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August 25, 2007
August 25th 2007 I have realized that I am not alone. I wake up with it everyday. I go through out my day with it. I eat with it. I sleep with it. Loneliness. Every day that goes by, this is edified to me more and more. It is definitely something I would like to not think about. It is there when I get up in the morning. Loneliness. I can't take it anymore. Sometimes it subsides and takes a back seat to other things. I meet someone really nice and it seems to happen like clock work. The woman that I meet just disappears or just flat out tells me that she doesn't want anything to do with me. Is it cause I am "too nice"? I mean I will do just about anything for anyone. Anyone that really knows me can and will attest to this. I have always been that way. Always. It just seems to be betraying me. All women seem to want now is the bad ass. From what I have observed from walking through the mall and walking down the street, that seems to be the tr
Ppl Talk To Me On My Messenger
hey ppl add me on your msn and yahoo messengers my names are on yahoo martys_lil_kitten_kisses and on msn martys_kisses add me im bored and want ppl to talk to c-ya
What Have I Done???
Most of you guys have already seen that I got my hair chopped off. I don't know what in the hell got into me. I hate it! No matter how hard I try to like it or make it "me" I just can't. I miss my hair. I tried to kick myself in the ass but I couldn't reach. :P Thank God my hair grows fast. To any of you girls with long hair that get the idea in your head to try something new and cut off most of your hair.... slap yourself in the face for even thinking it. I'm so depressed right now that I could cry. I know I ruined my hair. Some of you have said nice things about it, but you're my friends and I know you wouldn't purposely say something that would hurt my feelings. It's okay though. I have eyes and I can see it myself. I hope you guys have a great night. I'll probably be up half the night in tears. G'nite
A Guy
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
There Was
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
Y R ?
How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
The Newly Weds
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!" "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
Lil Devil Needs Help
Please go here and atleast rate this lovely woman. She is in the sexiest picture contest and needs as many rates and comments as possible even a rate an a comment helps thanks.
Quote For August 25
We can rest contentedly in our sins and in our stupidities, and anyone who has watched gluttons shoveling down the most exquisite foods as if they did not know what they were eating will admit that we can ignore even pleasure. But pain insists upon being attended to. God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our consciences, but shouts in our pains. It is his megaphone to rouse a deaf world. -- C.S. Lewis Bonus Quote: Who, except the gods, can live time through forever without any pain? -- Aeschylus
1 Morning
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
As An...
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
A Man
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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Nsfw Vs Ok
Don't you think it's only fair to get points when you vote even if its nsfw stuff you're still voting
A Gay Man
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!"
Rich Man
Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?" He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring." The poor man says, "Why'd you get her both?" The Rich man says, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back happy." The Poor man says, "O.K. That works." The Rich man says, "Well what did you get your wife?" The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The Rich man says, "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?" The Poor man says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"
A Lil Rabbit
A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Rabbit, looks at the spliff, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs off through the wood with the Little Rabbit. After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit. Shortly they come across a Bear about to shoot up heroin. The Rabbit runs up to him and says, "Hey, Bear, you shouldn't do that, think of your health. You'd be better of running in the woods with us." The
Make Her A Godfather
This is Balie and Shes a leveler.Shes 300,000 points from GodFathering. Shes got Happy hour Next Hour. Please im asking everyone to rate her during this hour.. On a side note our Salutes have been approved ღBalieღplz fan n r8 b4 addღ@ fubar
A Young
A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, "Major, when was the last time you had sex?" "1956," was his reply. "No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Major, you need to get out more!" "I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch, ..."It's only 2014 now."
Pitbull/iceman/whatever He Is Callin Himself
pukeface or whatver be a man lol whose a snitch ya big baby..if u dish out insults u better learn to take them too or let me know when ur balls have dropped from ur chin and ur man enough to talk back too lol grow up ass munch
Researcher: Excuse me madam, I'm conducting a survey. Woman: Yes, what is it about? Researcher: We are asking people what they think about sex on the television... Woman: Very uncomfortable, I would imagine!
Laugh For August 25
The Top 15 Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult 15. Every link seems to take you to 14. Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's... Stoli, Mott's... 13. He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party. 12. Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days to the apocalypse. 11. Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana. 10. His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership." 9. Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do stint handing out flowers at airport. 8. Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's "Site of the Day." 7. She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free. 6. Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends. 5. Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning to rescue the true believers. 4. Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one. 3. Big "N" on your browser replaced
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the Mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father asked. "She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out of g
This Little Boy
This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars." So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!" So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so fucking fine, of course I would!" Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?" So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned the difference
A Few Questions
i doubt any of the pervs will read this but i have to ask, why is it that these guys dont talk to me even though they are on my friends list, unless i put something perverted like lick me as my status? is it possible for these guys to have a decent conversation without sex? i doubt it maybe they need to get some in real life, but thats just my opinion hell i offered to show my boobs for a blast and i didnt get any takers lmao, should i be insulted? oh well carry on
She Needs 8,327 Please Help Her Out..
Doesn't she have a pretty face, love the hair...J. BBW Nurse, ~Sign My Guestbook Pls~@ fubar
How do you enter the pic contests? and for the love of all that is friendly why do some people even desire to give someone a rating of a 1? AAAAAAHHHH.. Ok I feel better
Ozzfest 2007
i can't wait, its almost here.less than 10 hour away.
If you have time to read this blog...please go sign my guestbook..i have to leave for work..but I would love to come home to find more people have signed my pretty guestbook :p denise prinny ralph jim mark bob less than all rock!!! everyone else you need to hook me up LOL xoxoxoxoxo night all i am off to work naked LOL Alana
Where Can I Get Dragon Pics?
I am looking for a pic of a mother dragon and a baby dragon... for my newest tattoo. Does anyone have any suggestions? Links?
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Newest Update
Sooooooo I send sincere apologies for my continuing absence to my friends. I have been continuing the fight for my little girls safety. Dealing with OCS, Sheriffs, Juvenile Detectives, mental health professionals and counselors, to assure that no more harm comes to her from people supposed to be keeping her safe on her bi weekly vists. Went to an emergency Exparte hearing yesterday and it was denied. However Taylors father did not show up to pick her up follwing court like ordered from the judge. I do beleive in Divine intervention and yesterday was a prime example. Taylor is safe with me until further court date. By that time we should have all reports from Law enforcement available and hopefully put a stop to the madness. Needless to say I have not had alot of time to chat or say much of anything to anyone. I still miss my friends and hope to have this nightmare over soon. Muahs and good nite
The Constancy Of Mirrors
I want the jazz of her sweet caress, to plummet head first into her hands and know the rhythm of skin. I want to lose my flesh in the constancy of mirrors while the scent of her hair erases me. She is the dance of my cocoon opening, the spirit-voice of tomorrow's moon, and the remembrance of cotton candy. I want the skeletons of all trees to whisper our names, the sky to sing us in a silent thunder. All rights reserved
Thats More Like It
Hi, i am feeling much better, today, but i think, will not go back to work too early, because i dont fancy comming down with this again for some time, well folks sleep is calling me. Zzzz Zzzz............. TOO LATE !
Little Psychological Gremlins Playing Whack-a-mole With My Issues.
(Poly People in particular I could use some feedback on this one.) Ive started to blog about this a few times It usually ends up deleted and the emotions usually end up festering. I dont feel like I can talk about it to the people who really matter because comparisons of this nature have seriously pissed those people off in the past. Fuck, its even pissing ME off because I know the sheer illogic of my emotions. I know its the depression and the post-traumatic stress taking me places that I dont want to go. In my head I know the names of the little psychological gremlins that are having a serious party playing whack-a-mole with my emotional issues. Yet, I cant seem to shut the little fuckers up. ~sigh~ You know what this means dear ones. Its Blogging time. My boyfriend is the private sort. No one really needs to know the depth of what is going on in his personal life unless those people are personally involved. OK, so he has this social situat
Well Wheres The Party At
Daily Horoscope: Virgo For August 25,2007 You're having a great time wherever you are -- even on the job or in traffic. Somehow your positive energy makes all situations seem like opportunities to have fun times. You're the life of any party! OK then, I guess Im partyin on the computer????
So twisted and turned This brain in my head A battlefield of thoughts wish that I were dead I'm longing for some happiness Some simple peace of mind I guess it is too much to ask Impossible to fine Another lost soul among many Wondering through this life A life thats full of hatred A life thats full of strife No wonder there is sadness No wonder there are tears No wonder there are children with so damn many fears You turn on your television to find out who was shot today You open up your paper to read our government says its wrong for people to be gay You get a letter in your mail that says your health insurance was just cut another stating that your utilities are going to be shut off Every day its something new, new burdens we must bear It seems that those around us really just don't care It's every man for himself in this circle we call life The circle I have come to know as the circle of our strife
So I Have Figured Out
that I could never work at Pilsbury making toaster streudels for I would run from line to line mixing the flavors then I would go home and giggle all night until work the next day :D
Ghost Rider Needs Some Bombs
Hey everyone Ghost Rider here looking for a little help to finish his contest. It" been almost 3 weeks and still not done. LOL LMAO If you all wouldnt mind helping me out. I only need 2600 more bombs to completion. So if some of you have some extra time , would you mind shooting over for a little bombing. If you need it just click the pic below. Yea I know my ugly mug. LOL LMAO. So I hope to see you there.
Leveling Up
thano all that helped me level up i really appreciate it throw me a shout so i can rtf.pattycake
New Plan of bombers rocks...and I want to thank everyone that helped me..I hvae to admit defeat and help the one I want to win old times sake...comment the pic below...for principal..and the good of someones heart as opposed to meaness..:) click the pic and comment
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Being Me And Being Free
I may not be a butterfly but boy I feel I'm free Free from all the shackles that once held me for all to see Free from the pain of hiding deep within myself who I knew I'd always be Free from the worries of what one may think if they knew the real me I struggled for years in denial, always trying to be someone else Trying to make someone happy and it certainly wasn't myself Trying to fit inside the "box" society says is right Trying to be someone else, I knew it wasn't right So if you happen to meet me and in case you truly see What you see is definatly me, the me I am meant to be!
Dating, How Soon Is Too Soon????
Ok 1st off this is a blog cuz I still cant write any mumms....but anyways I'm in the beginning of a divorce. What I want to know is after its all said and soon is too soon to start dating other guys? I want to find a suitable man to play a father role for my son. Now I dont want to rush into anything just yet....but I'm just curious on how you all think. Any suggestions?
OK now I know this is just venting, but some thinggs really piss me off. for starters, people, specifically PARENTS who seem to think "Nothing will happen". Ya know, maybe once it DOES happen you will learn a tough lesson! Why rant and anger? I know, I am not an angry person, but I am right now. Today at work, I was on patrol, when I cam across a jet black Rav4 SUV, and jet black tinted indows, with some movement inside. Now mind you, its 8pm right this second and its the coolest been in 4 days an rigth now its 89 degrees, about 4pm when I found this car, it was close to 98 degrees. And a black car, averages an 16 degere higher temp inside. Now, remembering this, as I got closer, I found a 1 yr old, in a car seat, a 5 yr old and a 7yr old. Locked inside, windows up, car OFF! I talked the 7 yr old into opening the car and got them out, with bright red flushed cheeks, the baby was sweating badly. Now WTF????? About 20 min later, the uncle, who had brought them comes strolling out of the
Lets Race
Once agin it's the Bristol sharpie 500 night race, got any other Harvick fans out there as i am, hit me up with a comment on ths Blog if there are any
*alert* Missing: Abducted Woman
Missing Idaho Falls Mom Aug 22, 2007 12:33 AM EDT ABC LOCAL 8 NEWS A 21-year-old mother is missing, and police say there are no indications of foul play. However, she did leave her 4-month-old child at home, unattended. STEPHANIE ELDRIDGE Missing since August 20 2007 Stephanie Ann Eldridge, also known as Stephanie Ann Wilkey, last seen at her home at 662 Holbrook in Idaho Falls around 11:00 p.m. Monday. She was found to be missing a little after midnight. She is described as a white female, 5'2", 130 lbs., dyed red hair and blue eyes. If you have any information, please call the Idaho Falls Police Department, Detective Division at 612-8630. Its been more than 30 hours since anyone has seen or heard from a missing Idaho Falls woman. Police are calling the disappearance of 21 year old Stephanie Eldridge suspicious. KIDK Newswatch 3's Rick Montaez has more from the family. The family sits waiting tonight hoping for clues that might tell them where Stephanie i
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The World Cafe Live
Last night was the first time I've ever been to The World Cafe Live in Philadelphia. It's a good place to see live music, and it's affiliated with one of my closest friends radio station, Yrock. It's a comfortable atmosphere, and the food is organic, with lots of healthy and vegitarian choices. I was there to see Qwirk, one of my favorite bands play. It was an artist showcase, the last show before the finals. Every previous night had a winner that got to play on Saturday night. While Qwirk didn't win, they definitely got some good exposure. It's very hard to break into the industry when you're an instrumental band, but I really think that if they work hard and promote themselves well, and have as many people helping to promote them as possible, they'll have a good, loyal fanbase. I really missed being out with friends and watching live music. I almost forgot how much I love it, with getting caught up with being a mom and all. It's so easy to forget that I'm my own person wi
Color Blind
I ask myself daily why color is such an issue to so many people. Maybe I am just color blind but I think that there is so much more to be worried about in this world than apperance. Every person in this world is someone regardless of color, shape, size.... why are we all constantly stuck on outward apparences. Life can be so much more worth while if you look past the cover and read the book. You never know what kind of person you can meet in life if you just take the time to see, truely see the person and not the shell. If you just took the time.. that person could impact your life in so many ways. It's not just an issue of race, but an issue of size. So many people out there see an over weight person or a very thin person and automatically begin judging them. Come on people stop being so shallow, those people deserve a place in this world just as much as you do. So heres the thing, if you have a problem with race or size, don't push your issues on me, and for your sake I pray
Someone Else To Consider
In case you didn't realize it there is another option out there for those who are tired of the Hillary/Obama press. Check it out - Congressman Ron Paul (R-Texas) is the leading advocate for freedom in our nations capital. As a member of the U.S. House of Representatives, Dr. Paul tirelessly works for limited constitutional government, low taxes, free markets, and a return to sound monetary policies. He is known among his congressional colleagues and his constituents for his consistent voting record. Dr. Paul never votes for legislation unless the proposed measure is expressly authorized by the Constitution. Debt and Taxes Working Americans like lower taxes. So do I. Lower taxes benefit all of us, creating jobs and allowing us to make more decisions for ourselves about our lives. American Independence and Sovereignty So called free trade deals and world governmental organizations like the International Criminal Court (ICC), NAFTA, GATT,
Severely Injured Marine Needs Ur Prayers (repost)
Severely Injured Marine Needs Ur PrayersJeremiah Here is the story that I had just finished writing when you & I started talking last night. Mary Hello EveryoneThis week, I want to do something that we've never done before. Today I received a message from our group member Barbara, or some know her as her MySpace profile name of, Sought Out 7. In her message, she shared with me that her son Jeremiah had been injured again in Iraq. Jeremiah was our honored Marine of the week, back in July of this year and in this story, it shared how he had been injured in Iraq prior, in July 2005. I added a message to the bottom of that story from back in July of this year, to bring it to the top of our message board, so it can be easily found again. 'A price for freedom'Back in 2006, Jeremiah said five of the original 13 in his squad were either killed or wounded so severely that they had to be sent back to the states. "I just want people to know there is a price for freedom. If they take freedom fo
Without You
So while Im floating, sadly doting, Lonely noting, Hoping, quoting on your meaningless words; Nightly sitting, Knitting tightly, Oh so lightly on absolutely nothing; Its safe to say, in every way, Every day I stay You suck me dry Of every tie That keeps me down to earth. And never have I ever heard of such expensive emptiness. But I guess, we just met under extremely beautiful circumstances. And of course, the chances are That youve done this once before. But I cant vibe, How deep inside You can sleep and hide with knowing How slowly you tore me and my heart apart. And yet, Im sitting here still waiting; Not resisting your flagrant kissing, Completely missing The complete neat, sweet killing of my faith. Whats sad to see? You feeding me, And Death Ill eat, Smiling gladly and Thanking you for murder. Lovers throws, everyone knows, How they hurt much, much worse. But I suppose, It plainly shows, My dimwit feature
In America
FACT.... Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place . Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in we use the word 'politics' to desc
Ok Ya'll....I'm in need of your help! I only need 2500 comments...AND...100 rates on the picture below. Can Ya'll help me????
Time Will Tell...
Things change in life everyday. Sometimes they are good, bad, and sometimes we just don't even know. All I know is that today I am good, and for once in a long time that feeling isn't coming from a job, a relationship, my kids, nothing. I am just good! I have reached inside and grabbed a hold of my self worth again, and I will not allow myself to put it away again. I am done focusing on outside things. I am done hoping that people are honest, done hoping that people will treat me right. Regardless of what goes on outside of my little bubble, I will remain intact and happy. Don't get me wrong, I will still hope and dream for things that I want in my future, but I am not basing my self worth on them anymore. I do the best I can on a daily basis, and that's really all I can do. If it is not good enough in certain situations, then oh well. I am who I am, like it or not, take it or leave it!!! I love myself and my kids, and I will do everything I can to always give
Grilled Salmon With Orange Hoisin Sauce
Grilled Salmon with Orange Hoisin Sauce This fresh-tasting, slightly sweet marinade gives great flavor to salmon in just a few minutes. Use fillets if you can't find salmon steaks. Credit: Kathy Gunst, with the editors of Parenting magazine Servings: 3 Ingredients: * 1 1/4 pounds salmon steak * 1/4 cup orange juice * 1 tablespoon hoisin sauce * 1 teaspoon honey Directions: Preheat a grill or broiler. Rinse the salmon steaks with water and place in a nonmetal container or sealable plastic bag. Mix the remaining ingredients in a food processor or blender, or by hand, and pour over the salmon steaks. Marinate for 10 minutes. Place the salmon in the broiler or on a medium-high grill and cook for 6 minutes per side, or until the salmon is cooked through.
Zucchini Cranberry Muffins
Zucchini Cranberry Muffins This weekend, take advantage of all that summer zucchini and whip up a batch of moist, sweet muffins -- bet they won't last till Monday! Servings: 24 muffins Ingredients: * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 tablespoon baking powder * 2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 2 teaspoons cinnamon * 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg * 3 eggs * 1 1/2 cups sugar * 1 cup vegetable oil * 2/3 tablespoon pure vanilla extract * 2 cups grated zucchini * 1 (8-ounce) can crushed pineapple * 1 1/2 cups whole cranberry sauce * 1/2 cup raisins * 1/2 cup walnuts Directions: Sift the dry ingredients together. Beat the eggs. Blend in the sugar, oil and vanilla. Fold in the zucchini, pineapple and cranberries. Add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients. Mix until just blended. Fold in the raisins and nuts. Pour the batter into muffin cups and bake at 375 degrees F for 20 to 25 minutes, or un
Ahhhhh That's Better
Thats better My hands touch the places that move me My body burns for satisfaction I run my fingers along the curves of my own desperate need Tracing the outlines of the givers of milk I have gotten my own attention Slowly moving down to the flower of my soul I already feel the pulsing of my heart Teasing the skin of a peach as goose bumps fall over me Seeking the core not to quickly I rub the pearl it hides Until my own privet treasure is given to me Ahhhhhhhh. Thats better
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----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NixaKids Country Date: Aug 25, 2007 4:27 PM
Move It!!!
Things to do Always moving never stop Fear of stagnate death Focus work it out Dont slow down Dont stop Pages turn Fingers on fire No time now To talk on a wire Sorry Mom Got to go See ya Dad Keep the flow Move it now there is no time See you later with another rhyme
RANT Veins craw threw an entangled web of branches power lines that give only electricity not power to the world they are claiming A relic of days long ago lies down before me Bud Light inscribed as a tribute to a partiers once good time The stream that use to flow so wild and cool Now a muddy mess that something used as a stole Grass so fine and soft I dare not walk on for shards of grass grows as weeds What is the wonder of this wonderland we call EARTH Oh I get it now Our children are to wonder how..
Quiet Of The Night
The Quiet of the Night By: Christa ~ For Karl~ Its been another long day Run here run there Get this done and try to finish that But yet in the quiet of the night I still see loves burning light In your eyes my dear When you kiss me and draw me near I look at you in wonder but question not a thing I only pray that you can hear this song I sing It is of warmth and extreme passion For that is what I feel for you I hear the harmony because I know you sing it too. I suddenly await the crimson hue of dawns powerful light So once again I can look forward to the quiet of the night
Thanks To You All Much Love
i want to first of all thanks Jon for the VIP and all the pictures you made for me you rock hunny,then i would also like to thank D.J the bounty hunter for the kool pictures that you made for me you rock also like to thank everyone else that egnolaged my birthday you all also rock hope everyone has a great evening
4th Place Who Wants To Help
in order to help me win u must rate,fan,add sexygirl then u may comment the shit out of me lol ooh i was told if i dont win... well forget wat i was told lol starts at 5pm today.... runs for 10 days but i need it done in 5 so the other 5 will be play time to add more 67,000 point min... thank u all.... *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar ok i hope this all works but i think this is it and NO cheating...of course we have no cheaters as my friends lol ok so after u click on her link rate,add and fan her comp back to mine and click on mine and rate and comment the shit out of me lol.... thank u all.... ok i would love to thank everyone who has helped me and a few who has so much bad everyone i morphed for couldnt jump in and bomb me for 20 win for sure... thanks.... tongue....
Help Her Level....
Heather@ fubar
My Life
My husband and I were married for 9 years. We were together for 12 years.My daughter from a previous marriage, moved in with us. She was 16 at the time. When my daughter got pregnant, she told me it was for her boyfriend and he lefted her and said it wasn't his. That he didn't want anything to do with her or the baby. So,I did what any mother would do. I stood by her, took her the doctor. Was there for her every step of the way.I was their to cut the umbilical cord, it was the happiest day of my life. I had my first grandson. I was on cloud nine for about 7 months. When I found out she gave my grandson away. she moved about about that time. I raised levi (my grandson) all this time when she lived with us. Then last year the truth came out. My grandson, was not only my grandson, he was my husbands child. Yes, my husband had an affair with my daughter, his step-daughter. My divorce will be final September 13th. One day after my 40th birthday. So, you see its hard for me to get close to a
Spiced Mediterranean Burgers
Spiced Mediterranean Burgers Try these well-seasoned Greek-style patties when you're hungry for a better burger. If your supermarket doesn't have ground lamb in the meat case, never fear -- the butcher will be glad to grind some for you. Credit: The Gourmet Burger by Paul Gayler Servings: 8 Ingredients: * 1 pound finely ground beef * 1 pound finely ground lamb * 1/2 onion, peeled, finely grated * 1 teaspoon finely chopped garlic * 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley * 1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro * 1 teaspoon dried oregano * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin * 1 teaspoon hot pepper sauce * Salt and freshly ground black pepper To serve * 8 small baguette rolls/pita bread * 8 shallots, peeled, thinly sliced * Chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley * 4 large tomatoes, thinly sliced * 4 whole fresh cilantro leaves
Marinara Sauce
Marinara Sauce Farmers' markets and supermarkets alike carry plump, sweet tomatoes at this time of year. Use a big bag of 'em to make this delicious marinara sauce, which, with your favorite pasta and a salad, makes a quick, easy weeknight dinner. Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 2 pounds plum tomatoes * 3 tablespoons olive oil * 1/4 cup chopped onion (optional) * 1/2 tablespoon chopped garlic * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh oregano * Dash black pepper * Dash salt * 1/3 cup Romano cheese Directions: Dice the plum tomatoes and set aside. Heat the oil in a large skillet. Place the onion (if using), garlic, basil, oregano, salt and pepper in the skillet and heat through. Cook until the oil takes on the greenish color of the herbs, but do not brown the garlic. Add the tomatoes, stir through and simmer on low heat for 20 to 30 minutes. At the end of the cooking time, stir in the Romano cheese and
Grilled Cajun Chicken
Grilled Cajun Chicken This superflavorful chicken recipe requires very little prep work. You can even add the spices to the chicken in the morning and let the breasts marinate in the fridge all day. Then just come home, fire up the grill and -- voila! -- dinner is served. Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper * 1 teaspoon paprika * 1/2 teaspoon white pepper * 1/2 teaspoon black pepper * 1/2 teaspoon oregano * 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder * 1/4 teaspoon onion powder * 1/2 cup lemon juice * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves Directions: Combine the dry spices in a small bowl. In a shallow glass dish large enough to hold the chicken in a single layer, place the lemon juice and oil. Add half of the spice mix; stir to combine. Add the chicken breasts, turning to coat both sides. Marinate for 30 to 60 minutes at room temperature or 2 to 3 hours (or overnig
I'm Sorry
I'm Sorry I'm sorry for everything you've been through It must've been very hard on you I'm sorry for all that's been said and done I was the moon, you were the sun I'm sorry for not making everything right But the situation I was in, was very tight I'm sorry for not lending you a hand If only I could be a better friend I'm sorry if it seemed like I didn't care Lucky for you, your special-friend was there I'm sorry for breaking your heart For forgiveness, where do I start?
Shrimp Salad
Shrimp Salad Entertaining over the weekend? This shrimp salad from the Barefoot Contessa makes a delightful summer lunch or dinner. If you don't have a crowd to feed, just halve the recipe -- but remember that the dish keeps well for a couple of days and makes great sandwiches. Credit: Barefoot Contessa Parties! by Ina Garten Servings: 12 Ingredients: * 3 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon kosher salt * 1 lemon, cut into quarters * 4 pounds large shrimp in the shell (16 to 20 shrimp per pound) * 2 cups good mayonnaise * 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard * 2 tablespoons good white wine or white wine vinegar * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 6 tablespoons minced fresh dill * 1 cup minced red onion (1 onion) * 3 cups minced celery (16 stalks) Directions: Bring 5 quarts of water, 3 tablespoons salt and the lemon to a boil in a large saucepan. Add half the shrimp and reduce the heat to medium. Cook, uncovered, for only 3 minutes
Hmmmm Who Wants 2 Play
ok who wants to cummmm flirt with me in my conetest we can chat about anything u want lol ok in 4th place whoz cummmin to help...... ok going to Bomb myself Tongue...........
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Family Meetin' Monday Night!!!!
WE are havin a family meetin Monday night. I will post the time tomorrow. PLEASE leave me a message on here on my MS.MAINE page tellin me if you can make it. I am thinkin about 9pm EST. But if there is a better time I will change it to fit you guys. PLEASE RESPOND ASAP!!! We will be talkin about the BOMB FEST and Shadows contest that I am in. THANKS SO MUCH AHVE A GREAT SATURDAY!!!! MS.MAINE
Give Her Some Love And Sign Her Guest Book!
brenda@ fubar
this was the mumm... IN WHICH FILM DID YOU LIKE HIM MOST....WHICH CHARACTERDID YOU LIKE ?? HAN SOLO IN STAR WARS OR INDIANA JONES IN INDIANA JONES??? I KNOW ITS HARD..... retarded right? so i said...i liked him when i saw him in your mom then he checked me out so i said did you like my page his reply: NOT REALLY.....YO PHAT IN THE HAT.... DID YOU LIKE ME WHEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM?? DAMM THATS WHORES A SLUT and he also blocked me so i couldn't reply...pussy him: YO PHAT I THE HAT ...YOU KNOW YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH ON THE INTERNET MrsBellor: Oh yes, Phat is very tough.. And great in bed. ~*~The Bitch~*~: Hey FUN! A stupid n00b posting a stupid mumm and running his stupid mouth. This is NOT a mumm dumbass. And Phat is cooler than you will EVER be. Your theme song must be Brad Paisley's Online. Quit yelling. Have you ever read a book in all CAPS? him: wow mrs scared me now....i wont go to sleep now.... ~*~The Bitch~*~: You can't even spel
If any of you have myspace, look my ass up there, Hope to see some of you all there too... I am on here more, but you know.
Last Chance Then I'm Gone For Good !!!!!
This is my final time of dealing with bullshit with whoever it is running around here threatening people I'm friends or family I call this STALKING and I'm losing friends becuz of it so either talk to me about whatever problem u have or never seee me again becuz this will be tha last time u hear or see my name on fubar and that's 4realz I'm fed up with this childish bullshit from this person so grow up or move tha fuck on please !
The Vampire
The Vampire Lord Lytton, 1858 I found a corpse, with glittering hair, Of a woman whose face, tho' dead, The white death in it had left still fair, Too fair for an earthly bed! So I loosened each fold of her bright curls roll'd From forehead to foot in a rush of red gold, And kissed her lips till her lips were red, And warm and light on her eyelids white I breath'd, and pressed unto mine her breast, Till the blue eyes oped and the breast grew warm, And this woman, behold! arose up bold, And lifelike lifting a wilful arm, With steady feet from the winding sheet Stepp'd forth to a mutter'd charm. And now beside me, whatever betide me, This woman is, night and day. For she cleaves to me so, that, wherever I go She is with me the whole of the way. And her eyes are so bright in the dead of the night, That they keep me awake with dread; While my life blood pales in my veins and fails, Because her red lips are so red That I fear 'tis my heart she m
A Child's View
"Daddy got all dressed up in his soldiers clothes and kissed me mom "goodbye" I didn't let him see me go behind the tree and cry. I really didn't want him to go away from me but he put me on his knee that day and said he hoped I would take good care of mommy and be very very brave. mommy said ,daddy was going far far away cause some kids parents over in another land had this poison and some gas and they would be bringing it over here to the USA. Daddy tried to help me understand how come their daddies were hiding that chemical stuff My daddy raised me good he taught me not to mess with the medicine in the cabinet and he always told me not to point a gun at anybody..and I won't lessen I see that old sad-dam........... mommy isn't holding up too good. I think.I have tried to help her out and I even been carrying the trash out like daddy has always done.Mommy hasn't even had to tell me to get my homework done..... I think she is missing daddy cause when Came home t
Apartment Rental
Message: Apartment Rental A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and Agrees to spend the night with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, He tells her that he does not have any cash with him, But he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, Calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam: : Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; and 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too larg
My List!
The perfect girl... 1) is semi outdoorsy 2) will drink but not excesivly 3) Has a sense of humor that makes me smile even when im down 4) Wants a real relationship. 5) is not all about sex 6) has a cute personailty 7) cares about her looks but not so much that it drives her batty 8) likes herself and doesnt need constant reminders that shes as wonderful as she is. 9) must be above average inteligence 10) will not flake out on dates and will call me if she does 11) has a smile that will light up my heart if not the room 12) Likes my freinds enough that shes willing to hang out wqith them. 13) Gets along with my mother and familly 14) doesnt mind that i shake. 15) well help me get motivated in the parts of my life that im not.
Livestrong Challenge Tomorrow
My 10 mile bike ride is tomorrow. This year I was able to raise over $1,900 dollars for the Lance Armstrong Foundation. Many of the people I talk to on here either donated or reposted my bulletins for me so I cannot thank you enough. It shows the strength and the wide reaching affects of this cancer epidemic in America when people that I have never even met are willing to donate their own hard earned dollars to support my efforts. I picked up my racing packet today and next to the sign in sheets were racing placards that you wear. The options were "In Honor Of" "In Support Of" or "I am A Survivor" and I picked up the one for survivor. In 2 weeks it will be 2 years since I was diagnosed. 1 year and 11 months this week since the surgery that saved my life. 2 years, feels like yesterday and forever ago at the same time. My friend asked me why I'm doing this with everything else that is going on in my life right now. As soon as I get done tomorrow I have to move up to Pen
Come Help My Friend Party Like A Rockstar
Something New
alright so im listening to the song wonderwall.. my night has kinda sucked.. lay on the couch all night and have fun... they say... yeah right.. but anyways i want to go out and do stuff...everbody is busy :( that makes me sad... i havent tryed x yet but i think i will will give me something to do huh? i hope i dont trip out! yeah..i dont think i will
What Do You Think?
I know that life isnt always easy and it never is and never will be. At the moment, there is so much going on in my life and i dont really know where to start or to look. My folks are about the same with each other, down each others necks whenever they are together, dont really want to mention about them...but mainly my personal life. During this summer i have met a wonderful guy, well ive known him for years and somehow at my cousins wedding we clicked with each other... at the moment we really like each other and we love spending quality time together. He is a wonderful guy and fun to be around with. we've been on a few dates, but its nearly come to the time where i need to go back to university... gets kinda tough then making decisions. Anyways when the time comes it will be sorted out soon enough. So far spending time with him has been the most happiest thing that has happened to me this summer. To be able to get away from stressful evenings and to be able to relax an
Placebo - Blackeyed
OK, so one thing I HATE to do is talk about myself but for the sake of making sure there are no misunderstandings on here I will do my best. I found fubar through a friend of mine from another chat program and decided to make my own profile here. I see a lot of friends from that same chat program I USED to use that I would enjoy being able to keep up with. Plus.. I do graphics work and yea, I guess I like to show em off from time to time. LOL! Also.. I write a lot. Have my own website where I share my graphics and my poems and writings. Every thing I share on that site is taken from a piece of me, trust me. I write from the heart. And I have actually been told that others can "feel" what I am saying which is a HUGE compliment to me. I enjoy getting to know people and finding out what they are like on the INSIDE. Yes, I have been lied to many times on here, just like a lot of you have.. but I think it's important to say that when I say I like what's inside a person.. I mean it. I'm
Aaaaaaaaaaah Sooo Great
If You Had Me Alone
Last Night At Southport
OMFG people Ashes of Eden Kicked ass again. Just like I said they would. I had a blasted last night all the way up to the very end. One of my friends brought a chic who got pissed off cause me and him was talking to each other and we hugged each other and all sorts of shit she wanted to fight which I thought was funny as hell just cause I was talking to my friend who I have known alot longer than she probably did. Anyways that some funny stuff and I just wanted to let you all know that Ashes of Eden kicked ass again. They are getting some bigger gigs soon woot woot GO AOE. They will be back at SouthPort on OCT. 5 so here is everyones invite to it on OCT. 5. Hope to see you all there.
For A Very Special Friend!!! ~hug & Kisses~
I write this one especially for you!! You make me whole again when I feel empty and blue!!! We talk we laugh and we flirt too!! On the phone and off too!! You are special to me in so many ways! I look forward to talking to you on and off throughout the days!! Somehow time flies lol it is because I am having a lot of fun!!! I did not expect anyone to get through some walls that were going up around me, Yet you did and with such a force and a beautiful suprise!! You are the romance that is missing! You are the laughter that has faded away in many ways! You have been such a surprise to me in many ways! Such passion and romance are inside your heart waiting to break free!! I hope I am the lucky one that it breaks free on me!!
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The Face Of A Pedophile
This is Jack Mcclellan Mr. Mcclellan is a self proclaimed and admitted PEDOPHILE! Mr. Mcclellan created and ran a website, (Seattle-Tacoma-Everett Girl Love), which was a "How-To" website for pedophiles describing in detail where to find the girls and how to entice them. He also described his own fantasies and posted pictures of unsuspecting young (preteen) girls. The site has been taken down, but that has not stopped him from blogging his sick fantasies and his "How-To" manual.Mr. Mcclellan has done his homework on the law because although he is an admitted pedophile he claims to never have tried to fulfill his demented fantasies, and his blogs and former website skirted the law through "Free Speech" claims. Recently Mr. Mcclellan was arrested in Santa Clarita, CA for violating a Judges restraining order. Unfortunately the pedophile was released due to administrative and possible Constitutional errors in the order.Below I've posted links, which lead to more informati
I Need Some Answers On Picture Editing
if anybody knows what site i go to that i can make my picture go from my origanla pic to something else like alot of peeps do on here holla at me and let me know thank you
Time To Say Good Bye
Saying goodbye to all my friends is not an easy task. I tried to be strong and to look strong, but I couldnt,it hurts really bad.The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. But then I think again Goodbyes are not forever,Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you Until we meet again! Cause no distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart. I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. And by looking back, it seems to me that I had a really long emotional adolescence, s
One Week To Go.
Well I have about one week until I move down the street into my new apartment. On Friday I submitted my application, paid my application and deposit fees and got told my new address. I am getting a furnished studio, and it is the very last one they had. I was told to call them Monday afternoon to hear the results of my credit check and background check. My credit is decent and I don't have a criminal record, so no biigie. After then, I need to set up my electric and finish my packing by this Friday night. As for my move-in next Saturday, the complex normally allows it done after 3 PM, but the manager said I could move in sooner if I needed to. I also learned that I can have a small pet (i.e. fish, birds, hamster, etc.). So I think I will get some hermit crabs to have. One of the downsides of moving is that I will be computer-less starting next Saturday. In time I will get my own computer and get back on line again.
New Bouncer
im a new bouncer at the blues club
Downward Spiral
The events over the last week have dug up feelings and thoughts I hadnt experienced in years. Feelings and thoughts I rather leave buried under dust, cobwebs, forgotten, and lost in the deepest corners of my mind. These thoughts are threatening to send me spiraling downward; sending me back to a place in my mind that I rather not re-descend to.
Thank You Alcohol!
Dear Alcohol.... First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big It
Blonde Worker # 2
A Woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige,very soft and warm." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up"! The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide. They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green s
I swear to you all i am being ignored by sum1 and i do not like it... maybe im just beyond paranoid... anywho...yep im in a crazy mood and nobodies here to entertain me *cries*
True Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words and speak slowly. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ? , Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Signs And Sayings
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr.. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************* ************* On another Septic Tank Truck: "We' re #1 in the #2 business" ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************************** On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blow out." ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an ar
Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it. 6. Keep extra poly-grip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice. (Notice: I sent this in large type so you could read it.)
Blonde City Worker
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
A Boy
There once was a boy, a man, a guy, a jerk teased me with his lust moved me with his words and used me with his mind but he never said a word when i spoke first.
Herpes Dating
Hi Everyone, nice to be here. Invite you all to stop by and visit us at A new online dating and networking service to meet other people with herpes. Create a free profile. We are new and growing everyday. Be patient. iclicku.
I Got A New Webcam!!!!
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Animal Cruelty
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Damn, but this was a mammoth show! Ran about 7&1/2 hours long! And most of it was bands you just dont hear all the time anywhere! It RAWKED!!!! =========================================================================== 08-24-07 Aldo Nova "Fantasy" TLL intro 14a Bonham "The Disregard Of Timekeeping" Bonham "Wait For You" TLL of WRR promo Adema "Freaking Out" >voiceover: Juno Reactor / Don Davis "Navras" Helix "Rock You" Sepultura "The Waste" WRR Darth Maul 1 Avenged Sevenfold "Bat Country" Dissection "Night's Blood" >voiceover Peter Frampton "Show Me The Way" LIVE Alice Cooper with Slash "Desperado" LIVE Ace Frehley & Peter Criss "Nothin' To Lose" LIVE Billy Idol "Rebel Yell" LIVE acoustic Vince Neil & Nikki Sixx with friends "Rock N' Roll" LIVE Dee Snider, Zakk Wylde, Bob Kulick, Rudy Sarzo, Frankie Banali, Paul Taylor "Go To Hell" LIVE Trapt "Headstrong" Fireball Ministry "Flatline" All That Remains "This Darkened Heart" >voiceover Metallica "The God
Little Boys And Their Daddies
3:00pm found me sitting with three other families in a 15x30 room, chairs lining all four walls, two doors leading to and from the room: the unlocked one through which the family members enter, the locked one through which our children are escorted every Saturday and Sunday for their thirty minute family visit. It wasn't too long before the tell-tale sounds of little hands jiggling the handle of the locked door reqached our ears. Instinctively I knew it could only be one set of eager hands, unwilling to be patient until the nurses could come to unlock the door and let them through. Yes, the the familiar high-piched squeal of little Eric through the door confirmed it. Well, when the door opened he shot like a bullet straight across the room to me, a giant apple in his hands, yelling "DADDY!". The apple, of course, was for me. You see, every time I visit him, he saves the fruit from one of his meals to give to me as a present. Sometimes it is an apple, sometimes an orange. And they
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Dogs Have It Right
Consider handling every situation like a dog: If you can't eat it or screw it Piss on it and walk away
A Special Birthday In The House
I just wanted to let you all know it's my friend Randy's Birthday today. Please stop by and wish him the best. Drop a Birthday comment, and if you can't find one. I have provided one for you here. I have known him for some time and he is really nice! He will return all love given... Randy@ fubar here's a pic to drop off to him, if you don't have one in mind: This Birthday Pimpout Brought was brought to you by: ~/~Sassy Laurie~/~Please fan, rate, sign Guestbook ~MEMBER OF THE SYNDICATE~@ fubar just a collage note tagged
Catering, Wine, And "bud"
So last night I had to cater. I like catering. It's fun and you get to meet a ton of interesting people. The job last night was for a wedding rehearsal so it was small...about 60-80 people. At about ten to nine, the groom asked the head bartender, Steven, if he could go get more wine cause the amount the groom bought was not enough so he gave Steven $200 to go get more wine. Steven then asked one of the kitchen staff if they could go with him and I immediately volunteered since I was bored out of my mind and needed to get out of there. Well, here comes the fun part. Where the catering job was, it was in the middle of what would be considered the "ghetto" part of Cleveland. It's not bad in the daytime but when it reached nighttime, it's pretty scarry. Well, he and I went to a couple places which we thought would have sold wine but they didn't. We then came upon a store that was called "Beer and Wine". Ok, cool, we found a place. We got out of the car and started to walk towar
Im So Tired Of People
Im so tired of having to defend myself to people,Im sick of being accused when people come to their own conclusion with out asking first what I ment,I believe there is only one person who truly cares for me,really thinks of me as an "angel"you know who you are,thank you for never judging me. I feel all I do is apologize,when there are times I dont believe Im wrong,I try to be nice to everybody and all it does is blow up in my face,so Im done no more apologies,no more making others happy I cant deal anymore
Dont F*#% With Me
Seriously, boys. Stop fucking with me. I am fucking sick of all the goddamn bullshit I have to put up with. My last blog addressed all the losers trying to look at me naked, get me to talk dirty, whatever. This blog is for the uys who are supposed to be my friends. And the ones who acted all sweet at first, and them BAM! They're starting in on the dirty talk all of a fucking sudden. 1. If you have a girlfriend or wife, TELL ME UP FRONT. I fucking hate, hate, HATE getting into something with a taken man. We can be friends, but come on. Stop fucking lying to me. 2. If you're trying to get with me, don't act like I'm the only one you want if I'm not. Really, boys. It's easy. Don't say I am the only one you want if you're really also trying to get someone else's attention. Even just online, THAT'S FUCKING LAME. 3. I don't want a commitment. So stop fucking trying to push one on to me. My fucking god!!! I will NOT be your girlfriend. Date me and all that good shit, but you WILL
Beware Of Garbage Trucks
Beware of Garbage Trucks How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly one can get back their focus on what's important. Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened. I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches! The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was fr
Where Is The Love?
I have helped people level up when they post things like "1200 to go" in their status message. I have helped friends out with contests (comment bombing) and I have even gone as far as creating shout outs for all the people who I thought were my friends. Where is the love??? All I asked of anyone is to just drop about 100 comments on a pic for me in the contest that I have entered and no one has returned any favors except for a very few. Why should I have to feel like I need to join a bombing family just to have "friends" to back me up??? Yes, I'm pissed and extremely disappointed in a lot of my friends. Especially one in particular (he knows who he is) who just won a VIP all thx to me and another friend who emptied out our comments on his pic every day! So.. point of this blog (other than to bitch-fest) is to let everyone know that I am going to do an inventory of my friends list. Everyone who is a fair-weather friend is going to be deleted. This isn't MySpace where
Welcome to another RANT by me urs truly, J tt w f HW С... ok where do i start? hrmm..... ok.. like this is how its gonna be ill play too i dont GAF.... k.. I am so Effin sick n tired of reposting everyone's bulletins and no one reposting mine (cept those in my lounge) Will even repost one.. Yeah sure I know alot of my friends dont do lounges.. but have you ever thought that maybe one of your FRIENDS might care? so here goes nothing,. I'm soo not even making a bulletin,(for others) im not reposting any of yours.,till i see pplz repostin mine.. Ok thanks for reading my rant... Love, always... J tt w f HW С Po0f
My Love For You Is Real
Sometimes at night, When I look to the sky, I start thinking of you, And then ask myself "why?" "Why do I love you?" I think and smile, Because I know, The list could run on for mile. The whisper of your voice, The warmth of your touch, So many little things, Make me love you so much. The way you support me, Even my silly notions, The way that you care, And show such devotion. The way that your kiss, Fills me with desire, And how you hold me, With the warmth of a fire. The way your eyes shine, When you look at me, Lost with you forever, Is where i want to be. The way that I feel, When you are by my side, A sense of completion, And overflowing pride. The dreams that I dream, That all involve you, The possibilities that I see, The things that we can do. How you finish the puzzle, That lies inside my heart, How deep in my soul, You are a very important part. I could go on for days, Telling of what I feel, But all you really must know
Quiet Emotions
Quiet Emotions I always wanted more from you than you were willing to give; So now we've gone our separate ways each with different lives to live. The bond will always be there the friendship always intact; But the time for us has come and gone and the pages of time, you can't turn back. I will always be a friend to you and wonder how you are; The smiles and laughter I will remember and our fights have become painless scars. Sometimes on those busy days when you've a thousand things to do; Please let me glide slowly through your mind and spend some time with you. In that quiet moment when you're surprised to find me there; Just remember even with the distance between us I am still someone who cares.
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Hard Word To Say
Hard Word To Say Why cant you say the word The hurtful word goodbye How long can I linger How much longer will I cry Have I played the fool Been a fool long enough Yes, I do know this, Yet good-byes are really rough A word I do not like I would rather say gday Waiting, patiently, lingering Still on my mind you prey I know it will be hard Good-byes are what I fear Still open without closures I dry up another tear One day it will come Maybe soon that fateful day I still think its difficult Good-bye's so hard to say
The Cookie Jar
You can rig up a house with all manner of things, the prayer rugs of sultans and princes and kings, you can hang on it's walls the old tapestries rare which some dead egyptain once treasured with care, but though costly and gorgeous its furnishings are it must have to be home like, an old cookie jar. There are just a few things that a home must possess besides all your money and all your succes, a few good old books which some loved one has read, some trinkets of those whose sweet spirits have fled, and then in the pantry not shoved back too far for the hungry to get to, that old cookie jar. Let the house be a mansion, I care not at all, let the finest of pictures be hung on each wall, let the carpets be made of the richest velour, and the chairs only those which great wealth can procure, I'd still want to keep for the joy of my flock that harmony, old fashioned, well filld cookie crook, Like the love of the mother it shines through our years, it has paid u
On Schedule
ok, the contest will begin Monday....I will send everyone entered in it a link to their picture prior to the start.... I have 18 contestants at this time...I know I said 15, but the more the merrier I guess...and if anybody else wants to join before Monday, it works for me:D dont forget that it is up to the contestants to pimp themselves out...I will promote the contest, but I can not help any one person, it wouldn't be fair...:D oh, and there are no default winners no matter how much I luv you or how sexy you are!!!:P I want to thank CC for reposting my bulletin too!!
Woot Woot
Yep..gonna make myself my first drink of the night..gonna comment the hell out of myself...gonna rate some and comment some...hopefully level so I don't run out of comments on this contest pic..and I'll probably take pics later too...can you believe it?..LMAO click the pic and comment....I'm drowning!
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter." A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say the whole "F" word, the Rottweiler ate him!
Look Into My Eyes
Look Into My Eyes When You look into my eyes, do you see the true me? Do you see I am sweet, and caring? Do you see I am giving and forgiving? Do you see my Love for you? When I look at your eyes I stop myself from crying When I'm alone and think about your eyes I cry. I can't stop thinking that you'll never see the real me. That you'll never see beyond your past! You'll never see that I love you for you! One day I'll be gone - gone for good! Gone from this world. No matter what happens, my eyes will one day close And forever rest in peace. But will I ever be completely gone? Just maybe everytime you close your eyes In your mind there you'll see I loved you for you And only wanted you to love me for me!!!
To See Past My Programming
You want me to see past my programming, then you must try to see past your doubts. One could do worse than see the 1990s science fiction show "Star Trek: Voyager" as a postmodern retelling of Homer's epic poem the Odyssey. Both the Federation starship Voyager and Odysseus' fleet (the Ithacan king DID have more than one ship) are returning home from very far away (though I'm guessing even the mythical 12th century B.C. hero would have been hard pressed to make it across the galaxy). This analogy's been on my mind for some time, but watching one episode yesterday while the kids were sleeping brought it home. Simply put, the fifth season episode "Warhead" had its title character, a literal weapon of mass destruction (sound familiar?), attempt to commandeer Voyager in order to fulfill its primary mission of detonating over an enemy target. When the Voyager crew discovers it's actually a weapon -- which they didn't know at first, Janeway and her crew attempt to disarm it without des
A True Friend
I have this friend whos the greatest woman in the world, shes slightly older than me but shes good at helpin a nigga in his time of need, whenever i have a problem shes always there to talk to, no matter what no matter who she can keep my head right so i dont let the nut case loose, we maybe in seperate states diffrent timme zone but i can always rely on her 2 be at home, i say this now i say this here to my dear friend u mean the world to me and i hope our frindship will never end
My Dear Friend By: Sharon Gay Watson Seven long years we talked and fought, But I will cherish the memories you brought, We each in our own way loved one another, And in my heart allways you will remain my brother. Your eyes light up shadows and your smile melts a heart, Just your hello was a real fine way for friends to start, You listened, you laughed and you broke down my walls, I never quite knew how a body felt when it falls. Memories will last allways until we meet up above, I feel your ams around me, and your voice shows me love, You walk in my dreams and you tell me to hang on now, But I feel so lost that I do not know how. Go travel through mountains and valleys so deep, We shall be companions in both of our sleep, Don't ever say bye, don't ever let go, Your friends all around still love you so. ************************************************* In Our Memories By: Sharon Gay Watson Piercing eyes that strike to the heart, A stern look which
Lonely Nights
LONELY NIGHTS Staring into the darkness, As sleep escapes once more. I climb out of my lonely bed, And silently pace the floor. Trying not to think of you, But it happens every time. Just when I try to forget for a while, You go drifting across my mind. The thoughts of you are never far, Your memory lingers there. In every song I hear your name, Your face is everywhere. The sound of your voice rings in my ears, I feel the touch of your hand. I feel you pulling me close in your arms, I'm trying to understand. How did I come to love you so? How can I make this love die? I just can't do the impossible, I don't even want to try. So I crawl back into my lonely bed, And wipe away my tears. I look back on the happy times, To help drive away my fears. If all I have are dreams of you, Then I'll guard them like a treasure. For every thought I have of you, Can only bring me pleasure. I pull my pillow closer, Pretend it's you by my side; Then drift away in dr
What Evey Kiss Means
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________
Kissin War
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Ok, I still have no idea what a blog is, so I'm going to do this and you're going to tell me if it qualifies. I was outside smoking while intoxicated last night. When I'm smoking alone, I pace up and down the sidewalk. I have my work truck parked outside the house (picture in album) and I walked past the truck, and turned around and walked back. A cop happened to be driving down the street when I did that. He shined his spotlight on me and drove up. He asked me what I was doing, and I told him I was just out smoking. I guess he thought I looked suspicious since I walked past the truck and turned around as a cop was coming. :P Never thought I would get pulled over just for smoking outside my house. Just thought I would share.
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Cleaning The Furnace
Last night Pa said to Ma, "My dear it's gittin' on to fall it's time I did a little job I do not like at all. I wish that I was rich enough to hire a man to do the durty work around this house an' clean up when he's through, but since I'm not, I'm truly glad that I am strong an' stout, an' ain't ashamed to go my self an' clean the furnace out." Then after supper Pa put on his overalls an' said, he'd work down in the cellar till twas time to go to bed, he started in to rattle an' to bang an' poke an' stir, an' the dust began a climbin up through every register till Ma said "goodness gracious go an' shut those things up tight or we'll all be suffocated an' the house will be a sight." Then he carted out the ashes in a basket an' a pail, an' from cellar door do alley he just left a ashy trail. Then he pulled apart the chimney an' twas full of something black, an' he skinned most all his knuckles when he tried to put it back, we could hear him talkin' awful an' Ma lo
Im With Stupid
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Gifts In Gift Box????
What the heck has happened??? My gifts received and sent have totally disappeared -- have yours???? Hopefully the powers that be will be fixing that soon!! :D
Shout Box Broke!?
ohhh no my shout box wont come up! that makes me sad cause i love talkin tot people on there. if you wanna chat tho add me on yahoo...heather_lee_foo
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The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent
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When Our Bodies Come To Meet
When I see you I can feel you In my soul - my heart takes flight. I can hardly wait to taste you In the darkness of the night. I feel your breath so hot and sweet Circling in my soul. When our bodies come to meet It's then that I feel whole.
Wet With You
Wet with you showering with you nothing between us but bubbles vanishing as silently as we touch in wetness together
In The Heat Of The Moment
In the heat of the moment, wild passions flare. Tongues, teeth and finger tips, aching to touch and share. Invisible boundaries designed, to quell this heat with a shiver and a chill. Anticipation the red flame, that melts an iron will. Passions born of hell, yet known to God as pleasure. Finger tips burn skin, while touching lighter than a feather. A dance in near darkness, awakes once more this passion. Erotic this crucifixion, outdated by modern fashion. The world slips away, as we dance in the fire. Lips touching skin , animalistic this desire. The tempo grows quicker, hips interlocked not breaking. Hearts pound, brain whirls at this risk we are taking. The CD a rumble, like distant thunder. Passion riding the storm, of this spell I'm under. Lips along jawlines, passion threatens to burn us. Forged far below, in Hades' own furnace. Lips brushing lips, searing the flesh. Bodies interlocked, as to the music we mesh. The beat so st
Chicago male, 6ft 1 185Lbs, looking to find that lighting again, do you and tour mate have sex and you are thinking about what to make for supper, or does she read a magazine while you are screwing and asks you to turn the pages for her? Do you have to wake her up when you are done? Does your husband cut a notch in the bedpost when you are finished, does she chew gum in your ear when you are trying to cum? Well if you answered yes to any of these questions, you are my clone! Like to make people laugh and tell jokes, if you ever want some sexy photos of me e-mail me, if you are breathing you are my kind of person, bbw, short tall, skinny, small I dont care me for fun....hug....kiss
Special Moments
Time and space explode together, stars shoot to infinity. Nothingness surrounds, enveloping, soothing. Eyes close, mind floats into another dimension. Acutely aware, feeling the slightest touch, magnifying, peaceful. Breath shallow, softly caressing, zephyrs of desire. Ageless words, encapsulated in the air. Tenderness, silence. Movement slows, imperceptible, the lightest contact says all. Nothing more is needed, anymore impossible. Tracing fingers over skin, the intimacy heightened. Exploring, touching in a new way, gently, daringly. Beating heart, felt totally. Head pressed on chest, closely, listens to the heart, jumping, loving. Skin touches warm flesh. Total surrender of self. Two are as one, thrilling, confiding. Eyes gaze into beauty. Complete adoration, shines through. Seeing into the soul, totally, revealing. Lovers close, outside time, enjoying the moments of bliss, drowning in the love. Together, f
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The Declaration Of Love
If I were a sailor I would dive deeply Into the ocean of your silky hair Where the waves are lost towards infinity Up to the perfume of a sweet love affair. If I were a swimmer I would drown with lies Into your glittering crocodiles tears of sensitivity Where your diamond's quest will drive me As far as the lair of your soul's eyes If I were a philatelist I would take delight Of your mouth's line where the perfection Of your nectar will share the spotlight In the dessert of my collection. If I were a mountaineer I would climb up Your high mountain's legend Where the everlasting snows will only blow up When your pleasure come to an end. If I were a painter I would soak my brush Into your virgin forest ready to blush Where only a coolness torrent will flow At the banks' mouth before the afterglow. If I were a poet in love I would mix those taboo Into verses that will only look alike When my eccentric imagination would like To tell you without any regret..
A Night Of True Love
Staring up at the sky looking into the deepness. My mind is drifting getting lost in the burning diamonds shining their light upon me. They radiate the love and passion I feel deep inside myself right now. I yearn for you to be with me tonight. I savor each sensual kiss that bonds us. Tonight, for the first time, I am balanced between love and happiness. My body aches for your tender touch. I have to be honest, you're the only man I've ever wanted. Feeling your warm soft breath on my neck as you whisper sweet words I've been longing to hear you say. Words that prove the love you possess for me. Moving together in synch as we become one body... one heart, one soul--- one being. The tension and pleasure that was built up between us, now is released in a single massive explosion. Soft cries and muffled words are the only sounds that can be heard as we fall together against the comfort of the bed. The only blankets we use are each others arm
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12 Fun Things To Do At Wal-mart
Run up to an employee, 'preferably male, while squeezing your legs together and yell,' "i need some tampons!" TRY ON BRAS OVER YOUR CLOTHES While walking around the store, sing' in ''your voice "sex and candy" [by marcy playground] Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,'"i'think'we've got a code three in house wares, and see what happens. WHILE WALKING THROUGH THE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT ASK YOURSELF LOUD ENOUGH FOR ALL TO HEAR, "WHO BUYS THIS CRAP ANYWAY?" Put m&m's on layaway. Move "caution: wet floor" signs to ''carpeted areas. RANDOMLY THROW THINGS OVER NEIGHBORING ISLES When two or three people are walking ahead of you run between them yelling, "red rover!" Dart around suspiciously while 'humming' the theme to mission impossible. FILL AN ENTIRE CART WITH BOXES OF CONDOMS AND EVERYONE'S JAW DROP WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BUY THEM. Two words: marco. polo.
woohoo I get to go to a bachlorette party tonight! oh yeah we get to have sum drinks and have an awesum time i cant wait two hours left! but to all my chattin buddies u know im a point whore and ill be back b4 long lol
Our First Night
The first time we touched, you held me so tight that feeling I felt only felt so right. Things were moving kind of fast and I felt ashamed You made me feel so comfortable and said no one is to blame. You made love to me that night and also the next day Things went fast I wondered what you would say, You didn't say a word just held my hand, That made me feel closer to you.... you were that perfect gentleman. We are miles apart and I wonder when I will see you again, I can't wait till I kiss you, hold you, and just see you.... my friend.
Miscellaneous Quotes
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.--Wolfgang Pauli Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.--Lily Tomlin Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.--Pancho Villa-Last Words Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?--Heidi Sandige How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it.--Dennis the Menace I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.--W.C.Fields When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.--Henry Miller I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.--Charles Schultz Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.--Wilson Mizner Life is a sexually transmitted disease.--Anonymous Architecture is the art of how to waste space.--Philip Johnson Admiration, n: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.--Ambrose Bierce If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.--Samuel Goldwyn I'm still an atheist, than
Words I Live By...
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
More Deep Thoughts
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. If you were a poor Aztec with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me." When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking
I just ate 20 of those Yoghurts that are supposed to stop you feeling bloated, I'm totally stuffed. This stuff is Rubbish!!
It's bedtime and we lock the door put out the lights the day is o'er, all that can come of good or ill, the record of this day to fill is written down, the worries cease and old and young may rest in peace. We knew not when we started out what dangers hedged us all about, what little pleasuress we should gain, what should be ours to bear of pain. But now the fires are burning low and this day's history we know no harm has come. The laughter here has been unbroken by a tear, we've met no hurt to great to bear, we have not had to bow to care, the children all are safe in bed, there's nothing now for us to dread. When bedtime comes and we can say that we have safely lived the day. How sweet the calm that settles down and shuts away the noisy town, there is no danger now to fear until tomorrow shall appear. When the long bedtime comes and I in sleep eternal come to lie when life has nothing more in store, and silently I close the door, God grant my weary
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Deep Thoughts
Deep Thoughts Always remember, 49.9% of your friends are below average. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. 14% of Americans surveyed agree that Puerto Rico should not be the 51st state because "that extra star would make the flag look bad." 23% of Perot voters say, "The candidate I vote for usually loses." 17% of college graduates would punch themselves really hard in the face for $50. 28% of Americans think that our army's high-tech military equipment is too expensive to risk in combat. One third of American women agree that baseb
Ever Wonder Why...?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuc
Nose Picking Glossary
The Kiddie Pick When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! Camouflaged Kiddie Pick When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. Fake Nose Scratch When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. Making A Meal Out Of It You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. Surprise Pickings When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Pick Your Brains Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. Pick And Save When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot
Beware Of The Friday the 13th Virus... It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when company comes over. It will put a dead aardvark in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work. Friday 13th Virus will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card. It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. I
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather condi
The Gloves Joke
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Darling, I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I
Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate
20 Ways To Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?' 2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.' 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.' 5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!' 6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.' 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?' 9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.' 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!' 11. Say, 'Interesting.. more floaters than sinkers.' 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of you
You know you are from Michigan when.. 1. You've never met any celebrities. 2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point. 3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game. 4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian 5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right. 6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel. 7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre. 8. It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce and Faygo Pop. 9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac." 10. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day. 11. You bake with SODA and drink a POP. 12. The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary. 13. Your little league game was snowed out. 14. The word "thumb" has geographical meaning, rather than anatomical significance. 15. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on the back
It's All At The Co-op
Is it fuck as like!!! That is such a big lie in their adverts, I have never seen so little crammed into such a large space. There is better choice at the local garage! Co-Operative Retail Society you suck!
Advantages Of Being A Woman
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves
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The Piss Test
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine sampl
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On A Flight
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde, who's tired and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention; and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "it's your turn." She asks the law
Stress Relief
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch so
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. W. H. Auden (1907 - 1973)
The Goodnight Kiss
The Goodnight Kiss One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her Darling, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come
Voodoo Penis
A certain married couple had a very healthy sex life. They had sex everyday; in the shower, on the kitchen counter, everywhere imaginable. In fact the wife was somewhat of a nymphomaniac. One day the husband announced that he would be going on a week-long business trip. Deciding that she couldn't go the week without sex she decided to visit a sex shop after she dropped him off at the airport. She was looking at the selections of dildo's and could not find what she was looking for. She asked the man at the counter if he had anything really special. The man hesistated, looked around the shop, and took a deep breath, "I really shouldn't be showing you this, but you look like a very special lady." He took an old looking wooden box out from under the counter and removed the lid. As the woman looked inside she announced that it was just like any other in the store. The man said, "Ah, but you see, it most certainly is not! It is the voodoo penis and all you have to do is say "voodoo penis" a
You're Alive
You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act. Barbara Hall, A Summons to New Orleans, 2000
So What If I Do ??
What if I cared? What would you say? Would you accept my heart? Or just toss it away? Though we just met, Your eyes make me melt. The way you make me feel, it's been so long. You make my day with a smile, your eyes are so blue. They carry me away. Is this puppy love? Is it more? To early to say. You probably dont even know who you are. You probably couldnt care less. To you I am probably, just another chick on your "list" But to be yours, would be so surreal. To hold you just once, how would that feel? My body aches for you, My heart burns when you are around. And my thoughts are in the clouds, threatening to never come down. So what if I care? What should I do?
Can't Stop Fucking Up...
How is it that every time something is going good I seem to mess it up. I push him and I push him, and for what benefit. For him to walk away from me? Today is suppose to be a good day. I don't understand myself. I don't know if I want to. All I know is, that this man means everything to me. And now I have pushed him from me... Slipping from myself, I feel the wheel inside me turn. I'm water in the river, and I'm sand upon the shore. Never changing, but always moving. My heart beats to the rhythm of yours, tho you are so far away. The distance draws me closer, like the night draws out the bats. I push and I push, and yet I get no where. I love and I love, and I love you so much stronger. I don't want to go through this without you, and I don't want to cause you tears. It breaks my heart not being by your side, to kiss and love, and touch you. You're the stars in my sky, and your kiss could make me cry. Like the water flows in the river, never does it change.
The Drunk And The Cop
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Q: What Do You Do With 365 Used Rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
I Fianlly Started My New Job
Last night was the first night on my new job. Actually it isn't exactly new. I'm working for the same company just a new position. Things went well but I have so much to learn. Tonight I'm taking a note book to write down important things. There are so many codes and passwords to learn. I hope I can remember them all. The best part is I get to walk around and mingle with the customers. Before I was stuck in one little spot for 10 hours. Oh and did I forget? I get off a lot earlier. Last night my trainer and I got to break up a fight between two customers over a slot machine. Never a dull moment!!! I need to get a new pair of shoes. These were fine for standing still but walking in them is something else. And I have to carry 2 pouches with my equipment belted around my waist. I never realized how much $5000 , a calculator and a radio weighed so much. Oh yeah, and all my personal things...lip gloss, hand cream. peppermints, etc.... I hurt like hell when
The Blonde Police Car
A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car down a freeway. The brunette sees a police car in the rear view mirror. She asks the blonde to turn around and see if the police cars' lights are on. The blonde turns around and replys "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."
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Too Be Young Again
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Midnite Voom & Youveben Messer
Well, two of the people I know on sl, asked me to eb a guest at their wedding, and to be honest.. even now, I still have no clue who they are, but i went.. And I decided, to film what I could see... since SL as some of you know, is laggier then SHHHHH... This is what I came up with:
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I Wanna Be A Bear
Global Warming
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Aw Gee Whiz !
Queerest little chap he is, always saying, "Aw Gee Whiz!" needing something from the store that you've got to send him for and you call him from his play, then it is you hear him say, "Aw Gee Whiz!" Seems that most expressive phrase is a part of childhood days. call him in at supper time, hands and face all smeared with grime, send him up to wash and he answers you disgustedly, "Aw Gee Whiz!" When it's time to go to bed and he rather play instead, as you call him from the street, he comes in with dragging feet, knowing that he has to go, then it is he mutters low, "Aw Gee Whiz!" Makes no differnce what you ask of him as a little task, he has yet to learn that life crosses many a joys with strife, so when duty mars his play, always we can hear him say, "Aw Gee Whiz!"
Dirty Birdie
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Wishing All A Wonderful Weekend!
The Spirit in the Sky I have been reborn On the wings of this mighty steed. On the open highway, without bonds of civilization to distract or confine me. With the wind in my face, and the beauty of nature which surrounds me. Who am I to question why I am here or what is the purpose of my life? Suddenly, I am transformed into a fearless Indian chief, riding a dark horse with fiery exhausts for nostrils, Lightning and thunder emerge from its machine soul It has come to life, it obeys my every movement, It senses my moods. There is a brief transformation of the souls, suddenly the man, and the machine of the man become inseparable and indistinguishable I am the machine and it is me. The pulsations of my dark horse's metal soul meld with my heartbeat; the constant mesh of its gears emanates allowing us to reach synchronicity. Leaving the mortal world behind us, we are compelled to the realm of the mystic. Our journey has begun. For the moment, we have esca
Where To Hide
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Fuck Off Guys I'm Taken!
I swear why is it that guys can never leave me alone when I tell them I am taken and what not. It seriously pisses me off! they will never have a chance with me. I am with the man of my dreams and these other guys need to stop saying what they would do to me and shit. I don't want to hear it! Why can't they see I am happy with the one I have? I am not a random fuck or a friend with benefits. Go find some whore or slut to do that with. I know a couple of whores you could go fuck with and leave me alone. Assholes are never getting any of this. I love Andrew and he loves me and there is nothing anyone can do to break us up. Andrew is the one I'm going to marry and have kids with. So all you other men leave me the fuck alone!GRRR....
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Trial (courtroom)
Being on trial is a common dream event, although it sometimes gets acted out in uncommon ways. Our society is oriented towards problem-solving through litigation. The result is that lawsuits have become the new lottery of our era. Being tried for your actions in dreams can be a non-sense sort of dream insofar as you may be tried for something against which there are no laws. In addition, the roles of the court characters may be filled by friends, co-workers, a spouse, siblings or other family members. In dreams of this case, you may fear that your life is being over-scrutinized in waking. There may be secrets that you are keeping deep within the subconscious that need to be processed. If you are in one of the legal roles in your dream it is likely that you feel a need to protect yourself. This may be protection from the influences or dishonest conduct of others, or a general feeling that people are not leveling with you. If you are defending another, it may be that you feel life
When Will He Leave Me Alone
ok here is how it is I left my ex husband almost a year ago ,we went to court and I have custdy of all three of the boys he is always trying to say thing to get me back like Im going to take the insurence off your car I told him that I didnt care go ahead he tried too take the plates off my car and I got it registered anyway and now I have moved to augusta too get away from all the drama I lost my daughter and he is trying to say that my new man hit me in the stomache and killed her and thats not what happened at all all he is trying to do is make my new better life as difault he he possible as can and I am going to put that to a stop.John you can not control me any more andit pisses you off I dont love you and I havent for almost 3 years please just leave me alone and let me be happy with who I am with I love him more then words can say Please let me be happy and move on I am never coming back and i thought you would have relized that by now and stop running your face to my kids about
In The Beginning...
Greetings one and all...I guess this is the part where I try to say a little something about myself and in the process...try to not bore everyone half to death out there. It'll be hard, but here goes... I'm a pro wrestler, whose been in the busines somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 years. It feels like I've been in it a hell of a lot longer. I've been all across this country, back and forth more times than I care to count. Currently, you'll find me lost and wondering somewhere in the Paducah, Kentucky, area. Granted that could change at ANY minute, but for now, that's where I'm at. If you have any questions, comments, anything like that...feel free to drop them. I promise, I won't bite...too hard, well...unless you want me to, then we'll talk. Some interests of mine...I listen to about any and all types of music. Just depends on what I feel like listening to at the time. Same thing with movies, although my favorite movie of all time is "Shawshank Redemption." Love wat
Cant Wait
just wanted to announce to those that didnt know, Ali and I were FU-married last night...WOOP WOOP!! A big Thanks to DJ-Lucky , our Juggalo pastor. And to those that helped make it happen...MCL to ya!!..and ...ali, I love u baby...i am the luckiest Lette.To our Fam that wasnt there, we are sorry...we didnt mean to exclude ANYONE, it just kinda happened. We love ya all!!!MMFWCL!!
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New Pic Ideas
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This Is A Great Story Plz Repost
Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq . My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, 'Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him.' I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, 'What'd we get this time?' My son said they had the most fun with Marine X's package. Hm
Love Online...
Geez, how things have changed for me lately! I have no complaints about anything, but all good reports. Although, it's not the greatest thing in the world to hear, but yet, a divorce is in the future for me. Sad, but true. The end of a marriage of just 4 short years. But, I would rather it be short years than spending several years with someone that doesn't love me. As doors close on me, others open in their place. I have never felt as happy in my life than what I have felt with Kristy. She completes me in every way imaginable. She makes me laugh, I feel her pain, she feels mine. I actually feel like I'm part of someone when I am with her. She gives me a feeling that no one else has ever given to me. Kristy and I have only known each other just over 5 or 6 months now, but we have been seeing each other for just over a month. She came down to my little two bedroom apartment in South Point, Ohio back on July 30th and since then, her and I have been inseperable. I love
Saturday Links: Traveling Virus In Nj Tonight - Turn On Your Paltalk For Exclusive Video, Download The O&a Show, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Search Fe
The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, NJ tonight. If you can't make it to the show (or if you're gonna show up late) Turn on Your Paltalk if you want to catch exclusive video from backstage, and from the lunatics in the parking lot. They'll be on site all night, so you never know what the hell you're going to see. Hurry Up and log on now! As always, if you missed ANY of this week's shows, you can hear them online via Audible: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/24/07 (Sam eats steak, Car Crash Comedy) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/23/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/22/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/21/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/20/07 New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have TWO new pairs of boobies for you to check out (Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY!): RateMyWOW: Chloe Chanel RateMyWOW: Melissa Juliana The Next stop for the Trave
Why it is that at class reunions people feel younger than everyone else looks??
Do Your All
"Do your bit!" how cheap and trite seems that phrase is such a fright! "Do your bit! that cry recall, change it now to "Do your all! Do your all and then do more, Do what you're best fitted for, Do your utmost, do and give, you have but one life to live. Do your finest, do your best, don't let up and stop to rest, don't sit back and idly say, "I did something yesterday". Come on! here's another hour, give it all you have to power, here's another day that needs everybody's share of deeds. "Do your bit!" of course, but then do it time and time again, giving, doing all should be up to full capacity. Now's no time to pick and choose, we've a war we muct not lose. Do your duty great or small, do it well and do it all. Do by careful patient fiving, do by cheerful open giving, do by serving day by day at what ever post you may, do by sacrificing pleasure, do by scorning hours of leisure. Now to God and country give every minute that you live.
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Shout Box Dick Of The Day
She did not like my MuMM comment in her MuMM. Her name is Ghetto and Proud. I don't remember the question. My comment was *thinks the ghetto must be a strange place* So of course, start from the bottom. And yes I got blocked. Ghetto And...: no prob dick! ->Ghetto And...: So now that you know everything, will you get off my box? Ghetto And...: u can tell that by just talkin to u Ghetto And...: and ur a dick Ghetto And...: cause ur not opened minded that is why ->Ghetto And...: Hahhahahaahaa...........! and you know Ghetto And...: that u are sheltered ->Ghetto And...: what is your point? Ghetto And...: huh u think the ghetto is a strange place?wow shelter!
My Only Solace...
Lift up a stone and you will find him, Cherish the beauty in the world around us Not in buildings or crosses made by man Judge me, fuck you, stop playing god, Your forked tongue prophecies, Carelessly caressing the wounds of the weak People like you should be crucified, Then maybe just maybe you would have an idea Of what you are talking about. My only solace is that one day, Judgment will come for the wicked, then we will see who burns Raise up your head, unclasp your hands, Your weakness makes me tremble True strength comes from within And we were given this life to live, Not exist under standards, set by some bullshit rule book What prayers of yours, were ever answered, by degrading others Spare me your biblical back peddling nonsense For the people that you've hurt, and the being your dishonor, Your fall from grace, will finally justify my means Judge me and now you are me and what's worse You are now a traitor to your god Tell me Judas, how does it feel t
Oundthis On A Page And I Liked It.
NEVER say "I LOVE YOU" ~if you really don't care. NEVER talk about feelings ~if they aren't really there. NEVER hold my hand ~if you're gonna break my heart. NEVER say you're going to ~if you don't plan to start. NEVER look into my eyes ~if all you do is lie. NEVER say hi ~if you really mean good-bye. IF you really mean forever ~then just say that you will try. NEVER say forever ~cuz forever makes me CRY!
I Don't Feel Normal
When the Moon Sets That's when you're at your best I don't feel normal because I can write this poem from deep within, but no one else understands me? Or if they do, they just put me off until it's conveint with them. But I have a raging Soul, and I have to speak When only lonely crickets chirp Sounds more inviguating than a burp When you and I lay next to eachother I dream our daughter has a brother When your next to me I'm close to you When you're holding me I relax like an Alley cat When your lips touch mine I enjoy the best of the wine When we talk to God He listens When we read God He writes We listen When I've accepted him He keeps an eye for us
Random Thoughts
I wish people had the ability to say what they feel, and feel what they say. I can't stand ignorance. I've found that a slow, passionate kiss is far more appealing and arousing than just about anything that usually follows it. I have done things I'm not proud of, and yet I regret nothing. I have come in second where I wanted so badly to be first. I believe nothing is impossible, only improbable. I believe love is the greatest achievement of all, but remember that love comes in many forms. I give more than I receive to people that don't deserve it, and not enough to people that do, but that's going to change. I think laughter is real magic, but most of all I am just like you...searching for something...I'm tired of being used and treated badly by people who don't deserve me. No excuses
Great Mn...ugh
Alright, braved the Minnesota State Fair today. Nothing like a fair to make you hate people even more. People are so freakin inconsiderate of others. My mom had ankle surgery a month ago so she had to use one of those motorized carts to enjoy the festivities. Well, somehow she became completely invisible on that thing. She's on a big cart but somehow people didn't see her. Was nearly impossible to go anywhere because people would just cut her off as she was going. Like somehow she'd slow them way down if they had to stop for 5 seconds to let her pass. I feel bad for people who are always in wheelchairs and things. I truly wonder if they see that kind of inconsiderate behavior constantly. The state fair is also known as the Great Minnesota Get Together. Should be called the "Great Minnesota Let's Get Fatter Together". I'm not sure if its just that type of envrionment draws in obese people or what, but seriously I really don't know how MN can be one of the healthiest states. I know,
Notice The Love - Be Nice!!!
Sadly nobody has heart anymore. This world is pure and selfish. The morals have disappeared along with manners. People just can't say anything nice. Too many people are mean for no reason. Everyone worries too much about pointing the blame instead of fixing the situation. It's the common think before you act. It's the simple please and thank you. The little things that go unnoticed. The forgivable and the forgotten. A tragedy of demise. It's the suspense that keeps you weak in your knees. That look. The one. You know the look. You ask yourself should i be ashamed? Why is this world full of such hate? It's never about responsibility just the fortune and fame. The waste of passion. It's the ones that go unnoticed from day to day, the ones who know everything about you but you don't even know their name. Someday just maybe you will realize it's not about you. I would never wish bad things on someone but, karma will return the favor. If you break it you buy it. The world is too big to be f
Deleting Page
photos will be posted soon have to lok over them first.
Our Family Friend Is In Trouble!
Cherie'~Proud Member of Native_Rebels~Squaw Elder@ fubar Last night, Cherie was bringing in from outdoors some things, when lightening and thunder struck the neighbors yard, causing her to jump and fall, striking her head. After talking with her a short while ago, I urged her to go to the hospital and her neighbor said she would take Cherie. From our conversation, I am certain she has suffered concussion. She wasn't very coherent, felt dizzy and nauseous and had trouble concentrating. I am very concerned and am praying for her now. Please join me, and let's all show her some love and consideration!
Going 2 Western Wisconsin Technical College!
I AM GOING 2 WESTERN WISCONSIN TECHNICAL COLLEGE! I start classes On Monday, Auguest 27th, 2007. I am sooo excited and a little nervous. Wish me the best of luck everyone! SMOOCHES AND HUGS! XOXOXOXOXOXs! Dark_lylith_666
We're Back!
So Ryan and I went out to my uncles property last night and camped.....My uncles was gone fishing so we hung out with his fiance and my cousins and there old men......We had a great time! Played quarters in the dark lol and went through 3 bottles between pretty much just 4 of us...... oh yeah this morning was great! So we have some fun tastic pictures that we took and I will get them up on here soon! Woot!
Wanna Join
Well Be Gone 4 A Few Days
just too let yall know i will be offline starting monday for a few days i am having surgery done so depends on how well that goes well determine how long iam off here maybe be on monday who know show me some love love& respect david
Quitting Again..
My third attempt to quit smoking, I smoked my last cigarette hours ago, Emptied every ashtray and disposed of them. Now its just a waiting game, Until i start freaking out and looking for butts or anything i can smoke. Then after that its not so bad. I'll pop more pills and get really stoned,and drift off,Till the addiction runs dry.It should be fully gone in about 5 days,Ive gone about 3 days before..I really wanna make it through the 3rd day. I can do it
A Friend
Thank you Ocean50M ....loved the heels...will take pics and send to you with them all on! And maybe a few extra special ones...kisses babe!
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To All Concerned
An Elemental Boudoir
With a fevered body and a molten heart, I inhabit my own elemental boudoir. I see it: a strange vision. The landscape is scorched and entirely carpeted with ash and soot from the constant forest fires and the rivers of lava which never cool enough to set. Theres no sun, no daylight, just the deep blood-red glow of a rich observing moon. The sky is heavy and brooding. Its heavy with passion. My heart has become a world of its own and Im crawling naked through its earth. I want to be covered in it. But I dont want to be the only one writhing around on this carpet of soot. Im on my hands and knees, burning. Im looking into the woods in the distance - a colossal black forest of smouldering bare trees. Im hoping to see something moving in the shadows - a wild creature with penetrating eyes thats going to come and ravage my body and consume my soul. Hes going to murder me with his eyes and fuck me back to life. If I dont see him, lurking in the blackness, Im going
Our Season Quest
We started our quest this week to hold onto our number ranking in the country. Yes our college team from our very small school in the mountains of NC is the number one ranked cycling team in the country in Div I. This week we started racing with a day of racing in Asheville and Charlotte. This weekend we are in Atlanta training for Track Nationals in three weeks in San Diego. It looks like this year we should be able to attain a top three finish.(we were fourth last year) Then six weeks later we host the College Mountain Bike National Championships. Looking to improve on out third place finish from last year. Then just six weeks after that we head to Kansas to defend our National title at Cyclo Cross Nationals. So if you happen to see the Lees-McRae College trailer or just a LMC rider in your area, give them a thumbs up and a cheer!
Army Seven Core Values
1. Loyalty is the faithful adherence to a person, unit, or Army. It is the thread that binds our actions together and causes us to support each other, our superiors, our family, and our country. Supporting a superior or a program even though it is being openly criticized by peers or subordinates requires courage and loyalty. A loyal intermediate would try to explain the rationale behind the decision and support the decision maker. When we establish loyalty to our soldiers, the unit, our superiors, our family, and the Army we must be sure the "correct ordering" of our obligations are being accomplished and not the easiest. There is no clear rule as to which comes first. Sometimes it will be the service, sometimes the family, and sometimes the soldier. Open criticism and being disloyal to leaders, soldiers, and the Army destroys the foundation of the organization and results in diminished mission accomplishment. However, loyalty should not be confused with blind
When I Become Famous
This for my friends, my fans and people who like reading what I have to offer. One of these days it will all come together for me and I'll enjoy the fruits of my efforts and labors. I'll need a huge mansion so I can have all my real good friends over for a pool party. I'll have a shark tank too, so if you think you're gonna crash my party - think twice. If I wind up on Cribs then you'll see how I like to live and relax. I have 1 dream car, a Lambourghini Murcielago, other than that I would get another Harley and have a nice car for nights out, and an everyday car to get my stuff done with. I don't need more cars than there are days of the week. I plan on being smart with my money and my time. But believe me when I can I will always make time for my friends, just like I do now. My style won't change, I won't be trendy and jumping onto the latest fashions unless they suit my personal taste. I will always be someone who can hang out in jeans and a t-shirt and be just fin
The Light That Blinds
this is a song from shadows fall it means a lot to me, alot of people dont stop and hear the song and what it really means so i thought i would post this one. The Light That Blinds a crack froms in the foundation fault line through your defenses illuminating the essence once clouded by a myth store bought conformity force-fed duality, i warp reality the comfort that you will find, as you remain hidden. the light betrays, casting your true self away, they remain blinded. as vanity possesses me i am turning further away gripped by a belief in empty words driven by a need to prove the shell may wither but the fire burns eternal. you hide behind ...cower... the light that blinds will never find what burns inside you remain blind behind the light the light that blinds by shadows fall.
Tampons To The Rescue In Iraq!
Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq . My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, 'Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him.' I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, 'What'd we get this time?' My son said they had the most fun with Marine X's package. H
Busch Driver Standings
RANK DRIVER POINTS BEHIND 1 -- Carl Edwards 3743 Leader 2 +1 David Reutimann 3053 -690 3 -1 Kevin Harvick 3028 -715 4 -- Jason Leffler 2921 -822 5 -- David Ragan* 2841 -902 6 -- Bobby Hamilton Jr. 2704 -1039 7 -- Stephen Leicht 2615 -1128 8 +1 Greg Biffle 2585 -1158 9 -1 Marcos Ambrose* 2553 -1190 10 -- Mike Wallace 2477 -1266 11 -- Matt Kenseth 2322 -1421 12 +3 Clint Bowyer 2275 -1468
Race Results : Food City 250
FIN ST CAR DRIVER MAKE SPONSOR PTS/BNS LAPS STATUS 1 23 9 Kasey Kahne Dodge 2 1 38 Jason Leffler 3 10 99 David Reutimann 4 20 5 Kyle Busch 5 25 21 Scott Wimmer 6 19 6 David Ragan * 7 18 88 Brad Keselowski * 8 16 2 Clint Bowyer 9 30 126 Jamie McMurray 10 27 20 Aric Almirola 11 21 60 Carl Edwards 12 39 35 Bobby Hamilton Jr. 13 4 22 Mike Bliss 14 14 37 Greg Biffle 15 9 42 David Stremme 16 6 33 Kevin Harvick 17 2 18 Brad Coleman * 18 36 156 Danny O'Quinn Jr. 19 24 24 Casey Mears 20 26 90 Stephen Leicht 21 35 16 Travis Kvapil 22 29 27 Johnny Sauter 23 38 344 Dale Jarrett 24 13 211 Jason Keller 25 7 170 Mark Green 26 33 14 Kyle Krisiloff * 27 22 77 Bobby Labonte 28 11 12 Ryan Newman 29 34 47 Kelly Bires 30 43 72 D.J. Kennington 31 41 36 Brent Sherman 32 5 66 Steve Wallace 33 8 41 Reed Sorenson 34 15 17 Matt Kenseth 35 31 7 Mike Wallace 36 28 10 Brian Vickers 37 12 59 Marcos Ambrose * 3
Been hunting up a job! Almost no food in house and have bills to pay..any suggestions?
When Day Is Done
When day is done and the night slips down, and I've turned my back on the busy town, and come once more to the welcome gate where the roses nod and the children wait. I tell myself as I see them smile that life is good and its tasks worth while. When day is done and I've come once more to my quiet street and the friendly door, where the mother reigns and the children play and the kettle sings in the old-time way, I throw my coat on a near by chair and say farewell to my pack of cares. When day is done all the hurt and strife and the selfishness and the greed of life are left behind in the busy town, I've ceased to worry about renown or gold or fame and I'm just a mom content to b with her girl and her hum.
I don't do contests, commment bombings, etc. etc. Nor do I care about "rankings". If that's what you're into, more power to you. But I'm not going to sit there and comment/rate/etc. endlessly. It bores me. I'll go through and rate pictures, because I enjoy looking at pictures. And I'll leave a comment or two if something pops into my head. But I'm not going to comment just for the sake of commenting. And also, I don't do Lounges. I checked them out, and they're not my sort of place. If you feel the need to unfriend me or whatever because I'm not helping you win a contest, that's your perogative. I'm just here to chill, socialize, and "people watch"
Very True
Crearivity Has got to start with humanity, And when you're a human being, you feel, you suffer. By Marilyn Monroe
Clan Farquharson
Clan Farquharson of Invercauld is a HIghland Scottish clan. The clan hails from Aberdeenshire and is a member of the Chattan Confederation. Orgins of the Clan Farquhar-from the Gaelic word 'fear' and 'char' meaning 'dear one.' Fhionnlaigh-from the Gaelic 'fionn' and 'laoch' meaning 'bright warrior' The name derives its name from Farquhar Shaw, 4th son of Alexander "Ciar" Mackintosh of Rothiemurchus, 5th Chief of the Clan Shaw, who settled in the Braes of Mar, the source of River Dee. His descendants took the name Farquharson. 16th Century & Anglo-Scottish Wars Farquhar Shaw's son, Donald Farquharson, married Isobel Stewart, heiress of Invercauld, however, it was their son, Finla Mor who has become known as the first real Farquharson. He was killed during the Battle of Pinkie in 1547 ages 60, where he was the Kings Standard Bearer. As the army descended toward the sea he was killed by a cannon ball fired from one of the enemy ships. His body lies interred in the c
You Know The World Is Going Crazy When...
Chris Rock's Quote of the Year: You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U. S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Have a good day!!
You scored as Fire fairy, You have a fiery personality and people dont usually like you for that. but your a very smart person for your age and would love to take over the fire element if possible and kill all of your enemies. You go girl!Fire fairy58% Earth fairy46% Air fairy28% Spirit fairy26% Water fairy26% What type of element fairy are you?created with
Wrecking Stuff Is Fun
You scored as Tank Commander, You are the most destructive fool in this quiz, you like power, big guns, cruching cars, and a lot of other things that have to do with mahen and explosionsTank Commander85% Sniper80% Foot Soldier60% What soldier would you be in the iraq war?created with
Ladies, Gents, I will make this short and sweet. A gentleman has informed me that I am SUPPOSED to rate everyone with a 10. I politely, or rather smartassedly informed him if that was the case, why are there other numbers on the scale? And as though he wanted to make me feel guilty, he sends me a message that states that even though i gave him an 8, hes giving me a 10. Uhm...Ill level with yall. I like being rated. Its nice to see what people really think. I dont let it affect me to the point that I have to get upset over it, but its nice. If you wanna rate me a 1, do it. If you wanna rate me a 10, do it. Its all up to you. I cant change how you feel about rating me. So if you wanna flame me about rating you a freakin 8 or whatever, dont waste your time. Im gonna read, laugh, delete. ALWAYS in that order...
No Car ...ggrr
Saturn's Day
Event Horizon Walmart is all in one entertainment for the eyes... never know what the hell you're gonna see. Never would've thought that Walmart would have the element of surprise! It's a credit to the Walmartians that inhabit the place. World class entertainment at its finest... trust me. I've seen a lot of Walmarts in my adventures, but have yet to see a different one... each Walmartian bearing a semi-coagulated, somewhat interested glaze in their eyes. I find that kind of shit entertaining. My glaze is altogether different from the average hollow look of the casual Walmartian... my glazes is because I'm lit the fuck up when I go to Walmart. Being high is the ultimate way to enjoy any sort of visual entertainment... Stoner 101... get it right. Our current Walmart is brand new. That makes it a novel, but nightmarish playground. It would make one hell of a video game, just put timers on the carts and see who really gets out alive... who really is the avid consumer... right
You scored as Sniper, Sniper! you like to be concealed, away from the enemy, and in some tough spots that never make the headlines. what the world don't know won't hurt em'Sniper60% Foot Soldier45% Tank Commander25% What soldier would you be in the iraq war?created with
Damn It
i see more children all the time is fubar adult site or not
'free!!' Plz Watch! This Is Wonderful!!!
She called... Blacks, Whites...wait African Americans and Caucasians, Asians, excuse me. Vietnamese, Philipenes, Koreans and Jamaicans or Haitans, waitin' Hispanics y'all. Please be paitent Mexican, Puerto Ricans, Venezualean, Cuban, Dominican, Panamanian Democrats I beg your pardon, you partied with the late, great Reagan? Republican, Independent, Christian, Catholic, Methodist, Baptist, 7th Day Adventist, 5 Percenters, Hindu, Sunii Muslim, Brothers and Sisters who never seen the New York city skyline when the twin towers still existed. But still She called. From the bowels of Ground Zero she sent this 911 distress signal. Because She was in desperate need of a hero, and didn't have time to decipher what to call 'em, so she called 'em all Her children. The children of the stars and bars who needed to know nothing more than the fact that she called. The fact that someone attempted to harm us this daughter who covered us all with her loving ar
New Treatment For People That Are Choking
A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee
Please Read And Tell Me What U Think On This Situation
a while back i was on the phone wit someone and they was telling me that it wasn't fair that he couldn't find a g/f that all the skinny chicks were taking and that he was jealous of them. so i said okay umm well why u looking for a skinny chick date a big woman and his response was i don't date big woman they ain't f*ckable nor date able. and i was wondering why does he think that u know. so i asked him why judge a woman by her size and all he could say was i am friends with big woman but wouldn't date them. my friend is dating a big woman and i want to ask him why but it would be rude he says. im a big woman and i asked him why did he call me and ask me that he said cause ur my friend. so i had to set there listen to him put big woman down it hurt me so bad i didn't know what to say. my point is that god put us on this earth the way he wanted us to be on this earth. that what i tried to tell him and he kept on sayin aww here is theis speach again. i just dont understand why guys
Matthew Finally Joins Fubar
Today I Have Talked Matthew TO Getting A Profile Here!! I'm Super Stoked And Can't Effin Wait!! He's The Best Friend I've Ever Had In This Whole Entire World...Has Been For Years.
43 Weeks
43 weeks and 9 to go to 52
You scored as The Queen, The Queen75% The Drone75% Ellen Ripley65% The Warrior55% The Runner45% Which Rank of Alien Are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
Tattoo And Peircing
Today I went and got my pussy tattooed for my Master and my breats pierced.I enjoyed doing this for him even though it hurt very much.
Free Agent
You scored as god like assassin, you are a vary good assassin and kick assgod like assassin58% good assassin58% bad assassin25% how assassin like are youcreated with
Question For Vip
This is my first month using the VIP...just wondering when it re-news itself at the beginning of next month - do we get points another set of points? Also, I am going to be gone (fo really within the hour and won't be home until pretty late tonight....I have 50 11's left - first to respond get's 'em ALL! On your mark....get set....GO! lol
~finley Name~
Finley- Very numerous: Scottish/Irish, a branch of Clan Farquharson, also used for O' Fionnghalaigh (Fennelly) in Midlands. Fennelly & Fennell have been associated with the Ormond country since the fourteenth century. It appeared from time to time in the Ormond Deeds from 1324 onwards as Fynnel and the context suggest that these men were of Anglo-Norman not Gaelic stock. The name is found in the Justiciary Rolls in 1295 as de Fynaly. On the other hand O'Fynewil occurs in the Fiants between 1570 & 1600 always in Co. Kilkenny. In the next century Petty's "cenus" lists them both as principal Irish names in Co. Offaly. Through the centuries the Finley family was affiliated with many different clans through marriage. The Clan Farquharson claims the Finley family as a sept or directly affiliated family, entitled to clan rights including the use of the Clan Tartan. Slainte ~Irish Goddess~
For People Who Responded To Thinking
Thank you for all that replied ti my mumm. Those that thouhgt I was drinking I wasnt and my two year old didnt write it.Thank you for the postive points made on really meet nice people and making great friendships.Those that were mean, you are the people I was talking about just out for points or kicks of hurting someones feelings or to see what they can get. Well I an glad I am not like those people. And a;so I am glad there really are nice people here.
Friends are like dimonds you cherish them for ever. But only your greatest friends will stand by you no mater what the road my take you.
Oh Hey!
So for the first time in a little bit I'm on in the weekend! Go fig! LOL! Not lasting long cause I gotta go shopping with my sis. Thought I'd say hi to everyone though. :D
Torn = (
I thought I saw a man brought to life He was warm, he came around like he was dignified He showed me what it was to cry Well you couldnt be that man I adored You dont seem to know, dont seem to care what your heart is for But I dont know him anymore Theres nothing where he used to lie My conversation has run dry Thats whats going on, nothings fine Im torn Im all out of faith, this is how I feel Im cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real Im wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn Youre a little late, Im already torn So I guess the fortune tellers right Should have seen just what was there and not some holy light To crawl beneath my veins and now I dont care, I have no luck, I dont miss it all that much Theres just so many things that I cant touch, Im torn Im all out of faith, this is how I feel Im cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real Im wide awake and
A Heartwarming Story
Subject: The Elephant story- really great!!! I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting... Really worth reading. In 1986, Jay Turnbull was on vacation in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Jay approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Jay worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Jay stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Jay never forgot that elephant or the events of
Once upon a time, there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on. "She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work, since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed 3 large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arrivi
Con Los Muertos
Sacred Love Gazing upon a broken world, sometimes I get tired Of tears rolling uncounted, down innumerable cheeks Hunger, homelessness, poverty, illness Ellas danzan con los muertos The ache of loneliness plain gray walls of prison the soul walled in where do I find peace? and in those times of justice denied Ellas danzan con amores invisibles How do we build peace? Is there nothing more than surrender to the flame, the shot and shell we know too well Horsemen four they ride far and wide Ellas danzan con los desaparecidos A mother hungry, must choose medicine or food A father ends his hunger but the moment's gone Hunger returns, always returns, shame in its wake Ellas danzan con silenciosa angustia Within all that, my hurt and loneliness seems small though very real for my heart is pierced is there room for sacred, love, a wife in my life Danzan con sus esposos Perdon, ma langue mais je suis tres desole Anglais, c'est ma langue de travaille Ce n'
Hate To Say I Told You So..........
So I told you all Mystical was a fake. That sticky is from the mouth of Sgt. Ski not me. I don't make empty accusations I knew this all along.
Men And Life
Stuff Bananas
me and holly are gonna get a bowl of stuff no bananas want some?
Tha Jar!!!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow". The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing". The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us co
The Next Tyme U Have A Bad Day......
The next time u r having a bad day, picture this: u r a siamese twin connected at the side. Your brother is gay, u r not. He has a date coming over tonight. U only have one ass.
i got an email today from the son of my man who died in 1999... what a trip :( - :)
My First Vid On
My first attempt to make a vid
The "what If's"
I don't know if i should actually write this here or not but I guess any where is fine as long as i get this out. Tina Green was beautiful woman inside and out. I never had the pleasure of getting to know her before she was taken from us. In part if feel almost responsibility for this; let me explain why. You see while the love of my life, Rob, was in the hospital I had this over whelming desire to pray for Tina. I said a little pray and went on my way. The feeling never left me but I thought that one prayer was enough. When Rob got home form the hospital and told me about two freinds dying I wondered who but didn't ask. Several times I wanted to asked about Nena and TIna as they both had been on my mind. Again I didn't. It wasnt' till I read his blog that i learned who had died. It hit me hard. I cried and then the guily set in. What if I had of kept praying for her? Would she still be alive? I felt so bad I didn't eat, guilty was so bad I hated myself. Each night I beg God to forgive
Black Sweat
*grins Things are looking kinda up. A weekend of peace. I got to spend a night with my Angel, and the weekend with Red. I can't even explain the glory of 'ruttin sinful'. I went to visit and worked on her 'til the backs of my hands sweat -didn't even know that was possible. I have embraced the whole 'man-whore/ back door man' thing to the point where I feel the change of it bone deep. All I can say about the feel of it is... "It goood."
This Was Written At A Very Dark Time In My Life
worthless i feel like the core of an apple the peel of an orange like an umbrella being carried when there ain't no storm or like carrying a jacket when its ninety degrees or preparing for the wind whent there ain't even a breeze a bald man with a comb deaf man with a cell phone a kid with no ice cream just holding the cone or like climbing endless mountains still seeking the zenith or like a song with no words but my dumbass is singing it worthless sometimes i feel like ending it all saying fuck it and just giving in to lucifer's call shit i cant even pray right i stutter stammer and pause a long silence as if somebody wired my jaws is silence worthless screaming to god what is my purpose whatever it is i'm feeling like this shit ain't worth it no answers and i've been sitting here for hours hoping god can read my thoughts like misses cleos' powers my thoughts are worthless fuck where the hell is my gun and at that very moment i get a vision of my son and h
Happy Birthday !!!!!!
Hey .. if you've come to check this out . Make sure you stop at Their pages to show them LOTS of Birthday Luv !!!! Rich "Suck it before the Venom reaches my heart" suck it before the venom reaches My heart@ fubar Cliff "The Black Side of the Force" The Black Side Of The Force@ fubar Orkut Comments & Glitters , Myspace Comments
Proud Of The Raiders
My Nsfw Folder
is now only open for my family so only pervs like me get to see, just ask
Just Wondering...
Have you ever missed a friend so much that you find yourself kinda 'fallin' for em?
New Pics From The Show
are up not all of them but a good amount of them. im working on putting them all up.
60 Minutes To And Your Desire Is Back In The House
grrr my toes are really cold thought yall would like to know
Once upon a time, and far-far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme and would pay when it was proven. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, an
Something To Offend Every One !
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins
These Ppl Should Be Baned From Fubar.
I Just Don't Understand...
It seems to me that as I get older more and more things seem less fun to me. Like hanging out, shopping, playing basketball..things hat I once thought to be fun now bore me to death. And I try new things when I get time but nothing seems to cure my bored state of mind.. I dunno maybe I'm just trying the wrong things. Somebody please give me some ideas of new things that I could try!!
My Lounge......the Grandest Daddy
Short and sweet ~ pretty, pretty please come joing my lounge? (Insert here big blue puppy dog eyes and pouty lips) Copy and paste this into your browser : Or just go into my page and enter to my lounge. Be sure to subscribe so you can keep coming back! Thanks bunches!!!!
Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me I walk into a room Just as cool as you please and to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me.
Off Work
till monday then I work 3 to 11 monday through friday with weekends off...the only reason I am on the computer is I am at my sister Heathers right now lol...I miss talking to my friends on here and on the phone...been so busy at work but that is a good thing...I love you guys!!!
Recipe Brought To You By
This recipe serves: 6 Preparation time: 10 minutes Cooking time: 20 minutes Ingredients 1 cup sugar (more or less, depending on taste) 3/4 cup water 4 cups Black Mission figs, stemmed and halved Cooking Instructions 1. Bring the sugar and water to a boil over high heat. Simmer for 5 minutes. This will dissolve the sugar and make a syrup. 2. Add the fruit and continue to cook for about 5 to 10 minutes, until just tender. 3. Remove the fruit from the juice and set aside....
What Is Love
What does the word love mean to you What does love do for you Why can we say i love you to the ones we love Why is the love there to the ones we show love Are heart are mad up in parts you see For each other and and the one you seek The last part of your heart in the wouldfulest Of the them all is the thing that you will give Is 110% of love you can give
Walked Into The Bar
omg jesus just walked into the bar -runs away- lol
Changing And Stealing
i made picture for my good friend kassidy. not knowing she was at the mall. i got a bad respose and rude talkback so i know something was wrong. her name changed and new pics were added stating of a marrage. so i call and text her. things are better now and soon to be changing my status. but the reasons im pissed off is i was threatened by this person who stole her account. and all he can do is block a bitch and say in shout box "im in fl come ove ikll show you better than i can tell you bitch" so i privite message him (still under her name all this time) "dude get a life. get off your ass. get off line. answer your voice mails. and stop acting like a possive child with a toy.all you do is block people and thats spose to do what? make me mad? i dont care. it will alll get straight and settled. and btw im at 1470 airport rd lakeland BITCH" witch is in florida. so i wait..........................................TO BE CONTINUED
The End
What do you do when you have nothing left? No love in your heart no life left to give what do you do when all you wanna do is curl up and die? I cant take it i cant go on This life is hell i should just move on!! Everything has been ripped open torn apart why go on with out a heart its been ripped out and stomped on torn to pieces and i just cant go on! Saying good bye to a miserable life would be the greatest relief one could find. So i ask you this Who Care?
Gone For A Few Days
Ok i will be gone on mon the 27th mite be home on the the 28 at the latest on the 29th I am going in for a surgery on my heart they told me its beating way to fast and they have to slow it down if not it could kill me....ummm so i hope to see all of y'all when i get back *hugs and kisses* Much love blue eyes aka grace
The Real Me // To Funny *Glitter Graphics*
Is Anyone Else ........
......... totally fucked off with being "bounced" while rating friends pics and stash items? It's really getting on my tits!
Eat Mmmmm...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the gummie bears are coming for you ran hide cause they will eat you alive :)
Men Vs Women
This for entertainment purposes only! In other words its only a joke! What is the difference between men and women? 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ******* 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. ******* 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. ******* 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ******* 5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage. ******* 6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ******* 7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you mu
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you ch
Lost In Her Eyes
forever is lost in her eyes as he whispers the words that leave her breathless and enthralled she finds comfort in his embrace and confusing lust for love he seals each lie with a kiss he smiles as she sighs, knowing it's only a matter of time before he leaves her broken she sighs; holding tight to forever content with the moment just to end up broken in the morning light the distance between them seems greater with nothing but silence to greet her he's left her clinging to an empty promise and forever is lost in her eyes
once again.
All Of Me!
~**ALL~OF~ME~!! I'm so tired of being the "ONE", the one who every one hates. Listening to all their childish fears. If they are not gonna be a friend I wish they would just leave, leave me alone. Their presence still lingers, and it won't leave me alone. The pain is to real and the pain will never heal. Time can not erase all the bad, it only gets worse. When you cried I was there to wipe your trears, and held your hand through all the pain. No matter what it seems you still have all of me. Now you have bound me with the life you left behind. I've tried so hard to tell myself you are gone even though you was with me I was alone all a long. I thought you was real, but all you did was make me feel broken. I love the way you laugh, and I held you high and felt all your pain and sorrow. I keep a photograph of our happiness, and I don't feel right when you are gone away. I don't feel you near. The worst is over now, now I can breathe again. There is so much for you t
James ; 2 - 26 Verses ; Read
JAMES2;7;Dont blaspheme that Noble name by which you are called? 8; If you really fufill the royal law according to Scripture, You shall love your neighbor as your self,you will do well. 9 ;But if you show partiality . you commit sin, and are convicted by the laws of the trangressors. 10;For whoever shall keep the whole law,and yet stumble, in one point, he is guilty of all. 11; For He who said,do not commit adultry also said, Do not murder. Now if you do not commit adultry, but you do murder, you have become a transgressor of the law. 12;So speek and so do as those will be judged by the law of liberty. 13;For judgement is without mercy to the one who has shown no mercy. Mercy triumpths over judgement. 14;What does it pr
Rockin' Saturday In World Rock Radio
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Today's Show - 4 Guys Do It
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Love Parade 2007 Live Stream
Fresh Meat Back On The Market!!!!ladies
well i finally settle down and im faithfull for 4 years and it still isnt good enough so now im seperated, well girls im back on the market and would love to take you out to dinner or a movie let me know whats up holla.....
I Was A Buzz Killer For Someone
So thur was having thursday night i went out for quarter draft night.... and well i was having a good time when i was dancing with this kid and i say kid because i found out he wasn't even 20 and drinking in my friends bar.... so i somehow got a hold of his wallet and he followed me to the owner and my friend chris... cause i wasn't going to have one of my friends get busted for having an under ager drinking in his astablishment.... the kid tried telling me he was chummy with the owners and well i learned who is more chummy with the owner that night when i saw the kids walking out the bar and i got a thank you from the owner... which i know i'll end up seeing the owner tonight to get smokes after he closes the bar since i'll be working.... I also offered to do this every third thursday but i probably wont drink because i had a hang over for 16 hours after i woke up yesturday.....
Bleed That
Hand grenade pins in every line Throw 'em up and let something shine Going out of my fucking mind Filthy mouth, no excuse Find a new place to hang this noose String me up from atop these roofs Knot it tight so i won't get loose Truth is you can stop and stare Bled myself out and no one cares Dug the trench out laid down there With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
45 Things A Girl Would Kill For From A Man"
1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly
Military Life, Pros And Cons
no one will prolly ever read this but i think its a good way to get my thoughts out.... sometimes i miss the military wife life. i miss the get togethers and the friends and SOME of the other wives. i miss the job secruity as well. BUT, i 100% do not miss the deployments, the fear of the phone ringing and peaking outta the window when someone knocks praying i dont see a uniform or a chaplin. i dont miss the few cheating, drama filled wives on base. there is more of the good faithful wives then the ones nick named "the U.S.S everyones had a turn" and i use too fill so bad for the guys married to them cause everyone all the way up the chain of command would know thier wife were thataway before the poor guy. some things that are an even trade, i miss the travel, moving and seeing new places, but at the same time we just bought a house and im loving be settled in one spot. i miss that pride of saying my ole man is mil but at the same time i have a different pride in saying my ol
Lol I Love This One
I've Had Enough
Well it appears the one person I ever truly cared about has stopped wanting to have anything to do with me. I truly did care for her any all but it appears she let my family get in the way of us meeting. If everyone wants the truth SHE AND I NEVER MET!!! I WAS SAYING WE DID TO HELP GET PEOPLE OFF HER BACK!!!! I don't know what she really looks like, and frankly I don't care what she does. I loved her because she was the only person who ever looked past the shit I used to do when I was younger and all the problems I have and see me for me. We were planning on meeting while I was on leave in NJ back in March but she never showed three times because she was scared and other reason. We were also planning on meeting while we were both in Iraq but she kept pushing me off because she was smoking pot and she didn't want me to see her as a pothead. I looked past that and hoped that we could meet once I got home from Iraq, but it appears that's never going to happen. I don't understand her reaso
Dreaming Of You
Sitting out on the beach the stars are glowing oh so bright. Thinking of you and wishing you were in my sight! Knowing the love we make makes me want to cry. Still trying to figure out the reasons why! I love you so much that it hurts! My love is not something that comes in spurts. All I want to do is love you to no end. Wishing that I had my special friend! My love runs over like a living cup. My heart goes to you and that is what's up! I want to be with you and that is no lie. I want to be with you until the day i die! Dreaming of you and wanting you near, Because with you i have no fear!
Today On World Rock Radio
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New Contest Is Cancelled
i did post a blog and bulletins, and not one of my friends repost but yet i repost bulletins all the time, i had one got one person to enter my contest and no one else. What you think i dont pay up well just so ya know i pay 3 mins after my contest ends. But thanks. now i know who my friends are. i'm out for the rest of the day. so i'm not hosting contest anymore. my vent
Places To Party
Can anyone recommend any good party bars that are not on restruant row. Corner bars or dive bars preferably
Sept., 11
September 11, 2001 Will remain to be a day of horror, misery, sorrow, heartache and pure fear. Not only for so many in the U.S., but also for so many around the world (families, friends, neighbors. People, we didn't even know). It had struck home in my heart, here in So. MD. 911 started out for me as it did every morning, getting up (about 6:30am) fixing hubby's' breakfast & lunch and seeing him off to work, letting the dogs out for their early morning routine of running off their energy. I washed & dried a load of clothes (typical housewife's day). So, decided to fold some things, while in my home office. Dropped another load of clothes in the washer. Decided to check my e-mail and answer some back. I was writing my sister-in-law back, just chit-chatting (still folding clothes and glancing at the news.) Suddenly, breaking news was interrupting my peaceful morn. Talk about a plane hitting one of the towers of the World Trade Center. I remember, seeing the smoke coming from the
Poetry From High School
A skaters arm are like steel, his kisses like wine In his chains jeans and shoes hes a sight oh so fine Moshing is his dance when your on the floor It's like being in heaven the world is no more You would follow him anywhere, giving up your all To win the heart of a skater, girl you have taken a fall But he has stolen your heart, even captured your soul But a word of caution my friend, his first love is a join to roll His soul and his heart, they show in his eyes Look deep inside them, he will never tell lies He says don't get attached I want to be free But his words and his feelings don't always agree He holds you with love, a gaze and a glance His eyes say forever, so girl take your chance Fall in love with a skater his heart needs a home A skater will give you, more love than u have ever known. copyright@2000 Raylene Williams
Mirror Pictures
Doesn't every camera and camera phone have a timer? So why is it that everyone still stand in front of the damn mirror snaping pictures looking crazy cause you see them holding the camera? I don't know just me, I wouldn't want a picture of me taking pictures of myself.
Natural Highs
Natural Highs Please make sure you forward this back to me . . You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard it makes your face hurt. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
8-25-07 Astrology
If you've been feeling underappreciated lately, you may find that things change dramatically today. Your work hasn't gone unnoticed, and your good energy should make the recognition that much sweeter.
I look in the mirror, and what do I see 2 crying eyes, it's no longer me The mirror reflects saddness, the image unclear Yet so are her thoughts, with confusion and fear She watches the tears stream, her eyes turning red Since shes only existing, shed rather be dead This face in the mirror is a stranger to me Her head losing hope, my heart far from free
Magic Of Living
Saturday, August 25, 2007 Magic of living This moment is pure magic. Though it may seem completely ordinary and without distinction, this moment is surely a miracle. For in this moment, every possibility exists. Right now, in this very moment, you can act to make a difference in your own life, and you can truly change the world. Though you see no mystical vapors and hear no mysterious voices, this moment is as intensely magical as they come. For the real magic of living is not in strange, unexplained visions, but in the beautiful essence of your being. You are here and you are now. You can think and feel, you can love and understand, you can experience and you can do. What could possibly be more magical than that? In this ordinary, everyday moment the profound and exquisite magic of living is yours. Choose wisely from the vast array of possibilities that have opened up to you in this moment. And live the magic that is here right now. -- Ralph Marston
Leaving Fubar
I am going to be deleting off from this site in a few days. Anyone wanting to keep in touch with me can email me at I would love to hear from yall. I just dont get on here enough now to make it worth my while or anyone elses to stay here. Email me if you want to keep in touch. hugs, Cindy
New Layout
Well apparently, my profile as well as others out there have been changed in that all your plugins from photobucket, picture trail or other places have been wiped out...You might want to check your profile under " View as others see it" and see if yours look ok..Mine now looks like shit..All the headers are there but no plugins... Apparently, I have to restart and apparently, you can't use the HTML code that we used to use from other places now to fix it either as it won't take.. Thanks Fubar for cheering me up
My Life As A Dad
Some of you have been keeping pace with what has been happening to my 6yr-old son, Eric. Earlier this week he had an EEG performed. The results came back "abnormal". Abnormal enough to be abnormal but not abnormal enough to say "This is what it is". So, enter the MRI. Now, they had tried this the day they did the EEG but it was a "no go": He refused to do it without me there. I had been told last night that they were going to wait until he was discharged and do it as an outpatient procedure, which would have meant possibly weeks before it got done. And suddenly, while I was visiting him this morning, a new development: They could fit him in at 3PM, if I could be there. DUH! So I canceled everything for the day and told DHS what they could do with their volunteer work and settled in at the hospital to wait until 3pm. You know, as a parent, I really do NOT enjoy watching nurses inserting IVs into my little boy's arm and sedating him so that they can perform an MRI on him that sh
News, My Lord! News From Normandy!
Well, maybe not. But what passes for news these days, from my family to yours.... I had given up entirely on the U.S. medical community some time ago. Useless band of dithering idiots if there ever was one. But, when your back is against the wall and you have nowhere to turn to save the ones you love, you try anything. So...the medical community is taking a shot at my son. And I have to admit, I am impressed with this group of people. They are leaving no stone unturned, no avenue unexplored, in their effort to help my son. Now that alone earns my undying gratitude. You help mine and you are in my good graces for life. Some of you are already aware of that little Universal Truth. You stand up for me and mine and I'll step in front of you to take a bullet any day. Without thinking. After all, you are now family. My son is settling into his new "home away from home" a bit. He still wants to come home with daddy every time I see him. I call him every night before bedtime and he
Truths I Have Learned As A Parent
As a single parent of four small children and raising them alone, as I have done for many years now, I have had an intensive course in life-lessons regarding parenting. Here are a few Universal Truths which I have gleaned over the recent past: No parent should ever have to send their little six-year-old boy to a psychiatric hospital. Ever. Period. No parent should have to endure the sight of watching two nurses and an orderly struggling to control and carry away his little boy, screaming and shrieking for his daddy because he can not understand why he can't go home with the daddy he loves. No parent should ever treat their children in such a manner that those very children have to be sent to a psychiatric hospital because they can not deal with the manner in which they were treated by that parent. Those are fairly obvious Truths but it amazes me how many people are not aware of them. I do, for I am living it right now. It is a very eclectic mix of feelings I am having to
Where I Am In The Contest!!!
I am #8 so at least in the top 10 but I want to be #1 so please click on the picture and vote for me!!!!!!! Heres the current standings for my contest as of 10AM Good work you guys If your down near the end work harder, bomb yourself, call your friends. Nobody wants to be in last Name Comments 1 j-roxxx 2260 2 DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio 1619 3 lil devil 1392 4 Jenn 815 5 ~TINA~HOTLIPSONFIRE~ 718 6 Dr.Angusmd Resident Dr. @ Crew Radio 701 7 Raema aka .:TITS:. 675 8* Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 528 9 Liquid Fantasy 485 10 Cute Lil Jellybean 402 11 Lisa Smith 279 12 ac1d_eyez 262 13 Misty 209 14 Big Poppa 122 15 da` Warrior` Dj` Kaijaw` da` Barbarian 95 16 FallinAngel 90 17 Nicole AKA AOA1FREAK 22 18 Passion Eyes 10 19 Blue eyed angel 6 20 Klittle 5 21 I hear you're still looking for me 3 22 KingAftermath the Dragon 1 23 Party Like A Rockstar 1 24 Dead Romeo 0 25 Riverheadted 0
To Be 6 Again
To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over
Dang..not sure what I was thinking...I was pretty out of it yesterday..:) lol This contest ends on the 27th...oh boy..more stress for me...woo hoo! the pic and comment if you can..:)
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A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes ? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the Stewardess. So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me" The boy said, "Yes, she did...." "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."
Oh my god the sun is out. I can't believe it. It is so nice to see. Everthing here is under water, as well as most of the mid west. Poor Mike, his basement apartment was flooded and stuff. That sucks. I wonder how long we will see the sun for. I hope for the next few days, we really need to dry out here.
Who I Am
Someone recently asked me to describe me on the everyday...I guess I am hard to figure I am writing it here so I can see if what I feel inside is what I really am..I can see things better when I can read them (if that makes sense).... I grew up different than the average "sista"...I went to private school me entire life...uniforms, nuns, boarding school..all that jazz...I never heard of Earth Wind and Fire until college...I thought they were elements of nature to be honest. lol...I enjoyed opera and museums and ballet... As I grew up and interacted with various people I learned that things dont always go as plan, life it too short and DRAMA is not as much of a rush as you thought. I have had several "important" loves in my life...(men wise)...all but one is now deceased...alot of loss in my life has made me who I am now...I like calm and peaceful...a nice bottle of cognac and a fire place....over a loud smoke filled club and strangers hitting on me... Am I boring.
Quinceanera Cake
There are a variety of types of cake that are suitable to make this design, but weight is an issue and even if you support the layers the cake has to be of a type that will support the weight of three tiers. Supplies needed to decorate the cake Cakes 3 X walnut and whisky cake or your favourite fruitcake or pound cake (1 X 12 Inch Cake 1 X 10 inch cake and 1 x 8 inch cake ) Glaces and frostings 3 x apricot glaze 2 x marshmallow fondant x Snow White Butter cream Icing 1 x royal icing Icing Tools Wilton star cutouts Star tips 14 or 16 or 17 star tip Small squeeze bottle with a tiny tip Walnut and Whisky Cake Serves 16 Takes about 20 minutes to make, about 21⁄2 hours to bake, plus cooling and 24 hours soaking 175g raisins 175g sultanas 175g ready-to-eat stoned dates, roughly chopped 150g natural glac cherries, halved 100g ready-to-eat dried pears, roughly chopped 75g crystallized stem ginger, finely chopped Fin
Unclassified: Long Handled Spoons
A holy man was having A conversation with the Lord one day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven And Hell are like." The Lord led the holy Man to two doors. He opened one of the doors And the holy man looked in. In the Middle of the room was a large round Table. In the middle of the table was a large Pot of stew which smelled Delicious and made the holy man's mouth Water. The people sitting around The table were thin and sickly. They Appeared to be famished. They were Holding spoons with very long handles That were strapped to their arms and Each found it possible to reach Into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, But because the handle was Longer than their arms, they could Not get the spoons back into their Mouths. The holy man shuddered At the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You Have seen Hell." They went to the next Room and opened the door
True Or False
Rule 1: If you open this you GOTTA take it. Rule 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks. Rule 3: Only answer True or False.. Q: Kissed someone on your top friends? TRUE Q: Been arrested? FALSE Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? TRUE Q: You like someone? TRUE Q: Held a snake? TRUE Q: Been suspended from school? FALSE Q: Sang in the shower? FALSE Q: Sat on a roof top? FALSE Q: Been thrown into a pool with all your clothes on? FALSE Q: Broken a bone? TRUE Q: Shaved your head? FALSE Q: Played a prank on someone? TRUE Q: Had/have a gym membership? FALSE Q: Shot a gun? TRUE Q: Donated Blood? FALSE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ just be 100% truthful LAST PERSON. 1. You hung out with? BENNY 2. last person that texted you? CANDY 3. You were in a car with? MY HUBBY AND KIDS 4. Went to the movies with? BENNY AND KIDS 5. Went to the mall with? BENNY AND KIDS 6. You talked to on the phone? MY FATHER 8. You calle
Indiana Girls
Fallen Hero
'may God keep you in his loving arms soldier'. just in: (it's hard to say good-bye) Heads up to everyone. CSM Troy Wilemon died in his sleep at Camp Bondsteel, Kosovo. He was part of our unit that was already in Kosovo. His body arrived in Mississippi today. CSM Wilemon served 37 years in the MS National Guard. What I remember most about him was how he took care of the troops. He always looked out for us. He will be missed! Get More at
Las Vegas Churches
I was looking back at some old photo albums and theres a few pictures of me and and my neighbors at 10 years old swinging on the tire swing. I know the swing is still back there, just no one gets on it anymore. It's sad and then I realized that life is alot like that old tire swing. We play with it everyday, gambling to jump or stay on and eventually we think we've gotten to old and realize that we grew up so we leave it alone. But why? If I didn't have to go to work in a little bit I know I'd go see if she was home and go swing on it for old times sake. Even if the rope broke and I got a few scratches from landing on the dirt I wouldnt care, It's the fact that I've left a huge part of my childhood hangin from a rope in a tree. Maybe tonight after work I'll go find a playground with some of my friends and play on the jungle gym until the wee hours of the morning, gah I do miss those days. When did I grow up?
Order In The Court
> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lie there. > ___________________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > ______________________________________ > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: I forget. > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you > forgot? > _____________________________________ > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? > WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? > WITNESS: My name is Susan! > ______________________________________ > ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? > WITNESS: We both do. > ATTORNEY: Voodoo? > WITNESS: We do. > ATTORNEY: You do? > WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. > ________________
Better Than Sex Cake
1 box yellow cake mix 1 box French vanilla pudding (can be instant) 1/2 c. oil 1/2 c. water (some recipes call for milk instead) 4 eggs 1 (8 oz.) carton commercial sour cream 1 (6 oz.) bag sweet chocolate chips 1 c. chopped pecans 1 bar (or 1/2 box) German chocolate, grated 1 c. coconut, toasted Add each ingredient in the order above, blend thoroughly between each. Pour into a greased, floured tube pan and bake at 350 degrees for 50 to 55 minutes or until done. ICING FOR B-T-S CAKE 1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese, at room temperature 1 box confectioners' sugar 1 tsp. vanilla Nuts and coconut Cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Add vanilla, nuts and coconut. BETTER THAN SEX CAKE 2 1 1/2 c. sugar 9 oz. frozen whipped topping 1 box vanilla pudding 1 box butter cake mix 1 sm. size can crushed pineapple Mix cake and bake by package directions in two 9-inch cake pans. Allow to cool. Cook sugar and pineapple together on low heat for 5 to 10 minutes. When cake coo
Apparently, someone has taken some of my pics and started using them on another site. I know there is that chance when you post things online. Therefore I am removing all my pics and possibly just shutting the whole thing down. I appreciate the friends I've made here and wish you all the best. I will leave this up for a couple of days. Thanks.
Kaleb After Surgery
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A Little More Jazz For Ya
The girl from Ipanema
When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like: "Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?" They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas. Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you? In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off
well just when shit is going goood i hit a wall agin at my job i got supended because of this shit here on pa tht i went to jail on is on my record so they supended me till they find out more about it hope everything gose well so i can get back to wrk and make up for lost time and money
The Swear Jar
Pray For Baby Kaleb. By~ Stacey~
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Chicken Tamales
1 med. onion, chopped 1 tbsp. vegetable oil 1 (4 oz.) can taco sauce (1/2 c.) 1/3 c. sliced olives, black 1 tsp. ground cumin 1 tsp. salt 4 c. coarsely chopped, cooked chicken Saute onion in oil until clear; stir in remaining ingredients and set aside. MASA DOUGH: 1 c. shortening or lard 2 1/2 c. masa harina (corn flour) 2 tsp. chili powder 1 tsp. salt 1 3/4 c. chicken stock 24 prepared corn shucks or 6 inch sq. of parchment or 6 inch sq. of aluminum foil for wrappers For masa dough, cream shortening until fluffy; add remaining ingredients; beat until light and fluffy or until a spoonful dropped in water floats. Divide Masa Dough into 24 parts and place on wrappers. Spread each to form a 4 inch square keeping one edge even with the edge of the wrapper. Top with filling, roll up as for a jelly roll, starting with the edge of masa even with the wrapper. Fold one end up and seal well. Stack tamales, open end up, in a trivet, cake rack or colander. Steam above
Just In Case You Need A Laugh
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints Submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit
I Thank You
I thank you You stood near me when things Were tough, and Im grateful You shared with me the happy and sad times, You gave me memories that i Dont have to dream about You also gave me love and joy That is truly hard to find And I thank you for giving it to me Youre one of a kind
Beef Tamale Hotdish
1 lb. ground beef 1 tbsp. shortening 1 lg. onion 1 clove garlic 1 med. can tamales 1 med. can creamed corn 1 (8 oz.) can tomato sauce 1 (4 oz.) can mushrooms 2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. pepper Cayenne pepper to taste 1/2 c. pitted ripe olives 1/4 c. grated Cheddar cheese Brown ground beef, shortening, onion and garlic until crumbly. Drain off fat. Cut tamales into 1 inch pieces. Add tamale pieces, corn, tomato sauce, mushrooms, salt and pepper to beef mixture. Season with cayenne pepper to taste. Bake in 2 1/2 quart casserole at 350 degrees for 1 hour. Top with olives and cheese; return to oven for 10 minutes.
Find Your Sacred Healing Place
Adapted from The Chakras in Shamanic Practice, by Susan J. Wright (Inner Traditions, 2007). For healing and deep serenity, this simple visualization is one of the most profoundly helpful things any of us can do. Connect to the powerful healing energies inside you with this beautiful meditation. SIMPLE SOLUTION: You may choose to do this task using a shamanic drumming tape, having someone drum for you, lying outside surrounded by nature sounds, playing relaxing music, or in silence. 1. Lie down on the floor or Mother Earth. (Please modify as needed for your comfort.) Relax your physical body. Breathe in relaxation, breathe out tension. Feel yourself getting heavier and heavier, sinking down into the earth on which you life. Feel yourself held by the loving embrace of Mother Earth, fully supported, as you completely relax your legs, arms, torso, shoulders, neck, and head, releasing them to the pull of gravity. 2. Now allow yourself to journey. Go--in your consciousness, yo
After Today
I will no longer be a brunette. Im heading to Evansville with a girl friend to get my hair color... I think Im going to go a little outlandish... Im thinking black with purple or teal highlights... yes im serious. todays gonna be a ball. My new hair color should go well with the party I have to go to tonight. lmao I cant wait. So this morning Im very freaking hung-over. I went out on a date last night and didnt get in till 3. This three am shit is becoming a habit for me. So ok just an update instead pof only music. lol gotta get ready. monica will be down in a bit.
One Of Today's Thoughts;
In order to make someone else happy or convince myself that someday my life would, as if by magic, get better, I have put my life on hold. I know now that it didn't work. The magic day never came, and I was waiting and hoping for happiness that was never going to come. I am worthy of being happy, of having people love me the way I want to be loved, and of making my own choices about what happens to me. It's my life. Today I take it back. No one can do that for us, We must act on our own..... Right ya"ll ?!!?
Need All The Luck I Can Get. I'm A Capricorn
ARIES - TheDaredevil Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward. GEMINI - The Chatterbox Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful
Horror Scope
Aries Try not to worry too much about what your coworkers are thinking or feeling -- if they aren't being up front with you, that's their problem. You've got to take advantage of the situation right away. those of you who know my particular dilemma of late will smile now...
Healthy Beef Stroganoff On Rice
1 lb package of stew beef, thawed 1 - 2 bell peppers, chopped grapeseed oil brown rice 1 can Cream of Mushroom soup 1 cup sour cream 1/8 cup Worcestershire sauce garlic salt pepper 3 teaspoons ketchup butter Start rice 45 minutes prior to meal time. Begin by sauting the peppers in Pam until slightly tender. Add meat cubes and cook until meat is slightly pink in center. Add garlic and saut briefly. Add sour cream, Cream of Mushroom soup, Worcestershire sauce, ketchup, salt and pepper to taste. Simmer until the rice is done. When rice is done, add 3 tablespoons butter and stir. Place on plate or in bowl. Add meat mixture. Enjoy!
Secrets Youre one of a kind Nobody knows How special you are to me They all say theres Plenty more fish in the sea But youre the one for me The secrets that we keep That no one else should hear Are about you and me

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