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The Sesame Street Personality QuizYou Are Cookie Monster
Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.
You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.
You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking
How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Alright GuysI've got so many people on my list, I'm needing some help with who's my fan in order for me to become yours as well???
Please let me know something, just pop in...
Pendulum Magic For BeginnersFrom "Pendulum Magic for Beginners: Power to Achieve All Goals" by Richard Webster
The pendulum is a small weight suspended on a piece of thread, chain, or cord. Many people use a wedding ring hanging on a piece of thread. This is what my mother used. A paper clip attached to a piece of thread also works well. When giving talks on this subject to groups of people, I frequently hand out paper clips attached to a length of thread to allow everyone in the audience to experiment.
Commercially made pendulums are readily available at bookstores and New Age shops. They are available in every conceivable shape and size. I have a huge collection of pendulums, as my family frequently buy me ornamental type pendulums for birthdays and Christmases. They all work well.
I must admit, though, that my favorite pendulum is a commercially made one known as a Mermet pendulum. Abbé Mermet was a French priest who performed miracles with his pendulum. From Geneva, he was able to locate water in Sou
New To SiteNEW TO THE SITE, ANY INPUT WOULD BE APPRECIATED.
New!!!!!!!Alllllloooooooooooooooooo!
Bare with me whilst I get used to how this thing works.
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Random1. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
- Just got back from my run.
2. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
- getting dressed.
3. Are you any good at math?
- nope... i like science and english more.
4. Do you have any famous relatives?
- Well, I have tons of family in Korea and Georgia that I have never met... So who knows!
5. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
- Nope.
6. Do you know the words to your Lost Cherry song?
- Don't have one. I know the words to my myspace one though.
7. Last thing received in the mail?
- A dvd.
8. How many different beverages have you drank today?
- Propel water
9. Do you ever leave messages on people's voice mails?
- Depends.
10. First concert?
- Rolling Stones and Dave Matthews band.
11. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
- Yes
12. Do you like the ocean?
- love it. I want to be a marine biologist actually.
13. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 di
Keep The 10's And Comments Cuummminnn!!OK GUYS I GOT A GOOD LEAD ON THE OTHER GIRLS IN "THE LOVELY LIPS CONTEST" BUT STILL NEED MORE 10'S AND LOTS MORE COMMENTS I HAVE SEEN THESE SAME GIRLS COME UP WITH OVER A 1000 COMMENTS IN NO TIME.. AND THIS CONTEST JUST STARTED SO I MAY BE WINNING NOW BUT THAT CAN CHANGE VERY FAST.... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS MUAHHH MUAHHHH MUAHHHH!!
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Uncover Your True FaceUnderneath the Mask
Many of us know the feeling of being stuck in a particular role within our families, as if we are wearing masks whenever we see the people we love. Maybe we are the good daughters, expected to always please others, or perhaps we are the family clowns, expected to be jovial and make everyone laugh. This same scenario can play out within a work situation or a group of friends. We may be so good at our role that we hardly even notice that we are wearing a mask, and yet, deep down, we know that we are not free to simply be who we really are. This can leave us feeling unseen and uneasy.
There is nothing inherently wrong with wearing a mask or playing a role. It is a natural part of any social dynamic and it can even be creative and fun. It only becomes a problem when you feel that you have no other choice than to wear that mask, and this is especially challenging if you realize you are never without one. Perhaps you have forgotten who you really are—a vast and unre
Go Figure....There are words on this thing somewhere, I promise.
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
What’s Your Mental Age?
MY RESULT:Teen
A delicate blend of childlike enthusiasm and adult-style maturity. Well, a little bit of maturity.
You've got a free spirit, and you love to have fun. Admirable qualities for sure. Just be sure not to have too much fun. You know, like, one-way-ticket-to-the-emergency-room fun. Oh, who are we kidding? You'll do just fine.
Take This Quiz!
What Planet Should You Rule?You Should Rule Saturn
Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.
You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.
You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past.
What Planet Should You Rule?
What Kind Of Food Are You?funny, since I can't eat Chinese anymore...
You Are Chinese Food
Exotic yet ordinary.
People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour.
What Kind of Food Are You?
Making It HappenGo for It
There are times in our lives when all the signs seem to be pointing us in a particular direction. Our thoughts and dreams are echoed in the songs and stories we hear and the media we see. Maybe the message we are getting from the universe doesn’t even make sense in the “real” world, but somewhere inside, these urges feel right. Maybe you feel you are being told to move to a new city although your life where you are is just fine. Or maybe you feel the desire to pursue a new direction in your career when it never really interested you before. When we spend time getting in touch with our higher selves, our intuition sends us directives to lead us to become our best and most fulfilled selves. And when we are open and listening, the next step is to take action and go for it.
Once we make the decision to pursue our inner urgings, the universe sets into motion the means for all sorts of details to fall into place. A sense of peace will come over us, because we know that any qu
Creating Connections While ApartFamily Ceremonies
Life’s journeys may sometimes take us away from our families and friends, but there are many ways to stay connected. Aside from making use of the technology available—speaking on the phone or seeing each other from across cyberspace—we can create simple ceremonies using nature and our own thoughts to connect our hearts across the miles.
The first step in creating your ceremony is to look to nature for similarities in the different surroundings. The second step is agreeing upon something that is meaningful to all involved. If your mother loves birds, then perhaps each time you hear a bird chirp, you can think of her and mentally send love. You may choose the sight of a butterfly, the feel of a breeze or raindrops, or the scent of flowers to remind you of a special someone. The pink glow of sunset might be your favorite time to send a thought, or perhaps the warming oranges of sunrise. We can all see the sun, the moon, and an array of twinkling stars when we look
Considering OthersReaffirming Our Integrity
Every thought we think and every action we take has an effect on the world around us. To be aware of this is to be conscious of our impact on the people in our lives. Sometimes we just want to do what we want to do, but considering the full ramifications of our actions can be an important part of our spiritual growth and awareness. At first, being more conscious requires effort, but once we have made it a habit, it becomes second nature. The more we practice this awareness of others, the more we find ourselves in easy alignment with our integrity.
Our thoughts are an important place to begin this practice because our thoughts are the seeds of our actions. It is not necessary or beneficial to obsessively monitor all our thoughts, but we can perhaps choose one thought or action per day and simply notice if we are in alignment with this experience of integrity. For example, we may find ourselves replaying a negative encounter with someone in our minds. We m
What's Your Ideal Pet?...grrr...Your Ideal Pet is a Cat
You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!
What's Your Ideal Pet?
SupernaturalGraham Hancock, author of the groundbreaking new book Supernatural, appears on Coast to Coast AM to discuss his latest findings. Hancock's books have sold more than five million copies worldwide and have been translated into 27 languages. His public lectures and TV appearances, including the three-hour series Quest For The Lost Civilisation, have put his ideas before audiences of tens of millions. He has become recognised as an unconventional thinker who raises legitimate questions about humanity's history and prehistory and offers an increasingly popular challenge to the entrenched views of orthodox scholars.
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Transitioning Through Life’s PhasesMidlife Crisis
In our youth-oriented culture, the process of aging is not honored as it once was. There have been societies that looked to those who were older for leadership, understanding that their life experiences must have brought some wisdom with them. Our society tends to put more value on looking youthful, so when the time comes that we don’t look, move, or feel the way we once did, this causes a sudden jolt to our perception of ourselves. We can look at this shift as a crisis and fight against change, or we can take the opportunity to transition smoothly to a new phase of life.
We spend our youth learning who we are and what we are capable of accomplishing. As we set and reach our goals, it is easy to identify ourselves by our roles. At some point we may feel very comfortable in the idea that we have a complete understanding of ourselves. This is, inevitably, when things change and we get to see ourselves from a new perspective. Those who have reached their goals may won
Necklaces If it's ok for people to wear necklaces that have dead bodies nailed to crosses on them at work, then why isn't it ok for people to wear necklaces with just skulls, or a skull on them????????????????????????????????????????????
How Do People See You?Slow and Steady
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.
How Do People See You?
Just Read It!!!I HAVE LOST MY MIND, I HAVE LOST MY PLACE ON MY FRIENDS LIST.....BLAME IT ON MY 'LIL FREN'
IF I DONT HIT YOUR PAGE SOMETIME TODAY, GET OVER IT..I LOVE ALL MY FRIEND, I JUS GET SO CONFUSED!
ANYWAY, HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
BONES
What Do People Think Of Your Face?What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.
Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.
With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.
In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.
In stressful situation, you seem like you're oblivious to the stress.
What Do People Think Of Your Face?
~ Swimsuit Contest Now Closed ~~~ Okay Swimsuit Winners are....~~
1st Place is...... Wins Diamond Ring and Dozen Roses
With 1841 comments + 46 Rates = 1887
2nd Place Is...... Wins Earrings and Dozen Roses
With 1285 comments + 58 Rates = 1343
3rd Place is...... Wins Romantic Dinner and Glass of Champagne and Dozen Roses
With 665 comments + 64 rates = 729 points
I want to thank everyone that was in my Swimsuit On CT Contest!
we did have fun didn't know who was going to win it.Until next time
Thank you so much,
Maria
What Do People Think Of Your Face?What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.
In love, you seem energetic - almost manic.
In stressful situations, you seem sad and helpless.
What Do People Think Of Your Face?
The Hike (alternate Ending By My Muse)My muse, thoughtful, giving lover that she is, suggested an alternate ending to The Hike. So here is the alternate version in toto.
It is a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest. We arrive at the park, unload our picnic basket and set out on our hike to the falls. You are wearing a tight fitting tank top that hugs your delicious curves, and very short shorts, which when climbing up hills reveal a tantalizing tease of your gorgeous ass. I am wearing a tight fitting t-shirt and khaki, somewhat worn shorts.
We walk through the forest talking, holding hands, dazzled by the beauty of our surroundings and the soothing sound of the creek trickling beneath us. The sun is shining through the dense pine trees forming glittering pools of light on the forest floor.
As we are climbing a particularly steep hill you lose your footing and topple backwards. I catch you and "accidentally" cup your beautiful, perky breasts while trying to help you up. I can feel your nipples harden under the fa
Angels Walk Among Us?You might agree with it, but when it actually
happens 99% of girls dont realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence
Hiok here goes my first blog!!! not really sure what to put so will just say hi!!!
be nice to me i'm new!!!
Just Tell Me...the truth shall set you free!! be real with me! I'll be real with you I promise! so either way do hide from me. I'd rather be told then hidden from and avoided! So if you got something to say to me, no matter what it is.. just say it, no holding back! you only get one life and one chance to live it so make it right, live life like there's no tomorrow. and dont hesitate to tell your feelings... or truths... just be real!
Naked PicsHA HA made you look, dont mind me I'm totally bored, come talk to me. I'm not as mean & nasty as everyone says I am
Save The Wolfsplease go to this link and sign the partition and help save the wolfs
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Hi AllHowdy all im a newbie here just stopping in to see how you all are,100% Pure Country girl here, just looking to see whats out there i happen to be single, a mom of two wonderful little boys and a sweetheart im just me a hole lot more if anyone wants to get to know me. I do have a full time job and i work starnge hrs so if it take a while to get back dont worry.
Choosing A WifeChoosing a wife
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>A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three
>likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
to
>see what they do with the money.
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>The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her
>hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very
>nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a
>attractive for him because she loves him so much.
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>The man was impressed.
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>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of
>golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes.
>As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money
>on him because she loves him so much.
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>Again, the man is impressed.
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>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times
>the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder
in
BoredBloody hell.. is anyone as bored as sin today? It's Friday and there's absolutely nothing going on.. online or off!
Crazy! I guess I'll go do my taxes now.. Haha.. I'm sure that's gonna be the high point of the day! :)
(As long as it's a good return that is!)
But, I hope everyone does have a great weekend! Drink up bitches, but keep it safe!
Vacation....So, lately I've been thinking about taking a vaction to Korea and see my grandfather. My mom just recently got back from Korea and said that he's not doing well. Although I'm kinda nervous about traveling all that way alone... not to mention that my mom never taught my sisters and I any korean... So, I wouldn't have any clue what the heck my relatives were saying., aww.. but Korea is so beautiful... depending on where you go... so maybe, just maybe I will travel to see my family in the next couple of months.
What Gender Is Your Brain?Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male
Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!
What Gender Is Your Brain?
Life TripLost in your vanity
Close to insanity
Which way is your world going?
At first your amused
Then your cofused
At which way the life-wind is blowing
Losing your mind
Over things that you find
In a head thats had to many trips
Possesing the light
You give up the fight
Knowing you've let it all slip
Turned on to sex
Digging T.Rex
Your life dont consist of to much
Smokin and Boozin
Knowin your losin
Man,Your way out of touch
You gotta come down
Get back on the ground
Find out that the life trip is real
It's a terrible fate
When it's all to late
And you find there's no cards left to deal
(Jimbo,07)
To All The WomenHappy New Year!!!
THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US...
FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US,
THE LOSERS WHO HAD US,
AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!!
SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES , INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!!
You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 10 prettiest ladies on my list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your friends list and let them know they are pretty.
Well...hahaUsing your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Hey FriendsSORRY BUT MY INTERNET HAS BEEN PLAYING UP ON ME FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS... SO I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO PICK UP A SIGNAL BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER I THINK... HOPEFULLY WILL BE BACK SOON.... LEAVE ME SOME LOVE AND BE SURE TO COMMENT BOMB ME YALL I AM IN THE LEAD THANKS TO MY BABY TASSI .... YOU ROCK BABY XOXOXOXOXO YOU AND THOMAS ... AUSTRALIA KICKS ARSE !!!!!!! IF YOU READ THIS SIN WANTED TO SAY HI TO YOU AS WELL :)
Nc 17Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!
Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
Come On Peoplei need 1900 and some odd points for next level help me plz
Im The Type Of Girl......Im the type of girl that still believes she will find her fairytale
Im the type of girl that believes in real love , I had it once , and fear Ill never have it again
Im the type of girl that is a woman on the out side , but a scared little girl hidden inside
Im the type of girl that believes in falling in love , and NOT playing the field
Im the type of girl that that likes to have old fashion fun , freeze tag , touch football , climbing trees....
Im the type of girl that only wants to be happy
Im the type of girl that isnt afraid to cry
Im the type of girl that is just a little too sensitive
Im the type of girl that takes everything to heart
Im the type of girl that that see's more into things , than is really there
Im the type of girl that believes it when you say you care
Im the type of girl that gives effortlessly without thinking of herelf
Im the type of girl that always ends up hurt
Im the type of girl that despite everything is still holdi
Normal Or Not?On the surface I look like a normal woman, but if you talk to me even for a short time, you will see that I am different. In school I was more of a math and science person than an English and history person. As I grew up, I found that I got along with guys better than girls because my interests are more like theirs. I would rather get outside and do things like hiking, boating, or fishing than sit inside and watch talk shows or soap operas. I like rock and roll and love to play all instruments including the drums and bass which you see few women play. In fact, I find many traditionally female interests, like shopping, decorating, and cooking to be dull if not aggravating.
I suppose this could be because men have always had a powerful influence on my life. My mother and grandmother are wonderful people and taught me many invaluable lessons, but when it came to social development, the men in my family definitely had a strong influence. My grandfather spent a great deal of t
What's Your Ideal Pet?Your Ideal Pet is a Cat
You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!
What's Your Ideal Pet?
Oh Hey!!!!So like my shout box was being a bitch so I had Ruby send me schtuff. yeah she fixed and she's says to me via the phone, "Hey Techincal support that's what I do."
LOL
A Womans Vocabulary Lmao1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will p
You Too Shall Come To Pass...I am not broken.
I will be fine.
I won't look back,
nor lose my mind.
I will stand tall.
I will not fear.
I won't remember,
those loss of years.
I'll survive.
I know I will.
I've done it before,
and I am standing...STILL!
SO, take your love,
and shove it up your ass!
I'll make it on my own.
YOU TOO SHALL COME TO PASS!!!
written by me/01-15/06
I Want MoreI want more
comments
pic comments
friends
fans
family
etc.
etc.
etc.
add me, comment on me, all that!
later.
HiYour Mood Ring is Dark Red
Very happy
Love
PassionMood Ring Generator
Hello Everyone!There I was 10,000 feet in the air, not a para
chute in sight. So I said to myself....Better start flappin.....
Please Excuse Me...Polite way to pee---
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted...
Shoes....Ok now seriously...if i am a shoe whore is there really anything wrong with that?
SO what if i have 75 or so pair of shoes...i do wear them...obviously there are seasonal shoes in the mix....
Anyway...i am a girl....and i buy them myself...if i can afford them whats the big deal?
Ok i am done venting...my sister yelled at me...:((
Vote For Torie!This is My Daughter Torie and she is in the advertisment contest. Its a comment bomb contest lasting one week! Will you vote for her?? PLEASE??
Repost if you care to
xoxox
Immortal Love
Part 2!The second part of the Black and Pink Garter Dress set is now up in the Glamour/Strip-tease section of my gallery. Check it out at www.viciousvamp.com!
I'm In!!!Well my friends I did it! I was sworn in yesterday and will be an MP. I'm so excited and sad all at the same time. I'm sad because I'm gonna be gone for 20 weeks and my little girl is gonna grow up so much in that time. This really is all for the best so I'm excited. I'll be shipping out on April 11 for basic and AIT. My baby's daddy is happy I'm doing something with my life but his new girlfriend is pissed because she's gonna have to play mommy while I'm away...I know she hates me so it's ok I'm not too fond of her either. So now I'm just gonna have fun and spend time with my little princess until I have to go.
Kinda ScaryThis is a Must Read for everyone who have children or grandchildren
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN READ IT TOO!
MAYBE AFTER THEY READ THIS
YOUR KIDS WILL NOT THINK THEIR PARENTS ARE TO OVER PROTECTIVE!!
After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get
on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her
Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message:
ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following
Me home today It was really weird!
GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you?
Don't you live in a safe neighborhood?
ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I
didn't see anybody when I looked out.
GoTo123: Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that
Have you?
ByAngel213: Of course not. I'm not stupid you know.
GoTo123: Did you have a softbal
What Kind Of Intelligence Do You Have?Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence
Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes.
You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time.
You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it.
Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds.
You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer.
What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
Horny SupermanOne day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super Hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.
"Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?"
"Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman.
"I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her."
"Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off.
Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down.
"Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?"
"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?"
"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration.
Twenty minutes l
B-lo Disdis nigga name b-lo tryed to holla at ya boy said he wanted to talk business backed out like a lil bitch when he saw i was blood come to find out nigga bang blue n try bang red but he ain't true dat nigga on some new shit while i been sold a few bricks while he was still suckin on his moms left tit on was on some wildin shootin up da club shit dis nigga was out tryin to get a chick to suck his small dick get a grip hit da nigga wit a brick started cryin like a bitch start laughing then got to gun clappin cuz all dis nigga does is gun rappin pistol whipped him wit da back of da buck turned around told to shut da fuck up ya luck is up ya dumb fuck unleashing a lyrical heavywieght movin at a fast pace while u a retarded nigga in a turtle race time for u to gt a taste watch me blow ya brains all ova da place one last thing bitch bite da curb
Things I've Learned This Week1. When someone is "upfront" with you in the begining about whatever it is they want, you seem to put more belief into anything you hear from them after that, when the truth is, they are probably the most deceiving of them all.
2. When you do something "nice" to make someone else feel good, it can bite you in the ass and you can lose friendships over it.
3. Pretty much anything within the confines of this electronic box mean absolutely nothing at all in reality.
4 Friends you've had for a long time, are still friends you find comfort in when it comes right down to it. (Thanks Mr DBD)
5. Everyone wants to be listened to..but not "too closely" What they say, might be misconstrued as the actual truth. Yet if you arent really listening, they are offended. (I don't get it)
Women Beware!!!!THIS GUY HAS PLAYED SO MANY WOMEN OUT THERE THERES SOMETHING THAT ISNT RIGHT BOUT HIM AND HE ALWAYS MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THE WOMAN DID IT ALL TO HIM AND HE DID NOTHING I FOR ONE KNOW THE FACTS AND HE IS A BIGTIME PLAYER.... JUST BEWARE AND WATCH YOURSELF...
Irishfly(aka Bigfly #591)@ CherryTAP
Urgent Message About KidsI Received this in the e-mail. I had to send it out to everyone.
Now as you know I don¡¯t have any kids, but this is still very important to pass on
This is a Must Read for everyone who have children or grandchildren
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN READ IT TOO!
MAYBE AFTER THEY READ THIS
YOUR KIDS WILL NOT THINK THEIR PARENTS ARE TO OVER PROTECTIVE!!
After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get
on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her
Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message:
ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following
Me home today It was really weird!
GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you?
Don't you live in a safe neighborhood?
ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I
didn't see anybody when I looked out.
GoTo12
Boys First Time LmaoSubject: A boy's first time
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My Open-mindness Is Getting Me In TroubleIt has come to my attention that being open-minded, gives you doors to just walk right into and be lax.
Buut, the draw back is that some people haven't realized that opening those doors is fitting yet and get upset or confused.
I have friends on here that understand me better than most and can get that I'm very open to all things and I won't get upset easly.
Being open-minded means you'll have to handle all sorts of answers, questions, and responses. It's risky, but that's who I am. Sometimes when that person gets upset, I have to make sure they acknowledge it's fine and they should be comfortable with me.
Talking is my passion, but affecting someone's mood is not. Sarcasm is my passion too, but unleashing unruley is not.
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Twatty Bullocks!ATP Tour Championship Tennis for sega genesis is a cheatin bastard.
Part 5 *youknowwhattoexpect*"woooooohoooooooo". She was going up and down on his cock. Since she lost the fear that it could hurt because of it s size she had moved her legs closer together.. a good decision.. she felt his glands in her now even more how it was moving up and down... he put his hands round her pelvis and controlled her up and down movement.. and incorporated circled moving into it. He with every down movement he made her getting his penis deeper in, her fear that it could hurt obviously had not been justified. She just knew he would not push it to far..
His hands then would move upwards her back.. and pulling her all over towards him. She put her hands round his head and they started kissing once again. his hands were still holding her body.. moving it up and down.... now he was taking control and he did that well.
they stopped the kissing to be able to take some deep breathes. Her body reared up again,as moans broke put of her. He pulled her back towards him while moaning loudly himself.
"Fast
What's Your Monster Name?Your Monster Profile
Creepy Killer
You Feast On: Olives
You Lurk Around In: The Backseats of Cars
You Especially Like to Torment: Pop Stars
What's Your Monster Name?
AnswersWhen you told me that your operation was cancelled, I could feel your disappointment and longed with all my heart that I could have been there to hold you in my arms. It tore me up inside knowing that you had build yourself up for the operation, just to see it all fall apart through no fault of your own. All I can say is that it is better to be safe than sorry or in my case bawling my eyes out (you know me). But, and this is a very big but, for me my Sweet ROSE, the news of your postponement filled my heart with joy. I know that this may appear selfish of me, but with your operation being postponed. I am now able to be with you for VALENTINE’S DAY, the mere thought of it fills my heart with joy. I could do a thousand happy TIGGER dances I feel so happy (big huge smile all over my face).
You are so right in saying you are coming home my love. For this small and green land awaits you with a willing heart and open arms. You have only to ask and this land will never let you leave for it
The Amazing Meganame GeneratorRebekah's Aliases
Your movie star name: Cheetos Bob
Your fashion designer name is Rebekah Paris
Your socialite name is Rekka Rockford
Your fly girl / guy name is R Goo
Your detective name is Cat Washington High
Your barfly name is Pecan Pie Amaretto Sours
Your soap opera name is Leigh Pacific
Your rock star name is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Trains
Your Star Wars name is Rebpep Goobri
Your punk rock band name is The Giddy Trapezoid
The Amazing Meganame Generator
Send Me A Pic!!!!!I am going to start a new picture folder for the guys. i want you guys to send me pics of you with my name "JACKIELICIOUS" on paper, on you, on anything ( please, no penis shots) and i will post you in my "Jackies hot boys section!!"
What Kind Of Intelligence Do You Have?..imagine That,,lol..Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence
Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes.
You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time.
You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it.
Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds.
You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer.
What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
If You Were Born In 2893 ...If You Were Born in 2893...
Your Name Would Be: Neyr Aoi
And You Would Be: The Destroyer of Earth
If You Were Born in 2893
On Kissing Surveys And Such SillinessI did it...I ventured a bulletin yesterday, a kissing survey (what are we 7th graders??? lol)
I didnt memorize it but it was a silly thing about would you want to kiss me and you had to indicate by number what you would like to DO to me *rolleyes*
From slippin me the tongue to um...giving me oral pleasure *blush*
lmao!
OK I asked for it I know that...lol if you put it out there then be prepared for the answer.
I got quite a few responses but with as many friends as I have not as many as I thought might...haha that was my ego talking there just for a minute but Im shutting it up now!!
So I guess its safe to say that alot of people on here would like to give me some oral pleasure....
and not that THAT doesnt sound like a nice idea either... *laugh* it has been..oh lets say a WHILE...
But its been even longer since someone held my face in his hands and kissed me softly like he meant it...who gave me his tongue tentatively and didnt try to lick my face *laugh* who
First InterviewI'm heading to my first interview with CEMX. Wish me luck!!! I need this job!
Been ThereHave you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?Your Birthdate: August 14
People wouldn't take you for a passionate person - and that's where they'd be wrong.
You can develop deep emotions quickly, and you're the type most likely to move in with someone after a few dates.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 6
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 3
You are most compatible with people born on the 5th, 14th, and 23rd of the month.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Game- Sex Or Pass...repostsubject: FUCK OR PASS! (repost)
date: 2007-01-19 09:31:02
There is at least one person on your list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.
So lets play the fuck or Pass! game.
The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd Fuck you."
SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny
YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies.
There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!!
repost this as "Fuck or Pass"
Don't be a bitch and not re-post it
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A Real Man! Repost1subject: A Real Man..For the woman that deserves better (repost)
date: 2007-01-19 09:28:45
This is for ALL the women out there that deserves better in life...who deserves better than who you just had in the past, and for those who want to find complete happiness and satisfaction.
Hope your search is short and sweet....
Take care....
Remember this ... Sometimes true happiness lies in front of you and you just haven't noticed....
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first.
2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.
3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.
4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.
5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises
6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not fine as fuck.
8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.
9.) A REAL MAN looks past what h
The KissKissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.”
What Color Blue Are You?You Are Royal Blue
People find you difficult to understand. In fact, you often find it hard to understand yourself.
You think so much that sometimes you get lost in your own thoughts!
What Color Blue Are You?
Sexy?????????? Repost!!!!!!subject: Sexxxxy?.... (repost)
date: 2007-01-19 10:01:37
post this as "Sexy Report Card" and see what people say! Its actually pretty fun!!
F- = YOUR SO ####### UGLY THAT ITS NOT FUNNY
F = I HEARD UGLY IS CONTAGIOUS DON'T TALK TO ME!
D = YOUR PARENTS MUST BE HATED
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. I would love to have you in my room with no one home :-).
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXEY!!
A+ = Gorgeous ... I want you to be mine : )
A++ = I 'D hit it
A+++ = ID DROP MY CLOTHES IN 3 SECONDS 4 U
A++++ = I'd be your sex slave
message me my grade...and re-post for yours and see what people say! Its actually pretty fun!!
(repost of original by 'im_loki' on '200
Winter QuarterWell this quarter I am taking English 151, Math 101, and Public Speaking.
I have my first paper due for English this Tuesday.
It is a true story about what happened to me as a child.
Math I don't have any grades yet just homework so far...I will post more about it later.
Public Speaking I have my first speach comeing up and I am doing it on How to make a Pumpkin Roll.
The week comeing up is week 5 all ready half way thought the quarter. Wow going fast!
I Am Unlucky With GirlsHi my friends
I am not good with expressing my feeling on a paper, forgive my english, but i feel i have too today.
I had 3 women i loved for real in my life.
The first girl i fall inlove was 12 years ago, i was young so was she. We were together for one year and then my best friend had sweet talk to her and get her. He left her one month later. She wanted me back but it was too late, i wasn't inlove with her anymore.
The second woman was a few months ago, after so many years of lonelyness, i fall inlove with her ( I think I never told her that). She was the one who revive some feelings that i thought were dead in me. But after so many years being alone I didn't know how to proceed with her, how to take care of a girl, i messed up, and I lost her. I can say that i have still feelings for her even today, i am not going to lie about this... Today we are only friends and give comments once in a while, but it's true that i would have prefer to have her as my girlfriend than my
George Carlin On AgingGood morning and a happy Friday to all! This is a good one to read now and then -------
George Carlin ( Absolutely Brilliant )
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there?
Without A Hitch & My Fucked Up Week...And so the fun begins....
So, I thought things were shitty enough. Well, my birthday has come and gone....yeah, well I got sick over my birthday. And, not from drinking too much. I ended up going to the hospital on my birthday and found out that I had Pharyngitis. (Throat infection) So I ended up wearing a mask on my birthday so everyone else didn't get sick..looking like I had SARS and all that. It sucked. So then after I got back home it took a turn for the worst. I started coughing really bad and my chest hurt...I think I developed an upper respiratory infection...so anyway I'm still taking antibiotics and such and I'm starting to feel better and all..but I've been sick for so long..I can't wait to get this over with.
So, on Wednesday, I had a match against Dead Lee in Raleigh at the Kings Barcade. I was walking around trying to get things ready before our match and the show hadn't started yet. I had seen that The Hardyz, Shannon Moore, and Shane Helms were there...but I was l
Your Love Life Secrets, RevealedYour Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.
You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?
It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off.
In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so.
Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.
Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Wow !!! Been Awhile...Well this past few weeks have been rough on me with the pregnacy...been having morining sickness, but now easien off slowly. Started back to school...it is almost half way thought the quarter Mid terms are next week can you believe it. I know I can't. Well tonight has been awhile since Me and Mike have been out so we are going out tonight depending on how I feel.
We are 9 weeks pregnate there is an ultsound of the baby up. Sorry about the pictures we are so busy to take anymore pics. We are going to take some while we are out tonight.
If there is anything else you want to know...just ask me or Mike.
I Wish I Was Psychotic.I'd be so much happier that way. Consiences seem to be so much of a crutch. I wonder how other people sleep at night sometimes. Maybe on a pillow full of money? But there are people like that who don't even make that much. They have sold their souls for such a meager amount. Maybe they sold them for future dreams of having that pillow of money.
How much does it take for you to do something so wrong? I may have a price, it just hasn't been offerred to me yet.
So Cool ( Cnn Headline News)I wrote an e-mail to CNN Headline NEWS about this new bill California wants to pass to stop people from spanking there kids. The Cool part is they read it!!!! I was so shocked did anyone see it Cheers Cody from Reno.
This is what I wrote
When I was growing up teachers used a ruler over the knuckles when we acted out. I still have the scars on my knuckles I feel that is abuse. A little tap on the bottom when they do something bad I feel is OK. I feel the government has no right to pass a bill on how to discipline a child. But i can see both sides. Thanks Cody Reno Nevada
Then they said " Sounds like Cody just admitted he used to get in trouble.
What Color Blue Are You?You are Ocean Blue
You're both warm and practical. You're very driven, but you're also very well rounded.
You tend to see both sides to every issue, and people consider you a natural diplomat.
What Color Blue Are You?
Beautiful Statue For The SoldiersWhat is it? See the description below the photo....
This statue currently stands outside the Iraqi palace, now home to the 4th Infantry division.
It will eventually be shipped home and put in the memorial museum in Fort Hood , TX.
The statue was created by an Iraqi artist named Kalat, who for years was forced by Saddam Hussein to make the many hundreds of bronze busts of Saddam that dotted Baghdad.
Kalat was so grateful for the Americans liberation of his country; he melted 3 of the heads of the fallen Saddam and made the statue as a memorial to the American soldiers and their fallen warriors.
Kalat worked on this memorial night and day for several months.
To the left of the kneeling soldier is a small Iraqi girl giving the soldier comfort as he mourns the loss of his comrade in arms.
Do you know why we don't hear about this in the news?
Because it is heart warming and praise worthy.
The media avoids it because it does not have the shock effect
GuardedGuarding yourself from the love of another
Left you with nothing tonight
Why does it sound like the devil is laughing
Leaving me haunted tonight
You did decide
Now I want you, when you're gone, and now it's like
You're holding something just in front of me
Well then, I can't allow this to become another
One of those times that I'm left in the cold, dead
There's no compromise
Just another tie
I know I need to sever
Guarding yourself from the love of another
Left you with nothing tonight
Why does it sound like the devil is laughing
Leaving me haunted tonight
You did decide
Ever haunted, by the trappings of this life
Sweet redemption, just in front of me
Well now, it seems once again that I've lost another
One of the one's that have broke through the wall
Damned
Fate won't compromise
I have sold my soul,
And now the devil's laughing
You did decide
You were bold and strong, and ready to begin your life
All for nothing, you were sacrificed
You began alone
Another Vonage Alertwhen u pay your vonage bill whether u are a lil behind on payment or not watch your bank acct closely especially if you have talked to them and told them u can only pay a certain amount because they will take the full amount causing your bank acct to overdraft...they just overdrafted my acct with my bank and when i called to talk to them i was put on hold for 15 min and then they hung up on me.
Allergies....Allergies suck ass...especially food ones...
i am so frustrated...all i really want is a salad with ranch dressing and some chicken
or a greasy cheeseburger...with the cheese and the damn bun...
i would KILL for a tortilla chip...fuck i hate my allergies....
here is a rundown....
So ok..some of you had asked what all i am allergic to.....
I will show you the codes....then show you whats in them
4+ is extremely large....none to list thank goodness
4 is very large...
Ragweed, milk, chocolate, cola, cinnamon, walnuts, and strawberries
3 is large....
grass, mold, housedust, dust mites, corn, soybean, cat, feathers, oranges, raw tomoatoes, wheat, goat, flounder, raw potaotes, onions, black pepper, bananas, raw string beans, oregano, turkey, silk, pyrethrum, tobacco leaf, rye, chicken, carrot, and lettuce.
2 is moderate....
tree, egg white, dog, orris root, garlic, barley, rice, and cabbage
1 is slight...thats cattle
the zeros that i got were....
peanut,
LiberateLiberate your mind
You motherfucker, you're so narrow-minded
So narrow-minded
Liberate your mind
Now motherfucker, will you liberate your mind
This time
Bold motherfucker
Don't limit your mind
Can't you see that the pace
Has fallen behind
All the hate in your heart
Will be leaving you blind
So bold motherfucker
Don't you limit your mind
This time
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting. I
"Out of Zion shall come forth a law
And the word of the Lord from Jerusalem
Nation shall not raise sword against nation
And they shall not learn war anymore
For the mouth of the Lord hath spoken"
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting.
A Mayo Jar And 2 Cups Of CoffeeWhen things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24
hours
>>in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups
of
>>coffee.
>>
>>A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
>>front of him When the class began; he wordlessly picked up a very
>>large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
>>balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed
that it was.
>>
>>The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into
the
>>jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas
>>between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar
>>was full. They agreed it was.
>>
>>The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the
jar.
>>Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if
>>the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."
>>
>>The profess
Don't Pay For Her Attention...Don't PAY For Her Attention...
NOTE: Success with women is more about your "Inner
Game" confidence and self image... combined with
understanding the PSYCHOLOGY of Attraction... than
it is about knowing "tricks" and "pick up lines".
If you understand what I'm saying, and you'd like
to really get the in- depth, behind-the-scenes
education on fixing your Inner Game issues... and
understanding the psychological approaches to
creating and then AMPLIFYING attraction, then go
and read THIS:
http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/AttractionBook/
I want to talk to you about a topic that is
always on the minds of men...
It's the topic of PAYING FOR THINGS FOR WOMEN.
This includes paying for drinks and dinners,
buying her gifts and taking her out to shows.
The question is: "Should I pay?"
Most guys feel OBLIGATED to pay if they go out
with a woman on a date.
Most guys feel COMPELLED to buy women gifts,
flowers, etc. and "take women
Your Love Life Secrets, RevealedYour Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.
You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?
You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.
In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so.
Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.
Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
What's Your Theme Song?Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2
"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"
You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.
What's Your Theme Song?
Overcoming Fear Of WomenOvercoming Fear Of Women
>NOTE: One of the most powerful ways to build a
strong "Inner Game" confidence is to actually go
inside and turn yourself into a MATURE man. I
know it sounds a little crazy, but if you're
ever going to have the kind of success that you
really want with women (and in life), then you
are going to have to do it. If this makes sense
to you, then read THIS:
http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/OnBeingAMan/
***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER***
Hi Obi'Wan De'Angelo,
I was one of, I'm guessing, the heaps of other
guys that have trouble with the ladies that are
giant procrastinators.
This was a major problem of mine, I'd think about
what to do and what to say, only to find that I
missed my opportunity in doing so.
Then a few weeks after reading "Double Your
Dating" I thought bugger this what am I scared of
a little girl who is smaller than me not being
interested. What a way to live life. Worried so
much about what somebody
3 Minute Management Course LmaoThe 3-minute Management Course
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Do I?Remind you of a Librarian?
Im thinking of a career change
What do u think
***SARCASM****
How To Get Her Interested In You QuicklyLet's talk about how to make a great FIRST
IMPRESSION with a woman...
I've found that there are 3 keys to approaching
a woman and sparking her attraction for you within
the first few minutes of meeting her.
They are:
1. Being CONFIDENT
A woman can "sense" confidence much like the
way a dog can sense fear.
Ask any woman and she will tell you that there
is something about a man who is confident and
comfortable in his own skin that is IRRESISTABLY
attractive... and something FAR MORE intriguing
about these types of men then there is about guy
who is simply physically attractive.
2. Being DIFFERENT
I don't need to tell you that attractive women
get approached by DOZENS of men... often in a
single day.
Fortunately 99% of these men do the EXACT same
things... and get rejected almost immediately.
This is great news for YOU... because when you
do something DIFFERENT you will instantly grab her
attention and peak her curiosity...
To Be Sure Of LoveTo be sure of Love
Love is being patient
Love is being Kind
Love is being happy
Having a clear but conscious mind
Love is sharing special moments
Love is taking a walk with the one you love
Love is being able to say NO and Yes when appropriate
Love is mainly being yourself to the One you LOVE
Love is all of the above and more
As we should all give our upmost
To the one we adore, when we feel sure,
Then and only then will we be secure
Knowing that we are loved.
COPYRIGHTED BY AINSLEY CARTER AKA COOLMCCOOL
How To "impress" Her On A DateHow To "Impress" Her On A Date
>NOTE: If you'd like to learn a few new tricks for
meeting women online, using the Internet dating
sites... plus how to create attraction over
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and read THIS:
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***QUESTION***
Hey Dave,
I am a good looking guy but never really got the
chicks i wanted, only got ones that wanted me.
That is history now thanks to your material..
In the lecture hall a chick asks me pointing "is
that free?" (meaning the seat next to me coz the
hall was full)... i made it out she was pointing
at my lap and i said.. "No you can't sit on my
lap, how about this seat?!". she cracks up
laughing and sits down.
I tease her hard at the interval, and after
lecture she asks me if i am single. To which i
reply "Yeah, i suppose i have space for one
more!!"- she giggles and calls me naughty.
She texts me all the time now and we plan to do
Do You Get Enough Sleep?You Sometimes Don't Get Enough Sleep
You're often more tired than you'd like, and you're probably not getting enough quality sleep.
Sleeping a little more could make you a lot more energetic and happy.
Try having a bedtime, keep your bedroom cool, and only eat fruit before bed.
Do You Get Enough Sleep?
Soldier's PrayerGot to pray sometime
A Soldiers Prayer
God our Father,
Help me to remain true to my ideals
during my service to my country.
Help me be what is in America,
the land of the free.
May I realize that I represent
what our country stands for.
My uniform is a symbol of duty and valor
both in peace and in war.
I take up arms to defend what all Americans hold dear:
life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Grant me the strength to live according to these ideals,
the courage of my convictions, and the resolve to endure
whatever dangers threaten.
With you at our side I fear no evil
and resist every enemy,
secure in the knowledge
that you hold me in the palm of your hand.
Amen.
Im Now A SergeantI got a good new years gift given to me this year. I finally got promoted on the 1st of January to the rank of Sergeant in the US Army
MovingHEy all. Not sure who if anyone will read this blog but I hope my friends do. I have made the decision to leave him since we are about to lose power, home phone and my cell phone, and natural gas (we heat with this and electicity too) He treid to borrow against his 401K but all he could get was 200. and I told him that wasn't enough. Not sure what he is going to do but I have to leave for my kids. If I had the money I have access to a trailer where I live so my kids wuoldn't have to change schools but this is hard to get if you don't have money. Its in a trailer park and then I have to have money for the utilities too. I guess we 5 will move in wiht my mom again :( We will take up two rooms but what about my stuff!? So much to do. It hit me hard last night...I am fixing to get another divorce. NO sex and no one to cuddle in bed. Oh wait I dont have they now and I am married! SO I guess I wont miss that and as for remarring....Only if God tells me and then I am not sure I
Expressions Of LoveExpressions of LOVE
This is the time of the year,
When love ones feel the need to be sincere,
Whether it’s marriage, kids or other love relations,
This is the best time to show our emotions.
Relationship some may form a unity bond,
May it be just for this time, sometimes a few seconds.
This is all that it may take
As we all say I love you instead of I hate.
To be united as one means quite a lot to me,
Especially looking in the eyes of the one and only.
To some it’s just a fantasy, a dream,
But it’s best to be truthful and show what you mean.
To say those three words
Some people may stutter
Afraid of commitment
So not a word they dare utter.
But if you say you love someone
Then you shouldn’t be afraid
To let your true feelings out to show
Your true meaning of Love to a wonderful being.
For you honey with love. Happy Valentines Day.
Copyrighted by Ainsley Carter January 05 2004 00:20 hrs
Men Want The Perfect WifeA store that sells a wife has just opened in New York City, where a man
may go to choose a wife.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the ladies increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch...you may choose any lady from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a man goes to the Wife Store to find a Wife.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: may go to choose a Wife.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the lady increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
You Got An "f" Cuz You Wore The Wrong Shirtyou're kid failed... — Friday, January 19, 2007
yup, they would have had an "A" but they were wearing the wrong clothes. That's just they way it is. What would you do?
I'm sure you would just accept it, and buy your child different clothes. If your or their culture isn't accepted, then ohwell, just admitt there was something wrong with your entire life. And now is your " wake-up call " to change....... Take the "F" and move on is what you say to your children. And then thank the teacher for letting you know that your culture and beliefs are so wrong that even though otherwise your child would have gotten an "A", because of what they looked like, they completly failed the class, and don't get any credit for the class. What is more important anyway? Learning, and perpetuating the idea that is not only ok, but the thing to do to treat people in certain ways due to their appearance?
Whatever, no one gives a fuck to do much or try to do much about it anyway. Again, I'm
Mood Ring GeneratorYour Mood Ring is Yellow
Imaginative
Wondering
Thoughts
Peaceful
Mood Ring Generator
Love In A Special WayLove in a special way
As I gazed my eyes upon you
I see the light reflecting your beautiful,
Voluptuous figure,
Which leaves me mesmerized.
Your charm, your charisma
Is never a sight for sore eyes.
The calmness that you give
Each and every day
Makes me love you more
In every special way.
I love the way we chat
And send loving texts to each other
Yet still understanding
That there is another.
For the love we have
None can surpass
For a minute not even a day
For this is the love we share
In a special way. I love you
COPYRIGHTED BY AINSLEY CARTER AKA COOLMCCOOL
Young LoveThis gives a feeling
Just like licking a candy.
Makes you bubbly inside
Makes you feel quite dandy
Your palms are all sweaty
Your heart beat races
Your legs feel so wobbly.
The smirk it glows
And shows on your faces
You become preoccupied
With everything that you do
From that special moment
Both of you said I love you.
You seem as though you fear nothing
As if on cloud nine you are
Sadness no longer a part of your mind
Your desires are set afar.
For one thing and one alone
Keep plaguing your mind
Yet being warned you’re in love
Others say that you are blind
To fall in love so young
Surely he/she should’ve given time…
COPYRIGHTED BY AINSLEY CARTER AKA COOLMCCOOL 28/08/03
The SoldierAs I look out from beneath my bunker
I could hear the voices
Of despair and blunder,
The cries bellowing out in pain
As the shells pierced our skin
Oh! This is really a shame
But dedicated soldiers we are
For we fight for our country
Away from home so far.
The pain, the agony, it hurts inside
As the bullet bore through
My back and out my side
It’s a shame my life flashes before me
My loved ones, my kids they’re all I see.
I fall on my knees hands in my face
Awww I pray am I alive, am I not dead
Just then another bullet pierces my head
I think it’s all over now
There’s nothing more I could do
Alas I see the lights, the aura
Is it really true?
I feel my body numb, floating as if
To the heavens I rise
To the open arms of the Supreme Being
I looked into his eyes.
Why me Oh Lord! Why me?
All for my country the cause…
We never see………………..
COPYRIGHTED BY AINSLEY CARTER AKA COOLMCCOOL 28/03/03
Still Frame MemoryHave you ever wondered what exists inside ones mind. like millions of photographs in filing cabinets that lock away cherished memories. maybe a dvd player that plays back that forgotten song that cues you back into the movie of your life. these are things i always think about besides the whole antipolitical movement. I have memories of things as a child I cant forget much like I have parts I have erased. but the one image I can never shake is the image of myself being abused. Its hard to let go of what you cannot control and will stay with you forever. No matter how much therapy counsiling or tryin to forget I have to hold onto this. Its what keeps me strong lets me know im better than that and allows me to carry on being proud of who I am and that will never leave me still frame memory is all I have to keep me here
Foreign CommercialsI received an email today from an old friend that had an attachment. After viewing it, I mused about why we don't see commercials like that in the USA. We obviously are being protected from life's realities and ourselves by someone. Who decides what is appropriate for me to view? I for one, would rather make my own choices.
Here's what the commercial is:
How Observant Are You?Your Observation Skills Get A B
Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you!
How Observant Are You?
Asperger SyndromeRecently my son was diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome, Bi-Polar (which I already knew), and ADHD (which he was diagnosed with 2 yrs prior)... He is 7 yrs old, and very intelligent for his age, and he knows this... He is a very difficult child to deal with... Difiant to all degrees, rude, and well I could go on and on, but damn that would take forever... But he does have his good points as well, but he never shows his good side to me... Only other people, and well it hurts me terribly... I feel as though this child hates me with a passion, for whatever reason... Then I begin to think... I am the only person he feels comfortable & safe to treat like well shit basically that is what it boils down to... I know he doesn't understand a lot of things about his disorder and all, sometimes I wish he did... I myself suffer from Bi-Polar so we clash something fierce, and are always at each others throats... It's sad really, and I feel bad... Even with me being on medication, it's hard for me to co
What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?You Are Strawberry Ice Cream
Yuck! My all time favorite is vanilla!
A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core.
You often find yourself on the outside looking in.
Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works.
You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream.
What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?
Gray CloudsGray Clouds
(c) 2004 W.Becker and T. Hantel
I'm looking at the sky
watching gray clouds hunt each other
just like animals
across the barren land
I'd like to roam with them
your blue eyes are on my mind
as they travel fleetingly
across the boundless skies
I'm sleeping only lightly
as light as those gray clouds
nervously they're hunting me
across a dome of blue
(Bridge)
These dreams they weigh me down
These dreams are going back and forth
These dreams they weigh me down
These dreams are coming back to me
Ref.:
There's a corny movie showing up there in my head
an endless feature playing that I just can't forget
I'm sitting in the stalls, right there in row fifteen
there's popcorn sticking to my bed, as real as in a dream
I gently touch your head
afraid to get my hopes too high
Among these clouds of gray
to other lands I fly
I'm looking at your sky ...
it's blue just like your pretty smile
the clouds have travelled on
the clouds have travelled
Going Away This WeekendJUST A QUICK NOTE TO TELL ALL OF MY FRIENDS THAT I WILL NOT BE AROUND THIS WEEKEND. MY BOYFRIEND MARK IS TAKING ME TO VISIT HIS MOTHER IN NORTH WILDWOOD, NEW JERSEY.
NO COMPUTER THERE SO I WILL BE INCOMMUNICADO AGAIN. SORRY FOLKS. BUT IN THE MEANTIME LEAVE ME SOME LOVE & DO NOT FORGET TO KEEP VOTING FOR ME IN MY CONTEST. (FOR THE LINK SEE MY PLZ. VOTE FOR BLOG). NO TIME TO GRAB MY LINK NOW.
SEE Y'ALL ON MONDAY AND I HOPE THAT EVERYONE WILL HAVE A VERY NICE WEEKEND. BEHAVE YOURSELVES (LOL).
TAKE CARE EVERYONE ~~~~ MUCH LOVE ~~~~ MZ. PONYGIRLSUE
The Five Factor Values TestYour Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!
Honesty:
You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."
Generosity:
You value generosity highly.
So much so that you often put your own needs last.
There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart...
But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy.
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company
Using Your MouthUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
This Made Me Snort Coffee Out My Nose :pHOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED CANADIAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pan
I Saw It Comingbut i didnt think i would be hurt by the one i loved... u have no clue how hurt i am... u can only imagine.................FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i should of listend to everyone else.....
Yay Boredomalright i'm ready for this semester be over, tho i do look forward to a couple of the classes. I do miss home, talk about culture shock cali to wva. hmmmm
The Five Factor Values TestYour Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.
Honesty:
You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor l
Ordering Drinks...lolBefore you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.... ..............
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with fri
Another Of Brians Poems...Heaven......... When I go to heaven I'll look down upon you and smile When I see you laugh I'll be laughing with you When I see you wonder I will place my hand on your shoulder, And send you warm thoughts When I see you cry I'll hold you in my arms Until all the tears are dry When I feel you remember Only happy thoughts of me will surface When I see the days wearing on you I'll make you take a deep breath When I see you sleep I'll hold you and be in your dreams When your sick and feeling hopeless I'll take care of you with love When your time has come And this world you leave behind I'll be waiting in Heaven with my arms stretched wide And when your by my side I'll show you eternity Where all pain and suffering subside Together we will be at last For this is God's great plan Written by Brian Douglas
Crappy Week For Sure!Okay, so some of you knew that I have been sick most of the week. I had a bad spell with the flu. I'm still not 100%, but I didn't want to miss anymore work so I went in this morning at 6:30 AM as usual. I walk in and my boss tells me that I have been replaced, that he needs "reliable" employees. I'd brought in a doctor's note and all right after I went the first time. Well, that didn't matter. So now I find myself unemployed, which is something that I've never been. I am a dedicated type of guy.
I'm debating on starting my own business, I have a degree in landscape architecture as well as HVAC install and repair experience. I'm thinking of starting up a landscape company or something. Maybe this all happened for a reason. Well, for now I'll sit here in bed for another day, get well, and start fresh on Monday. I've been comment bombing in a contest, but I'm not getting anywhere with that, had a goal, but my computer is just too slow to get it done.
Hope everyone ha
What Kind Of An Angel Were You Before Your Life On Earth?..whod A Thunk It...You scored as Guardian Angel. You were a guardian angel! Before you were sent down to Earth to live and be tested, you were a beautiful guardian angel who faught off evil and protected humans even the ones who didnt deserve it. You risked everything to protect them because for some reason you just naturally had a fondness of them. Humans felt protected when you were around even though they couldnt see you secretly keeping them safeGuardian Angel68%Angel of Guidance64%Angel of Hope57%Angel of Prayer54%Angel of Good Fortune39%Angel of Death14%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com
LoveGOD IS LOVE,
THEREFORE LOVE IS PERFECT!!
Hooah!!! To All My Military FriendsBody: HOOAH!
Body: Take it from me.....
You stay up for 16 hours
He stays up for days on end.
_________________________
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.
__________________________
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
__________________________
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
__________________________
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
__________________________
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
__________________________
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
______
Video Game Challange (finished)So,
finally the challange came to an end, but everytime things change. Like today, @ 4:30 i went to the Video Game Arena where the guy from the yesterday's challange was waiting 4 me. He look really focused. So, it announced that there wont be a loosing thing , the only way to win is to say "GIVE UP". That was one of the stupidest thing i heard there today. But on the other hand i was happpy and decided to make him to say "I GIVE UP". The score was reset once again and this time it was looking like a new contest from 0-0. OK the challange starts once again right @ 4:30 sharp. I was start sweating and my eyes and my mind was really start rotating coz i never ever played with so much focus and intensity before. Althou he was of my match and of my calibur neither he quit nor i. after batteling each other for 5 consecutive hours we were totally exhausted and i start feeling dizzy coz i havn't eaten anything since morning but i didn;t lose my heart and finally i forced him to say I GIVE
Yep!yes, i had the tests done
but i'm waiting for the results...
next monday will be done the Magnetic Resonance, and next Jan 29 the blood and urine result
and yes, that stupid machine for the MR does too much noise :P
my arm has booboo still lol
and for now my stomach is ok, no pain while i'm taking the pill :)
i'm in an excellent mood
i started to look for some info in Brazil about kateboarding :) so when i get my vacations i can do it! after the show last night in the Kateboarder lounge now i'm very excited about it haha xD thanks Scrapper! it was awesome! i already called one of my friends asking if he would like to go to Brazil with me and do Kateboarding and he already said yeah sure! (lol i had to tell him what was that hahah he didn't even know!)
really i'm in a good mood and i guess no one, and i mean NO ONE will be able to ruin my day ;)
Your In Texas Now!Two guys were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps his nightstick on the window. The driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license-he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What did you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're g
Myspace Round 2kay so last time i forgot my password and stuff lol so heres the new myspace, feel free to add me
http://www.myspace.com/pixienymphgoddess
DeathYou scored as Angel of Death. You were an Angel of death! Before you were sent to Earth to be tested and be a human, you were what brought death upon humans. With a look, you could kill anyone. Your unusal intrest in death and love of blood and gore asures that in heaven, you delt with it very much. You were an angel who brought death to all, and what is and forever will be feared by humans. Your old deathly stare still scares people and you still crave for killing.Angel of Death96%Angel of Guidance25%Guardian Angel14%Angel of Prayer11%Angel of Hope7%Angel of Good Fortune0%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Omfg I Am Sooooo Pissed Offfffffthis guy is going in to my gallery markin my pics nsfw even when not and all cause i reported two of his default pics as nsfw because they were his dick pics and my 11 year old daughter seen them......how fair is this friggin crap. here is his pic
~Anton~(AMC)~{K.O.T.}@ CherryTAP
Undress MeUndress me with your eyes
And seduce me with your smile
Within your loving arms
Is where I'd like to stay awhile
Adorn my body with kisses
As you lay me on the bed
You won't need a 'How To' guide
For my mind is easily read
Search for hidden treasure
As you touch my inner soul
To reach love's highest peak
Will be our ultimate goal
Sample love's sweet nectar
From this chalice of desire
As we ignite the coals of passion
The flame of love burns higher
Trace your finger over my body
Across every curve and mound
And as we reach our destination
We see that paradise has been found
Beast WithinAnimalistic urges grow
As we make loves sweet show
Bite flesh with your nails and claw
The beast within likes the feeling raw
Takes over and gains control
Beast of lust without a soul
Bites and growls locked in heat
Makes a lover a meal to eat
Pain excites the beast within
Drives on lust oh sweet sin
Faster pace of lusty grind
Now set free from in the mind
Forcing harder till climax arrive
Feel the energy so alive
Growls of orgasms final release
At last the beast lays at peace
Safely back within its prison cage
Only to awaken when you enrage
With love bites and claws and torn flesh
Beast of lust will then with you enmesh
As you are one in the act and deed
beast leaves in you something you need
That primal part that stirs the soul
Makes you both one complete and whole
By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Too TiredToo Tired
© 1999 T. Hantel
It is so hard to
keep my eyes open
every new second
is dragging me down
All of my blood
Has sunk to my feet now
I always agree
`cause I’m to weak to frown
Been sharpening pencils
for two hours straight
my boss won’t object
`cause he’s out of town
(Bridge)
I pick up the phone
when it has stopped ringing
the master of tired
I’m wearing the crown
(Refrain)
Too tired to live ... too tired to die
Too tired for work ... too tired for crime
Too tired for sex ... alone or with you
Too tired might be ... too good to be true
Too tired for you ... too tired for me
Too tired to hear ... too tired to see
Too tired is all ... that I seem to be
Too tired is all ... that they let me be
If I drink more coffee
My kidneys will pop
If I drink something else
My heart will just stop
My plan is to try
to make it till five
But the way my pulse feels
I might not be alive
If I was asleep
I could at least dream
Of making i
I Need To VentIM SO TIRED OF THIS SH**!
YOU SAY UR GOING TO DO SOMETHING THEN DO IT! I WAS NICE ENOUGH TO DO U A FAVOR SOMEWHAT AND YOU HAVE TO KICK ME IN THE A** LIKE U ALWAYS FU**EN DO! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THOUGH...MY FAULT. THEN U HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK ME FOR A FAVOR AGIAN! LMAO!!!!!!!!
HA!
THE THING THAT PISSES ME OFF IS I DONT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL IN THE WAY THAT I WANT TO. THIS WEAKNESS COMES OVER ME AND IM LOST FOR WORDS AND I FREEZE. THEN IM STUCK WITH ALL THIS FURY FOR YOU!
YOU DONT HAVE TO COMMENT ON THIS I JUST REALLY NEEDED TO VENT OKAY.
Check Out My New Pagehey guys and als well unfortunantley theres no pix of me so if u want add me as ur friend on mysace
www.myspace.com/poision_bombshell
Be Back Later.WELL I AM GOING OUT GROCCERY SHOPPING. I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO, BECAUSE THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS SO DAMN UNPREDICTABLE. ONE MINUTE THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHT AS CAN BE, THE NEXT...ITS DAMN NEAR WHITE OUT CONDITION. I HATE LAKE EFFECT SNOW. I GUESS MOTHER NATURE IS PAYING US BACK FOR HAVING SUCH A MILD START TO WINTER.
I MAY BE BACK ONLINE BEFORE I LEAVE....I HAVE TO GO GET READY TO LEAVE...SHOWER, DRESS, DIG OUT MY BOOTS...
SilenceSilence
© 2001 T. Hantel
You lie there looking vacantly
At something I can't see
You lie there and I'm asking you
To talk to me
A single phrase like 'get away'
Would do to make me stay
A single phrase like 'what the hell'
Could make me yell
You lie there and I'm standing here
It is my fault I fear
You lie there, you don't say a word
I know you're hurt
And silence crawls ...
Like fog in slowmotion
And silence crawls ...
And shrouds all emotion
And silence crawls ...
Between us like a serpent
And silence crawls ...
And pushes us apart
I try to get your point of view
I see that you can’t argue
Hands clamped tightly over ears
Restraining tears
We have a problem. Is it me ?
I have to make you see
That you just won‘t get out of this
Clenching a fist
(Refrain)
Ever ChangingA 20 YEAR OLD THAT SEES THE WORLD THE SAME WAY
AT 70...HAS WASTED 50 YEARS OF THEIR LIFE....
Wow Its Coldok peeps ive had no electric for over 24 hours now due to that storm we had, and its damn cold lol but i promise i will get back to all u once the lights stop flickering xx
Strip Euchre RulesFor those who don't know, Euchre is a card game much like Harts or Spades...played mostly in the Midwest in Ohio, Michigan, Indiana and Kentucky...
Strip Euchre Rules
Bored of playing strip poker or strip trival pursuit???
Why Not try my own personal rules for playing strip Euchre!
"Classic" Strip Euchre (Co-ed)
There are two teams of 1 guy and 1 girl and the losing team of each hand must EACH strip off an article of clothing. Once a team is naked, they must play naked until the 10 pts to win the game are finished. Then the losing team, must perform one sex act or "pay up" on the winning team, until the winning team is satisfied that the "pay up" is completed.
The losers must "pay up" until one of two things happen:
Either the winners ask them to stop, because they are too horny and want to have sex with the losers, or
The losers continue "paying up" until the winners orgasm.
Once either of these two things happen, the "pay up" is over and you can either
PathsDO NOT ALWAYS FOLLOW WHERE THE PATH MAY LEAD..
BUT GO WHERE THERE IS NO PATH AND LEAVE A TRAIL>>>
LifeYOU ONLY LIVE TWICE....
ONCE WHEN YOU ARE BORN...
AND ONCE WHEN YOU LOOK DEATH IN THE FACE
SeeingTHE WHOLE WORLD SEES YOU AS ONE PERSON...
BUT THERES ALWAYS ONE PERSON THAT SEES YOU...
AS THE WHOLE WORLD
LoveLOVE ISNT LOVING A PERFECT PERSON...
ITS LOVING AN IMPERFECT PERSON PERECTLY...
And The Winner IsFirst off I would like to thank everyone who joined my contest and all the people who nominated these awesome people the results of the contest are!
*WINNER*
*sugartastic*
*2nd place*
*april*
*3rd place*
*tat2syou*
Here is a a screen shot to show the results...
Thanks agian!
~SillyElliebobellie~
TimeIT TAKES A MINUTE TO MEET SOMEONE..
AN HOUR TO KNOW THEM..
A DAY TO LIKE THEM...
A YEAR TO LOVE THEM...
AND A LIFETIME TO FORGET THEM
I CriedWhen you were 8 years old, your mom handed
you an
ice cream. You thanked her by yelling at her and
telling her
its the wrong
kind
When you were 9 years old, she paid for
piano
lessons. You thanked her by never even
bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old she drove
you all
day,
from soccer to football to one birthday
party
after another. You thanked her by
jumping out of
the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, she took you
and
your friends to the movies. You thanked
her by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, she warned
you not
to watch certain TV shows. You thanked
her by
waiting until she left the house.
When you were 13, she suggested a
haircut that
was becoming. You thanked her by telling
her she
had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month
away at
summer camp. You thanked her by
not
writing a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from
work,
looking for a hug. You thanked h
Story-the Weirdest DreamStory- The Weirdest Dream
I had the weirdest dream the other night....
I found myself in a place I had never been before....I was sitting on a couch in a house and I don't know how I had gotten there. I looked around, trying to find clues as to where I was and why I was there, but I was unable to find anything to help give me any information.
I looked over at the TV and there was a yellow sticky note on it that said "PLAY THE TAPE"
I found a VCR remote sitting on top of the TV and pushed play. I was greeted with the cleavage of a sexy woman pressed close to the camera and then she walked backwards and sat on the a bed. The woman looked familiar, but I wasn't able to place her face. She was an attractive blonde and she was wearing a shirt that was unbuttoned to show her cleavage and her breasts were cupped by a black bra. She had on these knee length black boots and a Tan mini skirt.
She was sucking on a lollipop rather seductively and just smiled at the camera for
Nights PassionI lifted your head and gave you a kiss
you had opened your eyes so nothing to miss
and as I looked at your face
by the embers glow
as the fire had burnt down low
our passion we felt had continued to grow
our fingers explored each other flesh
as our bodies together was tightly pressed
the excitement, and the thrill
of our abandoning all our will
as our bodies shook
with every orgasmic convulsions
each time bringing us over the top
praying that it would never stop
and as we screamed out in a frenzy yell
each others name
together we felt the same
when we held on to each other in sheer delight
long into the night
finally when we collapsed into
a massive heap of tangled limbs
as I lifted your chin
I gave you one more kiss
as we started over again
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To All You C Tappers Kepp Safe OVer the Windy Weekend
The Bow x
Where To Have Winter SexWhere to have Winter Sex
From the pages of AskMen, here are the top 6 places to have Winter sex...
It's winter and you want to have sex. But you don't want to head to the bedroom and get your groove on. No. You want to head out in subzero temperatures and enjoy sex, Eskimo style.
This winter, turn ordinary sex into something extraordinary by testing out these locations with your woman.
1- Gondola
Whether you plan to ski, snowboard or head to the top of a mountain for any reason, use the opportunity to engage in a quickie in the gondola. The ride up the mountain will take on a new meaning.
2- Top of a mountain
If you're feeling bold, head to a secluded spot at the top of a mountain and get your groove on. She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes.
3- Cross-country skiing/Snowshoeing
If you opt to take the scenic route on a winter day, you're bound to find a spot where you can stop and penetrate. Sex in a winter wonderland will definitely leave you
Weekend Plans Or Lack Thereof Lol...AARRGGHH!! No blind dates for me this weekend...lmao
Not even a plan to go out at all...Im sick of going to clubs and its the same stuff all the time. Half drunk idiots who think you should be impressed because of how much money they make or what they drive..
WHO CARES
I dont..I make enough money and I have a great ride. It will take more than that to impress me.
There are alot of qualities that I value in a friend...a potential BF would have to be a great friend above all. If you can be a friend you can be a lover...Im not one to sleep with someone just to have sex. Call me old fashioned if you want. ITs fine...Im cool with it.
So what will I do? On Sat I have three classes at the spa (we are changing the name to the studio lol) and then Im going to SIT home and do my nails, have a glass of red wine and put my feet up... *grin* IM getting all excited about it just thinking about it. Hey maybe Ill rent a movie!! woohoo!! lmao well if YOU work 6 days a week what would yo
Cherrytagz Server IssueHey Guys,
I am working with Tech Support right now and Cherrytagz.com should be back up and running 100% soon. I am told they are working on it and we will have new servers tonite! Soooo sorry guys Please bear with me.
Ill make it up to all of you ;)
Vlad
Candleburning DivinationHOW THE CANDLE BURNS
* When you first light the candle, if it emits black smoke it is a sign that it is beginning to remove negative energy from your desire.
* When the smoke is white, then your prayer will be answered, but there may be some struggles to obtain your desire.
* A strong flame is a good indication. The candle is working by sending out a lot of power and energy to bring about a manifestation of your
prayer. This is a sign that the candle is working rapidly.
* A weak or low flame indicates that the candle is working very slowly to remove an obstacle or to bring in a positive vibration to your prayer
or spell. You are facing some heavy opposition to having the request granted. It is an indication that you will have to pray a little longer
time before your desire is granted.
* A jumping flame can indicate spiritual warfare on your behalf. A lot of raw energy and power is working. If the candle is a war candle, then
the person whose name is attached to the c
Story-satin PantiesStory- Satin Panties
I kneel down and notice that little wet spot on your panties from where you nectar is leaking from aniticipation....and then lower my face to just inches in front of your mound....looking at your body encased in the material, seeing your puffy lips straining against the material, aching to be touched and played with, breathing in deeply your kitten musk....
I then would start to kiss your panty bludge, planting little kisses up and down your slit, rubbing my face against the satin feel of your panties, making the wet spot even bigger, using your very own underwear as part of the tease/seduction...making you wetter and hornier b/c I can't properly suck or eat you the way you want me to.
Using your panties material to help me tease and please you at the same time...the material rubbing your slit and tickling your clit as my my mouth, fingers and tongue drive you nuts as they work over your panty prison....... making your kitty ache.....
I can tell b
Touch Mebaby please just touch me
from my head down to my toes
baby touch me everywhere
take your time real slow
oh I love your fingertips
leaving a trail of fire
baby please just touch me
you are my one desire
trace a path down to my breast
how they ache and swell
now my bodies burning up
wherever your fingers dwell
now your hand moves lower
my legs I willingly spread
just to feel your fingers there
followed by your head
baby please just touch me
see how weak I am
and all because of touches
from my lovers hand
Common Medicinal HerbsAloe
Technical Name: (Aloe vera) Gel extracted from the inside of aloe leaves
Used for: Topical treatment of sunburn, first and second degree burns, skin irritation or inflammation, mosquito bites, rashes from poisonous plants, constipation and colic.
Available In: Whole, living plants, commercial gels and lotions.
Herb Drug: Choose lotions with the highest percentage of aloe gel.
Interaction: Topical use can trigger rare allergic reactions; may delay surgical wound healing. Burns with significant blistering should be evaluated by trained medical personnel.
When Buying: None known
Dosage and Warning: Cut open aloe leaf and apply gel generously as needed. For internal use of aloe gel, 30 ml three times a day.
Child Dosage: Same as adults.
Arnica
Technical Name: (Arnica montana) A daisy-like mountain flower.
Used for: Bruises, sprains, soreness and swelling/muscle spasms from sports activity; arthritis set off by seasonal change; general muscle and joint pain.
Available In:
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My Baby Girlmy baby girl only three,mommy loves you can't you see.just down the street.but too far to reach.it's not my fault that we can't be.they keep us apart.why can't they see. so don't you worry mommy loves you with all her heart and it won't be long till we aren't apart.remember my hugs and sweet eskimo kisses they'll soon be real and you won't have to miss them. to my baby girl.(aka) RAT. MOMMY LOVES YOU.
Mrsa Staph Infection And Stuff~;(>I've been bed ridden for the past week because of this staph infection that turned out to be the worst kind, MRSA. Which is resistant to most antibiotics, so they had to cut and drain it then pack it which is the most painful thing I have ever expirenced. Now I have a nice size hole in my leg. I'll post the pic. when I dress it tonight, I'm sure everyone want's to see it~;)>
Besides that I have finally got my driver license back, 'bout damn time. I've also bought the new Zelda but waiting to get the Wii because they don't have any in stock yet, sux ass~;(>
I've been watchin' a shit load of movies, The Illusionist being one of my favorites and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Begining being the bloodiest, Superman Returns was less than I expected and and I can't wait to see SawIII this tuesday~;)>
I also don't think I'll be here as much as I used to. I'll be doing more stuff now that I have my drivers license back, well that it for this blag~;P>
Nfl Playoff HumorA first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans too. Not really knowing what a Pats fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a patriot fan" she reports.
"Then,” asks the teacher,” What are you?"
"I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots . "
Do You BelieveLook into your heart and tell me what you see.
Am I still on your mind; are you thinking of me?
Do you wake in the night and let out a sigh?
Do you whisper my name and wonder why;
I can't be there with you tonight?
With you in my arms, holding you tight?
Do you believe in the miracle of Love
Do you believe in you
Do you believe in Love
Do you believe it could happen to you
Take me in your arms, don't ever leave,
With you in my arms, I'll make you believe!
I believe in love,always and forever.
I believe in us, you and I together.
I can't believe Love is pain,
You have everything to lose and nothing to gain.
Tell me you believe and look into my eyes...
Do you believe... I'm not like the others?
Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes..lolAbdi's three minute course on how to become bilingual.
Read the English translation and then say the Chinese words OUTLOUD for proper enunciation...
1) Thats not right............... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I ran into a coffee table............ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were dieting.................. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) Tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12)Hiding...................... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15)Great................... Fa Kin
Sex And FantasyHands-on Education
Why hello Mr. Mechanic man
I like those big hands of yours
Hope you dont mind me lookin.
I am just a good Southern girl
Raised in her mommas kitchen
So you are breathtakin to me
With your labor and toil and manly form.
Barefoot with pigtails I stand here watchin you work
Twirling my tongue around ice-cold sweet tea
I'm all grown up now and standin here looking at you
Do ya see me?
My sunkissed pigtails ticklin my bare shoulders
A bit of freckles and tanned bronze skin?
This isnt the body of a lil girl
I am a woman now.
I always liked a hard workin man
My Daddy sure was one
What I'm wonderin in my innocent lil head
Is what those hands could teach me
And those contoured arms that strain as you work
I like that trickle of sweat running down
I'm feelin kinda funny
Standin with my legs stickin to my cotton skirt
It really is warm out here isnt it?
Cuz I feel the heat rising as my cheeks flush
And I cant stop staring at your hard body
If y
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Sex And RelationshipsI taste the salt
As my teeth sink in your shoulder
I feel your flesh
As my nails dig in your back
I see the heavens
As I scream your name.
My Latest Poem, Tell Me Whatcha ThinkAs I am in the park
Walking aimlessly around
I stop and look around
Not a soul in sight most afraid to brave this fridgid winter night
The roads covered in ice
The sidewalks in unscattered compacted snow
No grass on lawns to be seen
I am alone with my thoughts
Not minding the freezing tempature
As nothing is as cold as the pain in my heart
My soul is crying out for love
searing flames of need throughout my being
Flames i am unable to extinguish or even dim
why did you walk away why did you leave me without a word
you slipped right through my grasp
fading away with the sun
one day you were here
holding me saying you would always be "here"
where did "here" go?
I guess "here" is no longer by my side
I just wish i just knew the reasons you snuck away
why you left without even looking back
Fast FoodNutritional study puts fast-food meals in poor light....now that is something to read about on the front page of my Local Newspaper....
Are there really any people still out there that do not know that BK or McDonalds are not healthfood???
this is the idiot who actually researched this for the paper...
By Ben Antonius
FAIRFIELD - Newsflash: A study finds that fast food makes you fatter.
Dah No SHIT!!!!! My mom has been telling me that for over 20 years and she did not even have the million it took to do the research.
Southern GirlsSouthern Girls
Current mood: full
"Factors such as habitual pearl-wearing, time spent at the beach, proficiency in the Carolina Shag, and a diet of fried foods, green beans, and oysters have all played an instrumental role in ranking South Carolina 1st by a National Hottie Report. The Palmetto State, is renowned as being a perfect, exclusively southern area filled with smiling faces, beautiful places, and the sweetest and most charming girls in the country."
-The New York Times
Sex And RelationshipsWet dream
I should have let you sleep
But I was longing to touch you.
I gave in
I touched your bare skin
I wandered along your body
Slid my fingers around my craving
And grazed your brow with my lips
And soaked in your smell.
I love that sleep smile you are wearing
The little contented moans
This can just be a very pleasant dream
Tailored however you so choose.
You need not awake, my love
Fall beneath my bare embrace
Speak not of it in the morning
For was it not just a trick of the mind?
LifeLife is like a game of chess
We are it's pawns
No matter how many peices we take out
No matter how far we get
No matter how much we sacrafice
We will still never be able to take out a king
New Yahoo NameHey everyone...I had to make a new yahoo name so if you had me on your friends list please add this new one...... BlueEyedGoodie
Give me a description when you add me so I know who you are!
Thanks!
Embrace Pt. 4Naked and content, she sits up as I rise and stand before her. Elizabeth looks into my eyes and it is my turn to be mesmerized. She reaches upward toward the button holding my pants up, a slight smile crossing her face…
I am calm but expectant as I feel her hands fumble with the button. The pressure is relieved from around my waist as I hear the zipper being drawn downward. I stand there, unsure if she is going to finish the job that she started or if I am expected to do it myself. In answer to my question, I can feel Elizabeth’s hands tugging down my pants. They fall down around my ankles and I step out of them. I am wearing a pair of blue boxers, and the strain from my mounting excitement is evident. With a final tug, the boxers are lowered to the floor to rest beside the discard pants. I stand naked before her, unsure if the image of my body is to her liking or not. My cock stands ridged, pointing toward her. I can feel Elizabeth’s reach up and take my member into her hands. She
Embrace Pt 3I can see from the candlelight dancing on her body, that she is exquisite. The light picks up the softness of her skin, and I admire her perfect beauty. I trace a line with my eyes from her face, down her neck, over her shoulders, toward her perfectly shaped breasts. The brownish pink nipples slightly hardened under my intense gaze. I look at her and smile. I begin to kiss on her neck and downward over her collarbone, toward her breasts. Elizabeth takes a deep breath as my kisses center around her nipples. My tongue swirls circles around them, bringing them to full and complete hardness. I can feel her hand on the back of my head, pulling me and holding me in place. After moments pass, my mouth leaves her nipples and travels down her soft, flat tummy. I kiss down further until my lips come to stop at the waistband of her pajama bottoms. She lays back against the pillows, her upper body exposed to me. I hitch my thumbs into her elastic waistband, and I am surprised as she arc
Embrace Pt.2Finding her is easy. I know her patterns. Elizabeth is at her home, where she lives with her three children. I have stalked her throughout the ages. During this age, I intend to make her mine. Sitting on her roof, I probe the house with the shadows. Lightning flashes across the sky. Perfect. The house is empty except for her. Reaching out with my mind, I gently probe hers. It seems that the kids are at friend’s houses, spend the night. Perfect. The lightning increases with intensity, and the light show is quickly followed by a large clap of thunder. At that moment, I manipulate the shadows into a living being, and reach out with a Shadow Tentacle toward the power breaker located on the pole behind the house. In a shower of sparks, the power box explodes, and the Shadow Tentacle is destroyed. No great loss. It is 10:00 p.m. Plenty of time before the sun comes out and I am forced back into hiding. The house goes dark. Moments later, I can see the soft glow of candles c
Embrace Pt 1Embrace, Part 1
Waiting.
That was always the longest part of the night. Sitting here, atop of my usual perch, just watching the people go by. Sure, I guess it would have been easy to just walk among them, find an appropriate person, take them into an alley and take care of business. But what sport is there in that?
I usually only take one person a night. And never commit myself to a killing. Oh no, that just wouldn’t do. There are those among my kind who have no problems killing on a nightly basis. Some do it for sport, some for the “excitement rush”, few for the pleasure, and the eldest (such as myself and maybe one other in this city) do it out of necessity for survival. Over the many years that I have done this, I have learn to pick my targets out carefully.
With the grace born of many years of practice, I slip over the edge of a building and peer downward. My Heightened Senses look into a crowd of Christmas shoppers scurrying from one store to the next. C
The HikeFirst, a special thank you to my muse. Thanks for rocking my world. Okay now on with the show...
It is a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest. We arrive at the park, unload our picnic basket and set out on our hike to the falls. You are wearing a tight fitting tank top that hugs your delicious curves, and very short shorts, which when climbing up hills reveal a tantalizing tease of your gorgeous ass. I am wearing a tight fitting t-shirt and khaki, somewhat worn shorts.
We walk through the forest talking, holding hands, dazzled by the beauty of our surroundings and the soothing sound of the creek trickling beneath us. The sun is shining through the dense pine trees forming glittering pools of light on the forest floor.
As we are climbing a particularly steep hill you lose your footing and topple backwards. I catch you and "accidentally" cup your beautiful, perky breasts while trying to help you up. I can feel your nipples harden under the fabric. I grab you by your hips
Hmmm The Forgotten DwarfsI always believed
There had to
Be more
Just 7 guys together
Life would be a bore
I understand
Their audience
And the message
They implored
But the ones
That are missing
I would have
Truly adored
Sleazy was a sexy babe
But did not fit
The program
Easy was everyone’s fave
Just not in the story
Junky
Cracky
And Methy
Need no explanation
They left Dopey in
But everyone loves
A stoner
You know I am
Leaving some out too
Like Whorey, Fatty, and Crabful
But there are just
Too many
To mention
The life behind
The 7 dwarves
Was not Walt’s
Intention
*thanks to Sweet Alana for the title:)
A Big Loss To My FamilyWhen I got her she was a rescue, she was in rough shape. I nursed her back to health but it didnt last long. I lost her last night. R.I.P. Pookah
My Doc AppointmentWell, I had a doctors appointment today. I've been losing feeling in my right foot, loss of motor skill in it, cold sensation, and now numb spots. The doc. thought it might be a blood clot caused from the knee surgery. But now, he is leaning more toward nerve damage. He took abunch of xrays of my spinal cord. Nothing wrong there. He actually said, that looking at my xrays, I have the spinal column of a 19 or 20 year old. Now I have to go to a Neurologist. They did an MRI and now they want to do an ultrasound. That is scheduled for Monday the 22nd, at 2pm. Just thought I would keep everyone posted. Oh yeah, my little toe on my left foot is broken too!
Creative Risk TakersCrimson Hearts, Broken
Laying against the wall where we threw them
Shattered to pieces
Battered and bruised
the souls inside busted
Ripped out torn to shreds
Left with just empty feelings
No words to explain,
Just how cruel can one thing seem
The fear of everything and anything
Trapped inside empty shells
Shivering madness settles in
Draped in veils of silence
Covered in shame
Must it all be the same
Smells of lust
Just one touch to break the pain
Left cold and weary,
Without our usual comforts
Drowning in pools of doubt
Dripping with Rage
Just held there like birds in a cage
So meny wrongs,
Coverd within all the right things
An animal we seemed
Bursting through dreams
Mangled with torments unseen
Anxieties Holding us back
Temptations right in front of our faces
Our issues they do not understand
We are creative risk takers,
Are we not?
Old PoemShe can’t see the lies, nor feel the tears.
Her heart singed by pain, hidden for years.
Torture brought on by her brother’s mistake.
She silently screams, driven by hurt she can’t take.
Hidden pills though out her room.
The people and doctors say they’ll only bring doom.
A secret blade under is hidden under her floor.
She cuts to see blood, until she can’t bare to look anymore.
Self injured and bruised, she lays on the floor.
Though she still hasn’t noticed that he’s walked through the door.
A look of shock crosses his face.
A new found emotion he can’t seem to place.
Her friend is confused, and her badly inside.
She just wanted to hurt, never wanted to die.
Hoping that she would not draw her last breath,
He rushes her to the hospital to prevent her death.
Awaking next morning, seeing her friend Ben.
He looks at her pleading, “please don’t do that againg.”
Sweet Little NothingsHave you ever whispered sweet nothings into your lovers ear?
Were you telling the truth?
Tell me your deepest darkest secrets and I will tell you mine.
Will you open yourself up to me?
Will you give into your desire's?
Can you be overcome by passion?
Give in to me and you will not be dissapointed!
Give in to me and you will be happy....
Tell me you want me,
Tell me you need me.
Tell me all that I need to hear
Tell me simple lies to get what you want
But you don't have to....
I will give in so easily,
Just a nibble on the neck
Or a sweet little kiss on the lips,
and I am yours
Give in to your desires
Push for what you want
Don't let me tell you no
Take what it is that you want
Then leave me with a smile
You will not be dissapointed,
That I can promise
Are you willing enough
Are you Man enough
Hold me down
Push for more
Take me now
Can you be Men enough to fill my desires?
Can you do it with passion?
Entangle me into yourself....
Wrap me in y
To BeWe go sailing down the calming streams
Drifting endlessly by the bridge
To be over
We will see
Do not suffer through the game of chance that: plays
Always doors to lock away your dreams
Think it over
Time will heal your fear
Think it over
Balance the thoughts that release within you
Childlike soul dreamer one journey
One to seek and see in every light do open
True pathways away
Carrying closer go gently
Holding doors will open everyway
You wander true pathways away
After all your soul will still surrender
After all don't doubt your part
Be ready to be loved
Bullshit!I just got another photo marked NSFW. This is fucking bull shit. This place is ass. Whoever the hater is that just did that to me, go fuck yourself. I am tired of all the nude ho bags on here showing everything, but I can't post a classy picture that I am proud of without it being marked not safe for work. If you don't like what you see, get the fuck off of my page. Otherwise, don't mess with my photos. Who governs this site? WTF!
Yet Another Change In The Schedule.i know i havent been good at keeping up with my writing in here, as things have been really hectic. I have yet to keep a consistant schedule for the kids let alone myself since this summer and it is really driving me insane. Right now life without my car is really gettin to me. Instead of being able to drive the kids to school each day i have had to put david on the bus each morning and walk Israel to school each afternoon. The walking two miles down one hill and up another (that is only one way) in the snow and ice is really taking its toll on my body! I am really sore!!! It is not an easy task to say the least. At least i am getting a good work out though, especially when i hold jacob half of the way. He is three years old and i have to take him with me, as i dont have anyone to sit with him. He is way too big for the stroller too so he gets REALLY tired walking that far. well that is all from me for now. Kids are getting restless already.
Intoxicating PassionIntoxicated by you,
Falling under your spell
Smelling your skin
Hearing your heart beat Faster
The taste of your lips
The feel of your tongue
Your Breath in mine
Embraceing ever so tight
Feeling your arms around me
Knowing you want me
Feeling your need for me
Laying me down
Feeling your body embrase mine
Cant shake the feeling Of wanting more
Seeing the ache in your eyes
Feeling the warmth of your hands
Memorizing my curves
Tasteing my flesh
Biteing my neck
Nibbleing my ears
Ahh the chills of Pleasure
Teaseing my sences
Tearing down my walls
Risking it all for and once of Pleasure
Giving in
Feeling your body quiver
Feeling you with the tips of my fingers
Traceing your body with my tongue
Teasing your sences
Tasteing your skin
Bitting your neck
Nibbleing your Ears
The pleasure of your hands
Drunk from the pleasure You give
Letting it all go
Anxious Feelings rising inside
Enthralled by Passion
Granting you My m
1 That Was Made 4 Me By RickThere are gifts of many treasures
For both the young and old,
From the tiniest little trinkets
To great boxes filled with gold.
But, put them all together
And they could not stand in lieu,
Of the greatest gift of all
The gift of knowing you.
When your times are filled with troubles
Sadness, grief, or even doubt,
When all those things you planned on
Just aren't turning out.
Just turn and look behind you
From the place at which you stand,
And look for me through the shadows
And reach out for my hand.
I will lift from you your burden
And cry for you your tears,
Bear the pain of all your sorrows
Though it may be for a thousand years.
For in the end I would be happy
To have helped you start anew,
It's a small price to pay
For the gift of knowing you.
The Special Flower[Yes, I really wrote this myself... just a few minutes ago]:
There are times in your life when all seems lost. You walk a barren wasteland, alone.
Lonely, you trudge across the deserted plain seeking at least one small, beautiful sign of life.
You've all but given up hope... resigned to your fate and lot in life... when something catches your eye from afar.
You walk in its direction, approaching it with equal parts trepidation and excitement. Then you see it: The most beautiful flower. In fact, the most beautiful one you've ever seen. You kneel closer, examining it for flaws. You see none. The changed beat in your heart lets you know how you feel about the flower before you even really give it thought. The flower is special. Very special.
But do you dare remove the flower from its root and bring it along on the journey with you? What if it's not meant to be yours? What makes you think you're even good enough to possess such a thing of rare beauty?
Do you leave the
Not Just A ToyI am not Just a toy,
I have feelings, and emotions
All they are to you is a toy
You play with them as you would a chess piece
Picking at them when you want
With the moves you know how to use
Knowing that I am easily broken
But I can not give in
Not to your will
I won't, not again
Fighting for the one thing that I have the say over
I don't want to have to pick up anymore pieces
There are already enough there
Still not enough courage to repair
You don't want me....
This I know
But I am conveinence
Just there for the takeing
You know I am weak
And I can't say No
But I can not give in
Not to your will
I won't
Toy with me if you must...
But I am not going to give in
I am set on this
I am not going to be tossed to the side once again
I have a heart.....
A heart which is still woven upon
By words that won't go away
By memories that can't be errassed
Feelings that are unexplainable
Why must you look at me with those eyes
The ones that make it ha
Time For The Friday Freaky 5Gosh, how I love Fridays!! It's time to get your freak on, out, in and around. For the newbies, you read the questions, answer them as honestly as you feel like it and laugh at some of the other responses.
My standard rules:
1. Please do not repost these questions in other blogs or bulletins.
2. Please do repost the bulletins that I post so your friends can come and enjoy the fun. That's what makes the Friday Freaky 5 happen, the more, the merrier.
Let's Roll......
1. You've had a wild night out and hooked up with a one night stand. You wake up in the morning to find your "flava of the night" going through your wallet....hmmm...what do you do?
2. You're at the nightclub, you meet a little hottie, that likes to get freaky in semi-public. Things are going great and you're down for whatever so the two of you decide to go to your car and "play". Once in the car and you start to get undressed, your new found friend announces "That'll be $25.00"......LOL Do the ca
WhyIts weird how you can like someone when all you do is chat on the comp....Its weird when you get to know someone and you start to like them... but your likeing someone over the net...Why does this happen to people? Why does it happen to me... when i stat talking to someone over the comp. i start to like them.. then it gets to the point that iwould really consider to date them because i have gotten alot of feelings.. its weird ....
WHY does this happen to the good ones... you start to like them and then when you do...ur cought up in wanting them in ur life
WHY!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
CASSI
Ungrateful PeopleSo Does anyone else have those people in their lives that are so ungrateful. Like Ungrateful to the point where they didn't accept your help, and then all of a sudden it's your fault for not helping. Well, I am tired of being shit on for trying to be a nice guy. So if you need help with anything find someone else. I don't have time to get shit on anymore. I am soon gonna need chest-waders to get through all the bullshit. The best part about it, is when their side of the argument is over they hang up the phone, or go offline, or just walk out the door and not let you finish what you wanted to say. That's my favourite part of the whole ordeal. Generally it means they were offended by something I said. Now, I dunno about you, but I know when I get offended it's because I heard the truth about myself. I might be wrong for the rest of the world but, I highly doubt it. So next time Someone asks me for help and turns it down, and then complains to me that they didn't get any help. Imma just s
Would You Do This?OK say theres this hot sexy person in a diff state and you want to stalk him/her for a day or 10....Would you jump on a plane and go see them? As a suprise? Hmm.... The person of couse wanted you to i think...Hmm wonder would someone do that?
Special In My Heart(for The Princess I Love)You came in to my life when I needed you the most,
I told you things no else would ever even know.
You accept me as I am and never ask for more,
You are there for me...you are more then I ever asked for.
You make me smile and listen when I cry,
You listen to mistakes I make and never ask me "why?"
I can go on forever with how perfect you are,
But always know I love you,
You are special in my heart.
Major New "end The War" Bill IntroducedBREAKING NEWS: Major New “End the War” Bill Introduced
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Yesterday, Reps. Lynn Woolsey, Barbara Lee and Maxine Waters introduced H.R. 508: The Bring the Troops Home and Iraq Sovereignty Restoration Act, taking up the President’s challenge to come up with a plan for Iraq. Thirteen additional members have already signed on as co-sponsors. The bill would bring our troops home in six months.
It’s up to PDA activists to spread the word – to friends, relatives, co-workers, other activists…and to media of every type, including independent blogs and websites. H. R 508 is a concrete plan – not just a symbolic, non-binding resolution – that progressives and Democrats can rally around.
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HeavenWhat Happens in Heaven
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was
showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a
large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the
first section
and said, "This is the Receiving Section. Here, all
petitions to God said in prayer are received."
I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy
with so many angels sorting out petitions written on
voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all
over the world.
Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.
The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and
Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the
people asked for are processed and delivered to the
living persons who asked for them."
I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many
angels working hard at that station, since so many
blessings had been requested and were being packaged
for delivery to Earth. Finally at the farthest end of the
A Poem For A Special SomeoneYou are my inspiration.
Having you in my life
revived my sleeping devotion.
You are indeed a special someone.
Loving you gives me hope
to free this misery that I coped.
In those times I gave up
You came and I stood up.
Never will I forget
how you always cheer me up
every time I'm sad
and for that I'm glad.
Whenever I'm lonely
You are there for me
keeping my heart alive
with your every smile.
I dedicate this poem to you
to show how much you mean
to me - I love you
My special someone!
What Advanced Degree Should You Get?You Should Get a MD (Doctor of Medicine)
You're both compassionate and brilliant - a rare combination.
You were born to be a doctor.
What Advanced Degree Should You Get?
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Sanityhow do people keep their sanity? Im really loosing my mind about the drama and bs I deal with
Cant Hardly Stand ItI cant stand it any more! I have been talking to this girl and we have had this thing going i realy dont know what to call it all i know is that it sucks!!! She has a boyfriend and i think that he is cool he is a nice guy but they fight all the time. We tell each other that we love each other. i mean that i realy do love her and i told her in the beiging that i would wait for her that was almost 6 months ago!!! i have never waited on anyone in my life I have no clue what to do i have mixed feelings on wheither i should break up with her or to stay with her and wait the hole thing out i mean i have not a fraking clue i thnk i need therapy i dont know
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Public HumilationThis should get more intresting as time goes on.. Unfortunately I'm no longer the type of person to really fuck over some ones life anymore... Just cause I don't have the same venefull malicious drive anymore... but.. I still will post conversations I have with stupid cunts.
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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Kid Massacre
Date: Jan 18, 2007 6:34 PM
I'm done with this girl bullshit, hoping you were diffrent then blow me off. Next time you call me drunk all pissy cause what ever guy you tried to hook up with denyied you I'm just going to tell you to fuck yourself. Thanks for leading me on an dletting me know you really were no better than the rest. I'm fucking done.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Nicole
Date: Jan 19, 2007 3:01 AM
I am no better than the rest. I admit....I led you on. I'm sorry it had nothing to do with you. I'm just fucked up. You have no idea wha
Not To BeHe finally told me that we should see other people, i knew it was coming, but i'm still sad about it.I'm not really sure if this is what i wanted or not, i knew that we just fought all the time, but i really wanted things to change, i just don't know about this drastically. anyway, so just moping around today, not the bestest time of my life.
Seven Silent TearsThis is a poem I wrote about two years ago..
Seven Silent Tears
Last night as I went to bed,
Thoughts of you appeared in my head.
Although I've not cried this way in years,
On to my pillow fell seven silent tears.
The first one came as a vision of your smile,
it carries with it the innocence of a child.
The second fell from the thought of your lips,
That I wish I had just one more chance to kiss.
The third tear fell as no surprise,
As I thought of the beauty and warmth in your eyes.
The fourth came rolling down my cheek,
As I realized losing you has made me so weak.
The fifth tear fell from my face,
As I thought of the strength of your embrace.
The sixth tear came as I rose from my bed,
As I thought of all the bad decisions and where they have led.
I'm still in love with you and I miss you so dear,
Because of that fell my seventh silent tear.
Music At WorkI just had to run and flip to the next song on my cd here at work.
I forgot that I put "Fuckin' A" on the cd....and it didnt' occur to me until I'd heard that line about 4 times. *laughs*
Glad the boss isn't here.
Now it's "Puttin' on the Ritz".
I have an eclectic mix of music on my days.
Magpies Part 1 - Please Read!MAGPIES
One For Sorrow
Two For Joy
Three For Girl
And Four For Boy
The Beginning
Sirens blared and blue lights strobed as the harsh, sharp rain pelted down from the black midnight sky. A thick mist rose from the ground like fingers, clawing at the dense darkness. A solitary streetlight burnt through the night air, dispersing the minuscule water droplets in a giant halo of fierce, fiery orange. Large muddy puddles filled the uneven troughs of the tarmac, periodically escaping to the deep, muddy ditches that lined the country road.
The streetlight reflected off a thousand shards of plastic and glass. Shimmering slivers of sharp multicoloured razors carpeted the dark grey concrete for fifty yards. The carnival of colour, showered with flashing blue and white, tinkled as they were scattered by heavy footsteps. Shiny black rubber torn from the car like tendons and ligaments was strewn across the road reaching the wooden and wire fence on the opposite side. Larger panes of glass refl
Hey Y'allOkay, it's 10:47 am on Friday.
I am leaving for the northcountry sometime today to get back to college. My computer is still being worked on - thus, I'm not going to be on this site for quite some time. (you know, probably about a week or so, until it gets shipped up to me)
Please, don't forget about me - love you all.
And goddamnit, leave me some love to come back to!
Listen Up It's Rock And Roll Time~ I'm lokking for musicans on CT! ~
I'm having a contest on Rock And Roll and i need musicans for it!
If u want to enter plz send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you. this one will be fun
Prizes from Big Pimping Gifts.
comments + rates = total on this one!
so just click on the pic and send me ur pic
starting date unknown for now til i get men or woman doesn't matter as long as they are musicans
or they do it for fun!
thanks
Maria
I Hate Movinghey all whats up. i hate moving. i dont like to pack things up and travel to the new place. its even harder when its not just my stuff im moving. i have to pack up my kids stuff too. its really hitting hard that im moving bc my rooms are empty and they echo. im glad that im moving bc of the situation but its still hard and it sucks.
Drunken PriestA new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked
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What Type Of Person Are YouWhat Type of Person Are You? [pictures + detailed results]
The pessimist - The whinerPeople in this category usually have a very gloomy outlook on thing in general, trapped within a dark mind. Most of the times, it is past events that has made them pessimistic. Most likely they lived through a few unfortunate events and/or hardships that made quite a large impact on them. Now they seem to believe they have been cursed with bad luck, for nothing ever do go their way. Positive scenarios they gladly live through, but later proclaim them as a coincidence or shrug them off. Positive things never leaves them a great, lasting impression, and they tend to hold onto events which went badly. Pessimists are seen as "party poopers" if they were to voice out their opinion. It is not that they want to live life this way, but they found that life will be unfair whether they want it to or not. Therefore they have adjusted, albeit reluctantly. They want things to be better, but seldom do any
Calon Lan (pure Heart)Ok, this is a taste of what Wales is all about. Sung by a Welsh malevoice choir, no matter where I am or who I'm with, I will always be proud to say I'm Welsh. This particular hymn means the world to me as it was my Taid's favourite. Along with this hymn is clips of the Wales V's New Zealand rygbi game - something else we're famous for lol....enjoy....
FuckableYou are 91% fuckable!
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What Is Your Connection Wtih DarknessWhat is your connection with darkness? [pics]
Your connection with darkness is through your depression. Hated, sad and often feeling lonely, there is only a few that appreciate the real you. You tend to keep to yourself and away from the world since you don't want to be hurt and betrayed again. Music gives you the understanding you need to get through; it's your "therapy". Or you express yourself through art or writing to get emotional releases. Chances are you're also an anti-social person, who only enjoys spending time with close friends, if even that. The world has finally showed it's true face for you it feels, and you wish life wasn't this miserable to live through. Maybe you'll find happiness in the future, but right now you're simply hiding away from the world. Who needs people anyway?Take this quiz!
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What Is Your ElementWhat is your element? [with pics + detailed answeres]
Your element is Darkness. You are the truly evil one with a black heart and no soul. People avoid you since you cause so much trouble and enjoy seeing others in pain. You would like nothing more than to rule this earth and be hailed by all. Everyone is annoying and stupid anyway and are a waste of oxygen. You are probably a cast-away from society and family and have had a tough life where you learned to live the hard way. Now you want revenge on your pain and can no longer feel love nor care. You do not wish to befriend anyone and you certainly do not wish to be in love. As a student of having learnt everything the hard way, you tend to be manipulative when you want something for yourself. In your head there is only you that matters, and why shouldn't it? No one cares about you so why should you? In school you probably ditch classes and go somewhere else instead of sitting in a classroom. It is not that you are stupid, be
To EveryoneA FEW OF YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING ME TO POST NEW PIX UP ON MY PAGE SO I DID ... NOW PLEASE GO RATE THEM SINCE I TOOK THE TIME TO DO IT FOR YA
Heyi am i new to tap and it is almost
How Is Your SoulHow is your soul? [pics]
Your soul is broken.You are living through a lot of pain everyday that you have to deal with, which is making you sorrowful. No one ever stays by your side when you truly need them and no one ever will. Everything is hopeless and tragic and you keep yearning for the day you will be free from pain. Love is unlikely to happen to you because you isolate yourself and are suspicious of peoples motives. You stand in the shadows of the world, watching what you can never have. The bruises you carry never seems to heal, your mind is dark and no one seems to understand or wants to help. As always, you will be alone in the world, fighting your dark thoughts by yourself.Take this quiz!
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If I Only Had A Dogi watched each paw
pad down the snow swept yard
heard each pant for pee
and danced each dance
for thee
yes... thee.
I longed for kisses
wet nosed
and lush
by fireside
long tongue lapping up
my salty tears
for me
yes... me
I walked with you
each night
until
then on again each morning
this is my love
for thee
yes... thee.
What Is Your Dark WordWhat Dark Word Represents You? [anime pics]
Your word is: Numb. You may have felt much before, maybe even too much. But now there is nothing or hardly anything left of the emotions. Emotional pain is probably the cause of this, but it's not like you care. To you everything is meaningless, life is without flavour and you wonder when it will end. Though you hardly feel sad, you aren't seen happy so often either. Perhaps someday you will be brought back to life.Take this quiz!
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My Puppycome vote for my puppy bomb him with comments
The Mouse TrapA mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."
So, the mouse
What Evanescence Song Are YouWhat Evanescence song are you?[many outcomes + wonderful pictures]
Your Evanescence song is: Forever Gone, Forever YouYou were with someone who only brought you pain into your life. But you couldn't see all this until it was over. Now when you know the truth it'll be easier for you to accept your partings. Your goal now should be to try to find yourself and deal with your pain.Walking away I see the painYou put me throughTake this quiz!
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Come And Vote For Mecome vote for me in the tattoo contest click on the pic below and rate and bomb me with comments
Another Kissing QuizYou're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Why Are You SadWhy are you sad? [amazing pictures] For darker people
You are sad because of your griefTake this quiz!
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Bank AccountA 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coiffed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready.
As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window.
"I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy.
"Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait."
"That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied.
"Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. "It's a
Kissing QuizYour Kissing Purity Score: 29% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...
But word is, you kiss pretty well.
Kissing Purity Test
The Beginning Of The Darkness...It's dark, so very dark...she knows she must be asleep because she can feel the darkness rather than see it...her eyes are closed in sleep and in dream...she moves deeper into this vast land of solitude...the sensation begins as a distant memory...a thought, a feeling once known long ago...with each step the sense of horror and dread grows...becoming nearly maddening...her blood racing...her pulse pounding in her head...she knows what is coming...she knows what has happened...in a flash of brilliance she is in her grandmother's home again...watching a house full of teenage kids enjoying themselves...games, laughter, music...she walks through the familiar surroundings...unseen by the young people...knowing that just down that hall...just around that corner...the girl she was...only sixteen years old...is facing a nightmare...one from which she cannot escape...he holds her down with the weight of his body...one hand over her her mouth to stifle the cries...the tears are hot upon her face
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What Type Of Weather Are You?You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!
You are best known for: your beauty
Your dominant state: seducing
What Type of Weather Are You?
2007I've just made up with my b/f. We're Christians. He's divorced and has a 9 y/o son!
I'm going to school full time. I'd love to teach music!
John loves to write and record music, Anthony his son loves to sing!
I sing as well.
Happy New Year everyone!
Debbie
The PresentIt will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking.
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to
help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room ' s only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their
involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he
would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he
could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where
his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and
color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children
LifeYour time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary
Stun Gun (only A Guy Would Do This!)Subject: STUN GUN
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a
100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL!
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing!
I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
Awesome!!!
Unfortunately, I
My Friend I Finally Finished The 9 Part Story Enjoy The EndingFourteen agonizingly long days after my encounter with their mother, Lauren and Kellie rang my doorbell. I threw open the door excitedly, and ushered the girls into the living room. Lauren was wearing black sandals, a tight black miniskirt, and a loose fitting beige crop top, which exposed her flat belly. Kellie was wearing a snug denim miniskirt, a billowy red blouse, and red sandals. They both looked spectacular as usual. Before I could say anything though, they pushed me onto the couch and told me to stay put. Lauren pulled a CD out of her purse and put it in the CD player next to the television. Soon the sounds of Billy Idol's "Cradle of Love" was pumping out of the speakers. Both girls tantalizingly walked towards me with passion in their radiant eyes, Lauren unzipping her skirt, and Kellie unbuttoning her blouse.
Both girls' hips gyrated in unison, as if they had choreographed their moves. Lauren's skirt flew across the room, exposing her black thong panties, and Kellie's top
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Doggie Contest Now Open~~ Okay Time For Animals ~
I'm having a DOG Contest " The Best Dog On CT "
send me your dog pics to my inbox and i will add him or her
1st Doggie......
2nd Doggie......
3rd Doggie......
4th Doggie......
5th Doggie......
6th Doggie is......
I will do the ......
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Contest will open on 1/19 thur 1/26
So get your pics ready Big Pimping Prizes awaits
Thank You
~ Maria ~
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can read it.
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Why???A mother asked President Bush,
"Why did my son have to die in Iraq ?"
Another mother asked President Kennedy,
"Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam ?"
Another mother asked President Truman,
"Why did my son have to die in Korea ?
Another mother asked President F.D. Roosevelt,
"Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima ?"
Another mother asked President W. Wilson,
"Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France ?"
Yet another mother asked President Lincoln,
"Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg ?"
And yet another mother asked President G. Washington,
"Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge ?"
Then long, long ago, a mother asked...
"Heavenly Father, why did my Son have to die
on a cross outside of Jerusalem ?"
The answers to all these are similar --
"So that others may have life and dwell in peace,
happiness and freedom."
This was emailed to me with no author
and I thought the magnitude
an
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Deep ThoughtsI just did a comment on a mum about the government n white ppl apologizing to black ppl about slavery n honestly i dont think they owe we african americans an apology. I think that its clear enough that america is apologetic about the whole thing because we are free. If america didnt care about what it did id still be a slave n so would anyone else of the black community. The people of TODAY (white ppl) dont owe me anything. They had nothin to do with what happened then. Although money would be nice, it isnt owed to me...im fine with the fact that i get an equal chance to make money, get an education, n have a home that is nice to live in. Im fine with equal opportunity n i thank america for just giving me n my brothas n sistas that chance n realizing that we are all equal.
Tenacious DI just got tickets to the Tenacious D show for the 17th of next month.... I promise to let the world know how kick ass it is.... WORD!!!!!
White FlowerThis White Flower I see before me is as pure as the Love I feel for him...The sparkles remind me of my eyes when I think of him...The petals, so delicate, as my heart is delicate...But I have NO fear...For he is as gentle and loving to me as the morning dew is when it falls upon this flower...
January 19, 2007: Rebooty1. noun. A [booty call] made with an [ex].
2. noun. A renewed relationship with an [ex].
After they broke up, Joe still called Kate for some rebooty on weekends.
5 Hours Left For Swimsuit Contest Hurry And Vote!~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~
1st Place......
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has 947 comments
3rd Place......
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4th Place......
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5th Place......
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6th Place.....
has 59 comment
7th Place.......
has 5 comments
Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit.
On this one I will count the rates and comments both.
comments + rates = Total for contest.
It runs to 1/19 at 2 p.m. central time
thanks
~ Maria ~
Insane In The BrainMorrisville, VT- Nickolas Buckalew, a local teenager, was sentenced to 7 years in prison for breaking into a tomb and cutting the head off a corpse with a hacksaw. The eighteen year old said he intended to bleach the skull and use it as a bong. He couldn't explain why he also took a bow tie and eyeglasses from the casket.
With Great Sadness..My friend Brian passed on last night after a courageous battle with dreaded lung cancer.. Rest in peace my friend.... Til I see you again, keep picking and singing those sweet song's in Heaven... Sweet man this is for you...
Some people come into our lives
and quickly go.
Some people move our souls to dance.
They awaken us
to new understanding
with the passing whisper of their wisdom.
Some people make
the sky more beautiful to gaze upon.
They stay in our lives for awhile,
leave footprints on our hearts
And we are never, ever the same.
Thank you for being a friend and Im grateful your suffering is over though I will miss you so!! ~Jackie~
Just Wanted To Tell The WorldMy idol is my baby brother born 51 weeks after me I still see him as my baby brother when in fact he is bigger and stronger than me...He has been over sea three times since he joined the army, missed almost everyone of his oldest daughter's b-days, and even missed the birth of his youngest daughter.. Yet he never complains, when you thank him for what he dose he say "its my Job".. He risks his life so we can be safe and never ask for anything in return... I support all of our troops and have amny friends that have gone over and that are still over there.. I pray for the safe return of all... But my brother is my biggest hero and I pray everyday that my son will be like my brother when he grows up...
Grandma And Grandkid Updates~ Grandma and Grand kid contest Open Now ~
I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter
please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in
Here they are......
1st Place......
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2nd Place......
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3rd Place......
with 403 comments
4th Place......
with 55 comments
Please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contests.
Contest will start 1/17 thur 1/24
Will count comments + rates = scores
thank you
maria
~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP
Step Away From The Ipod, OsamaEngland- In their ongoing crackdown on global terrorism, authorities pulled a passenger off a London-bound plane in April and arrested him for... listening to the Clash. Harraj Mann, a twenty three year old cell-phone salesman of Indian descent, spent his cab ride to the airport blasting the Clash's "London Calling" and Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song". When the taxi driver reported these suspicious activities to the police, Mann was interrogated as a terrorist suspect for three hours. "You've taken me off my flight due to my taste in music?" Mann asked. "Where does it stop? What if I was wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt or odd socks, you know?"
If You Have Kids This Song Will Chill You To The CoreSo I was going through my CD collection today, and I came across an album by Emerson, Lake and Palmer that came out in 1994 called "In the Hot Seat". I tend to be a fan of their older music, and I primarily bought this album for the bonus tracks of "Pictures At An Exhibition".
But I digress. There is a song on this album called "Daddy" that kinda creeped me out when I first heard it. Now that I have a daughter, listening to it chills me to my core. And its such a great song too!
Here are the lyrics, but they don't do the song justice. If you happen to search on iTunes or something and find it for $0.99, give it a listen.
It was a cold night in December
The snow lay on the ground
She was coming home from school one night
From the other side of town
It was getting late, there was something wrong
Then I heard the news
A TV Flash and by 9 o'clock
They'd found her socks and shoes
Daddy come and bring me home
I didn't know which way to turn
I was shaking like a
My Baby Paini feel like there something wrong with my angel she i want to hold her close but she feels so far alway my angel light not there did i lose my angel where are you at my angel im here trying to fine my angel i want to fine her im scared that she is scare something bugging her from with in i miss my angel please someone help me fine my angel i miss her with all my heart where oh where did she go why cant i feel her why is she in pain
Just Comments...Hey friends...
If you have time in your very busy days could you go comment my pic that Mette Kenzo has of me, by commenting my pic as many times as possible I will get a pair of diamond earrings. It's not a popularity contest and I'm not running against anyone...just need some cherry love.
I know a few of my friends are not into this and it's ok if you don't participate, but to those who don't mind help a sister out!!!
Here is the link:
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1-19 Update For My Crush!!!!!so far boys here how it is looking
1. Go Gators
2. Big Sexy
3. oso
4. Athletic n fun
5. Howulikeit 024
6.mudbucket
7. 4jrich
8. runswith scissors
9. Irishmanlaw
10. give me a shout
keep it up narrowed to 5 on February 1st
you have all weekend to show me, i will be checking monday to see who wants me over the next 3 days.
Go Pats!!!!So I love it the Patriots go into San Diego and won a game they should of lost because they stuck it out and never let down. They had a bad week but still won. Gotta give it to the Chargers though, it was a hard fought game and LT is a biatch! To bad so sad Tomilson! Maybe he and Peyton can form a support group for each other after the AFC Championship Game! Pats, and especially Brady, own Peyton Manning! Time to make Peyton their prison bitch again!
:-I never knew How I loved you....
But I loved you with all my heart....
But what you did to me baby tore me apart
I never Knew loves agony- or hurtful tears
never felt this way in all my 17 years
I dreamed of you holding me-
I dreamed of you wanting me-
I dreamed of you liking me-
I dreamed of you caring for me-
My wish came true- You told me you liked me
But then that day came- When I went crazy
You told me you didn't need me anymore
That you found someone knew-
I finally knew loves pain & what it would do
It was like a knife stabbed my heart-
It sank to the very pit-
It fell to pieces- Bit- by- Bit
I can't believe you left me-
My heart can't leave you-
But now look what you did to my heart...
I felt like an abandoned puppy
Everything so blurry- I couldnt believe
That day when we kissed- It hurt me
It hurt me to know that you kissed
And flew away....
I was in so many tears- I didnt Have the heart to tell you what I wanted to say
My mind, My Body,
Just For Fun......Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!
======================
roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
======================
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
======================
Sky is blue
Water is wet
I'll make you cum
I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
Movin up and down
Slowly but firmly
We'll move the ground
Got Change For A Trillion?Los Angeles- Customs Agents investigating a smuggling operation discovered a stash of counterfeit bills- in denominations of $1 billion. The bills, aged to look like they were printed in 1934, bear the picture of President Grover Cleveland.
Doggie Contest Updates~~ Okay Time For Animals ~
I'm having a DOG Contest " The Best Dog On CT "
send me your dog pics to my inbox and i will add him or her
1st Doggie......
2nd Doggie......
3rd Doggie......
4th Doggie......
5th Doggie......
6th Doggie is......
I will do the ......
comments + rates = total for the contest
Contest will open on 1/22 thur 1/29
So get your pics ready Big Pimping Prizes awaits
Thank You
~ Maria ~
All Bc U Said GoodbyeI have nothing left- Nothing to give...
Since I don't have you- Why Should I live...
The words you say-Conflict with the beat....
I look at your brown eyes- so warm so sweet
I'm Sorry my feelings for you have changed
Is what you said....
I feel so alone so lost-
I feel like I'm dead...
When you told me you liked me-
All the glory rose to my heart...
Yes, you were right- you tore me apart...
I told you I hated you-
But deep down In my heart I don't
I can't feel your heart- If It just Won't
I told you Steven I didn't like you...
But what I told you was a lie...
I can't tell you how I feel- you made me cry
Why does it hurt so much?
You Hurt me I want you so bad...
But you took my love for granted...
Shattered my heart and made me sad...
I wish you would know how I feel
I wish Steven, you would come back
I would make it right- I would make it real
I just want to grab you and make you see...
Just how much I need you here with me...
I still remember that October da
Tiredi don't know how to walk
in this land of no tomorrows
i reach out to find the light
but no one's there to catch me as i fall
and it's so hard to live this life
when all you want to do is die
sleep evades the dreamer
in a land of fear and lies
i try to sit with everything
but there's just too much inside
i cannot run from who i am
but i can't walk with it either
and it's so hard to live this lie
when all you want is to go home
i walk the shadows
and am lost within the chill
everything is grey
and the sun has lost its shine
let me go
to that land where i can find
peace and rest
and no more suffering
When Katie Couric's Head Explodes...Your Pizza is Ready!
South Bend, IND- Thieves are stealing oven doors, repackaging them in Wal-Mart boxes and selling them on the street as flat screen TVs. The asking price- which includes a power cord and remote control- is $500, although the crooks can reportedly be haggled down to $250.
"If your going to buy something from someone, make sure you open it first," advised Leann Day, whose boyfriend brought home an oven door for the living room. "Especially if your not buying it from the store."
Wow Why Does Women Do This To Me???Can my life get better?
Or is it gonna stay?
Can I start again?
Or will it go away?
Can I ask you something?
Why did God choose me?
Can I take I back?
Or will it always be?
Can I find my mummy?
But why?d she leave me here?
Can I stop this hurting?
Who?ll wipe away my tear?
Can you make me happy?
Then why am I so sad?
Can you tell me exactly why?
Why were you so mad?
Can you take my life?
Cause I don?t want to live
Can you tell me why you left?
I have my life to give
Can you tell my daddy
That it?ll be ok,
I?ll be waiting for him
And I?ll see him soon.. one day
Can?t somebody hear me,
Promise you won?t cry?
Cause it was my decision
It was my choice to die
Can you promise something?
Please smile when I go
I should?ve told my love my heart
I guess he?ll never know
Can you understand me?
I?m sorry but it?s true
I couldn?t handle all the shit
That I was going through
My spirit inside, was captured
But I?ve just set it free
Tell everyone I?m sorry
But i
Just Food For Thought Folks, Nothing Personalgood morning people. as i was surfing CT this this morning, noticing all the little quarks that make us individuals, more and more things popped out that really just were very silly. so heres part 2 of my observations.
if you are bringing sexy back. along with everybody else. you might not belong here.
where did it go anyway?
if you have 200 pictures of your arm out with you cell phone over your head making the same face. you might not belong here.
if you have a reference in your name to a cat, kat, or kitty. and your name isnt really catherine. you might not belong here.
if you have 3 music players on your page, and all 3 start playing at the same time. you might not belong here.
and my very favorite.
if you have a link to your myspace page where your "about me" should be. you surely dont belong here.
anyway, no offense meant to anyone, i hope some folks will get a good laugh. more to come.
mwah!
Carried AwayI don't take my whiskey to extremes
Don't believe in chasin' crazy dreams
My feet are planted firmly on the ground
But darlin' when you come around
I get carried away by the look by the light in your eyes
Before I even realize the ride I'm on baby I'm long gone
I get carried away nothin' matters but bein' with you
Like a feather flyin' high up in the sky on a windy day, I get carried away.
It might seem like an ordinary night
Same ol' stars, the same ol' moon up high
But when I see you standin' at your door
Nothin's ordinary anymore.
I get carried away by the look by the light in your eyes
Before I even realize the ride I'm on baby I'm long gone
I get carried away nothin' matters but bein' with you
Like a feather flyin' high up in the sky on a windy day, I get carried away
Its' My Life !It's My Life VideoIt's My Life lyrics - Bon Jovi lyricsBon Jovi Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
:d :d :dTo the left...
To the left...
To the left...
To the left...
Mmm to the left to the left
Everything you own in a box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff
Yes, if i bought it, please dont touch
Keep talking that mess that's fine
But you walk and talk at the same time, and
Its my name that's on that Jag
So remove your bags let me call you a cab
Standing in the front yard tellin me how im such a fool
Talkin bout
How i'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute
Baby
You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin
You're irreplaceable
So go ahead and get gone
Call up that chick and see if she's home
Oops, i bet you thought that i didn't know
What did you think i was putting you out for
Because
A Whole New World Of BrasSo its now been 84 days since my breast reduction surgery. I got the clearance from the plastic surgeon on Monday to start wearing a real bra again (I NEVER want to see another sports bra again as long as I live). He was VERY pleased with my recovery.
So last nite I went and got measured and I have def gone from a 44 F to a 40 C.
I bought three bras last nite...I wanted to cry, I have not been able to wear a 2 hook bra since I was a teenager....and now I can buy PRETTY bras, not those ugly granny bra's.
I just want to tell anyone thats ever considered reduction surgery, that its the best thing in my life I have ever done. SO much is different now, not only with how I look but with my quality of life.
I should take pics of the new bras :)
The Best By Billy CurringtonGood Directions
I was sittin’ there sellin’ turnips on a flatbed truck
Crunchin’ or a pork rind when she pulled up
She had to be thinkin’ “This is where the rednecks come from”
She had Hollywood written on her license plate
She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate
Needin’ directions and I was the man for the job
[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me
I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout her pretty face
Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name
I threw my hat and thought, “You fool, that coulda been love”
I knew my old Ford couldn’t run her down
She probably didn’t like me anyhow
So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust.
[Chorus]
I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign
Tribute Ink Contest Updates~ Tribute Ink Contest Updates as follows ~
1st Place is......
With 910 comments
2nd Place is......
With 375 comments
3rd Place is......
With 301 comments
4th Place is......
With 67 comments
5th Place is......
Remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contests
maria
Life In Fast Lane?Sometimes life seems to go too fast and get out of hand. That's when you need to put on the brakes and stand there for a moment and think. Just stop and think. In todays life it's hard to stop and take a deep breath and access what's going on and decide what to do. Take charge of what we can change and move on. Some things we can change, others we can't. We need to decide what we can change and change it. What we can't change and let it be and go on. People are the hard one. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Goes for people too. You can give them all kinds of advice, but it comes down to what they want to do..not you. And it is hard for us old dogs to learn new tricks. You get in the habit of doing things a certain way. Old habits are the hardest ones to break. And lots of the times you have to compromise and bend. You find that out big time in a relationship, wether it be friends or marriage. Talk about it, put it all on the table and come to a middle ground.
Glaciers RetreatBush Winning The War On Ice
The Artctic- For the second year in a row, sea ice on the Arctic Ocean shrank, sparking concerns that the world faces record levels of melting. "We keep looking for the ice to recover, but it isn't", said Mark Sereze, a senior scientist at the National Snow and Ice Data Center. The bad news echoed reports from around the world that global warming is accelerating more rapidly than expected.In the United States, the first half of 2006 was the warmest on record, and hot weather sparked the worst wildfire season in decades, burning 9.4 million acres.
In the Antarctic, atmospheric temperatures are rising 3 times faster than the global average. In the Carribean warmer seas have caused a record loss of coral reefs. And in Alaska, climate changes are depleting food supplies and turning polar bears into cannibals, forcing them to kill and eat each other to survive. "The recent warmth is unprecedented for at least the last 400 years," reports the National Acade
Job InterviewAs some of you know I got fired...oh wait I've been told I shouldn't say that...I got "let go" this Tuesday. It's ok kinda, cuz the job really really sucked, and evidently I sucked at it. LOL! Anyway.... At the exact time I got canned someone was leaving me a message at home wanting me to come in for an interview. Coincidence??? Fate??? Dunno, but my interview is today at 2pm cst..so if ya'll could send me some good vibes that would be wonderful. I really don't want to be a stay at home mom again and go bonkers. :-)
Thanks in advance to all of you who read this and send me well wishes.
xoxo
Wonder Woman aka Tinabelle
Check ItLike music? Well, The Mouse Michaels Show has plenty........that is the only reason I am here on Cherry Tap.......to promote my show and to make sure you fucking perves leave my wife alone.........LOL
Anyway, you can hear the Mouse Michaels Show at www.myspace.com/podcastgod
:(( :(( :(( :(( :((I go to work, I go to church,
An' get down on my knees an' pray,
An' beg the Lord to take this hurt away.
I go to sleep: I see your face,
No matter what I do.
Bad as I want to, I can't stop lovin' you.
There's still a flame: it's like a burrnin' chain,
Around this heart of mine.
I put it out, but it's too deep inside.
It's like a dream that I can't stop:
It keeps on comin' true.
Bad as I want to, I can't stop lovin' you.
Sometimes I wanna scream your name out loud;
Sometimes, I need to cry but I don't know how.
Tonight, I wanna slip away an' hide out on the moon.
'Cause bad as I want to, I can't stop lovin' you.
An' bad as I want to, I can't stop lovin' you.
Sometimes I wanna scream your name out loud;
Sometimes, I need to cry but I don't know how.
Tonight, I wanna slip away an' hide out on the moon.
Bad as I want to, I can't stop lovin' you.
Bad as I want to, I can't stop lovin' you.
Bad as I want to, I can't stop lovin' you.
Jon Bon Jovi- Blaze Of GloryBlaze Of Glory VideoBlaze Of Glory lyrics - Jon Bon Jovi lyricsJon Bon Jovi Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
You Guys And Girls Are Helpin Me Out A Lot Keep Them Cummminnn!! Rate Rate Rate And Comment Comment Comment :-)!!OK GUYS I GOT A GOOD LEAD ON THE OTHER GIRLS IN "THE LOVELY LIPS CONTEST" BUT STILL NEED MORE 10'S AND LOTS MORE COMMENTS I HAVE SEEN THESE SAME GIRLS COME UP WITH OVER A 1000 COMMENTS IN NO TIME.. AND THIS CONTEST JUST STARTED SO I MAY BE WINNING NOW BUT THAT CAN CHANGE VERY FAST.... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS MUAHHH MUAHHHH MUAHHHH!!
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Ultimate HighA wonderful feeling has come over me. I haven't felt like this since I moved to Florida. Its the feeling of excitement and joy, knowing that what ever happens, will be better then everything that has come before. We all pick our paths. Sometimes we stay on the path until we come to a crossing, then we have to chose which way to go. But sometimes, we are on a path, and then just decide to walk off into the unexplored/unknown.
We all must do what's best for us. Their is no need to stress or worry about being unhappy. If you ever feel unhappy just ask yourself why. Usually the answer is a lot simpler then you make it seem. You just can't see the answer due to feelings and relationships that you don't want to hurt or change. But their is no excuse to feel bad for something that makes you unhappy. Life's to short to deal with other peoples bull shit.
Even though this feeling will only be momentary, I know it exists. Being able to achieve it is enough in itself...
Reprt Cardpost this as "Sexy Report Card" and see what people say! Its actually pretty fun!!
F- = YOUR SO ####### UGLY THAT ITS NOT FUNNY
F = I HEARD UGLY IS CONTAGIOUS DON'T TALK TO ME!
D = YOUR PARENTS MUST BE HATED
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. I would love to have you in my room with no one home :-).
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXEY!!
A+ = Gorgeous ... I want you to be mine : )
A++ = I 'D hit it
A+++=ID DROP MY CLOTHES IN 3 SECONDS 4 U
Best By Chris Cagle!!!Man, I hate you found me here
With whiskey on my breath
I know I should be ashamed
So much for those twelve steps
He said "No my son, I know you're doin' your best
For all you've been through, hey, I understand
I only came here to be your friend
You know she still asks about you
And wonders how you're doin' and where you been..."
Chorus 1:
Tell her I'm in Tampa, on the causeway
Watchin' the waves roll in
Tell her I'm in Aspen, in a cabin
Findin' myself again
Tell her that I'm happy , and I've moved on
Better than I've ever been
Just don't tell her that you saw me, drownin' in this bottle
Tryin' to make her disappear
Tell that I'm anywhere
Anywhere but here
It would only break her heart
If she knew the truth
See, I told her when she left
This was the last thing I would do
Tomorrow I swear I'm startin' over again
I've made it this far and I know how it ends
But she doesn't have to find out where I am
So if you see or hear from here again
Chorus 2:
Tell
Children's Internet Safety (from A Bullitin)This is a Must Read for everyone who have children or grandchildren
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN READ IT TOO!
MAYBE AFTER THEY READ THIS
YOUR KIDS WILL NOT THINK THEIR PARENTS ARE TO OVER PROTECTIVE!!
After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get
on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her
Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message:
ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following
Me home today It was really weird!
GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you?
Don't you live in a safe neighborhood?
ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I
didn't see anybody when I looked out.
GoTo123: Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that
Have you?
ByAngel213: Of course not. I'm not stupid you know.
GoTo123: Did you have a softball game aft
ThoughtsTIME
To live for today
Imagine no more sorrow
May you find love
Enjoy the sunrise
Time waits for no one
The Best My Tim Mcgraw!!!We were born in this little town
Growin' up I was countin' down
Every single day till we made our get-away
But you said you could never see yourself
Trying to make a life anywhere else
This would be your home
And I was on my own
But ever since you said good-bye
I've been out here on the wind
And baby you would be surprised
All the places you have been
I've seen you in Albuquerque waitin' out a blizzard
Arizona dancin' 'cross the desert
Watchin' the sun set in Monterey
Girl I swear just the other day you were
Down in Georgia pickin' them peaches
Carolina barefoot on the beaches
No matter where you choose to be
In my heart I'll always see you
Everywhere
Now a days when I'm passin' through
The conversation always turns to you
I hear you're doin' fine
Livin' out by the county line
Got a man that's home every night
A couple of kids and the kind of life
That you want to leave
Guess you could say the same for me
But you and I made our choices
All those years a
How Scary Are You?You Are Not Scary
Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?
How Scary Are You?
A Little Help From My Friends?">
Angie 'innocentprncss™ (Sorceress of the royal family)' and her Hubby are in the Cutest Couple Contest that is being held by, Eli (one of the kewlest dudes on here) I would like to ask that all my friends please go help them out and give them some votes, its the first couple to 5000 comments that wins the diamond ring and Innocenprncss would sure love that diamond ring..... she works so hard supporting her blog on infancy loss and making sure that it is out that for anyone else that needs it... it would be nice to give something back to them!!
Thank you so much!
Luv&Hugs,
~Mz Mic~
Click Here 4 My Favorite Couple!!!!
Fav Song Hinder Has Ever Sang!!!!"Better Than Me"
I think you can do much better than me
After all the lies that I made you believe
Guilt kicks in and I start to see
The edge of the bed
Where your nightgown used to be
I told myself I won't miss you
But I remembered
What it feels like beside you
I really miss your hair in my face
And the way your innocence tastes
And I think you should know this
You deserve much better than me
While looking through your old box of notes
I found those pictures I took
That you were looking for
If there's one memory I don't want to lose
That time at the mall
You and me in the dressing room
I told myself I won't miss you
But I remembered
What it feels like beside you
I really miss your hair in my face
And the way your innocence tastes
And I think you should know this
You deserve much better than me
The bed I'm lying in is getting colder
Wish I never would've said it's over
And I can't pretend... I won't think about you when I'm older
Cause we never really
Are We FriendsYOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU
I want to know 26 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with.
JUST COPY & PASTE INTO A MESSAGE TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME. REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN.
(male/female answer accordingly)
1. Can you cook?
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of MySpace?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Negative or Optimistic?
4. What was your dream growing up?
5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face?
7. Tell me o
Stupid Sex Laws...In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the bed
Please Spread The WordPITBULL GENOCIDELETS STOP MAN'S BEST FRIEND FROM BECOMING ONE OF MAN'S RECENT MEMORIESThere is currently a bill going through that will ban the dog breed pitbulls from the United states. A breed who has gotten a very bad name, of all dog bites from all breeds of dogs, pitbulls rated number 4 FROM THE BOTTOM. So to eradicate a species based on something that is not the fault of its own, like any animal it learns to adapt to its environment. Any one who owns a pit bull know that he breed is one of loving and caring nature.Breed / Percentage of BitesMixed Breeds - 34%Shepherds - 7%Labs - 7%Rottweilers - 6%Boxers - 4%Chows - 3%Pit Bulls - 2%As you can see, pit bulls are extremely low on the list compared to other breeds which do not have the negative reputation which society has given pit bulls. Approximately 77% of all dogs pass the temperment test, while a whopping 95% of pitbulls pass. As a breed the pitbull does better on the temperment test than retrievers, labs, dalmations, and almo
Favor Time?Could you guys love my sister for me? She's the best and I think she needs to be shown some love.
Thanks!
the M.I.L.F. ™@ CherryTAP
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The Mumms Would Be A Better Place To Be W/o These Two Haters -- Let's Get Rid Of ThemTHE MOST MESSED UP THING HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING AND I WANT TO RANT ABOUT IT. I AWOKE TO A CRY FOR ASSISTANCE FROM A DEAR FRIEND TO GO & VOTE ON HER MUMM. SO BEING THE CONSCIENTCIOUS FRIEND THAT I AM, I WENT THERE AND RAN SMACK DAB INTO THE CLUCHES OF THESE TWO HATERS. THEIR CT HANDLES ARE STAR & PORCH MONKEY. WELL THEY WERE BASHING MY FRIEND SO I VOICED MY OPINION AND THEN GOT BASHED MYSELF IN RETURN.
I HAVE RUN INTO THESE TWO BEFORE. THEY STALK THE MUMMS AND LEAVE NASTY COMMENTS ON PPL'S MUMMS BECAUSE I ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE NO OUTSIDE LIVES AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. BUT THEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO CARRY ON THEIR REIGN OF HATE.
I COMPLAINED TO A BOUNCER FRIEND OF MINE AND GOT NO CLEAR OR CONCISE ANSWER TO WHY THIS IS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE. STAR THREATENED TO STICK HER FOOT UP MY ASS AND PORCH MONKEY CALLED BOTH ME & MY FRIEND CUNTS AND WHORES. WHY IS THIS ALLOWED??? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE NO NSFW OR YOU WILL BE DELETED RULE??? I SUGGEST NOW THAT WE RAISE A PROTEST
Us Congressmen Seek To Stop Bush From Starting A War With IranUS congressmen seek to stop Bush from starting a War with Iran
18 Jan 2007
A bipartisan group of US congressmen have put forward legislation to prevent the president [sic] from attacking Iran without the authorisation of Congress. The move comes amid concern at George W Bush's attitude towards Iran. [And also, concern that he's a f*cking lunatic.]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6277275.stm
Tgif! What A Week!Good morning/good afternoon, one and all! Yesterday was a long one for me. The evening talk I gave went well. I think I may even acquire a few new clients from it, which is always a good thing! Love to talk on anything related to Traditional Chinese Medicine!!
My sister Carol should be landing in Madison shortly. I'll be interested to get the scoop on her great adventure, even if it was cut short.
Dad is doing well. Doesn't go back to see his doctor for a month. We continue to hide the snow shovel and keys to the tractor!!
Energyworkers, remember to keep your shields up! This is no joke, by the way. I keep learning the hard way not to lose contact with my shields, to reinforce them regularly throughout my day! I continue to learn valuable lessons daily regarding how to protect myself and my loved ones - you know who you are, lol!
Awaiting the hard copy and audiotape of my astrology reading. Although I took 6 pages of notes during the reading, I'm sure I missed quite a bit!
The Good Wife LolOne winter morning a husband and wife in northern Colorado were listening to the radio during breakfast.They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the
Metal Bound FurnitureIn the tradition of two of my Favorite people here on CherryTap, Diva and Daddy, I thought it might be nice to share a site that I found, makers of wonderful lifestyle equipmemnt:
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Wake Up!Good Morning...Gimme Cake!!!
And who are my crushes???hmm?? TELL ME!!
Just CuriousWELL TO START OFF WITH I RESPECT EVERYONES RIGHT TO BE AS THE WISH. HOWEVER I AM PERPLEXED AND AMUSED BY ALOT OF PEOPLE AND WHAT THEY SAY ON THEIR PAGES. WELL FIRST, A LOT WOMEN SAY YOU BETTER READ MY PROFILE FIRST~ IF YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND. THEN THEY SAY I AM ONLY HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS~ NO SEX OF ANY KIND, NO RELATIONSHIPS JUST FRIENDS. LOL THEN THEYY POST NAKED PICS, OR PICS THAT SHOW SO MUCH CLEAVAGE, THAT ONE COULD GET LOST IN THERE! LOL THEN THEY POST A BULLETIN SAYING MEN ARE PIGS WHEN SOME GUY HITS ON THEM.
WELL DUH!!!! WHYY DO WOMEN THINK THAT MEN CAN GO AGAINST THEIR NATURE!! YOUR WORDS SAY ONE THING AND YOUR PICS SAY SOMETHING ELSE!! SO MY WARNING TO THE WOMEN WHO REALLY DON'T WANNA BE HIT ON~~ DON'T POST THESE PICS ~~THAT BASICALLY SAY "HIT ON ME" AND HAVE USER NAMES THAT ARE SUGGESTIVE ABOUT WHAT THEY WANNA DO!!
SO DON'T BE SHOCKED IF SOMEONE HITS ON YOU!
MEN ARE PIGS THAT IS NO SHOCKER
BUT SOME OF US TRY TO RESPECT YOUR WISHES
BUT BE CAREFUL ABOUT YOUR MIXED
To My Real FriendsJust a note to let you know that I'm taking a break from here. I will check my messages and things from time to time. I will respond but, not as often as I have in the past.
I have met some really special people on here and you know who you are. But, once again I have been hurt. Not on purpose but, still I have been hurt. When will people realize that words and actions have meaning.
All I have ever asked is to be loved for who I am. My heart is very big and I have a great deal of love to give. However, it is easier to say things, to someone like me to get what you want. I wish people would put other people first and not think just about themselves.
I wish people would grow up and not play head games with people. I wish people wouldn't take advantage of others emotions. That makes it very hard for people to trust someone else. Let alone themselves.
My wish for all of you is to realize what you have when you have and not let it get away. For when its gone it is to late to get
The Consumption Of AlcocholSometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
~ Jack Handy
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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25 Signs You Have Grown Up....1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those f%&@ing kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole
Daytime Djs....CT'S HOT UP AND COMING LOUNGE,PervyPub.is looking for some dedicated daytime Djs.Apply by PM or feel free to drop by and check us out!http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4876
So TrueThere was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could
See everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said. "Just take care of my eyes dear."
This is how the human brain changes when our status changes. Only a few remember what life was like before and even fewer remember who to thank for always being there even when times were painfully unbearable.
Life Is a Gift
Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.
Happiness!i FINALLY just got the tickets to go see and hang out with my little bruder!!!
Why???Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep ru
New YorkerYou Belong in the Upper East Side
You're an aspiring blue blood, and you want the best of New York high society.
And while some may think you're conservative, you still appreciate good art and culture.
Where Should Your Inner New Yorker Live?
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My Kittens Videos - Part 3 Fight, Playing, Fiending. Two Kittens.Well, since they are all uploaded now - for the most part, the ones I am doing now, at least, and since I was away while they were uploading and didn't update with them here AS I uploaded them, I will just put them all in one post now. Yay. I guess. O.o;
But, yes, here are the adorable videos of my beloved kittens Tifa & Rinoa, only taken this morning. Tifa is the black one. Rinoa is the tabby.
Tifa & Rinoa play-fighting. 3 parts.
Part 1.
Part 2.
Part 3.
Fiending Kittens.
Playing in the living room.
Rinoa and her attacks.
The SunYou Are From the Sun
Of all your friends, you're the shining star.
You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.
You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party.
Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty.
Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best!
What Planet Are You From?
Are You A Lady?You Are 76% Lady
Overall, you are a refined lady with excellent manners.
But you also know when to relax and not get too serious about etiquette
Are You A Lady?
Are We Friends?YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU
I want to know 26 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with.
JUST COPY & PASTE INTO A MESSAGE TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME. REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN.
(male/female answer accordingly)
1. Can you cook?
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of MySpace?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Negative or Optimistic?
4. What was your dream growing up?
5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face?
7. Tell me o
What Is Your Seduction Style?Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Were Jedi!!! LolHELLOOOOOOOO Tappers :)
So yeah im a bit exciteable today, why? well because finally myself and my friends are pushing ahead with the star wars jedi pics we wanted to do(Yes im a total geek)!
Well at any rate hopefully soon we will have some test pictures of myself and a few of my friends wielding our lightsabres! w00t! yay us!
Hehe well i was bored and now my mind is like yay! but im rambling so speak to you all soooon ;).
*hugs*
James
Catch Your Breath!Catch your breath....pinch your wrist...
Oh my God....I do exist!!!
You know...sometimes...
Games are fun....and the story gets wild.....
But right now....
The truth is...I am no longer a child.
ThanksThanks to all my friends that helped.. I didn't win but did see a lot of friends..
Much to you all
Sad But Truei'm still getting updates that "someone" is rating my pics a "1"
this is a little dissappointing since there's not a lot i can do about it and this account is more for my art than for personal reasons, but hey.
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=577636&albumid=0&i=1599011987
is this pic really that bad?
maybe i should delete the pictures that someone is fucking w/ me about and re post them w/ clean slates...
like i dont have better things to think about, ha.
87%fuckableYou are 82% fuckable!
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
In The Meantimenow thats an interesting picture
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Part 4 *adult As U Might Already Know*They both had not made much noise so far, but this now had totally changed. She was screamed loud and in lust. "oh yeah, yes, yes" were the only parts of their screams that sounded a bit like words. Her body kept rearing up and going back just to rear up again accompanied by another lustful moaning scream.
She decided he deserved some fun himself. So she put her hands round his axes and tried to drag him. he understood and moved up to her. She noticed his mouth was all wet.. but she wasn't afraid to kiss him. After he put the tongue between those pair of lips for some time again she told him "Now you lay down on your back" And so they changed places.. now it was her to go down on him. When she reached his%20boxers she drove her hand over his crotch. up and down. She felt how it was getting bigger and harder. In a rush she pulled the boxers down with his help and threw it with such an intense it would smack against the wall on the other side of the room. now she saw his penis.. standin
1974In 1974 (the year you were born)
Gerald Ford becomes president of the US
Hank Aaron hits his 715th home run to beat Babe Ruth's record
Impeachment hearings are opened against President Nixon by the House Judiciary Committee
President Nixon resigns
President Gerald Ford issues an unconditional pardon to ex-President Nixon for all federal crimes
Muhammad Ali knocks out George Foreman in the eighth round to regain the heavyweight crown in Zaire
Heiress Patty Hearst is kidnapped by and eventually joins the Symbionese Liberation Army
Dungeons & Dragons officially released
People magazine is published for the first time
Kate Moss, Alyson Hannigan, Penelope Cruz, Alanis Morissette, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Ryan Seacrest are born
Oakland Athletics win the World Series
Miami Dolphins win Superbowl VIII
Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup
Blazing Saddles is the top grossing film
All the President's Men by Bernstein and Woodward is published
"Killin
Amazed!I'm sitting at my computer this morning reading the news and drinking coffee like I do every morning and I come across a story of a woman found in Cambodia after living iin the jungle for 19 years. Strange. Like the saying goes, truth is stranger than fiction. Then let's go onto the top headlines on CNN.com today:
* Beautician jailed for deadly Mazola injection
A woman is jailed for involuntary manslaughter for injecting cooking oil into the butt of another human being as an anti-aging treatment. WTF, over? What idiot would say, "Stick a needle in my fat ass filled with the same stuff I cook my fried chicken in so it doesn't look old."
Stupid people should not be allowed by law to breed!!!!
In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...
It's going to be a weird day, I can see it already.
My Heart Lies HereSorry to disappoint some of you guys but my heart belongs to a wonderful guy who works for the York County Sheriff's Department. We have been seeing each other now for 7 months. I hope that you will still be my friends. I hope you all understand!! Thanks for being my cherrytap friends, family and fans!
Together We Will WinTOGETHER WE WILL WIN
By D.S.M
We as the white race are in a battle, this battle is not for land or power no the battle for which we must fight with passion is the battle for our races’ survival. With modern day governments turning to the left and the Jew holding our media outlets hostage, one is hard pressed to find out what is actually going on in today’s dangerous world. We no longer have the peace of mind we once possessed, we can no longer send our children out into the world and guarantee their safety and we can no longer teach the morals and values we were raised upon. With the changing of the way our societies are run, has come the further oppression of our race, with school teachers teaching our students to be ashamed of their ancestors and the media making us out to be monsters that shouldn’t be trusted a white person is hard pressed to take pride in themselves. From a young age our children are taught not to judge a person on their skin tone or their
A Real Man...for The Woman That Desrves Better.This is for ALL the women out there that deserves better in life...who deserves better than who you just had in the past, and for those who want to find complete happiness and satisfaction.
Hope your search is short and sweet....
Take care....
Remember this ... Sometimes true happiness lies in front of you and you just haven't noticed....
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first.
2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.
3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.
4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.
5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises
6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not fine as fuck.
8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.
9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you.....
10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much ti
One More Door Closed.Looking back at 2006 it was definitely a life changing year, basically when the ball dropped at midnight marking the beginning of 2006 I instantly thought, this year to come was going to be like none before.
As I had stated in previous blogs, I learned a lot of life and love over the last year. Through all the shit I went through over 2006, I lost a lot of friendships and gained a few lasting ones. (When shits going down; you learn who your true friends are.)
I think the real kick in the face, making me realize the year ahead was going to be life changing was when my now ex fiancée disappeared on New Years Eve and didn’t turn up until 2 days later. Perhaps that was fate giving me a wake up call.
What brought this blog upon is the fact I just read a ex friends blog; bashing me and a few other people. She was once one of my best friends, we were like sisters. Then one day she dropped off the face of the planet. It wasn’t the first time she had pulled this, I just went along w
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He Wants You!Romans 8:28
“And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to His purpose.”
I read about a farmer who had a big brush pile of debris that he was going to burn.
He noticed that a little bird had built a nest in that brush pile, so he destroyed the nest.
When he came back days later, he found the bird rebuilding the nest.
The farmer destroyed the nest again.
But the bird built again, and again the farmer destroyed it.
Finally, the little bird gave up.
I can just imagine that little bird going home and saying to his family,
“I just don’t know why all our good plans of building a home are not working.”
Well, there was an unseen hand that was doing something that the bird may have thought was bad, but was really good.
Read Romans 8:28 above.
Notice the verse is not saying that all things are good.
All things are not good, there are some terrible things in this world.
The point is that only G
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Just Release !!I feel a sharp pain in my soul.
What is it,thats so sharp.
Could it be the remains of you.
You were the air I breath.
You were the wind to me.
You were the day to my night.
The more I think of you,
The more the pain increase,
The harder it is to remain.
Your laughter was like the sun.
Your touch was like fire.
Your taste was life itself.
I feel a sharp pain in my soul.
What is it,thats so sharp.
Could it be the remains of you.
As night turn into day,
Life into death,
My soul screams for release.
The release that only comes
From one soul to another.
Just release is all I need.
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My Birthday***Your Birthdate: October 5***
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.
Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower
Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom
Your power color: Tangerine
Your power symbol: Ace
Your power month: May
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