Grizelda had a problem, of that I had no doubt
For from her kitchen doorway I heard a dreadful shout:
“My hotplate’s on the blink again, the fridge is set to thaw
This stove is useless to me, it’s the worst I ever saw!”
I said, “There there Grizelda, I’ll tell you what it’s like
With all the junk you fill them with they’ve probably gone on strike!”
