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Eminem Lyrics
"Cleanin Out My Closet" Where's my snare, I have no snare in my headphones, there ya' go, yeah, yo', yo'... Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have, i've been protested and demonstrated against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times, sick is the mind of the motherfuckin' kid that's behind, all this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin', tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin', not takin' nothin' from no one, give 'em hell long as i'm breathin', keep kickin' ass in the mornin', an' takin' names in the evening, leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth, see they can trigger me but they'll never figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you mama, i'ma make you look so ridiculous now... [CHORUS] I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet, {one more time}, I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant
How Will You Be Defined In A Sexual Dictionary?
Emma Dudley -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
A Hot Lady Lol
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New And Improved?
It's like this- You leave a place, because you think you aren't strong enough. You think "Wow, this place is tough, these people are doing things that I can't do..." and you settle down somewhere COMPLETELY alien to you. Foreign, Bizarre. Like being dropped on your head in a vat of LSD in Beijing. Confusing. So you try to make the best of it, get a job, work for the man every night and day, until you find yourself going crazy. Lack of socializing, being closeted,'s like being a nun. Was it worth it?
Sexual Zodiac
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed, "The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
~ Grandma And Grandkid Contest Updates~
~ Grandma and Grand kid contest ~ I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in 1st person to join is... Contest will start 1/17 thur 1/24 Will count comments and rates as final scores thank you maria ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP
My Celebrity Look Alikes
No Time For This Blog!
This place stays so busy I don't have time to post a blog!
Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
The Meaning Of,real Hip Hop(take Time And Listen)
Add a myspace jukebox to your profile.
Us Skunk Needs Driver For Ride Home - Just Put It On Airfoce One They Are Used To The Stink
US skunk needs driver for ride home January 15, 2007 - 3:17PM Canadian wildlife officials are looking for a brave driver prepared for a 3,500-kilometre trip to take a stinky stowaway skunk back to her home in California. But the skunk, who survived a seven-day journey across the United States and into Canada without food and water, after being accidentally locked away in a transport truck, is having a hard time finding someone to give her a ride home. "We can never give a no-spray guarantee, of course," said Nathalie Karvonen, executive director at the Toronto Wildlife Center, which has been caring for the skunk since January 5, referring to the black-and-white striped animal's foul-smelling defense mechanism. "It would have be somebody who would be prepared for that possibility." Releasing her into the wild in Canada is out of the question, Karvonen said.
Red Neck Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
~ Swimsuits Wow Woman Changing Place Check Out Who's 1st Place....~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Place...... has 150 comments 2nd Place...... has 131 comments 3rd Place...... has 111 comments 4th Place...... has 5 comment 5th Place has 3 comments Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~
Vt Towns Urged To Pass Impeachment --citizens Petition
VT Towns Urged to Pass Impeachment --Citizens Petition to Have Resolutions Ousting Bush Placed On Town Meeting Agendas 14 Jan 2007 Dan DeWalt, a member of his town Select Board, got a meeting to vote last year to support a call for Congress to impeach President [sic] Bush. He said this year people in 50 Vermont towns are circulating petitions to get the question before voters at Town Meeting, the first Tuesday in March.
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im not tall enough. I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry". If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are
What's Your Love Profile?
I'm an Aries, but I don't agree with everything on here... Aries - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You're quite the charmer. You've got the wit and attitude to attract almost anyone you meet. Out spoken and honest, any date knows how they stand with you. Fearless, independent, and willing to try anything twice - your dates should expect the unexpected. Your negative traits: You tend to be vain, and you expect your partner to feed that vanity often with complements. Hot tempered and impulsive, you've occasionally ended things ... only to regret it later. You're obsessed with being the best, most loved girlfriend or boyfriend your sweetie's ever had. Your ideal partner: A risk taking, free spirit like yourself - who can keep up with your latest wild child antics. Someone stylish, attractive, and fit... who can keep you attracted for months. Is hard to get - and lets you pursue things. You prefer to be the chaser, not the one being chased. Y
Cats Can Stutter
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students: "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"
~ Tattoo Contest Taking Off ~
~ Tattoo Contest Updates ~ Runs til 1/17 2p.m. 1st Place is...... with 2034 comments 2nd Place is...... with 987 comment 3rd Place is...... with 623 comments 4th Place is...... with 539 comments 5th Place is...... with 314 comments 6th Place is...... with 53 comments 7th Place is...... with 24 comments 8th Place is...... with 31 comments 9th Place is...... with 7 comments 10th Place is...... with 7 comments 11 th place...... with 3 comments Good Luck to everyone!
Bush Says Congress Can't Halt Plan To Boost Iraq Troops
Bush says Congress can't halt plan to boost Iraq troops 14 Jan 2007 U.S. President [sic] George W. Bush, facing opposition from both parties over his plan to send more troops to Iraq, said he has the authority to act no matter Congress wants. "I fully understand they could try to stop me from doing it. But I've made my decision. And we're going forward," Mr. Bush told CBS' 60 Minutes in an interview to air Sunday night.
so all my buddys have given me a new name... always single jer... or cant keep a chic jer... yeah they arnt very funny at all.. my buddys have no lives...
So Yeah Umm..
I need some friends on here.Im new at this..I have very little friends..Im a very talkative person..Im outgoing..But i still need some friends..So if you can please send a friend request and ill add you!
Hooah!! Oo-rah!! Hoorah!!
It may take you two minutes to read this, You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. ______
Check This Out
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at
~~ Man Bare Chest Contest Comming....~~
~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy Tattoo mans Chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. 1st man...... Contest will run from 1/16 thur 1/23 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~
~ Grandma And Grandkid Contest ~
~ Grandma and Grand kid contest ~ I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in 1st person to join is... Contest will start 1/17 thur 1/24 Will count comments and rates as final scores thank you maria ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP
~ Grandma And Grandkid Contest ~
~ Grandma and Grand kid contest ~ I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in 1st person to join is... Contest will start 1/15 thur 1/22 Will count comments and rates as final scores thank you maria ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP
Just Seeing Who Is From Illinois
I like to know who all is from Illinois. please list what town your in i'm in aurora.
~ New Family Angels On Ct Come Join ~
~~ Attention I'm Opening Up A Family ~~ Angels Of CT Family where we will help each other out with comments,rates, contest. But people we will keep it fair and we will go around and help each other out and our friends and family members anyone we know and those that we don't know. If u want to join my Family just send me a message inbox and we'll get it started. We have our first member.... Angels are females and men don't be afraid to join. Thanks to everyone for reading this... ~ Maria ~ Click on the pic... ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~@ CherryTAP
"by Golly You Can't Hear In Here."
At one local church, Jack was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Jack. He told him that it did not seem enough for the size of the congregation. Jack said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again questioned him and again he said that he did not take any of the offering. So the priest said "get in the confessional" which Jack did. Then the priest asked him did you take any of the offering and this time he said "I can't hear you". Again the priest asked "Jack did you take any of the offering?" Again Jack answered "I can't hear you". This time the priest yelled, "JACK DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING" Again Jack answered "I can't hear you". By this time the priest was getting a little angry so he came out of the confessional and said, "Jack trade places with me and you can ask me a question." So they traded places and Ja
My Top Ten Bands:the Video List
In a tradition I'm bringing over from my MySpace,IMVU,DarkStarlings,and Vampire Freaks pages,I'm proud to present my Top Ten favorite bands,in video form.One note;this is Version 2.0(the original version,YouTube yanked some of the videos I used to illustrate.)But this is concordant with all my other pages,and almost every band(except Demons and Wizards) got a different video than in Version 1.0.Enjoy!
Hate Them
You know women are very wired. I mean they just get on your nerves. You try to treat them right and what do they do try and fuck you up more than you already are. See women say why are guys so mean and hateful but women can be to. I not bashing all women there are alot out there that are awsome but im just tired of looking and getting fucked every time. I really dont know how many times i can do this i really do. Well i think that is about all for now. Im sure ill vent later well post later *love ya lady's* Marcus
Birth Control
A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie. "Don't worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop. I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her. I always knew she didn't trust me!"
Well, after going without my computer for about 3 weeks....I am SOOOOOOOOOO happy!! She stopped cooperating with me, yet again and went in to see the doctor....I guess he got her a little bit better, although the main reason I took her in doesn't seem to be fixed, which sucks, but at least I can work around that part. Anyway...I'm sooo happy to be back...YAY!!!
"smell It? Lady, I'm Sittin' In It !!
Maxine took her car to her mechanic. She told him "Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while there is this terrible smell !! . It never happens when I am on my own" This quite intrigued the mechanic so he said, "OK, lets go for a spin and see what the problem is". Off they went. She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction at 70 MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both sides of the street, narrowly missed three pedestrians in pedestrian crossings, ran several red lights, and just missed a policeman on street traffic duty. They returned to the shop and she said, "There it is now, there's that terrible smell. Can you smell it?" ********* *
Im Glad My Friends Are Okay
Man these last couple of days have been a rough one late saturday night the apartment complex right next to my work set fire killing several and leaving a hundred residents homeless. Including several of my friends from work I went into work the next day they couldnt even get the people out of the building. I went to work Sunday morning only to stand there and watch as the pulled body of body out of the rebel . I was so scared several of my friends lived in the aprtment complex. They had the body bags laid out right in the ally behind my work. I was filled with relief when my friends showed up. They may now be homeless but iwas releived to see that was safe. They are going back today and diggin through the rubble agian to see if they can find any more bodies. Man you I have learned to expect the unexpected. Life is precious until it is taken away from you.
Isn't It Crazy...
Isn't it crazy how a person really thinks they are over something or someone, time passes by, you get on with your life, they cross your mind less and less and then WHAM something happens or they pop back up and all the hurt and anger and tears come rushing back like it never went away, not to mention the love you once felt. You can't forgive them but you can't exactly give them completely up either. I do have some closure now, which is always a good thing to have!! Ya know I am almost positive I have lost my freaking mind. I need some serious fucking mental help.
'twas The Night Of Thanksgiving
'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING 'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white, But I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation, The thought of a snack became infatuation. So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, 'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground. I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky, With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie. But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.... Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries, please. May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey be plump. Your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, your pies take the
Redneck Pick-up Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty Is only a light switch away. 8) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 10) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 11) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
What Color Should Your Blog Or Journal Be?
Your Blog Should Be Purple You're an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything. You tend to set blogging trends, and you're the most likely to write your own meme or survey. You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you - not what anyone else has to say. What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be? Okay, I'm starting to get a little favorite color is purple!
Milky, Milky..
Can anyone tell me why skimmed milk exists? What is it's purpose? It looks like cloudy water and strangely enough.. tastes like it too. I just had it on some cereal as it was all they had left at the shop and now i feel deprived and I'm sulking.. To be concise.. Skimmed Milk has no business masquerading as dairy product!!! pfft
Fuck This
just though id give this a shot... so whats up whoever reads this
Kuwait Media: U.s. Military Strike On Iran Seen By April
Kuwait media: U.S. military strike on Iran seen by April 14 Jan 2007 U.S. might launch a military strike on Iran before April 2007, Kuwait-based daily Arab Times released on Sunday said in a report. The report, written by Arab Times' Editor-in-chief Ahmed al-Jarallah citing a reliable source, said that the attack would be launched from the sea, while Patriot missiles would guard all Arab countries in the Gulf.
What Musical Instrument Best Fits Your Personality?
You scored as Flute. Go learn flute you pansy :). I'm kidding but seriously. Pick it up. It fits you well.Flute83%Bass75%Guitar58%Drums17%What musical instrument best fits your personality?created with Interesting, since I really do play the flute!
Just Read It!!
-------------------------------------------------- Comments on this posting: ~Love isnt about finding the perfect person, its about seeing an imperfect person perfectly~ 2006-11-22 21:42:38 Yes, true...but how many actually live by this? The boring ppl like me is who! Hehe
My Calendar Note For Today
January 15th 2007 Today my calendar reads... Dogs shut their eyes to shag my leg!
Im Just Wasting My Time
I’m a Cadillac tramp at the end of his road A swap meet rat who’s sittin’ on gold yeah baby I’m a guitar gangster without a tune I’m the baseball bat that’s waiting to swing Your loan shark friend with the broken knees yeah baby I’m a penthouse pauper with nothing to do I’m the high rollin’ creep that’s in too deep With the slicked back hair and the silver teeth yeah baby I’m a vagabond king with a stolen crown I’m a jailhouse poet, a genius, a fool I’m the pimp who’s lost his cool yeah baby I’m your first class taste in a second class town I’m a loaded gun pointed at the mirror A drugstore cowboy whose end is near yeah baby I’m a big time schemer with broken down dreams I’m a derelict rebel without a cause I ain’t the cat with the sharpest claws no baby Cause sometimes life just ain’t what it seems I’m chasing nickels and dimes While the rest of the world passes me by I’m just wasting my time I’m just sitting here and wondering why
Sniff Sniff, the person in which Had a crush on me no longer damnit all to hell just wish I could have found out before they dumped my ass!!! HA HA
Friends Depart
As time passes by the wounds heal.. You tend to find who is true and always there.. friends never walk they always stay.. You can even play with them each and everyday.. Nothing is taken to heart cause its all in good faith.. But what happens when you friends turn and walk away.. Its like they change and your still wondering what did I say.. When you ask if there ok they ask y and you say cause you been distance in so many ways.. Makes you wonder where they ever true are they still your friend or is this something new... So you let it go and walk away.. Hoping that they will understand that no matter what you will be here each and everyday.. All they have to do is reach out and grab my hand.. I will be there in every stand.. we will walk the paths of darkness and in lite no matter how hard is the flight.. You will always have a friend in me so please don't block me allow me to continue to see..
Its The People Not The Dogs
Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post as many people can see this as possible.
Ooh Man....
its fuckin early for me....on my day off. im bored. anybody wanna chat? something. tell me something funny. heh.....
the weather sucks ass. its snowing today after three long days of sleet and ice. i hope people dont get into more wrecks than they have already. people need to take it easy and the city needs to get all the streets more clearer than they already have. this is rediculouse. its getting down to six degrees and thats freezing. so everyone keep warm and blessed be.
So I thought I would start giving this blog thing a try. I thought about it several times as a matter of fact. But I have two problems that I will need to overcome... 1. I am seriously lacking in spelling skills. (My speak and spell I had as a kid gave me nightmares.) 2. What the hell do I write about? I really don't think anything going on in my life is blog material. Well nothing that I could post and still have my children read. So I thought and thought , then I thought some more and still nothing. I thought again..... nada. The only thing that did come to me was my favorite joke. so guess that is going to be my blog for the day. Don't worry you are really going to like this joke!!!! Of course there is a blonde a red head and a brunette sitting around the table talking one day. The brunette notices that their daughters had left their purses under the table. So she picks it up looks at it and decides that she is going to find ou
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Saturday Night - Part 2
Where we left off... I lightly massaged his pair of peaches and noticed that he was more than at attention. His shaft was directly in front of him. I grasped it with my hand and felt it throb as I cinched it tight in my grip. Another gasp from my husband as I kissed his ass and clutched his rigid erection between his legs. End of part 1 and now on to part 2... I stroked the entire length of his strong and solid cock. It felt so hard and so thick as my fingers massaged the length of his cock. He gasped each time my hand approached the head of his throbbing cock. I continued to kiss his bare ass that stared at me while stroking his cock with my hand from between his legs... I felt so powerful having my way with him as he stood nude in front of me. He just let me take him as it was and do whatever I wanted to do with him. I was feeling so strong having my way with my slave. I love this feeling. I released his power rod and pulled my hand from between his l
hey dont forget to crush me if u like me.. lol i wanna see how many crushes i can get...
I Love Rock And Roll
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One Of My Fave Jokes..
"An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'" --Mitch Hedberg
You’re standing across the room Yet miles away from me. Your touch - Your words They aren’t the same. Nothing is like it used to be. Little by little I can feel you drifting. Slowly tearing yourself Out of my grasp I just can’t hold on. I long for the past. When I knew - just KNEW How you felt. Now I’m not so sure. Do you still care? I need to know – Do you still love me?
metrosexual strait guys who are mistaken for being gay because of their fashion sense and hygene habits. Most gay guys are dissopointed to find out that Zach is only metrosexual and not gay. Sorry Zach, we love you anyway ;) by grizzguard Feb 27, 2005 email it Metrosexual A normally straight male who possesses qualities of a gay male without being attracted to men. A metro often appreciates the finer things in life and enjoys making himself look good; be it through styling his hair or wearing fashionable clothes. Person 1: "Is he gay" Person 2: "No, he does dress well, but he has a wife" Person 1: "Oh, he must be metro then" by Monde Durbs Jun 24, 2005 email it metrosexual A straight guy who’s so cool, smart, attractive, stylish, and cultured, that everyone thinks he’s gay. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care. Famous metrosexuals include Ewan McGregor, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker. tags hip urban sophisticated st
Hooked on Disney Nursery rhymes spinning lies about a happily ever after. A brave Knight wearing white, climbs the golden ladder. Just one kiss from a handsome prince, wearing a toads sweater. Lost and found holds your crown but the slipper couldn't fit better. Was it too much hassle to visit my castle and deliver me that kiss? He was supposed to arrive at a quarter till 9:00, I wrote it on my list. But here I sit in the cold, growing old and getting rather pissed. "I lost my way", he will say, "my phone call you must of missed." Well, Prince Charming, I'm tired, and your fired, no longer will I wait. Now you show! You've got to go! I think you know the way to my gate! But don't worry, if you hurry you can still meet up with your fate. There's a girl I know, her name is Snow, just accept the apple on her plate. Well I'm on to you Mr. Disney... Prince Charming, how alarming, is just a fabrication. Sorry for the trouble, with bursti
A Personal Alert!
Those friends of mine with energyworker capabilities: I'll be on my way with Mom to LaCrosse again. Dad had a funky dysrhythmia during his cardiac rehab a bit ago, so he's being taken by ambulance back to his personal doctor. Shouldn't be too bad a problem, I hope. Those able to send some positive healing energy, I would appreciate it very much! Thank you so very much, everyone! I will update you later. Blessings and much love!
The Dream ~ Be Kind...i Wrote This In 9th Grade!
Sarah woke up with a start, her mind still trying to decipher if it was all a dream or reality. Rubbing her head she looks at the clock, its almost five pm. As she quickly gets dressed her dream reruns itself through her mind. “Sarah come on, hurry up! We’re late!” Kristy yells as she disappears into the house. The party started at five-thirty and it was now almost seven. Walking through the door she’s blown over by the music. Scanning the room, she notes all the usual people. She gets a beer and begins to relax. Exams are over, nothing is stopping her from having the time of her life. Many drinks later, she asks a cute guy walking by for the time. “Half past midnight,” he replies. Sarah gasps in disbelief. “Tell me you’re kidding!” she screams. As he shakes his head no, she races to find Kristy. Her curfew was thirty minutes ago! When she finds her friend, she pulls her to the side. “Kristy, you have to take me home. I’m late and I mom is going to kill me!” Kristy agrees, and they
Blonde Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.. &" duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited...! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 51 days... & that box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out !! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!! June - Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - -Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!! August - Got locked out of my car in a rain got swamped insurance says cause I had the top down. September - The capital of California is "C".. isn't it ??? October - I hate M&M's!!..Mine are all W&W's and they make them so hard to peel. November - Baked my turkey for 4 & half days. The instructions said 1 hour per pound of weight & I weigh 10
About Libra!
Traditional Libra Traits Diplomaitic and urbane Romantic and charming Easygoing and sociable Idealistic and peaceable On the dark side.... Indecisive and changeable Gullible and easily infuenced Flirtatious and self-indulgent About Your Sign... Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring. They have good
Virus, Not Online
Im sure if you guys got myspace like some of you do, theres a nasty virus on the bullitens that trying to get you to looko at a link from your friend viewing a pic or click it like my sister did and it trys to get info from you. Our computer stoped the virus....but dunno how it sstill got in. It loops windows start up over and over and over, no stopping or interfering with it. We got that another windows set up now trying to wipe it all but wont allow us, so im gonna be offline for a while till we can get this off our computer, poor lil thing thats now left with only 129mb lol, outta 160 gb. Dont click those things guys, its about $200 for the fix if you take it somwere
Where The Weed At
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My Soft Side...
These are the words I cannot say But they come from the heart I've liked you from the start I like the way your mind works The way you're so unique And when I'm in my darkest hour I long to hear you speak I like the way you walk The way you slightly smile And when your move close to me You cause my heart to go wild I like the ways you're different I like those mysterious eyes Actually I like everything Even what's inside I long for you to hold me To feel your lips on mine I know it isn't work yet We need a little more time But these are all the things I guess I cannot yet say Like how I somehow manage To think of you all day Yes I'm scared you'll hurt me Just break me and leave I don't want to have to worry I don't want to be deceived How all this can work right now we just dont know But don't turn your back on me yet I'm not quite ready for you to go For these are the words I just cannot say But things will be different Hopefully one d
Its Open....
awesomest person on cherrytap contest is now open... please come rate and comment bomb the person you want to see win... contestants you are not allowed to comment bomb yourself... end friday jan 19th at 10 am mountain time... *mystically divine* *april* *poedog* *ohmybrite* *sugartastic* *kat* *tat2syou* *hazeleyes1* *reddhotty72* *bitchy* *count smokulas wife* *fire*
Bruised Hearts Do Heal...
Background info: I had been dating a guy for 3 years and it seems that my 4 children had become an issue as they became my responsibility resential full~time & most likely sole custody as of 2/5/07. I told him I needed time with them as they were having "issues" and he said hed be there. Im learning that I made the mistake of saying "I'll understand if you find someone else." I had all but decided he wasnt the man for me and my children BUT something about 3 years together, past talk of future plans, and the love Id felt that I guess made me think that we could at some oint work it out! ANYWAY... I spoke with him one afternoon to deliever mail and I noticed that my pic was taken out of frame.. HMMMMMMMMMMMM I went to bathroom, composed myself, came out and said " seeing as you took pic down, may I have." I got I wanna keep for scrap book...I insisted, he looked for it, no luck finding & I said not really important. I then went off I him>> sort of reemed him a new butt
3 word answers: Not as easy as you might think... 1. Where is your cell phone? On the desk 2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? I love him 3. Your hair? Long abd straight 4. Your mother? At work today 5. Your father?: Watching tv upstairs 6. Your favorite item? My new locket 7. Your dream last night?: It was random 8. Your favorite drink? Mango iced tea 9. Your dream car? My new car 10. The room you are in? My mom's office 12. Your fear?: I have lots 13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Happy and Comfortable 14. Who did you hang out with last night?: Friends at karaoke 15. What you're not?: I'm not thrilled 16. Muffins?: I want one 17: One of your wish list items?: A new camera 19. The last thing you did? Called a friend 20. What are you wearing? Shirt and pants 21. What did you do today? Just layed around 22. Favorite Book? Way too many 23. The last thing you ate?: Bowl of cereal 24. Your life?: Happy for o
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What I Want In A Man
Someone who will hold me when I cry. Someone to tell me everything will be ok. Someone who will walk beside me as my equal, my partner. Someone to make me feel like everything is better without doing everything for me. Someone to support me no matter what. Someone to make me laugh. Someone who will accept my daughter as their own. Someone who will understand that I might not be able to have any more kids. Someone who will love me for being me. Someone who shares or can atleast understand why I am a pagan.
We Got It.......we Finally Did It.......
Okay everyone, I didn't want to say anything before about this just because everytime my hubby and I have gotten our hopes up and said something it has fallen through. We got the house!!!!!!!!! We are now home owners as of January 20th, that's when we go to sign the final paperwork and get the keys. I am so happy. I just wanted to let you know that, that's what I have been busy doing and again I apoligize for not being here as much. I have been working my ass off trying to get this done. Soon though I will be back more often. Now I am packing up this house so we can move as soon as possible. This is the best Anniversary Gift my hubby and I could ever give each other, especially since we are signing the papers on our 11 yr. anniversary. Here are a couple pictures of the house......
I have been married for nearly 4 years but I don't feel married. I feel more like a babysitter. He spends money like its nothing. I have no money for food let alone for bills. How is this love he claims he has for me? I see no love. I don't feel loved. My kids and I are suffering. Help! Does anyone have any advice. I need to leave. I need to find aplace I can afford so I wont have to depeend on this idiot. I feel like crying ALL the time.
Ct Contests
as i was sitting here this morning. working, thinking, and plotting world domination. i recieved an unsolicited message from someone i dont even know, requesting not only that i vote for them in a contest, but to bomb the fuck out of it. which brings me to my point. these contests, are not the contest they are labeled as at all. no one is really voting for the best ass, or smile, or hair, or whatever. they are showing just how much time they have to repeatedly vote over and over for their friends. i dont think there has been an objective contest held yet. and besides, what do you win anyway? some points, bragging rights that you have the most friends with no lives. i just dont get it. not to mention that god forbid i have 2 of my friends in the same contest. geez, that has caused a rift before. so, i think for the record, no more contest voting for me. well, back to plotting world domination. toodles
Giveaway Info
I got my vacation (thanks everyone), but I need earrings to 'wear' on it... help a girl out? please? thank you!
$100 Laptop Due Next Year
$100 laptop due next year But a slightly pricier version of the hand-powered, low-cost portable computer should be ready by summer. By Christian Science Monitor For the past 40 years, the Consumer Electronics Show has served as a mecca for the latest technological marvels geared to the tastes of affluent first-worlders. But at this year's show in Las Vegas, one new device aims to suit some of the world's poorest consumers. The One Laptop Per Child Initiative unveiled its final industrial prototype of the XO, a laptop computer with a toylike look. But to say it's a toy is misleading. The device is intended to bring the most isolated tribal village into the Information Age, with the ultimate goal of offering one to every child on the planet. The XO is designed to survive and thrive in a rugged, power-sparse environment. Whereas a typical modern laptop requires 40 watts of power to use, this power miser needs a meager three watts to browse the Web and less than a single watt
Worst Night Of My Life
it was strange, at first, there was nothing, no tears, no sadness, just empty.... because she could still call, than night, like she always did.... than 9 a clock... 10 a clock... 11 a clock... 12.... 1... 2... i watched as my tears froze on the cement outside, as i waited.... she never called... and that was the last hope. and it never came, 30 degree weather outside in a blanket, a frozen lake at my feet.... than at 5 35am a text message... i love you and im sorry... i replyed... but no answer... what does it mean?
Sean Paul
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Which Fetish Are You?
You scored as Bdsm. Hurray! you god bdsm you like kink and love, and you wanna show it with either leather, whips or other things. congratulationsBdsm82%Boobies/nipples71%Gay/Lesbian54%Anal54%Anime54%Tb/dl46%foot fetish32%Beastiality7%Which fetish are you?created with
Taste The Rainbow? No. Suck The Volcano!
It shows up one week before the new-year and sticks around for a couple weeks after. It carries the same weight as when people ask you in college, "What's your major?" What's your New Year's resolution? I'd really love to figure out the true percentages, but for the most part new year's resolutions revolve around losing weight or quitting smoking or getting more "me" time. Every once in a while you hear something different, but not so new: "I'm swearing off men this year." "I'm going to get a new job." "I'm going to spend more time with my family." Etc., etc… I don't know anyone who has ever stuck with a resolution past the month of March. There's something about two-and-a-half months of diligence that makes people slip-up. "Sure I've been good, maybe I'll just smoke ONE cigarette, or maybe I'll have another slice of pie, or maybe I don't have to look for a new job THIS hard, blah blah blah…" It's people with weak minds who come UP with resolutions in the first
Martin Luther King - I Have A Dream!
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.” I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.
A Follow Up 2 Last Night's Blog
ok here is last night's bulletin and blog: Just a note...if u talk 2 a woman that doesn't look like an ogre on the net, expect her 2 have many male suitors and know that u probably aren't the only person she will be chatting with. hey and the same goes 4 u possessive women who think u own a man just cuz u get a lil mushy with ur words on the net. and if u can't handle it cuz ur inecurities have led u 2 become a jealous person, then maybe the net isn't the right place 4 u 2 be meeting people. u might be better off hitin up that chick down the road that lives by herself and has 15 cats and stays home every night in front of the t.v. watchin reruns of her favorite soap opera. hey there's someone 4 everyone! now the reason i wrote the bulletin and blog was beacause of the following person tripping cuz apparently i didn't dedicate enough of my time 2 him...sorry i had 2 get my son 2 sleep and couldn't chat on yahoo with him the moment he wanted me 2! Happy Birthday Rev. Dr. MLK Jr.
hello to all I am new I hope here to get to know them I am sebastian of Argentinean and my English is not very good jajajaja luck for all
Happy Mlk Assassination Day!
TODAY IS THE DAY AMERICA CELEBRATES THE BIRTH OF MARTIN LUTHER KING; WHOSE DEATH GAVE US ALL A DAY OFF FROM WORK! JUST THINK, IF WE KILL FOUR MORE, WE'LL GET A WHOLE WEEK OFF!!!! If Martin Luther King was truly some kind of "great American" why did his family seek - and a federal court order - his FBI file to be sealed for fifty years ater his death? Probably because Martin Luther King was a filthy Communist agent. He was a liar, a cheat, a race traitor who had sex with white women. This guy was a scum bag who got what he deserved: a bullet. With any luck, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and a couple others can get the same thing so the rest of us can get a whole week off work to celebrate their deaths too.
No Sense Of Humor...
This one's cute. My wife and I are watching "Who Wants to be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No." She answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" Yes." She replied. Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend." That's the last thing I remember.
How About Help
Could You help me reach 2000 for my Platinum Cherry please
Friends Leaving
well it now official. All My firends from the 3rd id will be leaving in march. More and likely the first week. So when they come back form ntc i will have about a week to see them and then that it. I hope that they all come back to fort benning safely.
Just Thinkin
So much time spent learning; how much you'll never know Searching, seeking for the truth, from ignorance we grow And when we think we have it, the truth is in our sight Our hopes are smashed and soon we see, never were we rightTo know our self, that is the end. It's truth we cannot find All things outside experience, to those, we're ever blind This frantic search, this everquest; goes on, it does not endAnd so we must go on in life, our failure to transcend For living is the key, from whence the answers come To learn as things present themselves, and add them to the sum Time ticks by while slowly we come to know our mindOnly to realize that admitting it will put us in a bindWe are not who we think we are, nor who we'd like to be We struggle to reconcile the truth to any small degree But experience has taught us that we put on a good show And others as the audience, the truth, will never knowThough the quest goes on, its importance now is less For inside ourselves, against all odds, the
If Your Lookin For Some Laughs These Are Hilarious (thx One N Only Roxane)
Life As A Turkey / A Turkey Day Poem (thx Bear)
Life as a Turkey when I was a young turkey, new to the coop, My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop; then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look and his tone I will always remember, when he told me of the horrors of...Black November: "Come about August, now listen to me, each day you'll get six meals instead of just three." "And soon you'll be thick, where once you were thin, and you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin; and then one morning, when you're warm in your bed, in will burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head." Then she'll pluck your feathers so you're bald and pink, and scoop out your insides and leave ya lyin' in the sink; and then comes the worst part," he said not bluffing, she'll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing!" Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat, I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat: I decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked, I
Love Returns
She had gone out a couple of times since the divorce, but still hadn’t found what she was looking for. It’s not like she was picky. She just wanted a real man. Someone that could show her how much he needs her, a man that would understand that she is a real woman, independent, and full of passion. That’s all she wanted, she thought as she sat drinking her drink. That’s when she saw him. He was playing pool on the other side of the club. She couldn’t believe he was here. She hadn’t seen him in over a year. She was so stupid not to wait on him when he left. Their eyes locked and she thought she would melt. The look on his face told her that he recognized her. He set his pool stick down and started towards her. As if a magnet she started moving towards him. She couldn’t help it. It didn’t even feel like her feet were moving, she felt as if she were floating. It was so good to be in his arms again. As soon as she felt his embrace she knew that she would never feel the same way in anyon
This Will Make You Feel Old!!
Anybody under the age of 16 should not read this,...and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '90 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, and Two Stupid Dogs. AAAAAAAH real monsters. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!" You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..." You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps." You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You remember the c
How A Woman's Brain Works
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?'s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: ? ?? Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. Good thing a man's brain requires only two balls. hehe, brilliant, i could watch this for hours.. facinating
This Shit Is Funny
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. REPLY: Dear Troubled User, This is a very common problem. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible
Rude Ass Poeple!!!!
Have you ever noticed that people feel they have the right to be rude or an ass. However, when someone does the same to them they get offensive. Maybe they should treat people as they want to be treated(or at least pretend that they are an adult).
Knowing Your Rope
Knowing Your Rope Shortly after learning I had a rare type of breast cancer, one that would require a year of aggressive treatment, I decided to cut back on some of my activities. I stopped by my son's classroom to explain to his teacher why I would no longer be coming to help every Monday morning. When I became upset as I told her about my diagnosis and the long months of treatment that lay ahead, she took both my hands, held them tightly, and told me this story about her friend Ann. One summer, Ann decided to go river rafting. Everyone signed up for the trip had to learn the basic procedures and safety measures. As the instructor outlined the dangers, Ann became scared. What if her raft capsized or was dashed against the rocks? What if she were thrown into the rapidly churning water and carried downstream before anyone could rescue her? The instructor had one answer to all of Ann's anxious questions: "There is a rope that is attached to the perimeter of
Recipe On How To Make Love. (repost)
/" target="_blank">"> -------------------------------------------------- Comments on this posting: ~Love isnt about finding the perfect person, its about seeing an imperfect person perfectly~ 2006-11-26 17:43:38 Ok, I must say that is the best recipe I have read yet! LOL
Martin Luther King Day....
Today is Martin Luther King Day and tho I know very little about the man, I think its great we honor what he stood for and what he tried to achieve.... People are EQUAL...Whites are no better than blacks or anyone else for that matter....We are all part of one big happy, and extremely dysfunctional family.... He once said the words "I have a dream.." and things took off like wildfire....and worked for the betterment of all people... We as humans cant look down on others because of their skin color or race...Its not right nor is it fair...We all share this planet we call our home... Those that cant see this, IE the skinheads, the fourth reich, etc etc, need to get a grip and join us in the new millenium.... This is a time of wonders and miracles....And we ALL deserve to be a part of it... And Im painfully aware alot of you wont agree with me on this but you know what, I DONT CARE...You live your life as you see fit and believe in what YOU want and Ill do the same...
Libra.. [love Profile]
Your positive traits: You are open minded enough to date outside your typical "type" ... successfully! You are diplomatic - and likely to end a fight instead of dragging things out. You are easily loyal and faithful, but only for the right person. Your negative traits: You're a bit gullible, and partners take advantage of you. You still may not know it. You find it difficult to decide where to go to dinner, what movie to watch, who to date... You have to be in a relationship, or else you just don't feel like yourself. Your ideal partner: A smooth talker who enjoys socializing as much as you to. Someone classy and cultured who knows which wine to order with dinner. Is beautiful to you - although not necessarily attractive in the traditional sense. Your dating style: Romantic. If your date comes bearing flowers, wine, and poetry... well, your heart soars. Your seduction style: Giving. Your lover's pleasure is as important as your own.
We Mourn The Passing... (repost)
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when, well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol
Greeting Cards That Didn't Quite Cut It (repost)
Greeting Cards That Didn't Quite Cut It My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! -------------------------------------------------- Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. -------------------------------------------------- Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" -------------------------------------------------- Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. -------------------------------------------------- How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? -------------------------------------------------- I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. -------------------------------------------------- I must admit, you broug
Man Vs. Woman The Shower Funny Shit! (repost)
(Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN) Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in su
Kingdom Of Newgurrd Link
Fits Me To A "t"....except For The Extremely Outgoing And Aggressive
TAURUS: Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual. Sexy. Most caring person you will ever meet. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brown Eyes: Sexy as hell, people with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care or love for,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS, not one to mess with.
Robbie Robertson-shine Your Light- This Is For My Hero Love You Baby!
The cry of the city like a siren's song Wailing over the rooftops the whole night long Saw a shooting star like a diamond in the sky Must be someone's soul passing by These are the streets Where we used to run where your Papa's from These are the days Where you become what you become These are the streets Where the story's told The truth unfolds Darkness settles in Shine your light down on me Lift me up so i can see Shine your light when you're gone Give me the strength To carry on, carry on Don't wanna be a hero Just an everyday man Trying to do the job the very best he can But now it's like living on borrowed time Out on the rim, over the line Always tempting fate like a game of chance Never wanna stick around to the very last dance Sometimes i stumble and take a hard fall Loose(?) hold your grip off the wall Shine your light down on me Lift me up so i can see Shine your light when you're gone Give me the strength to carry on Carry on I though
This Is Disgusting -- And This Sicko And Others Are On Myspace Possibly Talking To Your Kids?! Take A Look (repost)
Tds Issues
Ok so a virus ate through half my computer yesterday. My firefox and messengers (and just about everything else isnt working.)TDS will clearly been down for the next day and a half for repairs. If ya want to chat you'll have to leave private messages since only my I.E works. And that will be down too while I reinstall my op system.
Weather Update.
Ok it is starting to get warmere up here. Today there is an lot of snow and only -7 degrees today, so sommer is on the way... :P Nah i think the tempature is on the way down before january is gone..
ok i know there are a lot of hot women on here and i love women so come on and hit me up.
The Difference Between Boys And Men
The Difference Between Boys and Men By Travis J. Teeter Males have two types of being, Men whom take responsibility for their Choices, And boys who still sit down peeing. Both could have money, or seductive voices. Men know how to treat a lady right, even when mad, Boys know how to lie, and make you be bad. Men aren't afraid to admitt when they're wrong, Boys ignore their faults, singing that same song. "What does it matter, if you're my girl or not? You'll never have as good as me, you're not hot." Childish isn't it? When you put it like that, The boy forgot to notice, he's ugly, poor, and fat. But still these sweet and innocent girls get taken by boys. And as a consequence, the poor girls get used like toys. Played with, abused, then discarded to the winds.. Its a vicious cycle that never quite ends. And its only because the girl finds a boy, instead of a man.. When she finds the man, she'll know she's found her lifes biggest fan. Not perfect by any means
For The Thousandth Time I Do Not Have Cancer!!!!!
I have never ever lied about my illness - I had this posted once before and I will repost it - Tiger cleared it out when he cleared out all my blogs for me, but here it is again, I will state for the thousandth time - I DO NOT HAVE CANCER - FUCK I WISH I DID - IT HAS A CHANCE OF BEING CURED!!!!!!! I have what they call Scleroderma, only about 150,000 Americans have this disease - arent I lucky? I've always had to be different ;)) its an auto-immune disease of the connective tissue, is characterized by the formation of scar tissue in the skin and organs of the body ( at some point the organs shall need to be replaced but I will worry about that when that time comes) it leads to thickness and firmness of involved areas. It involves symmetric thickening of skin of the extremities, face, trunk (chest, back, abdomen, or flanks) which can rapidly progress to hardening after an early inflammatory phase. Organ disease can occur early on and be serious. Organs affected include the esoph
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First Date!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from THIS IS MY IDEA OF A GOOD ONE! It's early in the evening on a nice late spring day when I arrive to pick you up for our date. I arrived and you came down to meet me. Your are wearing a nice flowing skirt that accentuates your legs and a nice loose fitting blouse that just hints at your cleavage beneath it. I am taken by your warm friendly smile and you feel your face blushing slightly at having thought and fantasized about me previously. I hand you a single rose I had been holding behind my back and I see you blush a bit in response to the unexpected gift. We move to the car and I open the door for you helping you into the seat. I catch a glimpse of the lace tops of the thigh high stockings you’re wearing underneath the skirt and I felt a stirring begin in my loins. Before I closed the door, you looked up at me and said, "I hope that I'm dressed alright, since you wouldn’t
Just A Quetion?
why are so...... many ct's afraid to show thier face? any-one got any idea's ?
2 The One's I've Missed!!!
Ozzy And Lita Ford
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38 More Days....
What Makes You Feel Loved.....
What makes you feel that I love you, is it when I hold you close to me. My hand slowly sliding down your backside lightly rubbing every inch of you. Placing my hand to the inside of your thighs slowly moving upward toward your now moist vagina while kissing your lips feverishly. Now gently laying you on the bed as I remove your gown inch by inch kissing each newly exposed spot. I start at the neck eagerly working my way to the right breast making sure to take my time gently kissing and sucking the nipple. I move to the left breast repeating the act. Now working my way to the navel not neglecting any spot in between. From there I follow the sweet smell of your now flowing juices to your inner thighs until I find the spots that make you move and squirm un-controlable not stopping until you scream in ecstasy......... I continue to kiss your glowing body working my way upward slowly, saying I love you with each kiss. I enter you slowly, enjoying the moist love canal to your soul.
Respect ? !
Hey I am not gonna bitch on but this is getting to me now, It cleary states after my name that I have recently become a married woman and yet men still seem to want what they cant have lol. I will add as a friend most ppl that ask and try to comment you every day (friend with benefits ?) but all I ask is to respect the fact I am now married, and hell return a ty comment occasionly lol I know I have friends that are on my page every day and for that I thank you all you know who you are too many to list lol, I will chat and laugh with you anytime but show me and my husband some respect and dont hit on me all the time, harmless comment flirting is ok but innuendos are not, hell I leave some good pics on yr pages to brighten your days and half the men on here are married anyway ! and if i can respect you that way please show me the same respect back and if you are my friend then go make a friend of my husband too his link is on my profile if any of you bother to read past my boobs lol.
Trying to crush my sprit with each hateful word Beating me down till I feel small and lifeless Seeing me cry in pain and utter frustration Waiting for my soul to whither away Sniffing for the blood that pours From the open wounds That you your self created Like the savage beast that you are Watching listening for all life to breath out of me Waiting for the right time to finish me off Knowing that there is nothing left But a hollow shell of what once was With friends like you who the fuck needs enemies
A Crush Hm?
apparently someone has one on me XD
Thats just one feeling every one seems to feel at one point and time,right now thats my time.Ever since friday thats how I have been feeling,even though for a brief day(yesterday)I was happy. Yesterday was my sons 13th birthday,I have a teenager!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My son is growing up and it scares me.I am feeling more alone now,knowing that soon he will have a girl-friend and be doing what teenagers seem to know to do or something like that.He was my baby and now it seems like he is growing up too fast. I don't know maybe I am being silly.Or maybe it is a feeling that all parents go through when their first born hits 13 cuz they know that he or she is becoming a young lady or a young man. IS it silly for me being alone and wishing for that baby again and remembering all the things they did when they were little?
I Have A Dream...
It's Martin Luther King Day... May he rest in peace.. His intentions were pure.. I am not prejudiced in any way as I believe we are all God's children, we breath and bleed the same.. We have our good and bad in every race! I do get tired of paying the price for what our ancestors did but that was then and this is now.. Time's have drastically changed and life shouldn't be about the color of our skin but our abilities and what's inside our hearts! Just my thought for the day... Noone needs to agree or disagree! Jackie
My Day, And Dream.
I'm excited, I start school tommorrow and my birthday is the next day. :) Today the roads have iced us in, can't go no where and my husband has to go to work around 2pm so hopefully it will happen. If not, I get my hubby all to myself again!...its like 17*F outside. I had a weird dream last night about marrying Apu [from the simpsons] and i left my algebra class to go to the bathroom, and ended up by my house, trying to catch the bus to make it back to my algebra room. never made it there. Then i was sexually assulted by some guy trying to steal something from the Queen of england, and Karl was wearing shorts white tights and a cream coloed sneakers. lol. weird huh.
Pimped - Updated Site
PIMPED has a new look! The website has been renovated. There is still some work to be done but it's up and running again so please stop by. We are now accepting all announcements for February. Please click on the "submit" button to enter your info. VIEW THE WEBSITE HERE: PIMPEDONCHERRY.COM If you have not already added the profile below please do so. We would love to have you as a friend! PIMPED@ CherryTAP
Valentine's Day For Men
Well now that Christmas is over you think you can relax, right? WRONG!!! My biggest suggestion is plan ahead (see #1 below and I also suggest looking at #10 below. Being "romantic" once a year really doesn't do it for a woman.) And of course have to market the business for a moment. New catalogs and new items are arriving every day. We have a private showroom in a residence in Aurora with 1000's of items in stock and give 30% for cash purchases. And if you dont see what you like in stock, we have catalogs to order from. Lingerie, Dresses, stockings, Shoes and Boots, Sexy Toys and More! For many people, Valentine's Day is fraught with peril, a nerve-wracking obstacle course of do's and don'ts. Will she love and accept your clumsy, misguided attempts at romance? Or will she find you a floundering, impertinent jackanape? I've compiled some proven tips and reminders for aspiring Don Juans and dating neophytes. No, please don't thank me. This is my Valentine's Day gift to you. Vale
10 Thoughts For 2007
reprint from an E-mail I recieved Ten Things to Ponder for 2007... #10 Life is sexually transmitted. #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT
New For 2007
Signs/eye Colors...mines Pretty About Yours?
VIRGO: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. LIBRA: Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet. Amazing in Bed. Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with, they'll make you cry. The most irresistible. ARIES: Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in
Do These Realy Work? Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "sex APPLiCATiON
My Little Pony? More Like My Little Floozy
on friday at work, i was asked to come in early tonight to help start-up the machines and get things running all smoothly before folks got in to work tonight...i told them that i'd only do it if i got a my little pony out of it. little did i know that a pal from work, kelly, had my little pony fruit snacks and offered them to me after overhearing my demand. i immediately accepted because fruit snacks are radical...but....upon inspecting the package, i took a look at one of the ponies...and i thought to golly...these equines are's true...i mean take a look at this my little pony calendar, for example... the ponies are like strippers or something...i mean, i have not once seen one of those ponies with clothing on....have you? no...those sinful beasts prance around with their nicely done hair, tattooes on their butts, and too much make-up on their faces...oh, and their faces! look at their's so obviously they've had surgery to decrease the size of their
Miss U
Miss U SMS Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a sign of remembrance. Lessons of life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, n learn 2 love & learn 2 say: you Miss me! My eyes are hurting becoz I can’t see u, my arms r empty becoz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold becoz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u. A simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, simple Care make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I Miss U In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong, 2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U... The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes
De-icer Needed!
Austin weather isn't too bad yet, although we are starting to get some of the icy conditions. Fortunately, it isn't getting too bad yet too because it is a Holiday for many and many businesses had already planned to be closed for the holiday so many people have been staying home this morning. All the MLK festivities are being rescheduled for another day, albeit I am sure that no one is disappointed in that no one wants to be festive in this kind of cold, wet weather. I ended up staying extra at work to cover for folks that were slowed down by the weather circumstances, but I am scheduled to go in this afternoon (pre arranged four weeks ago). IF I don't have to go back in, I certainly wouldn't be complaining. I drove up the big hill on 2222 (that many folks feel is scary enough in good weather) and my windshield iced over. It was similar to the icing that an airplane can get if trying to take off in bad weather because it was a similar grade of steepness as I was going up
Freebird....lynyrd Skynyrd...of Course
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I'll Help You Or Your Friends, Plz Comment On My Pic
I always return favors. If you want to comment bomb or just comment on my pic, I'll help you out. Thanks a billion comment here
Please Read
OK, I am gonna say this and I hope that noone is offended by what I am about to say. I LOVE CherryTap. It is the only place that I can be me. In my everyday life and anywhere else I have to hide what I am inside. But on CT I can let the true me shine through. And if you look at my page you will see what I mean. Also, being married to a very controlling and mentally abusive man for 18 years has done a number on my self esteem. So when I joined this site I did put a few "NSFW" shots of me in a privite albumn. You would not believe the comments and what it has done to improve my self esteem. I have met several men and women on here that I have become great friends with. Then we have the, well I guess you can say, pervs. All they want is to see your privite pics. Show me a webcam, please let me see. Well, If you read my page I say plainly "DO NOT ASK!" My privite pics are for me to decide who I want to see them. Dont ask me if that is all you want. Find a porn site to masturbate of
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Guess Who's Back?!
I'm so excited!!!!
Crash Into Me
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'Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.' Kris Kristofferson and Fred Foster, 'Me and Bobby McGee' We tribute the people whose lives were lost on a cold, unforgiving September day, These souls rose up from the rubble to live on in our minds, thirsty things that can't Leave the past behind and so we tribute the lost, and those who jumped, those precious Loved ones who were never found, and our tears fall for the heroes who rose up in the Dark rubble of falling towers, squaring their shoulders and searching for hours, To rush in as others rushed out amidst the broken, scattered wings of America's freedom. We tribute the men who died in the line of a duty that very well could have been left behind. Those men who appeared with blood and dirt, the souls who never had the chance to hurt For it all fell too quickly, a devastating cry from freedom's precious color-blind eye. We send a prayer to the skies for the devastating thing that made the world cry, and Ove
Devil I've Become
This is who I feel to be...devilish red a masterpiece Lips with lust a wanting empty engagement can never fullfill your wish Wings of iron and golden steele...eyes of hurt blissfully sealed Piercing thoughts jab in so deep, forever in an endless sleep.... Protect myself from every no room for hurt So keep your distance from this devil I've become.... I will have nothing of the sort! Jenni
I Feel Stretched...
Current mood: frustrated Category: Life This one is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG... I have a lot to vent today... First, I wish to apologize to all my friends, especially those who commented my page and didn't get a comment in return. To all of you, rest assured I haven't forgotten you, been ignoring or avoiding any of you, or anything of that sort. I have been frustrated, irritated and scrambling lately to accomplish all that I should in my daily life that I either have been too tired, or had no time, or had no desire whatsoever to spend time surfing the Internet. Frustration primarily came from the holidays, although there have been other sources. There was the Christmas tree. We have three already, but laziness and disinterest has created a perceived need to buy another one. One with all the lights already in place. (I did mention this quest was born out of sloth?) I went to 2 stores the first week after Black Friday (so-called because the Christmas shoping the day after Thanksgivin
Top Four Adult Jokes
Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll Forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a nu
Cronicles Of An Alcoholic Volume 2
My purpose!....... I dont know what it is But maybe my personality can drop some hints! Im honest,Im open and I dont suger coat shit! I'll tell u my plans n opinions no matter how crazy I look! Cause I figure what gives u the mother fuckin right to judge me? LOL.. I dont judge u! I dont care what the fuck u do! Be into other women be bi! I dont give a fuck... men are shit anyways lol! I encourage it fuck I'll send u a vibrator if u want(*wink*) Relationships r stupid in my mind! Love equals pain cause theres no such thing as equal! If 2 people love each other then they will last! Im not sayin I want to fuck tons of people! Trust me that is far from the case! The stress that would linger From me just cumming in and from u Just isint worth it to me! People dont work out! Whats the point? Lonelyness is fucked but still! Is it worth losing pieces of your soul n changing yourself? Nope lol oh funnyness today! Sure cuddlin is cool but most guys make the shit up or u
Strange Shit Goin On
ok am I the only one who's noticed that the internet has gotten a lot slower lately. anyone have any idea why?
Swans And The Swimming
"take me again," she said, thinking of him "to the pond with the swans and the swimming" far from his room the familiar perfume how it felt to her when she was naked lessons she learned when her memory slurs as they marvel with love at the sunset walking away at the dark end of day she will measure and break like a habit oh how the rain sounds as light as a lover’s word and now and again she’s afraid when the sun returns "take me again," she said, thinking of him "i don’t care for this careful behavior" a brush through her hair, children kissing upstairs keeps her up with her want for her savior the sun on the sand, on her knees and her hands as she begs for her fish from the water but turn them away, she’s a whip and a slave given time she may find something better oh how the rain sounds as loud as a lover’s words and now and again she’s afraid when the sun returns" iron&wine
Blah Blah Blah
So its Monday. Its Raining. There is no school! I have one week til classes start. I put up a few pics of my computer. Its going to be retired soon. I am having a new one built. Can't believe January is almost over. So how is everyone today? I may take some new pics if it ever stops raining out. Its been awhile. Heres a funny one
An Experiance Hard To Forget
beautiful over here right now, nice white trees, white roof tops white sidewalks and yards roads still slippery, temperature just below zero in the early mornin. was an ok weekend till sunday came along, was watering my plants by my livingroom window, and alls i cld see was a teen girl jumping over the patio to there house, i watched closer to see that there house was on fire.....knowing theres 5 kids in that house and at least seven adults i got a lil upset called 911 said my neighbours house is on fire please come to yadda yadda, mam we r on our way right away, do you know if everyone got out ok, i said well from what i can see seems that everyone is out but i ain't in there to know. i then threw the phone down told my daughter to watch her brothers. my bf ran outside with an exstinguisher to try and keep some of it down a lil, i ran out there in t-shirt pants and lil summer slippers blankets in hand looking for all the kids from the house....told the momma i was sendin her babies to
Guy Childhood Icon That I Am
You Are the Very Gay SpongeBob! Because the religious right says so... And because his best friend looks a bit too much like a penis. What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?
wow last night my feelings got the best of me and I thought I lost him. but we talked it out and know that things are going to be okay with us we are really confused with how this can be happeneing. how do you care for two people so much at the same time. I think talking to him last night really helped me a lil because now I know its not just a dream and that Im not going to wake up one day to find that none of the feelings I have are shared. Our feelings are totally mutual even if we cant really express them all we have an understanding that no other could possibly understand at the moment. If you ever have that one person who just means so much to you that it seems too good to be true dont let them slip away. Say something to them, the worst that can happen is the feeling wont be mutual but you never know it just might be. And if you are meant to be with them you will be!
Just to let you all know I want be around till late tonight. I have 4 appointments today. Tristens word play appointment at 11:15-12:15 for his speech. Then off to my local YMCA to get Tristen all set up for preschool, appointment at 12:30pm. Then I have an ontario works appointment at 1:30pm just to go over how much money I will get a month. Then I have a 2:30pm appointment at subsidy to find out how many days a week Tristen will be in preschool and to find out when they are going to let him start. Then I will be home just to eat supper and then back out again for my parenting class from 5:45pm-7:15pm come home put my kids to bed and then I will be around. For any of my friends that take the time to read this and are in a contest please send me a link in a private message and I will send you a few vote. Have a great day and talk to you all soon Stay at home mom~Memeber of K.O.T.~
You Wont
You wont Ever be alone Because I will always be here You wont Ever have to hide Because I will always be by your side You wont Ever lose me Unless you want me gone You wont Ever hurt me Unless you try to You wont Ever have to choose Until you are ready to You wont Ever really know Until I have a chance to show
Hello All
hello everyone just saw the light on and thought I would stop by..To show some Love
Comment On My Pic And I'll Return The Favor
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You've Made Your Choice, Now Deal With It.
I was right, I usually am. This time though I wanted to be wrong. I never realized how much of a coward my ex was. He wants to leave his girlfriend and move back here. It really makes me sick to think that when he wanted something I use to instantly jump so I could please him. He seemed rather shocked when I told him I wasn’t going to help him this time. He pleaded with me telling me that he really fucked up this time and he promised to change. I told him I wasn’t falling for all that crap again. I can’t help the choices he has made. Honestly, it really isn’t my problem anymore. I have tried countless times to give him advice, yet it seems every word I have said has fallen on deaf ears. You cannot help someone that doesn’t honestly want help. I had to learn that lesson that hard way. If he truly wanted to change, then he would. I know it’s hard to change your ways when you are stuck in a repetitive loop, I know it takes time and many set backs, but eventually you can get your life in o
Survey, Get To Know Me A Little
-SAD SECTiON- 01. Have you ever really cried your heart out? One time, when my dog died 02. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Umm, no 03. Have you ever cried on your friend's shoulder? Uh, no 05. Do you cry when you get an injury? No, I just try to walk it off. -HAPPY SECTiON- 01. Are you a happy person? Most of time, unless you mess with my taco 02. What can always make you happy? -- Acting at bloodview 03. Do you wish you were happier? -- always 04. Is being happy overrated? -- making myself happy is what I live for 05. Can music make you happy? -- If I like it, it makes me smash things -LOVE SECTiON- 01. How many times have you had your heart broken? One time to many 02. Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them? No.... 03. Anyone besides your friends/family ever said they loved you and ment it? My dog one time...... -RELATiONSHiP SECTiON- 01. Are you in a relationship? -- yes 0
I cant do shit on CT so this is where im limeted.. I CAN rate pics but not comment. I can rate profiles but not comment :p and i cant repost bulletins. all because of a fuckwit named golden. The biggest woman hater ive ever known. He is a woman abuser!! I only showed him the same respect as he showed my friend. I would only want him to get back the same respect as he has showed my friend!! I cant stand pigs!! Golden@ CherryTAP One love to you Eric! you done wrong and you should admit it, bitch!
Doll Parts By Hole
I am doll eyes Doll mouth, doll legs I am doll arms Big veins, dog bait Yeah, they really want you They really want you, they really do Yeah, they really want you They really want you, but I do too I want to be the girl with the most cake I love him so much, it just turns to hate I fake it so real I am beyond fake And someday you will ache like I ache And someday you will ache like I ache And someday you will ache like I ache And someday you will ache like I ache Someday you will ache like I ache I am doll parts Bad skin, doll heart It stands for a knife For the rest of my life Yeah, they really want you They really want you, they really do Yeah, they really want you They really want you, but I do too I want to be the girl with the most cake He only loves those things because he loves to see them break I fake it so real I am beyond fake And someday you will ache like I ache And someday you will ache like I ache Someday you will ache like I ache A
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you
I've Pimped!!
Ohhhhh how exciting! This is my first blog! The other exciting thing is that I've pimped my page! Bless Bernie for trying to help me...I got a little confused but it's sorted now, thank you hun :D Well, I used to be a Myspace junky but ever since I started on CT I haven't even logged on to Myspace. There are so many of these types of sites out there now and I've joined a few lol I've started deleting a load as well as I find that for a vast majority of sites all you get are sexual preds. Sad but true. I'm sure there are a few hanging around on this one as well but so far I've had nothing but nice people. So this blog is really for them. Thank you for making me feel welcome and getting me those cherry points! lol I hope to get to know you all a lot better. If you ever fancy a chat then I'm on Yahoo and MSN. I don't want to post my addy's in here though so please request. Take care! Love Lems xxxx
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What Ancient Entity Am I?
cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Goddess. You are a goddess. Your constantly helping people with their problems, but you never take time for you. You should try to take some alone time. Take a trip far away, where noone knows you. It will be good for you, because you deserve a break.Goddess92%Faerie83%Wolf83%Sorceress75%Elf75%Vampyre50%Drow50%Dragon33%Shadow Spirit25%Zombie25%What ancient breed are you?created with
Another New Option.......crush.........
What is a crush? A crush is an anonymous infatuation with another CherryTAP member! You may only have a crush on one member at a time, but you can change or remove it whenever you like. If anyone has a crush on you, it'll tell you how many on your homepage and public profile page, but it won't tell you *who* they are! You'll need to find that out on your own... :-) When you have a crush on another member, they'll receive an alert that someone has a crush on them, but it won't say who....
Lieberman, Cheney, Bush
Monday, January 15, 2007 Current mood: cold First up, Senator Lieberman - What a difference a few months make. He is already backing away from a campaign promise to investigate what the government did wrong from Hurricane Katrina. Who does Lieberman work for? Not us. He is also providing President Bush political cover by openly supporting the President's plan to send more troops. Next, Vice-President Cheney - Opening ridiculing Democrats and anyone else who opposes the President's plan to add more troops to Iraq by saying that they (Democrats) don't have any better ideas. A bad idea is still a bad idea. Going forward because noone else can come up with something better is just plain retarded. Finally, President Bush - Just days after his "course changing" speech, President Bush is defiant and arrogant. He so strongly believes what he is doing is right that he is literally willing to go it alone. Against the wishes of a strong majority of the American people and a
Bush - A Two Time Loser
Friday, January 12, 2007 Current mood: annoyed Bronze: President Bush - Removed the ban blocking oil companies from drilling in Alaska and now we have Exxon biding to drill there. Silver: Tony Blair - So we are going to send 20000 more troops to Iraq and Great Britian is pulling 3000 troops out. Makes since. The United Stated has been doing most of the heavy lifting in this war anyway. Gold: President Bush - Well, it's official. President Bush wants to send in more than 20000 troops to Iraq. Too bad more than 60% of the American public think that is a bad idea and won't help. Oh look, Bush's approval rating is 32%. Ha Ha! President Bush, Today's Worst Person in the World!
Looking For Some One With Big Sexy Boobs , For Signs Request
I am looking for some to put a sign on thier Boobs " FREE GAMES AT " Who could come up with the sexyist Boob Sign ?
Prove Me Wrong.
Alright, I'm no internet-novice. Nor am I a complete net-genius. I'm still trying to figure this shit out. I'll admit (sadly) that I'm completely spoiled by myspace. Yeah, I said it. I'm a myspace whore. It's generally my only form of communication with the outside world. Check it out if you want: . but just know, I won't add you there unless A) I actually know you or B) You message me there before sending a friends request, and you seem like the type of person I wouldn't want to punch in the mouth. Go ahead. Amaze me. Anyway, I'd have never known about this CherryTap place (which sofar is damn spiffy) if it wasn't for a friend who invited me, then subsequently deleted his damn profile. heh. So since I'm a lazy fucker and hate reading "FAQ" and "how to" sections, someone give me some pointers here huh? And if not, ah well. What you see is what you get. OH and just FYI I noticed a definite dropoff of ratings and messages on my page as so
Ugh, Mondays!!!
Good morning? Bah Humbug lol... every wake up on a Monday morning wishing it was a Saturday morning and the weekend has just begun. Well today has to be the ultimate moment of weakness... yes, I said weakness, not geekness...Oh yeah I got up today, forced myself to climb out of bed. Went into the kitchen and something didn't seem right. I thought I'm gonna be late, let me call. WOW, did someone forget to tell me today is Martin Luther King day? OH and I am off? 3 day weekends are great! Back to bed I went hehehehe but it's still and UGH, MONDAY. Make the best of it, it will be over soon! And Tuesday is one step closer to Friday, hehe!!
Savor The Exquisite Joy
Monday, January 15, 2007 Savor the exquisite joy What you truly and sincerely love will be attracted by that love. What you seek is also seeking you, for you can provide it with a joyful living expression. What you focus upon becomes real because of the energy you give to it. What you are most thankful for becomes stronger and stronger. Dive deeply into who you really are, and have the courage to explore your most treasured dreams. Keep yourself connected to those dreams, and they will play out upon the stage of your life. The world is what you most authentically perceive and know it to be. There is no limit to the beauty and joy with which it can appear. This very moment is the most profound and powerful experience ever. Because in this moment is the experience of life and its countless possibilities. Allow yourself to savor the exquisite joy in the very best of those possibilities. Let all the value and goodness that is yours to live, find a home in your life rig
Whisenhunt !!!
Hell yeah!! We didn't pick Mike Sherman, thank God! Whisenhunt huh.....maybe the Cards front office is trying to win a few games. Guess we'll find out if they spend some of that $12 million under the cap. Who knows, a cover corner, a center, maybe another pass rushing lineman, and that teams a playoff team next year! Until then though, Go Suns!!! 9 in a row baby with Memphis coming up.
Is That Really Snow I See?!
We finally have snow in western Wisconsin! I bet the snowmobilers will be out in force shortly, lol! This is our first measurable snowfall since November, a very odd occurrence for us! Six inches on the ground with 3 to 6 more on tap. And yes, school is still in session for my guys! What a deal! Lucky for me, I have no clients today *smile*. My sister Carol, who is on a grand adventure in Hawaii, is missing everyone terribly! She has never lived away from family, unlike me, who has spent more time away than close. It's really getting to her! I have a hard time relating to that. I understand, but I was 19 when I first moved across the country. I could move to China right now and not have it bother me all that much! It must just be my personality, or my adventurous spirit - who knows! Anyway, she is taking it one day at a time, the only way you can. Having some issues switching to the raw foods diet, as well, especially the raw meat! Hard to do that kind of thing "cold turkey." Sti
Stupid, Sad, Idiotic
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 Current mood: annoyed At the Bronze, the U.S. Military - Has been monitoring peaceful demonstration group, Veterans for Peace, that sets up crosses to honor the Iraq war dead. The military claims that this group is a threat to military installations. New documents also show that Quakers and some church groups have also been labeled threats. I have several problems with this. The first, why are they spying on U.S. citizens, and second, how could these very peaceful groups be, in any way, a threat to anybody? At the Silver, President Bush - A photo finally surfaced Monday showing President Bush and Jack Abramoff looking very friendly and standing next to each other. The Whitehouse's response, "Jack who?" Seriously, this guy is a criminal who extorted money from Indian casinos and then funneled that money to mostly Republican candidates including President Bush. That is why Jack Abramoff is now in prison. The Bush Administration has tried so
This Bike Is Perfect!
This is supposedly an actual ad... 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 $10,000 Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006 This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult-ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a Loving wife. Apparently, "Do whatever the Hell you want," doesn't mean what I thought it did
Warning My Email Is Hacked Lol
Block n delete if I am on your list! And if u want my new one ask and I will think about it. I dont want certain people to know Cause Im sick of making accounts lol! Peace to all n happy martin luthor king day! Ps I have a dream to Maybe one day it will come true*Wink*
Bush, Bush, Bush...
Saturday, January 06, 2007 Current mood: aggravated Bronze: Bush Administration - The administration acknowledged a few days ago that global warming is a problem in a rather backhanded fashion. They recently put the polar bears on the endangered species list because of the sudden, large drop in their population due to global warming. Now how about the Kyoto Treaty? Hmm? Silver: President Bush - It was recently leaked to the media that President Bush is planning on going forward with a troop increase of 20000 for Iraq. He is pursuing this even though most of the generals and the troops oppose this plan. This temporary increase was also opposed by the Iraq Study Group, and a majority of the American People. Gold: President Bush - Recently signed into law Postal Legislation that includes a signing statement that allows the President to interprete mail searches to their broadest extent. This basically means that the government can search your mail, without oversight, a
Getting Married In Florida
Subject: Getting married in FL Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we! do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "A
In Need...
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Rummy, Bush, & Fema
Sunday, December 24, 2006 Current mood: Disgusted The Bronze, Ex-Sect. of Defense Donald Rumsfeld - When asked if he had read the Iraq Study Group report, he mentioned that he only skimmed it. And there is the reason for him to go. The Silver, President Bush - Ignores the Iraq study group and wants to keep making it up as he goes along. Then decides not to make any sort of decision on Iraq until next year. Seems to me that there was a lack of thought on what to do with Iraq prior to the invasion. The Winner, FEMA - They are currently challenging a court ruling that would force them to continue to house Katrina refuges. That's right, they don't want to pay for it anymore. They want to evict these people right before Christmas. They did win a suspension of the ruling which means they can go ahead and do it anyway. Bah Humbug! FEMA, Today's Worst Person In The World!!!
What I Like
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage100%Biting83%Whips83%Blood58%Blind Folds25%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.
Someone Has A Crush On Me??
Someone has a crush on me?? Now they have this new thing that someone can have a crush on you & you don't know who it is.. We'll if someone has a crush on me I'd like to know about it.. we could "crush" together... Who are you my "Crush"??????
A Real Man's Chain Letter
Subject: Fw: A real men's chain letter At last.... A REAL Man's Chain Letter! This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything! Just send a copy of this letter to five of your male friends who are equally tired and discontent. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, four of whom were worth keeping. This chain also brings good luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model. You
Worst Person
Saturday, December 16, 2006 Current mood: blah At the bronze, we start with the Bush Administration - A new report just released out of London shows that 2006 will go down as the 6th warmest on record. The Central England Temperature has been keeping records since 1659. Another report was also released showing that the Bush Administration has been using their political clout to stifle scientists researching global warming and also requiring them to submit their information to politically financed scientists to confirm. Next at the silver, the Dept of Homeland Security - recently sought out some information under the freedom of information act about a database the FCC has been keeping about cell phone companies. The FCC has been collecting outage reports for years from the cell phone companies but it seems that the Dept of Homeland Security thinks that terrorists could somehow use this information to hurt us. The only people this info will hurt, are the cell ph
Friends And Fans
Well, I have over 100 friends...and only 55 fans. That's less than 50% and I'm sure that we as friends can do MUCH better than that. So, if you wouldn't mind stopping by to make sure that you're a fan...I'll make sure that I do the same! Anyone that I add anymore I always make sure I fan them before I friend them. Because, really, if we're friends...then we should be a fan of each other too, right?
Try This
Think of a letter between A and W. .. .. .. .. .. .. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. .. .. .. .. .. .. Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Think of an animal that begins with that letter. ..! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. ! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins ! with the last letter in the animals name .. .. . .. .. .. .. .. Almost there........ .. .. .. .. .. ..! .. .. Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level . .. .. .. .. .. .. Look at your palm very c
Things You Learn From The Movies:
Subject: Things You Learn From the Movies: 1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. 2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. 5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will
Finally The Truth, The Whole Truth And U Know The Rest
Eve's Side of the Story... After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sun rises and Sunsets are breathtaking; the smells, the sights -- everything is wonderful." "But I have just this one problem. It is these three breasts that you have given me." "The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. Eve went on to tell God that many other parts of her body (such as her limbs, eyes, and ears) came in pairs, and she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced", as she put it. "That is a fair point, "replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I s
What I Believe In.......
My journey thur what is life. Your journey begins with your soul, you become as one to where you have always been together in mind, your spirit will meet up to you on the day that he is presented to you in faith, when your body meets his for the fillment of love, you will be completed forever. ...( LER)
Another Way To Contact Me
if you would like to chat with me, you can contact me on yahoo messenger if you have it my screen name on there is mswilsonsmc. since my computer runs slow on here sometimes it is easier to chat with me on there. hope to hear from you all soon.
My Weakness
There are moments you still enter my soul, slipping silently into my mind like a thief in the darkness of night, Gnawing at my heart keeping me awake, with soft whispers of a thousand words Why??? Why Do I still lose To the weakness of you? 11/14/2006 BY;Mary Lee
Can We Live Without Them??
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned Canada that if military action against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off Canada's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Bell customer service reps. It's getting ugly out there.
Recapping End Of 2006.. Roflmao..
Ok........ hi-dee-ho there folks!! yours truly is back for a sec or 2 lmao.. been awhile since i posted anything major, thought i would vent a bit, not really a bitch letter like I am prone to do, just a little cleaning out of the soul maybe lol (or should say what's left of a soul huh??) so lets take stock of the past few months shall we.. here we go:: The ongoing saga of "How Kimi's life continues to spiral outta control and hurdle it's way thru the vast resources of time and space to lash out at passing aliens who seek to abduct me and do vile things to my little person... (ooops wait that is another story all unto it's own self.. sorry lmao.. besides i might like the whole anal probe thingy) Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages.. when last we left our heroine, she had just received news from her older sister Dorothy, that their mother was in the hospital, after having a heart attack the Dr's talked their mother (momma cookie) into under going a quadr
Funny Pic Contest
I am way behind folks but I figure if I got 10 comments from each friend and fan I would be Golden
Worst Person International
Friday, December 08, 2006 Current mood: annoyed We start with Spain - The Hilarion Gimeno school in Zaragoza has canceled Christmas over worries that it would offend non-catholic students. It's Christmas, how is that offensive? You get presents, Santa, a Christmas tree, and Christmas related school plays. That is about as harmless as you can get. And then Russia - There is something strange going on in Russia. First a prominent Russian journalist, Anna Politkovskaya, is murdered for investigating government corruption, then an ex-KGB spy, Alexander Litvinenko, was fatally poisened, now former Russian Prime Minister Yegor Gaidar has been poisened. It sounds like to me that the FSB and Vladmir Putin are cleaning house and ridding themselves of political annoyances. Finally, we have President Bush - The Iraq Study group released a report today with a whole list of recommendations on what the United States can do to fix the situation in Iraq and get ourselves out of tha
Average Joe 2
I will Take Entries til Weds Morning. The contest will start at 12:00 Noon EST on Weds 1/17/07 and run until Sunday 1/21/07 at 12Noon EST Create Your Glitter Text Average Joe 2 I did an Average Joe Contest awhile back and I figured I would do round two.If you were in the last one you can still enter this one. This isn't for the sexiest or hottest guy. This is for the normal guys...the sweet guys...the average joes! An Average Joe is Someone who is just like everyone else; a normal person. 'Average' means 'in the middle' or 'not extreme', and 'Joe' is a common male name. So 'average Joe' refers to a man who is not extremely different from everyone else. So I am looking for 10 guys. Contest will be comments and rates...the only rule i have is NO shoutbox spamming. Do what you can to get votes! Comment bomb etc! The winner will get a Three day cherry blast. Message me if you want in!! ♥Immortal♥ Love♥@ CherryTAP
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Worst Person
Tuesday, December 05, 2006 Current mood: annoyed At the bronze, President Bush - He did a recess appointment of John Bolton as Ambassador to the United Nations. He did this appointment because he knew that the Senate Foreign Relations Committee would not approve of Mr. Bolton. John Bolton was a very vocal critic that called the U.N. an outdated governing body. Just the person to be our ambassador to them. John Bolton resigned today knowing that he would have no chance of keeping the job under the new Democratic Congress. What's worse is President Bush was trying to appoint him as assistant ambassador to the U.N., which does not require Congressional approval. At the Silver, Kofi Annan - The outgoing U.N. Secretary General said today that the violence in Iraq is worse than Lebanon's Civil War. When asked directly if Iraq was in a civil war, he said "Almost." I'm sorry but if the violence is worse than a country that is already at civil war, what does that make Iraq?
Flight Safety
Flight safety This one isn’t really a current topic, but still this is one of those thoughts that runs through my mind often, so I’m going to write it down here. There has been a lot of talk about how we can make a flight safer, and I do think that they have made quite some progress over the last few years, but I want to know why this one is never brought up? Locking the cockpit door? Of course you say they lock the door, but if they had done that five and a half years ago it would have saved a lot of trouble. This isn’t the whole solution but ill go into it. The things that they are doing are making us safer; if we keep saying this we all will believe it. But, here, lets just get nice strong doors on the cockpit, ones that will take some time, a few minutes is enough, but that can keep someone who is trying to kick in a door out for just a few minutes. If someone tried to hijack the plane the pilots could have put on their own supplemental oxygen and depressurize the cabin
Where Can I Find This Movie ???
Didn't Turn Out
fid it it init down in it like m y head is a hoel of jelly. Don't you think this is a little unstable stream of conciousness exercises with as ide of insomnia coupled with a heaping dose of FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I'M FUCKED! I'm so fucked fuck I'm fucked fuck fuck fucckkked jabberwahcky likes to eat mysoul sjince I taste like nothing and I aonly breathe air i'm not here i'm just keeping you company till the tip of my iceberg metls and i'm burned for nothing on the stake like some god damn animal i eat rage i shit sorrow. like some kind of recycling machine of real think that will get me far in life or do you suppose i'm fucked i'm still fucked just because i know the meaning of life doesn't mean i know what to dowith tht kind of information like having a key but no door or having no door in you mind's eye, like a gaping maw of the all seeing all feeling crap that is the scum of the earth like that I'm a puppet that dances for you sometimes but only when you're bad to me. abuse
Okay so Here is a small update... so far From dec. I had my bday turned 18. then on dec i got back with my baby boy jack ^.^ didnt see that one coming lol.. glad it did. that made the end of my year so awsome. my family didnt have a big christmas get together on my mothers side because my grandfather is ill and everyone else was basically sick. there was one for my fathers side. and i have gone to the boddes christmas (dads side) since i was lil just me n my dad because my mom doesnt like his side of the family cuz they judge her. and well the one year that i dont get to go my sister her fiancee and my baby nephew hunter and my lil bro go too. i know it may not seem like much but it was.. but oh well... and then new years eve. i spent that with my grandmother.. i know most people got drunk but yea i went over to my grandparents house i love them to death.. but yea i mean life has been hard in certain areas. mainly cuz i wanna get a job but idk why im not tryin as hard as i should be.
yep, i'm sick. sore throat sick. i hate being sick. to be honest, i'd rather be throwing up than to have a cold. i think i have a fever right now, so i'm not doing anything creative yet. my wrist is possible gonna get looked at tomorrow morning (god i really hope so). it's gettin better but i wanna know wat's wrong with it and how to get it better in case it happens again. i think i've also narrowed the cause down to when i would jump on the bed in jamaica. i remember hurting my wrist and telling maria to never let me do that again (of course she wasnt listening, she was playin gameboy color). last night's bday party was so much fun! there was soooooo much food, but then again, that's maggiano's. wyly's sick like me. i hope he's ok. he's actually worse than i am, he has the flu and a fever last i talked to him. and then he left...prolly to go throw up again maria and i had a heart to heart for like an hour last night. i didnt get to bed as early as i'd hoped, i
Providence Multipe Endings Help Me Decide
Ending 1) The day became a hazey blur of unreal conversations, interviews, bland and meaningless words of support, flooding emotions and so many tears. Time didn’t mean anything. Yet his feet, feeling heavier today than they ever had, led him straight to the church at half past eleven. There was no-one and nothing there. He stood, stunned for a minute. Then the church bells began playing. They rang truer and more beautifully than any bells there had ever been. They were laughing and crying with joy and the sound spread throughout the town. Derek turned towards the steeple where a warm golden glow shone. He saw a four angels, their wings of silver and light. The light grew and grew, the bells rang. And Derek knew everything would be okay. Ending 2) The day became a hazey blur of unreal conversations, interviews, bland and meaningless words of support, flooding emotions and so many tears. Time didn’t mean anything. Yet his feet, feeling heavier this night than they ever had, led h
Ahh Look I Did A Real Blog.... Whoopty Frelling Doo!
It has been way to long since I have seen this side of me! And I must say it dose make me happy to see its return! Hiding ones self is never a good thing to do now is it! The pain is long gone now! And I’m happy for that! Yet the lingering effects of it seem to haunt me! I used to say “I am pain! I am misery!” I laugh at that! I am not that I am me!…… and I am something to be feared at times! I cut to live was my favorite poem! Dedicated to Sophie a ……. friend of mine! I stopped listening to dark music…. But that just opened my head to the reality of why I started to listen to it!… to night as I write this I am listening to the Rasmus! One of my fav groups! Mmmmmmm the relive a lot of pent up things inside me! Do not fear me! I am just a puppy in wolfs skin! I have no teeth just a sweet smile and a happy laugh! But tell me what lies beneath that smile? Can you tell me? I haven’t bloged in nearly long enough! So now I am! I’m in love! She is Suzan!….. And I’m happy that
PROVIDENCE Derek sighed as he passed over his last-five pound note. He eyed his two drinks somberly, the edges of his mouth turning slightly downwards. “There you go, love” said the barmaid as she passed the change over to his side of the bar. He looked at the coin, sitting solitary in a puddle of warm beer. He felt sorry that this coin should to be the last one standing, as it were. It peered back at him like a cold, lonely, lost soldier on the coast at Dunkirk. “Thanks, Bess,” he said, as he picked up the wet pound coin and dropped it in his pocket. “Just enough for a bag of chips.” “What’s that, Del?” “Nothing, love. Just looking forward to my bag of chips on the walk home.” “You’re not walking home in this weather?” “Of course I am.” It was long walk. Four miles to the other side of town. And yes, the weather had turned in the last couple of days. The long mild autumn had turned bitter and the golden red canopy that sheltered suburbia was now a brittle carpet that crunch
Did U Know?
THAT I LOVE MY BABY BOY!!!!!!!!!! *dances* ^.^
Deeds Of An Angel
DEEDS OF AN ANGEL Alex winced as sharp bursts of pain pierced his eyes; a third car in a row failing to dip its headlights. His contact lenses were scraping like sand with every turn of his eyeballs, the air conditioning system making them dryer by the minute. His cheeks were wet with salty moisture and his nose had begun to run. He looked once more at the dashboard but failed to find the air-con controls. That was the problem with these modern cars. The cockpits were more like those found in fighter planes. Not that he was behind the times. He just found the rapid changes rather bemusing. He shook his head as the GPS system pinged for the fourth time that minute. “Your next turn is in fifty yards on the left” the polite american lady told him. “There isn’t any bloody turn.” He shouted. He was regarding the nice american lady with more and more disdain. Worse, as he had never even planned a route, didn’t know how to and even more annoyingly, couldn’t switch the damn thing off. He
Our Company
Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up With A Vagina For A Day...
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. (repost of original by '~* Txsweetbeauty*~ Delsi*s Babygirl *' on '2007-01-12 03:27:35') (repost of original by 'Rasko_69*Txsweetbeautys BabyBoy*' on '2007-01-12 03:50:57') (repost of original by 'aDoRkAbLe BiTcH!!' on '2007-01-14 09:47:52') (repost of original by 'TalonsHell aka By
The Best And Most Beautiful Things
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart and soul."
Some People ...
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same. ~ by Flavia Weedn ~
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For Every...
For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it. ~ by Ivan Panin ~
You Know You're From Texas...
You know you're from TEXAS... This is GREAT!!!!! *You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Waco, and Amarillo. *A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. *You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. *You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. *You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. ****You measure distance in minutes. * *Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. *You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. *You know cowpies are not made of beef. *Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. *You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. *You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
When Travelling The Path Of Life
"When travelling the path of life, and finding love along the way, Everything looks new and different. Little do you know it is the same old landscape you used to see all of the time; Love has just given you new eyes."
Good Morning Everyone.
Hope everyone had a good weekend:) Graphics Glitters
~ By Unknown ~
Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost, sometimes unrecognized, but in the end, always found with no regrets, forever valued and kept treasured. ~ by Unknown ~ From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven. And when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, their streams of light flow together, and a single brighter light goes forth from their united being. ~ by Unknown
Things To Thing About!!
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like, Night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future
You don't know what you've got til it's gone...I've seen a number of friends, family and neighbors have to leave before their time was up...and none of us will get out of this world alive; all we can do is make the most of what we do have in this world. Spending time with friends and family is the best thing you can do.
I will be off line and out of town today. I am taking my mother to Erie to be with my brother who is having hip replacement surgery.... Have a great day everyone.... Hugs and Kisses Lisa
My Cool Picture
Rain Dops
Pitter Patter, the rain drops Seem never to end. When you think it’s all finish, Pitter Patter, you hear it again. The blessings God gave us, Straight from the heavens above. Glorifying us with showers Expressing his love. They seem like tears Which sometimes gently washes away? All our sorrows, all our fears. And after, a brighter day. Then comes the sunlight Beaming through the sky, Makes us give more thanks To the almighty on high. As in the beginning, he made The heavens and earth Man also in his true image We were created And now give birth To a beautiful day With sun and rain Life’s precious commodity We must all maintain. Written by Ainsley Carter aka coolmccool
if you know me you'll see why i think this is funny! no need to thank me fellas 1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that. 2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up. 4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care. 5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement. 6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small t
Random Thought
Billie Holiday awakes from a long night of drug induced satisfaction with a hangover of stifled emotions. A train wreck smashing through the back secluded walls of your mind. Question life's choices and you have no hand in the matter. Things begin to suddenly come together to only have your heart ripped out through your mouth. A girl that was raped, sitting in the corner of a room with razors for thoughts. Just when all your romantic dreams come true the reality slaps you in the face and you wake up in the middle of a TV show about dysfunctional families. Betrayed by yourself to save the faith of your new born enemies that were once friends. Mistaken game of Russian Roulette turned on your close family. A soundtrack of evolution to your inner downfalls of revolution. Achievements & Failures. Happy now! Currently listening : Not Fucked Enough By The Reatards Release date: By 27 September, 2005
Laws To Live By
"He who apeals to the law is either a fool or a coward. He who Can not take care of himself with out that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you, if I die, you are forgiven." --Such is the rule of honor." "peace is a lie, there is only passion.through passion, i gain strength.through strength, i gain power. through power, i gain victory. through victory, my chains are broken. the force shall free me." the Sith Code. "i 'd hate to advocate Drugs, Alchohol, or Insanity to anyone. but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson
2007 Avn Awards - And The Winners Are...
The AVN Awards were held at the Mandalay Bay events center in Las Vegas over the weekend, and the list of winners is in. Here's a few of them: Corruption - a gritty, intense drama with plot and character as well as sex, from Sex Z Pictures, a studio that three years ago didn’t exist, came up seven times a winner. Jules Jordan - Jules, who recently went independent, took home seven awards at this year's show. Fashionistas - This John Stagliano (Buttman) sequel won three awards, including Best High Definition Production. It has been a Las Vegas revue for two years. Eli Cross - Winner for Best Director for the 3 disc epic Corruption. Sacred Sin - This feature, directed by Michael Ninn, won five awards, including Best Music, by guitar god Eddie Van Halen and Loren Alexander. Jenna Haze - Jenna Haze won for Best Oral Sex Scene (a five-man blow-bang) in Jenna Haze Darkside. Haze made what Jim Norton called “the greatest acceptance speech I’ve ever seen.” She said, “I have to say I lo
- Get Your Own
Well Then....
I'm just bored, waiting to fall asleep so I thought I'd come on here and write something.. what? I have no clue yet.. Had a great day today.. played really really really horrifically shitty pool.. got a few good shots in, but overall, I was a Loser with a big L! Some creepy heebie geebie guy was kinda bothering me and my friends.. calling us Charlie's Angels and telling us to dance and stuff.. kept trying to touch me.. I brushed it off for the moment, but was about to get pissed. I think I need to learn some karate or something! Otherwise, the place was full of drunken people and unfortunately for them, I was not one of them. I had only two shots.. a Washington Apple and something called a Cowboy Cocksucker.. I have no clue what was in it, but it was good! :) Anyways.. anyone got anything interesting going on? I guess also for my friends and stuff.. here would be your chance to ask me questions.. I don't know alot of you... and well, if you're on my friends or fan list, th
Dark Thoughts!!
I sit here and feel my life slip away. Is it because of the cold night or is it because of the ice in my heart. When you left me , I was fine . But now that your gone I'm empty of me. Does that mean I was yours, or is it just another trick. For my heart still beats. My blood still flows. So what is this feeling that I'm feeling. Is it death or is it life. As the wind blows on my pale face. I feel this heat from deep within, is that life's little spark, or is it your knife. As I wonder this, I hear breathing. I turn to see a shadow of you. Your riped and bleeding, yet like me your still here. So this is what it's like to be Death's lover. As Death takes us for a spin. One last dance my love, then forever night. So we spin, as we do more life slips. Until we are nothing but shadows of blood. Who will rise once again, who will be lost in night.
Im A Cancer With Green Eyes, What Are You?
Repost with your sign and eye color....Then everyone knows how you really are! VIRGO: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. LIBRA: Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet. Amazing in Bed. Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with, they'll make you cry. The most irresistible. ARIES: Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Tak
What I've Been Up To Part 5
What i've been up to so far in 2007 well i spent new years day at home and then for 3 days i watched the cricket test match between Australia and England and then on the 10/1/07 or 1/10/07 my time i had to deal with the fact i have no best friend in my life anymore and it was a sad and hard day for me because it was 1 year ago since the friendship ended between me and my now ex best friend Geoff after a 16-17 year friendship all because of a way overprotective and jealous mother and is a control freak of her now 34 year old soon to be 35 year old son and she would answer his mobile/cell phone even if he's standing right next to her at the time i ring him up and i am not sure how 2/14/07 will go for me my time only time will tell i guess until the next part of this blog series take care people from Bruce
Jet Black Stilettos
she's begging for a photoshoot with the devil. lips curve; you're hanging off every word. disillusionment takes its toll on her pretty eyes, her pretty thighs, her pumping heart that won't give up. it's a craving for disaster, but they always liked her strewn across the floor. always quick to get a fix of charming wit. she's dressed in renegade and smells of expensive perfume laced with lust. when walking turns to running and running turns to regret; all that's left is a mad dash to escape the paradox she likes to call reality. what's to fake? orgasms & good taste? how about some restraint? another shot of vodka to take the edge off; dignity seems miles away. it's getting serious now. another fix; this time cashed out in naivety and missed opportunity. it's getting deeper now. we're all magnificent liars, anyways. one last dance before she breaks, in those jet black stiletto's used to tear through burning hearts. with a mouth like quicksand and a face like chloroform, it's best to shoo
Best Fren Competition
I entered my Babygurl aka Whoda in the above mention competition becoz I knoe she deserves to get recognized... I knoe a few of u on my frens' list knoe her as well so you knoe what Im sayin is true! So get out there n show her you love her by rating her entry and comment bombin it as much as you can! Contest ends this saturday....Dont forget to read the other stories as everyone's a winner :D Click on the pic to comment away or go to Thanks in advance!!! ♥
Kid Jokes
What do golfers use in China? China tees! What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy! Why did the child study in the aeroplane? He wanted a higher education! In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions! Lions, in the Park? Well, dandelions! What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot? I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret! Why are goldfish red? The water turns them rusty! What is the best hand to write with? Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
Thought # 1
WHO am I refering to when I say " HE, He'll , and Him " ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ lol he'll laugh at me when I tell him how stupid I just was LOL CHRIST he'll yell at me if he finds out Im still awake at 5:39 am He did act wierd today tho Oh well LOL Im wierd too LOL I miss him so much tho I wish he was here with me.. : ( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Concert Photos!
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A Cock Sucker's Poem
A COCK SUCKER'S POEM If Ecstacy forever enticed me Your ass would work and rock, Deeply within its tightness I would swallow all your cock. If Ecstacy lived within me, your shaft would never go down. I'd find your cock was in my mouth, And I'd suck you round and round. If I strived to find intensity We both would make great noise. Explosions could hold no candle To the groanings we would voice. If I made love for my eternity All my ecstacy would be with you. I would fuck and suck your hard on each and every lifetime through. If I sucked your sexual juices, I would swallow your every drop. I would treat you like my fountain, And your orgasm would never stop. If I could cum for you forever, We would savor each others wads. Our lips would be pressed together As we pleasured each others bods.
Welcome To My Mind !!!!!!!!
In these blogs will be my inner thoughts. written as I think them for example...... " Man I wish he was here " Everything I think inside my wild mind, while I am on this site or just on my computer lol will be put here. ALL KINDS OF THOUGHTS.... Like right now... " why not just let everyone get to know me alittle better " everytime I enter a thought the subject I put for each one will be like this " Thought # 1 Thought # 2 and so on lol.. LOL heres the thing.... you all gotta try to figure stuff out.... In each thought of mine at the beginning there will be intructions to do something. FOR EXAMPLE- if it says to guess who " HE " is you try and guess of course. You will have 7 days to guess the answer, everything you have to do in each thought will require an answer. After 7 days I will edit the blog/thought and add to the subject ( answer is ) and at the end of the thought will be the answer in caps. I AM SORRY there are no rewards but in awa
I love strippers. but I'm not one. so please don't assume so. that is all. thank you, and goodnight.
i know this is just a cute little thing but i can definately tell from the lack of any attention i have gotten means only 1 thing..... means i have been way too tolerant of listening to smutt coming from the bulk of the men whom speak to me.... i've been rather friendly up to this point but i can see now that means, i guess i'm back to wearing the B***h hat again if you are a guy and want to talk to can treat me with dignity and repect (as all ladies deserve) or you all can go F**k yourselves many razor blade kisses, -Hell
Im So Bored I Cant Sleep
well damn its 430 am monday morning im so bored i cant sleep and cant even think of anything to write about an post here in my blog cause i already did that and its kinda funny concidering when i get so bored i write and write and no i dont know what to write thinkin maybe if i write i get tired..but hell no didnt work.. so nowim sitting here at my desk while everything is soooooooo damn quiet i can hear the frogs and birds and slight breeze blowing by...damn im bored
If I Dont Leave Any Of These Heres Why.....
My Aol.. doesnt seem to be able to work as fast with this site as it does with other sites so If I dont leave you any comments please dont take it personal it has nothing to do with you. Its my stupid AOL. LOL If we are talking on the shoutbox thing lol and I disappear its mainly cus my aol stopped responding and I either had to reboot aol or my whole computer. well thats all for now... Peace.
Because Of You
Please Stop By And Help Out My Sexy Friend To The Next Level!
This guy is a real sweetheart so stop by and rate his pics, leave comments, whatever you can to help him level up. Thanks so much!!
I am disgusted with them how they manage to multiply how they crawl on their bellies and lie. How theifs and crooks, how liars and cheats can hold so much. how are they allowed a happy family? Does god really smile on those who help themselves? Is this our end? is this the final curtin for my kind? Why do the good ones win last, why do we wait at all. is its ones destiny? does fate pervail in the end? this i'll never know. But for this much i know for sure, i will never give in.
Something I Made..
Stuck Between Two
what can i do? Stuck between two? One i have loved since i was just only knee high. the other the one i can trust with my life. Between my shoulder in which i lean and my heart in which leads me. am i doomed to be between the two? I cannot pick which one my heart sings to. Both so strong so sure in their want both hold beyond the words to compair apart. Do i dare? I am stuck between my highschool crush my childhood love and my best of friends i know and trust. to pick one is to disregaurd the other to break a heart so tender. is it a crime to hold them both? in the same spot within my heart? i am a monster this i know for sure for to lose either of them would mean my end.
Slipknot Chipmonks
Basic Rules For Cats Who Rule The House
Basic Rules For Cats Who Run A House DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer it with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs. GUESTS: Quickly determine which guest hates cats the most. Sit on that lap. For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select fabric which contrasts well with your fur. For example: white-furred cats go to black wool clothing. NOTE: Velvet takes precedence over all other cloth. For the guest who exclaims, "I love kitties!" be ready with aloof disdain, apply claws to stockings or arms, or use a quick nip on the ankle. Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything -- just sit there and star
Funny Shit
Prayer Time
Read only if you have time for God. Let me tell you, make sure you read all the way to the bottom. I almost deleted this email but I was blessed when I got to the end God, when I received this e-mail, I thought... I don't have time for this... And, this is really inappropriate during work. Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is... Exactly, what has caused lot of the problems in our world today. We try to keep God in church on Sunday morning... Maybe, Sunday night... And, the unlikely event of a midweek service. We do like to have Him around during sickness... And, of course, at funerals. However, we don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play... Because. That's the part of our lives we think... We can, and should, handle on our own. May God forgive me for ever thinking... That... there is a time or place where.. HE is not to be FIRST in my life. We should always have time to remember all HE has
A Story That Bears Repeating -- Ashley's Story
I hid out for the first six years, then I began speaking out, when your partner is "the law" it's a lot harder escaping the hell you call home. If this story can help anyone you know, let me know about it, & pass it on. My goal for this year is to make the awareness of DV a house hold name & to eventually erradicate DV. ********MY STORY*********** **********When is it okay to be hit & cursed at by your ________________? (Fill in the blank here> Spouse>Partner> Boy Friend> Friend?) When I: (A) Don't have the house cleaned. (B) Don't have dinner ready! (C) Don't have everything perfect! Or when (D) I've done something he doesn't like. If any of you answered any of the letters, You got it wrong. The CORRECT ANSWER Is NEVER. IT is NEVER okay! DUCKS: Have you ever felt like you lived in a box? Everything is okay as long as ALL your ducks were in a row-BUT if a duck was missing, or you weren't sure you did everything you were supposed to do before he got
Dungeon (pictures)
Silent Night
Bohemien Rap City Chipmonk
Crying For You (pain Without Love)
Torn and broken, Broken and torn. Torn between the silence that isnt so silent. Broken "Its okay to be broken I didnt need those pieces anyways" Words so fashionably molded into my heart strings. Cant seem to hold back the emo. I would fall before you just once. I would bow and be swept away rather then not hold these moments. I held the lyrics in my throat as it swole. The pulse of a broken heart arose once more. "Pain without Love" Became a new meaning tonight. Reading the inscriptions you laid on the board tore be beyond life. I related to it all. I knew it all. I know it all. I feel it all. Why so far away? This always happens and I cnat seem to keep the far things I want to stay. They never stay and they never say goodbye. I dont want to loose this time. My glass boots found their way on my feet this evening. Walking amoungst the destitute sorrows i wound in a forest of agony. Cracked heals, but still trudging along the way. My motionless body finding its wa
Corey Is Beyond Sexy
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME" *under 60 points= not too sexy *from 61-300 points= pretty sexy *from 301-599 points= VERY sexy! *600+ points= beyond sexy!!!! A=100 B=24 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=200 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23 Don't forget to add your name at the bottom!!! 1. COREY - 844 BEYOND SEXY!!!! See I don't have to bring Sexy back because it never left.
Ok It Is Pretty Bad When I Can Tell They Are Off Key In Chipmonk Mode
Worst Person
Friday, December 01, 2006 Current mood: annoyed We start with the Bush Administration - It was officially announced by major news outlets on Monday that Iraq has now decended into civil war. But the Bush Administration seems to disagree. They say that Iraq has just reached another level of sectarian violence and is not a civil war. They also claim that it's Al-Qaeda's fault. Then at the silver, President Bush - Obviously this man has a hearing and reading problem. Or he just doesn't get it. Shortly after the meeting between President Bush and Iraqi Prime Minister Al-Maliki, it was announced that the United States will not be pulling out of Iraq and will not consider dividing Iraq into several autonomous zones at the request of PM Maliki. What the President forgets is that he works for the citizens of the United States, not Maliki. Finally, the winner, Newt Gingrich - He wants to restrict free speech in the media and on the internet. What worse, he said this during
Mr. Lonely Chipmonk
A Flower Wraps My Heart
A Flower Wraps My Heart As I sit here all alone I no longer feel apart, I feel so sweet and pretty As a flower wraps my heart. A flower wraps my heart And a smile's on my face, I no longer sit and wonder Cause everything's in place. The sunshine hits my skin In my soul, there grows a light, It shines forever strong Even through the night. The pain has disappeared And I make a brand new start, I found the love within myself Because a flower wraps my heart.
Dont Phunk With My Heart Chipmonk
Worst Person
Thursday, November 30, 2006 Current mood: annoyed For the Bronze: Bob Kearns - President of the Loma Linda Homeowners Association in Colorado. He wants a homeowner to remove a Christmas Wreath in the shape of a peace sign because he says that it is an Anti-War protest and possibly satanic. If that wasn't bad enough, he fired the entire hownowners association board when they refused to comply with his order. It's a peace sign, as in peace on Earth. Somewhere in hell, Satan is laughing his ass off. And the Silver: President Bush - There are reports out now that Mr Bush will accept Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's resignation on December 29th so that he will become the longest serving Secretary of Defense beating out Secretary Robert McNamara of President Kennedy and Johnson's administrations. Brilliant... Finally, the Gold: President Bush - Now that the mid-terms are over, the President thinks that it is a good time to raise $500 million dollars for his Preside
I never stopped to realize How lonely I would be I never thought the day would come When you'd grow tired of me Your voice was never sweeter Than the day you said goodbye You'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry If I knew then what I know now You'd still be kissing me Instead there's someone else's lips Where mine used to be I say hello and wish you well Each time I pass you by But you'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry You never looked so wonderful As the day you walked away I used to say, "I love you" But that I could not say I can't forget you No matter how much I try You'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry
A Chance On Love
A Chance On Love Love is wonderful, fulfilling and kind Only with trust can i have peace of mind I thought I've felt this feeling before Shall I open my heart up, to another sore? Without Love, life is dull and grey Troubles and fears always heading my way I can't help this feeling, it won't disappear Will I shed yet another tear? For with loves lost, heartache does follow How can life be full of so much sorrow? But without love, life is not And so I have yet another thought One by one, love will take it's chance Hugging and kissing, and being romanced I don't know now, what I feel, I don't know if this feelings real One day I'll know and I'll decide The man I'll walk with side by side
Russia, Korea, And Iraq
Saturday, November 25, 2006 Current mood: shocked At the bronze we have the FSB & Vladmir Putin - They poisened one of their ex-agents for being openly critical of their government. What's even worse, they chose to use a poisen that does not even kill him all that quickly. He instead died a slow painful death. At the silver, South Korea - It's funny since I now live here but I have to put them on this list. The South Korean government recently announced that they will not be assisting the world community with interdicting shipments to North Korea. Their flimsy excuse is they are afraid that the North will dissolve their armistice. And the winner, The Iraqi Militiamen - Who allowed six sunnis that just left their mosque after praying to be burned alive. The Iraqi Militiamen, Today's Worst Persons In The World!
Ok My First Male Chipmonk Version Close Yet Far
Are You A Real Man?
It Takes A Real Man IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO LOVE WOMAN Only a REAL man can take on the challenge of a woman's passion. He can hold on even when she's buckin and thrashin. A REAL man loves the feel of a woman's breasts. And definately appreciates her in all of her sexiness. A REAL man can handle a woman's desires Her softness and wetness just sets him on fire. A REAL man will love her without any shame And tell anyone who asks, "She's the best in the game." A REAL man will honor the beauty within And be thankful that all that goodness is his. A REAL man will appreciate her for who she really is. And cherish and love her no matter what anyone says. It takes a REAL man to love a lady To hold her close and to call her his baby. So, to all of the men out there: If you think you're a REAL man Who's seeking a treasure Look for a REAL woman Her love is without measure. We are easy to find Just look a
A Real Man
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises. 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS YOU on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you. 12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask que
I Have A Dream
My Love For You
MY LOVE FOR YOU I would sell my soul without hesitation Give up all that I own without reservation Walk to the ends of the earth for you Is what I would be prepared to do I would be prepared to lay down and die If it meant you would never have to cry If I could take all your pain away Leaving you only with happy days I would do it for you without a doubt Because to me that is what true love is all about
Rumy, Bush, And The News
Saturday, November 25, 2006 Current mood: blah We start with Donald Rumsfeld - Underfunding the training of Iraqi military and police personel. He thought he could do Iraq on the cheap. Only got fired 3 years too late. Then there's President Bush - Completely ignoring the situation in Iraq and the American publics wishes. Instead of facing the problems in Iraq, he decides to take a Asian tour where he reminds all of his critics that he does not know history and just does not get it. The Winner, News Corp - For trying to buy off OJ Simpson dead wifes family so they could air the interview and publish the book anyway. And somewhere Satan is just stoking the fires for Rupert Murdock. News Corp and in extension Rupert Murdock, Today's Worst Person In The World!
Passion Nd Desire
If passion were a flame of fire, That burned into my soul; I'd be consumed by this inferno, By you who makes me whole. Just like the moth who can't resist, Who's drawn into the fire; I dance around the flickering light, Of passion and desire. I look so deeply in your eyes, At the hair I long to touch; I hear my name come whispering, 'Cross lips I need so much. My heart is filled with longing, I stand too near the fire. Again I'm drawn by the music, Of passion and desire. My hands reach out to touch you, I live for one look from your eyes; I whisper your name in the quiet times, My love too strong to deny. I dance to the tune of your music, I sway in the glow of your fire. Ever drawn into this inferno, Of passion and desire.
Talk To My Body
Talk to my body Oh my god Is me he holds Sliding deep within My secret folds I feel the heat We have set the goal He fills my body My heart My soul Together As our bodies rock We find that place That special spot The moistness Of our love combined The scent is heavenly Our bodies entwined My mind is racing My body taunt Bracing itself Is more i want Now here i am Gasping for breath To end this now I would rather death Hands clenched tight Muscles twitch Here comes the light What an itch As my body spasms With him inside He welcomes himself Along for the ride As he spills his seed With a sudden need I can hear myself That moaning plead As fulfillment and peace Enters body and mind A promise I make Not to leave him behind As I lay with my head Now close to his heart I know that we Wont be far apart For as long as his body Can talk with mine I know that our love Will last for all time
Black Shadows
The tears that once drifted down my cheeks, raining wind blown statue that was once blood and bone now but mere stone.My empathy binds me tight with stone of marble that barely lets me see the light.The endlessness of unrest, The hunger within, Pain withers my soul.It always seems empty when the stars burn bright in the heavens that be. I now stand quietly stone instead of flesh after my bloody tears weep no more. My cheeks are cracked and brittle, It is as if they won't bleed a drop for evermore. My eyes  closed behind the darkness of the stone where hunger plagues my soul. It is waking days and endless nights of hunger that walk with me with this unrest mortalized in stone.The black shadows of my closed dead eyes begin to feel the warmth in the shadows of the hazy light. A death song that echoes through my being traped in the stone that captures my soul. My being is taunted by  the voices that call forth I hunger for blood inside this body of stone.My journey walks like death beyound
Talk T O My Body
Talk to my body Oh my god Is me he holds Sliding deep within My secret folds I feel the heat We have set the goal He fills my body My heart My soul Together As our bodies rock We find that place That special spot The moistness Of our love combined The scent is heavenly Our bodies entwined My mind is racing My body taunt Bracing itself Is more i want Now here i am Gasping for breath To end this now I would rather death Hands clenched tight Muscles twitch Here comes the light What an itch As my body spasms With him inside He welcomes himself Along for the ride As he spills his seed With a sudden need I can hear myself That moaning plead As fulfillment and peace Enters body and mind A promise I make Not to leave him behind As I lay with my head Now close to his heart I know that we Wont be far apart For as long as his body Can talk with mine I know that our love Will last for all time
sometimes i wonder what is it i am actually doing with my life. Most of my hopes and dreams have burnt up in reality, as a kid i wanted to be a great chef and i used to love cooking -but six years in restaraunts killed that i rarely ever cook and its been bout six years since i quit the kitchens. i like doing art but my vision is never what ends up in the end product and the years ive been doing it my skills have barely progressed by the time i have it right i will be sixty, my job barely gets me by i havent gone grocery shopping in over a year. and the monthly ramen supply doesnt count. i lack vision and drive. where do you go from here how do you unbury yourself from suffocating in the life you lead without damaging the few good things in it. and all people ever seem to offer up is why dont you go to school but what good does school do if you lack motivation and money is a factor in that and bout $10k in the hole i dont think debt will help me anymore without a specific end rout.
The Fox, A Bush, And The Police
Tuesday, November 21, 2006 Current mood: Outraged! We start with Fox News: A memo from senior Fox News vice-president saying for anchors to adjust the news towards a conservative political slant. Coincidentaly a few hours later, Fox News says that Iraqi's are cheering in the streets after the Democrats victory and Rumsfeld's resignation. Next we have President Bush - "We'll succeed unless we quit." So says President Bush as he visited the country of Vietnam. Obviously, President Bush needs a history lesson and a reality check. The American Public has already stated their opinions with the mid-term election. Leaving Vietnam did not cause the end of the world, neither will leaving Iraq. We have paid enough in blood. The Winner: UCLA Campus Police, who tazered a UCLA student at least 4 times at a UCLA library for not producing an ID card even after the student attempted to leave after he was asked to. Excessive force much? UCLA Campus Police, Today's Worst Persons
Be Youself
if no one likes you for who you are, they are the ones missing out on you. :)
The Need
The Need As she reached her skilful hands around the back of his muscular neck, she grabs a handful of his beautiful hair between her long, strong fingers. Forcefully, she pulled his pouting mouth to her slick, wet lips. She kissed him then, first with her lips, then with her tongue, sliding it between his teeth, forcing her entrance, tasting his sweet mouth, pearl white teeth bite down on him hard, just hard enough to cause him to gasp. Eyes wide, breath held, he pins her to the bed, he will show her now. Strong hands hold her arms above her head, soft lips devour a nipple, teeth bite back, hard, just hard enough, but still no cry for him to stop. She doesn’t ever want him to stop. He slides himself along the top of her exquisite body, still her arms are pinned above her head, one hand is all he needs, long thick fingers penetrate her, testing her, seeing if she is ready for him. He can feel her body arching towards his hand, he teases her pulling b
I Have Brown Eyes
Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They tend to reflect the sky they are staring at far too often as they are lost in daydreams. Their power comes with the strength of the winds, be it summer breeze or wicked tornado. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. When they do fall in love, it's usually after sex and before committment. They fall prey to passion and never fear looking someone else in the eye. They are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They will always EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days. -Green Eyes- Sex Addicts!!!People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, people with green eyes are very cute and love to cuddle. They have long lasting relations
Shadows In The Rain..
It was very late., Shadows cast and misty as the rain was coming down in a light steady drizzle. It was the type of drizzle which makes the city relinquish the steamy warmth so overly humid. The rain comes down and pools on top of the valleys of sweat. All from the drizzle and the hue cast humidity that relinguishes ones soul. The first I realizeation that I was not alone was when the stench of a swell. It came from far away. Enough, so, that it could have been said to be steadily creeping up on me between the rain drops.As it had finally caught up to me and encircled itself around so that I had to notice the stench it imposed. At once it was a friend and a mystery. It was everything forbidden in abodeing and everything I ever seemed to want. Quickly, I turned at a glance to find where it had come. He was leaning against the old rusty gates that was part of a building. From which the rain splating aginst the rim of his faded dark cap and sliding down his black leather trench coat. I sh
Merry Go Round
ever wonder why it is that one must go thru so much heart ache and stress to survive? always the people who need help, can't get it and those that really don't need it seem to get it. a stuck revolving door.
Worst Person
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 Current mood: annoyed At the bronze: Whoever dropped the ball on updating the ID system that reflects my proper military status. They still show me as active duty, so when I tried to get a base ID for a job last Thursday I could not. I have been out of the Marines for 5 years. It does not take that long to update the system! So now they are costing me money. Thanks for taking care of the veterans. At the silver: The United States Postal Service - Whoever thought it was a good idea to play catch with my desktop computer and had butterfingers. Thanks guys, now I have a big dent in a $170 case and both hard-drives, CD burner, and DVD burner are busted. All total, about $700 in damage. At the gold: Chad Conrad Castagana - This is the man responsible for delivering the letter of white powder to Keith Olbermann and others a few months ago. (See my blog dated Sept. 29) He recently got caught by the F.B.I. making some more deliveries. Well
So Far From Chaste...
Private Rainstorm
Private rainstorm As I lift my face to the greying sky I can feel the drops of rain sliding over my eyes They mix with the tears I cry for me, for you, for us My own private rainstorm I can’t breathe with this heaviness in the air I open my lips and let the wetness gather on my tongue Drinking in the freshness and try to regain the moisture in my mouth I feel as though I have hands clasped around my throat... tight It is hard to swallow this distance I have created between us Warm raindrops try to wash the loneliness from my body Wrapping themselves around my skin and trying to make me one with them Trying to fill the crevasses that have been empty for too long Rain’s sweet scent clings to my hair as I try to wipe it from the sides of my face Each step I take draws me further into my own thoughts The slickness of my skin reminding me of moments filled with passion The sweat on my body from giving and taking while making love to you I step into a puddle and the spl
Music Video Codes By Music
This Is For Debbie
debbie i dont know what i keep doing to make you keep blocking me but if it's about the bullitens i write those cause those are how i feel. they are not towards you or your friends. just people i come accross with. so talk to me and tell me what it is ok? you ca at least do that right?
Man Eater Chipmonk
My Son
3 Way Worst Person
Monday, November 06, 2006 Current mood: frustrated Today I am going to do something a little different for Worst Person. We have a three way tie for Gold. The Bush Administration A color code chart was recently released to the media that shows that Iraq is basically going to hell in a hand basket. The Bush Administration wants to find out who leaked the chart and does not even try to deny or explain themselves. Diebold Makers of the extremely easy to hack voting machines who brought you the results of the 2000 & 2004 elections. These machines can be hacked and your vote changed in less than a minute. They also tried to stop HBO from airing a documentary that reflected that fact. John Negroponte, director of national intelligence Posted on the internet documents found in Iraq showing how to make a nuke. What is even more sad is this info is 12 years old and he was making it like it was new. We already knew about this. It was given to the IAEA before the war.
Ok Now The Chipmonk Version Wannabe
Hey Everyone.
how is everyone today? im doing great. work is good now i need to find someone who wants me. you know of anyone? lol
My Family
Lol Sorry Had To
For D.l.s.
im sitting here, listening to the song i used to play for us all the time, and wonder why the hell you did what you did to me. what did i do to deserve to be broken like that? yeah, sure i cheated on you, but i also broke up with you after i kissed him to be with him. and when i screwed it up with him, i came crawling back to you, once again thinking you were the only one who would take me as i was. looking back, i realize i deserved a lot more better than you. I was a good fuckin person until you came along and messed everything up. this is your fucking fault. all of it. all my problems that i have now lead back to you. ALL OF IT! YOU FUCKING YOU! YOU FUCKIN DID IT! GODDAMNIT WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE? WHY CAN'T I GET YOU THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A CONSTANT FUCKING PRESENCE IN MYGODDAMN LIFE? i'm so tired of having you in my head. i'm so tired of being scared you're gonna show up again on my porch. and i'm already prepared for that
storm Your kisses are so gentle, Your touch, butterfly light, But that is not what I want, On this dark and stormy night. I want you to let go, Of all those warning bells, I want to throw myself at you, With a growl like a huntress from hell! I want to feel you enter, With a little carnal lust, I want to hear us both cry out, Under every forceful thrust! I want to feel your lightning, And hear the thunder inside, I want you to open the floods, Of passion forced to hide! My thoughts are as dark, As this electric stormy night, I succumb to your gentle kisses, And your touch.. Butterfly light!
Worst Person
Sunday, November 05, 2006 Current mood: amused At the Bronze: Convicted Rep Bob Ney of Ohio, who resigned on Friday. It's about time. He was convicted of influence peddling with Jack Abramoff. Why is he on this list? Because it took him almost a month to resign. He was convicted in the beginning of October. That means the Tax payers of Ohio have been paying this convict for the past month. At the Silver: the Republican National Committee, who over the last week has aired grossly negative ads with racism, and quotes saying vote for democrat, vote for terrorists. We don't need the terrorists to make us afraid. We have the Republican Party. At the Gold: Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, on Monday all four military publications are publishing asking for the firing of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. They are saying that the military has lost confidence in him. HA HA! Donald Rumsfeld, Today's Worst Person in the World!
Ok What The Fuck Is This
So Confused!!
i have NO idea whatsoever how to work this page..its not like myspace...
Oblivion (first Poem Ever Wrote For Spike)
a deep lamentating purple sprawls out across the skies filling the heart, the soul the mind with malencholy sighs cherubs soar like little dreams through everlasting love their wings flutter like whispers soft to carry them above the stars appear as holes on the darkenned curtain of night through the holes in the curtain glimmer bits of heavens devine white light pinkish hues define eternity dizzying brightness tickles the land my dreams are made of angelic love come along----- i offer you my hand
My Rules By Popular Demand Part 1
So attempting to come up with an interesting analysis of my own personal rules was an idea given to me. However I didnt realize what kinda job this was gonna be...THANKS COOKIE ya Popcorn Fart! LOL........ So here she goes I am gonna wing it. Within each individual there are a set of rules and regulations. Some predictable, others so complicated it could take days to understand them. Now rules like any can be set upon different aspects of origin. Some from the straight moral value of personality. Some from family tradition. Or ones like mine that are completely composed for protection. Being burned so many times in this life, there have come to be a form of technicalities that have to be maintained while indulging the respect of me. I never voice these expectantcies and will hardly ever let anyone know they exsist. I couldnt tell why. More than likely because it is a code of conduct I follow more than letting anyone else know they do too. These commandmants of me are simple, bl
Why Do People Not Consider Mlk Day A Real Holiday
Ok...I don't usually do this type of stuff, but I read something tonight that really ticked me off. There is a mum on one of my friends page asking if people consider MLK Day an actual Holiday. Now. some of the answers were it should be and some were it should not be because of certain things. Not going to reply to the naysayers, but I have to say this. This is the only Holiday...THE ONLY HOLIDAY...African Americans can consider their own. I'm not racist by a longshot, but I just can't understand why some white people don't understand the importance of this man to us. How many people do u know have put their life on the line for their race just to have them be considered equal to others. And, I'm not talking about in other countries, because it happens all the time. Would U have been able to weather all the criticism, hatred, racial slurs, beatings and all that this man went thru, along with the other leaders of the Civil Rights Movement. We celebrate this day because he
Chain Hang Low Chi[pmonk Version
Bear Troubles
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
Worst Person In The World!
Sunday, November 05, 2006 Current mood: aggravated At the bronze: University of Phoenix, yesterday I received an email saying second notice on that $1100 that I owe them. What a bunch of greedy bastards! All they want is their money and instead of giving me solutions, I get a bunch of B.S. about how I should take out a personal loan to pay them. It's interesting since they were the people who canceled the school loan that was going to pay them. Oops! At the silver: The Republican National Committee, it was recently released that the RNC used a republican telemarketer to flood the DNC's phone lines during the 2002 elections on election day therefore blocking the DNC get out the vote effort. The RNC of course claims they never authorized that. At the gold: Conservative Evangelical leader Ted Haggard, who is an adviser to the bush administration and lobby's against gay marriage. He buys drugs and pays for gay sex from a male prostitute. Now besides the illegality of
Hehehe Lean Wit It Chipmonk Version
My Power
My power today lies in opportunity. I lay it on the line, take a chance, and look for signs of positive encouragement. I am open to new worlds and am actively patient in expanding my connection, increasing my standing, or waiting for my "ship to come in," but "if I can't get to the party, I will bring the party to me." I am empowered by a sense of responsibility and a readiness to believe and receive and I transform through creative resourcefulness.
Promiscuos Girl
Hurah For Grandma, She Is My Kind Of Woman!!!
HURAH FOR GRANDMA, SHE IS MY KIND OF WOMAN!!! Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC: "There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America I politely declined to take one. "An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. "The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq ?' "The old woman looked up at her and said, 'Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again. I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it." God Bless America!
Saturday, October 28, 2006 Current mood: annoyed At the bronze: University of Phoenix, I only took one class with these people and I got a "C-". I contest that grade but that does not matter. Because of that grade, the class is not transferable. Basically, I wasted over $2500 with these assholes and have nothing to show for it. I still really hate University of Phoenix. At the silver: President Bush & Donald Rumsfeld, President Bush is trying a new slogan of Iraq setting "benchmarks". Same policy, new packaging. Rumsfeld says "No, we are staying the course." Rumsfeld is just morally and intellectually confused. At the gold: Rush Limbaugh, This week he has been attacking Michael J Fox for doing a campaign ad for a democratic candidate. He says that Fox is exaggerating his Parkinson's disease and is "off his meds." Fox's meds are what keep him going. The shaking is caused by the medication. What a moron! Limbaugh then gives a phony apology and further criticize
New Year
Well here it comes. New year has roled around yet again, and I'm becoming increasingly alarmed by the fact that the older I get the faster this seems to happen. Plus I appear to have done fuck all of great importance over the past year. Hell I'm only 27, in 10 years time new year will have come around in the space of a fortnight and my grandest acheivement will have been getting out of bed! I'm currently watching Bridget Jones Diary, a stiring and wonderful call to arms for floundering women the world over! And like our Bridget I have decided to pull my finger out, and take controle of my life! So here are my resolutions for the new year! 1 - Will loose a shit load of weight, finally feel comfortable about my body. Will no longer feel self consious about stretch marks or the odd patch of celulite, if I was ment to look like Heidi Klumb I'd be stupid! Will stop reading fashion magasines, they are the work of the devil! 2 - Will take controle of my finances and stop panicing
I'm Bored, Some One Talk To Me.
What the subject line said, I'll buy you a beef jerky!!
First Crush ( This Is For My Husband...spike)
i saw him in every stop sign and on every little flower i dream about him every second of every everlasting hour i drooled when i first saw him and my heart skipped a beat i am in love with the hottest guy i ever saw who is extreamly neat all the girls would ahhh when he walked into a room each one hoped that he would be thiers someday soon i wanted to kiss him but the other girls were chicken i had to hurry up for the clock on the wallwas already ticken so i walked right up to him and looked him in the eyes i puckered up for his big surprise i leaned forward for that special kiss i leaned a littl more an then i missed (this is not a personal narrative)
Nominees For Worst Person
Friday, October 20, 2006 Current mood: annoyed At the bronze level: This one is personal to me. University of Phoenix Online. When I explained to them I was moving to South Korea and would not be attending school for a while they were fine with it. Then I get an email yesterday saying that because I have not gone to school in more than 29 days, they canceled my student loans and I owe them over $1100. That is not the worst of it. First thing, as far as I know, I am paid in full. The second thing, they say the only way I can continue my education is to pay them that money first. The worst part is, in order for me to do that I need my GI Bill money. I get my GI Bill money by going to school….oops. On top of all this, I have been put on academic probation because my grade point average is too low. They claim I have a 1.66 GPA. Hmm, I seem to recall only taking one class from them so far and I got an 88% in that class. Yep that is a 1.66 GPA all right, nope. Morons.
Watch Me Bleed
i sit alone and drink sometimes i sit and think or play my guitar and wonder where you are I write a song about when things were easy I feel the pain again the walls are closin in they try and take me away it gets harder each day I pray so hard each night that ill be set free I remember when things were easy I fallen once again please save me just a helping hand is all i need dont leave me laying here to watch me bleed
Tuesday, October 03, 2006 Current mood: Disgusted At the bronze, Condileezza Rice current Secretary of State, former National Security Advisor – For denying reports that C.I.A. director Tenet warned her of Al Qaeda threat in July of 2001, lying to the 9/11 commission to that fact, then lying to the public. For the Silver, President Bush – Who promotes incompetence and for not holding anyone, including himself, responsible for the administrations missteps with Al Qaeda, Iraq and Afghanistan. The gold goes to Dennis Hastert Leader of the House – for covering up the fact that Rep Foley was a pedophile then lying about the cover-up, all to protect the Republican majority in the House of Representatives. Just wrong, no matter what party is in power. Representative Dennis Hastert, today's Worst Person in the World
Help Me Please?????????
so im in this contest for best man (or woman thanks to me) in uniform... im the only female and would like to make a statement with this contest! i wanna show everyone that females are just as good, if not better, than the males!!!!!!!!! so u wanna help me out?? i really hate askin for help like this, but this one is different... thanks to all in advance that help me!!!!!!!! ~hugz~ CONTEST NOW OPEN!! The 1st winner gets a 3 day blast The 2nd place winner gets a Silver motorcycle or a Dianond ring and earings. Comment bombing is allowed No self commenting No disrespecting the other cotestants GOOD LUCK YOU GUYS!!! Click the link below to vote.
Liars And Hypocrites
Saturday, September 30, 2006 Current mood: annoyed I am a fairly tolerant person. But there are a few things I just can't stand. Liars and hypocrites. That is why my next nominees for worst person in the world are on this list today. At the bronze level, The New York Post, who is owned by Rupert Murdock who also owns Fox (Faux) News. Keith Olbermann, the host of MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann, was recently the subject of a terrorist threat. Now the reason why noone knows about this is because the FBI and New York police department asked Keith, MSNBC and other news organizations not to say anything during the investigation. The New York Post decided that this was a perfect opportunity to throw a few zingers at Keith due to his sudden surge of popularity. They released the story in which it criticized Keith for supposively exaggerating the whole terrorist threat deal. The problem is, the New York Post has now compromised the FBI's investigation by releasing in
Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up With A Vagina For A Day!!
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...Oh wow, this was some funny stuff! 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. My response for this list is as such: ==================================== 10. I like cucumbers and zucchini anyway! (For eating that is!!) 9. I squat over a mirror for an hour and a half anyway! (I have issues, what can I say!) 8. I can do a split! (Martia
* Galactic * Heart * Of * Love *
Much love to you always in all ways !
Life-n-the Fast Lane
Sometimes it may seem easier 2 tell a lie. But its really easier to tell the truth in the long run! To all the fakes and foneys who think they have everyone fooled, remember, what goes around comes around, 10 fold!
Celestial Love
I think that I might fly away, in my hot air balloon, And hide from worldly worries on the dark side of the moon; There’s but one thing I need before I float into the blue: I need a sky companion and I want it to be you. We’ll fly beyond the storm clouds and we’ll watch from up above, I’ll cover you in rainbows as we feel each others’ love; You’ll shower in the stars at midnight in our special place, I’ll dry you with a comet’s tail and kiss your beaming face. Dreamy drifting panorama, changing every day, Every night your loving smile will be my milky way, The moon will wane before us, sailing there in heaven’s height, For nothing else can challenge our love’s everlasting light. Venus shining on us, glowing soft at our devotion, Our daily drifting dalliance in love’s celestial ocean, I’ll write you lovers’ poetry, and you will be my muse, Orion and Andromeda will oversee our cruise. We’ll sleep with clouds as pillows, maybe steal an angel’s wings, Then fly as m
To Mister Little Penis
If a lady said. NO! That means, NO! When you ASSHOLE, big shot, LITTLE DICK ASSHOLES. Whant to have all your friends give someone a 1, because they wont go out with you. Why dont you come over and play a game of JACK DANIELS CHESS. with me? Read the blog first numb-nutts. I might even let you meet PMS!
My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
New Nominees
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 Current mood: annoyed Nominees for worst person in the world are as follows: At the bronze level, Fox News and Chris Wallace. For trying to ambush former President Bill Clinton, then acting all smug when Clinton turned the tables on them and they succeeded in getting a rise out of him. At the silver level, the United States Senate. For reaching a deal where the President of the United States can interpret the Geneva Conventions as he sees fit. This is a dangerous precedent set by our government that shows the rest of the world that if we can ignore the Geneva Convention, so can they. Finally at the gold level, The Bush Administration. As if convincing Congress that torture is not such a bad idea was bad enough. The recent resurgence of the Taliban in Afghanistan just goes to show that we are fighting the wrong war in Iraq. There are not enough forces in Afghanistan and the Taliban know this. So much so, that they are gathering in eve
Starting Today I am going to repost all of my worst person blogs that I have written over the past couple of months. The idea of the Worst Person in the World is not mine but was taken from MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann, a fantastic news show. And now, the Worst Person in the World.
What Love Profile Are You?? I'm A Libra...
Libra - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You are open minded enough to date outside your typical "type" ... successfully! You are diplomatic - and likely to end a fight instead of dragging things out. You are easily loyal and faithful, but only for the right person. Your negative traits: You're a bit gullible, and partners take advantage of you. You still may not know it. You find it difficult to decide where to go to dinner, what movie to watch, who to date... You have to be in a relationship, or else you just don't feel like yourself. Your ideal partner: A smooth talker who enjoys socializing as much as you to. Someone classy and cultured who knows which wine to order with dinner. Is beautiful to you - although not necessarily attractive in the traditional sense. Your dating style: Romantic. If your date comes bearing flowers, wine, and poetry... well, your heart soars. Your seduction style: Giving. Your lover's pleasure is as important as you
You Say Stay
My love, I have tried with all my being to grasp a form comparable to thine own, but nothing seems worthy; I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer’s day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as thee, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual is an ensnarement from which there is no release. But I do not wish release. I wish to stay entrapped forever. With you for all eternity. Our hearts, always as one.
To Blog Or Not To Blog
So sitting up way too late again for me but what's new. If you know me then you know I don't sleep very well at night. Trying to figure out if I should write up this blog or not. It's been a while since I have laid things out there or even written up the next chapter of my Cherry Tap chapter story. I've been doing a lot of thinking recently (which can be quite scary at times) and have found it difficult to come up with a lot of answers for the questions I have. I question the fact of why I have the ability to be an empath. What makes it so that I have to be able to feel exactly what everyone else feels and then I feel the same way they do? Why can't I just not have that ability? Is it simply because it allows me to judge someone's character and be able to relate to them, heck if I know. Then there is the question of why do I get visions in my dreams for things that are supposed to happen in the future but yet I don't remember them until they happen? Just tonight I had two
Wrote For A Friend "carl"
Weather This weather is perfect for sitting in, With a lover, Holding each others hand, Stroking hair, yearning for no other That weather was wonderful for making love in. With a lover, Holding each closely as the pair became one. Glaring intensely into each others eyes. His weather was astounding to walk along side the shore with, Every individual ray of sunlight, Incandescently gleaming upon her sun kissed skin. How she yearned the never ending night. Tonight’s weather was typical of the feelings inside. Though now it was made obvious she could no longer hide, Alast she had fallen a her lovers eyes.
Wrote For A Friend (carl)
fair weather I wait in the eve for his presence As he visits me within mine own dreams He stands in the midst in a garden Above, stars and moon are agleam His hand is outstretched to take me Beyond this garden so fair And I so eager in spirit and heart To follow this gentleman there Though I know not where we are going No fear is there felt within For I know that he who is with me To my needs with much skill he will tend. We travel beyond the garden And through a densely, wooded path My trust immense, and I follow Never questioning where we are at He silently leads me in darkness With only the light of the moon And whispers ever so softly; "My dear, we will be there soon." No more had his words been spoken Than I spied this splendour in awe Then becoming even more grateful That this gentleman for me had called 'Twas a mystical land of wonder Felt as soft and plush as velvet And the breeze there, equally sweet Hovering above us, twinkling stars That shone l
To All The Doa Players
I found the movie trailer
One With The Night
one with the Night In the light of the full moon Naked I wander searching for you Dancing in the moonlight One with the earth One with the night Softly I call your name As I dance around the flames Of the candles burning bright One with the earth One with the night I hear you call to me My heart is beating so fast Soon you are within my sight One with the earth One with the night I see you in the candlelight Naked, you come to me and soon we will be One with the earth One with the night
Deeper Than Skin
Deeper than skin... Can we go deep? Deeper than skin Sharing hidden desires Shall we begin? Can we go deep? Ignite the fire inside Letting go Giving in Inhibitions- push aside. Can we go deep? Unchaining our souls Releasing the passion Of dreams never told. Can we go deep? Get lost in the abyss Can we go there? With a sensual kiss Can we go deep? Deeper Than Skin No limitations Shall we begin?
Moonlight Love
Moonlight love Come to me So our souls can unite Let passions run free As we dance in moonlight For so long You left me yearning Now it is my turn To leave you burning We’ll take it slow Stroking the flame I will make you tremble I am far from tame This is no illusion A fantasy come true Carnal pleasures Between me and you Let me taste your excitement Experience you will savor Just remember To return the favor Touch my body Make me shiver Penetrate deeply Make me quiver I can’t get enough Make love all night Naked flesh joined In the moonlight
Summer Night
Summer night Kissing you passionately Holding you tight Making love to you On a hot summer night You make my blood boil You make my skin burn For you I ache For your love I yearn Our bodies full of pleasure We flow with ecstasy Making sweet love I’ll be your fantasy We’ll soar to heights We’ve never known before Tease and excite me Make me beg for more Explore my body Fill me with your love Go deep inside We’ll fly to heavens above Explode within me As I scream your name With you my love Pleasure is sweet pain
The Ocean Says Hello
View from the parking lot. Rock face. He looked pretty stern. This separated all of us. I think the pictures of this with my manual camera will come out better. I just liked the texture. Big hunks of sand would fall into the creek and make this wonderful noise... too bad my camera can't share the sound. This cave has seen action. Ahhh, bliss. I could never be so cold and so happy. Intense situation: self-portraits while driving Highway 1.
New Aunt
Tonight i became a aunt again. I am so happy she weighed 7 lbs 8 oz and was 21 in long.. Her name is aidhlinn but its pronounced avelene.I am so preoud of u sis.Ty love all of u.. if u could show them some love i would realy appreaciate it. ty have a great weekend everyone...
The Hopeless House Wife..
Oh me oh my Get out of your 1950's fantasy, Your face shines with misery transparently Spew out that sobering Half-assed victim rhetoric Make 'em all squirm While they chew on it It's a secret handshake And a passing wink of the eye As the witches bridge club weekly Meets to pen the tail on the sly But they never ask Why oh why don't we raise our voices to the sky? Instead you're mute And fawn just waiting to die Like some kind of hopeless housewife But you can change while you're alive And let 'em all know At least you tried To kill the demons inside Oh me oh my Damn your transcendental paralysis We can work together And make sense of this Don't be so sure You can chuck it all away You've got to proceed No matter how bad you want to stay It's a natural cause And a comfort zone There in your head And the world turns away As you tap the snooze button in bed But nobody can hear a word you said Your history was never read Instead you're mute and fawn J
The Black Matinee
I tell the stories of the world gone cold. Of the last harrowing breath of life. Of the sweet happenstance innocence of Death's footfalls. Won't you join me for a pint of sorrow? Won't you entertain my wish to entertain you? Then ladies, draw your shawls across those pearly naked shoulders. Gents, leave your bumbershoot at the door. Put a nickel in that young doorman's hand and come in, show up early, nestle up a choice seat. And please, enjoy, The Black Matinee.
I'm Sorry (borrowed From A Repost)
From: The "nice guy"... I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pi
Medical Problem
So as much as some of you could care less but since I don't have anything to hide, I found out this weekend that I have blood clots in my legs. I've had one for a while that hasn't done anything yet and one burst earlier this week causing severe bruising. Before you start feeling sorry for me I've done some treatments and have minimized all effects. Just thought I would share with my friends the things that happen in my life.
Cajun Chicken Pasta
INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 pound rotini, cooked according to pkg * 2 tablespoons butter * 2 skinless boneless chicken breast halves, sliced 1/2" thick * 3 cloves garlic, minced * 1 bunch green onion, chopped * 2 tablespoons Cajun seasoning, or to taste * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 1 teaspoon ground red pepper (cayenne) * 8 ounces heavy cream * 1 green bell pepper, julienned * 1 red bell pepper, julienned * 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, quartered * 1/2 cup parmesan cheese, grated PREPARATION: Cook rotini (or similar pasta) according to package directions. Drain; set aside. Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add chicken; cook, stirring frequently, until browned, about 6 to 8 minutes.Add garlic, onions, Cajun or Creole seasoning and ground black and red peppers. Add bell peppers and mushrooms; stir to combine. Cover and cook for 5 minutes. Uncover; stir in cream and let simmer another 2 minutes. Stir in
Chicken Tortilla Bake
Chicken casserole with tortillas, tomatoes, and other vegetables. INGREDIENTS: * 3 tablespoons olive oil * 1 cup sliced onion * 1 large clove garlic, minced * 1 tablespoon chili powder * 1 teaspoon ground cumin * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 can (14.5 ounces) diced tomatoes * 6 corn tortillas (6-inch) * vegetable oil * 1/2 cup sour cream * 2 cups shredded Mexican cheese mixture or Monterey Jack cheese * 2 cups shredded cooked chicken * 6 canned whole green chiles, cut in half lengthwise PREPARATION: Heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add onion, garlic, chili powder, cumin, and pepper; cook, stirring frequently, for 5 minutes. Place onion mixture in a blender container; add tomatoes. Blend until smooth. Add remaining 2 tablespoons of olive oil to the skillet over medium-high heat. Stir in pureed tomato mixture. Cook, stirring constantly, until sauce cooks down and thickens, ab
Making Voices Heard
"We cannot silence the voices of those we do not like, but we can do everything in our power to make certain that other voices are heard." -- Deborah Prothrow-Stith
Morning Devotional
INTROIT: Hail Bright Maiden of quicksilver delight, shine upon me... Thy morning blessing, which, like the new dawn, refreshes my Spirit and lifts my heart with song. Blessed Be. MORNING PRAYER: Lady, You dance on hilltops in eternal disarray, Springtime entangled in Your hair, eyes sapphire ice glowing to soft rain. Like birdsong Your voice, or crystal's silver song; Your laughter shakes the trees --- and the earth gladdens. So Mote It Be. MEDITATION: Morning is just another face of night; If morning was a part of you, what would it look like? How would it feel? We carry our mornings within us--- Let them out. DAILY AFFIRMATION: In the Name of the Maiden: I will choose joy today. CLOSING PRAYER: Thanks to Thee Bright Maiden for Thy love and care, for green laughter and fire-edged dew, and for Thy blessing, a most precious jewel. So Mote It Be.
Sesame Chicken Recipe
Chicken breasts are cooked with sesame seeds, butter, Parmesan cheese, and spices then served with optional orange sauce. INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 cup bread crumbs * 1/3 cup sesame seeds * 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese * 1/4 teaspoon ginger * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 6 chicken breast halves * 1/3 cup melted butter PREPARATION: In a shallow dish or pie plate, put bread crumbs, sesame seeds, Parmesan cheese, ginger, salt, and pepper. Dip chicken pieces in melted butter, then coat thoroughly with the bread crumb mixture. Place chicken breasts on a baking sheet and bake at 375° for 45 minutes, or until chicken is tender. Serve with orange sauce, if desired. Makes 6 servings. Orange Sauce * 1 tablespoon butter * 2 tablespoons flour * 1 cup chicken broth * 1/2 cup orange juice * 2 teaspoons finely grated orange peel * 2 tablespoons sugar * 2 tablespoons vinegar * 1 tablespoon lemon juice
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever!
Chicken Casserole Recipe
Chicken casserole is made with a whole chicken, onion, carrots, celery, rice, and almonds, along with other ingredients. INGREDIENTS: * 1 whole stewing chicken, about 5 pounds * 3 1/2 cups water * 1 medium onion, sliced * 1 carrot, cut in 4 slices * 1/2 cup celery with tops * 2 teaspoons salt * 1 bay leaf * 6 cups cooked rice * 6 tablespoons chicken fat or part butter * 6 tablespoons flour * 1 cup half-and-half * 2 cans (4 ounces each) sliced mushrooms * 4 ounces chopped pimiento * 1 cup toasted slivered almonds * 1 cup soft buttered bread crumbs PREPARATION: In a large kettle or Dutch oven, combine chicken, water, onion, carrot, celery, salt, and bay leaf. Cover and simmer for 1 1/2 hours, or until tender. Cool chicken in the stock; remove from stock. Remove skin and take meat from bones; cut into bite-size pieces and place in a medium bowl. Pour about 1/2 cup of stock over the chicken; cover and ref
Dizzom World
COME TAKE A TRIP TO MY WORLD WHERE YOU CAN HEAR ALL MY ALBUMS 4 FREE!! THANKS AND HOPE YOU HAVE A BIG YEAR!! "POPPA DIZZOM"(THE ULTIMATE HUSTLE) CHECK OUT POPPA DIZZOM NEW MUSIC 4 THE LADIES AND CLUBS!! AND COME VISIT ME IN MY WORLD! DIZZOM WORLD(WORD ON THE STREETS) COME B MY FRIEND AND LEAVE ME A COMMENT. THANK YOU!!! THE DIZZOM Add a myspace jukebox to your profile. Dizzom's current project is gaining momentum among the club scene. Written by TONY CHRISTIAN and POPPA DIZZOM, “DAMN U LOOKIN GOOD” is a celebration of todays urban women of all shapes, sizes, and color. Produced by TONY CHRISTIAN aka AUTOPSY for RHYMES OVER MATTER and featuring Miami R&B sensation J-Shin ,“DAMN U LOOKIN GOOD” is one of those songs that everybody loves, from the hardest gangsta to the most sophisticated lady. Heavy bass, strong hook and aggressive vocals combine into a southern-crunk crossover classic.
Daily Devotional 1/14/07
January 14 - Daily Feast Volume II Many trails lead away from the right path. Our feet wander far for answers to the same questions our old ones sang about and prayed over in the quiet of their own thoughts. Do we have new problems? No, it is the same one, tsv s gi na, the enemy that tries to rule our thinking and actions. He comes dressed in circumstances that will entice us to his way. But he is still the same old enemy who keeps trying. There is nothing new under the sun. The same devils that tried the souls of ancient men have a new vulnerable generation - and not enough are aware of the danger. ~ From here on I want to live in peace. ~ GERONIMO - APACHE "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 14 "It is a native tradition to sit in a circle and talk-to share what is in your heart." --John Peters (Slow Turtle), WAMPANOAG The talking circle is also a listening circle. The talki
Chicken With Angel Hair Pasta
Chicken recipe with angel hair pasta is made with chicken breasts, broccoli, garlic, and Parmesan cheese. INGREDIENTS: * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 2 teaspoons butter * 3 boneless chicken breast halves cut into 1-inch cubes * 1 carrot, sliced on diagonal into 1/4-inch thick pieces * 1 1/2 cups frozen broccoli florets, thawed * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 12 ounces angel hair pasta or linguini * 2/3 cup chicken broth * 1 teaspoon dried leaf basil * salt and pepper, to taste * 3 tablespoons Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Heat 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 teaspoon butter in skillet over medium heat; add chicken. Cook chicken, stirring, until chicken is cooked through, about 5 to 7 minutes. Remove chicken with slotted spoon to paper towels.Add remaining 1 teaspoon oil and 1 teaspoon butter to skillet; add carrot and cook, stirring, for 5 minutes. Add broccoli and garlic to the skillet and cook, stirring for about 2 minutes longer. C
Four Cheese Chicken Bake
Four cheese chicken bake with wide or lasagna noodles and cheese, including ricotta cheese, mozzarella, Parmesan, and American or Cheddar cheese. INGREDIENTS: * 8 ounces lasagna noodles of wide noodles * 3 tablespoons butter * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper * 6 to 8 ounces fresh sliced mushrooms * 1 can cream of chicken soup * 1/3 cup milk * 1/2 teaspoon dried leaf basil * 2 tablespoons chopped pimiento * 1 1/2 cups ricotta cheese or cream-style cottage cheese * 3 cups diced cooked chicken * 1 cup shredded process American cheese or mild Cheddar * 1 cup shredded Mozzarella cheese * 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Cook noodles until tender. Drain and rinse with cold water. In a skillet over medium heat, melt butter. Sauté onion, bell pepper, and mushrooms until tender. Stir in cream of chicken soup, the milk, basil, and pimiento.Place half of the noodles in a 13x9-inch bak
Walnut Chicken Breasts
Chicken breasts baked in foil packets with a bread crumb and walnut dressing mixture. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * lemon juice * 6 tablespoons melted butter * 3 cups bread crumbs, toasted * 1/3 cup finely chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped celery * 2 teaspoons parsley flakes * 3/4 cup chopped walnuts * 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt * seasoned salt and pepper PREPARATION: Mix together bread crumbs, half of the melted butter, onion, celery, parsley, walnuts, 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt, and enough water to moisten. Lay out 4 squares of aluminum foil, double thickness, and butter generously. Make a mound of stuffing on each buttered square of foil then place on baking sheet. Brush both sides of the chicken with lemon juice then with the remaining butter. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Fold foil up over the chicken to make individual package. Bake at 350° for 40 minutes. Open packages to expose chicken and bake 15 mi
Allright!!!!.....who Forgot To Pay The Heat Bill?
I figured it was time for an update. LOL. Last time I wrote it was under so much happier circumstances. Joshua is growing like the boy he is. At last weigh in he was up to 9 lbs and 3 ozs. He is a happy baby and he is doing his family proud with being the only child that doesn't like cameras. He smiles a lot.....laughs.....loves his baths....and loves his hair washed, but to try and catch any of this on film is next to impossible. For the past few nights we have been down to about -18 degrees. Everything is freezing and I really want to know.....what happened to the heat. This is definitely the time that I wish I did not have to leave the house at all. Stay home, fireplace on, curled up in a blanket with arms folded securely around me, watching a movie. But, in the real world, there will always be work. LOL I am getting ready for a vacation.....but as backwards as I have always been, this vacation is not to a sunny resort in the caribbean.....LOL. I think when I arrive, the snow
To You My Angel
I fell for you fell hard feelings were created for you but now there gone could they still be there inside of my broken heart bottled up inside seeking to be seen by you for what they are can you see the truth that I know I know I screwed up that I cared but maybe too much could I start over take back all that was said said out of anger would that matter to you would u give me one more chance and accept my feelings feelings that I only have for you I dreamt of you cryed for you and woulda died for you I need you want you think of you cant seem to get over you I look at your pictures and notice every detail every thing in the picture jumps out at me jumps at me as beauty why did it haveend this way the way of hate I wnated you I still do I need you I still do why did I get so jealouse when I hano right to be just see this for what it is a cry of help a plead for another chance to show u my feelings that my feelings are true that what i said
Just a bit bored tonight was wondering If any ladies wanted to chat give me a line, hope to hear from someone, first blog am new here so want to get to know people have a great night all
~~raise The Banner And Support The Troops~~
Staying The Course Or Do You Want Your Kid In A Shooting Gallery!
- "The action I have taken tonight is indispensable for the continuing success of [the] withdrawal program," Richard Nixon said in 1970. - He said this when he announced his decision to invade Cambodia and increase American involvement in a failed war. It was five years before that "withdrawal program" was complete. - How many years will the Iraq failure take? The president looked awful and sounded worse last night. Other than admitting he had been wrong not to send more troops in the first instance — his version of his mistake in this mess — the president had nothing new to say and nothing new to offer. Story continues below... - So what if the country is against him. - So what if the Congress is against him. - So what if Iraqi leaders, whom he claims he is relying upon, don't want the additional troops. - George Bush is going to send them anyway. - How do you stop a president who has lost touch with reality? - The president's plan is likely to lead
I Walk Alone
I wish I could fall in love Once more I've been awfully lonely for an awfully long time It makes me so sad, inside, that there seems to be noone out there just for me.. Who gives me that.... that.... one and only feeling I yearn for it so much I could scream out so loud and long until all remaining life and soul is sucked from me I feel utterly alone.... Nothings changed
"w/e Cunt" So He Said....
Today i was rather unappy with a person who seemed to show just not how to treat a lady and how assinine people can be in their decisions. A guy on my yahoo IM'd me begging me to turn on my cam so he could supposedly "see your beautiful face." I highly doubted that was all he wanted. There was something going on there. After telling him no politely he refused to accept the word no. I told him I dont turn it on often and today I was buisy around the house doing chored and comming back to type. I wasn't around. He insisted i turn it on. At this point I knew he wanted more than just to see me. I told him it was annoying that he was asking me so much and starting to beg and to wait until a time that I approved for him to view it. Otherwise he should just accept that I did not want him to view it. He insisted I had lied to him about having a camera (which i have not to long ago aquired. and recently got to working on my slow computer only to have it break down here and there and refuse to w
My nephew is 6 years old and lives in NH, and he is so ill noone seems to know what to do-he is living in the hospital now with a steady 103 temp for 2 months now-plz pray for him..thankyou
let the past be the past Live each day as if its your last Dont hold on to regrets and dont hold back let your self be free to enjoy life
A Song... Funny
Gwen Stefani Wind It Up
Is She Really Out There For Me?
I sit in front of my computer day in & day out, thinking to myself..."is the woman of my dreams out there?" & if she is where is she? why hasn't she materialized? I'm not a hard person to get along with...actually I treat the woman I'm with maybe too good...I do all the thing I think women like...mostly I do them out of habit...I used to be a personal security guard for nude dancers...this means 2 things...#1 I've seen lots of naked women there for I'm comfortable around this type of thing...#2 I've learned to treat them like ladies no matter what they do for a living it doesn't make them bad...when I left the club all the ladies cried...this tells me one thing...I was doing everything right...what gets me is how I always get this..."I got a man" are all the good ones taken? what woman doesn't like to be held & told she's beautiful? I don't know what's going on...there's just too many games being played & too much's acually been a long time since I've felt something real...w
On Top ~ A Sensual Expose ~ Please Do Comment!
ON TOP A Sensual Expose (ADULT CONTENT- I want comments!!!!) the urge strong fierce and bold to ride to ride til the world subsides nothing left but skin on skin to slip and slide no words no need to disturb the flow you feel it I feel it the deep tensed thrust and rocking hips to the bounce of my breasts hand grasp hair in fingertips your chest the nest for raking nails pelvis tilting in sensual bliss like a tilt-a-whirl round and round left on high no brakes to slow me now gyrating to the sound the musical hum of two bodies entwined in a sensual wind pleasure primed your eyes gliding up and down my form desire peaking from your honeyed lips and passion glazed stare arms stretch to pull my hair nipples taunt beg for more as I find in you sweet release riding you my love slickened beast the morning comes but I cum first as you do too and then we slee
Yearly Neologism Contest
"So once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words." The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a
My Heart Was Hurt The Day You Left Me
The day you left I thought something was wrong with me But the thing was i didnt need you at all For i did not shed a tear I did not cry for in time i know i would be alrite You never thought td be fine My heart is healed and i am fine.
I just couldn’t bear to sleep alone anymore So I slept with everything I owned. It all kept me company. The pills and vodka and nicotine are all I need. Ever. I will fuck your trust You know it’s misplaced Find an orifice and fuck it raw I never deserved a kiss on the face I enjoy saying “If I don’t come back, I died” And then not coming back for weeks. Did you miss me lovie? No? I didn’t think so. I’m feeling a bit feverish And all I want is for him to get me all hot. Reject.ion. Braking faces is like cracking your bones It feels so good, and you cant seem to stop. Oh my pretty. Die with a smile. Pinky promises are sacred. And I’m sure they can be held up in court. I pinky promise that everything will be fine. So I can spend the last of my days alone. I pity the fools who believe in second chances. And redemption, and repenting You’re too beautiful for fables.
How Do I Tell Them?
So here iam once more at the blogthingy.....yes i said thingy!lol....I made my decision....And for thoes who dont kno what i made my decision on well sit back and let me tell you the story....ohhhh.."This story contains sometin...dont kno what but it has somethin...viewer descression is advised"LMAO....Well my friend and I were talking about Montreal together and were both are from there and we promissed eachother that once were both out of high school that were goin to move back there....soooo about 2 months ago they said"whens the next time your goin back to montreal?"i told them i dont kno...they sid that they got into McGill and was leaving the last week of i had lots and lots of time to think about it and i thought about it clearly...i kno im goin to be leaving my friends and family here.......but im comming back at Christmas.So heres my do i tell the rest of my family and friends that im moveing?....oh and ya....( moveing to Montreal...i alrea
Guatemala Women - Disturbing News
As many of you know, I have been on a Mission trip to Guatemala in 2003 and during the past years I have been an advocate for the victims of domestic violence (whether they are men or women). While on my mission trip, I had the opportunity to speak with Churches and other programs that were springboarding to help aid women who were being in domestic violence situations and trying to bring about a change in the social networks and programs to become stronger advocates for the women involved in domestic violence situations. Disturbing, though, is a burlb I read tonight in the Ms. Magazine (Fall 2005 issue) on pg. 32 under their "Dispatches Global" section about various advocacies around the world. The focus of this particular blurb though is about the Guatemalan women: "At least 247 women were violently murdered in the first six monght of this year [remainder that this blurb was written in 2005], adding to the 527 women killed in 2004, according to a recent Amnesty International
This Is For All The Fallin Soldiers We Lost
Remember Me Remember me when flowers bloom. Early in the spring Remember me on the sunny days. And the fun that summer brings Remember me in the fall As you walk through the leaves of gold. and in the winter time remember me In the stories that we told But most of all remember Each day- right from the start I will be forever near For i live within your heart.
Ears To Hear
Blinded miscreants. Endless parade of numb souls. A barage of dramatic interludes. Not one sence in it all. So complicated and yet demeaning. Heavily upon a distressed mind. You all scurry and scamper in such fiendish manners. Not even god above understands such order. Not that he even made such attempts. Punish us all the the faults of the dumb. Brush away the remains for another day. Scraps are what we are left with. Picking the garbage out from between out teeth. Born to die. I speak not to be heard, scream to be scorned. A gamble I tend to take. Nothing to lose, nor to be ever gained. I just do and I just be. Me. Forever entriaped in the shell of a loser. Filled with the encapsulation of a prodogy. Its gone all so terribly wrong. Past the point of what I can remeber, seeking out what I left behind in a fearful escape. (PISSED OFF) I have not the will to be sad. I have not the strengh to cry. I have but one thing to truly call my own. Demonic inlightment.
Well its sunday and tomorrow is a holiday but I am on call all week from 6pm-6am which is good and bad. Means i dont go in to work unless called but have to have my phone available at night. Means should be online a lot more since i ahve no life outside of work... Lets see 3/4 of the football teams i wanted to win did. Only the Chargers screwed it up, so go Colts and Saints. Other then that pretty average weekend
I swear sometimes I just don't understand peoples logic. I guess that is what keeps life interesting. I receieved a text from my ex the other day, and again today I recieved one, yet in his text today he was asking if it was still my phone number. How the fuck would I have answered him the other day if it was not my number? I am really starting to wonder why all a sudden he is trying to get back into my life. Is he afraid of becoming a father and trying to bail on his girlfriend? I would not help him move back here if that is what he wants. I have no respect for cowards or people that walk out on their family. Family is really important to me, and I hope someday to have my own.
This Is Why Women Love Cats
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My Hero
You are my hero and my reason for life You were the on I ran to in the middle of the night You taught me right from wrong You taught me that nothin is free in life You taught me to get respect you must give it For now i know that you are my hero Even though you are gone I will always and forever be strong
The Good And The Bad
01-06-07 I'm finially making our big announcement, we found out that I'm pregnant! I'm about 6 weeks along. We are just hoping for healthy. So much has happened I'm still reeling over it. I found out about a week ago that We are expecting, since them I have already got all the appointments and paperwork done for any expecting mom. A few days ago I started cramping andcalled the doctor. We went in and did an ultrasound and saw our baby, and its heart just beating away. Later that night I started spotting so I worried and called the doctor, they said it wasn't common but it wasn't unheard of when you do a vaginal ultrasound for spotting to occur, and that if it got worse or tissue started to come out to go straight into the ER. Well today I took the kids to Wal-mart and got their pictures taken, which you will see in my pictures. I realized that I was bleeding heavily not too long after that and went straight to the ER. I don't know too much right now other than I have been put on
Lancatser High School
1. Who were your best friends? brandy leigh-ann byrdic 2. What sports did you play? starting q back 3. What kind of car did you drive rode a big bright yellow thing 4. It's Friday night, where were you? During football season, the games or either out with the friends drinkin 5. Were you a party animal? a lil when i wasnt workin 6. Were you considered a flirt? sure was 7. Ever skip school? wow yeah i mostly skipped lunch got high and went back and slept the rest of the day haha 8. Were you a nerd? never studied slept all day and made straight a's 9. Did you get suspended/expelled? never suspended nor detention but i did get expelled simple possession at school 10. Can you sing the fight song? yes 11. Who was your Favorite teacher? student teacher miss richardson 12. Favorite class? smoking in the boys room 13. What was your school's full name? lancaster high school's 14. School mascot? bruin 15. Did you go to Prom? hell yea 16. I
Second Best
Warning if you cant handle it. Get out now! Everyone has times of reflection of anger and self loathing this is my time. Since no one is forced to read these things there should be no bitching. What the hell is with with people? How can you claim someone is everything you want then treat them as though they are second best? Like they are little more than a notch in your belt. An why the hell do we fall for it every damn time? Why cant we find the switch that tunes out the need to belong and to feel love. An when the hell did love become the chains which bind me to hell? What is wrong with me that I could crave something which rips away at the very core of me. Sometimes I wonder if I would be happier if that part of me could die... Yeah that it for now its even depressing for me
i'm in the sexy bbw contest i am here to ask all my friends and fans to vote for me right now i am behind i'm second place it isnot bad i judt kinda want to try to win if now oh well i wa sjsut hopeing my friends would blast me with love tyvm hugs and kisses
Helpful Hints For Mardi Gras
1. Anyone that asks for beads gets beads. Pretty simple huh. If someone asks nicely for beads they get beads even if they don't want to flash* for you.(they don't have to be your best beads) 2. Be friendly and polite. Again pretty simple. If your asking strangers to flash* for you you should be nice about it. 3. A friend with beads is a friend with needs. (or something like that). If a dude asks you for some beads to hand out and you have beads to spare hook a brother up(3 to 6 strands is fair or more if they give you some cash). Also if he is pressuring his girlfriend to flash* you might want to give him a few bead tip(or give her some extra if he's a dick). 4. If someone flashes* you for beads, give them some beads weather you wanted them to flash* you or not(see rule one). If they are by some chance not up to your standard of beauty, now is not the time to tell them(see rule 2). Just say thanks, wish them a happy Mardi Gras and move on. I am including this be
I cut myself to see how much I bleed. To feel the pain to see the blood. Calms my nerves puts me at ease The pain of it all. Blood and Tears are my life it's all I know. From one pain straight into another. Will my life always be like this?? Is the question i am always asking myself. I know I am well loved, but will i be missed? I know that several would miss me, but i dont think anyone else would.
Stupid People
i hate people who trash other peoples shit just cause they whoever said my pic of my pepper was nsfw you are just a hater.don't hate me cause im beautiful hate me cuz ur man thinks so!
Hope For The Best
*Made in the USA : Spoiled brats* > >> > >> The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll > >> data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, > >> right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are > >> unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the > >> country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence, > >> 2/3'rds of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. > >> I starting thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we > >> have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is >our > >> unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and > >> heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy > >> folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store >at > >> any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last > >> year? > >> > >> Maybe it is the a

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