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The Wedding Plans!!!!!
Site: To be determined. Outside. The wedding prayer: Cherokee Prayer "God in heaven above please protect the ones we love. We honor all you created as we pledge our hearts and lives together. We honor Mother Earth and ask for our marriage to be abundant and grow stronger through the seasons. We honor fire - and ask that our union be warm and glowing with love in our hearts. We honor wind - and ask we sail through life safe and calm as in our father's arms. We honor water - to clean and soothe our marriage– that it may never thirst for love. All the forces of the universe you created, we pray for harmony and true happiness, as we forever grow young together. Amen." Possible Wedding Vows (Will change a little): GROOM STEP 1: O’ my beloved, our love has become firm by your walking one with me. Together we will share the responsibilities of the lodge, food and children. May the
I've only been saying for like 4 months now that I'm pregnant. And now I'm due to have the baby any day and its "Well, why were you keeping it secret?" DUDE..I write it on my pics..I've been posting new photos of myself as my pregnancy progresses...I'm proud to be pregnant, and this is not my first. If you have a problem with pregnant women..its cool, just simply don't contact me and have a great weekend Monique Dupree The first Black Scream Queen
Sitting Here
Sitting here looking out my window waiting for another day to go by. Sitting here just another momental picking my brain and wondering why. Another day gone what i do worng is not like before. Sealing in a room just like a tomb, locked behind the door. Theres no way out of this burning hell so i must struggle with time. theres no way out of this burning hell this pain is truly mine...... Ok now that that is out of the way.. i used to get out of bed everyday thinking this is how my life had to be. No changing the little things that were right in front of me.. To my suprise i does not have to be.. change is so easy if your greet it with an open mind!
Wth Were They Thinking
Today went great Blake got on his bus and was very excited!!!!!!!! Well a few friends came over so I went out with em and my girls till about 8... When I got home my mom tells me they lost my son....Come to find out his teacher put him on the wrong bus and didn't get home til almost 5 His teacher put him on the wrong bus because the buss drivers couldn't decide which bus he was going to ride...first it was bus 8 then it was bus 6 then it went back to bus 8 holy shit MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! But other then that he said he had a great day...he brought me home 3 papers the colored and one of em with his hand that said I Love You!
Wrote By '*devilishlangelicdawn*thegrimreapermymaster*d.a.g.*'
My mind is pregnant with disillusions, With all the lies you tell, The blood u sucked from my heart made me pale, Closed my eyes, Feed on my trust, Every word you say, Makes everyone believe, Don't they see my pale corpse laying on your feet?, I guess they want to wind up like me, You seduce them with your song of death lies and everything you say, One day you will pay, My ghost will seek revenge, And drag you back to the bowels of the hell which u escape, Again there u will dwell.
The Wedding Plan!!!
Site: To be determined.  Outside. The wedding prayer: Cherokee Prayer "God in heaven above please protect the ones we love. We honor all you created as we pledge our hearts and lives together. We honor Mother Earth and ask for our marriage to be abundant  and grow stronger through the seasons.    We honor fire - and ask that our union be warm and glowing with love in our hearts.  We honor wind - and ask we sail through life safe and calm as in our father's arms. We honor water - to clean and soothe our marriage– that it may never thirst for love.  All the forces of the universe you created, we pray for harmony and true happiness,  as we forever grow young together. Amen." Possible Wedding Vows (Will change a little): GROOM STEP 1: O’ my beloved, our love has become firm by your walking one with me. Together we will share the responsibilities of the lodge, food and children. May the Creator bless noble children to share. May they live long. BRIDE STEP 1: This is my commi
Help A Friend
Please help this beautiful lady out in her contest need as many comments as she can get thanks ladies and gentlemen.
Yes!!! Nfl Has Done The Right Thing!
YES!!! The NFL pulled through and have sent the right message :D NFL suspends quarterback Michael Vick indefinitely after he files plea By DAVE GOLDBERG and LARRY O'DELL, Associated Press Writers August 24, 2007 AP - Aug 24, 6:40 pm EDT No matter how nuanced his confession for involvement in dogfighting, Michael Vick got no leniency Friday from the NFL. Commissioner Roger Goodell suspended the Atlanta Falcons quarterback indefinitely without pay, just hours after Vick filed a plea agreement that portrayed him as less involved than three co-defendants and guilty mainly of poor judgment for associating with them. Vick acknowledged bankrolling gambling on the dogfights, but denied placing bets himself or taking any of the winnings. He admitted that dogs not worthy of the pit were killed "as a result of the collective efforts" of himself and two co-defendants. Goodell wasn't moved and didn't bother to wait until Monday, when U.S. District Judge Henry E.
Guest Book
I have created a guest book for my page. I would love if my friends could sign it....LOL so basically im being nice but I want it when you have time please do that for me...oh and I do have a snap vine so leave me love there as know you wanna giggle with me :P
Mistress Brandi's Birthday!!!
Its My Birthday on the 4th September, Show the ultimate submission and Buy Me a gift, Wanna be My fravorite slave? Then open your wallet and please your Goddess. Amazon link below,(copy and paste in your web browser) and on my website. Mistress Brandi
Leaving Fubar
GUYS, i'm sorry, fletch especially, but i am THE FUCK out of here, they're fucking with me every fucking time i post a mumm, not the fucking mummers, the fucking bouncers, and i'm fucking done. if you guys wanna find me, most of you know how, those that don't, shoulda got to know me better it's been a fun two weeks, i am deleting all of my albums before i go, so if you're ripping something get it now. i'll be fully gone in under 24 hours.
Whats Up? Hmmm
I sorta need some peoples opinions here. I'll give you some back ground on me if you don't already know. Since I was 12 years old I wanted to own my own radio station. I have 12 years (ironically enough the numbers match up) I've done the programming, production, copy writing, etc.. as well as running a station, and of course being on air. Long story short, for the last 9 years I've owned my own business and been successful at it.. its a mobile dj service, I just added bigger then life professionally made mascots as a side business. Its basically all I do for a living. But I want MORE! I want to have my child hood dream come true. I can get a station cheaper if I buy an existing one, then if I were to start one my self, Not to mention the FCC licenses are easily transferred. I digress, Anyway, do you think I should start looking into a station to own on my own? After being self employed for so long, I don't know that I could work for someone else again. B
well fans, here's a quick hello, and an update to my life. the last couple weeks have been pretty amazing. i have been seeing a wonderful woman who is just wonderful. we met at a club in denver, and we just hit it off. we have a huge amount of things in common. she loves movies as much as i do, she loves the outdoors, and the sex has been amazing... she's absolutely gorgeous in my book. anyways, i haven't had one depressed moment since we met. i walk around with a stupid grin like a teen ager who just had sex for the first time. we talk online all the fact i forgot my password for here, and had to look it so thats my wonderful life. i'm in love with a beautiful girl who is in love with me. life is good.
Why Do People Bother?
Why do people bother checking someone out, then do nothing at all... at least rate for chrissake... That's what I do if it's someone that I haven't been to before.
What I Would Do To My Ex If I Could
Check Him Out
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The Army
You've all heard me say I dislike the Army. I do dislike them not the people in the Army but the Army itself. It's service rivalry they will say the same. Some chick who I won't name I won't mention because I'm not into dropping dimes is trying to make me look bad because of this. I even got respect for Sgt Ski. I even said that publicly. Ask his father. I just don't like the Army for my own reasons. And no sometimes I don't like the Marine Corps either but I love what I do and I love my job very very much. Hence the reason I reenlisted. I've missed out on a lot of my life and my families life because of my service but I wouldn't trade my time in for anything. The friends I've met and lost in the service mean the world to me. Marines technically aren't soldiers and a lot of people know that and a lot don't. But don't spread hate about me because I don't get along with a certain military branch. We are all fighting the good fight. I don't know what her problem is maybe its because she t
Supertramp Doing The Beatles...
What If I Were To Leave?
Would anyone truly miss me if I were to leave? Would anyone truly care?
Pics On Sale
New items added to my ebay store!!!Horrorstopmore items will be added on tuesdaythankx
My Bitch Time
Thx For All The Love
Thanks to all my friends who showed love on my page and my pics and stash while I was gone. Unfortunately, most of the comments that were left are already gone. If yours is one of those comments, I sincerely thank you and hope I can make up for it by leaving you another comment soon! manly
Iphone Hacked!
NEW YORK - Armed with a soldering iron and a large supply of energy drinks, a slight, curly haired teenager has developed a way to make the iPhone, arguably the gadget of the year, available to a much wider audience. George Hotz of Glen Rock, N.J., spent his last summer before college figuring out how to "unlock" the iPhone, freeing it from being restricted to a single carrier, AT&T Inc. The procedure, which the 17-year-old posted on his blog Thursday, raises the possibility of a cottage industry springing up to buy iPhones, unlocking them and then selling them to people who don't want AT&T service or can't get it, particularly overseas. The phone, which combines an innovative touch-screen interface with the media-playing abilities of the iPod, is currently sold only in the U.S. An AP reporter was able to verify that an iPhone Hotz brought to the AP's headquarters on Friday was unlocked. Hotz placed the reporter's T-Mobile SIM card, a small chip that identifies a phone to t
I Love You
If I was blind, you would make me see. If I was deaf, you would make me hear; and if I was dumb, a word would come out of the boundaries of my lips."That word would be I love you
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Why? Why? Why?
Here I sit, once again alone. The trust I had for another is gone. Nothing left inside me, nothing left to feel. Emptiness fills me as the hours gro. Alone again, and on my own. Why do I love? Why do I care? I know that the truth is noone out there cares?? I am sick of this hurt and pain that fills me. I am sick and tired of all this dispair. I wish I could run, I wish I could fly. Away from the pain that fills me inside.
Death Sentence
*********Warning!!! This Won't Be Nice************ I was happy to hear today that Jessica Lunsford's killer (John Couey) has been sentenced to die. This is great news to me. I was afraid that his claim of being mentally challenged would keep him from getting the death sentence. Thank God it didn't. The fucker wasn't too mentally challenged that he couldn't plan the kidnapping, molesting, and killing of this poor innocent child. Now what I would really enjoy is having the opportunity to be the one to execute this nasty fucker. I'd like to first find a really big tree limb and shove it in his ass. Rape him continuously......I should mention this would be done after I cut his dick off with a very dull pair of child's scissors. I'd like to make small cuts all over his body then pour rubbing alcohol all over his body. Then put his tortured body in a trash bag and bury him alive. I wonder how long he would last? Just think of how much money I would save the taxpayers by doi
13,500 To Level
Please only rate blog if you are helping i need to know how many levelers are rating and who is helping on the leveling. Happy Country Girl@ fubar
Sorry, Had To Do It, Johnny Cash Singing Hurt
A Laugh For Every One!
a little laugh never hurts! (Three Men) Three Men Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a Woman from Texas and told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Nebraska . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. Th e first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from Philly. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see an
I'm Off
Hi all, Tomorrow morning, I'm off on a well needed vacation tomorrow. Heading to Baltimore for a few days then down to Ocean Isle Beach NC for the rest of the week. I'll try and send some picts. Don't forget about me, show me sumluv while i'm gone, ok. Luv Ya Finz ps - "17,245 Points to go!"
Help Me Out I Am In A Contest
Sexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
I Saythank You To My Dear Oldest Friend In Fubar Who Lives I N W.virginia / And For Other Friends In Here Too>
Ty G ; > You realy seem to be around when Im down , and sent that run at right time , ty hun.. hugs . Hope your evening and weekend goes well .. Wow my friends in her seem to know when im down , hmm hugs to all ; ty for all you in my life too what gems you all are to me.. Hugs diana
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Highway Of Heroes
HIGHWAY OF HEROES There is a petition circulating on the net to have a portion of Highway 401 designated as the "Highway of Heroes". The web site reads Quote Let's officially designate 'Highway of Heroes' In Ontario, when a Canadian soldier dies for his country in Afghanistan they touch Canadian soil at Canadian Forces Base Trenton. From there, a funeral procession leaves the base and heads to Toronto, Ontario taking our departed heroes to the Centre for Forensic Sciences. Along the 172km path of Highway 401 people fill the overpasses to show their support, waving Canadian flags and signs, in a sort of paying their respects to the fallen and their families. It's been unofficially dubbed the "Highway of Heroes" and I personally would love for an official naming of the 401, from Trenton to Toronto down to the Don Valley Parkway "The Highway of Heroes". It's already called that to the thousands of people who line the bridges along the way and it should be remembered as su
Help Level A Friend
i am trying to find help for a friend in rating his pictures to help him level he has about 50,000 to go and his wife is trying to attract attention but has not succeded very well. if the image isnt there copy and paste link that is thanks!!
Do this I do this Do that I do that Do this other thing And I forget And you get angry But it will pass It always passes You loose your words And I hurt inside I've failed again But it doesn't last Come do this I do this Go do that I do that And I do Waiting Waiting Patiently Wanting For that moment When your eyes Command me With a flick Of your wrist Denial not possible I know I am yours
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What Cuss Words Really Mean?
P0TTY M0UTH Body: you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive an
Really Need Your Prayers
One of my close personal friends got in a wreck today and flipped her car. She is 8 1/2 months pregnant. She was admitted into the hospital and the doctors are inducing her labor because of complications. If you believe in the power of prayer please keep her in your hearts and minds tonight and please keep praying for her and her baby. Thank you all so much.
Hey Guys And Girls
hey, this is not a good blog, i wish it was . for the last week my pop has been in the hospital, evryday is a touch and go. he is 85 and had to have a hip replacement,,didnt know if he would survive it. well thank god he did. but the after care he got sucked and now he is back in the hospital,,at one point we thought we were going to loose him. between my mom and me we have been looking out for him. my mom is a strong woman ,,thank the lord he gives her strength. but now because of an x ray tech my dads hip is out of place and has to have another surgery,, so i would like to ask a big huge favor from all of you who read this. pllllllllllllllllllllease keep him in your prayers,,,,,he has a blood disorder and is a diabetic,,,,he has a will to live so that is a plus and he is tuff but he is also tired. so please please keep him in your prayers. i also want to take the time to thank my friends on here and on yahoo who have helped me through the last ruff time,,you all have been a lean
The Life We Are In
In a world so full of hate GOD I pray it's not all our fate The lives we live, so full of sin Never giving ourselves a chance to win We convince ourselves that this is love Pretend to believe in sometring upabove Our faith we never really give Cause who in trhis world really wants to live In a place consumed with grief How can anyone get any relief Tears they come more than smiles And laughter lasts only for awhile Sinners choose to live as they please Never give love only spread disease This place we are in is shed with blood We tell ourselves if we could We'd take our chances with hell Try to convince ourselves that it's just as well No one here lives for free It's in our souls that we must believe!!
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Needled 24/7
Since day one I've been crass and far beyond. I couldn't laugh, I couldn't cry... Before you judge me, take a look at yourself. Condescending, outlivin' in a lie.. Despite all the pain in my heart grinding through, It ain't due that you hate what I hate what you do Despite all the piety you've been consuming thus far, A backstabbing motherfucker to the bone is what you are And everyday when the knife in my back starts to twinge n' turn, My eyes are catching fire and my heart starts to burn. A foot away from you is like a bit closer to heaven, Then again it's like being needled 24/7 You look down to me to see the scum of the earth to be. Fuck yeah, that's me, vile and obscene. I ain't happy about it but at least I don't judge and decree To be better than another human being. Everyday when the knife in my back starts to twinge n' turn, My eyes are catching fire and my heart starts to burn. A foot away from you is like a bit closer to heaven, Then again it's l
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My New Diet...
Err On The Side Of Caution
I'm writing this blog mainly to help my Outlaw newbies and anyone else who may need it. First thing I'm going to cover is photos. We all post them, rate them, get them rated and when we don't know it....get them stolen!! I wish I was joking but I'll cite examples of two friends of mine from Yahoo 360. One had her granddaughters pics stolen by a pedophile who then proceeded to make their lives a living hell. The Child was two years old and this sicko had a field day photoshopping her pics into disgusting images. Not pleasant as a vigalante of us went after him with little done by yahoo. Another friend, indeed several, had their identities and photos stolen and fake 360's set up as them to harass others and discredit them and ruin their reputations with some of the most insidious writings and comments. Well, I'm pleased to say that Fubar has a resolution for that. They have NO RIP of images in your albums, if you choose. So first, don't leave your photos in default, put t
What The Hell Is Wrong With Me?
Why on earth did I ever choose to take a demotion at work? The problems at home aren't getting fixed any better than they were before. The only things that are different are that I'm at home more and I have a ton less money than before. WTF was I thinking?
A Question For Ya...please Answer It
What does lateral violence mean to you???
Next Time
Next time i cry for you will be the first time you die for me...
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So Sad
Make Sure Your Volume Is Turned Up!Turn On Volumethey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bigger and soonmandy knew she was pregnant againshe gave birth to a beautiful baby boy
Angels Don't Kill
I hear the footsteps going by, Watching myself slowly die. Sharp pain impaling through my heart, Slowly tearing me apart. One minute you're an angel fallen from grace, Next, the fist that I hate. Pickin' me up from the gutter with a gentle kiss, Then rips out my heart to show me how black it is! No! You're no good! It feels so cold, Yet I won't turn back! I'll die alone! I hear the footsteps walking by, Watching myself slowly die. Sharpening pain impaling through my heart, Slowly tearing me apart. When you appear as an angel Knocking me down, looking my way, Could you ever kill the pain in my heart, Even though they say angels don't kill? No! You're no good! It feels so cold, Yet I won't turn back! I'll die alone! No! You're no good! It feels so cold, Yet I won't turn back! I'll die alone!!
I Dont Want To Talk About It
Work Is Overated!!!!!
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for thefollowing reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safe
Fuck Fubar!!
Seriously, fubar just sent me an email saying my account will be deleted because of the mums i posted!! OMFG!!! I FUCKING HATE FUBAR!!!
Quote For August 24
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons. You will find it is to the soul what a water bath is to the body. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Bonus Quote: There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. -- Josh Groban
Laugh For August 24
Deaf Drunks A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"
Mike Vick
He got what he had coming to him! He's going to jail and become someones bitch. He better start practing his d**k sucking. He should have his chicken mcnuggets fed to a pitbull for what he did. They want to band that breed? They should band the f**king idiots who do those things. I wouldn't trade my dogs or my cats for the company of any human, at least with them I know where I stand. Because of "HUMANS" like him I no longer watch sports at all.
Now Is The Time For All My Friends To Shine!!!!
To All My Family,Friends,And Fans! As you all know I never ask for any type of help,ratings or comments from anyone. I send out Lots of Comments to Alot of people and never ask for anything in return,except for them to be a friend. Well,the time has come for all of my people to "SHINE" for me,as i am asking you all to go to a very dear Friends profile and extend some of the Love that i send to all,to Her She has been accused of being a "FAKE" and If you know her, you would know that not to be true! She as REAL as the Sun Risin' in the Morning! She has told me she is sick of this. She Told me that she may leave here. If this were to happen. I WOULD BE CRUSHED! All i ask is to stop by and leave a little Love to Her Let her Know that she is supported here. Tell her i sent ya She really needs her spirits Lifted. So,I say to you all My Great Friends,Just give a Little, of what you get from the good people here! Jus
It Is Now Time For All My Freinds To "shine"
To All My Family,Friends,And Fans! As you all know I never ask for any type of help,ratings or comments from anyone. I send out Lots of Comments to Alot of people and never ask for anything in return,except for them to be a friend. Well,the time has come for all of my people to "SHINE" for me,as i am asking you all to go to a very dear Friends profile and extend some of the Love that i send to all,to Her She has been accused of being a "FAKE" and If you know her, you would know that not to be true! She as REAL as the Sun Risin' in the Morning! She has told me she is sick of this. She Told me that she may leave here. If this were to happen. I WOULD BE CRUSHED! All i ask is to stop by and leave a little Love to Her Let her Know that she is supported here. Tell her i sent ya She really needs her spirits Lifted. So,I say to you all My Great Friends,Just give a Little, of what you get from the good people here! Jus
Wow 4 Hours At Dentist
yep fixed front filled in a few and pulled two wisdom teeth theres a pic of new teeth in me ablum lol
Why do people have nothing better to do than to ruin other ppl's fun? someone got my mum deleted for having offensive and NSFW content in it when all it said was "Vote A or Vote B" and another said "should i or shouldn't i?" wtf is wrong with ppl? anyone else think its wrong to have ppl's mums removed for stupid reasons without a proper review? please comment!
Living Dead Beat
Once again waiting for the darkness, beat up Spun and scarred. Prepare for another war. Day by day we decay. Sunlight, get out of my way. Dig up yourself from your grave. Bad to the bone, raised in the gutter, Not exactly a motherfucking role model. To you looking down on me. FUCK YOU BITCH! Ain't got time for the future or the past. Live for the moment, make it last. As long as the twilight veils The decadence we embrace More than the ones we love. We're ardent, we're burning down... Not afraid of crying, sorrow and foe. Not afraid of falling down below. To the night, recklessly we fly. Already dead we'll never die. Stalling the sandman, fighting back Drinking like a madman, run away from the light to come. SHIT FALLS DOWN! Sun comes up shining bright Time to close your eyes.. Not afraid of crying, sorrow and foe. Not afraid of falling down below. To the night, recklessly we fly. Already dead we'll never die. As long as the twilight veils The de
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Got Friends In All States Almost But Hmm One In Txs All. Men And Women
yeah all over the states and Denmark , Australia and England , sone other countries like India .. Hmm Wide range Oh yes Canada too. Hug all welcome to my friends list . hugs diana
Everytime I Die!
The faint blaze of the candle of my life, slowly dying like a fire in a pouring rain. No sparks of hope inside, no shooting stars on my sky. On broken wings, no flying high... Another night, another demise, Cadaverous wind blowing cold as ice... I`ll let the wind blow out the light cause its gets more painful every time I die. Out of strength to fight. I cannot take another night. I cannot take it no more. Lust of light slips through my fingers like blood on my arms. Black candle wax has buried me... Another night, another demise, Cadaverous wind blowing cold as ice... I`ll let the wind blow out the light cause its gets more painful every time I die.
We Need You Now!!!!
Okay guys we have just a little over 5 hours before Rachel's contest ends and she is currently in 2nd place. The gal in 1st is NOT making this easy for us! We need ALL of our bombers who are available and anyone else willing to help to come bomb her hard right now! I know there are other people who are in contests too and we will get around to everyone but we really need to get this win! FubarFred and myself are leaving this evening to go camping, so I'm trying to get all the help I can before we go! Thanks everyone! Misty
Are You Dead Yet?
Don't hear, don't deem. Drown in before you dive. Don't care, commit to your self destruction drive I kiss the ground with love beyond forever Flip off the sky with bleeding fingers till I die Enemy, take a one good look at me. Eradicate what you'll always be, Your tainted flesh, polluted soul through a mirror I behold. Throw a punch, shards bleed on the floor Tearing me apart but I don't care anymore. Should I regret or ask myself Are You Dead Yet? Wake up, don't cry. Regenerate to deny the truth, The fiction you live in blindfold your eyes. Disclosure, self loathing. This time you've gone too far. Or could it be, my nemesis that you are me? Enemy, take a one good look at me. Eradicate what you'll always be Your tainted flesh, polluted soul through a mirror I behold. Throw a punch, shards bleed on the floor Tearing me apart but I don't care anymore. Should I regret or ask myself are you dead yet?
Some how while I am writing this a song magically pops into my head. "Find out who your friends are" I kinda forgot who sings it, but there is one make of it where he has Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney singing with him. So today I had to work, like most days of the week and it was a sucky shift about 3 to 830. So due to labor being high and sales being low they sent me home. I sat around and talked with the scheduling manager about next week since for the majority of it I will be in the middle of nowhere. Then my phone rings and it was my Combichrist ring tone. This is special due to the fact that only my close friends get this ring tone. It was my friend Ace asking me if I was busy and I said no just got off from work. He asked me if I could pick up him and his friend Caleb. I said sure since I had nothing planned for tonight anyways except study for my final tomorrow. So I get to Caleb's house and they were like we need to take Caleb's drum kit or his stepfather may destroy i
New Here
I have been here for over an hour trying to figure it out. The only thing I have found is that it is gonna take longer than one day.
Shes Been There
her smile shines althrough the day, u can see a twinkle in her eyes that shows shes happy,but for some reason shes blue every morning when its time to get up,her voice is loud u can hear her from miles away, and u can also feel the vibration of her comin your way, shes good to me so ive been good to her, but at night is the best part thats when she acts black,if u cross her she'll make u pay 4 that, but she been there when i need her the most, shes was always there when i was too drunk walk, when my cuzzin need someone to get him from school and she came quick when the police were invovled, i love this girl shes mines til the end only sortin people can have her as a friend.
Blow Me
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
I Did This For A Couple
A couple called me today and heard I made a great dinner, they lived by a beach a hour from my house I made me get otu and get my head clear it was their first wedding aniversy . she wanted a romantic dinner for her and husband . So I spiced it up alittle for them tonight.I bought a some round steaks with cooked strawberry sauce over it , with a salad with chives in it and small slice of oranges , made some twice baked potaoes with cheese then I made some choclate moose for them, they love tea and made soem honey orange tea cold ice tea. I turn some dean martin music for them it was romantic, then some journey. they love the taste of music I played for them. Then I sat up awning for them to sit under a white tent like. with white whicker chairs adn they sat out there with a fire made for them. then Then outside I played barry white and some tom jones. they dance to it. I sat up a big tent up for them while they
Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Thank You To Our Military!! ( Petition Hwy 401: Hwy Of Heroes)
There is a petition circulating on the net to have a portion of Highway 401 designated as the "Highway of Heroes". The web site reads Quote Let's officially designate 'Highway of Heroes' In Ontario, when a Canadian soldier dies for his country in Afghanistan they touch Canadian soil at Canadian Forces Base Trenton. From there, a funeral procession leaves the base and heads to Toronto, Ontario taking our departed heroes to the Centre for Forensic Sciences. Along the 172km path of Highway 401 people fill the overpasses to show their support, waving Canadian flags and signs, in a sort of paying their respects to the fallen and their families. It's been unofficially dubbed the "Highway of Heroes" and I personally would love for an official naming of the 401, from Trenton to Toronto down to the Don Valley Parkway "The Highway of Heroes". It's already called that to the thousands of people who line the bridges along the way and it should be remembered as such in the future for generati
Am I?
But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
In Your Face
Conflict, terror, hear the noise. You're on the edge of a nerve-racking force. But, oh, my god, here's the fight. Never siege, never riot, must defy. Well look at me, what do you see? Another trophy, a living fucking dead beat Close your eyes take a step with me You're gone but it's not too late Exhibiting Abnormality It's not what you call reality. But you will always forget One thing I'd like you to know I don't give a flying fuck motherfucker I don't give a flying fuck motherfucker I don't give a flying I don't give a flying, I don't give a flying FUCK I'll never wait for any interference When the other people talk all over my shit But do I speak thee, yes I do So fuck hypocrisy and fuck you too INCOMING! Say one, more word, I double dare you (bring it on) It's my world, you're in it, it'll take you down in a minute You can alter your look, diversify your age. But the truth seems like a bitch slap in your face. Well look at me, what do you see
Ability To Fight And Overcome
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Aug 24, 2007 8:55 AM Too often we keep reliving the painful memories of the past, negating our desire and ability to let our mind heal. An old wound will never properly heal until we learn to leave it alone. Remember, your emotions follow your thoughts. When you dwell on painful experiences in your past, your emotions go right back there with you, and you feel the pain in the present. You can relive something in your mind and feel it today as vividly as when it happened twenty years ago. You must be learn how to rid those negative thoughts and begin to see yourself as a good person. A winner, an overcome. One who has been there and done that and moved on. If you want the circumstances to change in your life, you must first see them changing through your own eyes. You need to see yourself as happy, successful and able to get by any obstacle put before you.Make it happen. Believe it can happen. It will happen
The End
in the past week i have had 2 people in my life ell me that they can no longer ber to be in my life I am hurting those who i have come to love a nd cherish please forgive me all bu ti have to go and be alone it sux but i am tired of hurting and hurting other that i love LEX
The Value Of Friends
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make a
I Need To Level Up On Here
so help me everyone lol
Re: Severely Injured Marine Needs Ur Prayers
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: US NAVY WWII MEMORIAL SITE Date: Aug 24, 2007 4:25 PM Severely Injured Marine Needs Ur PrayersJeremiah Here is the story that I had just finished writing when you & I started talking last night. Mary Hello EveryoneThis week, I want to do something that we've never done before. Today I received a message from our group member Barbara, or some know her as her MySpace profile name of, Sought Out 7. In her message, she shared with me that her son Jeremiah had been injured again in Iraq. Jeremiah was our honored Marine of the week, back in July of this year and in this story, it shared how he had been injured in Iraq prior, in July 2005. I added a message to the bottom of that story from back in July of this year, to bring it to the top of our message board, so it can be easily found again. 'A price for freedom'Back in 2006, Jeremiah said five of the original 13 in his squad were either killed or wounded so severely that t
White Shirt Contest
A Womans True Beauty
a womans true beauty, is like a blossuming rose, as days go by its the beauty that grows, the peddles open and it shows, inner beauty is what to behold, grab your heart and dont let go, cause you will feel it from your head to your toe, like a wave passing through, makes every guy look at you, but its i who figured out the clue, to know you is a treat that true, the eyes are the windows to your soul, compared to your beauty i am the troll, i shall climb the mountains to gain your trust, even if i fall and get crushed, you are worth the feat, for you are the one i wish to meet, to me that would be the biggest treat, i would be glad to take the back seat, you are truely kind, one day i wish you i would find, thing have been too weird in my life, like i was stabbed with a knife, but here i sit i must admit, probably looking like a twit, or even a dim-witt, but true love is what i seek, will someone open thier heart for me to peek, but please dont think of me as
Time To Step Up
Playlist 7
"Everyone is ONE step away from stupid.....It is up to them which way they decide to step!!!"
Is This Happening To Anyone But Me?
yeah--i'm loving this site and its predessors for like 13 months--but maybe now my fuse is short--at least 4-5 times a day--maybe more--visiting profiles here causes my computer to terminally freeze. i have no choice but to shut it off and reboot because the program won't end by ordinary means--i lose everything and everything i have been working on. i love this site but i don't need this right now
Your Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 148 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Got A Birthday !!
Ontario (canada ) "highway Of Heroes"
HIGHWAY OF HEROS There is a petition circulating on the net to have a portion of Highway 401 designated as the "Highway of Heroes". The web site reads Quote Let's officially designate 'Highway of Heroes' In Ontario, when a Canadian soldier dies for his country in Afghanistan they touch Canadian soil at Canadian Forces Base Trenton. From there, a funeral procession leaves the base and heads to Toronto, Ontario taking our departed heroes to the Centre for Forensic Sciences. Along the 172km path of Highway 401 people fill the overpasses to show their support, waving Canadian flags and signs, in a sort of paying their respects to the fallen and their families. It's been unofficially dubbed the "Highway of Heroes" and I personally would love for an official naming of the 401, from Trenton to Toronto down to the Don Valley Parkway "The Highway of Heroes". It's already called that to the thousands of people who line the bridges along the way and it should be remembered as such in
R.i.p Elvira 4/13/2005 To 8/23/2007
My beautiful baby girl was hit by my stepdad yesterday and was killed instantly. She was in Flordia with my parents until I could get here out to Kansas with me. She was such a great and wonderful child. See I can not have kids and I was there for her since day one so I feel as if my child just died. I love you Elvira Mistress Of the Hounds you will be greatly missed!!!!!! Elvira and her fist litter born on 06-06-06
just saying to all out there. peace
Is Love All There Is
Is love all there is to have, people use that word like its salve, spreading it like butter, words is all they mutter, the feelings that go with it, are the things most people forget, im not asking for your devotion, i dont even want sexual motion, i want someone for who they are, even if they are near or far, thoughs of them all day long, like a true love song, racing through my head, even when i lay to sleep on my bed, love is what i want to find, so i too will have someone always on my mind, i will be gentle and ever so kind, for i am a unique guy to find, i have hidden for 20 years, have had alot of tears, love greater then the sky, more carring then any other guy, a heart of gold, is what im always told, true romance is the key i hold, i am just a average guy, all my poems tell the reason why, but one thing i never try to do is lie, because that makes wonderful people cry, i have the beautifulest friends, to whom my heart dearly tends, so smile and e
Comment Bomb My Pic And Save A Kitten
everytime someone bombs my pic in the contest i am in, god saves a kitten. please save as many kittens as you can!!! please click the pic below and save as many kittens as you can
Morph Me Please
I would love it if someone could take one of my pics and making a morphing pic outta it for me! Please?! Morph me into a dragon or a fairy...or no! A VAMPIRE! YES! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA okay that was kinda corny...oh well anyways...let me know if anyone could do it?!
Why Why when I see your face mine lights up??? Why do I long for you to call out my name??? Why do I sometimes wish you did not know my name??? Why do I hate the sound of your voice??? Why when I see your face do I want to scream??? What is that fucked up feeling I have when I am near you??? Why do I even care%3
Hanging In There. I'm Going To Win This And Make It All Worth It
I'm not quitting. Not when I'm this close, and not after all the help people have given. With the help of my friends I'm going to win this and make it all worth it. If you do bomb please send me a Fumail so I can thank you
Can I Get Someone To Help Me Level Up
I make pictures for people and I run out of pic space
Please Help Out
ok ok ok ok i know ive been askin every 1 to go bomb my tatt pic in the contest im in,but if you can please go help out tom,even if it just few mins ......thanx aussie here the link
Time Is A Curse
Time is a curse, makes your heart want to burst, when i see your notes time stands still, and my heart over whelms my will, to hold you close is my dream, happiness is what i want as it may seem, you became my daily light, talking to you became my delight, all i want to do is hold you tight, knowing you makes everything seem right, i wish you were here with me tonight, to hold you close to my heart, hopeing we will never part, love is not made for me, i am just here to make everyone else happy, i try my best with who i am, some people care and some dont give a dam, i shall take the good with the bad, i will never let anyone make me sad, for knowing all my friends on here makes me glad, its now the weekend begining, some of you will be sinning, please play it safe every day, cause i want you all here to stay, have a blast each and all of you, to yourselves always be true, for when you are you will never feel blue, friends will always make you feel right, for
There's The Girl Omg I Love This Song
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Butterflies N Teddybears
Butterflies n Teddybears Butterflies and Teddybears She sucks dick likes she dont care On her back she doesnt care She wont do it just anywhere Gonna find me someone new Gotta find one that likes to blow Rides me hard and suck my toes A little class, a little crude Butterflies and Teddybears Oh her tit and derriere Sexy bras and underwear Makes me drool and makes me smile Now I found me a brand newgirl She's the one that rocks my world Sucks me off like Monica L.... Plays my tool and makes it swell She wants to do it everywhere On the train or in a chair Anytime and Anywhere Name the place, she doesnt care Butterflies and Teddybears Got a woman thats likes to ---- (Ha,Ha) Yeah Butterflies and Teddybears OH HELL YEAH, I can get it anytime and anywhere
The Kill
30 SECONDS TO MARS LYRICS "The Kill" What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? (Oh, oh) What if I fell to the floor Couldn't take all this anymore What would you do, do, do? Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life What would you do? You say you wanted more What are you waiting for? I'm not running from you (from you) Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now, this is who I really am inside. Finally found myself Fighting for a chance. I know now, this is who I really am. Ah, ah Oh, oh Ah, ah Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you, you, you. Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you Come break me down (bury me, bury me) Break me down (bu
Hell - Exothermic Or Endothermic?
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
Playlist 6
Sad Just Sad
i think we are all adults here so why doesn't anyone act it
Okeh- It Is So
It is done. Awake I am and awake I shall remain. Been hibernating- letting the kinks get worked out, letting her figure out what she really wants. Oh, I've ALWAYS been there, helping along in tidbits and baby steps, but she just wasn't ready for me to come back. Wasn't ready for me to take over. Now that I have, there are to be some changes. Not TOO drastic, but enough for people to notice. Enough for people to say "WTF happened?" Just a little more insane. A little more brutal. A little less vunerable and gullible. I am Kiernan MacLeidrydd. Welcome to my nightmare....
Just A Little Rant
It pains me to see the elder generation,of whom, cared for us as children not getting what I think to be proper care in society....would it kill the GOV to let us take care of them later on in life like they did for us for 18 yrs? would it be wrong to think of an elder type of healtcare so that we can take care of our parents like they did us?
How often does something that seems so wrong and so implausible...seem so very much a part of you. This is the quandry I am faced with right now. Vauge...yes, but I like to keep it that way so i do not embarrass anyone. J.P.
Dementia Test
dementia test Test for Dementia "It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. There are only 5 questions, so don't get all excited and confused yet. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces between the question and answers below are there so you don't see the correct answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," maybe you should give up now and do something else Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer:
Giving Up
Giving up When hate fills your eyes and like a lil bitch you fucking cry…You don’t know where to turn, all you can think about is when and why, when you want to walk away and never look back… When enough becomes enough and you just want to die, but all you can do is once again cry… Why, why is this getting to me why can’t I turn it off and walk away??? Why can’t I say I don’t care anymore and that you are not even worth this??? Why do I stand up for you when no one else will, when ever one else waits for you to fall on your face why and I there holding you up???? I fucking hate you and I wish you would die…Fucking Die already leave me alone…. by Satondra
An Update....
It looks like the contest is going to be fun... I have 13 contestants so far, and ready for this? Most of my contestants are well known mummers!!! Thats right, this should be very interesting!!!! I will send all contestants notice a little bit before I open the folder.... I need at least 2 more people so if anyone knows someone who should enter, please send them to my page!!! I might give a sneak peek of the contestants before the contest...
I'm Done
My blood ran cold as ice today When I saw you smirk that way The temptation was so great To give in to nine years of hate I'm not the scared girl I was long ago I'm a new woman, you don't know God lives in me now And it's because of Him how I was able to drive right by And look you square in the eye I didn't quiver or shake I didn't dare hesitate You are no one to me anymore I've shut and locked that door And threw away the key The day He saved me
4000 Pts To Go
Okay I have about 4000 pts to go till I level up. It would be really awesome if ya'll could help a girl out and help me. I will return the fav. Thanks bunches
Straight Up
Lost in a dream Don't know which way to go If you are all that you seem Then baby I'm movin' way too slow I've been a fool before Wouldn't like to get my love caught In the slammin' door How about some information - please Straight up now tell me Do you really want to love me forever Or am I caught in a hit and run Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together Are you just having fun Time's standing still Waiting for some small clue I keep getting chills When I think your love is true Straight up now tell me Do you really want to love me forever Or am I caught in a hit and run Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together Are you just having fun
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Reagan Sayings
We didn't realize just how much we missed him, until we read and remembered some of the things he said... And stood for. "Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." - Ronald Reagan "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan "Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. Was too strong." - Ronald Reagan "I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have lookedlike if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress." - Ronald Reagan "The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." - Ronald Reagan "Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." -
Uncomfortable Survey
1.Name your last ex? Greg 2.Did you love them? Absolutely. Still do, in a "soooo do not ever want to get back together" sort of way :) 3.Do you miss him / her? Nope, 'cuz I just talked to him in AIM, and Wednesday we went to see "Stardust" and out for dinner. 4.Do you like anyone now? Hmm. I think there are people I find attractive and interesting, but there isn't one particular person tugging at my heart. 5.Have you ever had your heart broken? My second boyfriend ended our relationship very abruptly and for no specified reason, which did break my heart. It took me a long time to figure out what had happened. 6. Have you ever hidden the way you felt about someone? I pretty much don't hide anything. I'm complicated but open RANDOM UNCOMFORTABLE ? 7.Do you wear thongs? Sometimes. 8.What are you afraid of? Heights. And hurting people. 9.Do you watch porn? Not usually. Boringgggg 10.Are you a naughty or nice person? I'm like most people -- a li
Playlist 4
Dsc Fam Plz Read..
To my dsc family before I post this before I head to work. I'm not being mean or being a bitch. I would appreciate any one and everyone that I added and fanned, please add and fan me back. I'd definetly would appreciate it ilke you would like the favor back, It is very irritating. So please do that thank you.
To Dsc Fam Please Read.
To my dsc family before I post this before I head to work. I'm not being mean or being a bitch. I would appreciate any one and everyone that I added and fanned, please add and fan me back. I'd definetly would appreciate it ilke you would like the favor back, It is very irritating. So please do that thank you.
All Booked And Such Little Time
so I have 4 clients today and Im looking forward to the sessions.It is getting so busy at the clinic Im completely booked 3 weeks in advanced. Ive made a waiting list for people who are new! I didnt want this massage business to take off so quikly but I have a plan to take on an apprentice License Therapist to take my place when Im working or traveling on location. I have 3 more weeks until we start pre production. I havent worked on a film since 2003. Ive had a long enough break and cant keep turning down offers from my people. Im gettting into top physical shape for this because theres no room for error. Standing on my feet for 16 plus hours a day for a hundred days. Im not going to think only react.
To My Wonderful Daughter
For this blog I dedicate it to my beautiful daughter. She is my miracle baby, when I thought I couldnt have any, she came along to change that. It has been a hard road with her, but I love her more each day. No matter what she does or says, I will love her beyond my dying day. She has shown me the purest of love, love that at one time I didnt think I deserve. She has shown remarkable resilance through everything that is thrown her way. She is very strong, I guess something I gave her. Both my children have shaped who I am, but my princess has shown me the power of love, and never giving up. Baby this is to u, I promise u I will make everything right. I love u my princess for ever more. Make an on-line slide show at
Ashes Of Eden
How Far Would You Go For True Love
If you love someone how much should you do in order to show them how much you really care? If they say they love you; how much should you expect of them to prove to you that they really do? How often should you allow them to fall from grace and still be in your heart? What constitutes an unforgivable sin if you truly love someone? Last Question... When getting your heart broken doesn't even hurt anymore are you beyond the ablity to ever feel true love again? Would love to hear your answers. JBear
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Losen My Internet
Dear Friends and Fans, I'm going threw a divorce right now,I have no job yet, cause i have 5 kids and its hard to find a sitter to watch them while I work thats not expensive. My ex being a pain and is not wanting to help pay some of the bills here. I might be losing my internet soon within the next two weeks cause I cannot afford it. I'm really going threw a hard time right now. Soon as I get a job and get back on my feet I'll be back. And thanks to all my friends on my page for the comments rates,and the gifts yall the best. I will miss everyone after my internet gets turned off within the next two weeks. And I hope to be back soon. Thanks for reading, dianna (redneckwoman1979)
Way To Go Nfl
RICHMOND, Va. - The NFL indefinitely suspended Michael Vick without pay Friday just hours after he acknowledged in court papers that he did, indeed, bankroll gambling on dogfighting and helped kill some dogs not worthy of the pit. Vick, however, insisted he placed no bets of his own nor took any winnings. In disciplining Vick, commissioner Roger Goodell said Vick's admitted conduct was "not only illegal but also cruel and reprehensible" and regardless whether he personally placed bets, "your actions in funding the betting and your association with illegal gambling both violate the terms of your NFL player contract and expose you to corrupting influences in derogation of one of the most fundamental responsibilities of an NFL player." A "summary of facts" signed by Vick was filed along with his written plea agreement on a federal dogfighting conspiracy charge. He will appear before U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson to formally plead guilty Monday and then await sentencing at
Playlist 2
ok wheres my HELP..... ok going to play now bye bye....
Playlist 1
= Dreams Suck =
dreams suck bigtime cause you have to eventually wake up. i'm hungover a little, and i guess i smoked too much noodle (see mumms) but waking up from the dreams i was just having really blows dogs. of course, they wern't sexual, you perverts, but they were nonetheless important to me, apparently, otherwise i wouldn't have been dreaming them. *slaps himself* was dreaming of what i don't have. a relationship, pure and simple, with someone normal, yet special, and secure within that relationship to where all was cozy and - well, DREAMY. fucking dreams suck ass. going back to dreaming, maybe it will still be there.... xxxooo -gregg michael
Innocence Dusk was settling and darkness looming... Streetlights were shining and the clouds were moving. Innocence met with innocence yet... How sweet what pure innocence can get. Stars in the sky reflected in the eye... Adrenaline running on high. A few more rushed good-byes None quite as sweet as what pure innocence buys. Midnight's burning... Someone's learning. Innocence met with innocence long-lost... Close encounter, respect for Innocence comes at such a high cost Dreams in the daytime... Innocence has been redefined. Sneak a few more stolen moments... This is it and they both know it. Summer heat and knew hope rising... Long-distance promises seem so binding. Innocence meets with new innocence now... Define which is more innocent how? Temptation becomes so great... But Innocence knows this to not be its Fate. Try so hard to say "so long"... Does this Innocence to an innocence that is long gon
Well I have been here since 8/11/07 and I still don't know any more than I did. Guess I don't get on enough to get into what is going on. But be patient ....... I will get Thanks to those who helped me get started. Muahhhhhhh
it'll make ya think....i really didn't think ppeople actually read these things. so do ne of yall think you would want to read ne of my shit...i am a writer. i need a soundin bored ne one up for the challenge?
I Need The Help Of My True Friends!
I need all of you to comment bomb me, and my pics. I want to levelup!
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Beverly Hills Cop
Right now as I type, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Cop" on HBO. This movie is probably regarded as one of the top funniest cop comedies of all time, and for good reason. This was Eddie Murphy at his best(long before he did such acclaimed work as "The Adventures of Pluto Nash." "Daddy Day Care" was good, though). Eddie Murphy playing the role of street-saavy Detroit cop Axel Foley is his best role and it just showed that Murphy was gonna be around for awhile. I don't need to tell you what this movie is about if you've already saw it, but I just remember some of the actors from back in the day that were casted: An up-and-coming Judge Reinhold(what the hell happened to that guy, anyway) as BH cop Billy Rosewood, an up-and coming Bronson Pinchot(you remember Balki from "Perfect Strangers") as art salesman Serge and appearances by Paul Reiser and Damon Wayans, this movie rocks! Not to mention, I can pretty much recite the script by heart that it was such a great movie. BTW, this m
Are You Married
are you married
What Would Be A Good Thing To Do
If someone rates my pic if I do not rate them which I all ways do at least say thank you
There Is No Way...
I could have run out of photo ratings already? Seems like the higher you go in this game, the harder it is to level without any serious help. This is the 7th time I've maxed out at Level 23.
New Jersey
i know someone who told me about the gateway to hell in new jersey anyone else here of it
Dont Know What You Got......
Holy Hotties!!!
OMGosh you just have to watch this. It's so funny, but so hot! Now if I could just get those two over to my place *teehee*
Are You Single
are you single
How Tall Are You
how tall are you
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Me And You
When I first talked to you I felt like I had known you forever, telling you my problems and what I didn't want ever. You listened to me I bet you thought I'd never end, who would have thought we would be the best of friends. Over a period of time, I got to know the real you. A woman so charming and gentle, with a heart so true. You've survived your life with me by your side. I told you I'd never leave because of the feelings I have inside. There was a time I wanted to explore, what would have happened if I would only open the door. I know you like no one I have ever known, and sometimes I wonder what do I do when we're alone? So I have decided time answers all. If it is meant to be time will remove the wall. Standing between us, holding us back, allowing us to feel It's the communication that we lack. I love the way we are together, you can always make me smile. Will it ever really be forever? I guess I will have to wait awhile. Tim
Cant Kill Rock And Roll
I Can't Believe It!
so..I have been hung over most of the I get drunk last night. anyway..apparently I have made an enemy in this contest I am in. A person that befriended me and tried to pretend to be nice has now written this to one of my Real friends curby88: as long as golfer dont win im happy curby88: 2007-8-24 11:52:49 curby88: PARTY LIKE A RO... curby88: i am out LOL..I can't imagine why he would have said that, but I am sure that you guys will help me through this right? I don't care if I win...I just want to make sure he doesn't either. So..once again..please help me out here with this contest would ya? Click the pic and cmoment ok?
Ok I want utilize this time to clear some errs . First of all....I AM NOT A PLAYER!!!!! I am So sick of people assumming that about me. Why? Just cause I have pics of sexy women on my profile. Here's a clue to all the closed minded is ART. I love the female shape. I also love black and white photography. When you add those with subtle colors you have art. NO.I am not a vampire.....JEEZ!!!I can't even believe someone asked me that? Wake up people...This is REAL life. Oh wait I am player because I have nudes of myself on here.....this coming from the same women who have pics of themselves giving oral to different dicks or with toys in damned near every orifice. I have nudes of ME. It is mine and there is nothing wrong with nudity at all. Only what perverts think of it. Oh wait..I am a player because I have SOOOOOOOO many pics in general. Ummm..I like myself....just because you don't and have to put up actresses pics and can only find 4 or 5 and the are all tiny becau
Slayer Hell Awaits !!!!!
SLAYER will come on stage at 8:10 p.m. Prepare for the ultimate in heavy riffage to hit your computer screen on August 25th. And the best part? It's all LIVE! Watch Slayer shred in San Diego on August 25th from the comfort of your own chair. Starting today, Slayer fans can access daily video updates from the tour on their profile pages — including interviews with the band and highlights from the tour leading up to the August 25 webcast. In addition to viewing the show live, fans will have a virtual all-access pass to the behind-the-scenes locations and activities leading up to the concert. will have five cameras posted at various locations at the San Diego Sports Arena, and fans can choose if they want to check out catering, watch the stage be set up, or see the members of SLAYER arrive, as examples. In addition, YeboTV will have five video chat rooms where fans can converse about the show in real-time. Details for when these exciting features will go live
What's For Dinner
what's for dinner
Don't Like Getting Older!
Hey there everyone! Just wanted to let you all know how I am doing! Good! Well, I am a little freaked out b/c I am turning 28 on Sept. 4th, right around the corner! That is tooo close to 30 for me! I don't want to turn 30! But I wouldn't change anything expect to ask to be 28 for all the rest of my birthdays! Think it can happen? Well, don't hurt to ask. Love ya all, Have a GREAT weekend! Wish me luck!!!!
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Where Are You From
here are you from
You Don't Deserve My Tears
I found this poem online and I liked it, so I'm sharing it with you. Love Poem You don't deserve my tears © By Jeri-Lynn Foreman For five months I have waited And held all my tears But last night I let them flow I never again wanted to cry for you Because of what you did You don't deserve my tears Because of what you did I Gave up I find no hope in humanity Because of what you did I see no love in a heart I look for the corruption Because of what you did I no longer care I try not to feel I try not to cry You don't deserve my tears Because of what you did I lost the only thing that made me happy You were what got me through each day But because of what you did I don't know what to do All that is left is tears Tears that have been waiting to fall Waiting for me to break Waiting for me to admit That I miss your love But you don't deserve me Because of what you did I am now lost Alone without you or anybody else You don't deserve my tears
Yesterday, I was asked by a very good-looking young man to chat. Started out very innocent then turned on a dime. Instead of my usual, politely opting out of that type of conversaion, I joined in. Halfway through I was feeling......dirty, alone, scared disappointed in myself. Why...Why did I do this? My marriage sucks, I am not the girl I was in high school. The cheerleader who dated the star football player, the girl on the homecoming court, the one who never had to worry about a date to the prom but I am not an ugly duckling that feels they have to do anything to please. I once thought I was a strong woman with a purpose in life, to always make others feel happy. I am a good person, but yesterday I was a down right dirty person. OMG, what have I done. I know many of you out there are thinking, its not like you commited murder or anything but for me to bring myself to a level like that is like injuring my soul to the core. I have never felt so dirty in my life. Never again, w
About Me
i am 28 years old i live in red deer alberta canada and i work at an auction mart on the out shirts of red deer.
Info About Me
I just turned 29 in May, I have 3 sons who I love more then anyone in the world. I AM INTERESTED IN SOMEONE !!!!!!!! Right now I am working in a as needed job so I can spend time with my children over the summer. Earlier this year I closed down my animal shelter that I was running , I am taking a break from helping others find their biological family members ( adoption ), and I resigned from being the army fundraiser coordinator. I plan on going back to college soon for criminal investigation. I decided to switch fields. I was going from physical therapy for infants and children. When my middle son was about 3 months old he was in physical therapy until he was about 4 1/2 yrs. I earned college credits while I was taking him to see the physical therapist. I have my faults like everyone else. They make me who I am. I'm a open and honest person and I expect the same back. I hate it when someone sends me a shout box of some nasty comment. If you decided to put them on my pictures thats one
Where Are You Located At
where are you located at
Talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over , picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING that you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "what is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I wi
Want Some More Lube? Warner's Call for Withdrawal Met by Plea for Patience Edwin Chen and William Roberts Fri Aug 24, 8:22 AM ET Aug. 24 (Bloomberg) -- Senator John Warner, an influential Republican on defense matters, urged President George W. Bush to announce by Sept. 15 a plan to begin withdrawing U.S. troops from Iraq, a suggestion the administration rejected. Yesterday's statement by Warner, a five-term Virginia senator, combined with a new report by U.S. intelligence agencies that concluded Iraq's political leaders still can't govern effectively, will add fuel to the debate over the war when Congress returns from recess next month. ``We simply cannot as a nation stand and continue to put our troops at continuous risk of loss of life and limb without beginning to take some decisive action,'' Warner, who returned from Iraq last week and met with top administration officials yesterday, said during a news conference at
Lost Wife
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a very large supermarket and asked, "You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
Awesomnisity. . .
I just saw the best video ever. It had everything a straight, red-blooded, American boy could want; Beyonce and Shakira shaking various things in the same video! It is awesome. Everyone needs to watch the video for "Beautiful Liar" because it is AWESOME!
13,500 To Level A Leveler
Blonde Prays
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak. "Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
The Zoo
It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (no pun intended.) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Goril
My New A Apartment/ Raining Cats And Dogs
Well we went and looked at it last night. She told me to be prepared for the worst, and I was. It was not as bas a I thought it would be, but it was pretty bad. I don't think these people ever cleaned when they lived there. The tile in the bathroom and kitchen is black. My mom and I are going to clean it up and she is taking money off for me to do this. But how can you not clean. And they painted the one wall but painted around the furniture. I don't get it. But other then that I love it. The rooms are HUGE. There is going to be so much space for me and my kids. My room has these shelves on two walls that are kick ass. The kids like it. I love it. I get to go monday with Jackie and pick out new paint. I am going to paint the rooms myself, cuz, I guess these people don't know how to paint. Its quite funny really to see the spots on the wall where they painted around stuff. But it is a mess. I think we can clean the carpet and salvage that. We are going to try and salva
Great Bed Head Contest
Please come help comment bomb my GF she is behind
Little League Baseball
Little League Baseball The recent activities of professional athletes are enough to make any sports fan shake their head in disgust and wonder. All the money they make and they can’t stay out of trouble? With accusations of steroids in baseball, football players not being able to stay out of jail, a referee in basketball embroiled in a game fixing scandal, and of course the Vick “thing” makes me want to give up on sports and its high priced pretty boy athletes. Then something strange and exciting happens that brings me back and lets me know there is hope. That phenomenon is called Little League Baseball. As we try to make sense of all that is going wrong in sports, the little league World Series allows to see all that is good in sports and the youth of the world. The emotion displayed by these kids is something you’ll never see in professional sports. The jubilation when they hit a home run or the tears shed when the last out is caught and they don’t win are something that gr
Blonde Year
A REVIEW OF BLONDE THINGS TO DO EACH MONTH January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter. March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years". April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out. May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets. June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms. August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down. September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C." October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.
I Love My Co-workers Sometimes.
Erica Iorio: i am quitting and going to work with animals- they are better to talk to! Jason: wait now ... Humans are animals too Erica Iorio: no they are mammals Jason: mammals ARE animals Erica Iorio: nooooooo Jason: YEEEEEEEEEEEES Erica Iorio: no they are a different species Jason: you do realize that I am laughing my ass off right now
Why did she do it? The question hurts my head. I wonder if she knows, How much I wish her dead. She went and stabbed me Directly in the back. I keep wondering why She had to get on the wrong track. I went and cried for weeks, Wondering why she hurt me so. I kept seeing that night in my head, just like a picture show. I wanted to tell her, exactly how I felt But each day I saw her, I knew I couldn't of dealt. Her laughs made me angry. Her joy made me sad. I needed someone to talk to, So I went to Mom and Dad. They told me they were sorry, What she did was really mean. They wished I had of told them, Before I turned sixteen. I looked at my loving parents, And knew it'd be all right. I told them that I loved them, And gave them a hug good night. I looked at her the next day, And knew now for sure That I did not need a friend, Who was that immature.
Hats Off To Fubar
Just a short entry to get my feet wet, so to speak, in Fubar blogging. I have to say that this is THE COOLEST site I've found yet. So friendly and so full of love. I'm trying to get all my friends and my Outlaws here, so please, rate, fsn, add I can get a lounge where we can all get to know each other better. The Outlaws are a great bunch of Cowboys and Cowgirls and we can't wait to meet more folks, so drop by snd say hi. Love and Light, Mustang
Gettin Married
So I am gettin married to my ganjalette[Vanessa Williams] and i couldn't be happier but at the same time i have this deep depressed feeling cause she's so far away[in north carolina for those who don't know] but she's movin back after she gets everything straight so that makes me happy.and dollface if you read this i love you with all my heart and with everything i am i hope to make you the happiest you can be. i both love and respect you in every way shape and form and you have my love unconditionally. thank you for always being there for me.
Story Written Byme
The heart pendent By Eric Ethan A gentleman always walked down the street and sell different things I always go and talk to him and see how he was doing , he pulled out a heart pendent, he told me this heart pendent can show miracles for you and bring you happiness and joy to you and get you through the day. I told him it sounds cool. in my mind I said to myself he was crazy and but he was trying to make a dollar with a good sales pitch I told him I would take it. As I turn around he said to me “ the only thing that you have to believe and have faith an the heart pendent will work. I waved I said okay. I e-mail my friend today and told her a bout the old man and what I bought, my friend she laughed and I was told I got tooken , But I told her Ya I felt sorry for him but when you meet this man he has tales to tell you of his trips
Science Of Life
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
How To Make Fubar Kool-aid
1 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Amaretto 1 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz Dark Rum 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
Thank You Fubies!!!
I just wanted to give a big shout out to all of you that came by,read my blog earlier,rated my stuff...YOU ALL RAWK!!!!! If we stick together & keep each other informed of who these assmunches are...we can make it FUBIES!!!!! LOVE Y'ALLL ~ReD~
A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"? Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says. "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." Kenny said. A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"? "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." "Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked. "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually
Forever Thought Of
Never more than a thought away, Quietly remembered everyday, No need for words except to say, Still loved, still missed, in every way Forever thought of
Great Retard - Please Read
Fubar - great place to meet retard farm boys ->shelleyand...: only thing you have ever killed is spelling ........ shelleyand...: thats y i kill u fucks ->shelleyand...: lol, there are 1.1 billion Muslims, so they are all terrorists to are they you idiot, scum like you, farm boy'S know nothing shelleyand...: u are a camel humper lmao shelleyand...: they all are ->shelleyand...: lol, a terrorist ? you fucking retard, you really are fucking dumb, not every person in Arabic dress is a terrorist lol, it Robert Mugabe you stupid fuck ->shelleyand...: but when you are as fucking ugly as you are a camel would be an improvement shelleyand...: ya ok thats y i passd ur profile on to the FBI because u have a pic of a terrorest on ur page it is eleagle to have so 1 day u might have some one knock on ur door ok dick head ->shelleyand...: p.s. if that was what i had to fuck, i am not surprised you go looking for pussy, i could not get it up to fuck her i don't think, rather have a camel
Redneck Cowboy
Redneck Cowboy A Redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and dog under the shade of a tree. The Redneck cowboy goes into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied under the tree. The Redneck cowboy tells him that it’s his. The policeman says; “your dog is in heat”. The redneck cowboy answers; “no way the dogs in heat; he’s cool, cause he’s tied under the shade of the tree”. The policeman says; “no, you don’t understand, your dog needs to be bred”. The redneck cowboy shakes his head and says; “no way the dog needs bread, he’s not hungry, I gave him beek jerky this morning”. The policeman finally gets mad and says; “look, your dog wants to have sex”. The redneck cowboy looks at him and says; “go ahead, I always wanted a police-dog”
How To Make A Cherry Bomb
1 cherry 2 tsp Absolut® vodka 1 tsp cinnamon schnapps 1 tsp Bacardi® light rum
Tx Midget
>The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. >The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor >told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. > The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining >table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left >giggleberry and told the Midget to turn his head and cough,the usual method >to check for a hernia. > "Aha!" mumbled the doc, and as he put his finger under the right >man-meatball, he asked the midget to cough again. > "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgica scissors >Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left >side. > The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement >that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk >around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. >The midget was absolutely delighted as he
Starting Early?
So I was at the mall the other day and the Halloween Store is already open. Some of the adult themed costumes were a bit racy. Although if anyone actually attended the annual Halloween Parade in the Village, they would actually seem quite tame.
The Love Of My Life
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange Officer May I see your driver's license? Driver I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver It's not my car. I stole it. Officer The car is stolen? Driver That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer There's a gun in the glove box? Driver Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation Captain Sir, can I see your license? Driver Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain Who's car
Lonely Girl
There's a Girl who always sits and cries because her life is filled with lies Her Life is filled with sorrow. In hopes it'll be better tomorrow Every night a razor goes across her wrist No one knows she even exists People always bring her pain She tries so hard to be sane She only wants to be loved. But she only gets shoved People tell her who she should be how do I know so much? Well This Girl Is Me.
Jet Fuel Alcoholics
Bizarre Joke: Jet Fuel Alcoholics Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usally have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, “I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel. ” Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, “How are you feeling? "Tim says he's fine, never felt better. Bob asks, “Do you have a hangover? ” Tim says no. Then Tim says, “Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover. ” Then Bob says, “Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet? ” Tim says, “No, why? ” Bob says, “I'm calling you from Detroit!”
To All My Friends And Family Here
today is my B-day. yes i'm 38 :(. so please raise a glass and smile tonigth and think of me. i love you all.
Bubba And Earl
Bubba and Earl One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it’s a po-leece roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!”“Don’t worry Bubba, “ Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat.” “What fer?” asked Bubba.“Just let me do the talkin’. Okay?” said Earl.They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seats and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “Have you boys been drinking?”“No sir, “said Earl, “We’re on the patch
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Lost Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
Bridal Shower
I'm not going to be home tomorrow. My sister and over 20 other women will be invading the house for her bridal shower. Most likely, I'll be going to the mall to see Rush Hour 3. Hugs to everyone, and for those of you within the New York area, have fun at the State Fair because it plans to be 96 tomorrow. Also, I've been asked by some people to put some of my story chapters on FUBAR. I've decided not to do this. If you want to read my story, go to: Nonetheless, enjoy the remaining few weeks of summer vacation. Children go back to school on the 4th, as do I for a college class called World Literature. No clue what it is about.
Just Fred
Just Fred A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, just how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored b
Very Confused
it has been two days since i had the fight with the bf and he still will not talk to me. should i jus give up and walk away or fight?
At Heavenly Gate
Everything was good Everything was fine Who would have thought That this was the last time we would dine. We died there together My best friend and I It happened so fast I didn't have time to cry. Now we're here Waiting in this room Half of it is light But half of it is gloom. An angel came up to us A book in his hand Then I knew where we were I knew this land. The book in his hand Was the Book of Life And behind me in the gloom Was a land of agony and strife. I looked at my friend As she looked at me I knew I was in that book, But was she? We gave our names to the angel As he flipped through the book He smiled at me But gave my friend a sorrowful look. I knew immediately What that look had meant Her name was not in the book So into the gloom she was sent. I cried and cried As she just looked bemused I had tried to tell her She was so confused As she stood there Two men dressed in black came out Out of the gloom and back As the
Bleeding For You
Am I just another girl Who's upon your list? Don't think that I'm proud Of the scars on my wrist. Did you take to your heart The words that I wrote? Have you even realized the burns on my throat? Am I just another girl That you'll never respect? Would your heart break in two If you saw me inject? Did you mumble a lie When you kissed my mouth? Will the pain go away If I gas myself? Am I just another girl You once, again used? were you scared when you heard about the pills I abused? Did you play with my heart? Did you like me at all? Would you scream out my name If you witnessed me fall? Am I just another girl Who's life you will crush? Should I let the bullet fly And receive death's touch? Did you really love me Or has your heart lied? See me gasping for breath I'm drowning inside. Does it worry you about The blood that has spilt? When you read this poem, Do you feel any guilt? Of all suicide thoughts I have done o
Nervous Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceed to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door: 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp it. 2. There are 10 Commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 Disciples, not 10. 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6. We do not refer to Jesus as the late J.C. 7. The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook. 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was sto
I'm Sorry You Hurt Me
I'm sorry you hurt me... I was so brave But you weakened me You told me sweet lies You made me believe I slowly fell under Your long lasting spell So helplessly In the pain I fell You pushed me down And I picked myself up again You hurt me so much But I still healed my pain You made me cry But I stopped the tears You repeated it all over again It went on for years I tried to bring myself back But you held me down Muffled my cries Made sure no one was around And I let you do it Because I loved you so Even when your broke me I'd beg you not to go I needed you like air And loved you like life How was I so blinded? By my feelings inside But now I'm stronger I'm myself again And I want revenge For all of that pain So you can push all you want Because I'm standing tall I'll no longer be The first one to fall I'm not weak anymore You can't get me now I've brought myself back From it all somehow Never again will you hurt s
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter every where, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and was pulling another male buffalo in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
Like A Boy
CIARA LYRICS "Like A Boy" [Verse: 1] Pull up your pants (Just Like Em') Take out the trash (Just Like Em') getting ya cash like em' Fast like em' Girl you outta act like ya dig (What I'm talkin' bout') Security codes on everything Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring (Joint Account) And another one he don't know about [Hook] Wish we could switch up the roles And I could be that... Tell you I love you But when you call I never get back Would you ask them questions like me?... Like where you be at? Cause I'm out 4 in the morning On the corner rolling Doing my own thing Oh [Chorus] What if I?... Had a thing on the side? Made ya cry? Would the rules change up?... Or would they still apply?... If I played you like a toy?... Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy [Guy Chopped & Screwed Voice] Can't be getting mad! What You Mad? Can't Handle that! Can't be getting mad! What you mad? Can't handle that! [Verse: 2] Girl go head and be... (
Haters / Downraters
I know all too well that everyone has their own opinion, but what's with the downrating??? I'm the kind of person that don't enjoy hurting or upsetting others so if i honestly can't give a 10 i just move on and leave people alone! I just wish others had the same courtesy. but just in case you don't want your stuff downrated heres the link to my most recent downrater : HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE!
Expensive Gas
Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ..... $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..... $9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ..... $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ..... $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ..... $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ..... $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ..... $25.42 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ..... $84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER: Evian water 9 oz $1.49 ..... $21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source. So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismal or Nyquil.
Drug Water
I went home to bring the car to my wife today.  On the way, I listened to NPR.  They were talking about the people who were testing community drug use by testing the wastewater before it's cleaned up.The interviewer, though, brought up two interesting, disturbing questions though:1)  Will drugs survive through the wastewater treatment, and2)  Would it be possible to test the water coming out of an individual's house.Both questions scared me a bit.  Drugs can survive wastewater treatment, and sooner or later I bet the police will be using this type of thing by using robots or undercover agents to tap into the sewer lines of people they think are using drugs.tag: drugs, police, crime, ecology, wastewater, environment, privacy-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comExplode the money myth at:Get paid to surf the web withBushCo Has to Go!Shop my store at:
Ghost Rider Needs Ur Help
Hey everyone> I've been so busy with contests this week , Now I need to finish mine up. I need only 2745 more bombs and its over. I really want this 1,000,000 Mansion. Here is the link to my pic. I thank you from the GHOST RIDER
11 Layers Of Me
Body: Body: LAYER ONE: Spell your name with animals J-Jaguar E- Emu S- snake S- Spider I- iguana C- cat A- ape LAYER TWO: -- Name: Jess -- Birthday: 11-15-78 -- Nickname: Jester -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hair Color: brown -- Right or Left-handed: left LAYER THREE: -- Shoes you wore today - black sneakers -- Your perfect pizza: its gross, but pepperoni, sausage, onion, mushrooms, chicken, pineapple and extra cheese, and if i am in the mood black olives LAYER FOUR: -- Best holiday: Holloween -- Most missed memory: beeing 18 LAYER FIVE: -- Pepsi or Coke: coke -- McDonald's or Burger King: McD's -- Adidas or Nike: ADIDAS -- Lipton Ice Tea or Hot Chocolate: neither -- Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends LAYER SIX: Do You... -- Curse?:like a fuckin sailor -- Do you sing?:yes -- Want to go to college: Yes -- Get motion sicknesS: No -- Think you're a health freak: Not -- Get along with your parents: Yes -- Play an instrument: No LAYER SEVEN: In the
Public Bathrooms
20 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PUBLIC BATHROOM STALLMATE 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!" 6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!" 11. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers." 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your
Party Time
100 Thing You Didnt Know About Me
100 Truths... 1. real name -Jessica 2. like it - not really 3. single or taken -single 4. zodiac sign -scorpio 5. male or female - female 6. elementary - cedar point 7. middle - Washington 8. high - L-P 9. college - none 10. hair color - brown 11. eye color - blue 12. hair length -near middle of back 13. current worry -am i gay? 14. do you do drugs? - no way 15. are you a health freak? - i wish i was 16. height - 5'5 17. do you have a crush on someone? - kinda, but i wont say who she is 18. do you like yourself - yes 19. piercings - a few 20. tattoos - 4 21. righty or lefty -lefty FIRSTS- 22. first surgery - my cancer surgery 23. first piercings - ears 24. first best friend - one that stayed? Renee 25. first award -Vollyball most improved player 26. first sport - volleyball 27. first pet - princess the puppy 28. first vacation - to Texas with mom 29. first teacher - Mrs. Grevetti 30. first crush - Matt Redshaw THIS OR THAT- 31. orange or apple juice
Winner Of The Sexy Eyes Contest
Blonde Diet
A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping."
Johnny Little Politics
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what
Pee-pee Pics
Someone rated my pee-pee pics a 10. Yay, I'm so excited. Ofcourse, they will be coming down soon, so in there while you can.....laterz.
Watch Me
I think I am feeling rather naughty. But, not naughty in the way you want me to feel. . .I want to be bad! I want to make you watch me be bad. Watch. That's all I want you to do! I know you think I am mean. Oh well. Let me give you some material to base that assumption on, and turn it into a fact. . . I put on a pretty, ivory colored nightgown. For some unexplainable reason, ivory looks good on me. As you would expect, I am clean, smelling good and soft. The nightgown is all I am wearing; well, I'd also put on the devilish smile! If you are really lucky, maybe I could even convince my hair to stay curly. I have you to sit on my bed, near the foot. I have tons of pillows, so I you can make yourself comfortable on a few of them. You must save me a few-- I don't want to be uncomfortable with what I have planned in my mind. There is just enough light-- not too dim, but bright enough for you to clearly see the sight presented before you. I'm a music person, so I turn on some kind
Rude Customer
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she
Today I worked an eight hour day at my regular job, and I'm getting ready to work another eight at my part-time job. I wait tables on the weekend. I'm really startring to loathe the weekends. I hope I make some decent money tonight. The only good thing about my part-time job is the female servers are always fondling me.
The Shit Never Ends...
dont have alot of here is the long and short of it...had a coucbh surfer...said caouch surfer threw away its caught to phone/ income (ssi/ssdi) and no cluw when/if i can pay this off...have a friend who is offering to help (IF YOU ARE READING THIS...PLEASE CHECK YOUR FUBAR MAIL..ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN CONTACT YOU UNTIL YOU SEND ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS..YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.) until then im screwed....i guess its true that no good deed goes unpunished...let some stay in your home for FREE and this is what happens...o well live and learn....will be back at the library tomorrow weather then
Thinking About You
I am laying in bed thinking of you, and how much I really want to fuck you; and wishing my cock was real so I could fuck you the way I want to and feel it. I decide to surprise you, so I put my cock on and grab the lube, wearing nothing but my cock I walk into the living room and sit on the couch, patiently I wait for you to come home. Expecting you home any minute, I lube up and start stroking my cock, pretending that it is real and wanting so badly to feel it. My desire to fuck you becomes so strong that I start to feel myself cumming. All I want is for you to come home and take over stroking my cock to take me over the edge. I am so turned on it's becoming frustrating, needing to release the pressure of my orgasm I reach down with my other hand and start playing with my pussy. It only takes a few seconds before my orgasm reaches full strength, my body trembles as it crowns, all I can move now are the fingers on my pussy. I play with my clit until I cant breath, than plunge my fin
You can't alway's get what you want.
See If This Works
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Cancer As A Debate Topic In The Presidential Race
Dear Daniel, Four years ago cancer was not mentioned during the presidential election campaign. Today, the LIVESTRONG Army has made fighting cancer part of the national dialogue. For the next five days leading media, presidential candidates and citizens across the country will discuss how to stop the number one killer of all Americans under the age of 85. Next Monday, August 27, and Tuesday, August 28, I will walk onto the stage at the U.S. Cellular Center in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, to ask the presidential hopefuls to share their ideas and strategies on how to fight cancer in the first-ever LIVESTRONG Presidential Cancer Forum. This historic event will be discussed on NBC's Meet the Press with Tim Russert, webcast live on and featured on Hardball with Chris Matthews. As a member of the LIVESTRONG Army, I need your help to make sure Americans across the country are tuned in, asking questions and demanding answers from the presidential candidates. Watch Meet the Press wi
My Red Haired Goddess: Pt. 1
It was December, a few days before New Year's Eve. I had spent the entire week resisting masturbation for her. Though she lived in Ohio, and I in Texas, I was more than ready to have sex with her and only her. We had met in a chat room four months earlier and while I wasn't ready to truly commit completely (I.E. pop the question) I knew that this woman was someone I could spend the rest of my life with. She was the first person who could drive me to have multiple orgasms, and this was simply over the phone. And we had both gotten to the point that we could barely even get hot without each other. It was going to be a week of bliss for me, and I prayed that I didn't fuck it up. She was going to come down just to see me, and I knew that almost half of the week would be taken up, just acting out everything we had typed on the computer and said to each other over the phone. I woke up early that morning to run around the house and make sure everything was clean, if not immacula
Read This Could Change Ur Life.
Ok guys, this truly is freaky, the Phone literally rang as soon as I read The last word of this email!!!!! I am taking the bait Hope it works! What do I have to lose right? Just read the little stories and Think of a wish as you scroll all The way to the bottom. There is A message there - then make your Wish. I'm 13 years old, and I wished That my dad would come home from The army, because he'd been having Problems with his heart and right Leg. It was 2:53 p .m .. When I made My wish. At 3: 07 PM. (14 minutes Later), the doorbell rang, and There my Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been Having trouble in my job and on the Verge of quitting. I made a simple Wish that my boss would get a new Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 There was an announcement that he Was promoted and was leaving for Another city. Believe me...this Really works!!! My name is Ann and I am 45 years Of age. I had always been single And had bee
The clothes make the man. Clothes are an extension of how we see ourselves. If your clothes are praised or jeered, this may reflect the self-esteem curve you are currently riding. Losing clothes may indicate a feeling of vulnerability. If you don't believe this, strip in the mall and see how assertive you feel. It may also reflect a sexual or exhibitionist fantasy. Acquiring clothes can be a mixed event. Who hasn't gotten a gift of clothing that later became a story of bad fashion lore? However, acquiring clothing for yourself that fits perfectly and makes you feel powerful may herald a positive transition in self-esteem or perception. Sometimes, you may acquire clothing for special purposes or clothes that carry with them magical powers. In this instance, the clothing may represent a search for cosmic providence or protection.
I Was Reading A Book About Revalations Right From Our Library ...but > Why Do People Twist Gods Word To Their Own View Of Things>???
This lady speeks of the rapture ;She say its beem me up scotty story and That all this is manicheism ;Not gona happen ;This what she is saying ;Blastemphy to Our Lord Yes I think so : well our bible a testement from God to prophets : And to decipiles by Jesus christ also ;tells Us it will happen , it is happening and will go on happening cause God tells truth yesterday , today,tomorrow and forever ; God cant Lie ; wont lie ; God is all ; Does all as he has Told us thru scripture . He had man to write down all that he ask them too. And it is a testement to us all ; to read follow and gain knowledge , faith and to Know God ; For God loved us he sent his son to save us fron sins . This book fro the library is a blastephmy to our Lord ; I went to the library to get a studdy guide to read along with Revalations , but I have found out man lies and decieves and distorts our Lords word ; So this book Im discontuning to read > God is Our true God ; And His word
Fuck That Job!
Yeah, so I officially have no job. I was working as a mechanic for F-1 Racing in Boston. I was there for a month. I was hired as a full-time employee, but the they tried to fuck me over. You see, mass just implemented this bullshit law stating that everyone in the state has to have health insurance by the end of the year or they will take your state tax return. The also made a law that stated that every business that has employees who work over 40 hrs. and do not have health insurance must pay $140.00 a week penalty per employee, per week. F-1 then made the decision to drop every part-time employee to 32 hours to avoid the penalty. I thought that sucked for all of the part-timers. Then i found out that they actually put me in the books as a part-time employee!! I went upstairs to fix the mistake when I found out that it was no mistake at all!! They did it on purpose so I would not be e
Working!!! For Those That Wanted To Know!
Hey guys, for those of you that wanted to catch me at work, i'll be starting shortly and on until it's too painful to keep going ;) if you don't know where to catch me, just click here and find the live video chat button ;) wishing you all a wonderfully freaky friday! also, those that haven't done so, please come check out the PsYko 5150 lounge, great people, great music ;)
What A Night ...
...............your dick was still rock hard. you awoke a few minutes later to another pair of hands jackin' you off very fast and nasty, strokin' your dick overhand at the started moaning and squirming as you humped the oily grip that was pumping your swollen pole. As you came to, all the way, you realized that i had pushed your legs wide open and had put one of ypur feet up on the couch. i was on my knees,butt-naked, longstroking daddys dick, with baby oil all over my little hands. i was holding your dick like a baseball bat, sliding my greasy hands up and down, shaft to head, like it was a tall vase on a pottery wheel. i started pulling your rock hard dick down, stroking it real nasty. The feeling was so intense that my baby was shaking and begging me to stop................. i ignored the plees and made it ache so much, it was hurting from being so long and hard. And that's what you fucking wanted. But youjust couldn't believe what was going on. you asked me in a helple
Running Backs
Running Backs 1st Yvenson Bernard Oregan State 5'9" 202 4.52 est: For all of the hype around the battalion of HS All-Americans at the position at USC and the deserved attention Torain at ASU and Markey at UCLA have received, my money is on Bernard to lead the PAC 10 in rushing. Like Mike Hart, Ray Rice and Ian Johnson, Yveson Bernard is a standout back who does not stand out in any obvious and measurable way. His size and long speed and not eye-popping, however his balance, vision, and quickness are truly exceptional. In his career the durable and productive runner has put up in 82 career games 601 rushes 2,648 yards for 4.4 ypa 25TDs and 611 catches for 7.5 ypc and 2TDs. Think of a quicker Rueben Droughns. 2nd Cory Byrd, South Carolina 40 Time: 4.48 est Senior Cory Byrd is the ideal tailback in Spurrier's offense. He's over 6 feet and weighs 214 pounds, is sneaky fast and catches the ball of the backfield extremely well; Byrd caught 35 passes for 406 receiving yards in 2006. He
Perfect Failure Show Tomorrow!
The band has been kicking so much ass lately, it's awesome! I'm so stoked for the show tomorrow. I'm gonna go absolutely nuckin futs up on that stage, and the audience are gonna throw ritalin at me. Niccee. Laterz!
I would always think if i wrote something and got it out, things would get better. But somehow its not this time. Its starting to frusterate me. What else can i do to block out this depression? Somedays are easier then others......I hate sensitive today. I read a letter from my ex husband, it made me cry. I listen to 3 songs on my page, it made me cry, i saw my brother it made me cry...( im sooooo kidding on that last one.) I don't want to feel this weight of depression. It cramps me in a box, with wall i cannot break. Im tired of people who are so FAKE it makes me sick stand in my way. Its so hard to break these chains that the world has seem to put on me....I cannot even begin to think about.......well....anyways......uhm, .......go with me on this one.... Have you just sat somewhere, not really secluded, but away from everyone? I have my perfect spot. I live right on the river in my town, and of course the river is empty. I sit on the bank in between two
Son Of A Bitch Got What He Deserved Jessica Lunsford killer sentenced to die By MITCH STACY, Associated Press Writer 9 minutes ago A convicted sex offender was sentenced Friday to death for kidnapping 9-year-old Jessica Lunsford, raping her and burying her alive in his yard. John Evander Couey looked straight ahead as Circuit Judge Ric Howard told him he should be executed for the 2005 crimes that led to new laws in many states cracking down on convicted sex offenders. Sheriff's deputies hustled the handcuffed inmate out of the crowded courtroom. The girl's father, Mark Lunsford, teared up as he listened to the judge read a detailed history of the case for nearly an hour. He hugged relatives after the sentence was read. Outside court, Lunsford had a message for Couey: "Skip all these appeals. Take your punishment." The jury that convicted Couey in March recommended 10-2 that he die for his crimes, but the decision was left to Howard.
dago_bastid take my beef prod Robyn I'm not saying anything cuz I'll end up in your next blog
If i knew it could happen i would give up a thousand yesterdays to give me one more tomorrow with you to feel this pain everyday isn't worth the love i have inside that i wouln't give to anyone but you How can it be so easy for you to forget, the sweet moments and pleasures we shared but for me its almost to much to bare These days that drag on and on these tears i cry, for no reason, for no sorrow but it seems to ease my suffering i hate waking up alone, its so cold i always loved falling asleep beside you and waking every morning to your face The memories i made with you were always the funniest, the most memorable, why do i still dream of you? Your touch, your smell, your warmth, everyday is forever without it, without you i try so hard to forget why i loved you, why is it always me that has to suffer? do you feel the pain that i feel? do you even care?
Bush Did It
So, it has come to this: A 20-year-old Illinois college student is whining because she won't be able to vacation in Costa Rica, because she got pregnant, because she couldn't get birth control anymore, because it cost $20-a-month more at the university clinic, because its federal funding was cut, because President George Bush signed the Deficit Reduction Act. Boy, doesn't that beat all. Bush lied to us, got us into an unnecessary war and now he got a 20-year-old pregnant and denied her the entitlement of drinking mai tais on a tropical beach. Is there anything Bush didn't do?
Naughty Application!!!
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK T
They Removed My Grandsons Poem From My Mumm
because it had one offensive word in it damn
Who The Fuck Cares
Matthew G. Nunnemaker This Poem Is For You You jerk!! I Still Don't Know Why You Made Me Write Such A Sad One....You're Crazy Kiddo But I Love You Anyway. Does It Even matter If I'm Truely There? Would You Stop To Notice Me Or Do You Even Care? If I Dissapeared From Here To Some Nonexistant Place. Would You Remember The Sound Of My Voice Or That Smile You Put On My Face? Softly I Cry Out For You They Say The Pain Will Go. But Still I'd Sit And Wait For You Time Passes By So Slow. But I'll Forget About You And How You Took Away My Fears. You'll Soon Be Out Of Memory And Not Thought About In years. ....Hmmm Kinda Makes Ya Sad. I Don't Know WHy I'm Even Asking Cuz It Never Happens...But Feedback Is Always Appreciated.
Heat Can Kill
Heat like we are going through outside these last few weeks is a reminder that knowone can stay cool when outside....Thankfully we can all chill and relax indoors on fubar....
Carnival Rides
Since carnival season is here, what carnival ride are you? Here are my results: You Are a Log Ride You prefer to live a fairly calm, relaxed life... with a few surprises thrown in. You don't tend to get yourself worked up easily. You can roll with what life throws at you. In relationships, you are steady and solid. You maintain a pretty broad perspective on what's going on. That's not to say you can't get swept away. You're emotions run as deep as anyone else's. Your life seems like it has been remarkably easy so far. But that's due to how you manage it. You never stretch yourself too thinly, and you think out your decisions carefully. Taking the time to enjoy each day is important to you, and you don't let your emotions rule you. You stay the course and do what's right... knowing it will all work out in the end. At your best, you are tolerant and understanding of other people's quirks. You take "go with the flow" to the extreme. Even if you don't like where you're go
Dare Me
who dares me to make a hot or not mumm where i dont answer a single comment or make any comments whatsoever? 20 dares. oh yeah, and fuck the south
My Greatest Blessing
In my life, God has granted me a blessing few can claim, The riches were my many friends who into my life they came. Some were family members like my mother oh so dear. But most were people that I met, many every year. No matter where life sent me, what city I called home, I made life long friends and never felt alone. My friends are there for me to listen and to care. At times life wouldn't have been worth living if my dear friends were not there. I could name them all one by one, a volume it would fill, But they know who they are and that I love them and I always will. I hope some day when the Lord I go to see, He will grant just one more blessing, And let my friends dwell next to me.
Good News!
Hello, my name is Richard. I am here to teach anyone who is interested in knowing the TRUTH from God's Word, the Holy Bible. Which will answer often asked questions, like, 1.Why are we here? 2. Is Hell REALLY hot? 3.Do we REALLY have an immortal soul? 4.IF there IS a God, WHY does He permit evil to continue for so long?...etc...etc. And, it teaches how we can get along with one another. So, if you are interesed, let me know. Later.
Forever Friends
Friends we are, forever friends we'll be, Wherever we are, you're right beside me. I hope we stay friends 'til the end of time, And whenever that is, our friendship will still shine. You mean the world to me, I hope the same with you, You're always helping me, whatever it takes you'll do. Now that we're growing older, changing our ways, I know we won't lose our friendship- I hope I never see that day. So to every one of my friends, you mean the world to me, Friends we are, forever friends we'll be.
The Greatest Pain In Life
The greatest pain in life is not to die, but to be ignored. To lose the person you love so much to another who doesn't care at all. To have someone you care so about so much throw a party... and not tell you about it. When your favorite person on earth neglects to invite you to his graduation. To have people think that you don't care. The greatest pain in life, is not to die, but to be forgotten. To be left in the dust after another's great achievement. To never get a call from a friend, just saying "hi". When you show someone your innermost thoughts and they laugh in your face. For friends to always be too busy to console you when you need someone to lift your spirits. When it seems like the only person who cares about you, is you. Life is full of pain, but does it ever get better? Will people ever care about each other, and make time for those who are in need? Each of us has a part to play in this great show we call life. Each of us has a duty to m
If Tomorrow Never Comes.
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming, you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well, I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right. There will always be another day to say our "I love you's", And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can
Sex On The Beach
Enjoy Life!!
I've heard it said don't go to bed while hanging on to sorrow, you may not have the chance to laugh with those you love tomorrow. You may not mean the words you speak when anger takes its toll, you may regret your actions once you've lost your self-control. When you've lost your temper and you've said some hurtful things, think about the heartache that your actions sometime bring. You'll never get those moments back, such precious time to waste, and all because of things you said in anger and in haste. So if you're loving someone and your pride has settled in, you may not ever have the chance to say to them again... "I love you and I miss you and although we don't agree, I'll try to see your point of view, please do the same for me."
Reward For My Helpers
im way behind can everyone help i will reward all my help
Journey Through Life.
Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others, It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless Do not let your life slip through your fingers By living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time, You live all the days of your life. Do not give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds is to each other. Do not be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Do not shut out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. In addition, the best way to kee
Teen Ipod Hacker
NEW YORK - A 17-year-old hacker has broken the lock that ties Apple's iPhone to AT&T's wireless network, freeing the most hyped cell phone ever for use on the networks of other carriers, including overseas ones. George Hotz of Glen Rock, N.J., confirmed Friday that he had unlocked an iPhone and was using it on T-Mobile's network, the only major U.S. carrier apart from AT&T that is compatible with the iPhone's cellular technology. In a video posted to his blog, he holds an iPhone that displays "T-Mobile" as the carrier. While the possibility of switching from AT&T to T-Mobile may not be a major development for U.S. consumers, it opens up the iPhone for use on the networks of overseas carriers. "That's the big thing," said Hotz, in a phone interview from his home. The phone, which combines an innovative touch-screen interface with the media-playing abilities of the iPod, is sold only in the U.S. AT&T Inc. spokesman Mark Siegel said the company had no comment, and referred qu
Im Serious He Needs Help
christopher@ fubar to all my friends if u help out my brother i would be so thankful cause dam he needs help and if there is any doctors in the house or shrinks he needs that too i know im his sister lmao
For People Who Like 2 Start Crap
for people who like 2 start crap get a ******* clue if your a person who likes 2 start crap the go start it with someone who wants it don't start crap with me alright I"M not here for that if you don't what i mean go **** yourself
A Poem My 19 Year Old Grandson Chris Wrote
Love Sick) By: Chris Adams I can't eat. I can't sleep. What the fuck is wrong with me? My chest hurts. My body aches. And my vision seems as if its fading away. I try to pray to ease my pain. But some times I get lost on the way. I'm up all night. And I sleep all day. But when my eyes close. I see her beautiful face. I hear her sweet voice that echos in my mind. Till the end of time I will always wish she was mine. I can't breath I can't see. Why is this happing to me.
Have A Wild One!
Everyone enjoy your weekend! I'll most likely hang out with my sister which will be nice considering I haven't seen her since Sunday. you guys rule. see you all on Monday. xoxox
I leave in 45 min for Ozzfest... It is like a MILLION degrees...but fuck it I am SOOOOO excited... There will be pics to come...cause frankly i plan on lookin pretty darn hot..:D So...peace and chicken love to you all Oh and imma go get my pull..:D
I've Learned...
I`ve learned that - no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I`ve learned that - you can tell a lot about a person by the way they handles three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I`ve learned that - regardless of your relationship with your parents, you`ll miss them when they`re gone from your life. I`ve learned that - making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life." I`ve learned that - life sometimes gives you a second chance. I`ve learned that - you shouldn`t go through life with a catcher`s mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. I`ve learned that - if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. I`ve learned that - whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I`
Heaven's New Policy
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. The next day at 12:01, the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly said to the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died." "No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife half naked. She appeared to be having an affair, but her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers unti
What Is Your Favorite Fast Food Place
what is your favorite fast food place
Tat Contest
my tat is in a contest an i need help please comment it
Tropical Heat
Tropical Heat It\'s near the end of January, and we are both suffering from winter blues. We\'ve been friends for a while, so we commiserate easily in our daily conversation, which also consist of a lot of flirting and sexual overtones. We both complain about needing a break from winter, from work, even from our marriages. Through chance, or luck, or fate, we both manage to arrange business trips to Hawaii at the same time. Once we realize we\'re going to be there at the same time we make sure to get rooms at the same hotel. My excitement grows all through the flight to Hawaii and by the time my plane lands my heart\'s racing at the thought of being with you. It\'s early afternoon when I check into the hotel. A lazy, hot afternoon with a gentle ocean breeze stirring the palm trees. You haven\'t arrived yet, so I decide to change into my bathing suit and read while sunning on my room\'s terrace. I lose interest in my book after a while and decide to lie back and close my e
Never Ever
Never ever purchase a computer from Velocity Micro. I payed 3 grand for mine. They are actually Sager computers but Velocity Micro builds them. When I first got it it worked for a day then the screen wouldn't come on. Then half my RAM stopped working. Then my video card failed. Now its shuts off at random and says Operating System not found. I may not be online in the near future cause I'm about to throw this bit*h off the balcony. High Performance computer my ass.
The Worth Of Our Lives..
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. "My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happ
I Need Everyones Prayers...
I am not sure, if you have noticed I haven't been on FUBU much lately. My mother is in a COMA in a ICU Unit right now, and I really need everyones prayers. So my life is very choatic right now and I am making alot of life changing decisions and crying my eyes out on a daily basis. Fot those, who have my cell number, I would love a phone call.... Miss ya much! Sheriliciousss
The First Time We Met
The First Time We Met The first time we met I didn't really know How we would turn out Or the way things would go We talked a few weeks Went out a few nights I didn't know how But something felt right That night in my car Looking into your eyes You kissed me the first time And caught me by surprise My head just soared I was in a different world Because I couldn't believe I was with this beautiful girl I kissed you in return Holding you in my arms Making promises to you To keep you safe and warm Robin LaRue Capps Copyright ©2007 Robin LaRue Capps
Verification E-mail
Hi All! I thought I'd start a blog to share with you my thoughts and feelings on life in general. And hopefully you'll feel free to add your own opinions. I look forward to hearing from you! :-D Ok, my first thought is more of a question. I have been waiting for a week to get a verification e-mail from Fubar so I can level up. I know that Baby J and crew are very busy, and that I'm not the only member on this site. But geeeeez! I keep getting messages to verify my e-mail, but I can't do that until they send me one. Has anyone else run into this? If so, how did you handle it? Ok, your turn! :-)
I Hurt.
It is feeling like an old love story to me. Why can't we just be together and none of this is suppose to be this way. Romeo and Juliet tis what this feels like to me. We both are dying, we both need each other but yet you seem to be distant from me. I have tried and tried, You are the ONLY one in this world that I want. YOU are it. I don't look at anyone else cuz if I do all I see is you. Its hurting me as much as it is hurting you. I can't believe that this is happening. Seems so unreal to me. That is this all just a dream and that I will wake up. BUT.....its not happening. I hurt myself today, to see if I still could feel. I saw the blood trickling and it was numb to me, I couldn't feel, so I placed my shaking finger on the sticky red fountain and I still didn't feel. I left it bleed more and more, and then I started to envision you standing there, a blurry vision, so I stopped it. I thought you were there, but you weren't. Maybe next time I won't stop it. I won'
Help This Hottie
help this hottie level ONE HOT MAMA 618@ fubar
Proof Mankind Is Getting Dimmer
Once again, humanity points out why it's on the downward spiral, our heyday has already passed. At work I noticed one of those annoying "in memory of #3" stickers on a car. During lunch I asked him why he had it. He said "because Dale Earnhardt was the man!" So in turn you wish to waste some of your rear window real estate to protest this to the world? So let me get this right, a Man, which drove a car really fast in a circle dies, and it's all over the news, t-shirts, banners, stickers, mugs, and flags are made to "commemorate" his passing. And millions weep for the lose of a 'great man' Yet 2 years later the space shuttle explodes during re entry, killing 7 people, including Israel's first astronaut. It gets a small spot on the nightly news, maybe a 30 minute spot on CNN...and it's forgotten. No stickers, no banners, or 'in memory of' plaques made for them to buy. So you can drive a car really fast in a circle and have millions idolize you, or you can fly a ship
The Joker's Wild
God And All That
(its realllllly long..but A post I made on CT before loosing my other account...I figured it fit here) "God, protect me from your followers." Well, needless to say, it doesn't work, thereby providing concrete proof that God doesn't exist and that prayer doesn't work.(sarcasm) And those who have squeaked through the supernatural protective net have expressed psychosis, which proves that religion creates it. Some of the nutty messages received include the following. These comments are so generic and typical that they apply to basically any blind believer, with the emphasis on blind. • "Your time will come!" This remark could be taken two ways: The friendly interpretation is that someone is wishing me luck. The hateful interpretation is that I am being condemned to judgment by a monstrous god person. • "Eternity is a long time to be wrong!" All freethinkers have heard this retort, which is a more refined version of "You're going to hell!" This comment is p
What Is Your Favorite Food
what is your favorite food
I would like someone to morph ONLY the dragon into me if this is possible. either of these will work
Killer Of 9-year-old Jessica Lunsford Sentenced To Death
From Sentinel staff reports 2:52 PM EDT, August 24, 2007 Convicted sex offender John Evander Couey sentenced today to death in killing of 9-year-old neighbor Jessica Lunsford. In March, a six-man, six-woman jury recommended after just 75 minutes of deliberation and less than two days of testimony that he be executed for the crimes. "This is justice for Jessica," her father, Mark Lunsford, a truck driver turned child-protection advocate, said after the recommendation was read in a hushed courtroom, his eyes red from weeping. "The fight continues. We still have to make things tougher. . . . Instead of them stalking our kids, we'll stalk them." A week earlier, the same jurors unanimously found Couey guilty. The case prompted tougher sex-offender laws across the nation.
Help Me Level Up Please
To all my family ,friends and fans please help me level up finally got salute picture on here and now I am out of comments and rates and my friend needs my help in bombing contest.Please help me level up.Ty all xoxo annie
My Friends Are Sick
I just finished watching the worst movie ever made. My friends from Spencer, WV decided a while back to make a movie. They spent a whoping $375.00 on this thing. It is AWEFUL. I would not have missed the chance to see this for anything. Since I wasn't able to attend the premier, they made me a copy and gave it to me. I thought that was very cool of them to do this. I have been friends with these people for MANY years and they have been friends with Michael even longer than that. So, if anyone ever wants to see the worst zombie movie ever made, check out Pretty Girls Make Graves by Skull & Crossbones Productions.
C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing Kisser
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. If u don't repost this, u will have bad luck for as long as it says in your description!! G • E • M • I • N • I: Ultra Sexy Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. V • I • R • G • O: The sexiest Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy
Omg Get A ********* Clue Part 2
omg get a ********* clue part 2 for all the downraters on here you rate a 1 and you wonder why people on here block you oh my god get a *** clue are you dumb are what people put their heart and soul into creating profiles on here so yea if you don't get it after you read go ask someone alright
Ok Guys...don't Do This!!
Hey there everyone! So, if any of you gentlemen are wondering how NOT to speak to me upon meeting...this is it. Seriously guys, I can't speak for all women, but I'm gonna say the MAJORITY don't wanna be talked to like this by a perfect stranger. It's just creepy. This was in the shout box, so ya gotta start from the bottom and work your way up. :D Enjoy his idiocy! new tothis: how rude bye ->Daizygirl1...: because I have a tendency to speak to people who rely on wit and intelligence new tothis: wow i just cam to your face thx new tothis: WHY?? ->Daizygirl1...: well, do what you will but the conversation is SO over lol new tothis: i am actually strokin off to u riight now i cant help it please dont be mad ->Daizygirl1...: well, I take care of my 3 children and I'm a full time student new tothis: yea well that is ok so what do u do for work fun ->Daizygirl1...: nope...don't even have one actually...I guess that makes me pretty technologicall
Blogging Helps The Pain...
I'm Not Sure What Is Wrong With Me...All This Shit That keeps Happening Is Doing Nothing But Pushing Me And Pushing Me Further And Further over The's Like God Throws Me A Bone And Then My Dog Gets To It Right Before I Reach Out To Grab It...I Hate Being Unhappy...The Worst Part Is I've Never had To Fake A Smile In My Life, Smiling Comes Naturally To Me. But Now I Can't Find A Reason To Smile For Real...And I Don't Feel Like I Have Anyone To Talk To. The People Who Said They'd Be There For Me If I Needed Someone To Cry To Aren't There...Everything Is As I Thought It Would Be, Not For The Good, But No One Can Change Gods Plan....Where Are All My Friends, And Why Don't They Hear Me Crying?
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Her True Self
inescapable, unquenchable ecstasy drives her to the brink of ultimate insanity soul crushing, mind blowing intimacy sends her to the edge of unbelievable serenity soaring with him to the end of the world to create a harmony few have heard serving Him, pleasing Him, loving Him presents in her the willingness to be the best she could ever be her every heartbeat dependent on His desire At His feet, she kneels with pride awaiting His command smiling for that is where she belongs serving to her hearts contentment.
Have you ever noticed that sex is a very contraversal topic when it comes to things that either are or are not appropriate!!!! It pisses me off when people who aren't mature enough to handle the topic start the conversation!!!! I mean come on!!! Only those who are uneducated about sex in-general are the ones who are repulsed or un-nerved about the unconventional things that some or a good percent of the people like. For example: a man and a woman meet fall in love and have sex. Then if the women will allow it they will expariment to keep there sex life from becoming the same old boring routine!!! it perfectly natural that a women would want to try something differant then the man will, and each idea will do nothing but repulse the other until they hear something differant from another person that will make them intreaged..... Then, and only then will they try it. It is things like this that scare most people. When you give in to the one thing that you trully want and you find that
One Moment
One moment of pleasure One moment of pain He'll take desperate measures Just to do it again He speaks to you sweetly as he thrusts and thrusts And he fills you completely His eyes full of lust Now the pressure is mounting While you're screaming his name And the minutes are counting As you're playing this game You start to climax As your bodies entwine Then you start to relax As he tells you "you're mine" This dream that you're in
There Once Was A Little Girl
Problems upon crisis Pain upon tears So much shit to handle and its gone on for many years Thee struggle that I've been living The hurt I feel inside Its's coming to its boiling point From its wrath I cannot hide I'm longing to escape Into a simpler time A time when life was easier A time when this life was mine I don't remember such a time and never such a place For when my mother saw me into a foster home I was placed Thats where I began my journey so many years ago within a home of strangers no one to call my own Then one day came a couple With big smiles across their face They said they would be my parents and into their arms I was gently placed Things progressed quite normally or so I thought till the age of two When I started to notice things weren't quite right and kept hearing "I hate you" The anger in my mothers eyes The hatred in her voice The heat of fists of fury as they danced across my face The shoe that
The Right One For Me...
so when does everything get better??? this i'll never know.... do i love him, or should i let him go? this questions, a hard one... i really can't explain, for even when i sleep.... i seem to speak his name..... some one else now loves me..... someone else now cares...... and held, and comforted me..... when he was not there..... he promised me the world..... and at one point i obliged..... for i needed to get rid, of those thoughts and feelings inside.... and yet the others back.... things didn't go his way.... and once again he needs me, just to get through the day...... i wonder what he's thinking, and if he ever cared.... or if i was just someone, that he wanted right there..... now i hold the aces...... i stacked them up nice and neat.... but what i didn't expect was to get caught as a cheat..... like my hand in the cookie jar, i feel all the shame.... and i don't know what to think..... was i really that vain.... but though i still love him.... i belong to another.... and with th
In Love With You Part Two
another one Here I'm alone Out under the stars Sitting on a stone Wondering where you are There are words I want to say Thoughts you need to hear But at the end of the day I just run away from fear I want you as a friend I want you as a lover But will you hold my hand? Or will you just say never? I glance at the moon And stare out at sea One day you'll be back But it won't be for me I heave a sigh and pray My dreams seem so grey Hopes are just so faded And I feel so jaded I guess just maybe so You'll never ever know My words just so true When I say I love you
Social Credit Revisited Yet Again
A while back, I posted a link to The Money Myth Exploded, a fable of some of the detriments of Capitalism and the benefits of Social Credit.I know being against Capitalism is seen as being against the U.S., but, well, it does have quite a few problems.Anyway, today I was surfing the web and found an article on how people are "Smashing Capitalism."  Basically, it boils down to the fact that people aren't making enough money to pay their bills, so they aren't paying them.It got me to redo my signature I have at the bottom of my posts, so I could add The Money Myth Exploded button and just basically cleaning it up.(Another thing I did was to check out the book For Us, The Living: A Comedy of Customs by Robert Heinlein.  I loaned it to a coworker, making sure she especially read chapters 9 & 10, which deal with Social Credit.  While she is still not quite there with socred, she has opened her mind a bit more.  Interesting...)tag: social credit, socred, finance, capitalism, money, poo
Vermillion Pt 2- Slipknot
In Love With You...
I reach and try to touch you, I strain my eyes to see, I force my ears to listen For words meant just for me. I fool myself with make-believe, And have done so for a while, Your glance says that you love me, When really it's just a smile. And when I'm feeling lonely, I tell myself you're there, Your arms protect and hold me, Then do I even dare To imagine you beside me, With me every day, To hope you'll come and find me And take my pain away? And when at last I'm woken And taken from this world I find no arms around me, No words of love are heard. However hard I listen, I hear no heart-filled speech, However long I search for it, Your love stays out of reach.
Home Sweet Home - Motley Crue
Not very happy with this one. May re-do it. Firt time sing this..and the mic was screwing up.
Stay The Hell Away
Sister Weekend Begins!!
Last night we began Sister Weekend. We went to see 5 bands and it was awesome. I got two new cds, a t-shirt, and a feather boa. I'll explain the boa later. Drinks were had, guys were flirted with, fun was had. I want a guitarist of my own!!! I like what they do with the fingers!! Tonight we stay in a drink lots. Tomorrow night we have another show to go to. I really wish I were into random meaningless sex!!
Me , Myself And All The Others
Alittle About Me ........ I'm a Single dad trying to raise a 15 year old boy thats actually my best buddy . I'm a Southern Caif Auto Dealer ... I love the business .. gives me the freedom I need to do what I want when I want .... My Dream is in 3 years I'm selling everything and Moving to Fiji and opening up a bed and breakfest on the Beach ... If you've ever been there you know why .. As to why I'm here ... I'm not a friends whore or comment whore .. I've turned down alot of friends request not because I'm better or don't like you .. but theres a certain # of people I can feel comfy with and like .... #'s are just that .. their not friends .... Most on my friends list I've know for sometime and are special people in my life ... a few new ones are there cause they struck me as special in some way .... And Soon we'll form a lounge that well be very special and a tight knit group of friends ... So to that ........ I'm here but some days I'm there ..... Jim
Have you ever noticed that sex is a very contraversal topic when it comes to things that either are or are not appropriate!!!! It pisses me off when people who aren't mature enough to handle the topic start the conversation!!!! I mean come on!!! Only those who are uneducated about sex in-general are the ones who are repulsed or un-nerved about the unconventional things that some or a good percent of the people like. For example: a man and a woman meet fall in love and have sex. Then if the women will allow it they will expariment to keep there sex life from becoming the same old boring routine!!! it perfectly natural that a women would want to try something differant then the man will, and each idea will do nothing but repulse the other until they hear something differant from another person that will make them intreaged..... Then, and only then will they try it. It is things like this that scare most people. When you give in to the one thing that you trully want and you find that
Woman Have A Short Fuse
woman have a short fuse yea well maybe for some not all
Please Read... I Did And Freaked
Very important info ..... Google has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter and you will be given the person's name and address. If you then hit Map you will get a map to the person's house.. Everyone should be aware of this! It's a nationwide reverse telephone book. If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming!!! Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried my number and it came up along with the mapquest and directions straight to our house. I did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the same. Quite scary! Please look up your own number!!!!!!! In order to test whether your phone number is mapped, go to: Google ( ) Type your phone number in the search bar (i.e. 555-555-1212) and hit enter. If you want to BLOCK Google from divulging your privat
Oh My God Get A **** Clue
for all the ladies out if a man or a guy breaks up with you are calls off on the day of the wedding or whatever reason don't **** panic find him track him and have a talk with him for god sake it ain't the end of the world yeppy well get 2 know him 1 reason is pressure yea the 2nd is rushing into things so take your time alright and everything will go smooth
Michael Vick's Plea Agreement
It's officially in... Vick's PLEA AGREEMENT which details what he has said he is guilty of, and his STATEMENT OF FACTS which tell you what FEDS say he actually did.. If you're interested, then see my NEWS STASH on this.. it's ALL OFFICIAL now..
Wicked Game - Chris Isaac
Bright Lights - Matchbox 20
Voodoo- Godsmack
People Who Start Drama
for those of you who likes 2 start drama go start with someone who wants drama cause that's not what I"M here for if you don't get this after you read it go get a *** clue or ask someone for all i care
Kids’ Takes On Love, Dates, Kissing & Marriage
How do you decide who to marry ? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 What is the right age to get married ? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 How can a stranger tell if two people are married ? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 What do you think your mom and dad have in common? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age e 8 What do most people do on a date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette
Going Home
We have about 4 days or so untill we go home. Thats right my Izzy is done with treatment and will get her line out Tuesday. (If you don't know what a line it, its the tubs but into the chest to act as an I.V. so that the person does not have to get stuck every few days.) And so I will be back in Louisiana with both of my beautiful girls. I can't wait. I am so happy I have been doing the happy dance since yesterday!
Who Cant Stand Cheaters
who cant stand cheaters
This is my 1st and only blog entry. I just need to say a few things before I go. To My Friends: Wicked Lil Girl, Longhair43302, TallDirtyBlonde, BuzzedBK, preroll, Ta2dleo, Angel.Baby, KimbaKat, Dacoob, Xiola, Bakedoutdiva, and ArmyGruntJoe, ms $cashy$... I luv you all and will miss talkin to ya. you all hav made this alot of fun. The conversations, the pix, and everything in between. For all of this I Thank You. However, due to some peoples lack of respect during conversations, I am Logging out completely. This website has caused tooooo much drama in my marriage. Therefore, I am taking the initiative to stop what is hurting my relationship, rather than bitch at every person who makes unneccasary comments. To all listed above, it wasn't you. All comments recieved were cool. I know that i was not 100% inoccent, but i never intended for conversations to go the way they did. Thank You to the people who disrepected my marriage for reminding me that trust should be
happy Friday everyone
Purple Rain - Prince
Damn Teenagers
WTF we need to do better jobs as parents. Sure we teach our kids to respect their elders but then they turn around and treat each other like shit. The way the talk to each other is utterly ridiclous. And the minute they are out of their parents homes the show no consideration for those around them because all they were taught to do is respect their elders. How about we teach them to respect humans as a whole!!!!!
wow i give full credit 2 who thought of this club wow wow I"m shocked I"M speechless why on earth would some create this club what *******************
Hurricane Dean
Hurricane Dean passed Jamaica's south coast on Sunday afternoon/evening. It was devastating. Numerous houses suffered extensive damages caused by heavy winds which were, at times, up to100mph. There was heavy rainfall which caused low lying areas to be flooded. Cleanup excercises are now underway. The island is now under a state of public emergency as there are many areas that are still without electricity and water. GOD help us all....
Hi to all of my Friends/Fans/and Family Members!! Just a little note... I hope nobody gets mad at me but I've been thinking... Oh no not that! lmao First of all, I'm trying to "pare down" on my profile page. It seems like these pages take longer and longer to open and it's really starting to piss me off! So I took a few things off of there and hopefully that will help in the loading time, though I doubt it LOL. Plus, soon I'll be paring down on my "Friends" list. So please keep that in mind, and if you'd like to stay a friend, please stop by and give me a shout here and there. I know I'm not always around to say hi but I do try to keep up with those who keep up with me. My true friends know who they are! Nobody's perfect and that includes me, and I don't always get around to saying hello to everybody, but after a day/week or whatever of me adding you as a friend and you don't come back to say howdy? That's what gets me lol I'm pretty easy going and will stop by your page if/when yo
Jim Morrison's Ghost On Film
Well Today My Internet Suck!
I have this really crappy connection today, it keeps going on and off and im a bit afraid that there is thunder in the air and then I´ll end up with no internet at all and that wouldnt be so nice. Got a letter in the mail today from, another one of my poems got selected for publishing...Super! If You feel like lookin at them you can just search on for elin warnecke, its just me with that name there, and if you wonder what my poems about well just ask, im an open kinda person.. Had a great talk with someone yesterday and I look forward to talkin again, lol you know who you are.. Hope that you all are fine and that your hearts beat fast when you look at my nsfw pics lol.. Bear with me I think that those are as far as ill go because I prefer that someone sees all me in person, while gettin it on lol.. Nah, Im kinda picky too. So the people that i fanned should feel special, I really mean it. Unless I took it Hugs and Kisses to all wh
Authority Summit
Authority Summit Authority Summit - Las Vegas, Nevada USA, September 8th-9th, 2007 This Summit is geared toward presenting the most cutting-edge training available today from the top authority site publishing and marketing experts in the industry. Attendees will learn only what is working right now for top SEO, publishing, traffic driving, business building, and Web 2.0 marketing strategies. All expert speakers will present fresh, new information and tactics geared 100% toward building a true authority presence online to drive up traffic and profits in any niche. A true workshop atmosphere where learning and application is the foremost goal of the Summit.
My Monkeys
Anyone and everyone who knows me, knows that the monkeys come first in my life. I affectionately call my children my monkeys. My ex-husband was there with me in the OR when I had my daughter, by the time my son was born he was out of the picture so my mother was with me in the OR to have him. I reflect back on the past 12 years I've had at being a mother, they have brought my life so much happiness and true they have broken my heart more times than I care to count. I have watched them grow from being a dependent baby to independent little people. Granted the older they get, the more they try my patience. Especially this summer, we are all so glad school starts on Monday. I think I've let them have too much freedom this summer from a routine. That's not to say when they've gotten in trouble they haven't gotten punished, because they have and they'll tell you. I love being a mother even though it's the hardest job in the world but it also has some of the best rewards!
Wtf??downrater Jerkoffs!!!
Gingerbread is a FRESH MEAT downrater.... what a pussy......maybe if you put a tag on your profile name or post a friggin blog that you would like to have a 2 then everyone will rate you one!! What in the hell is the difference in wanting a 10 & wanting a 2?? What tired of drama bullshit here.....there is a wave of downraters today,I guess....I will not stoop to their if you wanna play...fine....I will still give you a 10 or if ya really wanna play hardball..I might even waste an 11 on your sorry ass!!!!Have a wonderful friggin day!!!! Oh,& I love my FUBAR peeps!!! Y'all know I gots MaD LuV for yas!!!!! ~ReD~
Since Everyone Wants To Know Here Ya Go ....
This is me .. I am a 40 year old single mom of 37 boys.. Yes i said 37 .. 2 of them are mine and 35 of them are foster boys .. they are all grown but 1 now and i have 9 that are in the military 1- in army 1- in the air force and 7 in the marines .. i am a nurse and have been for 19 years was born in the USAF so im a military brat .. i love makeing new friend and enjoy helping people .. im a very good listern and i am kind hearted but dont get me wrong i can be a biotch if i am backed into a
What We Dont Understand....
Protect Ur Family :) (from Ms.d)
I want to bring something to everyone's attention. This won't apply to all, or even many, of you, but it's something to think about. Feel free to add/edit/blog/bulletin, if you so desire. I've been noticing an increase in the amount of people who are putting their family at risk, in my opinion. I've seen pictures in public folders with children holding school certificates w/ their first and last name and the name of their school. I've seen profiles with first and last names, as well as hometown, listed… with pix of children with the child's first name. I realize that the child's last name is not always the same as the parent, but many times it is. Just today, I saw a picture in a public folder of a little boy standing outside of his school. The school's name was in huge letters and the caption read "Eric's first day of Kindergarten" with a very recent date on the pic. Again, profile had mom's first and last name with city/state listed. A memorable one was someone who had a pic
Cooking With Summer Vegetables
Cooking with Summer Vegetables By Barbara C. Bourassa It's August—considered high summer by most farmers—and fresh produce is at its peak. Whether you're cooking with vine-ripened tomatoes, preparing summer squash from your garden, or browsing bell peppers at your local farmer's market, there's no time like the present to enjoy summer's bounty. What's more, many of these vegetables are nutritional powerhouses that can reportedly help prevent heart disease, stroke, and certain cancers. According to the Harvard School of Public Health, eating plenty of vegetables can help control blood pressure and cholesterol, and guard against cataract and macular degeneration, two common causes of vision loss. When many people think of August, they think of tomatoes—from tiny, sweet cherry tomatoes that can be eaten right out of the carton to the juicy, oversize beefsteak variety that make a great addition to grilled burgers, green salads, or sandwiches. In addition, there are countless he
Alrighty Then...
Ok, I might have actually found work again. I have an interview at 4pm. Hopefully, by tonight I will be working albeit part-time but at least its work...J.
Life And Its Ups And Downs
Mr. Spivey
I just wanted to let the world know I have turned over a new leaf. I have recently reunited with a past friend. He fills that void I had in my life. I love him more than I could ever possibly show him. He is wonderful to me and my children. We are about to be living together very soon and yes I know things are moving fast but it feels so right with him everything comes so natural like when he looks me in my eyes and tell me he loves me I can actually believe him. The way he touches me is just amazing what goes through me. I know this is real with him. We have a bond like no other so to u and u know who u are good luck trying to split us up cuz it's not gonna happen. He dont like u no more than I do.. Him and I was meant to be and thats exactly what is going to happen. I love u Jamie and I know u know that and I know u love me to being u tell me at least 20 times a day. Its awesome!!!
The opposite of love is not to hate but to separate. If love and hate have something in common it is because, in both cases, their energy is that of bringing and holding together—the lover with the loved, the one who hates with the hated. Both passions are tested by separation
The King
Well this one was interesting... Not only did he try to cyber, he tried to justify his stupidity and insult my intellect in the process. During this IM he tried initiating a voice conference three times... he's not good at getting a hint. mike: hey Jessi: hey mike: whats going on Jessi: nothing much, what's going on with you? mike: nothing just woke up and im kinda horny lol Jessi: that happens mike west: r u horny mike west: lol You missed a call from mike. Jessi: don't you people ever read profiles? mike: no what does it say? Jessi: not to bother messaging me regarding sex mike: what u mean Jessi: I mean that if I'm horny I go get laid, not cyber You missed a call from mike. mike: what if u cant get laid in the morning lol Jessi: I can and even if I couldn't I don't need an audience to get off mike: well im not saying lets have cyber sex mike: but we can talk about sex You missed a call from mike. Jessi: that's the same th
Great people are just ordinary people with great desires
Two Muslim Mothers
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing. This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now." The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby." Mom says, "He's a martyr now." "Oh, so sad, my dear." Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born." Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too." "Oh gracious me," says the second mother. "And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18." Mom whispers. "Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says, "They blow up so fast, don't they
Old South Bullshit
Snow Leopards And Poachers
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My Philosophy
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life,but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment
Positive Attitude
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
Makes Sense
This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere
If You Think
If you think you are beaten,you are If you think you dare not,you don't If you like to win but think you can't,its almost certain you won't Life's battles don't always go to the stronger woman or man,but sooner or later those who win are those who think they can
Makes Sense
This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere
Come Out And Meet Me :-)
So, everybody on here always wants to meet me-here's your chance!!! I'll be partying it up with KILO 94.3 today at XXXtremes in Colorado Springs. Here's your chance to show your support for your local scene, and your only local pornstar. I'll be at XXXtremes from 4-6pm to sign my DVDs, and meet and take pics with fans. I'd love to see you there!
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7
Some Interesting Facts About Me...
Despite the explicit content of my profile, I thought I would let you in on some interesting facts about me: 1. I wear 4 inch heels to be 5'5" 2. I am a blood and platelette donor (and am a bone marrow donor) and that is why I only have 2 tattoos 3. I have a 132 IQ 4. I am NOT sad often 5. I am concerned ALWAYS about my physical appearance and my BMI (Some call it vain, I call it being intent on NOT being a pig) 6. I am in the process of going back to active duty military 7. I have been revived from death twice (Once I fell off of a 35 foot cliff, broke 4 bones and had to be defibbed on the medi-flight to the hospital, the second time, I had internally hemmoraged and required some serious handiwork and transfusions to bring me back) 8. I believe in Karma 9. My threshold for pain is rediculously high 10. I believe that true love happens in its own time, if it ever happens at all. 11. I have 6 piercings in various places on my body. 12. I didn't discov
Shai Hulud
This Song: For The True And Passionate Lovers Of Music this song: i have this song: to sing certian words must be screamed rather than be sung or spoken: i am alive and vigorous... they toil without love. fight without purpose, and live without passion... i am alive and vigorous. in this song: is where i belong. within these moments there are no outsiders. within the body of the song: time stands still. one is al, and all is beautiful - the beautiful moment of song and passion. we will all sing. we will all dance. if a human's nature is to war, this song: is a battleground, and this voice, a weapon one thousand voices - or trumpet call to arms. passion's promise; true love's reward - a pure expression in truth and sincerity. passion's promise: true love's reward, is this song: what will become of this song:... pray not a fallen banner, or screamed words to the deaf, for life is weary without song, or sound of harps.
Need A Row Boat!
Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I am in the midwest and part of the all the dang flooding and rain. I am fine so far. Just everything else is being affected by the storms. We are getting power surges quiet often and its starting to affect the phone lines. I have DSL and its making my internet run really really slow, if I get any kind of connection at all. It took me an hour to get on this morning. If you want to call me, call my cell number and hopefully there will be reception. Dont bother callin the house number right now. Its all staticy or has a huge hum and no one can hear a thing. I know these are petty things compared to what some of the counties around me and the states are going through, but just wanted to let you know if I am not around that is why. If you want to see whats going on here in Iowa and the surrounding states you can go to our local newstation website. Its They are suppose to have updates on things, but I havent looked at it, I see en
New Profiles
I hate this new profile page my codes that I put in don't show the pics that I have selected all it shows is the codes WTF is wrong with this shit? I want it to go back to the way it was for christ sakes this really blows!
Midwest Floods!
Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I am in the midwest and part of the all the dang flooding and rain. I am fine so far. Just everything else is being affected by the storms. We are getting power surges quiet often and its starting to affect the phone lines. I have DSL and its making my internet run really really slow, if I get any kind of connection at all. It took me an hour to get on this morning. If you want to call me, call my cell number and hopefully there will be reception. Dont bother callin the house number right now. Its all staticy or has a huge hum and no one can hear a thing. I know these are petty things compared to what some of the counties around me and the states are going through, but just wanted to let you know if I am not around that is why. If you want to see whats going on here in Iowa and the surrounding states you can go to our local newstation website. Its They are suppose to have updates on things, but I havent looked at it, I see en
Hello Beautiful
Here I am...single and looking....What happened to all of the really nice women?
My Interview In Outsider Magazine-3/2007
An Interview With STEVE LIEBERMAN OEZ: You have a very unique hybrid sound. What are your influences? Steve: I started out in the 1970'S playing bass in a band that at the time I lasted 3 years in 1973-1976--we did a lot of Who covers--I got the sheet music for the Quadrophenia album and learned all the late John Entwistle's bass-lines note for note. He was the best bass player that ever lived in my opinion. Punk broke (for the first time) when I was in college--i thought to myself that i must do this. my first performance as a 'solo' artist was in 1981 in some synagogue--i wrote like 3 songs and did some Ramones cover on my bass played through a fuzz-box. As a youngster I was a Jethro Tull fanatic from 1972-1973--I wanted to get a flute to be like Mr Anderson but in those days , boys didn't play the flute. My zest for Tull re-emerged in a big way in the mid-90's. Opening their 1978 live album 'Bursting Out' he was playing his flute while the band provided an almost punk backg
Floods In The Midwest!
Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I am in the midwest and part of the all the dang flooding and rain. I am fine so far. Just everything else is being affected by the storms. We are getting power surges quiet often and its starting to affect the phone lines. I have DSL and its making my internet run really really slow, if I get any kind of connection at all. It took me an hour to get on this morning. If you want to call me, call my cell number and hopefully there will be reception. Dont bother callin the house number right now. Its all staticy or has a huge hum and no one can hear a thing. I know these are petty things compared to what some of the counties around me and the states are going through, but just wanted to let you know if I am not around that is why. If you want to see whats going on here in Iowa and the surrounding states you can go to our local newstation website. Its They are suppose to have updates on things, but I havent looked at it, I see en
The Joker's Wild
Depsessed Poem
Everything is turning to sh*t I'm so fed up of everything going on I'm so fed up of myself I cannot handle myself anymore My mistakes haunt me My dreams scare me I keep on running away from my problems I'm too scared I'm too scared of living I'm too scared of the future I feel like getting away from all that is happening I hate myself for everything I have done I feel so alone I have no one to turn to I feel like running away Running away and just being free and not worrying about anything I dont know what to do with myself I'm so f*cking depressed. by christina
My Chemical Romance - Teenagers
the lead singer looks like Billie Joe from Green day with his hair like that.. i wonder if thats the point lol
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Teddy Bear's Picnic
YAY i love the song
My Mood At The Moment
my mood at the moment is some what a bit of in a grumpy mood and a bit of a bad mood and in a flirting playful mood and in a good mood but i am in a tense mood and that for me is a intween mood i am a wreck when i got to tidy a whole house up on my own without extra help so i am stressing out and so please deal with my confusig moods it will pass i promise you all that from Bruce.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? *Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite
Were You In It For The Money? Participant's mom raps kids reality show By DEBORAH BAKER, Associated Press Writer Yesterday at 3:51 pm A CBS reality series in which youngsters run their own town has prompted complaints from one of the children's parents, and may have skirted New Mexico's child-protection laws. "Kid Nation," slated to premiere Sept. 19, was filmed over 40 days during April and May in a movie-set town in the high desert just south of Santa Fe. While parents and children made available by CBS praised the production as safe, well-supervised and a learning experience, one mother has told authorities the conditions warrant an abuse investigation. Email This Story IM This Story Print This Story SPONSORED LINKS Pushing Daisies Start living October 3rd Wednesdays 8/7c on ABC. Janis Miles of Fayetteville, Ga., said in a letter that her 12-year-old daughter, Divad Miles, was spattered on he
For All Mothers Every Where.....
A mother's love is a beautiful thing, Like a beautiful summer morning after the rain, Like a warm apple pie on the kitchen table, Like the smell of Sand & Sable, Like the joys of nostalgic old times, Reminiscing of days gone by, Like hearing your favorite old song being played, Like that mother's day card you hand-made, Like the wonderful scent of your mother's perfume, Like family movie night in the living room, Like slow-churned home-made ice cream, A mother's love is a beautiful thing.
Three Years
"Three Years" 'Cause the writing on the wall The words that I can't read Three years, is a long, long time Your heart beats close to mine There's no wrong or right When it breaks It breaks so miserably I'm leaving constantly You always said "I feel dead, nothing left for me" 'Cause the writing on the wall The words that I can't read I refuse to let this bury me Three years, were the best of times A time of sacrifice There's no wrong or right When it breaks It breaks so miserably My world got in the way I've paid the price The constant lies, opened up my eyes 'Cause the writing on the wall The words that I can't read I refuse to let this bury me 'Cause the writing on the wall The words that I can't read I think about you constantly All the obstacles in my head now I feel nothing, what was said I hear nothing, and I feel no pain All the obstacles in my head I look at life through black eyes now My mind, it screams to slow down I hit a wall
My Mood At The Moment
my mood at the moment is some what a bit of in a grumpy mood and a bit of a bad mood and in a flirting playful mood and in a good mood but i am in a tense mood and that for me is a intween mood i am a wreck when i got to tidy a whole house up on my own without extra help so i am stressing out and so please deal with my confusig moods it will pass i promise you all that from Bruce.
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his "Private Part" hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that... Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" (You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!) "Well", he replied, "Today's the viewing."
Body: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in we
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well its official were not together ! wooo hooo! im free! so guys hit me up and buy me a drink!! lol! ~Sn3auX
Go to Ruby's page to see her new, nekkider album... It's so worth it. tell her Persia sent you! Ruby Cairo {SSDC}@ fubar
My Personal Being As Brew
You're The Man Now Dog
What is YTMND? YTMND is a site created for the purpose of furthering the creativity of its users. It stems from an idea that, using sound, and image, and some text, the users can convey a point, funny, political, or otherwise, to the general media.
People Are Idiots!
It is how they are raised, they think they are kewl, because they are jocks in high school and they can make fun of anyone they want, well guess what, times have changed, they grow up, lose there friends and become fat, so its not wise to tease a overweight person because paybacks are a bitch genius (sp). It is funny that these super models will one day have breasts sagging down to there knees, and they gloat about being so popular, people should be treated fairly, and popular guys, no good news for you either, your balls will start to sag and touch the toilet water when u sit down haha. have a nice day!
A Poem About Summer!! Lol....
I found this beautiful summer poem and thought it might help make your day. It did me, and it's very well written. ENJOY! "Summer" a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre SHIT! It's Hot!
My Joke,i Made It Up..i Think!
How do Dyslexic people have sex? They do it backwards! :D Rock n Roll
Trust Issue? Or Lies Hidden Behind A Faked Truth
Lately I havent really been trusting anyone. I have been used and led on and hurt all in the past. I give people the benefit of the doubt. In hopes that the good I see is actually a true thing. Its hard to trust someone you dont actually know or havent met. It sucks I know, cause it is all in your head that what if this happened what if that happens and it screws with your emotions. All I want in life is to finish college, get a better job. I like the one I am at now but I want to be in my CJ field.. and soon lol. Meet someone and fall madly in love, advance in life. eventually get married and have a kid or two. and that is not now!!! lol... I have people that love me.. and I love them just the same.. But the question always remains.. are they being true to you.. Just a thought..
That's Bullcrap!
My boss doesn't think I look like my father. :(
Cross Burner Gets Burned.. Seale gets 3 life terms for '64 killings By EMILY WAGSTER PETTUS, Associated Press Writer 7 minutes ago James Ford Seale, a reputed Ku Klux Klansman, was sentenced Friday to three life terms in prison for his role in the 1964 abduction and murder of two black teenagers in southwest Mississippi. Seale, 72, was convicted in June on federal charges of kidnapping and conspiracy in the deaths of Charles Moore and Henry Hezekiah Dee, two 19-year-olds who disappeared from Franklin County on May 2, 1964. The young men's bodies were found two months later in the Mississippi River. Seale showed no emotion as U.S. District Judge Henry T. Wingate read his sentence. Wingate told Seale the crimes committed 43 years ago were "horrific" and "justice itself is ageless." He denied a defense motion to allow Seale to be free on bond while his case is appealed. Federal public defender Kathy Nester filed a notic
Ventriliquist Joke... Lol...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee." **************************************************** Geezzzzz... Glad I am not considered a blondie!!! lol
Just Something To Think About
well all we wanted to say thanks to friends and family for helping us get over the fresh meat hump...even though fubar won't allow couples to share a profile know that that is what we are. a couple we share with those who share with us and yes we will be adding new nsfw pics to the albums but for now we just want to see if people actual read and comment on these blog anyways one and all have a great day/night and feel free to shout at us as we will respond back as soon as we recieve them hugs kisses and licks to all you sexy people
Plz Read And Repost!!!!
The social manipulations of society through fear and division have completely detached human’s form their sense of power and reality, a process that has been going on for century’s if not millennia. Religion, patriotism, race, wealth, class and every other form of arbitrary separatist identification thus conceived has served to create a controlled population utterly malleable in the hands of the few. Divide and conquer is the motto, and as long as people continue to see their self’s as separate from everything else, they lend themselves to being completely enslaved. The men behind the curtain know this, and they also know that if people ever realize the truth of their relationship to nature, and the truth of their personal power the entire manufactured zeitgeist that they prey upon will collapse like a house of cards. The whole system that we live in drills into us that were powerless were week that our society is evil that is fragmented etc and so forth…it’s all a big fat lie…..we ar
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Please Give Me Your Rate And Comment
Hey guys I really really really want to win! Please take some time out to help me out!!! Just click on the pic and rate it and then comment it! All of it counts. I hope I can count on you to help me out. Let me know if you are in any contest and I would be happy to help you out!
just to let you know, that i have graduated my basic training today. I am heading out for my Advance training tomorrow. Will stay intouch more when i get another internet access. Thanks for all the loves and comments, i miss you and love you all oh so much. Peace and love. Moe
Making A Friends Folder
I've seen several people have a folder for their Fubar Friends & I've been kicking around the idea. Like the guest book this takes me awhile to decide what to do. Whatcha think & would you want to be added? Loves My Friends ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy
Just letting everyone know that I finally was approved for my apartment at State College today. The threat of becoming homeless is no longer there but I may in fact be living with a nerd. Who knows though? Maybe I will drag him out and force him to have fun. Last time I did that, the roommate turned into an alcoholic but thats neither here nor there. Ah well, back to packing.

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