A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, MÃdam, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.
She replies, If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 221.
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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm.
The wife turns over and says I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?
