C's blog: "Creamied Cherries"

And the survey says.... Body: Are you happy with your given name? Whatever floats your boat. {good answer} What is your guaranteed weeping movie? To Kill A Mocking Bird. What is the one thing you like to do alone? Real sleeping, no touching, just sleeping. What’s a major fear of yours? Dying alone Are you a pyromaniac? no. {are you?} Do you know anyone famous? Won't tell ya' Describe your bed. A single hospital bed. What type of character would you play in a movie? The shedevil! What do you carry with you at all times? Cigarettes and lighter. How do you eat an apple? anyway....like warm best. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? I am me, don't care. {same thing} What kind of first impression do you think you give people? Warm, bubbly, funny. {Ha, I've got them fooled!} only til the get to know me. Favorite communication method? In person.{best answer} What is your hidden talent? Can put into print here...**evil grin** Do you own a Bible? Yes, I sure do. Several.{same} How many drinks before you’re tipsy? Good question...humm, ..I'd guess about 7shots of chilled crown royal with a coke back. Do you have a problem changing clothes in front of friends? Naw, with my friends, too old to care, IF I ever get another b/f yes i will. What should you be doing instead of this? Walking the dog. {as he looks up at me with now yellow eyes} Who was the last person who called you? Dave, da Pope. Are you ready? {wtf} Uhhhhhhhh for what? What is the last gift you gave someone? virtual diamond ear rings... Does everything happen for a reason? YYYYEEEESSSS!!!!. {Ours is not to answer, but learn} What is your biggest headache lately? A summons to get $5,000.00{ how am I to get it shit it} Guess I'll be going to jail Aug. 19 What color is your bedroom? {same} Boring white walls. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? I try to.. Have you ever pierced your own body part or that of someone else? My mother pierced my ears at home. What kind of watch do you wear? Don't have one. What’s one car you will never buy? Any! ha, always broke. How many online journals do you read daily? Good question again, too many to count. Do you cry in front of your friends? Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry rarely.{same} Would you die to save the life of someone you dearly love? Yes, without a doubt. Do you have any married friends? yes, all of them. Do you like thunderstorms? I love them.{same} What was your first job? Answering the phone's for a school during the summer's. What was the last thing you typed before this survey? A comment code.. Who was your last IM to? Jessie. Favorite word lately? Spirit. What’s the strangest thing that’s happened to you in the past week? My first {and hopefully only} summons. You have a crush, don’t you? I'm not in high school.{same} Who? Again...{same} What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? Slight. Do you talk a lot? No, only when I'm nerves. What do you typically order at a bar? Chilled Crown w/ coke back. Name ONE trait you hate in a person. Lairs, their fault unreal. Favorite writing utensil? Quill What’s one thing you’re a loser at? Dating lately. Whens the last time you made someone cry? I made someone cry? Never I hope; no I take that back, when I was teaching and it was by accident. Do you like the rain? I absolutely love it. Who was the last person you talked to in person? Doctors and nurses. What are your plans for the weekend? Same as last weekend, nothing, but why? How much money would it take for you to give up the Internet for a year? Because I've stated my above problem, $5000.00. Where’s your ideal marriage location? Beside my soul mate. Doesn't matter where as long as we are together. What do you cook the best? Manicotti. What kind of books do you like to read? Non-Fiction. Archaeologically, herbal practices. I hate those stupid mushy romance novels. If you win the lottery, what would you like to do? Pay my summons, then my house, give to charity, and travel. If you don’t like a person, how do you show it? By not being around them. How long have you known your best friend? All her life? What are you listening to? Seether & Amy lee - Broken. What was the last thing you laughed at? Myself, or the dog. What do you wish you were doing right now? Crawling up in Sweet PRINCE's lap. What musical instrument do you wish you could play? Any! What’s the funniest experience you ever had at your job? While teaching kindergarten, one student was the local sheriff's child. On the first day of school, I called groups up by their tables to use the restroom and wash their hands, then line up just outside the down way. Well, the sheriff's son was in the last group. I was the only one in the room and I was busy getting the children's ice cream money and list. The restrooms were in each room, a little boys and a Little's girls. I was ready to go out of the room when I looked up and there the little boy stood. With his pants down around his ankles, holding his pee wee, pulling on it, and looking at me dumb-founded. When our eyes made contact, he said, Ms. B******, it won't work. And, I was holding in the laughter, and said, well baby, that means you don't have to go. Now, pull up your pants and go wash your hands; he throttled off, doing as he was told. It's a funny, true, sad story. To think the sheriff or the mother wasn't spending enough time with this child. **People amaze me.** If you could speak any language, which language would you speak? More French. What fingers did you use to answer this… Are you serious? {all}