There is this horrible collision on the corner of main and elm streets.
Both cars are totally demolished, yet both drivers crawl out of the wreckage unscratched.
The woman looks at the man and says "This must be a sign of destiny...
You are a man and I am a woman, our cars are totally wrecked yet we are unscratched.
This is a sign that we should spend the rest of our days together.
The man, startled, says "Yes, I believe your right".
The woman then says Look, this bottle of wine on my back seat didn't break...
This is also a sign that we should drink to celebrate. Again, the man, startled, agrees.
He opens the wine and drinks half the bottle.
He then hands the bottle to the woman, who puts the cork back into the top.
The man, surprised, asks the woman "aren't you going to drink the wine"? The woman replies, "No, I 'll just wait for the police".
Moral of the story -
Beware of women... don't ever f*ck with them...
