again

I'm A Survivor
I'm A Survivor ...through and through I'm A Survivor... you can walk all over me you can spit in my face you can do whatever u want to me but this is the day i make my stand and i show that I'm A Survivor. I have done nothing but fight all my life for things and have people either take them or rip them away from me and im here to say no fucking more because I'm A Survivor....I love i hurt i ache im human just as the next person sitting next to you, the next person your talking to, No matter what it is really im human jut as the next person... I love my kids and no matter what it takes i will work whatever when ever to make sure they have all that they want and then some....I love one person that has made my life totaly differnt since the first time i met him and i seen that there is trueth there is happyness there is love out there for me....through and through I'm A Survivor.....I will make my name stand i will let it be known that im here i can take it and you...him.... her.... wh

Timing Always Sucks...
So, in the space of a couple of weeks, I've found out that my ex has been sleeping with my friend, whilst denying it for ages... I quit my job and am upping sticks to head to America, land of golden Yummy and such things, to be with Ivory. Its a huge risk, I know, but I feel it is right. Nothing ever felt so right. *then*, I got bitch-slapped by the Prince for being an asshole to the fee-paying trolls. Fuck them, but he makes the rules, soo...I am shutting my mouth. How long before they ask me to start slapping the little shits again? Hrm. Well, then I get some weird ass dreams, for two nights in a row. The first, was so wizard of oz....Except four of us were in a car...and we were swept up and crash-landed in the mountains somewhere. Nasty crash too, but no-one was hurt, just the car being a write-off. Well, the next night (last night), I dream of a coastal town...I'm in some sort of course of education, but also, I have this uber-cool submarine, but then I

U Got It Bad
Doesn't everyone have a favorite Usher song? What's your's? This one's my favorite... "U Got It Bad" Oh, no, no, no, no, no... When you feel it in your body You found somebody who makes you change your ways Like hanging with your crew Said you act like you're ready But you don't really know And everything in your past - you wanna let it go I've been there, done it, fucked around After all that - this is what I found Nobody wants to be alone If you're touched by the words in this song Then baby... U got, u got it bad When you're on the phone Hang up and you call right back U got, u got it bad If you miss a day without your friend Your whole life's off track You know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house You don't wanna have fun It's all you think about U got it bad when you're out with someone But you keep on thinkin' bout somebody else U got it bad When you say that you love 'em And you really know Everything t

Grade Me----choose A Letter
GRADE ME----choose a letter F~ You're ugly and you suck at life. Literally. D~ You're an ass. Go jump off a cliff. C- You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C~ You're okay looking, I guess, but definetly not the best. C+ ~You're, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes? B- ~ Hey you're kind of cool. You're kind of cute too. B ~ You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive and cool too. A- ~ You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. Go you. A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Let's get it on. A+ ~ GORGEOUS... FUCK ME NOW!!

Oprah Says
HEAR WHAT OPRAH HAD TO SAY ABOUT MEN.. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you a

My Doggie
My doggie, which I call him my baby puppy is 15 years old and dying. He has been a memeber of my family since before my mom died and he was her little buddy, like he is now mine and he isnt going to be a part of my family much longer. My pictures have him in them because he is so special to me.

Fireman Is A Creep
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS A MAJOR ASSHOLE fireman@ CherryTAP AFTER POINTING OUT THAT PEACHESDOUBLEDDZ HAD MY FRIENDS PICTURES UP ON HER PROFILE AND WAS ACTING LIKE THEY WERE OF HER. THIS JERK WROTE ON MY PICTURES CALLING ME A SLUT, THEN HE WROTE AND SAID I WAS SAYING THIS AND SPREADING THIS RUMOR ABOUT PEACHES JUST BECAUSE I WAS JEALOUS OF HER, AND THEN HE WENT ON CALLING ME A BITCH! RIGHT AFTER HE WROTE THIS CRAP HE BLOCKED ME...GO FIGURE RIGHT? I HAVE NO REASON TO BE JEALOUS OF SOMEONE I DON'T EVEN KNOW AND EVEN IF I DID KNOW HER I STILL WOULDN'T BE JEALOUS OF HER "I HAVE NO REASON TO BE". BESIDES THAT AT LEAST ALL MY PICTURES ARE REAL AND ARE OF ME! I CALL THEM AS I SEE IT. I NEVER CALLED PEACHES NAMES, ALL I DID WAS SAY SHE WAS A FRAUD AND A LIAR "BECAUSE SHE IS". I ASKED HER TO REMOVE MY FRIENDS PICTURES AND I TOLD HER I THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG LETTING GUYS THINK THOSE PICTURES WERE OF HER WHEN THEY CLEARLY WEREN'T. THEN SHE WROTE AND SAID THAT SHE TOOK THESE A YE

*friendship* Love * The Future* Life*
FRIENDSHIP - "A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." "True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare." "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend." LOVE - "Love is never having to say you are sorry." "When you love a person, you are giving him the power to hurt you." "Love is having to see more than what meets the eyes." "You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back." "True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen." THE FUTURE - "Heal the past; live the present; dream the future." "Do not start today, with the broken pieces of yesterday." "Destiny is not a matter of chance. It is a matter of choice: it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved." LIFE - "Life will only come once, so make the most out of it." "God didn't give us all things to enjoy life, but life to enjoy all thin

Fraggle's Abcs
Fraggle's ABCs A is for - AGE: 35 B is for - BEVERAGE CHOICE: Iced Tea C is for - CAREER OF CHOICE: *ROCK STAR* D is for - DAD'S NAME: Robert E is for - ESSENTIAL ITEM TO BRING TO A PARTY: Life of the PARTY! ME= )~ F is for - FAVORITE SONG: Currently My Lumps! G is for - GONE TO A CONCERT LATELY? Kenny Chesney H is for - HOMETOWN: Alton, Il I is for - INSTRUMENT YOU LIKE THE MOST: Violin J is for - JOB TITLE: MOM MOM MOM K is for - KIDS: Yes M is for - MOMS NAME: Karen N is for - NUMBER OF PETS: 2 O is for - OVERNIGHT HOSPITAL STAYS: Most recent May 2005 Kidney Stones P is for - PHOBIA(S): Snakes Q is for - QUOTE: It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not and Well behaved women rarely make history R is for - RELATIONSHIP THAT LASTED LONGEST: 9 year marriage S is for-SOMEONE FAMOUS THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU OR SIMILAR: Missy! T is for - TIME YOU WAKE UP: I don't do Mornings U is for- Unique trait: Honest and Straightf

Peachesdoubledz Is A Liar
PEACHES IS A LAIR AND A FAKE! http://cherrytap.com/peachesdoubledz PEACHES IS CLAIMING THESE PHOTOS ARE OF HER WHICH IN FACT THIS IS OF MY FRIEND PLEASE GO RATE AND COMMENT ON MY FRIENDS PICTURES TO SHOW PEACHES THAT WHAT SHE DID WAS WRONG, NOT JUST FOR DOING THIS TO MY FRIEND BUT IN FOOLING OTHERS TO BELIEVE THESE PHOTOS ARE OF PEACHES WHEN THERE CLEARLY NOT! PS PLEASE WRITE YOUR SUPPORT UNDER THIS BLOG THANKS SUNNY

Let's See What Silly Sentence U Come Up With (borrowed)
Let's see what silly sentence you come up with..Pass it along to a friend and be sure to leave a comment *winks* enjoy Take the last letter in your first name: A - I fucked B - I have C - I need D - I sucked E - I gave head to F - I got wet n wild with G - I tasted H - I played I - I swallowed down J - I blew K - I got down and dirty with L - I loved M - I hated N - I was desperate for O - I ordered P - I partied with Q - I had quickie with R - I got rowdy with S - I sold T - I turned on U - I gave birth to V - I stripped for W - I milked X - I gave head to Y - I aroused Z - I sold Take the last letter in your last name: A - a hobo B - a male stripper C - a cat D - a pencil E - a naked statue F - a firefighter G - a goat H - a MILF I - a bastard J - a male prostitute K - a clock L - an adult toy M - a Louis Vuitton bag

We Made It
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING! We would leave home in the mo

To Shed That First Tear
MY HEART IS HEAVY TODAY AS I LEARN OF THE DEATH OD YET ANOTHER BABY.ONE DUE TO LUKIMIA AND YET TWO OTHERS DUE TO NEGLECT AND VIOLANCE.LUKEMIA IS TRAGIC ENOUGH AND THE BRAVE YOUNG CHILD TOOK IT IN STRIDE,A TROOPER ALL THE WAY.I SALUTE THAT YOUNG BABIES BRAVERY,FOR EVEN AN ADULT WOULD FALTER IN THAT FEAR. ANOTHER ONE,A 5 YEAR OLD GIRL,WAS BEATEN AND RAPED BY HER RETARDED 15 YEAR OLD UNCLE WHO THEN HID THE GIRL IN A DEEP FREEZE SO NO ONE WOULD HEAR HER CRY.WHEN HE WNT BACK HOURS LATER,THE LITTLE GIRL WAS DEAD.HER PARENTS WERE NOT CHARGED FOR LEAVING HER WITH INADICUT SUPERVISSION EVEN THOUGH HE HAD A RECORD AS A JUVENILE SEX OFFENDER.THE BOY WAS CHARGED WITH ACCIDENTAL SUFFOCATION RESULTING IN DEATH.HE WAS FINED 250 DOLLARS AND 30 DAYS IN A MENTAL WARD.THE LAST REALLY HIT HOME BECOUSE IT HAPPENED TO AN 18 MONTH OLD CHILD BY HIS OWN FATHER.THE CHILD WAS THE GRANDBABY OF SOMEONE ID KNOWN FOR 25 YEARS.THE FATHER,23 WAS WATCHING THE BOY WHILE THE MOTHER WAS WORKING THE STREETS.HE BECAME HIGH

Romantic Compatibility
Provided by Astrology.com Capricorn & Gemini When Gemini and Capricorn come together in a love affair, it may be tough for them to remember why they're together at all, as the ways in which they approach the world couldn't be more opposite. If they're operating from a base of love and mutual respect, they'll be able to overcome most obstacles, but they must work hard. Gemini must have freedom to think outside the bounds; they rely on their quick wits, humor and intellectual prowess to move through life at a fast pace. Capricorn is concerned with advancement and status; they rely on following the rules and finding set, tried-and-true paths to follow toward success, no matter how long it takes. Gemini likes to cut corners; Capricorn likes to be thorough. These two Signs' challenge as a couple is to learn to maintain a similar pace so they can arrive at the same place at the same time. Capricorn is very unassuming and quiet, which stands out even more against Gemini's outg

This Is For All The Stars In My Life!!!
This is for all the Stars in my life!!! As we grow up, we learn that the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and You'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, Laugh too much, and Love like you've never been hurt Because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them but you always know they are there.

Turkey Song
Yup waited all year to hear the turkey song on the radio this afternoon.. What's turkey day ? without the Thanksgiving Song! Love it..hehehehe Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song Lyrics Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey 'Cause it's good Love to eat turkey Like a good boy should 'Cause it's turkey to eat So good Turkey for me Turkey for you Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe Love to eat the turkey At the table I once saw a movie With Betty Grable Eat that turkey All night long Fifty million Elvis fans Can't be wrong Turkey turkey doo and Turkey turkeydap I eat that turkey Then I take a nap Thanksgiving is a special night Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite That's right Turkey with gravy and cranberry Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry Turkey for you and Turkey for me Can't believe Tyson Gave that girl V.D. White meat, dark meat You just can't lose I fell off my moped And I got a bruise Turkey

Unwell
All day staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something Hold on Feeling like I’m headed for a breakdown And I don’t know why [chorus] But I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell I know right now you can’t tell But stay awhile and maybe then you’ll see A different side of me I’m not crazy, I’m just a little impaired I know right now you don’t care But soon enough you’re gonna think of me And how I used to be...me I’m talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train And I know, I know they’ve all been talking about me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow I’ve lost my mind [chorus] But I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell I know right now you can’t tell But stay awhile and maybe then you’ll see A different

Prayers Please !!12 Year Old Girl Shot Arrest Made In Case
Youth charged in shooting of girl He was on probation for weapons charge; judge stayed prison By ANNYSA JOHNSON Posted: June 16, 2007 An 18-year-old man charged Saturday in the shooting that left a 12-year-old girl in critical condition this week was convicted last year on weapons charges, but placed on probation and sent to a program for non-violent offenders. Rahjeen Mitchell was shot outside her home. Cortney Martel Terry, 4869 N. 24th St., faces up to 30 years in prison if convicted in the Wednesday shooting of Rahjeen Mitchell, who suffered severe brain damage after being shot in the forehead outside her home in the 5000 block of N. 28th St. Terry was charged Saturday with first-degree reckless injury and use of a dangerous weapon. Terry told police he knew Rahjeen and her family, and was so distraught by the shooting that he'd sent them three letters of apology - one to Rahjeen herself - and agreed, against his family's advice, to talk

Fuck You (xplict Lyrics)
Lyrics Artist: Dr. Dre f/ Devin the Dude, Snoop Dogg Album: The Chronic 2001 Song: Fuck You [answering machine girl] Hi baby I know your under a lot of pressure at your work and all And I do understand You have no idea how much I understand But you also don't have any idea how much I love you I love you so much I think about you I feel you in my arms I miss you.. I miss you terribly I've just always wanted someone like you in my life I love you so much; that I'd do anything I'd do anything I'll be your perfect woman for you [Dr. Dre] I just wanna fuck bad bitches All them nights I never had bitches Now I'm all up in that ass bitches Mad at 'cha boyfriend, aint 'cha? You'se a bad girl, gotta spank ya Gotta thank ya for that head clinic Explicit, hella photogenic And tell your friends where the dick's at Where they can get hit and won't get back to they soulmate Before you kiss 'em use Colgate "She Swallowed It!" Yeah the bitch too

Passion Released
At night I lay cozy in my bed, While images of you dance through my head. You are standing there naked for me to see. You are beautiful and vibrant, a total fantasy. You walk slowly towards me with that look in your eye. That wanting, haunting look that gets me so high. Come closer my love and closer still. I have a void I want you to fill. Reach out your hand and caress my face, Oh please, oh please pick up the pace. I want you so bad I could just scream or cry. Touch my neck, now my breast, now my thigh... I feel your hot breath upon my cool skin, I feel your cock probing to get in. My body painfully aches for yours, I want you inside me... on all fours. Now enter my love, and feel this pure bliss, Fuck me, suck me, seal it with a kiss. Faster and deeper, now slow and then steady. I wanna make you climax, are you almost ready? Your breath and your moaning are growing strong, I realize now that it will not be long. I writhe my hips against you, just to tease.

Rules For The Sexes
Let's face it we women are complicated creatures. I love you, I hate you.hold me , don't touch me. Mixed messages? Maybe, but if our men were prepared, and knew what to expect, we'd all be better off. So here is set of rules that, If understood and agreed to by both parties, should make things go much more smoothly, at least they do for me. There call the Rules for the Sexes.1. The woman always makes the rules.2.The rules are subject to change without prior notification.3. Men are not allowed to know all the rules.4. if a man is suspected of knowing all the rules, the woman must immediately change the rules.5. If a man breaks a rule, he may not be told which rule he has broken.

Whoo Hooo
So I've had a couple very exciting things happen to me all together. I just got back from walking all the way down to the conveniance store that is fairly far from my house. It is within walking distance but its a long walk and on a day like to day it is a blistering hot walk. well I walked down in order to purchase a pack of cigarettes and get a roll of quarters for laundry purposes. I get to the tesoro grab a soda and ask the guy for a pack now it turns out there is a special on my brand so I got two for one and. . .the guy didn't ID me. Now I am legally old enough to smoke and I had my id on me but its still wicked cool that I wasn't Id'd cause that means I actually look my age which is definitely exciting! And then rather than having to walk home a bus pulled up at precisely the time I was walking past the stop so oooo. I got a free pack and no blisteringly hot walk home. . .How neat is that

This Is How I'm Wired!
THIS IS HOW I'M WIRED. I am DEEPER than you think. If you would like to contradict me, I'm game. I can most likely figure you out within 5 minutes of having a conversation with you. I hunger to be an obstruction of your mind. I thirst for you to figure me out. You have now entered my masquerade. You can uncover your facade. I believe myself to be genuine and I would never betray the ones I love. I value my family and those who are REAL. I like to be fascinated by the anomalous. I am constantly thinking and I love to write poetry. I have Loved... Lost... and Learned. The three things that every soul should feel. I yearn for those that put a smile on my face. I crave for the one that will give to me what I will give back. I do not belong in anyone's Virus. Satisifaction is found on my own. Don't Lust for what you See... Desire what you know.

What Girls Really Want From You..
What girls really want from you....... 1. Don't flirt with other girls. | It makes us feel like we're not good enough for you. We feel like we did something wrong so you are making up for it with another girl. 2. Even if you're not going out, heck, even if you're not friends, don't say bad stuff about us. | We could be the meanest people in the world to you, but most of the time we're joking and we think you're serious. You haven't seen mean until you say something bad about us. We have evil sides and we're not afraid to use them. 3. We're not toys. | Don't just have your fun with us and drop us. We're serious about things. That's just mean and we'll spend days wondering what we ever did wrong. 4. Pur your arms around our waist firmly but gently, holding us close to you. | If you can, smell our hair! For most girls, we try to succeed in making it smell and look good! Plus, we know you love the smell, why try to sneak around? 5. If you've done something wrong, fess up.

Editorial
DEAR ICP FANS........ OK I AM A LITTLE TIRED OF YEARS AND YEARS OF YOUR BEHAVIORS...... ICP IS THE BEST EVERYTHING SUCKS AND EVERYONE WHO DON'T LIKE EM IS YOUR ENEMY.. WELL GUESS WHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD RAN AROUND A ICP FAN THINKING THEY WERE GONNA GO TO SHANGRILA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK??? THIS WORLD WOULD SUCK ASS. DO U NOTICE YOUR BEHAVIOR IS CULT LIKE?? YOUR BEHAVIOR PUSHES YOU AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LOSER... I REALLY QUESTION IF THESE ARTIST IN ICP EVEN CARE.. BUT AT LEAST IT MAKES THEM RICH.. HA.... OH AND YOUR ARGUEMENTS LIKE ICP IS UNDERGROUND . WRONG HAHA THEY PLAYED AT WOODSTOCK FOR CHRIST SAKE. GET SOME HELP OF COURSE YOU DO NOTICE THAT THIS ARTICLE IS CALLED EDITORIAL SO THIS IS MY OPINION .. I'VE HAD A LOT OF FRIENDS WHO WERE SO CALLED "JUGGALOZ" AND I HAVE TO SAY THEY WERE NOT FRIENDS FOR LONG. LMMFAO ICP IS BY FAR NOT THE BEST RAP GROUP EVER AND YA'LL CAN'T EVEN ADMIT THAT AND ICP..... I SEE PEE HAHAHA AND FAYGO CHANGE A LETTER OR TWO IT SA

Insensitive People
Im aware Im a grown up now and I shouldnt have to explain shit to anyone, but every so often one too many people will say some insensitive shit to me or about me, and its usually directed at my weight. So to clear this shit up once and for all!!! Throughout my childhood up to the age of 19 I was a LOT thinner than I am now. Not super model thin, but I wore a size 14, nothin too horrible. I had a doctor tell me I had thyroid issues and put me on synthetic thyroid supplements or some shit, because I used to think, if a doctor gives it to me, I must NEED it, so I took them for a few months. At first there was no change. When I hit 20, I had gained almost 150 pounds due to the pills. A HUNDRED AND FIFTY!! Turned out I didnt NEED them and they totally fucked with me. I changed doctors after that and the new doctor took me off the pills and did a battery of new tests that hadnt been run before. He found out that I had a knee condition called sliding patella syndrome, and it was g

My Life Rules
Just thought I would share a few of my life rules with you all, feel free to comment on them... HEARTS AND HOES DONT MIX!!!!Life does not always go the way you want it to go, so always be truthful with yourself and you will always know what's best for you.Love yourself cause if you don't, no one can love you.Not everyone that says they love you....loves you.Never SWEAT anyone...It will forever be their loss.Love can be painful but the pleasure is always worth the pain.Getting what you want is not always a good thing. You can't be forgiven unless you have forgiven someone else. If you get caught up in emotions....ride it out...your feet will eventually hit the ground.Know when to get off a good ride. Always say what you mean, even if no one is listening...cause odds are really they are hearing you. NEVER play mind games...the one you are trying to play might be better. Giving up your COOKIES, is totally up to you, so if you give it make sure he is worth it. (Sidebar....There is nothi

Sexual Wine
Slowly your lips search out mine As passion surrounds us in the dark A heat that began in our youth Still survives within a spark. Tongues mate in a ritual dance In a frenzy of kisses long denied Intensity builds up inside of me Immense passion I can no longer hide. Your hand gently caresses my face The heat sears its imprint in my mind Breathless gasps come from my lungs As I become drunk on sexual wine. Heat courses through my veins As kisses rain upon my skin Tremors of ecstasy shake me As a night of passion begins Our eyes meet in the faint light Within their depth I am drawn My soul and heart you caress A sensual desire is spawned Nothing between us but skin Heat pricks at our senses Your hands within in my hair Passion tears down my defenses Two caring souls become one As they join in the night air Looking into each other's eyes Our passion we openly bare Your lips move upon my legs Sending shivers up my spine Even more drugged I find m

Cam Girl Profile: Mckenzie
Once again we are pulling out a pointy object and poking around in the brain of one of the girls of FOUNDRY CAMS. This week, we have chosen the blonde haired, Hazel-eyed, McKenzie, who you may have seen rubbing herself in this video. We sent off our big batch of stupid her way, and she fired back some brief, albeit insightful responses... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? McKenzie: An Orgasm DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about McKenzie: Singing. (she's got a thing for old Oscar Meyer Hot Dog Jingles...no, not really) yeah, you pull those panties down, dirty girl...CLICK THE PIC, fool! DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him? McKenzie: Tell Everyone He Has Herpes (You might want to re-think that one, because the next question they usually ask is 'and he got them from...?) DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex? McKenzie: Sex Then Dessert, Gotta Have Both...I Have a Huge Sweet Tooth!. McKenzie wants to

Can I..
Can I Have You? I love every aspect of you. Your bedroom eyes,soft lips, and tone. Baby, I want you in my world. Can I have you? The way that you call out my name in extacy. How you always find a way to soothe me in the most tiring situations. Baby, there isn`t a single day that goes by that I don`t think of you. The way you keep me happy and make me smile no matter what you are going through. Your beautiful laugh. Your calm spirit. Every pleasure-filled moment that we spend together. Sweetheart, I don`t want you to take this as a letter but as an invitaion for us to be together until the end of time. Can I have you?

How You Love Is Who You Are
For many centuries people have tried to describe and define love. They've written about "puppy love," "eternal love," " platonic love," " erotic love," and "ROMANTIC love." Ads constantly tell us we'll "love" this or that new product. Kids"love" their pets-and the latest movie or computer game. Parents "love" their kids- and the new house or car. There are different kinds of love. But is everything that's called love really love? Too many people have "fallen in love" and married without even knowing what loves means. That may partly explain why, sadly, many young people today have never witnessed a successful marriage in their families. No wonder young adults are often scared to many times of relationship and commitment. Being older doesn't always mean being wiser about what love means! Many adults have confused or distorted notions about love. How can you know what love is and tell when it's truly present? What is love? The core of all love is caring- To truly love another is to c

L O V E
Love is patient; love is kind. Love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way: it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrong doing, but rejoices in truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things And now faith, hope, and love abide, and the greatest of these is love.

Love Quotes
What love is Don't find love, let love find you. That's why its called falling in love Because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall. Once you accept someone for who and what they really are, they will surprise you by being better then what you ever expected. LOVE is loving/accepting the person with all his/her strength & weaknessess. Men vs Women: Men would rather sacrifice love to conquer the world. Women would rather give up the world just to be with someone worth the sacrifice. Lucky is the man who is the first love of a women but luckier is the women who is the last love of a man. Decision should not be the choice of your heart or your mind but a sensible balancing of both. Find time to realise that there is one person who means, so much to you for u might wake up one morning loosing that person who you thought meant nothing to you. Some thougths are better left unsaid, some feelings are better left kept to yourself, but

What Is Love?
WHAT IS LOVE? "Whoever is without Love does not know God, for GOD IS LOVE!" --1 John 4:8 If God is Love... Then why is he hardly the center of most of our relationships? If God is Love... Then why not ask HIM for advice when it comes to understanding what TRUE Love is? Going to anyone else is like going to a Honda Dealership for a Volkswagen part. MYTH: All men are jerks! TRUTH: Anyone who believes this statement is an idiot. There are plenty of great guys all around. These are the guys who comfort you when jerks break your heart. They're the ones who don't always tell you what you want to hear, but what you need to hear. * * * WORD OF THE DAY: in·cen·tive. Something, such as the fear of punishment or the expectation of reward, that induces action or motivates effort. * * *FUN FACT: BOYS follow incentives. If you date a boy while he’s still a boy, guess what? He'll stay a boy. This is because you REWARD HIM before he

Military Life!
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. ____________________________________________________ You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. ____________________________________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. ____________________________________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. ____________________________________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. ____________________________________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. ______________________________________________

Results To Mumm
sgtc1989 Single Mothers or Single Fathers created @ 2007-06-22 13:48:20 -- mum expired. When I first became a single parent it was very rare to hear of Single Parent Fathers - I think Society is starting to realize that there are now more than ever before - Do you think this is because There are more single fathers now or just more are known about? 70 votes 289 views 21 comments Yes - there are more 65.7% (46 votes) No - Just more known 34.3% (24 votes)

The 10 Commandments Of Stoned Azz Bitches
Stoned Azz Bitches Weed Smoking Commandments and Dictionary The 10 Commandments of STONED AZZ BITCHES 1) Stoned Azz Bitches must either carry a blunt, a blunt wrap, or papers in thy purse at ALL times. 2) Stoned Azz Bitches Must NEVER speak of being BLOWED when fellow SAB's are without weed. 3) Three Hits and PASS... DO NOT BOGIE THE BLUNT! 4) Ash Before You Pass! Thou shalt NOT be an ASHLEY! 5) NEVER Jenny the blunt! Wait til the next Bitch's hit to tell a story! 6) Fuck Folger's, Weed is the best part of wakin up! (Wake N Bake) 7) Thou shalt never hide a good weed deal from thy fellow Stoned Azz Bitches. 8) Always be ready to smoke... Never say you don't feel good enough to smoke. WEED MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER! 9) Keep comments about Mexicans to a minimum during HIGH TIMES... 10) WEED COMES FIRST! Fuck the electricity bill, fuck the phone bill... THOU MUST ALWAYS HAVE WEED!

Stoned Azz Bitches Weed Dictionary
Stoned Azz Bitches Weed Dictionary Stoned Azz Bitch- A Bitch who smokes weed. Jenny- A Term used when the SAB who has the blunt decides to tell an elongated story and let the blunt burn out instead of smoking it! Ashley- Someone who doesn't ash the blunt before she passes it. High- A feeling a Stoned Azz Bitch feels after she smokes sum. Stoned- A state of being very high for a long period of time. BLOWED- The ultimate High... when one smokes blunt after blunt, she will become BLOWED. Cashed- When smoking from a pipe, and the pipe is empty- the pipe is cashed. Munchies- The feeling of hunger after one smokes a blunt. Ante Up- When All Stoned Azz Bitches go in on a sack. Smoke Out- The action of smoking with a Bitch who does not have weed. Weed Hall Monitor- Someone who babysits the blunt. Puff Puff Pass- The action of taking your alloted hits and then passing the blunt. Bogie or Chief- Someone who takes more than their alloted hits off of the blunt

Dance Of Terror
Dance Of Terror Window panes come crashing down Amidst the tears and pain Vanishing hopes are gone and flew away Up above through twilight Shadows cast across the floor Reflections of the past Trembling thoughts of one Dwelling deep within the soul A mystical sense of reality Captured by the craze All in bewilderment Of the shock in the wave Creatures of the dimness Chattering amongst the green Everything slows in stillness What is this we see?

Definitions Of Weed
DEFINITIONS A-bomb- marijuana and heroin smoked in cigarette Ace- marijuana cigarette African woodbine- marijuana cigarette Airhead- marijuana user Alice B. Toklas- marijuana brownie Amp- marijuana or tobacco cigarette dipped in embalming fluid (formaldehyde and alcohols) and laced with PCP Amp joint- marijuana cigarette laced with some form of narcotic Atom bomb- marijuana and heroin B- amount of marijuana to fill a matchbox B-40- cigar laced with marijuana and dipped in embalming fluid (formaldehyde and alcohols) and laced with PCP Banano- marijuana or tobacco cigarettes laced with cocaine Bazooka- coca paste and marijuana Blow a stick- smoke marijuana Budda- potent marijuana spiked with opium Buddha- potent marijuana spiked with opium Bad seed- peyote; heroin; marijuana Basuco- cocaine; coca paste residue sprinkled on marijuana or regular cigarette Bite one's lips- to smoke marijuana Black- opium; marijuana Black ganga- marijuana resin Bla

Fred Flintstone Is My Hero!
Fred Flintstone! He is my hero. I also LOVE Fruity Pebbles and eat them on a daily basis. I feel that consuming this cereal gives me the same superpowers as the Flintstones and the Rubbles combined. I can BAM BAM BAM and knock the heck out of any evil-doer that crosses my path. I'm also a bowling god with my twinkle toes heading towards the alley with my plain white "rock" bowling ball. I also have a special gift of Finding Fruity Pebbles on sale at the local Wal-mart. I am also an Honored member of the Water Buffalo. Just Like my hero. Now all I can do is wait for the Jetsons to come and take me back to the Stone Age! Yab-ba-dab-ba-dooooo!

Reality
Reality Death, departure, walk away, walk out Should I or should I not pout Family and friends Lovers and one-night stands I have loved, lost and lived How do I trust, how do I love again I should move on, it's all in my past But my pain remains, continues and lasts This pain lingers in my heart, mind and soul Damn it - why is this world so cold How can I have faith in God and family When people I love are taken from me Where can I find true and loyal friends I'm sick of the lies, fights and revenge Hurt continuously, hurt at a young age How do I love again with all of my rage How do I get past all of this, show me a sign So I can leave my sadness, pain and crying behind

The Darkness
The Darkness If only it were so simple, to cruise through life smelling roses; but the obstacles blacken the countryside, and we unwittingly crush them beneath our boots. Dreams sustain us through the madness; goals give a finish line to our race. Yet they change with every turn, around every wall, and remain elusive throughout the quest. Mistakes are made, and regrets are our luggage; we will drag them with us to slow us down. The victories are flashes of light, sudden and unlasting, which allow us to glimpse the road ahead before darkness descends. Love is bitter, yet it is the bread that keeps us. Over and over it fills us up, only to starve us. The people whom we love shape our destinies and our strengths, yet leave us cold and alone in the darkness. There are others trying to race to the end; occasionally, we bump into one or two. The bonds we form help us down the path less lonely but eventually, we lose each other in the darkness. Alone is not a

~pfizer Corp.~
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."

~helpful Husband!!!~
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, "What is it?" The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."

I Don't Understand
I don't understand.... My wife left me... And I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses -- I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" I don't think she'll be back.

Good News/bad News
Two ninety-one year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him every day. "Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years. Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if there's baseball in Heaven." Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed, and says, "Moe, you've been my best friend many years. This favor, if it is at all possible, I'll do for you." And shortly after that, Sam passes on. It is midnight a couple of nights later. Moe is sound asleep when he is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out to him, "Moe.... Moe...." "Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Moe, it's me, Sam." "Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died." "I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!" "

Please Help
Time is running out and i need your help or there will be no contest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To all my fellow Cherries out there! I am holding my first contest ever and need some help so far just have 4 people . It is a pic at work contest, this could mean a pic of you at work. a work party , work get together or what you do at work. Just somethig related to work. ( maybe a christmas pic or company pinic pic) P.S to all you domesitc goddess's and Mr. Mom's please don't feel as you don't work. You all hold very important jobs of taking care of the house and family and that is how we surive . So dont let that stop ya from entering the contest!!!!! RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day

A Town Without Women
In a Poor town in the middle of nowhere and no women, A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How can you live in this town without any women?". The bartender replies, "It's not that bad, sir, when we get lonely we go out back where there is a barrel with a knothole in it. It never sounds appeasing at first, but after one try you're hooked." So after a few beers, the guy starts getting a little lonely and tells the bartender he's gonna go find the barrel. At that, he walks up to the barrel and sticks it in the knothole. After about 5 minutes he ventures back to the bar and tells the bartender, "Man, that's the greatest stuff I've ever had!! What do I owe ya?". To which the bartender replies, "Nothing, but it's your turn to get in the barrel".

Man Or Male?
1. A man does not carry a grudge. A male looks for ways to get even. 2. A man takes every opportunity to better himself. A male complains that he has to stay where he is. 3. A man gives to his community. A male takes from his community. 4. A man is measured by his character. A male is measured by his sex drive. 5. A man is a protector in general, and strengthen his bond to the one who holds his heart. A male is not committed to anyone. 6. A man is secure in his manhood, and is striving to help other men realize that same security. A male is not secure in his manhood, and uses the gun, knife, club or pipe to tear down other individuals. 7. A daddy takes care of his children. a father just says i got kids.

Making Love To Me
I opened the door to the bathroom, warm in my rose red robe. You smiled at me, gently pulling me into a hug as you kissed me slow and soft, then hard and passionate as you ran your fingers through my long hair. I pulled away, smiling as I turned the shower on and slowly dropped my robe to the floor. I helped you undress, then led you into the shower. I lay down in the bath, the running water flowing over me, and pulled you down on top of me. We kissed hungrily as your hands explored my shoulders, back, stomach, bottom and thighs. Your mouth moved down to my neck as you rolled off me and lay your naked body beside mine. Slowly, gently you stroked my warm skin, your fingers moving lightly at first, then slower, harder. I felt a tingling between my legs and moved them apart. Your hands slid over my stomach and down to my vulva, stroking my inner thighs as you went. Your strong, firm fingers stroked my clitoris softly. You stood and turned off the water. Gathering me up in a soft whi

Pray For Baby Kaleb
Pray for baby Kaleb.Add to My Profile | More Videos ********** Kaleb's story PLEASE PLEASE PRAY FOR THIS BABY AND HIS FAMILY. Like any responsible parents, Kristy and Josh Schwade wanted what was best for their only child, Kaleb. They did a background check on their day care worker, and even interviewed her in her home for two hours. Kristy was even willing to drive 20 miles out of her way to provide, what they thought to have been, "optimum" care in a good neighborhood. On May 9th, 2007 their worst nightmare was brought to fruition. After being in the care of this home day care worker only five times, Kaleb was picked up by his Grandmother and Aunt. They noticed that he was lethargic and experiencing obvious breathing abnormalities. The caregiver told them he was ill, but Kaleb had just visited the doctors the day before and was given a "clean bill of health". When Kristy arrived at her mother's home to pick Kaleb up, she described him as "having no life in his b

What Would Men Do
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

A Very Special Story
THE POSTAL SERVICE NO ONE HEARS ABOUT Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4 year old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to Heaven, God would recognize her. She dictated and I wrote: Dear God, Will you please take special care of our dog, Abbey? She died yesterday and is in heaven. We miss her very much. We are happy that you let us have her as our dog even though she got sick. I hopethat you will play with her. She liked to play with balls and swim before she got sick. I am sending some pictures of her so that when you see her in heaven you will know she is our special dog. But I really do miss her. Love, Meredith Claire P.S. Mommy wrote the words after I told them to her. We put that in an envelope with two pictures of Abbey, and addressed it to God in Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith s

Alone And In Need
you left me alone in your dungeon,hungry,horny,and bored. I called out to you not to leave,but you ignored my cry.I had to find a way out of this cage you had me locked in,and find my way away from this dungeon. I managed to free my hands from the rope you had tied around them.I was able to free my ankles you had tied together.there was a latch on the cage that I needed to release,in order to free myself.it took me forever but I finally was able to release the latch and escape.I got dressed and left. I saw mortal life around me and I needed to feed,my body was becoming weak.I selected my mortal soul and began drinking my fill.my body began to awaken and feel alive once more. along came this immortal being calling to me,my body slowly approaching his command.he grabs me and takes me to his home.a place of elegance,fine art and sophistication.rennaisance to be exact.candles surrounding me,sexual art hanging from walls,red silk sheets lacing the bed,violins playing softly in t

Answers To Everything
What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. How do you know when you're really ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. H

The Story
Brandi Carlile The Story All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I've been And how I got to where I am But these stories don't mean anything When you've got no one to tell them to It's true...I was made for you I climbed across the mountain tops Swam all across the ocean blue I crossed all the lines and I broke all the rules But baby I broke them all for you Because even when I was flat broke You made me feel like a million bucks Yeah you do and I was made for you You see the smile that's on my mouth Is hiding the words that don't come out And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed They don't know my head is a mess No, they don't know who I really am And they don't know what I've been through like you do And I was made for you... All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I've been And how I got to where I am But these stories don't mean anything Wh

Orginially A Mumm
i am curious about something...why is it then when someone says they have an incurable illness such as i do one of two things happens....either i get told ways to cure it or i get told "I know (insert number here) of people that have that and they aren't incapacitated"...they don't realize there are different levels and don't try to understand...i had to go to the emergency room last night the pain was so bad...so why is it so hard to understand? i even went so far as to create a page on carepages.com to try to get people to understand...(the info in in my dunno stash)

Quiz: Are You A Real Man?
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) Your blood-test results c) Five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) Your partner climaxes first b) You both climax simultaneously c) You don't miss SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) Healthy, creative love-play b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) The best part of the experience b) The second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is: a)

Funnies..
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws." WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, be

Suuuucccckkkeeerrr..... Lol
A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "if you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid. The second man then ruses in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeeper replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it." Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs when suddenly, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right on the face." "Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and

Stairway To Heaven..(gotta Love Blonde Jokes!!)
There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell." So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell. Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell. On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate. Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "I just got the first joke!". Tags: jokes | Edit Tags

When Were Drinkin....we All Need A "d.d".....
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Clark Kent On Tequila
A guy walks into a bar on top of a ski skraper. He sits down next to a buff looking guy who looks like he had a little more booze than he can handle. The buff guy looks at the bar tender and then at him and says `'hey, did you know that this building is construckded in such a way that if I was to jump out the window and the wind would glide me safely to the ground. The man, who decided he could use a laugh said, 'prove it.' So the guy walks over to the window and jumps out. A few minutes later he walks back into the bar and says, 'told ya.' He looks at the bar tender who is shaking his head and laughing, and says, 'do that again.' So he does it again. The man astondished walks out to the window and jumps out and falls 100 stories to his death. The bar tender looks at the buff man and says, 'you now, you are a real asshole when you're drinking, Superman

20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Much To Drink
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too 4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5. I drop my 2:00 a.m. Taco Bell bean burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much. 7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!" 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely ove

Sex After Marriage(what Men Say About Women) Sighs!!!!!!!!!
Sex after marriage stops...This is from the net I wanted to share kinda depressing really what guys have to say about women Here's why I'll be with my girlfriend tonight and not my wife. > Two phone calls this afternoon: > Me: Hey sweetie, my mom called and she wants the kids to stay over tonight. What do you say I pick up a bottle of wine and we open up the hottub.Wife:No Jon, you know Tuesdays are difficult days. I had carpool this morning and I'm just too tired. . . . Me: Hey sugar, you want to get a drink tonight after work? Girlfriend: Why don't we just go to my place? My wife reads in the kitchen until I fall asleep to avoid having sex with me, or if I am not tired, she waits until I am in the shower and then gets into bed and goes to sleep. Prior to marriage: Real sex is unequivocal to anything else, including food and oxygen. Porn is only there if you're in-between girls. Up to four years of marriage: Sex is great and when you finish with the foreplay (usua

Tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend Ron be at Silk Too Dj'ing with EMP and others tonight, Show is at 9pm.....Im not sure of the cover but you all should come check it out. EMP an I in a battle would be tight!!!!! come show your love tonite at Silk Too, tonight. Peace Love & Circuitry -Circuitry2012 $ Rick P.S if your in the Sacramento Area or out side of it

Weird Sex Laws
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet

Which Condoms Would You Use?
Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... General Electric: We bring good things to

Just Tell Me
Just Tell Me © Melissa Billingsley I don't how long I can go on living this lie, Pretending I don't love you when I look into your eyes. You told me not to fall for you, you wouldn't be there to catch me, But my heart just wouldn't listen and now this feeling scares me. I'm running around in circles, not knowing what road to take Scared to take the roads unknown the decision is so hard to make. I wish you felt the same for me that I so strongly have for you. I pray at night that God will hear and make this one wish come true. You confuse me with your actions, sometimes I feel like you more than care. Other times your cold and bitter like when ever she is there. I'm tired of hiding how I feel so please be honest with me, If you love me then just tell me, if you don't then let me be.

The Chicken And The Egg.......
So the Chicken and the Egg just get done "doin' it" and the Chicken grabs a pack of smkes , lites 1 up and sit back and relaxes..... The Egg grabs the sheet and pulls it over it's head then rolls over onto it's side and exclaims .... "WELL...I GUESS WE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION"......

All I Want Is A Beer!
All I Want Is a Beer! A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself, "Hmm, a beer would be really nice right now." So he began to wander the streets of the unfamiliar city, looking for a bar. And, after a few minutes he came across one. He casually went inside and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walks up and asks the man what he is drinking. Anxiously, the man says, "Bud Light please." The bartender then asked what the name of his penis was. The man looked at him with confusion and said, "What are you talking about? All I want is a Bud Light and, besides, I have no name for my penis." The bartender, calming the man, said, "Look around, all you see is men. That is because this is a gay bar. And the tradition is, when you order a drink, you state the name of your penis. Then I'll serve you a drink." The man, really thirsty for a beer, now says, "Fine. Give me couple of minutes to t

Too Much I Give But Pain I Gain
TOO MUCH I GIVE BUT PAIN I GAIN © Fides Assessing myself as I looked nowhere Asking myself why I felt tormented As well as of remorse thinking my fate Endless acts of giving indeed been laid A message to convey of your importance… At times don’t want to think taken for granted At times I felt it was all just an act from you Trying to reciprocate my deeds as to repay Just to pleased the promises only at first But it was put aside once more until piled… Courage I’m waiting for me to open-up Reasons why I start to change of direction Our friendship we built I want for keeps But the feeling I have need to extinguish I can’t imposed my rights for I really don’t have… The fault is within me for I care too much I give too much but I found myself hurt High expectations I regard from your side Deep within me I knew it is awkward My thoughts for you now, its time to set it free…

New Liquor Warning Label
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to be

Sometimes...
Sometimes I wonder if you actually care. Sometimes I wonder if you actually love me... Sometimes I wonder if this is goin' to work out. So for now, I'm restin' this relationship on your hands. You can stay with me or you can leave me. Either way, you'll always be apart of me. I have scars to remind me of you. Your memory is engrave into my mind and especially my heart. So for now, I'm back on wonderin'.. I don't know how else to describe the love I have for you. Because it seems like you don't care anymore. I think you gave up way before that I even thought about givin' up. You left me out in the cold, where my heart will turn back into a darkened heart. -Linsey June 23, 2007

62 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. is it in? 2. That's it? 3. You've got to be kidding me. 4. (Phone rings) hello? Oh nothing and you? 5. Do I have to pay for this? 6. Do I have to call you tomorrow? 7. You look better in the dark. 8. This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. 9. Don't tell my husband/wife. 10. You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). 11. This sucks. 12. Can you finish now? I have a meeting... 13. I hope you don't expect a raise for this... 14. I think you might get the job for this. 15. Did I tell you, I have herpes? 16. Hurry up, the games about to start. 17. Can I have a ride home after this? 18. Are those real? 19. By the way, I want to break up. 20. Haven't you ever done this before? 21. You're so much like your sister.... 22. What's your name again? 23. Do I have to be here in the morning? 24. I think my dad is listening at the door. 25. Smile for the camera, honey!!! 26. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. 27.

The Blonde's Been Robbed!
The Blonde's Been Robbed! A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes." Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again. "Never mind", giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

Persist
Persist © Nicole Wickham Dreams don't always come true and that I have to accept. But you were so much better than all the rest. You always cared and you always loved. You were always there when push came to shove. I wanted so badly to have you near. But it's someone else who you hold dear. "Persist" you once told me "Cause your dream might come true". But when you gave me this advice Did you know that my dream was you? Sometimes I think you did But then I'm not so sure. It doesn't really matter anyway Cause your advice I chose to ignore. How could I persist Once I knew the truth? I couldn't even pretend to not know Cause you'd given me the proof. I dealt with it the best I could And tried to hide my feelings from you. But deep down inside of me I am sure that you still knew. So now I just sit and wait And check the mail each day. I hope that you are home real soon Cause it's been lonely with you away.

Consultant Or Prostitute
1. You work very odd hours. 2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy. 3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money. 4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room. 5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended. 6. You are not proud of what you do. 7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded. 8. It's difficult to have a family. 9. You have no job satisfaction. 10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client. 11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living. 12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it. 13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate. 14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money. 15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars. 16. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem. 17. When you leav

New Member
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A Woman Should Have
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE one friend who always makes her laugh.. and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE a feeling of control ever her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to fall in love without losing herself.. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... HOW TO QUIT A JOB, BREAK UP WITH A LOVER, AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents...

Finding The Old You
Look down deep - deep inside of your mind; an old part of you I know you will find. The part that is hiding and doesn't want to be found; it has hidden too long and won't come around. You know it is there, hiding way down inside the place that you think you have gone in to hide. Let your inner self free; let it run, let it ride. Let it out, let it sing; let it out from inside. It has hidden too long, that old self that is you; because you were hurt, let it out and run through. There is something there that is wonderful indeed; it was once nourished - it came from a seed. That wonderful you that you hide deep inside, let it out, let it run; please don't let it hide. Those who really know you miss the old you, it's true; and for that they are sad. They only want what's best for you. So let yourself out; be happy, be glad. Don't let the past hold you - the one that was bad. Release your old self, the one we once knew; the one we came

Newest Update On Me
OK IM FINALLY BACK KINDA...I AM NO LONGER IN KANSAS YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY...BUT I DO MISS IT KINDA LOL...I DONT GET ACCESS TO THE NET THAT MUCH SO DONT SHOUTBOX ME MAIL ME ON HERE BC IF U SHOUTBOX ME I PROBALLY WONT GET IT. I AM CURRENTLY IN NORTH CAROLINA BUT I WILL NOT REVEAL MY EXACT LOCATION BY REQUEST OF THE PERSON I AM STAYING WITH. RIGHT NOW THE PLAN IS TO STAY HERE FOR THE TIME BEING BUT YA NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. I WILL TRY TO CHECK IN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING THAT EVERYONE DID...........

Drifting Apart
Drifting Apart When two in Love seem to be drifting apart, So many sad feelings of pain that comes from their Heart, As life moves on, they say time heals all pain, Loving memories shared will longer have gain. They drift through Life with out Love or care, Thinking what they had and new Love should they dare. So if your love seems to be drifting apart, Remember those memories you shared from the start. Two in Love that have drifted apart, you may know, Remind them….. a Broken Heart is no place to go.

Dont Laugh At Me (i Am Going To Play This Song At My Autsim Awarness Fundraiser I Am Doing In Sullivan County New York
Don't Laugh At Me (Allen Shamblin/Steve Seskin) I'm a little boy with glasses The one they call the geek A little girl who never smiles 'Cause I've got braces on my teeth And I know how it feels To cry myself to sleep I'm that kid on every playground Who's always chosen last A single teenage mother Tryin' to overcome my past You don't have to be my friend But is it too much to ask Don't laugh at me Don't call me names Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're all the same Someday we'll all have perfect wings Don't laugh at me I'm the cripple on the corner You've passed me on the street And I wouldn't be out here beggin' If I had enough to eat And don't think I don't notice That our eyes never meet I lost my wife and little boy when Someone cross that yellow line The day we laid them in the ground Is the day I lost my mind And right now I'm down to holdin' This little cardboard sign...so Don't laugh at me Don't call me names

Waiting For Love
Waiting For Love As I sit here looking into the sky, I think of past memories, I begin to cry. I wonder if Love is always this way, Or will it take sadness first, before Love will stay. Out of my Heart my love does flow, With so many feelings and all that know. If it takes sadness before Love will stay, I guess I'll have to wait for another day.

New Update
ok updating for those asking about my cousin. She has her surgery Tuesday...There is no change in her and probably wont be until after the surgery! Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers it means so very much!

Roads Of Love
Roads of Love Traveling this road of memories past, Thinking of love that always should last. Giving your love and feelings with care, Then finding out their love was not there. Two sharing in love that you feel was the same, One shares in love and the other a game. Playing this game with love that will be, Surely will bring sadness to them you will see. The Love that is gone, they have no one to blame, Their feelings have changed and now it's a game. So traveling this road of Memories past, For some brings sadness that will always last. But the ones with love in their hearts that you know Will surely have happiness in their life as they go.

A Man's Thoughts On Fellatio Aka Rebuttal Etiquette (by A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Mak

Fan Sign Requests
I have been getting a ton of fan sign requests and they are so hard to keep track of on here, so if you want one please send me an e-mail to krystal@krystalrayne.com - that way I won't lose 'em! :-) It may be a little while, but I will get to it with the next group and post them in my Fan Sign folder... Thanks! Love ya!!! ~Krystal~

Good-bye
Good-Bye Have you wondered why you shared in those past days, Given all your love and feelings in so many ways. Was your heart just longing for someone to care, Or just lonely cause no one was there. Feelings were shared from your heart you know, So much Love from feelings that did flow. If you turn back the clock those days won't end, Your love will be forever and more then a friend. But you took your loving feelings and walked away, Never saying good-bye to share another day. Life does bring loving days and some sorrow, Love is here today and could be gone tomorrow.

Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've jus

Updates
there are a few things i need to let you know...i am at my moms hopefully only until fall...we only had one thing so far that we know of that was stolen...a step ladder that was a gift from my mom but oh well if that was the only thing they stole then i count my blessings....they tried to lock us out from getting the rest of my belongings but that attempt didn't work and we got all our stuff...now we are at least somewhere we are wanted and not hated... on Memorial Day my mom fell and broke her back in 2 places and we are doing what we can but my fibro is running rampant and i can't do much and the CFS is kicked into high gear but that is because of the heat...it happens every summer... which brings me to the last bit of news: i have just created a care page for myself...i will be updating it regularly but not daily...if you would like to view it you will need to create a sn and pw to do so...there is a message board set up as well for my support system and any who view it

Represent Your Side
ok i dont know how to do all the pretty graphics but im starting a contest..its north vs south vs east vs west....i need 1 person from each side..so thats a total of 4 ppl... the gift will be a big pimpin gift of your choice (maybe the mansion if i have enough but no promises) contest starts as soon as i get my 4 ppl.. it will run for 1 week from the start date.. also when inquiring pls let me know what side you are representing..thanks rules are 1.you must have a salute to enter. 2.no body thats is new may bomb your contest or you will be deleted 3.you must live on the side you are representing and tell me what state 4.and you have to rate and fan the host

Uppy-date
Quite a few people have been wondering how I've been since I've left. I am very well infact. Working 38hr weeks in the seering heat I've begun losing weight and looking a bit more in shape (not a lot but somewhat) My chck was amazing and I got plenty of new things to keep myself occupied. I'm helping mom with bills. Beautiful women are not only smiling at me but giving me the time of day and that's pleasant. I've finally forgiven myself for a majority of the things that were out of my control and begining to enjoy the person I've become. So yes all and all, things are peachy ^^

Don't Lie To Your Mother
Mrs. Smith had always suspected her son, Mike, was having an intimate relationship with his roommate, Jennifer. One night, Mike invites his mother over for dinner. All thru the night, Mrs. Smith watched Mike and Jennifer interact, and was pretty sure there was more than met the eye. Mike saw his mother watching them and assured her that they were just roommates. A few nights later, Jennifer went to Mike with a problem. "Ever since your mother was here for dinner, I have been unable to find the gravy ladle. Do you think she took it?" Mike replied, "I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her and ask her anyway." Mike sat down at the computer and composed the following e-mail: Dearest Mother, I'm not saying you did take the gravy ladle, and I'm not saying you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, since you were here for dinner, we have been unable to find the ladle. Love always, Mike Two days later, Mike received the following reply from his mother: Dearest Michael, I

Friends Til Thee End
A hero is someone that reaches high above the stars Grabs someone's wishes and prays that they'll go far A hero never gives up on what they believe is true They'll be all they can be and they'll do all they can do A hero is someone who thinks highly of others Protects and provides for one another A hero stands by you through thick and through thin May not always get along but you're friends til' the end They're someone on whom you can always depend To stay close by through life's troubles and winds Keep your head up high and stay strong if have all of these things Because everyday you live with them by your side is a blessing

100 Sexual Questions
ok everyone if you dare take this sexual questionnaire of 100 questions! Copy and paste this email into a new email , add your answers and repost it! Enjoy! = )~ 1. what's your first name? Missy 2. male or female? female 3. how old are you? 35 4. what country or state do you live in? Illinois 5. would you say your straight, gay or bi? Bi 6. describe what you look like physically: I'm 5'2 Blonde Hair , Blue eyes , BBW 7. ok now how many fingers? Wow, stretched or un stretched? I can accommodate 3 fingers before it gets painful. 8. if you haven't told us already girls, what's your breast size? 38DD 9. how big are your nipples, and are they pink or brown? my nipples are big, and they are pink. 10. what's your favorite part of your body? My lips , My tongue and My eyes..of course! 11. what's your favorite body part on the other sex? Ass and Nice Chest 12. what's your favorite place on your body to be kissed? Lips, Neck and Ears

The Land
The Land torrid land of death and pain you know why i've come back again no one here can fathom why i'd leave them for the chance to die you know that i'm not here for death or seeking glory for myself but trying to find a part that's lost knowing too well at what the cost ones left behind will never know how much it hurts me that i go i can't find words to tell them why for if i could, you know i'd try if i could make them understand why i walk your hardened land perhaps they'd not feel so betrayed, know that i'll be back some day your dusts will choke me once again your cruelty will become my pain the things i'll never understand become my home in your hot land and wrongs that i'll see everyday i'll try to change but, there's no way and knowing that before i try won't stop my efforts, you know why i'll hold my memories close to me remembering love i feel not see i'll wake eachday and do my best right some wrongs and try the rest and i'll

A Question For The Ladies
Ive been really curious as of late and would love to get some of you lovely ladies here on the CT's opinions. Now be as honest as possible. Do you enjoy seeing men put up pics of there private parts? Now i myself have some pics of myself that are very adult oriented. Ive just always wondered if you great gals like looking at stuff like that?

Hero Stands Tall
Hero stands tall and commanding, suited in his armour, Bitten by rust, that ferrous red-brown dust. His great shadow looms and stretches across the craggy landscape That cowers in all its epic grandeur. The sun climbs higher - A reduced stature of a lone figure swallowed whole Hero laughs - tosses his head back in wild free laughter, Unsheathes and draws the broad sword of tarnished metal His glimmer in the eyes should have reflected in the sword, would have could not. Now, with a primal roar, he lays his life down, Heroic in all his vows to die. Hero charges - welcomes the battle that is not his The battle that is fought for him, A tear A rip A piercing A stabbing Where is he amidst the blood? Still drawing gazes with his cloak of chivalry upon clean steed, A thousand miles from the war-torn lands They all stare, in rapt admiration For he is the hero The Hero Heroic In his fiction

I Give Up
can't seem to get a grasp on my a-diction and write a proper love letter being as i'm resilient, perhaps this attempt will work out better and maybe i can give an accurate account of my love for you and its amount there isn't enough ink in an indefinite amount of infinite pens or enough earnings in the entire eastern hemisphere for each dollar there that one spends and there aren't enough i's dotted or t's crossed in the history of SAT takers nor are there enough dazzling diamonds distributed by all combined gem and jewelry makers there aren't enough pointy toed princesses performing pirouettes and plies in every dance studio ever constructed there aren't enough polluted politicians, both republican and democrats alike who've done nothing for this world besides fuck it maybe it would be equivalent to the amount of times a woman has asked a man to explain certain situations to which he nonchalantly replied "it is what it is" perhaps, all the sand tha

Youth Gone Too Soon
i saw a child on a bike today he reminded me of my youth of days where i would ride all day never worried about anything except the summer passing too soon and it always did pass too quickly my youth, like summer ended early days of bike riding replaced by an adulthood come too fast the fort in the woods forgotten when i had to be the adult as my mom fell deeper in a bottle i grew up while most kids still had a summers of playing

100 Random Line Items About Nothing.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? nope...not a chick... 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 7 years or so? 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? another day... 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? who hasn't? 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? today 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? everything 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? burrito - beef and bean, i think... 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? depends on if they're coming or going.... 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? symphonie fantastique by berlioz... hehehee 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? in a house 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: PWSHS 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: Nextel...err...or is that Sprint now? 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: What's a mall? i hate them places... 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: USMC about 14 years 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?: you mean the fuxxy rear view mirror ones? no... 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: not lately 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED?: adrian's... 18.

Ok And?
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Tool
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jeanine Date: Jun 23, 2007 5:19 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: You're fucking early demise, that's who... Date: Jun 23, 2007 1:58 PM To repost this for me, just hit reply, copy everything and post into a new bulletin ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Devin Date: Jun 23, 2007 3:36 PM My friend Jen is going through some very difficult times right now, and I wanted to pass this along to those of you who can help.. Please at least read it. :) Thank you! Devin -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Who is Jen? http://www.myspace.com/jensworld I am a 21 year old single mother of a disabled 2 1/2 year old son. I am divorced and I live in Southern Illinois. I live my life for my son mainly… I am in desperate need of help. I will lose my apartment this month and have nowhere to go. Recently Illinois Medicaid has stopped covering cert

I Had A Blast In Maui!
Aloha Everyone!! As many of you know I took off to Maui on a mini vacation.... but believe me! I made the MOST of it!! I went parasailing (4 times!), went on a sunset cruise, went to Lanai in a boat. Saw a big school of about 200 dolphins some of which were close enough to touch! I did so many things I still cannot believe I was only there 5 days!! I did NOT want to come home...! But now it's back to work and the same ol' routine! I've uploaded some pics of my trip. Please stop in and rate them. Also, if you haven't signed my guest book, please stop in and do so! Mahalo and have a beautiful weekend!! Aloha, Makahalei

1st Letter In Ya Name Reveals Sexual Character!
According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think? (Those of you with names that start with "N" will probably wish it started with "K"!) ******************************************************************** -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy se

Sculptor
perhaps if i just chip away at this one, seemingly flawed particle i'll create a masterpiece? and maybe if i just file this edge down a classic, will be unleashed? potentially, if i take scissors to that side voila! a unique collage? just a little more color there and there you have it, a masterful mirage? i wonder if that dig was too deep do you consider this piece catchy? i'm attempting to portay my uniqueness here wouldn't want my art, viewed as sketchy if i nail this part, to that one will my mission be complete? if i paste these pieces together like a puzzle will one stay stunned, and look at it on repeat? will i attain adoration for my work even if, it is etched and complete, yet still possesses a flaw? will others overlook the beauty in my mistake whether intentional or not, will they stand in awe? if i glue on some more sparkly shit and shine it up real pretty for viewing will the authenticity be compromised and, my art, wil

You Know Youre Getting Older When....
YOU KNOW YOURE GETTING OLDER WHEN.... * Your potted plants stay alive. * Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd. * You keep more food than beer in the fridge. * 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. * You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work. * You carry an umbrella. * You watch the Weather Channel. * Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up. * You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. * Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up' * You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. * Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. * You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. * Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. * You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds. * Sleeping on the couch is a no-no. * You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. * Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beg

Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
Hey ho, let's go Hey ho, let's go They're forming in a straight line They're going through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds The Blitzkrieg Bop They're piling in the back seat They're generating steam heat Pulsating to the back beat The Blitzkrieg Bop. Hey ho, let's go Shoot'em in the back now What they want, I don't know They're all reved up and ready to go

You Might Be Addicted To Aol If...
You Might be Addicted to AOL if... Tech Support calls You for help. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL You watch T.V. with the closed cationing turned on You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out" You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your computer you've ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's You have ever joined "Si habla Espanol"(spanish chat room) "just to work on my spanish" you've ever typed "drinking on AOL is better than drinking alone" you go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail letting everyone know you are going to be away you have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it (hehehe) you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or complete

Tonite
Going to watch UNC play Ore St in the CWS, game one of the championship series. Then going to watch the Ultimate Fighter season finale. HELL YEAH!! Meanwhile, I'm getting frunked up :-D That's when you're fucked up, crunk, and drunk at the same time :-D Anyone wanna join me?:)

Best Dj's On Ct Contest!
Best DJ On CT Contest! I need DJ'S for this contest! 1st DJ is...... with 1 comments! 2nd DJ is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/26 thur 7/3 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

How To Dump A Guy Letter..
Dear _______________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition: (Check those that apply) 1. ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it. 2. ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion. 3. ___The fact that our first dining experience to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter! 4. ___Your inadvertent

I'll Allow You
i'll allow you to taste it as long as you vow not to waste it allow the tip of your tongue to get tantalized by it's texture look at it, as if it were your livelihood with your tongue, give it a lyrical lecture or perhaps a lashin' just as long as when you're thrashin' every prod is a poke of passion i'll allow you to touch and smell it if during said process you compel it coerce it with the tip of your nose caress it til the curling of my toes gently collide with its composition, with its construction evoke a riot, within its walls excite it til its eruption i'll allow you to get at it only if you ensure me that my breathing patterns become erratic heart palpitations of you, make me an addict make my, otherwise steady, brain functioning sinfully sporadic i must advise before you even realize it'll have you sprung speaking in lyrical tongues once you indulge whats in your pants, will certainly bulge it'l

Fire Truck Tale
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station, when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon. The wagon has tiny ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck" the firefighter says with admiration. "Thanks!" the little girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the firefighter says, " I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Tears That Sting
I hate when you have one of those days, or more then one, when nothing seems to go right. But EVERYTHING goes wrong. You just want to sit and cry, or pull your hair out or scream at the top of your lungs or all of the above. Then when you break down, the tears stream down your face and because your cheeks are so hot they sting like crazy as they reach your chin.Sometimes you just want to sit inside and avoid the world. Avoid everything and everyone around you. Til the next day where the stinging tears have finally washed away. And a new day begins where hopefully it will be better then the last.At least thats what you hope for.

Funny Quotes..
* If a woman steals your man...the best revenge is to let her keep him * * I still miss my ex...but my aims improving * * Sum people are only alive cause its illegal to kill them * * Wait for the right guy to cum along...meanwhile...have fun with the wrong ones * * Between the 2 evils pick the one you haven't tried before * * Y is everything I like to do illegal, ill moral, or fattening * * Y does Sea world have a seafood restaurant...I'm halfway through my meal and I realize I could be eating a slow learner * * If swimming is so good 4 your figure...how do you explain whales * * I have PMS and a gun..now what were you saying * * gravity doesn't exist...earth SUCKS * * I got a dog and named him 'stay'....I would say 'come here stay'..after a while the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all * * I'm blonde..what's your excuse * * How can I miss you if you don't go away * * The way I see it...the more people who hate me...the less peop

I’ve Falling
I’ve falling So deep beyond the earths core Beyond the depths of an human's soul Witch scares me, cause this mean I can never let you go I’ve falling 4 you But is it the real you You show in front of my eyes Is it love I feel are lies, you throw in my heart If so I rather push around an empty cart Your shadow, I stare at you because you’re the most beautiful piece of art And, im Willing to learn if you teach Willing to listen if you preach Willing to touch if you show....................LOVE But not willing to fall and you let go I’ve falling Witch has to be a blessing And these feelings I have im finally confessin But I pray and ask god.....is it him you made for me??? The equal to my EQUATION The creditor who over temps my TEMPTATION The 1st to stop my masturbation The 1 I should fall in love without HESITATION I’ve falling Deep within your waves Surrounded in the most beautiful cave My angel that'll fly me up to the sky The highest of all highs……by

Bartenders Psychology:
Bartenders Psychology: Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink............................................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Razors Edge
I did not write this but wanted to keep it as it is truth. got it in a bulletin from a friend as a repost when we speak without thought, we say things we never mean, nothing can undo the pain, from just a few things we say, the words cut more then flesh, they cut us to the bone, leave use all with regrets, but once the words are out there, they can almost never be undone, they slice away at heart and soul, just like the razors edge...

Funny Pick-up Lines
~If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? ~Mmmmmm you bring a new meaning to the word edible. ~Do you have a map? because I just keep getting lost in your eyes. ~Ur name should be campbell's cuz you look mmm mmm good. ~Do I look like a grocery item? cuz I see you checkin me out. ~Are you a farmer? cuz you sure know how to raise a cock. ~If I follow you home will you keep me? ~Either my eyes need checking or your the best looking guy i've seen all week. ~If you're naught go to your room. If ya wanna be naught go to mine! ~Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop, and roll. ~My hands are cold, can I stick them down your pants to warm them? ~If having lunch is like having sex, can I have lunch with you? ~(When somebody clears their throat) Do you have a frog in your throat...oh no...well do you want me instead. ~Hey baby I got the F the C and the K now all I need is U! ~Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? Oh I thou

Signs You Are Broke
1) American Express calls and says, " Leave home without it" 2) Your idea of a seven course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant 3) You formulating a plan to rob a food bank 4) You've rolled so many pennies you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln 5) Long distance company's don't call you to switch 6) You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes 7) You rob Peter, and then rob Paul 8) You finally clean your house, hoping to find change 9) you think of a lottery ticket as an investment 10) Your bologna has no first name 11) you give blood everyday, just for the orange juice 12) Sally Struthers sends you food 13) McDonalds supply's you with all you kitchen condiments 14) At communion , you go back for seconds

Do I Know You
so whats up? i been on ct for a while now and i meet alot of friends but i dont know alot of you. wtf. you guys cant write or say hi. why did you add me? deleate me cause i dont want to be a fucken number. and to my friends that stay in touch. thanks. all you other mother fuckers write or deleate me...peace. p.s. im not tring to be a prick. i just want real friends

Sex..a Better Look
Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. Women: 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy"

Santa....he's Back! Poem #6
Ever have that felling that somethings not right? It gnawls at your stomach from morning to night. The thought kept coming that somethings amiss. It was starting to effect my holiday bliss. The day flew by fast everything seemed fine. But, i could not sleep with this thought on my mind. Then some low sounds about an hour till dawn. Some ho ho ho'ing out on my lawn. Yes, its true, Santa he's back and trippin' Healed up nicely from last years ass whippin'. I laughed in his face, "you stupid goose steppin' kraut." "Cme all the way back here to just get knocked out. "You'll find out this time I'm not so easily beat." "Say hello to my friend Cottontail pete." You'd think of a bunny as fragile and small. but, this fluffy hare was seven feet tall. "See i brought me some help a lil' egg-stra fun." "You'll be kissing my elf butt by the time we are done." Guess he thought that was funny he started to grin. So i gave him an uppercut under his chin. Pete c

Distance
most people think that distance is a physical space between people i have found that just isnt the truth i have slept in the same bed with someone who was 5 thousand miles away i would lie there, awake wondering how that happened when in reality we were never in the same hemisphere In time I left and vowed never to live with someone who doesn't live with me instead of a half a world away ~me, EMB 6/23/07

You Know You're From St. Louis When....
You love toasted ravioli with Budweiser beer. "Vacation" is a choice between Silver Dollar City and Lake of the Ozarks. You can find Pestalozzi Street by aroma alone. You can get anywhere in 20 minutes, except on highway 40. You can debate for 30 minutes whether Missouri Baking or Marge Amighetti makes the best Italian bread. You know what "Party Cove" is, and where the "lake" is. You still can't believe the Arena is gone. Your first question to a new person is, "Where did you go to High School?" Your non-St. Louisan friends always ask if you're aware there is no "r" in "wash." You know at least one person who's gotten hurt at Johnson Shut-ins. You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football. You think the four major food groups are Beef, Pork, Budweiser and Imo's. You know there are really only three salad dressings: Imo's, Zia's and Rich and Charlie's. You'll pay for your kid to go to college unless they want to go to KU.

6-23-07
THIS IS JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I WILL BE OFFLINE FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. I AM LEAVING IN A FEW HOURS TO DRIVE TO CHARLESTON TO FINISH GETTING THINGS SITUATED. I HOPE THAT YOU ALL HAVE LOTS OF FUN AND NO DRAMA WHILE I AM GONE. WELL I GUESS THAT IS ALL FOR NOW SO I WILL POST ANOTHER BLOG WHEN I RETURN SO I GUESS THIS IS TTFN. CHAT WITH YOU ALL LATER!!

Men Are Like...
Men are like . Laxatives...They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like...Blenders...You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like...Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like...Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word they say. Men are like...Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very

Need To Ask A Question?
Okay i just want to know peoples personal thoughts on this issue im going for my bizness lic to open a toy/comic/anima shop, I know around hetre in San Mateo there is barle place to go to get these items since a lot of places have closed but i just want to know what u the people think plz give me ur honesty thank u for reading this. Spaz

When Is It More Then Friends
You came in to my life when everything was slow nothing complete but nothing a wreck I have big dreams and big goals that is a must and need to obtain. We started as friends and that we still are but it could become more who knows so far I am not perfect and never will be as long as you except me i will always be just me I will be here no matter cause like i said friends we are so if you ever need me i will not be to far i am dedicated to those in my life now and forever i always strive i hope more will come in our lives together but friends we will stay always and forever slow and easy it will go until the day it will show if we are destined to be that we will have to see Until that day may come feel free to always tell me how you feel with ease once my friendship love and dedication is earned forever it will yern So be true to how you feel dont let fear stand in your way hurt is not always there if you let happiness apear

Bitchology
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being Everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be i

My Pimpout
Just keeping this..She is definetely right when she says that noone will complain..Thank you to all my new friends and fans.I Love Sporks thank you so much for helping me. It's insane that all I ever see this lady doing is help other people. I never see her asking for anything for herself, so it's time someone did it for her She actually does return all of the love that she gets so, you guys know what to do I very rarely pimp people out, but when I do, I have yet to have ONE person complain that they didn't get anything in return! RATE her FAN her ADD her thanks :D BooBoo.......@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-' on '2007-06-22 15:50:00')

Bad Biker Pick-up Lines
Pick-up lines you might want to avoid using at the local biker bar! 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. 7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! 10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Womens Humor
Womens Humor One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, What setting do I use on the washing machine? It depends, I replied. What does it say on your shirt? He yelled back, University of Oklahoma. And they say blondes are dumb... ______ A couple is lying in bed. The man says, I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world. The woman says, I'll miss you. ______ Its just too hot to wear clothes ! today, Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this? Probably that I married you for your money, she replied. _______ He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - Thats a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. ________ He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and

Impress Me
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: 1. Compliment her 2. Cuddle her 3. Kiss her 4. Caress her 5. Love her 6. Stroke her 7. Tease her 8. Comfort her 9. Protect her 10. Hug her 11. Hold her 12. Spend money on her 13. Wine & dine her 14. Buy things for her 15. Listen to her 16. Care for her 17. Stand by her 18. Support her 19. Go to the ends of the earth for her... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: 1.Show up naked. 1 a. Bring beer.

And Things Keep Rolling....
I have continued exploring this side of me and Mike and I have talked about it more and more. He is coming to understand it more and more as well. He says he is ok with it all as long as he knows whats going on and isnt left in the dark. If I become serious about someone he wants to be able to know them and meet them so he is comfy with who they are and that they are a good person and that I would be safe. I have slept with one person since I have been with mike and though I liked this guy alot...it wasnt really all that stellar or worth the trouble in the end. I ended up caring about him more than he did me. I found him out to be the player that he is and I have since moved on but it really pissed me off when I found it all out. I have also found that living in a small town doesnt make living like this easy. Everyone knows your business and cant keep their damn noses out of it...so I am forced to live my life quietly and mainly talk to people online that wont judge me. I have

Daddy's Poem(this Was In A Bulletin)
Body: Don't read without tissues because it will make you cry if you have a heart.. Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the

Top 10 Reason's You Should Not Grace Your Penis With A Magnum!
10. If you can Pee on your balls, while leaning over the toilet you do not need a Magnum! 9. If your hand is bigger than your dick..... you don't need a magnum 8. If you can feel a breeze while you have a hard-on inside the condom........... you do not need a magnum. 7. If you put on a magnum and there's a balloon in the tip guess what! you do not need a magnum 6. If ya balls are bigger than your dick..... don't do it!!! 5. If you aint seen ya dick in a minute uhmmmmm. do I need to say it!! 4. If you put on a condom and it's still rolled up.. you do not need a Magnum..... 3. If you are jealous of your girlfriends dildo cause it make you feel like ya lackin' you don't need a magnum you need a psychologist! 2.if you put the condom on and it rolls back off..... Help me yall!!! (ya shit's tooo skinny) And the number one reason you should not where a Magnum (drum roll please) 1. if you cum and the condom stays inside the pussy, and your dick falls out with e

Why Girls Are Special
Some girls don't like haters, other know that sometimes a girl is just trying to get attention, or thats how maybe she sees her world. it's her right. Some girls will fight one day, then make up the next if they were friends long enough. Some girls like mumms, others don't. A girl will always treasure you if you write in her mumm. the mumm means a lot to that girl who wrote it. Some girls who are mothers need saultes, they are raising future men and women. Girls like gifts, tens, stash rates, and a lot of love from each other. All girls need another girl to believe in them. Imagine being of the same species and having someone not like you. Girls need to be listened to and understand. Sometimes they need hugs from friend family and loved ones, and they need protection, too. If this means anything to you, come along and be my friend. Gifts and drinks appreciated but not expected.

Saturday Pimpin
I ONLY HAVE FRIENDS WITH SALUTE PIC OR FRIENDS WHO ARE VIC MEMBERS AT CT CHECK OUT THOSE AWESOME BIRTHDAY GUYS & GIRLS PLZ ADD, RATE & FAN :) tkbear@ CherryTAP cbtboots@ CherryTAP My Queen!........(Patron Family)@ CherryTAP

Sexy Love By Ne-yo
NE-YO LYRICS "Sexy Love" My sexy love... (so sexy...) [Verse 1] She makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up Just one touch And I errupt like a volcano and cover her with my love Babygirl you make me say (Ohh ohhh ohhhh) And I just can't think (of anything else I'd rather do) Than to hear you sing (sing my name the way you do) When we do our thing (when we do the things we do) Babygirl you make me say (Ohh ohhh ohhhh) [Chorus] Sexy love girl the things you do (Oh baby baby) Keep me sprung, keep running back to you Oh I love making love to you Babygirl you know you're my (sexy love...) [Verse 2] I'm so addicted to her she's the sweetest drug Just enough Still too much say that I'm simp and I'm sprung all of the above I can't help she makes me say (Ohh ohhh ohhhh) And I just can't think (of anything else I'd rather do) Than to hear you sing (sing my name the way you do) When we do our thing (when we do the things we do) Oh, babygirl you make me s

Friends
I just want to make it very clear that im not into any kinda drama. If you creat any on my page or anywere around me you will no longer be my friend. I am here to have fun and to have lots of friends. I am very ill and dont have time to scrue around with loosers! So if you fit the definition below you can stay if not take yourself off my page couse I dont want to be your friend or have anything to do with you. I am very seriouse!!!! Julia Definition: Friend Friend Noun 1. A person you know well and regard with affection and trust; "he was my best friend at the university". 2. An associate who provides assistance; "he's a good ally in fight"; "they were friends of the workers". 3. A person with whom you are acquainted; "I have trouble remembering the names of all my acquaintances"; "we are friends of the family". 4. A person who backs a politician or a team etc.; "all their supporters came out for the game"; "they are friends of the library". 5. A member of t

Lookin' For New Friends!
Hey you all out there! I'm still new to all of this on Cherry Tap, even tho' I have met some wonderful ppl already on here, I'm still lookin' for more new friends! So why don't ya just stop on by and check me out! I'm not that bad of a person! Hope to meet some more new wonderful ppl on here! Take care!

Just A Thought Or Two
JUST A THOUGHT OR POSSIBLY TWO! For those that haven't read my profile and still may not know or can't fully read my tag line. I have met and have started dating (and yes CT married) the most wonderful man there is. Most of your adult life you spend searching, for that one person who makes you feel good about yourself; the one that seems to truly complete you. The man I found, kinda found me, and believe it or not the person that introduced he and I, ended up stabbing both of us in the back. But, instead of him listening to BS from someone else he talked to me and told me what was being said. It didn't split us up it brought us closer together. Yet there was one more person who attempted to be a real "twatwaffle". She came to me telling me all kinds of crap. Once again we talked about it, and realized that people are going to to this and continue to keep this up till the think it will cause a bridge between us. Ummm I have news for that .... IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN SO GET O

Because I'm Curious
Whats your favorite drink? 1. Favorite food? 2. Do you take vitamins? 3. Smoke?(everything counts) 4. Favorite 3 bands? 5. Things you collect? 6. Bondage cool or no? 7. Favorite position? 8. Bar soap or body wash?(it tells me a lot about you) 9. Morning or night owl? 10.

Who Knows Why We Do These Things?
1. Last beverage you consumed? coffee 2. Are you a sexual predator? depends on who you talk to; mostly i just try to keep up... 3. What is in the backseat of your car? what back seat? 4. Three words to explain why you last threw up some freakin bug 5. What is the equation for the pythagorean theorem? i once tripped over a hypotenuse.... 6. Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls? sure... i don't go for chicks with plastic boobs and no sexual organs... 7. What kind of car does your father drive? some cadillac land yacht... 8. Do you like to play scrabble: heh, yeah... 9. Where did you attend high school: PWSHS 10. Favorite scent: not telling... 12. Last television program you watched? hmmm...bleach? 13. Spell your name with without vowels: sctt 14. Does your family own any boats: yeah 15. Something you can't live without? O2 16. Do you wear flip flops constantly: no, nor do i wear shorts, as a general rule...

Scatman John- Scat Man
(Scatting by Scatman John) I'm the Scatman (Scatting by Scatman John) I'm the Scatman (Scatting by Scatman John) Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you. As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back. If the Scatman can do it so can you. Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings. But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing. Yo I'm the Scatman. Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman. Why should we be pleasin' all the politician heathens Who would try to change the seasons if the could? The state of the condition insults my intuitions And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood. Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you. As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back. If the Scatman can do it brother so can you. I'm the Scatman. (Scatting by Scatman John) Everybody stutters one

Mange La Mode
A friend of mine is involved with this group to explore with her fashion designing and modeling. I am so proud of her for taking the leap of faith and exploring the realm unknown. Check out the site Mange La Mode and let me know what you think.... It certainly isn't for everyone, but it can spark a few imaginations.... :D

Could It Be???
My horoscope for today states: "A new admirer is being ridiculously sweet. Part of you doesn't trust this -- who do they think you are? Is it possible that they see exactly what it is you are -- someone who deserves lots of love?" Question is -- who is my new admirer? Will the real admirer please stand up now??? ;)

Am I Strange ????
I am almost 30, and I am single.. Which to some would be horrible, but to me, its not.. Call me crazy but I love my friends(the VERY few I have), and I love my son, he rocks, and really right now that is all I need. So, FOR THE LAST TIME, I am not strange cause I dont want to meet a man and live happily ever after. My happily ever after will come, when its damn good and ready. Quit trying to rush me!! THE END !! LOL !!

Feeling Like...
What happens today? haha I dont really care, it's pretty boring right now but keeping busy with everyone on here lol commenting and viewing my profile...jeez tryna keep up you guys :S hehe what else..ohh tryna figure out what I wanna do with today haha other than try to attemp to clean up, holy what a sentence... sposta be doing a lot today but I decided midas well just be lazy before work on monday :P hehe...what else...? I dunno...haha what else to say for today..update again another day

Blog Reposted From Restrictive
.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.) 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A 13.)Q. What would we do if we were stuck in an elevator? 13.)A. 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.)A. 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 16.)A. 17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? 17.)A. 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 18.)A. 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 19.)A. 20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look,

Hot And Fresh
I totally bought a new bra last night. it's light pink and dark pink.It's really pretty. And I don't even like pink so i';m not sure why i got it. oh oh oh oh o ohhhh I'm getting new glasses. they are purple with some pink and white.pretty awesome. pretty damned fucking sure i'm gonna be taking pictures with them. which i never,or rarely, take pictures with my glasses on. but oh well. I'm excited.

Why Men Are Never Depressed
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jar

Gibson And Moobaby Are In Soooo Very Much Trouble...
I came home Friday and discovered my home ransacked. They had turned into "Thing 1" and "Thing 2" and knocked over just about everything in site... including a blue flower vase that I had filled with flat marble-like objects instead of soil in a particular flower arrangements. I am still finding pieces of them all over the place. I think that they might have played floor hockey with the pieces as well!! I am glad someone is having fun in this place. Between school, studying, sleeping and work, I haven't had time to thing about having some fun. Any suggestions for something fun to do these days???

Life's Lil Lessons
Love is, without doubt, a great thing to behold. Don't make the mistake of thinking love cannot fail -- because it very well can. But where love fails, the good times and achievements of your life will always be something that nobody else can take from you -- and will lead you to a truly successful life, which WILL help you find what you seek. Take it easy

Come From Alabama With A Banjo On My Knee...
For those of you who don't know already, I'm being stationed in Alabama (Fort Rucker) at the end of September. While Alabama would probably not be my first choice, it is MUCH closer to the area I grew up in than I've been in the last 15 years. Hell, I used to go to Dothan once a week for a while, and I actually have aunts and cousins who live just outside that area! Anyway, I can't complain about Texas...it's been good to me and mine. I will miss all of my offline friends here. But, for now, I'll have to dust off my FSU and UGA hats so I can cause a semi-riot at the games!!! Rock on!!!!

Pasta With Shrimp And Scallops
6 tbsp. olive oil 2 lbs. ripe tomatoes, peeled, seeded and chopped 3 tbsp. capers, drained 2 tbsp. anchovies, chopped 1 tbsp. garlic, chopped 3/4 lb. raw shrimp, peeled 1/2 lb. sea scallops, halved 2 tbsp. olives (Kalamata) chopped, optional Heat oil on high heat. Add tomatoes, capers, anchovies and garlic. Cook until tomatoes releases their juices and mixture thickens, stir occasionally about 10 minutes. Add shrimp and scallops cook about 2 minutes. Cook pasta (fettuccine or linguine). Pour sauce over pasta and serve.

Vegetable Lasagna
portobello mushrooms zucchini yellow squash onion spinach garlic olive oil tomato sauce lasagna noodles ricotta cheese shredded mozzerella Fry mushrooms, onion,garlic, zucchini and squash in olive oil. Mix 1/2 cup of mozzarella with ricotta cheese. Layer accordingly, adding spinach (don't cook spinach first becasue it will add moisture). Bake 350 for 30 min to an hour.

Pic At Work Contest !!!!!!!!!!!!
To all my Family, Friends and Fans! My Wife is holding her first contest and it is going to be a pic at work Contest!( pic must be you at work or what you do while at work) PLease come help her out and enter the contest P.S to all you domesitc goddess and Mr. Mom's please don't feel as you don't work yall hold very important jobs of taking care of the house and family and that is how we surive . So dont let that stop ya from entering the contest!!!!! RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day blast 3rd place: Big Pimpin Gift Please send her the link to the pic you would like in the contest in private message or in shout box!! Have fun !!!!!!!! Your friend Christy!! Link

Veal Scaloppine With Eggplant
4 slices eggplant (about 5-6" wide) 1 lb. veal scaloppine, cut into 12 pieces 1 cup flour, for dredging 3 tablespoons seasoned Italian bread crumbs 4 very thinly sliced proscuitto (optional) 3 tablespoons fresh parsley, minced 1/4 teaspoon each garlic and onion powder 4 slices each mozzarella and provolone cheese Parmesan, for sprinkling 1/2 cup dry white wine freshly ground black pepper, to taste pats of butter, to serve 1/2 cup any tomato-based pasta sauce Lightly salt eggplant and sandwich it between two food-safe paper towels. Place under a weight such as a heavy frying pan and leave for 30 minutes. (This extracts the bitter juices from the eggplant). In a shallow tray, stir together flour, bread crumbs, minced parsley, and garlic and onion powder until well combined. Lightly dredge the veal in the seasoned flour. Melt 1 tablespoon of butter in a skillet and saute several pieces of veal at a time until lightly browned, adding butter as needed. (A combination of

Potato Croquettes
leftover mashed potatoes diced onions chives and parsley, finely chopped heavy cream salt and pepper, to taste Tabasco Worcestershire Sauté onions until translucent, but not browned. Combine all ingredients (to taste). Spread on sheet pan. Refrigerate until firm. Use a biscuit cutter to make rounds, then dredge in flour, then egg, then breadcrumbs. Bake on a tray in a 350°F degree oven until brown and crisp. These go great with any dish in place of any starch.

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Broken Poetry Song Or Prose
So here I sit, Striving for the poetry that usually pours so freely from heart to hand; pen to paper. Maybe my poetry is broken like my heart and so much else. Maybe I'm doomed to prose my thoughts my gift of rhyme and juxtaposition lost, like my soul mate, my heart and my family. Don't know what happened to my Miss Independant maybe Kelly's right and I fell in love took a chance and followed my heart even though I knew my downfall would ensue Tina had it right, what's love got to do with it? Sometimes I wish I could just amalgamate all those songs into one that writes it all. A few lines of Miss Independant, followed by a dash of Your So Vain, a sprinkle of Sober, Crawling, Break Stuff, Bodies and Last Resort, then cover the entire conflagaration With A Broken Wing. All the while wishing I were Comfortably Numb as tears that fall silently from my eyes scream out the loudest song of pain and loss their only sound, the sad plop of tears on a page Singi

Is Number 11 The One To Break The Cherry ?
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to, "Please be gentle... I'm still a virgin". "What?" exclaimed the new groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband #3 was an automotive technician; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the engine running. "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, ..he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband #5 was a scientist; he understood the basic principle but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of- the-art procedure. "Husband #6 was an Administrator; he thought

Male Strippers? Lol
OK I HAVE JUST ONE LITTLE THING THAT I WAS WONDERING ABOUT ON HERE..HAS ANY OF THE WOMEN ON HERE EVER THOUGHT THAT ITS NOT VERY FAIR THAT ALL WE EVER HERE ABOUT IS WOMEN STRIPPERS WHATS SO WRONG WITH HAVING MALE STRIPPERS? I FOR ONE WOULD LOVE TO SEE MALE STRIPPERS...LOL..I MEAN I THINK IT WOULD BE ONLY FAIR...DON'T YOU? www.hostdrjack.com

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And Again ... Lol
Tell her how you admire her when she's upset, hold her tight. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up, tickle her and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand ... let her fall asleep in your arms. Tell her she looks beautiful. Look into her eyes and smile, kiss her on the forehead. Kiss her in the rain. If you wwant to be with her ... tell her.

Tommy Returns To The Airwaves Tonight !!
POWER !! RADIO Returns to the Air Waves Saturday June 23, 2007 10:00pm EST to 1am and maybe Beyond Celebrating the Birthday of The Power Radio Power Princess Click Here to Listen Live For further DetailsClickHERE And Join !! ♥ ♥♥

"daddy Poem"
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?"

Where Are All The Bombers At ?????????
STEPS ON SOAP BOX AGAIN !!!!! WHERE IS ALL THE THE BOMBERS AT .. I COME ON EVERY NIGHT WHILE AT WORK AND ONLY SEE A FEW THAT I ALWAYS SEE BOMBING AND YET HERE WE HAVE ALOT OF BOMBERS BUT SEEMS THEY ARE BOMBERS IN NAME ONLY .. IF I CAN COME IN WHILE AT WORKING WORKING ALL THE GIT-R-DONE BOMBERS CAN AS WELL COME IN AND AT LEAST PUT A HOUR IN TO BOMBING TO HELP OUT THE ONES WHO ARE HERE EVERYDAY AND NIGHT .. IF THIS IS TO MUCH TO ASK , THEN GET WITH YOUR LEADERS AND LET THEM KNOW .. THERE ARE 20 BOMBERS ON THE LIST AND OUT OF THEM 20 ONLY 6 HAVE REPLIED TO LT. TWEETY'S BLOG .. COME ONE PEOPLE GET WITH THE PROGRAM .. WE COULD HAVE A GREAT BOMBING SQUAD IF EVERYONE PUTS IN A LITTLE EFFORT TO THIS SQUAD .. STEPS DOWN OFF MY SOAP BOX .. THANK YOU THE DEVILISH ONE

Midnight Sun
Arrived in Sweden just in time to celebrate Midsumer´s Night. Much fun, food, and drink for all! At midnight the sky was still noticeably light in the west and soon (12:30) it was daylight again as the celebration went on. Now the days get shorter, but I will go north so the effect may not be apparent. Having a great time and hope you are all well and happy. Thanks for all the messages and good wishes, even if I am unable to answer you directly. I will make up for it when I return. Cherry love, J

More Meaningless Stuff ...
Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop trying to figure out precisely how we feel, stop deciding with our mind what we want our heart to feel, sometimes we just have to go with it, whatever happens, happens.

Wednesday, December 24, 2003
12/24/03: The Journey Begins.... Current mood: hopeful Well, this is the first entry of many, hopefully. It will recap the day's (or past several days, as the case may be) events and my feelings and opinions on said events. To recap (for my benefit, as well as any who might read this journal), my name is Brian, I am a 35 year old black male, living the BDSM lifestyle. I am sexual, polyamorous, and loving. I currently have two relationships that can be considered serious: One is with L, someone who I have known for almost three years now and we have a sometimes tumultuous relationship. which stems from the issues she has had in her past. We love each other and when things are going good, they are quite good. When they are not going well, its a mess. Being her Master can sometimes be a trial, because we keep treading the same ground over and again, and I am getting more than a little tired of that happening. But I love her, dearly. And though I do, that does n

Soldier's Kiss
I'm here waiting The return Of a loved one After long days and even longer nights I remained... standing behind him Supporting, and making our time special Limited but never taken for granted Seven months stretch to a year And yet I remained, Never wavering from His side or heart Never tempted to be untrue. All the loneliness and worry Worth every agonizing moment Seeing him unboard the plane In Uniform Arms open waiting for My Soldier' kiss

Meaningless Things That Come To Mind In The Middle Of The Night
I am a daughter, A sister, A grand-daughter, A neice, A cousin, A friend. I am a partner, A student, A young girl and A grown woman. I am confident and scared terrified and excited. I am loving and caring and thoughtful and hopeful. I am sick and tired. I am shy and friendly and careful and careless. I am broken and whole. I am misunderstood, misguided and mislead. I am hard working and determined, but A little scared on the inside. I wish on stars and dream my dreams. I pray to god and cry my tears. I smile on the outside, while I'm dying on the inside. I listen to others who wont listen to me. I walk on eggshells and I walk on fire. I believe in passion but not true love. I love you and I push you away. I want you but not so close. I am everything and nothing all at once and all I want is for you to love me.

Destiny !!! A Poem Copyrighted And Took 1st Place With Awards' Y Marty Kays !
Destiny I had a dream of our first kiss A precious dream that went like this As we walked by the babbling brook Away from me my breath mistook The world was peaceful and serene Where you were queen and I was king The sky above was a sea of blue A vision of love for me and you I knew right then someday I'd be Asking for your love upon one knee Though just a dream of our first date Inside it seems like futures' fate And if someday we find our souls embraced as if in rhyme Remember this and you will see That our first kiss was destiny! Martin Guy Kays Copyright ©2006 Martin Guy Kays

This Is So True
This morning I told my supervisor that I was coming to see him. I had finally had it and was throwing in the towel on my emergency medical career. I was fed up with always being tired, tired of never getting fed, sick of being plagued by sick people who really aren't, supervisors who really don't, co-workers who sometime won't, professionals who aren't, and drunks who are... constantly. The week started out very typically on Monday morning. I overslept, and in trying to shave, brush my teeth, shower, and cook breakfast all at the same time, I managed to cut my face, slip on a bar of soap, scorch my best (my only) skillet, and catch my breakfast, and almost my, kitchen on fire. I arrived late to work still bleeding around the neck area, only to be harassed by the opposite shift, who wanted to know why I was never on time. (This from the guy who conned me into working for him so he could attend his aunt's funeral. His poor aunt died 11 times last year). My partner, Dave, and

Sunday, August 01, 2004
8/1/04: Its been a long time..... After receiving an email from someone on collarme.com complimenting me on my profile and the journal that I keep there, I realized that almost three months have passed since I have entered into this journal, so I think had better get to it. The job is still going well, though I damaged my delivery truck on an overhang at one of my stops this Friday past. If there is one thing I hate, its screwing up. Everyone at work says not to worry about it, and that is what insurance is for, etc. They're right, but one thing about me is that I hold myself up to very high standards. Sometimes impossibly high. I can be very hard on myself if I do not meet those standards, even if no one else is being hard on me. I feel better today, as one of my slaves came over last night, so Monday will be faced with a clean slate. My relationships are going well, even though I messed up there as well last week. I met someone who I have not talked to in a l

I Think It Is!!
Daily Horoscope: Gemini For June 23,2007 The bond between you and this special someone will grow even stronger, especially if you learn to deal with outsized expectations. Neither of you is perfect, but you might be perfect together, given some time and effort The more alcohol I consume the more I'm starting to believe that this is about me and Angelina Jolie!! I wonder if she's thinking the same thing?? Oh well, time will tell!!! :D

Saturday, August 07, 2004
8/07/04: Time management, or juggling act? There are times when I wish that my heart wasn't so big, that I could just focus on one person and devote myself to her throughout the length of our relationship. Seeing how things have turned out for me over the last eight years, that's not in the cards for me. There is D, who lives in NYC. She is a very independent person with a strong personality. Then there is C, whom is trying to piece together her life while going through a divorce, Of course there is L, who is trying to get her life together as well. Then there is V, who is just now starting to see possibilities in deepening our relationship, and there is S, who I have known for years and have owned her previously. We share a link that no matter how we part ways, we always come back together. And now there is P, who I am not sure our newly found relationship will survive, because of her inability to adapt to circumstances. She lost her husband and Master, two an

Monday, August 16, 2004
8/16/04: A New Beginning, Long Overdue. Friday, August 20th, 2004. Thats the day a new chapter starts in my life. I move out of this emotional minefield that I have called home for the past two years, and I go to my new apartment. All that remains here in my room are the bare essentials: bed, lamp, computer, tv, ps2, vcr, dvd player and stereo. Everything else sits in boxes at the apartment, waiting to be unpacked. Everyone who knows me and cares has said that I have needed to get away from my roommates and their manipulative, misanthropic world, and they have been right. Now that I have the funds and the ability to do so, I did so as quickly as possible. Now it is coming to fruition, and I am excited, nervous, apprehensive, and relieved. I shed myself of the burdens I have been carrying in exchange for a different set. I just hope that these are lighter. I will be on my own for a month or so, then Allie will come to stay for several months. I hope that she ge

A Good Thought For Any Day Or Holiday
THE FINAL INSPECTION (Military) The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny,

What Is Zombie Time?
When you have been up so long you are zoned out about 1 hour out of 4 and really operating pretty much at a subconscious level. In my case it probably means I'm down to doing only 1.5 to 2 things at a time. ;-)

Thursday, September 23, 2004
9/23/04: One step forward, three steps back Well, after a month, things have taken a turn for the worse. First thing is that after spending a great deal of energy on her and the relationship, Pepper is no longer a part of my life. With one day before her coming up here to live, she flaked out on me, thinking I insulted her somehow. She decided to move to California, instead of honoring her word and my wishes and at least trying to see if things would work out. So much for her saying that she is a slave, and that she loves me and she wishes to serve me. I won;t go so far as to say that she *plays* at being a slave, but in my book if one has made the commitment, you don;t go changing it at the last minute. That in itself hurt, but that pain was compounded by the fact that Danielle also decided to part ways with me after a year. I understand her reasons, at least the intellectual and pragmatic part of me does, but the emotional part of me is still trying to recove

October 2004
Beginning Again... I think. Its been almost two months since I have written here, partially intentional, and partially not. I realize that I need to get my thoughts and feelings out, but its hard to do sometimes. There are times where I feel that I'm standing by on the sidelines, helpless to but watch as time goes by, and then there are times where I feel like I am moving so fast that I don't have time to catch my breath. That's life, I suppose. Anyway, moving right along... Allie moved in, and that was an ordeal from a physical standpoint. I had to move most of her things into the apartment myself, and the things that I didn't bring in, I moved into storage. Her son Liam is a bundle of pure energy, and most toddlers are. He is exploring his world and getting into stuff, as most toddlers do. I just hope that Allie gets her housing within the year. As much as I hated it at times, I miss a good portion of my privacy. But even knowing that, I feel like I am doing t

Friday, November 12, 2004
10/12/04: Drama and frustrations... Well how about this, writing twice in one month... who woulda thunk it? I need to vent here. While on the road today, I got a call from Dae, telling me that she needs $400 paid to her rent or she will get evicted from the YMCA, where she lives now. She got into this predicament because she did not pay her current rent, thinking that because her Section 8 voucher came in that she would get a new apartment without any problems. That was mistake number one. I told her as much before I left to go to Idaho; pay your rent as if you are not going to get a place at all. That way, you will have your bases covered. But one of Dae's great failings is that she does not heed advice well, no matter what the source of it is. so she ignores her rent and now she faces eviction. When I got the call, I was very angry with her. This is something that an irresponsible college student does, not a grown woman of thirty-six years who is supposed t

Best Meatloaf
BASIC MIX: 1 1/2 pounds ground beef 1 c. fresh Italian style bread crumbs 1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped 3-4 cloves garlic, finely minced 1 large onion, finely chopped 1 large green bell pepper, chopped 1 egg 1 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon onion powder 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 8 oz can tomato sauce 1 cup ketchup 1/2 cup water or beef stock (can use bouillon) 3 tbsp. Balsamic vinegar 3 tbsp. brown sugar 2 tbsp. Dijon mustard 2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 1/4 c. Parmesan, grated (optional) In a small bowl, combine tomato sauce, ketchup, Balsamic vinegar, brown sugar, Dijon mustard, Worcestershire sauce, and water/beef stock. In a large bowl, combine beef, bread crumbs, onions, green bell pepper, parsley, chopped garlic, egg, seasonings, 3/4 cup of tomato mixture, and optionally, Parmesan cheese. Form into loaf. Place into shallow 7 by 10 in. pan or bread loaf tin, lightly oiled. Pour remaining liquid over meat loaf to coat. Bake in a

Asian Marinated Mushrooms
1 lb small mushrooms 2 tablespoons soy sauce 3 tablespoons rice wine (or white) vinegar 1 tablespoon sugar 1/2 cup dry sherry 2 tablespoons onions, minced 2 cloves fresh garlic, minced 1 scant tablespoon salt 1/2 teaspoon fresh ginger, finely minced Remove stems from mushrooms. Combine soy sauce, wine, sugar, sherry, onion, garlic, salt and ginger in a saucepan. Bring to a boil and remove from heat. Pour over mushrooms in a heatproof glass or stainless steel bowl, or in a canning jar. Refrigerate for two days, turning mushrooms to coat with the marinade twice daily. Can be kept in refrigerator up to one week before serving.

Racism?
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman' .. And that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Towel head, Sand nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You Have Yom Hashoah, you have Ma'uled Al-Nabi, you have the NAACP. You have BET. But If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) .. We'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day .. You would call us racists. If we had White History Month We'd be racists. I

Mexi - Rice Chicken
6 strips bacon 1 lb. boneless chicken breast 1 box (7.6 oz.) Old El Paso Mexican rice 1 can (10 oz.) Old El Paso tomatoes & green chilies (1 can tomatoes may be sub. if less spicy hot is to your taste) 1 1/2 c. chicken broth 1 c. frozen peas, rinsed to thaw Fry bacon in medium skillet; remove from pan and crumble. Brown chicken in bacon fat for 5 minutes on each side. Remove chicken from skillet and dispose of fat. In skillet, combine rice, seasoning mix, tomatoes and green chilies, bacon and chicken broth. Place chicken on rice mixture, cover and simmer 20 minutes. Sprinkle frozen peas on top of chicken, cover and simmer an additional 5 minutes. Makes 4 servings.

Chicken Strudel With Asparagus And Proscuitto
1 cooked chicken, shredded 3 cups cheese, grated spring onions, chopped small 8 mushrooms, chopped 1 small onion, diced 3 cloves garlic, crushed 2 rashers prosciutto (or bacon) cracked black pepper, to taste ½ tsp salt pinch of cinnamon, cumin and chili powder 1 tin asparagus spears 1 puff pastry sheet per person sesame seeds Place first nine ingredients in bowl and mix with hands. Brush edge of pastry sheets with milk and place mixture in middle. Add ¼ of the asparagus spears to each mix Fold over sides and ends to make a parcel. Turn over and make a couple of slits in top to release air, brush with butter, sprinkle with sesame seeds and cook in hot oven until brown. Serve with roast potatoes and salad. Printed from COOKS.COM 1 cooked chicken, shredded 3 cups cheese, grated spring onions, chopped small 8 mushrooms, chopped 1 small onion, diced 3 cloves garlic, crushed 2 rashers prosciutto (or bacon) cracked black pepper, to taste ½ tsp salt pinc

Sunday, May 28, 2006
5/28/06: Life is short and precious... Life has a way of reminding you just how fragile and fleeting it can sometimes be. One of my girls suffered a brain anuerysm on friday, and she went in for surgery this morning. When I got the news from her brother, it was a definite shock to the system. She had been complaining of migraines for the past few days, and I didn't think that much of it, as she has suffered from them before. When I heard her brother's voice when I picked up the phone this morning, I was dreading the worst, to be sure. I went and visited her this evening, and I was glad to find out that she went through the surgery very well, and the doctors are optimistic. I remember back in high school a girl suffered one and she couldn;t remember anyone or anything. I am very happy that was not the case here. Her road to recovery is going to be long and fraught with pain, but she's a strong one, and I am sure she will pull through. I will endeavor to do whatever I can to he

Gluten Free Fish And Chips
2 lbs fish fillet (any white fish, but cod is more authentic) 1 cup rice flour 2 tsp baking powder 1 tsp salt ¼ tsp paprika ¼ tsp garlic powder ½ tsp dill weed ¾ cup Bard’s Tale beer 2 eggs Preheat oven to 250°F. Gently wash the fish in cold water, make sure to pat the fillets dry with plenty of paper towels. For large fillets, you may want to cut the fish into smaller pieces. Mix dry ingredients in a large bowl. Mix beer and eggs separately then stir into dry ingredients, mix until mixture is smooth. Place fish fillets in batter mixture; coat well, and let stand for 10-15 minutes. Heat oil to 350°F; gently place small batches of fish in oil to avoid dropping the oil temperature. Fry until golden brown, about 5 to 8 minutes, turning the fillets regularly to prevent scorching the batter. Remove fish to paper towels to drain excess oil. Keep warm in oven until all the fish are cooked. For a more authentic fish, use cod and skip all the seasoning except the salt.

Coney Island Chili Dog Sauce
1 pound ground chuck 1 large onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 six ounce can tomato paste 1 cup water 1 tablespoon sugar 1 tablespoon prepared yellow mustard 1 tablespoon dried, minced onion 2 teaspoons chili powder 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon celery seed 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (heaping) 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper Brown ground beef in a skillet, adding onions half way through. Add minced garlic when meat is nearly done. Add remaining ingredients; stir well to combine. Simmer over low heat 15 minutes. Serve over hot dogs, Coney Island style!

Sunday, June 04, 2006
6/4/06: Now it gets interesting..... Current mood: anxious June is shaping up to an an interesting month, to say the least. First off, tallyssinae goes home tomorrow.. she has done nothing less than an excellent job (once again) of taking care of me and my home. She derives true pleasure from service, and she is going to make a fine addition to my home once she is able to join me. I love her a lot, she is good to me and she is good for me. Next is watching my girl and seeing that she gets better... I briefly visited her in the hospital tonight, and she is showing definite signs of improvement, despite her discomfort. I would think that it would be very hard to get comfortable if you had tubes sticking out of you every which way, especially the right side of your head... I hope she continues so that she gets out of ICU this week and into a regular room. Every day I see her getting a little better, and that's very encouraging. My thanks go out to all the well-wishers who have c

Wednesday, August 02, 2006
8/2/06: An overdue update.. Current mood: lethargic As I sit here, I realize that its been almost two months since I have blogged. The truth is that I haven't had the mental energy very often to do the blog, and when I start thinking about everything that has transpired in the past 60 days or so, I start to get a headache and say "fuck it, I'll do it another time." But I have come to the realization that I have been straight up ducking the responsibility of doing the blog, and I promised myself that I would not do that, no matter the reason behind it. So, here goes. First of all, my girl has been out of the hospital and she is doing much better. She's been back at work for three weeks now, and she's doing fine. She has come to realize how many people care about her, and how strong her ties to her family are. In a way, I'm a little jealous of that as my own ties are nowhere near that strong. dae and I have had our difficulties once again, and things got to within a hairsbre

Unga Bunga
Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflys. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent. The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear he says: Death or Unga Bunga? The first guy says: Unga bunga because I don't want to die! So they take him away. Unga Bunga is a guy with a ten foot long dick and he sticks it up the other guys butt for ten seconds and then the second guy wakes up and he sees the first guy come staggering back saying: Pick death! Pick death! But the guy doesn't believe him so he picks Unga Bunga. And then the same thing happens to him. Then the third guy wakes up and see the guy staggering back saying: Pick Death! So the guy figues that what the heck? And he picks death and then the chief says: Death! by Unga Bunga!

Hors D’oeuvres
1 cup ground beef 1/2 cup grated cheese (sharp or extra) 1/2 cup bread crumbs 1/4 cup chopped onions 1 can mushroom soup 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 well beaten egg salt and pepper 1 loaf of sandwich bread (plain, square slices) butter Mix ingredients 1-8 together in a large mixing bowl (mix well). Cut the crust from each slice of bread. Melt butter and apply to one side of the bread slices with a pastry brush. Place the bread slices buttered side down in a muffin/cupcake pan. Place 1 or 2 teaspoons of the mixture into each of the "bread pockets". Bake at 350°F for 1/2 hour. Makes about 20 Hors D'Oeuvres.

Top Ten Reasons It Sucks To Be A Penis
10. You've got a hole in your head. 9. Your master strangles you all the time. 8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. 7. You shrink in cold water. 6. You never get a haircut. 5. You always hang around with 2 nuts. 4. Your closest neighbour is an asshole. 3. Your best friend is a pussy. 2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. And the number one reason why it sucks to be a penis: 1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.

Perks For The Over-40 Crowd
1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3) No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4) People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6) There's nothing left to learn 'the hard way'. 7) Things you buy now probably won't wear out. 8) You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m. 9) You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11) You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 12) You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15) You sing along with the elevator music. 16) Your eyes won't get much worse. 17) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Wea

Tuesday, September 05, 2006
9/5/06: Tired.... Current mood: exhausted To put it bluntly, I am tired. Tired physically, mentally, and emotionally. I'm tired of people lying to me, trying to take advantage of me. Tired of them letting me down and not following through on their word. Tired of them wasting my time, and making promises they cannot keep. It might not be their fault, but that does not matter to me right now. I know something is wrong when I feel better when I am working rather than being at home. I had to release dae, this time for good. I have had enough of her not being able to be the slave that she promised she could be. I am tired of her jealous and her acting out her jealousy to me and those whom she claimed were her sisters in slavery to me. It hurts because I love her very much, but I learned a long, long time ago that love is not quite enough. In a perfect world it should be, but it is not. I hope that we can remain friends, but that is up to her. On a better note, tallyssin

Cool Things About Being A Man
1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2- Your orgasms are real. Always. 3- Your last name stays put. 4- The garage is all yours. 5- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10- Same work, more pay. 11- Wrinkles add character. 12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00 14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen 15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17- One mood, all the damn time. 18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20- You can open all your own jars. 21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22- Your

Tuesday, October 17, 2006
10/17/06: You know.. Well, its that time again to run down the major events of the past month. Without any further ado, lets get to it. Tallyssinae came and she did a good job of taking care, as she always does. That being said, I wish I had held her visit off because I wasn't in the right mindset to have someone in close proximity to me after the breakup with dae, which I had not fully dealt with. I was closed off and distant, and it showed. It wasn't anything she did or did not do, this one was on me. Meanwhile, dae and I are going to remain friends. She left to visit her parents right around the same time as tallyssinae came to see me. Coincedence? No, I don't think so either. When she got back we talked and things are okay, if a little tenuous. Its obvious that she wants things as they were, but I honestly don't think that they will go back to that time. I love her dearly, but for previously explained reasons, we cannot be together. Which brings me to another point. Som

Bible Verse
COOL MySpace Comments WAS TAKEN OUT OF THE KING JAMES VERSION LOVED JOHN 3:16 FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD, THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE . FAITH PHILIPPIANS 3:9 AND HE FOUND IN HIM, NOT HAVING MINE OWN RIGHTEOUSNESS, WHICH IS OF THE LAW,BUT THAT WHICH IS THROUGH THE FAITH OF CHRIST,THE RIGHTEOUSNESS WHICH IS OF GOD BY FAITH. SAVED ROMANS 10:9 - THAT IF THOU SHALT CONFESS WITH THY MOUTH THE LORD JESUS, AND SHALT BELIEVE IN THINE HEART THAT GOD HATH RAISED HIM FROM THE DEAD, THOU SHALT BE SAVED. ROMANS 10:10 - FOR WITH THE HEART MAN BELIEVETH UNTO RIGHTEOUSNESS; AND WITH THE MOUTH CONFESSION IS MADE UNTIL SALVATION. STRANGERS HEBREWS 13:2 - BE NOT FORGETFUL TO ENTERTAIN STRANGERS: FOR THEREBY SOME HAVE ENTERTAINED ANGELS UNAWARES EAGLE ISAIAH 40:31 - BUT THEY THAT WAIT UPON THE LORD SHALL RENEW THEIR STRENGTH;THEY SHALL MOUNT UP WITH WINGS AS EAGLES;

Saturday, October 21, 2006
10/21/06 Current mood: sad Marcus Marshawn Beckom 1981-2006 "You may have not lived long, but you lived fully and completely. Go with God, my friend." There is no experience in all the world like going to a funeral. Whether it be a close friend, family member or co-worker (as is the case here), In a way, its one of the worst things a human being can go through. Everyone there thought of him highly. When it was time for people who knew him to share their feelings and stories about Marcus, every last one of them had nothing but the highest praise for him. I got up there and pretty much represented my feelings and those of my co-workers when I said that I was happy and proud to have known him, and that I thought of him as the little brother I never had. The longer I was up there, the more difficulty I had in controlling my emotions enough to say what I felt needed to be said. He and I talked about basketball and video games. He always was wanting to know more, he had a true

Bullshit Breakup
Damnit. Have you ever wanted to be with someone who was in love with another person? Well, if you haven't, then don't. It sucks ass. especially when you know that they deserve so much better and you just want to be there for them. Never let anybody tell you that you can't do something. Prove the motherfuckers wrong. Show them that it doesn't matter what they think, because you know what your heart is telling you. I'm so sick. Actually, I am literally sick. I haven't felt good for almost a week now. And I'm about to have to go to work, where I am going to feel like shit, which is going to piss me off. So, probably in a bad mood again. woonnnnnnnnnnnnnnderful. But I have to go. Because by October, I need to have saved up enough money to get a place in my name, so my mom and I will have somewhere to stay. And I can go hang out with my friends and not worry about a cocksucking bastard ass drunk son of a bitch beating on my momma. So

Thursday, November 16, 2006
11/16/06: New Beginnings... Current mood: anxious That was aggravating. As you all who read my blog know, I have this place and Yahoo 360 where I post my blogs. I keep my 360 page because of all of the work I put into it with lists, reviews and the like. I was just posting an entry on 360 when it just vanished. Fortunately I was able to recover most of it, but that kind of burns me up, considering that I am just doing a stream-of-consciousness thing, posting about my feelings and what is going on, and to lose it like that is enough to make we want to tear my hair out. Anyway, on with the show.... I applied for another position within the company that I work for and I got it... It means more money to be earned and more autonomy. I basically am going to be driving between our three warehouses in Michigan, and its a 4pm-12am shift. I don't have a problem with it because I am essentially a night owl anyway, even though I work an 8am-5pm shift as of right now. One of my girl

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Have you thought about making this venture a partnership? You know someone who would be perfect for the project, but you've been a little hesitant to approach them about it -- until now. Your timing is dead-on. shut. up.

Monday, January 01, 2007
1/1/07: Out with the old, in with the new... Current mood: sick I know, I know... I'm overdue. What else is new? Well, I have been at my new position for over a month now... its not bad, but there are nights where either the rush hour traffic, the load going to a particular warehouse, or both can really set me back, as was the case last week. I won't go into particulars, but suffice to say it was a bad night. It happens, and I still have my job, which is always a good thing. My 38th birthday has come and gone, and I have been ambiguous about it. With each year that goes by, I feel more and more weird about it. I don't know why, I guess its just the changes in my thinking and to be honest, downright amazement that I have lived so long at times. Its not like I think that I wasn't supposed to be alive at this point, but I am becoming more and more aware that each day that goes by, I am to make the most of it. Sometimes that's easier said than done, as it seems that I don't de

Prarie Day
prarie day bright flashing eyes, rich flowing mane slashing black hooves crossing the plain shining tail streaming out from behind wild spirit borne on an unfettered mind green prarie grasses painting the ground trying to hide the deep hues of brown gray granite mountains making their stand cold silent guards high over this land the soft cool kiss of morning's first breeze stirs all the senses and rustles trees seeing her run free through this wild land stirs every sense inside of this man hard pulsing heart jumps in his chest watching her galloping off to the west sinews taunt in her thundering stride filled with excitement that he can't hide what beauty here on this earth could compare to what he sees now, watching her there poetrty in motion perfection that moves dancing to cadence tattooed by her hooves each stride taking them farther apart each stride beating a hole in his heart a cloud of dust rises behind her as her figure grows distant and far that

Tired
Lately Ive been depressed. I keep lieing to myself and saying Im not when clearly I am. Ive got this problem, it's a biggie. I hate being alone, I mean physically im not alone but love wise I am. Im tired of waking up alone. Im tired of wishing there was someone there by my side knowing that he isnt and probaly wont be for a long time. Im tired of moving and meeting new people. Im tired of pretending every day Im happy. And when I do find someone Im tired of being walked all over knowing I'll stay because I hate being alone. Im being used and I hate it but wont stand up for myself..I move because i get tired of the same people every damn day. Im tired of being lied to....fuck im just plan tired!

Bored Beyond Belief
OMG its so boring here we never do anything and when we plan to do something, something happens or comes up. I was going to go see jeff dunham at the empire theatre but i looked on one of his pages and i don't have it on there anymore it sucks. Before that I had conviced my husband to go to linkin park we both agreed we need to get out of the house together to do something together but when he found out jeff was going to be here he wanted to go see jeff dunham instead. no we're back to going to see linkin park cross your fingers i actually get to go. i'm being optomistic that it will happen which i'm not optomistic that often cause when i'am it don't happen most of the time. the days already half way over and nothing is going to be done and we are going nowhere cause he wants to watch a movie so i'm stuck here writing a pittiful blog about being bored talk about not haveing a life lol. well if you read this thank you for read if not oh well you didn't miss much