SHY's blog: "something to think of........"

The mental ward nurse entered a room and found a patient sitting in a chair pretending to drive a car. The nurse asked, "What are you doing, Charlie?" Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!" She wished him a good trip and left. The next day, she entered Charlie's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and asked, "How are you doing today, Charlie?" Charlie answered, "I just got to Chicago!" "Great," she replied. The nurse left Charlie's room and went across the hall into Bob's room, and found Bob sitting on his bed, masturbating furiously. Shocked, she cried, "Bob, what are you doing?" Bob said, "While Charlie's in Chicago, I'm doing his wife!"

Entry for January 12, 2007 What is your favorite color... Find out now how you rate... Kinda interesting... >If your favorite color is: > >RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex >in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take >hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could >make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and >weaker colors should beware! > >YELLOW If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers are complex and >lean toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is Yellow! No >don't panic, not everyone who wears Yellow is gay. In most cases the >person will acquiesce to the stronger partner's desires in a passive >manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn >down an invitation from someone you enjoy or admire. > >PURPLE Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider themselves too regal >for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss >their hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both >sexes, Purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than >anyone else's gratification. > >BLACK Black color preferences point to Black sex. These people are the >misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to >prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. >They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or >during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders >prefer the color Black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of >monsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire. > >GREEN Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their approach to >sex. Women who love Green will make love like virgins all of their life. >And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and >endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If >chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity. > >PINK Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters. >Women tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some >cases, they flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly hate men. > >A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink. >Men who like Pink are philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will >take three dates for the same evening and not keep one; preferring to pick >up a dish in some bar, instead. Women whose husbands like Pink should keep >a secret nest egg for when they are deserted. Pink indicates a tendency to >squander money. > >ORANGE People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies. The sex act >is regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in which they are the star. >Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings; >meaningless dialogue they feel fits their image. Orange people often do >not experience orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull >their partner's hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners back. >But the bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing. > >BROWN If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right mate. Brown >lovers tend to be warm and deep. Sensitive to the needs and desires of >their partners. Sex is a 24-hour a day thing to them. They can't say "I >Love You" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or >catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They >need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such >that one harsh word could end the affair. > >GRAY The color Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't >get excited about anything - including colors - so they choose a >noncommittal shade. Men who prefer Gray look at sex as a means of >relieving tension, (nothing more, nothing less). It's wham, bam, thank you >ma'am. Women who prefer Gray don't make love, they have intercourse. And >for one of two reasons, to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant. >They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over >with and done. When a Gray marries another Gray, the marriage is made in >heaven. But when teamed with another color, the Gray spouse considers the >color's infidelity a blessing. > >BLUE Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, >affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs. They consider >lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are >like concert pianists; delicately ravaging their partner like they would >play a baby grand. Women in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. >They are exciting partners, but their passion might be compared to tidal >waves rather than fiery aggression. Both men and women enjoy foreplay and >the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself. In marriage, a >Blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing to please the spouse and >never seeking outside interests. > >WHITE If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems dirty. These >people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make >love in daylight in unheard of. Women who love White will undress beneath >the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people >will use pet names for their genitals.

You clean your kitchen when it gets messy, you clean your car when the back seat gets cluttered, and you should clean your mind when it gets full of negative things. This isn't a question of ignoring real problems you may be mulling over, it's a question of letting go of worry. There are things you just can't do anything about -- those are the things you have to stop thinking about today. Move on with positive thoughts, and leave the old ones behind.

When learning a lesson as a child we take it as "OH May god, do I have to!", As adults we need to learn that the lessons even each day are blessing, OK corny or not I really believe in my heart that you are only given what you can handle , So here my question? When is enough and enough. I been the best person I know how, and still I have more on my plate the normal person. Am I still being tested? And I think that there is someone worse then me , and someone really not understanding that with every breath we take should be taken as just that a "BLESSING", OK done being corny or which you may label it! luv ya .. lynn

A beautiful, well endowed, young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)." The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out the instructions and reads them carefully. She does exactly what is specified: 1. Take a shower 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you. 5. Allow the frog to follow its training. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says, "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

There was an angel that fell from the sky, he landed near the window near by, I looked out to see that the angel was looking at me. With his smile I seen the hope, the love and the future of knowing there is a tomorrow.. BY ME...shy... HUGS SHY

WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: > > "You can have mine." > > > > When a woman steals your husband, > > there is no better revenge than to let her > >keep him. > > > > A woman is incomplete until she is married. > >Then she is finished . > > > > A little boy asked his father, > > "Daddy, how much does it cost to get > >married?" > > Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still > >paying." > > > > A young son asked, > > "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa > > a man doesn't know his wife until he > >marries her?" > > Dad replied, "That happens in every country, > >son." > > > > Then there was a woman who said, > > "I never knew what real happiness was until > > I got married, > > and by then, it was too late." > > > > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over > >intelligence. > > > > If you want your spouse to listen and > > pay strict attention to every word you say > > -- talk > > in your sleep. > > > > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men > >would go > > through life > > thinking they had no faults at all. > > > > First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" > > Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's > >still alive." > > > > > > " A Woman's Prayer: > > Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand > > a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, > > for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray > > for Strength I'll just beat him to death " > > > > > > AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE! !! > > > > Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop > >with their nine children. A > > blind man joins them after a few minutes. > >When the bus arrives, they > > find it overloaded and only the wife and the > >nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. > > > > So the husband and the blind man decide to > > walk. After a while, the > >husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick > >of the blind man as > > he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, > >"Why don't you put a piece > >of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking > >sound is driving me crazy." > > > > The blind man replies, "If you would've put a > >rubber at the end of YOUR > > stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut up.

I wanted to spread the good news, I spent this last 11 weeks work'n my butt of to stress out and feel I failed. All my hard work paid off, I got an A on my major term paper for buisiness and over all an A for the class, and in Accounting which is a little more then I thougt I pulled out a B, now the Computer class which drove me nuts 7 days a week, mainly cus I knew I need to make to get my degree, I really did surprise my self with that mid term and the final the midterm was an 89 and the Final exam was a 97 , and all the dailey projects and word papers showed just how hard I worked, I got a High B in that class, only because I really messed up in it at the End of Sept. Too much going on at home and not putting my head in what I had to do. I made the Honor Roll list and after Three terms I got it down how to make it, You put in what you get, and life is way to short to sweat the small stuff, You have to have those who love you behind you if not , just block them out and let them sit without you til you get done what you need. There nobody like family and friends. I learned that Tuesday when I got my grades and I use to have someone I called, I figured right then that I lost that special person I use to pick up and dail all the time, but if that person loved me like they say , they would know just how important this school and degree is to me , and well I got to share it with no one! So days later I thought I would post it here, am over worry'n who cares about me and who does not. I have one more term and its the hardest yet, But my minds made up... Support me or just leave me alone. Thanks for listen...

Yesterday.. I was really down, I read this and seen that life aint that bad. I seen that there is a reason for what happen and I have learn at the most wonderful time in my life. All I had was Tears... but I read this and seen that I am Going to be OK.. HUGS, SHY I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When some answered and now it is time to move on one is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been . Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.! LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime...