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4 All Of My Krazy Leo
Today's Leo Horoscope July 23 - August 22 You choose your friends with great care, and although you have a lot of them, the best ones are there because they're intelligent, witty and entertaining -- not to mention trustworthy. So when a friend totally surprises you with an amazing display of affection, it's going to be an especially delightful moment. Better slip some tissues in your pocket, because one of those moments is en route. Romance Your charm and your intelligence are formidable. Make sure you're not subtly using them to intimidate your honey into a decision that they're not quite ready to make. Let them get there on their own. Technical It doesn't really matter what you're doing throughout the day, as you will doubtless enjoy your work. You've got a knack for squeezing fun out of any situation, and right now it's supercharged.

Last Day On The Job!
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he

When We Miss You...
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hur

Yur Zodic
CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny. PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely wired but in a good way LIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! GREAT in Bed. CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. By far the BEST in bed. EVERY PERFORMANCE. AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers. ARIES Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. TAURUS Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extre

Wanton Slut...
She walks into her bedroom and is grabbed from behind. Before she knows it, there is something wrapped around her eyes and she has been pushed to the bed. As she bounces on the bed all she can think is that she should have locked the side door. She snaps back to reality with the sound of her blouse being ripped open, buttons flying everywhere and her nipples being squeezed through her bra. Her skirt comes off next, then her hands and ankles are tied to each of the four bed posts. She pictures herself from above, blindfolded, reduced to bra and panties and tied to the bed, ready to be taken. She is aware that her panties are getting wet. This has always been one of those fantasies she never admitted to anyone else. Yet she struggles against her bonds, little realising that her squirming only makes her more desirable. Her nipples are pinched again, this time painfully. As the pinching stops, the blood rushes back to her nipples bringing a half pleasure, half pain sensation. She

Tiger Woods
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what a

He Is So Sweet!!!!!
You know how you will tell someone you want something to eat, not really to eat, but because it sounds good at the moment? well galen and i were lying in bed watching tv and i told him that peroigis sounded real good. I didn't want to get up and make some, so i went to sleep. Can you believe that he got up at midnight (with migrane, kidney problems, and being sick with a cold) and made me some. Isn't that the sweetest thing you have ever heard? He said not to tell anyone because he doens't want his reputation ruined.

This Will Warm Your Heart...
Just when you have lost faith in human kindness: This letter was sent to the principal's office after an elementary school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady had received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today! Dear Faculty and Students: God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received this one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen t

Cabbie And A Nun
A nun gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes! I'm single and Catholic!" "OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," asks the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun

Life Sure Ain't A Bowl Of Cherries
Well, here I sit with racing thoughts going thru my mind. Never a good thing. So I thought maybe I would just write some of them down. Just recently I tried to kill myself. I tried because my life is just so down. I feel like I just excist and nothing more. I feel like I make bad decesions all the time, that will disappoint 1 of my loved ones or more. I've been feeling this way for a while now. I beleive I can't do anything right. And I was in the stake of thought that my son and husband would be better off without me, then to have me continously disappoint them. But they got me to the hospital and got the pills out of me in time, I guess. I'm still in a bad state of mind, but I am seeing my theropist again. Hopefully I can change my train of thoughts. I did make a promise to my son and husband, that before I get to that place again, I would go back to the hospial. Well, I guess I've done my theropy for today. Be back later.

Mommy's Black Sponge
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

What Starts With F And Ends With K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd gr

4 Women
4 women walk in a therpasts' office and the doctor looks at the first women and says "you're in love with money! b/c you named your child penny" looks at the second women and says "you're in love with alcohol! b/c you named your child brandi" and the third women is says too her " I see you're in love with sweets! b/c you named your child Candy" the 4th women grabs her child and says "come on dick lets go"

Every Drop...
every drop... i gaze down upon an object of sheer beauty. i take my fingers and caress it lightly feeling it getting harder and longer against my touch. something about the way it grows amazes me that it can be so soft and spongy one minute long and hard as steel the next. i take it into my hands, kissing the head, licking it gently i rub it slowly across my lips, my face. inhaling the scent of him deeply into my nostrils the intoxication of him makes my head spin and my pussie throb. how can i explain the way it makes me feel when it begins to throb inside my hand, inside my mouth that feeling i get when it is first inserted inside of my hot wetness the moan that escapes my lips when it goes deep. the pulsation's, the penetration, the stroking that it produces in and out, deep, deeper inside me hitting spots that i never knew existed. heat rising.. head spinning.. pressure building.. then that moment when i can't breathe no longer knowing if i'm a

7 Year Old Explenation Of Sex
This is how a kid explains sex: Little Travis was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Travis, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, travis described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them

The Good Kind
Artist/Band: Wreckers Lyrics for Song: The Good Kind "Do you wanna run away together?" I would say it was your best line ever Too bad I fell for it And I walked alone Waiting for you to come along Take my tortured heart by the hand And write me off Do you know I cry? Do you know I die? Do you know I cry? And it's not the good kind You forced me to become strong When I just craved being weak Yeah,yeah And you think you know And I would like to think so But do you know that when you go I fall apart Do you know I cry? Do you know I die? Do you know I cry? And it's not the good kind No, You're not the good kind I'm tired of hiding behind these blind eyes I'm tired of this smile that even I don't recognize Do you know I cry? Do you know I die? Do you know I cry? And it's not the good kind Do you know I cry? Do you know I die? Do you know I cry? And it's not the good kind Do you know I cry? Do you know I die? Do you know I

Leave The Pieces
Artist/Band: Wreckers Lyrics for Song: Leave The Pieces You're not sure that you love me But you're not sure enough to let me go Baby it ain't fair you know To just keep me hangin' 'round You say you don't wanna hurt me Don't wanna to see my tears So why are you still standing here Just watching me drown [Chorus] And it's alright, yeah I'll be fine Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine Just take your love and hit the road There's nothing you can do or say You're gonna break my heart anyway So just leave the pieces when you go Now you can drag out the heartache Baby you can make it quick Really get it over with And just let me move on Don't concern yourself With this mess you've left for me I can clean it up, you see Just as long as you're gone [Chorus] You not making up your mind Is killing me and wasting time I need so much more than that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Chorus] Leave the pieces when you go Oh yeah Leave the pieces

Friendship
Friendships come and Friendships go Like wave upon the sand Like day and night Like birds in flight Like snowflakes when they land But you and I are something else Our friendship's here to stay Like weeds and rocks and dirty socks It never goes away! A BEST FRIEND A best friend is always there, whether you need advice, or a pep talk, or even a shoulder to cry on. A best friend listens with her heart and is always honest with you, even though the truth may not be what you want to hear. A best friend knows all your secrets, understands your fears shares your dreams. A best friend never stops believing in you even if you give up on yourself. you are that kind of friend to me. And no matter what happens, you always will be. You are my best friend.... my forever friend.

Pregnancy Advice Column
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs? A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all. Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant? A. Have sex once a year. Q. My blood type is O-positive and my husband's is A-negative. What if my baby is born, say, type AB-positive? A. Then the jig is up. Q. My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this? A. Your therapist. Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A. With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it's the flu, you'll get better. Q. My brother tells me that since my husband has a big nose, and genes for big noses are dominant, my baby will have a big nose as well. Is this true? A. The odds are greater that your brother will have

What Would You Say
If I told you I loved you what would you say Would you tell you’re sorry you don’t feel the same way Or would you smile at me and say you never knew And admit that all along you’ve loved me too We can put an end to all this confusion Now we know are love isn’t just a delusion Its real it’s strong and comes from the heart From this day on we’ll never be apart I love you so much words can’t explain From this love alone we have a lot to gain

I Have Found My Child
As many of you know I didn't get my youngest son for the holidays like i was supposed to and I served him with contempt paperwork. He doesn't think that the law will touch him and he thinks that i will be the one to get in trouble. Well anyway. I have found my son; however, I had to get the new address and phone number of where he was from my mother. he told my mom that I was afraid i was going to yell at him and damn straigh I want to so bad, but at least i know where he is now.

Californians
You know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. Add another dollar if you live in San Diego. 11. When you drive illegally, they take your driver's license but if you're here illegally, they want to give you one. 12. Your car insurance costs as

Proud Service Men And Women Contest
Proud Soldier ContestLadies and Gentlemen this is your chance to prove to all the Cherries that you are Proud to be a soldier and to represent your branch of Service. Still Taking Nominations the contest has started. Rules Fully clothed...Sorry!!!. Males or females are welcomed. Show your pride. You may comment bomb yourself This will be based on comments because some people do not know how to play fair. Submit link to your picture in a private Message to me RedMex ~THE Dark CHICANA Queen of The RedMex Family@ CherryTAP This contest will begin now and will end 1-18-07 at 12 midnight...(subject to change).... Check here for pics of the Proud Soldiers Proud Service Men and Women If you want to still enter and think you can catch up to the rest message me. Prizes 1st Place 2nd place 3rd place Good Luck to all as always RedMex THE dark Chicana Queen of RedMex Family

Too Late
Too many things happened, Too many things have been told. And when I look at you all everything I do is bad. I tried. It seems like it's not enough. Now you see all I asked was you’re love... Even if you beg on your knees, It won't do me anything, you’re to late... And all the things we did together... It was all nothing... Let me alone You’re too late to help me... You have wasted you’re change forever... It wasn’t the same no more I can't take it no more...it is getting too much It ain’t good if I play this game any longer. I am going my own way. Our path ain’t one no more... Deep inside where I’m going... Don't come there no more. Why are you chasing me? What are you doing to me? I finally was that far that I could say: 'I can let you go' Now you see that you need me... Without me your life is empty Cause I would give everything up for you.. And I know I still love you I just want it that I could come back But you know it's pointless... It's too

Inside
Inside the world it is hard to find Someone who cares about you. Even when I made plain mistakes You were here to help me see them through. You helped me with my problems (that all seemed to concern love) You helped when I needed it There is much more I can think of. You have always told me what I was And made me see who I really could be. You showed some aren't worth it And some did not deserve me. You always were there when I was ready to cry. You sat there with your tissues And looked me straight in the eye. You never pushed me away from you You always let me in. Even when I began to change Accept was all you did. You are the reason I am still here And that I am not gone. Without you I would have surely "Fallen" And I would never have the chance to get back up. You are my family. You are my only true friend. And we will always be like this Before and after the end.

Moms Ladies Guys This Is My Thoughts On Life
SUBJECT : Slide Down The Banister Of Life As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember . 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending mac

A Montana Cowboy...
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra high resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within secon

Because Of You
Because of you... I found out what it meant To really love someone As much as I love you. Because of you... I learned there was more to life Than just what I saw And all I see now... is you. Because of you... I know what it is to feel special And have someone love me For who I am in every way. Because of you... I discovered what the word LOVE meant And to me LOVE is The way I feel when I see you.

If I Only
If I only had words that held enough value to them to explain to you how I feel about you. This is the best way I can portray my feelings and have them truly mean something because it's from the heart. What I feel for you is impossible to put into words, I wouldn?t be able to put enough emphasis in the words "love" or "care." I couldn?t even begin to describe to you what it feels like to be this in LOVE with you, my world is turned around and upside-down. I think of you when I can?t see you, I listen for you when I can't hear you. I close my eyes, feel your smile taking every dream I ever had, and turning it into reality. I would give you the world in your hand if only you didn?t already hold my heart. I would do ANYTHING to make you happy! When I see you close to me I get lost in your eyes such beauty and honesty, I hang on your every word as your voice carries to my ears and makes a mark on my soul. I can feel your hands

Eternal Love
FOR EVER YOURS Your love overwhelms the velvety depths of my inner soul with a warmth beyond the realm of conceptualization. Gazing into your stary eyes, exquisitley sculpted by God Himself... a captivating perfection I love to find myself lost in. One gentle touch from your soft hand purifies my heart with an amazing beauty and liberates my spirit to soar through the jeweled heavens where the angels adore our love. Forever and Always; the only times my innocent heart yearns to be intertwined amidst the wonderful sweetness of yours. Eternally in love...Forever Yours

What Is Love
When two pairs of eyes meet if the two hearts begins to beat then it is love When you look at someone if your eyes glow and the face is lit with happiness then it is love When you close your eyes if someone sits on the eyeball and smiles at you then it is love When you close your ears if someone stands on the earwall and greets you, "Hi" then it is love When you close your mouth if your lips whisper something to someone then it is love When you shut the door of your heart if someone is still found inside then it is love.

Real Friends
To my friends!!!! No offense but...People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as...My so called friends

Listen
Why didn't I listen to what they said? When I thought about it, I was filled with dread They told me to be careful in all I do I didn't believe it, this couldn't be true He said he loved me, & didn't want to hurt me It was all a lie, now I see If I listened to my friends from the start He might not have left with most of my heart I thought it was different, the love to last How did this happen? Why did it end so fast? I won't be the last, and I wasn't the first How did this happen? Why am I cursed? They said it's his loss, but I still don't see Why? Why did he do this to me? I'll do my best, and try to move on Even though it feels like my heart is gone Now I know to listen to my friends For they will be with me in the end

Women And Men - What A Difference
A man is a person who - if a woman says, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself." - lets her. A woman is a person who - if she says to a man, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself.", and he lets her - gets mad. A man is a person who - if a woman says to him, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad - says, "Now what are you mad about?" A woman is a person who - if she says to a man, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" - says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you!"

What I Want In A Man
*Original List* 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover What I Want In A Man - *Revised List* 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public 3. Works steady 4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting 5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Usually wears matching socks 8. Knows not to buy champange with skrew-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down 10. Shaves on weekends

Scream
I walk into a room and scream out loud And no one even turns there head I look at all the hateful faces Glancing at me as I walk by I'm unwanted, unneeded, unloved. I didn’t even deserve to have the Life I have been given. I walk into the bathroom And sit on the floor Mascara dripping like black tears Down my face I reach into my pocket To get the only thing That can relieve me of my pain And use it once more... ...But going a little farther this time Because the blood won’t stop And as I gasp my final breath I whisper to you all Will you notice me now?

The Rules
1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules can change without notice. 3. Males cannot know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects that the male knows ALL the rules she must immediately change SOME of the rules. 5. The female never bears the blame for being wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that the male did or said which was wrong. 7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind. 9. The male must never change his mind without the consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must always remain calm unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must never let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. If the female has PMS, there are no rules. 14. The male cannot diagnose PMS.

Kid Humor
~ Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned ~ * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. * When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. * Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. * You can't trust dogs to watch your food. * Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. * Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. * Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. * School lunches stick to the wall. * You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. * Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. ~ ~ ~ Subject: Kids' Surgeries Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?" The second kid said,"I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about, I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up t

Cut
slit my wrist and watch it bleed This suicide attempt I didn’t succeed The cuts may fade but the feelings remain I just want to forget this feeling of pain But the pain never ends and the cuts get deeper When will this end I feel so much weaker I lay there and cry myself to sleep each night I hate how I feel it’s just not right!

How To Know If Are Ready To Have Children
Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken glass.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream. (This could wake a child at night.) Grocery Store Test:< Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. Dressing Test: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside. Feeding Test: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to i

Training Courses For Men
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop & The Sponge. 2. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet 3. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed 4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead 5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain?: You CAN tell the Difference 6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away 7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, You Can Throw It Away 8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore! 9. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime 10. Accepting Your Limitations: Haveing Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It 11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink. 12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash The Towels! 13. Bathroom Etiquette III: How Tell ou're About to run out of Toilet Paper! 14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 5-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill 15. Retro? Or Just Hi

Worry
This pain is too much I can’t take it anymore No longer wanting to live I grab a knife a stab it into my chest The blood spills out My body is going numb And now I’m falling to the ground Everything is going black My breaths are stop'in Now I am dead So now you will no longer Have to worry about me...

*gifts For Men*
Christmas Gifts for Men: these *RULES* will surely be a big help for buying your man a Christmas gift: RULE #1: When in doubt, buy him a cordless drill. It doesn't matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17, and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why. RULE #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word "ratchet" or "socket" in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey, George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "Okay. By the way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one knows why. RULE #3: If you're really broke, buy him anything for his car: a 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer, or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why. RULE #4: Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook, but they will barbecue. Buy him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the gas

Feel
If I only had words that held enough value to them to explain to you how I feel about you. This is the best way I can portray my feelings and have them truly mean something because it's from the heart. What I feel for you is impossible to put into words, I wouldn?t be able to put enough emphasis in the words "love" or "care." I couldn?t even begin to describe to you what it feels like to be this in LOVE with you, my world is turned around and upside-down. I think of you when I can?t see you, I listen for you when I can't hear you. I close my eyes, feel your smile taking every dream I ever had, and turning it into reality. I would give you the world in your hand if only you didn?t already hold my heart. I would do ANYTHING to make you happy! When I see you close to me I get lost in your eyes such beauty and honesty, I hang on your every word as your voice carries to my ears and makes a mark on my soul. I can feel your hands

*kid Proverbs*
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with: Better to be safe than....... Punch a 5th grader. Strike while the....... Bug is close It's always darkest before....... Daylight savings time Never underestimate the power of....... Termites You can lead a horse to water but ...........How? Don't bite the hand that....... Looks dirty No news is....... Impossible A miss is as good as a....... Mr You can't teach an old dog....... math If you lie down with dogs, you....... Will stink in the morning Love all, trust....... Me The pen is mightier than....... The pigs An idle mind is....... The best way to relax Where there is smoke, there's....... Pollution Happy is the bride who....... Gets all the presents A penny saved is....... Not much Two is company, three's....... The Musketee

Day By Day
Day by Day I gaze at you Day by Day I wonder why Day by Day I long for you, Inside my soul would cry. Day by Day I talk to you Day by Day I sigh And Day by day Im without you Day by Day i die. Through the glass i look at you Contemplating why you do what you do My heart telling me it must be you. My heart that speaks to me so true. It tells me, tells me i love you. But i know, I know this cannot be. We are just too differant you and me on differant levels of the status tree I know, I know we'll never be I mourn true love ill never see. Standing outside the place you live, I've nothing but my heart to give. The feeling so strong it makes me sick. My flame of passion already lit. Maybe this time ill cross the street, Or maybe even our eyes to meet. All i know is your the one, My moon my stars, undying sun. Your beauty the wisest could not explain, Your heart i could not hope to tame. I ask only you give me a chance, My heart an overlooking glance

We Need A Wold Wide Forum On Population Growth Now
We need a Wold Wide Forum on Population Growth NOW As Walter Kelly said in his cartoon POGO. " We have met the enemy and he is us." We must do something to limit the number of children born because in the next 50 years, with the perceived advances in longevity, the World's population will double like it did in the last fifty years to 13 Billion people. Benjamin Franklin told a new America that we must do something about slavery now or it will cause a disaster in the future. Another 6.5 Billion people on our planet is going to cause an awful lot of problems. Howard Scott Pearlman Please CLICK Below CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today "

Excerpts From The Hickbonics/english Dictionary:
HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting. Usage: "Heidi, y'all" HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, Hireyew?" BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage:"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." BAMMER - (noun) - The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements." MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts." THANK - (verb) - Ability to cognitively process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage: "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin'

Food Spoilage Test
THE GAG TEST Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night). EGGS When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. DAIRY PRODUCTS Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it is already. MAYONNAISE If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled. FROZEN FOODS Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled - (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife. EXPIRATION DATES This is NOT a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on groceries. Perhaps you'd

Kids And God
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you are always talking about Verge n' Mary. ~~~ 3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~ A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife." ~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three time

Jumpstart Ur Carreer Now
Eight Resolutions to Enhance Your Career By Jaclyne Badal The Wall Street Journal Online Careers are easy to neglect. If the paychecks keep coming and the boss is tolerable, most people get into a routine and direct their attention elsewhere. While that's an adequate way to put bread on the table, it probably won't win you any big raises or promotions. So, whether you're hoping to stay at your current employer or thinking you'll move to another firm at some point, here are eight job resolutions to help you jumpstart your career in 2007. • Create a board of advisers: Find two or three people you admire, and take each one to lunch a few times this year, says Dale Winston, chief executive of recruiting firm Battalia Winston International. Look to your advisers for counsel, feedback on your career progress and introductions to new people or ideas. The ideal board will include someone at work who understands your company better than you do, someone within your industry who

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Every time anything happens say, "Now that's what I'm talkin' about." Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." Dont use any punctuation As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme Put mosquito netting around your work area

Kids Views On Life
NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" TOILETS: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago." YMCA: A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever se

All About Moms
The following are answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I

None
For many years I've searched the earth, I have been looking for someone like you. From the very minute of my birth, fate has been at work too. Who knows what the future holds, but I hope you are a part of it. No one can stop how the heart molds, but I bet in your hands it's a perfect fit. From the moment we spoke it was magic, your sweet southern charm set me free. Time talking with you is pure joy with every tick, to touch your skin would be heavenly. I can't wait to see you and look in those eyes, we both deserve so much happiness and joy. I'll promise to never utter any lies, and you'll never be just my toy. To kiss those lips and brush back your hair, that feeling of a connection will live forever. To know that I'm special to you and you care, is something that I've felt.... never

Stupid Questions
Who was it that said, "There is no such thing as a stupid question."? Here's proof to the contrary. These are questions that people actually asked of Park Rangers around the country.(Source: Outside Magazine, May 1995, pp. 120-121) Grand Canyon National Park Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it? Is the mule train air conditioned? So where are the faces of the presidents? Everglades National Park Are the alligators real? Are the baby alligators for sale? Where are all the rides? What time does the two o'clock bus leave? Denali National Park (Alaska) What time do you feed the bears? Can you show me where the yeti lives? How often do you mow the tundra? How much does Mount McKinley weigh? Mesa Verde National Park Did people build this, or did Indians? Why did they build the ruins so close to t

Ewww
YARRR!!! I've really got nothing to say at this very second. Although... I do believe my dad is cheating on my mommy. =[ 23 years. And now cheating? Shame shame. But if I am right... then really, there is no hope for anyone. My mom and dad were.. for sure the march made in heaven. I was going on my dad's laptop. Which is against rule number one in the house. And it was on already. I looked at the web page he had open and it was adultfriendfinder.com (ew) anyway... he isn't the standard member. He is a gold member. So he.... paid for it. Gross. Ugh. I know mom wouldn't be okay with that. How could she be? ugh. So I don't know if I should tell her or anything. That sure would be awkward. [EDIT]: I had way too many 'like's in here.

Cab Driver
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mommy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work," she replied. The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative. After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?" "They mostly become cab drivers," she replied.

A Place To Be Heard And Read...
Our very own Bryant McGill@ CherryTAP has created his own forum for artists of all mediums to explore and reach out for positive feedback from others. You should really go and check it out sometime. I have posted some of the same blog postings that I have posted on here (and not received a tremendous amount of feedback on CT) and received quite a bit more positive feedback on Bryant's site. McGill Community: Renaissance Vision, Originality & Creativity Check it out and let them know that I sent ya! BTW, you will see many other CT bloggers on this forum as well. Have fun!! Blessings... Kat

Idiots
IDIOTS AT WORK: This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren't working. He also requested that we report future outages by email. (Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?) IDIOTS IN TOWN: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed

Results Are In
I called the doc's office yesterday afternoon and was to there is no evidence of malignancy. So its negative.. So know just to get the stitches out next week . it's not a pretty site watching a me scratch at my breast all day lol. Just want to take this time and thank everyone who was there for me. It really meant alot to me. much love jen

Words Women Use
"FINE" This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. "FIVE MINUTES" If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. "NOTHING" This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine." "GO AHEAD" This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" "THAT'S OKAY" This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mista

The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in he room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, .go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by , the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room a

Low Uhh Count!!
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

9 Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the

Expressions For Women On High Stress Days
Expressions For Women On High Stress Days 1. Is it time for your medication or mine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 5. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 6. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? 7. Allow me to introduce myselves. 8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 9. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? 10. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 11. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. 12. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Stress Diet
Stress Diet MY FAVORITE STRESS DIET A diet designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day. BREAKFAST: Grapefruit 1 Slice whole Wheat Toast 8 oz Skim Milk LUNCH: 4 oz Lean Broiled Chicken Breast 1 C Steamed Spinach 1 C Herb Tea 1 Oreo Cookie MID-AFTERNOON SNACK: The rest of Oreo's in the package 2 Pts Rocky Road Ice Cream, Nuts, Cherries and Whipped Cream 1 Jar Hot Fudge Sauce DINNER: 2 Loaves Garlic Bread 4 cans or 1 large pitcher of Coke 1 large Sausage, Mushroom and Cheese Pizza 3 Snicker bars LATE EVENING NEWS: Entire frozen Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) RULES FOR THIS DIET: 1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do. 4. Food used for medicinal

Fishing Trip
This man and his son went on a fishing trip out on the lake. After they had been out there a while, the dad reached in the cooler and pulled out a beer. The son asked,"Daddy can i have a sip?" The dad ask,"Can you touch you dick to your butthole?" The son said, "No." Later the dad pulled out a fatty and lit it up. The son asks, "Dad, can i have a hit?" The dad asked, "Can you touch your dick to your butthole?" The boy said, "No." Later the son pulled out some homemade cookies, and the dad asked, "Son, hand me one of those cookies." The boy asked, "Can you touch your dick to your butthole?" The dad replied, "As a matter of fact i can." The son said, "Good. Then go fuck yourself, Granny made these cookies for me."

Stupidly Funny
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes ‘slap and tickle’, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great,

Weight Loss: No Quick Lasting Fix
Lately I've been seeing and hearing a lot of commercials for weight loss products -- most of them offering fast and lasting results. Of course we all know that that isn't the complete truth. What are these ads telling our children and those who have self-esteem problems based on appearance? The ads are, in a way, telling them that they could be happier if they lost weight; and if they use this product, it will happen almost overnight. Losing weight takes work. Like a million other people I've tried the weight loss pills --stackers (which actually did work), slim quick, the green tea ones, to name a few. The thing is, if you want to lose weight you have to change your eating habits and probably activity level. The numerous pills are diet aids, not solutions. For a long time I did the stackers but didn't change anything else. I was like a lot of other women --wanting the perfect body that was so commonly seen on tv. I grew up believing that that is what all men want--the size 3 waist,

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

Hippie!!
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but

My Crazyness Of Today (cronicals Of An Alcoholic)
I feel like Im in a dream! I dont know if its because I continue to drink and the stress or what! Im stuck in a battle n Im the only one on my side! He said she said! Who would have guessed something so simple could ruin someones life!N take tons of there money,Plus drive em into alcoholisim! Im perplexed in my mind as to who is all involved! So far its exes but could it be ex friends too? Have I some how pissed so many people off That I used to know from just not talking to them cause they create circles? Iv lived in an area Away from most people!(It's rare that anyone knows where that is!) Time is so against me And I cant tell what all is lies But I can see many quite clearly! n now my emails that were sent to me are gone n I dont know how or why! It just adds to this game that people enjoy doing just to fuck with me! I cant even get in my myspace today! wtf is going on like seriously? So much bullshit I found out Yesterday (Then all I get is more lies) Fucking grea

Catholic School Girls
Catholic School Girls -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" Th

Elderly Couple
An elderly couple is sitting in church. The woman says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The man turns to her and says, "Well, you can start by changing the battery in your hearing aid."

Cracks Me Up Everytime
A mother is pregnant with triplets. There are two girls and a boy. SHe is standing in a quik-e-mart one day, when the shop is robbed. She is shot three times in the stomach. The doctor tells her the babies will be fine, but with some odd side effects. 13 years later, she is fixing dinner, and the oldest, a girl, walks in sobbing. The mother says,"Sweetie, whats wrong?!" The daughter replies,"I was going to the bathroom and a bullet came out!!!" the mother tells her there is no need to worry, and sends her on her way. The next day as the mother is cooking dinner, the second oldest, a girl, walks in sobbing, "Mommy, I was going to the bathroom and a bullet came out!!!" The mother tells her there is no need to worry and that the same thing had happened to her sister, then sends he on her way. The next day, the mother is preparing dinner, and her youngest, a boy, walks in sobbing. The mother is prepared for him to do this, so she says,"Honey its ok, I know tha

Mumms
This is where I ask you,the loyal supporters of The New Dark Age a small question?Have my Mumms been decent,and worthwhile?I'd make a Mumm on this,but I feel it'd violate the unspoken "no irrelevant Mumms" rule.So here,I ask this.

100 Bucks
100 bucks for sex Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!" Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety

Yea!!!!! But Funny
A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young student replies, "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask,"Nurse are my testicles black?" Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says,"There is nothing wrong with them." Fnally the mans pulls off his oxygen mask and replies "That as very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"

Poor Guy!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Little Johnny And April!
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teac

Genie In A Bottle?
Matthew 24:45-46 “Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season? Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.” It is sinful for us to ask God to prove Himself by a miracle or sign, though I guess we have all done it. Jesus said, "A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a miraculous sign! But none will be given it except the sign of the prophet Jonah." I pray that God would find us faithful and unashamed of what we do in His name. Have you ever done something like asked God to perform something supernatural to confirm in your heart that He is listening or that He is God? Confess that as unbelief, and ask His forgiveness. Ask Him to give you faith that loves Him just because He is worthy of your allegiance! When I became a Christian, I made an initial decision because I figured that if I lived my life as if there is a God and find out that there isn'

Son Of A B***h!!!!! Hehehehe
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of

Let Me
let me hear your soul breathing, in a sensual whisper in my ear. let me taste the honeys of your soul in full dawn, let me to take refuge in the warm delight of your sensual embrace. let me smell the aroma of your body. let me whisper to you softly my unconcluded symphony of love let me explore your universe in the heat of soft kisses let me enter into your being through the door of your heart let me discover the hidden secrets of your soul.

Pretty Damn Funny Joke!
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Texas A & M. Go figure. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word “Timbuktu.” The San Francisco State graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: “'Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination -- Timbuktu.” The audience went wild! How, they wondered if the redneck could top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited: “Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one

Spy Coins?????
Good Morning…. I have to laugh….. Spy Coins are topping the news stories this morning on msn. The so called “Canadian Spy Coins”! Here is a thought to make it Canadian at least have a Canadian figure or imprint on it. The photo on msn shows a silver dollar carried by American contractors doing business and dealings in high security areas. The Silver Dollar is that of the Eisenhower style. Again, why call it Canadian? The photo shows the coin split in two with a hollow center. The center is where the spy chip comes into place. The report goes onto to say they do not believe that it is Canadian Government behind this deal but goes on to name three likely candidates. First off this is goofy…someone has been watching too many James Bond films…Secondly Canadian? Third point and this really does not need another point visited, but aren’t US Contractors screened and checked thoroughly before they enter any area deemed high security? The device is supposed to track and monitor every movement o

Thursday Trite
We do what we must, and call it by the best names. - Ralph Waldo Emerson To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. - Oscar Wilde Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Love
U and I Every bit of our love Brings warmth to my heart Because you are someone special I knew it from the start You give a reason The joy of each day Waking up each morning without a delay I think of what you might be doing As early as it might be The sun shinning through the branches of the trees Reaching my window The light seems so bright Bringing life to the flowers Breaking the night My thoughts start wondering As they often do But most of my thoughts ARE CENTERED ON YOU I think of the future And what they will be Me holding you And you holding me Hand in hand no matter the weather OUR LOVE WILL SHINE As we face life TOGETHER

Man Code
I cant take cedit for this as i saw it on a bulletin but found it so funny i had to share it!Except #11 which i thought was just fucked up! This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up

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The Time It Felt Good To Sleep
Beavis and Butt-Head, Friday The 13th, Headbanger's Ball, random horror flicks...hell, whatever the hell we wanted to watch. Music, in all it's glory was made available to us. It was a great world in which to live. We didn't care about the big "real world" that most adults loved to drone on and on about. We laughed at it. We bit our thumbs at it and gave it much in the way of disrespect. This is the way our society raised us. Look out for number one...no complications. Video games for all! Play away, kids! You're gonna be rock stars someday and we'll give you the means to do it all! Yes, that's it, here's American Gladiators! Go and watch a buncha pituitary retards fire nerf balls at the dudes Daddy works with as they try to make their ways through obstacle courses in tights and foam-rubber helmets. Even after just about everyone I cared to spend my time with moved away to other parts of Louisiana, I spent my time loitering at the local Circle K. I had just dried out and was star

People Don't Lie...do They?????
Chapter 2 The Case of the Missing Wife and the Woman Who Replaced Her I was a brand new, Notary Slash Certified Signing Agent. I had my stamp, my notary journal, a new briefcase loaded with pens and all the appropriate notarial certificates. And I had about five notches on my belt to prove it. In all, I was driving an old Jeep that I did not dare park in anyone’s driveway, fearing it would leak oil into a nice little puddle, but I could get to just about any address in the Nevada interior. If it had a mailbox, if it had a washboard road, if it was in the middle of nowhere, I could get there in my Jeep. If I got stuck somewhere in the desert sand, my Jeep would get me out! If I couldn’t get over it, I could get under it, or around it, or blast right through it in that old tank. But there’s some things a Jeep just won’t do. The signing was to take place at a home nestled against the Sierra mountain range. It was a gorgeous area, known for its beauty and the views wer

Livestream Cam 4 De Gouden Kooi ( A Dutch Tv Program)
Now Streaming CAM 4. Pick another CAM: CAM 1 CAM 2 CAM 3 Above the livestream directly from the Villa "de Gouden Kooi" ("the Golden Cage"). It's a TV show from the Netherlands. So please be aware of the time difference (CET = Central European Time). And yes we sleep at night too. ;) It's about 8 people who live in a million dollar villa. The last person who stays in the house wins the villa. Will it last over two years the winner gets the million dollar villa and a million dollar in ca$h... It's a bit like BigBrother only no one knows when this show will end. I'm sure you'll have this show later too. Did you know the inventors of Big Brother where Dutch? Like me... lol

Pain
So confused and sad I really just don’t now what to do Mt parents are fighting again They started smoking and drinking Then I get hit Broken promises Empty lies I just sit in the corner and cry My best friend is thin and sharp The marks he makes upon my arms As the blood drains down my arm I feel calm Then the pain comes again and I scream for help No one hears my screams No sees my pain All those secrets that I hide Broken promises Empty lies Someone help me out of this life

Mum
I hate the way you always lie, you do it yourself, then wonder why. The way I deal with things, I’ve learnt from you, I know you don’t believe me, but yes, it’s true. You expect me to do things right when you’ve only shown me the wrong. I wish it could be different, bit you’ve waited far too long, you wonder why I act this way, I’ve learnt it form you, and now I don’t want to stay. You think you know me, but you don’t, you think I’ll tell you, "No, I won’t!" If you really loved me, you’d be willing to find out, but because you’re hypocritical, I just want to scream and shout. I wish you’d stop, just for me, I really shouldn’t have to plead, I only know what I’ve been taught, don’t deny it, you’ve been caught. You see what I do, I know you don’t like it, but you should see you. Now you’ve shown me way too much, I don’t want to learn, I’ve had enough! I’m not going to repeat after you, I’m going to be different, because I want to. If I listen to you, I might do someth

Livestream Cam 3 De Gouden Kooi ( A Dutch Tv Program)
Now Streaming CAM 3. Pick another CAM: CAM 1 CAM 2 CAM 4 Above the livestream directly from the Villa "de Gouden Kooi" ("the Golden Cage"). It's a TV show from the Netherlands. So please be aware of the time difference (CET = Central European Time). And yes we sleep at night too. ;) It's about 8 people who live in a million dollar villa. The last person who stays in the house wins the villa. Will it last over two years the winner gets the million dollar villa and a million dollar in ca$h... It's a bit like BigBrother only no one knows when this show will end. I'm sure you'll have this show later too. Did you know the inventors of Big Brother where Dutch? Like me... lol

Hurt
Confused Sad Hurt, and abused…. Confused Sad Hurt, and abused Blood filled cries, Scarred filled wrist Nothing left but my goodnight kiss You lied to me, Once again You left me alone, without a friend Confused Sad Hurt, and abused A drifting soul, a broken heart Nothing left of me, to rip apart Please don’t walk out that door Help me clean my blood off the floor Confused Sad Hurt, and abused A hating love, an empty mind Nothing left but hate and this knife I pierce the knife through my chest I lay there and bleed 4 my eternal rest Confused Sad Hurt, and abused Scar filled cries, Blood filled wrist Nothing left not even a kiss I ripped the knife through my soul Gave everything up, and paid my toll I was confused, sad, hurt, and abused

Father
Father, he went out to pray for all the souls that have now decayed and mother, to his side with haste to join his plight, be it as it may. With a pedal stool, step upon this stage and let your hatred out with all your rage. pray for salvation, may they be saved a new beginning for them, there will be other days. Flocking towards whence they came beneath the grounds they now lay maggots feasts upon their decay and flies now hover around their graves. Exchanging her love for hate the mother on the ground she laid wishing that was her fate her life to live with the faithfully departed.

Fight To Live
If you really loved me If you really cared You wouldn’t abuse me You would be there I stand by you As you hit me in my face All I ask is for you to stop it And remember your place The pain it hurts But it’s not why I cry It’s not the bruise that scars Or makes me want to die Its every night I stay alive Living in this hell in fear Every night I make another incision All of my red tears Is this really what counts? Is it all that matters? You’re taking away all my beliefs And cutting is my only relief You didn’t only break my hope You smash my heart This is my life That you keep making fall apart

Hate
You are happy I hope you are, You made me happier than I’ve been so far, You put a constant smile on my face, There’s no-one else who could take your place. To make me feel so good inside, 12 months ago I could have died, But now I’m happy like I should be, I wish that you could only see. The things that you do and say, Leave me in complete dismay. To think that is what I’m like, I thought I was only full of spite. But now I’m just a happy girl, Living in this f*cked up world, Things have changed and that is great, To live without my hurtful hate.

Rip Paul
My heart is confused My heart is week Every time I think about it I fall in too deep On your ped Skidding around No one knew what was going to happen Until you hit the ground Blood everywhere Tears in people’s eyes If it wasn’t for your breaks failing You would have survived Why it happened No one knows Only the good die young Every good life goes I can imagine you now Shocking your barz Bunnin a zoot Munching your mars You were so cute But now you’re up above us An angel in the sky With your mum and dad We all have to die I will see you soon babe This isn’t a goodbye forever Just for now Until were all together In my heart you will stay xxxx RIP Paul

You
Every morning when I wake up The first thing I think of Is you I think of your eyes And your smile that lights up a room I think of your laugh And the way you look at me I have never been this happy I'm always thinking of you Not a day, not a morning goes past When i don't think of you It's only been a short time But you still mean the world Your hugs warm me up Your kisses fill me with love Everything about you is just so perfect Just what I always wanted You are my everything

Never
I’ve never knew this is how love felt, After all the pain and the struggles that I went through, But having you in my life, I never thought I would ever smile again, Because I never thought someone would actually love me too, But everyday when I wake up, I thank god for having you in my life, Because I wouldn’t be who I am today, But us being together had made us be strong people, Because we stopped causing each other pain, I don’t know what I would do without you in my life, Because I thought I would be fine whenever we said goodbye, But I realized I can’t be without in this world, Because you’re the reason why I gave love a try, But I know there are times that I don’t say anything, Because I’m afraid of hurting you or the thought of breaking your heart, But you always jump into conclusion first, Because you always think I meant to break you apart, But I love you and I never felt like this before, And I know action speaks louder then words, So please be patie

Forgotten
Forgotten not lost Begotten not made Left behind By all souls Do theses creatures even have souls? These things Should be Left to die In their Deadly Poison Wake They did this to me Tore me from my life Screwed me up inside Free me from this hell Kind at first Kill them next Burn in hell

Sweetest Poison
I lay here staring at the ceiling Thinking...that’s driving me mad Because the only thing I can think of Is the sweetest poison I’ve ever had I loved you once but that dissolved And now there is nothing I can do Because the thing that’s getting so bitter Is the sweetest poison of you No matter how hard I try I will never have you back Because I no longer hear your voice It’s the sweetest poison that I lack I will never forget you Or my feelings that some how lack I loved you so much baby I just want my sweetest poison back!

From The Book: Smoking Saved My Life (well, Not Really)
It was late, I was tired and I was cranky. It was also below freezing and there was “pogonip” in the air. For those who do not know what “pogonip” is, I can’t wait to inform you. You just won’t believe it, but it’s true. Pogonip is the Washoe Indian word for “white death”. It is unique to my area and its what happens when: the temperature drops below freezing, AND, there is a humidity factor nearing 100 percent. That humidity, at below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, crystallizes in the air. And it hangs there. Until you breathe. And then it enters your lungs, melts, and becomes pneumonia. Doubt it? Come live here for the months of December, January, February and March. It can even happen in JULY! So, to make a short story long, I was driving out the Pyramid Lake highway, which, for the Reader’s edification is one of the most desolate stretches of road in North America, at 9pm on a Friday night. I would have much preferred to be sitting in Foley’s Pub warming my hands on a

True Friend
never understood what really happened one second you were here and the other you were gone. I was only 14 but I believed in you like no one else ever believed in you. You told me everything; I was like a sister to you. Within the years, you told me everything you were going through. I knew where all this was getting at, but no matter I said, no matter what I was doing, nothing changed. Your mind was already set; there were nothing I could do! Now you’re gone, and every minute that is passing by I’m living in guilt. I’m feel guilty, I feel like everything is my fault. I knew it, I knew what you were going to do, and I didn’t stop you. Within the last few days I’ve cried like I never did before. Every tear I’ve been crying since you left me, is just a depressing way to remind me that I’ve lost the biggest part of me, that I’ve lost the only one in who I truly believed. Every single one of those tear is just a way to remind me that I’ve lost a true friend!

Evidence For Creation
EVIDENCE FOR CREATION (as compiled by Creation Evidence Museum - Dr. Carl Baugh) THE FOSSIL RECORD Evolutionists have constructed the Geologic Column in order to illustrate the supposed progression of “primitive” life forms to “more complex” systems we observe today. Yet, “since only a small percentage of the earth’s surface obeys even a portion of the geologic column…the claim of their having taken place to form a continuum of rock/life/time…over the earth is therefore a fantastic and imaginative contrivance."(1) “The lack of transitional series cannot be explained as being due to the scarcity of material. The deficiencies are real, they will never be filled.” (2) This supposed column is actually saturated with “polystrate fossils” (fossils extending from one geologic layer to another) that tie all the layers to one time-frame. “To the unprejudiced, the fossil record of plants is in favor of special creation.” (3) 1. John Woodmorappe, “The Essential Non-Existence of the Ev

Never Ending
Gushing, rushing all down my arm. I didn't mean to cause this much harm. Never-ending blood all through the day, I just can't turn away. Nothing ever felt so right, when pressing the razor and watching me die, and leave all the tears I had cried. Lied all the lies you lied. Nothing ever felt so right, when you walked outta my life after that last fight. Never-ending blood pumps through my veins, the pain making me insane. Kiss my dreams a sweet goodbye, I hope one day all of you die.

The Monster In Me
The monster's back tonight. I didn't run or hide fast enough He leaves wounds No one sees, But me. He’s hurting my soul with cuts so deep He’s killing me inside, so I silently weep I scream for your help But you don’t hear As I fall to the floor He leaves me with fear Then I pick myself up and Stand in front of the mirror Using makeup on my face To cover up the bruises Then fix my hair in place I stare into my reflection As my eyes start filling with tears I wish you were here I start hitting the walls I then curl into a ball And cry myself to sleep

Dark!
I can not see It’s too dark to think I’m so scared Can’t find any of my friends they all left me I’m sitting here all alone Crying and crying but nobody knows No one cares enough to see the pain burred in me All the secrets that I hide So I tell them to my knife He talks back and tells me I’m worthless That no one cares about me They’re just going to let me bleed As my pillow turns a dark red I know tonight I will meet my death One more cut and I’ll be gone All I see is dark.....

Hevan And Hell
Fading Heart, Screwed up Mind Scared of what I’m going to Find In his draws or under the Bed I swear if he has, I'll go of my Head! People telling Stories of Heaven and Hell Well guess what, I’m there and it ain’t that Swell! Wishing Wells and Chrystal Balls Dwelling Pasts create Shadowy Halls I'm sick of this Life, I want it to End I'm thinking of doing it all over Again

Carbon Dating
Subject: Carbon Dating A less-common form of the carbon atom, carbon-14, is used today by scientists as a method to date once-living organisms. Many people believe that carbon dating disproves the Biblical time scale of history. However, because of the difficulties with current C14 dating techniques, the dates produced have been shown to be faulty. Carbon-14 is produced in the upper atmosphere by action of cosmic rays. Once the C 14 has been formed, by converting nitrogen-14 into carbon-14, it behaves like ordinary carbon-12, combining with oxygen to give carbon dioxide, and freely cycling through the cells of all plants and animals. Carbon-14 is used for a dating material because once it has been formed, C14 begins to decay radioactively back to nitrogen-14, at a rate of change that can be measured. As soon as an organism dies, the C14 atoms which decay are no longer replaced by new ones through respiration. Consequently, the ratio of C14 to C12 in that once-living organism decr

Is This The End
Is this the end... When I wake up in the middle of the night crying. Is this the end... When I find out everyone is lying. Is this the end... When I find the one I love killing my soul. Is this the end... When I find out I don't have a soul. Is this the end... When I take this knife to my arm. Is this the end... When I don't want to live. This is the end When everyone I know Turns into someone I hate. When I cry all night. When I die with all my might...

Understand
I don't understand, I don't know why, Why you did this to me, Why you wanted to die. I can't understand, Cuz it hurts like hell, To think you felt so terrible, And couldn't even tell. I won't understand, It was just so wrong, You didn't have to leave me, As though you don't belong. Now I feel so empty, And everywhere I turn, There's always something missing, For you I always yearn. And it hurts me very much That you didn't say goodbye, Just left one day without me, Left me here to cry. I don't understand Why you felt things were that bad, That you just gave up everything You ever knew or had. I'm sorry I didn't know, I'm sorry I wasn't there, Now I'm here all alone, You left, it's just not fair. I can't understand, How could you die When I need you so much? In return, you make me cry. I won't understand Why you took your life away, I'll never make it without you, It will never be okay... Dedicated to someone very special, I mis

Even In Death
Some people say that I’m crazy to believe that you’re not gone. Give me a reason to believe that you’re gone. You promised me that you'd be here for me. And now your dead..... but ... I see you... and I feel you here and now... with me as I write this for you. Some say I’m crazy to believe that you're here. They feel you haunting me. They don’t hear you singing to me. So I’ll stay forever... Even in death you'll never leave me I’ll sleep forever... To keep you right here... holding me.

It Hurts To See Him...my Brother.
Fellow CherryTappers, I am in the mood to blog. I was looking at a picture of my oldest brother, Adam. I felt as if I were about to cry. He isn't the same any more. He is a young 36-year-old man who took for granted his health. Adam had a stroke back in March of '06. He left Hemet, CA to Sacramento, CA on Valentine's Day and we trusted that he'd be fine. He never took good enough care of his diabetes and hypertension/high blood pressure, just shrugging it off, you know? And, now, he's paying the price for his carelessness. Its like looking at an empty room; there's nothing there. He used to wisecrack all the time, with his New York accent...oh, how he sounded slick with the streak of city life in him. And now, he can barely talk. He's like...mentally impaired. Mentally retarded....and it kills me so much. Its just life if he died. My brother isn't my brother any more. We can't talk like we used to. I miss him so much. I am so sad because I look at him while he's barely trying to unders

"coal: Evidence For A Young Earth"
"Coal: Evidence for a Young Earth" Abstract: Evolutionary theory requires millions of years in the formation of coal in order to afford time for the development of living organisms whose fossils are found in coal deposits. However, laboratory and field research has demonstrated that coal is formed rapidly and in vast quantities. These vast coal deposits are unsullied by other material. The conclusion is drawn that actual research indicates a young age to the Earth that contains such coalified materials. Introduction "If coal takes millions and millions of years of heat and pressure to form, how is it possible that creationists are teaching that the earth is only a few thousand years old?" This is a commonly asked question among individuals seeking answers about the age of the earth and the universe. Research has been done by several creation organizations, as well as independent scientists, in order to answer such questions. The evidence actually shows that coal does not ta

Broken Angel
All alone bruised and battered... Broken heart smashed and shattered The boy she loved has gone away Never to see the light of day.... She took the blade and the gun This to her was deadly fun.... Since her beloved soul mate.... The love she felt was just to great All the times she would cry Only thinking I want to die.... All she wanted was to rest Her broken heart in her chest.... She closed her mind her soul her eyes Now to heaven her soul would rise.... There standing by the gate.... This was it this was fate The boy she wanted far so long This is where she belonged.... She turned around just to say.... Goodbye forever it was meant to be this way

Why
You were the first to say, "I Love You" I was the first to cry I gave you my heart and soul In return you gave me a bunch of lies And the final good-bye Everytime I hear our song More tears fall to my floor I need to know- why? What did I do to push you so far? Will I ever know? Better yet- will you ever care? One last thing to bother you with... Did you know... I stil love you?

Teardrops Of Blood
Here comes the rain, here comes the pain you’ve got nothing left, your hopes and dreams slain... Reality kicks in, the crying begins, this is your punishment, for all of your sins... You can’t accept it, this doesn’t fit the crime, not in your mind, but it does in mine... Everything’s shattered, all torn apart, your sorrow is my work of art... The teardrops run out, you fall in the mud, dead but still crying... Teardrops of blood....

From The Book That Has Yet To Be Published: Saving The World One Loan At A Time
Ch. 5: A Patio Is a Phallic Symbol. At Least In This Case. Some things are just not right and nothing on earth can justify them. I knew upon my arrival at Mrs. Klein’s home that this was the Case, and that something was amiss. Deeply. Irrevocably. Yet I could not for the life of me put my finger on it. But the feeling was immediate when I saw that she was dressed in a filmy white gown. And it was after Labor Day. Worse, she had on white shoes! To make the omen even more ominous, her red hair was piled on her head as if she were just “going out to the garden” and that this was all perfectly normal. I felt like I had arrived for a dress rehearsal of “Wuthering Heights.” She graciously invited me in. Tea was already prepared and waiting for us on a real, genu-INE, tea cart. A more dangerous contraption I cannot imagine! In my mind,I could see it careening down the hallway, because I immediately became obsessed with the fearsome notion that I might dislodge it from i

The Earths Magnetic Field
The Earths Magnetic Field Many people know that the earth has a magnetic field, but few are aware that this field is shrinking. This decrease has been measured over a period of 150 years, and the rate of the decrease shows that something very earth-shaking took place less than 6000 years ago. The fossil record contains evidence of great disturbances in the field that give us an idea of the magnitude of the geologic events during Noah's flood. This fact sheet answers some common questions on this subject, beginning with basic questions about magnetism and ending with some current theories about geomagnetism. What's a magnet? Everyone knows what a magnet is, or what a magnet does. An invisible force (the magnetic field) attracts iron objects. This force can be very strong. A better question is ``Why does a magnet attract iron objects?''. For this we must take a look at what a magnet is made of. If you take a bar magnet and break it in half, you end up with two smaller bar mag

Sex Drugs And Puppets
well, this being my first blog i had better say hi ... hello there well, thats got the niceties over and done with. i am back after a considerable absence. Avenue Q rocks!!!! hence the title of this blog woooooooooooooo

Pirate Poetry: Of Sea And Shore And Nevermore
Feeling a little whimsical, I thought I would try this out...What do you think I should call it? What should the title be? The Crow named it for me! Brilliant Title! Thanks you old Buzzard! Of Sea and Shore, and Nevermore A rogues gallery I walk past, and I, I spied t' mizzenmast. And off I was, in my mind's eye, cast off the lines, that ever try to keep me chained. Come about and then tis time, to prime the guns and then to hail, the sun. And I breathe easy for the race that's done. 'Tis no sight, that's e'er beheld what's better, than the morning to starboard. And as she clears the harbor She rears above and then I hear, The cry of gulls and a lark, who, lonely, tells his tale. My hair, All wet, from the morning gale, Whips me awake. A call from shore, and I look behind, And my heart leaps as I rush to haul, The line. The rogue that I’d walked past, Might have been, my heart’s last Chance. And he waves and calls that He’d never seen a beau

I Never Know Why....
Hear I lay still and breathless just like always still I want some more mirrors sideways who cares what's behind just like always still your passenger chrome buttons, buckles and leather surfaces these and other lucky witnesses now to calm me take me around again drive faster roll the windows down this cool night air is curious let the whole world look in who cares who sees anything I'm your passenger I'm your passenger drop these down and put them on me nice cool seats there to cushion your knees now to calm me take me around again just don't pull over this time would you please drive faster roll the windows down this cool night air is curious let the whole world look in who cares who sees what tonight roll these misty windows down to catch my breath again and then go and go and go just drive me home then back again here I lay just like always don't let me go take me to the edge

Contest
i am going to start a contest next week the hottest females and the hotest males if you want in let me know b4 next week send me a private message preferably with the pic u want to enter it will be judges by ratings and deciding vote comments if there is a tie

Ok So Cough Em Up...
Today is my birthday.. so i want all the hugs and kisses.. i am being realiztic here, lmao.. if ya like me, ya got no money, and besides i think hugs/kisses are better.. unless ya wanna make me something, then i will be really tickled as i love hand made stuff, means the person really put some thought into your gift, they know you, they love you and that kinda thing.. so cough em up!! kisses and hugs dang it!!! lmao..

We Don't Need Them
I believe Alice knows that his fans LOVE and ADORE him......He does more than most in his shoes!!!!! He deserves to be in that hall but maybe his hall of fame is US!!!! They will never listen to his "disobedient children". So let them stay BLIND....WE DON'T NEED THEM!!!!!

You Are The Moon
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take

Some People
Okay, I confess. I’ve been dithering for the better part of a week tying to think of something to say that will be sparkling and entertaining and interesting. No pressure there *g*. Some people tell me to write about what’s going on in my life. Hmm. It just isn’t glamorous to say that I’m......( no comment) Love and romance. Passion, and that three letter word, S.E.X. We love reading about it. We love talking about it. And we especially love writing about it. All of it! So give in to Temptation. Spend some time with your favorite Now and then, love needs a little magic to help it on its way. Sometimes passion weaves its own spells, to transform lives and make wonderfully impossible things happen

How Do I Tell You ?
HOW DO I TELL YOU?? HOW DO I TELL YOU YOU ARE MY LIFE HOW DO I TELL YOU YOU ARE THE BEAT OF MY HEART HOW DO I TELL YOU YOU ARE MY BREATH HOW DO I TELL YOU YOU ARE THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS HOW DO I TELL YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY SOUL HOW DO I TELL YOU ARE IN EVERY THOUGHT HOW DO I TELL YOU YOU ARE EVERY CELL IN MY BODY HOW DO I TELL YOU YOU ARE THE REASON I LIVE HOW DO I TELL YOU YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I GUESS I JUST SAY I LOVE YOU AND PRAY YOU HEAR AND KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH I LOVE YOU MY KAT MY DESIRE AND AM COMMITED TO OUR LOVE OUR LIFE OUR FAMILY !!

Now What
“Where are you?” Queen Una of the Daoine Sidhe passed her hand over the Well of Sight again and again, the scenes before her changing with each motion. First a small village near the sea, then a bustling city, a faery ring, a park with a lovely, placid lake … but she didn’t find what she was looking for. She searched for MacKenzie McCallum, a young woman for whom she felt a particular responsibility because it was her fault the lass had been exiled to the human realm nearly two hundred years before. But at least wee MacKenzie had been given the chance to live as a human instead of a dog. Una had changed her from a wolfhound to a woman all those many years ago … granted, it had been done in a fit of pique against King Finnbheara, and extending MacKenzie’s life sevenfold may have pushed the boundaries a bit, but still … The lass should be embracing life with every breath, though Una was sure MacKenzie was moping about somewhere like some sort of bridge troll. “She cannae

Stay There...the Begining
Have you ever wanted to put yourself in the hands of a man whose sole purpose is to give you pleasure? The words flashed across Morgan O’Malley’s laptop screen. She sucked in a sharp, shocked breath. She’d met this man in an online chatroom less than three minutes ago. How could he know that? He must have guessed, had to have guessed. She hadn’t told him anything about herself, not one single thing, except her name and the fact she wanted to interview him for her cable TV show. But even through her stunned silence, he kept peeling back the layers of her secrets. Do you want a man to see inside you, all the way to your fantasies, the darkest ones you don’t even tell your friends about, and make every one of them come true? A surge of arousal coiled in her belly. Her palms began to sweat. Morgan swallowed hard. In the silent living room shadowed with the many colors of dusk, Morgan squirmed on the black leather sofa, shoving desires she didn’t dare admit to the back of

Stay There................................................
Jack will want to inspect you before you leave. He won’t let you set foot outside until he’s convinced you can pass the test. He takes protecting clients seriously.” The idea of Jack inspecting her made her stomach jump. Jack was gorgeous, and the fact he was a dominant man only intrigued Morgan more, despite her wariness and fear. Securing the long blonde wig in place, Morgan pushed the thought away. She was just tired. Lord knew she was stressed. She would not be having sex with Jack, so his sexual preferences made absolutely no difference to her. Someone pounded on the door. Morgan started, her heart racing. Had the shooter managed to follow her here? She cut her gaze to the window, hoping it might prove to be an escape route. Then the door opened. Jack entered, wearing a ratty T-shirt and faded jeans, a backward baseball cap, and a false moustache. Those few external changes made him look considerably different. But she still couldn’t miss his pissed-off expression.

Stay There ....
Morgan woke to an unfamiliar room pervaded by shadows. Mosquito netting draped the warm, well-used bed. Beyond that, an old-fashioned kerosene lamp on a nightstand with mission-style lines dimly lit the room. Where was she? Blinking, she sat up with a creak. She frowned when she saw purple leather stretched across her torso and hips. Purple leather? Her? It wasn’t uncomfortable…but had to be discomfiting to be seen in. Why the hell was she wearing it? Then she recalled. Her stalker shooting. Master J—no, Jack—to the rescue, his gaze eating up her flushed skin, his hands on her body. Still, she had to thank Alyssa for the shocking get up. It, along with Jack and his outrageous behavior, had gotten her out of Lafayette alive. A downy beige comforter warmed her legs. Black sheers floated at the room’s lone window, made transparent by the silvery moonlight. A stout dresser of warm, old cherrywood sprawled against most of the wall beside the window. Turning her head, Morgan s

Stay There
Morgan leapt from the tub, grabbed a towel with shaking hands and wrapped it around her, covering as much of herself as she could. He’d seen her—and everything she’d done! She turned back to the window, eager to assure herself Jack had had the decency to leave and give her privacy, now that she’d caught him being a voyeur. But Jack still stood there unblinking, shirtless, his massive chest rising and falling with harsh, tightly controlled breaths. Worse, he watched her with a hot, predatory gaze. Completely sexual. Totally lacking in apology. His gaze told her that she aroused him. He wanted her. He meant to have her. Period. The ache between her thighs she’d tried to quench pulsed back to life. Morgan squeezed her eyes shut, struggling against the morass of feeling swirling inside her. Desire and fury galloped in her stomach. They raced neck in neck, mortification a close third. But at the finish line, fury won. Damn him! Jack might have saved her life, but that didn’t ent

How To Save A Life
How To Save A Life The Fray Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose t

Perfect
She concentrated on her body, the cool air on her exposed nipples, the bra lifting up her breasts like a proud offering. She focused on the crotchless panties that didn’t quite cover her ass or stop the gush of moisture rushing from her vagina to coat her inner thighs. She felt the thigh-high stockings hugged her in every way, emphasizing the small square of cloth covering her damp curls. Nervous, yes. But far more aroused. And determined not to examine what she and Jack did or judge their actions. If it sounded good and felt good, she’d just do it. That all sounded good, but without any idea what Jack might want—demand—from her, Morgan waited, aware of the ache of erotic fear and need building, building inside her. Jack opened the door wearing black leather pants—and nothing else. His eyes walked all over her, starting at the swollen mouth she’d been chewing on for the past ten minutes, down the pale slope of her breast, gliding over the flat of her bared tummy, then zoomi

My Primary
I've been thinking of changing my primary pic. Tony the Tiger seems to be getting old. I tried "Mikey" from The Life Cereal commercial from years ago. That didn't seem like a good one to me. Now I'm thinking of going back to my morph pic. What do you think I should do?

Hello
TO ALL MY FRIENDS HELLO THIS GIRL OUT IN THE CONTEST SHE IS SWEET AND SUCH A NICE LADY AND SEXY TO THANK YOU IF YOU CAN HELP HER IF NOT i UNDERSTAND IT IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=284749&albumid=174693&i=4057352042

Kink It Up
So you like it in reverse? Good for you. The problem is, she might be scared sh*tless of the idea. This makes your job extra hard: Not only do you have to remove all the old ideas, but you need to replace them with new, convincing ones. Your first port of call before embarking on an anal adventure is to know your bum business. This does not mean watching anal porn for tips on how to slam her. You need to have a clue what you are doing. Look up instructions on the net. How to introduce it: When you think you have a clue of how to do it properly, bring it up. A simple “Have you ever had anal sex and enjoyed it?” works. There are only two answers to this question. If the answer’s “yes,” ask if she would she like to do it again. If the answer’s “no,” ask if she would be brave enough to try it with you. Pull out your instructions and educate her. Every woman can enjoy anal sex if it’s done right. The orgasms are different, and can be quite intense. Pull out your instructions. S

Good Night
MySpace Icons It's time to say good night - I can't believe how addicting this place can be :-) and what kewl people I have met already. Thanks to all my friends that have made 'CherryTap' so much fun and my favorite place to hang out.... till later.Have a GREAT tomorrow. xoxoxox

Introduce Her To The Kinky Side
Men pulling out sex toys? Hang on a sec -- that’s supposed to be the woman’s job. Times are changing, and it is entirely acceptable for a man to declare his longings for sex toys -- even huge cock shaped ones -- to be introduced into the bedroom repertoire. It is great to have a man who isn’t insecure about it. Just be careful when pulling out butt plugs or prostate massagers because she is unlikely to be familiar with these. A vibrating plastic vagina might be on the weird side, and she may not know how to use a cock ring, or have ever seen a French tickler before, but no doubt she will embrace them with enthusiasm once given a quick lesson. But what if she doesn’t? There is a small chance she might think you are weird, in which case, you simply need to educate her so she is no longer afraid of the strange objects you wish to bring into the bedroom. The first step is to talk about it, especially if the toy is not standard issue vibrating material. How to introduce it: Ask he

Introduce Her To Knky
you like wearing a thong when you go to dinner? Or being tied up and spanked? Well, you’re certainly not alone. The trouble is, in our oh-so-modern sexual era (not!) bringing up fetishes and kinky pastimes with your new lover may not go down too well. At best, she will grin seductively and reveal that she too loves to do those things. At worst, she will think you are a pervy-weirdo creep and unsure if she should see you again. If the former happens, well that’s great. The latter? Read on friend. I don’t want you or your new girl getting your pink frillys in a twist. women like kinky sex Even the most prudish woman can be connivingly convinced to partake in the most lascivious and lewd sex acts. Don’t believe me? It’s entirely possible. Despite rumors, more often than not, women are actually deviant sex goddesses waiting to be released from their good-girl prisons. The main factor when introducing new games to the bedroom is preparation; there should be very few surprises. This mea

A Thank You Letter From A Lee Roy Mercer Fan
Dear Mr. Lee Roy Mercer,I wanted to write and thank you personally for helping me out with a problem.Awhile back me and my Dad were having some problems. We 'butt heads' alot because we're both so stubborn. {I got it from him!}We weren't exactly on speaking terms at the time.I 'lurk' on alot of Tony Stewart forums. That's where I saw your post on the new Nascalls CD that was coming out. I preordered it as soon as I got a link to your site. I laughed so hard while listening to it that I took it over to my parent's house and me and my Dad went for a ride and listened to it together. It was one of the best times we ever had! Listening to Tony get fired up had my 'ole man laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes!All is cool now.Thanks again!Lisa Read more from LEE ROY MERCER'S on the road JOURNAL

Hurting
I am not so good today. I am very tired and exhausted emotionally. I think that my heart has been broken for the last time. I care about someone very much. It goes so much more deeper than that though. I truely love her. There is no other way to say it. I love her so much that it hurts not to see her. Everyday I wake up and think about her and how much I miss her and I am so sad that I wake up alone and without her. I miss the way she sounds sleeping in the bed next to me and the way it feels to have her lay against my chest. I have no choice but to accept that this is how the current situation is and that I have to wait and hope every moment of every day that it will change. I miss her so much. I spend my days waiting and praying that she will talk to me. It doesnt have to be about us but just about anything. Hey how was your day?, Whats up?, any thing. The silence hurts the most. I have not delt with this situation that well. I just dont know how to. I have never car

I Hate Murphy's Law...
There are just some days that you just know cannot get any better.... I went to bed last night believing that i did not have to bartend this morning... i was working this evening... fine and dandy. I reset my alarm to go off around 1:30pm to give me some time to clean up around the apartment... (sounds good to me lol). I was estatic... get some nice sleep for once .... about 9:45am i am rudely awoken from my nice warm bed to discover one of my best friends (and coworkers) rapidly banging on my front door... "wilum what are you doing?" I asked... to which i was told... "You're suppossed to be at work right now." "No im working at 5:00pm... " "No YOU"RE working NOW" I jumped up and called my bar. The bartender even checked the schedule while i was on the phone... i was SUPPOSSED to be at work... Dumbass i am was suppossed to work 9-5 today when i thought i was working 5-1.... Shit... I got dressed and ran to the bar... By this time i was an hour late... Th

Part 2 Forgot Sum Stuff
SORRY I FORGOT TO ADD SUM THINGS : ****** IF WE TALK AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK VIA PHONE, TEXT MESSAGE,SHOUT BOX,COMMENT ETC.. U WILL NOT BE DELETED.. CUZ I UNDERSTAND LIKE MYSELF PEOPLE GET BUSY AND HAVE LIFES **** HERES THE LINK TO MY CURRENT CONTEST I'M IN AND IF YOU COMMENT/RATE LEMME KNOW IN PRIVATE MESSAGE OR COMMENT AND I WILL MAKE SURE TO RETURN THE LUV. THANKS AGAIN ..CLICK ON DA PICTURE ..

Golf Any One?
Rules for Bedroom Golf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to

The Liger
This is a small article about a Liger in a Wildlife institute in Florida. On a typical day he will devour 200 LBS of meat, usually beef or chicken, and is capable of eating 100 LBS at a single setting. At just three years old, Hercules already weighs half a ton. He is the unintentional result of two enormous big cats living close together at the Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species, in Miami, Florida, and already dwarfs both his parents. "Ligers are not something we planned on having," said institute owner Dr Bhagavan Antle.. "We have lions and tigers living together in large enclosures and at first we had no idea how well one of the lion boys was getting along with a tiger girl, then lo and behold we had a Liger." These two cats don't normally have the opportunity to breed in the wild, as most lions live in Africa and most tigers in Asia. He is a 50mph runner... Not only that, but he likes to swim, a feat unheard of among water-fearing lions. In the

Your The Meanin In My Life
your the meanin in my life, the gentleness and the strength, the promise of the sunrise that makes every moment new. your the meanin in my life, and the warmth, the light that fills my heart with every loving thought of you. your the meanin of my life through the changing seasons. your the destiny and purpose that i couldnt do without. your the meanin in my life, and i'll always be so greatful, for you've shown me, just by bein you, what love is all about.

Population Me
Yeah it sucks when you think you are on top of the world and then the rush of feeling important fades away in the blink of an eye. so I'll cut to the chase and say that I am gonna take time off of here until I get the proper respect and attention I deserve.

Forever Yours
the shooting star in the night, makes me wish with all my might. that i had you right here to kiss, for being with you would be a bliss. i wish that i could be with you now, but i have to get there and i dont know how. i want to keep you, for my love is true, and i want to spend my life with you. it is you who makes my sun shine bright, it is you who i always dream about at night. i wish that we would never part, for you are all that is in my heart.

Things That Make U Go Humm.... Delete Time
SO HERE WE GO AGAIN !! I AIN'T SUPRISED . OK AT FIRST I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT,WELL I BEEN WATCHING MORE AND MORE AND WELL HEY IT PISSES ME OFF A BIT SO LEMME BREAK IT DOWN..AND IF BY CHANCE YOU DON'T SEE MY BULLETINS OR WHATEVER THEN U KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN DELETED !!! - FIRST OFF I REPOST ALOT OF Y'ALLS BULLETINS,HELP YOU IN CONTESTS,HELP YOUR FRINEDS,GIRLFRIENDS,BOYFRIENDS, ETC.. (U GET THE POINT,IF YOU DON'T WE DON'T NEED TO SPEAK PERIOD.) IN THEIR CONTESTS OR HELP THEM LEVEL UP BLAHZAY BLAHZAY BLAH - SECOND: I ASK YOU TO REPOST MY BULLETIN AND AT LEAST DROP SOME COMMENTS AND NADA, DO PEEPS FORGET WE CAN VIEW WHO LOOKED AT BULLETINS AND BLOGS ??? HUMMM ..MAKES YA WONDER.TO THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN BOMBING U KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I THANK YOU SO MUCH,AND AS FAR AS COMMENTING/RATING GOES THERES BEEN VERY FEW,AND I MEAN VERY FEW TO MY SUPRISE ...AGAIN Y'ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE AGAIN THANKS AND NUTTIN BUT MAD LUV FOR YA.AND FUNNY THING ABOUT IT IS I SEE QUITE A FEW LOOK AT IT BUT

Why Is It
why is it that... the one person who said would call you... who you really wish would call... never does... the one person you just hope to hear from... seems to disappear... why is it that... i feel like something is wrong with me... because someone tells me they are busy... when i try to share something with them... why do i get the feeling my goldfish are looking at me like I'm pathetic? why is it that... i worry too much over calling a guy i like who i've called before... just because he said he'd call me... and hasn't... why is it that... i'm more afraid of what might happen... than what really will happen... why is it that.... i can be so terribly exhausted... and cannot sleep a wink... why is it that... the one person who i wish who would call... and who has been calling recently... stopped... why is it that... i am just too damn shy to send a text message again because... they never wrote back to the last one i sent. w

Perfect
dont promise me your heart, if im not the one for you. dont look into my eyes, if your not going to be true. dont take my hand, if your not going to stay. dont say im the one you want, if your just gonna walk away. dont make promises, you know you cannot keep. dont walk out of my dreams, .... i'd rather stay asleep.

Some Shit On My Mind..freestyle..
Lay me down to ease this ache Fucked in the head, it's about to break Damnation One Nation Under the dollar bill I pray to thee Find God in a STD MTV Or your version of XP I'm the loser you see in the streets The bad guy under your sheets I'm the blood on the ground Spilt & never to be found The effects are wearing off Jesus is a fucking cop Nailed to the cross in morbid bliss Give the Crucifix a sweet tender kiss On his bloody lips Pretend it all makes perfect sense Ignore the ignorance and the things that are bent The truth shall set you "Free" Just as long as you believe BeLIEve Believe in what they teach Preach...

Do It Again
Well I'd snap to attention if I thought that you knew the way I'd open my mouth to find something smart to say I bought a stack of books I didn't read a thing It's like i'm sitting here, waiting for birds to sing let's do it again come on, come on, let's do it again please, please, let's do it again come on, come on, let's do it again The hum of the clock is a far away place The azalea air holding your face You're lying down and the moon is sideways (the hearts of the cold, it never gets old) It's like i'm sitting here waiting for birds to sing I spend all my energy staying up right and I like the masking noise quiet of your breathing nearby let's do it again come on, come on, let's do it again please, please, let's do it again come on, come on, let's do it again I want you lazy science I want some peace Are you the future Show me the keys I spend all my energy walking up right and I like the masking noise quiet of your breathing nearby When I

The First Time
the first time i laid eyes on you i knew you were the one. the one who made my life worth living the one who's work was never done. the first time i held you i knew you'd make me see, see the wonders of the world around the wonders of you and me. the first time i kissed you i knew you'd make me feel feel my world was spinning feel this dream was real. the first time i realized how i felt i had to catch my heart with a glove it was the first time i realized i was falling deeply in love with you.

Inner Clock, Outer Clock
I have a small clock which I keep next to me and through the day, I look at it to keep track of the time. Recently, a family member has come to visit and she asked to borrow it. I didn't think anything of it; after all, I have my 'inner clock' don't I? Well....the first couple of days, I was disoriented and I didn't know what time it was....at all. Not in a specific sense, but even just in a general way. I would wake up early in the morning, thinking it was 6am when it was in fact only 3am. Time to get an extra clock, methinks!! And time to try and re-develop my 'inner clock'.

Chi Town
You see I'm from Chi-Town aka Chicago, where the name speaks for itself. I'm from the CHI where everybody on the move. From the windy city where we talk fast forget chopped and screwed. Where it's cutlass, caprice, chevy or regal. with them nines, tecs mossburg shotties and eagles. speaking of eagles, we the true home of McNabb. Jordan, Ludacris, Dee Brown, Da Brat, Kanye West, John Legand and even R Kelly. And we hit up the WELLS, THE ICKYS and washingtion park for fun. and we so hood, kids can't walk to school without guns. Plus we da only niggas that even mess with mild sauce on chicken eat Jew Town polishes, Remas, maxwells and Harolds chicken. even riding in funeral lines you gotta worry about slugs. The gang origiantors, NO CRYPTS OR BLOODS. Ride wit AMBROSE, GD'S, SD'S, BD'S, FOES, MOES, AND SOULS VICE LORDS, LATIN KINGS, SPANISH COBRAS AND MO' El RUKINS, MAFIAS, DRAGONS, UNKNOWNS AND BREEDS Trust me we got the number of yo' gangs times 3. Lar

I Know I'll Love Again
how do you repair a heart thats broken? how do you heal the wounds? how do you ever trust another? how do you love so soon? you left me asking these questions, you left me alone to wonder: how could i know you'd leave me, and break the spell im under? we had a love like fairy tales- prince charming on one knee. i thought i was your cinderella, but i was too blind to see. the love you had came from another, someone im afraid to know. so now i hide within myself, so my pain-filled eyes wont show. you've made it hard to trust another, making sure no paths are crossed. since you never knew what you had, you'll never know now what you've lost! my heart was all for giving, but all you did was take. i know one day i'll love again, and learn from my mistakes.

Porn Producer Gets 15-year Prison Term
Porn producer gets 15-year prison term Niskayuna man also appeared with girls in movies at home studio By MICHELE MORGAN BOLTON, Staff writer Click byline for more stories by writer. First published: Wednesday, January 10, 2007 ALBANY -- A former stay-at-home dad who filmed and "starred" in sex movies with teenage girls was sentenced to 15 years in prison Tuesday. The sentencing of Abraham Pearson, 49, of Niskayuna, follows his June guilty plea to 21 counts of a 74-count indictment that charged he possessed and produced the sex movies. He was one of two Schenectady County men to plead guilty to child pornography this week. Richard Scrom, 52, of 1 Queens Drive -- who traded graphic child pornography images in 2004 with an e-mail buddy who was actually an undercover police officer in Utah -- pleaded guilty Monday before U.S. District Judge Thomas J. McAvoy to one count of possession of child pornography. Pearson, whose Orchard Park Drive home was raided in 2003 after Niskayuna police rec

Friendship Or Love ????? Part 2
When she asked him if he was ready to do it again he looked in her eyes and she just knew that it was a yes no doubt in her mind at all, He got up and walked to her side of the bed and took her hand, he walked her into the bathroom which had a huge shower in it and she was in awww when she saw it but he knew what he was doing, they got into the shower he turned the water onto the hottest he could so they could stand it and as he was kissing her neck and her neck she looked down and his cock looked so big like she had never seen it before she couldnt wait for it to be deep inside her and she felt her juices start to run as she knew what she was in for, her took her hand and placed it on his roch hard cock and she began to stroke it as he rubbed her very sensitive clit, she began to moan and stroke harder and fatser when he stopped and grabbed her by her ass and picked her up and put her on his cock, as he was doing thsi he pushed her against the glass and all you could see was her ass i

A Short Poem..
You know I had my good times So much I could tell you But not in just a few lines The years can't compare to the tears I guess that goes without saying So young with no fears Who was I trying to fool All that wasted energy On just trying to be cool But in the end it was me I was hurting Just on the edge of death I was flirting To my misfit youth & troubled mind This here is a special toast To all my friends that always lied The ones that said until the end This is for you guys For shedding me of my sins For informing me I will never win I was so fucking blind I must have been out my fucking mind...

When A Girl Misses You...so True...
| View Show | Create Your Own When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back,

The Cost Of You
i used to be known as a good girl and school was my only world but what happened to me the day you were gone. i was so lonely, i was depressed, and very sad thought 'why me?' and that made me mad becuz you made me blue. i only wanted you near so i took a gulp of that beer, shortly i felt no more pain, just heard my friends say 'your insane'; so everytime i feel my wound i'd get drunk and very soon all my heartache had disappeared and an image of you is here. you got me addicted now i cant stop cuz in my heart you still lay on top, i feel like i've won everytime i drink but all that happens is my face turns pink. so in the long run i still lost cuz thats what being with you had cost!

Reasoning With An Apple
we played for hours under the willow pulling switches and flagellating eachother with smirks and toe-stomps the autumn sun grew orange and low in the sky eventually we sat beneath the crab apple tree begging eachother to stop but there are seldom miracles in New England after the leaves start to turn. The first fruit zipped past my hat-covered head the next bit below the rose of my bottom lip. No matter how I begged them, they laughed like the promise of another unwanted kiss. The sun was growing large and I was getting smaller as I realized it is better to negotiate with an apple than beg a friend for mercy

Weather Blog
WEATHER BULLETIN Up here, in the Northern Plains, we just recovered from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands. FYI: George Bush did not come. FEMA did nothing. No one howled for the government. No one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV . Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either. CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snowstorm. Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards. No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House. No one looted. Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.

Its So Hard
its so hard to say "i love you" and draw back in tears. its so hard to know your not there to help me face my fears. its so hard to know the phones at reach but i cant hear your voice. its so hard to know that this time breaking up was not my choice. its so hard to see you laughing when im crying deep inside. its so hard to just find feelings and now make them hide. its so hard to live without you when i need you more than words can say, to want to scream how much i love you but hold back and not be heard. its so hard going to sleep at night when i cant dream of you. its so hard to think that you might fall in love with someone new. its so hard to not start crying when i hear your favorite song. its so hard to sit and wonder, 'where did i go wrong?' its so hard to live without you. if only i had known, i will never love another, i'd rather be alone.

Seducing Myself
my head reeks of you the thick scent of your lush hair twirls around my frontal lobe my parietal lobe my cortex the penguin says, "peck it out peck it out" or maybe "scrah pah raah scrah pah raah" his pointy beak his beady eyes beastly against all the minions of God. the holy words are spoken, "I am the monkey the monkey! that is I! these fingers these thumbs these nose hairs I AM THE MONKEY!" my tongue looks like you the shape of your hips curving around my taste buds my teeth my uvula the penguin says, "peck it out peck it out" his black suit shining in antarctic cold his orange feet tapping the beat on my icey soul the holy words are spoken again, "I am the monkey! the monkey THAT is i! these toes these ankles these boils on my ass I am the monkey!" 11:01 PM -

A Mused
i caught my hairy unctuous muse with a windex bottle and a squeegie smearing his fetid orange juices all over the bedroom window at three in the morning his brown wrinkled paws knuckled white caught in the glow of a waning bitch of a moon his brown wrinkled eyes whiteless caught in the glow of my waning passion "Shit," he said.

I've Reached My Limits Of Patience
OK - for once I am going to be pathetic and show just how human I am... I've just about had it... If you are reading this, then you already know that I am the sole caregiver of an 84 almost 85 year old woman with Alzheimer's a pacemaker, a brain shunt and on a walker (when she feels she needs or remembers it or else there are hand prints and wash swirls wiping them off the walls and doorways or falling when least expected, or in a wheelchair when necessary) that is the mother of my past love who died in my arms in April. Well, it seems the dementia has hit a new level and I feel I am about to break. This evening while doing dishes I had a feeling to go check on her while she was in the bathroom (mind you - she is incontinent and continues to attempt to go about 20 times a day flushing the toilet at least 3 times each attempt and always wets the bed so laundry is a 3 load minimum daily routine). This ritual can take anywhere from 10 minutes to 1/2 an hour or longer if I do not pa

Old But Interesting
1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq. 16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq. 17. The wise men were from Iraq. 18. Peter preached in Iraq. 19. The "Empire of Man" described in

Surviving
I dreamed a dream the other night Of hell fire that blazed, star bright. It was the conflagration I always feared would be When truth started playing games with you and me. Who started the first fire, I cannot guess. But once it happened, on came the next. And in trying to kill the one that you made, I only fan it till it gave A larger flicker I could not control Until it seized me by the soul So I helped it along And you were too late in ending my fire with a song. So burn it all down if that's what you want. But then I understood the words that now haunt But it was to late, you burned them all up And there wasn't enough water in the cup. We burned down that world that filled us with life But I do not care 'cause it filled me with strife. It was the world we created to cover our need. A world of illusion I could no longer feed. And all that was left was dust and soot And ruins and destruction And the true nature of what was inside us all along. Frustra

Busy Week
This week has been very busy for us. Adam started school Monday, Monday night was our first parenting class together, and that went well. Yesterday I had a job interview at the grocery store we shop at, and they're looking for a cake decorator with experience (which sux, cuz I wanna work in the bakery/deli section). Today, I met with my case worker so she could place me at a job site, and she is having me do clarical work there at where she's working, and she's also going to find me an actual job as a clarical reseptionest type of person. She's just trying to find me a job that isn't involving much moving around, bending and lifting, because of my injured left knee. Then at 4 pm, I met with my psychitrist Brent Hoppe, and that went well. Trinity found his goodie drawer in his office, and was grabbing granola bars, lollie pops, corn, and all sorts of other things. She was even kind enough to offer her Gerber Graduates Vegtable crackers. We talked about mine and Adam's relationsh

I Could Really Use Your Help
Hello Cherries, I'm in my first contest and I could really use your help. Please click on the picture below. All ratings and comments count...so COMMENT AS MUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!! I would like to thank you for all your support!! Erotica

Feeling Safe
In this dream i have, you'r standing there, with my heart in your hands. In that blank white room you hold, what I am as a man. You hold not just my heart, but you hold my soul as well. While my heart is in your hands, in my dream it's in light I dwell. I stand in a bright lit room, no chair nor couch in sight. I look deep into your eyes, and I feel as if in flight. I see my heart in your gentle grasp, and feel as if I'm safe. I hope that you will remain here, with my heart in your embrace. But then as if an hour passed, you have dissappeared. My heart lays on the floor, and i see what I have feared. I grab my heart up off the floor, and it beats with love then hate. I turn to leave and see you hurt, just behind a gate. I open the gate and hold you close, as your eyes fill with tears. I tell you that I'll keep you safe, and that I'll save you from your fears. Then again an hour passes, and we grow apart. I than awake when another passes, but in your hand

Happy Yet Feel Bad.
I have been off and on with a guy since September as most of you know. We both love each other yet have had trouble making things work. Well I went on a date last Saturday. The next day I went out with this guy I have been off and on with. We decided to try once more. He was going to move out of the country but decided to stay for me. He is wonderful with my son and seems perfect for me. So that is the happy part. The other part has to do with the guy I went out with. He is a really nice guy. I really enjoyed being with him. In fact if my boyfriend had moved I think this other guy and I might have had something. I just feel really bad about how it happened. I tried to be nice about it and I was honest with him with out having to give details. I know he is not all heart broke over it as it was only one date but I still feel bad because I do like him. It's just that I am head over heels with this other guy. Ok now I am done venting.

First Steps
I'm sure I'm making a huge mistake coming here. I don't know where this place is gonna take me, I think I'd sooner run and hide. It's lonesome in here .. and so detached, I came in because .. well I was getting that abandoned feeling outside.. seem's this place has replaced what ever internet addiction came before it. I just hope that we don't loose ourselves or loose things close to us ..

Let Me Know Whats Goin On! Plz
I WAS JUST WONDERIN IF SOMEONE CAN TELL ME WTF IS GOING ON.. MY MESSAGES AND COMMENT WERE DELETED AND Y.. THERE WAS SOME COMMENTS ON THERE THAT CAN'T BE REPLACE.. IF ANYONE CALL TELL ME Y THAT HAPPEN, THAT WOULD BE REALLY GREATFUL.. PLEASE LET ME KNOW SOME WAY. THANKS.. BB!!!

The Company You Keep
TELL ME WHO YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE, AND I WILL TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE. IF YOU RUN WITH WOLVES YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO HOWL. BUT IS YOU ASSOICATE WITH EAGLE, YOU WILL SOAR TO GREAT HEIGHTS. " A MIRROR REFLECTS A MAN'S FACE, BUT WHAT HE IS REALLY LIKE IS SHOWN BY THE KIND OF FRIENDS HE CHOOSES." THE SIMPLE BUT TRUE FACT OF LIFE IS THAT YOU BECOME LIKE THOSE WITH WHOM YOU CLOSELY ASSOCIATE, FOR THE GOOD AND THE BAD... THE LESS YOU ASSOCIATE WITH SOME PEOPLE, THE MORE YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE. ANY TIME YOU TOLERATE MEDIOCRACY IN OTHERS IT INCREASES YOUR MEDIOCRACY. AN IMPORTANT ATTRIBUTE IN SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE IS THEIR IMPATIENCE WITH NEGATIVE THINKING AND NEGATIVE ACTING PEOPLE. AS YOU GROW, YOUR ASSOCIATES WILL CHANGE. SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL NOT WANT YOU TO GO ON. THEY WILL WANT YOU TO STAY WHERE THEY ARE. FRIENDS THAT DON'T HELP YOU CLIMB WILL WANT YOU TO CRAWL. YOUR FRIENDS WILL STRETCH YOUR VISION OR CHOKE YOUR DREAM. THOSE THAT DON'T INCREASE YOU WILL EVENTUALLY, DECREAS

To All
have u ever been told by some one how much they cared and then one day they all of a sudden just wander away, does it not make you think they have lied. but when it happens to you more than once by someone u truly did love and care about. Well to all those women who do that to men may I wish the same on you all and hope it hurts you enough that one day you will learn how much someone really does care about you and that you treated them like dirt. well but may your lives be great because i wish no harm on anyone but may it eat at you inside to know how you hurt others.

Hehehe
You scored as Hera. You are protected by Hera. At first, Hera was simply Zeusâ€™ wife, and as such she was inferior to him in position and power and had to obey his commands. It was only later that she became the queen of the heavens, of gods and men, as he was king. Hera was the protector of marriage, and married women were her particular care.Hera100%Zeus63%Apollo56%Poseidon25%Demeter25%Which God or Goddess Protects You?created with QuizFarm.com

Hoboken Needs Dope
So, at work yesterday, Hoboken ordered Dope, pulling lube and 2 cockblocking tools. When I was done laughing, I realized that they didnt order the draincock backseat. These are all actual products, related to plumbing. All day ... all heard throughout the warehouse .. Hoboken needs dope!

Why I've Been Away
Sorry I've been absent on this site for awhile. I was on vacation visiting my bf's family up in Maine and they are so out in the middle of nowhere that they don't get internet reception. Next week I'll be starting up classes and hopefully by then I'll have some more pictures and interesting things to post :)

Hump Day Blessings
Has everyone had a good Wednesday???? Hosted by CherryTagz.com (Love some of these new comment designs...) :D My day hasn't been too bad. I got some leads on some additional part-time work, although I would love to have one job with all the benefits and the bucks. At least, there are some leads and we'll just see where it all pans out. I count even the small blessings towards to my good days because, if you take all the small blessings and add them all up, eventually, they add up to a huge blessing!! May you also be blessed this week -- even if in very minute blessings that may come your way!!!

Upon The Chill Of Winters Nigh
Upon this Chill of Winters Nigh Cold icicles run my thighs Reaching up from Earth And way up into the nigh And I am in love with you Deeper I go where a ceiling Painted black stirs a cloak in silk rain To follow me back O so far back where I came And there he was a deep sunset Purple and Gold dusted skies My eyes O my eyes shall return A memory Of a shallow brook of dreams And you there stirring my mind With fantasies of lace waterfalls And mermaids call And I became the stone For you to lie on I became the snake For you to weave a basket And I became the flower Reaching upwards from a cold White blanket to cover you A warming breath of air Oh and I shall let down my hair To flow into your veins As spiralling vines entwine this tree With you, I shall never be the same O Love, what Love is meant for me For myself, the Sun, The Stars and Sea Ah dearest man bare me and peel me your fruit So that we may hold the grapes And drink in Love and Truth

Kissing
I'm looking at your lips all day long wondering how they would feel on my lips with your tongue dancing with mine. I can see myself sucking on your bottom lip making you want to kiss me more. I would circle my tongue around your lips and you would open your mouth wide enough for you to taste my tongue. The kiss is so soft and slow,and it gets wet and intense. My eyes are closed because I don't want the kiss to ever end and you hold me so damn tight pulling me for another kiss yes again!!!

Our Computer Friends Poem
I don't know who wrote the poem below -- whether it was one of our CT folks, or they simply put it in a bulletin. It seems that I may have read this once in an email I have received before, but I cannot recall. No matter though. I simply thought it would be nice to share with you. Enjoy!!! :D ************************************************** We sit and we type and we stare at our screens, We can't help but wonder what all of this means. With mouse in hand ...we roam through this maze, On an infinite search...lost in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes At times we'll band together to gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. Soon friendships are formed - but - why we don't know, But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes we'll flirt, In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. Why is it on screen, we are

5 Month Binge Drink
so after 5 months of her leading me on. calling me telling me that she misses me that she needs me so on, ect... i've found out that she has been with a friend of mine, when i went to question the situation this is what she said" its hard to explain" i dont get that just tell me the truth i trusted you an you flushed it away. now there is a small army that is really pissed off i call them my friends an family, the people who watched my self destruction for five months of deppression an undying loyalty to a person that everyone thought loved me. i'm over it now but i just never understood why i have noluck will i did for 3 1/2 years. i loved her took care of her, took care of her brothers, her mom. everyone i helped them i bleed for them i defended them i supported them. but most importantly i loved them. the one thing about this whole situation is that action will be taken an i have no say over any of it, i dont want anyhting done of course i wanted to beat this

Soar Gracefully
Soar Gracefully Fly like an eagle with swift wings. Soar gracefully through the sky. Be like the wind and dance to every song it sings. Spread your wings and learn to fly. Leave behind your sorrow and strife, and become one with the great circle of life. Escape to that place within beyond words, beyond thoughts. Then drift high above the worry and pain where there's only beauty, purity and love.

Hold Me Tonight
hold me tonight and never let me go, i want to melt in your arms, i love you so.for just one moment i dont want to feel lifes pain, i want to remember in life what i have gained. when you hold me in your arms all i feel is warmth. a soft golden touch and i am no longer torn. your magic and your love just lifts my life so i can feel protected for just one night. i know you cant be here all the time for me, dear, so just hold me for tonight so i have no fear; let me feel your love, give you my best, because you are so precious to me, and i want you to know i will treasure the moment and never let you go. Can i melt in your arms? will you hold me tight? take my hand, plz lead me to paradise tonight.

What Kinda Flirt Are You?
You Are a Friendly Flirt! You are quite the flirt, but you don't flirt with just anyone. And you hardly ever get caught, because your flirting seems so friendly. You've got a good thing going. Tons of friends, both guys and girls. And if you do decide to flirt, hardly anyone's the wiser. Pretty trick! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

So Now I'm A Stalker
This is in response to her blong.... I'm a stalker but your the one thats always coming to MY page. Whats wrong TONYA aka ISLAND GIRL,(wait, that name sounds familiar....oh yea you copied your friend's myspace name..How original) You don't want these people to know the real you? Don't you want them to know that your "boyfriend" is really your ex? And Your jealous of ANYONE that calls or talks to him? I want you to try and kill me...You better stay your puney fuckin skank ass down pellegrin st. before you get hurt...how do i show up everywhere you go? you don't go anywhere and I AM ALWAYS WORKING! Wow I went to the same fucking New Years Party as you...Yep I was stalking you I went with my REAL BOYFRIEND (til i dumped him) and My Sister...You need to grow up! I don't do you a fucking thing. And I'm still waiting for the cops to steal my laptop...ticktock ticktock, its been over 5 months now lmao. At least I don't try to overdose when i get into an arguement with someone. Then go drin

:(
I'm just sitting here wondering what I'm going to do with myself. Years ago... I was in the Marine Corps... and during boot camp... I fell from a rope climb and hurt my back. So, I got a DOG discharge. Needless to say... doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me... so, I've suffered with back pain for years. Within last few months... my back's been getting worse. I've been losing feeling in my left leg and keep falling a lot. My doctor told me I had to stop working so that he could run tests to find out what's going on. Well, here I sit broke and he still hasn't done anything. I'm going to see a new doctor Friday and he's planning on taking new xrays and an NRI. This doctor thinks I might either have a pinched nerve or nerve damage. So, now I sit here and wonder what I'm going to do if it's bad... and doctor tells me I can't work anymore. I mean... I know if that's the case I could get disability or SSI... but, that'll screw up all my future plans. I'd love to own a hous

My So Called Friends
To my friends!!!! No offense but...People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as...My so called friends

Silence Is Deafening...please Do Not Overlook This
in case you missed this entry before THIS IS A NEWLY STARTED MYSPACE IN HONOR OF THE MEN AND WOMEN SERVING TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM. GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/MEDINAHOMETOWNHEROES AND PLEASE ADD THEM.IF YOU HAVE MYSPACE.LOL. I DESIGNED THIS SITE AND IT MEANS A LOT TO ME SO PLEASE GO CHECK IT OUT AND SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! :-) | View Show | Create Your Own

Why?
Did you ever notice those morphing pictures where people have their faces change into some famous actor or fantasy character? Why is it that there are so many butt-ugly people who morph themselves into beautiful creatures? I sometimes feel bad for the character they've attached to their image...do they know what horror has befallen them???

Homesick
Well, I'm just sittin' here feelin' totally sorry for myself... How can I be homesick when I'm at home? I'll tell you. I have no family in this town, other than my two girls who live with me. I have my hubbie, his kids, his mom, and the rest of his family and I have some good friends, but it's just not the same. My nearest relatives are a couple of hours away! Mostly, I miss my old friends from down home. I bonded with them for so many years... there's just no replacing them, and no substitute for the real thing. I remember my past and it's all so far away... A few of them I still talk to via the internet, but that's nothing like kicking back and shootin' the shit with them. Hell, some of them have kids I've never seen in person, only in pictures... Most of my old friends, I haven't heard from in years. I'm a four-year+ sober drug addict. I can't go back. So, some of them I've had to say good-bye to forever. They haven't cleaned up their act, and I can't be around that life

Rocker Test
You Are a Freedom Rocker! You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies Your kind showed the world how to rock Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Road Rage...
so today im goin 2 work and this big ass truck that im followin in to the parkin lot stops in the middle of the road... im like y isnt this fool goin straight to part and so i can park... he then puts it in reverse so he can back in to a space when theres not enuff room to back up... im like wth... this man cant just go fwd and park... so i get pissed cuz im in a rush right... and i end up flippin im off... i park i go in side (rantin and ravin mind u) and then i c one of my close friends clients comin in to the building and i think OMG i just flipped her client off... lmao... i was so embarassed... but thank goodness this guy was cool... i went ova and apologized for my outburst... tho i know i wasnt completely in the wrong lmao... ok so i shouldnt have flipped him off and give him all the dirty looks in the world... but dammit to hell lmao... he shouldnt have tried to back up on me lmao... he was cool about it we laughed if off... but i will NEVER flip someone off again in traffic...

~~raider Nation~~
> Subject: The Quarterback >> >> >>The coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders. The >>only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges >>and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer >>who could ensure a Super Bowl victory. >> >> Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in >> Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim >>soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a >>window from 80 yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, >>and then hit a passing car going 80 miles per hour. >> >> I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect > arm!" >>So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great >>game of football ...... and sure enough the Raiders go on to win the Super >>Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the Coa

Final Diagnosis From Docs On My Neck
So had an mri done last week went ot the docs today before it started snowing. I found out i have a bulging disc between my c3 and c4 vertebrae. thast whats causing all my pain and vertigo. I begin steroid treatment for it as soon as i go to pharmacy if that doesnt work i get sterioid injection into my spine, if that doesnt work i will need to have surgery. What this means is i might have to leave my job and find something else but iom already in dire financial problems AND i cant wrestle with this, and that was jsut about the nly thing in my life i reall enjoyed....... so yeah im not feeling too good right now..

Patron Family
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The Core Of Emotion
To describe every emotion In one word No more No less That lights the spark and the explosion Till nothing can surpress Passion Undeniable and Undefiable Proof Quaking and Breaking Hearts Starting and Stopping Action It all starts with Passion Anger leaks like water to eye lids Slipping sorrow when pressure grows Spreads like gasoline to the fire Engulfing till it overflows Devotion attaches desire well Till it sticks like honey and lingers sweet On the edge of the tongue to never stray With an aching need that none can beat Fear caresses nerves with ease It holds us on the tip of sanity Envy runs in hand with Ego Avoiding every inch of vanity Similar are shame and pride With either unbalanced we shall tumble Timid maybe confident Either way at one point all shall fumble Happiness along with heartbreak fly on the wings of love Lust feeds off of pain and pleasure Cupid addicts with shots that there of Amazement Awe and I

Just Not My Day!
Have tried to get a pic and phone says it does not have mms! It used to! Will have to check with the service to see what is wrong. Those who require to see a salute before adding as a friend...well *shakes head* so be it! I tried and if you cannot see who is real by the person....! I will keep you folks in my prayers! Read my signature quote in my profile. It just pains me to have to put conditions on a friendship!

Kind Of Neat
This is kind of neat.How many of us haven't felt this way.I think you'll like it! Dear Love, Is that you? I see the telltale signs and sense your nearing presence. I feel the joy, the laughter, the happiness, the tenderness the eagerness, the need as you get closer an closer. You are such a mysterious and inexplicable creature. You arrive quite unexpectedly, from out of the clear blue sky, flirting, teasing. You creep in swiftly and silently. I look up and there you are. Love, why do you pound at the door of my heart, demanding to be let in? You promise anything and everything to gain entry into my fortress, spinning my head around, quickening my pulse, bringing with you, as always, joy and pain. Haven't I asked you not to visit me again? For though your visits lift me to heights of heaven, when you go, I am dropped to the depths of despair. Nevertheless, I let you in once again, even though I should know better by this time. Please be careful with my heart, as it is only r

Nikoteen
I might smoke a Marlboro for the fuck of it But I'ma keep it menthol till you all wanna puff on it Rough and ragged, and my voice is all raspy Teeth all rotten and yellow, my breath nasty I smoke 3, 4, 5 packs a day Just rotting my moustache away It ain't no time to play, cause I get winded so quick And when I spit it's so yellow and thick it'll probably make you sick And wanna throw up Now, baby, hold up What you mean it ain't no smoking in there? I'm about to blow up I like my shit whenever, know what I mean? And I can't help it if you can't appreciate my nicotine I'm not a quitter So laugh and give no love that patch I'd rather smoke by the pack Now where my mothafucking smokers at? Now light it up and take a hit You gotta admit that you addicted to my menthol, bitch

Your Opion
OK MY CHERRY FRIENDS, HERE IT IS IN A NUT SHELL. I JUST LEFT (FOREVER) A MAN THAT CLAIMED I WAS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE, HIS EVERYTHING, HIS HEART SOUL MIND AND BODY. HE WAS GIVIN AN ALTIMATUM. THE ALCHOHOL OR ME. GUESS WHAT HE CHOSE? HA HA WRONG! HE CHOSE THE BOOZE. LMAO. SO I AM STARTING LIFE OVER AGAIN BUT OMG! MY NEW HOME IS FABULOUS! YOU'LL SEE PICS. AS SOON AS I GET ENOUGH POINTS. LOVE YOU ALL. THANKS FOR LEAVING AN OPINION. MMUUAAHHHH! PEE-JAY

Time Management?
Uh, not much been going on. I went to class today, and then I had to come home right away so we could go to various appointments. I guess it was a productive day with the appointments. I need to look for a different place to stay now. My dad is kinda asking for rent. He basicly needs money help paying bills. His wife isn't really doing her share, so he's asking me to help him out. Yah, it's a weird fucked up situation. I don't want to seem like I'm "using" my dad or anything and am too good to pay rent. One one side, it seems like if I am going to pay someone rent, I might as well help my dad out. It will also probably be cheaper than paying rent in a different place. ( unless I go live in the gheto, but my gf is way against that. And i think staying here would be better than that. ) On the other side, I'm only here cuz my dad said I could live here for free. Room and board included. And I am paying my share of the utilities, I told him I would do that after I got here. He is par

Platinum Cherry
Okay, I've been entered into this platinum cherry contest. If you have time to drop me a comment or two, it'd be greatly appreciated. If not, no worries. I'm just here to have fun! Anyone want to have fun with me?

Your Worth
This is good. Read, pass it along and always remember. Regardless of the shape you are in, your worth in the eyes of those who love you will never diminish. A well-known speaker started his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the dollar bill up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied what if I do this? And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it with his shoe. He picked up the now crumpled bill and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went up into the air. "My friends, you have all learned a valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, it did not decrease its value. It was still worth $20." Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circum

~~respect For Your Elders~~
Gunslinger & the Old Prospector An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the guns linger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to." A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man reache

Took This Test - Found The Results Rather Interesting
DisorderYour ScoreMajor Depression:Slight-ModerateDysthymia:High-ModerateBipolar Disorder:Very HighCyclothymia:HighSeasonal Affective Disorder:ModeratePostpartum Depression:High-ModerateTake the Depression Test

Its Really Me!
Hi, My name is TomTom and I would just like to clear the air and tell all you ladies a few things about myself. Some of you think I am the sweetest man on CherryTap but you really don’t know me or any other man on here so what ever you do if you chose to meet or even talk to one over the phone, use common sense, ok. First, I am a man a man that is 1. arrogant 2. self-centered 3. Thinks he is right all the time (which I am..hehehe) 4. I drink budlite 5. go to strip bars 6. Love women who dress in lingerie; specially lingerie. OMG, when a woman is in this stuff I will do just about anything and I do mean anything. 7. I believe that women should come to bed with hip high stockings and high heels and push up bras on. yummy 8. Think women should sexually attack their man and give him a heart attack. 9. Make it when I come into the bed room, I have to sneak in and carefully look around making sure you are asleep so I don’t have a heart attack. 10. I think when my woman i

Pardon Me....
As some of you know, I recently posted a few stash items regarding the notorious serial killer, Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer. Please do not think I am sick, twisted, psychotic or anything of the sort. As I was browsing videos on YouTube two nights ago, I ran acorss the A&E Biography and found myself drawn into watching them all.. After that I started to watch a bio on Theodore Robert Bundy... Had to stop there... I almost forgot that people like this actually existed.. By the way, I DO own the orginal Dahmer movie that was made right after the arrest of Jeffrey Dahmer.. There was a remake, which I also onw, (along with the Ted Bundy movie, etc etc... )but it was not half as.... well, I won't say "good"... but I hope you understand what I mean.

Randomness
My first blog ever.....I guess i'm annoyed and bewildered at the moment and this is my only way of taking a punch at myself and let those thoughts loose. I guess i am an exhibit of randomness and my thoughts don't follow an order whatsover. I think I am hurt by believing into friendship and then it crushes upon me. I wonder if i trust people too easily and I set up myself for failure. I have a really hard time reading people or maybe I read too much into people. I delve into the unknown believing and trusting and I guess I have to believe and trust in myself first in order to succeed in my voyage of nothingness. I am confusing myself by writing all this, but yet I have the urge to keep going. I don't know where this will take me but it's kinda working. It takes me away from the thought of the essence and into the thought of the unknown...the random comment in a blog that maybe later I will be able to subtract from randomness and fit it in to my current state of mind. However, I feel

What/who Were You In Your Past Life?
Whatwho were you in your previous life? (Many outcomes and pics) You were a vagabond in your previous life! You have an insatiable wanderlust and can\'t seem to tell why. In your last life, you traveled extensively - whether it was for your line of work, or for personal enjoyment, you now cannot stand to be stationary. You\'ll never be happy settling, and you\'ll always need to feel far off. The world is indeed small for you.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Who/what Were You In A Previous Life
Whatwho were you in your previous life? (Many outcomes and pics) You were a musician/composer in your previous life! You filled the world with the powerful emotions induced by your song. As a result, you have most likely retained your interest in music in this life, and will seem to have a strange natural ability. Some may see you as a bit strange at times, but they admire your genius in both the areas of music and of math. Be careful - many musicians end up in a situation of poverty or heartbreak - even after tremendous success.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

What Kind Of Witch Are You? Quiz
What kind of 'witch' are you? You are a water witch. Beautiful and intuitive, you draw your power from the water. You can be tranquil and terrible at one and the same time and might be described as "moody." You appreciate literature and may be a poet/writer. Graceful and powerful as the water itself, the rest of us envy your ability to love and be loved by others.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

All I Want ........such A Cute Poem
All I want is to love you for the rest of my Life.To wake up every Morning with you by my side.Knowing thats no matter what happens i"ll be able to come Home to you Loving Arms. All i want is to Share everything with you.To talk to you about our Ideas,our Dreams,the little things that makes us Laugh and the not so little things we can't help worring about. All i want is to give you my Love as a place you can always come to for Acceptance or simple comfort thats silence brings. All i want is to grow old with you to watch our Life unfold,our Dreams one by one come true. All i want is to love you forever

I Am Going Daddy
Hey eveyone i am going be a Daddy soon. By Raven . I am going be have a Baby boy . I a so happy . and i am going be Get mary this year to Raven . P.S Raven I LOVE YOU RAVEN WITH ALL MY HEART . SO EVEYONE COME RATE MY PAGE

Uss New York
Thought this would be of interest to you!! Pretty amazing. USS New York USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center It is the fifth in a new class of warship -- designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. They can't keep us

~~father And Daughter Talk~~
Father-Daughter Talk A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, an

My Blogging
Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde You're a bit ... unusual. And so is your blog. You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head. Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock... even though that's not your intent. You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new designs and content. What's Your Blogging Personality?

Jealousy
I recently posted a MUMM asking if people thought jealousy was always a sign of mistrust OR if it could be justified. The votes were cool to watch, but the comments are what I really enjoyed. I was able to read others' opinions and perspectives. And that helped me learn about myself. I believe that jealous is not always mistrust. I believe that one can be jealousy while trusting their partner 100%. I know this because I'm a jealous person. And yet I trust my husband with everything in me. I have absolutely no doubts about his love and commitment to me. My jealousy stems simply from my own complete lack of self-esteem and huge abundance of insecurities. That doesn't mean I think he would ever leave me for another girl better than myself. His attention to other women makes me wish I looked like them. It makes me wish that other men gave me attention like that. My husband cannot be the only happily married man who compliments other women. And yet...I feel li

Pre Booty Call Agreement
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - do

Everything Happens For A Reason ??
Everything Happens For A Reason ?? Have you ever wondered why things can go so terribly wrong in your life ?? Have you ever thought, oh why always me ?? Why me ?? How about when everything is going so right , but all of a sudden it is all so wrong ?? Do you realize that everyone has problems, big or small , but we all have them..See that person driving their car, or that person who just gave you that kind smile, yes all of us have them.. Some have health, money, relationships, children, , Love , it doesnt matter what the real problems are, what matters the most is what and how you can learn from them...Sometimes in our lifes we have them come at us bundled together with 2 and 3 different problems, or troubles that hit us at a time... We are never given too much for ourselves that we cannot handle them, although sometimes you will wonder if and why they are so heavy on you.. When i joined the service i

Try This For Fun
Global Personality Test Results Stability (80%) high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.. Orderliness (30%) low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment. Extraversion (76%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity. Take Free Global Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com

Love
to me any more ppl just say the world love. thing like i love my car how can u love something u payed for. can that car love u back know. i love my dog yes i can see that because i like dogs and my dogs is like 1 of my kids. love what is it a world our a felling most ppl throw it a round like money. how can u love our job. i like what i do for a living. some ppl my think i am nuts in the why i think but i have never cared what any one has thought of my i did what made my happy because if u can not make our self happy how in the world can u make some one that u say u love happy? ever time i had a women say i love u it never last much longer because what i think ppl our saying now when thay say i love u is look i like u but that is as far as it goes. in the past 11 yrs of bring divorces there been 3 women around my age love to them is just a world and nothing but a word so when thay say it is means nothing to them what happen to the day's when u said something u meant it and when u gave

More On The History Of Tattoo's(deeper Look Into Tattoos)
Tattoos The Ancient and Mysterious History Humans have marked their bodies with tattoos for thousands of years. These permanent designs—sometimes plain, sometimes elaborate, always personal—have served as amulets, status symbols, declarations of love, signs of religious beliefs, adornments and even forms of punishment. Joann Fletcher, research fellow in the department of archaeology at the University of York in Britain, describes the history of tattoos and their cultural significance to people around the world, from the famous " Iceman," a 5,200-year-old frozen mummy, to today’s Maori. What is the earliest evidence of tattoos? In terms of tattoos on actual bodies, the earliest known examples were for a long time Egyptian and were present on several female mummies dated to c. 2000 B.C. But following the more recent discovery of the Iceman from the area of the Italian-Austrian border in 1991 and his tattoo patterns, this date has been pushed back a further thousand years when h

How Do U Want To Me Handle You
Do you think that you can handle me? Make me scream your name and give me pleasure in so many ways? If you think you can, leave me a message saying, "I can please you." Now, here's the fun part; repost this and see who thinks they can, better yet, who wants to please you. If you're a boy; repost saying, "How do you want me to handle you" If your a girl; repost saying, "U think you can handle me?" You will be very suprised at the response that you will get!

I Say Truth
When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else Girl Facts:: When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When

Very Important!
(This blog is for TomTom!) ;) Well, only with my gut instinct that I have that doesn't let me down (except when dealing with matters of the heart of course) did I give out a little bit of personal information to someone that I shouldn't have (even though I knew I'd be safe) this evening. As I was told by my dear new friend here on CT, NEVER EVER give out any personal information due to the numerous amount of absolute FREAKS/NUTCASES that are on the world wide web!!! He cared enough that he actually called me at home and told me so....(you know that survey that everyone has put out that asks would you go over to their house or call on the phone to holler?? Well, if he could have showed up to "scare" me, I'd lay odds that he would have if I was a betting woman.) ;) Soooo, just in case anyone on here gets any ideas to ask me for anything personal, don't do so and if that's not good enough for ya - sorry 'bout your luck! lol The person that I gave this particular info. to will of cou

Ok A Real Blog
ok so ive been doing alot of dumb pointless blogs lately..So i thought id do a real one. Lets Start On Jan 1 2007.. So i went to the hospital...I had bad tummy pains..They found out what was wrong but i dont want to talk about it..Anyway i took the meds i needed and now i feel better. Me and rob have been realllly rocky lately..Things just seem to be getting worse with us...Ugh...its soo frustrating..Everything is always being blamed on me..I react to every situation differently..If you treat me good i treat you good...Vise versa..So dont get all up in my face if you do something totally stupid and piss me off..Its obviously well deserved. Hmmm what else..I tryed to quit smoking and drinking...like i said in my previous blog..But it didnt work..I have WAY to muc stress in my life right now and its the "easy way out" i guess.. Im part Of The SK family again and i couldnt be happier..I finally feel like i belong to something..It feels good..Thanks Marq..And Hi ev1 else in the Fam

When You're Missed
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hur

~~read This If You Are Discontented~~
Discontented? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67% of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69% of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I starting thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4% of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary she

Song To My Self
The lyrics to this song kill me every time i hear it.. its personal but i dont really care who knows the sadness of one man, a stranger. Sitting in jail, losing all hope, losing my mind,. locked inside solitary confinment for something i didnt do.. i never expected a letter, or hell a visitor for that matter.. and on one sad visitation day i was retreived by the CO (correction officer) for a visit.. what me? and so i went for my 15 min in my orange jumpsuit to the tiny booth of a room to see my ex behind the glass.. there visiting me. and it tore my heart out. hearing the song still does the same effect its Through the Glass by Stonesour. i cant even begin to reiterate how the song makes me feel.. specally being where i was for the time i was and for something i didnt do.. being with someone i thought i could trust only to be put where i was.. again. not that any one cares.. but i do. I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it fee

All The News
FERNLEY FLYER … all the news a person needs to know January 10, 2007 CROP DAMAGE An entire acre of Pappy Yokum’s four-acre corn crop was destroyed last Tuesday when Scooter Jeeter’s hog got loose from its pen. Yokum is holding the hog for damages. Jeeter told Flyer Field Reporter, Christopher Planet, that he intends to offer a bag of turnips as restitution if the pig is returned. SHINE PRODUCTION DOWN Moonshine production in Fernley is expected to drop by 25% as a result of an unanticipated corn crop failure. ROBERY REPORTED An unnamed traveler from nearby Fallon was hit over the head with what appeared to be a fence post from a pigsty, and robbed while walking through Fernley with a bag of turnips. Chief Investigating Officer Fife of the Fernley Police Department issued a statement on Monday. “This one’s a real puzzle,” he said. MOTHER MAXON TAKES A FALL Mother Maxon broke her hip at the Fernley First Revival Church social last Saturday after slipping on a pi

Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name: Natalie Birthday: August 24th Eye Color: Green Hair Color: blonde or brown...it all depends Height: 5'4'' Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: well... The Shoes You Wore Today: Sexy black Stilettos Your Weakness: Shopping, sweets, and sexy eyes Your Fears: spiders Your Perfect Pizza: cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: travel the world Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL Thoughts First Waking Up: What to wear Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes Your Bedtime: between 12 and 2...depends Your Most Missed Memory: my grandfather Pepsi or Coke: Coke McDonalds or Burger King: Neither Single or Group Dates: both Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino Do you Smoke: Hell no Do you Swear: often Do you Sing: always! Do you Shower Daily: yes sir Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: been there done that Do you want to

New Cleveland Area Forum
CLICK THIS There is a ton of stuff on there that you can use to promote yourself and find and look for new band members. Check it out now. Bloodoll Entertainment is looking to build a user friendly forum that everyone in the Cleveland music scene and it's fans, can use to find shows, band members, and exchange ideas on how to make this scene the best it can be. It is still a work in progress, but we hope it is something that can be used as a tool to futher this scene along. Please check it out and take a couple minutes to register. Thank you. Ed (Brodie) McDonald Rise Above Promotions

Forever Broken
A tear slides down my face as my heart breaks the love once given is now taken away, no more will I feel him by my side nor have the pain from the lies. The tenderness of his kiss will never be upon my lips, The warm of his embrace now replaced by the coldness of the night. Even though I know its for the best my heart still weeps of promises broken. All I have is memories and the symbol that I wear, of a happier time. I will never forget his smile or his touch or the way he made me laugh nor the way he made me cry. written by Gegi Cluck

I Confess
My Confessions.... -I bite my nails -I have road rage...like a soccor mom on meth -I wear my heart on my sleeve -When I'm at home I wear an afro lol -Animal in the the bedroom -I don't let the "man" keep me down -I was called coffee in high school...ask me why? -I'm obessed with Adult Swim -I like to watch cartoons with my kids -I have nightmares about my Mom's cat, diva -There is a ghost in my Mom's house. It always opens the screen door at 9:15 -I hate drama, but it seems to find me all the time -I want, but despise, a "normal" family -I've become what I hate -I can never fall asleep -When I think about the future, I have a panic attack. -I miss the old me -I think I drink too much -I smoke when my nerves are bad -I want a tat and more peircings -I named my daughter after a R&B singer -I HATED grammer in school *explains alot* -And I can't spell -Guys seem to peg me "realtionship" matieral. I fucking hate that!

Teddy's Playhouse
WELCOME TO TEDDY'S PLAYHOUSE THIS IS AN AWESOME LOUNGE http://cherrytap.com/mylounges.php?motd=4992 (repost of original by 'Garrett/TEDDYBEAR/n&n bncr/goondock bncr/Mouth/owner of TP/TIGER' on '2007-01-10 20:10:40')

Lovestories!
I believe that the lovestories are like travelling by train, journeys on the train. And when I see all these travelers sometimes I would like to be one of them. Why do you believe that so many people wait on the train in the station. Why you believe people are stressed so much about arriving too late. I tend to think that the best thing about love relationship is the beginning. why do you think people end there lovestories, it's just to enjoy a new beginning.

Nighty Night Folks!!!
Ok, I am peeling my eyes away. I have to be up bright and early...well actually it's always still dark out. So, dark and early. I hope that there will be many more long legged pics in my inbox when I get up tomorrow morning! Like late Christmas! If you have no idea what I'm talking about, see my previous blog "Longest Legs on Cherry". Cheers and many many Beers! BeerQueen

Do They Really Last...?!
♥So I have been dating a guy who lives 850 miles away from me for about a month now...and i'm wondering...Do Long Distance Relationships REALLY Last?!♥ It was SoOoOoOo awsome at 1st...I even went ALL the way down where he lives on a Greyhound bus over New Years!!! I thought everything was perfect...but after I got home...i started noticing within less than 2 week that he seemed WAY less interested in talking 2 me and he ALWAYS seemed SoOoOo bored with me. We went from talkin on the phone or the net (for at least a month) from almost 12 hours a day 2 pretty much (if i'm lucky) less than 30 min.s a day! Sure, there VERY FEW days that we talk longer...but it has been pretty rare lately. So this WHOLE past week has been horrible and i've been pretty down tryin 2 figure out if maybe he is just tryin 2 give me the hint that he doesn't want this anymore but doesn't know how 2 say it or what...caz he has told me b4 that he HATES breakin up with a girl...so I just told him

Which God Or Goddess Protects You?
You scored as Demeter. You are protected by Demeter. Demeter was the daughter of Cronus and Rhea, and sister to Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, Hera and Hestia. Demeter was the goddess of corn, fruit and agriculture in general and a goddess of fertility. As such she was, in many regions, associated with Poseidon as the god of fertilising water. When Hades kidnapped her daughter Persephone, Demeter struck a deal with Hades: Persephone split her time between Demeter (spring and summer) and Hades (autumn and winter). That's why we have the seasons.Demeter50%Poseidon44%Apollo38%Hera38%Zeus25%Which God or Goddess Protects You?created with QuizFarm.com

My Heart, My Head And My Balls!
The human body is a kingdom were every organ wants to be king. In every man there are three leaders who try to impose their law. This permanent struggle(fight) is the biggest source of troubles. A longtime war between the head, the heart and the balls. Would the young ladies excuse us if we do weird things. If one day we are lambs and if the next day we are wolves. It is because of the disputes in our body between our head, heart and balls. My heart is a true sponge, always tend to open. But my head is a soldier who is rarely allowed to move. My balls are motivated, they would like to take this brunette. But there is one that doesn't want it, damn my balls give me a headeache. My head said to my heart that it doesn't give a shit about my balls. But my balls listened and said my head had no heart. And as my heart has no balls, my head is not ready to be afraid. My heart is weak. And when my heart loses his head, my balls stay well in the warmth. And if my head leaves it over to my b

Whiskey Cake Recipe
1 box white cake mix 1 package instant vanilla pudding (3 oz) 1 oz whiskey 4 eggs 1 cup milk 1/4 cup oil 1 cup finely chopped walnuts 2 tsp flour 1/4 lb butter or margarine 3/4 cup sugar 1/2 cup whiskey (Note: this is a make ahead. Must be baked at least one day before serving) Combine cake and pudding mixes with whiskey and eggs, beating well. Beat in milk and oil. Toss walnuts with flour then fold into cake mixture. Pour into a greased and floured ten-inch tube pan and bake at 350 degrees about 55 to 60 minutes, until cake tests done. Leave cake in pan while you prepare glaze. To make glaze, heat together the butter, sugar and 1/2 cup whiskey until mixture is bubbling and butter melted. Pour hot mixture over hot cake in pan, then let cool in pan for at least 2 hours or more. You will need to put the cake back in the oven at 325 degrees for about 15/20 minutes to get outta pan. For extra "punch" add a shot or 2 into the cake.

Know The Facts
Breast Cancer Risk Factors FACTORS THAT PUT YOU AT RISK FOR DEVELOPING BREAST CANCER 50% of all breast cancers are diagnosed in women over the age of 50, and over 80% of all women diagnosed with breast cancer do not have a family history of breast cancer. If You Started Having Periods Early or Stopped Having Periods Late. Both of these instances will increase your risk of developing breast cancer. If You Have a Family History of Breast Cancer. Family history does not count if it was your counsin's uncle's wife's sister. Family history includes mothers, sisters and daughters. If An Immediate Relative Developed Breast Cancer Before Menopause Hit, Your Risk Is Increased Even Further. If You Have Never Been Pregnant or If You Become Pregnant After The Age of 26. (That's one risk factor for me!) If You Drink More Than Two Glasses of Liquor Each Day. If You Smoke Cigarettes If You Are a Woman. For every 100 women that develop breast cancer,

Just Curious....
HOW MANY OF YOU ALL FROM THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP NOTICED THAT I TOOK THE TIME TO ADD EACH ONE OF YOU TO MY PERSONAL FRONT PAGE? IF YOU HAVE BEEN TO MY PAGE TODAY IT MAY HAVE BEEN NICE TO SAY HEY THANKS PINK FOR ADDIN MY PIC THERE BUT ANYWAYS I WAS JUST CURIOUS.

The Kiss
the kiss you look at me softly and then you touch my hair. i'll feel so special like you really do care. you'll lean over slowly my heart will up its pace, right at that moment we'll be face to face, when your lips touch mine i will melt. your kiss will be the sweetest thing i have ever felt!

One Big Rasict
Drkangel6~ DarkMoon family member Just so you all know.. This is ONE BIG RACIST.. I added a black man to my friends list and he shot off with the "N" bomb... He followed me around Cherry.. Went to my friends pages and looked at the comments I left them and what they left me.. saying I was fucking all of them. Calling my friends no good motherfuckers, {Which they have seen the conversations, they know I am telling the truth.. A few have seen other conversations where Drkangel thought he owned me.. ordered me to leave Cherry.. Counted all my comments.. watching if I added anyone to my page.. acting like I was his woman.. his property.. And fuck.. I don't even know the man. I just met him last week.. and I just had a conversation with someone that just met him too and she said he scares her and she will tred with caution. I asked Cherry how to get my shouts back and if I get them back.. or a record of them.. I will show you all how big of a lunatic racist he is...another thing I

Gay
Hello everyone. It will be interesting to see who responds! I told a guy that I could find 300 people who believe in gay marriage before he could find 300 people who do not believe in gay marriage. If you believe in gay marriage, please copy and paste this into a new bulletin. Add your name and re-post it. If you happen to be the 300th person signing this, please send it back to Andrew Nelson. His email address is: Rnbowzrok4evr@aol.com Thanks! 1)Taylor 2) Jeremy 3)DUSTIN OH YEAH BABY 4) Michael (equality baby) 5.)jennifer 6.) Jason *love has no boundries nor does it discriminate! if another guy or girl makes you happy and you wanna be with them forever...i say ........ it...why not! its your life...live it! FTW* 7)Jessy~ Totally for it. Equality. 8)Brian~Love is Love. 9) Olivia 10) Christine 11) Jessie 12)Alex 13)matt 14) Sierra 15) Elz 16) Lizzy www.myspace.com/misc/faq.html? 17) Amanda 18) Rachael 19) Mae 20) Stef 21) Abby 22) Erin 23) Lisa 24) damian

Newt Nailed It...
A serious read, I hope Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Liberal socialists, etal listen and heed this speech and it's contents. Since the war I have read everything I could get my hands om about the Islamic religions, its terroristic cults, the 3rd Jihad and what Gingrich says here is the absolute truth and the measure of hatred they have toward us can't be stressed enough. If, as it has been in the past; scoffed and laughed at by Democrats just because this speech is delivered by a Republican and America, in fact, loses a city or millions of people due to a biological germ warfare weapon of mass destruction, do you think the public will ever listen to a Democrat or a liberal thinker again? Especially at this particular time as we are fighting a war against this very hatred toward us. I am sure they didn't fly commercial airplanes into the twin towers because they loved us! This speech calls for serious unity and for our politicans to stop playing their foolish party

What Kind Of Lesbian Are You
You scored as The Sprightly Elfin Femme. Cute and irresistible, you inspire and foster the little kid in everyone. Also, you make the best cookies and cutest knit hats.The Sprightly Elfin Femme60%The Surprise! Dyke50%The Femme Fatale50%The Magic Earring Ken Dyke40%The Pretty-Boi Dyke40%The Quasi-Gothic Femme30%The Student Dyke30%The Bohemian Dyke30%The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke30%The Granola Dyke20%The Stud

Reflexology
Reflexology, is a term for working on the feet.. or working the "energy" lines in the foot.. with I have to admit I do have a fedish for I well say one thing my wife well have sexy feet... Besides i enjoy work'n the feet the most when giving a massage.. And yes I'm a cerified Reflexology

The Big Five...
Big Five Word Test Results Extroversion (32%) moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive. Accommodation (72%) high which suggests you are overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense too often of your own individual development (martyr complex). Orderliness (64%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, neat, structured and restrained at the expense too often of flexibility, variety, spontaneity, and fun. Emotional Stability (35%) moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious. Inquisitiveness (38%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly small minded, traditional, and conventional at the expense of intellectual curiousity, possibility, and progress. Take Free Big Five Word Choice Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com GUESS I NEED TO WORK ON SOME THINGS!

Sexy Words
Push me, Touch me, Slip me, Slide me. Pull me close and whisper to me. Grip me, Grab Me, Hold me, Stroke me. Realize you can't be without me. Feel me, Dig me, Need me, Crave me. Go with it, you know you want me. Turn me on and light me up.

Hey Hey Hey
Well, life is good and busy. I'm hoping to party some tommorrow or maybe Friday night. I think I need to blog more just for fun. I can't say I have money really. I have very weak paychecks, but I've been enjoying the little things in life. I figured going to the gym would be a good investment for the New Year. I really do feel healthier and happier working out. I've stopped drinking so much soda as well. I've actually cut it out all together. I'm not online as much now. I just try to sleep more at night and not so much during the day. Well thank you to all my friends in here. Drop a line if you like.

Me!
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet." When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better

I Hate Public Speaking
Blah, I have to finish writing my stupid speech for tomorrow. It isn't really a speech, it's a case study that I have to read to the class. I absolutely hate public speaking. It has to be at least 5 minutes long too which is going to be hard for me because my first instinct is to talk as fast as I can out of nerves and to get it over with. My face is going to get all red and I'll probably shake a lil bit like always, and then I will be aware of the fact that my face is all red which will embarrass me even more so it may not go away the whole time LoL. I do not see the point in public speaking anyway unless you are majoring in politics or something of that sort. Plus I have a mock interview tomorrow too where I am supposed to dress up and bring my portfolio but fuck that. I'm wearing khakis and a white t-shirt and MAYBE I will put my portfolio together tonight if I can find it. I'm not worried about the grade cause I have a 100% in the class I have to do it for so a few points off won't

I Thought As I Had Finished Work Early Today...
I thought as I had finished work early today, I would have a hot relaxing bath. I started up the water for my bath, when I heard a knock at the door. It was Sarah. "Hi, I know this is unexpected, but I thought I'd drop by". She looked a bit lost, so I took pity and let her in. I had planned for a nice relaxing night with no interruptions, finally some time alone. It had been such a long week and I was so tired of people. Sarah was nice and hopefully she wouldn't stay for long. I showed her in, feeling a bit of resentment, I couldn't help but want to make her feel a little bad, making her realize she was interrupting me. "I was just looking forward to a nice hot bath". "I am sorry," she said. I sighed, as I do like her, her gentle features melt me every time she smiles. "No, it's all right", it is rude for me to have a bath while you are here. I head for the bathroom, her right behind me and start running the water again. I feel she staring at me. She leans against the sink and

Dreams
It was late in the evening when I finally drifted off to sleep this evening. I had been up late working remotely and lost track of the time. I chose to put my laptop away and curl into the bed for some much needed sleep, around 1:30 am. The evening was fairly still the window was open allowing a gentle breeze to drift in as sounds from the outside world muttered away in the background. The faint sound of the cars off the motorway a good distance away, the pitter patter of the starlings moving around on my porch in search of a snack; all began to lull me to sleep. Before too long, I was sound asleep and beginning to dream of the time I spent with her when we were in Italy. My subconscious mind was feeding off of my emotions, and playing on the fact that I missed having her around so much. It was like losing the other half of my soul and trying to find a balance with her gone. As the dream state took over me completely, having fallen deep to sleep within moments of lying down, I coul

Kinky Or Not?
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Blind Folds83%Bondage75%Whips58%Biting58%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Onions And Christmas Trees
Onions and Christmas Trees A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of breasts, depending on a woman's age-In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.After fifty, they are like onions." Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...." Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." A Christmas tree?" Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..."

What Is Rise Above Promotions?
Rise Above Promotions is a promotion company that promotes Cleveland, Ohio Bands and events. We are willing to hit the streets, venues, and fan bases in order to promote your shows or bands. We are right now, working with local bands such as Caiata and Curse Icon as well as any one who asked for our help. If you are a Cleveland area band, and you need help with your shows or band promotion, please contact me here or Edbrodie1976@yahoo.com. We are part of the Bloodoll entertainment group, this includes, Bloodoll photography, and Twisted graffix. Together we make up Bloodoll entertainment. We are ready to all serve the needs of this areas bands, and entertainment. Ed (Brodie) McDonald

For You...
for you, i would dance and dance. for you i would romance and romance. for you i would sing and sing for you i would sweetness bring. for you, i wear red lipstick. for you i promise no trick. for you i would bare my soul and expect no gold. for you, i love and love as pure as white doves. for you i give and give and for you, i live. for you i tell my secrets and for you, there are no regrets. for you i give away my heart and i promise to never depart. for you i would die and for you, never lie. for you i would cease to breathe and never shall i deceive. for you i would love for you i would love. for you i would cry and cry if you should ever die. for you i would die with you and no there would not be two, but one ever after and always i would be one with you.......

Go Figure.....
You scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things. Goofy81%The Beast81%Ariel63%Sleeping Beauty63%Peter Pan56%Pinocchio56%Donald Duck50%Cruella De Ville38%Snow White38%Cinderella31%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

Miss Cherry Tap Demands A Recount In The Sexiest Cherry Contest !
One only need look at Miss Cheery Tap to see that she should have easily won the Title of Sexiest Cherry. CLICK on The Above Picture To See What Is Good For You CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today "

The Man Code!!!
This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent). 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-l

Ok - Now I'm Pissed!
I unfortunately took a time out to watch the presidential address this evening and I'm scared - really now! 20,000 more troops of which we really do not have. They are trained soldiers - killing machines (and I say that because the first thing taught is here is my weapon, here is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun). These trained soldiers are pawns that are scared to death and forced to serve their "commitment" of which was to earn a living because the local economy could not afford them housing or food for survival and many enlisted have used joining a military branch out of desperation to provide for their families or go on welfare! Yeah Proud Americans! Of which many are at or below poverty level anyway after taxes! All the "terrorists" are fleeing Iraq into Syria and other nations! Great - SOSDD! What do all these "professionals" not see? The ludicrousness of this plan? They are going to do the same thing as last year all over again! Where are all these "insu

Potentially Vs. Realistically:
Potentially vs. Realistically: A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with To

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I tried to be helpless but you didn’t stay on top You got off So of course you’re gonna get rushed and slammed into a wall It’s the price of letting me get up after I fall My desire to be used can become the fuel to abuse you in the opening of my eyes Moving at you before I even get you in my sights Lunging at the smell and sound of your blood and other fluids I have no choice but to melt you down and reform you in my grasp I love getting so rough that all you can do is gasp I love that you fuck me up so much that I NEED your gasp Your whimpers Your moans, groans, and screams I want to create them, claim them, make them all for me You make me selfish I want to keep you under lock and key Spend all my time desecrating you as you destroy me Between your legs I slide my knee Fill my hands with your ass and pull you in by the cheeks Bite at your chest and make you shudder against me Crush and dampen my leg as you grind it with your sweet I try to stay focused on the r

Crave
Fuck me like the whore we both know I am Rape me the way you say you can Penetrate me, make me feel something I can’t feel the tools I wield with my own hands I can’t even stand I twitch and writhe as my body bends Take me without compassion, not even a shred Make the switch Tickle my itch You made me your slave Now make me your bitch Do something that will make me talk shit

Nope
we aren't getting that place in cotteageville afterall.. BUT we are looking at one more place Nearby in the Ladson area.....If we move my kids will be changing schools which for my oldest will probably be a good thing b/c he has a few bullies at the school he goes to know. It will be a fresh start for him....he'd be going to College Park Elementary which is a HUGE school compared to the one he goes to now.

Guy Facts
When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

Ratings Please Repost
Hello and Good Evening to all... I was sitting here thinking about all the ratings I have been giving and not getting any in return... I like to help people get there ratings up and I would also like to get mine up as well... I am sure that I anm not the only one who feels this way, If you feel the same way PLEASE REPOST, Dont get caught being the last one to hold this in your hands...DONT LET THE LOVE STOP WITH YOU!!! Take Care my CT Friends and always REMEMBER YOU HAVE A FRIEND when someone is willing to give you the shirt off their Back.. Jim (Taz) Malone Please CUT and Paste and add your name to this list.

Contest
visit my website and finish a story in the Kink~Extreme section...if you win for the best ending you win a free Kink~E Tee shirt! Also you can't forget to go shopping! Check out the banners and click to enter the worlds of toys and festish. OFFICIAL KINK~E TEE SHIRTS Also link up to my site where you will find more stores on hand! If you're interested in Advertising, please contact me immediately!!! Space is limited!!! You also don't want to miss the writer's contest and win a free Kink~E Tee Shirt!!!

Finally
Well it sure feels like winter is here in Northern MN. Its about time thats for sure. Tonight is supposed to be our warmest temp in the next several days. Highs are supposed to be in the single digits after tomorrow and lows in the teens below zero every night. Its good to have winter back. All we need now is some snow. Well tomorrow is a big day. I have to go take a test for Hibbing PD to see if I score high enough to get on their eligibilty list for the upcoming year. Its just another test. Then on my way home from that I have to call and let the Chief in virginia know when I will be going through Virginia cause he wants to sit down with me. I can only think that is a good thing. If they weren't interested in hiring me, they would just send me a letter. I also recieved a letter today for Dakota County saying that if I wanted an interview with them that I have to call and make an appointment. So I will wait and see what tomorrow brings and go from their. So how is

Only In My Head
only in my head do i feel your sweet touch only in my head does it truly hurt this much only in my head do i think now of you only in my head do you think of me too only in my head do i scream out in my rage only in my head are the thoughts on this page only in my head does this make any sense only in my head are my walls of defense only in my head do i long to hold you tight only in my head is that perfectly alright only in my head is a sadness so bitterly real only in my head am i truly allowed to feel.

Thoughts
Why no matter how good life can be can you be so sad?How everything every little thing makes you depressed or sad? Thats me to a T I can't help it like right now I am so sad I just can't take it no more. And yes I do have reason to be like this not having my own home not having my kids here. But also other things have made me sad today just certain things that were said that just rubbed me the wrong way. Things I know better than to let bug me but for some reason I can't stop them from bugging me.

Pay Attention To Me!
Hey i added pictures, they will go away soon if i dont get comments on them....sooo yeah.....thanks bunches I have to have atleast 20 comments on each one!!! Hope to hear from ya sooooonnn.........

Messages Bug Sucked!!
So I came home from getting my hair done..logged on to cherrytap and all my messages are gone! Just fantastic. I have been told it happened because of the bandwidth blah blah blah. I had 100 messages! All gone and that super sucks :( So if I hadn't replied to your message its because I didn't see it!! UGH can my life get any more frustrating? Okay complaining over I know its just some messages, I just tried so hard to answer every single one. On the brightside I'm all caught up now :) See ya guys I'm off to write another boring paper about computer systems and work a million math problems.

The Horny Gorilla
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at h

New Toys.
Well, my jump rope finally gave up the ghost and died. I had to purchase a new jump rope, but I don't mind overly, as this new jump rope is simply perfect for my height. I even purchased a new stability ball, but I chose a 65 cm ball rather than the 45 cm ball to make the workouts more challenging. My various muscles are feeling the stability ball, the new and improved jump rope, and the belly dance. Salsa, too.

What Its Like To Be Me
I’ve fallen, Fallen into the dark you’ll never find me, and I don’t want to be found leave me alone, Ill never tell you anything, about me I’ve run, through time and space to the back of my mind, where you can never find.... me you don’t know me, you never will. My thoughts and dreams, are filled with evil You try to understand, what its like to be me but no matter how hard you look, you will never see, you’ll never know. I’ll hide, in my dark corner in my mind, all alone I don’t care, what you think I don’t need you. All I need, is my mind my thoughts and dreams, all alone. So get away, leave me be you’ll never know, what it’s like to be me

Rip Boys
May the winds of love blow softly And whisper so you’ll hear, We will always love and miss you And wish that you were here. Nothing can ever take away The love a heart holds dear. Fond memories linger every day Remembrance keeps him near. I sit and wonder every day, Why the Lord chose to call you away, I think He saw you needed rest, He only takes the very best. Loving you is easy, We do it every day, Missing you is a heartache, That never goes away. A garden of beautiful memories, Sprayed with a million tears. Little by little, as we grieve for lost loved ones, we begin to remember not just that they died but that they lived. This day is remembered and quietly kept, No words are needed, we shall never forget, For those we love don’t go away, They walk beside us every day. Unseen and unheard, but always near, So loved, so missed, and so very dear. Some souls pass through this lifetime like a gentle summer rain. They touch our hearts and then return to

Lmfao
HAHAHAHAHAH ISNT MY SISTER SUCH A LADY?? ..[Nicole].. ι мιςς γоū ςоооооо мūсн вaвy ιсн Ľιεвε đιсн says: I have to terd LOL x0x..(((.l|l.I.Lub Him..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..Deep.Inside.The.Corner.Of.My.Mind.Im.Attached.To.You..}} says: lmfao ..[Nicole].. ι мιςς γоū ςоооооо мūсн вaвy ιсн Ľιεвε đιсн says: haha these pills make me constaly poop x0x..(((.l|l.I.Lub Him..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..Deep.Inside.The.Corner.Of.My.Mind.Im.Attached.To.You..}} says: lmfao i should post this in a blog mwhaha ..[Nicole].. ι мιςς γоū ςоооо&#

15 Things You Probably Never Knew Or Thought About
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude r

Live On Cam Now
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24 Hours....
Ok i was just asked this question so i thought i would ask it back to you... IF you had 24 hours to live what would you do... My answer was...I would make sure to go see all my family and make sure that they know that i loved them and what ways that they made me feel loved ...Then i would go to the beach and take the special people in my life and make sure that i see one more sunset and one sunrise and make sure that my best friends all knew how much that they meant to me in there own special ways... I have so many friends in my life and they are always there for me when i need them no matter the good or the bad...

The Soldier’s Untold Story
You can tell his pain, When you watch his tears fall once again. He leaves his family only to walk into a nightmare, That when he finally wakes up he isn’t really there. He can see the tears in her eyes, Because she knows the hellos will soon become goodbyes. His security blanket is his gun, As walk under the hot sun. Nobody could prepare him for what’s going on, As he watches his friends stand, then gone. He knows what he is fighting for, But his body feels weak and sore, He falls to his knees with tears streaming from his eyes, Cause he doesn’t want to say goodbye. This horrible nightmare will turn any boy into a man, But you’ll never understand. Cause the pain is so hard to explain, When your the one seeing death again. With every letter he gets brings hope and something to remember her by, With guns shots firing all around him, and no place to hide. He is scared with every bomb that hits near, As he takes out the picture of his baby girl alo

Are You Out There ???????
ARE YOU OUT THERE ??????? I am looking for some free time away from my kids and work . I am looking for a down to earth girl,who loves too have fun in life .Life is to short !!! ARE YOU OUT THERE ????????? IF SO GIVE ME A SHOUT BACK , I WOULD LOVE TO CHAT WITH YOU .

Morning Fun
Morning Fun by Maldoror Â© {All copyrights and such stay with me: Maldoror. No one else may take this story and use it elsewhere without express written permission from me at the link below. You may also write me to tell me you liked this story, hated it, did it to someone, or want to have me do it to you. All requests will be performed on a first-cum first-served basis.} This is different than my normal stories in as much as there is very little character or storyline. This is sex. lol Enjoy! You are on satin sheets reading the newspaper sipping coffee. Bathed in sunlight, you intently read. Whatever it is, either a news story about a robbery or a two-for-one sale, I do not know. Either way you do not notice when I enter. Of course you did not expect me. It is Monday morning, and I am supposed to be at work. However, there was something I forgot to do. Something more important than work, so I called and said I would be late. How late? 2 hours should do it. I wear

....damn It, This Not How I Wanted To End My Night...
Well I just got off of the phone with my mom and it seems that one of my angels has passes away... When I was young and things were really bad between my parents the powers that be granted me an angel to watch over not just myself but my brother and mother as well. Lonnie Shepard was an angel if ever there was one. When dad went insane and busted in the plate glass windows it was my angel who hurried us to his car and gave us a safe place to sleep. When I need a place to hide from the world my angel was there and when I didnt knwo how to go on, you guessed it that angel stood by my side and made me smile at the good in the world. Lonnie was an inspiration and a friend, a sweet man and a hard fighter. He helped to shape who I am and how I see the world. Rest in Peace Lonnnie I love you

For P.i.t.a. Loves Peyton On Cherry Tap
Sharing Sitting I find true peace inside Healing blue water flowing energy a gift to guide... Sharing this feeling Holding gently Letting go Releasing electric blue love to warm and heal every single sentient soul... 1.10.07 James C Leveroni

Code Of The Nine
The Nine Noble Virtues of Asatru: 1.Courage, Bravery, Standing up for what you believe in. 2.Truth- Honesty in all things both to yourself & to others. 3.Honor- To do as you say and to act upon your convictions. 4.Troth- Loyalty to the self, family, friends, & the Gods & Goddesses. 5.DISCIPLINE Self--Rule- Judgment & Self Control to govern yourself by your convictions. 6.Hospitality- To freely share your gifts with others. 7.Industriousness- To work wholeheartedly both hard & intelligently. To keep thinking & growing as a person. 8. Self-Reliance. Rely on others as infrequently as you possibly can. But don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it! 9.Perseverance- Don't give up at what you do until you feel it is completed & done well. The Nine Charges 1. To maintain candour and fidelity in love and devotion to the tried friend: though he strike me I will do him no scathe. 2. Never to make wrongsome oath: for great and grim is the reward f

Big Daddy Life
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Grant Mettler Birthday: 02/08/1974 Birthplace: Lancaster Current Location: Lancaster Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'6 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right but can use the left [WINK ] Your Heritage: Irish /German The Shoes You Wore Today: Clogs Your Weakness: An sexy smile & someone in trouble Your Fears: Spiders Your Perfect Pizza: Pep and cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: N/A Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMFAO Thoughts First Waking Up: Hey i made it through another night Your Best Physical Feature: My smile Your Bedtime: shower , good book and an smoke Your Most Missed Memory: My grandmother Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds Single or Group Dates: Orgy why not Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea [Green Tea ] Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate is great during sex Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino [french Vanilla ] [ Pum

I See It In Your Smile { Kalvin Jones }
I see into your smile And it warms me inside, No fear in my eyes I've no need to hide. I see into your smile It lights up my way, It's a brand new start To a wonderful day. I see into your smile And it's then that I know, Nothing bad comes my way For I live in your glow. I see into your smile And it fills me with life, I then remain focused On becoming your wife. I see into your smile And it's welcoming brush, It's like the soft gentleness Of your warm loving touch. I see into your smile The way it lights up your eyes, I'm so filled with wonder And I then realize... The warmth and the love Found within your smile, Gives me hope for our future And makes the wait all worthwhile. I long to give back The same in my smile, And pray that your soul Feels equally beguiled. For as much as you love me I love you even more... Then any love You've ever known before. Within your loving smile I forever reside, No more running For there's no need to hide. Cow

Kinda Mood I Am In Right Now Fray ( How To Save A Life)
Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just to talk He smiles politely back to you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along Pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you and Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road Or break with the ones you've fo

Fuckin Bush.....not What You Think Pervs
so i'm getting ready to watch the new episode of bones where they get buried in a car right......fuckin president bush comes on and just takes up the whole hour long set with his news that he's sending thousands upon thousands of more troops over to iraq to insure that all the troops can come home sooner.........yeah...........um.............BULLSHIT!!!!! fuckin tard not only did he make more mothers,brothers,sisters,children,wives,husbands,friends, and various other family members and people just really pissed off but he also ruined bones for me...........ASSHOLE!!! VOTE DEMOCRATIC OR INDEPENDANT!!!!! thank you for your time brandy

Newest Poem Today
Self centered and full of pride Forgotten spirit born and died Bereft of hope unreachable fool Losing the moments greatest jewel Belief to be above all distain Yet alone and left to feel the pain Of erring judgment a living lie Pity the fool who’s spirit did die For lack of knowledge and of love Lost soul seeking answers above Yet living the day with eyes so blind Unable to know the greatest find One moment lived one with all Truly pride leads us to the fall Only in sharing this moment in peace Will life be a joy and salvation release The burden of loads carried beyond due To let go of the past and enjoy the new Free of self and isolation within Without a doubt pride is the greatest sin By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Other Beings And Critters Of The Nine Worlds
Land Wights Protective Spirits of The Earth that live among us in Midgard. House Wights Spirits that are attached to a particular place or family. Valkyries Help collect the Battle Dead and deliver them to Freya & Odin's Halls. Disir Minor Goddesses that promote healing, love and safety in the home. Swartalfar Great Smiths/Tool Makers. Guardians of naturally occurring metals & resources. Trolls Mischevious Spirits who dwell in Midgard Under Rocks, In Streams, etc. Etins/Jontar/Giants/ Chaotic forces of the Universe. Huldafolk Hidden Folk with tails that travel Midgard unseen in daylight. Fetches Beings that accompany those not killed in battle to the realm of the dead. Norns Similar to the Greek fates, weavers of Wyrd. There are three: Urd, Verdandi & Skuld. Hughnin & Mughnin Odin's Ravens Thought & Memory who circle the world and tell Odin what they see.

Cold Hands
Cold Hands Body: Cold Hands Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic weekend vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud,... don't your *ears* ever get cold?!?!?

The Vanir
They are race of gods, who were frequently at war with the Aesir, but later reconciled and dwelt with them in Asgard. The Vanir correspond to fertility, prosperity, eroticism and magic. They are more gentle and concerned with matters of nature and fertility. And they are Aegir, Bragi, Frey, Freya, Heimdall, Hnossa, Holde, Idunna, Nanna, Nerthus, Njord, Ostara, Ran, Skadi, Svol, and Ullr.

Newbie
My first day on CherryTap!! What an experience...and talk about overload. So much to put on my page and some many places to find it. WHOOAAA!! But, I do have to say it was a interesting process. Hopefully I will get used to it and become a vet. Thanks to all that have already rated me. I was shocked..at least 3 in my first 10 minutes. I wasn't even finished setting up my profile. Keep it up though! Mandy

The Aesir
The Aesir are the great gods who live in Asgard. The Aesir correspond to the functions of magic, law, and war. And they are Balder, Fjorgyn, Forseti, Frigga, Hermod, Hod, Loki, Magni, Meili, Mudi, Nanna, Odin, Sif, Sigyn, Thor, Thrudh, Tyr, Vidar and Voli

Bush's Speech 1/10/07
MORE AMERICAN BLOOD TO BE SPILLED! WHERE WERE THESE CHANGES 5 YEARS AGO MAYBE HE WANTS TO SEND THE CARRIER OVER THERE TO ATTACK IRAN OUR SOLDIERS ARE SO BRAVE AND DESERVE BETTER PERHAPS THEY SHOULD MOVE THE WHITEHOUSE TO BAGDAD NO MORE CRAWFORD TX REMEMBER WHEN BUSH SAID HE WOULD LISTEN TO HIS COMMANDERS ON THE GROUND. THEY SAID NO MORE TROOPS SO HE FIRED THEM! NOT ONE MORE AMERICANS BLOOD SHOULD BE SHED DID YOU KNOW THAT IT WILL TAKE 5 MONTHS TO GET THOSE 21,000 TROOPS IN IRAQ. OH BY THE WAY BY THE TIME THE 21,000 IN IRAQ WE WILL STILL BE SHORT OF THE LARGEST AMOUNT OF TROOPS WE HAD IN IRAQ WE HAD ALMOST 160,000 TROOPS THERE ABT A YEAR AGO. WITH THE 21,000 TROOPS WE WILL REACH ABT 150,000 TROOPS. AND THAT IS TO ACCOMPLISH WHAT??? SHED MORE BLOOD!!!!!!!! THE CIVIL WAR IS GOING ON THERE ~~~ ONLY ABOUT 5% ARE ESTIMATED TO BE TERRORISTS WE STILL NEVER FINISHED IN AFGHANISTAN AND GUESS WHAT OUR BORDERS IN THE USA ARE WIDE OPEN.

Still Looking For Volunteers And Supporters!
I am still looking for anyone that has been touched by pregnancy and infant loss...to see if they might be willing to tell their story and have it posted here with mine along with a few others that have stepped up. I am also looking for people that support my mission enough to stick a little blurb about me and what I am doing on my page ON THEIRS....I have about 5-6 people doing it so far...maybe more....its much cheaper than a blast everyone and its helping many. Please think about it!

The Gods
ODIN He is the chief God leader of the Aesir he gave us the runes and he knows all that goes on in the nine worlds from his ravens and his wolfs. TYR Is the god of Law THOR Is a son of Odin protector of Asgard and Migard. His animal is the goat of which he has two who pull his wagon. FRIGGA She is the wife of ODIN and has prophetic knowledge she rarely speaks of it. She is the goddess of mothers and the home. FREYA she is the Goddess of magic love and physical well-being. Her magic is called Seith or Sedir.Her animals are cats of which she also has two and sows. FREY He is FREYA’s twin brother He is lord of prosperity, material and physical well-being. He controls the natural processes in the land and air. Animals are boar, deer and horses. NJORD He is the father of the twins Frey and Freya. He is god of the sea and harbors. RAN she is a goddess of the sea wife of Aegir she collects those who die at sea and brings them to her hall when they die. BRAGI God

The Nine Worlds
1.Asgard:the home of the Aesir the gods each have a hall for them and there followers. The more commonly known halls are Sessirum FREYA’s hall and Valhalla Odin's hall. 2.Vanaheim: The home of the Vanir Gods. 3.Alfheim: The home of the Light Elves. 4.Svartalfheim: The home of the Dark Elves. They live mainly underground. 5.Nidellvir:The home of the Dwarves. They are excellent craftsmen and are known to make the best weapons and armor in all the nine worlds. 6.Jotunheim: The home of the Giants. The giants are basically humanoid in appearance and color. 7.Muspell: The home of the Fire Giants. 8.Niflheim:A world of ice and fog and is also the home of Nidhug the Dragon, who feeds on the dead who have truly lived a evil life . Helheim is the land of the dead and is a part of Niflheim and is ruled by Hela. 9.Midgard: Where you are now Folks! And is connected to Asgard by the Bifrost bridge.

I Will Be Offline For A Few Days.
I will be traveling to Oregon tomorrow, returning on Sunday evening. My younger brother committed suicide over the weekend so I am going up for the funeral. My brother was a year younger than I. I also have another brother and three sisters. My brother was a chronic alcoholic and drug user and he had pancreatitis that caused him a lot of pain. The hospitals would not give him pain medication because he was tagged as a user so he turned back to alcohol to kill the pain; thus a vicious cycle. He had a bachelor's degree in horticulture and he had his own business three times. He had a beautiful wife and beautiful twin daughters, who are now teenagers. He lost everything so many times and lived under bridges and in missions for the last several years. Many of the family members tried to help him but he would steal from them and was impossible to live with. It is a sad, sad day. As a result of the abusive childhood, I was never close to this brother. I was closer to my older brother. I

I Wanna Win This One..please Help
OK YEPP I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST AND I NEED BOMBERS !!! NAME OF CONTEST IS "WHO WANTS TO MARRY BEN DOVER" IT'S GUNNA BE A FUN ONE. IT STARTS JAN.10(WED.) AND WILL GO UNTIL JAN.31(WED) SO PLEASE ANY FREE TIME YOU WANNA SPEND BOMBING WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. JUST CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO ME. THANKS AGAIN IN ADVANCE NUTTIN BUT LUV FOR YA. XOXOX

To All Moms
Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom? "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but that's O.K."....... Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?". "All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say...... The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?" GOD answered...... "When I made woman, I decided she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort... I gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come even from her own children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without com

Cayman Islands For Honeymoon!!!
Very Very excited. We are going to the Cayman Islands for our honeymoon. We booked on 7 Mile Island. Made sure to get a hotel on the beach. Leaving June 20th so counting down the days lol. Now just looking up various tours etc so we can do something other than lay on those beautiful beaches for a week... lol Any suggestions??

Relationships
so right now, im think im with a girl and she is so beautiful and funny and sweet. and i love her. but everytime i get close to someone, they end up hurtin me. i don't know if its going to happen this time, but somethings make me nervous. she said she loves me. i hope its the truth. i love her so much

Liberals: Born To Run
I knew the events in the Middle East were big when The New York Times devoted nearly as much space to them as it did to a New York court ruling last week rejecting gay marriage. Some have argued that Israel's response is disproportionate, which is actually correct: It wasn't nearly strong enough. I know this because there are parts of South Lebanon still standing. Most Americans have been glued to their TV sets, transfixed by Israel's show of power, wondering, "Gee, why can't we do that?" Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean says that "what's going on in the Middle East today" wouldn't be happening if the Democrats were in power. Yes, if the Democrats were running things, our cities would be ash heaps and the state of Israel would have been wiped off the map by now. But according to Dean, the Democrats would have the "moral authority that Bill Clinton had" — no wait! keep reading — "when he brought together the Israelis and Palestinians." Clinton really br

If Only Bin Laden Had A Stained Blue Dress ...
If you wonder why it took 50 years to get the truth about Joe McCarthy, consider the fanatical campaign of the Clinton acolytes to kill an ABC movie that relies on the 9/11 Commission Report, which whitewashed only 90 percent of Clinton's cowardice and incompetence in the face of terrorism, rather than 100 percent. Islamic jihadists attacked America year after year throughout the Clinton administration. They did everything but blow up his proverbial "bridge to the 21st century." Every year but one, Clinton found an excuse not to fight back. The first month Clinton was in office, Islamic terrorists with suspected links to al-Qaida and Saddam Hussein bombed the World Trade Center. For the first time ever, a terrorist act against America was treated not as a matter of national security, but exclusively as a simple criminal offense. The individual bombers were tried in a criminal court. (The one plotter who got away fled to Iraq, that peaceful haven of kite-flying children unti