But they really didn't fall into a catagory.
“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
~Will Rogers
"I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it."
~George Burns
“To the people I forgot, you weren’t on my mind for some reason and you probably don’t deserve any thanks anyway.”
~Eminem
“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.”
~Peter Ustinov
“Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer.”
~Ronald Reagan
“Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do ‘em all together, I guess.”
~Elvis
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
~ Bill Cosby
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former”
~ Albert Einstein
