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You Know What Today Is
Humpday have a naughty one too!!! Lorie Myspace Layout Codes Most Resources Sexi Graphics New Comment Codes Best Graphics
My Birthday
this birthday kicked ass got drunk had fun and had soem good sex i cant wait for one more year so i can buy the beer i am 20 and i cant wait till im 21 hell yea peace out all
Is There Love??
please come tap my cherry azz with a comment and a ten if u haven't already and b sure to hit the other ladies up also....we the 30's + against the unders in there them that we get better and sexier with age *wink* click on pic for direct voting page
A Guy Named Bob
POOR BOB Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and Brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have A Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey. " A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots he
Metaphysical Forecast For Jan.10th-16th
I would like to welcome you to another week of self-discovery and universal understanding. Your forecast this week on major transits begin on Friday when Venus, the planet of artistic expression, and personal relationships at 10º Aquarius will sextile Jupiter, the planet of growth and expansion at 10º Sagittarius. The energy expressed from this sextile of Venus with Jupiter will have you expanding your desire to love freely and abundantly. You will wake up this morning feeling joyous and full of life ready to share love with your friends and lovers. Today would be a great day to take off work, because you want feel much like working under todays influence. This is a good time to take that drive in the country with your lover. You are attracted to high-minded and worldly people today. If you make a new friendship or love relationship today; it will be beneficial for both individuals. Todays new relationship will bring out the best in you, and the both of you will achieve more personal g
Lifetime Relationships
A Good Friend posted this as a Comment on my page. I wish I had the time to send it out to everyone, but I need to go rest my head (already did to many comments and ratings for today) But I wanted to make sure my FRIENDS See this. So before you pass it on, read it again & think about it. Everything or person that comes and goes in our lives helps to build our Foundations. So will we let them be strong or weak? I for one, have decided to make mine strong again!! (a good many of you know what this past year as been for me) So I guess that was & is my New Years Resolution. To Build a Strong Internal Foundation, no matter what the outside is doing! Well here is what she left (remember to read it a few times & think about it): LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other rel
Redneck Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, e
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Mr. Cherrytap Contest
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Seriously Messed Up
PLEASE PASS THIS ON....VERY IMPORTANT WARNING!!!!! Very Important please read This is seriously fucked up, and anyone caught doing this should be shot. Anyone who knows who my myspace profile is will realise the irony in this however what you are about to read is fucked up. THIS ACTAULLY HAPPENED IN UXBRIDGE - IN ROYALES BE CAREFUL!!! A woman at a night-club on Saturday night was taken by 5 men who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes and along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, was Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilise large animals. Rumour has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the gi
Faith Hill Cry Just sitting at home thinking of someone!!!
Calling All Paint Shop Pro Members
INVITED TO JOIN PAINT SHOP PRO MEMBERS ONLY!!!!!!! Share your joy for collecting adult paint shop pro goodies. Adult PSP related and incredimail Stuff, Adult Stats,Tag Extras and tubes and blank tags and so on. -------->PLEASE READ THIS
Witches Of Ct Lounge
My Dear Friends, The following link is a wonderful lounge established by Witchy Amourette ~Witches Of CT~ Welcome witches and those who seek help. Please remember to respect each other. We are not into dramas, we are here to help and to offer support. If you became a member of this lounge, feel free to add 'Witches Of CT' to your nickname. Brightest Blessings Witchy Amourette Please feel free to join and remember the three-fold law and be respectful as I feel that this shall be a wonderful environment to learn and grow in your individual path. Brightest Blessings one and all! In Love and Light, Lady Victoria
Happy Hump Day (thanks Princess)
Move To Alaska
Move to Alaska Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all ri
Womens Asses Lol
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.
Vertified Salute Train***add Yourself And Repost
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Good Morning Everyone
Hi yall i just wanted to say hey from Miss Dangerous Sleepy Head! I woke up this morning to beautiful sunshine...but no breakfast in bed:(. HOpe yall have a good one!
Snow day!!! Major blizzard in progress, affecting both Alberta and Saskatchewan. Highways are shut down, with tow trucks and plows unable to get out. Dozens of cars are in the ditches already. The lady who drives me to work has her car snowed in, thus I'm not going anywhere - and I'm certainly not walking. I called her while standing in the house's foyer watching the swirling snow and we agreed it's not worth it to even attempt going to work. Wally can do without us for a day - save the poor, poor little company some money. Areas above a line running from Lloydminster to Saskatoon to south of Hudson Bay will be hit with as much as 20 centimetres of snow and blizzard conditions, according to CBC Saskatchewan.
Therh Singles Train
Calling all single peeps. Add yourself and you might finda a connection Post your link below the next one -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TheRH Cherry Ninja ( Need Entries For Ladies Best Intimate Tattoo Contest)@ CherryTAP spunky_ kitten_godess@ CherryTAP DizzylizzyBBW@ CherryTAP RUBIAS ROCKIN NYC/ '' K..O..T@ CherryTAP ♥~♥Mandy♥~♥L.O.D. member@ CherryTAP ♥ MyѕтιcαℓGεмιиι ♥@ CherryTAP --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Just A Little Tidbit.
Alright people. i am NOT persian. It's just my name. Normally i wouldn't disclose the origin of it but here it goes. Myself and Ruby (who's not Egyptian btw) were messing around one day. (No not like that). Anyway we were talking about Alexander the Great *my favorite person of all time* and we were talking about how he repeatedly invaded Persia. Oh and yeah Alexander was Greek. Figure it out.
Jump On And Add Yourself, Get Some New Friends!
HERE IT IS! HYPNOTIC EYES FIRST CHERRY TRAIN. CLICK THE PICTURES AND GO SHOW SOME LOVE AND ADD YOURSELF TO THE BOTTOM AND REPOST!!! BUNCH OF SEXY PEOPLE AND GREAT MUSIC IN THIS BULLETIN! AND PEOPLE THAT RETURN THE LOVE! HOP ON BITCHES! {{۩¤HýþñøtîǤÊy맮¤۩}}@ CherryTAP James@ CherryTAP mike@ CherryTAP Trent@ CherryTAP Angels Rejection@ CherryTAP Nick@ CherryTAP ۩¤{§ëxý¤BîtcH}¤۩@ CherryTAP *~Oral_fixation~*{Rebel of C.T.}@ CherryTAP ♠ ¤ ĊħęÞśįę ¤ ♠@ CherryTAP Senor Pablo Escobar@ CherryTAP hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me
Vote For Meh~! :d
In the hottest Cherry Contest :D xoxo ..::Tiff::..
Well guys I found out yesterday I am going to have to go under the knife!!! My breast Cancer has returned!!! This time is worse than last..but I am trying to stay hopeful of the outcome!!! It will be rough concidering I have breast implants that will have to be removed before anything can be done!!! Once again I ask you to keep me in your thoughts and prayers as I fight this battle once again!!! And for all of you who have not had a breast examination,.Men and women alike please do so..early detection is the best treatment!!! love you all Chele
Scorpions On A Plane!
United Airlines American Airlines And both happened, like, today. It's crazy.
I Need Affirmation
Please go to my private photo ablum and rate my naughty picture. Please.
Wedding Crashers
Ok, I saw this for the first time last night on HBO, and I thought it was going to suck balls, but to tell you the truth it was realy good. Not "I'm going to cry" good, but still good. I GIVE THIS MOVIE 3 AND 1/2 STARS OUT OF 4.
We Were Dressed And Ready To Go Out For The New
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Upsidedown Cybercoaster
When you least Expect it Is when you Have to beware Someone stabs You in the back Or lets you know That they care If you get caught By surprise You stand there In shock But when you are Ready For anything You hold firm You’re a rock The one’s who chose To hurt you They get an evil Glare But the one’s Who share their heart Receive a tender Stare It happens In a moment Then changes Everything You either Write them off Or start Thinking about Rings
Never Say I Love You!!!
Never Say I Love You if you really don't care Never talk about feelings if they really aren't there Never Hold My Hand If your going to break my heart Never say your going to If you never plan to start Never look deep into my eyes If all your going to do is lie Never say hello If you really mean goodbye If you really mean forever Then say that you will try Never say forever If it will make me cry
Dear Lord
Dear Lord, I thank You for this day I thank You for my being able to see and To hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an Understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing Me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was Not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day With a new attitude and plenty of gratitude Let me make the best of each And every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You. Please broaden My mind that I can accept all things. Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over. And It's the best response when I'm pushed beyond my limits. I know that when I can't pray, You listen to my heart. Continue to use me to do Your will. Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to others. Keep me strong That I may help the weak... Keep me uplifted that I may have words of Encouragement for others. I pr
Dont Know
I dont know how to do this lol Its my frist one..and i dont know how many people are going to read it but owell i dont know what to do my bf is going back to jail on monday and it pisses me off...and he'll be in there for 2-6 months or maybe even longer You would think i was used to this but he's in rehab and angermanigment.. He did major drugs and drank alot and you can see he did some bad shit now he has to pay for it and aswell so do i but thats all i know for now
I Don't Know...
It's stupid really. A silly little reminder of what will never be. Oh, I can laugh and smile and pretend it's all ok. In fact, that's exactly what I plan to do. I just need a little time to compose myself. It's getting harder and harder to do. What I want to do is cry. Maybe it's fear. I'm afraid of what will happen if I stay, afraid of what I'll miss if I leave. What if it's true? What if it's another lie? These questions run through my head. I ignore them as best I can. I feel like i'm dying inside. Soon there will be nothing left. It hurts after finally feeling ALIVE after all this time. For so long there was nothing. Then the flood came, now it's gone. Do you notice something different in the way I smile or when I look at you? Do you really notice me at all? Do you see the pain or do I hide it too well? If suddenly wasn't there, would you notice that? You know the truth. If I told you I felt nothing, would you call me on it? If I said goodbye, would just accept accept that? If I tr
Sad News
SAD NEWS >> >>>Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment >>>community. >> The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of yeast infection and trauma >> complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. >> >>> >> >>>Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities >> turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry >> Jack, >> the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain >> Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. >> >>> >> >>>Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man >> who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show >> business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not >> considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked >> schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old >> man >> and was considered a positive roll model f
Nothing Special
It may take a day to like someone, maybe a few months to love someone, but it will take you a life time to forget me......
THIS IS A POEM I FOUND IN MY DAUGHTER'S ROOM TODAY AND SHE HAS IT LISTED ON HER BLOG ON MYSPACE ALSO. NOT SURE IF SHE IS THE ONE THAT WROTE IT OR NOT. hes a little angel to me but i can clearly see hes not doing to good hes not living the life a little boy should and me just knowing that any day something could happen and take him away it hurts me so bad thats the reason i walk around so sad hes always been my baby and i dream that oneday maybe he will be better i hope that day is near until then all people will hear is the sound of my cry and me sitting up all night wondering why why its possible that the little boy thats like a little angle could die
Old People!
This is TOO good! 5 million of our older Americans have not signed up yet for their Medicare, Part D, drug plan------they are old and confused. We are NOT going to grant them an extension. However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country and we are going to allow them to stay, protest, procreate, receive support monies, attend schools, avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers take 300 hours of ESL(English as a Second Language) training at our expense, etc. WE MUST REALLY DISLIKE OUR OLD PEOPLE...... OR WE MUST REALLY LOVE TACOS!!! If it ticks you off, pass it on!!
Penis Breath
Penis breath, a lover's dread, Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this, you wonder why You bothered reaching for his fly. But it's too late, can't be a tease, Accept the facts, get on your knees. You know you've got a job to do, So open wide and shove it through, Lick the tip then take it all. Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl. Slide up and down, use your tongue. And feel the precum start to run, Your jaw it aches, your neck is numb, So when the hell's he gonna cum? Just, when you can't take anymore, You hear your lover's mighty roar. And when he hits that real high note, You feel it oozing down your throat. Salty, fishy, sticky stuff, Okay already, that's enough. Let's switch you say, before you gag, And what revenge, you're on the rag
How Often You Think About It ....???
How often do you think about sex? 1)At least 2)once a day 3)Once or twice a week Rarely
Slideshow Of Me
tell me what you guys think of it thanks everyone huggs to all
Fallen From Grace
Are there words enough to express this feeling of total barren emptiness Those last words cut me deep Blood and tears from those wounds did weep There was a misundertanding, a lack of communication in a dream or nightmare came total revolation You walked away without a single fight with no forgiveness in sight I completely and utterly misread what you meant my words of course are not as eloquent My tongue (devestatingly) is not very graceful in speaking the matters of my soul So if you choose not to forgive me at least let me know, let me see That those precious wings are no longer mine as I stand here waiting in frozen time For that second chance, to prove that I never meant harm or pain to you That my wings are so important to me although I will hang them up, if that is what must be
So It Begins...
lol.... today is the first day of Torri vs. The far not too bad, but I am looking forward to naptime! After so long helping raise kids you would think I could handle these three yes I mean so long-going on 21 years of raising and caring for children... I think I can handle them, I just wasnt ready for today to start. WAIT- rephrase!! I KNOW I CAN HANDLE THEM!! My step sons were way harder than a group of toddlers!! I can do this and now I am off (haha I mean off to go deal with the girls, smartasses!)
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion67%Eyes full of Pain58%Mysterious50%Diamond Eyes42%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Photo Update !!
Hi all I have added a couple of extra photos's, 2 salute ones in my default album and a couple in my family album. Please pop over and show some luvin' Thanks Linda xx
What Do Your Eyes Revel?
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain100%Mysterious67%Diamond Eyes42%Passion0%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
I stood there with the moonlight shining through the Florida palm trees. The heavy air laid thick like a blanket around the two of us. There we stood smoking our first joint together, I was excited to see what lay ahead. Standing there so close to him I giggled just like a school girl again. I couldn't help it, I knew he could see the way my eyes were lit up, and not just from the pot. No I was aglow because something deep in me had been awakened. Of course I could clearly see the same passion in his eyes, we both acted like teenagers in love. Making our way back inside I stopped in the bathroom without saying a word. I heard him go onto his bedroom, locking the door just to make sure he didn't sneak in on me, I got to work. Taking my time I removed my clothes and decided upon just a simple black silk gown. The smoothest of all my collection, I knew it would be perfect for an amatuer smoker. So maybe I kinda had planned to get him high and take complete advantage of him, well so yea
What Does You Eyes Tell You
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious92%Eyes full of Pain67%Passion58%Diamond Eyes42%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself. Instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish, I am proud to be a bitch! It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated, and determined. By God, I want what I want, and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner fla
In The Embrace Of The Goddess
By Chameli G Ardagh To honor the wisdom of the goddess, and to let her be lived in our lives, does not require us to join any particular cult or religion. We don't need to dress or move in a certain way, or to follow strict rules or dogmas. She does not abide in any book or in any particular temple. She is right in the core of our own hearts. In her total embrace, we all become one; not one speck of dust is left out. You may perform your daily dance on high heels, on Wall Street, or barefoot in the desert, alone in your artist studio or among five children in the kitchen, but her radiance is always touching you. To join hands with her is to open a gate to the wisdom of nature, you are returning to the wisdom of your own feminine roots. Once again you are listening to what you know, in your bones and in the very depth of your soul, to be true. You can again feel your feet on the ground, and know yourself to be everything. When we listen carefully to the song of the Great
Anthem For Tonight
So here's a question I'll hypnotize you But will you follow me Follow all these footsteps I left behind My hands are shaking Don't criticize me, for being in demand I get paid for your tears It's in my job description Tell you how to feel This is my ammunition I'll fire at will Make make me make you want to sing along You can't have my life Break break me until I write your favorite song This is your anthem for tonight You're contemplating what you want from me But it's not up to you Listen to me what I have to say, Up against the wall with my guard down But can you conquer me? A fighter in the corner with no fight It's in my job description Tell you how to feel This is my ammunition I'll fire at will Make make me make you want to sing along You can't have my life Break break me until I write your favorite song This is your anthem for tonight So here comes a breakdown Oh you wish you could So here comes a breakdown Let's see who can get down
I have a little of my Artwork posted in my Gallery folder. Check 'em out, let me know whatcha think! *click link above to go directly to my gallery*
Quotes On My Albums
"Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end." - On his album "Infinite was me trying to figure out how I wanted my rap style to be, how I wanted to sound on the mic and present myself. It was a growing stage. I felt like Infinite was like a demo that just got pressed up." - "I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit." - On debut album "I had nothing to lose, but something to gain. If I made an album for me and it was to my satisfaction, then I succeeded. If I didn't, then my producers were going to give up on the whole rap thing we were doing. I made some shit that I wanted to hear. The Slim Shady EP, I lashed out on everybody who talked shit about me." - On the Slim Shady EP "One thing I won’t do is put out another song like 'My Name Is,' his breakthrough hit. 'I can't stand that fucking song' he says. 'This album is rawer. Fans looking for bubblegum rap aren'
What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are Sunrise You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. What Time Of Day Are You?
Quotes - For My Enemies
"To all the people who never gave love, and continue to deny me 'cuz of what I look like: suck my dick you fucks!!!" - On people who are unsupportive "There's a difference between realness and an act, and they're an act, and they know they're an act, and they even say they're an act, they even say they're cornballs, they admit it." - On ICP "I don't think I take the beef as seriously as they do, because I don't consider them artists. They look at me as an artist. I think they get more uptight about it. I can look at them and laugh. They can't do anything to me. What can they do to me? They have no credibility, no respect, no talent, they have nothing. All they can do is diss me vocally, they can't diss me lyrically. There's nothing they can do to me as far as the music goes. I don't take it as seriously as they do and I think that frustrates them. I think it's funny. " - On ICP
Quotes - Family
"Look. I was pissed off!" That's all I could say. I really felt that I wanted to do that shit. At one point in time, I really wanted to do that shit. For real." - On Kim "My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him." - "My family has never been there for me. They expect things because we're blood." "It was an honor to hear the words out of Dre's mouth that he liked my shit. Growing up, I was one of the biggest fans of N.W.A, from putting on the sunglasses and looking in the mirror and lip sinking, to wanting to be Dr. Dre, to be Ice Cube. This is the biggest hip-hop producer ever." "I would never fucking put them in a rhyme. I don't even want them wondering if I was trying to diss them. I got a lot of love for them. I grew up on that shit. The other rappers, whatever. "
Quotes On Girls
"I don't want them once they turn 18." - On Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera "I hate bitches. [One] fucked up, and it made me look at girls as sluts." - On girls "A bunch of girls, swinging from a nice chandelier, landing on top of me naked...while I lay in a pool of steaming hot water!" – A Spring Break fantasy
Ok Well..
so far my cleaning is consisting of shoving everything under my bed...congratulations i'm 8 again...ok really i'm going now *kisses*
What make's you feel important? Is it being popular for your looks or money, or is it being well liked for you good nature and kindness? Does anyone know the secret of true HAPPINESS? Please post a comment and spread a good jesture to someone today........
A Good Song...
Ok LOL below Is the lyrics to a song from the 80's... and it somewhat tells how I Feel About someone.. Sheriff When I'm with you I never needed love, like I need you and I never live for nobody, but I live for you oooh babe, lost in love is what I feel when I'm with you Maybe it's the way you touch me I feel warmth of the sun maybe it's the way you smile I come all undone oooh babe, lost in love is what I feel when I'm with you baby, I get chills when I'm with you oh baby, my world stands still when I'm with you when I'm with you... I never cared for nobody like I cared for you and I never wanted to share the things I wanna share with you oooh babe, lost in love is what I feel when I'm with you Baby, I get chills when I'm with you oh baby, my world stands still when I'm with you baby, I get chills when I'm with you baby, my world stands still when I'm with you when I'm with you when I'm with yooooooouuuu
What Does Your Birth Day Mean For Your Love Life?
Your Birthdate: July 26 You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you! Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Hi All
HI Everyone, i am sorry that i have not been on alot latly and comenting on you pages .... i have been pretty sick this week and i am still not feeling very good .... BUT i just wanted to stop in and say hi to all my friends out there and tell you all thank you so much for all the love you have given me .... Well i am off to lie down for a bit again and i hope you all are well ... Blessings to you all
In Cali
ok so im now in lone pine at my dads. I just feel like he is out of town. I dont know why but it doesnt feel like he is gone yet. I dont know if its because my grandma was here when i got here and she comes to stay sometimes if he would be gone awhile. I dont know Im sure I will brake down on sat. love laura
well my boyfriend leaves in 13 days and i dont know if we are going to stay together or not. right now it doesnt really matter to me, i mean yeah i want us to work but im not going to put myself through hell for six months to two years waiting if he doesnt know what he wants. plus there is the chance of me having someone else...right now neither of us know what is going to happen there but he is the man of my dreams and i would love to be with him. my boyfriend should be coming over either today or tomorrow so we can talk about us to figure out if we are staying together or not while he is gone. if he says he doesnt know what he wants then im ending it right there. i know how hard it is to wait on a soldier who knows what he wants, or at least thinks he does, forget trying to wait for one who doesnt know. i know it may sound harsh but if he doesnt know what he wants then whos to say he isnt going to decide he really doesnt wanna be with me after ive waited months for him. i mean
I Think Its Just Rude!
I think it would be nice to be able to see who rates or pics not just gives them tens...I have come to this conclution only because someone has rates my patriotic pics a 1 . I think that is just rude!! If you dont like the pics thats fine DONT LOOK!! Iknow the rating thing is unimportant in the grand scheme of life and love but that doesnt change the fact that it just feels wrong to see those pics downrated...okay thats my rant for the morning I'm done... I hope everyone is having a great day! loves ya! Anjeleyes
I Hold A Special Place For You Both In My Life.
I hold a Special Place for You both in My Life. Thanks to You Both for Everything! "SweetPoison" "You will Always be Special to ME"! *RAVEN* "Want to see my Fangs" *Your So COOL!*
Can My Friends Help Me Out ??? Please !!!
Would anyone be able to vote for me in the Hottest Cherry contest ? You can bomb if ya want but i'll settle for one vote lol Just found out it was open and starting out like 300 and something behind. THX !!
Won't Be Around Till After The Weekend
i'm having out of town company until at this moment..sunday..but i may not let him leave ;) So we'll see...other than that running around like a chicken with it's head cut off cleaning..nothing like procrastinating! Have a great weekend everyone :)
When You Say Nothing At All...
It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart Without saying a word you can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when you don’t say a thing The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd Old mr. webster could never define What’s being said between your heart and mine The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all
The Reason I Never Seem To Be Around....
Is because I got a new job. Previously I was a phone support tech for a company called Teleflora. It's the largest flower wire service in the country. You may have heard of FTD we are actually bigger than them just not as widely known, probably we because we are privately owned. If you haven't heard of either of these places you need to send more flowers!! :) So anyway I was a computer tech for one of Teleflora's point of sale systems. I loved it and I had a ton of time to be on the internet in between calls. So my CherryTAP addiction was sufficiently fulfilled AND I could get my homework done since I go to college online. It was fantastic but I wasn't so fond of my bosses, or the direction the department seemed to be going in. So my previous boss whom I really respected and enjoyed working for let me know there was a new job opening in his department. I applied and got the job. I am now a Pre-Install Coordinator. Doesn't that sound important? It's a fabulous title, an
If You Do Give Me A Hell Yeah!!!!
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~~ Swimsuit Contest Comming....~~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Person...... 2nd Person...... Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~
Well it is over To much has been said an done Stole my heart had some fun A fucking joke Is all I was to you A fucking Joke Ha how funny are you Played my heart Stole my soul Left my life with such a whole I need to fill this void you left Need to mend my broken heart For this I say before I part I loved my than life itself But now I guard my heart again Not letting love grow within For this I know can not be true To hear those words I LOVE YOU My heart is broken Shattered and torn Battered Beaten and worn I gave my heart to you Oh god why, what did I do? Punish me if you must Because the burning embers I once had They now are just dust
~~ Sexy Couple On Ct Contest Closes At 2p.m. Today~~
~~ Sexy Couple On CT Score Update ~~ 1st place is...... with 600 comments 2nd Place is...... with 65 comment 3rd place is...... with 9 comments 4th place is...... with 4 comments 5th place is...... with 3 comments 6th place is...... with 2 comments 7th place is...... with 1 comments ~~ Come on couples u can do much better ~~ Comment bomb yourself if u can't find anyone to help you out. ~ Maria ~
Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop...
I do try to be optimistic honestly I do. But all the sudden I am overcome with fear that something just has to go wrong. Things are going too good. I just found out I got my loan & am registering for school tomorrow... yippie. I am giving my 2 weeks notice tomorrow & then on the 25th I have orientation for my new job. Minimal saturdays (as opposed to the every other weekend I do now) no holidays ( I work every other now) flexible schedule (which I have to beg borrow or steal to get a day off now).This new job opportunity came at just the right time to give me a kick in the ass to get to school and do what I need to do. I also have the potential to have a sort of relationship. Which I am finding all kinds of issues with, but I dont know if there really are issues there or if Im making them up in my own mind. My friend told me last night that the reason I run is because I am afraid to be happy... isnt that ridiculous? shit maybe I am. Maybe the reason why I havent had a relationship f
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It Should Bring Goose Bumps To You!
I think you will like this; it is one of the latest class of warships and named USS New York. There is also going to be a ship named USS Somerset! USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up.."? "It had a big me
Statement May Allow Gov't To Open Mail
Statement May Allow Gov't to Open Mail ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Statement May Allow Gov't to Open Mail Jan 5th - 7:43am By RANDOLPH E. SCHMID Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON (AP) - A signing statement attached to postal legislation by President Bush last month may have opened the way for the government to open mail without a warrant. The White House denies any change in policy. The law requires government agents to get warrants to open first-class letters. But when he signed the postal reform act, Bush added a statement saying that his administration would construe that provision "in a manner consistent, to the maximum extent permissible, with the need to conduct searches in exigent circumstances." "The signing statement raises serious questions whether he is authorizing opening of mail contrary to the Constitution and to laws enacted by Congress," said Ann Beeson, an
Learn To Love
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 Learn to love Learn to love the challenges, and you will grow stronger. Learn to love putting forth effort, and you'll find yourself becoming more capable and effective. Learn to love making a positive contribution, and your life will grow richer. Learn to love being around people who are different than you, and you'll gain many valuable new perspectives. Learn to love discovering what you do not know, and your knowledge will greatly expand. Learn to love truly listening, and your wisdom will increase. Learn to love giving, and your life will be blessed. Learn to love being thankful, and you'll know real abundance. Learn to love the ordinary moments, and you'll find each day filled with warm golden treasures. Learn to love simply being, and you'll rise to a whole new level of awareness. Learn to love something about each day, and your days will bring rich fulfillment. Learn to love, and you'll know how to live. -- Ralph Marston
New poem :D Sometimes.. by Travis J. Teeter Time is something that constantly drifts away, It seems as if it'll never end, always one more day. But how could we know that for sure, if you had one day to live.. What would you do? What would you say? What would you give? ..For just one more day, to live and love, and hate.. To laugh, and cry, make love, and smile. Last chance for that big date. All these things we take for granted, and its so sad.. Because if you look at it, we really don't have it so bad. Sometimes I want to wake up, and take the world on empty handed. To destroy the villian, be the hero, be on that ship that just landed. Its all a boy's fanciful dream, but lives are born of dreams. Now our lives are dull. We live just to live, it seems. But I'm not going out like that, not for you or for the world. I've got my dreams, my hopes, my desires. Around them my fist is tightly curled. Pry them from my dying fingers if you think you really can. Des
~~ Swimsuit Contest Comming....~~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~
~ I Need A ~
~~ Plz help me get a rolex for my page ~~ I only need 4000 comments then it's mine it's a sure thing and i like it better then trying and losing and not getting anything when i'm into the thousands in comments! thanks ~ Maria ~ Click on the pic below to comment me!
I Promise
I Promise Knowing your heart has been torn before, It makes me try to win your love so much more. I know it won't be easy to get that from you. I tell you time and time again I won't give up until I do. You are so special to me, and to you I could never lie. To me you mean the world, that I cannot deny. From the bottom of my heart is where this is coming to you. I thank God you're my Baby, and this I promise you. I promise to take care of you. I promise to be there for you. I promise to do anything for you. Even things you wouldn't expect me to do. I promise if I had your heart, it would only know how to feel good. I promise if I had it I would treat it like I should. I would take care of your heart too. You know I only wanna be with you. I'd never lie to you, I've said that before. A fantasy I have with you is to walk along the shore. To wake up with you in the morning with you in my arms. And sleeping with you at night keeping you all warm. You are my Baby
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~ Tattoo Contest Updates ~ 1st Place is...... with 1073 comments 2nd Place is...... with 467 comments 3rd Place is...... with 260 comments 4th Place is...... with 192 comments 5th Place is...... with 48 comments 6th Place is...... with 11 comments 7th Place is...... with 9 comments 8th Place is...... with 7 comments 9th Place is...... with 7 comments 10th Place is...... with 3 comments Good Luck to everyone! maria
Baby Names???
I would like some help comming up with unique baby names for the baby... My other kids are names Dairean, Dalton, and Keira. Nt sure if I am having a boy or girl so either would be helpful. thanks!!!
Never Say To A Cop!!!
This is cute! NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Yay My Salutes Are Approved !!
Hi everyone Happy Humpday !! My two salutes have finally been approved so you can see i am real !! lol As a bonus i have gone up a level - yay !! I am now nutty lmao ! Have a good day Linda x
Wish People Would Say What They Mean And Mean What They Say
I really wish people would say what they mean and mean what they say. Yes there are some people out there they get enjoyment out of hurting other people. They say things to them that make them dream, wish, want, and believe that they can have. You have some people that have a very big heart and take things that are said to them to heart. They believe in you and what you say. Then you come to find out that they didn't mean any of it. We all come on here looking to make friends. Some people are wanting more than friendship. Some are even lucky enough to find it. However, when you talk someone for a period of time and then all of a sudden stop talking to them. They believe they have done something wrong. All along they thought you might have a very nice friendship developing and all along they were wrong. For some reason or another you have just stopped talking to them. Instead of being honest you let them believe they have done something. So just think about it the next tim
Why I Feel So Much Better !!!
The Democrats new promise "A New Direction For America" The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back. A new direction from there means, what? Unemployment is at 25 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Oil prices are plummeting. A new direction from there means, what? Taxes are at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs. A new direction from there means, what? The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year. A new direction from there means, what? Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years. A new direction from there means, what? Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01. A new direction from there means, what? Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced in years, if he's alive at all,
Lake Hylia
In my personal opinion Lake Hylia is a fucking pain in the ass. I should've went in as Link and harpooned those damn fish people. That place ALWAYS give me a hard time in the Legend of Zelda series. That is all. >=(
Absolutely Nothing!
I support every single soldier in Iraq, and pray for their safe return. There's even soldiers from my own country over there. But you know, this is a war that we can NEVER win. Today Iraq is a country in chaos and the Iraqi people all suffers from it. And the reasons for starting the war was a lie. I believe the real reasons for invading were of a strategic kind: control over oil fields AND to send a message to other regimes in that area. So I hope that we soon redraw all of our troops from there and not letting our young soldiers AND their family's AND friends pay for this mistake. Don't you agree that the world hasn't become a safer place for you and me or the Iraqi people? Peace to all of you.
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See ... He mated 50 times last year ... once-a-week." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said , that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
My Sexual I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Love Astrology::hmmm This Is Interesting::
When Jennifer was born, the "Goddess of Love" was in Libra the Balance. So, does Jennifer have a thing for folks who are always weighing things? Or who are utterly balanced themselves? In a sense, yes. The real point here is that Jennifer responds in a viscerally romantic way to people who take a balanced attitude toward everything, who aren't dogmatic, and who can have their own opinions and still entertain Jennifer's perspectives, even when they're miles apart...people who are fair, in other words. This sense of balance and proportion suffuses more than the mental attitudes of someone who is wired to trigger Jennifer's gut responses. Anyone would also observe it instantly in the way such an individual dresses, decorates a home, and deals with people: there is an elegance, a sense of style, that, while never pretentious or loud, always seems pretty close to perfection. Jennifer has a real appreciation of beauty; the natural romantic partner may or may not have been blessed by the gods
Help Me Win The Contest For The Nicest Dick
I entered this contest and I need all my Friends, Fam, and Fans to help me win. So help me out please! I appreciate al the help and love that I can get. Comment soon and often on my pic (Benslancer) Here is the link: The nicest cock contest (drop your pants) is now open. here are the rules: 1. you can comment bomb anyone...and more than one person (if you like more than one cock you can vote on that one also) so comment away! 2. you can rate everyone in the contest, but PLEASE do not rate one person a 10 and give the other guys a 1..thats just rude, and if i find out that that has happened then i will erase all the comment votes from the one person you voted for 3. you can get votes anyway you want...blogs, pimp yourself out, bulletins, blasts, anything..the more votes you get the better! voting will end Monday morning, so make sure to get all the votes in before 6 a.m. monday morning. first place will be abl
Hump Day!
Happy Hump Day, everyone! I'm off to the office soon. Another busy day, but at least I get a massage today! Sweet relief! Remember your shielding! My guys think I'm crazy, so they are being less than cooperative. Makes more work for me, unfortunately! I'll keep working with them anyway, lol. Have a great day, everybody! Much love and hugs to all. Blessings, all around! Take care, please!
Help Me Win The Nicest Dick Contest
I entered this contest and I need all my Friends, Fam, and Fans to help me win. So help me out please! I appreciate al the help and love that I can get. Comment soon and often on my pic (Benslancer) Here is the link: Ben
Rate My Adult Pics
There is this exhibisionist in me, that likes to know that ladies are looking at my pictures, so if you are my friend, come and see my NSFW pictures and place a hot sexy comment. I totally love that. If you are not my friend just add me. Thank you ladies. Carlos
I'd Hate To Sound Emo But....
These past few days really have been some of the worst days for me in recent time. Just one piece of bad news after the other again and again, and I know how Emo this sounds but atleast for right now it feels like life has no intention of throwing me anything good my way. I really hope that all of this is happening for a good reason cuz if it isn't, then I truly am in for a rough ride in the weeks to come. And on top of all this crappyness, I can feel that a great period of depression might be sneaking up on me. My family has a history of being Bipolar, and luckily I only have a mild case of it (unlike my mom) I don't have dramatic highs and lows but every few months I tend to sink into a deep depression and this one just came at a bad time. It's probably half shitty circumstances and half self doubt and I just hope it doesn't get the best of me. I have been doubting myself lately, and with all this added shit that's been flung my way I just know it's gonna get worse. Also I'm havin
~~ She Needs Help! ~~
~ Help my friend out she's a really nice person she's trying to stay ahead contest is over tommorrow! thanks maria click on the pic to comment!
New Santini Rep In Canada
Hi, I am pleased to introduce Laura Reid who, along with her company "Riante Creative", will now be booking the Dark Master of Escape in Canada. Laura's contact info is as follows: Phone: 905 387 3389 Riante Creative e mail : Welcome aboard Laura! Steve Santini
Come Take My Quiz And See If U Are
my perfect man Here's a Quiz for You on CLICK on the link below or PASTE it into your browser. then jus click on take this quiz or if u want make a quiz for ur friends and me to take :)
To My Newiest Friends.
FYI:wont be on thursday till late afternoon..gotta go to the drs. to c about setting up surgury on back..wish me luck..have a good one
i spent 15 hours in hospital mom had a 5 bypass yesterday 200 miles away long drive and night
43 More Days. ^-^
Who Wants To Flirt?
Who fancies doing some online flirting with me later on? I'm bored and need some stimulation!! Its 14:15pm UK time right now and I'll be online at home tonight from about 21:30pm, so about 7 hours from the time I posted this blog. Come n say hello and let me know if you wanna have a flirt and I'll cum n look you up! ;) Laters * a bored at work coomersatra*
More Words...
Red Wine Tonight I sit Beside myself An idea As sweet as this Red wine Pouring it out Trickling Over your breasts Dancing Across your belly Flowing Down Between your thighs Sinking deep inside Your lips As sweet as this Red wine We share this Thirsty Kiss… 1.5.07 James C. Leveroni
First Day Of Class!
OMG! I had my first math class last night and I'm sooooooo tired! Four hours of math once a week after working all day equals pure pain! I got spoiled last semester with never having to stay an entire class. Think I'd be lucky with this one? Hell no! In fact the class actually ran over the four hours! The thing that really bites is that after having worked in the "real" world for so long - I know what I will use and not! Only 13 more weeks left of this! Someone put me out of my misery now! Love you guys! Mwah!
My Life
Well I thought I would let you all know a little about me. :) If you take the time to read this. LOLI was born in a small town in Rockledge, Florida. Yes I am a true Florida orange. Grew up pretty much at Cocoa beach. Yes I have been a surfer since I was about 6 years old. I would still be doing it except this west coast of Florida has zip for waves. I just sold my board about a year ago. :( At the age of 17 I went out on the LPGA as a caddie for two years. I do have to say that was the best job I ever had. BUT after 2 years of lugging around the clubs I decided I had enough. I went back home and started working odd jobs. I did everything from fast food to painting tanks. Big difference there. While I was working at a gas station every morning a recruiter would come in for his coffee and ask if I was ready to join the Navy. For almost a year I told him what to do with it. LOL One morning he came in and he asked again. I told him that if he could have me in boot camp within one week I
For the Afflicted No Longer Will there be A barter For whatever it is You think You have To offer… Intrepid Staring deep Into your eyes Scatter about Your house of cards Douse your flame Drown you Down Into the womb Of your demise… No remorse As you sink Under the ocean Of your lies On deaf ears Falling The silent sound Of your cries… *inspired by rancid feelings inside and by Perfect Circles "Judith" 1.9.07 James C Leveroni
Fuzzy Friends (a Poem For Vicky)
We bonded through our fuzzies Quickly became best buddies It's joy and laughter we share Through e-cards we show we care You always brighten my days With gifts or some other ways Friendship can't be bought or sold You're more valuable then gold And shine brighter then a star Amazing you surely are Don't need clovers or horeshoes I'm lucky cause I got you You're one in a million see And you are my dearest, Vicky
Who The Hell Are You?
Well I guess I can clear up some of that curiousity.. Beauty is Kimmber...recently turned 30 woohoo milestone! lol Why am I here? well guess I just wanted to check out CT and see what all the fuss is sure is different from Myspace! lol! WHO am I? Um well (thinking)a raging workaholic lol...Im in middle management...I work 6 days a week and sometimes on Sundays. I like to work. When I dont work I work out...exercise is good for the body and soul...I have part ownership in a spa with a friend of mine and teach yoga and pilates when I can. What do I want from CT? Not really anything..its just for entertainment purposes I guess..checking people out IS fun..Im as bad as any guy is when he is checking out the ladies. I check out the guys lmao... Im not looking for a hookup, a boyfriend, fuckbuddies and certainly NO husbands. And why is that? Well its a long story but it involves an abusive relationship which I am better off without. No children, no encumbranc
Another Weird Dream
This one was really weird. I was with matt but we had a baby and we were teaching him to swim at this really different place. All my old friends from school were there. but towards the end of the dream Matt wasn't anywhere to be found, I don't even remember thinking about him. Our baby wasn't around either. It was just me, and my old friends in the commons of our high school doing homework and eating pizza. What could that mean? I kinda think that the beginning was about me wanting to have a baby. I know Im only 19 but they are so cute that I want one myself. Or it could mean I miss hanging out with all of my friends. I really do miss that. What do you guys think?
Summary Of My Computer For 2006 Read Get A Laugh U May Have The Same Summary I Do Lmao
SUMMARY OF THIS LAST YEAR ON MY COMPUTER: D.L.C. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have an y savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have le
In case anyone was wondering, the title to my blog is a quote from one of my favorite scenes in "Nautural Born Killers". Got your attention, right? This will be my sound off about sex and sexuality in general, and a place where I will answer questions - If anyone wants to ask a question, they can message me, and I will post the question as anonymous if they prefer when I answer it. Later I will figure something out so someone can ask ask away and still be completely anonymous, even to me. I hope I don't have to repeat this, but this will be a place where people respect each other. I will delete obviously hurtful or disrespectful comments... either that or I will completely and publicly embarass and slam the hell out of the offender, depending on the severity of said transgression because I'm that kind of bitch. With that said, I'm pretty open and all ears! And until people start paying attention, I'll be sounding off about my own issues and ideas and asking people I kn
Read.... Is All I Can Ask
You clean your kitchen when it gets messy, you clean your car when the back seat gets cluttered, and you should clean your mind when it gets full of negative things. This isn't a question of ignoring real problems you may be mulling over, it's a question of letting go of worry. There are things you just can't do anything about -- those are the things you have to stop thinking about today. Move on with positive thoughts, and leave the old ones behind.
Buy A Ticket To Help Cats In Need
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Its Snowing
Weird Trust
What do you say when trust is an issue? Do you turn around and say I just don’t trust you? Or do you hold it in on the inside? Do you try to conceal your pain? Your feelings you try to hide. What do you say when you think he’s going to fool around? Do you stand up or do you just let those feelings get you down. I know you hide things from me you think I’m a fool, when I’m not. You can lie but I do know when you do it, I’m smarter than that or have you forgot? Don’t tell me your lies I don’t want to hear the words of what isn’t true. Don’t whisper your lies, like the words I will always love you. I don’t want to hear those words because they just aren’t true. The bitterness is a great thing one can’t control. But your lies have the ability to destroy ones soul. I don’t want the lies I just want the truth. Honesty is all I want from you! Don’t whisper your sweet nothings in my ear. Because lies aren’t what I want to hear.
Her Or Me
You are with her But care bout us both Dont know where its going Things have been rocky She is the one you've been with Always thought you'd spend your life with But now Im in the picture And you dont know what you really want You're trying to work it out See if things are going to be ok Yet at the same time We are becoming closer Im sittin here Trying to figure out Who you really want Her or me I will never make you choose But I hope one day I wont have to That you will on your own Even if its her As long as your happy Its fine with me
Hes my best friend Always been there for me Through thick and thin Now the truth has came out And our feelings revealed Neither knowing how to take it Trying not to move too fast Trying not to ruin what we have Yet our hearts are telling us different Our minds want one thing Our hearts want another I dont know what to think How to take all this I love the ideas But so many times Things like this have backfired So now Im scared To totally let you in Afraid of being hurt Scared of losing what we have
Early Morning Shit
Yeah, can't sleep once again. Big surprise. Stupid insomnia... :P Anywho, I got a job interview in a few hours at Barnes & Noble, so I'm hoping to get the job. I live only 4 blocks away so it would be really convenient for them to hire me. Seriously, if I don't get it, I'm screwed once again and I'll probably resort to being really pissed off all the time like I have been (mostly) for the last 4 months. Well, I'll let everyone how the interview goes. Until then, happy trails! :P
1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 4. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 5. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 6. Life is sexually transmitted. 7. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 9. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 10. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? 11. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 12. All of us could
Never would we have spoke it before But then the truth was revealed It's still a very sacred subject almost So we dont bring it up much When we do you can sence the feeling More then Im used to Yet I love it You let me know you're for real Every word is spoke with truth And no matter how far away We will always be close If we cant get to the computer Theres always the phone If we cant get to the phone Theres always snail mail One way or another We will always be in contact Making sure the other is safe and happy What once was a friendship Has turned into something more With just a few lil words Now our closeness is great Greater then anyone else could understand What we have is truely amazing In every way possible I never want that to change No matter what You make me happy And I know I do the same for you Can tell by your voice That one day Maybe the distance will be gone And I will be in your arms Just maybe....
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.
Midweek Madnes (nahhh)
When we accept tough jobs as a challenge to our ability and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen. - Arland Gilbert. "The door of success swings on the hinges of obstacles." - Denis Waitley. "Welcome difficulties and obstacles as valuable steps in the ladder to success." - Brian Tracy.
Witch Hunter Robin Episode 12
I have been looking for a while for this episode in youtube and finally I found a discription of it as I was looking for Norse pics. So I copied the title in youtube and found it. Sorry for the subtitles and all, but I think you will total understand why I have it.
An Oldie But...
You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Anyplace is better Starting from zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something But me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast car And I got a plan to get us out of here I been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money We won't have to drive too far Just 'cross the border and into the city You and I can both get jobs And finally see what it means to be living You see my old man's got a problem He live with the bottle that's the way it is He says his body's too old for working I say his body's too young to look like his My mama went off and left him She wanted more from life than he could give I said somebody's got to take care of him So I quit school and that's what I did You got a fast car But is it fast enough so we can fly away We gotta make a decision We leave tonight or live and die this way I reme
How To Delete Your Account!
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For My Girls
This song is just so kick ass:) Hello... Can you hear me Am I getting through to you Hello... Is it late there Is there laughter on the line Are you sure youre there alone Cuz im Trying to explain Somethings wrong You just dont sound the same Why dont you Why dont you Go outside Go outside Kiss the rain Whenever you need me Kiss the rain Whenever Im gone too long If your lips feel lonely and thirsty Kiss the rain And wait for the dawn Keep in mind Were under the same sky And the nights As empty for me as for you If you feel You cant wait till morning Kiss the rain Kiss the rain Kiss the rain Hello... Do you miss me I hear you say you do But not the way Im missing you Whats new Hows the weather Is it stormy where you are You sound so close but it feels like youre so far Oh would it mean anything If you knew What Im left imagining In my mind My mind Would you go Would you go Kiss the rain As you fall Over me Think of me
What Is With People...
Well, a so called friend bailed on me today.... Back before Xmas a certain person, that knew I had ZERO interest in them, decided to remove me after I told them to delete my Yahoo group because it wasnt doing well... This person tried to make sexual advances towards me AFTER I stated that all we were going to be was friends and ever since then they stopped talking to me and doing special pics of me like the ones in my Special Pics folder... Then I told them last night to delete my Yahoo Group and they tried to throw it off all on me saying the reason the group didnt do well was because I didnt do much with it... Number 1: Im a very busy person and I told them that from the start and that I would pop on from time to time to see whats up and they were supposedly ok with that...Boy was I ever wrong... Number 2: HE was running the group for me...The responsibility of running it was his...If it was my responsibility, why would I need HIM to run the group for me when I could
Relax Damn It!
Hello my fine friends. I hope everyone has been doing oh so very well. I am. Ive missed you all so very much. Im so sorry I havent been on a lot. Ive had all kinds of computer issues. I had to completely reinstall windows even. So let us hope the issues are finished and I am free(ish) to be all yours.
A Thought.. But It Could Be?
When learning a lesson as a child we take it as "OH May god, do I have to!", As adults we need to learn that the lessons even each day are blessing, OK corny or not I really believe in my heart that you are only given what you can handle , So here my question? When is enough and enough. I been the best person I know how, and still I have more on my plate the normal person. Am I still being tested? And I think that there is someone worse then me , and someone really not understanding that with every breath we take should be taken as just that a "BLESSING", OK done being corny or which you may label it! luv ya .. lynn
Eyes Behind The Mirror
Eyes Behind the Mirror by Travis Justin Teeter So I'm not the nicest guy in the world, I don't know what to say, I can't be the smartest or the funniest, I'm not the best in every way, But I'm always honest, if I can be, I'm a pretty straightforward guy, Not the most moral anymore, but then I never was. But I still try. I still want to be the son that the mother can smile and be thankful for, And I want to be the man that a father can look at and love at the core. I stare at the mirror sometimes, and I the best I could be? Hell, sometimes I wonder what I am. I'm not even sure of what I see. Do others see me as a goody-two shoes? An' angelic little boy? Or do they see me as a devil, some random woman's sex toy? Do they even see me, or even care at all? Am I just nothing to behold? Why do I care what they think? Why should I care..thats what I've been told. I know why I care, because I want to be liked. "Just be yourself..kid." I usually am..but I can't
Chocolate, Spit, And Love
Chocolate, Spit, and Love by Travis J. Teeter Crushed hearts shedding tears of blood today, All because of the remembrance of lost loves. Break through the pain and drama, find the words to say. Give a smile, a hug, a kiss. Or cuddle together like Turtle doves. It really doesn't matter. Eat some candy if your not into kissin'. Remember to smile, because doubtless, someone loves you. And if ya don't swap spit, ya really don't know what yer missin'. Write a little note to that special someone. Do what you do. Ha. Can't go wrong right? Worst they can say is no. ..Actually, they could laugh and ask "Are you kidding?" But hey, who cares right? Take your chocolates and go. Gotta love the chocolate. In some ways, its better than a girl. It doesn't complain when you nibble on it, err..I mean.. Its always there when you want it, pop it in your mouth, It'll melt just for you. And it doesn't care if your lean. Screw the kissing. Get some chocolate. I'm from the south.
S.m.u. Faculty Complains About Bush Library
S.M.U. Faculty Complains About Bush Library 10 Jan 2007 Intimates of President [sic] Bush have singled out Southern Methodist University as the likely site of his presidential library [to house 'The Pet Goat'], but faculty members, complaining of being bypassed, are raising sharp questions about the school’s identification with his p_residency.
Life's Strange Games
Life's Strange Games by Travis J. Teeter Things aren't always what they seem are they? Never know whats next, Maybe you'll fall in love? Maybe you'll be broken up inside all over again. Left a shallow husk of your former self. Just grin through it. Read the text. You've never been promised a happy ending. A story. Thats where it'll begin. Tales told of love and happiness, we want to believe those the most, right? And why not? Its better to have hope, than face the harsh reality we live endure. Snow White has her Prince Charming. A Frog Prince his Queen. Step into the light. You'll always find a fake Prince. Kisses don't make Men of Frogs. Just Warts for sure. Humorous Analogy isn't it? How many times have you let yourself be strung along? Hoping for the better, when the worst was right infront of you all that time.. Fairy Tales are our Nightmares realized, told in a prettier way. Its all so wrong. A good heart, bad looks. Good looks, bad intentions. They'll take yo
Darker Sides Of Me
Darker Sides of Me by Travis Teeter I can't be the person you want me to be. You deserve better than I can give, I hurt people. I shove them away, I'm cold. I'm cruel. And I don't care. People come near me at their own risk. Most of them don't want to live. For those of you better than me, don't get close, don't you dare. I'll drag you down into the pit I've dug for myself, which I claim.. My domain, my rules, my life. I'll bring you pain, and make you cry. "I don't care. You're pathetic, and not worth all the shame. You're not the one I wanted. I used you, and I don't care if you die." And people think I'm such a nice guy. Ha. Try looking through my eyes.. I tell the truth. I break hearts, ruin lives, and I'm selfish. Stay away. I can't change for you. There's always one more part of me that dies. Dies to you. I've lost interest, so go join the rest. "I've got nothing more to say." Does it hurt? Good. Get used to it. The truth always hurts, and lifes hard.. You
Live Or Die?
Live or Die? by Travis Teeter Sometimes we're torn, broken for the people we care for, It's not easy to do the right thing. And time is an' issue. You want to take away all their problems, even if they get more.. And you want to dry away all their tears, even if its only a tissue. It hurts to see them cry. You're empathetic to their pain, You're powerless. You can't take care of them all, You're not the best. You're no Superman. And if you are, you've got a Kryptonite chain. Break the chain. Do all you can. Help em' through that trial, and test. "Don't'll be fine." is how you try help them out, It doesn't matter. You can't be the answer to the problems they endure. You cry with them, you listen as they yell, scream, and shout. You forgive them for it. Most of all, you wish you could find a cure. Make them smile, Solve all their problems. Always know what to say. You don't. You're useless. Just drowning yourself until your voice slurs.. "I could've save
Love Returns
Love Returns by Travis Teeter Some people come into our lives, and touch us in a special way.. Not Michael Jackson special, but somewhere deep in our hearts.. The kind of feeling that sweeps over, your not sure if its night or day.. And most of all, you just hope that the feeling never parts.. Those people come and go. Its the harsh reality of life. They're there, they make you laugh and smile..then they leave.. You cry. "That woman was going to be mine, my wife." And you hurt. And feel sick, twisted stomach, ready to heave. Life stops. Nothing matters. Were you good enough for them? Was it something you did? Or did they have other reasons? It doesn't matter. There's always brighter stars to replace the dim. And your life changes, just like the tree's do through the seasons. You'll find someone else to make you laugh and smile, Someone to talk to late into the night, and hold you near. Then you'll feel better again. You'll be fine, for awhile. Just remember to
Life's Chances
Life's Chances by Travis Teeter Dark and dreary, blanketed by a cold winters night.. I lay and wonder, gaze and dream, chilled by my fright.. Will I see another moon? Or am I afraid that I'll see another day? Whats really ahead..Will I miss the dream? Or suffer I may.. The unknown. With each day, a blessing or a curse. A new face. To make things better, or maybe worse.. A new friend, a new enemy. Or just a waste of life.. Its a dangerous game, one day..It'll be more than strife.. A gunshot, and worlds and lives are changed forever.. A teardrop, and its all for naught..lost, forgotten, hearts to sever, Hide me from this life, Keep me safe from you.. Don't make this harder for me, I don't know what I'd do.. If you ever told me you loved me, I'd cry and run away.. It hurts too much to lose what it means to hear someone say.. I love you, I love you too..So why is it you do the things you do? Why does it hurt so bad? But it makes me smile and think "If only it were
Isn't Life Grand?
Isn't Life Grand? by Travis Teeter Nights alone in the world, searching for all the answers.. Staring into a half empty glass, glancing at the exotic dancers.. I'm sick of things the way they are, nothing stands out.. I'd rather be on the phone, singing "I'm a little teapot, short and stout.." Money changes hands, as I get another drink. I smile, and feel warm.. But thats just the booze, it'll wear off before I get back to the dorm.. I just want someone to laugh with, have a good ol' time.. A pretty face to look at, that I don't have to give every dime.. Get tired of doing nothing good, just wasting away in a self-made hell.. It should be fun, but I'm bored. What more is there to tell? Was I better off a child, not knowing? Just continuing on as always? Or better off coming up short. Wasting my life away, by the days.. Its not easy being me, I'm not perfect by any real means.. But atleast I'm not one of those idiots, crying, fucking teens.. Think they've got it
Changes For A New Day
Changes For A New Day by Travis Teeter Time for a new day, and with it a new change. Uncomfortable? Tough. It's time to get up, time to shake off the dust, Sorry..I gotta be rough. You've let yourself go, you're not what you could be, which is better.. You're trying to look like you're trying, but you're not..Listen to this letter.. If you jump up for the stars, you'll fall. It could hurt, you could die.. Even if you get them, you could lose again..Never know til' you try.. A moment amongst the stars, is enough to make a life worth living.. To keep trying, to keep dying, Life takes away, but its always giving.. Its never easy to try something new, it could go horribly wrong, Fact is, life's going to end..So atleast play the right tune to the song.. Won't always have that oppertunity, so take a chance.. Find something, someone, someplace, some romance.. Get a hobby, get a smile, find a friend, go get laid.. Well..all of those are good save the latter, unless your
Aiming High In America
Aiming High In America by Travis Teeter Destined for great things, And many a new lands to explore, Whether your pleasure be money, love, or a whore.. You'll find what you're looking for if you just go to the right place, Its easy to do, well..about as easy as trying to braid lace. Sure, some of us won't be able to make it there in time.. We were born with a time limit, and to die's a crime.. Its all over then, for this world atleast, And a new limit starts, A new adventure, throwing your hand to the wind, like darts. Hit the bullseye, its awfully crowded there, and only so much room, So scramble you parasites, kill eachother, send one another to doom.. We're all just trying to be number one, looking out for me.. Because there's no 'I' in team, I'll make sure 'U' stay out. Why can't we see? We're all just toys, playing a sick game, striving for the same spot, Always fighting, never cooperating, and everyone just gets screwed a lot. So thats the American dream. D
Setting The Right Example
Setting The Right Example by Travis Teeter Facades of happiness, Shades of deception, and Pain.. Smiles that could break faces, laughter of the insane.. Do you have any idea of the face behind the mask? How could you? You were never up to that task.. It'll all be too late before either of us know what hit, And you'll wonder 'Why?' or will you even give a shit? We're all selfish, its fine..Who cares if someone were to cry? Tears that hit like bombs, just subtle hints for one about to die. Not strong enough? Fair to say, after all, we all have to lie..'re wearing a mask too, you have too in order to get by.. Is it strong to ignore whats wrong infront of your face? To hide away your problems, instead of putting them in the right place.. Atleast I know when I'm in over my head, things are too hard.. This is your gut check, your inside view to the path I've carved. Don't try this at home kids, don't follow that paved way.. Because you'll come to regret it, l
My Last Call By Travis Teeter
My Last Call by Travis Teeter When love goes away, and you're left feeling empty, Things are never the same as they used to be, Forever changed, you change, and you feel dead inside. Its cold, its dark, it won't get better..and you can't hide. Your favorite things become boring as you wear them out, Family is a distant sidenote, God leaves you with doubt. You can't cry, because you'd rather not try to explain, The emptiness gets filled, but all you're really left with is the pain. Substance abuse, a temporary release at best.. Leads to your own destruction, Putting your body to the test.. Will I die with just one more? Will I be lucky to end in a moving car? How many lives will I take with me? How did I stray so far? Perfect submission to my own demise..Its what I want, Slow, Subtle, and Inevitable. No cries for help, No taunt.. Just to fall into that deep black, letting go of it all.. As if there were something to hold onto? This'll be my last call..
Common Courtesy
I feel the need to add on to this. I look at all profiles and read them thouroughly. Men and women alike. It seems that alot of people on this site have lost one certain aspect of life though. Common courtesy. I mean is it really that hard to say thank you to someone who has shown you the respct and praise they think you deserve? If you dont like someones profile that has looked at yours, thats fine, but if that said person has showed you some praise, be kind in return and say thank you. Ok done with my ranting lol
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Dear Wife/dear Husband
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just lay there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and
Remission Not Permission
Romans 3:25 “Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in His blood, to declare His righteousness for the remission (means to pardon or give forgiveness) of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God.” Propitiation is a big word that means satisfaction. Because God is a holy God, His anger and justice burned against sin. And He has sworn that sin would be punished. There must be a satisfactory payment for sin so God said, “If I punish man for his sin, man will die and go to hell. On the other hand, if I don’t punish man for his sin, My justice will never be satisfied.” The solution? God said that He would become our substitute. He would take the sin of mankind upon Himself in agony and blood, a righteous judgment and substitute for sin. His wrath was burned out on the cross when His only Son died as man’s propitiation for sin. And this is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for
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The Einherjer's Hall
Well, thanks to a blessing from the Daughter of Hell, I have been able to manifest a virtual place where people of a Viking mind can come to talk and learn. In reality, I have wanted a place sorta like this but real. I wanted to create a bookstore that people can sit and have coffee or whatever and conversate. A friendly place where the magic of networking can accure. It seems sorta funny that my vision came in the form of an online thing. I think this is great! Many people, from many different places can get together on a good common ground. Hail to Daughter of Hell!
Who Says You Have To Be Asleep To Dream?
It's 6:45am and I still haven't slept yet.. haha :) by the way, visit my friends: love, ♥ xpho3n1x if you are a myspacer, visit my page add me as a friend sweetdreamzzzzzzz
Do You Know What Today Is?
Everything you could possibly know about Wednesday and more... however, they left out my personal favorite...."HAPPY HUMP DAY!" Wednesday From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The god Woden, after whom 'Wednesday' was named. "Odin, the Wanderer" 1886 by Georg von Rosen (1843-1923) Wednesday is considered either the third or the fourth day of the week, between Tuesday and Thursday. The name comes from the Middle English Wednes dei, which is from Old English Wodnes dæg, meaning the day of the Germanic god Woden who was a god of the Anglo-Saxons in England until about the 7th century AD. Wodnes dæg is like the Old Norse Oðinsdagr ("Odin's day"), which is an early translation of the Latin dies Mercurii ("Mercury's day"). Although Mercury (the messenger of the gods) and Woden (the king of the Germanic gods) are not equivalent in most regards, both gods guided the souls of the dead to the underworld. When Sunday is taken as the first of the week, the day in the middle of ea
On A Cruise
What a blast it was going to Mexico-taking my family and kids to see places they have always wanted to go. Traveling in luxury-what a way to go!I highly recommend it to all if you have the time. Love to all. A.
The Apple, It’s Not Just For Eating Anymore
Good Morning…. In an ever changing world of the I-POD generation where one can listen to endless amounts of music from a device smaller then most little fingers now comes it’s big brother the IPHONE, oh yeah! Apple is introducing it and for a meager price of 499 you too can own a 4 gigabyte unit to store and synchronize a user's music, video and photos from Apple's ITunes. Oh wait they’re not finished. Along with the IPHONE the company's new TV, which could do for digital movies what the iPod did for digital music. The TV, actually a recording device with a 40-gigabyte hard drive, will let users wirelessly take downloaded video and photo content and watch it on big-screen televisions. Apparently right now they are going after older flicks from Viacom's (VIA, news, msgs) Paramount Pictures. For now, Paramount will offer only its backdated titles, not new releases. Still, it's a sign that Apple will succeed in building off its Disney library and in time will offer a full slate of movies.
Name That Tune In Reverse
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Nothing Right Now
Just getting this blog started....go me...I rock....
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7 Months In Texas And???????
Okay now have made it 7 months in Texas must say I miss home, people are some what cool but haven't met many that relate to me. Guess I miss Georgia too much but who knows gonna keep living it up here in the big state of Texas.
Stolen Entry #1
Yesterday The Connoisseur and I went to Target. I needed to buy deodorant and drugs for my stupid cold, and a box of issue to keep in the car until my nose decides to stop running marathons. Of course since we were there, we had to browse then entire freaking store. This includes the shoes. I love shoes. We all know this. We all also know that judging by some of the shoes I have owned in the past, I am of the sometimes misguided idea that any shoe can be fantastic with the right clothes, hair, etc. I am a fashion victim waiting to happen. Anyway, the shoes. If I had $30.00 to waste right now, I’d be buying a pair of shoes that I have no idea what I’d wear with them. Actually I do. Anything. Just for the chance to wear them. Because I need a pair of black and white zebra striped pumps. I need them. But I’m not going to get them so I should stop thinking about them, right? Right! Instead, I’ll talk about the fact that in some sort of mindless stab for something to do today, I jo
Warning Sign
Warning Sign Lyrics Coldplay A warning sign, I missed the good part then I realized, I started looking and the bubble burst. I started looking for excuses. Come on in, I've gotta tell you what a state I'm in, I've gotta tell you in my loudest tones, That I started looking for a warning sign. When the truth is, I miss you. Yeah the truth is, That I miss you so. A warning sign, You came back to haunt me and I realized, That you were an island and I passed you by, You were an island to discover. Come on in, I've gotta tell you what state I'm in, I've gotta tell you in my loudest tones, That I started looking for a warning sign. When the truth is, I miss you. Yeah the truth is, That I miss you so. And I'm tired, I should not have let you go. So I crawl back into your open arms. Yes, I crawl back into your open arms. And I crawl back into your open arms. Yes, I crawl back into your open arms...
My Woman My Life
Letter Read
RACHAEL YAMAGATA LYRICS "Letter Read" My love, my love, my love, how could you do this to me My love, my love, my love, you were supposed to be And I shouldn't have to tell you to explain yourself My love, my love, my love, how could you do this to me My love, my love, my love, you're not enough for me And I shouldn't have to tell you to explain yourself But all I have is your letter read And I cannot get it out of my head And I'm afraid, and I can't breathe, And I'm in love with you But you are not with me And I have put so much into a life I made too much about you now to lie My love, my love, my love, how could you do this to me My love, my love, my love, you're not enough for me And I shouldn't have to tell you to explain yourself But all I have is your letter read And I cannot get it out of my head And all I have is your letter read, And I cannot get it out of my head 'Cause I'm afraid, and I can't breathe, And I'm in love with you But you are not w
Someone Took Too Much Retardanol PLEASE PASS THIS ON....VERY IMPORTANT WARNING!!!!! Very Important please read This is seriously fucked up, and anyone caught doing this should be shot. Anyone who knows who my myspace profile is will realise the irony in this however what you are about to read is fucked up. THIS ACTAULLY HAPPENED IN UXBRIDGE - IN ROYALES BE CAREFUL!!! A woman at a night-club on Saturday night was taken by 5 men who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes and along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, was Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilise large animals. Rumour has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As
How Many O Fme?
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Meet Me By The Water
RACHAEL YAMAGATA LYRICS "Meet Me By The Water" Would you please meet me by the water, baby We'll have a really good time Would you please meet me by the water, baby 'Cause I can't get you off of my mind I've been thinking everyday about you Don't fit anywhere into my life, but that's okay 'Cause I think I might be right for you And because of that, I'm not scared at all And everyone says I'm crazy And everyone says I'm a fool Would you meet me by the water tonight 'Cause I'm ready to break all the rules Please don't leave me standing With my heart in my hand I can't last here I'm breaking down, And no on understands why I got here But I knew from the very first moment That I met you You'd be the one Would you meet me by the water tonight Would you please fall asleep Holding my hand 'Cause I've got everything in store for you, baby If you'll be my man
I'll Find A Way
RACHAEL YAMAGATA LYRICS "I'll Find A Way" I'll find a way to see you again I'll find a way to see you again I used to think that anything I'd do Wouldn't matter at all anyway But now I find that when it comes to you I'm the winner of cards I can't play Wait for me, wait for me Darling, I need you desperately, desperately here And I'll find a way to see you again And I'll find a way to see you again The rain is like an orchestra to me Little gifts from above meant to say Girl, you falling at his feet Isn't lovely or stunning today Wait with me, wait with me I'm alive when you're here with me, here with me, stay And I'll find a way to see you again And I'll find a way to see you again Why do the street lamps die When you're passing by Like a hand that won't stay on my shoulder tonight If you held me close, would you laugh it away Would you dare the glance that I steal to stay And I'll find a way to see you again Yes, I'll find a way to see you ag
Be Be Your Love
RACHAEL YAMAGATA LYRICS "Be Be Your Love" If I could take you away Pretend I was queen What would you say Would you think I'm unreal 'Cause everybody's got their way I should feel Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love But I want, want, want to be your love Want to be your love, for real Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love But I want, want, want to be your love Want to be your love for real Want to be your everything Everything... Everything's falling, and I am included in that Oh, how I try to be just okay Yeah, but all I ever really wanted Was a little piece of you And everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love But I want, want, want to be your love Want to be your love, for real Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love But I want, want, want to be your love Want to be your love for real Everything will be alright If you just stay the night Please, sir, don't you walk away, don't you walk aw
Reason Why
RACHAEL YAMAGATA LYRICS "Reason Why" I think about how it might have been We'd spend out days travelin' It's not that I don't understand you It's not that I don't want to be with you But you only wanted me The way you wanted me So, I will head out alone and hope for the best And we can hang out heads down As we skip the goodbyes And you can tell the world what you want them to hear I've got nothing left to lose, my dear So, I'm up for the little white lies But you and I know the reason why I'm gone, and you're still there I'm gone, and you're still there I'm gone, and you're still there I'll buy a magazine searching for your face From coast to coast, or whatever I find my place I'll track you on the radios, and I'll sign your list in a different name But as close as I come to you It's not the same So, I will head out alone and hope for the best We can pat ourselves on the back As say that we tried And if one of us makes it big We can spill our regret
Artist: Cary Brothers Lyrics Song: Ride Lyrics You are everything I wanted The scars of all I’ll ever know If I told you you were right Would you take my hand tonight? If I told you the reasons why Would you leave your life and ride? And ride… You saw all my pieces broken This darkness that I could never show If I told you you were right Would you take my hand tonight? If I told you the reasons why Would you leave your life and ride? And ride…
Hold You In My Arms
Ray LaMontagne - Hold You in My Arms Lyrics When you came to me with your bad dreams and your fears It was easy to see that you'd been crying Seems like everywhere you turn catastrophe it reigns But who really profits from the dying I could hold you in my arms I could hold you forever I could hold you in my arms I could hold you in my arms forever When you kissed my lips with my mouth so full of questions It's my worried mind that you quiet Place your hands on my face Close my eyes and say Love is a poor man's food Don't prophesize I could hold you in my arms I could hold you forever And I could hold you in my arms I could hold you forever So now we see how it is This fist begets the spear Weapons of war Symptoms of madness Don't let your eyes refuse to see Don't let your ears refuse to hear Or you ain't never going to shake this sense of sadness I could hold you in my arms I could hold on forever And I could hold you in my arms I could hold f
New Blog Init
45 Random Questions 1. Who sits in front of you in math class? don’t do maths anymore, and when I did, no one sat in front of me. 2. What color is your razor/shaver? blue 3. What state are you in? None I live in the UK County however that would be Staffordshire 4. Can you count backwards from 74? Yes 5. Where were you Tuesday night? Watching Night at the museum with my dad and sister, thanks to my sister for paying for it 6. Brown or white eggs? brown 7. Like rap music? I adore it hehehe 8. Ever taken a train? Plenty of times 9. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York? I was in lesson at the time, I didn’t no what had happened until I got to my aunt’s house. Where's 10?? surely this is number 10. 11. What day of the week is it? wednesday 12. What was your Lunch? I haven’t eaten yet. 13. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? Putting off doing her coursework and mostly chilling with me 14. What does your screen name mean?
Are You Stilll In Love
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Are You A 70s Girl
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I usually keep myself abreast of current trends and such butt somehow I missed the Vampire Movement… Was just looking at the Top Promoters and one of these is a Vampire Chick… Personally, men, brotherhood of the Manly Man Society, how in the hell can you sleep safely with a chick that wants to bite your neck or maybe chomp of your “woman pleaser”??? Talk about an uncomfortable nights sleep… Hit and run?? Oh – ok… No overnight stay… out before midnight… Ok, I get it…. Damn if you will EVER catch me waking up next to a vampire chick… p.s 2 new friends ya can visit for me...
Livestream Cam 2 De Gouden Kooi ( A Dutch Tv Program)
Now Streaming CAM 2. Pick another CAM: CAM 1 CAM 3 CAM 4 Above the livestream directly from the Villa "de Gouden Kooi" ("the Golden Cage"). It's a TV show from the Netherlands. So please be aware of the time difference (CET = Central European Time). And yes we sleep at night too. ;) It's about 8 people who live in a million dollar villa. The last person who stays in the house wins the villa. Will it last over two years the winner gets the million dollar villa and a million dollar in ca$h... It's a bit like BigBrother only no one knows when this show will end. I'm sure you'll have this show later too. Did you know the inventors of Big Brother where Dutch? Like me... lol
Rip Hun
god....idk what to even say...i just want to talk to you! and hear your voice! and hear you say stop being such a baby and lazy ass...why cant you do that? why cant you stay here forever? i dont want you to leave me yet...i wasnt ready...i had so much more to say. and i had so much planned for us... you owe me a date! and a makeout session... god..i hate you! i dont tho...i love you more then you know... what am i supposed to do now when i cant sleep? who am i supposed to call? whos gonna call me at 3am? we were the only ones with weird hours.... who am i gonna listen to hoobastank with? or flogging molly? who's gonna call me drunk... god i loved all our late night convo's...they were the best... never boring..always interesting...always made my night... what am i supposed to do without my best friend? i dont know where to go from here... i wish i could have you back... i just wanta hear you one more time.... i wasnt ready.... RIP honey you owe me a kis
Which Bed Are You
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Vicktoria Sue Lyn
its the name of my new daughter not more tha 8 days old shes my lil dream that has come true omg i love her so much she was born 6 weeks early but going home on thursday to her moms place yes were divorced its a crazy mixed up thing but it works for us ty for readiing my 1st blog!
If U Were A Survey
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More Control Over Fear
This weekend I did something I swore I would not do the first time I saw this thing being built. I have always disliked ferris wheels. The one at California Adventure is the biggest I have seen in person. I first saw it 6 years ago from a hotel room across the street. I had a view of the whole park, very strange to see the lake as a large empty pit. This weekend I agreed to go on it, and in one of the swinging cars at that. There was a family in the same car with us. My friend kept telling me to look around. My fear was strong, but I did not scream. Or at least not much or too loudly. I did look around a little while in the air. The scariest parts were when the car swung so I would be looking downward.
Controling Fear
In recent weeks I have learned to be more bold, and be less controlled by my fears. Many things happened this weekend. Friday, wearing my new cargo pants and hippie crinkled spaghetti-strap shirt, no bra, I walked around Disneyland w/ my boyfriend. Taking humor in the stares I was attracting. Saturday, w/ my boyfriend and two friends. We went to Castle Rock to go repelling. Just North of the dam on the South end of Big Bear Lake, we parked the car and started a 1 mile hike to Castle Rock. Looking up from the base of the rocks, it does not seem so high. Continuing to hike around the NW side of the rocks, we climbed up to the top. With my fear of heights, I still did not have much fear climbing the groups of boulders. There was one part the did terrify me, a lips of rock, 5 feet up, with a straight up wall, only a crack into to hang on to. I needed my friend and boyfriend to form a wall behind me so I could feel safe to cross it. At the top, the view is beautiful; the entire Bi
Dreams - Poetry
Thinking, working, dreaming Pushing, desiring, screaming, fighting Typing, moving, dancing, writing, thinking Working, resting, cleaning, watching Painting, fixing, growling, smacking Kissing, loving, moaning, yelling Why must I fight? The desires for what I want. The lack of motivation to move. The fight in my head for not completing these things. You are not better then me, then why am I always running to catch you? Just love me. Tell me I do well. These are what make me smile. Put my mind at ease. I know I stress. I know I am over sensitive. Just hold me. Caress my hair. Give me time I will adjust. I will understand you, you will understand me as well.
I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets the all sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the gir
The Devotion
in life we come into this world and we receive things it's not untill later on in life when we understand that giving some little things it makes room for bigger things, and better things, and sometimes we can love something so much we forget about everything else, when giving the unexpected we sometimes foget that once apon a time somone gave us the unexpected to, and the unexpected could be almost anything, from love, to atttention, to cars, to money, to sometihng in life, and you can buy a lot of things in life, but when you give your devotion to somone, it's not just a gift it's a promise, and to keep that promise is rare and a gift that is far from the norm of todays days, and I give my devotion to my family, and I have kept that devotion, and will continue to give that gift with the uttermost sincerity and love.
Mp3 Players
a month or so ago when i was home for R&R/leave i receaved a coby MP3 player for my birthday. i was realy excited because i had thought about getting an MP3 player for a while. they are a handy little toy to have aroundput one in the ear on long trips, or while at work, listen to them while at the gym, i would also like to listen to it while out on a run, but we cant have them in while out and about on base like that. i had it for a few weeks, when one day i got back to my room after work and saw that the screen was cracked, not the LCD, jut the glass/plastic cover over the screen, so not a huge deal. the rest of the thing kept working just fine. but, a few days, maybe a week later the things power button stoped working right for me. i know it was still working somewhat, because if i hooked it up to the computer it would regester that it was there, and turn on when i would unplug it from the computer, but than if i touched the play button (power/play/pause) it would instantly tur
Be with me: Be with me when I'm down. Be with me when I'm up. Be with me when I'm not sure. Be with me when I'm always around. Be with me when I'm not there. Be with me when I'm confused. Be with me when I'm I know it all. Be with me when I'm sad. Be with me when I'm angry. Be with me when I'm not right. Be with me because you love me. Be with me because you don't have to be. Be with me because you want to be. Be with me because you want no other. Be with me because I am the only one. Be with me because I would do nothing less for you.
This Is Inspiration....
Phenomenal Woman Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phen
Words To Live By
Live your own life, not that of everyone else's.
100 Facts About Chuck Norris
Are you ready for America's new favorite show? That's right, It's time for: ONE-HUNDRED RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!!!!!!!!!!! You are about to experience One Hundred (awesome) random facts about Chuck Norris. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
I Deserve It...
I wanna be with a man who will treat me right. I deserve it. I want to be able to walk around with me head held high. I deserve it. I want to be able to look past all that bothers me and look on the bright side. I deserve it. I want to be able to succeed in all I do. I deserve it. I want to feel loved. I deserve it. I deserve to be with a man who will treat me right. (I am a good woman) I deserve to walk around with my head held high. (I am a classy woman) I deserve to look past all that bothers me. (I am a strong woman) I deserve to succeed in all I do. (I am a hardworking woman) I deserve to feel loved. (I am a woman) ((its a work in progress))
Q&a Received In Email
Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here"! Q2 . WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only down under! Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4 . WHY ARE HURRICANES MOSTLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch! There, now you know everything you need to know!
Complete & Uncensored Shit List
AGNOSTICISM What is this shit? ALTRUISM Want some shit? AMISH Shit dost occur. APATHISM I don't give a shit. ATHEISM I don't believe this shit. BA'HAI All shit is truly shit. BUDDHISM Shit happens. BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM Shit happens because the Bible says so. CAPITALISM How much will this shit cost? CARTESIANISM I shit, therefore I am. CATHOLICISM If shit happens, you deserved it. CLASSICAL Marxism The workers take all the shit, but they're gonna dish it back out again. COMMUNISM It's everybody's shit. CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "Shit happens." CREATION SCIENCE We have proof that God created all the shit that happens. CONTRACT THEORY If we don't agree to form society, everything will go to shit. DADISM Your mom knows her shit. DARWINISM We came up from shit. DESCARTES I shit therefore I am. DIANETICS Shit your way to a better life. DOMINICANS Belive in shit, or we'll boil you in it. DYSLEXIANISM Hits
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Confucious Sayings
Better to be pi$$ed off than pi$$ed on. Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Woman who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills. Man with one chopstick go hungry Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down. Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night. Man who live in glass house should dress in basement. Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news. Man who sleep in bed of nails is holy. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Blonde who fly upside down have crack up. A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work. It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it. Man who drop watch in toilet have $hitty time. Man who make love to girl on hill, well
Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in baseme
Ancient Chinese Sayings
"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired." "Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly." "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!" "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ." "Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok." "Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around." "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!" "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it." "War not determine who right. War determine who left." "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse." "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!" "It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it." "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!" "Man who live in glass house should change in basement." "Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand" "Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Chatter Gnatter Speak
WE ARE THE WEFTOVERS thru cobwebs i see my window is covered with old nests and webs left over morsels of arachnid dinners dirt from the outside roadside and a day covered by cloud the dim grey light attracts this vision skyward small birds sing amongst branches encrusted with petro chemical emissions oblivious of our unleaded footprint we cover the earth with no where's sacred anymore untouched by motorcades high overhead our world has fast become 1 big parking lot for our mad misadventure of travel and communication we're drowning in the depths of every1 elses sorrow no more todays tomorrow today is something very expensive and tomorrow is already on sale noodle e string (c)
Winders For Rednecks
If windows were put out by rednecks... Their #1 product would be "Mikersoft Winders." Instead of an hourglass icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle. Occasionally, you would bring up a winder (window) that was covered with a Hefty bag and some duct tape. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right!," "Naw", or "Git." Instead of "Ta-da!" the opening sound would be dueling banjos. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders 95 would be an outhouse. Instead of "Start Me Up," the Winders 95 theme song would be "Achy-Breaky Heart." Power Point would be called "ParPawnt." The Winders 95 logo would incorporate the confederate flag. Instead of "VP," Mikersoft big shots would be called "Cuz." Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver. "Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire." Flight Simulator would be replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator. Mikersoft CEO: Billy-Bob (a.k.a. "Bubba") Gates. Interne
Are You Stupid?
Personal Survey
I was asked to do this so here it gentle with me LOL ANSWER HONESTLY OR DON'T BOTHER! Age/Sex: 36/Male Are you a virgin? It's been 4 months, so I feel like one If so you can stop now, If not how many people have you slept with? The right amount so far Dated? Post HS -- 5 Kissed? Post HS -- More than 5 Been in love with? 2 Told you love? 2 Told they loved you? 5 How many relationships? 5 Longest? Shortest? 15 years/a few months Best and worst? Angie/All good Info about your first girl/boyfriend? Kelly...small, very sweet, gave in to easily to everyone (including me) Info about your first love? Amy...sure we were gonna marry, cheated on me in college Last girl/boyfriend? Angie Last love? Angie (and current) How many people you dated seen you naked? All of them Ever have a one night stand? Yes Ever slept with someone and regretted it? Not really How many regrets? n/a Where did you lose your virginity and to whom? Amy's grandmother's attic Was it everythin
Far Away
Far Away The selfish feeling in my heart And fading lights up top in front We’re having all And everything will appear The wall I’ve built to keep them in Grows paler likened to dead skin And we’re having all the insecure And all things lost will disappear Purple thoughts put in their place And life that slips in an embrace And we all feel faint Brazen glass on the shore Endless resist in a silent state Like blood that leapt from in your veins And we’re actual and in the clear Ripped like pieces torn from fear A light wrought from my suicide Guiding a wish that you had tried And join the leaves fall to the ground Just like an eye and needle found To journey far beyond the soul And leave behind a smoldering hole Relax it’s all done in good time And after all the final goodbye Put to the hand that stained the right Engulfed in blood with none to fight An angel taken from above So warm of heart yet troublesome The mo
Little Known Sex Facts
Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular. Did you know?...In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. Did you know?...14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once. Did you know?...According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B. Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your
Sex Story
pleses take time to read and let me know if it gets you all wet. In the beginning things were all hazy, She could not see clearly, everything had a halo around it - why? Before she could analyze the situation everything became crystal clear, she was in a crowded place, a club. There were people there that she knew but no-one spoke to her and she spoke to no-one. She had a feeling that she had been there a long time although time had no meaning to her, it was hot and the music was mesmerizing her. People walking past her brushed against her and she realized that her skin was hypersensitive, each touch made her skin tingle and her nipples stand erect. She took a sip of the drink in front of her, not sure if it was hers or not. No one complained so it must have been hers, it tasted nice anyway. Her attention was drawn to the writhing mass of bodies on the dance floor, unison movement to the beat of the music. She made her way through the wall of people, struggling to reach the middle o
Dazed And Confused Newcomer Lol
Please bear with me here folks LOL. I see messages in my shoutbox and alerts in my alerts, but not sure yet what to do with them. Anyway, as with any new toy I will get it. LOL And thank you for the warm welcomes. I think this is going to be quite fun. Thank you Gail for the referral.
Weird Sex Laws!!!
A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons. If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front
Weird Sex
Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.1 Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight. Foods that im
Humans Interesting Facts
This is weird but true! While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot. (go ahead no one will see you) While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. * When filming summer scenes in winter, actors suck on ice cubes just before the camera rolls - it cools their mouths so their breath doesn't condense in the cold air. Humans were first infected with the HIV virus in the 1930s. Thinking about your muscles can make you stronger. If left alone, 70% of birthmarks gradually fade away. Grapefruit scent will make middle aged women appear six years younger to men. The perception is not reciprocal and the grapefruit scent on men has no effect on women's perception. Women blink twice as many times as men do. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening. Layers of cartilage in the joints gets compressed during the
Thoughts On Infinitesimal Randomness
Good morning/evening/noon/afternoon .. whatever your pleasure. i will attempt to elaborate on some things. when i say elaborate, i mean exasperate.. whoa i spelled it right on the first try creative writing isn't really my strong suit, though vocabulary is... it's a matter of information getting to and from my brain into specific areas, i.e. my hands i thought it would be better if i could just blog directly from my brain. of course it would end up being something like Frontier Psychiatrist. only some how every word would hot link to a vaguely related page in Wikipedia. and you would only need to glimpse at it to gain the information stored there. kind of a Electro magnetic form of esp, only you are communicating with a machine. i've been told i had A.D.D. and well yeah. i can never stand still for too long or stay on the same subject for too long. in rare cases i do. but that is neither here nor there. and i really really really have to go to bed now cause i work in the morning.
"the Doctrine Of Blackness Enshrouded"
And so it begins with the dimming of the candle light that once burned bright with such intensity of hope and dreams now benighted by such a darkness that consumes and forsakens the horizon of what once was and never will be again. Like that of the changing of time and seasons from the liveliness of spring to the withering and despair of winter. You stand here in this equinox divided by the decision that lay ahead to break what seems to be this pre-determined destiny or to write a new chapter that will give testimony to the things that plagues the minds of mankind. Like that of a saviour, disciple, or martyr your words will live on to tell a tale of a past life and the karma there within held, written in the blood of those who be damned, tainted by the memories of the impure in this crusade of self revoloution and revelation. Discard the mind of the one who once bestowed such knowledge upon you, your kingdom will crumble, but my memory shall remain instilled in your veins, your mind an
Your making it harder, making it hurt binding me, pushing my face in the dirt Pushing harder with a force, ripping my skirt Body tense,heart pounding and fully alert Your making it harder, making it hurt Screaming in silence, pain on the outside Closing my eyes, The harder I cried In my mind, somewhere I try and hide Stripped,and abused, more ropes you tied Soul shattered, and scorned I died Your making it harder, making it hurt Binding me, As my lips taste the dirt Pushing harder with a force, off goes my skirt Body tense, heart pounding I'm alert Your making it harder, making it hurt No longer screaming, pain on the inside Closing my eyes, breathless, I sighed In my mind, no longer a place to hide Stripped and used, the ropes you untied Soul shattered, and scorned I died You made it harder, you made it hurt Binded me, and buried me in the dirt Pushed hard with a force, flames upon my skirt Body limp, heart still pounding and fully alert
My New Job
Deceided to change jobs.....please call for promp service
I Suck At This
Please help me out, I didn't realize when I asked for a morph I had to get 250 votes first. Please humor me! LOL! Much love to all! Thanks in advance! Jackie >
Your Fucking Dead
The hatred you keep inside Your selfishness, I loathe you Inside my heart, you died Inside my head, I love you Your abuse, I take in stride You I despise, I fucking hate you! Your dead, so fucking dead A piece of shit, hopeless memory your dead, dead in my head a piece of shit, worthless memory your dead, so fucking dead I the evil you keep inside your arrogance, I laugh at you Inside my heart, I cried Inside my head, me and you Your abuse, it stripped me of my pride you I hate, I fucking love you!!! Your dead, so fucking dead a piece of shit, hopeless memory your dead, dead in my head a piece of shit, worthless memory your dead, so fucking dead This hatred I feel everyday You made me become this way Inside, because of you, I died Inside, from you, I hide No more abuse, Im through One thing left to say... Your dead, so fucking dead!!! Burn in hell mother fucker! By:Stacey Forrester (Copywritten/Dont steal!)
I stand strong everyday as a representation of my own race. I'm in school for a reason and this to get my education. I come from a well educated fam and we are all about our business. So next time you see me take time to get to know me. Like the old sayin goes "There's more to a book than it's cover" and believe that. ^_^
Good Night
The new moon sprinkles dimonds down upon the sleeping water. Fog lazily rolls in from the hills as a blanket may tuck in a babe The eagle safely tucks her young under a wing Wind rustles the leaves,and gentally rocks the trees Far away,a wolf sings to the moon The new babes cry simmers as sweet dreams fly Shivers go straight down the spine Wet air comes flooding in like a hurricane Silence is like an enemy,but we seem to find peace, and bats come out to play Gracefully take a line upon your cheek make a wish to the glistening lights They dance in the velvet of night Close those tiered old eyes and say good night
" LOVE is givin someone the ability to hurt U....N trustin them not to "
Help Me Get To 250 Votes Please!
Looking to get to 250 votes to get a morph made. I know silly, but fun at the same time. I will repay the favor! I have for a few of you already! :) Thank you
to all may your nite be filled with the dreams of dreamers ,sweet dreams to all with loves may your dreams be wet amd jucie talk at me 2marrow
S(ingle), W(hite), F(emale), T(errestrial) B(iped)
S(ingle), W(hite), F(emale), T(errestrial) B(iped) Tonight, I had one of the best chats of all time, and it was with a virtual stranger. Literally. (But hopefully not for long. He’ll come around eventually.) In order to protect the innocent, I’ll just call him Ted Baker. “Ted” is a journalist who writes for a fine British newspaper. He’s a good writer and our talk covered all the taboo topics: Politics, Religion and Sex for an Online Chat. Now, before you write me off as a Hopeless Slut, let me clarify for the record: We did NOT engage in theological debate. Nor did we bash each other’s politics. There. That’s a relief now, isn’t it? And during this chat the subject turned, as inevitably single and bored people are wont to do, toward the “differences between men and women.” Ted asked me if I preferred “telling it like it is”. And I said, “Of course! Except for when the question is: ‘Does this make me look fat?’” Now Ted’s response to THAT was fascinating. He sai
Am I Really A Freak????????
Am I Really A Freak?? Don't tease me Don't Touch me Unless Unless your ready To touch me To drive me To caress me To play with me To lick me To sex me Dont go to fast Dont go to slow Go just right Do it gently Do it rough Do it tough Do it slow Do it fast Dont be scared If you cant do the job Like you said you can Before you leave Hand me the damn phone So I can call someone else Who can do it right If you want to stay I can teach you how Undress me nice and slow Then touch me up there Then down here Now use your tongue and lips Do it again and again As many times as you want But dont enter there Not into my lilly Not just yet See I got you And you got me I like many wayz What wayz you ask Come and find out Some say Im a nympho I just maybe Because I dream about sex Now my man leaves to go to work I hear a knock at the door I open it Damn its you We both know what time it is Im like not y
Mudvayne - World So Cold
MUDVAYNE LYRICS "World So Cold" When passion's lost and all the trust is gone, Way too far, for way too long Children crying, cast out and neglected, Only in a world so cold, only in a world This cold Hold the hand of your best friend, look into their eyes Then watch them drift away Some might say, we've done the wrong things, For way too long, for way too long Fever inside the storm, So I'm turning away. Away from the name (Calling your names) Away from the stones (Throw sticks and stones) 'Cause I'm through mending the wounds of us Keep your thorns 'Cause I'm running away, Away from the games (Fucking head games) Away from the space (Hate this head space) The circumstances of a world so cold burning whispers, Remind me of the days, I was left alone, in a world this cold Guilty of the same things, provoked by The cause, I've left alone, in a world so cold Fever inside the storm, So I'm turning away. Away from the name (Calling your names) Aw
Not Again ....
Hey God it’s me again you’ve heard my cry before I’m the one who gave up on you when I thought you shut the door I’m the one who fought you each and everyday and the one who couldn’t even bow my head to pray I’m the one who cried each and every night hoping one day I would finally die I’m the one who would never let you in but every time I thought you failed me I got mad at you again I’m the one who fought you when you told me to obey and the one who said maybe tomorrow not today. But then one day you came and took me by the hand and told me it would be okay and that I needed to understand that never once did you give up on me or shut the door in my face, that when I felt that tug on my heart that was you in your place. That every time I ignored you I broke your heart in two and when I called on you your joy was renewed. But God I’m at that point again where I can’t take it anymore where something I can’t handle is festering in my core. Lord each time I call on you I feel so
New Pix!!
For all my lovely ladie friends out there, Ive got a few new (For The Ladies)NSFW pix up. If ya feel up for it, plz cum rate and comment me!!
Mudvayne - Not Falling
MUDVAYNE LYRICS "Not Falling" Always, known in, all my time, A little left of center now Reflect as I realize, That all I need is to find the middle pillar path to sit like the sun by a star in the sky and just be. Sinners, casting stones at me I... I stand, not crawling, not falling down I... I bleed the demons that drag me down I... I stand, (for nothing), not crawling, (the center), not falling down (of calms within the eye) I... I'll bleed, (for no one), The demons, (but myself), that pull me down (for me and no one else) Goodbye, sunshine, I've put it out again, sad I'm over, personalities, conflicting, I don't need you, or anyone, but me, I'll just be, living my own life I feel my glowing center grow, infecting I feel alive Shovel dirt over lime, plant it in myself to sit like a seed under covers of earth and just be Sinners, pointing fingers at me I... I stand, (for nothing), not crawling, (by myself), not falling down I... I bleed, (for no one), th
Mudvayne - Happy?
MUDVAYNE LYRICS "Happy?" In this hole That is me The dead are rolling over In this hole Thickening Dirt shoveled over shoulders I feel it in me So overwhelmed Oh, this pressured center rising My life overturned Unfair the despair All these scars keep ripping open Peel me from the skin Tear me from the rind Does it make you happy now? Tear meat from the bone Tear me from myself Are you feeling happy now? In this hole That is me A life that's growing feeble In this hole So limiting The sun has set; all darkens Buried underneath Hands slip off the wheel Internal path-way to contention Peel me from the skin Tear me from the rind Does it make you happy now? Tear meat from the bone Tear me from myself Are you feeling happy now? Are you HAPPY? Are you HAPPY? Are you feeling happy? In this hole That is me Left with a heart exhausted What's my release?? What sets me free? Do you pull me up just to push me down again? Peel
Free Thoughts
Free flowing thoughts not really knowing what to write just doing it here because its the cool thing to do....well not really i just got bored and wanted something to do idle hands are infact the devils playground....not only that you can only play with yourself for so long before it gets boring....Hey i know where ur mind was going with that i meant video games....get ur damn minds out of the gutter! ok i dont play video games either.....anyways just a fun loving free word blog right now nothing important to right just curious if anyone really does go through and read these things....if they do then i might actually put a serious blog up here...
Metallica - Unforgiven
(lord of the rings movie) 4. The Unforgiven New blood joins this earth And quikly he's subdued Through constant pained disgrace The young boy learns their rules With time the child draws in This whipping boy done wrong Deprived of all his thoughts The young man struggles on and on he's known A vow unto his own That never from this day His will they'll take away What I've felt What I've known Never shined through in what I've shown Never be Never see Won't see what might have been What I've felt What I've known Never shined through in what I've shown Never free Never me So I dub thee unforgiven They dedicate their lives To running all of his He tries to please them all This bitter man he is Throughout his life the same He's battled constantly This fight he cannot win A tired man they see no longer cares The old man then prepares To die regretfully That old man here is me What I've felt What I've known Never shined through in what I've
Just Not Sure
As the saying goes, if I did not have bad lucky I'd have no luck at all. A week before Christmas and all was well. I was almost out of debt and closer to moving on up. Then 4 days before Christmas, my world comes a crashing. Not one, not two, three traffic tickets. All my fault, the begining of my bad luck. I could no long drive, due to so BS law I knew nothing about. Could not drive to see my family for the holiday, I could not drive at all. No real friends at all, and my only family in town had far worse problems then I. For her husband had become sick and the day after Christmas was take to the hospital and in the ICU. Thankful he was released yesterday, but not in the clear. My family has a curse, I am not sure why. My mother killed herself 10 years ago. Booze and anti-depressents, not a great combo. So, as the new year comes, I do nothing but work for a losy $7.75 and hour. I am the only one at work know who is blesed to work the midnights at the hotel. S
A Very Interesting Read!
FINDING MR.RIGHT He wasn’t tall and he didn’t make a lot of money. His shoes, when he wasn’t wearing sneakers, were ugly brown nerdy boats. His clothes were boring and out of date, often ill-fitting. I noticed all this much later, because when I first heard his voice on the phone, the sun came out and I turned my face to it and closed my eyes. He was relaxed and warm. We laughed a lot. The first time we spoke was a Sunday afternoon in March. We made a date to meet in the city two weeks from the coming Tuesday. Before we met, we would speak several times, the last time from midnight to 4 a.m. the night before our date. I had answered his ad with a letter which I didn’t mail for almost a month. I carried it around in my briefcase because while I still had the letter, anything was possible. Once I mailed it, I could be rejected, I could never hear from him, or he could turn out to be a dud. We met near the information booth in Grand Central Terminal. I was nearly an hour la
I want to be happy but things feel very blue, I miss my friends and loved ones. I feel like every thing in my life is slipping away and the harder I grip the faster it goes. I start to cry alot and half the time I dont know why. I wish for nothing but to be happy. I am ok for a couple days but then something inside takes hold and knocks me over back in to sadnes with one swift blow. I just want to be happy again...
Need Alittle Help
okay im askin all my friends/fans/family/group if you have not rated my pics i would appreicate the help as i have bout 2467 points to level so i would appreciate it if you took the time to rate my pics than you.
Metallica - One
4. One I Can't Remember Anything Can't Tell If this Is True or Dream Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream this Terrible Silence Stops Me Now That the War Is Through with Me I'm Waking up I Can Not See That There's Not Much Left of Me Nothing Is Real but Pain Now Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death Oh Please God,wake Me Back in the Womb its Much Too Real in Pumps Life That I must Feel but Can't Look Forward to Reveal Look to the Time When I'll Live Fed Through the Tube That Sticks in Me Just like a Wartime Novelty Tied to Machines That Make Me Be Cut this Life off from Me Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death Oh Please God,wake Me Now the World Is Gone I'm Just One Oh God,help Me Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death Oh Please God Help Me Darkness Imprisoning Me All That I See Absolute Horror I Cannot Live I Cannot Die Trapped in Myself Body My Holding Cell Landmine Has Taken My Sight Taken My Speech Taken My Hearing Taken My Arms Taken My Le
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Sylfronia King
Sylfronia King knows a little bit more about the music industry now that she’s all grown up. After her first single, "No More", 3 mixtapes and now a new album, which has just been released on the Platform Entertainment Group/ NAE Record Label. She has always wanted to be a singer since the age of 5 when her mother first learned that her daughter had a talent for singing. After being discovered nearly four years ago at the age of 15 she's taking it all in stride while trying to make all her dreams come true. But, it wasn’t always easy for this budding new star that grew up in Far Rockaway, Queens NY where she was going through a lot of things that girls twice her age had been though, the streets and peer pressure nearly cost her all of her innocence. Everyday was a difficult day while hanging out in the housing projects. Being the only girl of four children and being raised by a single mom after her father died when she was a little girl. The struggle of g
Your Halo Slipping Down To Choke You Now
So glad to see you well Overcome and completely silent now With heaven's help You cast your demons out And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you off your cloud But I'm more than just a little curious How you're planning to go about Making your amends to the dead To the dead Recall the deeds as if They're all someone else's Atrocious stories Now you stand reborn before us all So glad to see you well And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you to the ground But I'm more than just a little curious How you're planning to go about Making your amends to the dead To the dead With your halo slipping down Your halo slipping Your halo slipping down Your halo slipping down Your halo slipping down [repeated] Your halo slipping down to choke you now
Sick Of This!!!
Sick of all the lies that people tell to me. Sick of all the fucking crap life has dealt to me Sick of all this working for nothing where do it get me? Sick of all the lonely nights Sick of all the endless days Sick of holding on to dreams Sick of giving my heart away Sick of having it broke in two Sick of thinking of you Sick of all this and that Sick of life and don't give a crap Sick of bitches like you Sick of it all through and through One day someone will come and mend my heart the one that she tore apart for that one she may be far away but she will be with me one day. To her I give this heart of mine and once again my life will be fine. This goes out to all that have broke my heart and the one who just did it to me again :(
My Celeb. Look- Alikes...what Do You Think?
I didn't pick these...who would you have picked?
The Truth Set Her Free
so after 5 months of her leading me on. calling me telling me that she misses me that she needs me so on, ect... i've found out that she has been with a friend of mine, when i went to question the situation this is what she said" its hard to explain" i dont get that just tell me the truth i trusted you an you flushed it away. now there is a small army that is really pissed off i call them my friends an family, the people who watched my self destruction for five months of deppression an undying loyalty to a person that everyone thought loved me. i'm over it now but i just never understood why i have noluck will i did for 3 1/2 years. i loved her took care of her, took care of her brothers, her mom. everyone i helped them i bleed for them i defended them i supported them. but most importantly i loved them. the one thing about this whole situation is that action will be taken an i have no say over any of it, i dont want anyhting done of course i wanted to beat t
Repost This Or Delete Me ( Yeah Right)
this chap my ass is dedicated to my new friend Killearn..who just reminded me of this in a comment left... another thing that chaps my ass.... "if you dont repost this then delete me off your friend list" WDF kinna shit is that...are you really that pathetic, i mean get real...if thats what you base your friendship on, then guess what, I DONT WANT YOU ON MY LIST ANYWAY,,,,YOURE A DUMBASS. some people i swear man, i'm tellin ya, they where made from the part that should have dribble down the leg, or got left on the bedsheets.... in other words, your mother should have swallowed you and saved us all some trouble........UGH
Iraq Needs A Triumverate Type Government
In order to bring about peace in Iraq the Kurds, Shiites and Sunis must all share power equally. Each group elects one leader and the 3 leaders must come to an unanimos decision for anything to be done. All oil wealth is to be shared by all Iraqis. Howard Scott Pearlman
Disturbed - Land Of Confusion
DISTURBED LYRICS "Land Of Confusion" I must have dreamed a thousand dreams Been haunted by a million screams But I can hear the marching feet They're moving into the street Now, did you read the news today? They say the danger has gone away But I can see the fire's still alight They're burning into the night There's too many men, too many people Making too many problems And there's not much love to go around Can't you see this is a land of confusion? This is the world we live in And these are the hands we're given Use them and let's start trying To make it a place worth living in Oh, superman, where are you now? When everything's gone wrong somehow? The men of steel, these men of power Are losing control by the hour This is the time, this is the place So we look for the future But there's not much love to go around Tell me why this is a land of confusion This is the world we live in And these are the hands we're given Use them and let's start
People Arguin For No Damn Reason
ok, so i havent done a "chaps my ass" in awhile, so here we go... yanno what else chaps my ass... when people try and debate with you, and then after awhile come to find out they really have NO IDEA WDF they are talking about... i mean really, if you are going to get into a debate with someone about something at least know the information, know the facts....or at least a little bit about what youre talking about.
10 Year Survey
10 yr survey Body: 10 YEARS AGO.... it was JAN 1997 1.) How old were you? 2.) Where did you go to school? 3.) Where did you work? 4.) Where did you live? 5.) Where did you hang out? 6.) Did you wear glasses? 7.) Who was your best friend? 8.) How many tattoos did you have? 9.) How many piercings did you have?: 10.) What car did you drive? 11.) Had you been to a real party yet? 12.) Had your heart broken? 13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: FIVE YEARS AGO....................................................... It was January 2002... 1.) How old were you? 2.) Where did you go to school? 3.) Where did you work? 4.) Where did you live? 5.) Where did you hang out? 6.) Did you wear glasses? 7.) Who was your best friend? 8.) Who was your regular-person crush? 9.) How many tattoos did you have? 10.) How many piercings did you have? 11.) What car did you drive?
Chicken Paprika
A chicken recipe simmered with paprika and sour cream. INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup butter * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 5 to 6 pounds chicken parts (about 2 broiler-fryers, cut up) * 1 medium onion, sliced * 1/2 cup sliced carrot * 1/2 cup sliced celery * 2 tablespoons paprika * 3 tablespoons flour * 1 tablespoon ketchup * 1 1/2 teaspoons salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 can chicken broth, about 1 3/4 cup, undiluted * 1/2 cup sour cream PREPARATION: In a Dutch oven or large, heavy skillet, heat 2 tablespoons of butter and 1 tablespoon vegetable over medium heat. Brown chicken, a few pieces at a time, until golden on all sides. Add more butter and oil as needed. Remove chicken pieces as they brown; set aside. To the same Dutch oven, add onion, carrot, and celery; sauté for about 5 minutes. Stir in paprika; cook 1 minute. Remove from heat; stir in flour, ketchup, salt, and pepper. Gradually stir in chicken broth and co
Chicken Cordon Bleu Casserole
INGREDIENTS: * 2 pounds skinless chicken breasts, cut into chunks * Bread Crumbs * 1 egg * 1/2 cup milk * 8 oz Swiss cheese, cubed * 8 oz ham, diced * 1 can (10 3/4 oz) cream of chicken soup * 1 cup milk PREPARATION: Whisk together the egg and 1/2 cup milk. Dip chunks of chicken in egg mixture, then into bread crumbs, coating well. Brown in a little oil until golden. Place chunks in baking dish, add cubes of swiss cheese and small pieces of ham. Mix cream of chicken soup with 1 cup of milk; mix well and pour over all. Bake about 30 minutes at 350° or until tender and bubbly.
Godsmack - I Stand Alone
GODSMACK LYRICS "I Stand Alone" Now I've told you this once before You can't control me If you try to take me down you're gonna pay Now I feel your every nothing that you're doing for me I'm picking you outa me you run away I stand alone Inside I stand alone You're always hiding behind your so called goddess So what you don't think that we can see your face Resurrected back before the final fallen I'll never rest until I can make my own way I'm not afraid of fading I stand alone Feeling your sting down inside of me I'm not dying for it I stand alone Everything that I believe is fading I stand alone Inside I stand alone And now its my time (now its my time) It's my time to dream (my time to dream) Dream of the sky (dream of the sky) Make me believe that this place isn't plagued By the poison in me Help me decide if my fire will burn out Before you can breathe Breathe into me I stand alone Inside I stand alone Feeling your sting down inside of me I
Ucmj As A Contractor......i Like How This Article Lightly Touches On One Part...and All You Former Military Know What I'm Talking About
Some UCMJ rules now cover U.S. contractors By William Matthews Staff Writer During an argument, a U.S. civilian contractor utters a few unprintable words to a U.S. military officer. Under newly revised U.S. law, the contractor may be court-martialed. The same new rules may apply to contractors who drink alcohol or possess pornography in countries where it is forbidden, commit adultery or fraternize — the military’s term for having improper relationships. A five-word revision of the U.S. legal code, passed virtually unnoticed by Congress last fall, would make U.S. civilians working for the U.S. military in Iraq, Afghanistan or other “contingency operations” subject to the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). Before the revision, contractors were governed by the UCMJ only in times of declared wars. The change was intended to close a legal loophole that has enabled contract personnel to escape punishment for violating the law, said Peter Singer, a military scholar a
Sad But True
Oven Fried Pecan Chicken With Creole Mustard
If you're watching fat and calories, use more bread crumbs and cut back on the pecans a bit, and use a light mayonnaise. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves without skin * salt and pepper * 3 tablespoons mayonnaise * 3 tablespoons Creole mustard or a spicy brown mustard * 2/3 cup panko bread crumbs or fine soft bread crumbs * 2/3 cup pecans * 1 tablespoon fresh chopped parsley or 1 teaspoon dried parsley flakes * 1 to 2 tablespoons melted butter, or butter-flavored spray PREPARATION: Wash chicken breasts; pat dry. Put between sheets of plastic wrap and pound lightly to an even thickness. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Combine mayonnaise and mustard in a bowl. In a food processor or blender, process the bread crumbs, pecans, and parsley until fine. Coat chicken generously with the mayonnaise mustard mixture then coat with crumbs. Place in a greased baking dish and drizzle or spray a small amount of melted butter over each
Chicken With Jalapeno Cheese Sauce
Chicken breasts are baked then served with homemade jalapeno cheese sauce and nacho chips. INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper * 2 jalapeno peppers, finely chopped * 1 large clove garlic, minced * 1 tablespoon canola oil * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * 2 tablespoons butter or margarine * 2 tablespoons flour * 1 1/2 cups milk * 1 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese, divided * few drops hot pepper sauce, or to taste, or a dash of ground cayenne pepper * 1/4 teaspoon salt * ground black pepper * jalapeno pepper rings * nacho chips, optional PREPARATION: Combine bell pepper, jalapeno pepper, garlic, and olive oil. Place chicken breasts in a shallow baking pan sprayed lightly with nonstick cooking spray; add pepper and oil mixture. Bake chicken at 350°, uncovered, 20 minutes. While chicken bakes, melt butter or margarine in saucepan. Add flour and stir for 1 minute. Whisk in milk, stirring until
Stupid People
I really do not like them!!! From the fast food places, to the the people that work in higher class places....I hate stupid ass people!!! And, they're all around you at all times!!! My daughter even said the other day while we were in town, that she hated stupid people. She wasn't talking about book smart people and neither am I!! We're talking about people that god forgot to give sense too. Or the ones that know better...but still do it anyway. For know me, and you see me, then you ask a stupid question......I'll give you an answer once.....after that,,,,you deserve my wrath!!! So, why do you bother asking again, like i was kidding the first time? I don't kid around often....and if I do, it's because I like you..and i don't like most people. My daughter is getting the point....she has a dry humor, but really funny anyway....and people just don't get it..or most adults anyway. When they look at her funny she pretty much says what a dork, or I hate stupid people. But, w
Sesame Chicken Recipe
Chicken breasts are cooked with sesame seeds, butter, Parmesan cheese, and spices then served with optional orange sauce. INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 cup bread crumbs * 1/3 cup sesame seeds * 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese * 1/4 teaspoon ginger * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 6 chicken breast halves * 1/3 cup melted butter PREPARATION: In a shallow dish or pie plate, put bread crumbs, sesame seeds, Parmesan cheese, ginger, salt, and pepper. Dip chicken pieces in melted butter, then coat thoroughly with the bread crumb mixture. Place chicken breasts on a baking sheet and bake at 375° for 45 minutes, or until chicken is tender. Serve with orange sauce, if desired. Makes 6 servings. Orange Sauce * 1 tablespoon butter * 2 tablespoons flour * 1 cup chicken broth * 1/2 cup orange juice * 2 teaspoons finely grated orange peel * 2 tablespoons sugar * 2 tablespoons vinegar * 1 tablespoon lemon juice
Doggy Style Gone Bad
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Oven Fried Parmesan Garlic Chicken
INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup margarine or butter * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 8 boneless chicken breast halves * 2/3 cup grated parmesan cheese * 1 cup fine dry bread crumbs * 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley or 2 tablespoon dried parsley flakes * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper PREPARATION: In a saucepan over low heat, melt butter with minced garlic. Make a crumb mixture with bread crumbs, parmesan cheese, parsley, salt, and pepper. Dip chicken pieces in butter; roll in crumb mixture. Place in a 9- x13-inch baking dish and bake at 350° for 50 to 60 minutes.
Special Friends 101
Special Friends 101 Rule 1 You may not under any circumstance have more then one special friend at a time. If u choose to have more then one special friend at a time that is sick, inmoral and u will be consider a whore.(if u know u are skip rule one) Rule 2 Don't EVER get feelings for your special friend. It is just a fuck nothing more nothing less. When emotions get involved it ruins the experience and u could be doing some time in a jail cell for stalking. Rule 3 DO NOT bring ur kids ur special friends house. They don't need to see hear or like kids like to do speak of any activities that are going on at that time. Final Rule KEEP your FUCKING mouth shut. When u speak of that specil friend speak in general terms. To much drama comes from anything more. Now that i have given u the rules. PLease and u know who u are. Don't Fucking break them. U stupid fucks. Privacy is golden just like silence!!! Have a good FUCKING day
When I First Looked Into Your Eyes
.. width="300" height="290">..> When first I looked into your eyes each breath became a thousand sighs. My heart drummed out a thunder beat I glowed with joy from head to feet. The hand of love had touched my soul, as the bell of destiny began to toll. The tide of love began to rise, the world was filled with summer skies. My sodden clouds of cold and grey glowed with gold, then wisped away. A brilliant rainbow arched across, as waves of love began to toss. The air was filled with lovebird cries, when I first looked into your eyes. When I first looked into your eyes, all time and space were paralyzed And in that instant, I was shown a universe I had never known. I dwell there still, in Paradise, when I look into your eyes ME AND MY FRIEND ASH WORKED ON THIS ONE
People Who Live In Glass Whore Houses!!
U know the one thing I wanted for my kids in life was living in a small town. Where everyone knows everyone and people watch out for other people. But here is the sore eyes is that everyone knows everything.. U know those FUCKING people who think they know what happen and what is going on when they weren't even there.. U know those people who like to judge other people on how they run there lives but can't look at there FUCKING own. Ya I am talking about the fucking people in Sauk Village. The ones who live in glass whore houses who shouldn't through stones!!!! Here is some information... No I didn't take anyone one home or offer to the night of the party!!! I came home to the person I am with and love!!! So the next time people want to listen to one persons story maybe u should get the other persons side before u jump to conclusions!!!! Before u start rumors and make someone the bad guy! Well with that said on to someone else to bitch about!!! To let u know this is not personal
Linkin Park - Faint
LINKIN PARK LYRICS "Faint" I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard Handful of complaints but I can’t help the fact that everyone can see these scars I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is real So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do Face away and pretend that I'm not But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got [Chorus] (I can't feel the way I did before) (Don't turn your back on me) (I won't be ignored) (Time won't heal this damage anymore) (Don't turn your back on me) (I won't be ignored) I am a little bit insecure a little unconfident Cause you don't understand I do what I can but sometimes I don't make sense I am what you never wanna say but I've never had a doubt It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to hear me out So I let go watching you turn your back like you always do Face away and pr
So Im New
Thats no surprise By Cherry standards im fresh meat and as for how to get more points i have no idea. But I wont bore with mindless details well i hope to meet new people and so on well ta ta for now
New Auction Site. I Need Help =)
Ok ok, I never ask anyone for help cause thats just the way I am but, I just started a new auction site and if any of you are in to that kinda stuff, stop by and sign up so that I can grow this sucker. It would mean alot to me. =) Thanks!
Im New!
OKay so look everyone I am still new to this thing so be paitent with me. If you add me or something and I don't respond its not because I am being rude but because I am still very unsure of this thing. I have had it for like 3 days and I JUST found this blog thingy. So I just wanted to say please don't get pissed at me because I don't respond. Give me time. Thanks for all the comments and the ratings you guys are giving me. Bye for now. :o)
Hi You!!
Hi, Just stoping in to write a lil note to say hello!!! I am back cherries and cherrittes!! lol Hit me Up!! Jeannie
Real People~ Stupid Questions
Real People, Stupid Questions. If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? --Steven Wright How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was? --Satchel Paige Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? --Steven Wright Does an analyst have to be anal? --Adam Rifkin Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent" press? I don't get it. --Steven Wright If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? --Harry Shearer If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer? --Steven Wright Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers? --Fred Allen If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? --Steven Wright If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? --Art Hoppe What happens if you get scared half to death,...twice? --Steven Wright Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways? --Larry Ander
As every red-blooded American male should, I love football. So I just want to go on record as saying I am a New England Patriots fan. And for those of you who may think I am a bandwagon jumper, I would like to tell you that I have been watching them play since I was 5 years old. Of course I didn't really understand back then what I was watching or what was really going on But I remember watching Steve Nelson, John Hannah, Steve Grogan, Stanley Morgan, John Stephens, James Craig, Mosi Tatupu, Bruce Armstrong and a host of other Patriots legends play the game. I watched it then because my step-father watched it and I became a die-hard Pats fan and will be until the day I die, which will hopefully be much later rather than sooner. So after having my heart broken in 86 by the fucking Bears (who I still hate to this day) and in 96 by the fucking Packers (who I also still hate to this day) I am awash in the glory of these Patriots, who I believe are going to win their 4th title in 6 years th
~~ My Friend Needs Help Plz ~~
she needs help with some comments to stay ahead in the sexy eyes contest contest over on the 11th so stop by and help her out plz thanks maria
3d Animated Sex
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Dang Foreign Films
why is it that certain songs make you think so much, and then you get mad about thinking, but you keep listening to the stupid song? where is this all coming from you wonder... yes my friends, a Japanese movie! I finally got to see all of Last Quarter. with the ever so dreamy HYDE...sigh.. anyway, through out the movie there is a song, I have a copy of this song. THE CAPE OF STORMS So where do I sail? A ship losing control So where has love gone? My cries swallowed up, lost in the ranging sea Will I ever reach it? The Cape of Storms echoes the pain I feel inside You'll never notice The colour of sin Just as the storm clouds close in It's dark I am pursued Here in the shadows Until the ends of the earth Embraced For there is no guiding star The ghost ship wanders far And this treasure has no meaning anymore So where do I sail? My cries swallowed up, lost in the ranging sea A ship losing control So where has love gone? Will I ever reach it? The
Questions~fake Life Dilemmas
And some fake life dilemmas... Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Do vampires get AIDS? Do fish get thirsty? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? Have you ever talked into an acoustic modem? Have you ever wondered? How can someone "draw a blank"? How come chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows? How come I can pick my ears but not my nose? How come wrong numbers are never busy? How did a fool and his money get together? How do I set my laser printer on stun? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? Do witches run spell checkers? Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? How many people do
Stupid Questions~ Real-life Dilemmas
Real Life Dilemmas You can't have everything. Where would you put it? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight? Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is a boxing rin
Things You Won't See Inside A Hall Mark Card
I've collected these damn thingies all my life, and everyone told me nothing would ever be accomplished by it. I guess they were wrong! (In no particular order, mind!) Little things mean alot! Especially your little thing! If I follow you home will you keep me? Your father should have pulled out early! Happy Mother's Day! (inside)Hope it was worth all the pain and suffering you put me through, the years of therapy, the Prozac, and the scars across my wrists. I just thought you'd like to know I love you! I can see now why you're going home alone! I do, but not with you... I like your approach, now let's see your departure! I never get lost... Everyone tells me where to go! On this, the day we celebrate your timely entrance into this world, I have a few words I want to share with you. (Inside)...You're a bitch! Smile if you want sex! If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you! Do you know how to make an idiot think? (Inside) Your mind is like an ope
~~ Help A Friend Out! ~~
she needs help with some comments to stay ahead in the sexy eyes contest thanks maria
The Punnies
Dyslexics have more fnu. Clones are people two. Entropy isn't what it used to be. F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM! Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! Eschew obfuscation. Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs! 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW. A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way! COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Editing is a rewording activity. Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool! Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy. I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure. My reality check just bounced. Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. What if there were no hypothetical questions? Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery. No sense being pessim
Things That Piss Us Off
1. When people point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2. When people are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say, "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say, 'it's always the last place you look.' Of course it is. Why the FUCK would you keep looking for it after you've found it? Do people really do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!!! 5. When people say while watching a film, 'did you see that?' No asshole, I paid $12 to come to the theater and stare at the fucking floor. 6. When people ask, 'can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved.'
Since Nobody Reads My Bulletins, I Had To Put It Here!
I want to thank you all for everything you have done for me since joining CT! You all are the greatest friends a person can ask for! I truly do appreciate the support and love from you all. I will never forget it! One thing....For those who had people from their lists support me, please repost this so they know how much their help means to me as well. THANK YOU!!! Mike :) P.S. Do not hesitate to ask me to help you out in any way. I will be happy to help all as much as I possibly can.
Try'll Like It!
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~~ Plz help me get a rolex for my page ~~ I only need 4000 comments then it's mine it's a sure thing and i like it better then trying and losing and not getting anything when i'm into the thousands in comments! thanks ~ Maria ~ Click on the pic below to comment me!
~~ Swimsuit Contest Comming....~~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~
When Will It End
when will it all end? the pain the sorrow the suffering the mental abuse the horrors of my own mind when will it end the path behind it all is littered with pieces of my mind my body my soul my sanity will some one ever help me pick them up and put me back together making me whole all but the last piece they will have to give me and theit last piece i give them it will make them whole as well till the time i find them I will go on losing peices till there is nothing just a mask thet was holding me together will they see my mask and forsake me never seeing the real me or will they see my mask and look past it and see the true person behind it and put me back together i will wait for them long as there is life left in me maybe past that point if they never come
For My Next Tattoo
For my next tattoo, I want to get a Lotus. For those of you who don't know, a Lotus is a very beautiful, colorful flower. Just like my 'love life' tattoo, there is meaning behind it. The Lotus starts out by blooming in mud; a very ugly flower, obviously covered in mud. Once the Lotus hits water, it begins to grow and bloom into a beautiful, colorful flower! All I am looking for is a nice picture of a Lotus that would look good as a tattoo. Seeing as though my first tattoo is on my right rib cage, I want them to be placed symmetrically; therefore, I would like this tattoo on the left side of my body. Any ideas? Thanks for your help! Ash
I Made A Vlog.
Yep, i made a vlog, check it out here. Just scroll down a lil and you'll see the video displayed on a blog entry. Later. --Xonus ;)
*b* Has Love 4 These Cherries
So I'm putting together a little folder of the cherries I talk to lots and have all around luvs 4...I'd love to rip my favorite pic of you to this folder to show ya off, so this is where its going if I ask and you say ok ;-) *lol* Much Luvs~*B*
~~new Telephone Greeting~~
I love it New Telephone Greeting. ( I know you will like this one.) Wouldn't it be pretty doggone wonderful, if this caught on, all over the country? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." "Press "1" if you speak English." "Press '2' to disconnect until you can"
Branding And Scarification
strike branding Strike branding is the most well known of the branding techniques. Unlike single strike cattle branding, where a design is eteched or welded into a single piece of metal, strike branding on humans usually incorporates a series of small strikes that will form your design. This technique is called multiple strike branding. African slaves were often branded so the owners could identify them as their property, just like cattle are often branded today. A hundred years, or so, later African-American fraternities reclaimed strike branding and turned it into an empowering statement. Many frat associations still practice branding their fraternal insignia, or greek letters, into willing members as a show of dedication to each other. Since the ressurgance of piercing and tattoo in western culture in the early 80s, branding has found it's own in place modern body modification culture. hyfricater branding Hyfricater branding can be used to brand the same designs as str
ok i wanna know one thing. does effort even matter anymore? i mean when it comes to liking someone. you get up the courage to ask them what their name is and believe me it's a lot of courage to build up. and they just shoot you down without so much as an "i admire your courage to approach me but..." does it really matter anymore. shouldn't it mean something that you would put yourself in a very vulnerable postiion to ask someone out not knowing how it's gonna turn out. i have had one person say that they admired my courage to approach them... one. somehow him saying that made it feel like he was human and that he's been there before. he wasn't some woman shredder like some men are. could someone please tell me what is the fucking point to it anymore. it's so much easier to keep it to yourself and move on with your life than to take the initiative to make a change. Why?
Beauty In Motion.
Rambling Souls...
A friend of mine had been accused of rambling on his blogs and I had the following in response to say (if you know me, I hate people being unjustly accused -- always looking out for the underdog, I guess): "Oh, puh-lease..... Not a pretty face???? Look again! You might ramble on on occasion, but who of there here on CT bloggers do not??? Some may only post conceived "masterpieces" on here, but even "masterpieces" are only perceived in the eye of the beholder. While you may ramble a bit, it all seems to come together at some point at time. I do enjoy how your blogs aren't always about sex, sex, sex as well. In fact, one shouldn't be punished for thinking outside of the sex box a bit and actually have some intelligent thought process going on, besides just about skin/sex. Blogging is about the pouring out of one soul. There is no real right or wrong way about it. The whole point is about revealing to the world a little bit about who you really -- your joys & concerns
Falling Behind
Im in the sexiest eyes contest.. and fell behind by a little bit.. would greatly appreciate some voters to help me get back in the lead :)
Insaine Shit
as i sit here going insaine i look back on the nothing i have created for my self hahahahahahahahahahah just fuckin with ya CRY HAVOC AND LET REAP THE DOGS OF WAR
The State Of Iowa
Saturday, January 06, 2007 story Current mood: angry ok here we married after about 1yr he started hitting me. if that wasnt enough he started on my i left him. mom gave me 500 to move here (since he was the man & took all the money). rented a house..worked my ass into a badddd car accident had to get a roommate to help pay bills since i couldnt work for a bit..found out he was smoking crack & meth in front of my son (12yrs old now). so i kicked him out & called the cops on him...thought it was the right thing to do...WRONG!!! dhs & cops took the they want me to do 2 random ua's a week & go through drug counciling classes..which i have to pay for..started doing the ua's (everyone clean of course)then i could pay for my place to live...lost my job...oh i forgot back to the roommate..after he found out the kids were gone he broke in & stole eveything & i do mean clothes, toothbrush, not to mention the expensive stuff ...4 t
Does This Give Me Points?
Well, I'm just wondering how to score some easy points. Anyone have some tips for me? I see my friend Sarai has been on here since November and has tens of thousands of points. How did she get ALL those points? Hit me up if you got something I should know about.
Water's Beauty
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LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime. Send this to every friend that you have on-line, including the person who sent it to you. If you get: 0 Replies - you may need to work on your "people skills" 2 Replies - you are nice but probably need to be more outgoing 4 Replies - you have picked your friends well 6 Replies - you are downright popular 8 Replies or More - you are totally awesome (and that's probably why you're on MY list
Butterfly By Michael Jackson
Artist:Michael Jackson Song: "Butterfly" All you gotta do is just walk away and pass me by Don't acknowledge my smile when I try to say hello to you, yeah And all you gotta do is not answer my calls when I'm trying to get through To keep me wondering why, when all I can do is sigh I just wanna touch you [Chorus] I just wanna touch and kiss And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside, inside and I All I gotta say is that I must be dreaming, can't be real You're not here with me, still I can feel you near me I caress you, let you taste us, just so blissful listen I would give you anything baby, just make my dreams come true Oh baby you give me butterflies [Chorus] I just wanna touch and kiss And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside, inside and I I just wanna touch and kiss And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside, inside and I
In Memory Of Scooby Doo Creator
Iwao Takamoto, the animator who created the cartoon canine Scooby-Doo as well as characters on such shows as "The Flintstones" and "The Jetsons," died Monday after suffering a massive coronary. Takamoto designed Scooby-Doo, his equally famished and cowardly master Shaggy, and their pals Velma, Daphne and Fred in the late 1960s while working at the Hanna-Barbera animation studio. Takamoto's death comes exactly three weeks after that of Hanna-Barbera co-founder Joseph Barbera, who was 95; his business partner William Hanna died in 2001. Takamoto, who was born in Los Angeles in 1925, spent part of World War II in an internment camp, where he received some informal illustration training from fellow Japanese-Americans. At the time of his death, Takamoto was a vice president at Warner Bros. Animation. He storyboarded the 2005 Tom and Jerry animation short "The Karateguard," and helped design many of the characters in the current series "Krypto the Superdog." He is survived by
Meet The Cowgirls Of Cherry Tap
MEET THE COWGIRLS OF CHERRY TAP THE COWGIRL IN PINK~HEAD OF THE COWGIRLS &COWBOYS OF CT@ CherryTAP Shattered Spirit - Second in charge of the Cowgirls and Cowboys of CT@ CherryTAP Redneck Rin ~Cowgirls and Cowboys of CT~and ~Member of K.O.T~@ CherryTAP BIGCHESTY~Cowgirls and Cowboys of CT~and~Member of K.O.T~@ CherryTAP onecrazymomma ~HeadBouncer~ SavageHeart~ Cowgirls/Cowboys~ OldtimersSociety~ ProudMember@ CherryTAP Grumpycowgurl~~Cowgirls and cowboys of CT~@ CherryTAP CONNIE-aka-BUTTERBUTT@ CherryTAP Southern Sweetness~Cowgirls & Cowboys Of CT~@ CherryTAP Crazy Lady of The Cowgirls and Cowboys of CT@ CherryTAP
I Made A Quiz
how well do u think u know me, lets go c, lets have some fun heres the link and then click 'take the quiz" Take This Quiz -
BUTTERFLYZ~ (song) Hmmmmmmmm... Lately, when I look into your eyes Baby I fly, your the only one I need in my life Baby I just don't know how to describe, How lovely you make me feel inside You give me butterflyz Have me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz You give me butterflyz Have me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz It seems like the likey thing From the start you told me I would be your queen But never had I imagined such a feeling Joy is what you bring I wanna give you everything You give me butterflyz Got me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz You give me butterflyz Got me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control these butterflyz You and I Are destiny I know that You were made for me OoOoOh...oh I can't control it It's driven me It's taken over me and I OoOoOh... You give me butterflyz Got me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz You give me but
Goin Back To Bed
I've had a rather "Shitty" day. :| Anyways, I feel like a big semi ran over my head, put it in reverse and went over my head again. I've got a migraine from HELL. So - Good night...and See ya tomorrow. Sweet dreams.
Good Bye Cherry Tap
good fucking by everyone I will see ya all on the flip side
Hi I am new here to Cherry Tap. I just found out about it while i was searching for glitter words for my myspace page. I am a married mother of four that always likes to make new friends. If you would like to make a new friend then gladly add me and we should ahve a chat now and again. Talk to you soon i hope.
So tell me my dear readers, why is it always "close but not quite there" when it comes to things that would be really nice? ...fuck ~Astral
i love him. FIN
I hope everybody is having a good nite. I am still recovering from being sick...
Which Flower Are U
Which Flower are You? You are a Lily:You are graceful, gentle, calm, and pure and perhaps a little shy (though your shyness is part of your charm). You are a very honorable person who always wants to do the right thing. Your calm attitude has a soothing effect on others.Symbolism: The lily has long been used as a symbol of majesty, honor, chastity, and purity of heart.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
The Ins And Outs Of Body Piercing
"*~The experience of body piercing can run the gamut from a minor fashion adjustment to a deeply-spiritual, body-reclaiming ritual~*" *About Body Piercing* In Western culture, there hasn't been much of a tradition of body piercing. Girls would pierce their ears themselves, often with things like sewing needles and a potato to push against. The 1970s saw some jewelry stores add ear piercing as a service as little devices that would just pop a stud right through the ear were invented. These were very blunt and unsterile piercing techniques, and are heavily frowned up now. In the early 1980s, modern piercing techniques were invented and the first piercing studios began to open by the end of the decade. The movement of modern body art seems to have started on West Coast but has now gone global with club kids all over the world sporting eyebrow piercings, nose rings and heavily-stretched ear loops. *Laws and Legalities* Many states now have stipulations about how old you have to
How Will U Die
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide100%Bomb67%Poison67%Disappear67%Disease67%Stabbed67%Natural Causes47%Eaten47%Accident33%Drowning33%Suffocated33%
Thank you all for being so supportive and I will give all of you a more formal thanks just as soon as the results are in. I ended up with a high rating and 2nd in comments as of the last time I checked which was right before it closed. I will let you all know the results soon! Luv u guys and gals .....You all Rock! KIM
Grandmother's Brith Control Pills
Grandma's Birth Control Pills A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman patient for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told the woman to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
Whiterino's Story~~a Man's Perspective
Hi all it has not been the easiest thing to talk about over the years but out of support for the cause. back in 2002 me and my ex were blessed the a little baby girl she was every i could have ever wished for. from 2002 to 2003 was the best year of my life. on june 3rd 2003 i got the phone call at work from my ex asking me to meet her at the hospital. when i asked why and what was wrong she had told me my baby girl was having problems breathing that day. it turn she had allergies that coused imflation in her wind pipe. 3 days went by with out leaveing her for a second. i stayed with her in the hosptal. on the 7th of june 2003 my world came crashing down. as i sat helpless with my baby girl she stoped breathing the hosptal tried everything they could do to try and save her but all as lost. still to this day 4 years later it has not been any easier to deal with and this is the first time sharing this with anyone since. i would ask please support innocentprncss spread the word and help br
What Song Are You
what song are you? You must be 69 eyes - "Lost boys"You love to hang out with your friends, go to shows and stuff. oh n btw...Do you like Bam Margera? Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Uninspired, fucking tired So lost in this place Caffeine wired, cocaine mired Such a fucking disgrace Close my eyes to see more clearly Blinded by this pain inside Taken all that I held dearly Never take my pride This need to know the answers Consumes me like a cancer Explain to me what I don't understand I see this hate and fear I see this blood, these tears Is this really what you had planned Trying to survive this nightly terror Knowing it'll never end Searching for another way Just make the same mistakes again This need to know the answers Consumes me like a cancer Explain to me what I don't understand I see this hate and fear I see this blood, these tears Is this really what you had planned Tortured by what I can't explain Drowning out here in this rain I don't want to play this game Searching for another way Try to erase the memories Hate and fear and blood and tears Close my eyes so I don't see But it
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What Elemental Fairy Are You
Which Elemental Fairy Are You? Your A DARK Fairy!!!As an elemental shadow of a dark fairy, your characteristics mimic those of the eeriness of the darkness itself. You tend to be malicious and spiteful to others. Your hatred for everything that lives in the light feeds your appetite for evil. You are the silence in the deserted alley and the eyes in the tree at night. You live in the night, and stalk your prey like a cat does a mouse. Those around you fear you but linger in hopes you will lead them to silhouette of life. You are silent, and peculiar. Your abnormality keeps your image stained in the minds of your acquaintances. Your vampiric nature keeps you from the vibrancies of happiness and drags you down into the quicksand of despair.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Okay, So That Guy With The Pick-up Line.
Apparantly the line did not come from an entirely sober mind? He called me again. He's all like my name is Keven **** and I am a convicted armed robber. I robbed a bank seven years ago. Then proceeded to complain about it and talk about how he was still on parol. Said he just got out. Also said they hopped him up on drugs. Then proceeded to read me poetry about his dead grandmother. Why do I always end up meeting people like this? ^^
My Other Page
Hey Guys.. Im new at this Cherry Tap thing. I am sure I'll eventually learn more as I go along. I also have another page on myspace. Check it out if you wany.
Missin My Cj
here is why i'm missin my cj: cj: im going to jail pinky: what? why? cj: awol my paper didnt go through like i thought and my last unit thought i went awol and untill they fix it i will be in jail pinky: baby cj: what pinky: give me ur digits....i want to hear u say it....i don't want to read it cj: i have to go i will call u when i get a chance ok pinky: baby pinky: tell me u love me cj: i love u pinky: i love you too pinky: i'll be thinkin about everyday and that is the last of him i will hear for a while
Him - Wings Of A Butterfly
HIM LYRICS "Wings Of A Butterfly" Heaven ablaze in our eyes We're standing still in time The blood on our hands is the wine We offer as sacrifice [Chorus] Come on, and show them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul This endless mercy mile We're crawling side by side With hell freezing over in our eyes Gods kneel before our crime [Chorus] Come on lets show, them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) Don’t let go (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) For your soul [Chorus] Come on, and show them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) Don’t let go (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) [x2] For your soul Music Video:WINGS OF A BUTTERFLY (by H.I.M.)Music
Ok Here Goes
Ok here it goes. For those who dont know I just recently moved to GA cause being in the army they decided to send me to Ft Benning here. I got here on Dec 15 but have not been able to get online for more than a few secs since then. Love to all my cherry's
Naughty Horoscopes
GIGGLES WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS II WAS LIKE WOW ITS SO TRUE ON MANY LEVELS! Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) -- MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit...then get shy to those that care about them. Go figure. They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't mas
How Will You Die Quiz!
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear93%Gunshot73%Bomb73%Natural Causes60%Posion53%Disease47%Eaten40%Suicide33%Suffocated33%Accident33%Stabbed
And Then There Was Me :)
And she had big boobs and kicked ass!!
I Have Brown Eyes!
I have brown eyes btw ;) -Brown Eyes- -Sex Addicts!!!sexy as hell,people with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS, repost this if you have brown eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers.they always fall in love with there closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say,They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. Green eyes- -LOVES SEX!!!! People with green eyes h
Day At Disney
some new pictures from my day at Disney World unh9@ CherryTAP
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.Sex God88%A Slave To BDSM88%A Romantic58%Virgin45%How are you in bedcreated with hmmm slave???????? gigles maybe to right person!
A Brief History Of Tattoos
the word tattoo is said to has two major derivations- from the polynesian word ‘ta’ which means striking something and the tahitian word ‘tatau’ which means ‘to mark something’. the history of tattoo began over 5000 years ago and is as diverse as the people who wear them. tattoos are created by inserting colored materials beneath the skins surface. the first tattoos probably were created by accident. someone had a small wound, and rubbed it with a hand that was dirty with soot and ashes from the fire. once the wound had healed, they saw that a mark stayed permanently. despite the social sciences' growing fascination with tattooing, and the immense popularity of tattoos themselves, the practice has not left much of a historical record. --- bronze age in 1991, a five thousand year old tattooed man ‘ötzi the ice man’ made the headlines of newspapers all over the world when his frozen body was discovered on a mountain between austria and italy. this is the best
Which Elemental Fairy Are You?
Which Elemental Fairy Are You? Your An EARTH Fairy!!!As an elemental seed of an earth fairy, your characteristics mimic those of the embracement of the earth itself. You are as stable and dependable as the ground you walk on. You tend to be predictable, and practical. Like the creatures of the world, you are cautious of all things unnatural, but once changed, you are adaptable to your foreign surroundings. Your mountainous nature keeps you grounded in your decisions in life. Like Mother Nature herself, you feel responsible for all the beings that walk the paths that you part. You are a role model to all around you, and your need to be responsible keeps your spirit in the hearts of all who know you.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Your An EARTH Fairy!!!As an elemental seed of an earth fairy, your characteristics mimic those of the embracement of the earth itself. You are as stable and dependable as the ground
The last face I see before I sleep the one that has made me hers to keep We hold and kiss and make sweet love She is my angel from heaven above She gets my deepest held fantasy And she alone stirs the fire in me I burn for her all the night through No other soul can ever be true To my needs to make her complete To how she makes my dreams so sweet A longing filled each and every night Dreams we share make it alright In the morning it is her face I seek It is for her that my soul does speak By R. Thomas Dinsmore
What Kind Of Witch Are You
What kind of Witch are you? You are a Confident Witch!You can walk the walk and talk the talk! you know what you're doing and are a born leader.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code You are a Confident Witch!You can walk the walk and talk the talk! you know what you're doing and are a born leader.
New Years Resolution Exercise
> For all who make that resolution with the New Year beginning > >Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! > > >SCROLL DOWN... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >NOW SCROLL UP.. > >That's enough for the first day. >Great job. Have a Beer ... Want some chips?
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom > mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and old. Pay me a compliment." > > The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn > near perfect." > > He never heard the shot..................
System Of The Down - Byob
SYSTEM OF A DOWN LYRICS "B.Y.O.B." WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR! Barbarisms by Barbaras With pointed heels. Victorious, victories kneel. For brand new spankin' deals. Marching forward hypocritic And hypnotic computers. You depend on our protection, Yet you feed us lies from the table cloth. La la la la la la la la la, Everybody’s going to the party have a real good time. Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine. Kneeling roses disappearing, Into Moses’ dry mouth, Breaking into Fort Knox, Stealing our intentions, Hangars sitting dripped in oil, Crying FREEDOM! Handed to obsoletion, Still you feed us lies from the table cloth. La la la la la la la la la, Everybody’s going to the party have a real good time. Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine. Everybody’s going to the party have a real good time. Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine. Blast off, it's party time, And we don't live in a fascist nation, Blast off, it's part
Funny Stuff!!
One morning a husband took a pair of > underwear out of his drawer. > > "What the...?" he said to himself as a little > cloud of "dust" appeared > when he shook them out. > > "April!" he shouted to his wife in the > bathroom. "Why did you put talcum > powder in my shorts?" > > She shot back, "It's not talcum powder. It's........ > Miracle Grow."
I Am Totally Nekkid Right Now.
Ok, I'm not totally naked. I'm not even a little naked. But you should have seen the look on your face. Bahahahahaha. I scared the crap out of you.
Two Irishmen And A Genie
Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boats provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie however sated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out "make the entire ocean into Guiness beer The genie clapped his hands wiht a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. after a long, tension-filled moment he spoke. NIce going Patrick now we are going to have to pee in the boat
I'm A Mom
A woman, renewing her driver's license at the CountyClerk' s office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job or are you just a......?" "Of course I have a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mom." "We don't list 'Mom' as an ocupation, 'housewife' covers it," said the recorder emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations." The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair and looked up as though she had not
A Friend Sent This To Me
SPINACH SALAD ANYONE? By Frosty Wooldridge September 21, 2006 In the 60s, ³Popeye the Sailor Man guzzled spinach from a can in order to battle the bad guys. He became an icon of good health for those who ate vegetables and exercised. As of this week across America, you don¹t want to eat spinach nor any vegetables grown and picked by America¹s newest slave class. Restaurants called for a ban on serving spinach salads. I¹ll bet most Americans shy away from lettuce, cabbage and other leafy vegetables in the coming weeks. They¹re all grown and harvested under the same conditions and same people. Why? As of Wednesday, 146 citizens in 23 states suffered E. Coli infection and one died. How do you think this disease outbreak occurred? To bring it into sobering focus, please understand that 20 million illegal aliens crossed into America in the past 20 years without any kind of health screening. They work picking our food, washing our dishes in rest
True Friends Friendship is a wonderful thing, Full of that special friendship ring. If you can say that you have had one true friend, Then you have been blessed to no end. Friendships are like roller coaster rides, They have ups and downs just like the tides. So many things can go right or wrong, And yet a friendship can last really long. Some friendships last for your whole life, While others end with a stab of a knife. No matter which way a friendship ends, It's what you take out of it that depends. I have had many true friends through the years, They've come and gone with its share of tears. But I have been blessed to no end, Because I have had at least one true friend. I found this and thought i would let everyone see how i feel about my friends.. as in Christy and Robin.. those are just some of my friends on my list.. i cant name them all i could be her for days but anyways i just want to say thank you for being my friend that mean a lot to
A Cool Chick That Support My Mission
This is a cool chick that supports me and what I am doing on my page. Please stop by and show her some love and thank her for her support. ۩BALIE۩K.O.T.member@ CherryTAP
Military Acronnyms
not really bartending philosophy, but this is what the various branches of the US military actually mean Air Force 90% air, 10% force (also the abreviation AF means another fuckup) Marines My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Sir Army Aren't Ready for Marines Yet Navy Never Again Volunteer Yourself lotsa respect to my brothas in the DOD payroll
Just The Cowboys Of Cherry Tap
SINCE IT SEEMS THAT SOME OF YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL THE MEMBERS I AM DOING TWO BULLETINS WHICH WILL HAVE ALL MEMBERS STARTING WITH THE COWBOYS: AND HERE THEY ARE PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ADD ANYONE THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE THANK YOU THE COWGIRL IN PINK~HEAD OF THE COWGIRLS & COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP~ l/h country boy (member O.T.S. AND C. AND C. OF CT)@ CherryTAP FeederRat( COWGIRLS&COWBOYS )@ CherryTAP The Jersey Cowboy - Bouncer Of The Cowgirls And Cowboys Of CT@ CherryTAP CT Cowboy..YEEE HAW...Ride The Sunset@ CherryTAP Cowboy~Bouncer of the cowgirls and cowboys of CT~@ CherryTAP TXOUTLAW!!COWGIRLS&COWBOYSOFCT@ CherryTAP bubbaggg the cowgirls and cowboys of cherry tap@ CherryTAP Tony~Member~Cowgirls@CowboysOf CT~@ CherryTAP james@ CherryTAP loves Buffy Bear ~Cowgirls and Cowboys of CT
Self-heating Coffee
anyone who hasn't tried it needs to! it comes in a travel mug and you like push a button on the bottom and this liquid drains and you wait like 8 min and it's HOT! it's totally cool! the flavors that we've found are double shot latte, Chai tea, hot chocolate, hot chocolate with mini marshmallows, and french vanilla latte :) they are just great! they taste awsome they're like $2.50 but totally worth it... keep an eye out for it!
Blonde.... Okay I know this is a typical blonde joke but for the record and to not affend some of my friends and family, not all blondes are dumb....thanks, amanda. ------------------------------- A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bitch," she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!
Back From Vacation!
I have been gone for the past week on a mini vaca with my family. Its good to be back. I really needed a break from all the bullshit in my life. It seems like I missed a lot on here, though... Thats ok. I'll catch up. Anyway, I just wanted to let everyone know I'm back. I'll have some new pics on here soon! YAY! :)
Newfonaire Have A Good Laugh Alll
Mick appeared on the Newfoundland version of "Who wants to be a millionaire" and towards the end of the program had already won $500,000. "you've done very well so far," saids the show's presenter, but for 1 million dollars, you've only got one lifeline left phone-a-friend. 'Everything is riding on this question..... will you go for it?" "sure," said MIck. I'll have a go!" "ok. the question is:which of the following birds does not build its own nest? a)Robin b)Sparrow c)Cuckoo d) Thrush." "I hasnt got a clue," said Mick, "so i'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Come-Bye_Chance.' Mick called up his mate, told him the circumstance and repeated the question to him. Fookin Ell,Mick!" cried Paddy. "dats just simple loogic....its a Cuckoo." are you sure Paddy said Mick. I', fookin sure replied Paddy. Mick hung up the phone and told the TV presenter, I'll go with Cuckoo as my answer. Is that your final answer asked the host. Dat it is Sir. There was a long,long pa
T Shirt Sayings
If you're stressed, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others... 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine? 3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 5. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 7. Do I look like a fucking people person? 8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 11. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. 12. You! Off my planet! 13. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. 14. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. 15. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. 16. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll pu
Oh How I Love Her
Thirty Rules For A Good Life
Saw these on a buletin thougt id share here to. Thirty Rules For A Good Life 1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4. Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have. 5. Success stops when you do. 6. When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it. 7. You will never "have it all together." 8. Life is a journey, not a destination. Enjoy the trip! 9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want I will be happy." 10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. 11. I've learned that ultimately the "takers" lose and the "givers" win. 12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared. 13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive. 14. We often fear the thing we want the most. 15. Everyone hears what you say. Friends
Slipknot - Duality
SLIPKNOT LYRICS "Duality" I push my fingers into my eyes... It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache... But it's made of all the things I have to take... Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside... If the pain goes on... Aaaaaaaah! I have screamed until my veins collapsed I've waited as my time's elapsed Now, All I do is live with so much fate I've wished for this, I've bitched at that I've left behind this little fact: You cannot kill what you did not create I've gotta say what I've gotta say And then I swear I'll go away But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise I guess I'll save the best for last My future seems like one big past You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it! Put me back together Or separate the skin from bone Leave me all the Pieces, then you can leave me alone Tell me the reality is better th
Two things. First, I was walking back from grabbing my lunch and some random who was driving past slowed down to shout that he liked my hat. It was cute. Secondly someone gave me a two dollar tip. Ha. He put his hand out like to give me a high five and pressed two dollars into my hand. That was neat. Also. I am getting really awesome stuff tommorow clotheswise. I shall have to take pictures. ^^
Good Information !!!!!
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an >ATM machine, > You can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse. > >For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. > The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM >card you placed in the machine. > >The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to >the robber, > The police will be immediately dispatched to help you. > >This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it >is seldom used because people don't know it exists. > >Please pass this along to everyone possible.// one of my friends just told me to check out this site so here it is dont beleive everything you read either ... as i just did ..
Help Me Please!!!!!
Someone please help me get over the 99.9 percent hump. I will return the favor in anyway you want.
Throwing off the worlds view For roles that are, are not you Form and balance your own place Fearing not, carried with grace Cease the moment and get the most Pushing away your loves past ghost Watching them fade into the dust When he lets go and for you alone lust Passion for you that consumes his drive Only you thrill him and make him feel alive To please you and not worry who may care You hold the key and unlock fantasizes flair Control and desire and a will to do There is no one way to define the wonder of you By R. Thomas Dinsmore
So You Think You Know Me?
YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea, and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: Summarize me in three words: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: Do I smoke: Am I happy: Am I a good person: What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: How do you make me smile: What's my favorite type of music: Have you ever seen me cry: Can I sing?: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something els
Beginning Of Some Story......
Background: This started coming to me while waiting for a job interview to start. It will all be completely random until I figure out all the parts of it. I hope you enjoy the reading. It may end up being marked NSFW, just a prewarning. Female in her late 20's. Stands at the height of 5'8". Depending on the day of the week, depends on the color and the length of her hair. Goes from being short, spiky and almost purple, to long flowing red with blonde streaks. Desitination: An old, dark victorian house several miles away from the regular population. Surrounded by carefully maintained grounds. There is also a large, black somewhat omnimous gate. To a first time visitor the only entrance appears through the gate. Most are hesitant to approach due to the man standing on the opposite side of it. He stands 5'10" with pale skin, long jet black hair, and piercing green eyes. He appears as omnimous as the gate itself. {Will be edited as more ideas come to me} On this dark, cold nigh
Whats Up
dont be shy ladies, stop by and say hello
Walk This Way....
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The "surge"
I find myself incredibly stressed about the "deciders" national address coming up on Wednesday. 20,000 more troops? What is that all about? Did the American citizenry not speak in November? Does the man listen to anyone but his pet monkey? 1,350 days since Mission Accomplished. 3,014 American sons, daughters, fathers, mothers dead.
What Emotional Element Are You?
You scored as DisbeIef. Disbelef- Your emotional element is Disbelef. You cant stand to hear rumors and spread them. You dont belive them anyway! You dont lie to many people, because you cant stand when you dont belive someone talking, even your self. You also hate when people lie to you.DisbeIef83%Generosity83%Innocence83%Hope75%Anger17%What emotional element are you? [Girls only, Beautiful anime Pictures]created with
Switching Direction...
So I've been going back to school, or, going to school however you chose to look at it, for the better part of a year now. 8 years after I really should've done all this shit, I've learned a few things, besides how to paraphrase or Arizona's government structure. 1: At 26, I'm still not 100% on the direction I'm going to take. I make a decent amount of money now, but obviously I'd like to make a few more bucks. 2: After thinking about number 1 I decided I was interested in 4 things, football, fishing, politics and real estate. Since, thanks to my dear, sweet....ok absolutely lunatic mother, no sweet or dear, I was not allowed to play high school football, which would have allowed me to have a crack at college. Also, Fox hasn't returned my calls about being a color guy, maybe they saw my blogs calling their news channel absurd. I would love to have my own fishing show, nobody is biting on that either however, lol. It would be good though, I can see it now.."thanks for checki
Vindication For The Sec
Let's see now, the main gist of the sports blogs over the last month or so was that Florida had no business playing for a National Championship. It should be a team more evenly matched with Ohio State. I see what they meant now. They meant a team that Ohio State might actually give a game to. They must've known all along that the best of the Big Ten couldn't compete with the 2nd best team in the SEC, (LSU fan here) and the 41 - 14 demolition proved them out. Just goes to show how much those guys know about college football. Goes to show also that the Heisman Trophy process has become nothing more than a popularity contest among those same writers. Vince Lombardi said "football is a game of blocking and tackling." Something the sportswriters seem to forget when they rate and rank teams, because it was obvious that Ohio State possessed neither of these skills. Florida's lines, both offensive and defensive dominated this game, with blocking and tackling. Were it not for an
Your Halloween Horoscope
Halloween Horoscope for Scorpio Halloween is your favorite holiday for scaring and shocking others. You like to bring out your alternate persona on Halloween - and have the night of your life. Costume suggestions: A freaky monster or prince / princess of darkness. Signature Halloween candy: Candy cigarettes What's Your Halloween Horoscope?
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Halloween Horoscope
Halloween Horoscope for Aquarius Halloween is your chance to bring your favorite futuristic world to life. In fact, people are often asking "What exactly *are* you?" Costume suggestions: Anyone from Star Wars or the Matrix Signature Halloween candy: Gummy eyeballs What's Your Halloween Horoscope?
Spell Caster
What Kind of Spell Caster are You? (anime pictures) You are a priestess. You are kind and loving. You are devoted to others and serving others is your way of life. You are generous and kind and hate to see people in pain. You only use your powers to help others by doing such things as healing and helping to grow food.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code You are a priestess. You are kind and loving. You are devoted to others and serving others is your way of life. You are generous and kind and hate to see people in pain. You only use your powers to help others by doing such things as healing and helping to grow food.
Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
As of tonight I'm no longer gonna have my bulletins on. So those of you who I would help, please send me a pm or shout if you need me!!
Looking For A Friendlier Place To Go In Poplar Bluff?
Hello and Happy New Year to everyone. Just wanted to get on here and let people know of some good alternatives to Scooters II Dance Club in Poplar Bluff. There's a place called Shenanigans Sports Bar & Grill. It's behind the gas station (across from Dollar General) on Hwy 53 in downtown Poplar Bluff. I caught word that it has moved or will be moving to Dexter, but it is still a good place to go. Another good place to go is the new W Club, located on Hwy W about a mile past the overpass to Hwy 60 on the left. It's a new and developing bar/club, but it is really nice. Get your friends together and help make this place the spot to go..........spread the word!!!! If you're into a small bar scene with a lively atmosphere, go to Bootheel Saloon on Hwy 142, south of Briggs and Straton. It's small, but it's a friendly place without all the drama and fights that you may encounter at other places. Both the owner and the bartender are very friendly and treat everyone like family. All t
Millitary? Is It Worth It
Whats ur opinion? I am just curious cause i am joining and cant wait. But i have friends and family treating me like i am an idiot. i would love to hear your input on it. thank you for taking the time to read my thoughts Jai
I'm guily until proven innocent Body: This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. The number of guilties you have, is the number of years in prison you are sentenced to. Re-post with a headline stating how many years in prison you have.... 1. Dated outside your race? I have dated someone who wasn't white, but i don't consider that outside my race 2. Given a hickey? Yup yup yup 3. Dated your best friend? Yup 4. Sung in the shower? Alot 5. Spit in someone's drink? Nope..I wanted to tho 6. Broke up with someone? Yes 7. Opened your Christmas presents early? yup yup 9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? HELLS YEAH! I FUCKIN LOVE THAT MOVIE 10. Had more than five REAL bf/gF? Yes.. not at the same time, but yes 11. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours? yes.. played Doom II for a week 12. Ran through the sprinklers? Yup yup 13. Ate food th
Hate To Death
I just want to sit and cry I just want to ball up and die I hate the way you've made me feel I can't take this way I always feel I hate the way you think of me I hate the way that I think of you! I hate the fact that you came back I hate the way I think of me I hate this life I hate this world I hate that you are here I hate that you are not I see the way you look at me I feel the way you see I see the things you say about me I feel the way you seethe I hate the things that have happened I hate the things yet to come I hate the way you think of me I hate what you've become! I know you will never see these things I know I am saying this to myself I know you will never really be there I know it's just a hopeless cause I need to get these things out of me I need to make you see I need to get this out of my head I need to make this be I no longer want to think of you I no longer want to see I no longer want to wish for you By now you are dead to
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What Death Color Are You
??Which colour of Death is yours?? GREEN, Your death's colour is Green. Death of the mind. Your heart is isolated within your mind. You seek knowledge. You are very rare.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code GREEN, Your death's colour is Green. Death of the mind. Your heart is isolated within your mind. You seek knowledge. You are very rare.
Help Prevent Child Abuse
Enjoy Your Coffee...
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups--porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain, some expensive, some exquisite--telling them to help themselves to the coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases, it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups
Dying Fetus Vs. Misery Index
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What Kind Of Pagan Are You
You scored as Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru). You might well be Asatru, or Norse Pagan. With prodominantly Germanic and Slavic roots, the Gods of the Norse are strong, bawdy and passionate. Many men feel drawn to these gods, and this is the faith for those who celebrate courage, valor and strength. Home of one of the most well known Gods of mischief and fire, Loki, followers of this pantheon tend to be full of good humor and also strong in spirit and frequently the protectors of those they care for. Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)100%Zoroastrian Pagan70%Shamanic Pagan60%Eastern Pagan60%Celtic Pantheonic Pagan50%Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan10%Ecclectic Pagan10%Roman Pantheonic Pagan5%Kabbalistic Pagan5%Greek Pantheonic Pagan
The Italian Kid Who "loved" Me....
Some time ago, I was wandering around, because I was looking for recommendations for a hotel in London. I came across an ad from a young Italian kid who wanted to find a roommate for his stay there. He was only 20 years old, and his purpose was to get out from under the Parental Unit, and to experience the world a bit, before he went to work in his father's jewelry store full time. He chose London for his six month so-journ so that he could improve his English. Poor Alberto! His advert was so badly worded it was hardly decipherable. But I'm a writer and to me, it was all very clear what he wanted. So I re-wrote the ad for him and I sent it to him by email. Then I promptly forgot about it. Yesterday I forgot to pick up the mail. (I'm pretty forgetful. And forgettable, frankly.) I wasn't feeling well yesterday so I barely poked my nose outside the front door. I went out there a few minutes ago and there's a package. From Florence, Italy. I thought, "I do
What Tattoo
You Should Get A Butterfly Tattoo Girly and funky For you, tattoos are a thing of beauty - not toughness What Tattoo Should You Get? giggles is funny but the design I have in mind is a Aligator why because the gator is my spirit animal guide.
The Shroud Of Turin Controversy
The Shroud of Turin Controversy by John Moore TURIN, ITALY—Sylvana Gribaldi has seen the Shroud of Turin twice, during public expositions in 1998 and 2000. Both occasions were overpowering emotional experiences. "During the 1998 exhibition, I used to go into the church (where the shroud was on display) in the evenings and sit there and pray for an hour or so," says Sylvana. "I could sense a real presence." At the next exhibition, in the jubilee year of 2000, she was able to get even closer to Turin's most famous artifact. "I was very happy during the last exposition because I was selected to read prayers during the procession as thousands of people passed the shroud. It was quite moving," she says. Burial cloth of Jesus or cynical counterfeit? The enigmatic linen known as the Shroud of Turin has befuddled clerics, scientists and observers for six centuries — and the debate still rages, writes John Moore travel writer at the Star. Such expressions are apt to
The Fun Never Ends At
There's just never any lack of companionship at myspace. But damn if tonight "don't beat all", as they say down south. First, I want to put a disclaimer on this: Yes, I love all people of all religions and all philosophical persuasions. But that doesn't mean I've left my brains at the coat rack. Also, I love it that you believe whatever it is that you believe. (I'm glad to meet ANYONE who believes in ANYTHING these days.) But that should not require me to believe it, nor should it mean that I have to believe you're telling the truth. Additionally, I am not required to honour any of your requests for assistance with grave robbing or anything else. And, if you contact me first, and say absurd things to me, then you're fair game as far as I am concerned, as Fodder For The Blog. If any of my pals are pagans, then I apologize in advance for this, but remember that I'm not talking to YOU. I'm talking to this piece of cheese. I got an "Add Me!" request and a personal note, from
Why Death May No Longer Be A Fact Of Life
Why death may no longer be a fact of life IAN JOHNSTON SCIENCE CORRESPONDENT ( IT IS a mystery older than Methuselah: why are we born to die after our allotted three-score years and ten? Now scientists have discovered how genetic damage to cells and our ability to carry out repairs are the major factors in determining how long we will live. The research could lead to new treatments for horrific diseases which cause young children to age prematurely and die, with trials expected within a year. And while Methuselah's 969 years and an elixir of eternal life are still in the realms of religious belief and science fiction, researchers believe it is now theoretically possible at least to extend lifespan "significantly". It was once thought the ageing process was pre-programmed, hardwired into the human condition, and that death was simply a fact of life. But life expectancies in developed countries have stubbornly continued their upwards rise, by a
Archaeology From The Dark Side
Creationists and New Agers have formed a common front to undermine mainstream archaeology and its scientific view of the human past. Are they winning? Archaeology from the dark side By Andrew O'Hehir In February of 1961, three amateur gem collectors dug a mechanical gizmo encased in fossil-encrusted rock out of a mountainside in the Southern California desert. They didn't know what it was, and began showing it to friends and associates. Within a few years this thingummy, which became known as the Coso artifact, had assumed an almost mythic importance. It consisted of a cylinder of what seemed to be porcelain with a 2-millimeter shaft of bright metal in its center, enclosed by a hexagonal sheath composed of copper and another substance they couldn't identify. Yet its discoverers at first believed it had been found in a geode, a hardened mineral nodule at least 500,000 years old. If the Coso artifact was real -- that is, if it was really an example of unknown technolo
The Difference Between A Pretty Woman And A Pyrate Queen
Since I moved into this neighborhood, I've made it a habit to frequent the 7'11 down the block. Yes, I know stuff costs more there, but it would cost me the difference in gas to go somewhere cheaper. So I happily fork over the $4.95 for dish soap, and $6.95 for toilet paper. Besides, the twenty something kid that works there, "Justin" according to his name tag, is in love with me. Where else could I go and get the ego busting attention I feel that I so richly deserve? Shameless, I know but it beats hanging around outside the men's locker room at the fitness club. Tonight, he asked me how old I was. Being the intelligent woman that I am, I did not resist with false protestations about asking a lady her age. Instead, I lied. Flat out lied! I looked him right in the eye and I said, "I'm 55." I was prepared for his response and I got it in spades. "Fifty five??? As in 5-5?" His mouth dropped open in naked admiration. I nodded sagely and gave him my famous "come hither" P
Ok, I Am Counting On You Guys Out There!
To convince those ladies to take some long legged sexy pics! I'm going to bed and when I get up in the morning my message box better be flooded with sexy Cherry Legs!!!! ;) ***kisses*** BeerQueen
Hunter Bags Deer With 7 Legs
Hunter Bags Deer With 7 Legs Associated Press FOND DU LAC, Wis. (AP) -- Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway. The young buck had nub antlers -- and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs. “It was definitely a freak of nature,'' Lisko said. “I guess it's a real rarity.'' He said he slowed down as the buck and two does ran across the driveway Nov. 22, but the buck ran under the truck and got hit. When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs. “It's a pretty weird deer,'' he said, describing the extra legs as resembling “crab pinchers.'' “It kind of gives you the creeps when you look at it,'' he said, but he thought he saw the appendages moving, as if they were functional, before the deer was hit. Wa
If You Know Dying Fetus...
Then this might be familiar : "Gobb. gob, GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE. GOBBLE GOBBLE- Lookin for a BEAT DOWWWN!" No? Not familiar? Well you suck then.
New Years And The Gym
Separately they are fun and enjoyable things, but when you combine them it's a pain. I am sure everyone knows why... You have all these people who have made new year's resolutions to "get in shape" and "lose weight" so this is what happens you go to the gym and it's packed you have to wait like 20 mins to get on a treadmill then you have to weight like another 40 to get in a fucking tanning bed. I can't wait unti the end of February because that is when all the resolution people will stop going to the gym. Well that is until next January.
The Art Of Deception Revealed
The Art of Deception Revealed By Massimo Polidoro The great fake psychics are great improvisationists. This means that a really good pseudo-psychic is able to produce phenomena under almost any circumstance. A quick mind and a good knowledge of the techniques and psychology of deception are all that is needed. Sometimes, only a quick mind is enough. In one early test of telepathy, in 1882, pseudo-psychic G.A. Smith and his accomplice, Douglas Blackburn, were able to fool researchers of the Society for Psychical Research. In a later confession, Blackburn described how they had to think fast and frequently invent new ways of faking telepathy demonstrations. Once, for example, Smith had been swathed in blankets to prevent him from signaling Blackburn. Smith had to guess the content of a drawing that Blackburn had secretly made on a cigarette paper. When Smith exclaimed, "I have it,” and projected his right hand from beneath the blanket, Blackburn was ready. He had tr
Self-cleaning Underwear
Self-Cleaning Underwear Goes Weeks Without Washing Self-cleaning fabrics could revolutionize the sport apparel industry. The technology, created by scientists working for the U.S. Air Force, has already been used to create t-shirts and underwear that can be worn hygenically for weeks without washing. The new technology attaches nanoparticles to clothing fibers using microwaves. Then, chemicals that can repel water, oil and bacteria are directly bound to the nanoparticles. These two elements combine to create a protective coating on the fibers of the material. This coating both kills bacteria, and forces liquids to bead and run off. The U.S. military spent more than $20 million to develop the fabric, deriving from research originally intended to protect soldiers from biological weapons. Jeff Owens, one of the scientists who worked to develop the process, said, "During Desert Storm, most casualties were from bacterial infections—not accidents or friendly fire. We trea
Sorry Cherries
Hello to all my family, friends, and fans.. I am so sorry I ahve been slacking lately.. I vowed that after the New Year I would get back to my Cherry Family.. I miss you all SO SO SO much but A LOT has happened over the holidays and with work. My dad is in critical condition at the moment and has been in the hospital for about 2 weeks now so that is where I have been spending most of my time. I am also trying to plan a trip to Texas to go see the Love of My Life as soon as all this blows over. I am very lonely and need some companionship really bad and he is the only one who can give it too me so as soon as I can I am leaving to go see him. I will try to log on as much as I can and answer as many messages and such for the time being but I must tell you it is really hectic. I hope all of you and your families had a very Happy Holiday. Thank you all for your continued support and I will try to do what I can with the time I have. Till then be good and I miss all of you greatly.
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Muscle And Bone Printed With Bio-ink
Muscle and Bone Printed With Bio-Ink Many people suffer with parts of their bodies that are just worn out, like hips and knees, or are damaged by disease processes, like arthritic joints. The first steps in being able to create complex body structures have been taken by researchers at Carnegie Mellon and the University of Pittsburgh. The results were presented on December 10th at the 46th annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology in San Diego. A unique ink-jet printing system using bio-ink that can lay down a pattern of cells that will differentiate into a designed pattern of both bone and muscle cells has been created by a team of scientists from the two universities. The researchers began with a glass slide with a layer of nurturing proteins as a base. They then used a robotic inkjet-style machine to lay down a specific pattern of tiny droplets of various proteins. "It is like laying ink on paper," researcher Julie Jadlowiec Phillippi said. "It's a
Red Neck Church
"Redneck Church" You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." (Love it!) You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the choir is known as the "OK Chorale". You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory. (Must be in Kentucky) You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... Baptism
You never know what will happen tomorrow. sometimes you become so confused that you don't know what to do or say. and sometimes you just need that extra hand to keep you from going over the egde.... you do whatever you can to make the pain you feel stop.. you can't help the way you feel... and sometimes you don't know how to stop loving someone...but then you realize that friendship means more to you than anything... you learn not to give up at times even when you want to... you don't give up on friends even when they hurt you... you learn that lives hard and sometimes it takes that one person to help you get through the hard times...
Only Time Will Tell
Only Time Will Tell Sometimes I feel like my life isn't worth living, like I don't mean anything, like i'm not supposed to even be here on this Earth. I tell myself that suicide would make everything easier for myself and everyone I know but then I think and realize that that wont solve a thing it will only make things worse so I ask god "why am I here? what is my purpose?" and like a fool I wait for an answer that may never come. So I go on living each day wondering if I will ever know that answer. Will it come to me after my death or will it come sooner? And everyday it troubles me in my thoughts and in my dreams and I wonder if it will always be like this. Will I ever be able to just let go of this lingering question and live my life or will it just linger forever? These are the things only time will tell. Deborah S. Corkran

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