Seriously, boys. Stop fucking with me. I am fucking sick of all the goddamn bullshit I have to put up with. My last blog addressed all the losers trying to look at me naked, get me to talk dirty, whatever. This blog is for the uys who are supposed to be my friends. And the ones who acted all sweet at first, and them BAM! They're starting in on the dirty talk all of a fucking sudden.
1. If you have a girlfriend or wife, TELL ME UP FRONT. I fucking hate, hate, HATE getting into something with a taken man. We can be friends, but come on. Stop fucking lying to me.
2. If you're trying to get with me, don't act like I'm the only one you want if I'm not. Really, boys. It's easy. Don't say I am the only one you want if you're really also trying to get someone else's attention. Even just online, THAT'S FUCKING LAME.
3. I don't want a commitment. So stop fucking trying to push one on to me. My fucking god!!! I will NOT be your girlfriend. Date me and all that good shit, but you WILL NOT be my only one. I haven't met anyone special enough yet to settle down with and YOU ARE NOT HIM.
4. I'm not a fucking booty call. Don't call me only at 3am, drunk off your ass, saying you miss me and want to fuck me soooo bad. I don't give a shit. If you wanted me, you would have taken me out to dinner first you fucking little scumbag.
5. Don't tell me things you don't mean, just because you think its what I want to hear. I WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH. Maybe it will be hard for you to say or maybe it will be hard for me to hear, but I don't care. Honesty IS the best policy. If you're my friend you know I'm an open-minded, non-judgmental person, so you know I will truly listen to what you have to say. Just know you gotta back up those words with fucking actions.
That's the end of my rant. And my friends that are reading this will know I'm pissy 'cause I only swear this fucking much when I'm upset. So, yes, I am pissed. I'm getting sick of men's bullshit. I'm fucking sick of games. It's like, don't act like you hate me cuz you love me and don't act like my friend when you just want a fuck. Alright, I feel a bit better now.
Mwah! I <3 my friends.
xoxo
