A soldier, injured and hospitalized in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you have been gone, and it isn't fair to either of us. I'm sorry! Please return the picture that I sent you!
Love,
Becky
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all of the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.There were 57 in that envelope along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
