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Jihad Is Fun! Vote Democrat!
John Kerry is the "botched joke" of American politics. For those of you keeping score at home, John Kerry has now called members of the U.S. military (a) stupid, (b) crazy, (c) murderers, (d) rapists, (e) terrorizers of Iraqi women and children. I wonder what he'll call them tomorrow. Whatever Karl Rove is paying John Kerry to say stupid things, it's worth every penny. Now, back to the midterm elections ... Analysts place the average midterm loss for the party in the White House at around 15 to 44 seats, depending on which elections are counted — only elected presidents, midterm elections since the Civil War, midterm elections since World War II, comparable-sized congresses, first and second midterm elections and so on. The average first midterm election loss for every elected president since 1914 is 27 House seats and three Senate seats. The average sixth-year midterm election, like this year, is much worse for the president's party, which typically loses 34 seats in the H

The Democratic Party: A Vast Sleeper Cell
Fortunately for liberals, the Iraqis executed Saddam Hussein the exact same week that former President Ford died, so it didn't seem strange that Nancy Pelosi's flag was at half-staff. Also, Saddam's death made it less of a snub when Harry Reid skipped Ford's funeral. The passing of Gerald Ford should remind Americans that Democrats are always lying in wait, ready to force a humiliating defeat on America. More troops, fewer troops, different troops, "redeployment" — all the Democrats' peculiar little talking points are just a way of sounding busy. Who are they kidding? Democrats want to cut and run as fast as possible from Iraq, betraying the Iraqis who supported us and rewarding our enemies — exactly as they did to the South Vietnamese under Ford. Liberals spent the Vietnam War rooting for the enemy and clamoring for America's defeat, a tradition they have brought back for the Iraq war. They insisted on calling the Soviet-backed Vietcong "the National Liberation Front o

Goofy Thoughts Of Mine...
I was eatting some mixed nuts the other day..and I got to the cashew, and it dawned on me that I had never seen a cashew in it's shell. Nor how they get to them, if they grow on a bush or in the ground. Well I am no longer without this knowledge LOL. I now know all about the cashew..and if you're curious as well..heres some stuff about it and a link to see the cashew apple and various other facts about it. The delightful cashew nut is loved by everybody. Cashews are a product loved by the wealthy nations and provided for by the poor nations. It is closely related to the Mango and Pistachio plants. Cashews are found growing on cashew trees or "bushes" near the equator. The cashew grows wild in brazil and in cashew plantations in India where the cashew was transplanted into a cashew crop. Origins The first western people sighting the cashew tree was by the Portuguese. They invaded Brazil in the 1500's. Portuguese seamen brought the seeds of the cashew nut tree from Brazil

Why Should The Middle Class Fight Tax Hikes On The Rich?
It took Nancy Pelosi less than a week as Speaker of the House to begin talking seriously about tax hikes. On “Face the Nation” on CBS this weekend she raised the possibility of increasing the tax burden (by “repealing tax cuts”) for “those making over a certain amount of money, $500,000 a year.” She simultaneously promised tax cuts “for middle class families.” The political calculation in this pitch is diabolically clever, of course. Nearly all Americans consider themselves “middle class,” no matter how much or how little they make, so her support for reduced taxes for “middle class families” sounds wonderful. Meanwhile, less than 2% of tax returns show income in excess of $500,000 a year so the Speaker is, in effect, inviting 98% of the public to improve their status at the expense of a tiny minority that’s already widely resented because of its “excessive” success.

Just Bitchin
went to cardiologist again today need to have some more test done on my heart. not exactly what i wanted to hear this morning. ya'll keep me in mind while i do this and see if the blockages have gotten any worse than what they were.

A Letter From An American Airlines Pilot -- Copied From A Friend's (thanx Megs) Blog Entry
This is the most profound, most insightful message to Muslims I've seen. I think it should be read on Fox, sent to the President, and forwarded to any other form of media to express what so many of us feel toward the Muslim. The paper stated today that some Muslim doctor is saying we are profiling him because he has been checked three times while getting on an airplane. (A Letter From An American Airlines Pilot) This well spoken man, who is a pilot with American Airlines, says what is in his heart beautifully....read, absorb and pass on.. YOU WORRY ME! By American Airlines Pilot - Captain John Maniscalco "I've been trying to say this since 9-11 but you worry me. I wish you didn't. I wish when I walked down the streets of this country that I love, that your color and culture still blended with the beautiful human landscape we enjoy in this country. But you don't blend in anymore. I notice you, and it worries me. I notice you because I can't help it anymore. People fr

Liberal Media At Its Finest!!
NBC News led the way. Elements over there calling the execution a PR disaster for the USA. Did you think Saddam's hanging was a PR disaster? I didn't. The mass murderer got what he deserved. We also heard an NBC commentator say President Bush is allowing Americans to be killed in Iraq for money and other insane stuff. Unbelievable. The Bush-hating Baltimore Sun says more Iraqis are dying now than under Saddam and it's America's fault. By my count, Saddam was responsible for about 750,000 deaths during his reign of terror. So The Baltimore Sun is nuts. And our pal, far-left columnist Robert Scheer, consistently anti- American voice, writes in The San Francisco Chronicle, "The frantic killing of Hussein abetted by the United States was the third act in a morality play of misplaced vengeance for the September 11th terrorist attacks — where the first act was the invasion of Iraq, based upon trumped up lies linking it to Al Qaeda, and the second was the killing of the tyrant's sons

Tweety Teresa
hey everyone , well this is my first time doing this , well im a shy lady until i get to know u ,well i have 3kids grown, im a widow , had hard life , enough of that tired of being unhappy ,time to make all kinds of friends an start having fun lol, love to have new friends , so help me out , asu can see im new at this , well thanks for listening, an hope u had a great new years love teresa

Vivaci'te
IN THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE SURROUNDED BY EXTREME PAIN AND YET~~ MUCH PEACE AN EXEMPLAR OF THE PARADOX BUT ~ IS THE PAIN ~~~~POWER? AND ~ THE PEACE ~~~~ENERGY? OR ~ THE PARADOX ~~~ CREATIVITY? IS IT DEATH? OR LIFE? SHOULD WE CELEBRATE? OR MOURN? A BIRTH IS IN THE QUESTIONS EMBRACE THE MOMENT IT IS NOT TO BE STUDIED NOR UNDERSTOOD IT IS TO BE ENVELOP ~ NOT HAPPY, NOT SAD IT IS THE CENTER~WHERE THERE IS HOPE CELTIC CHARMS (IMPITIS CONFRACTUS)

Okay This Is Too Funny If You Dont Get What He Yolded We Have A Probem Lol
Subject: YODELING > > > YODELING > > > > > Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? > > Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of >Switzerland > > Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went >up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. ! > > The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. > > As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is >that man going into the barn?" > > "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to >stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn." > > The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate >of food for him and then took it out to the barn. > > About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing dishevelled >and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went. > > The farmer's wife was very observant. She then sugges

Let's Keep Buying Gas At Citgo!! Not!
Chavez took the oath of office at the National Assembly after a sweeping re-election victory that has given him free reign to pursue more radical changes, including plans to nationalize power and telecommunications companies. His right hand raised, Chavez declared: "Fatherland, socialism or death — I swear it," invoking the Cuban leader's famous call to arms. Chavez also alluded to Jesus, saying: "I swear by Christ — the greatest socialist in history." In a speech that followed, he said the central aim of his term that runs until 2013 will be "to build Venezuelan socialism." "I don't have the slightest doubt that is the only path to the redemption of our peoples, the salvation of our fatherland," Chavez told lawmakers to applause. He said he believes that socialism — not capitalism — is the only way to guarantee well-being not only for Venezuela, but the world. He said a commission was being formed to oversee proposed constitutional reforms, including one that would allo

Respect
People stop and stare they just don’t understand Where’s the respect and privacy that once we all shared? So what if this girl says Master or Sir to her loved? What business is it of there’s? This girl might wear bruises and keep her head down But no way as she defeated nor doing anything wrong She loves her life and the way he leads her No other would compare Only others in lifestyle would understand. The love and respect as tenfold What vanilla people have Nothing can compare The excitement and sensual aspects Are beyond rival Let us live our lives Like we let you live yours Don’t judge what you don’t understand Don’t point fingers because we all know You don’t care Talking about others And fixing there lives Just makes you feel your Poor vanilla world is Better So judge us if you must Stare all you want Because this girl knows The truth you wish you Could do the things we do…..

The Anda
The Cathayans forced the Gangrel out of Asia in prehistoric times. But some Gangrel stayed, hidden or in torpor; some made their havens in the forests of Siberia and others hid among nomadic tribes -- the Huns, the Tanguts and the Mongols. Most of the Gangrel who walked among the Asian nomads descended from a nameless Methuselah reputed to have burrowed under the Gobi Desert. This bloodline -- whose members called themselves Anda, the Mongolian word for "blood brother" -- spent there nights capitalizing on the Mongols' conquests. As the Mongol Empire expanded, they came back into contact with Kindred society as a whole. Some assimilated, others didn't, and still other Western Cainites joined the Mongols. The Anda and their converts didn't last; around the time that the Mongol dynasty collapsed in China, the Cathayans rose up and slaughtered any Mongol Kindred they could get their talons on. Some may have escaped --- more than one elder Gangrel claims to remember Genghis Khan --- but a

Clusterlessi
I PONDER MY EMPTINESS A FORAYED MIND SEEKING THE ELUSIVE IDEAL TO SCRAWL FOR PERUSAL AS IN DEEP DARK SPACE VOLUMNIOUS---VAPIDIOUS RAPIDLY DISSAPATING IDEAS ATTEMPTING TO GRASP THE WIND SOMETIMES THERE, SOMETIMES NOT ONLY REMAINING AS NOW IMMERSED IN THE VOID IMMOBILE--DEVOURED SWALLOWED BY EMPTINESS CELTIC CHARMS (IMPITUS CONFRACTUS)

Dammit!!
I have written the same fucking blog 3 times and every time it gets erased cuz cherry ass decides that my session has expired and it doesnt take me back to my fucking blog. I am so mad right now and on the vurge of a total emotional meltdown. ( Not cuz of the blogs, duh) I am tired of this indiscribable pain that I have been feeling in my heart for the past month. It gets worse and worse as time goes on. I am doubting him and doubting his love and his words. I want this pain to go away. I am being played, I just know it. Why? I have been so strong and so good to him and this is what I get in return? I just don't understand. No one does. No one ever will.

Liberals At Work Again!
A locker room controversy is erupting within the FDNY. Firefighters have been ordered to remove all personal decorations from the outside of their lockers, including pictures of colleagues killed on 9/11. "We're tired of being treated like children," said Stephen Cassidy, president of the Uniformed Firefighters Association. "It will not continue. If we have to take legal action we will." The fire union is at war with FDNY Commissioner Nicholas Scoppetta over a regulation limiting what firefighters can have on the outside of their lockers. "[The regulation] prohibits a firefighter from having an American flag, a 'Support Our Troops' sticker, a picture of their family, a mass card of a dead firefighter," Cassidy said. A department-wide crackdown on locker decorations began several weeks ago after a sexually offensive slogan was found on the outside of a locker at Engine 230 in Brooklyn. But the union claims this time the department went too far. "Two weeks ago they beg

Omgosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i have been wanting to get my hair colored red for a long time...i have a pale complexion, so i figured it'd work out for me. today i went through with it and got my mom to color my hair. not a mistake now mind you. i just didnt think it would turn out the color that it did (cranberry) and i sooooooooo love it. makes me look like a cross between a gothic chick and a punk rocker. lol suits my wild side i spose. kitty will soon take pics and post them and you all let me know what you think bout the hair... *hugz & kissez* to all my friends

Insight
A LONG DEEP BREATH ANOTHER, ANOTHER, STILL---INTERUPTIONS BEADED SWEAT, AMOUROUS AROUSAL, SALIVATING BUDS ANOTHER ANOTHER STILL---ODIOUS IMAGES, BEADED SWEAT, SOFT GENTLE AROMA ANOTHER ANOTHER FOCUS! CENTER! A WORD, A PHRASE PEACE ANOTHER PEACE PE... SASHAYING WOMEN, BEADED SWEA- PEACE - PEACE P E A C E P E A C E P E (empty,vaccuum,floating,euphoric peacefulness, centered,---ensconced in the OTHER-- grasp) it SALIVATING BUDS, AMOUROUS AROUSAL, BEADED SWEAT ANOTHER ANOTHER UNGRASPABLE WIND DISAPPEARING CELTIC CHARMS (IMPITUS CONFRACTUS)

My First Book
I am currently writing a book that takes place in Yosemite National Park...it is going to be a romance novel; they meet at the park, introduce themselves, he asks her to dinner, proposes, get married...you know the ticket!!!

Corsetted And Laced
You were my lord, me your lady countess asphyxiated by your hands, my tears confess bruised by your loves sweetened caress my blood drips down your lips as I lick the rest off your finger tips tied and bound by your hands waiting for all your demands drinking in to your soul you welcome me to your hell to you my heart and soul I sell Corsetted and laced your lady be laid Your heart to me you paid Basked in the light of the moon You drank from my heart Forever in death never apart To you forever in full submission This loves vampyric addiction In your arms I take my last breathe Together in life forever in death Now led to your grave Forever your lady enslave Dropped by the angels they wave Brought together by fate In eternity we wait Corsetted and laced your lady be laid Corsetted and laced your lady be laid You opened your wounds to me Bathed in your blood you set me free Enthralled by the touch of your skin Forever impaled by are sins Brought together by

True Friends
The Gift Of Knowing You There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you. - Dave Stout -

Well Im Jsut Writing
Im not sure anymore of what to say, no matter what I do it seems to be wrong, I cant overcome these feelings of hate, im soo pissed at the world and nothing seems to change. I dont get you anymore and you dont seem to get me, I feel lost with out the friend I once had, your gone im not, its weird bc i cant shake this feeling. I normally am not like this I am ussually so calm! help... sry if it doesnt make sense i was just writing...

12 Months, 12 Healthy New Habits
12 Months, 12 Healthy New Habits This year you can succeed at being healthier. Just follow these small changes, one month at a time. By Bob Condor for MSN Health & Fitness Here’s the first thing to remember about living a healthier 2007. You’ve got the entire year to establish new, positive habits. It doesn’t all have to be accomplished in January or even before the swimsuit season. “Everything happens in small changes,” says Gregory Florez, CEO and president of First Fitness, a personal training company based in Salt Lake City. “Most people fail on their diet and exercise goals by looking too far ahead.” That’s why your best strategy for a healthy and happy New Year is to take it one month at a time. If you figure on establishing one positive habit each month, by Dec. 31, 2007, you will benefit from a dozen upgrades to your personal health. The result will be energizing on both the physical and mental levels. “The first thing I tell clients is to start where you ar

Broken Hearted
to all those who have fallen in love and thought everything was good and then he decides out of the blue that he doesnt know if he want to be with u or not it sucks we were happy and planned on getting married eventually he loves my kids and my kids love him but guess thats what i get for thinking a 20 yr old could be the one i spend the rest of my life with i love him with my heart and soul and hes out of town right now and ive stayed faithful to him but he doesnt even have the balls to at least let me know if we r together or not love sucks and it does hurt

Would U?????
1. give me ur number? 2. love me? 3. let me kiss u? 4. watch a movie with me? 5. have dinner with me? 6. drive me sumwer? 7. take a shower with me? 8. be my gf/bf? 9. tell me u think im cute? 10. buy me a drink if i didnt have money? 11. take me home for da nite?my huse r ur huse? 12. let me sleep in ur bed? 13. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions? 14. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy u have to pick one? 15. do u like my style? 16. do u think im funie? 17. do u care about me? 18. would u dance wit me? 19. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?

100 Things About Me!!!!!!
100 things about me!! 1. Full Name: leighanne mcafee 2. Nickname: none 3. Birthday: 19th june 4. Place of Birth: Belfast 6. Male or Female: Female 7. Year: left yonks sgo lol 8. School: hazelwood college 9. Occupation: mummy lol 10. Residence: my house 11. MSN messager Name:leigh24uk2001@hotmail.com __Your Appearance___ 12. Hair Color: dark brown 13. Hair Length: long 14. Eye color: Brown 15: weight: not tellin lol 16. Height: 5ft 11 17. Braces?: Nope 18. Glasses?: Nope 19. Piercings? My ears 20. Tattoos: Nope (want 1) 21. Righty or Lefty: Righty ___Your 'Firsts'___ 22. First best friend: kathleen baxter 23. First Award: havnt won nuthin lol 24. First Sport You Joined:hockey 25. First pet:bouncer my dog 26. First Real Vacation: Spain 27. First Concert: aint ben to none 28. First Love: jim moody ___ Favorites___ 29. Movie: Scary & funny 30. TV programme: ghost whisperer 31. Color: black lol 32. Rapper: eminem 33. Band: loads of diff 1s

Learn Chinese!!!
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (Must Read Out Loud) 1) That’s not right.................................. ..............Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harbouring a fugitive.........................Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................................... ...............Kum Hia 4) Stupid Man.................................... ..................Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse.................................. ...................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach.................................. ...Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped the coffee table.................................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift................................Chi n Tu Fat 9) It’s Very dark in here................................... ......Wai So Dim 10) I Thought you were on a diet...........................Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone................................... No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week

Brown Eyes
STRAIGHT UP PIMPS!!!!!Sexy as heck,people with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Best in bed can last for days.....way better than hazel eyed people.....Loves to please the one they care or love for,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS, not one to fuck with

Now I'm Getting Nervous......
My harley class starts tomorrow.... shouldn't be too bad.. only bookwork, but the hard work starts at 6:45 a.m. on Saturday... hopefully I will come back in one piece!! I sure hope I don't drop the bike any.. that would be totally embarrassing!!! Wish me luck!

Pain
With my life all fucked up I dont know what to do But I see its not my fault So Im blaming it on you And I know I cant live life this way So I try To hide this pain every day And it stays And now nothing has changed So it seems Like my lifes been rearranged With my life so fucked up now Im leaving you This is what I have to do You saw it coming and you know its true Yet it's still my fault Yet I keep blaming you To hide this pain every day Trying to make it all go away By:Stacey Forrester (copywritten/dont steal!)

Bullfrogs And Blowjobs!
Bullfrogs and Blowjobs A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was a wakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog read

Red Hot/ Livewire
My tribute to Motley Crue! Red Hot - Live Wire Your making my body feel so good Hot and ready, got me in the mood Got my body burning with fire Brinking on the edge of desire Your sex pulsing me, live wire Your the one I admire Red Hot - You got me on fire Are bodies now clashing Inside me your crashing The ultimate passion Your my desire Bringing me higher Burning with fire In you the devil I admire Red Hot - My live wire Your making my body shake Hot and burning ready to take Got my body burning in flames Legs spread, ready with no shame Your sex pumping me, winning the game Grabbing your hair screaming your name Red Hot - you got me on fire Are bodies now clashing Inside me your crashing The ultimate passion Your my desire Bringing me higher Burning with fire In you the devil I admire Red Hot - My live wire Your making my body burn Hot and ready to learn Got my body burning with heat Licking you, tasting so sweet Your body hot, togethe

Your Beauti To Me Marie
A magic moment I remember: I raised my eyes and you were there. A fleeting vision, the quintessence Of all that's beautiful and rare. I pray to mute despair and anguish To vain pursuits the world esteems, Long did I near your soothing accents, Long did your features haunt my dreams. Time passed- A rebel storm-blast scattered The reveries that once were mine And I forgot your soothing accents, Your features gracefully divine. In dark days of enforced retirement I gazed upon grey skies above With no ideals to inspire me, No one to cry for, live for, love. Then came a moment of renaissance, I looked up- you again are there, A fleeting vision, the quintessence Of all that`s beautiful and rare

What Type Of Drunk Are You?
You are an insane drunk You tend to lose all inhibitions when you are drunk and just go with the flow. You are highly entertaining to all of your friends, with all of your crazy antics. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Am Religious....but What About This???
Ok basically this is just mindless ramble thing.. People often ask me what sort of religious category I fall under. I say Pagan. My beliefs are very different, I have several views on things, and see the world at a different angle..... You got the religious Holy God and Jesus followers, living by the bible, saying if you don't believe in god you go to hell, you disobey the 10 commandments you go to hell, you worship any other you go to hell, dabble in witchcraft you go to hell.. See I think that is fucked up... Then you have the buddhists "Sidharta Guatama" follow the eight fold path, find your nirvana, be enlightened.... Hindus you got the vedas, other gods, and the elephant. Ok you get the pont, but then there's the shamans, gypsies, wiccans, satanists, christians all these other happy little groups... Yet in christianity if you believe or follow any of those others you go to hell. So wouldn't it be basically anyone who studies those relgions, different cultures, country religions,

Another Day In Oz
Good evening, and welcome back to another day in Oz…. Well, it seems that my wife’s Christmas present was not the only one stolen. Our Office Admin got Gift Cards for her boss, me and another co-worker, (prolly a couple of others but she didn’t tell me who). We were out for a smoke and talking about coworkers, how some are really nice people, but complete morons at their jobs… I was telling her about 1 in our department that is the nicest lady, but a box of rocks has more common sense, and she is the only one to ever buy me a present for Christmas. This is when the Admin said, ‘I got you something!’ Ummm, no you didn’t. ‘Yes I did, I left it on your desk.’ I didn’t get it. ‘Are you sure, you’re kidding, right?’ Nope… She got me a Visa gift card, wrapped it in a small bow, with a bow even, and left it on my desk. She also left one on the desk of the guy I share my office with. Neither of us got them. Her boss actually got his and left it on his desk, and the next day

Smooth
ROMEO If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss JULIET Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss. ROMEO Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too? JULIET Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer. ROMEO O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair. JULIET Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake. ROMEO Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged. JULIET Then have my lips the sin that they have took. ROMEO Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again. JULIET You kiss by the book.

What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?
What is your sexual zodiac? Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You
So, we'll go no more a-roving So late into the night, Though the heart be still as loving And the moon be still as bright. For the sword outwears its sheath And the soul wears out the breast And a heart must pause to breathe And love itself have rest. Though the night was made for loving And the day returns too soon, Yet, we'll go no more a-roving By the light of the moon.

What Should I Do
With the pain and the suffering inside On my knees a better woman I stay The anger inside I feel, (surrounds you) What should I do, (to know you) Where should I go, (to please you) I can't do this anymore, just let me go Get the fuck away, I said Im not going to stay! With all the things you do and the things you say ~ (whisper growl) I say them too they break me down ~(whisper growl) I feel them too they bring me down ~ ( whisper growl) I wont be mistaken not wanting to stay ( roar) Get the fuck away what should I do to know you Anger stripping me of the woman I have become In these pits the darkness surpasses me The hatred inside, (as it engulfs you) What should I do, (to know you) Where should I go, (to please you) I dont want to do this anymore ~~ Any fucking way I said I'm not going to stay. With all the things you do and the things you say ~(whisper growl) ~ tell me again they break me down ~ (whisper growl) ~ to know you they bring me down ~ (

How Big An Idiot Is George Bush - We Need Your Vote - Please Help
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Pisces And Libra "astrology Match"
Pisces and Libra Pisces and Libra is one of those strange but beautiful combinations, usually brought together by fate, rather than by conscious choice. Pisces, rule by fortunate Jupiter and imaginative Neptune, naturally loves to be of service to Libra, and in turn Libra loves to share creative resources with the appreciative Fish. If your Libran lover resists the temptation to take advantage of you and you learn to trust and respect the airy Scales, you can build a human bridge between the planet of love, Venus, and her higher octave, Neptune. Libra, the Scales, is a Cardinal Sign and Pisces, the Fishes, is a Mutable Sign. This places Libra in a natural position of leadership with the happy-to-follow-along Fish. Yet Pisces is in a hidden position of power with Libra, as Libra can be easily knocked out of balance by your subtle moods and manipulations. People often underestimate the strength of the seemingly fragile and submissive Fish, but you have more strength than any of u

Gotta Love Redneck Dui
DUI - NORTH CAROLINA STYLE > >Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. > >From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, > >comes this true story. >Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, >North Carolina . A fter last call the officer noticed a man leaving >the bar >so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. > >The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, > >with the officer quietly observing. > >After what seemed an eternity > >in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, > >the man managed to find his car and fall into it. > > >He sat there for a few minutes > >as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. > >Finally he started the car, > >switched the wipers on > >and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, > >flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, > >honked the horn and t

You Are My Falling Star
Go and catch a falling star, Get with child a mandrake root, Tell me where all past years are, Or who cleft the devil's foot, Teach me to hear mermaids' singing, Or to keep off envy's stinging, And find What wind Serves to advance an honest mind. If thou be'st born to strange sights, Things invisible go see, Ride ten thousand days and nights, Till Age snow white hairs on thee; Thou, when thou return'st, wilt tell me All strange wonders that befell thee, And swear No where Lives a woman true and fair. If thou find'st one, let me know; Such a pilgrimage were sweet, Yet do not; I would not go, Though at next door we might meet. Though she were true when you met her, And last till you write your letter Yet she Will be False, ere I come, to two or three

She Walks In Beauty
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow'd to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impair'd the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens o'er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling-place. And on that cheek, and o'er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent!

Wolfgang Fortner
Spent much of today listening to music, napping- needed that- and translating (and adding to :) ) an article about Wolfgang Fortner from German for the English Wikipedia. (My German isn't good and it will need further work, but I decided that of all the biographies I'd identified as "projects", his was among the more needed, with about a dozen students who already have articles on the site, and some 30,000 google hits.)

Global Warming My Ass.
SNOW AND COLD AIR TO MOVE OVER SOUTHERN NEVADA AND NORTHWEST ARIZONA BY THE END OF THE WEEK. A STRONG AND COLD LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM MOVING SOUTH ACROSS THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST TONIGHT WILL MOVE INTO CENTRAL NEVADA ON THURSDAY. AS THIS SYSTEM CONTINUES TO DROP SOUTH...SNOW...GUSTY WINDS AND MUCH COLDER CONDITIONS WILL MOVE ACROSS MUCH OF SOUTHERN NEVADA AND NORTHWEST ARIZONA INTO THE END OF THE WEEK. And this is because of WARMING??? Vegas does look pretty with snow though.

Dean
So the RHA of my hall is a total and complete a**hole. He came up and broke up my room and the girls from across the halls hanging out. I mean we were sitting there eating ice cream, and one of the girls who is going for massage therapy, well she was giving one of the guys from our hall a back massage. But he came up and was telling us to get out of the hall and get back into our rooms. It was only 12:30. It was not late, and we don't have any rules about not hanging out in the halls. But I guess he just made one up. Freakin a**holes.

What Hindu Goddess Am I?
My score on The Which Hindu Goddess Are You? Test: Sarasvati(You scored 66 intellect, 20 prosperity, 42 sexuality, and 43 goodness!)Sarasvati is the goddess of knowledge, wisdom, learning and the arts. She is the consort of Lord Brahma, the creator, and is considered to be the most beautiful goddess (although not the most sexual). She's not as material-minded as Lakshmi, just as those with an intellectual streak are generally not as wealthy as their entrepreneurial classmates who went for a Business degree. She rides a swan and sits, peacefully playing her veena. She is the one you turn to for a mastery of an art form or of knowledge. Link: The Which Hindu Goddess Are You? Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Song I Wrote When I Was Stoned Off My Ass
My stoner song man, ~Uh hey Nukko Look at that boieee right thurr He make me say Woot Woot!! My nukko, I like the way you do it right thurr ( right thurr nukko) Shake your hips nukko when your pumpin into hurr ( into hurr) I like the way you do it right thurr ( right thurr) Lick your lips, while your sticking, its big pimping give your tongue a sturr ( give it a sturr) I like the way you look in your eyeliner son ( you be fine) LiL nukko smoke you like a quarter pound of weed ( far from a dime) The kind of nukko got me big pimpin in my mind ( mind) I be rolling like that grab your bootlicious nukko ass and make you mine (mine) Look at your eyes, (What!) Look at those lips ( nukko gyrate yo hips!) I sure wouldn't mind kicking it back, hell yeah nukko cut me some slack I like it when you touch it cause I growl a lil bit Lips parted and shiny grill makes me tingle a lil bit I know you legal nukko, so pick up the phone, and dial my numba Dont tip off these rhyme

Rocks!!!!!!!
Ok so I know people in high places which is great for me...I am going to La to hang with my boy for a bit while he endorses some shit he was offered..plans came thru last night so La here I come then off to get new ink in Feb then March to Fla for Bike week then bc of my famous friends I am going to see 30 Seconds To Mars vip baby I will be right there with Jared Leto....Ever get a phone call and you're all rude and shit well that was me and low and behold guess who was on the other end with my boy the one and only Jordan Catalano (My So Called Life) A.K.A. Jared Leto (singer for 30 S2M)...when my great friend who didnt warn me b4hand that Mr Leto was on the tele I wanted to strangle him thru the line..I almost shit myself hahaha..so we shot the shit for a bit and he asked if I was going to see him play I said no so not only am I going when hes in NJ 3-24-07 I am going to see him in Miami 3-9-07..his special guest..ohh I might not be comming back hahahaha..now my friend is all worried

Breaking My Cherry
Figured I'd finally sit down and rant for a minute about nonsense just to get a few more cherry points. God I can't believe I got suckered into another website. I've got enough blogs as it is what with myspace, friendster, adult friend finder... When does it stop. Ah, it is what it is. Be back soon

School
Today was my first day back for the new semester. Its the same as it has been the entire time. Except I am of course graduating at the end of this semester. Should go well. Cause its only one class. soo you know. I tried to sell back all my old books. But they were all old editions so I got back 15 dollars for my old spanish and sociology book. Not cool but o well.

Nathan
ilost my son Nathan on 15 Dec 06,he was just 17,i want 2 make everyone out there aware that epilepsy can be fatal and to find out more on this condition if it effects u or ur family.jst tap in "epilepsy" on ur pc.these kids need more protection than u think,take care,a heartbroken dad.if i can help,drop in anytime,kieran.

Confession Of Dumbditude...?
Ok, I won't lie. My neigbor && friend, was a drug lord. And a pimp. He was an awesome guy. Always broke... But always awesome. I hung out with him every moringing before he went to work...his day job anyways. And when he got home, we'd chill. Now this I find fucking unbelieveable. I was titled his 'beer bitch' Cuz when he asked for a beer (more like screamed about wanting one) I was the only one who would always go get it. He kept it in the fridge...top shelf. Now heres the FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE part!!! When he was kicked out...(still miss him) My moms friend found his fridge Absolutely stuffed to capacity WITH COCAINE!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?????????? I must be loosing my mind. I was in that fridge, EVERY DAY!!! Several times a day being as he was a drunk!! Ta hell is wrong with me??? LOL Moral of the story, When you know a drug lord got evicted, Search his house and steal all the cocaine from his fridge before the cops find it. More apparent moral of the

The Souls Journey
For love and joy this day I will keep my Smile For hope and peace this day I will face the trial For hurt and grief this day I will feel For loss and anger this day I will heal For ignorance and hate this day I will hold disgust For Me and You this day in gods love and mercy I trust By R. Thomas Dinsmore A week of torments and pain missing you beyond For you’re the one whom my heart grew fond I wanted to run and sought to my feelings to deny Yet thoughts of you brought tears and I would cry Lost without the face who lighted my days life Heart sick and filled with grief cutting me like a knife Drawn to your pictures and seeking your word Listening to the sweetness of your voice I’ve heard Tears the held me aware of something lost A Burdon beyond the hurt and cost Unable to forget you and move on due To the lingering touch of your soul true Changed forever by knowing you as only I can Someone’s spells have me left no longer a free man For I am kept by a

Twisted Obsession
This pain that Im living in is starting to break me within The thoughts that rush through my mind Your always two steps behind When I close my eyes to shut them out Its your voice inside shouting out I want you, I taste you I breathe you, I love you I miss you, I need you I hate you, I seethe you I cry you, I die you I bleed for you, I live for you This sorrow that wraps arounds me is choking me, wont let me be The stabs in my heart, lashing out You put them there, thats what their about When I cut myself to remind myself I breathe Its your face, denying me, it wont leave!! I want you, I taste you I breathe you, I crave you I miss you, I yearn for you I hate you, I despise you I cry you, I die you I bleed for you, I die for you This death looms all around me blinding me, I can no longer see Alls I can hear is the sound your voice, I know your around I lift my hand, take my last breath I feel your touch, now all is death I want you, I taste y

Change In Computer Habits... Lol
Just to let everyone know who I didnt already email. I may be a bit slower getting back to you due to a new job and way different hours. I will still be on everyday, just not as much.. lol and I will be on early mornings and late evening. ;)

Chill Cherry?
Well I am a mere 12 points away from being a Chill Cherry. I'm not sure I'm ready for this tremendous change. What exactly does this Chill Cherry title entale? Do I have to drink nothing but Shirley Temples from now on? That wouldn't be so bad.

Dear John Letter
A soldier, injured and hospitalized in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you have been gone, and it isn't fair to either of us. I'm sorry! Please return the picture that I sent you! Love, Becky The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all of the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.There were 57 in that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.

The One I Adore
The one I adore ( inspiration) Current mood: happy I got this feeling I felt once before It's got me believing Loves knocking on my door Open my eyes to what I'm seeing From a heart once tore It's you that has my heart beating and I want more Take a step into my heart Take a jump into my life and take my breath away Take a walk into my dreams Take a leap into my arms and take my breath away I got this emotion I felt once before It caused me so much commotion and now I'm fighting for I want your heart and devotion This feeling I cant ignore So bring yourself in my direction because I want more Take a step into my heart Take a jump into my life and take my breath away Take a walk into my dreams Take a leap into my arms and take my breath away I finally found my happiness Because of you I'm believing I'm no longer feeling bitterness It's you that I am adoring Inside I'm feeling completeness With you it's a new awakening In your arms c

School
well every one I just started colloge and I am finding that I do not have much free time. so this is to let everyone know I am well and I am thinking about you.(you know whom you are) Untill I get some extra time you will not see me about the site. Take care and may the fates be kind to you and yours. Tricko

Just Poems
Some one once got very evil with people on my friends list ... said nasty things about them and to them ... I wrote this then ... Grace Form and balance , a sense of style Blessed by the angels with a beautiful smile Head and shoulders above lost soul Sought for your heart and mind in control Standing your ground, facing the fire Despite the evil ones heated desire To step in and end my friendship with you That is just something I can not do For there are people lost in cyber-space You are the one who carries on with grace No drama of one who lost grip on reality I would rather seek you out and in time see If you and I have a lasting friendship true This is my clean slate to begin all anew By R. Thomas Dinsmore Just other un posted poems Desire for change from the drab and dreary This cold and drama can make god weary Wishing I was where the sunsets sweet Where there are interesting people upon the street Where others think instead of react

For Someone Special....
How Deep Can I Touch You I can graze you----immersed in your scent go further than typical skin and bone further than these words that mouth a scenery within your ego. I can sketch your face from reflection with the tip of my finger. Every square inch of your cheek, from eyebrows to nose this is deeper than my thoughts and further than either of our memories go. I can drown within your husky voice and submerge into my pillows’ fantasies laden of you murmuring energetic gentleness of aphrodisiac transgression but to me it is not weakness to hunger for you. I can want you more than a kiss in an undomesticated downpour and lust for your caress to titillate my body with insatiability. I can touch you with my thoughts and thirst for all I starve for even put to words my dreams and pray you see them some day.

Here It Goes
Wow spent all day packing up, yuck, have the tang packed down to take a few things down tomorrow and come Friday we are moving to NC, oh I so hate moving lol. Unpacking is not bad, but packing up sucks, lol. Once we get settled in going to get my dog fixed so he will stop humping everyone lol. But yea so tired and headed out early in the morning, would be great to have 9 big guys to help unload or even load, lol. Kisses Alyse ]

Nihl
A memory to ease my pain A love I didn't obtain A pill to ease my tears A love taken by fears A knife to ease my mind A love I tried to bind A word that meant so much A love I couldn't touch A dream unfurled so real A love you did steal A cry of pure shame A love lost, myself to blame A desire I yearned to make A love for you, my ultimate mistake By:Stacey Forrester ( copywritten/ dont steal!)

Pics Of Me
OK, I decided to put this up due to the amount of times I get asked for pics each day. I do not post pics of me on the net and do not give them out to anyone I do not already personally know. PERIOD! I have a stalker. She, along with her friends and boyfriends, their friends and boyfriends, etc. have been making my life Hell for the past 4 years now. I do not want to make it any easier for them to find me online. I am in a serious relationship with an amazing man who I am VERY deeply in love with. I am NOT here to hook up or to become romantically involved with anyone here. I set up this profile to have some fun in my spare time chatting with some of the really great people who are on here, and maybe get a little more traffic over to my internet store in the process. I am interested in online friendships ONLY. You do not need a picture of me in order to talk to me. And if you aboslutely MUST have one in order to be my friend, than just delete me because you are too superfici

Conscience
I'm the cold wind that blows upon your skin I'm this dark evil feeling your sinking in I'm the hell that churns beneath your floor I'm the death that lurks outside your door I'm your conscience, yeah, your motherfucking conscience All inside your head Taking control I'm your conscience, yeah, your motherfucking conscience your losing control I'm the wrathful hate inside your head I'm the reason you wish you were dead I'm the reason you cry a single tear I'm all that you fear I'm your conscience, yeah, your motherfucking conscience All inside your head I'm taking control I'm your conscience, yeah, your motherfucking conscience your losing control Im taking over Losing control Bringing you down All inside your head I'm your conscience By:Stacey Forrester ( copywritten/ Dont steal!)

~~~ Close Call ~~~ 01, 09, 2007
~~~ Close Call ~~~ 01, 09, 2007 I was a very happy person. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister. She was twenty-two, tight miniskirts, generally braless. She would bend down when near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister phoned and asked me to come over. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and

Would You Have Sex On The 1st Date? Repost!!!!!
What Do You Think? Would you ever have sex on the first date? Never, it's just too soon. Maybe, it depends on the circumstances. XXX If I wanted to, I would without giving it a second thought. Put 3 x's on your answer and repost.

Now I Am Really Pissed Off
As some have noticed BJ erased most the profile comments off the site, but not on everyones page. Now to me that shit is not fair at all. So you fuck some people over but not all, what the hell is with that shit. I am reall getting sick of all the shit that he has been doing to the site, he begs us all to bring friends to the site but the server he uses can't handle it so he has to do shit like this.

Pet Owners!!!!!
NEW YORK (Jan. 10) - While research has suggested that pets can offer people health benefits, a new study from Finland finds that pet owners tend to be heavier, less active and in poorer health than those without a pet. However, that doesn't mean pets are bad for us, the researchers note. Rather, people most likely to have a pet, such as middle-aged and home-owners, also tend to be more sedentary and thicker around the middle. Researchers at the University of Turku in Finland report the findings in PLoS ONE, an online journal published by the Public Library of Science. A number of studies have suggested that certain people benefit from living with a dog or cat -- a pet may help lower blood pressure and heart rate, for example, or ease stress, loneliness and even dementia-related agitation in the elderly. But whether pet owners as a group are a healthier lot has been unclear. The new findings suggest they're not. Using survey data from more than 21,000 young to middle-age

Other Countries Sex Laws
Some countries have very weird laws about sex. For instance, in many Middle Eastern countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with. A person who decided to eat this sheep is making a deadly sin, and he will never get into paradise with 70 virgins. In Lebanon having half of population Christians, men are officially allowed to have sex with animals. Yet, an important restriction is applied: the animal must be female. For sex with male animals death penalty can be imposed. In Indonesia a person will be executed if he/she masturbated. In Bahrain a man-gynecologist can have patient’s examination only by seeing the genitals’ image in the mirror. In Guam, the island in the Pacific owned by the USA, there are specialists called defloration-makers. Such a specialist goes around the island and deprives females of virginity for a certain fee. A virgin cannot get married in Guam. A defloration-maker is the most exotic profession in the world, but this specialist is unlike

Prayer!!!
This morning when God opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and He asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much" The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. ANGELS EXIST but sometimes, since they don't all have wings, we call them TRUE FRIENDS. Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear. Do not break this prayer.

Unicorns Tears
Have you ever seen a unicorn have you ever seen a unicorn cry Lost inside the place i hide when all is too much and my mind shuts down when breathing becomes a chore and eating forgotten about when a childs smile is all i have left. i dream of place to run and hide to my dearest Sir.... to a lone sexi wolf.... to a time when my dragons i slay and fairies dance around me and the lone unicorn cries for my broken soul A time when i had no one to care for but myself a time i will never see again. if i was weaker i would run away but he deserves so much more than that and i am done running You will get only what i want you to see... some far more than the rest depends how true you are and how much i care my Sir, my Wolf everyone else will just see the shadows of who i really am....for you two i will be true to you as you to me until that time the unicorn will still shed her tears...... a unicorn is always accepting and never judging a healer of souls..

I Just Want Peoples Opinions On This
This essay was written by Serj two days after the attacks on the United States on September 11, 2001. It caused a lot of controversy, particularly because many readers seemed to miss the message. Please understand, this essay is not attempting to justify the 9/11 attacks. When it was published, many mistook Serj's intentions and consequently denounced him, but if you pay attention to this small excerpt, it is impossible to say that Serj tried to justify the 9/11 attacks: ...my belief is that the terror will multiply if concrete steps are not taken to sponsor peace in the middle east, NOW. This does not mean that we should not find the guilty party(s), Bin Laden, or whoever they may be, and not try them. Put simply, as long as a major injustice remains, violence precipitates to the surface of life.Keep an open mind when reading. This essay is an attempt at analyzing both side of the conflict and advocating universal peace; in no way is it saying Osama bin Laden, the Taliban,

British Tv Channel Readies Fictional Drama About War-crimes Trial For Tony Blair
British TV channel readies fictional drama about war-crimes trial for Tony Blair Raphael G. Satter Associated Press Writer Jan. 10, 2007 12:00 AM LONDON (AP) - The British TV channel behind "Death of a President" - a drama in which U.S. President George W. Bush was assassinated - is throwing a similar fictional spotlight on its own leader, Tony Blair: After retiring, the prime minister faces a possible war-crimes trial. "The Trial of Tony Blair," which airs on Jan. 15, takes place in 2010: Hillary Clinton is the new U.S. president, and Gordon Brown, Blair's finance minister, has taken over as prime minister. Blair, haunted by the continuing carnage in Iraq, is tormented by an obsession with his legacy that blinds him to the looming threat of an indictment by the International Criminal Court. Blair is played by respected British actor Robert Lindsay. Channel 4, the broadcaster that operates the digital channel More4, said the show was a "comedy-drama," which would have so

Survey
SECTION 1- YOU + Your full name: Dawn + Born: March 7th + Eye color: Gray + Hair color: Light brown + Piercings: Ears + bf/gf: Single SECTION 2- HAVE YOU EVER + Fallen off the bed?: Sure have + Broken someone else's heart?: Yes + Had your heart broken?: Yes + Had a dream come true?: Yes SECTION 3- CURRENTLY + Wearing: Red shirt and black shorts + Listening to: Little Miss Sunshine + Located: Living room + Chatting with: Traci, Jason and mom + Should REALLY be: Working on my Bolt2 clubs SECTION 4- DO YOU + Drive: Yeah + Have a cell phone: Yeah but I don't really use it SECTION 5- LAST PERSON YOU + Hugged: Traci + IMed: Traci + Talked to: Traci, Jason and mom SECTION 6- PERSONAL + What do you usually think about before you go to bed?: What the next day will bring SECTION 7-FAVORITE + TV show: Charmed, Lost, Desperate Housewives and One Tree Hill + Color: Black, blue, pink and red SECTION 8- DO YOU + Like to give hugs: Yes + Prefer black or b

Daily Devotional 1/10/07
A Cherokee Feast of Day by Joyce Sequichie Hifler Know that you are not the only one to ever feel humiliation and pain. There is nothing new under the sun. Many have been through this valley and they understand what you are having to bear. Never lose faith because you asked and did not receive. We can ask amiss, but more than likely we are edged out by a subtle something we do not recognize as danger. As remote as it seems, this experience will pass. This time and place and reason cannot be stolen when the space is filled with praise, because praise is giving. ~ We always give the Great Spirit something. I think that is good. ~ BLACKFOOT - CROW CHIEF -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 10 "We cannot escape remembering the important things that have happened, and we cannot escape the awareness of the important things that have not happened." --Ralph Salisbury, CHEROKEE There is a M

Alright Soo.....
I've been having a rough week, but after the gym tonight and some beers I think it'll be ok. My company is totally pissed at me, and they pretty much let me know daily but fuckin me in the ass. They are being nice enough to give me tomorrow morning off since I think they realised I was getting the shaft. Here's something random, I'm so stoked the gators too the championship, oh yeah. Go Florida. My buddy turns 21 tonight so I'm sure I'll be way ass drunk in a little while typing stupid shit on this, because that's just what I do. Anyway I've been stuck on level four for like ever, so you know I'm pretty much sure I suck at this. Ya'll have some fun and hit me up when your bored.

Sex Laws!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. * It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex. * In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. * No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. * Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. * Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) * In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin

Forever Love
The first time I laid my eyes on you I knew, We'd spend this life side by side. I still feel the same though we're so far away, I swear that you'll always be my.... Chorus: Forever love I promise you, someday we'll be together, Forever love. I won't give up. No matter what... I'll be waiting for you Forever love... Minutes and hours and years may go by, but my heart knows nothing of time. So don't cry just keep me right there in your dreams. And hold on to these words of mine... *Repeat Chorus* Love is a road to our destiny, nothing can change what is meant to be... *Repeat Chorus* Music Codes - MySpace Layouts

Beign Nice Does Get You Somewhere
So I ordered a pair of shoes the other night from www.stevemadden.com Got my first pair tonight and I noticed the boot box was all taped and destroyed. Humm I thought that couldnt be good. When I pulled them out of the shoe box they were scuffed in places so bad the leather was actually torn. So I called the 1-800 number and was nice and polite the whole time. They are going to reship me another pair of boots even though the ones I got were clearance and it states no returns or refunds on clearance items. See you do get alot more with sugar and honey than piss and vinegar. I only wish some of my patients could learn this. There is no point in the world for you to scream at the pharmacy staff b/c you dont like the price of your drugs. Its not up to us. We submit claims to your insurance company and they actually print that nifty little label we use to scan your scripts or ring you up depending on your pharmacy.

Some Friends Have No Faces....
We sit and we type and we stare at our screens, We can't help but wonder what all of this means. With mouse in hand ...we roam through this maze, On an infinite search...lost in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes At times we'll band together to gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. Soon friendships are formed - but - why we don't know, But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes we'll flirt, In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. Why is it on screen, we are so easily bold, Telling our secrets, that have never been told. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell, We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So we turn to our 'puters ...and to those we can trust. Even though it sounds crazy...the truth still remains, Mo

Secret Crush Game ( Repost)
subject: Secret Crush Game (REPOST) (repost) date: 2007-01-10 08:34:33 This is the Secret Crush Game. With Valentines day around the corner Im pretty sure everyone on here has a crush with at least one person on CherryTap. So here are the rules. If you gotta crush on me.. reply to this telling me! But you must repost this if you wanna see who has a crush on you. Have fun! The results are gonna suprise you and might get you lucky ;) repost this or u will have a bad love life forever repost as Secret Crush Game (repost of original by 'juggalo homie' on '2007-01-09 16:04:14') (repost of original by 'DJ ABKS LETTE ~SEXY DEAD BITCHES OWNER~ENIGMAS CT WIFEY~JUGGALO FAMILY ~' on '2007-01-09 16:05:15') (repost of original by 'latin_king(rate me, fan me , and add me pls ....and maybe buy me something...lol..j/k)' on '2007-01-09 16:14:38') Reply To Poster | Repost Bulletin! Leave a comment on this bulletin! Share this bu

Everyone Needs Someone!!
People need people and friends need friends And we all need love for a full life depends Not on vast riches or great acclaim, Not on success or on worldy fame, But just in knowing that someone cares And holds us close in their thoughts and prayers- For only the knowledge that we're understood Makes everyday living feel wonderfully good, And we rob ourselves of life's greatest need When we "lock up our hearts" and fail to heed The outstretched hand reaching to find A kindred spirit whose heart and mind Are lonely and longing to somehow share Our joys and sorrows and to make us aware That life's completeness and richness depends On the things we share with our loved ones and friends

A World Of Ego's
aloha brothers and sisters! My whole purpose here is to express in words only how I have come to know and experience my truth and the path that has brought me back home. It may not seem to be the same for you at times, but truth is truth, and it is the same for all of us; it is what we all are. And we are all one to cement this fact. We all follow the same laws of nature, and no one is above or below anyone else in reality. We all are simply trying to find our way back to home, where there is no suffering, no agitation, no misery, doubt, worry, stress. You name it! And to just be happy and peaceful and fulfilled at all times, in every situation and stage of this life. It is possible. It is my experience and there is only one thing standing in the way. The ego. Be humble, then nobody can humiliate you. Be egoless, then nobody can hurt you. Sometimes it may seem that others just find excuses to throw out their anger, but that’s no reason for you to get disturbed. Remember this; e

My Tattoos
I have: Perfectly(right wrist) Flawed(left wrist) celtic knot(upper right shoulder) sun, star, moon(upper left shoulder) broken heart half black(left breast) 3 leaf clover(below belly button Redneck Girl(below belt line) Japanese dragon w/skull & flames(right calf) Devils hand giving thumbs up w/evil carved on the knuckles and smoke curling out(left thigh) Chinese demon(lower left calf) Egyptian Ankh w/tribal(upper left calf) Arch angel micheal holding an angel and someother things meaning no matter how many times I fall there will be someone to catch me(back) Chinese characters sisters of living death for an old friend long gone, meaning no matter how bad things get I will never be alone(lower back) A few crappy ones too. Will be adding to this I am sure

Attenuating Growth In Children
The case of the “pillow angel” has drawn worldwide attention. The case refers to Ashley a mentally disabled 9-year-old girl with the mental capacity of a 3 month old. She is neurologically and cognitively impaired. To keep her manageable her parents consulted geneticists, pediatricians and many other doctors to decide on available treatments to improve the quality of life of their child. Each treatment was decided upon and discussed with lawyers and an ethics committee of 40 people. A combination of treatments were decided upon including a hysterectomy, breast bud removal and an appendectomy. Then high-doses of estrogen were administered over the course of 2 years to keep her at small stature - 4’5”. Reasoning of Treatments Hysterectomy – To keep Ashley from having menstrual cycle and the pains associated with menstruation and to prevent the possibility of pregnancy. Breast Bud Removal – Big breasts run on both sides of Ashley’s family, the removing of the breast buds will

For The Children (warning - This Article Contains Things That May Be Harmful To The Children, So You Are Not Allowed To Actually Read It!!!!)
Let’s start out the year with my first rant against (drum roll please . . .) THE COUNCIL OF BANGOR, MAINE. Congratualtions Bangor! You will be awarded with a lifetime supply of Crow to gnaw on after this article!!!! If you haven’t already heard, Bangor’s city council passed the following. Before I do that, here is something I want you to read and remember: The definition of Communism "a theory advocating elimination of private property". This is the definition from www.miriamwebster.com. BANGOR - In 10 days, Bangor will become the first city in Maine, perhaps in the nation, to ban adults from smoking in any motor vehicle when children are present. In a 6-3 vote Monday night, the Bangor City Council approved a measure that prohibits any driver or passenger from lighting up a cigarette or other smoking material in a motor vehicle if anyone under age 18 is in the vehicle. Violators of the new city ordinance can be fined $50. The law applies to any motor vehicle on any publ

Weapon Of Choice
Looks like we are going to have a WORTHY candidate for President in 2008!!!! In case you think that I am joking, all of this information can be found at the offical Christopher Walken For President website listed in my "Links" section . . . Actor Christopher Walken to run as Candidate in 2008 Presidential Race August 12, 2006 New York - Early today, actor Christopher Walken, 62, held a private conference at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York in which he announced his intentions to run for the Presidency of the United States in the 2008 Election. Said the Queens native, “I have always been a follower of politics. My father was friends with the mayor of Schodack (NY) back in the 1940’s. We would walk the streets of Schodack and the people, they would wave to him. The children adored him. That is what I love to be, a man of respect and love.” From a statement by Walken's agent, Toni Howard: “Mr. Walken has greatly admired the celebrities who have entered poli

I Have Decided
That 2500 for a rootbeer is a bit much. It must be some good shit. Think about it! Welcome to CT...home of the $2500 rootbeer... Maybe next week we will get a 5000 dollar pickle...NM that was just baaaaaaaaad. Ok I know I am rambin but hey..Your reading it! U know u can blow stuff up with candy corn and root beer? bwahahaha

This Relaxes Me
Go placidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; the too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons then yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affections. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it it perennial as the g

All These Friends And Fans..and Still Behind ?? Interesting
OK YEPP I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST AND I NEED BOMBERS !!! NAME OF CONTEST IS "WHO WANTS TO MARRY BEN DOVER" IT'S GUNNA BE A FUN ONE. IT STARTS JAN.10(WED.) AND WILL GO UNTIL JAN.31(WED) SO PLEASE ANY FREE TIME YOU WANNA SPEND BOMBING WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. JUST CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO ME. THANKS AGAIN IN ADVANCE NUTTIN BUT LUV FOR YA. XOXOX

68 Fun Things To Do In Wal-mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13

Destiny?
Destiny where do I find you? Destiny where Can I look for you? Destiny where are you hiding? Why are you hiding from me? Destiny what do you have for me? Destiny what are my options? Destiny which door is open for me? Destiny which door should I go in to find out what you have for me? Destiny does my future looks bright or dark? Destiny do you have anything for me that I might want? Destiny can I get any satisfaction from you? Destiny are you my friend? Destiny can you feel my hearts desires?

True Love Is!!!
True love is a sacred flame That burns eternally, And none can dim its special glow Or change its destiny. True love speaks in tender tones And hears with gentle ear, True love gives with open heart And true love conquers fear. True love makes no harsh demands It neither rules nor binds, And true love holds with gentle hands The hearts that it entwines.

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Bitchology
BITCHOLOGY ........... When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's

( Miltarily Inept Idiot ) Bush To Defy Army Chiefs In Iraq Push
Please Rate This Blog - Use The Box to your LEFT WHEN George Bush goes before the American people to outline his new strategy for Iraq, he will be doing something he has avoided since the invasion in March 2003: ordering his top military brass to take action they initially resisted and advised against. The President will lay out his plan about 1pm Sydney time. Mr Bush talks often of his disdain for micro-managing the war effort and second-guessing his commanders. "It's important to trust the judgement of the military when they're making military plans," Mr Bush said last month. "I'm a strict adherer to the command structure." But over the past two months, as the security situation in Iraq has deteriorated and US public support for the war has dropped, Mr Bush has pushed back against his top military advisers and the commanders in Iraq: he has fashioned a plan that adds about 20,000 troops to the 132,000 US service members already there. As Mr Bush plans it, the military

Story Of Marley
I've tossed a few photos of my dog up, so I figured I'ld tell a little history on him. When I found him he was about 3 months old (only able to guess from his size) and being kicked around by two crack heads on the sidewalk. People walked by, ignored the dog yelling. I'll never recommend it, since it was risky as hell but something snapped inside. I took my entire 4' 11'' foot 110 lbs self straight up to them and demanded the dog or I was calling the cops, waving my cell phone screaming. They were probably afraid of the scene and decided not to risk anyone else calling the cops, so they requested $ 15 dollars to pay for the leash 'since the mutt's not worth anything anyway'. I took the matted and shivering mass home and began the process of rehab. It took 36 hours of slow shaving and trimming over three days to remove all the mats in his hair. His eyes and sides of his mouth were matted shut, his tail was matted to his hip so it couldn't wag and his legs were matted to his be

Be My Valentines:)
This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted

Old People
This is TOO good! 5 million of our older Americans have not signed up yet for their Medicare, Part D, drug plan------they are old and confused. We are NOT going to grant them an extension. However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country and we are going to allow them to stay, protest, procreate, receive support monies, attend schools, avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers take 300 hours of ESL(English as a Second Language) training at our expense, etc. WE MUST REALLY DISLIKE OUR OLD PEOPLE...... OR WE MUST REALLY LOVE TACOS!!! If it ticks you off, pass it on!!

11 Jan 07 - Thursday
11 Jan 07 - Thursday 1885 Alice Paul ERA advocate/founder (National Woman's Party) 1942 Clarence Clemons rock saxophonist (Bruce Springsteen's E St Band) 1946 Naomi Judd [Diana Ellen], Ashland KY, singer (Judds-Why Not Me) 1946 Tony Kaye rocker (Yes) 1960 Vicki Peterson Los Angeles CA, rocker (Bangles-Walk Like an Egyptian) 1971 Mary J Blige singer 1974 Rosenkowitz sextuplets Cape Town South Africa (1st known to survive infancy) 1879 Zulu war against British colonial rule in South Africa begins 1935 Amelia Earhart flies from Honolulu HI to Oakland CA (non-stop, of course) 1963 Beatles release "Please Please Me" & "Ask Me Why" 1964 US Surgeon General Luther Terry reports that smoking may be hazardous 1969 Jethro Tull's This Was Jethro Tull album debuts 1973 Trial of the Watergate burglars begins in Washington DC 1974 ABC airs final episode of "Love, American Style" 1991 Congress empowers Bush to order attack on Iraq 1991 Ric Flair defeated Sting for the NWA & WCW Hea

My Angel Of Love
Hey its not frinshed but i need help with it if u can i would love ideas on the poem thanks My angel of love come to me my angel of love keep me safe my angel of love come to my call of love and faith. My angel of love hear my words my angel of love come to me so I may whisper my hearts secrets to you. My angel of love I wish I could have you close to hold me tight. My angel of love I need you to show me the way back to love. My angel of love I need you to help me get out of my heartache and pain. My angel of love come to me and show me that you love me and want me near. My angel of love all i want is to be loved and kept safe. My angel of love i hope to be able to give you my heart and love. My angel of love i hope we may have a future of love and happiness. My angel of love i have one dream and that is that i hope i have found my soul mate at last.

You Know You're From Long Island When....
Flip-flops are normal, even in January. You know exactly what they mean when they say "Don't change at Jamaica." You know that The Drift Inn and Neptunes are in the same building, but you also know that they are NOTHING alike. Screw the SAT, you know the exact pronuncuation of Islip, Wantagh, Commack, Mattituck, Shinnecock, Quogue, Ronkonkoma, Hauppauge, Mineola, Islandia, Massapequa, and Patchogue. You and your friends are going to the beach, but the word beach never comes up in the conversation. Instead, it sounds something like this..."Well, we could go to Jones, but Robert Moses is closer, the North Shore is too rocky...whatever lets go to the Hamptons." You have no idea what jimmies are, or why someone would want to put them on their ice cream You have never used "wicked" as an adjective You know that Americana Manhasset is NOT a type of coffee You know that it's possible to take Jericho all the way to queens...but you would never EVER do it Para

I Am Nature's Greatest Miracle
Since the beginning of time Never has there been another with my mind, my heart, my eyes, my ears, my hands, my hair, my mouth. None that came before, none that live today, and none that come tomorrow can walk and talk and move and think exactly like me. All men are my brother yet I am different from each. I am an Unique creature. I am Nature's greatest miracle. I am not on this earth by chance, I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. henceforth I will apply all my efforts to increases my knowledge of God , mankind and myself. I will see constantly to improve my manners and graces. I am Natures greatest miracle No Beast,no plant, no wind, no rain, no rock, no lake had the same beginning as I , for I was conceived in love and brought forth with a purpose. Nature knows not defeat. Eventually she emerges victorious and so will I, with each victory the next struggle becomes less difficult. GegiCluc

All About Me!!!
Eye Color: Changes (Brown, Hazel, Green) Hair Color: Light Brown Height: 5'9'' Favorite Color: Pink Favorite Indulgence: Getting My Nails Done Favorite Flower: Pink Rose Favorite Designer: Juicy Couture Favorite School Subject: Dance Class Favorite Season: Summer Favorite Place: New York City Do You Drink?: No Do You Smoke? : No Dressed Up/Down: Dressed Up Morning/Night: Night Favorite Body Part of Mine: Eyes Slow/Fast: Fast Vanilla/Chocolate: Vanilla Favorite Shape: Heart Marriage: Maybe Children: Maybe Regrets?: None Something No On Else Knows: I Refused To Wear A Dress Until I Was 15 Who Do You Admire: Mother Theresa, Angelina Jolie Favorite Food: New York City Pretzels Favorite Drink: Orange Julius Weakness: You'll Have To Find It ;) Ticklish?: Very! Silver/Gold: Platinum! Goal In Life: To Feel Fulfilled And Happy Favorite Holiday: Christmas And My Birthday Desires: Travel, Experience New Thi

Military
You know there is something I dont seem to understand as an ex soldier of the unit 3-7 cav out of FOrt Stewart Ga. Alot of ppl have been giving our troops hell because they are over in Iraq fighting a war. Fighting for freedom, and help those less furtunate. I admit I do not agree with the war as I was there as one of the front troops when it begain.I was ont he ground 2 weeks before the whole thing set off, but that is beside my point. The point is this. I did not join to got kill various ppl. As I am sure many did not join for. I joined to take care of mine. Get schooling, and better myself for civilian life. It gave me a leg up in the world I would not have had other wise. That is how I make 23.39 and hr now. They are nto fighting because they want to. They fight because they are told to and they are honoring vows they took when they first joined. We all do what we have to do in life to get to where we desire to be. Live your life let them live theres because one day those ones

Q: What Is This Sex Talk You Speak Of?
Q: What is this sex positive talk you speak of? ~me A: Well Me, I'm certainly glad you asked. I'm sure others are dying to know. Beyond the obvious, personally, I think it all comes down to a few things. Like respect, for one. Respect for yourself and people who like things both the same as you and differently than you. A bit of class, if you will. I shy away from the term feminism, because though it very much it, the term feminism carries with it some stigmas that I don't agree with. For instance, I think feminism makes men and all things having to do with men "bad" and it's the "evil" patriarchy they'd like to bring down. Completely ignoring the fact, mind you, that we all must coexist, and while the current mainstream culture makes me sad in many ways, opressing the opressor is not the way to do it. The sex-positive movement embraces all forms of sexuality. I hope to help women and men learn tricks and techniques to be the bomb

Things Gurls Need To Know About Guys
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know > 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. > > 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a > LOSER. > > 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes > too. > 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. > > > 5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. > > > 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out > with you. > 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. > > > 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. > > > 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. >> > 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. >> > > 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's > just > wrong............ > > > 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your > friends will tell > us, if you don't. > > > 13.

*stars*
I WISH YOU WERE HERE I WOULD HOLD YOU TIGHT,KISSING YOU UNDERNEATH THE MOONLIGHT. I LOOK UP AT THE STARS IN THE NIGHT,THERE'S TWO THAT SHINE SO VERY BRIGHT,ONE IS YOURS AND ONE IS MINE.i REACH OUT MY HAND AND IN IT THEY LAND,THEY JOIN TOGETHER AND FORM A HEART,THAT'S THE BEST PART.sTILL SHINING SO BRIGHT I SEND THEM YOUR WAY.i HOPE YOU CATCH THEM AND IN YOUR HEART THEY WILL STAY. WRITTEN BY:BUBBLES

Best Tribute Tattoo Contest
IF YOU OR OSMEONE YOU KNOW HAS A TRIBUTE TATTOO AND WOULD LIEK TO JOIN THE CONTEST PLEASE SEND THE PIC OF THE TAT MY WAY. THE CONTEST WILL START ON FRIDAY THE 12TH AND WILL END FRIDAY THE 19TH SO HURRY AND JOIN AND SEE IF YOUR TAT GOTS WHAT IT TAKE TO WIN. SEND YOUR PIC LINK TO MY INBOX AND I'LL HOOK U UP. click the pic plz! severdlimb69@ CherryTAP

I Am Hurting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This goes out to all the people that want to say they "Love Me", are my friends, care about me, or think they even know what I am feeling sometimes. Will start off with the ones that say they "Love Me." Their are 4 of you and of the 4 only 1 matters to me. The first one I am referring to just admitted to me that over the past 6 years has been playing with my emotions. Telling me that she "loves Me", but as soon as her boyfriend gets out of jail I am no good to talk to. You also say that you want me to be happy, but yet you say those things that hurt so much. The next one goes out to the one that has no idea what she wants in this world. She has no clue of who I am, but she "Love's Me" and still she talks shit about herself. She says that she can wait for me but I don't want you to and nor would I ask you to. The 3rd one wants what is best for me and has my best interest in mind. She only wants me to be happy and if it is not with her she is ok with it. The first 2 come o

Friends
I was thinking of permanent reminders of me that other people have. Keith has a scar where I bit him one night in the strip club, he told me to. Sam has the same knot tattoo as I it was his gift to me the day I told him yes, ok it didn't work out. Shaun has my initials tattooed on his hand, I told him not too. Clint has a scar on his head from a chick bashing him in the head with a beer bottle cause I hugged him, she was jealous cause she liked him and he didn't like her. I have one on my chin from Clint and I having a water fight in a resturant we worked at. I ducked into a steel shelf, he sat for 3 hours in the er with me while they stopped the bleeding. Craig had a broken tooth and goose egg(bump) on his forehead on his wedding day cause he was wrestling with his cousin, my boston boy at the bachlor party that they kidnapped my from work while I was still dancing to go to. And the wedding too. I am sure I will continue this someday.

Old Ladies N Condoms
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

Your Sexual Hidden Talent Is
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Made Me Wonder...
I went to a comedy club & one dude talked about some funny shit (funny to me, i have a warped since of humor). anyways one of his jokes was about vegitarian chick's & it made me really wonder, Do they spit or swallow? If u find this offensive, i'm sorry. it was not intended for anything more than just funny observational comedy. your comment's on what you think they do are welcome, i hope you have a great day. mikey

Hmmmm Okay... :)
okay so today I going to post a little note.. one of those things that just kinda hit you here and there... shortly before sitting down to the computer to get on here my daughter woke up from her nap... so I walked to her door and moved the gate for her to come out (she likes to wander out of her room so the gate keeps her out of trouble :) ) and I just watched her stumble out of her room and walk around something on the floor still half asleep and stumbling... it was just adorable.... I have little times like that where it just brings a smile to my face and makes me say man.. I love being a mom :) the little smiles giggles hugs and kisses make everyday worth the road I took to get here :)

For Those Friends That Wanna Know More About Me...
The COMPLETE About me survey!THE BASICSName:Adrienne Gender:female Age:about 21 1/2 Screen Name:it\'s on my profile if you want it Birthday:July 18th, 1985 Race:white School/Grade:struggling college student Job:none currently Status:um...? Hometown:Aurora, CO Current Town:Greeley, CO (ick) Parents Still Together?:nope Siblings:2 sisters Pets:my mom\'s cats Smoker:nope Drinker:yes Virgin:wow that\'s personal...yes I am :P Orientation:straight Drugs:nope APPEARANCEHair Color:brown Is It Dyed?:it used to be Eye Color:green Height:5\'6\" Style:whatever I wanna wear Glasses/Contacts/None?:none but I should get reading glasses for class and since I go online so often Freckles:nope Body Type:normal I guess Shoe Size:8 1/2 - 9

Fix It!
There are days where I should have remained asleep, today was one of those days. When I am mad and angry, sad and upset, I seem to take irrational roads that lead me into an empty feild that has no start or finish. My sympathy to those that were destroyed in the war path of a goddess today. I will fix it.

Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

Ok..it Crack On Men Day Today..:) Male Side Of The Story Da Rules
Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfr

Gotta Love Translations
A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but eventually got back on track and found the place. Having arrived late, the church was already packed. The only pew left was the one on the front row. So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to pick someone out of the crowd to imitate. He chose to follow the man sitting next to him on the front pew. As they sang, the man clapped his hands, so the missionary recruit clapped too. When the man stood up to pray, the missionary recruit stood up too. When the man sat down, he sat down. When the man held the cup and bread for the Lord's Supper, he held the cup and bread. During the preaching, the recruit didn't understand a thing. He just sat there and tried to look just like that man in the front pew. Then he perceived that the preacher was giving announcements.

Hold On
In this dream i have, you'r standing there, with my heart in your hands. In that blank white room you hold, what I am as a man. You hold not just my heart, but you hold my soul as well. While my heart is in your hands, in my dream it's in light I dwell. I stand in a bright lit room, no chair nor couch in sight. I look deep into your eyes, and I feel as if in flight. I see my heart in your gentle grasp, and feel as if I'm safe. I hope that you will remain here, with my heart in your embrace. But then as if an hour passed, you have dissappeared. My heart lays on the floor, and i see what I have feared. I grab my heart up off the floor, and it beats with love then hate. I turn to leave and see you hurt, just behind a gate. I open the gate and hold you close, as your eyes fill with tears. I tell you that I'll keep you safe, and that I'll save you from your fears. Then again an hour passes, and we grow apart. I than awake when another passes, but in your hand

Shitty Day
i work as an archaeologist and for the last few i have been working at the site of an iron age fort.Today i hit an unknown and underground blocked soil pipe. Needless to say i was in the shit, it had all backed up and came out with great force as my pick axe smashed through the clay pipe. I was covered from head to toe and went home to sulk lol

Malinborn Tales - Breaking Of Malin
I've decided to post some of my older SWG stories. They will likely be out of order and some of them the writing will surely suck... but this is one I have always been fond of for various reasons. This takes place when the character of malinborn, a Zabrak male, light skinned, copper hair, greenish tattooes, was 15 years old and searching to avenge his long dead parents and paid for doing so. This is not an erotic tale really, but here it is anyway Breaking of Malin - Part 1 Three suns rose over the horizons around him as Malin blinked back the light; his scorched face dry and cracking, his parched lips begging for drink, but there was none to be found. He reached up to block the light from his eyes but found his hands manacled to his sides, and his sides to the ground. His first thought was no planet could have three suns rise from three directions at once lest the planet were still and the suns rotated it, but for all his pride in problem solving, despite his bruised and now bu

L0vin Y0u..
Love...I never knew what this 4 letter word was suppose to mean until you came into my life...You have showed me love in so many ways...you have taught me what Love is suppose to be...Its not to be beat on, cussed at, cheated on...It is something very special, two people share together, through lifes ups and downs you have stood by my side...Through any challenge or hurt i have thrown at you we have always made it through it...I want you to know I Love You with all My Heart...Not for the things you give me...But for jus being you...I couldnt ask for a more loving caring person to spend my life with...YOU are the one i wake up to everyday jus to feel your touch, see your smile, and know your love is true...I am so thankful, You were brought into my life...Not only to Love me, But to teach me as well...I Love You April Denise... Love Always, Amy Denise

'what Is The Best Type Of Sex For You?
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Easy And Soft
When I look into your eyes I realize that deep inside you have nothing to hide You have a soft spot that not many people can see Every time I look at you my heart races and I melt there will always be a special place for you in my heart I love You

My Poetry
Little by litle she slipped away,but you weren't there to give her any reason to stay. Always there as she said she would be waiting for you,but you never came thru.Her feelings were honest and true but obviously it wasn't enough for you.You showed her time and again that she wasn't good enough and that she didn't matter to you.All you did was break her heart in two.Now she doesn't believe in love or happy ever afters.The fairy tale has ended those days are gone and she is all alone. written by: Bubbles

Goshee
goshee has been going through alot these days. It is not good for the growth of the site knowin that 10-15 of the regs that come in were banned cause of some stupid shit. anyways, im not here to cpmlain about that. hell i dont knwo why im here bloggin about it. if u guys get the chance, then go to www.goshee.com

Part 2 Of Missing The Navy
Courtesy of Bluejacket.com some of the best ways to simulate the navy at home) Have an electrician certify as "safe" and hang a tag on every electrical appliance you own, no matter if the appliance is brand new or if its own manufacturer claims it is up to safety standards. Place fire extinguishers on the bulkheads (walls) of your home at elbow level next to the door openings to conveniently rip your shirt. Stand in your living room with all the lights turned out except for one red light by which you read a small print book. On the hottest day of the year, have yoru local mechanic inspect all the fans and air conditioners per the MIM (maintenance instruction manual) for resistance to ground. When he finishes, have him announce "they failed the xyz and opq tests. I'm required to cut off all the plugs. four hours after you get into bed, have yoru spouse shine a flash light in your eyes and mumble "sorry, wrong rack" SIt in your car and let it run for four hours befo

I Will Greet This Day With Love In My Heart
I will greet this Day with Love in my Heart For this the Greatest secret of success in all Ventures. I will Greet this Day with Love in my heart. I will Look on all things with love and I will be born again. I will Love the sun for it warms my bones; yet I will Love the rain for it cleanses my spirit. I will Love the Light for it show me the way ; yet I will Love the darkness for it shows me the Stars. I will welcome happiness for it enlarges my heart; yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul. I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due; yet I Will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge. I will greet this day with Love in my Heart.

A Property Dispute
One evening, after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and said, "I'll take you up on that offer." She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment. The following morning the man presented her with $125 as he prepared to leave. She demanded the rest of the money, stating "If you don't give me the other $125, I'll sue you for it." He laughed, saying, "I'd like to see you get it on these grounds." Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the deta

Angry Americans
Americans are angry in my opinion because the government transfers people into our country and gives them more rights and helps them more than the people who were born here. Or the government tell people that came here illegally that with a few conditions you can stay and have more rights and be better taken care of than those that were born here. Though everyone is angry at certain points in life. Most of the time though people see what they want to.

The Other Night
I dreamed a dream the other night Of hell fire that blazed, star bright. It was the conflagration I always feared would be When truth started playing games with you and me. Who started the first fire, I cannot guess. But once it happened, on came the next. And in trying to kill the one that you made, I only fan it till it gave A larger flicker I could not control Until it seized me by the soul So I helped it along And you were too late in ending my fire with a song. So burn it all down if that's what you want. But then I understood the words that now haunt But it was to late, you burned them all up And there wasn't enough water in the cup. We burned down that world that filled us with life But I do not care 'cause it filled me with strife. It was the world we created to cover our need. A world of illusion I could no longer feed. And all that was left was dust and soot And ruins and destruction And the true nature of what was inside us all along. Frustra

Straight Up!
Straight up. I take this rhyme a grade up G'd up From the feet up I found my place i kept my head up FuCC the dread no more pumpin led up No more death homie im fed up Stop trippin homie now shut up Had to stop before my life was cut up So if you fall cuz get yo ass up You'll get your chance homie dont pass up The opportunity....

Unfaithfull
I never made any promises What good would that do anyway? You never said you'd leave, it's true Yes, I never said I'd stay. We are liars, you and I We lied to the one's we're unfaithful to. So how can we trust that any vow That we make to each other will be true? If it makes any difference for me to say this After knowing I have lied To you, to him, out of loyalty Though to myself I cried In my secret mind, I've loved you from the start. That I can say is true. You've always been formost in my heart And I'm always thinking of you.

What Is Said In Your Eyes!
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion67%Eyes full of Pain50%Mysterious50%Diamond Eyes33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Countless Poems I Never Gave You
Countless poems I never gave you Countless letters I never sent And everyday, with different words, I'd write down this mantra: You deserve more than to be his part time lover So love him if you must But never be a fool about.

Blah
i wrote this about 3 months ago just fyi, not much has changed however Ok, lately I have felt torn. I'm starting my third year of college and I feel like I am going no where. I am on my second major and I still feel that maybe its not right for me which really pisses me off. I am used to knowing what I want and right now I really don't know what I want. I'm tempted to take a break nad figure this out but at the same time I don't want to. I want the money that has been put into my education get results in the form of a degree but I feel if I take time off it might seem like the money spent in the last three years was for nothing. I was told by someone a few weeks back that I seemed wound tight and too worried about somethings and I' wondering if it really is true. Are my current indecisions about myself due to this? Have I been too worried about making people proud of me, supporting my family and friends when they have needed me, and trying to make people think highly of me so much s

Random Survey Woot
TOTALLY FREAKIN RANDOM!!When last did u eat peanut butter?:No idea Was it on white bread or brown bread?:white What's you're opinion on sun-block?:um, it works maybe? Do you wear socks often?:yeah i think If so, how often do you change them?:daily What about you're underwear?:i'm still wearing my sunday underwear *teehee* jk lol daily! What colour are you wearing right now?:blue boxers Have you ever owned a cat?:yes, a long time ago Just answer with whatever pops into your head, don't think about your answePineapple?:boo Beer?:whiskey! Money?:sure! Toenails?:mmmm toenails Dandruff?:snow? Paper?:kitty! Diary?:ooooo Secret?:hmmm? Apple juice?:apple cider! Floor?:sleep When last did you...Floss?:this morning i think.. Shower?:this morning Eat?:umm about an hour ago Kiss someone?:not in a long while talk on the phone?:yesterday Swear?:a few minutes ago i think.. i don't remember.. FUCK Are you..Male?:yes Female?:only on sundays Do you l

Conrfuced
confused about life now and probly foreever...i just wonder what someone like me cantfind a ladie.that when she meats me wont turn around and run...iv gaven almost all my heart away and have a little left it seems like all ladies ant look for a a real thay wont a thug one that will bet the crap out of them ...sorry i was rased differnt then thatand i dont cuss them out where is the ladies who will just wont to be cuddle and just talk...some one is out there looking for me if it is u hurry up and come...im wating for u till we meat my love ill be lost in this stupe world alone......

If You Miss Shipboard Life (a Do It Yourself How To Guide) Part 1
Courtesy of Bluejacket.com some of the best ways to simulate the navy at home) Buy a dumpster, chip the paint down to bare metal, paint it gray, and live in it for six months (coast guard simulations, use white paint) Repaint your entire house once a months Place metal barriers ont he lower 18" of every door in your house and add eight handles to every door. Pump ten inches of nasty half sewage water into yoru basement, pump it out, clean up the mess, and paint everything in the basement grey...prepeat frequently for added realism. On Monday Wednesday, and friday, turn your water temp up to 200 degrees, on tuesday and thurstay, set the temperature at 34 degrees, on saturday and sunday inform your family that they used too much water during the week and as a result all showering is secured. Stack all beds on top of one another in the closet, raise your bed within six inches of the ceiling, stow all your clothing and possessions in a 36x18 x 12 locker, if anyone is sick

Pedophile Activism
Parents need to know about the sick, sick movement known as "pedophile activism". I am not joking. Look up pedophile activism on wikipedia.org for more information. They have created these symbols, so that they can identify each other, create a support network, it's sickening: This is the symbol for "boy love" called BLogo This is the symbol for "girl love", called GLogo This is the symbol for "Childlove Online Media Activism, CLOMAL This is the symbol for all-encompassing pedophilia, CLogo This is not a joke!!! If you see these symbols on someone's myspace, they are a pedophile. If you see someone with one of these symbols on their clothing or jewelry, they are a pedophile. (Which, in my opinion, gives you permission to beat the fuckiing shit out of them.) Anyone with children, please please go to wikipedia.org (a free online encyclopedia) and search "pedophile activism" and you'll get the whole sick story. Also, please repost this in your bulletins,

Next Time
I come to you one night, An angel in disgues. I inhale your sweet scent, As I close my eyes. I touch your soft lips, With my fingertips. I shiver as I imagine, What on earth, could be like heaven. Your body shifts as you lay in bed. Now I know your not just in my head. As real as anything could be. I come to you, you come to me. I climb upon the bed where you rest. I wander inside, could this just be a test. Angels can't fall inlove, But why do we fit, so nice like a glove. Inside your arms is where I am, Should I just get up, I don't know if I can stand. The feel of your body, so close to mine, I just want to lay here, give me the time. You sleep so soundly, I am glad you did not wake, I don't know if I could have been here, I can't show you my face. I left before you got up today, But please know that I so wanted to stay A feather on your pillow, will let you know I was there. The next time that I come, can I do more than just stare?

My Bros Bak!!!
i wanted to thank yooh guy sooo much for all tha good thoughts prayers n what not my bro has made it bak to camp as of 2day (1/10/07) @ 2356 iraq time welll duh im sooo happy im cry again yeee but ya thank yooh all soo much much luvez yall muahz!!!!!

Her Dreams
For in her bed she lies awake From all her thoughts and her mistakes For in her life shes lost a lot Never forgave and never forgot Trapped beneath her thought and dreams Longing for happiness for she believes Lost inside and dont know how to feel Cant tell fake from what is real She dreams of wings So white and pure For in her dreams she feels secure Her lonely cries along the night Cant find wrong from what is right Mislead words from her lips Coldness from her fingertips She dreams of life Of things its brought The things she gained And the times she's fought For in this bed Where she does lie He mind is pre-occupied For all these thoughts put her to sleep Till tomorrow She does weep

Survey About Moi
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: ALICIA Birthday: MARCH 26, 1985 Birthplace: B-MORE (FRANKLIN SQUARE HOSPITAL) Current Location: ESSEX Eye Color: BROWN Hair Color: DARK BROWN Height: 5FT 5" Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY Your Heritage: OMG...ITALIAN...RUSSIAN...GERMAN...POLISH...FRENCH...DUTCH...IRISH The Shoes You Wore Today: NIKES Your Weakness: SAYING NO..AND CHOCOLATE Your Fears: THE DARK Your Perfect Pizza: PINEAPPLE AND HAM...PAN PIZZA FROM PIZZA HUT Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GET MORE ORGANIZED AND QUIT SMOKING Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL....OF COURSE Thoughts First Waking Up: OMG...HERE GOES ANOTHER DAY THAT I HAVE TO DO THIS SHIT AGAIN Your Best Physical Feature: MY ASS...WANNA SEE...J/K Your Bedtime: WHENEVER MY HEAD HITS THE PILLOW Your Most Missed Memory: MY AUNT TINA AND COUSIN NATHAN....RIP:APRIL 20,2005 Pepsi or Coke: CHERRY PEPSI MacDonalds or Burger King: NIETHER...TACO BE

Random Survey Lol
TOTALLY FREAKIN RANDOM!!When last did u eat peanut butter?:Years ago, dont like it Was it on white bread or brown bread?:I dont know probably white (lol BROWN!!) What's you're opinion on sun-block?:Does exactly what it says on the tin Do you wear socks often?:yes! If so, how often do you change them?:Daily What about you're underwear?:Lol obviously change it daily :F What colour are you wearing right now?:Red and black Have you ever owned a cat?:I own a cat right now Just answer with whatever pops into your head, don't think about your answePineapple?:Cheese Beer?:Vodka Money?:Yes please Toenails?:Toes Dandruff?:Head and Shoulders Paper?:Cut Diary?:Where?? Secret?:I'm listening Apple juice?:Ewww Floor?:Sleep When last did you...Floss?:Yesterday i think Shower?:Today Eat?:Few Hours ago Kiss someone?:Today, on the cheek talk on the phone?:Few hours ago Swear?:Few minutes ago Are you..Male?:No Female?:Yes Do you like...

Seek Not My Heart
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.

What Is A Veteran
What the word Veteran means ... There are many meanings to the word Veteran but to me the word Veteran means comradeship...brotherhood. It is much like you with your school friends. You see each other everyday and some of you might become lifelong friends to one another. This is much the same way with a veteran. Especially a war veteran. Most soldiers are young when our country goes to war and for many it is their first time away from home. Here they are in a far off land with no friends or family and they must quickly adapt to these new surroundings. It is a very scary feeling. A soldier can be brave and still be scared. In many cases this time away from home lasts for several months and even years. All this time we are away from our loved ones. In a war zone we learn to watch each others backs. We are ready to lay down our life for our country in order to maintain the freedom that the citizens of our country have always known. This also holds true with the men and wom

Just A Quick Stop...
...to say hello! As many of you know I have 5 new puppies and am now caring for three toddler girls...I'm busy as all hell but I wanted to make sure everyone knew I was thinking of them... get code @ MyHotComments

Canadian Governmet
so its offical my government is useless. the hospital put me on medical EI (employment insuince) since i lost my job due to my guts falling apart and yes they really are falling apart. and today i get a call from the goverment saying my medical has been denied. like that the fuck is up with that im 22 and could be dieing for anyone knows the hospital cant figure out whats wrong or how to stop it i used to be 180lbs a few months ago and now i am down to 139 and still droping andthe government is not willing to help. if you ask me there is somthing wrong there

Hee Haw, We Got It All, Y'all!!
We got it all, Y’all!! Need to be cheered up? Happy , Texas 79042 Smiley , Texas 78159 Paradise , Texas 76073 Rainbow , Texas 76077 Sweet Home , Texas 77987 Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all! Detroit , Texas 75436 Colorado City , Texas 79512 Denver City , Texas 79323 Nevada , Texas 75173 Memphis , Texas 79245 Miami , Texas 79059 New Boston , Texas 75570 Santa Fe , Texas 77517 Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861 Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket! Athens, Texas 75751 Canadian , Texas 79014 China , Texas 77613 Egypt , Texas 77436 Turkey , Texas 79261 London , Texas 76854 New London , Texas 75682 Paris , Texas 75460 We even have a city named after our planet! Earth , Texas 79031 And a city named after our State! Texas City , Texas 77590 Exhausted? Energy , Texas 76452 Need Office Supplies? Staples , Texas 78670 Men are from Mars, but women are from Venus , Texas 76084 You g

Just Love Me
Why do you say I am perfect? I would think you have outgrown such simple words. How could you say I am perfect? So broken, so complex, so flawed. A perfect woman does not succumb to temptation A perfect woman does not lie to her partner A perfect woman does not harbor secrets She doesn't have to. I am endlessly flawed. I am not saying it is because of you. Well it is, but I'm not blaming. How can you say that your life is perfect? How can you say that you cannot cast a shadow on it When you have? As I have on mine. It follows me everywhere Till the end of time. Our secret... You say you love me, But you have cast your shadows on my perfection. Does this bring you satisfaction? Your scent will never leave me. Your fingerprints are all over my body. The evidence is here. There is no perfection here. Just lies... Oh I am undone. And he thinks he is so lucky Because I am so beautiful. But little does he know. I could be less pretty. Maybe then, I c

Grrr... Bad Night And Day
Since last night at 5 things are like shit for me. I was about to make supper an all of a sudden there was a knock at the door. Here it was the cops! WHAT THE FUCK I SAID. Here come to find out my sister was going to shelter care cause her FUCKEN SOICAL WORKER decided to take her in cause of last week wensday through friday missing school well DUH she has been sick lately really bad to the point im about to have her admitted. Today I took her to the dr. well she has a RN for a physican right now FUCKEN RN'S thats all I gotta say. The RN says oh its asma when it everyone INCLUDING me is saying its not and here we still dont know whats going on for her stomach. I tried getting her out today well that didnt happen cause the dumb idot RN DONT wanna excuse her for when my sister seen her. GRRR.. I WAS soo pissed today an told the RN off an slammed the office door. Sorry but I aint going to sit there an have someone critsize my family just because we all smoke and BY THE WAY... IM QUITTING R

Awe, Shitty Shit, The Worst Yet To Come...
How does one recover? I see in some as if some mythical secret to instant recovery when it comes to matters that seem to not heal for me, or if they do, it’s as much as years later and never fully. Some things are easy to heal. I’ve broken numerous bones from arm and ribs to toes, sprained ankles fingers and toes. I get cut up daily at work. Lil nicks to larger cuts. They all heal and with very minimal attention most the time. Though I admit on some I’ve snuck by without seeing a doctor even if I should. I have a tendency to do that, sue me. But what of matters beyond that? Call it matters of the heart, emotional distress, call it me being a whine ass I don’t care but tell me, how do you do it? If emotional scars showed I feel I’d be a spider web of aged scars and newer as well. No I will not sit here and start listing them all but I may point to a larger one or two. The largest is obvious for anyone who knows me, my kids. Will that ever heal? I was deprived…the supreme

War
My unit 3rd squadron 7th US Cavalry is going to Iraq again. We got back January of 2006 just to seem them going back in a year. The first division to be going back there for the third time. Im filled right now with so much anger its eating me up. Gods Speed Troopers. Stay safe my brothers. Garry Owen!

Goodbye..again
“How can any one man reveal all he knows? To do so would be mindless prattle until it could b used.” I’m already regretting blogging without the Internet active. Foolish foolish me, already 7 parts, heavens, lawdy lawdy. If you’ve come this far, congrats, you are truly bored. Or you’re stalking me, and that would be super. A stalker brings with it a certain air of…popularity to the sweet insanity that is all of us, and hey, I remember HS. The popular kids were for a large part degenerate to some degree or another but popularity was always badass for them. In short, any popularity is good popularity. Seriously though, if you’ve sat and read this far perhaps you should let me know because I think that makes you just swell and peachy keen. And if you make it to the VERY end (Keep in mind you have some 36 hours of my idle mind between here and there) maybe you are overly devoted to me and you should propose already, or at least warn me so the bright white jackets can be called to…

Wtf!!!!!!!!!!
I have gotten cussed out for the bulletin and the blog I posted..about the short bus.. It WAS NOT meant to pick on or poke fun at the special people. I have one in My FAMILY!!! it was mearly a responce..to the message WE ALL GET..when we overuse a TAG or a COMMENT!!!

The Voices In My Head Are Angry
In a report published in Dec. 06, and astonishing fact was brought to my attention. The B.P. petroleum company, just one of many such company’s in the U.S. alone, reported a $3oo million dollar net profit in the FIRST QUARTER of that year. That averages out to $1.2 trillion a year. Now if you take that and multiply it by all the other petroleum company’s, Texaco, Shell, Mapco and the many others, this is fucking outrageous. What are they doing with over a Trillion dollars clear profit? With that in mind, why the hell are we having to pay these outrageous prices for gas and oil? We are being fucking raped. If each of these company’s would take just 1/4 of these profits, the could pay off the national debt and still have money left. 1/10 of these profits could feed thousands of starving and homeless people here in the U.S. 1/5 could give this country’s school system much needed money for supplies. I know several teachers who dig into their own pockets and buy the supplies because the

A Cry For Help Aka Getting The Pity Vote
I feel like I need an honest and true-life councilor on some points in my existence. Before I get any further into this lil subject just let me say that I scoff at the way some people claim things are these days. There are disorders like colors of the spectrum and 50 types of councilor for each it seems, that is not what I mean in this. I believe many of those disorders are very valid btw…just not all. For a life councilor, or maybe consoler would be better, I mean advice. I want to change much and it’s hard to start doing so, though I have accomplished some HUGE goals for me. The biggest, quitting smoking. But…my life still needs an overhaul and I feel like I need a hand up in one way or another to accomplish it. Doesn’t mean I won’t crumble without it but honestly…there’s always more that we don’t know than we do, and my list of don’t know’s might just be more vast than yours :-P. For instance, I don’t socialize well these days, or ever for that matter. Let’s review. In HS

For Whom The Blog Tolls
(Keep in mind, these are ALL from typings donw while the net was down for me...) Boo! Back, yes yes, back again. Anybody miss me? Well don’t. I’m at a state of mind I don’t wanna be missed. Self-pity, self doubt, self-loathing, and self hate have crept in today. They’ll fix themselves. They always do. I stumble through waves of crap sometimes it seems. Eventually that leads to a high point in things, but always a wash back into the crap. I think that’s just life, and maybe there are some things that can get you mostly to all high points, though lets face it, never ALL high points. A solid career is one, and a strong one. I think a life long “job” that I could enjoy and live comfortably on would take care of more stress than even I can fathom. And lets not forget, I’m on the inside…looking in. A relationship, a true one is like this, but that’s obvious I believe. Anyone can sit back and tell a person in a happy relationship as opposed to an unhappy, or even a person

Yooooooooo
OK YEPP I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST AND I NEED BOMBERS !!! NAME OF CONTEST IS "WHO WANTS TO MARRY BEN DOVER" IT'S GUNNA BE A FUN ONE. IT STARTS JAN.10(WED.) AND WILL GO UNTIL JAN.31(WED) SO PLEASE ANY FREE TIME YOU WANNA SPEND BOMBING WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. JUST CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO ME. THANKS AGAIN IN ADVANCE NUTTIN BUT LUV FOR YA. XOXOX

Madness Ensues...
So what do you think should come next? Should I make a survey? I dunno… so few will take it as far as I know, and most will simply repost and not answer it to me, though some would. This is simply an extension of how my life seems to go. I get noticed, I draw people to me and cause smiles, but I also get bypassed. That is perhaps the tragedy that plagues my life. I have a theory we all have them and mine is to be taken for granted for what I am and bypassed before I become what I wish I would be seen to be. Sounds like me bitching huh? Well it is, and I won’t go further aside from asking you, if you care to, to re-read what that was, and if you wanna know more, get at me, I’ll respond, I always do. 1. Did you miss me while I was gone? 2. Did you have a merry Christmas? 3. If you had had more money, what one gift would you have bought next, and for whom? 4. Do you think this survey is dumb? If not then skip step 5 it’s over, if you do think it’s dumb, please see step 5.

But...and There Is Always A But...
In the end, it isn’t hopeless, and I’m not helpless. The Internet comes back to me on Wednesday, which is 72 hours from now. Look what I’ve written just in my first sitting. Somehow I think I do this to myself in hopes of feeling inspired or that a friend (That just might be you Jenn, though ALL are welcome and almost begged) may jump up and swat the end of my nose. My first night on the net… aside from posting this and bugging people profusely for how much I missed them, I hope to hit some websites. Grab up info on college and student loans and perhaps grants, though I know grants are half dream of an easy trip and in reality… a bitch I don’t need to try and get a relationship with at this point in time. I know I am most likely too late to start into this semester, though in truth… I haven’t the foggiest idea. I did well in school and perhaps the biggest shock to everyone who knew me then was that I never set foot towards higher education, not once, not even slightly. I’m not

Be My Guest
She appeared to me on a Saturday afternoon in late October. Alone in the apartment, vaguely aware of the whine of a vacuum cleaner in the apartment above, I lazed on the couch, staring up at the ceiling, deliciously preoccupied with the man I felt certain would soon be my lover, thinking not so much about him as about his eyes, hands and mouth, and about how his being in a different department made it o.k. for me to have sex with a professor that old. "Poor dear," her soft, British voice broke into my reverie, "you do need help." Startled [my first thought was to wonder how she had gotten in], I swung my gaze off the drab, paint-flaked ceiling down onto the deep rose and gold figure standing poised and erect at the foot of my couch. Her fine silk skirts, pale kid gloves, lacy cuffs and throat rendered my furniture painfully tacky. Only a roomful of antiques or the very best modern could have stood up to her shimmering elegance. Her sharp, warm eyes regarded me with a mixture of

Parking
I have a theory: Even if I park my car in the outermost reaches of a parking lot — in that secluded space at the end of a row so far away from civilization that logically, no one else in their right mind would ever want to park there when there is a plethora of other perfectly acceptable parking spots to choose from — someone will still decide to park their hulking, beat-up wreck of a car directly beside me. So close to me, in fact, that I am compelled to question their mental capacity (just how many brain cells are they missing?), their eyesight (did they not see the freshly painted, brilliantly white line disappear under their car when they pulled into the space?), and their general road-worthyness (if they don't realize that ten centimeters is not an acceptable distance to leave between two parked vehicles, how much space do they consider appropriate while merging onto the freeway?) After realizing that the situation leaves me no choice but to get in on the passenger side,

Survey Says 'ding':
1. What is your Boyfriend/girlfriends name? I don't have one.. 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? White ones that I wear around my house when no ones home. .lol 3. What are you listening to right now NIN [in my head] 4. Whats your favorite number? 3 5. What was the last thing you ate? Turkey[the deli kind] sandwiches with hot fries and root beer 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Red 7. How is the weather right now? Sunny/cold 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Circuit city guy about my computer 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Lips, eyes 11. Do you drink? Yes 12. Do you smoke? No 13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember what you did? Nope 15. Eye Color? Green with yellow spottsssss 16. Do you wear contacts? Nope 17. Favorite Holiday? I dunno anymore... 18. Favorite Month? Every month is the same. 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Yes 20. What was

It Isn't All Bad...
I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs and I don’t drink. The last is money issue not a matter of choice. The other would be my own personal choices on how my life should be and ways to improve which I have a direct effect. I have started working out again. By having started I mean to say I spent 15 minutes lifting weight that never used to feel as heavy as it does now. I did that lil routine last night and will do so again tonight, beyond that I’d rather not say for I have a tendency of promising myself to do something and then slipping due to laziness or a feeling it isn’t needed. Let us just say I WANT to keep it up. I also very much WANT to start running, but such a want is foolish to start at a time of year where the next day may or may not see a drastic drop in all things comfortable (i.e. temperature). There, I laid the excuse for that one; I’m free and clear if I do not start running. I’ve wanted to write a book, and I do believe I possess the talent just not the patience.

Time Given To An Idle Hand
I had a thought for a poem, and I couldn’t get it out. Couldn’t make the words and I sat and tried to figure out why, but I stopped myself. It seemed a time to let it pass, something that I think I wasn’t suppose to be able to write out. I’d like to think it was something so beautiful it couldn’t be expressed in words, and it made your heart ache because of it. Maybe I’m just a super sap after all, but in the end of it all…it’s good to be back on the net, missed you all as hard as some of you might not believe it. I’m starting this blog early, so I’ll apologize now if it ends up well overly long. Ya see I lost the Internet abruptly, with no warning and only $90 due on my account I was canceled. The clerk I paid told me it was a “Glitch from once being Adelphia, and now being Time Warner as much as anything else.” Well this glitch cost a reconnect fee of $30 as well as 1 month ahead on my cable bill, all told some $175. Yeah, some glitch, happy holidays and a merry ho to you.

Sick
So i havent been on in a while. And when i do come on its just for a few minuites. I went outta town for new years cuz we went to a place where im old enough to go to a bar (you have to be 19 here). So me and some friends went and had a blast. Except one night i got drunk and my friend pissed me off. So i tried to run like 50 blocks back from the bar to the hotel at like 3am with a tiny tank top and some small jeans on...yeah not a good idea. My friend ended up following and all we remember is making friends with some guy that works at a gas station and him calling us a cab. I was so fucked up. And yeah i got really sick when we got back. And yep i definatly have broncitus and pneumonia both at the same time..its fucked up. But yeah theres my explination for ya :P Sorry i havent been on. Msg me if u want. -Caitlin

When The Net Was Down...
Yes yes, it’s true If you’re reading this then you’re among the first to know that I am indeed back, and that I have posted three blogs. Here’s the deal, I wrote this this morning. This being Wednesday morning. Because I knew there was a slim chance I could skip by my house in between job sites and drop a quick note to the net before skipping back out. So while I AM indeed back, I am also at work and will not be HERE till about 5 or 6 pm EST. In this blog will be just one “black section”. That is to say a section that I myself cannot even read well, and with good reason. It’s explained slightly at the end of this long ramble a little bit. And if you want to know more you must realize…all you need to do is ask. All told I think this “comeback” blog has 10 parts, and I’m going to post them time release because…well…it’s 8 typed pages. Yeah yeah I get bored and I go overboard I understand this. Just as I understand most if not all of you lead lives that you do not want to w

Omfg, No Way!!!
() Rocky Horror Picture Show () Grease () Grease II (x) Pirates of the Caribbean (x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest () Boondock Saints () Fight Club () Starsky and Hutch () Neverending Story () Blazing Saddles () Airplane Total: 2 () The Princess Bride (x)AnchorMan (x) Napoleon Dynamite () Labyrinth () Saw () Saw II () Saw III () White Noise () White Oleander (x) Anger Management (x) 50 First Dates (x) The Princess Diaries (x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement Total so far: 8 () Scream () Scream 2 () Scream 3 (x) Scary Movie (x) Scary Movie 2 (x) Scary Movie 3 (x) Scary Movie 4 (x) American Pie (x) American Pie 2 (x) American Wedding (x) American Pie Band Camp Total so far: 16 (x) Harry Potter 1 (x) Harry Potter 2 (x) Harry Potter 3 (x) Harry Potter 4 () Resident Evil 1 () Resident Evil 2 (x) The Wedding Singer (x) Little Black Book (x) The Village (x) Lilo & Stitch Total so far: 24 (x) Finding Nemo (x) Fi

Cynical? Because I Dont Agree?
well, pretty sure im not cynical, and i have been following this shit since the begining, and not just whatever bs the white house press club n the media throw to us in the general public, because they think we cant handle the truth...pretty sure our constitution says "We the PEOPLE" not we the congress or we the president...if we dont like it, we are supposed to be able to change it...so how come only those who want to change things for the betterment of our lives n our country are "cynical" cuz we dont buy the BS?

Did Ya Know?
btw, Osama was never cornered, and never was true target...anybody heard of the Freemasons? You should check out some of the famous or infamous people who are Freemasons...These people run the worlds economy, and the Bushs, and Bin Ladens, etc, are all in...

The Tiger
Adama Fawkes sat fidgeting upon the ornate chair. She swung her feet and folded then unfolded a long pleat in her gown. She was at yet another function with her mother. This time it was a ball to honor the dignitaries from the non-alliance countries. She sighed and surveyed the room, not really looking at anything, simply trying to alleviate her boredom. She had begged her mother, Queen Lucia, to allow her to come along on this diplomatic conference, the first time she'd been among so many other nationalities. She was going to military academy in the fall and wanted to spend this summer traveling. The ball had been going on for nearly an hour, and Adama found herself quite irritated with the social constraints which required her to sit and receive visitors before she could mingle or dance. Had she known how dull things were going to be, she might have simply stayed in Lyros. At least then she could have been with her friends. He entered the room in a loud attention-grabbing scene.

More Of My Iraq Bs
im not sayin just get the fuck out in defeat, im sayin we need to consider the lives of our troops, and their families, and alot more things, than just political agenda...cuz however u look at it, POLITICAL AGENDA is behind the whole thing, not humanitarianism, or goodness of the heart, etc...

Iraq Bs...
it wasnt just about oil,and I thank you for bringing that up, but the main point I want to express is this shit with the Sunnis n the Shiites has been going on for milleniums, how do we think we can fix that? Its religious bs, its not our fight, and we need to realize that... in my humble opinion

Man's Code..im Not Too Far Off But I Couple Werent Included In My Book!
This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent). 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-lim

Ok Learning Quick!
Ok just got home..Have a new salute photo! So yes I am real haha. NEED to know how to change this page to make it more me thou..Still learning shit so much to know here. I will figure it out. Love this graphic.

Men
There are very few men that really catch my eye. Yet occationally they do and they all seem to have a few things in common. Tattoos, muscles, attitude, great smile, and deep eyes. Just about everytime I find someone like that I am amazed. Usually it is just a nice little get to know you fling but if you add in intelligence I am doomed. I forgot to add this MOTORCYCLES is a must for me to be head over heals in love or lust.

Bought A New Cd Lately?
You bought a new CD lately? Most of them now have that fancy copy protection on them, with the label that reads: "Warning, may not play on all CD players and devices." Thanks, guys. I just bought this CD, 'supporting the artist and industry' and it doesn't fucking work until I rip it and burn a copy. Now that's some great way to stop piracy. I see that the terrorists have successfully released the airborne retardation virus after all.

30 Things To Not Say To A Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on

Would Curiosity Dirty Your Cat?
Ever live somewhere near a dumpster and looked at it...with curiosity? "I wonder what's in there?" "Do you think they tossed anything...interesting?" "I bet that lady threw away money, she looks like she might..." Sadly, it gnaws at me. Dumpsters always stir my curiosity, makes me think I'm a trash picker somewhere deep down and it scares me. Seriously. It seems at times that if I had just ONE good reason...I'd happily explore. Oh I know there's nasty crap in there but think about, what about the stuff that's not. Take this time of year for instance. Person gets some sweet ass gifts, but some are copies of what they have. Let's say it's a new coffee maker.... Some people may toss the old; even if it is perfectly useable...does it make me less a person to at least want to know if they have? Use the old stuff? Naw, that would be silly, I just wanna know, I get curious, and bored. Next time you're bored look at the local dumpster and think to yourself about the houses t

30 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man!
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on

Tattoo Survey
If you have ink, do this survey, its fun! 1. How many tattoos do you have? ~ 5 2. When did you get your first tattoo? ~ Right after I turned 25. 3. What was your first tattoo? ~ A flower on the back of my neck. It was homemade and I got it colored in later on. 4. Which tattoo is closest to your heart? ~ My favorite design is the one Daniel drew for my foot, but if I had the money I would have it removed and redone without the black outline like I wanted. 5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? ~ Nope. 6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up? ~ Several... Don't get tattooed in Lawrenceburg, TN. That's a rule for about 25 people I know, so you should all abide by it. 7. Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? ~ No 8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? ~ My foot...It really hurts when it gets close to between the toes. 9. Have you ever cried during a tattoo? ~ No. 10. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to expla

Being Bored
Hey im doing ok just bored. Sucks when you are injured and can't work. Well it give me time to catch up with things around the house update my profile on here so if ur reading this rate a few pics and I will get back to you asap thanx.

Poor Kid
Today, I witnessed the one thing I never ever wanted to witness and that was... Someone puking. We were all sitting in class when all of a sudden we heard this noise and we all go "What Spilled?" We look at Robert cuz we knew he hadn't been feeling good and realized there was barf all over the floor. Everybody jumped out of there seat and ran out of the room lol. My stomach has been in knots all freaking day! Thats one thing I have never been able to stand, is puking. I don't like to see anything come out of your mouth that shouldnt lol.

2007 Begins...
How is everyone tonight? I've had better years, 2007 is a bust so far to be honest, though the semi short term shows improvement as I will be removing some money drain from my life, reducing stress and lending to the possibility of advanced socialization. Basically, I'm dumping cost and heading out soon...I hope. It's kinda hard to say to be honest because so much of what has come my way recently ended up about a million miles from where it was suppose to be… No matter, I live and write; hence you're happy, right? ;-) On the bright side my baby's mama is FINALLY getting into the work force which lessens my stress on my children's financial position plus, I get to baby sit weekends, which from a fathers point of view, is better news than the playboy mansion calling to talk direct to me. Also I've gotten in contact with some good parts of my past. Rachel...I know no one here knows her, though 1 or 2 may have heard of her from me, hard saying. I go through spurts of mushily talki

When Itunes Determine Your Life...
PUT YOUR iPOD ON SHUFFLE AND PRESS FW FOR EACH QUESTION. USE THE SONG NAME TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.... How am I feeling today? "Drink and Fight" - Mad Caddies Will I get far in life? "Helena" - My Chemical Romance (To the grave...That's as far as it gets...LOL!) How do my friends see me? "Five Vicodin Chased with a Shot of Clarity" - Atreyu Where will I get Married? "Right Place, Wrong Time" - Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies (That can't be good) What is my best friend's theme song? "94 Hours" - As I Lay Dying (Wow...SCARY!) What is the story of my life? "Hurt" - Johnny Cash What is/was highschool like? "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage" - Panic! @ the Disco How can I get ahead in life? "Closed Caskets" - Remembering Never What is the best thing about me? "Vermillion Pt. 2" - Slipknot How is today going to be? "Crawl" - Alkaline Trio What is in store for this weekend? "Pieces of You In Me" - Poison The Well (Sounds

I'm Bored
hey yall comment my pics or my page or whatever or tlk 2 me if i'm here i'll tlk back i gotta go 2 the college in a lil bit but if i aint here if ur still on i'll tlk 2 ya or return the comment but leave me some love cause i'm bored and i need something 2 read or somebody 2 tlk 2 so yeah leave me something cause yall know i'm the shit and yall love me lol lmao jk

Movies
(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show (x) Grease (x) Grease II (x) Pirates of the Caribbean (x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (x) Boondock Saints (x) Fight Club () Starsky and Hutch (x) Neverending Story () Blazing Saddles () Airplane Total: 8 () The Princess Bride (x)AnchorMan (x) Napoleon Dynamite (x) Labyrinth () Saw () Saw II () Saw III () White Noise (x) White Oleander () Anger Management () 50 First Dates (x) The Princess Diaries () The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement Total so far: 13 (x) Scream (x) Scream 2 (x) Scream 3 () Scary Movie (x) Scary Movie 2 (x) Scary Movie 3 () Scary Movie 4 (x) American Pie (x) American Pie 2 (x) American Wedding () American Pie Band Camp Total so far: 21 () Harry Potter 1 () Harry Potter 2 () Harry Potter 3 () Harry Potter 4 () Resident Evil 1 () Resident Evil 2 (x) The Wedding Singer () Little Black Book (x) The Village () Lilo & Stitch Total so far: 23 () Finding Nemo (x) Fin

I'm New Here!
Seems like this site is really cool. I'll have to play around more here!, hehe, I'm usually stuck in myspace, but I seem to like it more here, people are really to themself on myspace, here people seem to be more socialble, and I like that! -Roger that, Over and Out!

Dreams
I had a dream last night that upset me. I would post it, but i dont want to raise anything or i really honestly dont wanna talk about it. It wasnt a horrible dream, it was a really nice dream. Its just that it was so unrealistic that when I woke up it was just hard. I wrote it down and i rememeber it. but thats about as far as i wanna go with it. Not that people would actually read this blog or anything i just dont want someone to think that its expected.

Creature
Tilton Spidermach was pissed off. Once again, it was not even ten o’clock in the morning and he was physically in utter agony. If he had to suffer through another moment sporting the most persistent hard-on in recent memory, then someone was going to pay and it might as well be the saucy little bird sitting so primly before him. After all, his present condition was entirely her fault. TS Properties, headquartered in Manhattan with satellite offices in a few key countries, was the throne for the admired and adored billionaire playboy. He worked hard and played harder, indulging his most wicked whims along the way. Power, intelligence, and confidence, Spider’s entire existence screamed out that he had all three qualities in abundance and knew how to use them to get what he wanted. Within the business world, his reputation was highly respected, he was considered always honest and was also slightly feared because failure was not acceptable. His private life was an entirely dif

Random Questions
1. What is your Boyfriend/girlfriends name?missi 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?i go comando 3. What are you listening to right now spongebob squarepants (hey i have kids) 4. Whats your favorite number? 6 or 13 5. What was the last thing you ate? PB&J 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?Black 7. How is the weather right now?chilly 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?My buddy 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?eyes 11. Do you drink? socially 12. Do you smoke? yes 13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember what you did? yes 15. Eye Color?brown 16. Do you wear contacts?no 17. Favorite Holiday? winter solstice 18. Favorite Month? December 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? no 20. What was the last movie you watched? Lords of dogtown 21. Favorite Day of the Year? Dec 21 22. Are you to

Joke Of Da Day!
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Butterflies...
I love this feeling... There is no way I could fake it Im smiling and laughing And for the first time in a long time I feel truly happy... My heart is doing flips And butterflies are in my stomach From the first time I laid eyes on him I didnt think Id ever like him... But then I got to know him And I felt this spark It lit up my world And now it wont go away... Hes so sweet and funny, Nice and kind Everything I want And hes even cute too.. There is something about him I just feel like I want be with him always I know it sounds dumb... Maybe even a little crazy Perhaps its just another crush But Im curious I want to explore the unknown Tread the dirt path And pray that what Im going towards... Is awesome I want to be his everything The girl he thinks about... The one he brags about The one he says that isnt hott But simply beautiful I want to be his different girl His one girl he cant live without. I want to be his girl But I

I Wanna Know You!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 26 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with. JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. (male/female answer accordingly) 1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9. Worst Habit? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of Cherry? 2. What's your philosophy on life? 3. Negative or Optimistic? 4. What was your dream growing up? 5. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face? 7. Tell me one

Operation Iraqi Freedom?!?!
It seems humorous to me that after more than 3 years of fighting and killing and dying in Iraq, our country's leaders now want to discuss the pulling out or keeping put of our troops...Have we made a real difference yet? Will we anytime soon? What do you think?

Enigmatic Love
If you picked one star at a time out of the vast universe and wrote the words "I love you" across each one You could not accumulate enough stars to even put a dent in the immense amount of love my heart has already filed away in a special place reserved just for you If you counted each grain of sand on all the beaches of the world and then multiplied them by a million you still would not have the amount of love I feel for you If you pulled every blade of grass from God's created earth and lined them up end to end you still could not reach the amount of love I have for only you If you plucked every leaf from every tree and piled them up so high you still could not reach the height of my love for you If you added up all the stars in the sky all the grains of sand on the beaches all the blades of grass on this earth and all the leaves in the trees it still would not add up to the amount of deep love I hone

Behind The Mask
She laughs and dances gracefully Anywhere anytime on stage She brings joy to everyone around In front of a crowd She paints a plastic smile in her face With a blue pencil her eyes twinkle A mask of plastic happiness Often covers her sadness She’s lonely but no one can tell She’s learning to use her mind To control her pain Nobody knows her fake smile Nobody knows she lies awake Nobody knows how much she’ll take As she cries herself to sleep As she prays the Lord her soul to keep When they see her All they see is her beautiful smile But behind a smile living a life in a lie Today she continues to dance She continues to laugh She continues to hope One day there will be no more Mask for her to wear One day she'll know Her place in this place One day this mask will be no more

Even Though
Even though our time is gonna be hard Even though our lives will change Even though we'll be so far apart Even though times will be rough Together we'll get through Just me and you Even though your leaving Even though we'll be 2 worlds apart Even though I'll miss you And you'll miss me Together we'll get through Just me and you Listen to me Listen to me baby Cause I know Together we'll get through Just dont forget I love you

Recollection Of My Past
Memories floating through my mind As I turn the pages And each single thought A few bring smiles of happiness And some tears to the eye The view of my childhood Seen clearly at last I remember the house Where I was born I remember where I was used to swing I remember the adventure in the woods I remember with all The includes and excludes I remember my heart Starts to ache And then the tears come When I recall these memories As I go along life's way I find they grow more precious still With every passing day It's funny How some things never leave The corner of my heart When I am happy They are there When I am sad They are there When my spirit soars They are right there When tomorrow comes With whatever it may be I will not regret my yesterday For it belonged to me

Rules To Live By
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that grea

Reflection
There she is smiling She looked exactly like me My carbon copy Natural dark hair Slender skinned with sharp features Everyday she walks around with a fake smile She lived like this for quite a while She carefully created a clever mask of illusion She wears to hide her pain and confusion You can't see behind her eyes What really lies beneath it all You don't know when she crys Or when she is afraid You can't see the real her Because she trys to hide her face She hides in her corner and in the rain And cries her eyes out so no one sees her pain But I can see the fears that she trys to hide I can see the scars inside of her She was alone she was afraid She can’t try anymore to bandage her wounds There are too many As I stand here and watch her I feel this emptiness inside her soul Standing in her own pair of shoes Being wary of things she choose It’s like an endless fight She has more losses than wins The road she has travelled Bridges she has crossed She

A Moment's Notice
From river's stream to brook this image I took and placed it softly in your head. You see when one with eyes closed surveys the land it is ALL SOUND from around and around helicopter's motor blade insect's lonely sonic brocade A rain shower down it parades. If I were you I would open my eyes before the hammer swifly falls and fall it does. Copyright ©2007 J. Andrew Young

Update On Me & Few Things
BED im goin back to bed [plus it like 625am] this place is too energy draining for me at moment but really.... i will be back!!!! in 4 hours or so FAN ME and i will fan u and everybody is a winner comment me here or message me if im not urs cuz im lazy [apologise lolol] and sometimes i dont see the alert NSFW everyone say i should add more and i do plan on it once i get 12000 profile ratings :-) which if all my friends on my list have rated me i would already be there BUT intil i get to 12000 there be a few added here and there 12000 profile ratings = 100 new NSFW pics for real i might even take some post some today if im feeling happy lolol MY AGE ok so like for some reason my age on my page has already clicked over as if i have had my birthday yet which i havent i am 23 ppl cherrytap lie lololol CAM like seriosuly do ppl like being fucktards or something I DONT CAM cant u be satisified that there are a couple o

Please Ruin My Day
So last night I car gets broken into. They broke a window and stole my cd player. Big deal it's just a material possession. easy come easy go it was broken anyways. What gets me is the window.. There is snow everywhere. It's frigid and I have to find a job still. I can't fix my window because I have no money. My mom was pissed at me. Yesterday had already been a bad day. I asked her to get me food and she said "No. Go run some laps" I was joking about getting me food. She said that in front of three of my friends. Then through the events of that night with my other friends I was degraded further. I know they probably didn't realize they were doing it. Yet, how they made me feel still stands. I don't know how everything became so dramatic in my life. Maybe it's been a bad what 6 months.. It has to get better eventually right? I only have my house and car left to fully loose. And the way thing are going I might loose my house because i have no money.

Darkness...
here i lay in this little box a mind you may call it but its covered with locks i cannot escape from this prison i've made the dark is so sharp like the edge of my blademy eyes are like twilight and i cannot see the evil force penetrating the brain inside me my nerves are shot, my soul is but lost and what did i do to earn this strong cost? on my lampshade hangs a momento from an old friend the one who i loved and would always defend but now his back is turned and mine is as well so i go alone to face my own hell the darkness consumes me like a fiery blaze my mind will not rest til he comes back my way but i am lost with nowhere to turn no directions to get me to where i that i yearn here i lay in my little box bury me in black dont forget my warm socks its cold where i go and i will be alone here in my head the place i call home... ~friend~

Skins
I was wondering if any one could help me with some decent skins! I went to tweak your page and theirs only cover half of my profile! I browsed skins here also and they don't fit my hole page either. I don't know anything about how to make them. I only have two that I like that I ripped with permission that fits my whole profile page but I am so tired of looking at them! Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!~M~

North Carolina
I am considering moving to North Carolina but the problem is that i have accumulated a lot of friends where i am. I don't want to just pack up and leave even though this puts me further away from my xtian family. I would also make sure my brother knew right off that i am not a Xistian nor will i ever have any interest in that religion which is another problem. I have my own particular church that i wan tot attend and that is Unitarian. Plus my grove. I just am a member so that is somethings else i worry about. I have friends here and if i left i would have to make new friends. Problems problems problems ANyways I plan to visit him for a week to check things out. Who knows it maybe nice. But still I want to think this over and talk to friends and gauge their opinions becaus their and my old brother's opinions matter the most to me. I couldn't care what my relatives think about any of this.

Lord Hear My Cry
Here I am again Lord I pray for direction from you I cannot feel this sadness forever Please help me see this through Loneliness within my soul Hungering for love that’s true I have travelled many pathways And sometime I took a turn so wrong I have cried with bitter tears Because I felt I did not belong Please take away my tears Night is wearing on me Despair from past mistakes Help me stay strong I have dreams I want to come true To the place where bitters unknown Where heartaches And loneliness are all gone Lord hear my cry Hear my prayer Hear my plea

No One
There is no one quite like you No one could touch my heart Quite the way you do You’re unique in many ways When I feel lost and all alone You remind me you are there And when my tears just won’t stop You show how much you care From some place so far away I still hear your whispering I love you I hear you calling my name From all the directions It's something real and special Something solid something pure A message an answer So complete I’ve found my life How it is we found each other But I love you for reasons My mind can’t comprehend

My Dream
Although I am Catholic I still wonder down those roads And too often I get lost I’ve been depressed a lot lately I just don’t think I can go on My heart is filled with pain My insides ache all the time I’d carry all my tears and worries My shoulders bent with burden I’ve lived in the rain It seems I’ve spent a lifetime Searching after truth Where there’s no suffering of pain Hearts are hurting in this world I see evidence everywhere From the suffering and the pain of others The pain the misery and the woe Of those less fortunate than me But I had a dream last night I saw a cross on a hillside From the valley below And a voice said to me Towards the cross I must go I said I couldn’t start The hill was too steep I wanted to turn and just run He told me not to be afraid or scared He said please do not run away Don’t give up the answer is there If only I will follow He led me where to go The door of opportunity Has opened wide for me Each step I take into

Little Bored Here
so i haven't been on much been playing the sims 2 alot lately keeps be busy on here and so has babysitting someone i knew and was like a little sister to me was killed friday afternoon... she was only 17... my sister and her were really good friends.. she will be missed dearly... i got bored with this site also.. so i just don't get on much beside to check and that it.. then i'm off to do something else.. i been on myspace more cause most of my friends are on there.. well my friends that live here...

I Stand Alone
No matter what you believe in you should acknowledge that the world is our home. Mother Earth deserves our care as she cared for us. But lately, as with the war and the pollution no one seems to care anymore, that is why it seems that I'm the only one. This is one of my songs that I wrote just sitting outside by my house. Comment me and let me know what you think. Honesty is the key:) I stand alone I know the sound of each rock and stone And I embrace what others fear You were not to roam this forgotten place Only the like of me are welcomed here Everything breathes and I know each breathe For me it means life, for others it's death It's perfectly balance, perfectly planned More than enough for this man [CHORUS] Like every tree stands on its own Reaching for the sky, I stand alone I share my world with no else All by myself I stand alone I've seen you your world with these very eyes Don't come any closer Don't even try I've felt all the pain and heard all t

To Whom It May Concern
to whom it may concern i've got nothing left to say im just a bit confused a little more everyday its not to say im sorry or try to reason why i just had to say my bit and then i'll say goodbye for longer than a decade ive been bentup inside and when i think i'll straighten up more problems do i find the poeple i call friends are few to me indeed but at least i have a few to call on when i am in need i guess im trying to explain what you can now forsee my closest friend to me isnt even me i suppose its true what they say about how we judge ourselves but then again i like to think better than me than someone else so today i begin my journey down the beaten path and see whats in store for me im sure i'll have a laugh if laughter is the brightest side to this life i have to live i guess i cant complain too much for than its me who has to give so for you who sits and reads this i bid you an adoue so long, farewell, goodbye i'll see you sometime soon...

One Day Soon
Still though I close my eyes Perchance to sleep Perchance to dream Whenever I think of you Is a heaven it does seem For surely my heart feels you here As the breeze touching my skin And the blanket caressing my cheek If I take my hand And lay it cross my breast I find you beating there Pulsing in my chest Every beat is like a sign The air I breathe The sparkle in my eye Letting me know Love is not far away So a wish in my heart A prayer in my mind One day soon It never takes too long You will hold me In your arms

Black To Gray
eyes of the night watch over me the arms of the dark hold tranquility forwarning to the start of the day when things turn from black into gray a burning feeling that cant be shaken a part of life that has been taken an empty spot in the mind fill dreams with things so unkind forever in the land of the dead pages turn from black to red and our life is written in our blood rain falls and begins to flood each drop a memory that we share coming back to haunt the ones who care each one disappears when it hits the ground our feelings fade without a sound and leave us empty deep inside soon it becomes so hard to hide

Two Adult Jokes
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, MÃdam, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me. She replies, If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 221. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ ----- One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?

Your Warrior Insights™ For The Week – Freedom
Freedom With today’s political and social climate, we hear a lot of talk about freedom and in many cases the image of freedom is a misguided one proposed by those that actually wish to be safe, rather than free. Warriors look at freedom in a different light than those that will never have the fortitude, the courage or the determination to be warriors, which always at some point raises a conflict between warriors and those who only wish to be protected by warriors. Throughout history, families, tribes, villages, and countries have sought freedom from those that seek to control them and to various degrees many have succeeded in gaining their freedom, only to forfeit it once again by assuming that freedom includes the freedom to do nothing. Warriors on the other hand understand that freedom can never be gained, earned, won or maintained without sacrifice, so therefore freedom and sacrifice can never be truly separated. Non warriors presume that freedo

Until That Wonderful Day
Trying to summon the words To describe this great magnificent Feelings of love I never thought I would feel this But I’m in love His words his advice He’s incredible He’s irresistible There is something His very existence Which surfaces my inner Most desires and emotions There is something about him That something is what I love As I sit here and writing My mind wanders afar I long for his presence I long to feel his softest kiss upon my dampened skin I know his love brings The most delicious emotions And heartfelt sighs It’s like a high voltage Runs up and down my spine I am sure Without a word Without a thought One look at him Sets my soul on fire How many times have I thought of him And the many things I’d like to do I may sound like a fool I can’t help I need him close to me Filling my soul and mind Until that wonderful day He could be mine

Help Before This Affects Your Family...
I'd like your help with a noble cause. please take a few minutes out of your busy day to read this message and watch my video. I produced and directed a short documentary following a missing child case in Omaha, Nebraska. I had no budget, no backing, just the help of some talented friends(tyler chesher, @mic and matt crocco) , a mac, some video cameras and the inspiration of real life heros. The piece is compelling, heartbreaking and eye opening. THE LINK BELOW WILL TAKE YOU TO A SHORT DOCUMENTARY PRESENTATION; A SNAPSHOT OF SIX MONTHS IN THE LIFE OF MARC KLAAS, HIS STAFF, AND THE FAMILY OF A MISSING CHILD SEEKING THEIR HELP. The presentation covers the heartbreaking story of a missing child from the perspective of Marc Klaas and his team, as well as the family of the missing child, Amber Harris. You may have heard of Marc. On Oct 1, 1993, his twelve-year-old daughter Polly was kidnapped and murdered . Devastated, Marc pursued a life of activism with

This Is Just Wrong Lol
Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails . They taste so good, so you have a few more and then the DJ plays your favorite oldie -- 'I Will Survive,' so you're off to the dance floor . After an hour or so of shakin' your goodies, the DJ plays that irritating head-banging music , so you rejoin the group for a rest and another cocktail, or three You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you. YOU buy him a drink He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get along really well. When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you . You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss an d a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop. "I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourse

The Man Code
This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent). 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-l

Please Help Im New!!!!!!!
*********CALLING ALL YOU WONDERFUL COMMENT BOMBING LOVING CHERRIES....********* I AM IN A CONTEST AND THIS IS MY VERY FIRST ONE IT IS CALLED THE D.I.L.F. (IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MEANS IT IS DAD I LIKE TO F88CK). I AM NEW TO CT SO PLEASE HELP ME!! I WILL PUT THE LINK ON HERE AS SOON AS IT STARTS. THANKS FOR READING THIS!! PS WHILE YOU'RE THERE, BE SURE TO LEAVE THE HOSTESS OF THIS CONTEST SOME LOVE TOO.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MY CONTEST IS SIMPLE COMMENT BOMBING, ANYTHING GOES AND RATES DONT HURT COULD HELP ON A TIE! STARTS THURSDAY AT 7:00PM EASTERN TIME ENDS SUNDAY 7:00PM EASTERN TIME 1-11 TO 1-14 PRIZES 1ST= 30 DAY BLAST 2ND= 1 WEEK BLAST 3RD= 1 DAY BLAST 4TH= GIFT FROM CHERRY STORE 5TH= GIFT FROM CHERRY STORE 6TH= GIFT FROM CHERRY STORE THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL MY DELIOUS DADDIES OUT THERE! ~REYNA~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Silly Ass Survey. Do It!!!
here is a super gay, annoying survey for your entertainment. answer it and repost it, bastards! see the link at the end... 1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the Earth? 2. How do you flush the toilet in public? 3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? 4. Do you have a crush on someone? Sure ;) 5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it? 6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? 7. Do you crack your knuckles? 8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head? 9. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? 10. What are your super powers? 11. Peppermint or spearmint? Spearmint 12. Where are your car keys? 13. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? 14. What's your most annoying habit? 15. Where did you last go on vacation? 16. If you could punch one person in the nose and ge

~ Tattoo Contest Updates ~
~ Tattoo Contest Updates ~ 1st Place is...... with 1081 comments 2nd Place is...... with 486 comments 3rd Place is...... with 345 comments 4th Place is...... with 283 comments 5th Place is...... with 53 comments 6th Place is...... with 24 comments 7th Place is...... with 9 comments 8th Place is...... with 7 comments 9th Place is...... with 7 comments 10th Place is...... with 3 comments Good Luck to everyone! maria

Wrong Number
I just have to share the practical joke I just pulled on someone… I run a commercial lotto website and have an 800 number… Well there is a Nissan Dealer in California that has mistakenly put my 800 number on their webpage and I get wrong numbers a lot! Well, usually I do not answer the phone when I see it is from California because I know they want to know where their Nissan is ready… Well I just looked over and my called id said “WARNER BROTHERS” Come on!! I had to answer and I did… HELLO – IS THIS BUGS BUNNY!!!??? Guy says “What?” I said, “ Are you BUGS BUNNY? My phone says Warner Bros so I know it has to be bugs bunny calling me…” He laughed and I then told him I am sure he THOUGHT he was calling about his Nissan and I am just a lotto guy in Michigan…

Our Cause
by Dr. William L. Pierce EVERY DAY, I receive letters from our members across the country as well as from people here in the Washington area who have attended our meetings in the past. These letters and questions indicate that there is still some uncertainty in people's minds as to what we are, what we believe, and what we intend to do. Questions, in other words, as to what it's all about. I want to try again tonight to answer these questions as clearly as I possibly can. I'm sure that one of the difficulties people have in trying to understand us is that they can't figure out quite how to categorize us. They're accustomed to putting everything they encounter in life into little, mental pigeonholes labeled right-wing, left-wing, communist, racist, and so on. And once they've done that, they think they understand the thing. Now the trouble is that we don't quite fit any of the customary pigeonholes. And that is because the doctrine of the National Alliance, the truth for which

Naughty Horoscope
Body: NAUGHTY HOROSCOPES!!! Gemini (May 21 - June 21) -- Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day. They have had sex. A lot of sex. Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high. The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few. If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set th

Tips If Traveling To The South
Tips about the south - If you are going to live or visit in the South you will need a set of these rules: 1. That farm boy you see at the gas station did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a "gravel road." No matter how slow you drive, you are going to get dust on your Navigator. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. The red dirt ... it's called clay. Red clay. If you like the color don't wash your car for a couple weeks - it'll be permanent. 4. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little 13-inch trout you fish for ... bait. 6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might want to ensure it's not up

Leaving Cherry Tap
ok guys. i will miss alot of u .. if u wanna keep in touch and talk add me to yahoo at badds_lil_angel32... just plz let me know who u are so i can add u... thanks so much to all of u that have been awesome friends to me.. much love to ya all !

Keep Your Dreams
When your heart is broken from pain By one you thought was true And you feel like screaming hard Keep your dreams When sometimes the bridges may be many Hang on tight move forward Never give up my friend Keep your dreams When something tragic happens To turn your life all upside down Like when you lose a loved one Keep your dreams When there is a time you feel so alone You could not see the beauty And you see the rain Keep your dreams When you're trapped inside four walls So few can understand your needs They close off when you call Keep your dreams When darkness shows its face To take your sunshine away Just don’t be discouraged Keep your dreams When your trials are many It comes to you suddenly and you cannot prepare Stand up and learn to live again Keep your dreams When you feel that fates been kind of rough now But life’s not all just pretty stars that gleam Believe that you’ll truly make it somehow Keep your dreams

Which Disney Character Alter Ego
OK......so I guess I'm like my mom!!! LMMFAO....read mine then go look at hers...It's kinda scary....first the combat/medic thing....now this....is that quiz rigged??? Is everyone the same???? You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Peter Pan100%Goofy75%Donald Duck75%Pinocchio75%The Beast69%Sleeping Beauty56%Cinderella56%Cruella De Ville50%Ariel44%Snow White25%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?

Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a s

Lovers Knot
best time to perform this spell is on a full moon,on friday. ingredients are:one of your hairs ,one of his hairs,tape. 1. carefully tie the hairs together,as you tie a knot repeat this incantation:\"this lovers knot binds me and thee,toghether we will always be\"2.tape the hairs to the back of your headboard or underneath your bed.Caution be careful you want this love to last it is hard to break once cast.!!!!

I Wonder
Does anybody think of what life could be like if this never happened or that never happened? I think like that all the time My whole life it seemed that there was always something wrong Always something going on I could never quite understand why things were happening They just were The arguing The fighting The bickering The teasing The harassment The beatings The constant moving The threats The cuts The bruises The blood The tears The screams But as each day passes I understand more and more why things happen the way they do Ive learned that things happen for a reason Some reason may be understandable and some may not And because of my past and of my present day I used to think that my life was horrible There used to be days where I wished I could go some place and never return And maybe just maybe It would all go away I tried that I thought that by going away all my problems would go away also

Life Time Relation Ships
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime. Send this to every friend that you have on-line, including the person who sent it to you. If you get: 0 Replies - you may need to work on your "people skills" 2 Replies - you are nice but probably need to be more outgoing 4 Replies - you have picked your friends well 6 Replies - you are downright popular 8 Replies or More - you are totally awesome (and that's probably why you're on MY list

Week 4
WELL IT HAS NOW BEEN FOUR WEEKS IM STILL DOING GOOD STILL LOSING AND NEXT WEEK I MOVE ON TO SOFT FOODS I WILL BE HAPPY TO GET BACK TO EATTING STUFF IN REGULAR FORM AND NOT HAVING TO BLENS EVERYTHING I EAT I AM HOPING TO POST SOME PHOTOS SOON THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO IS STANDING BY ME THROUGH THIS IT GETS THOUGH SOMETIMES AND ITS ALL IN MY HEAD THEY TOLD ME I WOULD GO THROUGH THINGS LIKW THIS BUT IM GETTING THROUGH IT SONT BE AFRAIS TO SHOW SOME LOVE OR STOP BY TO CHAT KISSES TO ALL MY GREAT FRIENDS HERE ON CT NYCKI

Survey Says
1.Pokemon, Spongebob, Or hello kitty? Hello Kitty 2. Robots, dinos, or ninjas? Ninjas 3. What is the emo-est thing you've ever done? Carved a heart in my flesh 4.If you could be a superhero, what would your name be? I would call myself “wet and ready” ha.. haha 5.skulls, zombies, or..puppies?? Uhm… no. 6.What would be the coolest thing to throw down a flight of stairs? My brother 7. Ahh!! all the color in the world is gonnee!! what do you do? Grab the crayons, duh. 8.working out:so good or no good? Uh not so good. 9.When is the best time to eat breakfast? My best guess would be the morning? 10.spoons:Soo good or noo good? Good for some things 11.Would you rather be an idiot or a jerk?(you CANT say neither) jerk 12.Whats the most overrated part of your life? Wtf kind of question is that? 13.Are boyfriends like puppies? If you mean they’re cute and cuddly. 14. If you're dreaming of ten of apples on a wall, how many apples are there? W

~~ To All My New Friends ~~
~ Ok ~ To all the new people i added today .... I need some help please rate my page and my pics plz comment my page and my pics.... and i will come by ur page and return the favor once u get pics up. thank u so much ~ Maria ~

~ I Need A Watch....lol ~
~~ Plz help me get a rolex for my page ~~ I only need 4000 comments then it's mine it's a sure thing and i like it better then trying and losing and not getting anything when i'm into the thousands in comments! thanks ~ Maria ~ Click on the pic below to comment me!

Funny
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The Love I Have Serached For
thought i would write to catch up...i am doing really good... i am deeply IN love with the most wonderful man i have ever had the pleasure of loveing and it feels awesome that for once i have a love to call my own and that loves me and isnt torn over some stupid lil girl or some other stupid drama i dont want in my life... I am going to keep this man as close to me as possiable and always keep the love growing between us... He was sent to me by GOD and i am very thankful to God for answering that prayer when it was the most critical in my life... i was on my way to become a devils advacate and now i am back on the winning team... The love GOD has given to me is the most awesome feeling i have ever felt in my entire life and i will always hold on to that love ,as well share it with the ppl i love the most and any one else who can accept this level of love... but any how i am suppose t be cleaning up my house and i am not yet and now i think i am going to part and do that....ty for readi

~~ Swimsuit Contest Comming....~~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Person...... 2nd Person...... 3rd Person...... Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~

~~ So True ~~
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime. Send this to every friend that you have on-line, including the person who sent it to you. If you get: 0 Replies - you may need to work on your "people skills" 2 Replies - you are nice but probably need to be more outgoing 4 Replies - you have picked your friends well 6 Replies - you are downright popular 8 Replies or More - you are totally awesome (and that's probably why you're on MY list

Valentine's Day Is Coming!
Dipped Delights has all of your chocolate needs covered for Valentine's day. Get your sweetheart their favorite fruits as well as pastries and baked items hand dipped in chocolate! Can't be with the ones you love? I can ship anywhere in the US! Take a look at some of the products I offer! Http://WWW.DIPPEDDELIGHTS.COM Or click the banner to be taken to my site!

Journalists And Canadians
February 2002 by Dr. William Pierce A few years ago, when I first began describing the lemming phenomenon, I had the naïve idea that lemmings were mostly a pretty dull bunch: grossly overweight couch potatoes who munched snacks while they watched television and believed everything they were told. I thought that intelligence was a reasonably good guarantee that a person wasn't a lemming. Since then I've learned that isn't true. I believe there probably is some correlation between intelligence and the ability to think independently, on the average, but there certainly are many, many intelligent men and women who are just as much lemmings as the dullest couch potato or baseball fan. Talking to journalists helped me understand that. Many of the journalists with whom I've spoken in the past few years have been at least a little more intelligent, quicker witted, better educated, and generally more knowledgeable than the average member of the population. My estimate is that, on the a

Happiness
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Random...while Bearing 7-niner-zero In Sector Alpha
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A Magick Poem I will keep the magic- The magic that hides in the greens of leaves, In the flight of birds, In the smell of fertile earth. I will keep the magic- The magic that glows in fire, Falls in rain, Blows in wind, Rests in stone. I will remember who I am and what I keep holy, and that all else will pass like frost in morning. I will keep the magic.

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So most of you know that's something that's been in the back of my mind for a while - my own book. Well, winter is here and things are looking good to get some time in on it. But I do need a few things to finish it up. I need models - reliable models - you know I'll provide transport if I need to. If you live outside the area, I'll come there if I can get a few shoots in while I'm there. This is important to me and I'm sure this is important to many of you. If you want to be a part of changing the current "standards of beauty" we have then let's do it. If you don't know what's involved it's all laid out here Requirements.

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Events lately have driven me to ask myself a question. Are we as we see ourselves or actually as others see us.? Actually its a deep question because we know what we believe are our inner thouhts and actuations, whereas others do not. They have what we say and what they observe. I have not come up with a satisfactory answer yet. Anybody out there any ideas or illuminations? Please let m eknow Bright Blessings

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I just wanted to share with everyone something that has kept me going through hard times! We all have hard times, and deal with them in our own way! I BELIEVE IN MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!! Simply saying it isnt enough! Say it slowly! Listen to the words as you say them! It wont take long before you feel a sense of joy, happiness, confidence! Atleast thats what I felt! Those words, to me, rank right up there as some of the most powerful words that can be spoken aloud! I think some of you can relate to what im saying! If you havent said it lately, stop, look in the mirror, and speak those words out loud to yourself!! Why not do it right now!! You dont have to be going through hard times to say them! I speak those words to myself every morning, and im that much happier!!!

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I've decided to do a little research on phobias. Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th. I wonder how many people are staying inside on this day?! After going through some 15 pages, I've picked some of the more "interesting" ones (with my own comments of course)!: Ablutophobia – Fear of washing or bathing. This could completely explain that odd smell, I smell around certain houses! Seriously, how could you explain it to your boss. Wanna work from home?! Don't shower for a few days, let your boss smell you and then claim ablutophobia and work from home! Agyrophobia – Fear of streets or crossing the street. If this is the case you might wanna locate yourself on the same block as every store you will ever need to go to. Or live in the middle of BFE where there are no streets and have everything delivered to your door-step. Better hope they aren't late or your ice cream is going to become warm cream soup! Amaxophobia – Fear of riding in a car, not so

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Forgiveness.
The ablity to forgive is the true means to Happiness. Its better to forgive and move on than to sit and let a problem eat away at you. Because once you realize that the problem is not worth your time, the better you will feel....

The Marine
This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people who hate you, With the protests they've shown. Fight for the strang

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Everyone does it. When we get to that point in life where things just suck and are all messed up, we think things can't get any worse. And we always seem to find ourselves asking what will go wrong next. The thing is they always get worse. There is nothing like getting kicked in the teeth when we are down.

Your Feelings
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For Loki
A dissapearence has caught me off tilter and caused me for concern. Maybe things were too intense? Maybe I am too much? There is also a chance that it is nothing at all. A new light has been brought and shown, in the suitcase deals of this world I am have been offered the entirety of it all. I have raised and I have hovered higher than those who pay to be there. I have found riches in a soul that most will never possess. Knowing the importance of all lives involved I sit back and appreciate your exsistance your impact on my life. ~Gets up goes to the fridge grabs a Corona and a bud~ Cheers!!!!!

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21 Relationship Questions You opened it now do it, honestly! 1) Are you single, taken or crushing? married 2) Are you happy with where you are? at times 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? try not to 4)Have u ever had ur heart broken? yes 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? nope 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? yes i have 7) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person? yeah 8) Do you want kids? I have them 9) How many? 2 girls 10) Would you consider adoption? maybe 11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to tell you? not sure 12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get? sometimes 13) Do you want someone you can't have? Oh yes 14) Do you believe love at first sight exists? yes 15) Do you believe in celebrating anniverseries?yes 16) Do you believe that you can change someone?No 17) Do you have feelings for someone righ

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"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. > "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. > "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." > "Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. > It could not have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery. to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor. > Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. > "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I do not know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will not happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" > "It's swollen," Ed replied...

Day Off
Ok here's what I think happened, I got the day off but I am sick as hell so I am not enjoying it as much as I wish I could, but I'll be ok, hopefully soon, cause work starts up again and I don't wanna be a weak link, I'll just go to th doctor... And out of pure boredom I went on this page cause someone told me about it... I'll just see what good it can do for me... LAter... L*** Shadow...

A Crazy Little Thing Called Life.
It’s funny how life in a spur of a moment can become a sadistic bitch. A year ago at this time, I was looking forward to getting married. I woke up at 7am to a text message from someone I once loved with every fiber of my soul telling me that he is going to be a father. I am by no means jealous, I can even understand why I am the first person he told. Most people would look at him telling me as some sort of cruel way to rub in my face that he does not need me in his life anymore. Yet, I know the reason is because he himself once told me, after we had broken up, that I am the one person in the world that he feels comfortable and safe with. (Shortly after our break up, he was having problems with his new girlfriend, so he would talk to me for awhile then return to her. I somewhat laugh about this now, because if you look at it logically, on his part, that is a real asshole move.) He didn’t like my response to his news. I cannot pretend to be happy for him when I believe that he is not re

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~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy bare mans chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. Contest will run from 1/14 thur 1/21 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~

F-14 Tomcat Flight
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When my buddy John asked me to join CT I never in a million years thought I would meet so many wonderful new friends. This site is amazing and i'm truely glad I joined. Thank you so much for all the comments, shouts, messages, ratings and gifts you have all sent me. Not to mention all the love you all have shown. Big hugs to you all! MWAH! Love ya, Jackie

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ok so work is good but why do the twekers flock to gether i mean dam like you see one and then there are 4 they like multaply bye 4 dam man they see the cops they run to one side of the building its great i finley got a show to look forword to every night makes the night go bye but why why do they have two sell in the dam building i have to fucking work win they do that do you no how much dam papper work there is invovled in it ya its great to watch them twitch and run arund looking at the lights but dam it the papperwork gets out off hand if you actully think of it it makes no sense and and man its fun to mess with them get you a red laser pen and flash it around them omg get ready to rull on the floor laughing your ass off cant tell next time you go to a casiono just do it and like at 2 am lol well i am out you all have a great day and ty for reading P.S watch out for the asian kids man they will get ya.

Just Read It!
This new version of the "footprints" story really caught me off guard at the end...What a blessing JUST READ IT! FOOTPRINTS..A New Version Imagine you and the Lord Jesus are walking down the road together. For much of the way, the Lord's footprints go along steadily, consistently, rarely varying the pace. But your footprints are a disorganized stream of zigzags, starts, stops, turnarounds, circles, departures, and returns. For much of the way, it seems to go like this, but gradually your footprints come more in line with the Lord's, soon paralleling His consistently. You and Jesus are walking as true friends! This seems perfect, but then an interesting thing happens: Your footprints that once etched the sand next to Jesus' are now walking precisely in His steps. Inside His larger footprints are your smaller ones, you and Jesus are becoming one.

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Possessed with levering Hell's gates wide Liberating knives to cut Humanity slack My ambition is to slay anon A sinner in the hands of a dirty God Who lets Me prey, a Gilles De Rais Of light where faith leads truth astray I slit guts and free the moistest faeces Corrupt the corpse and seize the choicest pieces Her alabaster limbs that dim the lit carnal grin Vaginal skin to later taste and masturbate within "My heart was a war-drum beat By jugular cults in eerie jungle vaults When number thirteen fell in My lap Lips and skin like sin, a Venus Man-trap My appetite whetted, storm crows wheeled At the blurred edges or reason 'till I was fulfilled Whors d'oeuvres eaten, I tucked Her into A grave coffin fit for the Queen of Spades She went out like the light in My mind Her face an avalanche of pearl, of ruby wine... Much was a flux, but the mouth once good for fucks Came from retirement to prove She had not lost Her touch I kissed Her viciously, maliciously, reli

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Do you ever get the feeling that chatrooms were invented for the insane? I do. Rooms filled with so much dysfunction they make an episode of COPS look normal. Rooms of bitchy people not even talking about the chatroom's subject just ranting on how so and so screwed them over last week by talking to so and so who lives 2,000 miles away.Like Mr. Lost in California is going to be able to help Miss My Life Sucks in Louisiana with her issues with Mrs. I'm a bitch in New York. Ugghhh! Talk about a bad experience. I get this crap everytime I go in the room of my choice,Catholic Chat. Sure,while I have online friends in there,I still find loons who live their life through a chatroom and who hold online grudges for a Century. LOL Get over it! If the room is a religious one,talk about religion or hell,talk about your favorite Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavor (I love Chunky Monkey) But for the love of Goddess....save the drama for your mama! Sorry I'm ranting but sheesh! People in chatrooms ne

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Trying to get to 250 votes to get a morph made. Any and all votes would be much appreciated. Didn't realize when I signed up to get this I had to get votes. LOL! So please humor me and help a gal out! Thanks bunches! >

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“I like to watch,” my girlfriend Elle said and stuck her chin up and out like she always does when she feels like she wants to challenge me or flirt with me or both. “I’d like to watch you with another man,” she said to me her chin still up, her eyes going all sparkly. We were, I recall, making a late breakfast. Elle held a cantaloupe in her hand. I held a mug of coffee in mine. Elle’s chin jutting and her assertion, “I’d like to watch”; that was how it started. It wasn’t like I hadn’t been with a guy before; it was just that I hadn’t been with one recently. Elle knew my history—the late nights of heavy drinking and minor drugging with my college theatre group that would inevitably devolve into the splintering couples of various configurations and sexes, each of us pairing—or sometimes tripling— with another and traipsing off all tipply into the night. She knew that I’d been manhandled, that I’d done some manhandling, and that I liked it. She knew too that I hadn’t done it in

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do you know how it feels when youlove a woman with every fiber of your being and she doesn't love you that way? do you?or how it feels to want them so bad that sometimes it hurts only to hear those dreadful words ....i just want to be friends? do you? or do you want to spend the rest of your life with someone only to hear i think more of you as a brother/sister?do you? do you know the agony of loving someone and watching them slowly fall in love with someone else? do you? do you know how it feels to be tired of living?do you? john mellenkamp sang"life goes on after the thrill of living is gone"and when possibly the last love of your lifedoesn't love you that's all life does it just goes on and on and on.but,i won't quit!i will not go quietly!!so if you read this i want you to find a person who is all alone.tell them you love them put your hand out and pull them up and introduce them to another. start a spark you might discover fire,and you just might save yourself too do you know how g

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I dunno who sent me the secret gift on here but whomever it was thank you thank you thank you it was sooooooooooo sweet!!! I'm speechless i dunno what to say other then thank you n wish i could personally thank you :( Much love! Sue

Nipple Clamps
I had myself a little freak out last night, and went to bed with a million things clamoring for my attention, one of which was my husband. It’s about That Time of the Month, and hubby wanted to make sure he could slide in *cough* before the deadline.I was so not in the mood. I was exasperated, frustrated, irritated and completely unable to focus. I wanted to. His dick looked marvelous. His lips were soft and inviting. And then my mind would wander off into cranky land, and I’d have to yank it back again. Even THAT started to piss me off. Finally, my brain caught up with itself and said, “Hey, stupid, how about some nipple clamps?” -insert screeching of full brakes here- Oooooooh. Hey, you’re brilliant! Thank you, I try. So Jack applied the agonizing nipple clamps, gloves off, oh yes. Full alligator clips pinching tightly into your nipples gives you AMAZING powers of concentration. I don’t know how well that would work during a college exam, say, but it works really well in

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A Real Bitch
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.* A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it*.A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in. A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out.* A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.*A real bitch tells you we need another shoot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.* A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.* A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight! A simple bitch seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real bitch seeks to take care of all your problems, rather it be a gun,a knife, whate

~~ Winners For The Sexy Couple Contest Are....~~
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Bbw Love Train
Recent readers: anthony 1 member is On TAP CherryTAP Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! the goddess member is Stepped away remove friend subject: BBW Love Train (Please Repost) (repost) date: 2007-01-10 09:43:15 Show your love for BBW's if you are one or love them. Post your link below the next one TheRH ( BBW Lover ) @ CherryTAP Ornrylilshedevil @ CherryTAP ~BROWN EYEZ~ of the redmex family @ CherryTAP TAZZY~CTK @ CherryTAP JezzyBelle @ CherryTAP *Masterbation queen* @ CherryTAP Vampress_7 @ CherryTAP ~ WildCat~ @ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'TheRH ( BBW Lover )' on '2007-01-09 10:42:02') (repost of original by 'Ornrylilshedevil' on '2007-01-09 10:55:31') (repost of original by 'TheRH ( BBW Lover )' on '2007-01-09 18:26:29') (repost of original by 'rubias in the bbw contest vote for me cherrytap.com/1321370790' on '2007-01-09 18:34:58') (repost of original by 'TheRH ( BBW Lover )' on '2007-01-09 22:40:4

When Your Broken...
Wake up to a sunny day, not a cloud up in the sky Then it starts to rain, my defenses hit the ground And they shatter all around, so open and exposed I found strength in the struggle Face to face with my trouble When you're broken in a million little pieces And you're trying but you can't hold on anymore Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believing in yourself When you're broken Little girl don't be so blue I know what you're going through Don't let it beat you up Heaven knows that getting scars Only makes you who you are Only makes you who you are No matter how much your heart is aching There is beauty in the breaking Yeah When you're broken in a million little pieces And you're trying but you can't hold on anymore Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believing in yourself When you're broken Better days are gonna find you once again Every piece will find its place When you're broken, when you're broken When

This Is Crazy
subject: Rough Sex DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED: (repost) date: 2007-01-10 05:05:39 Rough Sex DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED: Body: Body: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....whi

Beard
I haven't trimmed my beard for over a month, by way of a scientific experiment to discover exactly how fuckin' manly I am (beard length divided by time equals manlyness quota) I'm not sure, but I think it's starting to plot the downfall of man. Or at least the invasion of a small principality. Watch out Andorra. Apologies to anyone expecting anything profound. But then, if you got past the subject title and STILL where hoping for a glimpse of my soul, you got everything you deserve.

"let's Try It My Way..." - New Story
“Baby, are you asleep?” “Unnnhhh…” He mumbled an incoherent response that she took as a yes. “Damn,” she thought, “I so wanted you in me…” She kissed his forehead, trailing her lips down the side of his head to his ear, hot breath escaping to tickle him. “Ohhh, hello there…” “Did you wake up?” She pressed a couple more kisses on his skin, the side of his neck, onto his chest. He made those beautiful little noises for her, the ones that made her so freaking hot. She went back up to his lips, kissing softly. “You’re awake, but are you up?’ “I wish I was, but I’m so tired. I couldn’t do more than just lay here. You don’t want that…” She could hear the truth in his voice, but it didn’t make her any happier. “Fine, I’ll let you sleep, but don’t be surprised when you wake up in the morning…” “I look forward to it. I love my little alarm clock.” His words slowed and softened, his breathing deepened. She stood by the bed, just looking at him until he started making his slee

Would You Believe This ???.....how Coincidental...........
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THIS ???.....HOW COINCIDENTAL........... Thought you would enjoy this little blurb of information! Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.