Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
