For years I have been listening to songs and singing same as heard. Well that is until I was pulled up for being daft. It was all Bruce Springstein's fault and the way he sings. So, I sang at the top of my voice, as you do when you have earphones in, Bridge in Disguise. There was much laughter from within the house as him who knows all asked what I had just said. I repeated it and he said that it was Brilliant Disguise and consequently he shattered my whole world as I then had to adjust to this new information and try to sing accordingly. Perhaps it is me being deaf and daft but I think people should learn how to speak properly and not lead me up the garden path in order that I will make a right idiot of myself out loud in front of him who knows all. Let us face it, why should I fuel the fact that he knows all just because ...
Another to add to the list of bad announciation is: I remember I was in a town in Ceylon - that should be - I remember I was in a tanning salon.
