As all of my friends on fubar know,I'm a Montanan at heart,and with all of the crap that has happened in my life recently,I want to go home To Montana!I know your thinking that I'd be running from my problems here in Portland,but actually,no i wouldn't!My moving back home to Montana could only help.There is nothing here in Portland left for me other than a job and an evil bitch ex wife,both of which can be replaced!
I'm a bouncer in a local strip club here and I was offered a sweet deal at another strip club in Missoula,Montana,and I'd be a fool not to accept it!and as for the evil bitch ex wife,well,i will find my future ex wife someday and there's something about those Montana Cowgirls that just trips my trigger!
If Fubar ever became a real bar,Montana would be the ideal place for it!so,I'm looking forward to hearing the positive comments about moving to Montana,and if you currently live in the Big Sky state,give me a shout here at fubar! Skaal!
