A store that sells a wife has just opened in New York City, where a man
may go to choose a wife.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the ladies increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch...you may choose any lady from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a man goes to the Wife Store to find a Wife.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: may go to choose a Wife.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the lady increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a man goes to the Wife Store to find a Wife.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These ladies have jobs and love Life.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These ladies have jobs, love Life, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These ladies have jobs, love Life, love kids, and are extremely
sexy.
"Wow," he thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
He goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These Ladies have jobs, love Life, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and sexy. They clean the house in a thong.
"Oh, mercy me!" he exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, he goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These ladies have jobs, love Life, love kids, and are drop-dead
gorgeous and sexy, cleans the house in a thong, and want sex at least 2 times a day.
He is so tempted to stay, but he thinks he should have a wife that has more to offer…. so he goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 20,363,012 to this floor.
There are no ladies on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
men are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Wife Store.
What do you think my friends? I took this from a friend and changed it around about the men....haha Get a laugh out of it... "I DID"