So light in his way,
Like an apparition, {that}
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me
It's gotta be
The Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got {right} on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T"
And after calming me down
With some orange slices
And some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.
It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me....
You believe me don't you?
Please believe what I just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasen't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.
Strapped down {to} my bed
Feet cold {and} eyes red
I'm out my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God Damn, shit the bed
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be The One.
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again ...
Typical.
Strapped down {to} my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed
gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God Damn, shit the bed.......
