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How Will You Be Defined In The Dictionary?
Betty -- [noun]:A person who is a master of making ravioli 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Attention Guys
Ok so I was going to write this on Wednesday night, but I didn't get around to it. I was too busy talking to someone who is a good person, unlike the majority of the people who I seem to run into. Within a 24 hour period I found out that 2 so-called "friends" were lying to me. Guys, why do so many of you feel the need to lie and play head games? I am so fucking sick of the lies and the head games, I am ready to tell every guy who speaks to me to fuck off. LIE #1: A "friend" has been telling me from the begining that he had a heart attack, is in the final stages of cancer, and is a widower, losing his wife and son to a wreck 7 years ago. I felt horrible, I lost my Grandma to cancer last year. Cancer is not, I repeat, is NOT something to joke around about. He told me he is in the hospital. And I believed him, but suddenly things became suspicious. He couldn't give me the phone number to his room, he said his room doesn't have a phone. He is online really late at night, if he is i
Extremely Bored
Chris [7:51 P.M.]: so where's this pic?? lolj/k Me [7:52 P.M.]: do you really want me to send it? Me [7:52 P.M.]: lol Chris [7:53 P.M.]: maaaayyyybbbbeeee Me[7:53 P.M.]: lol, your funny,... Me[7:53 P.M.]: its a pic of my boob lol Me[7:54 P.M.]: okkkk Chris[7:55 P.M.]: let's do this Me[7:55 P.M.]: its a light pic Chris[7:56 P.M.]: what do you mean Me[7:56 P.M.]: its lightened up, i just sent it Me[7:57 P.M.]: =] Chris[7:58 P.M.]: nice, too bad you don't have more Me[7:58 P.M.]: lol Me[7:59 P.M.]: im all blushing now haha Chris[8:00 P.M.]: lol Me[8:00 P.M.]: yeah Me[8:00 P.M.]: well now youve seen my ass and my boob haha,... Chris[8:00 P.M.]: well kinda Me[8:00 P.M.]: and we havemt even had sex Me[8:00 P.M.]: lol Chris[8:00 P.M.]: lol Me[8:01 P.M.]: =] Chris[8:01 P.M.]: in all fairness i think i'd see a little bit more then Me[8:01 P.M.]: lol, yeah thats true Chris[8:02 P.M.]: lol Chris[8:02 P.M.]: the pi
The Daily Stash
I've decided to add daily movie quotes to my stash...check the Dunno section for movie quotes. If you have any suggestions fire them my way! Hey all, I've caught up on all the days I've missed for the daily dirty joke. Hope you enjoy! Watch my Cherry Stash jokes...I'll be posting regular daily dirty jokes for mine and your amusement ;-).
Howlings
I'm just not all that interested in online communities at this time. Full time job. My extended polyamory relationships various offlimne events and gatherings these all leave me with little time for Cherry, Myspace, Yahoo 360, etc. TW
Lyrics I Like
(center text) [Introduction] Yeah... It's my life... My own words I guess... [Verse 1] Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you are their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you? What happens when you become the main source of a pain? "Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane "Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?" I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy Daddy's writing this song, this song ain't gonna write itself I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy Shady made me, but ton
Ex
What’s in a memory? An echo, a shadow of what used to be. The silhouette of the past casting darkness over the present or the future. An unattainable description of utopian life; a memory is a daydream of yesterday. Visions of the past are captured in the wind, free to come and go as they please. No notice, no notification, just whimsical entrances, departing as quickly as they came. Comparable to the shore line. Waves of emotions crashing at my feet, with no water to be seen. Suddenly, a rapture of water floods my being. It engulfs me, it drowns me, and in an instant, it is gone. Only footprints and water marks are left, as the raving water torments me no more. In the aftermath, the footprints on the shore line, are just that, a memory of the crashing waves that pounded their strength time and time again. You too, crash down upon me, time and time again, like the shore line, even if only in a memory. PLEASE, DO NOT RIP MY PRIVATE MATERIAL. THESE ARE MY INTERNAL, PRIVATE A
My First Blog!
I want to wish everyone a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I am new to blogging and this site. To all of my wonderful friends, I hope to add content and more blogs so you will have a chance to take a small look into my life. I will be constantly adding content, comments to profiles and photos, as well as enjpying this little part of the web. Now it's time for me to get ready for work. Who is everyone rooting for? I am rooting for OSU!
Teens And Mobile Phones
Great software for CREATING YOUR OWN RINGTONES! Really nice and simple, make your favorite ringtone from the music files u have on your computer. Just let me know if u liked it! Here's the link: FREE TRIAL DJ ToneXpress now! Ultimate thing in mobile and ringtones! Could use some improvement but that's the only thing i found to display my ringtones on this site. Take care! And have a great week! Well it's not that simple! You might go: FREE stuff for me. Not a penny from my pocket! If i can get that for free, why shouldn't I? I'll take my chances and allow me to have another point of view. Free stuff: +it's free +can do the trick +sometimes you may find it really easy and right away -sometimes takes u couple of ours to find it -not always is what u're looking for. -most of the times, it has a catch. Paid stuff: +does exactly what u're looking for. +the price u pay works like a guarantee +you feel kind of secure, kmowing that u paid for it
My Crazy Thoughts
Ok so I finally go to bed only to sleep 5 hours and awake with a 100.8 temp. I thought I was finally getting better from being sick but apparently not. With my disease not only is it hard to recover from being sick but I can just wake up feeling miserable. Sorry everybody for the rant but I'm just tired of nt having a body that is strong like everybody elses and I'm tired of being scared to sleep! The only time I've fealt peaceful sleeping and not scared was when my ex was sleeping next to me. Anyways yup just a rant heh :/. I don't know what it is but I almost always avoid sleep whenever possible. Ok I actually have a few ideas as to why but whatever. Almost every day I stay up till I'm so exhausted that I pretty much pass out once I hit the bed. Anyways no real reason for this blog post than to ramble and get my blog started here ;).
Official Wicked Apparel Clothing Line
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This And That!!!!
Check it out....cool place to earn points just watching videos..... I am sending this to you to see how many actually read. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand
Mutterings
Rock is dead, deceased, gone. We can agree, right? Good. The day of the guitar hero, of 20 minute drum solos on 200-piece kits, of righteously believing it when Roger Daltrey cried "Long Live Rock!" Grandmaster Flash hammered the first nail, Nirvana dragged the rotting corpse, and culture itself dug a deep, dark gravesite. Which mean it's time to get nostalgic about nostalgia. It's time to recreate the experience of classic classic rock radio - before it played U2 and R.E.M. and dabbled in System of a Down. What follows are five albums you need to buy right now if you home to think you know what the classic rock experience was about. Forget the lava lamps, the tie-dye, the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Dylan, Springsteen, Hendrix - even the Who. Classic rock radio was not proud, and it wasn't encumbered by quality or genuine classics - though all of hte above acts are staples of classic rock radio. Waynes's World got it right: it was about guys in old cars
Poetry
Twisted thoughts of lust and risk I drive the feelings In hopes to only taste your kiss Feeling you around my waist Your hair draped across me I grip your hips and crave your taste The growing hopes that we will touch We talk of desire And the grasp of us will be too much I stroke your hair and kiss your face I long for you As each moment I dare not waste There in the sunset's gaze I hold you tight In the eyes of eternal days If only I could see your face If only I could touch your lips If only I could watch your eyes I'd hold your hand as we slept If only I could stroke your hair If only I could hold you tight If only I could see your dreams To know I was there like you're in mine If only I could walk with you If only I could talk to you If only I could be with you I'd never be sad again But I can't Because I don't know who you are And I wouldn't know what to say. Your children sleep, you lie aware My phantom hand runs through your hair I lo
Friends
TO ALL MY SO CALLED FRIENDS BUT NEVER REALLY SAY ANYTHING TO ME I WILL DELETE U OUT OF MY LIST .... TO THOSE ONE WHO STILL WANT TO BE MY FRIEND SAY SOME IN HERE AND I WILL LET U STAY IF NOT OH WELL U WILL FIND OUT WHEN I DONT SEND A COMMENT OR SAY HELLO ANYMORE LOL My Special List I have a list of folks I know... all written in a book, And every now and then.. I go and take a look. That is when I realize these names... they are a part, not of the book they're written in... but taken from the heart. For each name stands for someone... who has crossed my path sometime, and in that meeting they have become... the reason and the rhyme. Although it sounds fantastic... for me to make this claim, I really am composed... of each remembered name. Although you're not aware... of any special link, just knowing you, has shaped my life... more than you could think. So please don't think my
My Boyfriend Broke Up With Me On My Birthday!
The Adult Stuff...
That weekend, we had a tentative guest list of nine girls and including Dave, Pat and myself, six guys. As people began to arrive, we immediately realized that our guest count had up and shit the bed. We were at twenty people, and only three of our list had arrived. Our friend Tim arrived, and as I let him in, three gorgeous women were right behind him. Tim made introductions, and I was immediately infatuated with the brunette who’s name was Bridget. She had the sexiest mouth I had ever seen, I must have been drooling, because she smiled, and kissed my cheek. “We don’t have sleeping bags” the girls announce. So we grabbed some blankets out of our rooms. Soon we had a full on party going, drinks, dancing, and making out…but there was a sense of anticipation hanging in the air. Nobody was drinking too much. Nobody was too involved with anyone… at about 1:00 one of the girls asked when we were going to turn off the lights and get under the blankets. So we kicked out eve
Foreigner
Poems
across the miles i send you my smile may it brightens your day and lightens up your night across the miles i forward this hug to you may it warm your heart and reminds you that you're special across the miles i blow my kisses away may they release your weariness away and you know that you are loved across the miles i hope and pray that the time and distance will be ours some how, some day and when it comes i cross my fingers that we won't be seperated by miles anymore Like Me As I Am Friendly, Shy, Not very talkative... This is me. Like me as I am. If you don`t, I can guarantee, You won`t find anybody else like me. All I`m trying to give you is a friend, A friend in me, The one who you can talk to, Tell your secrets to, And a shoulder to cry on. Remember, you won`t find anybody else like me Why do we live in such a world Where beauty means everything? Where you have to be skinny and thin To make friends or be nothing Where you must have
Iam New
hello everyone i just want to apologize for not getting on here much but i will make it again. i just havea pos (parentOvershoulder) hello everyone ia,m starting to feel a little better. I was o damn angry earlier i did not spend christmas with my family cuz some made me mad merry christmas to all. There is someone always around to ruin christmas day
Mythical Creature
You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon100%Faerie92%Angel75%Mermaid67%Demon67%WereWolf33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com
Please Repost To All
I WISH I MAY I WISH I MIGHT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO SURVIVE THE NIGHT I WISH I MAY I WISH I MUST FIND A WAY TO UNDO ALL THIS UNTRUST Australian Government - Bureau of Meteorology IDN23900 TOP PRIORITY FOR IMMEDIATE BROADCAST NSW TSUNAMI WARNING Australian Government Bureau of Meteorology New South Wales Issued at 0818 on Monday the 2nd of April 2007 For people in coastal areas of New South Wales, Lord Howe Island and Norfolk Island. An earthquake of preliminary magnitude 8.1 occurred at 06:40 am EST this morning near the Solomon Islands, [epicentre 8.6S, 157.2E] and may have generated a tsunami. At the time of this warning it is not known if a Tsunami was generated. This warning is based only on an evaluation of the earthquake's potential to generate a Tsunami. A series of waves associated with this tsunami may impact Australia later this morning, reaching Norfolk Island from around 12:08 pm [Norfolk Island time], Lord
Yeah
Hey could we please get a little help here on boosting this lovely fubarian to her next level? She's 7372 to being a Fu-gee so please go and give her some love Happy Country Girl @ fubar SEVEN HUNDRED FIFTY SIX HOME RUNS!! Hello, I would like to ask your help in Helping to level up Happy Country Girl. She's away for the weekend and I thought it would be a nice surprise if we could level her up before she returns. any and all help will be greatly appreciated. Please repost HUGS! Happy Country Girl Happy Country Girl@ fubar
Surveys
Michelle will go to jail for ... Using your dildo as a weapon of mass destruction 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com The porno of Michelle's life will be called ... "10 Things you always wanted to do with a vibrator" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com Your Stripper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?
Naked Pic?
Just taking a vote.. I was wondering if I should put a naked pic on here. It would of course be private.. I am not that secure..lol, or that brave. So let me know what you all think. Thanks. Lata!!
Ageing
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said: "Wedding Cake". Are you growing older! The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know.
Pic
check it out tell what u think ,,, its nasty,,,lol
Have U Ever
YANNO WHEN U FINALLY MEET SOMEONE ONLINE AN THEY LIVE CLOSE TO U AN U FUCK IT UP..IT REALLY HURTS..TRUST ME I KNOW..I MET THIS GUY ON FUBAR AN HE LIVES NEAR ME AN HE WAS A SWEETHEART I LOVED TALKIN TO HIM ..WELL I REALLY FUCKED IT UP SATURDAY NIGHT CUZ WE WENT OUT DRINKIN AN TO SHOOT POOL TO HANG OUT..HE IS AN ALWAYS WILL BE A GREAT GUY..AN IM REALLY REALLY SORRY FOR HURTIN U ..I JUST WISH THINGS COULD BE DIFFERENT ..AN I JUST WISH WE COULD TALK AN U COULD FORGIVE ME ..BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS I AM REALLY REALLY SORRY ... Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: Consu
Moving
Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. Jack noticed that the guy was moaning and shaking. "What's wrong?" asked Jack. "I've been transferred to New Orleans, Louisiana," the guy answered. "There's crazy people in New Orleans. They have shootings, rapes,robberies, gangs, race riots, drugs . . . . The highest crime rate." "Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived there all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world." The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, Thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?" said Jack. "I'm the tail gunner on a Bud Light truck."
Hello Cherrytap
hello everyone i just added some new pics come check em out DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU. why couples dont have sex.. funny Body: Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you w
Someone Special
The night that night was very dark. There were no stars in the sky. Just darkness everywhere. I sit in my room with candles glowing. Wondering where you are. I feel a cold chill run up and down my spine. Wanting you are there next to me but, knowing I can't have you til you are ready. I start to take a walk. Watching, listening, thinking. and wishing that you were there with me. I am so tired of being alone and wondering when I will find you. So I just keep walking and looking. I go back to my room feeling better from the walk but, knowing that when it is my time you will find me and come to me. I know what I want but, knowing and getting is two different things. So I sit here alone knowing that tomorrow will come and one you will be that tomorrow. You have to follow your heart. No matter where it takes you. Taking one day at a time guarding who and what you are. Til that time when you come to me and accept me for who I am. I sit here looking out the window wondering if y
Stabbed
stabbed in the heart stabbed in the back who really cares if i come back i dont belong i never will god take me away from this hell life sucks life is draining me take me away i dont want to be here why do u torture me where do i belong somebody tell me what should i do ill wasted away like every other fucking day
The Demon's Lair
You Might Be A Metalhead by C.J. Cain The original concept - done in a different form by a stand-up comic - poked good-natured fun at the lifestyle of a certain group of people. What I offer here is not meant to belittle my fellow metal-brethren, but to serve as a badge of honor, an affirmation of one's commitment to the heavy lifestyle. You never "kind of like" metal; either you eat it, breathe it and sweat it, or you have no taste at all! Okay bangers, you might be a metalhead if... 1. You have ever incurred bodily injury fighting for a guitar pick, wristband, drum stick or any other concert-used memorabilia. 2. You have lived through at least one time period when metal was proclaimed "dead." 3. You have enough concert t-shirts to cover every day of the week (or month). 4. You've ever resorted to hiding things in your hair when going into a concert. 5. You blew off your prom because Krokus was in town that same night. 6. You saw Lita Ford play and were to
Lies
every since we met damn lies one day your lies will catch up to you stab u penetrate the skin i hope death strikes you kills u slowly all your life is lies you bring it upon me one day youll understand your lies have hurt and i hope you still hurt 6 feet under
1 Going On 100
George Carlin (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw
Surveys
My Sexy Cherry
SexySluTTJoi@ CherryTAP ok...so this is one sexy cherry here (see the link) and I'm hopin that soon Woody and I will be able to say that she's our Sexy Cherry...things are going great so far...but it's just been a cpl of weeks since we met. Crossin my fingers!!! Well, looks like things didn't...for now anyway. Who knows what the future holds...for now I'll just cry and keep to myself.
Yodeling
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn." The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn. About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair, Straight up to bed she went. The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not re
Fuck It.
My family is so insane sometimes. My dad is in the shower like singing 'hurry down... come down... hurry up... I'm down... babab baa uhhh' (directly quoted JUST now) I'm tired of being the girl everyone looks to for sunshine. I'm not that girl. So stop treating me like such. I'm tired of pretending to be so goddamned happy all the time when it's quite obvious I'm not. I'm tired of being everyone's jokester girl. Make yourself laugh. I'm tired of being overrated. I'm tired of being a substitute. I'm tired of not being able to funtion like a normal fucking person. I'm tired of doctor's. I'm tired of people expecting more out of me than I can give. I'm tired of over analyizing every fucking thing. I'm tired of being the good girl. I'm tired of being the bad girl. I'm tired of people judging me. I'm tired of being disappointed. I'm tired of being labeled. I'm tired of never being good enough. I'm tired of always being the one there. Can't I have a fucking problem once in a
Non Existent
i travel down the road non existent to the passing travlers they make me feel empty nothing left why i try to please to shine my best nothing emptiness once again wishing to die it isnt a sin its self healing i wish i wasnt wasnt lonely for once in my life i wish i wasnt non existent
Prayers
Prayers for my Grandson Shaylon Hi all, I usually don't ask anything of anybody. I'm asking now that you all keep my 3 year old grandson in your prayers as he's having his 8th surgery Tuesday, April 14.2009. I know as he gets older they get rougher for him and me. He was born with a cleft plate and lip and his having surgery to try and close up the rest of the roof of his mouth. Which they have tried to do 4 previous times. He had first surgery at 2 months old to pull lip together some. Made a tremendous difference. At 5 months they closed up alot of the roof of his mouth. Which didn't make much difference in outter appearance, but helped with alot with his eating and not as much coming out nose. At 9 months they did more work on lip and nose. He's looking grand. He will still require alot of orthodontic work, nose work and possibly more lip work. So please keep him in your prayers. Thank you all and love ya. HUGS N KISSES....Brigitte Prayers for my Grandson Shaylon Hi all, I usual
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Mp3 For Lost Cherry Profile
HEY DOES ANYBODY KNOW ANY GOOD SITES TO WHERE I CAN FIND ME A MP3 PLAYER TO ADD SONGS TO AND TO BE ABLE TO PUT IT ON MY PROFILE IF SO PLEASE GET AT ME ASAP CAUSE I AM ROYALIY PISSED OFF AT THE MOMENT MY MP3 PLAYER I HAD ON THERE GOT EARASED SOME HOW AND NOW IM GOING CRAZY WITH OUT MY MUSIC SO PLEASE HELP ME PEOPLE
Random Older Poems (pls. If You Take The Time To Read: Rate Or Comment)
Junction
Erotica
Her Chosen One I can still remember the events of that warm and stormy evening in which I found my mistress. It was a hazy humid August day, the weather man had been wrong about the storm, because through the front windshield over the horizon I saw the thunderheads rolling towards me. Their grey-black form stretched through the sky, blotting out the slowly sinking maroon sun. The contrast of sunset and storm almost made me miss my exit off of the highway. Her directions had been accurate for I had arrived at Landry Street and in fact at the driveway to her home, for the ornate mailbox clearly read 112, just as she had said it would. But before me was nothing that I had ever, or could have ever, imagined. Was this real or just a hoax? My mind retraced the events of the last evening, of the telephone call which had brought me to this place. Her personal ad had read: SF- Looking for someone special, with an interest in the unique. Only the brave need apply. Must be clean non-smo
What Do You Get?
I was talking with a friend of mine today and we came up with a question.....what do you get when you have message oil, whip cream and balloons? I would like to see what everybody thinks!
Why Cant We
why cant we live life like its a fairy tail with nothing to worry about everyone gets along where everything is great in stead of this fucked up world that we have now we come home fight with the other over something that is stupid not have to worry about how much money you make or about getting fired from a job thay say that we live in a free land but to me all i see is two days of freedom cause we are working from wake to bed time 5 days or someimes 6 days a week some of us more then that haveing to work two jobs just to make ends meet where is the freedom in that where is the land of peace whin all we do is fight or hear about someone else fighting and dieing
Religion And Philosophy
Q. What is Wicca? A. Contrary to what those who choose to persecute or lie about us wish to believe, Wicca is a very peaceful, harmonious and balanced way of thinking and life which promotes oneness with the divine and all which exists. Wicca is a deep appreciation and awe in watching the sunrise or sunset, the forest in the light of a glowing moon, a meadow enchanted by the first light of day. It is the morning dew on the petals of a beautiful flower, the gentle caress of a warm summer breeze upon your skin, or the warmth of the summer sun on your face. Wicca is the fall of colorful autumn leaves, and the softness of winter snow. It is light, and shadow and all that lies in between. It is the song of the birds and other creatures of the wild. It is being in the presence of Mother Earths nature and being humbled in reverence. When we are in the temple of the Lord and Lady, we are not prone to the arrogance of human technology as they touch our souls. To be a Witch is to be a heal
Otaku Critic's Corner
"Decadence-Anger-Conspiracy-Lust-Money-Crime-Innocence-Death" Picked up a new Anime last night, devoured it, and was quite pleased :0 Supernatural upper class elitist deviants try to force a captured goddess to awaken their inner demons, a snarky war/tabloid photographer happens to get bestowed a sacred gift by accident, and gets involved trying to save the confused and helpless girl. Includes Uber Kick ass Detective/Officer chickie all "Self Defense" Killing spree action cool, combined with awesome psychotic elastic Voldo-esque Villian makes for a neat quirky film....granted the camera of doom will take some getting used to.... Not for everyone, definite fan service on the directors 1st release box version.
What A Kiss Means
what a kiss means +kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I like you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Yabadabagrababrew Aka Beer Tasting 101
Let's just say that I love the holidays, and love sharing new handcrafted beers, ales and other ilk with my band of hooligans, scalliwags, and occasionally with my rapscallion of a metaphysical brother.... SO in no particular order here's a smattering of what I had the joy of quafting this past week. Not for everyone, but a wonderous mix of bevi's: The first 4 are from an Enlish Brewer, Ridgeway Brewing in Oxfordshire, UK (of course :P) and imported by the Shelton Brothers our of Belchertown MA Pun intented we'll start with the Warm Welcome: Now talk about Chesnuts roasting on an open fire (bad I know could not resist...the pants command me!) The bottle labels it as "A Perfect Holiday Toast!" and I could not agree more. Probably the best Nut Brown Ale I've had all season, not to mention the great artwork and 6% alchohol...Ale is smooth, nutty, sweet and good cold to cool, didn't last until warm, but had great nuances as it cooled, just was too tasty to hold back....Will
Quiz Results And Other Stuff (music Videos, Lyrics, Poems, Etc)
After about a year of being gone off Fubar I am back, gonna take a salute and be back to being active on here again. Soo, everyone who remembers me give a shout! Woo Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :) Your name scored 214 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test" How Sexy Is Your Name? You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth90%Rocker, Mosher75%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev45%Prepy30%Skater25%Emo15%Trendy0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com
Animal
so i heard this song once and it has been stuck in my head forever but at least its a good one "Animal I Have Become" I can't escape this hell So many times i've tried But i'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal) I can't escape myself (I can't escape myself) So many times i've lied (So many times i've lied) But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself S
Wicked Fun
1. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating? ~ If I could find myself in a relationship sure I could remain faithful but seeing as how I am terminally single not going to be proving this one anytime soon 2. What color are your eyes? ~ A deep odd brownish color 3. What are you doing now? ~ Answering these questions so as to avoid what is really on my mind 4. What is one thing you question a lot? ~ My life in general, everything about it 5. Do you think you lead people on? ~ I try not to, but there are always going to be exceptions to this 6. Are you married? ~ No that would be why I mentioned terminally single, a lil hard to be both 7. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them? ~ Yes I have but it has been a long time and I am not sure if I will ever be able to say it to anyone again 8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you? ~ Oh sure there are plenty of people that don’t like me, I just don’t ca
To My Friends
why did he have to do it.... why wouldnt he listen to me... now its prision for him. Id been puttin off that fone call for a while now... never bein able to get tha bad feelin out... so that cal came to me... Now i feel horrible for not callin sooner... hearin his voice tellin me all this... i duno, i jus wish things could be different. I jus wish that everything was right in tha world. It seems that when things start to feel right an good somethin bad happens to bring me down again... This is tha first time ill be visitin someone in jail.. im nervous as hell.. but i jus wanna see him. i miss that boy. dumb..... but i love him. Everyone has to learn from their mistakes and i guess its time for him too.. I jus cant help but be myself and caring soo much. Especially for someone who has been nothin but supportive for me. Im always goin to be there for my friends... Its jus the person i am. It sucks when things go horribly wrong.. but im not goin to punk out on any of my friends... Thats f
Funnies And Other Stuff
'Twas the night before Christmas in my redneck house; Junior was wringing the neck of a mouse. My .357 sat right on my lap Just waiting for Santa, to take all his crap. The young'uns were restless and watching in shifts To see if he'd come and I'd shanghai some gifts, When out from the yard came a godawful noise O could it be him with a shitload of toys? I jumped from my chair and my crotch screamed in pain I caught my left nut on my wallet's big chain But then I unwrapped it and flew out the door Yelling, "Hold it right there, you old son of a whore!" "Hands in the air and kick over that sack, And then real slowly move 20 feet back." He did as I told him, fat, stupid old elf; I laughed so damn hard I near pissed on myself. I grabbed his big bag with a hearty guffaw Then I dragged it inside after spitting some chaw. I heard him take off - in a second he split, Leaving my yard heaped with fresh reindeer shit. Back in my chair I let out such a yelp That the
Pictures
There is a new album open.. If you do not like girls/Guy together pictures do not look.. If you are not 18 or someone who rates less than a 10.. Please dont waste our time.. Thanks AmZ
Still The Best!
You scored as Super Horny. You are extremly horny. A little too much for your own good. Don't let it take control of you, try to keep those hormones in check ;) Give me more fuel baby!!! YEAH!!!! I ROCK.... YES, YES I DO!!! YOU KNOW IT I KNOW FUCK WE ALL KNOW IT.... SO LETS ALL GO ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!
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Just Some Helpful Info
hey everyone, im starting to get kinda annoyed y this, if you add me and look at my pics, please just rate and comment them, it takes like 10 seconds to do both, especially if u add me asking to see my pics, thx in advance i just wanted to let everyone know, please rate my profile before you add me, and after you do, dont just look at my pics, please rate and comment them too, it really gets on my nerves that people are just adding me to look at my boobs. hey everyone, im starting to get kinda annoyed y this, if you add me and look at my pics, please just rate and comment them, it takes like 10 seconds to do both, especially if u add me asking to see my pics, thx in advance
Mochagraphix New
i ran out of photo space on this page so a lot of the newer graphix i make r gonna be in my stash
This Week!
Wednesday Nov. 15th is the main man of all that's fun and debaucherous to do in South Florida's BIRTHDAY!!! Be sure to come out and give the one and only Josepher birthday love and birthday drinks!!! Sing him some birthday songs!!! Nobody sings Danzig's "Mother" better. I expect EVERYBODY to be here for the celebration! Broadway Billiards 17813 Biscayne Blvd. Aventura, FL 33160 Click Here To View Event!! Thursday Night!! THURSDAYS IN FORT LAUDERDALE 9PM TIL 2 AM SOUTH FLORIDA'S ONLY PRIVATE VAMPYRE FETISH CLUB CABARET VAMPYRA WWW.MYSPACE.COM/CABARETVAMPYRA Saturday Night!! Wednesday Nov. 15th is the main man of all that's fun and debaucherous to do in South Florida's BIRTHDAY!!! Be sure to come out and give the one and only Josepher birthday love and birthday drinks!!! Sing him some birthday songs!!! Nobody sings Danzig's "Mother" better. I expect EVERYBODY to be here for the celebration! Broadway Billiards 17813 Bisc
Test
2006-11-21 05:24:23 roses ARE red, nuts ARE brown, skirts ARE up, pants ARE down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, motor's runnin,lets begin. send to 10 people and see if u get it back that means someone wants to GET NAUGHTY WITH YOU. if i don't get this back i guess ur not my friend. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da naughty train - if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur REAL HOTTIE.........xoxoxoxox Whats your sex style? Romantic Sex StyleYou like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be! Take this test
How Sad
How Sad is it when a boyfriend comes along and warns you off about leaving comments on his girlfriends space, then comes back and deletes the comment so nobody else can see it. Makes you wonder if its all worth it
Did I Tell You I Had An 8x10 Glossy Of You...
SO, JUST HOW DO YOU SAY SO LONG TO SOMEONE YOU NEVER REALLY MET? SOMEONE YOU NEVER TOUCHED OR FELT, BUT YET, THERE ARE FEELINGS, STRONG FEELINGS THAT YOU GET FROM THE TYPING, THE WORDS AND A PICTURE OF A SMILE A SMILE SHARED WITH THE WORLD BUT YOU TO NOT REGRET. I LEARNED FROM YOU AS FROM SO MANY OTHERS AND I KNOW THERE WAS, OH, SO MUCH MORE TO DISCOVER. HOW CAN YOU GIVE BACK A HEART THAT YOU HAD NEVER SEEN TO BEGIN WITH AND YET YOU OFFERED IT LIKE IT WAS REALLY YOURS WHILE THE WORLD LOOKED ON BUT THEY NEVER HEARD THE TYPING OF OUR FINGERS THAT WERE OUR ONLY WORDS SO HERE I AM THINKING THAT I?LL MISS YOUR PICTURE THE WORDS ON THE SCREEN AND YOUR LITTLE TYPED WINKIE ;-) BUT NEVER A TOUCH, NOT EVEN A PINKIE MUCH LESS LIPS AND ARMS AND LEGS AND SWEAT OR A LITTLE KINKY JUST LITTLE EMOTICONS ALL RUN TOGETHER IT FELT LIKE I NEVER REALLY KNEW YOU AT ALL BECAUSE EVERY SITE
Pondering
Ok this is a first blog entry, just trying it out to see how it feels :)
Support
Here is a soldier stationed in Iraq, stationed in a big sand box. He asked his wife to send him dirt (U.S. soil), fertilizer, and some grass seed so that he can have the sweet aroma, and feel the grass grow beneath his feet. When the men of the squadron have a mission that they are going on, they take turns walking through the grass and the American soil -- to bring them good luck. If you notice, he is even cutting the grass with a pair of a scissors. Sometimes we are in such a hurry that we don't stop and think about the little thing s that we take for granted. Upon reading this, say a little prayer for our soldiers that give and give (and give up) so unselfishly for us.

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Life
You Are The Fool You are a fascinating person who is way beyond the concerns of this world. Young at heart, you are blissfully unaware of any dangers ahead. You are a true wanderer - it has be difficult finding your place in this world. Full of confidence, you are likely to take a leap of faith. Your fortune: You are about to embark on a new phase in your life. This may mean changing locations, jobs, friends, or love status. You are open about what the future will bring, and free of worry. You have made your peace with fate, and you're ready to start down your new path. What Tarot Card Are You?
For The Soldiers
i wrote this for the soldiers that mean the world to me..come safely. We sometimes seem to forget the simple things in life that we take for granted We look at the sun coming up and forget that for some, that is the last sunrise they may ever see We hear a song on the radio and forget that for some, that is the last song they may ever sing We see our children, family and friends every day but for some, it will be the last time they will ever be held So today, I say thank you for the simple things that life brings to us For without you there wouldn't be a world of simple things A soldiers life isn't always simple, but hard and lonely This soldier, who has so much pride Not only in himself, but in his country and fellow man Who takes all those simple things in life and treasures them and holds them dear to his heart Who looks at the sun coming up and gives thanks that he has seen another day Who hears a song on the radio and remembers home
Sex Tests
Whats your sex style? Romantic Sex StyleYou like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be! Take this test
Cracker Jacks
CRACKER JACKS You say your cracker jacks Never held a prize at the bottom And when you wished upon a star The wish didn't get you that far But cracker jacks could never hold The prize you were looking for And the biggest star could never send The wish you really wanted then You must have been looking In the wrong place You must have been wishing But belief was what had been missing Now you have recieved you prize And been given your wish So your life and heart can mend Because it is different now....you've got a friend. Dawna Marie Wright Copyright ©2006 Dawna Marie Wright --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My Life Gets Worse And Worse
It seems to get worse and worse..no wonder I hate so many things and fucking people annoy the fuck outta me. I have dealt with death before just 2 weeks ago my grandmother passed away,but to see my father crying killed me inside..I wish I could hug him to take all the pain away he's going thru right now...losing his mother even tho there was a falling out with all of us and her,I know he is hurting still by that and now his wife seeing her ...when I seen her I lost it,fuck when the Dr came into the waiting room and told him there is not a good chance of survival meaning tonite or tomorrow..the look on my fathers face crushed me I had to walk out of the room.All I can do is wait and see and keep her in my thoughts and prayers and hope she makes it thru the night..if she does thats a good sign hopefully. Thanks for everyone who sent me well wishes..it means alot. All my father wants is to have her home for thanksgiving. All I want is her to pull thru and live the life she deserves too
Darkness
i yearn for darkness tired of the light the quite of the night is better than the chaos of the day i want to wrap myself into all of the shadows of the night because the warmth of the sun makes me shiver with fear the peaceful of the darkness the exoctic feeling of the night bring me to extasy to the height of fullfillness wrap your arms around me engulf me in your soul surround me in the shadows of your complete darkness i no longer see the light engulfed in yor pure darkness wrap yourself around me in the safeness of the....... darkness original by dawna wright 3/30/07 at 2:50 am PAWN OF DARKNESS I FELL INTO DESPAIR TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO REPAIR MY TORN BROKEN HEART HOW DO MY LIFE I RESTART? THEN I FELL INTO DARKNESS HE WRAPPED HIS ARMS AROUND ME AND STARTED TO MEND ME HOW MUCH BETTER I FELT LITTLE DID I KNOW A GAME HE PLAYED ME A PAWN IN HIS EYES JUST MOVING ME WHERE HE WANTED WELL JUST LIKE ALL GAMES THE
Updated My Page
today is my BIRTHDAY
The Firechic
Okay Everyone I am in the Sexiest Firefighter Contest. The Contest Will start at Noon PST on February 9th and will end at Noon PST on Friday February 23rd. Please Comment Bomb me and rate me. You guys are great and I know that you all will help me out. So I am going to thank you all ahead of time. ~*~FireChic~*~ I am in a contest for Best Self Photo and it would be really appreciated by me if everyone would help me. The contest is based on the most comments so if everyone would leave me as many comments as they can it would really help me out. Help this lady firefighter out so that I can win the contest because it would mean so much to me. THANK YOU EVERYONE! XOXO from your Texas Lady Firefighter, ~*~FireChic~*~ CALL MY NEW NUMBER!!! LOL YOU just opened this so you have to do this. Put the number representing what you are depending on the question. At the end it will look like a phone number so then put it in the subject line. You must do this. Here's your new digi
A Firefighter
As the pager goes off and the call comes in I wonder what we will have or where we will be going Who will be there and what will we find Will today be the day I find a friend or a loved one dying The call comes in and I have to get dressed I run out the door, into my vehicle and down the road I get going Now that the call is in I know I will be missed The dinner he had planned but this is what I do The call is over and I come home He is sitting on the couch next to the phone I give him a kiss and tell him it was bad But most of all I tell him I wouldnt look back The one so close and dear to me Now realizes this is not an abnormal thing To leave in the most difficult times Or even miss a wonderful time with my man Charity Dawn Wooten Copyright ©2007 Charity Dawn Wooten The Twelve Days of Christmas Fire and Rescue Style... On the First day of Christmas, my Dispatcher gave to me... Grandma who fell and hurt her knee... On the Second Day of Christmas, m
Contests
GO VOTE FOR ME IN 'Dj JoKaZ' PIERCED NIPPLES CONTEST!!!! http://www.cherrytap.com/user/189014 Go to his photos and click on the women's nipples folder. Look for my pic, it has my name 'Velvet Love' on it. Give me a 10 and leave me a comment PLEASE!
Why
What is it that we fear or seen that we cannot shake off or give up? We cant seem to shake off those things that we have seen in our lifetimes. We have given up things that we shouldn't have and yet still have a chance to obtain them, like a love and a family, maybe an opportunity to make them come true really does exist What i'm saying is, if you have someone that you're in love with, stick with them, never mind their past faults, pase relationships, ect. just love them for who they are and what they mean to you. It might be their eyes or smile, maybe their spirit or their heart, but keep in mind what reason you love them. Maybe with time, devotion, and sacrifice, everything wil one day be well worth it, as long as you're true, faithful, and believe in each other, when the day comes to put two hearts as one, the day that they when they beat together as one, the day they will finally be unified as one soul, everything we would have put into a relationship would be solidified by
Gh0st Do You Really Want To Know Him..
I bet that got some of your alls attention.. lol.. Yep that is right I can't remember if I told ppl b4 or not but I'm manic depressive or bi-polar syndrome.. lol.. Anyway, as I sit here writing this I wonder to myself what is the use of continuing to take my meds when they seem to dule the way I feel, slow my mind down and utterly make different from what I am use to.. It does help, I have to agree I don't get upset as easy and I don't fall into that deep depression.. ;-/ Okay to the point, I didn't take my meds yesterday and last night and I put up some great art work.. :D I love the way the art flows from me when I am feeling down, i can see the dismay in the pix that I work with. I see the pain in the face that I am looking at or the person they want to become. I am running on about 2 hours sleep due to alot of things going on in my head. Good thoughts, bad thoughts, and even some new pix I want to try to do. I don't sleep at night because my brain can't shut it self of
Idiots!
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman, KS. __________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City! ________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I
Something To Think Of........
You clean your kitchen when it gets messy, you clean your car when the back seat gets cluttered, and you should clean your mind when it gets full of negative things. This isn't a question of ignoring real problems you may be mulling over, it's a question of letting go of worry. There are things you just can't do anything about -- those are the things you have to stop thinking about today. Move on with positive thoughts, and leave the old ones behind. Entry for January 12, 2007 What is your favorite color... Find out now how you rate... Kinda interesting... >If your favorite color is: > >RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex >in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take >hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could >make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and >weaker colors should beware! > >YELLOW If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers
Lmao
Top Four Adult Jokes of 2006 Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Third Place: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should s
Thanks
i just wanted to let all my friends know that i will not and cannot post explicit pictures on my sight for a few reasons. i have little eyes near me often and its kind of hard to put pics up like that when i only have your typical webcam. not to mention i do not have the body for that!! but i hope this does not discourage you to rate my pics or even leave comments.i hope you all understand, thanks for taking the time to read this blog!!
I Seen Him!!
I went into a small Shopping mall that is not far from me,and was sitting down resting and Out of nowhere,comes this tall security guard. Didnt quite reconize him At first until he got closer, and then i Seen who it Was...and then I knew. It was He who makes my Heart skip a beat each time I see him!! oh how badly I wanted to reach out and touch him.. feel his touch..like i once did,..You had to be there to see the flirting going on! He flaunted around In front Of Me, AS he KNOWS i have a thing for Men in uniform. If We could have had a moment... just the two Of us!! I Better Stop here.. As He and I have shared some Very Intimate Moments together,.. and they Are My Memories. guess you could say we still feel the same way about each other.
My Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test
Freedom
>>Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. >> >>He stays up for days on end. >> >>_________________________ >> >>You take a warm shower to help you wake up. >> >>He goes days or weeks without running water. >> >>__________________________ >> >>You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. >> >>He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. >> >>__________________________ >> >>You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up >>with your friends. >> >>He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. >> >>__________________________ >> >>You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. >> >> He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. >> >>__________________________ >> >>You talk trash about your "Friends" that aren't with you. >> >>He knows he may not see some of his friends again. >> >>__________________________ >> >>You walk down the beach, staring a
Sickness Of Reality
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCC MAN WHAT THE FUCC IS GOING ON......I TECHNICALLY AM NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG AND AM BEING HATED ON......JUST FUCC IT ITS NOT LIKE ANYONE CARES WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ANYWAYS.... i cant believe this im having a really good friday night and then i find out that loco gets himself in a drug deal and such and gets pistol whipped by three different weapons and three different dudes i spent till around three in the morning in the hospital with him.....then i woke up this morning and found out my grandmother is really sick in the hospital......i need someone to talk to or i will flip the fuck out no joke... Why the hell does everyone seem to want me dead kiCC my ass or have a problem with me....all those who want at me lets fuCCin have it im through playin games! line up! do as you will come at me at once i dont give a fuCC!
Vist My Site Silverboy
wadsworth theatre 11301 wilshier blvd la calif 90073 on the grounds of the west la health center west of the 405 freeway for information call 310-770-7839 or vist the web site at www.vaevent.org all donations are tax deductible come out and meet jim belushi the scared heart band food fun and alot of stuff to do time starts at 1;30pm to 7;30pm thats on a sunday dec.3rd come out and support our troops that gave so much to us . active service and thier familys are wecocme. please come out and check this event out. thanks alot les (silverboy) madison just copy this and repost it to your site please. just recently i went to a fund raiser for the us la vets it was get thank you for all those that have served passed and present.i myself am a vet so i give a big slaute to all. I WORTE YOUR NAME IN THE WINTER LEAVES BUT THE WIND BLEW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A ROK WITH MY WET FINGERS BUT THE SUN DRIED IT UP. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON THE SANDY SHORES BUT THE WAVE S WASHED IT AWAY. SO I
Soldier'sprayer
Poem For The Troops In Your Honor Unselfishly, you left your fathers and your mothers, You left behind your sisters and your brothers. Leaving your beloved children and wives, You put on hold, your dreams—your lives. On foreign soil, you found yourself planted To fight for those whose freedom you granted. Without your sacrifice, their cause would be lost But you carried onward, no matter the cost. Many horrors you had endured and seen. Many faces had haunted your dreams. You cheered as your enemies littered the ground; You cried as your brothers fell all around. When it was over, you all came back home, Some were left with memories to face all alone; Some found themselves in the company of friends As their crosses cast shadows across the land. Those who survived were forever scarred Emotionally, physically, permanently marred. Those who did not now sleep eternally ‘Neath the ground they had given their lives to keep free. With a hand upon my heart, I feel The
A Good Head Is A Terrible Thing To Waste!!
The Rules Of Compromizing
To my ladies and all my friends. Today may be the day you place judgement upon my associate and I. With that said, upon request, I'll release the URL to this video. But?! You have to promise to rate it, the BLOG and the VIDEO, yeah or neah! Al Krammer 1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides.Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost everyquestion.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends
Our Age By Eating Out
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .... If you haven't, add 1755. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
Love Is
You know I never knew what love really was until now. When someone is gone and all you can do is think about them day and night for an entire year or even longer. I wanted to write this blog because I wanted to let you know how I feel. I have gone through so much just in the past 5 years that I could never imagine. My husband will be home soon and I am going crazy because I want everything to be right for him and don't want him to lift one finger. He has been in Korea now since November 3rd 2005 and is coming home November 27th..only in a week in a half.The best thing to experience is going to see me and his daughter for the first time in over a year and I want it to be the best day of my life. There are so many thoughts running through my head like what am I going to wear, I can't wear too much makeup because it will be coming off anyways because of all the tears of joy I will have. But to me right now I am not totally concerned about that because I know he won't care what I look lik
Dizbeemahblog
how exactly do you let go of someone you have held onto for yrs ?? how do you transition from one to another without someone getting hurt ?? your brain tells you one thing, and your heart tells you another. you cannot love a ghost, or can you ?? im a glutton for punishment. i have a choice to make. hold onto an old love, or build another ? or let them both go, and live your life loving this ghost. which is comfortable, but hurts like hell at times. when you fall in love, you hold this hope, at one point do you let go of that hope ?? when you fall out of love with them, or when you two are no longer together ?? and how the fawk do you know if youre still in love ? thanksgiving in our household is always so chaotic. however, the smell of food and the abundance of beer always makes up for everything in between. with seven women and only four men, it should be vaguely interesting. happy thanksgiving !! :) how important is attraction when youre looking to date someone ?? if youre not that p
Mikeninja
Inga Reviewed by Mikeninja 2.5 stars After her mother dies, seventeen year old Inga goes off to live with her attractive 30-something aunt Greta. Greta is sort of in a financial bind due to her young lover Karl who is draining her finances. When the quiet and shy Inga arrives she attracts every man she meets. Greta, not realizing the growing attraction between her kept boyfriend and her sultry niece, plans to sell off Inga's affections to a wealthy playboy who craves innocent girls but the entire plan fails when Inga hops in the sack with Karl and the two run off together . . . Inga was a scandalous Swedish sin and sex erotodrama from the late 60's reissued and restored as part of Seduction Cinema's Retro-Seduction Cinema line. The VHS edition contains a beautiful print of the B+W film, some outtakes, two trailers for Inga and a third for the sequel, The Seduction of Inga. At first it seemed to me that Inga was going to be an over hyped melodrama but after Inga (Marie Lilj
Just A Thought
I know that CT has become nothing but a popularity contest and at first it was great getting attention and tons of friend requests, but now it's just kind of annoying....I have tons of people on my friends lists and VERY rarely do I talk to any of them. It's crazy. Of course I know that most of the guys just requested to be my friend to see my pics and that was ok at first too, but now I'm looking for some real friendships. I think here very soon I am going to pretty much completely remove my friends list and start over.. with very few people staying on it. I get so sick of seeing "rate my pics to become my friend" bullshit. It's stupid and childish!
Troops To Teachers
I just watched a really neat program on TV about a program called Troops to Teachers. I just wanted to let all of the military men and wemon on Cherry Tap to know about it.I googled it and it is really easy to find out information. There are so many wonderful men and wemon that I have talked to that are defending our country right now.And there are some that came to my mind and heart as I watched this program. Just wanted you to know! Take Care, Brenda Heartsound
Things I Wrote
A new friend told me I might not like him once I see his pic's. This is a part of the reply I left for him. I liked it so much, I figured I'd write it down and share it with those who care to read it. ENJOY! I've been treated really horrible by men, abuse wise. I'll try to write a quote to explain how I feel. "The most handsome man in the world can hit just as hard as a not so handsome man. However, the man with the kind heart and handsome inside, no matter what his looks may be on the outside, wouldn't hit a woman in the first place". November 15, 2006 EL'LYNN ROSE I liked that so much i decided to quote it, I'm gonna put it into a blog. I write sometime and the name I use to write under is EL'LYNN ROSE The EL coming from my real first name which is Laurie, I'm spelling the L as EL, the LYNN comes from my middle name. The rose comes from my favorite flower :) ♥ Cherry (that's my nick name, has been sense I was 14 lol) RedheadedCherry Happy Hour!! Happ
Help Me Plz!
tell me why! why is it when a man shows nekkid pics he is a pervert and a woman does she is HOTT!...lol just wondering hell I thought i was special as a man being very open and an exhibitionist just turns out I am a pervert....lmao........ But yall know better1........... w-O-o-o-OHo-O-o............. hee hee! trying to make the next level plz help me get the last 210! PLEASE!!!
Poetry
I am not yet awake I'm not fully asleep I feel because I can Yet I don't want to Numb from my toes up Tingling from my head down I am a walking oxymoron! In a room With no way out No window or door That I have found. Stuck in here No candle, no light Left alone With only my fright. I see nothing Hear only breath Feel emotions Hear only death. Dreaming maybe? Waking, asleep Walking, running Alone I weep. Finally waking From my nightmares Was it real? Was it? Yeah I know I write some dark shit, but I'm really not feeling that way. A little down, maybe... Here I am With no one around me And nothing to make me Smile. Ever. I sit here In darkness, no candle To light my life, to light Up the night. A crappy pseudo-haiku created just now by yours truly. And no, I don't really feel that way ;)
What Kind Of Person Are You?
What kind of person are you? Kind heartedYour a all around awsome Girl to be around. You can get along with about anyone and you know how to bring a smile to some one who needs it. Take this test
My Shit
I'm just writing a little note to say Happy birthday to my friend Daniel Roblee, He would of been 19 today but he passed away August 12, 2004..Still think about you everyday beautiful and I know you're still up there looking down at all of us, We Miss You Like Crazy Boy..Happy 19th Birthday Baby Boy Also its my friend Olivias birthday too, Happy Birthday Darlin =] ALSO..HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE hehe/div> Omg..i'm so fucking happy right now..it started off as any other boring day..but then I got a text message from my friend that told me my prego friend had her baby today :D:D hes sooo fucking cute too =) i'll upload a picture eventually:) He was born at 5:28 am weighing 8 Pounds 4 Ounces ..[Nicole].. - - - - says: I have hardcore hiccups LOL x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: me too x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: wtf x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x
My Biich Box
This girl, whom I have made many tagz and licenses for has copied the 'about me' stuff that I have written on my profile. she has a few personl things different like name and occupation, but the rest is mine. I asked her to change it, and she blocked me! geeze what a way to go. Truth is, i have screenshots I am going to upload into my photos. compare if you want to. I worked long and hard on my profile, and I have the descency and respect not to steal/copy someones about me. or anything personal. Duhhh. that is sooo disrespectful. I asked her about it when I noticed it, and she blamed it on 'a friend'. But offered to change it, and 2 weeks have gone by, and I asked her again... and got blocked. COOL BEANS. Now I know the type person she is. I am calling you out on this one Cherrypie!!! Here is her link...see for yourself http://cherrytap.com/user/558597 When they came up with the spam trap shit, I then took 15 dollars a month and pay for a VIC/VIP... In order to be
Friends That Need Attention
I have a really good friend online that was recently hurt by a guy. She went to meet him and had great sex. She really liked him and he dumped her as a friend. Her husband has been really mean to her lately and she wants a divorce. She is being neglected as a woman and a wife. She has really been severly depressed lately and smoking a lot. She has also had had a few drinks here and there. She really was hung up on this guy. I do not think that it would be so bad if he would still talk to her though. Even though this guy shit on her, she refuses to tell me who he is. She thinks about him all the time and she starts to cry. She dreams about him too! I do not know what to tell her or to comfort her with this. Please go to my friends and click on her and show her some love. If that guy that did this to her is out there and reads this, please talk to her again. She really is a nice person, I have met her and maybe she was just nervous with you. Give her another chance, will you? Looks are n
Daily
I hate not being sure. I'm sitting here reading 'industry' stuff - and I'm engaged and feeling passioniate about WHERE I can fall in that and WHAT I can contribute. Then I feel lonely because I don't know any other marketers. And even if I did, the worry that I'd be communicating ideas with other marketers is a major trust issue. I don't know what it will take for me to "break out of the box" but it needs to happen, I really just need to start earning some revenue, I've worked for little to nothing for years helping build people/ideas/companies, that it's time that I need to get compensated. I'm half frustrated and half hopeful. And almost spaced out because my father thinks spraypainting in the kitchen is a good idea and I've been exposed to this lack of air for two or three days now. XO, Bam -Happy birthday dearest Tammy, she isn't reading this, but I love her and she's been one of the most amazing people in my life. -I had a important chat with a now friend ab
Greetings All
Hi everyone, just wanted to let you all know i wont be on much this weekend, I am not in the mood to do much of anything really. Im a bit depressed, but im not gonna bother everyone with why, just know i had a shitty week and im just not in the mood to do anything. For those of you who know the situation light a candle and just keep me in your thoughts. I am hoping that everything will get better and that all this shit will be over with soon. Anyways talk to you all laters hugggggggggsssssssss Raven once again i find myself in that state of mind where my thoughts are flowing too fast for me to stop thinking long enough to get to sleep. It's funny how life works and how the seemingly meaningless to some can make others go crazy. Has anyone else ever had a situation like that, im sure we all have, or at least i hope we all have. Maybe it is as i feared and i truly have gone completely mad. Well oh well if i am mad then at least i know i have had fun getting the
Quiz
Mandy -- [adjective]:Extremely dominant 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
I Have To Say I'm Sorry To All My Friends
Well, I knew it was going to happen and it did. I'm not on here 2 or 3 times a day sending all my " friends " comments, and my comments for me have been droped to one in about 2 weeks. And it was from my true friend KIM. you know who you are hon and I want to say thanks for your friendship. All the others that I've helped out and said they were my friends, now that they don't need me to level them up or have found others to help them, I guess I'm not worth commenting on or talking to anymore. It's been fun while it lasted but it looks like it's over now and that's fine. I'm not bitter because I had fun talking with all of you. I like to help others and it did me good to help those who were in need and I hope that your lives are wonderful and you are all having fun. Sue, the love of my life, is taking up a lot of my time. We are having so much fun together. I just never thought that this would never happen to me again but it has. I can love again and it's so cool. Well I guess I'm runni
This Is So True!!
"MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people" HaHa
Plugs
I have to give a plug to 2 people that actually took the time to give my page some attention.
My 64 Rambler
I Miss You....
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Contests I'm Holding
Am Hosting another new Contest. The Greatest Fubar member of 2007!!! so you think you got what it takes?? then enter this contest and see if others think so too. 1st price = a 30 day blast and 300.000 fubucks 2nd price = a 7 day blast and 150.000 fubucks 3rd price = a 3 day blast and 75.000 fubucks. as for the rules!!!!!! 1)) everyone is allowed to bomb and selfbombing is encouraged!!!! 2)) no downrating or harrassing the other contestants for this will lead to immidiate exclusion of the contest. 3)) only sfw pictures will be accepted!! 4)) no need for people to rate /fan and add me to bomb their friends!!!(unless they want to) 5)) each comment counts as 2 points and each rate counts as 5 points. 6)) just have fun bombing your favorite!!! the contest will start as soon as i have enough entries in and will last for 2 weeks tops!!!! don't enter yourselfs when your not active please. if you like to win these prices then send me a pm with the link to y
Random Bullshit
Many of you know my mother. Well she decided to sign me up for a dating website, and when I filled out the usual retarded questionaires that every site has, for some reason I felt the need to think about who I am as a person... the following is what I came up with. It made me feel a little bit better about my situation... I should be putting up christmas decorations, and will now go back to doing just that, but I had to post this, not for you but for myself as a reminder of why I am the way I am and why I must continue living even when life and love deals me a harsh hand. A little about me... It is 4:11 in the morning I am putting up christmas decorations and I got bored so I decided I may as well put some actual TIME into this thing... I am a unique person, My friends have told me that my brain works backwards from other peoples, whatever that means... but If you are looking for basic knowledge about me, first and foremost I LOVE MUSIC, I can listen to just about anything,
To See Pics Of My Fiance, Naked And Almost Naked Become A Friend
Blogs
She means well but sometimes i just dont know. her car broke down we are stuck in this little town in god knows where. no one no's how to fix the car and people wont be here for a week. we are staying in this cheap ass motel that i swear is infested with aids. after the car gets fixed we are just going back home. YAY ROAD TRIP!! Ive been staying with Theresa in Yakima, but my cousin Onika who I stay with mostly out in Richland called me up. we are going all over I guess. First stop Portland she wants to do someting there. followed by vegas, california, mexico!!! awesome stuff i am excited. My cousin changed her plans weve been in portland for awhile now. we were gunna go to cali and mexico but now she wants to go to new york. whatever, ill do either. she wants to go to new york thinking she has a chance with her photography she took those pictures of me. thats all she really has. mexico would have been fun. i dont know what ill do in new york when shes trying to sell shit
Woman
I will never fully understand the reason why woman are as confusing.. First they act all intrested in you, and then after like the thiurd date, they start to loose intrested.. Cant i just find a girl that will be honest with me after the first date and tell me if they like me or not? JESUS!!!! Im tired of playing the dating game! IT SUCKS
Drop Me A Voice Message
Come on y'all...leave me a voice message. I want to hear all your voices so it can join the many others already in my head, lol (joking...or am I? lol). The call is totally free...CALL!!! lol Yes I am an attention whore as the message says. ;-) Number: 1(641)985-7800 Code: 2079402 Just call the number below, and enter the code to leave me a voice message that will appear here on my site. Number: 1(641)985-7800 Code: 2079402 (I'm not sure if you need to input the star, try it and if it doesn't work try it again without the star).
Women
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Apple Computer reported today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Moving Violation??
Bus company sued for repulsive highway latrine-dumping incident NOVEMBER 7--An Ohio family is suing Greyhound Lines, claiming that they were driving behind one of the company's buses when the vehicle discharged its latrine, covering them and their car with a fetid stew of human waste, toilet paper, and chemicals. In a Court of Common Pleas lawsuit, Robert and Angela Stokes charge that they were driving last May (Mother's Day, to be exact) on I-75 in Toledo when "Greyhound Bus No. 6426" suddenly "emptied the contents of its latrine." The Stokes, who were traveling with their three children, claim that they and their 2002 Ford Explorer were covered with "human urine, human feces, toilet paper, other waste products" and a liquid toilet chemical known as F-104 Inca Gold. Along with destroying their car, the Stokes contend that the bus discharge ruined their clothes and caused them to incur about $10,000 in medical bills. The complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find below, seeks at leas
The Good Life
LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels lookingout for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like awater buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only
Top Country & Western Songs
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman,
The School Play
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, yo
Soap Box
What I find funny and a little disturbing at the same time is, there is alot of contests on this site, mainly about T&A. So when a friend of mine decided to do a different kind of contest. One that doesn't have to do with T&A or even people at all she doesn't get any response at all to the contest. And here I thought some of my friends in my list would of jumped at the chance to of gotten into the contest since I posted it over and over. But I guess I was wrong. So with that said, I don't want anyone getting their undies in a wad when I won't stop everything that I am doing and go vote for them in the best ass or whatever kind of contest it may be. But on the same token, most who really talk to me know I will bend over backwards for my true friends.
Wolf Words
help them with comments and rates to get there pimpin gift or you can join yourself ????? i need you to all go to uber cherry and comment my pic please heres the link just click the pic
Drunk Drivers
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN FADE AWAY. Date: Nov 13 2006 10:00 PM For THOSE WHO CARE ABOUT OTHERS AND WANT TO SHARE A DRINKING & DRIVING STORY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET~ SIZE=5> This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations. Jacqueline was caught in theburning car and her body was heavily burnt for approx. 45 SECONDS! With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment. Th
Did You Know????
Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin where born on this day in 1809 the first letter of july,august,september,october and november spells JASON Did you know that the distance between your elbow and wrist is the same as your foot? WD-40 stands for water displacement formula that took them 40 tries to get it right. the statue on top of the capitol building is the godess of the underground Persephani. when you blow on you food your actually making your lips and the inside of your mouth hotter. you can't kiss your elbow. putting sugar into spicy foods reduces heartburn. when you add any two single numbers together the answer is always an even number. the only other creature on this planet that has sex for pleasure is a dolphin. my mothers youngest son(me) was born on friday the thirteenth and her oldest son(my bro) was born on april fools day. snakes can detect the smell of alcohol on you. when you look at a star the light that you see is years old. one out o
Working Out
OMG!!!! I'M OUT OF BREATH LOL.....I WENT TO THE GYM AND DID 2 SETS OF 15 ON EACH MACHINE AND NEXT TIME ITS 3 SETS AND I BARELY MADE THRU THE 2ND SET!!!!! WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO DO? KILL ME?LOL..... Ok guys and girls....I got my first personal trainer appt set up for tuesday so wish me luck....Im doing this to be hot! lol kidding im really doing this to feel better and more healthy....instead of sitting around at the computer I need the excersise....mwahz to all who can give me tips and support me in this.....and mwahz to my friends too!
In My Head
Beyond what I know is real is infinate panic ideas that seem to vanish the minute my fingers slide around them and in the mean time, I'm left with unanswered questions and unattainable foundations. It's ever present, the malignant hole, that only gets bigger as the space between the understated denial flounders for meaning and acceptance. Is she real or just a version of something I saw on the shelf of another yesterday? An animated shadow of what could have been a glorious glimmering star, now just a waning amatureish dullness that has been rewarded in pieces of unhindered existance, groundless bottom. I've followed the footsteps set forth in front but in efforts I see that I've only started to go backwards into the depths of something that can only be described in short sylables Like the ooh's and ahh's but never more. Bound to this truth that in reality only begins in a lie weaved for posterities sake, it's become a rather tireless chore to emanci
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hey I have the private copllection open for a little while
My Blogs
Just a word to the ones I talk to often.... When I find a friend in someone and we talk on more than a few occasions you become family or I become your fan cause I have reached my family limit!! But I am tired of sifting through over 300 friends is hard to remember who I talk to... So if I am of any importance let me know!!! neworleanslady_72@yahoo.com sassyntx72@yahoo.com rarelyyyyyyyyyyyyyy used neworleanslady72@hotmail.com ~Tina~ HEY THANKS FOR THE 1O'S BUT WHILE YOU ARE LEAVING THAT 10 PLEASE COMMENT!!! THAT WAY I KNOW WHO GIVES A CRAP! THANKS OK to all the guys that ask me to cam with you and you know who you all are listen carefully~~~~~~~ And do not take this offensive if you have never asked me to do this!!!!!!!!! ~~~ I do not go on cam nude I do not have nude pic's.... and you will not see my body so give it up!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ ~I have respect and I am a mom so give it up!!! I am here for friends not to masterbate or watch you masterbate!!~ ~~~~~ YEAH I am talking to yo
Back Home
ok seriously is it wrong to be picky on who we spend time with? i mean come on we have little time to spare as it is with our lives and yet some just spend their free time with people they can't stand. or have no interest in actually being around. this is why i am single and so picky. i know what little free time i have with work and side things, i want that time to be spent well. so i guess what i am saying is yes i am picky and no i don't care. and if i so choose to want to spend some time with you maybe you should think about that. maybe we all need to think about that and if you don't feel like you want to be around or see someone then don't as i walk through this valley of shadow and death, which has been proven to be what we call life. there is a small glimmer of hope and happiness. we call it love family and friendship. we are who we are by who we choose to be in our life. many people try to enter it but we have the final say on who we keep close to us. the ones who make the mi
My First Contest :)
These CT contests are just for fun...you don't get a big house, or lots of money....or a championship ring even :) But people enter and people vote and comment...and its all in good fun :) So I decided to jump in and enter a contest...the sexiest back tattoo....there is some tough competition, all the girls have gorgeous ink...but you know what, I am greedy...yes I am...I want to win this contest. I know it won't get me anything, and it will be forgotten in about 2 seconds after the results are in. But I just think it would be nice to win something :) So I know some people will call this self-promotion...and I fully admit it, yes I am promoting myself....but why not, everybody else does the same thing. And if you feel like it, let all your friends know too.... Here is the link for the contest...comment on me tons and tons...please and thank you :)
I Miss Belfast Big Time
I miss Belfast In 2002, I've decided to go and live in Belfast.Why?? Because one of my friend kind dated a girl from there, who was part of a student exchange program. I got along very well with that girl ,Jennifer who is now one of my very best friend. You'll see why. I wanted to work abroad, and Jennifer told me that I could easily work in Belfast. took me a couple of months to get the money to go and live there. She let me sleep on her sofa for 3 weeks til I get a house.I eventually got one about 100 yards from her house, hahaha!!So she could pratice her French, and I had someone I trusted not far. I first worked in a French restaurant. I got fired. I honestly couldn't be bothered serving food honestly. I came back from work each night disgusted by the smell of food. I went to work in a hotel, doing some waitering at the bar. It was so much better. I was kinda paid to serve and party. It's really funny when girls see a guy working in a bar, I was often behind
My Personal Only If You Want To Know Me For Real Stuff
try not to conform the world to your image for it has greater plans instead imagine you conforming to the world and its needs-Sarai (yes i thought of it) damn fortune cookie things going threw my head all day Ok guys so you know i am going to apologize for not telling everyone personally right now. over the last couple of days i recently made a new friend who then quickly became my girlfriend and her son my son and my son her son so i want ever one to know this about me I love everyone i have met on here but i am now involved so continue to be my sweet sexy cherries that i love but be nice to me too ok much love Sarai TURBO EG6@ CherryTAP
What Would You Do For Me?
1. Give me your number? 2. Have sex with me? 3. Let me kiss you? 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? 7. Take a shower with me? 8. Be my bf/gf? 9. Have a fling with me? 10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? 11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? 12. Take me home for the night? 13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? 14. Sing kareoke w/ me? 15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? 16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? 17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? 18. Do you think im ugly, cute, or handsome? 19. Do you like my style? 20. Do you think im funny? 21. Do you care about me? 22. Would you cry if i died? 23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? 24. Would you dance with me? 25. Would you sing happy birthday to me? 26. Would you hold
Ladies
I ONLY HAVE 20 COMMENTS SOME GUY HAS 2500 AND YOU CANT EVEN SEE HIS EYES. PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME MORE COMMENTS./commentroad.com">commentroad.com/commentroad.com">commentroad.com People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around. If you repost this and have hazel eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is on your heart. I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "y
Dead In A Tub
I am in pain.last night my ex told me we could never be friends.it depressed me and i cut.i cut a star of all things in my chest. MY LIFE I WISH WAS OVER I AM MOVING AGAIN I CANT STAND THIS TOWNW.I CANT STAND ME.I SET MYSELF FOR FAILURE TO MUCH AND I FUCKING HATE IT.I HAVE 1 FRIEND AND EVEN HE IS BEING PUSHED AWAY.I LOST MYSELF TO HIM AND IT CONTINUED BUT HE SAID WEW HAVE TO STOP.MY HEART ACHS.
I Am A Hot Babe
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Crazy Things Said In Court
People Really Said These Things In Court Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old is your son - the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes,
Life's Expectations
Anonymous Americas I Saw Three Ships I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day, on Christmas day; I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day in the morning. And what was in those ships all three, On Christmas day, on Christmas day? And what was in those ships all three, On Christmas day in the morning? Our Saviour Christ and his lady, On Christmas day, on Christmas day; Our Saviour Christ and his lady, On Christmas day in the morning. Pray whither sailed those ships all three, On Christmas day, on Christmas day? Pray whither sailed those ships all three, On Christmas day in the morning? O they sailed into Bethlehem, On Christmas day, on Christmas day; O they sailed into Bethlehem, On Christmas day in the morning. And all the bells on earth shall ring, On Christmas day, on Christmas day; And all the bells on earth shall ring, On Christmas day in the morning. And all the Angels in Heaven shall sing, On Christmas da
Poems I Found Online
The Lonely Soul - Written by, Anto Thermadam The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life No other soul as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the daybreak He does his duties In the walks of life The lonely soul wanders Alone in the life He meets many other souls Who comes to be Unfit for the lonely soul The lonely soul wanders As the days pass by The lonely soul became More lonely, with no other souls as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life The lonely soul decides Not to die, but to face LIfe in all its hardships The lonely soul wanders Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend. - Brittani Kokko - Friends A friend is someone we tu
Crabby Old Man (great Poem)
Crabby Old Man When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet. Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? ........What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, .....not very wise, Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?
Writing A Poem
In Memory Of 5-50 Crips No Longer Around.....
You all live on in my heart.....to all i knew baCC then if you see this please and your still around and remember me Ice.....Forever known as ICE.......i love you all 6lue straight from my heart yall i love you to no ends......to all i mentioned in detail.....and those i didnt i love you all.... the only other one on the set that was more my age a year older then me passed away before i really got to know him, still showin him some love...the war started over him...peace lil cuz...some say revenge is bitter sweet but about two years ago i got the bastard who did that to you... empty just like a shell...... extremely heartless... but looked out for his crew you know the prime example of someone who lost their sanity on the street. you know i didnt know you much now that you mention it no one really did... but fuck it... you saved me a few times so you deserve my rightful respect for a shoutout you know... i love you just the same cuz always got the crew in my heart. peace
Fun With Bettie!!!
I have to come clean with you all. I am here to make new friends and to HELP MY BAND IF I CAN!!! I hope that none of you are pissed that I whore my band on here and that you will take it for what it is. I wall talk to anyony who wants to talk to me at anytime that I am on!! I love all the people that have commented on my pics and page. Please feel free to chat with me anytime. I love all of you!!! BASS BETTIE
A Little About My Daughter
So This sunday, being November 19th; my baby girl, Cami Elizabeth NiCole is going to be 6 months old...6 months and it seems like I've been a mom my whole life. I really dont remember what it was like before she came into my life. She is getting So big!!! Anyway I have some pictures of her on one of my photobuckets hehe! I'm not sure what order it should be but I do know that the professional pictures that are also found in my pictures are recent. Well...Enjoy and leave comments!! http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/Jolyfli/Cami/?start=all
Chaz...
I just wanted 2 say...It is great 2 back on Fubar...I have missed u all!...I am doing good! I am Happy & I Love!...I am so excited 2 be engaged 2 the love of my life...Well, I hope all of my Fubar friends have a great week & a great up coming weekend...God Bless Us All! :) Nevaeh78 ~Chaz~ xoxo's 2 all!
Weight Loss News
I have an appointment next month for surgury orientation. After that if all the tests are good, then I can have the surgery done. I will have my new and improved body probably in time for the new year. Wooooo Hooooo!!!!!!! I am so damned happy. I just came from the doctors today and I lost 18 pounds. I also found out that I can get the surgury done to lose up to 120 more pounds and my insurance will cover it all!!!!! I will be so gorgeous by the time this is all done. My hubby may not want me to go out of the house. HAHAHA!!!! He wishes that is. Because I am going to show off my new body all over town and see how many looks and stares of disbelief I get. Hell, my hubby may not want me. But you know, that is OK to!!! It is all good. I may even get a morph done of the before and after pictures!!!!
A Day In My Life
if i feel love... i won't deny it... if you love me... i will cherish it... and if love's gone tomorrow... please don't hide it... a fool with a broken heart is just that...a fool!!!... wake up with a smile...good to know i live to ride another day...yay!!!
Why
Have had alot of stuff going on in life so haven't been around for awhile.. I hope everyone is well and sure miss my friends will be popping in a bit later Hugs to all. D So this is my first winter in Ok. and boy am I a lucky girl or what!!! We had an ice storm that left us without electric for 4 days!! Trees were crumbling like crazy and I hear that it hasn't been this bad in at least 10 years!! I sure picked a fine time to leave Cali. Then we get things up and working again and IT SNOWS!!! I am glad I bought a coat!! any way Merry X MAS and all that jazz!
My Inevitable Most Beautifull Heartbreak...
i know i haven't written to you a few days...i was away and i'm putting my words down as soon as i can... still haunted by that photograph with a soul...so many unspoken words...unreciprocated feelings... i wish i was the one to dry your tears...take away all your sadness... i'll make you a hammock out of a rainbow...weave your dreams with wishing stars...write you poetries on the sandy beach...so the sea can carry them to you wherever you may be...remember my angel...somehow...somewhere...i'm always here...thinking of you... time to say goodnight again... i'll wait for you in your dreams... yours... rain hi angel... i've missed you...missed your voice...missed your smile...your eyes... this heart..if only you could see...maybe you're too blind to see or maybe you chose not to...either way...it doesn't matter...what i feel is unconditional... i kept asking myself...if i've come to the last page of the last chapter...what's next?? maybe you're right...maybe we'll ne
Starbuck Hoax!!!
Tim Hortons brings a taste of home to troops in Kandahar First outlet opens at a deployed mission OTTAWA - Troops serving in Kandahar, Afghanistan, received a taste of home Canada Day morning when the Canadian Forces Personnel Support Agency (CFPSA) officially opened the first Tim Hortons outlet at a deployed mission. At 10 a.m. Kandahar time, (1:30 a.m. EST), men and women of the Canadian Forces, along with military from other nations, joined CFPSA Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Major-General Doug Langton, Commander of Task Force Afghanistan (TFA) Brigadier-General David Fraser, and Tim Hortons Director of Business Development Doug Anthony on the Boardwalk at Kandahar Air Field (KAF) for the official opening ceremony. Gathered around the 40-foot trailer for the ribbon cutting, troops were treated to words of encouragement, appreciation, and Canada Day wishes while enjoying coffee and donuts. “This is about serving you as you continue to do the outstanding job Canada asks of you,
My 3 Sons With The Gifts They Recieve From Their Auntie Mette In Denmark!
Cool Slideshows
Cry Me A River
Ok so everyone knows im going through a seperation leading into a divorce!!! I hear everyday why can't we work on things. I don't want to work on things anymore!!! Where the fuck was this willingness when I was Hurt , Crying and Pleading for the love I deserved????? I am so over the hurt!!! I just want to have a normal loving relationship with a good person who loves me for me. Not what I can do for them. I don't want someone who controls me or tries too HINT: It wont work with me I dont bend to anyones idea of what a lover ,friend or wife should be. This is all I think in my mind when someone tries to control me: Why can't you just love me for me? Do I look like I need another daddy? All things considered Treat the person you say you LOVE good no matter what your issues are with them... Another thing why be with them if you don't like who or what they are???????????? Enough of my thought add to this if you would like.. ~Jacqueline
Funny Stuff
Entrepreneurs How To Sniff Out A Liar Melanie Lindner, 05.13.09, 4:40 PM ET There are plenty of dangerously skilled liars--and not just the Bernie Madoffs and Jeffrey Skillings of the world. Indeed, under the right (or wrong) circumstances, we're all guilty fibbers. According to an oft-cited 1996 University of Virginia study led by psychologist Bella DePaulo, lying is part of the human condition. Over the course of one week, DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 participants, aged 18 to 71, to record in a diary all of their social interactions and all of the lies they told during them. On average, each person lied just over 10 times, and only seven participants claimed to have been completely honest To be fair, most of the time we're just trying to be nice. (When your wife asks if you enjoyed the dinner she cooked, most husbands who know what's good for them say, "It was delicious.") Such "false positive" lies are delivered 10 to 20 times more often than spurious denials of culpability,
Pain In The Rain
stormdreamer@ CherryTAP There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. You are 95% kinky You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Which Of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
You Are Prancer You are the perfect reindeer, with perfect hooves and perfect flying form. Why You're Naughty: Because you're Santa's pet, and you won't let anyone show you up. Why You're Nice: You have the softest fur and the sweetest carrot breath. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
Wtf
Busy weekend everyone. Love and kisses to all. I'm here, probably listening to one of the lounges while I work, but not here. Shitloads of stuff to print and I'm behind schedule. Gotta work job 2 and 3 this weekend also. If I don't respond right away don't take offense. I come back to the computer and check my messages often. Relationships, r they really worth it? This was asked of me today, and this blog is where my answer wound up. GF's I know suffer through a lot of bs in their love or lust lives. And those who are my good GF's know I do too. Why do men think they are worthy of everything and we think we are worthy of nothing. Subjecting ourselves to torment both real and imagined for the sake of a relationship with another human being. Honestly, when you're not home do you think your cat is laying in someone elses lap or that the dog is chewing on the neighbors slippers?? We put ourselves through way too much drama. The guys or signifigant others in our lives never having
Redneck Bugle Classified Ads:
FREE: Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 neighbor's sneaky dog. FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepard, part stupid dog. GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Male. Neutered. Speaks German. Free to good home. FOUND: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Real dirty. Been outside awhile. Better be a reward. SNOW BLOWER for sale. Only used on snowy days. LIVESTOCK FOR SALE: Cows and calves, never bred. Also one gay bull for sale. FOR SALE: Nordic Track $300. Like new, hardly used, call Chubby. PRODUCE FOR SALE: Georgia peaches. Great taste! California grown. 89 cents/lb. FOR SALE: Nice parachute. Excellent condition. Never opened. Used only once. Joining nudist colony! Must sell Maytag washer and dryer. $300. OPEN HOUSE: Body Shapers Toning Salon this Saturday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tryout our new equipment and look over our personal exercise plans! Free coffee and donuts. FOR SALE: One man/six woman
The Turkey Must Have Really Done It
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely rem
Men And Sex
So my man went and commented on another girls pics and told her that she was beautiful and basically wanted to fuck her. So I wrote him a 4 page letter on he makes me feel like trash and he couldn't go do the 1 god damn thing I asked him to, which was delete the fucking comments. And he didnt. I swear if I didn't know any better I would slit his fucking throat. Sometimes I want to leave him so bad but I never can. Now I realize that if I am not happy I DON'T have to put up with it and I sure as hell don't have to stay with him. Wonder what I will do. What would ya'll do?? Please comment!!!!
Old Poems
ALL THESE YEARS Walking on the beach tonight Your memory crosses my mind All the good times And all the bad ones Think about all the times We laughed and cried The times we cursed The times we prayed The times were crazy no doubt We were just living and dying Our dreams so big, so small Just living our lives Always knew what you would say All your fears, all your cares I caught all your tears Still miss u after all these years

You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.Mermaid0%WereWolf0%Dragon0%Faerie0%Demon0%Angel0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whisper
True Stars
i was getting a briefing from the 1st sgt today the usuall safety blah but he said something that sticks out. you all would roll out the red carpet, spread your legs, and open up your homes if a movie star rolled up. but when the real stars and the real american heros roll up you shun us away the real heros are me and my fellow brothers in arms. there was a sgt in iraq who gave his life to save that of a little forigen girl, he left a family of five, soon to be six. and you call all these actors who play heros on tv the heros. to me the american soldier is the real american hero.. so next time a soldier comes in your prescence treat him like a star cause he is the only true one left in the world
Jokes
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call for a Woman in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, A 4yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mother so he could see While he helped deliver the baby. - Diligently and,very wide-eyed, Kathleen did as she was asked. - Her mother Susanna pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him hard on his bottom. And Connor began to cry. - The paramedic thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the little 4-yr Old what she thought about what she had just seen. - Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the First place..... Spank him again!" A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks “Why is your stomach
What Ancient Spirit Am I?
You scored as Elf. You are an elf. very calm yet energetic. You enjoy the finer things in life. You hate to be alone and preffer a small crowd of your closer friends. The ideal girl. Sometimes you can be very, very shy. Open up, life is to be lived, not wasted.Elf83%Sorceress75%Shadow Spirit75%Goddess75%Wolf67%Zombie58%Dragon58%Vampyre50%
Poems By Me
for all of u who dont know im i am kays one and only her future husband. the last few days kays been getting alot of messages from former and new friends sayin she doesnt belong with me or u can do better them him. this bull shit needs to stop shes happy im happy. for the fact that im am her first white boy should have nothing to do with it i treat her like a princess i have treated her better then and BLACK MAN ever has. so tuff shit shes mine get over it we will be married in march. i dont appreciate all the FUCKIN disrespect that i have been gettin from all u jelouse haters. the the few who say u should come over to me bc my dicks bigger. i am the only one to get her off and shes been with bigger so fuck off. im happy and shes happy. jut bc u think u love her and wanna be with her u all are two lil two late. and for the few who want phone sex that shit dont fly shes not in to that. and when a girl says NO i dont do that it means NO!!!!!....... ok im
Anything And Everything
I'm hoping most of you will read this cause I would like all that are on my friends list to sign my guestbook that is on my profile under 'Interests' so that I can see where everyone is at compared to me. Thank You and please sign. Heart n Soul I thought I knew what love was Till I met a man who showed me the light He opened my eyes to new things He opened my mind to new ideas He opened my soul to the light He opened my body to passion And he opened my heart to love like no other Before him all I knew was darkness To me love was always pain But I met him and darkness turned to light And pain turned to passion I curl up to him and I feel safe He looks at me I feel his love He touches me and I feel his passion I see in his eyes that I will always be safe I can't wait to come his wife To live our lives as one All because I finally found what true love is And I have found it in him In his heart In his eyes In his soul In his arms To the end of time I now know wh
Other Stuff
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed. The butcher had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow." "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face." When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!" Subject Please read and repost!! Body: Since the Pledge of Alle
Come Get Some
Hey guys check out the front page of my local paper at this site http://www.aconews.com/noc/. This deals with the redevelopment that is happening where I live, and also be sure to check the Editorial under opinions on the left. Well guys, it looks like some good news on the horizon. My neighbors and I have an interview with the local newspaper on Wednesday. And today I received a e-mail from the mayor no less! He wants to set up communications so that we are all informed of the development plans and progress, this way we are not asked to move at the last minute with no where to go. Also he wants to set up a meeting and bring in some organizations that can help with relocating us understanding that some need to remain close to work because they walk there. I'll post more later. Well tonight was the big meeting with the local paper. Went pretty well, and I think we learned from them just as much as they did from us. Personally I think there are some shady dealings going on with this deve
My Html
Why did they come? Who are we to end it all, yet how do we not care?, You have waged war with us, why did you even dare! Now family's are separated, they have suffered a great loss, Pain has crippled our nations, For Allah you have burned our Cross! We will not stop, and neither will you, why have you started we had to fight too! This is Gods war, why can't you see? Life would be beautiful, if we all lived to be free! Please stop the killing, you have killed our daughters and sons, does more blood have to be shed in a war that cannot be won? I pray one day soon, the world will once again see peace, Gods will be done. Lord help us, Why did they come? Many oceans so vast in size, The sharks will always feed. The sun will always rise, The moon will always breed. Your deser
Random Ruminations
Roping A Deer------- ( Names have been removed to protect the Stupid! ) Actual letter from someone who farms and writes well! I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home. I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them. I picked out.. ..a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of t
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Well not sure how many of you stop by and look at my pics.. I have decided to change up my image a bit.. I dont want to be thought of as easy or some sleezy person.. those of you that know me well know that I dont have any really tacky pictures or sleezy ones but I worry that the ones I have put up give off a certain image about me.. one I am not sure I want to have.. so I have deleted all the sexy pics.. will be getting some new ones soon of just regular every day life.. but someone brought to my attention recently that all BBW's have naughty pics some where and they are thought to be easy... I am not easy by any means and dont want to be looked at or thought of in that way.. so as for a New Years Resolution for me.. I have no more naughty pics.. I know that many of you enjoyed them and would gladly share them with you outside of being posted online.. just have to give me a private email address but its only because I trust that you would not plaster them on the net some where else..
My Own Pain!!!
My Own Pain I have so much pain to go through I wonder everyday why this is happening to me How could god do this to me? My only answer for that is it is meant to be this way My heart can't take to much more I am breaking everyday Only God knows how much I can handle Why do people have to lie? I can't answer that only they can Why do people hurt the ones they Love? I can't answer that only they can Why is my Heart feeling so much Pain? Only I can answer That. Why is it that things run in our heads each night before we sleep? I don't have the answer for that either All I know is I have My Own Pain In Time I hope it goes away I don't like being angry I don't like not trusting I don't like being unhappy when I don't know what they want I don't like secrets I am open, honest, caring, loving, love my family I believe things happen for reasons and I am here for a reason and that Is to Be Married and raise o
The Life And Times Of A Horndog
I hate working 10 hour shifts...but hey the extra hours help out alot. I know this much. my feet hurt, my legfs hurt, my back hurts, I'm just sore. and tomorrow I gt to gon in from 4 to midnight getting to close again. God I can't wait for the Pizza to get here. I'm fucking hungry. April 12 I make my MMA debut in Hazard, KY against Steven Barger. Wish me luck.xed Martial Arts. its pretty much like UFC. So I've been single for a while now....it sucks beyond compare honestly.IO go from having this wonderful person wiht me all the time to finding out she isn't much fo what I really thought to begin wiht and am now alone. I mean my roomate is here but she and I aren't romantically involved in any way. So I'm lonely. I dunno why I'm even really writing this blog. I mean I guess just to vent. No one ever reads these anyways. I just wish I had someone to hang out wiht where there is a chance at being romantically involved. The Last three gals I've spoken to have either gotten interested in
Bbws Come To Me
friends fans family and people im fans of im deleting people who dont talk to me or dont respond when i write them if you do not wanna get deleted write me a private msg or write me a comment you have till 02/07/06 if you dont know when that is its febuary 7 2006 its a wenesday and if you dont write i will delete you and if you look and dont write im deleting you..... hello everyone that know me and is a friend and fam and all the fans some one come talk to me im bored and need some one to talk too hit me up please it will be fun hello every new and old friends that has come if you wanna get to not me the guy that luvsladiesfeet come talk to me im openminded and will talk about anything possible i do have a heart and a mind and i do think with them so look im on come hit me in my shout box comment or a private message i return all and i will talk so hit me up
Beginnings
She lay in bed listening to rain beat against her window, the soft tinkling forming its own intricate melody gently pushing her towards sleep. Her aqua sheets fell out in waves around her. They were the color of the Pacific as it kissed the shores of the Keys. The moonlight danced over the sheets creating a light that shone like diamonds around her. She wrapped herself in them over and over, bathing in their comfort. She couldn’t get it out her mind; get him out of her mind, the way he looked at her, the way she reacted to him. “Come here, now.” Elita stepped proudly across the room. She drew out every stride, every look, every breath. If he wanted her he was going to have to wait for it. She rested her hands on the arms of his massive chair and tentatively leaned into him. She breathed in the scent of him, fresh pine and sweat, and just below that, something richer, deeper, and intoxicating. Any suggestions? This is a few lines to a story i started. If anyone has any
Stuff I Find Amusing
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she Asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldoesss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo Inchesss ththiickk..aaand rrunns bby bbaatteries? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssonnnoooffabbitch offff?" Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and sp
Life
one day u feel like crying.... call me. I dont promise that i will make u laugh, but i can cry with u. If one day u want to run away-- dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop......but i can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call......and there is no anwser.....come fast to see me. Perhaps i need you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain. you will have bad luck for 10 years, if you don't pass this on to 15 people. if u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u!" People all around you Have to stop and stare Some will even wonder How those scars got there I have bad scars too Except mine a
Drama Drama Drama
i was woken up to a strange number on my fone today.... it was a calling card... and the person on the other line was in jail... My friend Ritsche. It was for a dwi, and a pretty bad one at that. The sad thing is he told me he doesnt remember leaving his house.... I love all of my friends soo much.. and to hear this breaks my heart. He could have been hurt soo badly because apparently his car is in pretty bad shape... I can only hope that everything goes the way it should for my wonderful friend. He was one of the people who understood way i am the way i am and all he had for me was support. Im sorry that we drifted apart for so long.. maybe if i had been around more you wouldnt have gotten behind the wheel.... no one can say for sure but all i kno is im glad to hear you are alright and not hurt. It means a lot to me that i was the first person on your to call list. It made me smile... and i almost wanna cry... Im gunna be there the best way i can and just hope that everything w
Life In General
the worst part about being alone, is you have no one to share your good news to :( as of 12/02/08 i lost my baby sister,she never complained about being ill, and the way she was you never knew she was ill, and quess what the dr's said she never knew, she pasted because of a artirial stroke (a vein busted in her brain)what i'm tring to say is pay more attention to your family and friends, cause they may be here today and gone tommrow,please stop by and say goodbye to shaggy46072, i love you sis, miss you if anyone would care to just chat hit me up if u c me on line
My Poem
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Psh. People
Soo Yes after 2 years I'm back. Your all going to have to bare with me on getting back to everyone...my computer is really slow, so I wont be able to get back to people right away. If anybody would like any other way to keep in touch with me, then just ask. Well Take care y'all. Love Always, Stephanie
Thanksgiving
have a safe and happy thanksing i hope everyone has safe and HAPPY THANKSGIVING i am so happy that i meet you on hi5
Hollywood Joe's Blog...
A woman dropped in unannounced at her son's house. Having knocked on the door she immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch wait ing for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "Wha
My Tarot Card
You are The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
Anything
Get your own Poll! Gemini- I'm a whore? Cancer - i'm a pimp Leo - I can make u love me!! Virgo- i have great lips to kiss!! Libra - I can have sex all night LONG!!!!! Scorpio - i'm sexy as hell Sagittarius - im the best at sex Taurus -i'm great in bed! Capricorn - I fuck like no other! Aquarius - I LOVE SEX! Pisces - i fuck betta than u!!! Aries - Im the wifey/hubby type Since you opened this you'll have bad luck and a bad sex life unless you repost this in less than 10 minutes with the subject of whatever your sign Come and join the party, Is All 80's day. WE WE WE have have the best DJ'S around to keep your day going.... See you all there.... http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4391
Wild Sex
always charish your loved ones. you never know what each day holds for you and them. Call them tell them you love them. even if you dont talk as often, just call and say "i love you". just saying those three words is enough, nothing means more then those three words. so what are you waiting for. dont you have a call to make or dont you need to say something to someone right now. Correct me if i am wrong but my personal profile is mine right. I mean what i put on there is what i want. If someone doesnt like it, then get the f*ck off my page. END OF F*CKIN STORY. I dont need five different people messaging me or sbing me shit. Just dont look at my shit, better yet block me so you dont see anything of mine. hell i dont care what you do. Enjoy the message and your weekend right now life for me is shity. i am really down right now and i havent been on as much because of lifes drama. so pray for me. i will try and be on more luv you all joanne
Wow!!!
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Thoughts And Other Things I Want To Pass Along
Awesome letter...especially the last line. > >> > >> > >> > >> This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is > >> currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent > comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it > >> along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! > >> > >> Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if > >> you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your > homework, and you make an effort to be > >> smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get > >> stuck in Iraq" > >> > >> So I wrote him a letter: > >> > >> I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I > >> am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in > which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic > >> and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. > >> I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and > between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. > >> In college I was a member of several academic honor > >> societies, including the Golden Key Honor
Aussie Saying
A Woman's Perfect Man....
LOVES UNDERSTATED LOVE IS NOT SO SIMPLE OR MALLEABLE AS MANY SUPPOSE PIT IT IN A PRISON AND IT DIES RESTRICT IT AND IT TURNS TO HATE FORCE IT AND IT DISAPPEARS YOU CAN NOT WILL LOVE NOR CAN YOU EVEN CONTRIL IT YOU CAN ONLY GUIDE IT'S EXPRESSION WEATHER IT COMES OR IT GOES IS ACCORDING TO THOSE QUALITIES IN LIFE THAT INVITE IT OR DENY IT'S PRESENCE
For Anyone With Enough Of A Soul To Read This...
my car has a flat tire i cant get this guitar riff right, or any guitar riffs for that matter i have a habit of staying up late, really late, too late i'm constantly losing my mind i can never sleep when i say i'm going to music and friends are the only things that keep me going bank account is in the negative, money's never really been an issue before suddenly all of life's major issues hit me in the face like a brick, injuries soon follow in my perfect world i'd be a rockstar... in fact i posted an ad tonight that im looking for a band so wish me luck i have good friends, one who will go out of his way to pick me up and take me with him to see drifting tomorrow 2 hours away because i cant afford gas money i took a new pic today, some noticed it's really good i am not gonna lie, probably my fav pic on my page now did i write too much? was it poetry or a blog? kinda a mix of both, really. the ones who read this are truly awesome and actually care
Just For Fun
subject: 70 Quirks About Me post date: 2006-12-19 05:51:18 views: 1 comments: 0 ratings: 0 70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 01. Initials: SSL 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: ex sis inlaw 03. Last thing you ate: cereal 04. For or against same sex marriage: whatever feel right for ya im not bothered either way 05. I say Shotgun! You say?: hunting 06. Last person you hugged?: grandson 07. Do you believe in God?: yes 08. How many U.S states have you been to?: 25 09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: 4 10. Ever lived outside of the US: no 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: i really like my eyes 12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: not sure 13. Who is your best friend?: Mike and Patty 14. Why are you up?: night owl 15. Who made you angry today? nobody yet lol 16. Favorite type of Food?: mexican 17. Favorite holiday: easter 18. Do you download music: yes 19. What illegal things have you done?:
Why?
It's time to delete ppl who don't talk again!!!!send me a message(no comments or shouts)letting me know that you want to stay. i got very bored and made this one:) This is for a very special and sweet girl here on ct:)
Things About Me
Ok Folks, I know a few of you may or may not have noticed that I have not been around lately. Well for those of you who care about me and bother to read my damn blogs you might have known that I took a trip to Niagara Falls for a few days but that is not the only reason I have been away. I am burned out. I have been facing some very hard times emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and physically. I just cannot go into personal details right now because my emotions are too raw right now but I am taking some much needed "ME" time right now so my Cherry Tap friends and family will just have to understand that I just do not have it in me to return comments, ratings, votes and silly stuff like that right now. My life as I know it is in jeopardy right now so the non-essentials like that have to take a back-seat to everything else. I hope you all will understand. I will say this though I am keeping an eye on my page from time to time so all love shown is appreciated and will be returned in d
Flex
'salute' Pictures
Like i said before, i'm sorry it came to this... it took me quite a while to go through all your pictures looking for salutes that weren't approved by CT...i did find some however. And if i missed yours, by all means let me know, I'm sorry i did...there were just so many pictures to glance over... The ones left either: (1) have a salute picture approved by CT (2) have a salute picture un-approved by CT (3) I have seen a salute picture privately from (4) i have seen on webcam (5) i have met personally (6) CT support page(not sure why i'm keeping that) my friends list went from 140 to 34 and that includes baby jesus... so like i said, if i missed your salute picture i am sorry let me know and I'll gladly add you back, it was just an oversight. Happy New Year everyone, god bless and good luck, Ryan Hey friends, I'm sick and tired of people on the interent lying to me... So at some point i'm going to Clean out my friends list...those without a 'salute' pict
Sandwolf
some times you take life for grantede and dont relize that something is happening inside your body and dont even relize it. about 6 weeks ago, i had a weak up call. i had a heart attck and i am only 38 and still have a long life ahead of me, so i know that i have to take better care of myself and watch what i eat and do more exercise to stay fit and make sure that wont happen again. being a truck drive is hard to stat fit and to make sure you stay healthy , because being a truck driver and being always on the go is hard to stay fit, but i need to do what i need to. if any one that reads this can give me some info to stay fit while i am on the road. thank you You Were a Giraffe You are a high achiever - able to reach things others can't. A great communicator, you are good at getting past superficialities.What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Voice Message
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Bad Habbit´s
Wow!
It isnt working! Sorry! So all of you who are emailing me your irritation, please stop! lol! well, added the pics that were requsted the most! overwhelming boobs! ok! lots of requests for.....racier pics. well,i just got here, so i would like to get to know folks a little better first. but i will take a littel poll... what kind of pics would you like to see? let me know and keep checking back...
Quizzes
You are 100% kinky You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Lets Play
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from poetic :)) 1. I am very much in love with a wonderful man named Randy who is a musician. 2. I have a problem with weight control. I yo yo *a lot*, but love myself no matter what weight I am. 3. My friends are INCREDIBLY important to me. I love them like my family. I would do anything for them. 4. I went to a private Catholic school for 13 years. HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT! 5. I am very interested in learning more about the pagan/wiccan religion. 6. Music is a PASSION to me. No I do not sing (only in the shower :P~) 7. I am bi 8. I ADORE animals. 9. I have a fear of rollar coasters (horrid) 10. I am V
What Year Do You Belong In?
You Belong in 1974 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
I Hope Everything Goes Uphill.
I think it is. I caught myself in quite a few of those moments. Despite everything that's going on financially that might make me in a bad position. I am so happy. I mean, it's not just the regular happy. It's the most satisfieing happiness I have felt in my life. Just with a conversation I've been waiting for, and didn't expect that I'd get it, well atleast didn't think it would be tonight. I'm hoping he will forgive me for all my mistakes and realize that I will never fuck up again. But I don't know I'm rather speachless and sometimes I get to the end of a sentence and I'm still in a world of awe that I just don't know what to say, but I know exactly what I'm feeling just hard to put it in words and nothing I type would even come close to how I feel. I love Duane, but tonight I fell inlove with him. With that said, tomorrow is a whole new day, gonna bust my ass harder than ever, going anywhere up to an hour and half away for a job if it calls for it. It just blows my mi
Guns And Roses Concert
ok I went to see G-n-R monday .. it was the best concert I have been to this year .. it was awsome .. first the Suiside Dolls came out ( strippers) they were good ... then it was Sabastian Bach from Skid Row ... he is as sexy as ever he played till about 10:30 the G-n-R came out at 11:00 and played their asses off till 1:30 in the morn ... it was most awsome ..my seats where rite by the stage and hell I never had to look at the screen once .. coz It was all there rite in front of me ... then when they where ready to play my Michelle .. Sabastian came out and sung it with Axel ... it was the best concert this year .. beats plunge, kix . Def leppard , Journey, Montley Crew, Aerosmith , Cinderella, eleven -54 , Korn , and who ever else I seen .. if G-n-R is ever in your town ... GO SEE THEM!!!!
On The Edge.....
I havent blogged for a long time been so up to my ears in the day to day shit that has consumed my life here as "manager" of this establishment i call home. I love this place...being by the salt water...the people...tenants and guests and the neighborhood and ambience of this navy town. What i dont love is my tyrannical, crazy, cokehead boss. This past week was telling for me. I woke up Monday not wanting to go to work...and I didnt. I called in sick. For the past year I've worked 60 hrs a week and been only paid for 40. I get a free room at the inn to share with my 17 year old son and cat. No privacy. Then I spend countless hours on my only day off...Sunday..showing this man's empty and available apartment houses. All for $10/hr...net $321.47 a week. I am verbally abused on a regular basis..(You fucking piece of shit this, fucking bitch that), accused of stealing his money/property or whatever it is that week he feels he can threaten me with. I could go on and on the
Rants
Yado all, it's whiskey and Rant time. The Single urinal vs the trough. Who shall win? This is the shit I think of when I take a piss in the bathroom. On the one hand a trough is bigger and allows for multiple guys, but the urinal has privacy. A trough you ain’t got to worry about flushing but with a urinal, who says you gotta flush? A urinal you some times gotta watch out for that little splash and in a trough you have to watch out for someone elses splash back. You know what, I think next time I’ll walk outside and piss in the gas tank of that guy who just cock blocked me. Zado, and screw that guy. I'm getting a little sick of being called an alcoholic, for all you alcoholics out there, good on you. But I'm not an Alcoholic, I'm a drunk, Alcoholics got Twelve steps, I got twelve packs. And I do admit I have a drinking problem, I can't afford it all the time(donations welcome.) But I don't suffer from alcohol, I enjoy every minute of it, and I know that booze isn't the answer,
Video's
Her body drenched in sweat as she hears his voice on the phone The thought of him sitting behind him kissing her neck and squeezing her breasts awakening such strong desires with in her Feeling his body pressed against hers Moaning softly feeling his hardness Wanting no almost begging him "Please baby, take me.now. And having him refuse as he gets down on his knees before her and begins the wonderful torture on her using his lips and tongue to make her scream out in passion. Giving him what he had been longing for as she filled his waiting lips with her sweet juices.Clutching his head holding it against her till her shaking subsided. She looks into his eyes as he raises up and starts rubbing his hardness against her .Her body trembling in anticipation as the two of them finally become one for the first time. For years their fantaises have been leading up to this once in a lifetime moment as he slowly slides into her and her body responds pulling him deep inside . Finally fee
Best Morph Contest
I just wanted to thank everyone who vote and left comments for me in the Sexist Eyes Contest. I just found out that I won. I am so excited. First contest I ever won. So thank you very Much. I love ya all. Laree I would like to thank all of you that came by and supported me in the Best Morph Contest. I came in 4th out of 30. Which wasn't to bad. I love you all and I had a great time.
Pickup Lines
-Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning. -So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak? -Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. -You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Wanna suck my hairy balls? -Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. -Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? -I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears -My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? -You might not be the best looking girl here,
Random Thought
I have my grandmothers temper and my moms patience. Since they don't get along all the time no wonder I'm always internally conflicted. Why is some people on this site seem not to evne wanna return a hello? I don't think I'm a bad person...I try to say hi to everyone thats on my friends list...see how they are...but I get no response most of the time. Why? Let me edit this b4 people get ticked...I mean people I dont hear from at all.
Sexiest Female Smile Contest! :)
Leaving for sunny FLA on thursday! im going to be there with my three girls for 2 weeks and 2 days and its going to be beautiful! i cant wait! :) Ft. Lauderdale here i come baby! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=184063&albumid=112595&i=3370889454
Karmic Chaos
~What is wrong with people? Don't get me wrong and i don't do it every day (because when i do i tend to go those wonderful 8 hour spans where you kill that last bad guy and realize not only didn't you sleep but you're late for work). I do love video games and yes i would love to have the latest and best and all the coolest games but it's not practical for me to have all i want right now. Nor is it necessary. I fill my life with meaningless trinkets like anyone else but i would never in my life think something so important as to trample over another human being. Endanger a life for some golden fleece that will essentially become an obsolete piece of technology or a hand me down for someone who's patient enough (or busy enough) to wait .... oh say a few months out of the 90 years one may be alive. I had started to hope we'd matured a bit from the days of beatings and killings for a pair of friggin shoes simply for having a "socially" popular brand name. The same stuff EVERYONE w
The Dead Scriptures
Only You *Melissa* Only you can make me feel the way I do. When we caress it feels like we are one, never two. Each time that we have touched is imprinted on my heart. My head floods with thoughts of you whenever we're apart. Only you can look in my eyes and see their rain. You take my world and turn to love its pain. Being able to be me is a gift I've never known. I love you a great deal for the passionate heart you've shown. Only you have the chance to show me life's sweet joy. I feel like a boy on Christmas Day opening his favorite toy. Every day in every way I crave you and your touch. The little things; the way you smell, your skin, soft lips and such. Only you can help me write our fairy-tale come true. Be the queen of my heart and I'll stand guard for you. Your knight in shining armour, or jester when you need laughter. Lets live a love that ends with '& they lived happily ever after' Sorry to inform you the people of CherryTap, that I am no longer go
A New Side Of Me
ok so no one on here really nos me except heather...but somehow i have recently found a new side of me that includes 4 tattos & a belly ring! lmao. & im gettin my 5th tat on my bday which is next friday the 24! i have a 4 leaf clover on the top part of my boob, interlockin hearts w/my kids initials in them on my shoulder blade...this is a kick ass tat!! red lips on my ass cuz there r just some ppl in the world that need 2 kiss my ass lol & then i have this star & moon design on the small of my back which is also kick ass! now my lil tat guy tony has designed me a babygirl tat thats goin on my back he designed the one on my shoulder as well...hes pretty nifty! & someday soon ill get pics of these damn things uploaded!
Pics
I just want to tell all of my friends and family hello. Have a safe holiday season. Everyone be safe...............Tom I just wanted to tell all of my friends and family HELLO. I wish every one of you a great weekend. Tom I have a few pics up. More to come. Please rate them, and tell me what ya think.
Imagination And Pretty Girls .
Hello! 4 tHe sTimulaTiOns ImAgInaTiOn tOur 4ur Mind n Body wAtch Out 4 Late Nite Fantasy as the BrAinTeaZr of the net. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. oh I'm sorry, I'm not in right now. Please leave your message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you and have a very wonderful day! hugs LateiteFantasy BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Beware the Phantom...Femme Fatale by LateNiteFantasy© As dark clouds surround The victim emerges Listening for the nearest sound His breathing, it alerts her She begins to sniff the ground Beware the Phantom The scent of a married man She moves in for the view To begin the process if she can Preparing a victim anew The takedown of the man Beware the Phantom This is a game She knows too well For her this brings no shame The desires so strong she needs to quell It does not matter his name Beware the Phantom Luring him in with pleasant chat Giving him
Woohoo
Ok,all of you know I NEVER ask for anything really! But could you PLEASE go rate/comment my pic in the Ladies Tattoo Contest! I have been kickin ass till people found out this contest ends tomorrow,n now they are comment bombin the only 1 that was close to me! Now I have been passed up in comments and rates! I will find a way to repay whomever helps me! Much Love,Mandy JUST CLICK ON THE PIC! Ok people,I am now in 2 Tattoo contests,and this 1 started 2 days ago so I am wayyyyyy behind! go rate n comment me if you will! much thanks! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=16218&albumid=133763&i=3852942310> http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=16218&albumid=133763
For Me
(1) Be Impeccable With Your Word. The broad scope of this concept is to avoid sin against yourself by what you think. Sinning against the self takes many forms: such as, putting yourself down, gossiping, or putting anybody else down because you don't agree with what they think. Actions and words need to be consistent as part of being impeccable with yourself. The other side of the coin is the smoky mirror concept. Ruiz makes the point that our perceptions of others are merely reflections of ourselves. Therefore, to put another down or project negative words or energy towards another person, is to lash out at the other person because of our own insecurities. (2) Don't Take Anything Personally. There is an awful lot of negative energy out there and some of it is directed at us by other people. If you take it personally and take on the poison of another's words, it becomes a very negative agreement you have with yourself. What anybody thinks about you, or says about you, is really abo
Vacation
Fun Fun Fun
If it can be done, I'll be the one to do it. Whether it be good or bad. I have a Dodge Durango, which I fearlessly go where ever I want in. Saturday, on a simple outing to the ball field I decide to park along one side of the field to create some shade. It had rained a few days before, it was a little muddy. Leave it to me.......... both tires on the passenger side sunk in the mud. I got a 4 wheel drive stuck. I had a handfull of willing helpers, I chose my ex-brother-in-law, I figured if anyone should tear up my vehicle it should be him. He sunk it further......... and covered me in mud, I was standing next to it to see if it was going anywhere. Called another friend who has a wreaker and auto-repair business. He's got the wreaker lent out so he brings his 4 wheel drive and a chain. Hooks the chain to his front end and my rear end (that sounds kinda wrong)and tries to back up an pull it out easy. No can do. He turns his vehicle around, hooks the chain back up, my X
The Keys To My Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Depressed
Ok,I 've never actually written a blog before,and I'm basically just doing it because I well I really don't know why.I just got off the phon with my mom,She and my Daughter had just gotton back from the Dr's where my daughter has undergone more testing(yes my mom has custody of my daughter long story,please don't judge me on that,it really the best place for her)(and it's a long story that expands my lifetime)back to the subject,My daughter has previously been diagnosed as having ADHD,no big deal right plenty of people with ADHD go on to live productive lives,and then on top of that was diagnosed with mild autism.Oh she's going to be 12 in Dec,Developmentaly she act's like she's 5-6 yrs old.Is in the "6th grd",but doing 2nd grd work.She is in a special school,will never attend normal school again...She is now diagnosed as being Mentaly Retarded,not developmentaly disabled...for the rest of her life she will need adult supervision,no proms no drivers licsense and it's breaking my heart.
Real
know how you can easily check and see if someones pics are really them? real people have high res pics. not these little pics that are so small you can barely see them. small pics are generally stolen from site that restricts size of the pics. other then that, there is always the salute pics....:)
A G-life
“G” Life. Why does it ... My Power is awesome, try me you'll see, know if you do, you'll never break free. Just try me once, and I may let you go. But try it twice and I will take your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal, you'll lie, you'll take from your loved ones, just to stay high. The crimes you'll commit from my narcotic charms. They'll be worth the pleasure, you'll feel in my arms. You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad. When you see their tears, will you feel sad? Just forget your morals and the way you were raised. I'll be your consience, I'll teach you my ways. 'Ll take kids from their parents, I'll take parents from their kids. I turn people from god, and I seperate friends. I'll always be with you right there by your side. You'll give up everything, your family, your hope, and your pride. I'll take and I'll take, until you have no more to give. When Im finished with you, you'll be lucky to
Woo Hoo 1st Blog!!!!!
First of all i want to thank everyone who has helped me here and sooo friendly. I have already met some wonderful and crazy people .... interesting ones too... Im here looking to meet people from all over and all ages .. Love to cat so if you wanna good chin wag hit me up !
Hoochie Stuff
I would love to close my eyes and become like peter pan and we could hold hands and sit on top of the world on the clouds and watch the sun go down and fly over the ocean waves we never grow old and we can live in a dream Drove way around the world to see my myspace gf just to find out she had a real life boyfriend. booo whoooo. Slit my wrists and black my eyes lalalalallala so I am here with this pain in my heart gonna block ur ass and hope u choke on the next big thing I am gonna erased my “who I like to meet”. Chours: why did it have to be you to tear me down i thought are love was so strong I would have given my life for you, now I am here looking at ur myspace knowing its over becuz myspace ruins livessssssss and I hope u take my pics off your page as I always dreamed of a storybook romance but my little paper heart ripped so easy I have a hole in my chest becuz of you I was killed by all that you have said it was
Just Stuff
HEY EVERYONE!!! I know it has been a while but i just wanted to let everyone know that I am doing much better and I will be back on air starting January 8th! Yes thats right THE ONE AND ONLY NAKED DJ EROTICA comes back on air with BAD SEED RADIO. I have been working there behinde the sences for a while and I am ready to take the air yet again! *kisses and hugs* Erotica I just wanted ya'll to know I am ok still sick and idk when i will be able to return to cherry tap or the station full time. I am doing everything I can to get better. I love you all!!! Mwah!!!!!!! I keep trying to find the answer but I guess I will never know. Why does this kind of stuff happen to me? Why do I always end up in impossible situations? Do I put myself in these problems? Do I open myself up to them? Why is it that I know I will always get hurt no matter what? I keep thinking maybe this time will be different, but it never is. Why is it that i shut everyone out but people always find a way in? I try so ha
Farmington Nm
Life
The love of my life called me tonight.... and I couldnt say anything. Our history together is long and ackward. We play games on each other. We both love each other and want to be together but we just cant seem to get to that point. Its almost as if fate is pulling us apart with circumstances. We both make stupid mistakes and cant quite get it right. How do you stop the games and just.... be? Or is it just destined for us to not be together and be happy? grr i got another new piercng today :D yaya me! hehe yaya i know...what can i say im addicted :D I start my internship tommorow!!! yay im excited and nervous :) :) wish me luck yall! and ill let you know tommorow how it all goes!!
The Sound Of God!
I heard the sound of that BEAUTIFUL GE Minigun droppin' hot brass on dem boyz...and I thought how nice it must be to hear GOD above ya! The only friend they had in sight.
Holidays
Texture My Words DADDY'S EMPTY CHAIR A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The minister assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit. "I guess you were expecting me, he said. "No, who are you?" said the father. The minister told him his name and then remarked, "I saw the empty chair and I figured you knew I was going to show up." "Oh yeah, the chair," said the bedridden man. "Would you mind closing the door?" Puzzled, the minister shut the door. "I have never told anyone this, not even my daughter," said the man. "But all of my life I have never known how to pray. At church I used to hear the pastor talk about prayer, but it went right over my head." "I abandoned any attempt at prayer," the old man continued, "until one day four years ago, my best friend said to me, "Johnny,
Be A Breast Supporter!
Let's be honest, we all love breasts. Straight men and lesbians everywhere love to look at, fell and maybe even have a little nibble on some lady funbags. And everyone else loves to laugh at the ridiculousness of man-boobs. With this in mind we should all be doing what we can to help keep as many breasts on this planet healthy. So with this in mind, I have a favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... The Breast Cancer site is still having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Please repost this to help keep pert breasts, saggy breast, tiny little breasts, huge breasts, and
My Glob (blog Spelled Backwards)
I am reposting a blog my husband wrote. it is currently posted on his myspace and he has yet to post it here on fubar, so I will. We are all in school this semester. Betsy is in school with me at ECSU for her General Requirements. I am back in classes for Biology, CHemistry, and Calculus. Gwen has her prereqs for her Nursing school. The kids are back in school, and enjoying it. All but one, Tim seems to have some issues with behavioural issues. But after the events of this summer I can understand. I was recently asked to describe this family in a short statement. A short phrase if you will. The one I chose was that "we are a wolf pack" Each one of us an individual, yet together a formidable and cunning force. I keep seeing guys that come in this house, and they run squealing back to their own homes. I noticed at issue is my "alpha male" status finally when the girls pointed it out at a small town in Oregon. I noticed I did not have to move for others while walking down the stre
Funny Things....
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close so it's a short drive. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not. People keep telling me I'm i
Disposable Heroes
Bodies fill the fields I see, Hungry heroes end No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend Running blind through killing fields, bred to kill them all Victory of what said should be A servant til I fall Soldier boy, made of clay Now an empty shell Twenty one, only son But he served us well Bred to kill, not to care Do just as we say Finished here, greeting death He’s yours to take away Back to the front You will do what I say, when I say Back to the front You will die when I say, you must die Back to the front You coward You servant You blindman Barking of machine gun fire, Does nothing to me now Sounding of the clock that ticks, get used to it somehow More a man, strips you bare, glory seeker trends Bodies fill the fields I see The slaughter never ends Why am I dying? Kill, have no fear Lie, live off lying Hell, hell is here I
No Girl Deserves This!!!!
Body: NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!!!!!!!!!! ok read this it is sad NO GIRL DESERVES THIS- Story- Girl: Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work
First Timer
HI EVERYONE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME AT ATTEMPTING TO WRITE A BLOG SOOOO FOR ANYONE WHO READS THIS PLZ BARE WITH ME I JUST PRETTY MUCH WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS LEFT ME COMMENTS ON MY PAGE AND MY PICTURES THEY ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED I LOVE YOU ALL PLZ KEEP THE COMMENTS COMING I LOVE THEM ALL **KISSES** HI EVERYONE IM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY THT I HVENT BEEN ON AND HAVE NOT LEFT ANY COMMENTS HAD FAMILY EMERGENCYS OVER THE HOLIDYS TO EVERYONE IN MY FRIENDS LIST AND FAMILY ECT.... I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE GREAT HOLIDAYS AND I WISH EVERYONE A GREAT YEAR TO COME PLZ DONT FORGET ME I LOVE YOU ALL AND HOPE TO CHAT SOON BEST WISHES FOR 2007 Free Myspace Graphics
Smile Contest
This is my first Blog... I hope I did it right... This is a friends Smile Contest contestant... please rate her This is my first Blog... I hope I did it right... This is a friends Smile Contest contestant... please rate her
Poems
IRISH FRIENDSHIP His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel. "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. "Yes," the farmer replied proudly. "I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the le
Good Night All
After working 48 strait hours... I will be spending the weekend at home... see you all on Monday night
Poetically Speaking
Her eyes are moonbeams bouncing off the crests of waves in a sea of unfathomable beauty. Her lips are rose petals, moistened with morning dew, and losing virginity to the glorious rays of the sun. Her skin, like a peach plucked from the Tree of Divinity, so sublime, so perfect and needless of any adornment. Her smile is the kiss from an Angel, sent straight from Heaven, whose only purpose is to woo my heart. And my heart, wooed in such a way is fain to be forever hers, like a bird''s song is to the morning's glory. a bird's flight is to a morning's breeze. I only meant to love you Not to cause you pain To be the one you’d cling to Your sunshine after the rain I know my words have stung you I feel I’ve scared your heart I’ve cried myself to sleep Because we’re still apart My greatest wish is to be with you For your love my soul does yearn We both have make mistakes We still have things to learn F
How Lucky Are You?
Your Luck Quotient: 81% You have an extremely high luck quotient. Not only do you consider yourself lucky, probably everyone you know does too. But you're smart enough to know that you've mostly made your own luck. By being positive, open, and flexible, a lot of luck has come your way! How Lucky Are You?
Just Blogging
Please watch out for this Man. His name is Luis Gonzalez. He brutally beat a girl i know to death. Here are two of his pictures. Please repost this for everyone to see so that this doesn't happen to anyone else. This is not a joke. It happend May 12th 2007. It happend just because she couldn't get another girl to join them hanging out. Again PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND. Please go and show her some luv. I'm sure she could use a lot of it right now. 2FAST4U!! ~{ Cherry Snatcher}~@ CherryTAP This is off of www.marionso.com Active Inmate Details - GONZALEZ, LUIS Information PIN: A0105206 Booking #: 0700007612 Location: EC219B Name: GONZALEZ, LUIS MIGUEL Sex: M Race: W Height: 510 Weight: 135 Hair: BLK Eyes: BRO DOB: 5/24/1973 Booking Date: 5/12/2007 4:11:00 AM Charges Code Desc OBTS Bond $ Release Case # Charge # 1 784.041-1 BATTERY | FELONY BATT RESULT FROM BODILY HARM/DISABILITY 4201118149 $10,000.00 07023945 Court Case # Bond Type: SURETY
Hey Friends An Fam
im just wondering what the future holds i thought i found love but nope all she wanted to was make a babby
Maybe Life Will Get Back To Normal.....
I Am Backkkkkkkkk
I AM BACKKKKKKKKKKK AND WILL TAKE A BIT TO GET INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.....SO I THOUGHT I WOULD JUST LET YA ALL KNOW U HAVE NOT BEEN 4GOTTEN......
The Words That Rhyme
Minutes Seem Like Hours Hours Seem Like Days Nights Are An Eternity Without You By My Side I Long To See Your Gentle Smile And To Look Deep Into Your Eyes Without You Here Beside Me I Am Nothing But A Lost Soul Searching For Its Mate I am a comedian who has stage freight. A hopeless romantic that always gets hurt. I look normal on the outside. But inside I'm just trying to keep it together. It is what it is. I just got to keep reminding myself. It is what it is. While shuffling through some boxes .. I found this poem ... thought I'd share it with you :) Too Good To Be True You just had to be This has happened to me before Why would you be any different You think I've would've learned You think I should have known Words are just a smoke screen Hiding the truth As if my past hasn't taught me I always do this to myself Think that I'm not worthy Of finding someone So I fall into the spell Of the words that weave their web Around my hear
My Writtings
Written by me (Peek A Boo) Unspoken Words It's the middle of the afternoon and my mind has been engulfed into a land that only seems to bring visions of you. Your standing there in your blue jeans and t-shirt with that sexy smirk you always display. I can see in your eyes there's a desire, a desire that only you and I seem to understand. Your silence says I want you yet; you aren’t sure how to proceed. Your eyes dance around my body as your mind says how do I start? I can see you trembling as many thoughts race threw your mind it’s a moment you’ve been waiting for and now your scared to start. “Dear God, can this be happening?” you silently think to yourself, shake your head in disbelief and softly whispering, “This just can’t be real?” Taking your hand into mine I softly whisper, “This is real, the time has come!” as I lay a light kiss upon your cheek. I step-back, look deep into your eyes only to see our passions dancing in
Morning
'Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house The whole damn family was drunk as a louse Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song And the kid was in bed flogging his dong Ma, home from the cat house, and me out of jail Had just crawled into bed for a nice piece of tail When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I jumped out of bed to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Threw open the shutters and fell on my ass The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow Gave a whore-house-like luster to the objects below When what to my blood shot eyes should appear But a rusty old sleigh and two mangy reindeer With a little old driver a pounding his dick I knew in a moment, it must be Saint Nick Slower than snails his reindeer they came He bitched and he swore as he called them by name Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls Quick now, damn it, or I'll cut out your balls. Then up to the roof he stumbled and fell And
Everyday Stuff
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure I made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. Favorite body part on me? 16. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 17. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 18. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: We got in a fight:
Should I Do Porn?
my site should be up soon. however it will take just a bit for all the pics and videos to be added but i do have lots of pics and videos on now but. fell free to come join when you can. Alexis Lyn
"internet Obsession"
PITBULL GENOCIDELETS STOP MAN'S BEST FRIEND FROM BECOMING ONE OF MAN'S RECENT MEMORIESThere is currently a bill going through that will ban the dog breed pitbulls from the United states. A breed who has gotten a very bad name, of all dog bites from all breeds of dogs, pitbulls rated number 4 FROM THE BOTTOM. So to eradicate a species based on something that is not the fault of its own, like any animal it learns to adapt to its environment. Any one who owns a pit bull know that he breed is one of loving and caring nature.Breed / Percentage of BitesMixed Breeds - 34%Shepherds - 7%Labs - 7%Rottweilers - 6%Boxers - 4%Chows - 3%Pit Bulls - 2%As you can see, pit bulls are extremely low on the list compared to other breeds which do not have the negative reputation which society has given pit bulls. Approximately 77% of all dogs pass the temperment test, while a whopping 95% of pitbulls pass. As a breed the pitbull does better on the temperment test than retrievers, labs, dalmations, and almo
Keeper
A Keeper ¸...¸ ____ /______ ,·´º o `, /__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´ | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° One day someone\'s mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more \"just one minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away . . never to return before we can say good-bye, say \"I Love You.\" ¸...¸ ____ /______ ,·´º o `, /__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´ | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·- :º° So while we have it . . it\'s best we love it . . and care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . . and take good care of it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage ... and friendships . And children wi
Praise
Poetry?
What is Love? Is it Sex on the beach? No, that's lust. Is it spending every penny on the other? No, that's just showing off. Is it buying a card for no reason, just to let them know you care? No, that's how you show it. Is it putting someone else before yourself without even realizing it? I'm not sure, but that's usualy what happens. Love is hard to define, an you don't know what it is unless you're in it. But nothing is better if you can find it. All I can say is if you are lucky enough to find it, never let it go. It'll never work they say how can one person love two? for them i feel sorry that their hearts are so small love is not bound by a body nor is it bound by a number my heart can accept all no matter their choices in life i love two one male, one female the three of us love each other and live in harmony our children will grow and learn to be open our life will be lived rather than be be told we will have no regrets for
Life As It Passes By! ! !
Life As It Passes By You start life as a baby Which then you are so cute We give Our Parents a Hard time In other words a run for there Money. Soon it is time for us to go to School. Parents Cry as they say good bye For the First Day Of School. Before you know it you are a Teenager. All we can think about are Boys and Girls, School Dances, and so on. Before we know it we are in High School. Look it is Homecoming who will We take to the game and the dance. Then you get a Steady Boyfriend and they are your life so you think. You put down your guard to let them in your Heart. Time for Prom what will you wear, who will you go with oh that loving boyfriend is with who. You plan for Months what you are going to wear, How to do your Hair, What will happen? So many things to think about. Then the night comes you look so Pretty. Your boyfriend tells you look very nice. You take losts of Pictures for the Parents then
The Weekend
HEY HOPE EVERYONE IS GETTING READY FOR A WONDERFUL WEEKEND,STOP BY AND RATE MY PIC AND MY PROFILE AND LEAVE COMMENTS FOR ME TO READ. hey just chilling and doing laundry.Hope everyone has the best weekend ever.
Sex Laws
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks
Bisexual Women!
im thinking of taking some new NSFW pics tonite, are there any requests out there? i need a few ideas i LOVE this picture! stop bye and give this girl a 10 would ya please? i want to meet you, so dont be shy, come out and meet me! say hi or something, we girls need to stick together...if you are a bisexual woman and proud of it, let it be known!!
Whats Up
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com hello just wanted to send out a happy valentines day to every one GET NAUGHTY WITH YOU. If I don't get this back I guess ur not my friend.. If u have a lot of luv 4 someone.. Copy and send to ur whole friend list.. And in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you.. ~*~DA NAUGHTY TRAIN~*~ *If u get it once ur cute... *If u get it twice ur a hottie... *If u get it 3 times ur sexy... *And 4 or more times ur REAL HOTTIE... hello i was just stoping by to wish u a merry chrismas
Thanksgiving
The Pumpkin By J. G. Whittier Ah! On Thanksgiving Day, when from East and from West, From North and from South come the pilgrim and guest, When the gray-haired New Englander sees round his board The old broken links of affection restored, When the care-wearied man seeks his mother once more, And the worn matron smiles where the girl smiled before, What moistens the lip, and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past, like the rich pumpkin pie? O, fruit loved of boyhood! the old days recalling; When wood-grapes were purpling and brown nuts were falling! When wild, ugly faces were carved in its skin, Glaring out through the dark with a candle within! When we laughed round the corn heap, with hearts all in tune, Our chair a broad pumpkin, our lantern the moon, Telling tales of the fairy who traveled like steam In a pumpkin-shell coach, with two rats for her team! Then, thanks for thy present! - none sweeter or better E'er smoked from an oven or circled a pl
What Do You Think?
i know what i want to say, just not how to say it so bear with me. right now, the song on my page says a lot of what i want to say to him. so, there is this guy. some of you know who im talkin about and most of you dont. lets keep it that way. eventhough he has no idea, he is my biggest influence. there are things i do now that i didnt do before i met him. i never knew what love was and how it felt to be loved until i met him. yeah, i know what some of you are saying and believe me, im aware of what im saying. i know how i described our life together wasnt always pretty. i spent more years with him than some marriages last and i dont regret any of it. i love him with every ounce of my being. mind you, i said love him and not in love with him, there is a huge difference. even after we broke up, we were still great friends but he lied about some pretty important things and i told him that i never wanted to talk to him again. here it is, months later and he invades my every though
Smiles.....
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed,then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny ...but
This Shit Is Funny
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Hate Rape Kill Yourself
Remember all the times we said we`d never forget? The sober days we never regret? Remember all the times you laid motionless in thought? How about when the drugs took over and we fought? HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THOSE THINGS TO ME AND IN FRONT OF OUR DAUGHTER?! SHE DIDN`T NEED TO SEE ME GET BEAT WHILE YOU HELD HER! CHOKED ME TIL I NEARLY WAS GONE, WATCHED HER CRY AS I STRUGGLED TO HOLD ON! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I STILL HOLD EVERYTHING AGAINST YOU! I`LL NEVER BE ALRIGHT IT`S NOT SOMETHING TO GET USED TO! YOU WEREN`T THE FIRST TO DO THAT SHIT TO ME BUT YOU SURE AS HELL WILL BE THE LAST I`M LIVING FOR ME!
Contest...
WHATS UP BURQUE HOPE U ALL HAVE HAD A GREAT WEEK.. TO..SO YEAH ITS THURSDAY N WE ALL KNO WHAT THAT MEANS THE SPOT TO B AT TONIGHT IS GROUND ZERO.... N IF YA C YA GURL THERE DONT B SCARED TO HOLLA hey whats up friends i was jus hopin i could get ur help in a contest im in for the sexiest libra...the contest is goin by comments,so please rate n comment as many times u want...thanx much luv babygurl xoxo hey friends its me again i nedd ur help votin for my dog..in the cuttiest pet contest u can vote as many times aas u want
Chinese Horoscope
Your Birthdate: January 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean? dog In the West, the Dog is man's best friend, but in Chinese Astrology this Sign is a little more unpredictable than that. Dogs are loyal, faithful and honest and always stick to their firm codes of ethics. However, this Sign has trouble trusting others. It's generally quite trustworthy itself -- except for the occasional "little white lies" the Dog tells in order to make things go more smoothly. The Dog makes a wonderful, discreet and loyal friend (despite any white lies) and is an
Randomness
Might be back. Who remembers me? Still no word from any of the bouncers or the owner aboot it, so I sent off fresh emails. Thanks to the few of you who have actually sent me messages, where I can actually get to them Thanks to all who got me here! Now just 325,000 to go, lol
Single And Looking
Dj Midwest Bad Boy
ok im so sick of these people that promise to hook up on a weekend on mon and then by fri u get stood up how lame needless to say its been like this for me 4 too long im supposed to meet people nd yet its head games so 4 that u can all fuck off i wont name names but theres a few of u that been playin with my emoptions and now im done i got a few close friends on here but 4 how long who knows i said my peace and when u read this well think bout who this is about to many people like the drama n th exitement of meeting people on here but in real life they dont bother its like theyre someone different on here than in the real world ie just had it with a few people on herte all flirting then oh im taken or u live toofar or some other bullshit single life sux and married life aint any better if u marry the wrong one so here i am fri night bored alone and sober whats wrong with this picture why is it anytime theres somethin goin on in sheboygan theres rea
What Really Grinds My Gears
You know what really grinds my gears? Tax time. First you gotta wait for all the forms. Then you gotta get all the forms and books. Then the freaking calculations. Damn, I dunno how people do it. At least I won't have to go through all those headaches. I just do it online. But then the big part that really sucks.... I'll end up owing money on my state tax. And I won't be getting a federal one either. Tax time sucks when you don't have kids and know you're not getting money back. That's what grinds my gears. You know what grinds my gears? This "Not Safe For Work" thing. Here's why I liked LostCherry in the first place. You could put up pics that you can't put up on MySpace or any other site that you otherwise have to pay for to use. Since this NSFW thing, I've noticed I've been on here a lot less. I think this site's starting to turn into the very site they were supposed to be the opposite of in the first place. And not just because of this NSFW thing. Have ya noticed
Uhg
Man i don't know why i always let this stuff happen to me. I'm finally getting my life under control and i just go and screw everything up. I need to just calm down and let things fall into place instead of trying to force a square into a circle. Ok so i recently ended a four year relationship and that was bad enough. now it's only been like 5 weeks since we ended it and i'm already having feelings for someone else. (that makes me feel horrible in it's self.) and he's at a stage in his life where he doesn't want to become attached to any one becuase he's got a LOT of shit going on right now. i'm trying to be understanding and be there for him as a friend cause we've known each other for years now but it's so hard to do that when i have feelings of more then just friendship towards him. He is completely aware of my feelings for him. and he knows i would do anything for him and i feel like he's taking advatage of that. but i'm too afraid to say anything to him cause i don't want to
Need Help
please come help me out everyone and i will return the favor..i promise you that lisa ~badassbitch74~

blah blah, blah blah hlah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Let's talk about HAIR! We all have it... well almost all of us. Let's just say we all HAD it once upon a time. Were we ever satistfied with the way it looked? NOOOOOO!!!! We always want something different, something new. I was looking at my hair the other day thinking I was tired of it just hanging there. So, I broke out the hot rollers. A little curl, a little body ya know? Not according to MY hair! It thought it looked just fine... FLAT!! Must have, because 30 minutes, 3 burned fingers and 2 tired arms later it was still just that. So, I started thinking color. Once again something different, something new. So, a trip to Wal-Mart. After another 30 minutes of looking at all the pretty boxes I left. Empty handed. Lord have mercy... how do you choose? First I thought, I'm a blonde, was born that way, must be the way I was meant to be. I'll keep it that

Moody...need I Say More???
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3 Questons
SEX SLAVE APPLICATION NAME: AGE: LIKES: DISLIKES: BRIEF DESCRIPTION: FEARS (be specific): WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO: HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDER WATER: BLINDFOLD OR GAG? WHIPS OR CHAINS? HANDCUFFS OR ROPE? KNIVES OR RAZORBLADES? CANDLEWAX OR EDIBLES? TOYS? RULES: FILL OUT IF YOU WISH TO BE THE SLAVE OF THE PERSON WHO POSTED. REPOST. ADD TO IT IF YOU DESIRE. THANK YOU.
Pretty Kitty Contest
I'M GOING TO RUN A PRETTY KITTY CONTEST. ANY LADY INTERESTED JUST DROP ME A LINE WITH A LINK TO THE PHOTO YOU WANT TO ENTER. CLOSE-UPS AND FULL BODY PHOTOS ARE ALLOWED. JUST MAKE SURE WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR SWEET HONEY PIE. IF I GET ENOUGH APPLICANTS IT WILL RUN LIKE A MARCH MADNESS TOURNAMENT W/ 6 ROUNDS. VOTING WILL BEGIN ON THANKSGIVING. WE ALL NEED SOMETHING TO AFTER FILLING UP ON TURKEY. PLEASE ENCOURAGE FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND FANS TO SIGN UP. BE PROUD OF YOUR PINK. PLEASE REPOST AND GOOD LUCK STILL NEED MORE.....HERE KITTY,KITTY I'M GOING TO RUN A PRETTY KITTY CONTEST. ANY LADY INTERESTED JUST DROP ME A LINE WITH A LINK TO THE PHOTO YOU WANT TO ENTER. CLOSE-UPS AND FULL BODY PHOTOS ARE ALLOWED. JUST MAKE SURE WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR SWEET HONEY PIE. IF I GET ENOUGH APPLICANTS IT WILL RUN LIKE A MARCH MADNESS TOURNAMENT W/ 6 ROUNDS. VOTING WILL BEGIN ON THANKSGIVING. WE ALL NEED SOMETHING TO AFTER FILLING UP ON TURKEY. PLEASE ENCOURAGE FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND FANS TO SIGN UP.
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say, "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people actually do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say, "did you see that?" while watching a film. No you loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
Hooked
Ok now my job has been sucking for almost a year now lost around $20,000 in overtime so far but now we are back to our old schedules and things are looking pretty good as schedules go.The mill still has some quality issues but they are getting worked on and hopefully we keep on rolling. so i go to work today 3 am around 5 am the place chases on fire half my job burns down man this sucks what am i gonna do for Christmas well gotta let all this soak in i am hooked on these mums want to start my own but not high enough level i need some help leveling up lol
All About Me
If you ever wanted to know about me...or even if you didn't....here is pretty much anything and everything I could tell you about myself. 1. Full name: Elle 2. Nicknames: Girlblink182, Sweetie 3. Eye Colour: Brown 4. Height: 5" 2 5. Hair: Black 6. Siblings: 1 brother I don't talk to much 7. Do u like to sing in the shower? nope, there's better things to do in there 8. Do u like to sing on the toilet? not really 9. Birthday: Nov.29.... 10. Sign: Sagittarius 11. Address: Canada 12. Sex: Had it and like it ;) 13. Righty or lefty: Lefty 14. What do you want in a relationship most? Love, Respect, Honesty, Open Communication, Humour, Trust 15. Have you ever cheated? Yep.....a long time ago 16. Marital status: Hitched 17. Do you have a car? Nope 18. What kinda car do you have/want? Hubby has a Kia, I want a minivan :) 19. Movie: Titanic 20. Song: Distraction 21. Band/singer: Blink182, Angels and Airwaves, AFI..... 22. TV Show:
Still Holding On...
Fuck Tha Drama Lounges
ok i have never nor will I go into another lounge and steal peeps out for my lounge...fuckin grow up read ya tos...fuck off...phreakdaddy
Funny Shit
The Smurf Orgy It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have... you know... sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding yes! And why shouldn’t they? They’re people, too. What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too. Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite the weather-Smurf’s direst predictions. I guess good ol’ Mr. Sun is a voyeur. In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the village and warned all the Smu
Horror Pix Contest, Please Vote...
lets be grown ups on this...i seen adults act worse then kids? thi is supposed to be a adult site.. but latey its kiddy....if some one down rate ya big deal, so what. there just ignorante..
Life
Ok so there is a nasty virus going around here. My mom had it for a while. My little brother came over Friday, and that night his voice started going in and out. Saturday it hit him like a ton of bricks and he got it. Now I have it too. My voice is gone. My head is pounding, and I am aching and hurting all over. I have a sore throat, a nasty cough, and my nose is stuffy, running, and draining all at the same time. Needless to say, I wish someone would just shoot me. Rob came over real early this morning to take care of me since I can't even stand up long enough to make a sandwich for myself. Hunter and Fluffy are sticking close to me. I am not sure how long this will last, when my mom had it, it laasted a few weeks. So if you call and I don't answer or return your call, or if a guy answers my phone, you know why. I am not able to talk on the phone right now. I have resorted to having to write it down every time I want to say something to Rob. Anyway, I hope everyone else is doing bette
How Well Do You Know The Females Body????
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Sexy
Ah Ah Ah Ah!!!!
Dear exited readers of my blogs! The time has come!!!!!! DOWNLOAD O7 REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!! Well, first may I add…NEVER TAKE TO MUCH SHIZ TO DOWNLOAD….we got stuck on the way up because we over packed…to much food mainly lmfao! After Hayley coming to our rescue with a shopping trolly we eventualy got to the ticket gate…oh we did have a laugh there….we had to abandon the shopping trolly there…because it was stolen ¬_¬ how pathetic is that!!!!…so Daz, Rob and I headed off to meet Rebecca at Orange camp…Fuckin Nazi Camp more like!!!! The reason that Orange Camp got given this nickname was because the damn security guards where the only ones in the entire camping area to check for wrist bands…so like all ppl will do we rased our armes in the are…NAZI POWER lmfao! After eventualy setting up our tents and everyone sorting there stuff out we chilled for a bit before heading off for our first treck around the village!!! On the way we saw Tiny (who was a ickle bit o
From My Head...
Hey ladies how about this CRAZY IDEA... women say they want friendships first. then when a guy becomes a great friend they say...i dont want to ruin our friendship. girls say that want men to be gentleman and pay for things and open doors - then complain because they are independent. Women say that want someone to shower them with affection and love - then when we do..we are too clingy. women say they want a guy that actually listens - and when we do... even though we listened some how we didnt hear you. ok yeah so how about this one...in general...PICK ONE SIDE OF THE FENCE AND STAY THERE... yes guys know what women want (generally) but for the specifics...um we cant read minds...SO TELL US WHAT YOU WANT! then leave it up to us to give it to you. If we dont...MOVE ON...if we do..STICK AROUND. Actually its quite simple. And another thing...LADIES...GUYS FIX THINGS...so if you have a problem and you tell us about it, we are going to try and fix it...if you dont want us to give
Hi Everybody* Missed U, Had To Get Pc Fix* Hav A Grat Day**** Xoxox Hggsssss***
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Life
All I really want out of life is my forever love. I know...it sounds cliche and all that. I mean...is too much to ask to be loved as much as you love? I only want to be the sun that rises and sets on his world and to be the reason for the smile on his face. I want to be the one that can walk up to him at his worst moment and hold him and tell him that everything will be ok....and he believe me. I just want to believed in. I want someone that will pick me up and move me to solid ground when my world is crumbling under my feet. I want to feel like I am the only woman on the planet that can his day......and his night! I don't want to be the only person in his life....only the most important person in his life. I guess it is too much to ask to be accepted wholey for who and what I am. To be accepted and loved for my flaws as well as my good qualities. I often wonder if there is a "perfect" match out there for me. Someone to make me feel whole. To fill the voic in my heart and my soul. I ha
Birthday
Poem
As I sit here in the quiet, Tired and ready to fall asleep, I think,... My depression got deeper, My soul grew darker, But still no one sees. Emptiness once again fills me, My heart seems so cold, My blood black as the night, My body deprived of happiness, And filled with sorrow, But still no one sees. I grow quieter, almost silent, My mind grows deadlier, My hate burns deeper, My love is buried, Under the ashes of my soul, My friends grow faint, My vision gets blurred, But still no one sees. My throat closes to not let in air, My body struggles, My mind dies away, My blood turns blue and cold, My eyes glow black, My body turns purple, Now everyone sees, But much too late. The pain I feel, It hurts so much, And nobody cares. My world crashes, All around me, And nobody notices. My life slowly crumbles, As I just want to die, And nobody sees. My tears just keep coming, As I am drowning, And nobody helps. This tunnel gets dark
This Is So Wrong
A chief constable claims men who have sex with girls of 13 or over should not be classed as paedophiles. Terry Grange, chief constable of Dyfed-Powys Police, said he believed paedophiles should be classed as men who had sex with pre-pubescents. The UK law states the age of consent is 16 and anyone who has sex with a younger child has committed an offence. But in an interview with the Sunday Times, Mr Grange said men who have sex with children should not be classed as paedophiles if their victim was between 13 and 15. Mr Grange, the spokesman for the Association of Chief Police Officers on child protection and managing sex offenders, also told the newspaper that the law on child pornography should apply accordingly. "It's much more of an issue for me if a child is under 13," he said. "I think the closer they get to 16, the more it becomes a grey area and I think everyone in the field of dealing with sexual health and sexual activity acknowledges that." Mr Grange s
Diff Stuff
All the Mans are the same Players on the netz...for sure some are Players, they tell us Storys from Haven and Earth, telling us things about Love , Future , but saying to everyone the same, not getting tired of there Storys..
Strange Pennsylvania Laws
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. You may not sing in the bathtub. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk. No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buy
Vote For Me Please
i am looking far someone that will pose far a tattoo i have the cartoon that i want but i want it to be a real person. anyone that would please let me know. i killed a 4' 6" timber rattle snake today at work i was stepping with half a foot of it an didnt see it til it was alomst too late it had 1" fangs an 9 rattles an button
Best Dick Contest
THE BIG DICK CONTEST IS NOW OPEN. GO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE. THE CONTEST WILL BE OPEN UNTIL 9PM MOUNTAIN TIME SUNDAY NOVEMBER 26. I am starting a new contest. It will be the best dicks. Anybody that wants to join needs to contact me through a private message and send me the link of the pic you want to use. I will accept 30 contestants. The total number of comments and ratings will be used. There can be more than one comment from the same person. The winner will receive a Rolex and will be commented and rated by me and 2 of my friends. The contest will be open at 9:00 mountain time, 8 Pacific, and 11 Eastern on Sunday November 19. I still need 14 contestants for my best dick contest. The contest opens at 9 pm mountain time, 8 pm pacific, and 11 eastern. just send me a private message with the link to your pic that you want me to use. I will not be choosing the pic, you need to do that. The contest will end Sunday November 26 at 9 pm mountain time. The winner will be annou
Happy Thanksgiving
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Friends
In Memory Of David Elwood Fisher
When we lose someone we love The loss seems too great to bear God sends us friends to confort us To show us that he cares. But in the dark hours of the night When there's nobody else around When we feel the saddest and loneliest It's there God's love can be found. It's like a soothing, healing, balm To soothe our broken hearts The healing oil poured over us That flows into every part. We can rest secure in God's love And know He's by our side He holds us when we feel as though A part of us has died. We can know that Godwill listen When we just want to talk And when we feel we need to cry We can share it with the Lord. For He is always waiting there Ready with arms open wide As we pour out the hut within He pours His live inside. Out father about loves us so much And will never leave us alone He will not forsake us in out need To face this on our own. He comforts us and Strengthens us And rubs us with his balm And as the dawn breaks thr

aim- xpho3n1x yahoo- crazybeautiful856 myspace- www.myspace.com/crazybeautiful856 there is one song i see all over ct and myspace... i do not know if people realize how corny this song is yet or not.... "Smack That" or "Smack Dat" whateverthefuckitis by Akon. It is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Stories From A Psychotic Thought
so, in my intro to shakespeare class, we have to read one shakespeare book a week. dumbass me forgot about how many days i had so on tuesday i read over 100 pages of "the taming of the shrew" and still didnt finish (i gave up at 10 pm). after i was done, i had an almost uncontrollable urge to speak in iambic pentameter. in class, when we were talkin about the book and watching clips of the BBC version and some other better version, i realized i was slowly thinkin in imabic pentameter. lol by the end of the semester, i'm sure i could almost imitate shakespeare, so i'm going to challenge myself. i'm gonna try to write a story, not a play, in iambic pentameter. it's going to be hard but i'm sure i could do it. now then, i need ideas...any suggestions? last night, i dreamed for like the 1st time in AGES. i saw myself and ttwo other people i knew, and one i didnt know. i believe i was with 2 other girls and one guy...the guy i knew, girl 2 was someone i didnt know but apperantly
Into The Light
i look up in the northern sky a place of vast mystery whats beyond our grasp of infinity into the light we flow the light feeds us guides us makes us whole without the light we are nothing nothing to be nothing can compare a trail is set i destiny gone but into the light are souls have flown
This Is Ur Brain On Blog!
J: People adore me!! E: I'm great in bed...;) F: I'm dead sexy...yeah baby!! R: Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way) Y: best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. A: you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : Great in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink A LOT. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way) S : Easy to fall in love with T : You're loyal to those you love U : You are really silly. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. Z : Always ready....... Delete the other person's name and
Stuff
I pick it up, and look it over, a bit rusty. I balance it on my hand, the blade is heavier. I swing it to see how well it cuts, very jagged. I look it up and down, and it looks like something from a horror movie... My mouth spreads into an evil grin... THIS..... is perfect!! This is MY hatchette, given to me by a refined Juggalo. It is not normal, it is rusty, out of balance, doesn't cut straight, and looks horrid... That is perfect for what I will be using it for. I now have my weapon, and my proclomation, I will never die, as Family never does. hehe..hehehaha....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, Hi I am new, loves to all. ^.^ Just thought I would say hi. :: glomps :: Well, I am still living with mother, and as a result of that, no matter how old I am, I am not to put a pic of myself on the internet, as her house, her rules, thus for, I am moving OUT in April of 2007, and then I WILL have pics of myself up here, and everywhere else. Loves and huggles all.
Erotic Story
Bill worked his way thru the crowd very slowly. He was trying to make it to his seat before the opening ceremonies. His heart raced as the anticipation built. This was his first trip outside the USA. He had always dreamed about seeing the Olympic games. Now he was having the vacation of a life time in Australia. At last he could see his seat, he stopped when he saw a gorgeous woman in his spot. The woman in the next seat was obviously her identical twin. They had long blonde hair, blue eyes, full lips, perfect breasts and long tan legs. Bill felt his cock twitching as lustful thoughts filled his mind. They looked up at him, then gave each other a knowing glance and started giggling. Bill said, "Excuse me, I think your in my seat." One of the twins answered, with a Swedish accent, "I am Svetlana and this is my sister Katja. We came here from Sweden to compete in the 500 meter race." "Really?" Bill asked. Both twins nodded their heads and said, "Ya, ya, we are Olympic competitors.
Cus Im Bored
ok found a ladybird this morning and its about the 4th one i found in my house this winter but heres the problem what do i do with the little bugga!!! 1. leave him where he is and i may just suck him up with the hover. (by accident of course) 2. leave him where he is and the dogs may get to him first and eat him thinking hes a smartie. 3. get a little match box and put him in there keep him all warm call him george, and let him go in spring awwww how girlie!!! 4.other.... and that does not include standing on him awwww u mean gits so answers below people and quick before 1 or 2 happen. ok peeps ive had no electric for over 24 hours now due to that storm we had, and its damn cold lol but i promise i will get back to all u once the lights stop flickering xx
Nintendo Wii
my grandmother just passed away, she was the one i was rasied by, i loved her dearly, i miss u ma, ill see u soon , much luv to yah thanks for all u have done, im havin a hard time playin the games with this kick ass controller, any suggestions?
That Kind Of Girl
That Kind Of Girl I didn’t know what I was looking for But then you walked in the door, and I knew I’d found it I remember that look about your eyes captivated my senses And I got punch-drunk on your quiet charisma That day seems so bright to me So vibrant here in my long term-memory It makes me almost forget that I can’t give you an ounce of what you deserve What you deserve, for being that kind of girl The kind of girl who can sit here and talk with me Sharing what we both discovered on our separate journeys… Before a single glance was committed Before the very thought of each other was conceived, or conjured up after a maddening, love ridden dream This time away from you has ripped right through me All because I could remember that look in your eyes And I’m not afraid to say… It made me ten kinds of crazy I promise, you’ll see what I mean So it’s just you and me, here and now And more than a few assorted strangers passing by But lean in cl
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Cop To It!
I was never even a fan The only thing that makes me smile is your pain If I ever had the chance I'd kick out your chair and watch you dance irrelevant, your vanity prevents change. Sodium pentathol still sounds great to me an invitation of the life buried in theology. A mass delusion, there's no conclusion just a hypocrite who'd never cop to it. Your in total control and your still a liar I can't drink from the cup I question your authority you gotta fess up. Your in total control and your faith is tired I can't drink from the cup where is the truth in the trinity you gotta fess up Cop to it you're in total control and your still a liar you're in total control and your fault is tired I can't drink from the cup so just fess up.
Jokes
Dear Kotex I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: *Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. *Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. *Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. *Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen- dare-ya.. . See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate From the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders Will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cram
Hornytheclown
Once upon a time a long, long time ago, a boy called A'neglakya and his sister A'neglakyatsi-tsa lived deep within the Earth. As often as they could they came up to the surface to go on long walks, exploring the land, watching and listening carefully to all and everything they encountered on their journeys. Upon their return they told their mother about everything they had seen. However, one day the twin-sons of the Sun-god grew suspicious of them and they wondered what they should do about the inquisitive pair. Soon after, A'neglakya and his sister were once again on one of their walkabouts, when they came upon the sons of the Sun-god. Casually the twins inquired about their well-being: "We are very happy" was the reply, and A'neglakya told the twins how he and his sister could make people fall asleep and have visionary dreams or let them 'see' the whereabouts of lost objects. Upon hearing this the twins decided that the two definitely knew too much and that they should put an end to
Cute Joke
My Mind Is Dangerous
Girl was reading The Dark Tower by Stephen King in the picture. I just finished the 7 book series and this just poured out???? As Roland found his way to his Ka and Ka-tet, He, as well as us all in the 'real' look back on our past in the final moments and kindle the reoccurring faults we attribute to and in the end get pulled back into this muck we call life, Time after Time with lessons learned and new mistakes to be made. See you in the next......... Bring your ax. tazerbe The hurt that I feel To know that you are alone When you are in need Of attention and Comfort To be in the arms Of one who understands And feels The pain that you feel When you hurt I hurt I want to be there for you I want to be there by your side To give you The Love The Attention The Support That you need Whatever you want Its yours Nothing is too hard To get for one As precious as you beauty lies deep will you ever forgive and forget i know you meant well but you became ju
Sexiness
i love big women thats right i said BBW!!!!!!! ALL IN FAVOR SAY I
What Tai Is Doing Now!
Join Dr. Susan Block, Friends & Lovers for our 8th Annual EROS DAY A Classical Tribal Astrophysical Celebration of Love, Lust & Blue Values Saturday Night, January 20, 2007 Doors Open @ 9 PM Show Starts @ 10:30 PM After-Party After Midnight @ Dr. Suzy's Speakeasy in the Soul of Downtown LA Featuring Masked Nude and Partially-Clothed Revelry, Uniquely Exciting Erotic Entertainment, including Female Ejaculation Demonstrations and Other Sex Educational Scenes, Swinging Fun & Orgiastic Games, Revolutionary Art, Aphrodisiac Buffet, Open Bar, Live Music, DJ & Dancing, Gene's Delicious Munchies, Sex Furniture for Frolicking, Sensuous Fantasy Atmosphere, Fabulous Erotic Gift Bags with Free Sex Toys, Free DVDs of the Original Eros Day, Free Eros Day Panties, & Free Speech Revival with STARS of the Erotic Underground,Celebrating the Power & Glory of EROS & the close proximity of the Phalically-Shaped Planetoid 433 EROS to Earth on January 20, 2007. Our EROS DAY OP
Well, It's A Start.
Friday afternoon. Went to classes til noon. Called about my glasses. Nope. No dice. Got my shit together. And left for Phoenix around 1330. Pulled in to Phoenix around 2100. (Topped my car out at 100mph a couple times! w00t!) Samantha and I went to dinner. And for their "Famous salsa" it sure was crap! Lmao. Guitar Hero 2 on Co-op for a bit, then we watched The Wall and went to bed. =P. Saturday. We decided to go out again. We went and saw the Bodyworks exhibit! W00000t! Have you ever questioned your mortality? Or made you question your own empathy? THis exhibit. Just. Wow. From there, some KFC, a show on Rameses II, and then to Roberts to chill and play Apples to Apples and eat Lasagne with Good beer. =D! From there, we went to a Coffee/Hookah place and relaxed for a while. Went back home. Watched Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels. Passed out. Sunday. Woke up. Went to Kyoto Bowl. Got some good food. And then I drove home. =/. Whew. Good weekend. =D! zOMG!!!
The Art Of Seduction
Karma Sutra PositionYour Karma Sutra Position isThe AssWith lotus-feet set well-apart on the ground, she bends, placing a hand upon each thigh, and he takes her from the rearGet Your Karma Sutra Position at NaughtyQ.com Get Your Sexy Name LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22) If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/G
Randomness
HAPPY YOU STOLE OUR LAND, KILLED OUR FAMILES, AND GAVE DISEASES WE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE (THANKSGIVING)!!! I Want You So Bad Lyrics by Heart When the wind blows through your hair I want you so bad, want you so bad I see your smile boy everywhere I want you so bad, want you so bad I never thought this could happen to me If I've fallen over you Would it be so bad, would it be so bad Every night's an eternity I want you so bad, want you so bad I never thought this could happen to me I want you so bad, bad When the wind blows through your hair I want you so bad, want you so bad Oh I wonder if you're aware I want you so bad I wonder if you care I never thought this would happen to me I want you so bad, bad I want you so bad I want you so bad I want you so bad
Got Bored
http://folding.stanford.edu/ Work group 90213 Got new and old pics of the kids up - feel free to make off color remarks about my hellions if you want since its only half my fault!!! gremlindeath@hotmail.com gremlinmaester@yahoo.com Due to adverse issues, these are how you can contact me
What Ever Day It Is Today Blog!
Obviously looking for that CT hubby was going to be hard ... Okay its harder than i thought ... everyone has been awesome and lol lots of fun ... alot of unique proposals too .. You were all great candidates and I will make a decision soon ... just waiting for that last one to speak out .... :P Just thought that would get your attention so now that your here... 1. If everyone on my list went through and rated all my pis n stuff ratings would be higher. 2. I'd prolly talk to you more too 3. I wouldnt leave as many stupid comments on your page 4. You might get to know me a lil better and find out i am really a bitch 5. you might just realise you hte me and delete me 6. Hey what a great way to clean your list. 7. There is no 7. Tis funny the things that go on here you get really connected with people. I have met some awesome people here and a special someone - but i mean things arent always as they seem ... I was recently surprised that a someone got CT married .. w
Why Are "most" Men So Dumb?
That was simple post just to prove how much you guys really love me out of all that read that or part there of either messaged me asking what a 410nsbi was or ignored the message after the first sentence, lol there was one lucky winner though!!!!
Fleetwood Mac Lyrics
Fleetwood Mac Videos | Ringtones | Denver MLS You could be my silver spring, Blue green colors flashing. I would be your only dream, You're shining autumn Ocean crashing And did you say she was pretty? And did you say that she loves you? Baby I don't want to know. I'll begin not to love you, Turn around, See me running. I said I loved you years ago, I tell myself, You never loved me, no. And did you say she was pretty? And did you say that she loves you? Baby I don't want to know. Oh, no. And can you tell me was it worth it? Really I don't want to know. Time casts a spell on you, But you won't forget me. I know I could have loved you, But you would not let me. Time casts a spell on you, But you won't forget me. I know I could have loved you, But you would have not let me. I'll follow you down, 'Til the sound of my voice, Will haunt you. You'll never get away, From the sound, Of the woman that loves you. I'll follow
Sleepless
sleep cause i slept all damn day! Had a hang over all damn day and I miss someone... poop.. a little funny movie and hot tea seemed to help out a little. But I am stir carzy now... cleaning and doing laundry... think a few more bong rips are in order... yay for tomorrow however... my sleave is going to get its first color session! YAy ya YYYY yay! K THATS all for now
My Boy
Dreams
- He won't come out. You see ? Even if he can. Not far from here is a fence, and on the other side of that fence is freedom, and he can smell it. He'll never try to get there, 'cause he's given up. By now he thinks freedom is something he dreamed.
Big Shots
How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? Seriously Think about it..... Ready? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver An unknown numbers of hares and a fish no one can find A Texas farmer vacations in Australia meets an Aussie farmer, who shows the texan his wheat field. "Oh, we've got wheat fields twice as large back home,"boasts the texan. They walk to another field, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. "Oh, we have longhorns that are twice as big," Says the braggart. A little while later, the texan spots a couple of kangaroos hopping across a field." What the hell are those?" he asks. "What?" says the Aussie." Aintcha got grasshoppers in texas?" Q: Did you hear about the Arkansas farmer who thought he had an STD? AIt turns out he was actually just allergic to wool.
For Your Information
glitter-graphics.com HELLO FELLOW FUBARIAN FRIENDS AND FAMILY: JUST WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS AND GALS KNOW THAT I AM BACK AFTER A FIVE DAY FORCED LEAVE BECAUSE MY DANG HARD DRIVE CRASHED AND BURNED. HAD TO TAKE MY SICK COMPUTER TO THE REPAIR SHOP BUT NOW IT IS ALL FIXED AND BACK IN BETTER SHAPE THAN BEFORE. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW WHERE I WAS JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED ME. NOW SHOW ME THE LOVE I'VE BEEN MISSING ALL WEEK. GOOD TO BE BACK HOME HERE AT THE FUB. I AM DEFINITELY HOOKED (LMAO :p). MUCH LOVE AND BLESSINGS TO ALL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS HERE
Stuff
People i'm leaving Cherrytap!!! this is my farewell i will be gone in about 2 weeks.(people is stocking me and won't leave me alone)so this is my goodbye!!! Calling all people from the Carolinas join my group, the Carolina connection!!!
Racism
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today. I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose governor's lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys an
A Kiss Is Not A Kiss...than What..?
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day. 6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. 9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 10 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 12 . Play with her hair. 13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her. 17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 18
Look Behind You!
Spanish
Ignorance 1) is a lack of knowledge. Ignorance is also a "state of being ignorant" or unaware/uninformed. Ex: "In debate class Bill lost the debate because he was ignorant in (without knowledge of) that subject." In such a case the term is not pejorative, and may even be used as a self–descriptive term, as in "I am ignorant of (some subject or topic)". Ignorance can also be more than a lack of knowledge. It can include a deliberate intent to ignore knowledge or facts that conflict with what someone believes or wants to be true. (pejorative definition) Ignorance 2) is the choice to not act or behave in accordance with regard to certain information in order to suit ones own needs/beliefs."I know better but I choose to ignore that and do/say/act in a way that behooves me." In politics, it is almost always used as a pejorative label, but some political movements have raised it to an ideal, for instance some peasant and agrarian movements. This is usually simply a rejection of acade
No Title, Just Read It!
okay my pretty night wedding at the place where my sweetie and i meet has become a VERY cheap ordeal. no, it's not a JP ordeal, but at the moment it might as well be. there'll be no dancing, no really big celebration . . .no pretty dress. . .no being the day's shinning star. i will be just another person, someone who will go basically unnoticed on what SHOULD be my big day. My SISTER will be prettier and better dressed ON MY WEDDING DAY than I will be. because we are SOOO BROKE and the economy sucks so we're having toubles getting new jobs. it feels like i'll be forgotten on my own wedding day because i'll not be special enough or pretty enough. no special dress for me . . .no aisle for me to walk down towards to my love. i know i sound like a drama queen, but it's like getting my dreams flushed down the toilet and fate laughing at me for wanting ONE SINGLE day to be special. hell my future step daughter will look prettier than me thanks to the capabilities of her grandmother.
Just Some Info
hey i am trying to level up i need 687 points to get there if you help me i will owe you one and thanks in advance for the help what is the first thing you notice when you look at a guy or a girl? new funny pics come see unh9@ CherryTAP
Lick It, Taste It, Eat It
wanna taste my cherry? Wanna suck on my cherry? Well lick me lots and you will taste the best thing you have ever tasted in your life!!
Hey Yall
Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible.
Moments In The Life Of Aig.....
You had so much to say, but because of circumstances beyond your control, or certain people that are in your circle of friends, or maybe in your life you couldn't express what you really wanted to? Is it just me?? Am I the only nice person left that doesn't say shyt that I need to say, just to spare the feelings of others??? I am REALLY angry right now.. and im Extremley HURT right now.. and I don't kno how to handle it.. Normally, I'd just shut myself off from the world.. deal with it.. extinguish the problem and move on.. but see the problem I have.. WILL NOT GO AWAY... and I can't shut down becuz i've worked so hard to become a more open person. I've worked soo hard to keep a positive outlook at things.. and be a more happy person. but latley.. Im reallly startin to regret becoming that person, it seems like I've got more ppl comin at me wit BULLSHYT then ever before.. WHY??? cuz I'm nice.. WELL DO NOT take my kindness as a weakness.. belive me.. YOU DO NOT wanna get on my ba
To My Wican Friends And Family Members...please Read And Respond
Hello!I have been reading bulletins and blogs about your beleifes and oppressions. I wanted to come and tell you this... I am a Christian.I do beleive that they have taken God out of a lot of places and that even if I was not a Christian I am sick of the words they allow on telivision. But here is what else I beleive. I beleive that most Christians don't know how to use their Bible and a Strong's Concordence.If they did...they would be able to take the word witch that is in the King James Bible and trace it to it's root.It's root is where we get our word Phamacutical...when God is telling us to kill the witches...He is talking about the people that make illegal drugs. I also had the privelage of growing up in Chiloquin,OR and I was taught so much by the Klamth,Modoc and Chiloquin tribes. I have a lot of the same beleives that most wicins do...I beleive that everything has a spirit.All spirits are connected.It is like this...the earth and it's soil nourishes the plants..
My Writings Or Ramblings *smiles*
A Pagan in Hell A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. St. Peter asks him, "May I help you?" The Pagan asks, "Where am I?" Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven." The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven." Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?" "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland." Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling." "What should I do now?" Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left." The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water. He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be
Help Me Out
can u vote for me plz.. its one comment = one vote and you can vote as many times as you want > Click here to vote for Cripton! hey i am in the best abs contest you can vote as many times as you want!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=278738&albumid=118559&i=2914024019
Catch-all
So last night I go to a hockey game. I go to one about once a year lately cause the company I work for sponsors the team for a night or something.
Sorry
FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend. MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn! Sorry, i haven't been able to leave any comments or message anyone in a while. I have been extremely busy and haven't had a chance to get on my computer in a while. Thank you every one for the nice comments you have left me and keep it up. You all are great and I will get to all of you as soon as I can. I was
Stupidity Should Be Painful
I am sometimes frightened by the depth of stupidity displayed by my customers. After all these are people who work in Doctor's offices, in most cases these are the DOCTORS themselves. Doctors...people trust them with their lives surely they cannot be THAT stupid. Even more frightening is the knowledge that these people have the potential to breed. I just spent 2 hours and 45 minutes on the phone with a certain difficult doctor. He is a bit on the infamous side in the office, to the point that he is automatically passed to me because 9 times out of 10 his problem is himself. Talk about your ID-10-T error. Some background on the situation: He bought the computer software from us three years ago (you'd think that he would have learned how to use it by now....but no...not him). Up until six months ago he carried a support contract with us, but when it came time to renew he decided that he would pay for support on a as needed basis. Now I have mentioned how I am th
Winter Coming
hello How is every one after thinksgiving. this is my 2nd blog just like to say it fun being on here and i meet alot of people on here and hope to meet more. to the people I meet on here thanks for being nice to me. and hope for more people to stop by and say hi.happy hoildays to all. also if any one got yahoo messenger u can add me kevin_burditt@yahoo hope to hear from y'all hello to all the cherry bunch. well the rodeo season over and now i got trime on my hands.I miss going to the finals by a few 100 dollars but i had a good year i like to thank the people who been nice and rated my profile and for the people i meet on here it be fun so far.I have meet some nice people and hope to meet more stop by and say hi
Stuff In My Head!
Daemons in my head Screaming, clawing, scraping Trying to escape I keep them hidden from all Why? No one cares They are corroding me from the inside out Soon nothing will be left But a void of my soul that once was Where is my exorcist.... To spew these Daemons forth My body is laying My soul is weeping My heart is expiring Daemons control me My "wake"less dream I displace my thoughts Yet still aware Someone can help me..... Rid this incubus from my core My redeemer is but only one ME!! Live life to the fullest is what I always hear! Well what exactly does that mean? If anyone knows please inform me! I have tried to live my life to the fullest ( in my own definition) and have failed miserably over and over again! I dunno if I am subconsciencely bringing myself down or if it is those around me! I have found myself...yet again in a miserable state of mind! There is soo much I want to do in my lifetime, but I find myself procrastinating with the best of procrastinator
Inside Out
... the fact that when I see a pussy, I know exactly what the gal feels like when she's having it touched, licked, fucked... When I see a picture or a movie of a pussy, my pussy tingles as if what's being done to that gal is being done to me. I can feel every touch, every lick, every stroke. It drives me wild. Not to mention the fact that there's just something so erotic about a pussy.. In the evening after a nice hot bath or shower, right before bed, is my favorite time to explore my pussy. It's nice and clean, fresh, and warm... not to mention a little pinker than normal, so I don't have any problems exporing the full depths of it. Just the thought of what I'm about to do makes little electric-like tingles course through my pussy. My nipples become erect in anticipation. In my bedroom, I have a clost with a full sized mirror on it. There's plenty of room in front of it, so that's where I like to be, so that I can get a good view of everything. I place blankets on the floor in f
Response To Marrr's "tag! I Hate These Things." Have I Called You Out?!? Chex For Your Name!
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS I WILL TELL YOU TEN THINGS ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT! ::: copied from Marrrvelous ;}~ ::: 1. I Love and Have Mad Respect For My Online Family & Friend As If They Were Here In Real Time Because They ARE Here In My Real Life... I Am SICK Of The EXcuse... "What?! It's Only Online"... Like There Aren't Real People Behind The Keyboard. It's Your Responsibility To Take The Time & Get To Know If Someone Is Fake Or Not, Then Treat Them Accordingly. 2. ::: Totally Agree With Jen Here!::: "I hate fake people or people who do not have class. It takes only a fraction of your personality to show through more than showing a piece of ass, and you will be more remembered for it if you reflect some sort of personality." 3
My Hand In The Last Supper
Poems By Me!
The Hug Its just a simple hug… But to a weary soul and heart its like the hope of each sunrise when a rosebud opens in the early morning dew… Wrapped in his strength like a cocoon, surrounded by his essence and the beating of his heart she escapes from this existence….. to that safe place…. If even for a fleeting moment…there is peace inside…. He goes about his way but his scent lingers wrapping around her like a warm fuzzy blanket…. With each breath he is still there when she closes her eyes…she smiles…. With time his fragance wanes and her heart aches as it longs for his next…. simple hug….. Life is a rainbow, it's a spring snow, It's the mornin' dew. An' I don't wanna waste another minute, Without you. If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your h
Dui Tape
Quiz
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds42%Chains/Handcuffs33%Biting33%Whips17%Blood0%Bondage0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com center>You have a sexual IQ of 119 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
Mexican Worrd Of The Day
tuesday is my birthday Mexican word of the Day Body: Harassment: The teacher asked Paco to use "harassment" in a sentence. Paco smiles and says......... "Orale vato (homeboy)...Mi ruca (my girl) caught me in bed with my sancha (lover), pero ( but) that's okay porque (because) I told her that... HAR ASS MENT nothing to me." if u think this shit was funny, repost as: "Mexican Word of the Day
Know Me
HELLO TO ALL MY FRIENDS,FANS AND FAMILY ON FUBAR,GUESS WHAT,YES I AM BACK AND I HOPE TO BE AROUND FOR A VERY LONG TIME.WILL BE GETTING MARRIED SOON,SO STOP BY MY PAGE,COMMENT,RATE ME,ADD ME,FAN ME,I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS, TO ALL THE WOMEN OF CHERRY TAP WHO ARE MY FRIENDS,THIS POEM IS FOR YOU YOUR WOMEN WITH BEAUTY AND GRACE YOU GIVE YOUR HEART,SOUL AND FAITH YOUR SMILE IS WARM AS THE MORNING SUN IT BRIGHTENS THE DAY IN THE NICEST OF WAYS YOUR EYES SHINE LIKE SPARKLING WINE YOU HAVE A FLAME THAT NO ONE CAN CONTAIN YOU HAVE A DESIRE THAT I ADMIRE MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE FOR I HAVE FOUND YOUR HEARTS TO BE TRUE. MY DEAR FRIENDS YOU MEAN ALOT TO ME AND I THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR BEING MY FRIENDS BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND SO WHATS ON YOUR MIND,DON'T HOLD NOTHING BACK
Useless Mind Dump
When I Feel Like Talking
between finding something to do ... moving, dealing with a brat for a teenager, working & then getting sick ... guess I found something to do. now just to sit back & relax for a bit. I have NOTHING to do. I have clean house, don't work today (I hate days off) ... & it's nasty outside. Sitting here all day will drive me nuts!!! (edit) basically it will make my ass get bigger ... no mean to offend anyone.
Hi All
Heeey hi all I am new here and want to meet ppl that i can share my thoughts with...
Guys Are Stupid
so why are guys so effin stupid...they dont want a virgin...but because i have two babies...then you dont want to date me...i want to have a baby...so i did...but because i do no guy wants to date me... "i dont want to be his daddy" that is what i hear all the time...i am not asking you to be their daddy...they both have a daddy that is in their lifes!!!! i dont let a guy met my babies unless the relationship is goin somewhere....i dont want my babies to met every guy or girl that i have sex with or a goin to have sex with....so y do guys act that way???? i dont understand....if i was a virgin no guy would want me...and because i have two babies no guy wants me....what the fuck....it is so stupid...but i am done bitching...i have to go be a mother to my babies...hugs & kisses tiff
~ Bitch Session ~
Why is it that I put all of myself into something r someone, only to be taken on a ride and led on......? Why is it that I do nothing but everything for someone only to be stomped on and made to feel inadequate and less than mediocre. Why do I feel that if I try even harder, that I'll be wanted and excepted and that someone or something will want to change because I'm so damn special they know if they lose me it'd be very hard to move on...? But what if I',m not that great...or what if I keep putting up with all the bullshit....? Wht if I really staart not caring....? What if my spirit is broken....and I remain an empty shell of the person I once was.....? I feel the life being sucked out of me but I do nothing to stop it because I know it's useless....because I'm halfway there... --Daphne Du Maurier Frenchmans Creek So......Anyways....Yeah. First Official Blog. I don't even know what to type. So many things are battleing for primary focus in
Mind Twister
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Angel
Sorry to everyone My Bill Was Due and I could not pay it so I have been gone awhile and at the worst TIME :(((((((((( [ CherryTAP.com photo: 3205363341 ] Hi ,everyone I just wanted to see if you would like to help me out! In the sexiest eye contest! sorry all my sweet friends I have had no time to socialize at all I guess what my life adds up to no social life even while I am home :(
One More Week And My Husband Finally Comes Home
Wow Im getting so excited now I feel like running around like a lil kid screaming. You never know what it is like when someone is gone and they finally come back to you and you feel like its your crush or something. Last time he was deployed like this I don't know it was so much different but he has been gone now for a year and last time I got to see him a couple times througout the year. My daughter right now doesn't seem to really understand it all that her daddy is coming home but I think once she can see him she will be thrilled as much as I am. All I know is its the greatest feeling in the world to have him finally come home to me after all this time. Wow I just needed to get all of that out of me!!
For Real
I can run, I can race for hours and hours And don't stop I can float I can fly us to the highest Mountain top I can breathe you, I can drink in your laugh I can... I can live on your smile I can trip and if I can fall into your arms I can Stay there my whole life [Chorus] I can live I can love I can be better with you, For real I can hear I can feel I can see I can tell You are for real I can stare; I can memorize your face, your hands, your hair Every part of you I can cut off any loose ends and not even wanna keep a few I can speak to you so honestly I can't even run any game I can hear a million angels singing in my ears When I say your name [Chorus] I can live I can love I can be better with you, For real I can hear I can feel I can see I can tell You are for real I can't smile, can't dream like a child Can't feel safe in this wide world without you I can't go can't disturb this flow Can't begin to know what I woul
Blog
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?'? As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your home. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter. The beer scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased out to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these magical devices. The beer scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the slurring gland begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects the pheromone and sends down a winged beer scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. It is not cheap to run a beer scooter franchise, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as pay
Coming Home To You
First the guy…. The truth is it hurts, no matter how hard I try Baby I must leave you I now must say goodbye I never meant to hurt you, I love u so very much And I know while I’m gone I will miss you a bunch But I told you it was coming, I’m finally letting go It’s something I must do, but babe I love you so Just try to stay strong, I know time will be tough And I hope the love I’ve given u will truly be enough I’ve tried so hard and I tried because of you But the truth is it hurts, my life is finally through I hope you can love without me, just think of me every night Before you go to bed while someone else is holding you tight don’t ever forget me or the times that we’ve shared And no matter when you need me, I will always be there So goodbye for now, sorry I’m not coming home to you And please remember, we will never be truly through Then the girl…. Baby I did my best, I tried so very hard But I cant live without you, I’ve spent every n
Fucking
You lick my sack, I’ll lick you clit I’ll rub your back, you suck my dick I’ll slap your ass and pull your hair You bite my neck and kiss my ear I’ll fuck you gently, I’ll fuck you slow Fuck you fast I dunno I’ll make you scream, make you nut Rub your legs and grab your butt You on top, turn around I’ll fuck you up, fuck you down Make you sweat, make you moan We’re both here all alone Lights turn off, you turn on Candles lit, turn off the phone Go up your shirt, remove your bra Unbutton your pants and watch them fall Fuck all day, fuck all night Fuck you hard with all my might Never sleep, no time to rest Kiss your neck and grab your breast Stick it in, stick it deep I’m all your, yours to keep Wear you out, beat it in Sleep tonight and begin again
Tell Her U Love Her
Such a solemn stare with words unspoken Lonesome eyes, hearts still broken Looking away, thoughts of madness Staring blankly, feelings of sadness Hair rolls down across the face Blocking her view, empty space She cries secretly, you never see her tears Nor one heart broken word will you ever hear She lies face down on her bed So many thoughts racing through her head Holding her pillow, squeezing it tight Face flooded with tears all through the night Her hairs a mess, she gets up pacing Letting go deep sighs, her minds still racing Yet she’s always smiling, gleam in her eyes Holding all her feelings, saving all her sighs You hear her quiet laugh, you see her big smile And yet behind closed doors, she’s pulling her hair all the while Her emotions locked in a box, and she only has the key She waits until late at night to unlock it and cry herself to sleep Wakes up, make-ups smeared Yet she’s already smiling, her eyes already cleared Why does she do this each an
Suicide Letter
I’m scaring myself my heart is pounding in my head I’m wishing you were here, im wish I was dead I reach for the cabinet and open the door Take out the pills and spill them on the floor Poor me something to drink my thoughts bursting in my head Remembering everything that happened and all the shit that was said Im sorry for breaking your heart for not always being there Im sorry for always pissing you off and rarely acting like I care I waited all my life just to be with u Did everything I could and finally my wish came true But I hurt you so much it will never happen again Even though I got you, your heart I could never win I scrape the pills up holding them all in my hand Throw them all in my mouth struggling to stand I take the drink and swallows the pills Stumble to my bed and try to lay still I hear the door open and see your face I wish I could cough up the pills but its already way to l8 You rush to my side, you know something is wrong But you have no ide
Y Do I Love U?
Why do I love you? You ask me why I love you I just say because I do Knowing the answer your looking for has far greater meaning to it than the truth Mi sure you know I love you, you just want to know why Or maybe you want reassurance that I will always be by your side Well….maybe the truth is I love you because you love me Or maybe its because you’re everything I’ve dreamed my special someone to be Maybe because you hold my hand squeezing it just right Or maybe because even when we argue you still hold me tight through the night Maybe it’s the way you look at me when we say our goodbyes Or maybe because you tell me you love me just by looking into my eyes I could love you….just because of your hair… Or maybe because every time I need you, you always seem to be there I love because after all this time, you’ve become a part of me Or maybe because you say you love me no matter how pissed off you may be I love you because every time I get angry you can sti
A Rider's Poem
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our
Will U Marry Me?
today was going perfect, i just turned 18 i saved up my money and bought u an engagement ring my grandpa bought me a car so i went and picked u up said goodbye to everyone and took u to lunch we went to the movies and i thought no not yet i cant ask her to marry me here, who would do that? so we went to the mall and walked around til night and all of a sudden the moment felt right we walkded outside and into the parking lot i walked to the car, went to open ur door and got shot you rushed to my side about to cry but i told u i was ok even though i knew i was going to die i told u to call an ambulance and hurry back and as u rushed off everything started going black i heard u come back and u kissed my cheek i tried to move but i felt to weak then i heard the ambulance and you tried your best to get their attention and i placed the ring on my chest you bent down to kiss me and saw the ring and i whispered "babe, will u marry me?" you whispered yes
Wierd Poems
How do I do this, how can I deal with the pain So many things is going wrong, so many losses with no gain So many mixed feelings, so many dark thoughts A never ending nightmare, with no lessons being taught You clouding my brain, hatred clouding my mind, My love clouding my heart, my hate clouding everything that’s behind What do I do, how can I make this end Do I take my own life, or let it go with the wind The sky is dark now, there is no place to go I don’t know what’s going on, and there’s no way to know I wish this would end, I wish I would wake So many things to wish for, nothing left to take This life is over, time to start a new No one left to start it with…..but wait…now there’s you… Ricky Dale Stone…. One life to live, one way to go No where to turn, y is there two roads No signs pointing, no hints to where they lead Nothing telling us what to do, no blood left to bleed No one here to help, does anyone even care Who thinks about
What Gives????? Who Can You Trust?????
Okay boys and girls....I got a question? What do you do when you trust someone that puts you in a VERY compromising situation???? I mean, if someone cares about you, would they put you in a spot where you gotta say...OH SHIT WHAT NOW????? This is why I am HERE now to be honest. I am tired of fake, phony, sometimey/good times only people.....you know them.....the ones from the imgonna tribe....lol I'm just venting cause I am tired of fake ass people that take advantage of me being a nice guy. Fuck em RIGHT.....their loss everyone have a kick ass week and THURSDAY IS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY...all I can accept are thongs, massages, (money's nice too lol), and someone to help me with my gynecology lessons; I'm passing but I REALLY WANNA DO WELL. love y'all chris
Love
What is this, if not passion The feeling of something unusual Waiting to be caressed, wanting to explode, What if I get that heavenly touch For which my body has been aching Will I remain what I am Or will the entwining of the bodies Lead me to something ethereal I am confused, do not know how to react But what I know is that I yearn for that touch A soothing touch of caress And a wild sensation of fulfillment. Author: Sangeetha C.R. Our love was a romantic book from the sacred day we met, your gentle charm enthralled me from then-on the scene was set: A sunny day, a rainy day, it mattered not to me, if I could see your happy face and walk and talk with thee. When snow was falling from the sky and chilly breezes blew, were it not for your embrace I'd pine the whole day through. So now we are alone my love I offer you my hand, to join with yours in wedlock as all "dreamers" understand. Author: Joyce Hemsley In this

subject: When a soldier comes home post date: 2007-10-01 08:14:07 views: 17 comments: 1 ratings: 0 When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.... ...to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes. ...to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. …to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying. ...to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech. ...to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp. ...to keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather. ...to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold. ...to r
Words Women Use
This was sent to my mom (year of the dragon) by her friend Reapers Revenge! It is absolutely hilarious...and deserves a read!! I know that I think this way! words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the f*** up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of noth
I Am Excited
I AM HAPPY RIGHT NOW....I HAVE FOUND A VERY GOOD MAN...I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH!!! I WILL NOT LET ANYTHING STAND IN MY WAY ANYMORE...I DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND SO DOES MY SON...SO I HOPE THIS IS IT FOR ME...I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MUCH SHIT TO JUST STAY ALONE...SO BE IT I am excited today!!! I have been doing nothing today but being lazy!!! it is my day off so i can!!! well i really dont know why i am excited i guess i just had to say that to get peoples attention!!! hahaha!! anyways i just had to start a blog!!
You've Been Tagged
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS I WILL TELL YOU TEN THINGS ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT! ~This is courtesy of MS NYMPHO, so anything for you sweetie!!! 1. I grew up IN A FAMILY OF 8 2 GIRLS 4 BOYS 2 PARENTS AND OFTEN A GRANDPARENT, UNCLE ,COUSIN, FRIEND ~~ VERY CROWDED!!! 2. I have been married ONCE NOW NOT HAS ITS GOOD POINTS AND SOME BAD 3. I HAVE ONE CHILD ~~ I ADORE HER~ THEIR ARE TONS OF PICS OF HER ON MY SITE 4. I have A LOT OF FRIENDS HERE ON CHERRY TAP BUT REALLY KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT MOST. THAT IS WHY I AM FILLING THIS OUT~ HOPEFULLY SOME OF MY FRIENDS WILL FILL THIS OUT AND I WILL GET TO KNOW THEM BETTER 5. My biggest pet peeves BULLIES AND JUST ARROGANT ASSHOLES 6. My dream is TO BE RICH ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF MY D
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Contest
Now I dont know how this is fuckin possible but IM loosing.. What the fuck is going on. Start playing dirty I say thats what they are doing. copy and past your comments like 100 times so i can win. I can believe I cant win the biker bitch contest but i win the Titty contest.. lets go people vote..... COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT THEY ALL COUNT..SO THEY WANT DIRTY WE CAN DO DIRTY..LETS SHOW THEM A REAL BIKER BITCH HERE IS THE LINK Courtesy of MsTags.com Harleysportee69 OK over 500 friends and only fuckin 69 votes... what the fuck... help me out im in second place..NO GOOD...I NEED TO WIN.. CUM ON PEOPLE..YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE MY FRIENDS... If you cant see my private album you can see this photo... Im in a contest please stop by and vote Instructions to VOTE: 1. Click the link 2. Leave a comment (I vote for you) 3. RATE (10 please) 4. Stop by my page and let me know you voted.
Did You Vote For Me Yet?!
First of all, I'm not here for points only. I've met a few really awesome, wonderful people who I talk to pretty often and I really enjoy them. If people rate my page or my pics, fine. If not, fine, too. I don't rate everything of everyone's so I don't Expect it back. But I've got this "person" on my "friends" list who comes to my shoutbox and he's all Hi Jude, how are you? what's going on? tell me what's new? And before I can say anything he comes back with oh, by the way, I put some new pics up, some b&w's, some pics of me, family, tatoos, (whatever he's displaying today), have you had a chance to rate them yet? Did you get a chance to look at them yet? Meaning, I'm waiting for more points what are waiting for to check me out?! ~I think that if you're going to ask for a favor, the least you could do is return it, once in a while.~ I'm fed up with him, and you know, I'd be happy to rate his pics and I'd get there to do it, but asking without giving something in return just makes you a
Goddess Blessings
embrace the breath, the air you breathe the winds pull fast,but strong indeed embrace the womb, the waters of life tide high or low,, embrace the strife Buried at PhotoCasket.com embrace the land, divine and green embrace the life, the world serrene embrace the hand, held dear to your heart embrace what is left in this world, though torn apart Buried at PhotoCasket.com swallowed' shallow waters fall within followed by barely breathing life sinking in hallowed echos reaching inside the rim expanding through oceans falling........... in the deepest........ end reaching for something lost again Enigma - SadnessAdd to My Profile | More Videos
My Life For You To Know
Over that last few months ive noticed some subtle changes in my body. Four weeks ago i weighed 228 lbs. I was a little chunky around the mid section but nothing excessive. Weighed myself today. I weigh 178 lbs. I find myself weak. Things i use to be able to do no problem now require me to use alot of energy. And i feel sore after wards. My vision is getting worse. Im not at the 20/70 in both eyes. Those of you who dont know what the numbers mean if you have perfect vision, how blurry things are for you at 70 feet away. thats how blurry it is for me 20 feet away. I have pains in my chest and get muscle cramps daily. I drink over a gallon of water a day. And today was the worst thing that scared me. I sat on my couch to watch a movie. Half hour into it i wanted some ice water. I stood up took two steps and instantly had my body fall asleep. Like when your leg or arm does but it was all over. I slammed my face into the floor and busted my nose. The part that scared me wa
Nymphomaniac Convention
Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popu
Boredom
Philosophy
After posting my new stash about Marilyn Manson and his speech. I heard it once before and listened to it again. His thoughts and speech wonders me as to whether or not "Is life significant and whether it's good or bad?" Thinking in too deep with many reasons but only a few remain inside my head to be asked. I wanted to find out these answers. Is existence really absurd?- For Sartre once said, "Existence is absurd." Could we ever kill God?- Nietzsche's saying of "God is dead." Is it rational or even possible to go back all the way from the beginning just to start reasoning everything we have to the world?- Descartes' methodical thinking preaches that we must retrace our steps to the beginning in order to get what we want. Should we ever skepticize everything before we succumb to believing what is real and rational?- David Hume's teaching of skepticism provoked these with his greatest work "Treatise of Human Nature" which was published after his death. Finally everyone
Not Safe For Work
subject: NSFW Flagging Abuse post date: 2006-11-24 08:51:59 Cherries: Most of you are smart enough to use common sense here, but for the those of you who need more clarification. 1. DON'T Maliciously flag photos or you will be deleted. We have a NO tolerance policy. If you see an excessive amount of photos that you think need moderation, please report to a bouncer first before going on a flagging campaign. 2. DON'T Flag a photo of a person in their bathing suit or underwear if you can see their face clearly. If you there is ANY nudity, please flag. This means see through garments. If the person is looking REALLY slutty, please flag. Use your common sense here. 3. DON'T take it personal if one of your photos is flagged. The NSFW policy was designed to target Main photos and public areas. When your photo is flagged, it means you can NOT use it as a main photo. Pleas focus your flagging attention to the public areas. Ass, crotch, cleavage shots without a face should
Bird
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely
What Kind Of Car Are You?
I'm a Dodge Viper! You're all about raw power. You're tough, you're loud, and you don't take crap from anyone. Leave finesse to the other cars, the ones eating your dust. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.