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created on 01/02/2007  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b40267
Subject: YODELING > > > YODELING > > > > > Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? > > Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of >Switzerland > > Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went >up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. ! > > The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. > > As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is >that man going into the barn?" > > "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to >stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn." > > The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate >of food for him and then took it out to the barn. > > About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing dishevelled >and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went. > > The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps >the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the >barn, and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her >blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to bed. > > The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued >on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left. > > When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she >broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she >cried. "We made such passionate love last night!" > > "What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking >for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain. > > The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with >my daughter!" > > The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next >to his mouth, and yelled out..... > > "LAIDTHEOLAIDEETOO
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