THE PLAN!!
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>> Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic
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> You gotta love Robin Williams....
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> Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
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> Williams to come up with the perfect
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> plan. What we need now is for our
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> UN Ambassador to stand up and
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> repeat this mess age.
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> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
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> argue with his logic!)
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> 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace
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> but I have not heard of a plan for
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> peace. So, here's one plan.'
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> 1) The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their
> affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys'. We
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> never 'interfere' again.
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> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't
> want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
> sneaking through holes in the fence.
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> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
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> We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
> gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
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> They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
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> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
> unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
> here. Asylum would never be available
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> to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
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> 5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
> they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home, baby.
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> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
> This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
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> a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness . The caribou will
> have to cope for a while .
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> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
> their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
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> up the storage sites would be enough.)
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> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
> not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
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> or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or
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> to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
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> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
> the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make
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> good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
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> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
> call us, 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is
> ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
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> 'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,
> your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you
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> a piece of me?' '
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> If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be
> amazed, DELETE it!!