Quick Comebacks to use in your neighborhood tavern...
What's shaking?
"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."
What's new?
"Terrorists. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."
What'd you like?
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."
Hey, how's the world been treating you?
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
What's the story?
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."
Hey, there's a cold one waiting for you.
"I know. If she calls, I'm not here."
What's going on?
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
Whatcha up to?
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
How's life treating you?
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
What's going down?
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
Pour you a beer?
"Alright, but stop me at one... make that one-thirty."
What's the story?
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
What's going on?
"The question is what's going IN, Mr. Peterson? "A beer please, Woody."
