~~~ Close Call ~~~ 01, 09, 2007
I was a very happy person.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.
She was twenty-two, tight miniskirts, generally braless.
She would bend down when near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister phoned and asked me to come over.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!
Yes ...it is a joke...
