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Dont Judge Those You Dont Know
DAVID IS MY GAURDIAN ANGEL!!!!!!! AND I AM HIS GAURDIAN ANGEL!!!!!!! PEOPLE THINK AN ANGEL IN A CHILD IS WHEN THERE BEING WELL BEHAVED AND WELL MAINTAINED WITH OBEDIANCE THEY ARE WRONG!!!!! BECAUSE THAT IS NOT MY DAVID, BUT HE IS AN ANGEL!!!!! A GAURDIAN ANGEL MY GAURDIAN ANGEL.WHO IS DAVID? DAVID IS MY SON WHO HAS MULTIPLE DISABILITIES AND FAR FROM A WELL BEHAVED CHILD DO TO HIS DISABILITIES!!! LET ME TELL YOU WHAT A REAL ANGEL IS. AN ANGEL IS WHEN A CHILD CAN SENCE WHAT YOU FEEL DEEP IN SIDE.THE PAIN,SADNESS,HURT,HORRORS,AND SORROWS THAT COME WITH THE PATHS OF LIFE!!!!! THATS MY GAURDIAN ANGEL DAVID!!!.WHEN THEY CAN LIFT YOU UP BY LAUGHTER,SWEETNESS,CAREING,AND LOVE,DEEP DOWN LOVE!!!!!,AND UNDERSTANDING AND THERE BEAUTIFUL SMILE, THAT IS A TRUE ANGEL IN A CHILD!!!!! THATS MY LOVEING SON DAVID!!!!. A CHILD WHO ALSO SUFFERS THE PAIN, HURT ,SADNESS,AND HORRORS,THAT THE PATH OF LIFE BRINGS, AND SURVIVES AND COMES OUT ON TOP THATS A GAURDIAN ANGEL THATS MY SON DAVID THE GAURDIAN ANGEL!!!!

House Arrest
People ask me, "Beaver. How can you devote so much time to the computer?" I cannot do much of anything else. I had to retire from my beer delivery truck after I was placed inside the mental institution. I was put on social security benefits from Uncle Sam. I was written off as being mentally incompetent. Or something along those lines. No one will hire a recovering mental patient. Plus... I am under house arrest. I cannot go but a few feet outside my cave-home or I will go to jail. Thar are two bracelets attached to my ankles that will sound a silent alarm if I go past my boundry. The computer is about the only contact I have with the world besides my friends and the TV sets.

Lies And Deceit
Why are we as a people forced to caterer to the needs of every other non white person in the world? We as a people are no longer able to do what’s best for ourselves and our people, we are forced to pay taxes and pass laws which prohibit any forms of retaliation against those who wrong our people, we are forced to take in feed and cloth those people fleeing from a third world country and say nothing about it, we are supposed to not speak up when our tax money is sent over seas to a terror state and we are supposed to smile as we watch our nations grow weaker by the hour. Well I feel it’s about time we started speaking up, it’s about time we tell those in power that we are no longer willing to watch as the money best spent in our nations goes to supporting a country whose very existence came into being after world war two, we need to put a stop to our governments misappropriation of our hard earned money. We as a people need to step up and speak out in order to see our nations back t

I Was Bored
I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MY HEART. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. YOU BRING ME SO MUCH HAPPINESS, ITS HARD TO BE SAD WITH YOU AROUND. BUT IM STILL SO SAD,CAUSE I MISS YOU. TIMES LIKE THIS I NEED AND WANT A HUG MORE THAN A KISS. BECAUSE I JUST FEEL SO SAFE SO RELAXED IN UR ARMS. WHEN IM IN YOURARMS I KNOW IM WITH THE ONE I LOVE. NOTHING IN THIS WORLD CAN MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER, THAN BEING I YOUR ARMS. UNLESS ITS SOMETHING WITH YOU.

Weekend Is Here!!
THE WEEKEND IS HERE. THIS WEEKEND IS GOING TO BE A NICE LONG QUIET WEEKEND FOR ME!! YAY!! FINALLY... NO COMPANY THIS WEEKEND, WHATSOEVER! EVERY WEEKEND FOR LIKE 6 WEEKENDS IN A ROW... I'VE HAD COMPANY. GLAD TO SAY THAT I'LL HAVE A NICE QUIET WEEKEND. JUST THE KIDS AND I THIS WEEKEND!! WAHOOO! I "DO" KNOW HOW TO SAY NO... LOL, DIDN'T THINK I HAD IT IN ME TO SAY NO. BUT A GIRL HAS TO DO WHAT A GIRL HAS TO DO.... TO GET SOME DOWN TIME. I'VE HAD ONE LONG WEEK! I NEED TO SIT BACK AND RELAX... MAYBE GET A MASSAGE. (YEAH RIGHT, DOESN'T HURT TO DREAM) IT'S LIKE ASKING FOR BREAKFAST IN BED... IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, UNLESS I DO IT MYSELF. LOL, AND I DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING EITHER. I SIT HERE AND THINK ABOUT THE THINGS I'D LIKE TO HAVE DONE FOR ME AND THE THINGS I MISS DOING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. I MISS COOKING A REALLY NICE MEAL FOR HIM, I MISS ASKING HIM IF HE'S LIKE A COFFEE, I MISS RUBBING HIS BACK LIGHTLY WITH MY NAILS, I MISS LOOKING DEEP INTO HIS SOUL THOUGH HIS EYES, I MISS SNEAKI

Why I Feel I Have Low Self-esteem
When you get married you think it will be forever. Your own wishes and dreams cloud your vision and so when the clouds move away you see the choice you have made and realize it was wrong. YOu stay becasue that is the way you have been taught. My first husbandtold me I was to fat. I was about the same size I am now as I was then. I believed him and so I didn't care how I looked. We were married two years before he started hitting me. The last night I was home with him he threw a knife at me to use on him. I threw the knife accross the room and ran out the door. My parents lived next door so I had only a few feet to go. I stayed at my parents and went ot the police the next day to file charges and they said they woudl get back wiht me. No one did and I stayed at mom's. Whiel I was gone on a job interview he moved everything out of the house. He filed for divorce, forcing me ot get a lawyer. He got visitng rights to our son but when he came I had a very uneasy feelign so

Wander Lust
I day dream about being places far away from here. Or here even, but in the summer time. Sunlight warming my face and arms. And my legs would look good around your waist if only. I remember having someone love me (or so he claimed) so much he would travel across the country to be by side. and so he was, for but a short time. I want something real and concrete and full of whimsy. soon.

Friday Links: Great New Videos, Many New Boobs On Ratemywow, Bob Kelly On The Virus Tomorrow
It's FriDEE... and the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is off today (personal bidness -- no one is in trouble. Relax). It doesn't mean that we're slacking off though. The O&A staff is hard at work making more editions of The Musical Adventure Hour, which will air weekends on XM 202, and it looks like the webcams are still fired up and the boobs are still flopping around on Paltalk, so log on an oogle some boobs if you're bored. Our buddy Bob Kelly will be LIVE on XM 202 tomorrow, Saturday March 24th from 9pm-midnight EST for another edition of The Bob Kelly (and sometimes Colin Quinn) Show. Our own FoundryMusicDanny will be at the helm. The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas on April 14th. Tickets are going FAST! GET TICKET LINKS AND LINEUP INFORMATION HERE NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks to our West coast connection, director Brandon Iron as well as our buddy Yoshi, we have a number of new photos on RateMyWOW from

I Know What I Am Doin!
I just wanted to let you all know that I made up my mind...i am goin to sign the devorice papers cause I know that i can do better and desirve better..so if you know any single good guys let me know cause I am ready to move on...

New New New
Hey everyone... so i'm new to this site and am still understanding how to work everything.... so i would like to apologize to those who i don't get back too.... i really appriciate all the comments and will momentarily try and get back to you all. Thanks again everyone for the love and any help! nichole

...but It Itches...
Gentlemen, Can we all get together on one day of the year and agree not to scratch our genitals in public? I know the women-folk do so love the way we freely manipulate our jimmies in an effort to relieve the very real and chronic "male itch" but perhaps giving them a rest once in a while might help as well. Bwahahaha. I'm just kidding. We're men. Our balls itch. We scratch them. hehe... I said "balls".

Berry Power Smoothie
Berry Power Smoothie Whether your weekend plans include hitting the gym, zipping around town or just lounging on the couch, you'll be glad to make this delicious and energizing smoothie part of the agenda. Credit: Pam Smith Servings: 1 Ingredients: * 1 cup skim milk or yogurt * 2 tablespoons nonfat dry milk * 1/4 cup pasteurized egg whites (or egg substitute) * 1 tablespoon honey * 1/2 cup frozen blueberries or strawberries * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 1 tablespoon each wheat germ and ground flaxseed Directions: Put all ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth and frothy.

Abusive Minister Update
Sorry I had stepped away to talk with her I got her to bathe and drink some juice and eat soem toast I feel like that is a biiiiiiiiig step. FOr those of you who want to know had her husbands church been told yet lets just say come Sunday he will feel the wraths of hell. She doesn't know and I plan to keep it that way don't want to put more on her. I am going to try and talk her into some counseling cause Lord knows I am clueless on this subject. Thank guys for all your help (Mummers)

Went To A Party Mom
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister no

.feelings.(poem)
Painful memories of times gone by Filling the heart with their sorrow. The beautiful eyes that are starting to cry In fear of another lonely tomorrow With the miserable pain of walks in the rain And like a runaway train, all its strive is in vain. Tender feelings of a gentle heart Submerged in the embrace of a loving soul. Flowers in the attic, an integrated part Of the peaces of the puzzle that are making whole The two that are one, once the puzzle is done, The two that have gone for a walk in the sun. United again are the hearts in their quest For a life of love in the wonderland Where every day is the most beautiful guest To be able to walk forwards hand in hand, Loving words are told as they finally behold The love as pure as gold in a tale never fully told.

The Eagle
the eagle so smooth so beautiful so free just soores through the sky wings spread wide soreing high waiting for a pray arnt they beautiful so be like the eagle and be smooth,be beautiful,be free and soore through the sky,with your wings spread wide,high in the sky and feel free to take a search for a pray and take a person or child in need under your wing and be like the eagle hugsssssssssssssss

My Wife And I
I sit here thinking of the past nine years.. well actually ten with my wife. all the things that we have been through. We both have doen so really distasteful things to one another, but in hope we forgave one another. We have lost Twins a boy and girl ( Emmalynn and Lucian Stafford) to a horrific fire that took all of our possessions, but through the help of other replaced our possessions, and through our remaining kids a new joy. THough in a large amount of cases when it comes to loss of children a devorce is made. We somehow drew from one another a strength that was unbelieve able. While at the Funeral of our two little ones, and her holding my hand. I had the ability to stand infront of those who gathered with us, and make them feel better when they were there to do that for us. I was told that I was a very strong man to be able to sit there and laugh and cause them to laugh with stories of our twins. They were ten months old when we lost them. You know though it was not my stren

A Debt Of Love
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When people ask me when and how I started in the ministry, I tell them that I got started in January of 1971 as a college student, not long after I had been saved. While I was sitting in my dorm room studying, the thought hit me, What have you ever done for anyone else? I began to think about my life, and I started to cry. I was suddenly overwhelmed with the thought that everything I had done in my life had been for myself, and I began to wonder what I could do. Then I recalled how I always loved going to the boys’ club and participating in their athletic programs. So I thought, I can coach a boys’ basketball team! And that’s what I did! I started coaching nine fourth-grade boys with all I had. I’d pray with them and talk to them about the Lord every chance I got. That’s how I started in ministry. I had a revelation of how much God had done for me, how selfish I had been, and that I needed to sh

I'm Bringing It Back
fuck that clerks two was halarious and im going to help randel out. hes right my family use to call me porch monkey all the time because all i did was hang on the porch wouldnt play with friends cause i had none. still dont really be sides on the net lol nothing would move me from the porch i did what i do here sit in a corner and rate woman well girls then but its still the same thing but i was proud to be a porch monkey and the fact that black ppl feel that this is a racial slurr thats bullshit i knew several porch monkeys that were white in fact all of them are white but its cool cause thats were we belong we party on the porch we sit and sometimes even fall asleep on the porch its not rcist unless you make it racist...so if your with me give me a big HELL YEAH PORCH MONKEY

Life
live life to the fullest everyday you can, because you never know when it may be your last. be kind to everyone you can because you never know when you may them them. AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF ALL, ALWAYS LOOK YOUR BEST YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'S WATCHING.....

Grateful
I dream of life I dream of love. I dream of happiness that no man can touch. I dream of a family I dream of a world. a place that built with loves sure hand. I reach for one and turn from all I hide myself in her loving arms. I have whats true I have whats right. I have my love within both day and night. She gives me hope she gives me stregnth she gives me reason to be her everything. I have my all I have my world I have the love of two little girls. She has my heart and I have hers this has made life my own little pearl. I am rich and a honored and a greateful to be loved by my woman Heather.

I Actually Laughed At This One!
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "Because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum sho

Jellyfish Bad Day!!!!! (i Luv My Job)
> If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! >This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad >day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for >Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore >drilling rigs. Below is an email he sent to his sister. She then sent it to >radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a >worst job experience contest. Needless to say she won! > > Hi Sue, > > Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. > > Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling >down lately at work, so I thought I would share my! dilemma with you to >make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what >happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. > > As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit >to the o

A New Cherry
everyone show your love to my friend keen she is new and i want her to feel the cherry love by all hugssssssssssssss KEEN@ CherryTAP go to her profile keen is a strong Native woman..she is my friend and new to the tap so lets make her feel welcome it would mean the world to me ty ty ty xoxo hope u all have a great weekend

When You Are Not Around.(poem)
When you are not around the sun doesn't shine, When you are not around then nothing is fine, When you are not around my heart doesn't beat; but as soon as you come, I fall at your feet. When you are not around I feel lonely and cold, When you are not around I feel sickly and old, When you are not around there is dark all around, but as soon as you come, I know light has been found. When you are not around there is love in my heart, When you are not around I know we'll never part, When you are not around I know your love burns so bright, and as soon as you come you create day from the night. Yes you are the kindling, the spark and the flame, you are the laughter in lives lovely game, you are the warmth that forever I cherish; yes yours is the love that never shall perish.

Hey Would You For Me?
im trying to prove to a friend of mine that i can get 10 crushes by monday. ive got 4. and if ya wanna help me win it would be great.. you can take me off early tues. morn.. puh puh plzzzzzzzzz kk thanks

A Tender Little Kiss......(poem)
A tender little kiss on the tip of your nose. A gentle caress in the field where love grows. A fingertip on your cheek, a heart that's humble and meek and affection so warm and so caring. My whispers softly blowing through your hair. My joy of knowing that you always are here. Not a word spoken in haste, not a rose that's laid out to waste but the tender feelings the two of us are sharing.

Me
Saturday march 24th at just about 6pm I will be Bapized in the name Of Jesus Christ. Some of you know this already and some do not and whether you are a believer or not I hope that everyone that is considered my friend on here is happy for me and will send the best wished for me.

Sex Fairy
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! EVER!!! LOL~~~ 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. =========

12 Signs
12 signs you love someone...or at least dig them alot! TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Wedding Anniversary What They Stand For
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Why Parents Drink
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman" Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he he

For You!
You've been in my life for a while always there for me when I need a smile turning my life around and making me see myself clearly knowing you'll always be there when I am down and brightening up this frightening world letting me care for you as a friend should do never taking you for granted never asking too much always by your side, cheering you on letting the real you shine through never tugging, nor shoving, we'll be there for each other, no matter what we are drawn through I care enough to show you to the light that shines ahead, through the difficult times and dangerous trials you may be dealt through thick and thin, I'll always be there, no matter the distance between us no matter our fears that need be crossed a place has been opened in my heart and that's where you'll always stay no matter what the future has in store

Finished Gears Of War
so it's been awhile since i sat down and seriously played a video game ... with a storyline/plot. I don't count fighting games b/c those you can pick up and put down and not worry about forgetting what's going on in the story. nothing against fighter games though! i love them too ^_^ anyhow! i just wanted to broadcast how awesome Gears of War was! i would recommend it to...everyone! I loved the creatures I really liked the weapons (being able to use the chainsaw = awesome) wish I picked up more cogs though ^_^;; I must admit there were even times when the ambushes scared the living crap outta me lol a sign of a really good game haha this makes me really look forward to gears of war....2?? (dunno if theyre gonna make one..but i really hope so!) and it also makes me really really want halo3 to release!!! lol ok =P

Stuck In My Head All Day
Rolling Stones - Ruby Tuesday She would never say where she came from Yesterday don't matter if it's gone While the sun is bright Or in the darkest night No one knows She comes and goes Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday Who could hang a name on you? When you change with every new day Still I'm gonna miss you... Don't question why she needs to be so free She'll tell you it's the only way to be She just can't be chained To a life where nothing's gained And nothing's lost At such a cost Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday Who could hang a name on you? When you change with every new day Still I'm gonna miss you... There's no time to lose, I heard her say Catch your dreams before they slip away Dying all the time Lose your dreams And you will lose your mind. Ain't life unkind? Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday Who could hang a name on you? When you change with every new day Still I'm gonna miss you...

Hey You All Whatz Up
hey everyone online yay.. lol.. Well I finally got on line to do what I want to do.. Mostly I will be on early in the morning but my cousin's ass finally got off the computer and I got on yay lol.. I am doing fine I will get more updates of what is going on about my grandma as soon I fine out more.. I don't know if I am going to be on the computer tonight but if I am not than I know I will be on in the morning same damn time in the morning for me.. Right now I am going to post some stash and I will be talking for a while til than thank you all for reading my blog hope you have a really good day and night ok.. Virgo24

Just My Dribble
Spiritual Journey The journey is different for everyone we are all in the process till it's done Seeking the road to peace of mind the path is easy to know and hard to find So often side tracked by things unimportant missing the wonders that are heaven sent unhappy that life won't bend to our will discovery that we have yet to fulfill just to live in the moments of the day accepting things that don't go our way knowing it is better to be a part of the whole these are the things that enlighten the soul ego and pride take away from the ride leaving us empty and wanting to hide to protect our selfs from hurts yet to come is the way of many and yet very dumb for without risk we can never be right we must be open to advance into the light Standing tall at the journeys conclusion free of the bonds of material confusion By R.Thomas Dinsmore Imagine peace , Imagine no war Imagine love like none before The world needs dreamers It offsets the

Everything In It's Right Place.
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't? or Saying nothing and wishing you had? I would have to say breaking someone's heart who's only done NOTHING but love me unconditionally has been my biggest regret of all. I won't say I'm perfect cause I've done some stupid things before. But I would have to say I've never been this much in love in my life before. Puts everything to the test. Everything I've known. Everything I've believed in. Cause that's what happens when you fall in love, you break the rules, you take a risk and you see through all the imperfections. "contrary to what cynics say, distance is not for the fearful its for the bold. It's for those willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It's for those who know a good thing when they see it even if they dont see it nearly enough" If we're not meant for each other... then I don't know what we are

I'm Glad There's You
I'm glad there's you to smile at me And brighten up my day To share my thoughts and understand The things I do and say. I'm glad there's you to laugh with me At ordinary things To show me what is special In everything life brings. I'm glad there's you to be with And I think it's time you knew Just how happy you have made me And how glad I am there's you!

100 Things About Lil Ole Me
100 truths 1. real name ¨ Kristin 2. nickname ¨ Katt 3. single or taken ¨ Single 4. zodiac sign ¨ Cancer 5. male or female ¨ Bitch 6. elementary ¨ Nunya 7. middle ¨ Yah Right 8. high ¨ Do I have fuckin idiot across my head? 9. eye color ¨ Hazel / Orange 10. hair color ¨ Blonde and Brown and Burgundy underneath 11. long or short ¨ MIddle of back 12. current location ¨ West Coast 13. body type ¨ Sporty? I played soccer for 16years 14. are you a virgin ¨ My nostrils are 15. are you health freak ¨ No 16. height ¨ 5'4 17. do you have a crush on someone ¨ Sure the hell do 18. do you like yourself ¨ Yuppers Id do me 19. piercings¨ 9 20. tattoos ¨ 27 21. righty or lefty ¨ Righty FIRSTS : 22. surgery ¨ On my eye I split my iris open 23. piercing ¨ ears 24. tatoo ¨ dolphins 25. sport ¨ Soccer 26. pet ¨ Guinea Pigs 27. vacation ¨ Disneyland 28. concert ¨ haha Jefferson Starship

~~lost And Waitin 2 Die~~
WELL HELLO EVERYONE~~ HOW ARE YOU ALL TODAY. MY DAY'S HAVE BEEN FILLED WITH BOREDOM AND MY NIGHT'S HAVE BEEN FILLED WITH LONELINESS FROM WAITING 2 DIE.. I LAY AWAKE AND SEE THAT ONE BRIGHT LIGHT THAT SEEMS TO CALL MY NAME AND SAY PAULINE ARE YOU READY TO COME BACK HOME . I TRY TO SLEEP BUT IT NEVER WORKS I HAVE TO REST SO THAT I MAY LIVE TO SEE YET ANOTHER DAY IN THIS LIFE I STILL CALL HELL. SHE COMES TO ME WHEN I SLEEP AND TELLS ME TO LIVE FOR THEM BUT I CANNOT DO THIS ANY MORE I NEED TO END MY SHAME I HAVE PUT ON MY FAMILY & ONES I LOVE..

Roses And Their Meaning
Red Roses Red roses proclaim "I love you." They are the ultimate symbol of romantic love and enduring passion. Florists can't keep up with Valentines Day demand for red roses, which makes them especially expensive in February. Buy Red Roses Online. Pale Pink Roses Pale pink roses connote grace, gentleness, and gratitude. Light Pink Roses A joy to behold, light pink roses express fun and happiness. Deep Pink Roses Deep pink roses say "Thank you." Lilac Roses Lilac roses indicate the sender has fallen in love at first sight with the recipient and is enchanted. White Roses Pure white roses symbolize truth and innocence. They also send other messages: "I miss you" and "You're heavenly." Coral Roses Coral roses express one thing with their passionate color: Desire. Peach Roses Peach roses speak of appreciation, gratitude, and also sympathy. Orange Roses Orange roses communicate enthusiasm and desire on the part of the sender. Yellow Roses Yellow roses in

Guys
Ok i think i forgot to put this in my profile but im a sucker for sexy eyes and kissable lips lol. Hair dont matter but i prefer shaved and a goatee or not. Must love tattoos and piercings :P But most importantly be himself...i hate fakers and liars what i turn off.

Spring Break
Spring is in the air. Birds are singing. The grass is greener. The sun is bright. The kids are out for spring break….. What? Did I just say that? The kids are out for Spring Break next week. I need to find something constructive for the kids to do. I might take them to the beach or the park or something. We will find something to do.

Sunshine
It is nice a sunny up here in the State of Maine. Its a whopping 49 degres up here. Wooohooo. So people are walking around and that is all they can do because it is wet because the snow is melting. Funny...because when we have a good day here it isn't good at all. Maybe it will be better come May...MAYbe.

Why?
i am a nice guy i treat people with respect. so why when i get on ct this mornin do i have a hate message from some ass clown. just becaus ei am friends with his lady friend . oh did i fail to mention there are like 3000 miles between them and me. hey buddy if u can read this were just friends get it. not try in to jump her or steal her just friends. for god sakes get your panties un bunched and grow up. tell me you wanna fry my pute rif i keep it up. keep what up bein nice. you littel insignificant twerp dont threat someone you have no idea who they are or what they can do!

Why??
Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog. Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration. Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 U.S. leader

Life In General
Well this is my first blog on this site. I'm living my life to the fullest and living my life one day at a time. I'm going to college and trying my damnedest to get my Associates Degree. I'm just the type of girl that if I start something I better damn well finish it. I may get frustrated at times but it's just the way I get at times. I'm going to close this blog because well I need to get my English paper written out and get my art paper done too. Peace out Love, Victoria

Are People Late In Real Life Too?
I am a very punctual person. As a virgo I am kinda practical and take things at face value too. As such when someone says "see you this afternoon" to me, I believe them, whether it be "see you online" or see you at the pub. I think I must either be too literal, or too much of a sad case, since I end up where I should be on time and usually wait for nothing. *sigh* c'est la vie I guess.

Vacation!!
HEY FRIENDS I WILL BE GONE FOR A WEEK & A HALF ON VACATION!! WOO HOO FINALLY!! I WILL MISS YOU ALL!! TAKE CARE & I WILL TRY TO CATCH UP WHEN I GET BACK!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com LUV YOU GUYS, ANGEL BABY BBW

Hangin' In There
Well, the past couple of days have been a bit on the yucky side. The temp hasn't been bad, in the upper 60's but no sun, and rainy and damp. Just an all around gloomy past couple of days. Lee stayed home from work on Wed...he woke up feeling horrible...sinuses, and stuff. Well...he musta breathed on me while he was sleepin', cause I woke up yesterday morning, feeling like I'd been run over by a KW...or Peterbuilt...Or Mac truck, as they use to say! lol My throat was sore, and I know when that starts happening, that the blowing and snotin' isn't too far behind!!!! I felt like warmed over death, most of the day yesterday, and not alot better today. I've been chilly all day, and didn't know if it was just me...or if I was runnin' a temp. Well....I'm definately not doing that. My temp wasn't even normal. lol 97.1 This dry hack and tickle that I can't get out of my throat, is driving me nuts! Not to mention, the nose going like a faucet! Lee always jokes, that he couldn'

Eternally His...
Though she lay in bed, she could not obtain the sleep that she longed for. The thoughts of him kept racing through her mind endlessly. His jet black hair, startling ice blue eyes she constantly found herself caught in. His muscular build and his oh so charming smile. These thoughts made her body blaze with passion. Slowly her right hand moved across her stomach, lingering a bit to trace her belly button. Then it trailed down father to play with the top of her black lace panties. Her face broke out in a smile and her hand slid under her panties. She could feel the heat before her fingers even touched. This sent a shock of awaiting pleasure up and down her body. Moving even lower her fingers came into contact with her wettness. The other hand found its way under her black tank and brushed the tip of her nipple making it harden before she caressed and squezzed her breast. With each squezze her other hand stroked, moving in synch. Her breathing getting heavier and her muscles contracting w

Tired
I just made my account here today so I am just trying to figure things out right now. I have no friends yet =( oh well I'll make them soon enough. Hope that anyone who actually stumbles on this is doing well. -Ashley

Absolutely The Best Boris Vallejo Art Gallery I've Ever Seen!!!
Most websites carry a few of Boris Vallejo's pictures - some carry a lot, but they are small, sometimes low quality - and they only host the pics the webmaster might have liked. The site below has HI-RES jpgs of over 300 pictures, including some of his earlier b&w work. It's a slow site - but as of today, all links are verified. If you get a weird error, refresh your page...might take a couple times, but they all work eventually. My all-time favorite piece of his is below...if you like it, or you find the link useful, do me a favor and check to see if you've fanned me or not...if you haven't, please take a second to do so... Thanks! Boris Vallejo Art Gallery

Key To A Long Marriage
>>>> A couple was celebrating their golden wedding >>>> anniversary on the >>>> beaches >>>> in Montego Bay, Jamaica . >>>> >>>> Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of >>>> the town. People >>>> would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". >>>> >>>> The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the >>>> secret of their >>>> long and happy marriage. >>>> >>>> The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our >>>> honeymoon in America," >>>> explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in >>>> Arizona, and took >>>> a >>>> trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We >>>> hadn't gone too >>>> far >>>> when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell >>>> off. My wife looked >>>> down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." >>>> >>>> "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled >>>> again. Once more my >>>> wife quietly said, "That's twice." >>>> >>>> "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled >>>> for the thi

Pass This On!
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! Pass this on to atleast 8 people and 1 back to me... If you get it back atleast 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast

He Is All Things
HE IS ALL THINGS! IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL CONCEPTION IN PHYSICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN IN ECONOMICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURN BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND WITHOUT ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUGS IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM SO, WHO IS HE? HE IS JESUS! JOIN ME AND LET'S CELEBRATE HIM. HE IS WORTHY! THE EYES BEHOLDING THIS MESSAGE SHALL NOT BEHOLD EVIL, THE HAND THAT WILL SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYBODY SHALL NOT LABOR IN VAIN, AND THE MOUTH SAYING AMEN TO THIS PRAYER SHALL SMILE FOREVER. REMAIN IN GOD AND SEEK HIS FACE ALWAYS AMEN. IN GOD I'VE FOUND EVERYTHING! The Greate

Song Of The Day! Afternoon Edition
OK THIS IS BY FAR ONE OF THE MOST CRYPTIC VIDEOS BY MM AND THE BEST PART IS HE BRINGS IN THOSE SEXY GIRLS FROM THE SNEAKER PIMPS(WHERE'D THEY GO) HMM I LOVE THIS SONG FROM THE SPAWN SOUNDTRACK HERE IS LONG HARD ROAD OUT OF HELL BY MARILYN MANSON ENJOY :D I want to fly into your sun Need fear to make me numb Live like a teenage christ Im a saint, got a date with suicide Oh Mary, Mary To be this young is oh so scary Mary, Mary To be this young I'm oh so scared I wanna live, I wanna love But it's a long hard road, out of hell I wanna live, I wanna love But it's a long hard road, out of hell You never said forever, could ever hurt like this You never said forever, could ever hurt like this Do do do do do do dodo do me Do do do do do do dodo do me Do me Spin my way out of hell, there's nothing left this soul to sell Live fast and die fast too How many times to do this for you? How many times to do this for you? Mary, Mary To be this young I'm oh so scared I w

Weekend Getaway
It Started like any typical morning as I was returning home from work, but this morning I knew was going to be different as I made the drive home. It seemed a little more stressful than normal dealing with all the stop and go traffic due to all the lights and everyone trying to get into work during rush hour. Simply having somewhere I was wanting to get to rather than just home alone made me feel a little more rushed. I had to keep reminding myself that it wasn’t as bad heading out of town rather than into it at this time in the morning, which made me a bit more thankful. However this morning I knew would be far from typical. To be able to do what I was about to embark on later in the day could turn out great, or it could turn out disastrous. I had done my best to make all the plans and arrangements, but no amount of planning could control individuals responses or decisions. I had spoken to both of my friends about the details and plans, making sure both were up for th

What Is A Woman?
WHAT IS A WOMAN? HAVE YA'LL EVER ASKED THAT QUESTION? EVERYONE HAS AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER..EVEN WOMEN HAS..SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PRETTY GOOD WAY TO DESCRIBE WOMEN..BECAUSE THERE ARE NO EASY ANSWERS..WOMEN ARE MANY THINGS TO MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE..WE ARE KIDS TO OUR PARENTS,FRIENDS IF WE'RE LUCKY WE CAN CALL A FEW BESTFRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS,LOVERS,WIVES,MOTHERS, LADIES,SLUTS IN THE BEDROOM..AS I SAID MANY THINGS..THERE ARE NO EASY WAY TO DESCRIBE WOMEN..WE ARE JUST US..TAKE US OR LEAVE US..BUT IF YOU TAKE US BE SURE TO TREAT US RIGHT..BECAUSE WE WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT TO..I HOPE YOU WILL TAKE THE TIME TO WATCH MY SLIDE SHOW AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC..

Stardate 03-23-2006
It's rained the last two days, so work has been slower. And when its muddy, I hate walking thru it. I know, I'm a sissy. Last night, I assisted my fine chef of a son on his cooking assignment. He made a breaded pork loin, using cheezit crackers, or however you spell it. I've done it with crackers before,never cheezits, and let me tell you, kick ass. I need to get to the Y, but family business has kept me away. So I've been watching what I eat, and filling up with water. I was raised Catholic, and now that its Lent, I find the only day I want to eat meat is on Friday. I have had fish three times this week, and want nothing to do with it today. I'll probably just stick to veggies, but a burger would be good lol. Other than that, been reading my book on Houdini, which is very good, and puttering around the garage. Until next time, cheers!

A Walk On The Creek
A little slow here at work and a thought of you crossed my mind. Was thinking how hot you looked in that black dress and how I would take you out wearing that and nothing else underneath. We go to some state park and take a nature walk. As we get to some areas of privacy you begin to tease me as I flirt with you. I can see the shape of your sweet ass and breast and you see me looking. So you then tease me by giving me a seductive glance while exposing a breast for only a moment. Of course I move closer only to be lightly pushed away not allowing me to touch. As we continue to walk you see a path away from the main trail and begin taunting me to follow you down. As we get to the end of the trail at a small stream I reach out and turn you by the shoulder towards me, and I place my arm around your waist and firmly pull you against me. You expect I am going to kiss you as I pause and gaze momentarily into your seductively beautiful eyes, but I bring a finger up to your l

Sometimes It's Best To Take A Step Back And Say...
THESE BITCHES ARE CRAZY! LMAO! I swear, it seems like everybody around me has lost their minds. People who I thought were sane are turning out to be crazy! Peeps who I thought were crazy, are worse off than I thought! And Mean too! I'm gonna shut my mouth, as I have been for a while now, sit back and watch everyone fight for the King of a Meritless Crown. Let the church say AMEN! PS. Just cause I say "Bitches" dont mean its all women. I see some men out there acting like straight pussies.

Elderly Couple
An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through She leans over and says: "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do? He replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"

A Night In Sydney
After a night clubbing in Sydney Australia, when I was 20, went into a Dunkin Donuts for coffee and some donuts before looking for a cab. It has to be about 2 in the morning and still quite a bit of people out on the town. After getting something and setting down at a table, this girl comes in alone, wearing a very short skirt, showing some very tan firm legs, accented by her high heels, which I loved, could only imagine the tight firm ass that was underneath the skirt. She had long brown hair and was obviously part polinisian decent but not full, since she had very plump full breast showing through her low cut, thin blouse. Didn't expect her to sit at the table next to mine as she did, but after asking her a few basic questions about her night and finding out her man was busted with another girl at the club and wanted to get back at him, we hit it off after a few firtacous comments of the sexual nature and realizing how serious we both were and her not having time for

Whisper
Something with in this heart of mine sheds light into my soul, its slight and yet no sound is made and thus a story is told. Peacefully my soul transcend into this dream so free, a smile that lights the darkest room reminds me of who i need to be. Eyes that speak of heaven and a heart that beats the same, explosive beauty engulfs me with such a little frame. The love you feel while holding here is soft and sweet like rain, I love you is what i whisper for her love has driven me insane. I love you sis.

Three Question Personality Test
Your Personality Is Rational (NT) You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy! Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people. In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally. You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought. Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly. On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.

I May Be Gone For A Bit ...
I'll be gone for the weekend, and maybe longer from CT , thanks to the person that hacked my computer. It is in the process of being fixed For those of you that are real friends, I will contact you when I return. As for everyone else, I will be around it may just take awile. See you all later! Rebekah

Fun Test
My score on The Do You Have Skills in Bed Test: The Sexologist(You scored 75 desirability, 86 skill, and 90 open-mindedness!)You're a freaking expert your soo good. I mean can you give me some pointers? Link: The Do You Have Skills in Bed Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Omg
today i got my check lol i made 27.00 fuckin dollars!!!!! for one day of work taxes and med. took out bout $60 something on me. im pissed damn they think im going to get by two weeks with that much. they are crazy. i didnt work this week so i wont get paid. our machines are down so i dont work!!!! which sucks so im stuck here doing nothing and no money. fun fun fun . i start work a new job monday at excerds warehouse.hope i can make it til i get paid again . grrrrr..... staffin companies suck..... amanda

Sometimes
Sometimes I stop and look out the window, I start to cry, The funny thing is I can't seem to figure out why... Sometimes I feel in such a mess, I can't seem to pull myself togeather, Sometimes I sit alone in my room, And it only gets worse... Sometimes words are so hard to say, Sometimes I wish someone would just come and carry me far away, I get more and more lost everyday... Sometimes my mind goes around and around,It seems I only get more confused, Sometimes I can feel my emotions get damaged to many times. Sometimes I'll wake up at night once again with tears in my eyes, Sometimes I scream with maddness, Sombody tell me why... But this is just Sometimes.

A Gift From God
A child so pure and innocent as she lies asleep in her bed, With a look of a angel on her face. She makes me cry and she makes me laugh ,with everthing she does and says. And as I hold her tender and small hand in mine, I'm caught up in the beauty that surrounds her. She is the hope and the dreams of my future. A small miracle that god has placed on earth to remind me of whats precious in life. There is hope with every smile she gives with every hug or word. She is a gift that god has giving me, to have and to hold as she will grow with the wisdom that I feed her, from my own mother and of my own life, Yes she is with out a doubt, a small bundle of joy, of hope, a flicker of my future all in that small face of an Angel. My sweet gift from God. And as I look down on that small angel like face so sweet asleep, dreaming of angels above, I am so thankful of the gift that god has placed upon me. My daughter, but after all she is, just a gift from God.

Without A Word
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but what you are making of me. I love you because you have done more than any one could have done to make me good, And more than any fate could have done to make me happy. You have done it with a touch, with out a word, with out a sign. You have done it by being yourself. Thankyou for being you and what you have made of me.

The Photo Of My Mind
The photo album of my mind, holds treasured thoughts of you, And I can almost see again the things we used to do. I hear your voice, I see your smile, I feel you close to me. The album of my mind shows how we used to be. Time may have changed us through the years, but I will always find, You're just as I remember in The album of my mind. And as I turn page after page, such precious scenes I see, The photo album of my mind is very dear to me. It holds the pictures of our past, Like reels of film unwound. I cherish all those photos in The Photo album of my mind.

As I Sit Here Pondering
As a wake up from a nap, I sit here pondering over what to do. Part of me is saying give him a second chance, another saying let him go, you dont need the drama. I wonder why he did what he did. There are things i did that didnt help, But cant one forgive and forget? Im stuck with wondering if i give in, And give a second chance. Will i be burned again? Or will it all work out? You never know what life has comming your way, Things my be good, or even bad. But what is one to do? Bonnie Marie Adams Copyright ©2007 Bonnie Marie Adams This is my work. If you would like to veiw more of the poety i have done please contact me and i will provide you with the information on how you can. I take pride in my peorty, for i have won Editors Choice 5 Years in a row, for maltiple poems i have written.

Dreaming In The Dark
Just you and I togeather, dancing in the moonlight. You'll have my heart forever and a day. I give to you all of me, the best I have to give, your love for me is all I'll need to stay. In the world I go, there is life and a soul, happiness and a time for being, a fantasyland? maybe that's so, but with love so freely given. Take hold of my hand, walk with me awhile. I am the sun that warms your face, the rain that quenches your thirst. I am the soft gentle breeze blowing through your hair. I am the dew that softens your lips, the song that warms your heart, the stars upon your eyes, the happiness in your heart. How I long for the darkness of the night to fall, so I can close my eyes and dream of you. No one can hear what I say to you, or the words you whisper to me. Softly the wind touches my cheek, your hand is what I feel, the tender brush of your lips upon mine in the darkness of a dream.

Nightmares
For the last few nights i been having some fucked up dreams...I know its because of the upcoming dr visit on the 27th....The dreams or nightmares have ended the same way with the dr saying "sorry son we can't fix you" and it shows me in a coffin..I know it is only dreams but the way I have been feeling it wouldn't surprise me if it comes to that

Taser
This is funny really funny and you will laugh , I really enjoyed this one (Only a guy would do this!) A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife - - who would never consider a gun -----adequate time to retreat to safety. -----------WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know

Hollywood Square
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when " Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No;

Curtian Rods
Curtain rods > > She spent the first day packing her personal belongings into > boxes, crates, and suitcases. > On the second day, she had the movers come to collect her things. > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,< /SPAN> > put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of > caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. > When she had finished, she went into each and every > room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, > into the hollow of the curtain rods. > > She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. > > When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss > for the first few days. > > Then slowly, the house began to smell. > > They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place > out. > > Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam > cleaned. > > Air fresheners were hung everywhere. >

Ok One More Thing (support Our Troops)
ok lets be real, there is not a single person that I have talked to that DON'T support our troops, what Americans don't want to support is the Iraq government, I for one think that the men and women over there are not only brave but should be held up to a higher standard of respect,they are after all protecting us right??having said that how can we solve the problems of Iraq when we can't solve our own??? we want to protect our country how? but letting our boarders down and not letting our boarder guards do there jobs?? yeah we have all the answers don't we ... you want to send money to Iraq for the troops send each and everyone of them a plane ticket home, this will solve the problem of the war AND save lives...FUCK YOU BUSH

Letters From Home
OK EVERYONE I AM COLLECTING LETTERS FROM EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO WRITE THE SOLDIERS HERE WRITE THEM AND EMAIL THEM TO ICEWALKER2005@YAHOO.COM AND I WILL DISTRIBUTE THEM OUT AND IF U GIVE ADDRESS AND NAMES TO WHO WROTE IT I WILL HAVE THEM WRITE BACK THANKS I'm Already There (Message Fro VideoI'm Already There (Message Fro lyrics - Lonestar lyrics Lonestar Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

T.g.i.f. Vs S. H. I. T.
Subject: T.G.I.F. vs S. H. I. T. A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again said, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. " 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?" The man answered, " 'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday!' "

Kill Slowly
kill all the beasts stay away from the blood darkness is approaching run into it, don't fear darkness is not aware of us we are that slient anymore we can not even figure out do we exist or not killing myself slowly running to the edge slowly feeling the feeling slowly i am gonna be there slowly

How Rare Is Your Personality
Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP) Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men. You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

How Do We See The World We Live In?
It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this. From the movie Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai Written and Directed by: Jim Jarmusch

It Gets Worse!!
In continuation to the previous blog I posted "The Town I Live In": Now that I've been here in San Antonio for 6 months, I have some updates on the "Turn Around Don't Drown" issue I have: 1.) There is an actual website. If you google the words Turn Around Don't Drown and click on I'm feeling lucky, it'll take you right to it 2.) They actually post success stories on this website 3.) During the 3 days of rain we had about a week or so ago, they had to rescue 36 geniuses 4.) The fire department had to raise the "high water rescue" fine from 500 to 1000 and the police department is now imposing an additional fine to the drivers as well as the passengers. 5.) There are actual bumper stickers that say "turn around don't drown" and people actually put them on their cars...as if to say what? Don't follow? Hmmm. 6.) I did not make the graphic below... I miss home!!

The Town I Live In...dammit
"Turn Around Don't Drown!" Have you ever heard that said before? Well I didn't until I moved to this "great" state of Texas about six months ago. I thought I was going to die laughing when I heard the weather man on the local news station say it after announcing a flash flood warning. He said "Remember...Turn around don't drown!" It kind of reminded me of how a fire fighter tells a first grade class to "Stop Drop and Roll" should they ever catch fire. It is a "jingle" that this frequently flooding city of San Antonio, Texas has developed to try help keep the geniuses that reside here from accidentally killing themselves. My aunt told me that although I thought it was funny, I shouldn't laugh because everytime it rains, someone actually dies or goes to the hospital after trying to drive through 6ft of water. Apparently the number of people needing to be rescued after a failed attempt of trying to transform their vehicle into a boat had gotten so high that the fire department

I'm Moving....
From 3-23-07 until 4-03-07 I will be very busy moving. I am not going to have much time to get on here. I will have to catch up with all you wonderful guys and gals when I finish...wish me luck...moving is such a pain.

Just Talking
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE ALL DAY THINKING ABOUT THINGS THAT MAYBE I CAN'T CONTROL BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY ARE ON MY MIND. FIRST AND FOREMOST THERE IS THIS GUY THAT I WAS SEEING FOR A WHILE AND HE JUST STARTING THE LOVE WORD TO SOON FOR ME AND I FREAKED AND RAN. PLUS HE WANTED TO GET RID OF ALL MY MALE FRIENDS BECAUSE HE WAS JEALOUS. WELL I DON'T SEE THE NEED FOR ME TO GET RID OF FRIENDS FOR ANYONE. THEY WERE THERE BEFORE AND HOPEFULLY THEY WILL BE THERE LONG AFTER HIM. BUT WITH THIS PROBLEM I STARTED THINKING AM I JUST NOT INTO RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE I SEEM TO RUN EVERYTIME ANYTHING STARTS TO GET SERIOUS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BUT I DO. I MEAN I JUST DON'T THINK I AM READY TO BE TIED DOWN TO ANYONE BUT MOST PEOPLE MY AGE (30) ARE ALREADY MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS BUT ME I AM NOT LOOKING TO EVEN FIND SOMETHING TO SERIOUS. I JUST THINK THAT I AM SCARED BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY. I JUST THINK THAT I AM LOSING MY MIND. I AM A SHY FEMALE AND IF YOU HAVE SEEN MY PICS YOU PROBABLY DON'T BELIEVE THAT BUT

What Do People Envy About You?
People Envy Your Generosity You're a giving soul, and you'd do almost anything for those you love. And they'd do anything for you! People may envy how giving you are, but more than anything, they envy those you open your heart to. What Do People Envy About You?

Birthday
Your Birthdate: June 11 Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world. You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm. Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche. Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done. Your strength: Your inner peace Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds Your power color: Emerald Your power symbol: Leaf Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Few Things I Am Sick Of
well there are more then a few, but this is bothering me to a point I need to YELL, 1. republicans who think this country is doing just fine..hello, knock knock do you live in this country? this country is divided into two classes of people the rich and the poor, the rich are trying to stomp out the poor , and put a cap on the income level for the upper middle class, this attitude that "Ive got mine... you get yours" is killing the poor and empowering the rich, its disgusting as well as evil fuck off deal with real things that are happening to real people,no jobs,welfare, homeless,and undocumented people,and pay attention to the ones who pay their taxes and fund your moronic ideas and STILL let you mismanaged OUR government. 2. Anna Nichol Smith ...holy shit go away!!! do you know of anyone who has died that has got this much media coverage? the pope didn't get this much coverage when he died...ok ok I get it there is almost a billion dollars at stake but again I say ..knock knock..

Me And Ct
Don't think anyone really reads these, but here goes. I met a nice guy on here and he asked me to be his CT girlfriend (what exactly does that mean, I don't know yet) If any of you know, fill me in. LOL!! I chose to except and add it to my name as did he. This doesn't mean that I can't still talk to you and that you need to leave me nasty messages and this and that. I'm still the same person I was before this and still care very much about all of you. I still think I have the best friends of anyone on CT. Just my belief and i'll stick with it. I'm sorry if some of felt I lead you on. Some of you are closer to me than others and you all know who you are. There's some i'm still getting to know and haven't had to the chance to meet. I'm trying to remedy that one. Just kinda hard with the amount of traffic I get and messages. May take me a day to get back to ya and i'm sorry, but I always try to say something in return. Feel free to ask me to rate your photos. I don't

Thelessons Or Secrets Of Attila The Hun
THE LESSONS OR SECRETS OF ATTILA #1: YOU'VE GOT TO WANT TO BE IN CHARGE -- You've got to be ruthlessly ambitious. Never be bored, disinterested, or cowardly in any way about always strengthening your position. Good leaders are lustful leaders. Power is like sex, but don't appear overeager, just extremely determined to succeed under any circumstances, fair or unfair. [This will inspire confidence in those you lead] #2: ALWAYS APPEAR AS THE ONE IN CHARGE -- Dress appropriately for your high station in life. Own the biggest horse and sword. Be first in everything, but never appear pompous. [Be marked with armament that distinguishes you from the masses] #3: MAKE OTHERS ADAPT TO YOUR "CUSTOMS" -- Make people do things your way, not their way. Make them adjust or adapt to you. Express this as the way things are going to be from now on, or pretend it's the way things have always been. Refuse to acknowledge any other way of doing things other than the way you do things. [This will ex

What Year Were You Born In?
You Were Born Under: Fierce and courageous - you are the king of every situation. You pounce and attack, until others give you want you want. Daring and magnetic, you inspire others to follow your lead. And while you're wild at heart, you have some hidden soft spots. You are most compatible with a Horse or Dog. What Year Were You Born Under?

Expression #2
YOUR PASSION RADIATES FROM WITHIN, AS I BASK IN THE GLOW ITS WARMTH SURROUNDS ME. YOUR CARESS TAKES ME TO ANOTHER PLACE... MY WALLS CRUMBLE, MY BARRIERS ARE BROKEN. IN THAT SURREAL PLACE, I AM YOURS. OUR DANCE BEGINS SOFT AND GENTLE...WITH A KISS, THE TASTE IS SWEET AS NECTAR; IT TEASES THE TONGUE. DESIRE RISES; IT IS AN ALL-CONSUMING FLAME. ECSTASY DRENCHES US LIKE A SUMMER SHOWER... COMPLETELY PLEASURE UNBOUND TAKES OVER THE SENSES.

Weeks 45 - 46
- So remember that time the Horsemen launched from Oolong Island and killed two-thirds of the Black Marvel family? Yeah, Black Adam is totally going to kill all those scientist guys now, except for the fact that they’re mad scientists and therefore very good at throwing up crazy killing machine after crazy killing machine to save their skinny little hides. - As Adam bears down on the compound, Veronica Cale has a moment of clarity on unleashing four giant, badass, cyborg murder gods on the planet she calls home. Her only response to the overwhelming guilt and impending death at the hands of a superhero? Get nekkid with Will Magnus. Sure, seems reasonable to us. - Cale attempts to give herself to Adam as the culprit, but is quickly ignored by the mad Marvel. Luckily for the scientists inside, member I.Q. is totally awesome at “Braveheart”-style speech-making and persuades the puny humans to fight back against the ultimate schoolyard bully. - Oh yeah, and all this time T.O. Morr

Knife Blood Nightmare - Aiden
She said live young and leave a wake of beauty. That's all I ever could have asked, Should have asked from you. And I won't forget to write you, When I get there soon. 'Cause you'll be lying dead From stab wounds to the neck and chest again. They found you covered up in blood, Covered head to toe in blood. Face first in a tale of awkward love. They found you covered up in blood, She's bleeding, she's bleeding. Gone with the stitching in her heart. Left out a silhouette that just won't Heal and dying in your arms tonight. This dream, we die. Locked away, With this blood and this knife. This dream, we die. Locked away, With this blood and this knife. I know it's all just a bad dream now. So now midnight's here. You're all alone. They use this fear. It's all just a bad dream. And I can't seem to... Wake up from this. Midnight's here. You're all alone. They use this fear. It's all just a bad dream. And I can't seem to... Wake up from this.

Something I Wrote....
DESIRE IGNITES AT THE THOUGHT OF YOU. RISING HIGHER UNTIL I AM OVERCOME WITH IT. TOUCH ME. HOLD ME. KISS ME. ENTER NOW..... INTO MY SOFT WARM WETNESS. QUICK! HARD! DEEP! FILL ME! SLOWLY, THEN FASTER AS WE CLIMB CLOSER... TO THE PINNACLE OF EXQUISITE TORTURE, MY BODY MOVES IN TIME WITH YOURS. GIVING, TAKING, SHARING THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE. WE REACH THAT EUPHORIC PLATEAU. AS IF CAUGHT IN A BRILLIANT SUNSET, SWIRLS OF IRRIDESCENT COLORS SURROUND US; WARM AND GENTL AS A SUMMER BREEZE. BREATHING RETURNS TO NORMAL..... OUR BODIES START TO COOL. AS WE PREPARE TO LEAVE THAT PLATEAU OF ULTIMATE PLEASURE.

Ron Artest Farts In Pacman Jones' General Direction
Ron Artest is being brought up on four charges by the local district attorney stemming from the incident between him and his wife. 1. Domestic battery 2. Corporal injury to a spouse 3. False imprisonment 4. Dissuading a witness from reporting a crime. Four charges that have a maximum sentence of one year and are all misdemeanors. But we all know that, assuming he has a good lawyer, any jail time will be surprising. Now David Stern gets a chance to follow Roger Goodell's lead and float a rumor about being tough on the criminals in his employ. The job has me in a Python mood today.

Hey
Whats up everybody.just sittin areound. just wanted to creatw this blog to givepeople a place to go and say whatever they wanna without any consequences. So come on people lets get everything off our chest!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE SKINNY GIRLS WHO THINK THEY ARE FAT. IM FAT AND YOU CAN GO AND STICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help A Cherry Member Out
Lonely Angel Hugzz Waiting 4 Some1 Special@ CherryTAP IF U WANNA MEET A SWEET WOMAN AND A GOOD FRIEND ADD HER AS A FRIEND AND A FAN/RATE HER PICS/BLOGS/STASH AND PHOTOS AND KEEP HER CLODR AS A FRIEND THANKS TO ALL MY CHERRIES MESSAGE ME WHEN U HAVE ADDED HER

Hello Morning
I didn't sleep a wink last night. My life is so messed up right now and I just acted like a complete fool. Some guy made me feel like shit. I don't know why I let him get to me but I did. Oh well yesterday is over and tomorrow will never be here all we have is today.

Sizzling Angel N Ch4mp1upjr In Couples Contest Ii
OK read all of this please....( 7 DAY CONTEST ) I need a photo of both you and your other half.The 2 photo's are part of the same team.I add the votes together at the end.WINNERS get 1 week blast EACH !!!and ALL the POINTS !! example your total points are 15,000 votes x 6 points for each vote = 90,000 cherry bucks.2nd place gets 3 days blasts EACH all the points in cherry bucks.3rd 1 day blasts and YES all the points.RULES NONE...yes you CAN vote for yourselfs.Couple No #6 Vote Us! Thanks as muchhh! :) (repost of original by 'Achilles' on '2007-03-23 02:53:32')

To Shave Or Not To Shave? Another Myspace Blog Gone Cherrytap Blog :)
And again... Most of this like asking for other people to do this with me is irrelevant to CT people because y'all arent from around my area hah... But just read and tell me what you think... And after you read it, vote on the MUMM Alice had to make for me because Im banned from making 'em hah: http://cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=39175 Thanks everyone! So I had went and was looking at my hair last night and I've been becoming kinda unhappy with how long its getting... And I had this wonderful idea really... To shave my head and donate my hair to the Locks of Love Organization. Its gonna take me a while to make up my mind on whether or not I want to do it, but having some peoples thoughts and opinions on the situation would help tremendously with my decision in the end. I know it would be for a good cause and I’m not just saying that I want to do this because of this whole Britney Spears stupid shit. She's too much of a inconsiderate dickweed to even care about donating her hai

Applying For Social Security
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for >Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's >license to verify my age. > > I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I >told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and >come back later. > > The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." > > So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. > > She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and >she processed my Social Security application. > > When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the >Social Security > office. > > She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten >disability, too."

Aol Openride(multi Browser)
Download of the Day: AOL OpenRide (Windows) Windows only: This may come as a shock, but AOL OpenRide is really, really cool. It combines a tabbed Web browser, an AOL/POP e-mail client, an AIM chat applet, and a video/music/photo/file player/viewer. In other words, it's kind of like the AOL of old--but with a much smaller footprint. And as with everything AOL these days, it's free. I particularly liked the Dynasizer, a little drag-and-drop handle for resizing the four main panes however I want. Not everything is working perfectly at this point, but this is still a pretty slick program. Worth checking out. You can go: http://lifehacker.com/software/aol/download-of-the-day-aol-openride-windows-208076.php for free download it and use so interesting. if you have 9 page open,you can see all of them together and choose that page you need it. I hope it will be attractive for computer users.thanks for all. saeidkh(vary)

This Is Kewllll..... Dogs Are Smart....
Separated Dog Brothers Find Each Other AP LA CROSSE, Wis. (March 23) - They were called Wallace and Gromit, a couple of abandoned yellow Labrador retriever siblings who wound up at the Coulee Region Humane Society. The pups were 5 months old last June when they were adopted out, but to separate homes. Months later, Pat Kucera at Diggity Dog Daycare noticed two yellow Labs named Levi and Cooper would "play like crazy" every time they got the chance during visits to his facility. "They love playing chase, ring around the picnic table and face wrestling on the couches," Kucera said. When he mentioned their behavior to their respective owners, Cyndy Lamb remembered the other pup she never forgot - the one that was with Cooper when she took him home from the humane society. She asked Denice Mack, owner of Levi, about her dog's past and found out she too adopted her dog last June. "When she said he was 5 months old when she got him, my heart stopped," Lamb said.

The Sexiest Bikini Contest
hey there all my hot cherryfriends. i've entered yet another new contest. it started today and will end next week. winner will receive a 7 day blast and a big pimping gift. wanna help me out here??? just click on the pic below and rate and try to commentbomb it. i appreciate every little help. mwhuaaahhhzzz love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!

What The F'in
Man Gets Probation for Sex With Dead Deer AP SUPERIOR, Wis. (March 21) - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn. "The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said. Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision. He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent. Hathaway pleaded no contest e

Legend Of Zelda
I still love old school gaming. Been playing Legend of Zelda the past week and had alot of fun going all the way through. I always find that the nes classics are still as enjoyable to play, for me, as they were when I was growing up :D

The Other Side Of Fear
Friday, March 23, 2007 The other side of fear Most of your fears would disappear if you would simply decide to walk right up to them. Fear has only the power that you give it. Your fears can intimidate you or they can illuminate you. The choice is entirely up to you. Your fears can stop you or they can prepare you. And you get to decide which it will be. Listen to each fear just long enough to absorb the useful and reasonable information it may contain. Then realize that once that is done, it is time to move on beyond the fear. On the other side of fear, there is value, there is accomplishment, there is fulfillment. See fear as the gateway that it is, and make the choice to carefully and persistently go through it. Allow the fear to prepare you well, then move on past it. And be amazed at the great things you can do. -- Ralph Marston

Death To America Part Ii "this Time It's Personal"
Well another U.N. deadline has passed and Iran still enriches uranium when they were ordered to stop. But you new that was coming. So while Russia and China drag ass to stall harsh sanctions, the threat grows......

Where Is Heaven ?
Heaven in your eyes My world may crash and burn yet this globe continues to turn In a moments time I seek peace And a solace blessing of release To lift my spirit and carry on hope To never left go at the end of the rope And know the moment soon passes away And all the was lead to a better day A sweet smile that tells me the world is right For in your eyes there shines a light That lifts me up and helps me to believe no matter what comes our love won’t deceive And in your eyes I found my soul And your sweet kisses made me whole A tears that shed for loss and fear Are lost in time and drift away from here Paradise found me and I seize the prize Undeserving the heaven in your eyes By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Ensign: The Prodigal Spin
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 23 March 2007 Even those of us who don't frequent the Bible should be familiar with Jesus' parable of the prodigal son. Told in Luke 15:11-32, the central figure for much of this story is the younger son who goes to his father for his part of the inheritance and proceeds to spend it quickly. When reduced as low as he can go, the son laments his decision and decides to go back to his father and become a servant. But when the father sees his son, he rushes to meet him and preparations are made for a big celebration, which the son hears and berates his father about: why the big ado about your son coming home, while I've been faithful to you? The father responds that he values his older son as well, but today he had to make merry

If It Wasn't Friday...
If it wasn't Friday I think I would go postal on a few clients today. First, we have a major client that we do tons of work for. They are always late paying, and we always have to call and ask them to please pay. At this point January and Febuary invoices were past due, and the March one will be by the end of next week. They had asked for my business partner to come down next week and spend the whole week at their offices and work with them from there. No problem if they pay the invoices, and are prepared to pay for his hotel and meals. They said they would have the oustanding invoices sent out overnight. They only paid January. Another one keeps sending me these changes. I'm fine with making changes. But when they go against what looks good, I will tell them it isn't going to look professional. Every day this week she is adding more and more to clutter it up. I even told her yesterday nothing more can fit there... and what do I get.... MORE!! Some people drive me nuts

The Circle Closes
I've nejoyed being here, but I'm thinking it may be time to leave. I've appreciated the comments I've received on everything from my writing to my photos (and especially my lovely submissive), but this sight eats up a lot of time for me. I browse here when I should be doing other things. I have a few things left to do here as a promise to a very special lady, and once those are completed, I may not be back. So, in the event that I don't return, thank you to all for your kindness. If you want to stay in contact outside of this site, drop me a private message and we'll see what we can do.

My New Family
hi how are you my new family RULES : WHEN YOU JOIN YOU ARE THE COALITION MAFIA . YOU WILL PROMOTE FOR YOUR LOUNGE IF YOU HAVE ONE . IF NOT YOU MUST JOIN A LOUNGE OF YOUR CHOICE. 2: THERE IS NO DRAMA IN MY FAMILY AT ALL IF THERE IS ANY DRAMA YOU WILL DROP TO LOWEST RANK FIRST WARNING IF DRAMA HAPPENDS AGAIN YOU ARE OUT I DONT WANT IT AT ALL ! 3:THERE ARE RANKS YOU WILL BE PLACED IN A RANK. TO MOVE UP IN RANK YOU MUST GET 5 PEOPLE TO JOIN THE MAFIA AND THOSE PEOPLE HAVE TO TELL IF THEY WERE BROUGHT IN OR JUST WANT TO JOIN..YOU MUST GET TEN PEOPLE TO COMMENT YOU OR YOUR PICS ..4:RANKS : UNDER BOSS 1 ONLY ONE PERSON CAN BE THAT UNDER BOSS 2 TWO PEOPLE CAN BE THAT UNDER BOSS 3 THREE PEOPLE CAN BE THAT ONE MAFIA DON'S BODY GUARD 6 PEOPLE CAN DO THAT MAFIA SECRATARY 5 PEOPLE CAN DO THAT ONE MAFIA SOLDIR EVERYONE STARTS THERE....... I WILL TELL WHAT THE RANKS JOB IS WHEN AN IF YOU JOIN THANK YOU, MAFIA DON BIGG

Muddy Gras This Weekend
Leaving tonight. Wife has the jeep loaded with beads should be a blast. AMSIOL just showed up courtesy of SOR4x4 so that will be going in before we load up along with one beadlock to be put on due to some one got the case of the dumbA** and moutned the claw backwards in a late night build frenzy. (ME)

Yet Another Bit Of Thought....
HAve ya ever got the feeling you're a third wheel? Or the "odd man out"? Yanno, lately, well, rather for a while now it feels to me like I am nothing but a burden, or a bother for people to talk to, hang out with, or even so much as associate with me... It just seems to me like sometimes people feel like its a chore to be bothered with me... I cant figure out why I think this, and i cant shake the feeling.. So... I decided that this morning I am lifes perpetual third wheel.. Well, maybe not, but yanno thats how it feels right now... Me = A Bother To Society

Maybe Im Amazed Lyrics Paul Mccartney
Baby Im amazed at the way you love me all the time Maybe Im afraid of the way I love you Baby Im amazed at the the way you pulled me out of time Hung me on a line Maybe Im amazed at the way I really need you Baby Im a man and maybe Im a lonely man Whos in the middle of something That he dosent really understand Babe Im a man and maybe youre the only woman Who could ever help me Baby wont you help to me understand (lead solo) Baby Im a man and maybe Im a lonely man Whos in the middle of something That he dosent really understand Babe Im a man and maybe youre the only woman Who could ever help me Baby wont you help me understand Baby Im amazed at the way youre with me all the time Maybe Im afraid of the way I leave you Baby Im amazed at the way you help me sing my song You right me when Im wrong Maybe Im amazed at the way I really need you

Some Great News$$$$$$$$$
I filled out a application for a job at a reasturant yeasterday.They called me this morning for a interview.They hired me and I start tonight.I will be working thursday,friday,and saturday starting at $7 a hour.My title is shift manager.I am so exited.My hours are from 4 to 11.So yup yay me.

Albert Einstien... A Genius..?
March 23, 2007 - Friday Albert Einstien ..> Albert Einstien is a feller I met while we were both guests at Hotel Nuts. Albert was a pleasant guy but no one could understand what he was saying most of the time. He used them ten dollar words and was always reading the books. Albert and me became pals. After I was released from Hotel Nuts I came across an article about Albert. The article claimed Al was a bona fide genius. Gosh! I never would have thought that. I always thought Albert was a true dumass like me. Even worse! Al could not tie shoes. He admitted that to me. Simple tasks were beyond his realm. He could not do anything. The man did not have enuff common sense to comb his hair. The article claims Al came up with a Theory of Relativity. Big deal! I have my own theory about relatives. I won't loan my relatives money. They never repay me. I figure whoever wrote this article must have been paid by Albert. I mean... If Albert was a true genius... Why didn't he wear boots

My Heart On My Sleeve
Sometimes I wear my heart on my sleeve, It's there for the taking and I make the wrong choices! Sometimes, I open my heart too much and to the wrong people. Being put through the wringer and messed with emotional is no big prize. The pain runs deep, the healing has only just begun!! Somehow, I feel free to be me! I know that love heals all wounds and truly feel that today! I have gotten through some really hard times with the help of my friends. Those of you who know me, know who you are! Some friends I run the risk of losing because of a several choices I am making in my life! I hope they know I love them and appreciate them for who they are and with no strings or judgments attached! With me, friendships are unconditional, the good, the bad and the ugly are accepted! I have had a lot of ugly in my life but have also had many blessings! For me one of those blessings is my friends! Thank You For Being My Friends!!!!!!

My Personal Pictures Are Open For A Bit...
And they will be for an hour or so. I'll make my main picture one of myself during that time... I'm no Jennifer Aniston, but some of them are good pics :) Let me know what you think, and repost this if you have a minute! thanks! Please fan/add me if you show love, so I can be sure to return it!@ CherryTAP

Gov
MORE OF THE SAME. WILL OUR GOVERNMENT WAKE UP. OUR TAXES ARE TOO HIGH TO PAY FOR ALL THE HAND OUTS. THIS COUNTRY CANT STAND THIS. KEEP GOING AND IT WILL FALL FROM WITHIN. DO THE MATH. Subject: FW: Sobering thoughts... (facts) 1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County (L. A. County has 10 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals, here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

Rat Poison Found In Pet Food, Official Says
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/23/pet.food.recall.ap/index.html ALBANY, New York (AP) -- Rat poison has been found in pet food blamed for the deaths of at least 16 cats and dogs, a spokeswoman for the State Department of Agriculture and Markets said Friday. Spokeswoman Jessica Chittenden would not identify the chemical or its source beyond saying it was a rodent poison. The Food and Drug Administration has said the investigation was focusing on wheat gluten in the food. Wheat gluten itself would not cause kidney failure, but the common ingredient could have been contaminated by heavy metals or mold toxins, the FDA said. (Watch why devastated pet owners are suing Video) State agriculture officials scheduled a news conference Friday afternoon to release laboratory findings from tests on the pet food conducted this week. The deaths led to a recall of 60 million cans and pouches of pet food produced by Menu Foods and sold throughout North America under 95 brand names. There h

My Resignation Letter What Cha Think
March 23, 2007 This letter is to inform you of my voluntary resignation, without notice, on this 23rd day of March 2007. Due to situations and actions out of my control, I believe that working in that environment is unsafe as well as unhealthy mentally, and with that I was not able to perform to the best of my capabilities. My performance was dropping and with that my co-workers and customers suffered. That is unacceptable to myself and .... I respect the company and the team I have had the chance to work with. I would have wanted nothing more than to have a career with Verizon yet I know in that store it would not be possible. One of the reasons I came to this decision was the entirety of confidence with my manager, and being notified that it had been released to a co-worker in which the taunting became more directed at me. Which is unethical and difficult to accept. I have much respect for my manager .... on many aspects and I have enjoyed learning from him and wo

Untitled
Don't leave me broken hearted... Don't leave me sad and blue... I know what I want in life, I know I need you. Don't walk away an forget, All the love we shared... Because through it all, You were the only one who really cared. You are my life, You are my dreams... You're the moon, the stars, my solid ground, And everything in between. You make even the darkest days seem bright, My nights are filled with dreams of you... You say you love me, I love you too. If I could take back the hurtful words, Believe me, I would... But you and I both know, Even if I tried, I never could. I wish you could hold me in your arms, And whisper sweet nothings in my ear... Tell me your dreams and wishes... Tell me what I need to hear. I need you in my life, I need you here with me. You fill me with so much joy, I never want you to leave. Your kiss, your touch, Without you, where would I be? Lost and confused, broken and bruised... You are the only one I want wi

Yo Momma Lol...
my kids always jone on each other with your momma jokes This is one my youngest whom is 9 said to his older brother which is 20. yo momma is soooo stupid she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she would sleep. lmao... This is one my kids always use on each other lmao. its my favorite one.. yo momma is sooo poor when i walked by her house the roaches were standing outside with signs will work for food...lmao....

Just Another Soldier
I stand on a Pedestal you put me here. You don't know me not even my name. You call me a hero. I'm no better than the rest. Many came before me and now lay to rest. I wear a flag on my arm and my name on my chest. I'm just another soldier. I lay my life on the line for my country and this land. I'm way across the desert fighting in the sand. My brothers falling around me going home in flag draped box. Yet I'm still standing solid as a rock. I will not quit because my brother is gone. I took my oath I will carry on. I'm just another soldier. I know some can't be here though they wish they could be. I'm here for you my neighbor because freedom don't come free. Don't worry that you can't be here my true brother or my friends. I'm fighting in your place. If I fall down and die don't let them call me a disgrace. I'm fighting for the politician who gave himself a raise but won't put on a uniform and join me in this place. I'm just another soldier. I will stay t

Return To The Boxing Ring.
I have been doing a lot of thinking about getting back into the boxing ring. I started boxing on dec 21 1987 and stopped on may of 1994 due to a injury. But i deeply thinking about it. After my neck gets better. I am gonna look into it again. When i lived in nyc i did box like 2 times a week. I wish i still had my pics of myself in my boxing gear. Lost them when i moved. So i am 37 and still think i could do it. These youngings wont be able to handle my skills ;)

A Soldiers Eyes
To look into a soldier's eyes, the window to their soul. Look out from inside their mind and see horrors never told. You say we are just killers, it's not that plain you see. Take a walk inside my boots and see what I have seen. Many innocent lives taken and soldiers, they were some. Giving their life freely to get the mission done. The last cold stare of death, we see in our buddies eyes. They fought for all your freedom, this is why we die. Some wonder why we fight to protect this nation and maybe lose our life. Ask this question to a soldier, the answers in their eyes. Always will we be here waiting, the call we won't deny. We'll always fight for freedom, never asking why. We'll go away to far off lands , leaving our loved ones behind. Many times we die alone, several times inside. Open windows to our soul, see the tears we hide. Secrets that we cannot keep are in a soldier's eyes By SSG M.Lynn McCulley

2 For Whatever's Not Selling Please.
2 evening tickets @ AMC- $15.00 A Large Drink and Nachos- $10.50 A hummer in the movie theater after 5 and a half years of marriage- Priceless... Having 3 kids, barely making ends meet, and not having any real structure to your life sort of makes it hard to go out to see a movie when you want to. I'm a film buff, and as such, that really hurts sometimes. Especially when the rare opportunity presents itself to hang out with friends and have some "grown-up" conversation, and you get to hear about all the movie experiences other people are having. It's kind of like sex to me. Good or bad... it's always better to be having it than not. So, we went to the Zoo today with the kids, and my Aunt and her Granddaughter... my first cousin, once removed for those of you keeping track... and then brought them home hoping for some quiet time. That failing, my father offered to watch the kids for a few hours while the wife and I went to see a movie. A rare opportunity that I was not goin

My Bar Tab Is 510
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30

That Was Me
That was me by:SID I am what I am I am who Ive become There were many But now in the only one The only one who The only one to Walk through the gates of hell And still Im alive to tell The blind leading the blind Thats how it went I saw the dark bars of these gates Sharp and jagged and bent They opened So on into the darkness I went Step a pawn step Thought after thought Seeming it seemed In my own mind I was caught I walked through the blood Still warm from the vanes it ran And drenched I was red I walked through hells flames Burnt and scared Yet not yet dead I walked all the way To the end of hells road Where only empty skulls lay I walked over the carcasses Left there to decay I found the evil kings throne Except for my shadow I was alone So a seat I did take Take I did to take a break Then a mirror did I see A mirror face down On the chairs arm beside me And a

"a Woman"
YES YOU MAY RIP THIS IF YOU WISH TO!!! LOVE TO YOU ALL Is this true? This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, butfrom the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved." Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know.. and to men so they know the value of a woman

I Am The Vampire
I Am The Vampire By Tempie Garrett It was hot and cold sometimes new and always old I was young and bold My soul had been sold It was the trill of the devil's kill It is the wound that won't heal and he always comes against my will I am a creature of the night I always cause such a fright and there is a legend about my bite but with my race, it's alright I am the Vampire and I never tire My throat is continuously on fire So is this what they all admire

The Devil By Any Other Name...
The Devil By Any Other Name... By Vamphyri By many names my kind have been known Strigoii, nosferatu, vrykolakis, Vukodlak, langsuir, and vampyr To name but a few. From many regions I have traversed From many passages of time I have marched Centuries pass from one to another Like sands through the glass Many tales have been written And passed down through mortal tongues Tales of me and mine kind Personally I have been called..... Leviathan, Diablolos, Prince of Darkness, and Lucifer.

Alone
Alone Edgar Allen Poe From childhood's hour I havee not been As others were- I have not seen As others saw- I could not bring My passions from a common spring- From the same source I have not taken My sorrow- I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone- And all I lov'd- I lov'd alone- Then- in my childhood- in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From ev'ry depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still- From the torrent, or the fountain- From the red cliff of the mountain- From the sun that 'round me roll'd In its autumn tint of gold- From the lightning in the sky As it pass'd me flying by- From the thunder, and the storm- And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view.

I Think I'm Worth It...
All I've got to say is...I know my self-esteem is a bit less-than...but shit God damn... I'm planning to not "hook-up" or put myself on the relationship market until I move out of Cody's place...b/c he's being rather...insane...last night he asked me if we were going to grow old together...my reply..."No; women mature faster than men...thats why I'm moving..." And if half his lil buds are around he's his usual jackass self to me but if certain male friends are around he's all over me...or attempting to be...stupid crap... But... AREN'T I WORTH A LIL MORE THAN JUST BEING USED FOR SEX?! I mean hell if I'm viewed as sexy yay me...I just wish someone gave a rats ass about me...yeah...ME... 6...six guys are trying to do this to me...luckily I've gotten used to this so even though feelings tend to bubble up in me now n then(3 of the 6 lol)...I've gotten skilled at pushing them back down and forgetting...and am slowly becoming all the more skilled at not developing feelings to begi

Quick Revision
ok people here we are if ive missed something let me know please tell me ends today not sure wen ends but soon im sure just in an a giveawy i think im blocked so need u there wen possible an a good friend of the family well mine an aly an anyone who knows her really good luck all take care im here if u need me hugs an kisses all round an yes i love u all good work j

One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish. "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so

Thoughts
i keep reading my blog and it makes me cry to see how far i've come in my life. with so many things coming, too. allie came over on tuesday and we went to see lacey in the hospital with her new baby boy. as the three of us approached the door to the hospital room, we all just stopped. i've have friends with children, but i've never been close to someone that's HAVING a baby. that's around my age. it's. amazing. to stare at this new life, so peacefully sleeping wrapped in a white blanket. this little guy has NO idea what he's in for. and i was so happy to see jeremy by her side throughout the entire hospital stay. people can change. and i want nothing for the best for the three of them. nate phoned me a while ago to tell me that they're on the way back from philly again. the van popped a tire and went off the road. that's the forth time they've tried to go to philly - it's not worth it. they're never going again. thank GOD everyone is ok. the truck is in worse shape than they are.

The Best Comeback Line Ever!
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. This a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: ! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even tou

Today...
Eh I found out today from a friend of mine that there is a 50/50 chance of see Lil Bruder tomorrow. That makes me sad cause I don't get to see him all the time obviously. The only thing that pisses me off though is when we went to the World Championship Tour, the singer of the HEADLINING band missed a couple of days and they STILL PLAYED. I mean come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Muslim Mothers
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of > goat's >> milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping > through >> pictures and reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be > 24 >> now." >> >> >> The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby." >> >> Mom says, "He's a martyr now." >> >> "Oh, so sad, my dear." >> >> Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He > would >> be 21." >> >> "Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born." >> >> Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too." >> >> "Oh gracious me," says the second mother. >> >> "And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18." Mom >> whispers. >> >> "Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first > started >> school." >> >> "He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes. >> >> After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks > wistfully at

Cheerios Don't Like Me ...or My Stapled Gut
Yeah, I know...odd title for a blog, right? Allow me to explain my latest discovery in the ongoing journey of What Steve is no longer able to eat because his stomach is stapled: Since having my stomach stapled some five years ago (gastric bypass) and since losing some 170 lbs total (I used to weigh about 400 lbs), I have continually had to re-adjust my diet to accomodate a healthier lifestyle and my smaller gullet. Sure, I slip up sometimes and I cheat, but everyone does. My big downfall when I was a fat guy was Italian food. Pizza, pasta, big fattening sandwiches. There were also loving relationships with every fast food chain imaginable (mmmmm...double Whopper with cheese). Those days are over. Today, I'm all about eating way less carbs and dairy, eating lots of protein and veggies, choking down about 33 vitamins per day, and I exercise non-stop in an effort to keep myself around 230 or 240 lbs. I even stopped drinking completely in January in an effort to A) sober up, and B

The Heart And The Shape
Just went through your eyes, And the battle was fine. Couldn't stand to see you streaming. Now I realize that I might have been Part of the reason for your frowning. And so I grey the heart and the shape, That look that you gave, staring. At empty help me back to awake. And so I grey the heart and the shape. Now the bottle plays a little factor. Not the way I used to be, thankfully. I was disguising a different matter, Now I engage in everything, infinity... Help me back to awake. There were sentences with no direction, Those are pieces that I put away. There is sadness in the reflection, One long look is all that it takes.

At The End Of August
So I lit lanterns, To light up all these words, Looking back I know It's what I'd die for. And through all of this life, Smashed away all the strife, A friendship I paint, untouchable. Crawling from the floor, I've been there before. There I was staring Back at the bottom. Let's just make this clear, It came from these tears. Carved across our chest, loyalty. And with the new light, There was young hope. To underline the meaning, And carve our names in. At the end of August, the end of... At the end of August, the end of... I'll never replace the ones I first made, Jesus, does anyone? So I lit lanterns, To light up all these words, Looking back I know It's what I'd die for. And through all of this life, Smashed away all the strife, A friendship I paint, untouchable. And with the new light, There was young hope. To underline the meaning, And carve our names in. At the end of August, the end of... At the end of August, the end of... I'll neve

Nsfw
You asked for them and you can get them......If you can get me to Level 6 I'll post some nsfw pics of me. RATE ME, FAN ME, ADD ME and we'll have some fun. Thanks to all of you for you Rates, fans and adds. Love to you all! Blessings, Solace

Part 2
inside of my pussy, moving it in out several times before hitting the on switch. It vibrated heavily on my walls as I pushed it in my body, pressing it into my most erotic places. I soon forgot about the movie playing on my television and became lost in the sensations the toys were giving me. I shut my eyes and lay back on the pillows, lifting and spreading my legs to give myself better access to my cunt and clit with the vibrators. The larger toy moved deeper into my pussy, rotating in circular motions. My juices began to cover my hand and I pressed the smaller dildo hard against my erect button. I began to feel an overwhelming need to release, but I wasn’t ready yet. Quickly, I brought the petite one from my clit and moved it to my anus. My own nectar acted as a lube as I shallowly penetrated my butt with the phallus. My hands began to move the toys furiously in both of my holes as waves of sexual euphoria coursed through me. The harder I pushed them in and out of me, the clo

Raven Symone - Alice
I'm giving you only the truth. This is your last chance. After me there will be no more. If you hear your self concience, you will stay in wonderland, And I will show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Alice lives in a land that I am envious of. Yellow dragons, violet cats and black talking purple knobs. She steps on anything that might get in her way of home. You. alice had love but she pushed all of her people away. She felt as if she was alone, distant, ugly, afraid. She didn't know that her life was already made. You're loved and you will find someone with your frame of mind. So if you would be so kind to not cross that line... And fall into a world where everything is flipped... And where you fly to swim and you fly to drive. Fly with me in the sea, swim with me in the breeze. Drive with me on the clouds, fly with me on the ground. Follow me into my rabbit hole, and I'll show you everything I've been told... And I'll lead you to a land unknown

Joke
Pharmacist A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he''d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I''m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl''s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

Part 1
My eyes opened to the light of the streetlamp outside my window. Damn it, I’m awake again, I thought to myself. For whatever reason I could not stay asleep. I would toss and turn, but to no avail. I was extremely tense and needed something to relax me. I decided to get up and get myself a glass of water from the kitchen. I brought it back to my bedroom and decided to switch on the television. Restless, I started to channel surf, but at one o’clock in the morning on Tuesday night even the cable networks leave something to be desired. You don’t realize how many infomercials are on at that time of night until you try to find something that would be worth your time. Actually, if I wanted to go to sleep the infomercial would have probably been my best bet, but I needed something that would help me unwind first so that I could go to sleep after. I realized it was my horniness that had disturbed my slumber and I needed to find some sort of eye candy to help me get off. I finally wound

Tom Waits - Alice
It's dreamy weather we're on You waved your crooked wand Along an icy pond with a frozen moon A murder of silhouette crows I saw And the tears on my face And the skates on the pond They spell Alice I disappear in your name But you must wait for me Somewhere across the sea There's a wreck of a ship Your hair is like meadow grass on the tide And the raindrops on my window And the ice in my drink Baby all I can think of is Alice Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier And so a secret kiss Brings madness with the bliss And I will think of this When I'm dead in my grave Set me adrift and I'm lost over there And I must be insane To go skating on your name And by tracing it twice I fell through the ice Of Alice And so a secret kiss Brings madness with the bliss And I will think of this When I'm dead in m

Indochine - Alice & June
Et 1, 2, 3, Alice est née au pays des cauchemars Je voudrais juste la rassurer Et 1, 2, 3, Alice est tombée dans un trou noir Je pourrais peut-être la sauver Mais qu’est ce qu’on a fait demain Je ne me rappelle de rien Il y a beaucoup trop de monde autour de moi Alice ne te retourne pas Et 1, 2, 3, Alice est née dans un endroit Un endroit qu’il ne fallait pas Et 1, 2, 3, Alice au pays des étoiles Il était une fois quelqu’un comme moi Et si tu me bois je crois que tu grandiras Et1, 2, 3, Jésus-Christ est tellement mort pour rien J’espère que tout ira bien Mais c’est qu’ici il n’y a plus de place Pour qu’elle puisse grandir davantage Elle n’avait juste qu’un ennui C’est de comprendre les jours de pluie Mais je suis là Et 1, 2, 3, Alice est née au pays des cauchemars Je voudrais juste la rassurer Et 1, 2, 3, Alice est tombée dans un trou noir Je pourrais peut

Mylene Farmer - Alice
Mon Alice, Alice araigne maltque mon Alice, malice arachne hightek mon Alice, Alice pendue au bout de son fil dpressive l'artiste exit, exit dans ta boite toutes tes pattes le black-out petite me comme tu me manques comme tu me manques comme tu me manques l'araigne

Skinny Puppy - Who's Laughing Now?
broken alice holy pat on the back and back and back force open wide no way back she whispered lizard kiss rhtetoric bitch pass on answering psycho babble with no security power escapes to the toilet room in the lew of its own reflection she really knocks me out she sits she pukes her point whoever will listen paranoid doubts shes really rocked out she moves her mouth fault pat on the back and back and pat on the back and force it she sits she listens she moves her mouth she sits she pukes its her fault whatever intelligence fault push down with the purest crystal around push it in whisper name feel it a double weighed out games invoke she mixes knowing that all wont upset herself lizard kiss strung out break mutilate all they see on the neck in and over top of what appears to be real chill and tempt eye no time to see reality broken alice

Do You Know Me?
i have loved the word mystery.. you dont know what to expect.. you dont know what you'll find out.. i just love the unexpected.. not too much.not less.. i want it just right.. do you hold any mystery for me?^_~

And We Learn
A STORY MY MUM TOLD ME A LONG TIME AGO – I WANT TO SHARE IT A woman named Emily was renewing her driver's license at the Transport office now called the ‘dvlc’, she was asked by the clerk to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the clerk, "do you have a job, or are you just a ......? "Of course I have a job," snapped Emily. "I'm a Mum." "We don't list 'Mum' as an occupation...... 'Housewife' covers it," said the clerk emphatically. WHAT NOW FOLLOWS IS HOW MY MUM TELLS IT: I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our local police station. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it, I do not know... The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Chi

What Would You Do?
Many years ago in a small Russian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the village money lender. The money lender, who was old and horrible, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. The cunning money lender suggested that they decide the matter this way: He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag. 1. If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven. 2. If she picked the white pebble, she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail. Standing on a pebble-strewn path in the farmer's field, the m

New Job Yay
I went for my interview with the new Wal-Mart this morning, and got a part time gig as a Donut Maker....yay lol. Im now a slave to wal-mart...so much fun. Neways, just figured I wold let yall know where I will be spending most of my time....I work the early morning shift starting at like 3AM. It's a job though so I'm not complaining. Well that's all for this blog. Maybe a new one coming soon. Later Taters.

Chapter 8 { Mr Hyde And Dr Jekyll
The Last Night Mr. Utterson was sitting by his fireside one evening after dinner, when he was surprised to receive a visit from Poole. "Bless me, Poole, what brings you here?" he cried; and then taking a second look at him, "What ails you?" he added; is the doctor ill?" "Mr. Utterson," said the man, "there is something wrong." "Take a seat, and here is a glass of wine for you," said the lawyer. "Now, take your time, and tell me plainly what you want." "You know the doctor's ways, sir," replied Poole, "and how he shuts himself up. Well, he's shut up again in the cabinet; and I don't like it, sir--I wish I may die if I like it. Mr. Utterson, sir, I'm afraid." "Now, my good man," said the lawyer, "be explicit. What are you afraid of?" "I've been afraid for about a week," returned Poole, doggedly disregarding the question, "and I can bear it no more." The man's appearance amply bore out his words; his manner was altered for

Sisters Of Mercy - Alice
Alice pressed against the wall So she can see the door In case the laughing strangers crawl and Crush the petals on the floor Alice in her party dress She thanks you kindly So serene She needs you like she needs her tranqs To tell her that the world is clean To promise her a definition Tell her where the rain will fall Tell her where the sun shines bright And tell her she can have it all Today Pass the crystal spread the Tarot In illusion comfort lies The safest way the straight and narrow No confusion no surprise Alice in her party dressed to kill She thanks you turns away She needs you like she needs needs her pills To tell that the world's okay To promise her a definition Tell her where the rain will fall Tell her where the sun shines bright And tell her she can have it all today today Alice Don't give it way

I Believe In Me.....
I believe in me.... I honor and respect my feminity.... I am able to be strong and flexible.... I trust my ability to flow with life.... I live gently with myself and others.... I am a gentle and loving person.... I bring comfort to myself and others through the gentleness of my spirit.... I realize it is NOT my job to be in control of everyone and everything.... I accept and enjoy my life in it's beauty and imperfections.... I am healthy, happy, and hopeful.... I honor and listen to my dreams---Both past and current.... I give myself permission to play.... I have the right to dream and explore possibilities.... I love and accept myself even though I am imperfect.... I accept myself unconditionally.... I believe in me....

Hmmmm
OK IM NOT GONNA BITCH ABOUT MY FRIENDS NOT HELPING ME OUT. IM JUST GONNA ASK AGAIN CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME BOMB MY HUBBY IN HIS CONTEST IT IS OVER SUNDAY AND I HAVE BEEN STRUGGELING TO KEEP HIM AHEAD. THANKS TO THE FEW THAT HAVE HELPED AND THOSE OF U WHO WILL. I WILL BUY ANYONE WHO HELPS A VIC GIFT.

I Thought Of Layin In The Grass
Do you ever remember when you were a kid and you wanted to roll in the grass when it got all green and soft? I was thinking the other day when I was driving home, that I wanted to lay down in the grass and just stare up at the clouds, but then all that stuff that I had to do for the rest of the day got all involved, and I realized I have grown too old to just sit around staring at the clouds while laying in the grass. Isn't that sad, when you sit there thinking about something that sounds simple and easy and fun, and realize it would complicate everything else you have in your life that is already scheduled out. Sometimes we just have to sit down and do the simple things. I think complications that come from simple things are worth the trouble most of the time. That one moment I could have taken to relax and stare at the clouds, could have gotten me some time to think about things and not stress out so bad. Instead while I'm laying in bed, I can't sleep because I'm so stressed ou

Chapter 5 { The First Men In The Moon
PRESENTLY Cavor extinguished the light. He said we had not overmuch energy stored, and that what we had we must economise for reading. For a time, whether it was long or short I do not know, there was nothing but blank darkness. A question floated up out of the void. "How are we pointing?" I said. "What is our direction?" "We are flying away from the earth at a tangent, and as the moon is near her third quarter we are going somewhere towards her. I will open a blind -" Came a click, and then a window in the outer case yawned open. The sky outside was as black as the darkness within the sphere, but the shape of the open window was marked by an infinite number of stars. Those who have only seen the starry sky from the earth cannot imagine its appearance when the vague, half luminous veil of our air has been withdrawn. The stars we see on earth are the mere scattered survivors that penetrate our misty atmosphere. But now at last I could realise the meaning of the hosts of

Passions.....
In the deep of the night, I dream of your touch....so soft and unbridled. Nothing is more beautiful to me than dreaming of you....wearing nothing but moonlight and my kisses....kisses along your spine, your inner thighs, your neck. I can feel your fiery passion begging to be shared....A passion that leaves us breathless....begging to be released....begging to become one with each other. A begging that only exists with you.

Little Johnnyh, That Litle Rascal!:):)
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh,boy! Horsey ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually gets bucked off!"

Omg!
Ok so any wiccans that read this may know what I'm talking about...last night there was alot of energy going on...my animals were acting insane...my dog was barking and growling at everything that moved and didnt...and my cat was being nutter than usual...I've tried to figure out what was going on with the moon but, Im having no luck whatsoever! I know the moon was waxing which means like a time to start things but, cheese and crackers who could start anything with all the damn noise in my house!

Chapter 5 { The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
The Five Orange Pips When I glance over my notes and records of the Sherlock Holmes cases between the years '82 and '90, I am faced by so many which present strange and interesting features that it is no easy matter to know which to choose and which to leave. Some, however, have already gained publicity through the papers, and others have not offered a field for those peculiar qualities which my friend possessed in so high a degree, and which it is the object of these papers to illustrate. Some, too, have baffled his analytical skill, and would be, as narratives, beginnings without an ending, while others have been but partially cleared up, and have their explanations founded rather upon conjecture and surmise than on that absolute logical proof which was so dear to him. There is, however, one of these last which was so remarkable in its details and so startling in its results that I am tempted to give some account of it in spite of the fact that there are points in connection with

Buying A Bra
BUYING A BRA You know, I've never been much for shopping In fact I try to stay away from town Except when shipping time comes, I ain't easily found. But the day came when I had to go And I left the kids with Ma But before I left she asked me, "Would you pick me up a bra?" Without thinkin' I said "sure," How tough could that job be? I bent down and kissed her And said, "I'll be back by three." Well, when I done the things I needed I started to regret Ever offering to buy that thing, I was working up a sweat. I crossed the street to the ladies shop With my hat pulled over my eyes, I wasn't takin' any chances On bein' recognized. I walked right up to the sales clerk I didn't hem or haw I told the lady right straight out, "Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra." From behind I heard some snickers So I turned around to see At least fifteen women in the store And they's all gawkin' at me! "What kind would you be looking for?" "Well," I just scra

Pagan Baby Song
Pagan Baby Song Sun to the tune of Momma's Gonna Buy You A Mocking Bird Hush little baby don't you squall Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball And if you still can't see beyond Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand And if that wand don't change your fate Momma's gonna teach you to levitate And if the astral makes you sick, Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick And if that patchouli smells rank Momma's gonna buy you a sensory deprivation tank And if that tank don't float your bones Momma's gonna buy you some precious stones And if those gems don't ease your heart Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart And if your planets go berserk Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork And if your aura still needs kneading Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading And if your destiny stays hid Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid And if your chakras still feel stressed Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest And if power animals don't come to charm ya Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.

My Mumm
I did a mumm today, and boy did I piss the mummers off! Some said it was stupid, others told me to get with the times and a couple aggreed But hey! you cant please everyone and I'm am no where close to even trying

Chapter 8 { The Time Machine
Chapter VIII I found the Palace of Green Porcelain, when we approached it about noon, deserted and falling into ruin. Only ragged vestiges of glass remained in its windows, and great sheets of the green facing had fallen away from the corroded metallic framework. It lay very high upon a turfy down, and looking north-eastward before I entered it, I was surprised to see a large estuary, or even creek, where I judged Wandsworth and Battersea must once have been. I thought then - though I never followed up the thought - of what might have happened, or might be happening, to the living things in the sea. The material of the Palace proved on examination to be indeed porcelain, and along the face of it I saw an inscription in some unknown character. I thought, rather foolishly, that Weena might help me to interpret this, but I only learned that the bare idea of writing had never entered her head. She always seemed to me, I fancy, more human than she was, perhaps because her affection was

One Stone
THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "

Fetishcon Is Comming(special Update)
Fetishcon is comming!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy! Fetishcon is comming again to the Hyatt Regency Hotel in downtown Tampa from August 9th- 12th.Some of the worlds hottest fetish models and awesome fetish vendors will be there.As is tradition for fetishcon they will also have awesome classes and forums.Midori is also reported to be making a special appearance. I will be attending and have already booked shoots with RossBound out of NY and photographer Ivan Boulder.If you're a photographer looking to shoot me get ahold of me soon. Hope to see you all there:) Keep your eyes open for more updates ;) Jezebel Tempting

Sweet Mayhem
This thing inside this place, Is a living thing that can't be replaced, It's a power, a lust, never to rust, Unrelenting furry and psychotics not mirrored, Calm, Calm, Then the darkness decends, Proving catalsyt to the mayhem, Eternities children gather in cover of night, To let the world see our fight, Do not hesitate to move in push in, Then the womb opens and the children dance, The blood soaked womb is a fast, Swirling, beating, breathing flying, It is alive, A new creature, Born of furry, Created for hunger, We throw you in, You can't get out, so push, push, push...

Chapter 17 { Frankenstein
Chapter 17 The being finished speaking and fixed his looks upon me in the expectation of a reply. But I was bewildered, perplexed, and unable to arrange my ideas sufficiently to understand the full extent of his proposition. He continued, "You must create a female for me with whom I can live in the interchange of those sympathies necessary for my being. This you alone can do, and I demand it of you as a right which you must not refuse to concede." The latter part of his tale had kindled anew in me the anger that had died away while he narrated his peaceful life among the cottagers, and as he said this I could no longer suppress the rage that burned within me. "I do refuse it," I replied; "and no torture shall ever extort a consent from me. You may render me the most miserable of men, but you shall never make me base in my own eyes. Shall I create another like yourself, whose joint wickedness might desolate the world. Begone! I have answered you; you may torture me, but

Fetishcon 2007
OK darklings... listen up.If you're into fetish and love going to convention then you need to get your arses here in Tampa from August9-12th.Fetishcon is comming and registration is now going on. For more info on this awesome event go to... www.fetishcon.com For those that are going and know this fun time well...contact me.I'm looking for a room to share and I am also booking shoots:P RossBound has already jumped to get our shoot scheduled.. won't you? Keep in touch darklings and looking forward to another kick ass year of fetishcon. Jezebel Tempting

Extreme Escape Of The Century!
Details (media release): - World's Most Extreme Escape Artist Faces a Fiery Viking Death - Canadian extreme escape artist Steve Santini, who performs professionally as, "Santini: The Dark Master of Escape" will present what is being promoted as the "Most Extreme Escape of the Century" this July in Owen Sound, Ontario. This dangerous and never before attempted escape titled, "Desitnation Valhalla!" will be presented as a highlight of Owen Sound's 150 year anniversary "Homecoming" celebrations. Santini, named "The World's Most Extreme Escape Artist" by the legendary Ripley's Believe it or Not and who is world famous for his original hardcore life and limb risking escape stunts will be chained, manacled, and locked in a wooden box perched atop a wooden raft anchored in the Owen Sound harbour. Kerosene soaked brush will be piled up against the sides of the wooden box and Santini will have 3 minutes to escape his chains and the box before torches will be thrown on the raft t

Chapter 17 { Dracular
CHAPTER 17 DR. SEWARD'S DIARY-cont. When we arrived at the Berkely Hotel, Van Helsing found a telegram waiting for him. "Am coming up by train. Jonathan at Whitby. Important news. Mina Harker." The Professor was delighted. "Ah, that wonderful Madam Mina," he said, "pearl among women! She arrive, but I cannot stay. She must go to your house, friend John. You must meet her at the station. Telegraph her en route so that she may be prepared." When the wire was dispatched he had a cup of tea. Over it he told me of a diary kept by Jonathan Harker when abroad, and gave me a typewritten copy of it, as also of Mrs. Harker's diary at Whitby. "Take these," he said, "and study them well. When I have returned you will be master of all the facts, and we can then better enter on our inquisition. Keep them safe, for there is in them much of treasure. You will need all your faith, even you who have had such an experience as that of today. What is here told," he laid his hand heavily an

Friendship Or Just For Points??
WELL FOR THE LAST WEEK I HAVE SENT USER COMMENTS TO EVERTONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST EVERYDAY....JUST TO SEE WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE ID GET....THIS MAY SEEM HARSH BUT IM REALLY WONDERING IF SOME OF YOU ADDED ME JUST FOR THE POINTS OR TRULY TO GET TO KNOW ME AND BECOME FRIENDS. KINDA SUCKS TO HAVE TO SAY THAT HUH...BUT IT HAS OPENED MY EYES TO WHO ARE MY TRUE FRIENDS ON HERE REALLY ARE, THE ONES WHO HAVE ACTUALLY SPENT TIME TO GET TO KNOW ME AND VICE VERSA. THOSE OF YOU AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE I HOLD VERY CLOSE IN MY HEART AND VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TREMENDOUSLY. I RARELY ASK FOR MUCH FROM ANYONE BUT THE PAST 2 WEEKS IVE BEEN BEGGING FOR HELP IN MY CONTEST.....AND ONLY A SELECT FEW ON MY LIST HAVE COME TO MY AID...AND I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE....FOR THAT I CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH...I TRY TO SHOW MY THANKS AS BEST I CAN ON HERE IN A VIRTUAL WAY......I GOT INTO MAKING THE ID CARDS, MORPHS AND EDITING PICTURES HERE LATELY...MOST OF THE ONES IVE DONE I DID ON MY OWN ACCORD FOR YOU...A

Chapter 5 The Mummy { The Jewel Of Seven Stars
When I came from my room at half-past eleven o'clock I found all well in the sick-room. The new nurse, prim, neat, and watchful, sat in the chair by the bedside where Nurse Kennedy had sat last night. A little way off, between the bed and the safe, sat Doctor Winchester alert and wakeful, but looking strange and almost comic with the respirator over mouth and nose. As I stood in the doorway looking at them I heard a slight sound; turning round I saw the new detective, who nodded, held up the finger of silence and withdrew quietly. Hitherto no one of the watchers was overcome by sleep. I took a chair outside the door. As yet there was no need for me to risk coming again under the subtle influence of last night. Naturally my thoughts went revolving round the main incidents of the last day and night and I found myself arriving at strange conclusions, doubts, conjectures; but I did not lose myself, as on last night, in the trains of thought. The sense of the present was ever with me, an

Friday
Friday, oh yes, it is Friday - and only one more day. I am longing for the touch of his fingertips to be draped across my naked skin. I long for the touch of his tongue across my breasts and he spending so much time tantalizing my nipples. I crave the moment he touches my sweetness with his finger and then probe deep inside of me to discover my moistness. I can't wait to feel the building of the waves of delight as they rattle my inner soul and shudder my core as pounding surf on some far away beach. I want the bliss that follows as I lay silent, catching my breath, as the darkness of night envelopes me into a cocoon of warmth. And... to feel him slip out of me as we both feel the lust for one another come to a close. But just for now, for there will be more to lust over in our years with one another.

Hi To All Of U Please Read Part 2
just want to tell u i am going threw some hard times right i broke with soul mate i been with all most 5 year's ... and i wont be on here much so i am so sry i wont be on here .. please give me time to heal and i will be back and ok .... ---------------there up date for u--------------- we did get back together....because our love was so strong and we could not stay apart from each other and its going good .

My Sioux Falls Adventure...
Wow, where do I begin. There were four of us total on this particular adventure. MT, RJ, PC, and myself. We left bright and early Sunday morning, all cramming into MT's Ford Explorer, and started out on our approximate 8 hour drive to Sioux Falls, South Dakota. The drive there was long, boring and quiet. Needless to say, I slept most of the way there as did PC and RJ. Once in Sioux Falls, we set out to find this church that was putting us up for the week. It took forever as some of the roads are split and don't have the signs up. I think after 10-15 minutes we finally found it. We got to sleep in two classrooms where the church has its Sunday School classes. It was kind of fun, kind of not. I got my own room since I was the only girl, which I guess wasn't too bad of a deal. Got kind of lonely though. Thank god for cell phones and text messaging! Monday was our official day off. So we set out on the town to check out some sites. We went to the Falls and it was actually really co

Livin Is A Slowest Way To Die!
living is just the slowest way to die. you've always known it but, small moments expand once in a while. small moments expand and fill your life. but then the second hand ticks and pierces the skin. and it all deflates again. i'll love you when it can mean something for both us. until then i'll love nothing. i'll believe you love me when your eyes affirm. until then i'll remain unloved. huddling quietly with my could haves as we debate the reasons that. life is just the cowards way to die. isn't it obvious. nothing to keep me here, but i don't leave. i'm a coward. maybe even less. life is just a symptom of cowardice. and love is just a drug that it abuses while it waits for the end of this. as i sit here drinking much faster than i ought to. coddling this solitude. rocking it in my arms, still it cries. if i had a cure. if i had an answer i'd surely use it. i just don't. there isn't any to be found. who you are is who you'll always be. like it or don't. there's no bargai

Chapter 2 { Moby Dick
CHAPTER 2 The Carpet-Bag I stuffed a shirt or two into my old carpet-bag, tucked it under my arm, and started for Cape Horn and the Pacific. Quitting the good city of old Manhatto, I duly arrived in New Bedford. It was a Saturday night in December. Much was I disappointed upon learning that the little packet for Nantucket had already sailed, and that no way of reaching that place would offer, till the following Monday. As most young candidates for the pains and penalties of whaling stop at this same New Bedford, thence to embark on their voyage, it may as well be related that I, for one, had no idea of so doing. For my mind was made up to sail in no other than a Nantucket craft, because there was a fine, boisterous something about everything connected with that famous old island, which amazingly pleased me. Besides though New Bedford has of late been gradually monopolizing the business of whaling, and though in this matter poor old Nantucket is now much behind her, yet Nant

Flagers
for someone to falg silly pics as nsfw really needs to grow the fuck up... point blank ........ you tell me how a shirt that says rehab for quoitters is nsfw and two girls kissing is.... it must be a real bad addict hiding from the truth

Chapter 2 { Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
CHAPTER II PRO AND CON At the period when these events took place, I had just returned from a scientific research in the disagreeable territory of Nebraska, in the United States. In virtue of my office as Assistant Professor in the Museum of Natural History in Paris, the French Government had attached me to that expedition. After six months in Nebraska, I arrived in New York towards the end of March, laden with a precious collection. My departure for France was fixed for the first days in May. Meanwhile I was occupying myself in classifying my mineralogical, botanical, and zoological riches, when the accident happened to the Scotia. I was perfectly up in the subject which was the question of the day. How could I be otherwise? I had read and reread all the American and European papers without being any nearer a conclusion. This mystery puzzled me. Under the impossibility of forming an opinion, I jumped from one extreme to the other. That there really was something could not be doub

Plants
something i found interesting..although i cant remember any dreams about a specific plant but this is what i was emailed its kinda cool Plants Plants are often not a specific item of dream interpretation because most of the time they function simply as background scenery. The exception to this rule is when a particular type of plant is identified in the dream. Plants that are significant are those that have historic importance in literature or your personal experience. For example, you may dream of visiting a friend who is sitting in a thicket of hemlock. Obviously, this plant is significant because of the implications of hemlock and suicide in ancient lore. Other plants that may be significant are those that remind you of a childhood memory, a particular place, or a particular person. In those cases, identifying the relationship of your current circumstances with your memories is important.

Guns
Guns dreaming about guns and interpreting these dreams depends greatly on your attitude about guns. There are many people who are comfortable with the life-and-death power of guns and use them recreationally. Whether the dreamer is a recreational target-shooter or hunter, guns may not have much significance apart from what is being shot at or who is hunting with you. However, for others who are more awed by the gun's power to cause death, the gun is a taboo symbol. Dreaming about guns from this context reveals a sense of being deeply threatened by the environment of the dream or persons in the dream. The gun may represent a nearly desperate need to reassert personal control in the situation or to find personal power in relationship to others.

Awwwwwwwwwwww Chocolate!
How super sweet - the last client we had just handed me with a box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates as a thank you for helping him sort out his billing mess last week. That's one of my favorite kinds! Such a sweet old man!

Orly?
You best fess up I know whos been on my pics YETI Jaye ((President of ... CwByFrOmHeLL motownsdogfathe... jim Panda joe schwede0 Scotty D Ć... WHEN U THINK U ... Who flagged my pic? Ill delete you all if you dont tell me who did it

Omg -- Phalic Nsfw Photos??
OMG!! I get home... sit at the computer with my glass of milk I am drinking before I head off to bed (after returning from work).... and, I get the dreaded NSFW marked message from CT folks. I would understand that if they were truly NSFW, but they were not. I can see if they are terribly offensive like the middle finger flashing in photos, which would be offensive to me, but I don't even mark those as NSFW, I simply don't rate and move quickly forward. This is really getting on the edge of obscene how people are deciding arbitrarily marking photos as NSFW. If my left side of my photo album seems dotted in red, it is. I have marked every album that I have even one photo as NSFW as the entire album as being NSFW and restricted them to friends, some have been restricted further to family members only. I am sure that someone will find something phalic in some of my other photos, and I just might go back after I wake up and mark all my albums as NSFW to be on the sa

New Crap On My Profile
ive put a new chat box thingy up on my page, leave me some fun comments to read when you got the time,, also does it look alright or do you think it needs a better background Get your own Chat Box! Go Large!

The History Of Jolene (jojo)
Were you a planned baby? Noooooo not by a long shot! Were your parents married when you were born? Hell no. He was 15 and she was 17 *lol* My mom robbed the cradle! What is your birth date? June 8th Part 2: THE FAMILY Are your parents married or divorced? Depends on which set of parents you're talking about. My birth parents never married. My birth mom then got married and divorced and is now remarried to someone for the last 25yrs or so. My adoptive parents divorced a few years ago and my adoptive dad remarried a couple summers ago. An only child? I have no siblings by blood. I have 2 step-brothers from my birthmom/stepdad, 3 siblings from my adoptive parents and 3 step-siblings from my adoptive dad/stepmom. 8 siblings in all. If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest? I'm smack dab in the middle! Which parent do you get along with best? My adoptive mom Do you have step-parents? Yes, a few.. Part 3: THE FRIENDS What do you like to d

7 Year Old Sex Comments
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. " "I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and

3hrs In..
.. and I'm already bored silly at work. I haven't done a thing other than pull charts and look up info !! I wish Sara was here (the other admin) .. at least that way I'd have someone else to talk to here! Another 6hrs here adn then 4hrs at my other job. thank god for the weekend. I need to pick up some supplies at the market at lunch so I have everything I need to do some baking on sunday.. I think I might take Josh to the movies Saturday night depending on what's playing right now. Hopefully something both of us hasn't seen yet.. *counts down the hours till home*

Eh Hem....well?
Would you makeout with me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No I look like.. [] A player [] a wife/husband [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser [] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No

This Sucks
Well, I heard a bit about what's up. Carla isn't playing games with me. For some reason she thinks she isn't good enough for me. She said this before and I really don't understand why she does. She is plenty good enough for me and I love her. I just want to be with her. I know we would be happy together.

God And A Marine
United States Marine A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and

Redneck Charge Of The Goodess
Redneck Pagan Charge of the Goddess (Tune: The Beverly Hillbillies by E.Scruggs) (Lyrical adaptation by Hare) Now listen to the words of the Great Star Mother, In days long past called by one name or tuther, "I am your Mammy, Queen of Earth, Air, Fire, Sea, So you better quit your yappin' an' listen to me." (Isis, that is...Astarte...Cerridwen) "When the Moon is full, bright as a silver dollar, Open up yer winder an give your Mam a hollar. I'll hear you callin, jest as clear as a bell, An I'll come a runnin an visit fer a spell." (Circle, that is...Esbat...Draw down the Moon) "Now y'all listen up, 'cause I'd hate to be a bitch, When we have our shindigs t'aint none should wear a stitch. Y'all will eat an' drink an' dance an' love, to show that you're free, 'Cause all acts of pleasure are sacred to me." (Skyclad, that is...Great Rite...Cakes an' Wine) "If you wanna know my secrets, then look in your own hide, 'Cause if what you seek ain't there, well, it won't

Unsolicited Messages From The Pathetic
So... I've been at this site for less than a week now. So far I like it a lot and it definitely has a lot more freedom than other sites I have or do belong to. Freedom is a great thing. I am all about non-censorship. I even have my own forum site dedicated to it. I guess I just want to point out the difference between freedom and anarchy in regard to a site like this. I'm going to direct this to the man folk since my experiences have been with them. Guys, Isn't it great to be able to show your dick to the world? Have you not just been salivating over the thoughts of pretty women touching themselves whilst looking at YOUR dick? I bet there is nothing hotter than knowing you have the starring role in someone's fantasies. I understand, truly I do. You are free to share yourself as you and "they" would like. This = freedom. Is it not a tad fucked up to send women, with whom you have had absolutely no conversation, messages telling them about your dick? I never asked to see any of you

Storm!
To everyone! i'm sorry for last night, i was talking with few of you when the storm started (yeah we had a meteorological alert) and well, suddenly we got power outage and we were like that most of the night.... raning, thunders, wind and wind and wind... Autum is here! result: i went to sleep in the livingroom, and Jade (my puppy) came to sleep with me too lol later i'll do a lil video with me and my puppy :) Okay, from yesterday, i went to do that breathing test to know if the bacteria helicobacter pylori is still in my stomach causing gastritis or not, i'll know the result next thursday. This morning i went back to rehab but starting with my ankle, because this new doctor (the one i had appointment last monday) said i have a sprained ankle... now it's hurting ugh LOL the question is: when will i finish with this things? i hope as soon as possible :) well please everyone have a great weekend i'll try in my side :) hugs and xoxo

Friendship..
What is friendship anyway?? I have friends that don't even fully trust me... Is that what friendship is?? Do you always have to prove yourself in order to keep a friend? If so, that is not my definition of friendship... I like my friends the way they are and I don't want to change them and I trust them... Why do you want to change me and keep things from me? Don't I deserve to know the truth? Don't I deserve your trust? I have done everything you ever asked me to do and you still doubt me... Have I not done enough? Have I not been a good friend? Maybe one day I will get the answers but for now...I am still here... Maybe it's foolish of me to do so but I am here no matter what!!

This Is So Beautiful!
Received this as a comment, I love it! :) So had to share....... I've never seen you Or touched your skin I've never felt your lips Or held you tight But I know I love you Not because of the way you look Or because of that sexy voice Not because of the things you say But because of whom you are When we meet I will kiss you And hold you all night I love everything about you Because it's you my friend

Going To Niagara Falls
So I am going to my parents this weekend. I havent seen them since Jan. but that is to kinda cool waters prior to telling them what may go on Tues. I have always been the type to keep things to me and kinda keep to myself about personal health matters. they know my diabetes is bad and i told them im a candidate for the pump... but i didnt actually tell them that tues he might just give it to me. with how my sugars run high as they do, there is a high possibility of the issue of me getting sick (shock) and i didnt really want to worry them with it. They have far more worries than that to have on their mind. I have some really good friends who say its going to be ok. but honestly im scared out of my damn mind. more so the last few days. like shakey panicing,the I cant breathe kinda butterfly in my stomach crap. Not really wanting to eat or hungry and i attribute that to the fear that has been sinking in . yes it will change me for the better, and i will be able to regain alot of thin

Ppl Say
ppl said i was crazy and ppl said i will get over this..they said i dont need to write about this..why write about the past and all the hurt? why dwell on all the wrong and none of the good? you see you are the past, im doing really good now!! at first i was hurt, at first i was torn, at first i was angry, but now im happy cause i know why this happened...yeah we wasted six years and that hurts me you see but what was waiting after you, god sent him to me!!!

Three Women Are About To Be Executed.
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

12 Types Of Woman
1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement. 3. Ms. Ind

Ireland In The 21st Century??
From the press... THOUSANDS of householders in Co Galway have been told to boil water after dozens of people were taken ill with a cryptosporidium, a parasitic infection that causes diarrhoea-type illness. This has been caused by human or farm animal effluent discharging into the public water supply. How is it that a supposedly civilised country is suffering the sort of illness that is normally associated with lesser developed countries? No wonder the European Commission is fining the Government over the state of the public water supply!!! If there are any Americans planning to come to Ireland for a holiday - I wouldn't bother.

Jellyhead
Heres a Vid for you! Jellyhead! So what if your jeans are torn They've been torn since Bros were cool I wanted you for a little while You got it wrong by a million miles Big deal what a thrill what a let down Kissing in your car When I should have been out I want the Prodigy really loud I want it all right now Chorus: Over and over I feel it Boyfriend you're alone You must be out of your mind Jellyhead, you've really blown it In the slow lane Never change the way that I feel Go home never know never be real Cause not one thing you said was true I'm gonna find somebody new Make up break up always the same Get out what about you and me Say i've been hanging around you too long When summer comes I'm gone Chorus * 2 I wanna be flying in the clear sky I wanna be diving in the blue I gotta be out in the evening Jellyhead without you Without you

Dating ..........
After a long time of being hurt and jaded ;) lol I've decided to put myself back out there, again. I started dating this past week, so far the first date I had went really good...we both had a fun time , it was simple and comfortable. Right now I'm not in any hurry to get serious with anybody, so it's just meeting guys and goin out, nothing sexual at all...and I'd like to keep it that way at least till I get to know ONE person then it's all good ;) lol I'm going to possibly meet somebody else this Sat. , I'm alot more attracted to this one than the last one ( shhh don't tell ) ;) lol and I'm kind of nervous because of that. lol. But anyhow I'll let ya'll know what happens, float or sink lol I swear I know nothing really about the whole dating thing, I was married and w/ the same man for like 18 yrs ugh so this is all really nerve wrecking for me. lol. I'm taking things slow and I figure if something happens then great and if not then that's fine with me too...like I sa

An Amazing Update!!
I would like to thank all of my wonderful friends who have given me so much support while I was going through the problems with my marriage. Last Saturday, my husband and I went out, got very drunk, and had the best conversation we have had in months. We were able to work out so many things and have reconciled. I can't express just how happy I am. Unfortunately, I left Sunday to go to Chicago to help my uncle, so I'm not with him in person right now, but we talk every day. I know in my heart that we did make a lot of progress, because for the first time in a long time the ONLY place I want to be is with him and I really miss him. We have found our closeness and intimacy. I can't wait to get back home and begin the second phase of our life together and to truly BE together. Please check out his site and rate him..Just Another Guy.

Court Results...
Nothing was settled over the boys...she wanted one of them and wanted the other one to stay with us...since we refuse to seperate the boys (since they are all they have had non-stop for years) we have to go back again the end of May.

By The Skin Of My Teeth...
It may have been the 11th hour, but I did finish my presentation in time! OK, so it wasn't the best (there were five other speakers), but it wasn't the worst by far and I am happy enough with the result. The worst thing about talking at seminars for me isn't the actual presentation, it's the hanging around before and after trying to hide my boredom at having to chat to people who are so full of their own self importance you just want to hit them in the face! Hmmm...I'll have to do something about tolerating people more!

Do You Ever ?
Do you ever get really bored? I mean REALLY bored?? lol What do you do when ya get THAT bored?? Another thing I wonder about is,how long does it take you before you get bored with a person and move on to others to chat with?? Is it an ADHD thang or what? lol just wondering cuz I know that if I like chatting with somebody, I don't hardly everr get 'bored' with them. hmmm ok wait, maybe I'm just boring LOL!! ;)

Love And Sex
yeah i bet , how many time u done said that everytime u meet some one and u fall in love and u think your his ; body , mind and soul. and that he feels the same way. it's so hard sometimes when that person has u like that , everytime he touches your soft body and put sweet kisses from the tip of your nose , down to inner parts of your tigh feelin your wettness with his fingers. and all u can think of is how much u want him and how this body belong to him. u so wrap up in your own passion especially when he is about to take u and u feel his hard dick inside u at that moment he just don't take your body but your mind as well . now that he his u , u feel like this is it i found him mr right .but it only last but a min cuz the things he put into your mind and the way he makes your body feel in bed isn't really enough to make u feel completely his . not unitll he has your heart . and only the things he can do to make that happen . is to trap your heart and so right by u. then u can re

The Wisdom Of Larry The Cable Guy...
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy... 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off

I Owe It All To Ct
I never thought for one second that what has happened would have...I have met the most wonderful man I've ever known, and I owe it all to CT. We started talking on here back in December, and now we're together..and things are going amazingly. I had heard about people hooking up thru here, I've even known a few of the people who have, but I never expected that I would meet the man of my dreams here. He treats me better than any man ever has, and I thank God every day for him. I couldn't be happier ^____^!

Fuck Off Goodbye...
Shameful You should have ran for days You embrace you betray I am sick to say You're a sad cliché But when you ran you tripped and fell On a path that lead you straight to hell This is my salt in your wounds This is my "I TOLD YOU SO" If You Knew What I Know Would You Move Like You Do? With malicious Discontent You went about hell-bent to destroy But did you have a reason why? [Chorus:] Here's to lowering caskets Of old friends Choice and consequence We'll birth a new day With the death of an old and Start over, Start over. Here's To Burying Hatchets Of Those Who You'd Never Call Your Friend.. We'll Birth A New Day With The Death Of An Old Day And.. Start Over! Start Over! Can You Breathe In Reach And Let It Out Thee Evil Inside that's eating you out tonight With Every Venomous Move I Will Suck You Up And Spit You Get Out Of My Life, Get Out Of My Sight! [Chorus] You Let Yourself Get Carried Away Don't Act Like Your Ashamed You Let Yourself G

Jus Bein Bored
Hello ppl!!! I'm kinda bored and hyper right now. So, I'll probably be sayin shit that don't make any sense at all. I wanna go on a road trip some day, but I gotta find ppl to go w/. La la la la la la la la. My mind has gone blank and now I can't think of anything to say. Well, I'll write another one of these as soon as I have something to say. Till then, L8R!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha :).

It's All In The Mind.
The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water and breeds reptiles of the mind. -- William Blake We seek the answer. Sometimes we think we have found a central truth and later learn that beneath it is another truth. Or what seemed so crucial as a guiding principle for our lives last year is still true but not as crucial. It is like trying to take a snapshot of a changing world while the camera itself is changing. Some of us in our hunger for security grab for "absolute" truths, which are not absolute. We must continue forever to be eager learners. In stepping across a stream from one floating log to another, we must resist the temptation to become overcommitted to staying in an especially secure looking place, or we will never reach the opposite shore when limited to being narrow minded. With an open mind, and not having a 'set in our ways' attitude, it is a thought process that works because it takes us out of our rigid ways. We are continually made new. That is th

For A Reason
Hello my friend, I'm here for a REASON I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments.Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. Wh

Sex, Gender, & Bipolarity
Sex, Gender, & Bipolarity In order to understand the difference between someone who is gay, lesbian, or bisexual, and someone who is transgender, you need to know the difference between sex and gender. Simply put, sex is polarity of anatomy, gender is polarity of appearance and behavior. As one gains familiarity with transgenderism, these definitions quickly break down, but they serve as a good starting point. Most people think there are just two sexes, male and female. Such is not the case. People who are intersexed and people who are transsexual constitute sexes which are neither exactly male nor exactly female. Likewise, gender is not a simple case of "either/or." Gender is exhibited by countless signals, from articles of clothing to cosmetics, hairstyles, conversational styles, body language and much more. Notice, however, that our gender "norms" are not symmetric. Women have won for themselves the right to a wide range of gender expression. Men have not made a correspond

The Tortoise And The...hippo?
Apparently, a young hippo has adopted an almost 100 year old tortoise as it's guardian/mother after it was displaced during a tsunami... Link goes to Snopes - since this is a verified story... Hippo and tortoise companionship...

The Waiting
The waiting which you spoke of the other night, was well worth it. Never felt like that before. Never gave myself to a man like I give myself to you. Never wanted to be taken by anyone the way I want to be taken by you. I lose control, I lose all aspect of time with you. I gain so much by being with you, I gain a different look on life. I don't want to gain weight even though you say you won't care. I don't want to keep being grumpy, or on edge, or worried that in the blink of my eye this wonderful ride will be over with. I've waited so long to be like this with someone. Never knew that I could put away the insecurities, never knew that I could actually trust someone as much as I trust you. Never knew a man that had been so deceived by women that was willing to give this mess of a woman a chance. Give me the ability to write, and say, and even though i am not being paid to think, you allow me to think. I think so much when I get in my car to go home. You're all I think abo

Tgif!!!
YUK!! Rain and more rain!! Almost 50 degrees so not too warm and not too cold. Just damp and chilly!! I think I'll head south in a few weeks!! You all have great weekends and stay safe!! Watch out for lightning and tornados!!

Making A Baby! (very, Very Funny!!)
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room fl

Can It Get Any Fucking Worse
I cant do this , I cant keep crying , I dont want to hear anymore fucking lies that spew out , always a lame ass excuse , Im so tired of lies to spare my feelings .. I think today Im done , its gonna be hard as hell to stay away but i cant do this anymore , I cant , all it is , is a reminder of much I suck and how worthless I must be.why the fuck cant people just be real , whats the fucking point of making excusses

Random Info On Me
Enjoy... [ ] I am shorter than 5'4 [x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. [x] I have many scars. [x] I tan easily [x] I wish my hair was a different color. [x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [x] I have a tattoo [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. [ ] have/I've had braces. [ ] wear glasses. [x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. [x] I have more than 2 piercings. [x] I have piercings in places besides my ears. [ ] I have freckles. Family/Home Life [x] I've sworn at my parents. [ ] I've run away from home. [ ] I've been kicked out of the house. [ ]My biological parents are together. [ ]I have a sibling less than one year old. [x] I want to have kids someday. [ ] I've had children. [x] I've lost a child. School/Work [ ] I'm in school. [ ] I have a job. [ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school. [ ] I almost always do my hom

Wow What A Morning.
well this day has been a day for the birds and i do mean this litteraly. I was sitting here just now doing my thing on CT when all of a sudden this huge black bird comes out from no where and is flying all over the living area. MY sweety was looking at me like wtf, he said "where is it"? i said its over in the window dont move, about that time he comes swooping down out of the curtains directly at him, he ducks down and runs overto the front door, by then the bird has already flown into the back of the condo, i took off to the back and opened the door, he decides to act fucktarded and fly around in the bathing area, we have a door that leads out to the back which leads to the flower garden, at last sir flys alot decides after flying into everything to make his great excape. TALK ABOUT RUINING A GOOD FUCKING BUZZ

Bitch
I'm doin' this tonight, You're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey baby come on, I loved you endlessly, When you weren't there for me. So now it's time to leave and make it alone I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough. It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye (Oh, Oh) Just hit me with the truth, Now, girl you're more than welcome to. So give me one good reason, Baby come on I live for you and me, And now I really come to see, That life would be much better once you're gone. I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie, I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just

Yeah
crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal fear is how I fall confusing what is real there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface consuming/confusing this lack of self-control I fear is never ending controlling/I can't seem to find myself again my walls are closing in (without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before so insecure crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal fear is how I fall conducing what is real discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me distracting/reacting against my will I stand beside my own reflection it`s haunting how i cant seem... to find myself again my walls are closing in (without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before so insecure crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal fear is how I fall conducing what is real crawling in my skin

Heaven
Got a picture of your house And you're standing by the door It's black and white and faded And it's looking pretty worn. See the factory that I worked Silhouetted in the back The memories are grey but man they're really coming back. I don't need to be the king of the world. As long as I'm the hero of this little girl. Heaven isn't too far away Closer to it every day No matter what your friends might say. How I love the way you move And the sparkle in your eyes There's a color deep inside them Like a blue suburban sky. When I come home late at night And your in bed asleep I wrap my arms around you So I can feel you breathe. Don't need to be a superman. As long as you will always be my biggest fan. Closer to it every day. No matter what you friends might say. We'll find a way. Now the lights are going out Along the boulevard The memories come rushing back And it makes it pretty hard. I've got nowhere left to go And no one really cares I don't know what to

Song Of The Day! Morning Edition!
ok guys my favorite movie of all time is the Proffesional with Jean Reno and Natalie Portman this movie makes me feel so weird whenever I watch it but the song that they used for the movie was by Sting its called Shape of My Heart. Now I know Sting isn't really heavy or anything and a lot of people might not like it but this song never fails to give me goosebumps so here is my song of the day hope you all like it :D He deals the cards as a meditation And those he plays never suspect He doesn't play for the money he wins He doesn't play for the respect He deals the cards to find the answer The sacred geometry of chance The hidden law of probable outcome The numbers lead a dance I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier I know that the clubs are weapons of war I know that diamonds mean money for this art But that's not the shape of my heart He may play the jack of diamonds He may lay the queen of spades He may conceal a king in his hand While the memory of

Stressing
The last couple days I have been stressing a lot... work stuff mostly. I know I shouldn't let it get to me, just have to keep searching for an answer. Seems like there has been so much CT drama lately with people I know. Drama sucks.

A Shout Between Myself And Ruby Yesterday....
Start at the bottom, we're a little crazy. I was first. ->Ruby Cairo...: LET ME IN! Ruby Cairo...: ALL ARE WELCOME IN THE LIGHT! ALL ARE WELCOME! ->Ruby Cairo...: *the light?! I don't wanna go into the light! It'll burn my retinas!* Ruby Cairo...: ITS SO COLD! SO COLD! ->Ruby Cairo...: *echos* Nati??? I'm scared... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ruby Cairo...: SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! ->Ruby Cairo...: *HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* Ruby Cairo...: NOOOOOO! OH DEAR GOD WHY? WHY? ->Ruby Cairo...: *screams and vanishes* ->Ruby Cairo...: i'm afraid i'll be gone one day.... like that movie the forgotten... or abandoned.... NATI! DON'T LEAVE! Ruby Cairo...: wtf? ->Ruby Cairo...: GONE

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are A Fig Tree You are very independent and strong minded. A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too. You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments. You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals. A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Omg! A Proposal?!
well i got up this morning, and guess what was waiting for me... thats right, a diamond ring and a proposal from the sweetest man on CT! of course, i agreed to be his CT wife. hes the one whos there for me. he always makes me smile. AND hes the sweetest, most gorgeous, caring man ive ever known... John 'lilguinni' Indo... will there be a CT wedding to follow? hopefully! ill keep you all updated. wish me luck as my new CT life begins! IM SOOO HAPPY!

=(^_^)= Englas Fan Me & Profile Rating Club !!
HELLO CHERRIOS !! HEY WE ALL NEED FANS & PROFILE RATINGS I WILL START A FAN ME & PROFILE RATING CLUB !! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN? I HAVE A LARGE PHOTOGALLERY SO I HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM HOW WILL THIS WORK? I RIP YOUR PIC TO MY GALLERY AND ADD YOU TO FAN ME & PROFILE RATING CLUB FOLDER BY RIPPING YOUR PIC THERE IS A DIRECTLINK TO YOUR PAGE !! RULES = RULE #1 WHEN SOMEONE BECOME YOUR FAN YOU MUST BECOME A FAN BACK !! RULE #2 RATE THE PERSONS PROFILE RULE #3 SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT =(^_^)= ENGLAS FAN ME GALLERY AND FAN & RATE THE HOSTESS PLZ SEND ME A MSG IF YOU WANT TO JOIN =(^_^)= ENGLA@ CherryTAP

The Keys To Your Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Never Have I Fallen
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

Its Not Over
I was blown away What could I say It all seemed to make sense. You've taken away everything And I can't do without. I try to see the good in life. But good things in life are hard to find. I'll blow it away, blow it away Can we make this something good? (Well I'll try to do to right this time around) Let's start over, I'll try to do it right this time around It's not over There's a part of me that's dead and in the ground. This love is killin me But you're the only one It's not over. I've taken all I can take And I cannot wait We've wasted too much time Being strong, holding on Can't let it bring us down My life with you means everything So I won't give up that easily I'll blow it away, blow it away Can we make this something good? Cause it's all misunderstood (Well I'll try to do to it right this time around) Let's start over, I'll try to do it right this time around It's not over There's a part of me that's dead and in the ground. This love