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How To Spend Cherry Bucks?
Ok, i have £7,000 odd to spend, what do you want and why do you deserve it?:)
Thoughts
As I was sitting here today, just trying to find jobs in the area, I decided I wanted a little “music” to listen to. So, I looked up Britney Spears, because I happen to like her song “piece of me.” What I got, was a bombardment of Britney bashing videos. So the thought that crossed my mind was, “Why are people so judgmental.” So I started to think. Are people that insecure and unhappy with their lives, that they must find an outlet at an other’s expense? It starts in grammar school. Children taunt, tease, and bully others because they think its “funny”. Well, who taught them this? This isn’t something that is just part of a person’s “personality” it is part of values and learning. I’m almost willing to bet, that if you know of a child who is doing such a thing, listen to their parents when you’re out at an event. More than likely, they’re going to sit there and talk about others as if they’re “better” than the person of the subject. Is this really
This Bitch Needs To Die
ok to make this simple this bitch was talking some mad shit about the united states millitary this bitch needs to fucking die just for the shit shes saying i dont no if anybody else knows this but what shes doing is known as treason which means we the people of the united states of america can put this bitch on trial our selves and then put her to death with out the goverments saying now i dont no about the rest of you but i plan to make that happen cause i dont want trash like that in my country so if you feel the same way as i do let this bitch know how you feel about her and her fucking opinions http://cherrytap.com/user/394219 this is her link up above lets make this bitch know she is know longer welcome in this fucking country because my family has faught for this country since its been here and ill be dam if this bitch is going t get away with this shit
Answer To Tina Blog
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Faith You are Faith. Faith is the belief in better things, in spite of the cynicism and doubt that swirls around us. Faith gives us strength; it inpsires us to move forward and follow our hearts. "Faith tells us what the senses do not."Love Charity Courage Peace Friendship Which Positive Quality Are You?
Let's Have Some Fun!!!
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Sexiest Male Contest
HEY ALL IM IN A CONTEST COME HELP ME OUT PLEASE? ALSO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO TELL THEIR FRIENDS LOL. TAKE CARE
I Must Be Bored :)
I'm a Mercedes SLK! You appreciate the finer things in life. You have a split personality - wild or conservative, depending on your mood. Wherever you go, you like to travel first class. Luxury, style, and fun - who could ask for more? Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
Greatwhitehuntr2 In The Wild
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Good News (actually Not A Joke)
God my feet hurt... lol .. Well tonigt went just as well as lastnights, just now I am wore out...lol The first night I have off I am sleeping ALLLLLLLLLLL day.. LoL.. My head is killing me.. Anyway I just thought I would come by and tell how my second day went.. I think I almost have everything down, but I am sure I have several other things I could learn, One more day of training to go, and I am GOOD!!! Today was my first day on the job, and it actually went very well. I work with some really nice people, and the job really is not all that hard if I can remember everything I need to know. I went in for my training, and was there for 5 hours... Anyway we will see how tomorrow goes.. Anyway Ya'll have a WONDERFUL HUMP DAY!!!!! Yay, I got a job today... Its a small job I guess, but it is still a job non the less. I'm so excited!!
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Post Birthdays
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Her Shower Interupted
Her shower interupted ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- After a long hard day at work all she wanted to do when she got home was take a nice long hot shower. Entering the master bath shedding her blouse and skirt along the way all she wore was her bra and panties as she adjusted the shower to the tempeture that she wanted. She finishes removing her clothes and steps into the shower enjoying the warmth that invades her every pore. her mind returns to the phone call that she received earlier in the day telling her to be ready to go to dinner at" 7 o'clock sharp ! " . She knew that the punishment for being unprepared and late would be very severe. so she was toying with the idea of waiting to open the door until 7:01 . But knowing what lay in store for her tonight ,already her was pussy tingleing. She starts to rub her throbbing clit with one of her freshly mamicured nails when
Ronimae
hi all: Please we need some prayers tonight. Mygrandson is up in the hospital for second and third degree burns. His name is BLAKE TAYLOR BRYANT. he is up at u of m hospital in ann arbor, michigan....he need our prayers. god bless us all he is only eight years old thanks Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Random Polls And Stuff
So my ex gf has a problem with her current bf and I had to ask it on here cuz its just that interesting...and I'm bored. So u have about an hour left before youre significant other has to go to work. If u give him a blow job till he's rock hard or eat her out till she's severely wet, woulnt it make sense to have sex? BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If I were to take you out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kis
When You Go To Buy A Car!!
Now its something that everyone has to do at one point in there lives! And thats buying a car!! Now no one wants to get ripped off and that I can understand. Let me fisrt take a step back and let you all know what im trying to get acomplished here. Im trying to humanize car salespeople. Being a salesman i must say that the general public seems to think that we are all evil people and we just want to take as much money as we can. Not all of us are like that. I and most of my coworkers get there satisfaction out of helping people get something that they need or want. Whatever the case dont treat us like shit. Remember we are people too. And if you only have $20,000.00 to spend, dont look at something that cost $35,000.00 and think that we are holding out. The fact of the matter is we need each other. We need you to buy cars and you need to buy a car. So why not meet a salesperson that you like, find a car that suits your needs. Dont live beyond your means and talk to your sal
Me
I am now officially the mother of a 21 year old son. He turned 21 on Saturday November 4th of 2006. Funny thing is I don't really feel old at all, and I was only 26 years old when I had him, and fifteen months later I was 28 when his brother was born who will be 20 on February 7th of 2007. A lot of people tell me that they feel old or older because their kids have grown up to be adults and even have their own families now. Well I believe that it is all a frame of mind. I honestly don't know whether it's just me, or if people my age really believe that they are old when their children grow up to adulthood. I know that I don't feel, look, or act old, and I won't, because I am not old. Just because my boys are out of their teen years and into the beginning of their adult years, does not mean that I have to become old and feeble and all that goes with that. I tell my family that I won't consider myself old until the day I am dead of natural causes...meaning actual old age. Like m
~*~christina~*~
a poem I found that I had written almost three years ago about the guy I am currently seeing (I guess he finally realized the truth) I'm losing my mind One step at a time I'm going insane Does he even remember my name When he looks at my face Does he remember my sweet embrace When he looks into my eyes Does he see the tears I have cried Or does he think of the others Oh why do I even bother I want to show him how much I care And that I will always be there I just want him to see How I need him here with me Sometimes I doubt he will ever realize That I'm speaking the truth not lies Hi everyone! Just wanted to post my first blog as I go through and explore this wonderful site!
Good Idea
Beautiful Sinn
Beautiful sinner... Gaze in to the eyes of your love. Tell me what you see. can you see the love? can you see the happyness? can you see the pain? can you see the joy? Now take time to think. if you was to make a mistake would you love forgive you? could they still love you? would you still want them to? no turn it around? if they made a mistake. could you forgive? could you still love? would you want to? If you was poor, would you want you love to stay? would you want them to help? could you ask for help? would they give it? if your lover was poor, would you stay? would you help? would you wan them to ask you for help? would you give it? Does love mean so much to your love, they would stay with you in sickness, in sad times, in the rain, and the fall? Do you know what love is? have you ever been in love, Love is beautiful, Love can change the world. Love can be right or wrong. Love can feel do wrong. But is in deed love is a sin, The
This Is Not Good :)
THIS IS FOR ALL MY FULL FIGURED FEMALE FRIENDS ... I HAD GOTTEN A COUPLA MESSAGES ABOUT MY LAST RANT ... IN NO WAY DID I MEAN TO INSULT ANY OF YOU LOVELY LADIES BY SAY "THREE TON TESSIE FLABBY FLAT ASS" ! THIS WAS A POOR CHOICE OF WORDS ON MY BEHALF . I LOVE ALL OF MY CURVY GIRLS AND ALWAYS WILL ! IT WAS JUST AN ANGRY RANT AND WAS NOT A BASH TOWARDS ANYONE (EXCEPT FOR THAT FKN ASSHOLE DOUCHE BAG OF A PERSON...) THAT I HAVE BEFRIENED HERE ON THIS SITE . I DO APOLOGIZE TO ANY ONE IF THEY TOOK OFFENSE TO IT (EXCEPT FOR FUCKFACE ) . I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT WEEKEND ! XOXOXO IT SEEMS AS THO ITS GONNA RAIN ALL DAY . THIS SUCKS ! I HAD PLANS TO GO FOR A RIDE . OH WELL . I THNK ILL JUST WALK UP TO THE LIBRARY AND GRAB A BOOK OR TWO . SAVE MY ENERGY FOR LATER TONITE . SLOW AND STEADY TUESDAY , FOR ONCE . OK , IVE BEEN SICK FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS . IT JUST HIT ME THE HARDEST LAST NITE AND THEN AGAIN TODAY . M HOPE'N ITS OVER ! I HAVENT BEEN PLAYN MUCH THE LAST FEW DAYS AND IM
My First Blog To My Friends
MIAMI - Martin Nodell, the creator of Green Lantern, the comic book superhero who uses his magical ring to help him fight crime, has died. He was 91. Nodell died at a nursing home in Muskego, Wis., on Saturday of natural causes, his son Spencer Nodell told The Associated Press on Tuesday. He previously lived in West Palm Beach. Nodell was looking for a new idea for a comic book in 1940 when he was waiting for a New York subway and saw a train operator waving a lantern displaying a green light, said Maggie Thompson, senior editor of Comics Buyer's Guide. Nodell imagined a young engineer, Alan Scott, a train crash survivor who discovers in the debris an ancient lantern forged from a green meteor. Scott constructs a ring from the lamp that gives him super powers, and becomes a crime fighter. He brought his drawings and story lines to All-American Publications, which later became a part of National Periodical Publications, the company that was to become DC Comics, Thompson sai
To My Ct Friends...
Buckeyes are kicking ass and taking names! I'm feeling good and messed up! Please chat with me if you're happy like me! I think this is pretty funny...I have reached my daily limit for friend requests! i woke up bored and started adding people...I wish I knew what the limit was to see how bored I was! Anyways, let me know if this has ever happened to you before? Yep...my most beloved week during the year has come! Ohio State will play the team up north for a National Championship berth. Troy Smith and Antonio Pittman will have their hands full with the Wolverines excellent defense this season. Let's hope the Buckeyes stay true to form and beat the shit out of Chad Henne and Mike Hart. LOL Anyways, I will not be on from 3:00PM to about midnight starting tomorrow as I will be glued to the boob tube! Go Buckeyes! While we are at it, who do you think will win...OSU or UofM?
If We Had Sex..
Read it, then fill it out.. and send it to me as a message ;D. What's your middle name?: Anne. What's your last name?: RAWR SH. You got any siblings? Names? ages?: Amanda - 26? ;o Luke - 16 Mike - 16 Leigh - 13.. Are your parents together?: nope. Got any step parents?: yes Are you rich? Poor? Average?: Well, right now I'm average. What grade are you in?: Um.. What insulting term are u most called?: bitch Wheres the farthest u ever travled to?: Georgia. What is generally peoples first impression of you?: ask people. Whats your sexual orientation?: striaght. Do you dye your hair?: mhm. Got any fetishes?: if i did, it would be none of your business ;] Are you ticklish? Do you like to be tickled?: yes. not really. What do you like the most about yourself?: um my eyes. What do you like the least about yourself?: the rest of it lol. How's your relationship with your parents?: its okay. Do you hate anyone?: no. Do you
* Much Love Always In All Ways *
I know you are out there, in the fray, the cosmos blessing you in love and light of day The memories we share clear the clouds and gray of many a foggy, cloud covered to bonny day All we encompass is felt from the heart, in cosmic light ray This embodies all that is, without thought or further delay This is the reason of truth - as universal visions of unified harmonics play Sonic and Colour bound light forms interplay I love you in each and every which way Love always in all ways
Pit Bull Problem??
c'mon people. enough with the stupidity and neglect already. Ban stupid people not dogs!!! worth the watch... please
Songs
This has been an all time favorite of mine since the 80's....... funny how some songs come back to you and can mean different things to you at different times of your life. All Cried Out ( Lisa Lisa And Cult Jam ) (Female) All alone on a Sunday morning Outside I see the rain is falling Inside I'm slowly dying But the rain won't hide my crying, crying,crying And you, don't you know my tears will burn the pillow Set this place on fire 'cause I'm tired of your lies All I needed was a simple "Hello" But the traffic was so noisy that you could not hear my cry Ah, I gave you my love in vain My body never knew such pleasure My heart never knew such pain And you, you leave me so confused Now I'm all cried out over you Oh, you. All over you, oooh. (Male) Never wanted to see things you way I had to go astray, oh, why was I such a fool? Now I see that the grass is greener [why oh why] Is it too late for me to find my way home, How could I be so wrong? [Leavin'
A Survey....
what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me? 31. if you could give me anything what would it be? 32. how well do you know me? 33. when's the last time you saw me? 34. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 35. are you gonna post t
It's Your Democracy! Vote!!
In 1800, decided the US Presidency. In the presidential election between Thomas Jefferson and Aaron Burr was tied in the Electoral College, 73 to 73. Therefore the election was tossed into the House of Representatives for decision; but after ballots were cast 36 times by the House, the vote was still tied. Then, one Federalist changed his vote. Others followed, and Jefferson was elected President on the 37th ballot. In 1839, elected the Governor of Massachusetts, Marcus "Landslide" Morton. Of the 102,066 votes cast by the good people of that commonwealth, he received exactly 51,034. Had his count been 51,033, the election would have been thrown into the Legislature, where he probably would not have won. "Landslide" also made the record books in 1842 when he won the same office again by one vote, this time in the Legislature. (In those days, Massachusetts governors were elected for terms of 1 year.) In 1845, brought Texas into the Union. Freed from Mexico in 1836 the Rep
Piratefrog Technical Assistance
you can check out the frogs bulletin board HERE It's not much but if you want to discuss thing of interest to me then this is the place to do it. It is mostly tech stuff so if you are a nerd/geek or just curious then check it out. I thought I would post a little on here about switching operating systems. I am certain that the majority of folks on here run some version of Windows. I run XP,2k, 98 and even 95 on various machines. These are not primary machines though, for that I run a PowerMac G5 dual 2ghz PPC and as a secondary desktop I run a custom built Linux box. So the point of this post is to hopefully answer some ?'s about the different OS's. I am doing this because the impending release of Vista has my phone ringing off the hook. First, don't think that you must upgrade. I have family and clients still running win98 even though MS stopped supporting it. My father still has machines running Win 3.1 and even plain old DOS. So what should you do?? MS will tell you and t
~assman Club~( Amc )~
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Should I
had issues and now I dont really care should I return my photo`s
Some Times Life Just Sucks!
Dying
a touch of your hand the sound of your voice a kiss on the cheek is the only thing keeping me from dying u talk of memories past i listen i cry the life we have had has been wonderful depressing i know my time is coming but you can accept let me go youll soon be with me you lay next to me crying i wish i could take your pain away remember me for who i was what i have done a touch of your hand the sound of your voice a kiss on the cheek is all i will remember it was the only thing keeping me alive
The Right Way To Do The Wrong Thing
There is not such thing as love. Kindness Joy Happiness... All words used to describe a lie that I live in. Only dispare and hate exist. Sorrow and remorse. Pain and torment. These are my friends my comrades my soul and my being. So keep your love I am perfectly fine being miserable. I sit here... holding my knife to my skin. I stare almost like im counting the layers... the layers of skin between my knife and blood. Just a flick of my wrist and i could be dead. I try despratly to stop myself from going any further... but i feel it, my blood, coursing through my veins. I feel it burn. It swarms to my head and pushes... pushes in all directions. I wake to a beeping noise. My wrist hurts. Well you can guess the rest... I am looking for women. Any sie shape or age to have cyber sex with. If interested contact me here. Thanks, BA
Soul Emotions
as the time surrounds me i seem to be drowning in a loss for words that continue to be heard from everyone that i know as i continue to grow into what i'm meant to be i know eventually i will have to choose though some things i will lose that are so close to my heart it is all a part of life learning to deal with this type of experience while i know i am hearing this i just want to be with the ones that i love though some may be above i will see them on day when i am on my way to final home to be with those who i have known just to have my eternal atonement In the midst of all the passing faces, I fall just short of everyones' graces, despite the fact I thought I used the right words, I've come to find out they never even heard all of what I was saying they ignored completely, yet I still kept praying that i would stay strong because I'd be gone for so long, just waiting for the day when I can head home, still keeping in mind that I signed on the line that confines my soul in this hell
Rantings Of A Quiet Lunatic
today was kick ass. met a friend downtown at Powell's City of books. (YAY books!) then we headed off to the ZOO! ^.^ (
My Music
I never thought I'd miss you Half as much as I do And I never thought I'd feel this way The way I feel about you As soon as I wake up Every night every day I know that it's you I need to take the blues away It must be love love love Nothing more nothing less Love is the best How can it be that we can Say so much without words Bless you and bless me Bless the bees and the birds Well this is my first Blog so i shall let you know about the music and groups i like!!! I was a young teenager when Punk first hit our radios back in the late 70's. Then it was the Two Tone / Ska era followed by the years of bad disco stuff the of course the Brit Pop explosion. As a scooterist i love Northern Soul, Ska, Punk and anything that has a great beat and tune!!!!! so i have listed all the groups i like in no order what so ever!!!! See if you know any of them!!!!! The Specials, Madness, Bob Marley, The Beat, Bad Manners, King Kurt, The Meteors, Rolling Stones, Small Faces, Faithless, T
Docs Blogs
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1) I am a Canadian Citizen, will always be one and can see no reason to change. 2) I am an athlete, very competitive so much so that have broken my back twice and won't let it stop me 3) I am not great with computers, I actually know very little 4) I have 1 brother that lives in Florida, but I have a large extended family (aunts, uncles, cousins) that live all over the US and Canada. 5) I have a strong sense of family, talk to someone in my family via phone or email almost daily. 6) I love animals, have done animal rescue for several years before new rules at the town shelter changed. 7) I've only been arrested once, when I was a kid, held overnigh
Right Behind You
so i know i havent been on in a long time i felt the need to get back intouch with some important things in my life only to have them coming crushing down around my head. thought i was smart enough this time around to fix this very very weird perdictiment that i find myself in. my best friend and i mean the kind of friend you tell everything to who you love like no other, is seriously thinking about marrying my sister. now some part of me says good for them. another bigger part of me is screaming on the inside ARE U STUPID OR SOMETHING? my sister not to bash on her but is the type of women who had 3 kids to just leave them and runaway from her problems. and this man presents more than just problems. i mean we know eachother better than we know ourselfs and he knows everything about her and what she has done. now i more than anybody know that if people want to change they can. but unless hell has frozen over she isnt and hasnt changed. so i ask my self what do i do? this situation is mo
Booty Call Application...lol
application Position *Booty Call* Name___________________ Age___ Phone_______ Occupation_____________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ other____As much as possible____and as often How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ Other___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Breath Very Heavy Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? Other__ List three positions u like: 1.____________________ 2.____________________ 3.____________________ What is your preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fas
Everyday
everyday is like a passing train whisping by with no intentions of stopping some days i dont know why im here do u love me does anybody love me i know that the love my friends show is an act of kindness not the truth i just hope someday these people realize how much they have hurt me by pretending i dont pretend neither should you so when your train passes u by then youll understand how i feel and why i died
Life
I Think This Is A Needless Accident,I Want To Know What The Hell The Police Were Doing? If Anyone In The Jacksonville Area Has Any Info Please Call The Jacksonville P.D. Thank You. JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Jacksonville authorities are searching for a hit-and-run driver after finding a man dead in the middle of Beach Boulevard early Sunday morning. The incident took place at about 3 a.m., and 21-year-old Tyler Beggs was found in the westbound lanes of Beach Boulevard near Desalvo Road. According to authorities, Beggs had been lying in the road before he was struck. Rescue personnel responded to the scene and pronounced Beggs dead. After losing his youngest son, Beggs' father, Michael Beggs, is on a quest for answers. "Because of the circumstances, I don’t know if it could have been avoided but at the same time we want to know what happened," Beggs said. "He was definitely hit by a car on Beach Boulevard and died instantly, they said, of massive upper body injuries."
Whats Up Ladies
whats up ladies im looking for someone with simular intrests if not the same someone who has there head on straaight not into mind games so ladies give me a holla after peepin my profile please im not the one to be caught up on looks u shouldnt either personality stands out more than any thing to me well i have found ms right the woman of my dreams that makes me feels good constanly on my mind she will one day be my wife but im still open to friends so dont be a stranger cause i have a lady holla at ur man im still ur friend just not availible anymore love u baby src="http://a.pcb1.lostcherry.com/29/85/375892/tn_1581629192.jpg">@ CherryTAP
Tatts
1. What do you order at McDonalds? food 2. What color is your TV? silver 3. What was your first cd? hell if i know 4. How old were you when you discovered porn? um like 13 i think 5. How many times have you had your heart broken? i dont care 6. How many times have you broken a heart? i dont think its possible 7. What was your first car? 1986 ford escort 8. Did you wreck it? the transmission went out 9. Have you ever been fired from a job? yes hahha 10. What color is your bathmat? wtf 11. What cd is in the player in your car? dont know it got stolen 12. Do you let people borrow your cds/dvds? fuck not anymore 13. Were you in the band in high school? asb 14. Coke or Pepsi? both are nastyness 15. What is your astrological sign? Gemini 16. Do you know what it means? The Twins durh 17. Do you have anyone elses name tattooed on you? my daughters name in japenese 18. Do you own a cowboy/girl hat? noo way 1
Kick
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father come s down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are yo
What Would You Do?
what would you do if you posted half-clothed or nude pics of your genitals, boobs, and/or butt on cherrytap and your face and/or real name were visible. and you posted comments all around on other members' pages. what would you do if somebody you know, like a sibling, a spouse or paramour, one of your parents, one of your kids or your boss saw your raunchy ass here. what would you do? me? i don't know what the hell i would do! no. now that i think about it: if it were any adults in my family or friends, i would tell them to mind their own business. if it was my kids, i would beat their asses and ground them for being on an adult oriented website. if it was a coworker, i would remove my page, threaten them with exposure, and lie if they tried to out me. if it was my boss, i would ask if i've been fired. if not, cool. if yes, then i would out my boss for being here also.
Hi......my Name Is Rob....
at the last meeting of fuckaholics annonamous... hi....my name is rob, and i'm a fuckaholic. hi rob. last night i wanted to get off, and i was all by myself. i wanted to get on CT and check out some of my friends, and my computer is crapped out... awwwwwwww so can't we all be friends? i mean like FRIENDS? Okay - a kick ass movie, but with great lines too! And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. We will flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritu Sancti. -Boondock Saints okay.... so i drink a little too much, and i'm horny as hell... is that a problem??
Help!!! Suicidegirls Ideas. . .
So I'm very, VERY excited!! I was just recently accepted as a model for Suicide Girls!! :) However, the first set of photos that are sent to them, (yes, you send in your own photo sets), you must do YOURSELF. They do not supply a photographer!! Also, if the theme of your photoset is way 2 cliche, then they have the right to not accept the set. . . So, the main point of this blog is that I'm slightly stuck for ideas and need some help!!! Please, any ideas for a theme for a photoset that anyone could send would be FANTASTIC - thanx ever-so-much CT!! Also, if you're not familiar with SuicideGirls, you might want to scope their website, to get an idea of their content. . . they don't go for the "girl-next-door" or the hot blonde Pamela Anderson thing; their site is more about the hot girl whose record collection is better than yours or the rock-chick you had a crush on in h.s. but were scared to talk 2!!! Here's the link = http://suicidegirls.com/
What Personality Disorder
DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizotypal Personality Disorder:LowAntisocial Personality Disorder:LowBorderline Personality Disorder:LowHistrionic Personality Disorder:LowNarcissistic Personality Disorder:LowAvoidant Personality Disorder:LowDependent Personality Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Low-- Take the Personality Disorder Test ---- Personality Disorder Info --
Just Popped My Cherry
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Internal Freak Magnet
The name has been changed to protect the dramaticlly inclined. X: hi Bella Principessa: howdy X: hey X: um, did u add me? Bella Principessa: not yet X: is there an audition? lol Bella Principessa: would like to get to know ya a bit first Bella Principessa: lol X: ok.... Bella Principessa: you are presistant X: you are questionable Bella Principessa: I am questionable Bella Principessa: how so? X: ya X: asking too many questions Bella Principessa: like I'm not a real person? Bella Principessa: oh X: haha X: quit fartin around...where u from? Bella Principessa: well thats years of being stalked from online wahoos Bella Principessa: I am from CT X: ya, every woman i know has had a stalker..i get it X: lol Bella Principessa: I must be special cause I've had more than one .. hoo woo lucky me Bella Principessa: white sox eh? X: i'll bet u love it too X: lol X: yes Da Sox Bella Principessa: no actually I don't really like stalkers .. they're kinda creepy X: im
Short Stories
Maybe in another life…. Do you believe that some people we meet in this life we have had a connection to before? I think I do, but my sister told me the other day that obviously Dennis was someone my soul was drawn to and maybe in another life we either did love or would love forever. The tears are threatening. I hate them. I hate being a dumb woman that loves so passionately and innocently. I hate being a woman that has hormones that drive you to cry instead of get really pissed off and hitting something. Last Sunday, when I was outside crying hoping my kids would just go to sleep and let me cry, my daughter came out to hug me. I don't get many of those from her anymore. She told me although she was really glad he was out of my life, she was sad my smile would never be the same one again. This last time we got together, she kept telling me she didn't like him and didn't know why. I knew why. She watched her mother fall apart in front of her eyes. I dumped thou
Poetry
You amaze me. So many ways Every day. You amaze me. The way you show respect The way you are with the girls The sound of your voice and How it makes me smile. You amaze me. The way I long to feel your arms The way my skin longs for your touch The smile that never seems to end You amaze me You keep your word You are thoughtful and giving You amaze me So many ways Every day You amaze me 080908 Candi Fox Dark and deep and ever sinking. Torn and tattered it's ceased its beating. Broken, shattered and torn apart. Blood splattered everywhere, life empty and filled with despair. Hope gone, Light dim. Darkness grows never ceasing, the candle light flickers and begins to fade. Love is just a fable and not for the faint of heart, only jump in if you want to be scattered to the four winds. Its worse than a vampire they just suck your blood , love takes your soul and rips it apart. No its not for the feint of heart. Maybe if you are among the living dead and
Falling Apart!
My daddy passed away on january 24th 2006 so the one year mark is in 2 days It is hitting me pretty fucking hard It kills me that he isnt gunna be here for my LIFE Im still REALLY young and he isnt gunna be able to see the rest of my life, The last time I saw my dad was about 3-4 years ago and the last thing I said to him was "I hate you" And now that heis gone I wish I would of been a different person to him My dad was never really there my mom and my dad devorcied when I was 2 and we moved away from the state I was born in [North Carolina]when I was 3 For the dumbest reason......I am so done talking about this opn here If you have any questions feel free to ask but please be careful and I am saying this for your own good IM REALLY PISSY right now Thanks for reading this it shows you care! I just wanna fall to the ground and never get up, that way I dont have to worry about my dad not being there to hold my child or not being there to walk me to the alter or there to help me pick
My Poetry
She loved sweet saltwater days when the sun holds nothing back And washes the beach's visitors in its generous yellow-white light. V-Shaped shadows glide over the bright hot sand As brown pelicans ride a sultry, slow breeze. White foam on blue-green water curls and churns And deposits tasty morsels for gulls who chatter loudly As they run on orange-stick legs while laughing children Chase them relentlessly on low-tide sparkling sands Skittish crabs do their sideways crawl toward shorelines Teaming with muscles tumbling inland on endless turning tides. The ocean swells in ancient breath and pushes The edges of the earth back once again. By Kem Lewis If Only She Knew I watch her move without her knowing. Her raised eyebrow, the light in her eyes. I secretly see—but she does not know That she is drowning in my admiration. I steal a moment, a glance when her Back is to me; the curve of her spine. The muscle in her thigh shows itself to me. But she only see
Creation Is A Bitch
All of those nights when I stayed up wondering about what would happen the following day. All the time wasted on things that would just fly by anyway. Things swirl in the sunlight like a soft glow from heaven, and all the lover's have changed names. I can still hear each and everyone breathing. There's a difference in the littlest of things. Time is as real as a picture. Still, quiet, misleading. What if I forget now? My heart, my fears, and my sanity? All I have is what I know, and someday... I might only have those pictures left. When that day comes, may God remind me, that I did have a purpose. Hey everyone. I just wanted to tell you all that I wont be able to respond or really be on this website due to the fuck up of my internet. Well, life is good and busy. I'm hoping to party some tommorrow or maybe Friday night. I think I need to blog more just for fun. I can't say I have money really. I have very weak paychecks, but I've been enjoying the little things in life. I figured going
1 Chapter Of My Book
Another crime 11/5 She says come on lets get busy. I said who are you talking to? She said isn’t this what you want? Isn’t this the reason you are not happy in our marriage? I said …huh? What? Do you know who I am? Do you know what I want from you? Wait never mind, you answered that for me. No I don’t want your sex That was 10 years ago. This is 2005 I am older, wiser, less concerned about sex now Too many lost arguments over it It has carried to much power in this relationship I am just fine not sexing you Don’t take it personal, but since I never had it after 10 years. I wasn’t missing anything. Yes it was the best ever, yes I enjoyed, but now? I don’t know you You don’t know me We are strangers in our own home Where is your spot? Where is my spot? Can you hang with me? Do you have the same passion as I do? No, you are just doing it cuz you think I want it Sorry ……that isn’t me anymore. WE 11/10/05 We walk by each ot
Please I Need Your Help
hi ive been entered in the pretties smile contest and i need your vote. would you be so kind as to click on the pic below and vote for me? please!!!!!. thank you!!!!
Ok, So I'm Back :)
I deleted all my stuff today...even started getting rid of the friends and fans...due to a big situation at the old homestead, I was going to delete and rid myself of the CT profile :( After long discussion and some careful thought, I have decided to stay for the time being :) So I hope that all my friends and fans can come on out and show me a little love over the next couple days...I need to regain some of my points and re-add some of my contacts on here...if you think you know me, or just want to be friends, let mwe know and I will add you or fan you...I will rate you pic for pic...and yes, that is a challenge...so if you rate my pics, I will rate and comment every one of your pics back :) And I know some of you....that could be a lot of rating and typing on my part :P So help me back into the fold....add me, rate me, fan me, friend me...I will absolutely help you out whenever or whatever you need done :) Thanks xoxoxox
So Is This Better Phishing
Ok, I hear that this is better than the FISH site... whaz up cause if I see any more masturbation on webcam... I am going to give up on sex completely
Only Tuesday........
I knew it was going to be a long week but I didn't know how true those words would ring true until tonight....this has been a bad week and it's only Tuesday..... Things got rough here tonight....and I am totally sick of the crap that my daughter and I are having to put up with.... I think it's time to make a change around here.....my nerves can't take any more. I know this sounds like I'm whining but I had to get some of this off my chest......
Boredom
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Please Sign My Map
I often wonder if I will ever find The One thing thats only mine. Someone who's compassionate in all that they do. Someone's who's honest and true. I wonder if he is out there looking for me. I wonder if it was meant to be. Will I live this life alone Or will I find someone of my own. Maybe I know him but he's to scared to speak. Maybe he thinks im really a freak. If your out there and your searching for me In your heart is where I'll be. Listen to it closely and make sure every word is clear in case our incounter is coming near. So there is no misunderstanding about how we feel Lets just keep it real WRITTEN BY '~~!!PoeticAngel!!~~' please feel free to sing my map and put what state and country u live in and a pic if u can
Want Some
The sweet taste of love Still lingers in your mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills your mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of my lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know you can never get enough Of this treat I'm speaking of...
Adult Myspace
they have less than 3000 members http://webscutest.com/pmac/ just copy n paste this into ur browser
I'm Addicted!
This might not be the best place for this little game, but when I put it on my front page the sond conflicts with the music, and maybe some other people will enjoy it. Want one? Go to www.geocities.com/testiflash This is really addicting! Click on a square and you'll get a trivia question. Answer correct and the square gets an X, incorrect and the square gets an O. http://animaxinteractive.com/banana/games/tictactoe.html
When A Boy Makes A Girl Jealous
when a boy makes a girl jealous... A boy liked a girl but wanted to make her jealous. Then one day things went terribly wrong. The next few weeks were like a very sad song. He made her jealous on purpose he tried. When the girl asked, "Do you love her?" on purpose he lied. He played with jealousy like it was a game. Little did he know Things would never be the same. His plan was working but he had no clue. How wrong things would go, the damage he would do. One night she broke down, feeling very alone. Just her and the blade, no one else home. She dialed his number, he answered, "Hello" She told him she loved him and hung up the phone. He raced to her house just a minute too late. Foun
Military - Go Navy
Click on picture to see a bigger view... Read the story and you'll understand the gesture. The Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant in the picture is Michael Burghard, part of the Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Team that is supporting 2nd Brigade 28th Infantry Division (Pennsylvania Army National Guard). I heard the below story first hand last Saturday during a video teleconference between his Brigade Commander and the 28th Infantry Division Commander. I thought that others should hear it as well, as I think it demonstrates the true spirit of most of our troops on the ground (from my experience). Leading the fight is Gunnery Sgt Michael Burghardt, known as "Iron Mike" or just "Gunny". He is on his third tour in Iraq . He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze Star for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548 pieces of ordnance during his second tour. Then, on September 19, he got blown up. He had arrived at a chaotic scene after a bomb had killed fou
Deadly Secrets
i feel believe it's true Sometimes I wonder what i can do to stop you from using n abusing me My minds fucked up wondering whats true What you said before is that truely yoU? what could you want and what could You need I like this I want this If you just want one thing then let me know n let your words ring true So if i cant See what's truely there My eyes covered Like a tree in the fog My voice muted as if all i say falls onto deaf ears I need not request nor shall i beg For anymore of you then you want to give So tell me straight and tell me true What do you want to do? A secret rendevous? maybe two Something long something lasting? or short fake n sweet? i thrive for something i dont know i can have someone to want me as i want him to need me to hold me n treat me as i do him with respect n honesty.. so i'll wait for you. decide. i wont bother after a while i should know where i stand Ok well i am starting a job at lane bryant on monday 12
Mothers Are The Greatest
Hi my peeps I have relocated from Al to Fl. I now can get back into my addiction. i want to relate something that is very important to me. Sunday my mom called me up, she said that she was on Cherrytap and was asked to participate in a contest, Cherrytap Queen she told me that she was going to refuse the offer, I told her to go on and do it. I believe that with votes from all of us and with reposting of the bulletin I am going to write that she has a good chance at becoming Queen. Knowing how my mom is I know that winning is no big deal to her,just her being asked to participate made her feel good. In my eye she has always been a Queen. But with your help we can crown her Cherrytap queen. You may think this is foolish, but it means a whole lot to me to honor this great women who is and always will be my hero. So if you are willing to help repost the bulletin I will post and use the link below to vote for my Queen {ANGELFACE} http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=4
About Me
I wish this never happened. In 2001 I went to the hospital for what I thought might be a migraine, I never had one so I was not sure. Well that "migraine" sent me to Tx Children's via LifeFlight. I knew something was bad after that and vomiting blood. After all that turns out I had just had two animism's and a ruptured blood clot. My doctors told me I only had a 40/60 chance from surviving it. That was the first part, the second part was the surgery for repair, and they said I had only a 20% chance the surgery would be a success. Luckily I was part of that 20%. I was in ICU for three weeks and another four weeks in recovery.I also had to learn to walk, talk, read, and write again. So another result of tht surgery I have permenet amnesia from May 2001 and back. Although as a result of the surgery I have occasional seizures. I still have to deal with having less feeling in my right side. Less strength in my left. About 15% sensitivity on my scalp, and when I get tired my left
Congratulations, It's A Blog
My opinion on the whole NSFW policy is that it is a great policy. If you don't think that a young child walking through the room should see the pic then mark it as adult. It is not going to block anyone who wants to see it, and it keeps the site classy. I will admit, I have been searching on here for some more women who are classy enough not to WANT to show their privates all over the world, but it is difficult enough either way. The MAIN reason that I agree with the policy is that I have recently had a family with small children move into my home, and I have been unable to use CherryTap while they are here because the children are 5 and 9. I do not want to expose them to the sleasy world that the internet can introduce into the home, and CherryTap was started with the idea of OFFERING the possibility to combine the internet community (Sluts, Prudes, Point Chasers, and hermits alike) to come together and have a place to chat with like minded people (with 500,000 people, everyone
Random Shit
1) Put your music player on shuffle. 2) Press forward for each question. 3) Use the song title as the answer to the question. 4) NO CHEATING! Or you're no fun. Your Life's Soundtrack - 1) Opening Credits: Sometimes - Papa Roach 2) Being Born: Hurt You So Bad - Crazy Town 3) Toddler Days: Vide Infra - Killswitch Engage 4) First Day of School: Infest - Papa Roach 5) Becoming a Teenager: Ends - Everlast 6) First Day as a Freshman: Pain - Three Days Grace 7) First Love: When I'm Gone - Emimen 8) Graduation Day: Amazed - Lonestar (>.
I'm Back
Hey Everyone I'm back.. got new broser to surf with so .. Hit me up.. I missed u all very much..
Biosecurity
Damn boring day today. Government Department "Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry (MAF)" decided that everyone who had Biosecurity Accreditation had to do another course and become reaccredited and pay the government for the privilage. Boring as hell, but then it was most of a day away from work on full pay.
Random Thoughts
Yes this is a Kraft recipe BUT I alter it slightly & every year I have to make it for both Thanksgiving & Christmas! Actually I have to make this Tuesday night so my mom can take a couple to a pot luck lol 4 oz. cream cheese, softened 1 Tbsp. milk 1 Tbsp. Sugar 1 - 8oz. tob of Cool Whip 2 graham pie crusts 1 cup milk 1 - 15oz. can pimpkin already seasoned 2 - 4serving size each pkgs. vanilla flavor instant pudding Mix cream cheese, 1 Tbsp. milk and sugar in large bowl with hand mixer or wire whisk until well blended. Stir in half of the whipped cream. Spread into crust. Pour 1 cup milk, into large bowl. Add pumpkin, pudding mixes & rest of cool whip. Beat mixer/whisk 2 minutes or until well blended. Spread over first layer & refrigerate 4 hours or until set. I usually make them the night before I need them, I just flip the plastic part that comes with the crust over to cover them. That way I can stack them & not have to worry about them getting smashed under wh
Random Rantings
Message of H.E. Dr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad President of the Islamic Republic of Iran To the American People In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful O, Almighty God, bestow upon humanity the perfect human being promised to all by You, and make us among his followers. Noble Americans, Were we not faced with the activities of the US administration in this part of the world and the negative ramifications of those activities on the daily lives of our peoples, coupled with the many wars and calamities caused by the US administration as well as the tragic consequences of US interference in other countries; Were the American people not God-fearing, truth-loving, and justice-seeking, while the US administration actively conceals the truth and impedes any objective portrayal of current realities; And if we did not share a common responsibility to promote and protect freedom and human dignity and integrity; Then, there would have been little urgency to have a dialo
In Loving Memory
Dennis "Chip" Howells was killed Sunday night (11-05-06) in a car accident while driving home from work....He was my best friend....I am missing him terribly...Rest In Peace My Friend Chip@ CherryTAP Courtesy of MsTags.com In Loving Memory If tears could build a stairway, And memories were a lane. I would walk right up to heaven, To bring you home again. No farewell words were spoken, No time to say good-bye. You were gone before I knew it, And only God knows why. My heart still aches in sadness, And secret tears still flow. What it meant to lose you, No one will ever know. You and angels around God's happy throne. I would have held you closer if I had known. Train Videos | Music Code | Minneapolis Lofts
The Island
It was a soft breezy Saturday when I awoke on the morning of our boat ride. I lived alone on my boat, the S. S. Lily Pad. We had scheduled the trip for 10 in the morning. A quick look at the clock radio told me I still had 3 long hours to prepare. I stretched a bit in bed before I kicked the blanket off and sat up. My jet black hair spilled half way to the small of my back and half covered my breast. At 28 I have never been ashamed of my body; least of all, my breasts. They hung proud on my chest- a modest size that never got a complaint from my female or male lovers. My nipples were the size of quarters and this morning erect and perky. I stood up and walked to the bathroom to start my morning shower. Turning on the shower water I noticed in the mirror my reflection. My ebony skin was smooth and unblemished without scars, pimples or tattoos. My cunt was bare with a few stubbles. I'd better shave too. I retrieved my Lady Razor and cream before stepping into the shower. Forty
What Does Your Name Mean?
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME" *under 60 points= not too sexy *from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy *over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!! *beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!! A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23 Don't 4get to add ya name at tha bottom!!! Love Story I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! L: Loved by everyone I: one of the best d
What A Kiss Means
So anyone who knows me knows that i have been hanging out with this guy since school started last year... well we finally decided to start being more than just friends without the label of dating. yeah it was a kinda friends with benefits thing. but anyways he wont date me because of what exs have done to him in the past and last night after we kinda got a little serious he told me that he wanted us to kinda chill for a little bit. basically he wants a break. i dont know what the fuck i am supposed to do.. i mean damn i fucking love him and he makes me so happy except when he pulls that shit. why cant life just be simple and just work out in my favor for once. i have told him so many times that all girls are not the same and that i am not his exs and he needs to give other girls a chance to prove that we are not all the same. and that i have been hurt so many times in my life trust me i think i have a tattoo on my back that says cheat on me, and lie to me. but anyways he says that he s
Love Story
How Sexy Is Ur Name?
Be Carefull 4 Wat U Wish 4...
Careful What You Wish For Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped under the surface. After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half-dead from heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water. As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an old oil lamp. They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. Out popped a tired old genie who said, "OK, so you freed me from the stupid lamp, but hey, I've been doing this 3- wishes stuff for a while now and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys only get one wish and then I'm outta here. Make it a good one." The first guy, blurted out, without thinking, "Give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!" "Fine," said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire Ocean to be
Thats Some Strong Stuff
There was this little boy sitting on the curb shaking a bottle of turpentine, and watching the bubbles float up when a priest came by. The priest asked, 'Son what is that?' The boy replied, 'This here is turpentine the most powerful liquid on earth.' The priest said, 'Oh no son, the most powerful liquid on earth is holy water. Put two drops of holy water on a pregnant woman and she will pass a baby boy.' The boy said, 'THAT AIN'T NOTHING, take two drops of this here turpentine and rub it on a cats butt and it will pass a motorcycle
Ahhh The Bliss Of Being Married
Ahhh...the bliss of being married! A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked, in rhythm as this was their time to spend a few quiet moments and after years of practice they rocked to the same pace. Suddenly the wife stopped, grabbed her cane, and with a loud and hard WHACK hit her husband across the shins. His eyes watered and tears ran down his cheeks. When he finally caught his breath he gasped and asked, "What'd you do that fer?" "That's fer fifty years of bad sex," she said. He nodded his head, but said nothing. Slowly they began to rock again. Again they kept pace. Back and forth, back and forth they rocked, until suddenly the man stopped, and picked up his cane. He reached over and with a loud, sharp WHACK, he hit his wife across the shins. As soon as her eyes quit watering and she could speak she asked. "What was that fer?" "That," said her husband as he began to rock again, "is fer knowin' the difference."
A Simple Poem By Me
I awake to a breath taking glimpse of dawn breaking but as i turn to you; its shattered i look back to catch one more quick glimpse of my fake happiness but there it is; the deadly dusk has arrived what once brought me joy only offered pain it was like looking at the time That never changed there was no going back now for what had been done was done I'm ashamed of where I've been but i know to never return now and with this i will leave so long farewell, it has been a pleasure for now you'll just be another boy in this great city and ill just be another face in the crowd until the next boy Than ill swear he's the one and let him in just to be bound and broken once more -Mandi
Pimpin
Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the the booty Back up the booty, I need the booty I like the booty, oh what a booty Shaking that booty, I saw the booty I want the booty, lord what a booty Bring on the booty, give up the booty Loving the booty, round booty Down for the booty, I want the booty Hunting the booty, chasing the booty Casing the booty, getting the booty, Beautiful booty, smoking booty Talk to the booty, more booty... Fine booty All about the booty, big old booty Serious booty, amazing booty I'll take the booty, where is the booty Stare at the booty, walking the booty Touching the booty, whos got the booty Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty Loving the booty, hugging the booty Kissing the booty, holding the booty Watching the booty.... Kicking the booty Sleeping booty, screaming booty Harder booty, softer booty Sweeter booty, sour booty New booty, used booty Whos booty, sister's boo
Ramdom Thoughts On Things That Arent Really Pertinant
THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HAD IN A LONG TIME NO SOONER THAN I GOT DONE PRAYING THAT HE WAS OK I GET WORD FROM HIS BUDDY THAT THEY FOUND HIM HE IS ALIVE VERY MINIMAL INJURIES AND IS ON A HELO BACK TO THERE CAMP ! I AM EXTACTIC I DONT KNOW WHAT ID DO IF I LOST HIM WITH OUT FULLY GETTING OT KNOW HIM AND BEING A LARGER PART OF HIS LIFE , THANK GOD HE IS SAFE! OK SO WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT HOT GUYS ARE ALWAYS WITH FAT UGLY ASS WOMEN??? COULD SOME ONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME ??!! IVE BEEN TO SEVERAL PAGES THIS MORNING AND HERE ARE ALL THESE SEXY ASS WELL BUILT GUYS WITH PICS OF CHICKS THAT WEIGH LIKE 300 POUNDS SAYING THIS IS MY BABY I LOVE HER SO MUCH ,AND MANY VARIATIONS ON THAT WTF IS UP WITH THAT SHIT IS IT THAT THERE SELF ESTEEM IS SO LOW THAT THEY THINK THEY CANT DO ANY BETTER OR WHAT??? I MEAN DAMN I KNOW LOVE IS BLIND BUT COME ON NOW, LOVE ISNT THAT BLIND , I KNOW THE OLD ADAGE THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME IN THE DARK COMES IN TO PLAY BUT SHIT I AM NOT ABO
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Health
I finally got my heart specialist to call me back i have been feeling like shit all week and he thinks its one of two things.1.pnemonia (i'm sure i fucked up on the selling) or my heart rate drop so badly that it is what is causing me to have problems and if that is the case i will have the surgery on monday..I am leaving here soon as my ride gets here...I don't ask for much but if you believe in a god pray that i will be alright for my kids thank you Draco Today at 2:40 pm est I will be seeing a lung specialist...They are gonna "try" and figure out what is wrong with me....10 bucks say they don't have a damn clue either...I'm ready to give up Would anyone really give a shit if i put a bullet through my head...i'm so fucking sick and tired of being sick and tired...i want this fucking operations to be done with by now so i can get my fucking life back and not be home all the fucking time
Living In The 21st Century ...
Subject: Darwin Awards THERE ARE SOME IDIOTS OUT THERE! You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always, competition this year has been keen. The candidates this year are: In Detroit , a 41-yr-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing his head through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. A 49-yr-old San Francisco stockbroker who "totally zoned when he ran," and accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run. Buxton , NC : A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. Peopl
Liars And Cheats
You may wish to avoid these peopleThey promise payment, bux, returned love, bling etc for rates but DO NOT follow up on their promisePride of place so far is this idiot who not only failed to make good on his promise but blocked after my leaving 600 + ratesStud muffin fab4Next is Martini Girl@ fubar Again didnt bother paying as promised.Sadly more to come I expect ...I'll happily spend time rating for nothing, a profile rate and a Thank You is always appreciated but when more is offeredam I so wrong to expect their promise to be honoured ?.Hope this saves you from wasting time on selfish #####who in my opinion ruin the good natured friendly sitethat some would have us believe it is.
My Name Is Meth
My Name: "Is Meth" < >I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, the sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found. < > I live all around you - in schools and in towns, I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. < > In your child's closet, and even in the woods, if this scared you to death, well it certainly should. I have many names, but there's one you know best, I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth. < > My power is awesome; try me you'll see, but if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go , but try me twice, and I'll own your soul. < > When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie. You do what you have to - just to get high. The crimes you'll commit
The Way Im Feelin Today
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts i'm going thru changes i'm feelin bitter i'm feeling sad i lost the best friend i ever had she was my women i loved her so but it's to late now i've let her go we sherd the years we sherd each Day in love togther we found the way it take so long to realiza my love was blindet love went to stray i miss her so wish i could go back and cange the years i'm going thru changes.
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KISSING LANGUAGE... Body: Kissing Language (yup, it's a language) if a kiss is the Language of Love, then we have a lot to talk about it... methods of Love.... +kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny" +kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends" +kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you" +kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together" +kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you now" +kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you" +holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other" +a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on" +slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine" +playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you" +holding on tight---------------------"don't let go" +looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic" +playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me" +arms around the waist -----------"i love you too mu
Kids You Got To Love Them
Kids Ya Got To Luv Um The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked," Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked," Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "no". Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's hom
Up Coming Bc 101-32 Class
I would like to welcome all of you to the new Booty Call class given by Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom. At this time I shall need a volunteer from the class, the pupil should be well washed clean and free of hair or trimmed neatly. Please introduce yourself to the Class and then remove all under garments seeing as you shall have no need for them during this long demonstration given by me Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom. The student may help Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom by the use of their fingers or other means; in which feel free to indulge yourself and be happy, be very happy. If the Student wishes to have a partner then I Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom shall decide if said student is able to help with the Demonstration. Seeing as that this is a girl’s only class, but for me Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom there should be no issue with the Partner situation. First the rules that the Schools says I must enforce while on School property. 1. no pulling Professo
Cancer
R¢¾I¢¾Peace¢¾ Lavone Current mood: sad Separate accidents claim lives Friday, April 13, 2007 by Kristina Grossheim Staff Writer ..> Lavone Lamoreaux, right, and his brother Javone. [Click to enlarge] ..> Child succumbs to lack of oxygen after pool accident Miranda Lamoreaux has made the toughest decision of her life - to have her child taken off of life support. ..> Kailey Burgess ..> Yet the Chapel Hill woman summoned inner strength on Wednesday to talk publicly about the chain of events that led to such a difficult decision on Tuesday afternoon. Miranda's twin 3-year-old boys, Javone and Lavone, were playing outside Friday afternoon as active youngsters will, but the silence was broken by Javone's cries to help his brother, she said. During the short time the boys were left alone, they managed to climb up the water pump to the above ground swimming pool in the backyard. "They had been sick for days with the flu and got better Frida
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The Shit List Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family... Ghost Shit You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl. Teflon Coated Shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it! Gooey Shit This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Second Thought Shit You're all done wiping your arse and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more. Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're a
Stuff
Why is that some ppl always get everything they want and others dont...it sucks i make one mistake and everythings all over for me.. 1. What is your current ringtone? Every breath you take 2. What is your current wallpaper? my kitten 3. Do you own a picture phone? yes 4. If so, what was the last picture you took? my daughter took one of her 5. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th message from the top says: i dunno wat it was 6. How many contacts do you have on your phone? am i sposed to frikkin count them? dont think so lol 7. Go to your last missed call, who was it? unknown number..thats why i didnt answer it 9. What service do you have? vodafone 10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service? 3...stupid vodafone 11. Who's on your speed dial number 5? dont use it 12. Do you have a voicemail? yep 13. How many contacts that start with the letter D do you have: i dont fell like looking 14. Who d
Feelings
Doesn't really sound right calling you that but that is what you wanted and I'm trying very hard to respect that. Yes, this is hard, not only for you but for me and the kids as well. I'm trying to figure out what I should be doing, what I need to be doing. You have the advantage over me. You have the job, you have the babysitter (me), you don't have to worry about that, but I do. All I really wanted was a chance to be prepared. So that THIS FEELING OF HOPELESSNESS WOULDN'T HAPPEN. But don't think that I don't understand what you have been trying tell me. But all I can hope for that what your telling me is finally the truth. I'm not placing the blame as one might think, I know I had my hand in this too. And some days are better than others. Today isn't one of them though. With the storm coming in I'm scared shitless because if the power goes out I don't have heat for the kids. If it snows, I can't go anywhere because I don't know how to drive in the snow. I feel isolated out h
Risque'
Now convinced i lay my life to waste that no one loves me and my saddened face and in this time i only mourn for a taste, of me and you in any place i cry sometimes the word's slip out "why" why can't you love me? why must we lie? i attempt to cover the pain deep inside. but it's never sheltered only intensified. moments to days, it's all the same not much left, but me to blame i'm so filled with regret and eternal shame destined to die burning in sorrows flame my lament grows to bitter insanity and soon they will find what my eyes precieve wrath upon the gods that fake harmony they've left me, with nothing, but me. the rage within builds turning to misery of all that i've lost and all that i've done if there is a god, i pray for you to be with me please have pity on this bastard's son i wash at your memory to go away! i scream for you to forever stay! but i'm left with only the thoughts of when
I Need Tlc
Well my birthday came and went and Im now 39 years old. I think about that next year ill be 40 years old lol. Then I remember what someone I love told me...that women are like fine wine...we just get better with age. I know there are definitely some things ive gotten much better at :) and some things I cant do as well as I used to. Experience has taught me some things really well its just funny that im not as limber as I used to be to do some of them if you know what I mean. I know that Im way more settled than I used to be and I definitely know what I want out of life. Hello everyone. As the rain dribbles down outside, I sit here and think about my life. Life is a gift that needs to be experienced to the fullest and appreciated every day. It shouldn't be taken for grantedbecause life is too short. I spent too many years not being truly happy and not enjoying myself. Now I'm almost 40 years old and I finally understand that I should make the most of every minute that I have. I clo
My Friends And Family
THE REDNECKS ARE BACK!!!! We have brought the Rednecks from the grave... Interested in being a family member contact one of us... Angel Eyes ~ Head of the Rednecks of Fubar~@ fubar out-law~ 2nd in charge of the Rednecks of Fubar~@ fubar PLEASE REPOST>>>>>>>>>>> First off sorry I havent been around for awhile as I have had some personal things going on at home that have had to come first and formost.... Second now that I am back we have had some major changes to the family so I have decided to change the family name.... The new name is Rebel Angels of CT.... Third if you are interested in becoming a part of the new family please contact me or my 2nd in charge...... Angel Eyes Head of the Rebel Angels of CT Redmex 2nd in charge of the Rebel Angels of CT ATTENTION ALL ROYAL FAMILY MEMBERS..... WE ARE HAVING A YAHOO MEETING TUESDAYS AT 9PM CENTRAL TIME IF YOU ARE ABLE TO JOIN US PLEASE DO SO AS WE WILL BE DOING THIS AS JUST A GET TOO KNOW YA TI
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What To Do
Well, I went to check my mail today and there was an email in there from a girl that I thought was my friend and she was yelling at me about how I dont decerve my kids and that Im a bad mom and that I have no right telling her that she doesnt think about anyone but herself cuz she is taking her daughter away from her family and moving to Purta Rico and I didnt think it was right and I let her know about it. Its kinda been bothering me that she said all that stuff and being pregnant I cant really do anything plus I am trying to be the better person outta all this. What should I do? Forget about it? Talk to her about it? HELP ME!!
1 For The Rednecks
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home ""That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that." The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works." "O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!" The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?" "Well, what?", says the redneck. The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call
Condoms And Kids
Kids & Condoms A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March..." ******PLZ RATE MY OTHER BLOGS THANK U********
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Unborn Child
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He s
Tired Of Players And Fakes
OK~~I AM SO TIRED OF FAKERS AND PLAYERS THAT I WANT TO JUST FUCKING PUKE~~ I AM A VERY OPEN, HONEST, LOVING AND YES.. SEXUAL PERSON..BUT DON'T THINK FOR A MINUTE THAT I WONT ANALYZE EVERYTHING YOU DO. DON'T TELL ME BULLSHIT. DON'T LIE. DON'T BE FAKE. PLAYERS AND FAKES HAVE REALLY CAUSED ME TO JUST F'N WANT TO ACT STUPID AND UGLY...I WON'T! JUST CARRY YOUR ASS AND TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE...NO TIME FOR YOU! I WANT REAL FRIENDS..WITH REAL HEARTS.. I CAN FLIRT AND I LOVE SEX AND SEXY PEOPLE..BUT I WILL ONLY GIVE TO YOU WHAT YOU GIVE TO ME FIRST.. STOP FAKING PEOPLE..LET SOMEONE LOVE/LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE!! CHICKEN SHITS..HA HA DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN...THAT FELT GOOD PEACE ME
My Lifesucks
being single suck being single sucks so bad because i don't have no one to hangout with got to the clubs with or to the movies with helpppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u cry i cry. u hurt i hurt, u fight i fight. u jump off a bridge i get a paddleboat and save ur retarded ass....send this to those who matter the most..... lol
Searching
Okay here it goes, my first blog on Cherry Tap. I need help from the fine ladies on Cherry Tap. I am in search of a Girlfriend that is some what close to where I live. I have been getting attention from the guys. Don't get me wrong the attention is very nice but I would love to have some attention from the ladies. Yes I am bi. I want to be able to have a little more fun than I get right now. So ladies check out my profile and rate me and I will tap back. Never know we both may really like it and want more. So hit me up. Thank you all for reading and hopefully for tapping maybe I will get my wish. I wish I wish upon the first star I see tonight that I may find myself a friend.
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Gone For Awhile
Well I went back to the doctors today and he gave me the thumbs up. I am slowly but surely getting back to normal. YEAH!!!! LOL. I can slowly return to my normal activities....wooooohooooo. And thank you to those who left the kind words on my previous blogs. Well I had my surgery yesterday and things went well for the most part. I'm in alot of pain and they have me in an abdominal binder. I get to take a shower tomorrow..YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH and will get to see the incision and take this binder off for a little bit anyways. I can't drive or lift anything for at least a week. I go back and see my doctor Next Friday. But I am headed back to my bed now for a little bit. I probably won't be on here much for the next week or so, I am going in tomorrow for surgery. Not looking forward to it but it is something that needs to be done. I'll miss everyone and I'll see ya all when I start to recover. Hugs and kisses!!
Why Most Professions R Dirty
Why Most Professions Are Dirty The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide." The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest." The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em." The Mailman because he always delivers his package. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
Thank U
The trainig has started.. THis up coming June my daughters father is gonna be doin his first tour in either iraq or afghanistan.. He will be gone for up to 18 months mb longer.. The training for it has already start my daughters father will be leaving this up comin weekend to start his train n will be gone for a month or so.. Eveyday i wish for them to pull out.. I never thought i would have to go thru this with our daughter bein so lil and askin were daddy is it so hard. i want r troops to come home. How do u tell a 2 year old that daddy is gone to fight for something thats right in some aspects but also bad and we should not be over there.. My daughters father leave june 1st mb sooner only he knows so as i sit here an pray while he is over there staying safe i would like every one to support our troops some ppl our against the military but open ur damn eyes its there job n there fucking sitting there fighting for u they did not ask to be there they did not ask to fight but our countr
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The Female Disney Character Personality Test NalaAt a young age, you were playful, adventurous, always wanting to be on top, and didnt always obey the rules. Now older, those traits still show, but now you're more mature.I will now label you: playful, intelligent, thoughtful, fun-loving, and wild.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code You are 30% STUPID! You're not a complete moron, but you're definitely on your way if you don't watch out. Beware of brain farts!
A Letter To You Who Lust
I want all!!!! I desire so much flesh. Lurking in digital desolation. A void of fire. We the creatures of earthly decadations, roam endlessly down this serpint to the end. Where oblivion takes u like the noose of persacution. DIE. theis is a letter to all those who lust. to all thses who yern undescribably. to the helpless minions of flesh and fury. let not the words swarming around your vacint head guide you into he septic tank of social empaction. A festering pile of preprogramed wants and needs emplansted desires for all these goods and one track oddities. it seems we have become cattle, strung up on soiled hooks on display at this twisted meat market. Everone trying to get a piece. Hypocratic dievient immoral vermine!! And we lovewhat we grown into. Free to love and love, lust and die. Take in your alchole do your drus and sell yourself for a little more. Whores. I do not meat to discourage you from your earthly deeds, I encourage them at the fullest. I myself wou
Ode To Winter
Hi Everyone. With fall upon us and the days getting shorter, I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season. So grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure that this wonderful poem will bring... " ODE TO WINTER " A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre " SHIT It's Cold!" The End
Letter To Tide
Letter to Tide Dear Tide I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. Well one thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives w ho came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative. Later, my attorney called and said that I would
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Your Candy Heart Says "Marry Me" For you, love is serious business. You don't take dating lightly. And even if you haven't met the right person, getting married is something you expect to do soon. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic picnic in the park Your flirting style: subtle and calculating What turns you off: short term flings Why you're hot: you're a hopeless romantic with each new relationship What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
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The Dumbass Ex
today i saw a little girl that looked like my daughter. i miss my babies soo much it hurts. why is she doing this to me? why wont she let me be with my babies. i am dying inside without them. i would gladly cut out my own heart to be with my babies. I just had the worst bday of my life. It was the first bday since i got married that i was alone. I as not saying that I wanted my ex there, i am saying that i wanted my babies there. Last year I was working at a local Walmart in the tire dept. and my daughter woke up early and got my clothes ready for me on my bday, even though she got dirty clothes because she did not want to wake me...lol. She went and got me clean clothes as soon as told her that. My son made me breakfast that day. Ya know I dont remember what I got for CHRISTmas in 1998, and 2000. Why? Because in 1998 my son was a year and a half old and sitting in my lap as i helped him open his gifts. The look on his face was all i needed for my gift. Same in 2000 with
Booty Call Application..
Would you fuck me? 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u lick me? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull ur hair while I fucked u? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would u fuck me? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 16. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how i want to fuck u? SPIN THE B0TTLE The rules are that you post this and wait for someone to send you a message telling you what they would do with you. All you have to do is repost this with the subject "SPIN THE B0TTLE" 1. A KISS ON THE CHEEK 2. JUST A PECK ON THE LIPS 3. A L0T OF POPPING KISSING 4. I WOU
The Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Not a Damn Thing!!!!!!!!!!
Thank You
Thank you to everybody who has to helped me level up, its is appreciated, Thanks for all the comments, ratings and photo comments. I will try and get round to all your spaces as soon as possible to return the Love Thanks again
Return American Beauty
HATE CRIME Has the media gone totally mad, or is the media just a tool to try and make the blacks browns and yellows out to be saints while totally thrashing the white mans reputation. Everyday in this great nation hate crimes are being committed by those who the ADL and the NAACP so openly protect, but you will never see the crimes that these groups commit against the hard working racially awake white men and women in any news papers or television broadcasts. In fact such stories are just swept under the rug and not a dam thing is done to alert the masses about it. On Halloween of this year in Long Beach California three young white women ages 19 to 21 were attacked by a pack of Negros who beat them badly. Nothing of this story was told by any news media and if it were it was so far in the depths of the paper ensuring that the mass public had no knowledge of this crime. However if this had happened to three black women Jesse Jackson would have made such a big deal of this tha
About Me
I do not judge color of skin.I judge heart and soul.I love all in my family and I love all of my friends.Anyone that ever knew me and really knows me now realizes I am a real loving and fun going person as long as they don't cross me.So lets keep friendship based on heart and soul not color it would make this world a better place to live. I love music,movies,dinner parties,time with my family and friends,just about anything outdoors. I also enjoy cooking it is my favorite thing to do and my children are quite happy having a real cook in the house. If there is anything you would like to know about me just ask don't be shy.I love making new friends.
Better Than Myspace?
Alright, I came to this site simply out of boredom, I'll be honest. I was lookin around on myspace when I found it. To say that this site is better than the site that started it all is a little far fetched. I mean, myspace is more personal. There's alot of differences between the two sites, that it's not even on the same level. Look at this for instance. All of the typing is done in a very un-refined HTML format. I mean, I learned HTML layout in high school. CherryTAP rewards people for doing the same things I already do on myspace, and doesn't allow you to procede unless you have a pic up. I kinda understand that, but shit, it doesnt even have to be of you. Myspace exhibits a very refined form of posting your own website. Nobody sees my website, unless I have the intention of certain people seeing it, it usually never happens. I'll probably stick around here for a lil while, but maybe the site should think about changing it's slogan, like, an adult alternative to myspace.

Below is a lovely story about Santa explaining the symbols of Christmas. This is a good story for a Christmas assembly. Teach the Children I just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when I heard a noise in the front of the house. I opened the door to the front room and to my surprise, Santa himself stepped out from behind the Christmas tree. He placed his finger over his mouth so I would not cry out. "What are you doing?" I started to ask. The words choked up in my throat, and I saw he had tears in his eyes. His usual jolly manner was gone. Gone was the eager, boisterous character we all know. He then answered me with a simple statement. "TEACH THE CHILDREN!" I was puzzled; what did he mean? He guessed my question, and with one quick movement pulled a miniature toy bag from behind the tree. As I stood puzzled, Santa said, "Teach the children! Teach them the old meaning of Christmas. The meaning that now-a-days
My Poems!!! Plz Comment!!! I Care Much More About The Comments Than The Ratings -- I Genuinely Care About Yr Opinion!!!
The Threads That Bind I. We encounter our kindreds in the oddest of venues. Connections are conceived, webs weaved. The words are spun. II. And if someday, in Venice, on a patio at some trattorio, in a palazzo overlooking the Grand Canal, (and yes, I bullshited my way through that impromptu tour of Venice, when would I have the time not to tell you), we pass and nod and no, nothing happens, Fates, don't be disappointed. III. That is not how this fairy tale is spun. The glass slippers are Mahnolo's, that is if there is any such thing as a fairy godmother. I'm dreaming of fuck-me heels, come-hither sneers, the way leather worn is leather real, leather appeal, sex leather feel. IV. Sure, there were no traitors. I've always been the faker. Even these rhymes are a lie, they started mid-way, it looks like lies are on sale today: two-for-one, getting while the going's hot. V. Reality's the joke, something that gets caught in my throat. Let's
Cute
i would like opions...if u were in my shoes...and u loved somebody away u thought u could never love someone ever again...how far would u go to make this love work... if u tried over and over again to convince them the love u felt was love u have never felt.. one that would not just go away.. if u told her u would always be there for her no matter wat... if u thought she was one of the most beautifullest women u have ever met...if u thought the only thing that u could find in her that need to be change was... for u to be so deep in her heart where she would never leave u....if u thought she would be yur next to walk down an isle with u..if u thought no matter wat her problems were they became yurs as well to work them out... u tried so hard to believe thats she loved u but never got the fibes becuz she felt so cold but booom one day just were amazed at wat she said by the way she acted... u thought u had her where u now THOUGHT she loved u and u were so deep in her heart where u wante
Cherrytap Facts
What is a crush? A crush is an anonymous infatuation with another CherryTAP member! You may only have a crush on one member at a time, but you can change or remove it whenever you like. If anyone has a crush on you, it'll tell you how many on your homepage and public profile page, but it won't tell you *who* they are! You'll need to find that out on your own... :-) When you have a crush on another member, they'll receive an alert that someone has a crush on them, but it won't say who.... What is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) Overtly tasteless Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW and it was marked as such, there's a chance someone who has ripped tha

I Owe My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM . "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taugh
Red Head With Green Eyes (adult)
It started out to be just another normal Sunday morning with going to the grocery store and doing some errands. I just entered the store and started to walk through the produce pushing my cart not noticing too much. I was checking out the bananas and I started to put them in the plastic bag to put in my cart when someone caught my attention. What drew my attention was this beautiful lady, not only was she beautiful but the way she presented and cared herself, you knew there was something special about her. I first noticed her Green eyes and when we made eye contact I kind of froze. Did I freeze because of my shyness (Yeah, Right) or of her beauty? That moment will last forever in my mind. I came out of the fog and smiled at the beautiful lady with the Green eyes. I noticed she had lovely Red hair and a very cute figure. WOW! My heart was just a racing and mind telling me that I have seen her somewhere before but I couldn’t remember where. I tried to be discreet and minded
Softball (adult)
I was playing slow-pitch softball at the time. I met this girl at the bar I used to hangout at; it was mostly a country bar but had a pool table, close to home. I had been dating her for about a month and we had sex a few times and she was good in bed but I didn’t know about her wild side. I started taking her to my softball games and I played 2 nights a week and an occasional tournament on the weekend. After the second game that she saw me play she said that I was pretty good but I could be even a Better player. So she gave me some incentive to play better. She offered to give me an hour of pleasure on my performance when I played softball (batting, & fielding). At the time before she offered me this I was batting just over .300 and my fielding was ok, a few errors here and there (I was playing third base and I am left-handed). The next game she reminded me about the bet and of course I remembered (an hour of pleasure). Let’s just say I played like a mad man. I went 5 for
Finally
a star shines brightly across the northern sky the wind blows across the fields time stands still delivering hope a time a time when things of the past are gone love is a sweet perfume that breathes down my neck destiny frozen i ghost a life i know where i am who i am and where to go finally everyday as it passes by reminds me of times times of innocence time of escape finally seeing the true side of you i understand understand love,devotion minutes seconds hours pass by being loved by you is a present a present from a heavenly body love me ill love you back together we shall spend and eternity finally
Everyone's Invited, Lol
1. What is your Boyfriend/girlfriends name? I don't have a girlfriend. I'm solo for now. 2. What color underwear are you wearing now? black boxer briefs 3. What are you listening to right now? Night Moves-Bob Seger 4. What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? I could tell you but then I would have to kill you 5. What was the last thing you ate? Micky D's 2 cheeseburger meal 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Blue 7. How is the weather right now? Great. It's sunny and near the 60's in NYC. 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My sister 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/preferred sex? their eyes and tits. 10. Favorite type of Food? Anything with beef 11. Do you drink? Yes. 12. Do you smoke? Quit cigarettes years ago. I have been known o take a toke now and then. 13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember what you did? Unfortunately 14. Hair color? brown 15. What is your eye color
To All My Friends
First, I want you to know that you are amazing, and I love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes Roses r red Nuts r brown Skirts r up Pants r down Body 2 body Skin 2 skin Motor's runnin Lets begin. Send to 10 ppl and see if u get it b
Who Wants To Be A Porn Star
Eternity
Poems..
A touch.. A smile.. A single kiss... A smell.. A laugh.. Never quite like this... My heart.. My love.. My eternal soul... To you my love.. I have given you every bit of my all.. I love you Written by: Interesting Soul 5/1/07 Stinging eyes.. Tears falling.. Hearts breaking.. Love lost... Can you see my pain? Can you hear my sorrow? Don't ignore me! I'm real.. I'm here.. Look at me.. See me.. Hear me.. I'm broken... Written By: Interesting Soul As I feel your eyes look upon me.. The hunger growing inside.. I feel the longing.. Once what was is now again... To feel you just once.. Your hands upon my skin.. Thoughts overcome me as I feel your gaze.. The wanting growing stronger.. Knowing this isn't right.. But not caring any longer... Oh to feel you.. Your breath.. Your touch.. Brought together by fate.. Or by something much more.. Who knows.. Who cares.. Just wanting you... Written By; Interesting Soul My forbidden...
Whats-up-all-my-friends
MANY TIMES IT HAS BEEN ME THE ONE TO SAY SORRY MANY TIMES IT HAS BEEN ME THE ONE CRYING MANY TIMES IT HAS BEEN ME THE ONE TO FORGIVE YOU AND I ASK MYSELF ONE THING JUST THIS ONCE WHY SHOULD I ALWAYS BE THE ONE TO SAY SORRY TO SHED THE TEARS AND TO FORGET AND FORGIVE YOU SHOW NO REMORSE FOR THE WAY YOU MAKE A PERSON FEEL YOU SHOW NO SYMAPTHY FOR THE WAY YOU TREAT PEOPLE AND OF COURSE YOU NEVER SAY YOU ARE THE ONE IN THE WRONG WELL THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE AFTER SO MANY CHANGES FOR YOU TO BE HERE IN MY LIFE WITH ME I AM FINALLY GOING TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN ITS GOING TO BE LIKE THIS EITHER YOU BE THAT MAN YOU CLAIM TO BE OR I AM GOING TO BE THAT WOMEN WALKING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION BECAUSE THIS BITCH ISNT TAKING THIS ANYMORE I AM NOT GOING TO SAY SORRY I AM NOT GOING TO CRY ANYMORE TEARS AND I SURE THE HELL AM NOT GOING TO FORGIVE AND TO FORGET ANY LONGER SO THIS IS MY WAY OR IT WILL BE THE HIGHWAY CAUSE LIKE I HAVE SAID BEFORE "LOVE HAS NO LIMIT" I WANT TO LET YOU ALL KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT
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A Poem.
When Me Prayers Were poorly said who tucked me in me widdle bed and spanked me 'til me ass was red? Me Mudder Who took me from me cozy cot and put me on the ice-cold pot and made me pee if me could not? Me Mudder And when the morning light would come and in me crib me dribble some who wiped me widdle bum Me Mudder Who would me hair so gently part and hug me gently to her heart and sometimes squeeze me 'til me fart? Me Mudder Who looked at me with eyebrows knit and had a king-size fit when in me sunday pants me sh*t? Me Mudder When at night the bed did squeak me raised me head to have a peakwho yelled At me to go to sleep? Me Fadder
Is Beng Nice Over Rated
TELL ME HOW GREAT YOU LIFE IS I WANT TO KNOW LOOKING FOR FEED BACK FROM YOU, YOU TELL ME!! LETS SEE WHO ARE MY REAL FRIENDS AND FANS RATE MY NEW PIC THEN WE WILL SEE WHO IS FOR REAL ARE NOT WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN WE WILL SEE THANKS
Royal Cure
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, She will be cured." The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in th
Booty Call Application
BOOTYCALL APPLICATION Name___________________ Age____ Phone(____)__________ Occupation________________________________ Do you live with your parents Yes__ No__ Do you live with your significant other Yes__ No__ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M­­­/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you want it (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can you last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do you like giving oral sex (Y/N)__ Which do you prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Threesome__ Group__ While having sex, *What do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Take Control__ Scratch__ Pull hair__ Bite__ Smack Booty__ Fake It__Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ *List three positions you like: 1._____
Poetry
BEFORE I WRITE WHATS ON UR MIND I WILL SAY THIS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS THE ONLY MAN ON MY FAMILY LIST AND THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL EVER BE THERE WHEN WE FIRST MET I HAD A HARD TIME TRUSTING GUYS, BUT THAN U CAME ALONG AND SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET TO MY SURPRISE I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY FALL IN LOVE AT A YOUNG AGE, BUT I GREW CLOSE TO U AND PUT UP WITH THE GAMES THAT U PLAYED I TOLD U HOW I FELT AND U AGREED NOT TO HURT ME ANYMORE FOR U SAID U WANTED TO KEEP OUR FAMILY WHOLE, BUT EVERYTIME THAT U MAKE ME A PROMISE U BREAK IT AND EVERYONE ASKS ME HOW CAN U BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE THATS NOT IN LOVE WITH U AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THEM I WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH YOU, BUT IM TIRED OF HURTING AND TIRED OF CRYING AND TIRED OF WONDERING WHEN U WILL KEEP THE PROMISES U MAKE IM TORN AND IT HURTS I WANT TO LOVE U AS MUCH AS I DO I WANT TO BE WITH U FOR ETERNITY, BUT IM TIRED OF HURTING AND CRYING WHEN U SAY U LOVE ME IM STUPID ENOUGH THAT I BELIEVE U THAN WHEN I GO TO DO SOMETHING
How Intelligent Are You?
How 'intelligent' are you? Your Result: Average You not the brightest of the batch, but you're not the dullest either. Reading and learning is okay, but there are definitely better things out there. 3.0?Smart Einstein-ish Below Average .....I hate to say it, but you're kinda .... Dumb How 'intelligent' are you?
Woooohooooo
WHO NEEDS A MAN WHEN WE HAVE CREATED SUCH WONDERFUL PLAY TOYS LIKE THE BULLET LMAO I LOVE MY PINK BULLET ITS MY BEST FRIEND WHO NEEDS A MAN TO GET GRADIFICATION I GOT MY BULLET AND MY BBWCAJUNNYMPHETTE HEHEHEHEH WOOOOOHOOOO LOUSIANA LOOK OUT THE CAJUN BITCH AND THE YANKEE BITCH BACK TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN GOD HELP YOU! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFUKINHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OK ON THAT NOTE BATH TIME NOW THE WATER IS RUN LOL
My Life~~as It Happens
I'm so sorry that I haven't written in a while, i have been so busy with thanksgiving and now trying to get all my christmas stuff done. So when I left off I was just starting business school and i had just met Dan. Dan was very sexy, tall blonde hair blue eyes and the sweetest talking guy you could ever meet. I could never figure out why he chose to be with me. I met him while I was working at a carvel ice cream store. the first 6 months of our relationship was wonderful, we hardly ever faught or argued, but then maybe again I was just so in love with the idea of being in love that I didn't see the warning signs. then he moved into one of my parents apratments to be closer to me, and I ended up "unofficially" moving in too, meaning I wasn't there to help pay the bills, but I stayed there ever night and and cleaned up for him blah blah blah. After we were dating for about a year and half, things started getting worse, to the point where I knew something was wrong and
Dumb Ass Peeps!!!
Who Are You From The Simpson Family?
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Joke
there is a couple who are 65 yrs young and go out to dinner for thier 30th wedding anniversary while they are at thier table a little fairy pops in and says to congrat you to on all your yrs togther thru the good times and the bad times i am going to give you both one wish . The wife is so happy she says a want a romantic cruise around the world . So the fairy wavws her magic waund and puff two tickets for a romantic cruise around the world pop into the womans hand . Now the fairy tells the man it is his turn , the man thinks and turns to his wife and say sorry honey but this is a once in a life time oppertunity and wishes for a woman who is 20 yrs younger than he is ........the wife bows her head and starts to cry the fairy says ok i promised you your wish so the fairy waves her waund and poff the man was 85 yrs old......... A little boy is pulling hie little red wagon down the street in front of a church where the pastor is standing outside , when the boy gets in front of the church
Angels & Devils, Poetry And Such Things.
I'M AN ANGEL, I'M A DEVIL. THE ANGEL , KIND AND CARING. LOVING AND GENTAL. THE DEVIL, WICEKDLY TWISTED . SEXUAL, PHYSICAL. STILL THE ANGEL LINGERS IN MY PRESANCE. FAR TO KIND,CARING, LOVING AND GENTAL. I WISH I COULD CAST OUT THE ANGEL, OR PERHAPS HIDE HIM, LOCK HIM AWAY, TO WAIT FOR THE ONE WHO TRUELY WANT'S AND DESIRES ME. THEY COME IN THE FORM OF DARK ANGELS, TO SUDUCE ME, TO USE ME, TO GET THEIR FIX. JUNKIES OF THE FLESH. CAST AWAY MY HEART, MIND AND SOUL. DANCE WITH MY DEVIL, MY INNER DEMON, MY HIDDEN ANGEL, HIDES IN THE SHADOWS OF MY DEMON. WAITING, WATCHING, HOPING FOR ONE, WHO SHALL WHISH TO CHARISH ME WITH AND WITHOUT THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH. THE DARK ANGELS, SEEK ME OUT. DRAINING MY ESSENCE, MY SEED, MY LIFES FORCE. DEVOURING MY HEART AND SOUL, ALONG WITH THEIR FEASTING OF MY FLESH. I SHALL CLOAK MY DARK INNER ANGEL AND PROTECT HIM AS LONG AS I CAN. I MUST SAVE HIM FOR THE DARK SHE ANGEL, THE ONE. THEY TAKE SO MUCH AND GIVE SO LITTLE, MISTAKES THEY HAVE MADE, LETTING ME VE
What Is Your Love Style!!
Chosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money. The first did a total make-over. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new mak e up and bought several new outfits to dress up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man was impressed. The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the $5,000. She gave him back his $5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for th
Need A Tag
Need a tag done for me, wanting a double bladed axe, with a black handle, the pommel in silver the blades need to be black with the edges in silver, blood driping from the bottom edge of the blades, the shaft needs to be topped with a spike that is silver also with the background black with the bottom portion being fire, not sure if I standard orangeish fire or if I want a blue/purple fire.
A Day In The Life
i know why she talks to me security comfort is she flirting with me is this wrong my mind tells me no but my heart falls to the ground what am i doing does anybody know i wish she would tell me tell me what i want to hear my feelings are mixed what should i do i try not to care but my feelings overtake all what should i do if she told me she loved me what would i say what could i do about it tell me what i want to hear and thats why a day in the life of me is silenced for once in my life it all seems so clear my end has come my end is near a thoughtless road approaches ahead the fork in the road leads me nowhere i turn from side to side puzzled at the mist covering the path for me an end dead ahead i stumble around looking for a break nothing inside but more heartache i trip and fall i never get up bliss is beside me once and for all you think your shoes should be filled all you do is gripe remember a day in my life
Serious, But Not Drama...lol
a guy and a girl are in love. they live together, laugh together, love together. they are hard workers, decent people, good and normal in every way. one day, they join a group. its a large group made up of a large number of men and women. its purely social, meant for fun and just to get out there and talk and stuff with other people. things are going well with this group for awhile until the guy starts to spend more time with the group than with the girl....the girl is upset by this and asks the guy to pull back from the group. to be continued......
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Moving
Ok just got settled almost and haven't gotten my propane tank recharged yet. The wood burning stove has been working very well though on heating most of the house and have an electric heater in my downstairs bedroom. So one can well imagine my surprise at being woken this morning due to smoke and what turned out to be a chimney fire. So while I wanted to post pix of my lovely new home I am posting pix of the fire damge. Never fear everyone was allright and the damge relatively minor. So look in the photo album I'm posting one tonight many more to follow in the next few days. OK just finished moving this weekend I am in my new place now and got the cable and subsequently internet hooked back up this afternoon. I survived YAY! OK so oppertunity knocked and instead of renting I am buying my own house. Only found out about this on the 5th and I am finishing moving in to my house tonight as such I may be down from internet access for a week. So please comment the hell out of me and
I'm So Wierd
Oh Come On
if you would like to be in my auction that starts tomorrow and will run for 5 days, if you are interested please send me a private message, their will be a 50K entry fee in fubucks you will need to send me to enter, but you will be garaunteed to make way more than that back in return, minimum opening bid will be starting at 100k..... here is a list of things you can offer, or you may offer other things of your choice ty please contact me asap if intrested and send a link to the pic u wanna use in your private message plz CONTEST STARTED THANX EVERYONE WHO ENTERED if you would like a VIP, let me know and i'll rip the pic you choose from your profile, im doing a contest for most popular, its pretty simple, comments will be worth 1 point, and ratings with be worth 5 points, anyone is welcome to enter, the contest will last just one week so people can get on with their lives in a timely manner lol.... 1st place will recieve a one month VIP and a blast, second place will recieve a blast
Do U 2
i need a date and possibly sum butt on the same nite i know it sounds like a typical dude but hey like that usher song thats wat its made for u feel me but is there any 1 that can help me out on wat to say or wat not to say to a female so i can accomplish this cuz normally it take about a wk or 2 but now im feeened out not sayin ima dog or anything cuz im not but i just wana get it quicker u know so give me some lines and nothin that wont work on u holla All the signs are there -- if you know how to read them By David Wygant Sepcial to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Nov 20, 2007 RATING THIS ARTICLE Be the first to rate: Sign in to rate! Read all 10 comments TOOLS Email Article Printable View Add to del.icio.us Add to Digg I get so many emails from men asking me this question: "How do I know if she is attracted to me on date?" This a great question, and knowing the answer will make going in for that kiss become her idea and not yours. That's right, guys
Life Is All
I love the way my life is going at the moment. I have found the love my my life and i can't get enough of him. We are talking about making future plans with each other and i couldn't see my self with anyone else. He is the only thing that is keeping me in school and keeping me happy. I just hope that i am doing the same for him. I don't know what i will do if i lose him. Another thing about him is that he has the mot beautiful little two year old girl, which gives me one less kid to push out. lol We both want a son now and i think in about a year we will start to try for one. I'm soo happy and i just hope that everyone out there will have a chancve at what i have now. I can't wait for the rest of my life. I love Rj Carpenter!!!!! Well i know that i don't have much to offer someone. But i want what i can get from only one person. He tells me he wants me and then doesn't call. I don't know whether to tell him how i feel or to just let it go. I'm hanging out with him this weekend and i
Player
I have had the luxury of chatting, meeting and learning a great deal from some of the people on here; I have had a great time with many that I have meet and even formed a friendship with each. Even gotten into arguments and disagreements with some but I never used anyone. • Spent some quality time with a Lady out of Memphis, • Got to have a nice dinner with a lady in MO, • Sat outside in a parking lot and talked the night away with another in MO, • Went up to the Top of Mt Saint Helens and road around on my Harley in WA, • Sat in a small Café and ate a nice meal and talked for hours in OR, • Visited a Great friend in San Francisco CA and even stayed awhile, • Visited a Very good friend in LA • Got to see the sun on the back of CA • Got to see a great big tree in MS • Sat out on a football field and talked the night away in TX I never used any one of these ladies for anything and each one is very attractive and beautiful in a very special way and kno
New Contest
now that u are here i need some help to level up to a fubar pimp. please stope by and rate my pics and drop some love on my page. I will show some love back. thanks to all that helps me become a pimp. help my friend to level up. she needs only 700 more to go. please stop by and show some love. emeraldcitycowgirl____wife to GIT*R*DONE ____(Please sign my guestbook)@ fubar just wanted to see how many of my great cherry tap friends i can get to sign my gest book. please stop by and say hi.
The Dream
You have a sexual IQ of 139 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com I finally crawled into bed last night, late. With visions of you still in my head. Anticipation pounding in my heart. All my senses filled with your existence. As I escaped into the dream world I know so well, I took you with me. We walked down the beach together. Our hands touching and our hearts bonding through them. The wind kissing our faces gently. The sand giving way under our feet. The warmth in our hearts that only a poet would understand. Finding an oasis in the never ending edge of the world, We sit beneath the giant tree, on the patch of thick grass that seems to have been put there just for us. We talked for what seems to be hours. Never running out of th
Just Shit On My Mind
It's always interesting how when two people start dating, they usually lose touch with some of their friends. Sometimes they will go out as other couples and sometimes a few good friends understand why they don't get to see their friend now that they are in a relationship. You can tell who a true friend is, because regardless of what you do or how dumb your actions may seem sometimes, they still love you. Granted they'll tell you that you're an idiot, but still will support you if it's what makes you happy. These are the people who are usually there when there is a breakup. Even though they may remember the times you didn't want to go out because you were with your significant other and they didn't get to see you as often, they're still there because they know you need them. Regardless if its just a phone call or text messasge or they take you out to try to have a good time and get your mind off of things. They'll listen to you cry or bitch and even though they don't know the righ
My Dear Friend!!
Chocolate said to a lollipop, "You are damn sweet". The lollipop replied "I'm Not as sweet as the person reading this"! "Ur smile makes me smile"..."ur talks make me glad"... "Ur company makes me happy"..."But ur absence makes me sad"... "Be always with me my dear friend"!!! Send this 2 all ur friends in ur list, and also back 2 me if i am ur friend... If u get more than 7 u r lovable
Wild Story Of The Night
ONE WILD SUMMER NIGHT....... we meet at a pool hall, and hit it off right away ... drinking a lil and having a slight buzz goin on..... then decide to start a game of pool and I am wearing the black velvet dress you see in the pic there .. it's great for the kink .... so .. I go to take a shot and completely miss and you offer to show me how to shoot, I blush a lil cause this is exactly what I wanted but you just didn't know what I was really up to. You reach around w/ your hand over mind ..I bend forward just a lil and start grinding slightly into you , you can feel that I am not wearing anything underneath as I rub against you.I softly moan as I feel you getting even more hard w/ each slow deep sway against you. There are people in the room with us but they aren't saying anything just watching us.You whisper in my ear " you better stop teasing I can only take so much of it " but I continue to rub against you even more deeply , I can feel you getting rock hard and it's teasing me
Out Of The Mouth Of Kids!!
This so explains it all!!!! Men Are Just Happier People ... What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
Men
why is it i never seem to do anything right why is it that the one guy i thought was going to be the love of my life turns out to the ass hole i never wanted to be around so whats up with that sighs it seems that the man wanted betty crocker and donna reed both of which i am not i try real hard and trust me my wiccan reede gets pushed to the limit but always end up depressed as hell and now i just wanna end it all .....
My Blog
the day is over and the day went well... John arrived home all excited and happy about school. he was showing off his new back pack and his new blue folder. gave high-5's and couldn't stop talking about school. wooooooohooooooooo xoxoxo p.s. our school is sponsored by Costco so all the kids got a new back no matter what your income is. Every Costco adopts 1 school in their city and gives backpacks and schools supplies every school yr. new papa roach video Good morning everyone sometimes we get caught in life and let the small shit if life bother us. That happens to me sometimes. Last night was milestone in my family's life. we have a 15yr. son with Autism. C is on the lower end of the functioning level. C is basically a 253lb. 3 yr. old. C is not potty trained he will pee in the toilet but won't poop. The last 2 weeks we have really been concentrating on that. we sit him on the toilet every hour on the hour. we have tried every thing . so we have resorted
A Soldiers Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand, On the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kind A sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, so dark and dreary, I knew I had found the home of a soldier, once I could see clearly. I heard stories about them, I had to see more So I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping silent alone, Curled up on the floor in his one bedroom home. His face so gentle, his room in such disorder, Not how I pictured a United States soldier. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean shave
Nebraska Born
Okay so the huskers are doing great this season. They have their ups and downs just like the weather I was talking about in my other blog, though. You never know what is going to happen next with them. The last game they played again Texas A&M almost looked like they were going to lose yet again to another Texas team. I for one was going to give up all together until that last touchdown was scored. My dad was in the bed room when he heard the living room turn into a mad house after that moment. He almost gave up on the team too until he heard us roaring...the funny thing is that the kids were roaring along with us all and giving us all high fives. If mommy is in the cheering mood then they have to feel the "fever" too. This happend at just less than 30 seconds in the game..I believe. And the Aggies had just 20 seconds left to play and to get another touchdown to win it but they did not get it. Overall, I think both teams played well though but the huskers sure know how to make a come b
Finally....man I Tell Ya!
The night came softly, even briskly with the ever changing breezes Howling willows sang of its song Power lines sang from the branches Insisting they don't belong there. Star One appears Midnight blue sky shares her. When I wish upon a star danced in my head. Glistening and twinkling as I finished my wish the second appeared to torment. Justify your wish as it won't happen now. Fires crackle, pop breaks my trance reality check reality snap reality bites reality cold. Weird kid... not striking but sexy as hell. Something about him struck me. Was it his beautiful mocha that attracts me? My real son had a birthday party... I found the answer... At 10 PM techno ballet. In my back yard. I noticed. I stopped. I almost dropped my tray. I knew what that was. I knew it well... The technical words have eluded me now but it was there. Talent. The boy was a full on dancer. A completely classically trained male ballet dancer! I stood in awe during my moment
Wish Apond A Star
I HEAR THE SONG IN MY CROWN WITH A BODY SEEPING TO THE GROUND IN LIFE I FROWN IN EYES OF SOUNDS ONLY TO SING WHAT I FEAR LIFE IS HERE KNOWING IT GETTING WEIRD HEARING THE CRIES FALL NEAR INTO THE SONG IT BELONGS AS I WONDER TO THE POND TO HEAR THE SONGS IN MY FROUDS AS IT HOUNDS ME TO MOVE ME BEFORE I DIE TO THE GROUND AS I HEAR THE SONG IN MY CROWN YOU MAY FLY WITH ME SO YOU MAY SORE THROUGH THE SKY WITH SO MUCH GRACE AND AMAZEMENT OF SENSATION OF FEELINGS GONE BYE AS YOUR MIND BECOMES OLD AND WISE THEN YOU REALIZE AND SEE THI AM ENERGY OF MOTION LET ME FREE
For The Haters...
...but you dont, so just keep your trap shut/ dont need your shit,and you just dont make the cut/ your not the kind of people we fuck with/ so back the fuck up and suck on this fat dick/ I try to play nice, and not hurt your feelings/ but Im sick of your bullshit, hearing your voice even leaves me reeling/ and I cant keep playing this game you enjoy/ back the fuck off and go find someone else to be your toy/ Im not the whipping boy, or the scape goat/ I will leave a crimson river flowing from your throat/ cuz Im thru with all this confusion/ dont need your lies, its just an illusion/ and its not worht my time, my talent or my heart/ you've got being a loser down to an art/ and I want no part of your hatred and idiocracy/ and I'll say what the fuck I want, this is A FUCKING DEMOCRACY/ and you make me sick worse than the flu/ I'd kill myself if for a moment I was you/ so back the fuck off and be glad Im letting you walk away/ take your life, and your bullshit, Im done, nothing more to s
Randomness
Ok, so for those of you wondering how I became a wrestler..here's the story. The whole story filled with nothing but absolute truth and nostalgia! This also goes right on up to current. So enjoy! So I was 14, and it was a Sunday. The big WWF Pay Per View was going to be on that night and me and a couple of my friends were going to go to Hooters to go watch it. I had been a huge fan of The Hardy Boyz. I grew up basically watching them and Lita because I loved their high fly, high risk style in the ring. Anyway, earlier that day my friend Jeff came over and gave me an article out of Creative Loafing (a newspaper in our area) for a wrestling school. He knew that I wanted it because I had been searching for schools to attend 2 months prior to this date. Anyway, he gave me the clipping. I stuffed it into my back pocket and we hung out all day. Later that night, we were at Hooters, whooping and hollering at the TV. A guy I had never met before walked up and placed a business
The U.s. Marines
Today we celebrate 231 years since the birth of our Corps. Today we celebrate Men like Dan Daily, Chesty Puller, Carlos Hathcock, Archblald Henderson, Alfred M. Grey! Today we celebrate the name Teufelhundenden (Devil Dog)! Today we celebrate the raising of the flag on Mount Suribachi! Today we celebrate Belleu Wood, Tarawa, guam, okinawa, Iwo Jima, Inchon, Chosin Reservoir, Da nang, Van toung, Quang Tri, Granada, Kuwait airport, Khafji, Baghdad, Tikrit, Kandahar, Jalabad, Kabul! Today we celebrate all the battles fought by our brothers that changed the course of World history! Today we celebrate all of our tradgies! Today we celebrate our brothers that have made the altimate sacrafise in the name of our country and Corps! Today take time to think of the Marines around the world in harms way. Today say a prayer our brother Marines and our Corps. Happy Birthday Devil dogs Please send this to all of our brothers you can! Walter J Allen former corporal of Marines Work
Love Is...
LOVE IS....... The ride of yur life LOVE IS...... Thinkin of no one else LOVE IS..... Just staying home together LOVE IS..... Not always smooth sailing LOVE IS.... Wat gladdens yur heart LOVE IS.... Starting out with nothing but love LOVE IS.... Beautiful but also at the sametime painful LOVE IS spending the rest of yur entire life with someone who loves u as much as u love them...LOVE will break u down into tears feel like yur heart has been ripped out..if there was no pain, no tears then there is no LOVE.. who is to say wat love really is...love is something we do not choose but it happens...without love there is no life... ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO GIVE ME THERE OPION ON WAT LOVE IS....
Important Stuff
Where Is My Angel? ~ You need not worry my dear sweet mother for I am here through heavens guiding lights that beam loving rays down upon your heart as you sleep and awake each day. I dream of you each day while the angels are gathered around me that nourish my spirit in your time of woes not knowing where I am but I am here my dear sweet mother looking down at you with a smiling tear. I am here so alive as ever could be while Gods Kingdom reigns all around me and flows through out the universe and upon earth as you walk in my memory of the times we spent together. You need not cry my sweet dear mother for I will never leave you because I am all you feel, all you think and all that you are, for what you are is what you created from my birth. The angels that surround me are singing a loving melody that flows deeply from my heart directly to yours from the inner depths of Gods heavens that surround all living things. I'm all that lives and breaths though
Stories, Tales, And Lies, With More Than A Few Exagerrations
I used to think I wasnt good enough… To keep the years at bay To make it through these incessant summers... Spiked with that relentless blind & burn Leading me into this impending fall... just to leave me ostracized, with little if any hope of salvation... And that Moment Of Clarity I was on the verge of translating through my heart and eyes... It just fell apart inside my imagination, and I can only grasp at the fragments, as they float up, out of my reach and turn toward the sky J. Alexander Its almost funny, how I used to sit awake for days... With nothing particulary good or inspiring to say But there was no one around me very much I hate myself for how long I continuesly damaged my spirit everyday I stayed Because in the end, the price was so high I had to pay And I could feel my heart breaking in 3 places simultaneously... Watching that tear roll of her cheek, as she turned to walk away from me that day
Life Sucks
Why do people build your hopes up, them shit on you ? This person knows who they are ... But i cant understand why, or what ive done . Tell me... PLEASE The day is horried ,it's not stopped raining all fooking day ...Ive had a row with my ex, and im feeling pretty shit.. And to top it all my insurance claim has come in a lot less under price . Fooking ******** OMFG ive just had a belly full . I wanna go curl up in bed and die . Well first off all , this is a huge (((((((( hug))))))) for a very dear friend of mine. In her hour of need.. Im with you baby , and your in my prayers. Secondly .... Im so in love with someone at the moment .. But i dont know how the F**K , i can carry on . He's so very far away from me... And my heart feels as though . It's at breaking point . Why does life have to be so mean ..... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Ok moan over with xxxxxxxxxxxx
Recent Epiphany
Have you ever been stuck between a rock and a hard place? It seems like it has happened to me repeatedly lately...sometimes its when I want something I know I can't have, and I know I can't live w/o it but if I had it, would I be able to be live with it? How could I survive either way? Where do you go/ what do you do when your only moments of solitude are unconsciousness? Or being completely thoughtless? Have you ever heard the saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Well, I discovered it is true. I fell in love with someone who would generally not be considered "gorgeous", and falling in love was something I NEVER EVER thought I would do. But someone broke me and then deserted me. It broke my heart so badly that I have become an entirely different person. It has been a while since the "relationship"(If you could call it that) ended. It was short, and it ended poorly with me outwardly expressing EXTREME insecurity and him not giving a damn. I know that this emotion will n
Days On End
lifeless helpless seeing is beliving but i dont believe ive never had anything no one who cares why am i here for days on end i comtemplate my fate and eternity of hell is what ill recieve and for what pretending lying we all do these things some of us know our place mine is here in hell i understand now my faults and why i am here but ill i can do is pray that ill leave this place but for days on end im silent
Thanks!
Hey everyone, Thanks SOOOOO much to everyone that visited my page yesterday when I was on Cherry Spotlight. I had a great time and met a lot of new people. Thank you for making my day a great one. Don't be a stranger stop by and visit my page often and leave me love.. I always try and return the love. Realistically because the comments were getting buried so fast yesterday, I'm not gonna be able to return it.. so please come by and say hi and i'll be sure to do the same for you. Thanks again! Ghetto Barbie AKA Skittles Check out my stash items.. some funny stuff LOL Hi all, I'm baaaaack, some of you might remember me, some of you might not. Come by and welcome me back. You know you missed me even if you don't know it yet.. let me remind you :) Sooooo.. who's gonna pretend to remember me? :)
Mainer
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F. Drucker To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it. - G.K. Chesterton We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
More Boring Nonscence From Me
Well, first blog on here and It's really not a great one. I had my cat Midget for 11 years and she passed away last Thursday. I know, It's stupid and goofy and wimpy for an ex Army combat vet to get choked up over something like that. What can I say? I loved my cat.. go fuck yourself if you dont get it. Anyways, I got midget when i first got out of the Army. My ex wife and i stopped by the animal shelter up here just to look around.. and we couldn't go home without her. Some asshat had left her out in Maine in the middle of winter. She had frostbite on her ears and tail and half of them both eventually fell off. I'll never understand how people can be that crewl to animals. Anyways, Midget was my friend and confidant and would always listen to my babbling about what all was going wrong in my life. Miss ya Midge I went to my fathers grave today, like I try to do every year on November 11th. It’s been 18 years since he’s passed and today I felt exactly like I did
New Photos
Sexual Fantasy, Come, Dress Up And Play
Women are not as ‘simply’ attracted to parts as men are. While a man simply sees an ‘ass’ and has a reaction (in fact he usually becomes one in his desire to get one), a woman does not see a part and react with such immediacy. The attraction is not as direct as that. Remember, women take the ‘long way’ to arousal. A woman doesn’t seek perfection. While a man seeks The Perfect Heart-Shaped Ass, women do not have such a physical standard. (Yes, yes, Dona knows a man, an ass man anyway, will respond to virtually any female ass, but there is a ‘holy grail’ of asses he does seek, if only to say he saw it.) This lack of seeking a ‘perfect’ physical trait is why you will find a woman crushing on the oddest parts of men... Women who ‘love’ are often adoring some obscure (ok down-right-strange) part of the man. Frankly, it is also a part that might even be considered a ’flaw.’ Yes, even a flaw she may have one time thought of as ’icky.’ One will com
Written By:submission
Pretending to be your call-girl one night, I come around looking just right, To your front door in spike-healed boots, Anxious to see if the outfit suits. Taking your time as not to tear paper, You lift my skirt then say "wait here." On go the lights of the Christmas tree, Back you come to unwrapping me. Tripping towards the window chair, Cars driving by can catch a stare, You parting thighs wide with your knees, Me arching in a need to please. Down before me then you drop, All hurriedness at a stop, Tracing edges with your nose, Savoring fragrance, eyes sweetly closed. And on my mouth there forms a grin, Petals caressed with bare chin, Sighing resumes, as you lick with leisure, A cone full of your favorite flavor. Not content with petting for long, Like a cat the urge too strong, Purring starts a reverie, Lips dripping out sweet honey. 0ingers used to stir the flow, Knowing you like to watch the show, To your
Get Over It
I swear people are so crazy. There is so much drama in my sisters life and she tends to bring it to everyone elses. She made her bed she needs to lay in it. People everyday have problems but they are yours for a reason do not put them on other people. You should make the next person happy only to get it in return. Oh, and all this shit where women are fighting over men OMG drop the dead beat and WTF are you fighting for. Women should stick by women men do. There are plenty of women and men out there so for the people out there sitting on the couch crying get up and go out. I gues this is my blah for the day but remember life is what you make of it.
Everyday Life
heather and I went and signed up for classes for school and we will be starting may 16th. Im acually happy to be going to school. i have been wanting to go since I graduated but for some reason I couldnt. so to finally be able to go back is nice. I wont have to work at walmart for the rest of my life Today is my birthday and It was great I got up to kinda clean the house up since a friend was coming over when they ogt off work this moring. Well I made plans to go to Georges house this morning because last year on my birthday I went to his house and he said it would be like a tadition that i come over early so he could spend some time with me. Well with my friend coming over I didnt know how i was going to see Pony and George at the same time. So my mom told me to sit down and close my eyes at like 7:30am so when I opened them there stood George. It was a great surprise to me when I saw him in fromt of me. A few minutes later Pony came over then Erin showed up. I wasnt expecting here to
Today
Well today went reasonbly well, apart from been used as a pin cushion, before they started the tests I had a ECG which came out as normal, then came the part I hated the stress test in which they speed up your heart rate with a drug, this test lasts for about 10 mins and is the equivilant of doing severe exercise, the guy doing the stress test said my heart was acting normal for a person who was doing extreme exercises. When this test was finished they injected me with the radio active dye and was told to go and have a drink and something high fat to eat and come back within the hour, this give time for the day to work round my body. When i came back, I had like a top half scan under this machine that takes photos of your heart from all different angles, I wont know the result from this one until about Wednesday
Fall Photo Contest
Ive entered another Photo Contest, this one is the theme of Fall. The Photo I used was taken yesterday morning just round the corner from where I live Here is the Link for the Voting Just click on the photo
Ruffone's Blogs
Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped come s into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the fol
Eddie Ftw
If anyone needs help with anything computer related, I am your man, currently I have over 20 years of experience in the field, and can do anything from web work to ground up networks, including database and warehousing. Anyway, always looking for another way to network, let me know if you need any witnesses to my abilities :P I am so close to psycho, I think I want to stay a psycho, guess it doesn't matter either way, I still am a psycho :P
Beautiful Days
BEAUTIFUL DAYS CHAPTER TWELVE(FINAL) BEAUTIFUL DAYS 12(THE END) "You are now tuned into the sounds of RADIO ROB here on your F.M. dial. The forecast for tonight...? SNOW! And lots of it. You know what RADIO ROB knows you'll stay indoors for the remainder of the evening. In the next hour we got some of your favorite underground hits, we got The Yo Yo from Little Brother, Musick from Dudley Perkins, everybody's favorite duo Amphibeus Tungs with 4 Siblings. You are tuned in to the station that smacks that eardrum with nothin' but the best, that's 102.7 on your F.M. dial. We gonna kick it all off with Crazie Vizion with...BEAUTIFUL DAYS! BEAUTIFUL DAYS CHAPTER 12 SWAN SONG SILLILQUY Part two END OF DAYS. John helped Sophie load up the car with the explosives found in the shed behind their former safehouse. Able struggling to hold on to what little life he has left as he lie bleeding in the backseat. Refusing medical attention as usual. But highly understandable at this po
Rememberance
In Memory of 202976 Pte Cuthbert Emmerson 1st/6th Bn. Durham Light Infantry Tuesday 9th April 1918 Ypres One of the thousands of soldiers who were killed, but their bodies were never recovered. They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old. Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun, and in the morning. We Will Remember Them In Flanders Field By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place, and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though po
New Cherry
You are 100% fuckable! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com HAVINFUN69@ CherryTAP
Salute
I've been doing alot of thinking lately about all the people showing support for our Armed Forces. I am Glad to see them get the support They so richly DESERVE.But I would like to say that we Need to Support and Respect Our Military,Both the Veterans and Active Duty,even After the war ends.They get little notice in peace time but they are making sacrifices daily for this country,even then.Their Families make sacrifices by allowing that Service Member do his or her job.So even after the battles are over,They Deserve EVERY bit of Respect&Support We can give them.THEY HAVE EARNED IT!!!! If You agree Please Repost this. I went to leave a comment on a pic and EVERY time I do I get this: Bouncer ID check, please type the characters you see in the image. When Did This BS start and Why? I came across this profile and I know the Lady in the photos and have been friends with her for a long while.I emailed her and asked if itwas Her and she said it is NOT her. Here is the Fakers pro
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know he is there he just doesn't care I call and call yet he deny's it all! I care about him so much and i miss his gental touche I miss when he held me I told me i was his only I miss his hand in mine I miss how he was so kind My heart it aches for him even if our fire is going dim He has my heart he had it from the start I love you...but do you love me back? PLz tell me this is a dream PLz tell me this isn't so obseen PLz tell me the words i need PLz tell me that i don't need to bleed Tell me i'm not alone That someone is still on the phone That you here by my side that i will not break downa dn cry Tell me that thing i seek Tell me my life isn't so bleek Tell me thoes words that i speak Tell me i'm not this freak That i'm not here and i have no fear That i will not cry a tear that i'm surcoming to the preasure of my peers Tell me...just one more thing So thing good that my life would bring Think long and hard about this Answer
If You Don't Laugh, You'll Cry
Hi everyone. Just so you know, this is not a "repost". This is me, Nik, Nicola, Black Sapphire, whatever you want to call me, giving you some really good advice. I'm sure loads of you have heard about this. A short while ago the government stepped in to say that the charges banks lay upon their customers on a monthly basis is unfair and unlawful. They stated that the banks should oly charge what it actually costs them in admin costs to process the situation. This is usually no more than a couple of quid. As you know, every time you go over your overdraft limit you incur a charge, however the amounts the banks have been charging for unarranged overdraft usage are ridiculous. For instance at one point I was being charged £125 a month. Now some of you may have heard that there is a way to get this money back. All you have to do is get a copy of your bank statements for the last SIX YEARS and work out exactly how much the bank has charged you. This may seem daunting, but it
Contest
ladies its still open to enter we contest that starts later today... boyshorts, thongs, g-strings we take it all even take bikini panties if you fill them out the right way, just a weekend contest no limits on comments, no rules no regs just pure fun prizes for the 1st place finisher
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Random
On November 10, 1775 a committee of the American Continental Congress met at Tun Tavern in Philadelphia and drafted a resolution that called for the creation of a new military unit called the Continental Marines. The owner of Tun Tavern, Robert Mullan, was named a Marine Captain, and the owner of another tavern, Samuel Nicholas, was designated Commandant of the Continental Marines. That resolution was later approved by the entire legislative body. That's right! The Marine Corps was born in a bar and today is our 231st Birthday!! So Should you see Marines out and about in their dress blue uniforms, carousing and celebrating, consider that you've been duly warned (by me!) and then go buy them a round!! Today is not the day to tell them what you think about the war or politics, just say thank you because they went through that special hell in the earning and the wearing of that uniform. SEMPER FI AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARINES!!! LtGen Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, then a colon
Poem: Why Do You Need Love
WHY DO YOU NEED LOVE THERE IS ONLY ONE LOVE YOU WILL KNOW,FEEL,AND DESIRE. THIS LOVE WILL KEEP YOU CLOSE EMBRASSING BY THE FIRE. THIS LOVE WILL BLIND YOU OF ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SEEN. HOLD YOU FROM ALL THE WORLD, CALL YOU IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT. ANSWERING IN A WEAK MOUNE. CREEPING ON YOUR KNEES, FINDING YOUR NEEDS, KNOWING YOUR PLEASURES, FINDING YOUR-SELF,WONDERING & PONDERING WHY. WHY HAS THIS LOVE FOUND YOU, WHY DO YOU NEED, WHY DO YOU CALL FOR HIM IN THE WAKING HOURS, WHY DO YOU NEED A LOVE? YOU DO YOU NEED TO FEEL THE TOUCH,THE SIGH OF HIS BREATH ON YOUR NECK,THE WORDS THAT YOU LOVE TO HEAR. THE WORDS THAT SHOOT THROUGH YOU LIKE A KNIFE. I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU!!!!!!
Who's Your Friend
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND AS THE DAYS GO BY WE ALL SIT HERE AND PONDER WHY? WHY WAS I THE CHOSEN ONE TO LIVE THIS RUGGED LIFE. WHILE WE SIT AND PONDER WE THINK OF ALL THE PAIN. THE PAIN WE WENT THROUGH EACH AND EVERYDAY. THE PAIN WE CAUSED BY OUR BEST-FRIENDS HELPING HAND. WHO ALWAYS PULLED US DOWN AND NEVER LET US STAND. THE PAIN IS A REMINDER OF WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE. AND MAKES US THINK TWICE ABOUT LEAVING OUT THOSE DOORS. NOW WHEN YOU SIT AND PONDER REMEMBER WHERE YOU'VE BEEN AND IN MY HEART AND YOURS REMEMBER WHO'S YOUR FRIEND. THINK ABOUT WHO'S BEEN THERE IN THE WEAKEST MOMENTS AND HAS ALWAYS HELD YOU A STAND. AND THE ONLY ONE YOU CAN RUN TO THAT HAS THE BIGGEST HANDS. WRITTEN BY: CHRISTIE DRURY-WEAVER
Staying Together
STAYING TOGETHER STAYING TOGETHER IS A HARD THING TO DO IT ALL BEGINS WITH ME AND WITH YOU, GROWING UP FROM A BABY TO A CHILD WITH ME AND WITH YOU WAS KIND OF WILD, GROWING UP FROM A CHILD TO A KID WE ALWAYS STUCK TOGETHER NO MATTER WHAT WE SAID OR DID, GROWING UP FROM A KID TO A TEEN EVERYBODY THOUGHT WE MADE A REAL GOOD TEAM, HOPEFULLY FROM TEENS ON UP WE'LL STICK TOGETHER AND NEVER GIVE UP. WRITTEN BY: CHRISTIE DRURY-WEAVER
To My Love
TO MY LOVE I WONDER WHAT YOUR THINKING EACH AND EVERY DAY. I LONG TO FEEL YOUR LOVING SOFT & WARM EMBRASS. YOUR EYES ARE LIKE DIAMONDS SHINNING LIKE THE STARS. I ALWAYS LOOK TO HEAVAN AND WONDER HOW FAR YOU REALLY ARE. YOUR LOVE IS ALWAYS WITH ME I CARRY IT EVERYDAY. YOUR SOFT LIPS HOW I WISH I COULD ENJOY THE SWEETNESS OF THE TASTE. YOUR VOICE SO BOLD BUT OUR SWEET CHILDREN WILL NEVER HEAR IT THOUGH. YOUR HEART SO BIG THERE'S NO DEPTH TO EXPLAIN. YOU JUST WAIT I MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE BUT SOON ONE DAY I'LL BE RIGHT ON MY WAY JUST NOT TODAY... WRITTEN BY: CHRISTIE DRURY-WEAVER
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Sun
a whispering wind a drop of rain on the grass the sun beats down on the earth displaying its splendor nature reveals itself naked nourturing life exists on a plane of tranquility breathing in the air everything responds to life the sun above mightily displays its leadership loving growing life exists on a plane of tranquility
Happy Friday!!!
Hey cherries! I just wanted you all to know that I rarely get a chance to check my bulletins, so please don't take any offense if I don't repost them. When I am online, I'd rather be chatting with you all or meeting new people, checking your new pics, readin your blogs, etc. There aren't enough hours in a day for me to do it all, so please accept my apology if you are offended that I don't repost when you ask me to. xoxoxo If I don't get a chance to talk to each one of you, I just wanted to say Merry Christmas to you all! Wishing all my sexy cherries a great Friday! Have a drink for me!!!!!
Poems
My forever,,, Forever takes me by the minute, While I'm here with you. I'm falling even more in love, With everything you say and do. Hold me in your arms, Look deep into my eyes, Don't turn away and let me go, Don't ever tell me lies. I swear I'll never loose you, In my arms I'll always hold. I'll never let you slip away, And leave nothing left untold. There aren't enough hours, In each passing day, To find all the words........... I wish I could say. Your kiss will last forever, Your touch forever warm. You'll guide me to the light of life, And shield me from the storm. I love you,,, It's Eternal It's not the things you say to me that make me love you so much. If you never spoke another word, I would hear you through your touch. It's not the things you give to me that sets your soul apart. If I never saw another dime, I would still be
How Fukable Are You
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Lost
lost in your eyes i sleep another day minutes pass by with love streaming from every part of my soul having met you u set my soul free free from pain free from wrongdoing i only hope our love is a love that will last forgive me forever i would be lost without u in my life love me like i love you always forever lost
Comments
see how many comments you give to your friends and your fans and see how many you get back from them plese stop bye and check my pics out and leave a comment please
Life
JUST FOR THE RECORD LIFE SUCKS.
This Was My Life 4 Years Ago
"well for starts i should not be here today sitting writting, waliking, talking as i am now. To look at me it would not even cross your mind that I had brain surgery back in August 02, 2003 Even my Doctors call me a walking mirical,lol sometimes i still have problems spelling...... On that date i was alone in my home with no one but me, when i started having a really bad headach....at the time all i wanted was to lay down and go to sleep but the pain got worse, and i kept hearing a faint voice in my head along with all the pain i was in. You see my grandfather had died sometime ago but laying on the couch in so much pain that i was not even aware as to what was really wrong with me at the time...except for hearing a voice that i kept hearing over and over telling me to call my mother and have her come over to sit with me and the voice that i kept hearning was his voice . Me being stubborn at times just kept pushing it way but i just kept hearing the voice over and over again...
Those In My Family List...
Geneo14@ CherryTAP Gene is another one of my adopted sons that is special to me. He 19, adoreable and an awsome friend. Not to mention that he has become a bit of a stud puppy~LOL~ But I still love him. I've known gene for about a year I think...if longer I'm certain he will set me straight~LOL~And ohhh does this song fit him!! Chicks Dig It Video - Chris Cagle lyricsChris Cagle Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureFree Layouts This is one of my adopted kids...I've known John for over a year. He's a good kid that loves da Mama~LOL~ He is a wonderful person, funny as hell and very confident in who he is. I am lucky to have him calling me mom and hope I never lose him. Miss ya terribly sonny boy!! JonnyBear@ CherryTAP This is one of my closest friends in r/t. She is beautiful, incredibly intelligent...I could go on for days but she would kill me~LOL~ She and her son mean the world to me!! Love ya Leigh and hope you like this shout out to ya hun!! Now go check her
You've Just Been Kissed
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Don't Fear The Reaper
Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right AMEN ANDY ROONEY ! Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I have the right "NOT
Ooh, Look At Me
Ok, I don't imagine I'll be maintaining multiple blog sites, so check out my main blog at http://blog.myspace.com/fallenangelkaz Peace
Sick, Bored, And Frusterated!
ok so it's a friday and I came home from work all sick... I work at a school so I'm around kids all day and I had a few go home then I went home they just pass their germs onto me but when the lil ones don't feel good they come to you crying and you feel so bad you just wanna hold them so what did I do I held the one who is my favorite! She went home sick and about an hour later I went home sick! I moved back home today too...this is going to be hard I moved out of my rents house in July because we weren't getting along, then not to long after that we started to get along just fine. Last week they bought me a much needed car. I have to pay them back half and the other half is an early christmas present. I'm only going to be at my rents house for a few months till money is comin my way and my debts are paid off...and I can afford a place of my own. I'm frusterated because of guys. I like this one but we really have no time with each other and well it just plan sucks and he told me tonig
New
I just wanted to wish everyone a very, very Happy Valentines Day! I hope you all had a great one! Lots of Love~ Christina I have a stalker, and apparantly she is now going to all of my friends pages and leaving them picture comments, to try to trick them into adding her. I want to warn everyone this girl has serious issues. Fortunately, now, she has had to delete all of the pics that she had stolen from me and my fiance. She is so crazy that she actually had his picture tiled on her page as the background!!! She now has a stupid little blog posted that we are harrasing her, please note, when you read it, that on her FANS list and FAMILY LIST, is MY FIANCE!!! So you tell me, how much could we possibly be stalking her? Please avoid her! She will make your life miserable, and you could end up the victim of a crazy obsessed skanky girl like we did. Thanks, Christina Here she is..... meggie@ CherryTAP For those of you who missed my blog yesturday... I just wanted to get the
Newbe
I have a buddy who has 2 sugar bowl tickets he wants to ge rid of there in section 120 row 30 by the goal line any instredied contact me on my yahoo instant mess. im ID is patliner195 Hey does anyone know how i can put music on my page Just giving a shout out to all those cherrys out there peace
Contast
ok i always sayed i never join in but i like this kind of contast lol so please help me out.it would mean alote to me thanks
Since No One Reads Blogs Here, This Is Now Storage.
Eyes That See The Truth
Eyes that burn into the soul, telling the world, that NO man or woman should pass through these eyes & not endure the glare of the truth that dwells within.......
6771
hey to all my friends an family i have 6771 points left till i go to the next lvl i was wondering if u could help me out by commenting an rateing my pics i added a few new pics aswell if u could do that it would help me out so much thanks a bunch ! luv ~HAT~
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Thoughts Wen Im Bored
'All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible.' life is what happens to you when you are busy making other plans -john lennon does anyone else really like to play frisbee and hackey sack?
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Fun Stuff.
This is just a quick thank you blog to all those who had came by and busted your asses to help me get closer to Godfather while I had my auto-11 on. I can't thank you enough for taking time out of your fu-roaming to rate the hell out of my pics. I know that I've got a whole lot of people to thank and I will send you a thank you to each one of you. I know who you are and be on the lookout from something from me soon. It sucks that I have to go to work soon or else I would give you all a proper thank you on this blog...but I just thought I'd let you know how much your time means to me when I can right now. Once again, thank you. And I will put up a proper blog of thanks soon. :) D.I.R.T.Y. wouldn't steer you wrong. Come check my friends' lounge out. Your Latenight Place to Party!!! Click the tag below and come check us out! The Hottest New Lounge on Tap! Come on yallll... Let's get a party started. Anyone is welcome.
The Final Inspection
THE FINAL INSPECTION The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Ex
Fucking Girls
Ok now why the fuck are girls so damn complicated....every fucking time i try to get close to a girl she doesn't want anything to do with me why do you girls do this?!?! this is really fucking me up for the future girls i date cause now i'm just scared to ask someone out cause i'm fucking scared of rejection this is just ugh! i want to just date someone but damn it i can't ever tell if a girl wants me and i sure as hell can't ask someone out i mean i wish i could but its too hard cause of some shit thats gone down but whatever i'm trying my fucking hardest to get over someone right now but damn it nothing works i just need someone to fucking help me ugh!!!!!!...........and ok whatever that probably makes no sense to anyone but i needed to get that out of my fucking head cause its killing me...and yeah there is more but i'm gonna keep it inside for now...
Happy Birthday Marines!
This was forwarded to me this morning... Ooorah Marines! My Worry Well I was at the mall the other day and given the climate of today's world I was just slightly afraid. I saw an Army gent and asked him what the army had to prevent. He smiled and stood and told me of the tanks and Bradleys and artillery. I acknowledged and thanked him for his willingness to serve. My worry was still not appeased when I spied and Air Force group. I repeated the question and they told me of things such as stealth and bombs that could land on a pin. There was just no way the terrorists could win. Again I smiled and thanked them for their tour, but still my fear needed something more. I soon saw a Navy Officer and again I asked my question and she replied about the pride of the fleet, aircraft carriers with planes and bombs. She talked of silent submarines and cruise missiles ready to defend. I thanked her for her candor and told her I was proud of what she was willing to do, but yet the fear
Just A Thought~~hmmm
It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me It's so ironic you're what I had pictured you to be But there are facts in our lives We can never change Just tell me that you understand and feel the same This perfect romance that I've created in my mind I'd live a thousand lives Each one with you right by my side But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance And so it seems like we'll never have the chance Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny (Oh) And you can't move on even though you try (Oh) Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel Oh, I wish this could be real Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life (Oh) And you don't want to face what's wrong or right (No) Ain't it strange how fate can play a part In the story of your heart Sometimes I think that a true love can never be I just believe that somehow it wasn't meant for me Life can be cruel in a way that I can't explain And I don't th
Sweet's Candy
Thoughts for the Day 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat. 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal & opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. (Just remember how lucky you were to get a free trip around the sun.) 14. Men are from earth. W
Heaven
In loving memory "Heaven" I never thought the time would come, that fateful April day. When the person that i loved so dear, was finally called away. Up in heaven, i know your there, dancing with the angels, I hope you do take care. Please watch over me and guide me on the way, so that i can make it there, to be with you someday.
Misc
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit. 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. 3. If You Drink Don't Park - Accidents Cause People. 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. 6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point. 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking. 10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. 11. If At First You Don't Succeed, blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings" 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. 14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home 19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It We
Sabbath
Sexy Biker Contest
Dangerous Dan
I think of you so often, I know I could fall for you. I try to tell you how I feel, but I feel to much like a fool. I lay awake at night thinking, of the things I'd do or say, but when I ever get to talk to you, seems like I have nothing to say. so here's to you my dangerous man... I guess I'll keep it to myself... and know I think of you Dangerous Dan... yes you and noone else... xoxoxox kisses Jen
Boo!!!
BOO!!! DID I SCARE YOU?
How Evil Are You
Come check this out great music u wont regret it come on I know you wanna click on either of the links http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14140638&MyToken=71df246c-88c5-49a5-9704-882be6c0ffe3 http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4637 http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4571 come join :) Darkness surrounds me like a cloud a cloak of understanding no judgement for my crimes compassion for my troubles prodviding a realse from my torment I sleep the sleep of the dead my mind wanders boundlessly dream Ceaselessly and I am free In my dreams i am loved in my dreams i am happy then the light tears me from my escape tear drops fall as I wait for night once more ( old poem of mine) Hes a fuckhead a moron nothing but scum hes stupid an idiot dumber then dumb hes needs a life stupid fucked up loser get away from me right now no one wants u around I hate you cant stand you wish you were dead piss o
Booze!
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Quotes From The Famous And Not So Famous
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa
Hello My Friends
Hello to all my cherry friends! I've been missing in action. I've been spending time with my kids and having a blast doing it. My kids are getting older and I don't want to miss a thing. Plus my computer hasn't been cooperating. But i'm hoping I have all the bugs worked out. I miss all my buds out there and i wanted you all to know that i luv you! I have a ghost hunt thing tonight. Its pretty cool. My daughter and I are on a 10 member team. We are going to start investigating paranormal happenings. I'm into that sort of thing. You all have a great weekend and know that i luv you man! Muahhh....Becky
Vets Poems
The United States Flag Code stipulates that as the symbol of a living country, the flag is considered in itself a living thing and should be properly displayed and cared for. The code outlines the proper ways to display the American flag. Raise the flag briskly. Lower it ceremoniously. Never allow the flag to touch the ground or floor. Do not fly the flag in bad weather, unless it is an all-weather flag. The flag can only be flown at night if properly illuminated. Otherwise, it should only be flown from sunrise to sunset. The flag should always be allowed to fall free. The flag should never be used to carry, store, or deliver anything. Never fly the flag upside down except to signal an emergency. Ceremonial When hung over a sidewalk on a rope extending from a building, the stars are always away from the building. When the flag is hung over a street running east to west, the stars are always toward the north. When the flag is hung over a street running north to south,
What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?
What is your sexual zodiac? ------------------------------- Aquarius
What Is Your Sexual Iq?
thats how much i got can u beat it ? lol You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
My Poems
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following quotes: Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There are two theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Always drink upstream from the herd. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. There are three kinds of men: ones that learn by reading, few who learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. Lettin' the cat outta' the bag
Response Blogs
JUST VENTING HERE FRIENDS!!! SOMEONE RATED MY DAUGHTER A "2" WHAT A DICK! A TWO FOR ME I DESERVE. BUT NOT MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER!! WAAAAAAAAAAAA I KNOW BETTER BUT STILL PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!! ANY WAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS~~~~ TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS. FANS PEOPLE I HAVE GOTTEN TO KNOW BETTER! AND A TOAST TO GETTING TO KNOW Y'ALL BETTER. AND ALL THE WOMEN POSTING MORE NAKKIES!!!!!!!!! LOL KISSES DAN Merry Christmas Comment Graphics MY SEXY SURVEY 1. Anal or oral? I like oral ~~ I JUST DON'T LIKE ORAL I LOVE ORAL~~ I LOVE THE THINGS YOU CAN FOR A WOMAN, THE FACES, THE SOUNDS THE BREATHING 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? whip cream.... 3. Ice or feathers? Ice 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? NO DOUBT 2 WOMEN AND ME 5. Movie porn or live porn? LIVE, duh! REAL~~ MOVIE PORN GETS MONOTONOUS 6. What do you wear to bed ? BOXER BRIEFS 7. Love making or hard fucking? DEPENDS ON THE MOOD BUT BOTH OFTEN 8. Do you shave ? I
Pimpin Myself
if ya haven't rated me PLEASE do....soon i will be able to add more to my family...xoxo ...becky i'm losin already....if ya have time please vote and bomb me with comments....thanks...hugs and kisses!
Rest In Peace
Sexy Survey!
> These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. > > 1. Anal or oral? Both, giving anal, give and recieve oral(love giving) > > 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? Whip cream > > 3. Ice or feathers? Ice > > 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? Perfer mff, > > 5. Movie porn or live porn? live > > 6. What do you wear to bed ? nothing > > 7. Love making or hard fucking? depends on the person and the mood > > 8. Do you shave ? no > > 9. Spit or swallow? n/a > > 10. Do you masturbate ?yes > > 11. Whats your turn on ? beautiful women getting kinky( you'll have to ask for the rest) > > 12. Whats your favorite position ? Doggie style, woman on top > > 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? depends on situation > > 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? anywhere > > 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest)most of the time a couple of hours > > 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ?depends on partner >
Pagon's Thoughts And Random Tidbits
Hey ya'll just wanted you to go check out the temptation x radio lounge here on cherrytap and also go check out the website www.temptationxradio.com . There is alot of good DJ's on there. I will be starting to DJ there soon and I am gonna put on some awesome shows. We all take request and will play music that is good unlike fm radio. So come check it out and give us some love. I will update this when I know when I am gonna be on the air. Later ya'll. DJ Pagon well i just got a new router today so now me and my wife are back online at the same time. my car died yesterday so i have know clue whats going on it might be the battery or it might be the starter. in the next couple days i am gonna be putting alot more pics of my wife and my son. i hope more people rates and comments on them (joey is just so cute when you see his pics you will understand). i made both files for friends only so if you want to see them you have to add me as a friend. well thats all for now i'll blog more anot
The Room
THE ROOM 17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I ever wrote.." It also was the last. Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teary Valley High School . Brian had been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of his life near them-notes from classmates and teachers, his homework. Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's life.. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore realized that their son had described his view of heaven. "It makes such an impact that people want to share it. You feel like you are there." Mr. Moore said. Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He
Wtf
hmmmm if people actually spend 100 bucks for a VIP, then why do they go around rating people a 10 when they can rate them an 11?? Does any one know??? someone decided to rate my pictures a 5 and a 6... if you fuckers out there decided to rate lower than a 10 on someones pictures then dont fucking rate at all!!!! A horriable accident has happend in Arkansas. Two underage teens were drinking and ended up losing control of the truck. The truck fliped over three times.The passenger wasn't wearing a seatbelt and ended up getting thrown out of the truck, which caused him to die. Now the driver could be faced with involuntary manslaughter. I have went to school with these two guys for the last 13 years and now I will never get to see one of them ever again. Please keep Brandon, Dustin, and their families in your prayers.
Happy Veterans Day
I am a Dissabled American Veteran... in a wheelchair... the VA has said since i am not 100% dissabled they will not get me a wheelchair lift for my van... i am 90% dissabled anyone have any ideas on how to help get an internal lift for my van... i presently have to rely on others to help get me in and out of the van which means i can't go places alone... i make too much to get help from others... please help a veteran.... drop me a messege on here please.... sorry to ask I Hope all the other Veterans are having a wonderful day... we need to stick together... whether you are a stateside veteran or one who has faught for our country remember we are one. I am a Dissabled American Veteran whom was injured stateside... non combat but am in a wheelchair... remember people even tho a veteran didn't go to war we are all veterans. thanks Joe
You People Are Pissing Me Off!!
Iam soooo glad that CT finally decided to show them. Maybe now they'll be stopped or atleast slowed down a bit. Iam going to keep an ongoing list both on here and in my profile of all the downraters that I get attacked by because Im sure its not just me that they do this to. You dont have to go after them, I already do that when I find out theyre prick heads 1. teonbay2001@ CherryTAP Is it because I dont help you horny buggers to get off by posting explicit pics that you's have no buisness seeing? I think it is repulsive at the amount of people who care more about boobs and stupid ass comments than important things that really matter. WTF must your lives consist of to depend on shit that means nothing at all. I posted a very important bulletin yesterday that I feel very strongly about and its just too damn bad that those who complain about that crap, still do nothing about it. WHY?? The reason is that society has grown so used to others stupidity that they feel it wi
I'm Wifey's Wife
this is crap this comment limit shit.......i think they should only b able to take it away for a short period of time its bs how its been pretty well 24hrs and i still can't help her in one of her contests.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr now i know why i don't really come on here much. joined late but please show me some love.....you know i will return the fav if you don't believe me just ask me wifey. CLICK ON PIC FOR DIRECT LINK. wow apparently this is what i was told bout my pic that i had up and to think it was boobs that were covered...... here's what was said to me about my pic i believe pic is below take a view.... > One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the LC. Yo
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By Globe Staff A 22-year-old Rhode Island man died and a woman suffered serious injuries early this morning in a single-car crash on southbound Interstate 495 in Raynham, State Police reported. A preliminary investigation found that speed may have been a factor in the wreck, and that neither occupants of the car were wearing seat belts. The 2000 Volkswagen Cabrio was heading south near Exit 7A at about 2 a.m. when it swerved off the road, hit a highway sign, bounced back across all three lanes of travel, and rolled over. A man and a woman were both thrown from the car. Police said it has not yet been determined who was driving. The man, John W. Hetu, of Pawtucket, died at the scene. The woman, Abby M. Carnello, 19, of Middleboro, was rushed to Morton Hospital and then flown to Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. The crash remains under investigation. Posted by the Boston Globe City & Region Desk at 10:18 AM Print | E-mail to a friend | Permalink | Subscribe via r
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Ass
It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your cherry tap that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your cherry tap that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-Blog this as "friends w/ benefits" YOU CAN ASK ME 10 QUESTIONS: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointle
Deviant Sexual Acts
ADULT FAIRY TALES CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m . The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter,
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Wykked_cherry
I got a L.A. Style hair do and it f'ing rox. I have my purple and blue out of my hair now its all dark until I get home then will redo it. I am flying home tomorrow for my b-day. 1. Have you ever thought about getting your nipples pierced? No, but wanted to 2. Does a kiss make your boo boos feel better? LoL uh... depends on where i am hurting (wink,wink) 3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Uh yeah many many times when i partied. I still party but not that bad lol. 4.Do you start the water when you get in or when you are in the shower? Uh depends on what i am doing before i take the shower i guess. 5. Which shoe do you put on first, left or right? Right 6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? No, but have dated a few guys that have. 7. Have you ever had more than 10boyfriends/girlfriends? More than that lol just kidding. 8. Have you ever thought about your death? Yeah, I think we all do every once and a while. 9. Have you eve
Hey This Is A Must Read !!!!
some people dont think much about it, but this is VERY true. I've found out information about people like this myself. >>After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and >>get on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked >>her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: >> >> >> >> >>ByAngel213: >>Hi. >>I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was >>following me home today. It was really weird! >> >> >> >> >>GoTo123: >>LOL >>You watch too much TV. Why would someone >>be following you? Don't you live in a safe >>neighborhood? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination >>cuz'I didn't see anybody when I looked out. >> >>GoTo123: >>Unless you gave your name out on-line. >>You haven't done that have you? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Of course not.I'm not stupid you know. >> >>GoTo123: >>Did you have a softball game after school >>today? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Yes and we
Funny Vids. ( I Dont Want Them All Over My Main Page, So I'm Putting Them Here Enjoy)
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Recipes
Even though this is not my recipe it's very tasty. Of course I love just about any type of seafood Title: Blackened Redfish Categories: Cajun, Fish/sea Yield: 6 servings 6 ea 8-10oz redfish fillets 3/4 lb Unsalted butter, melted -------------------------------SEASONING MIX------------------------------- 1 tb Sweet paprika 3/4 ts Ground white pepper 2 1/2 ts Salt 3/4 ts Ground black pepper 1 ts Onion powder 1/2 ts Dried thyme leaves 1 ts Garlic powder 1/2 ts Dried oregano leaves 1 ts Ground cayenne pepper NOTE: Fish fillets (preferably redfish, pompano or tilefish) cut about 1/2 inch thick. Redfish and pompano are ideal for this method of cooking. If tilefish is used, you may have to split the fillets in half horizontally to have proper thickness. If you can't get any of these fish, salmon steaks or
Women
Here's to women, women are the most beautiful of all creations, women are as delicate as a flower, but when needed they are as tough as nails, women have have the power to cast a spell on men that will have us running butt naked down the street in the rain, so here's to the beautiful, down to earth, independent, women in the world, Black, White, Indian, Asian, Ect. we love you all, now if you'll excuse me, i have to go running, it looks as if it's going rain.
Too Funny
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was i n the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
So... I Am New
I am still figuring out how to navigate this place sooo if it takes me a while to reply, then please forgive me. I hate being a newbie......

a married couple woke up in bed together in the morning...... wife...i had a dream last night...they was selling dicks....small ones for 10 dollars and big ones for 100 bucks husband...so what did they sell mine for wife....they gave it away free husband...i had a dream last night too...they was selling pussies ....big ones for 10 bucks and tight ones for 100 wife....so what did they sell mine for husband...thats where they was haveing the sell MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the
Nasty Girl
These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. > > 1. Anal or oral? well both are cool, but Oral rocks > > 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? Whip cream > > 3. Ice or feathers? Feathers > > 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? okay my fantasy is 2 guys and ME!!! > > 5. Movie porn or live porn? movie > > 6. What do you wear to bed ? nothing > 7. Love making or hard fucking? Hard fucking!! > > 8. Do you shave ? Some of it, not all > > 9. Spit or swallow? > swallow for sure > 10. Do you masturbate ?yes, at least 3 times a week > > 11. Whats your turn on ?Porn or slow deep kissing (it makes me "tingle" ) > > 12. Whats your favorite position ? Doggie style or backward cowgirl, its a toss up > > 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? Definitly > 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? On the beach at sunset > > 15. How long can you go ? a few hours but seriously, Just fuck the shit outta me and go to sleep, I am
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Bird's Eye View (video)
Build your own Blingee Lenora Love Whiteside Poet, and Spoken Word Artist GOOD MORNING, - Get Your Own "AN ANGEL OF GOD IS STANDING OVER YOUR ROOF WITH A SWORD KEEPING THE ENEMY AT BAY LATENESS AND TARDYNESS ARE TWINS RESIST THE ENEMY AND HE WILL FLEE PUNTCHUALITY AND EARLY WILL MEET YOU BEFORE DAYBREAK'S DEW" -- Lenora Love Whiteside Lenora Love Whiteside Poet & Spoken Word Artist WEBSITE www.LenoraLove.com EMAIL LenoraLove@poetic.com TODAY IS A GIFT (The Present) Lenora Love Whiteside - Get Your Own This is the Day the Lord has made Rejoice and be glad in it. God gave us this Day as an Awesome and Wonderful Gift What you do in it is up to you Whenever someone care enough to Present you with a Thoughtful Gift It make you feel good inside your Spirit it makes you smile. Isn't God -- Good to us? He Bless YOU all day long And a
Regardless Of Who The Writer Was, This Is A Powerful Poem And I Agree, It Needs To Be Read And Understood By As Many People As Possible.
(This was written by a young Indian girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her arm.) Please keep praying for our Children, ! Teens, Young adults. Understand, this thing is worse than any of us realize... My Name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town. I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the k
Random Shit I Think Is Funny If You Don't Like It So What
I AM WE TODD ID I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ID Read it out loud several times you'll get if you dont then PM me and I'll write it the way it should sound Twas The Night Before Christmas - Adult Version 'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I
Ponderings
k now that i hit lvl 9 and have 10 open pic slots what should i post??? please people give me ideas lol over 100 friends and only 3 or 4 even noticed it was my bday.... lol you all are terrible friends lol all late bday wishes better be sent with something special cuz after tonight im not gonna accept them without a special gift and i wont make it easy >:) but i still love you all *kisses* ;) todays my bday.... damn.
My Automotive Website/forums
I would like to invite whoever goes to the trouble of reading this to my automotive website /forums. It has a photo gallery for registered users , a very nice classifieds section , technical info on anything with wheels , even has a personals section for the single gearhead. It covers cars , trucks ,and motorcycles of any make or model. You don't have to be an expert but just friendly and sociable. Registration , membership and usage is completely free. I really appreciate you taking the time to read this and I hope to see you there. Linkage: http://www.clubhioctane.com/community/index.php
Blessed
Forgotten about Him Best graphics, layouts, and more for your profiles! Click Here! MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS. hehe GOBBLE TIL YOU WOBBLE......... AND IN ALL AND FOR ALL THINGS GIVE THANKS. I hope everyone has a very nice holiday Eat lots and lots of turkey...lol Shouting out to all my friends and fans Hugs All Kim
Sex Test
There is at least one person on your list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Super Horny69%Very horny69%Not horny56%Normal Horny56%A little horny56%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
This Sucks!!!!
Do you like it rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? How do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? What does your favorite fore
Britts Blog
im very highlighly pissed my son has painted my pc screen my desk and keyboard with white out help me!!!
In The Maryland Area
so I'm down in the MD area for a while taking care of family... but I have no idea what to do here anymore... anyone with suggestions? -kristoff
Chastain
Now Accepting Submissions!!! Black Heart Magazine is currently accepting submissions. Your deadline for submitting your own personal brand of literary smut is December 13, 2006. *Please note that we are no longer accepting poetry, though we will be announcing the details of our Dirty Haiku contest in the weeks to come! What are we looking for? I'm glad you asked, lovely. BHM is desperate for your startlingly personal accounts of loves lost, relationships troubled, sex addiction, familial shunning due to sex-related issues, your job and/or brushes with the sex industry (stripping, turning tricks, cam-girlhood, nude modelling, etc.) and anything else that seems dirty and unseemly to those on the straight-n-narrow path. Word count: 1000 words or less. Questions? See our Submission Guidelines or ask us at info[at]blackheartmagazine[dot]com Submissions? E-mail them to submit[at]blackheartmagazine[dot]com, or snail mail to: Black Heart Magazine P.O. Box 55054 CP Mackay M
Remember The Day
Remember The Day I remember the day that we met Now we can communicate on the internet Since you are my friend without further ado I think you should know that I care about you. I send you this poem with a special wish or two And say that I'm happy to have a friend like you. You listen to my ideas no matter how crazy they get And make me smile when sorrow I met. We may not talk every single day But you are my friend in every way. this was wrote by my dear sweet friend Dee
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LAY MY BODY DOWN ON DA BED, SPREAD MY LEGS TAKE YOUR TOUNGE AN GIVE ME SUM OF YOUR BOMB HEAD... IT WONT BE LONG TILL I GRAB YOUR STICK AN SHOW YOU HOW A REAL CHICK SLOBB YOU DOWN. DEEP THROATIN IS WHAT I DO BEST. PLAYIN WIT DA HEAD, AS I MAKE SURE IT STAYS WET. ONCE ITS SUPER HARD I JUMP ON TOP, RIDE DAT DICK GIRL SHOW HIM HOW GOOD PUSSY SUPPOSE TO WORK. UP, DOWN, ROUND,AN,ROUND WE GO TURN AROUND AN RIDE IT NICE AN SLOW... OH ITS GOOD IM BOUT TO BUST THAT FIRST NUT, THEN IMMA LET YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOUR DICKS REALLY WORTH.... PULL ME IN THE CENTER OF THE BED, PUT MY LEGS WAYS BACK IN THE AIR. STROKE IT LONG AN SLOW.... SPEED IT UP AS IT GETS DEEPER OH SO DEEPER.... TURN ME AROUND AN HIT IT DOGGY STYLE. OH IM THROWIN IT BACK AS MY PHAT ASS BOUNCES UP AN DOWN, SMACK MY ASS, PULL MY HAIR TELL ME HOW GOOD IT FEELS IF YOU DARE.... WHEN YOUR BOUT TO BUST STICK IT BACK IN MY MOUTH SO I CAN SUCK, SUCK IT UNTIL ITS ALL OUT DONT GET TO EXCITED I SPIT NEVA SWALLOW BUT I BET YOU GOT WHAT I CALL A SU
Relationships
"Hi, my name is Trixie… it's so nice to meet you", I say for the fourth time, sadly to the same person. I have been enjoying Sunday Brunch with Hazel for several months now, but lately she forgets who I am. Hazel is 96 years old and suffers from dementia. Pleasant chattering around the breakfast table is interrupted yet again by Hazel's query, "And who are you young lady?" She looks at me with a puzzled, yet smiling face. "Hi, my name is Trixie… it's so nice to meet you." I respond with a smile. Within minutes Hazel and I become good friends, sharing stories and laughing together, enjoying the company of the other ladies at our table. These are precious moments that I treasure and tuck away, because I know they will soon become rare. It doesn't matter how many times Hazel and I meet for the "first time" during brunch, we always become good friends. We were MEANT to be friends. I think that during the course of our lives there are certain people that we are just M
Where I Belong
You came to me today. You held me in your arms, Wrapped around me tightly. You said you loved me in your own special way. As I look into your eyes, I see forever there. I know I am finally where I belong. For you are the one who will take care of me. You will always be there when I need you most. For you hold my heart so very close. And I know I'm right where I belong.
Aikido, Not A Sport...a Philosophy
Aikido Founder Morihei Ueshiba I've been studying Martial Arts for almost 19 years. (Not 19 years straight) I was 15 when I first began studying American Freestyle kickboxing. By the time I was 17, I had earned my first Black Belt and was tournament fighting, full contact kickboxing, all over South Carolina. (I was 27-4 with 23 K.O.'s). During that time, I was also studying an Okinawan style called, Goju-Ryu. The traditional aspects and the Kata was something that I fell in love with and after quitting the American Freestyle school, I continued with Goju-Ryu for another year, earning my second Black Belt. Wound up moving to Atlanta, Ga shortly after my Black Belt test and was on hiatus for a few months until I found T.M. Kim's Tang Soo Do school. Grandmaster, (a 9th degree black belt), was the most awesome Martial Artist I had ever met. Such a friendly man who was always smiling. I studied with him for about a year and earned a Green Belt. (Kinda didn't like all of the high, fla
Omg.....idiots Are Everywhere.
thought ya'll could use a laugh. just how drunk do you have to be to do this? some idiot drove his van into the side of a house a block over from me. about 30 mins ago. this action involved jumping the curb and a good size flower bed surrounded by fence posts. some of the people in this town are flaming idiots, sometimes myself included. luckily the house is vacant so noone was hurt but still, how drunk do you have to be to drive a passenger van into a house? The commitment phobe of a guy that I'm talking to decides today that he needs space again. Like I was crowding him, or forcing him to commit to me for the rest of his life. I went to his house to hang out on Mon. Called him when I got off work on Tues. like he told me to and he didn't answer or call back. I tried to call again on Wed to no avail. When I sent him a text today (Thurs) he tells me that I need to chill. WTF...over Can someone tell me how 4 phone calls and 3 text msgs in 3 days equates to me getting attached t
10 Truths
10 Truths...... 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Hickey's are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9
To All The Veterans And Troops
God bless you all. Thank you for your courage and sacrifice.
My Epitaph
" Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see" " No matter how far you travel in life, remember...never do any half steppin'" First off I don't want a last name added to my headstone. I'll be going home to my father & God don't have a last name...but under my name I'm having this verse put on my headstone..."I'm going to dance my way through Heaven, because I've already walked my way through Hell"
A New Week....
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1. Yes, I am really 44 and no i do not always look this way and no i do not masturbate 24/7....lol! 2. I love all kinds of music but i have a special love for George Strait! 3. My favorite color is Red. 4. I have done the same job, cardiac telemetry tech , for the last 20 years. 5. I have lived in 5 US states but was not originally born in TX i am from Baltimore! 6. I only have one dream left in life....if you brave enough ask me what it is...lol 7. I will eat anything but brussel sprouts, okra and sushi....ick! 8. My favorite pastime outside of taking pictures is haunting thrift shops, antique stores and flea markets for fou
Movie
Watch movie on TV tonight, The 40 Year Old Virgin. I saw this when it was on at the movies. Very funny movie but also very depressing. Sad now
Someone Will Die
This goes out to the one person who I hate more then anyone in the world. You want to sit their and tell people how much you love someone, but yet you find someone else not 24 hours after being dumped. You want to sit their and start with a person that you have never met. To that I say you are the dumbest person alive. You sit their and say that I can control anyone at my own will. Wel if that were true you would have never met her. You want to start problems with words that were never said. I talked to you once in 2 days that she wouldn't and you expect me to be your friend and tell you everything. I don't think so on that, because whether or not I am your friend I would never do that to someone I have known way longer then you. You want to it their and tell me all this stuff that she said to you and I have to say that I was around for about 80% of what she said to you. You are the biggest loser in the world trying to meet people online and internet dating them and think
1st Time 4 Everything
You stare at the ceiling, and the tears start to flow. Darkness falls slowly outside the window of your lover's house. Is this what it's like to be a Princess? You'll never feel normal or safe again.
Sissy's Pic's
Ya know. I never knew how having kids would change my life. But, I know that I wouldn't trade or give them up for anything in the world..
The Lost Wondering Thoughts Of My Soul
delusions tormented whimpers become screams of maddened distrust huddled memories of euphoria feel the stinging blows brought on by desolation i want to be in my world forever.. it has silver grass.. and a purple sky.. and i'm the only one there.. just me and the snake.. it's orange with piercing red eyes.. it's neither male nor female.. which is nice.. makes things much easier.. it holds all the answers to lifes questions yet it doesn't give them up easily.. it hangs from the baby blue apple tree.. the tree that gives me all the food i could ever want.. and i feel content.. my world is a valley.. surrounded by grass covered mountains.. a pink stream runs down the mountains and cuts the valley in half.. it's never dark here.. or sunny.. just different shades of purple.. it's relaxing.. there's no one to judge me.. to anything me.. because me and the snake are the only ones here.. when i'm here i'm not happy or sad.. hurt or mad.. i'm just content.. it's the only emotion allowed in
Bleh
BLEh is pretty much the word to sum up the events of the past year in my life There comes a point when you feel the need to make a change and i feel one of these points is coming and searching for me and im in search of it looking for one key thing to show me the events that are to come. A job a relationship something to come along hit me in the haed and make me realize what im meant for. Cause as things are unfolding now i look back at myself and imagine what people see in me and at the moment i see unattractive un-needed and that "Someguy" factor. im tired of being "someguy" i dunno 6 am rants YAY
Please View
The Pastors ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next da

Well, this is my first blog.Its now officially Christmas day...a couple minutes past midnight, i`m on my own and thought i`d do this before i go to sleep. Just worked a 9 day stretch, then on my day off yesterday, cat limping badly..took to the vets,sedated and x-rayed...cruciate ligaments gone to pot!Has to be cage rested for 6 weeks!!!Cos he`s 12 years old, may not get better, may have to amputate his leg!!!!!!!!!!Have to see. Dog has just opened her present, well one of them...hid doggy chocolate in the wrapping, and yeah..she shredded the parcel in her greed to get at it!lol.One happy dog with a new teddy!!!haha. Just sent texts to my 2 kids who are staying in a beautiful old Mill in the country...auntie has come over from Australia , rented the place for a couple weeks...and its open house to all family....took my son up there yesterday..(horrendous journey back....thick fog ).daughter already there..wondering what they are doing and knowing they will have the most fabulous tim
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HI PEEPS NEW TO THIS SO HELP ME OUT BY SENDING ME MESSAGES AND CAN SOME ONE TELL ME HOW I CAN MY MUSIC UP AND GIRLS KEEP THE COMMENTS COMEING IN PLS
Reflections
A reflection of you and me, It’s timeless as you can see. The moon and stars shining oh so high Reminding me of our friendship ties. You see the moon and stars never part, They’re a never-ending work of art. With a stroke of luck and a brush with fate A canvas was started for something great. For a friendship was born beneath this sky, Painted with laughter and lots of why’s. And in the twinkle of that clear blue night, I met you and the stars took flight. Colors swirling round and round, Creating something so profound. A friendship is in the midst, Can you see it in its mist? Go ahead take a look, It’s over there in the brook. A reflection of you and me It’s timeless can’t you see? I created this for a wonderful friend of mine and thought I would share it with everyone *Smiles* ~Peek~
World Threw My Eyes
I found this site threw another site ive been on for about 4 years. I was trippin around blogs and ran across a link to this site and decided i had nothing better to do than check it out... now i find myself drawn like a magnet.. so much variety to the fun you can have here. Im a real easy going kinda girl.. I adore cooking and animals and entertaining friends.I like checking out local music and creative shows that float threw town. I do like to party in a herbal way... kinda gave up the tequilla for a bit though.. my liver was screaming at me lol. I live a very interesting life most people seem to think. Ive been happily married for 3 years ( my 3rd hubby) I also have a BF ive been with for about 9 months and a couple gf's in the mix hubby and I share too. Im a pretty open book, you can ask me anything, just please be respectful. Ignorant and rude people will be ignored... Ill add more to this later when i find something else to ramble about
Inspiration
Relief, Peace, well-being, joy and better relations with others will be possible if we practice mindfulness in our everyday life. I am convinced that everybody can practice mindfulness, even politicians, political parties, even the Congress. This is a body that holds the responsibility for knowing the nation's situation well, and knowledge of this kind requires the practice of looking deeply. If our elected officials are not calm enough, do not have enough concentration, how can they see things deeply? To meditate does not mean to fight with a problem. To meditate means to observe. Your smile proves it. It proves that you are being gentle with yourself, that the sun of awareness is shining in you, that you have control of your situation. You are yourself, and you have acquired some peace. These Eight words the Rede fulfill: "An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will" "And It Harm None, Do As Ye Will" or "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law, Love is the Law, Love under Wi
The Battle Of Sahagun
This is my old regiments biggest battle honoured as it is remembered every year by serving and ex servng members of the regiment Ex servings members have their yearly Reunion of this day The Battle of Sahagun - December 21st 1808 Leading Sir John Moore's cavalry vanguard towards Burgos, Henry Paget (Lord Uxbridge) decided to deal with a French cavalry force based at Sahagun. Setting off with the 15th and 10th Hussars, Paget arrived near the town and split his force to catch the French as they withdrew. He sent General Slade with the 10th to attack Sahagun, which sheltered some 600 dragoons, but the general moved too slowly and when the French discovered the attack column they moved to retreat. As they left Sahagun the French noticed Paget's 15th, but mistook them for Spanish horsemen and moved on to the attack. Instead of unsteady Spanish troopers opposing them, General Debelle's cavalry found themselves facing a charge by some 400 British hussars. Within second
Sweets
So I don't feel very well today. I'm tired... And all I want is to move up in rank right now. I've been working hard and trying to make new friends...but it's hard when you're ugly like me! Oh well life goes on. I hope everyone had a wonderful day today and I didn't get around to cleaning the house so know I'm kicking myself in the ass for that! More work for tomorrow! Have a great night ya'all... *Hugs! Swing by and show me some get well lovinS!!! Hey everyone...check out my new pics... Rate them... Comment on them... Show me some lovin's... *Hugs* I love meeting new people...so HIT ME UP!!! Well I am tired of all the shit ass drama going on. I fucking hate my life and that's about it. I really do fucking hope that you are happy. You are ruining a prefectly good relationship. And that's about it. Really. Do whatever the hell you want to do, but not under my mother fucking roof. I hope you do this to every person you claim to love i
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For The Veterans, Heros All!
Given the anniversary of 9/11 yesterday I wanted to share the following with ‘ya from a good friend: I’ve witnessed acts of honor, love, and appreciation among military personnel with honesty and patriotism in their hearts… I don’t often see or hear news about all that is really going on day-to-day over seas, but I’ve been there and seen some of it myself… A good friend of mine, also a veteran, clued me in on the following event that has been taking place every Friday morning at the Pentagon… You may have heard about this before, but I hadn’t heard about it until now… Friday Mornings at the Pentagon By JOSEPH L. GALLOWAY - McClatchy Newspapers Over the last 12 months, 1,042 soldiers, Marines, sailors and Air Force personnel have given their lives in the terrible duty that is war. Thousands more have come home on stretchers, horribly wounded and facing months or years in military hospitals. This week, I'm turning my space over to a good friend
Poems
I need someone in my life Who will care for me As much as I will care for him I want someone who will love me For who I am And who will see all the love I have To give I need someone who is not afraid Of showing me who He really is I need someone who will not Run away when he discovers My true colors this someone is you Love is a special thing You should hold on it forever Do not take love for granteed To say you love someone You should mean it But when I say I love someone I mean it If you do not say it that means I do not love that person So if you say that You love someone Think about it first If you say that you love that someone But until then do not say that you love them until you mean it I am fallen in love with you I can not help it I love you I am never letting you go I have fallen in love with you So deep I can not hind it I need you here with me To hold me And do not let me go I have fallen in love with you
My Poetry -- Does No Good If No One Sees It :-)
This urge overtaking me I tear at the fibers of my mind; The voices there threaten me ... Tell me to ... DO things ... My disturbed thoughts Cry bloody murder in my ears My blood and sweat Drip ... slowly ... I am becomming dizzy now, I cannot see the world any more. I cannot hear anything Except the voices, And my blood and sweat Drip more quickly. I can no longer FEEL anything The loss of my mind In the voices that live there Is more complete now Than ever before, And my blood and sweat Flow from me... ... ... There is nothing now ... Nothing but the blackness ... Nothing but the voices ... My blood and sweat Have run out. I have no arms, No legs, No body, No MIND! NOTHING!! I do not exist any more. I have left this world, One more time ... And as I come back to Earth, One of the voices is gone. My blood and sweat Sprinit behind the page for you to read. The world fades back into focus And I rejoin humanity Ho
Financial Boot Camp For The Playas & Playettes
Credit card companies apply an APR (annual percentage rate) towards credit cards they issue to customers. In general, the credit card APR is the cost of using the lending institutions’ money. Understanding how credit card APRs work can be confusing because APRs vary from person to person, credit card to credit card, and the method to calculate the finance charge may vary from issuer to issuer. Simply by looking at all the differences in the APRs choosing the right credit card is critical to getting the best deal possible. The first thing to remember when understanding credit card APRs is to know how they relate to your credit history. If you have a positive credit history your APR will be lower than if you have poor credit. When shopping credit card offers you will most likely come across offers that have several APRs. Many credit cards have different APR’s for purchases, balance transfers, and cash advances. The credit card APR for purchases is typically the most reasonable,
Thought Provoking Articles
What would you do if you had a crystal ball and you could foresee your spouse having an affair 3 months from now? Imagine what it would feel like to know your spouse cheated. Maybe you don't have to imagine... maybe it's already happened. If so, I am truly sorry. Once you've experienced an affair, you've walked through a one-way door you can never go back through again. No matter how much you wish the affair never happened, no matter how much you want your relationship to "go back to the way it was," that can never happen. None of us can undo the past. Whether you're the cheater or the injured person, the affair is a reality you are going to have to live with from now on. That's true whether you decide to repair your marriage or not. The affair is never going to go away. But what about stopping an affair before it ever starts? And what about protecting your relationship from the possibility of future affa
My Number
I've been bored quite a bit but if anyone would like to chat please say something cause I have the day off i'm bored and wants to chat..lol Go to Brassnux.com...and then scroll to the bottom where it says card 17 march stpattys something like that click there and look at the 13th person on the list that is me my fight is on st. patricks day so have fun I willl..lol..I'm gonna win one for roseburg...woop woop Please rate and comment my pics I do that for you ladies so..can more people rate and comment on my pics lol..ok bye
Important Questions
Okay, I hope I get good answers from this and it doesn't backfire on me. I don't want this to turn out to be a disaster and get nothing but bullshit answers and regret asking. This is a perfectly legit question. I was challenged by someone else to ask this. You can reply to me with a private message if you prefer. Think of the best lover you've ever had. What things, qualities or traits made him the best?
The Scissor Brother & The Skin Tag
The Scissor Brother & The Skin Tag Current mood: Mincing Around I am not sure I should tell you this, but here goes....lol Yesterday in the bath...lol.(Funny in its self!) I was washing like you do and found one of those skin tags...you know the tiny little skin things. Well this was somewhere where the sun doesn't shine...and no I don't mean round the back either...lol, but a deep dark area where only I have been.... Sort of groin but deeper...lol Anyway, it felt(I can't see it) really large. My Philipino houseboy had a feel. Now usually I just twist small ones off if they ever appear, but this well.... Anyway...(I am all embarassed now), Today I couldn't bear it being there now I know of it, and strode manfully to the bathroom with some scissors. I have a high pain threshhold or just am able to be a complete hero sometimes. I once had a tooth filled without an injection as a child...I am that hard!.. I cut things off if I don't like them. As a child
Fake Ass People
Hey all my Family, Friends, and Fans....I am moving next week, so after Friday i wont be able to be online for awhile (About a month or so). But I will be back as soon as i get all set up and get my internet back. I will miss you all. I will check in as much as possible while im gone. Take Care and I love you all. Tammy Why are there so many FAKE ASS people? People who are so nice to your face but would stab ya in the back if they got the chance. I dont understand why peeps just cant be real from the start. Instead of pretending to be so close to ya, and then sneaky as fuck behind ya back. If anyone has the slightest clue why people feel the need to be so FAKE online, please share your thoughts.
Lurv
my sweetums really does spoil me rotten. he took a day off of work to take me out while the kids where at school AND it was to a place i'm been wanting to go to for forever and a day! it's a restaurant called THE AQUARIUM. to say it was amazing is more than slightly understated! where else can you eat like that with that atmosphere. (and most restaurants don't have white tigers - at least that i'm aware of.) the day and the place was SO great - but the thought behind it all made me such a flippin GIRL. just spending the day with him like that really kicked me in the head [yet again!] about how gosh durned lucky i am. i didn't used to be so damn mushy - but hot diggity i'm a lucky bitch to have my guppie.
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Would you, will you? Answer this and send it back to me in my inbox. You can add more to these if you want. Post it on your bulletin without the answers. You might be surprised with the results! y = Yes, n = No, m=Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a porn movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? [_] m
Song Lyrics That I Wrote
untitled (still needs a name) V1. Anger Fills me Changing me inside These fellings I can no longer Hide This love has grown old And we have become Cold the evil rises Eating away at me C. Turning black on the inside Growing Cold on the Outside Can you fell me I will love you I will hate you Kill me Hate me v2. The pain grows stronger I cant hold on much longer You have broke me down in this sorrow I drown You betrayed me Now I destory you c. Turning Black on the outside Growing Cold on the Inside Can you Fell me Hate me forever Love me Never Hate me Kill me v3. You cant fell me You wont defeat me You will see You are nothing now just a shadow I just walk away c. Turning black on the inside Growing Cold on the outside can you fell me Hate me forever Love me never hate me kill me BAMF v1 Well I hear you been talkin Shit Y
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AS YOU CAN TELL BY MY PROFILE AND PICS,I LOVE DOGS,ESPECIALLY PITBULLS.NOW, IF YOU DONT OWN ONE,DONT TALK SH*T.IF YOU WANT TO BAN A BREED OF DOG FOR THIER NASTY DISPOSITION,BAN CHIAUAUS!!!!!!!!!!11 ID LIKE TO INVITE ANYONE TO COME LOOK AT THE NEW PITBULL PICS.IM PRETTY PROUD OF THEM
On The Road Again
well vacation is over time to go back to work.headed to broken arrow ok. to load for san jose cala.i hope you all have a great holiday and be happy.enjoy the snow talk soon well hello everyone i missed you all been working my ass off whent out to the east coast what a shit hole ...got to spend the weekend in jail there what fun.so now im in elpaso tx.tell morning 2 deliver.i think i whent thru withdraws not being able to talk to you all.so now im sitting here trying to catch up and say thank you to all how left me comments and messages keep up the chat talk to you all soon, well its me ofcourse.it is wow im so bored im in tacoma washington tonight its raining and cold here.nothing going on here.just whanted to show some love to all my friends and family and fans hope you all have a great night
Everday Life
every time a friend needs help I'm always there no matter what the price whether it costs me physically, emotionally, or physically. b/c my friends mean the world to me. but there is a time when enuff is enuff. if my friends in ny want my help fine. BUT RETURN the kindness. don't say you will help and don't show up. I almost got evicted b/c a friend didn't show up to help clean like they said they would. I have to much other junk to deal with. like finding out if I can sue my hospital for a mis diagnose of my knee. when they refused to look at it. all the dr said was I sprained it and to stay off it. which I was doing for a whole week before I went the ER. and told the doctor I was staying off it. I go on vacation and end up in the ER again and the dr did a complete work up. he took x-rays and had me bend my knee. and come to find out I tore my meniscus. and had to get an MRI .(which I had today) so I'm hoping I have a lawsuit against either the hospital or the dr What is love we as
My First Cherry Blog.
I made a vow when I was in Highschool that I would remain a virgin until college. Weeell, I changed my perspective. I shall remain a virgin forever. It seems the last guy I got was such a pussy that he cried more than me and smoked like a train. If I can not find a match for me. I want to become a nun. Besides, I have such a great imagination that I could become a great writer..hehehehe. I love spanish. It's a career thing...I don't know why...because I've had so many problems with spanish people...no offense...it was a guy I dated once. Really weird. Okay. Now that I've finally got to the freaken blog writing area...gosh, an act of congress to get here. Hahaha. Weeell, my first dumb blog. Nothing interesting, so you can stop reading it at any time...really...stop reading it... Weeell, let's just say I stayed at my Gran's this weekend and My cousin came down with her husband...wow, I just got hit on by him and it was weird. I'm going to tell my brother about it. I've never fe
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When Friendships Turn Into Love!
Ok everyone, this is my first blog. Yaay for me! Anyway, I have to say that I have met so many people on here and I have become rather attatched to many of you and have shared your pain, guilt, sorrow, happiness, and love! Yes love! It is totally amazing how a friendship can turn into love! I love so many people so many ways! I love my husband way differently than I ever could a friend and on many different levels. I love my children differently also. But when it comes to friends whether here beside me or on CT the love is very different. When and if I say that I love you, I mean that. I would never say it in hopes to hear it back. I just felt like that needed to be said. Those that have heard or read it, know who you are! I want to say thank you to all those that have been there for me and let me vent and cry on your shoulder! I am always here to return the favor and always will be! I love y'all! ~DJ YANKEE GIRL~
Imprints
Those Born 1930-1979! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with
Random Bs :p
Ace - If something is ace it is brilliant. I used to hear it a lot in Liverpool. Kids thought all cool stuff was ace, or brill. Aggro - Short for aggravation, it's the sort of thing you might expect at a football match. In other words - trouble! There is sometimes aggro in the cities after the pubs shut! All right? - This is used a lot around London and the south to mean, "Hello, how are you"? You would say it to a complete stranger or someone you knew. The normal response would be for them to say "All right"? back to you. It is said as a question. Sometimes it might get expanded to "all right mate"? Mostly used by blue collar workers but also common among younger people. Anti-clockwise - The first time I said that something had gone anti-clockwise to someone in Texas I got this very funny look. It simply means counter-clockwise but must sound really strange to you chaps! I think he thought I had something against clocks! Any road - Up north (where they talk funny!!) instea
Would Like To Know ?
Thanks to all of you that have voted for me in the Hottest Cherry contest !!!! Only up by about 250 votes now so if anyone has time and is bored they can bomb away. LOL Really, Anything would be great !!!!!! Thanks again !!! THANKS TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS THAT VOTED !!! YA JUST ROCK !! NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY !!! When I get caught back up all my friends that vote for me will get a special thank you. The contes isn't over til next Wed. so if ya can get more friends to vote it would be much loved !!!!I started out like 300 and something behind and now I'm a couple hundred ahead. Thanks Friends !! Paranoid by Black Sabbath Finished with my woman 'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind People think I'm insane Because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things But nothing seems to satisfy Think I'll lose my mind If I don't find something to pacify Can you help me Occupy my brain? Oh yeah I need someone to show me The things in life
The Romantic In Me
faith is believing when you cannot see. Faith isn't easy, people lose faith in all sorts of things all the time. I have always been good with faith...until now. I was in love, a love deeper than any i have ever known, a love that i would have given everything for, and then some. Distance was no obstacle to me, time was meaningless. My faith was strong. But then i discovered a lie, and when the lie was not admitted to, i began to question everything that was told, my faith began to waver. I tried everything to quell my doubts, to keep my faith, but once it is lost, it is hard to regain. Finally, i asked for proof, as some will pray for a sign, i asked for proof. Even Thomas needed proof when Jesus had arisen from the tomb. I have never been a doubter, but i wanted to renew my faith, i wanted to be proven wrong. I was denied the proof i needed, i was told that proof would not be forthcoming, that it was not worth proving. So was i justified in losing faith, where no proof is
Do You Have What It Takes To Be In The "forgotten Chapter"
Anyone interested in becoming part of our chapter,please message me and we'll consider your membership.
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Feeble Attempts At Humor
There is an uproar about this NSFW photo displays so I've come to realize a few things here: Don't post bulletins , they just get ignored. Quite a few people on here don't want to chat with you , they just want you to give them points If they were going to say something about the adult pics , they've kinda closed the gates after all the cattle has left ( might have wanted to do this a bit sooner , admins) When you do reach the top level on points here , what do you win? Exactly. For all of you who take this site too seriously : RELAX! It's just a website and nothing more.Take the time to get to know the folks on your friends list , you may find some hidden treasures. Points really don't mean diddly! I was under the assumption this was all in fun. Better yet , buy an old car that needs restoring and get a hobby that is rewarding! I might tick some people off with this blog but the level of fanaticism can be ...well... just a bit frightening! Something smells here! I mean , you h
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Its been a long ass week of total emo crappiness. I mean when you think of the word emo, dont envision the emo trend crap, but the whole i want to crawl into a hole and die. where what i have to do is keep myself busy so i dont think about anything. so guess what im gonna share my emoness cause hell its better than crawling into a hole and dying right now at least... so to start with my biggest deal is that my classes and my major arent suiting me. well that and my minor, i just picked a combo that i thought would be perfect for me. well guess what i was wrong, i love history but damn i just cant keep up with it. The homework is getting harder and the classes are just well not interesting me like i thought that they would. So now i have to go back to square one and re-evaluate everything. so its awesome that i have to go back to square one to begin with, im unhappy and my teacher for English history is hounding me cause im not doing well in her class and i almost failed her midterm.
Randomness
I really, really wanna level up. I know I should post this in a bulletin, but mine aren't read so much, so I thought that a blog might help. If you could go and rate my pics and my stash, that would be wonderful! I will owe you tons! Loves ya!!
What What...
There are a lot of diffrent flavor beers out there. So which one is your favorite? Okay Gabby got a little confused about the beer. So here is my next question. What is your favorite liqueur drink? It can be mixed, on ice, or just straight up. So do tell.....
Its Just Me
While You Are Sleeping I walk into your room, but you are asleep so I decide to go and have a nice warm bath. I run the water and put some bubbles in, then I light some candles. I hop in the bath relaxing feeling the warmth of the water, letting the water run on my pussy, the sensation making my clit become so hard. I am lying back in the bath slowly washing my body, feeling my skin tingle all over. I think of you lying there in bed, my body begins to ache all over. I run my hands over my breasts feeling my nipples harden at my touch; I begin to moan, my hands slowly caressing my wet pussy. My mind is thinking of you and what I can do to you. So I hop out of the bath wrapping myself up in a towel, feeling the softness caressing my body, my nipples so hard aching, my hand slides down to my wet pussy, rubbing my clit all over. Then I slide a finger in myself fucking myself wanting to
Ghost Hunts
most recent hunt my gh partner has pics but weird things as usual
Kiwi Kitten
Well, just wanted to give anyone who cares an updated on my little man!! :) He is doing much better. I took him to a WONDERFUL vet that my boyfriend recommended me to! He has a skin condition that will be with him the rest of his life. :(, and I had to load him up on antibiotics!! Trust me that was NOT FUN!! Well, luckily it was LIQUID and not PILL form (someday I will have to upload a VERY funny thing called how to give a cat a pill giggle) But, he is looking MUCHLY better!! and is purring in my lap right now. And, I do not know if anyone was praying to the goddess/god or anyone else about this, he does NOT have Thyroid cancer!! Thank you! He has a follow up appointment with the vet on Tuesday. But he does not need to know about that LOL (he hates the kitty carrier) Just wanted to let everyone know that likes kitties that my handsome man is doing well. Oh he is the GREY cat not the himi :) Oh this one!! He is my baby! :) Well, My lil kitt
Musings
Here are some comments colleagues and I have heard from employees that I thought were note worthy... I will keep adding to this as I hear more. "I know I was breaking company policy but I thought that if it was only for a few minutes each day it would be okay. I mean isn't there a time allowance on these things?" "Well I'm not sure which network drives I need access to so why do you give me full rights to everything and I will tell you what I don't need" Employee: "I wasn't looking at porn on the company computer.. it's all those pop-ups" HR Manager: "Isn't this a print out of you sign in page to a website that contains adult content?" "I know I was told that my computer activity would be monitored but I didn't think you would actually check." President of a company: "Yes I told my managers to fire all the women, women belong at home. And you can quote me on that!" Attorney: "Sir this is a deposition everything is a quote." Employee explaining why the co
My Feelings
Lost
You walked into my life like a wind in the night having to deal with me put up a fight I have never had a prince charming before someone that I can simply adore You held out your hand, as I pushed it away but now my love i will take it each day. Walk with me and beside me, hold me tight and pull me even closer in the dead of the night. An Angel with wings you must be I have never had anyone as special to me Soon our heartbeats will become one As our new found love had just begun. So many nights I have sat by my pc, in search of something I did not know. So many hours feeling all alone, searching out what I still did not know. Turning to chat, searching for someone that was like me. After two years of chatting I do think I have found my soulmate. Scary as it may be he is in Germany and I am moving to Germany very soon. This is going to be the biggest adventure of my life since I cant speak German (except Jagermeister, lol). I am hoping to learn quickly. Leaving behind he
Underworld
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?1-5 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxers 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others, but never been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 7 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can
Cherry Tap Fun. :d
I hate having insomnia sometimes!! Cherry tap fun hasn't ended yet!! This site is freakin huge!!
Jokes
Flat Tummy A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." So does anyone want to help my tummy get blown up? Dogs... Two dogs were sitting in a vet's office. The bigger of the dogs gruffs, "Whatcha doing here?" The little dog responds, "I'm getting 'fixed'. Whenever I see my master I get so horney I just jump on her leg and start pumping. It's very embarrassing." The first dog says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. One morning
Quizzes
In 2007, you will... Find someone's sexy diary 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at QuizUniverse.com You Are Creepy Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.How Scary Are You? Get Your Sexy Name
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Deleting Again
IM DELETING FRIENDS LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO STAY IF YOU HAVE NOT STOPPED BY MY PROFILE IN AWHILE IM AM GOING TO DELETE YOU SORRY
Just Bein Me
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com I JUST THOUGHT I SAY HI TO EVERYONE AND HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD DAY AND HOPE THAT THEY GET ON WHAT THEY WANT IN THE NEW YEAR.. BLESSED BE You Are Aphrodite! A total shining star with a ton of admirers And no wonder: you live life to the fullest! When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on What Goddess Are You?
In My Mind
Hey right now i feel very happy why my baby make all this funny things here on cherry with the tests and stuff i like that and enjoy the times we spend here and i will enjoy the future with here i am sure she was for a long time just in my dreams and the i really saw her on camfrog ...hehe i did smile so much as i realized it thats the girl i sendet a e-mail before 2 years on yahoo but she didnt response at this time and i ever dreamed from her and then... boah it made me saying OMG hahaha i am so happy that i found you Tawnya i really are you are my sunshine and my heart beat i never will miss you ...baby you are my soulmate Rudi, I want you to be able to read this when I lose my internet. I want you to remember that I will be thinking about you every second of the day. I love you and will miss you lots during this time. Yet, I have to look at it in a positive way, a way that I am able to get things done over here before I come over there. You are my Angel, my Knight in Shining Ar
What And What Nots
I just had my first sexual experience eating a woman out. I must say that it was a nice experience. Now I know why some men love doing it so much. There is just something about making a woman cum like that. It is really cool making someone feel like that. Family just sometimes sucks ass. Last night I went to karaoke with my sister. Had a good time. Well today my stomach is upset and I feel sick. Not to mention that my youngest has been really sick. I was supposed to go over to my sister's house today. My whole family. We were going to draw names and trim the tree. Casey was going to help Patrick put lights up on my sister's house. Well I started to feel really bad and felt like blacking out in Walgreens. I came home and laid down. Then my grandmother calls and tells me my aunt had a seizer. She wants me to call my mother and tell her to go up to the hospital. My grandmother just wanted my mom to do the same for Robin as Robing did for her. She wasn't going to go. S
Should I Or Should I Not?
ive been riding the line on weather i should cut myhair or not .. i want 2 but i know if i did im gonna miss but its such a pain in the ass sometime .... check out some of my pix n tell me what u guys think
Lips Of An Angel
Core Interests
Girl: i love you Boy: yeah i know everyone does! -Girl: really? Boy: yeah... everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday -Girl: oh... but am i only your friend? Boy: no... youre my girlfriend... why? -Girl: so when i say i love you i really do mean it -Boy: yeah i know you do mean it... its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. Girl: ...... Boy: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni? Girl: yeah... where? Boy: i dont know... maybe movie then dinner? Girl: ok Boy: ill pick you up after i get off and get ready ok? Girl: ok. what time do you get off? Boy: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... Girl: aye... i thought you didnt have work today... Boy: one of my co-workers called in sick Girl: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then
Irritations From Hell...
MySpace Comments The best things in life are really free. Feelings of love. The best medicine for anyone is know they are truely loved and spending their life with the one person that has captured their heart forever. Love is blind but when u open up ur eyes and finally see that it was standing right in front of u the whole time its the biggest surprise and the best reward.. *~* forever and always in love*~* One thing that I really hate is that you really think you know some one and you dont. Theres the people that complain that they hate being played when they are playin people for a fool themselves. Theres the people you will know your whole lives, and then something happens and you see you really never knew them at all... Id rather not know certain people but I know them and I wish to reverse it but when feelings are involved its hard, o well I was the fool...
Quiz Results......to Funny!
Your primary vice is sex You are able to escape reality, and all your problems through sex. You are incredibly passionate and a great lover and you have very little stress in your life because of your active vice. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Funny Stuff
Top 10 Scientifically Inaccurate Movies Armageddon We could put together a long list of all the things wrong with Michael Bay's feel-good ode to global destruction, but NASA has already and they counted at least 168 mistakes. But perhaps the biggest problem is that the plot itself -- splitting a Texas-sized rock in two with a single nuke -- has a Texas-sized hole in it. We don't have a nuclear bomb anywhere near powerful enough to do the job. As strange as it might seem, this is a case of a Michael Bay movie not having a big enough explosion. Independence Day That mammoth mothership hovering over the earth in geostationary orbit would be doing more than just freaking out the world's population. Because of its close proximity and mass -- 1/4th that of the moon, according to the film -- the flying saucer's gravitational pull would cause massive tidal waves, volcanic eruptions and earthquakes. The aliens wouldn't even have to roll out their anti-matter ray to blow up the White House -
New Member...patience Will Go Far
Hey all For everyone who's left me profile and photo comments, rated pictures, etc. I thank you. As soon as I figure out how to navigate through here, and learn all the features that CherryTap has to offer I will most assuredly return the favor. Just be patient with me and I promise to get back to all of you soon! Love to all!
What Is Your Wrestler Name
Your Wrestler Name Is... Baby Doll Chainsaw What's Your Wrestler Name?
What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
You Should Drive a Jaguar XK 4.2 You don't care how you get there as long as you get there with class. And having a little power doesn't hurt either! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
Alive
for the first time i feel alive happiness abounding love surronding me dancing in the air im light as a feather im high im free seeing you reminds me of better days when everything was good cares washed away please dont go what would i do i could never be nothing without you your love is sweet your heart is pure thank you for making me feel alive
Need To Understand....
Your tongue plots destruction; it is like a sharpened razor, you who practice deceit. You love evil rather than good, falsehood rather than speaking the truth. You love every harmful word, O you deceitful tongue! The wicked will not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous. For the LORD watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked will perish. When we are not sure of the path ahead of us....remember to be true to yourself! I just want to start by letting people know that i don't say sorry for things i do not say. I think that people need to stand up for what they say and if they do not like what is said to them they should take it up with the person who said it. Had a friend.....he was talking to my sister and she said some hurtful stuff to him....he said i need to say sorry....sorry for what? He has a site here on cherrytap.....he wants to talk about being true to yourself, but he likes to trick men in to leavin
The Winner
I went to the winners page to congratlate her on her win. Guess What??? You can rate her but you can't say anything to here. This to me is screwed why be Queen if your subjects can't say anything to you. Yes I voted and have no hard feelings about any of the ladies involved. My simple question is why did she win if she can't be common just like the rest of us. Oh yes I know that others have blocked us from giving commets but, still the question remains. Why? are they afraid someone will hurt their feelings or dammage their ego. Well you may put anything before or after your name and it still doesn't make you anyless then you are now. Ok Pat quit bitching and get on with life
Lullaby
Good night my angel time to close you eyes And save these questions for another day I think I know what you've been asking me I think you know what I've been trying to say I promised I would never leave you And you should always know Where ever you may go No matter where you are I never will be far away Good night my angel now it's time to sleep And still so many things I want to say Remember all the songs you sang for me When we went sailing on an emerald bay And like a boat out on the ocean I'm rocking you to sleep The water's dark and deep Inside this ancient heart You'll always be a part of me Goodnight my angel now it's time to dream And dream how wondeful your life will be Someday your child will cry and if you sing this lullaby Then in your heart there will always be a part of me Someday we'll all be gone But lullabies go on and on They never die that's how you and I will be Lullaby By Billy Joel My Of My Favorites Of His
How I Feel
Thats right, I have a new love interest......actually its not a love interest, he calls me his betroven....and anyone from my clan knows who he is......He goes by the name of Aldar.... In one year he will be stationed in San Diego where I will be with him......hes already called me his future Mrs. Eaton......I love him so much, he is finally the first kindest, sweetest, most responsible man ive ever met in my life....and finally things are going good in my life......I dont think theres anything out there that could tear us apart.... Well plans have changed, Im not moving....shit fell through, so im staying here a bit longer, for how long I dont know, i guess till something else comes up, but as long as im stuck in mesquite, i may as well stay here for a while.......::Sighs:: Well for the semi-good news:: I'm moving to a bigger place in two weeks A THREE BEDROOM YAY!! that will cost me only 150 more than im paying now....work is still going great, im in my eigth month and getting m
Imitators
I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE CANT COME UP WITH THE OWN FUCKIN IDEAS I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHO GETS PISSED CUZ THEY DONT HAVE A MIND OF THERE FUCKIN OWN GO AHEAD TALK SHIT BOUT ME POST ALL THE NEGATIVE BULLETINS U WANT I DONT CARE BUT DO URSELF A FAVOR,, THINK FOR URSELF AND DONT LET PEOPLE INFLUENCE EVERY FUCKIN THING U DO IN LIFE
Was Wondering
HEY THERE I KNOW IVE ASKED BEFORE BUT I ONLY HAVE 1,099 LEFT TILL I LVL WAS WONDERING IF ANY OF MY FRIENDS COULD HELP ME OUT I WILL DEF RETURN THE FAVOR JUSS LET ME KNOW THANKS LUV ~HAT~
This And That
I just felt I wanted to talk a little about the holidays. As they approach, beacause this will be my frst holday season alone in 30 years, I have found that I am a bit melancholy. Sure, I feel the warmth of friendship and the spirit of giving and all, but it seems different, almst as if I am watching things as a third person. Today, I thought..maybe if I get a tree in the apartment it will give me a lift. But that didn't work. No, I'm not feeling sorry for myself, that isn't it..I'm not e3xactly sure what it is --I suppose it's something of a feeling of emptiness because I have noone here to celebrate with. I know there are thousands of people having their own "first" holiday without--and I really feel selfish in a way--I mean, think about all the serviemena dnwomen in Iraq and their families here who will be without each other--and then tell me that anyone has the right to be more pensive about the holidays than they do--but I still have that gnawing emptiness. What I think I am going
My Life
So today was a different kind of day. But it didnt start off today it started off a while back but goes to last night. Well last night my x boyfriend kyle's friend Danny calls me up tells me to go to this party they were at. So i was like alright me n my friend Alyssa went and i couldnt stay long. Well At The party i met up with them met a few more of there friends.. yano we just chillen. so kyle(x) decides to go play beer pong ehh w/e yano let him do his thing. well i was talking to his friend danny which is a good friend of mine since we all started to chill w/e yano.. so im there hanging out w/e having fun laughin jokin well danny tells me hes cocked.. so i put my elbow on his shoulder n he goes n puts his arms around me n pulls me closer to him. which was weird for me but i was like yo w/e yano hes cockd i wouldnt let anything happen.. well then i was talkin to him more jokin around n he wouldnt tell me something so i kinda pushed his face to look at me to get him to tell m
Whatever Trevor.
Know Your Knave! The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts all on a summer's day. The Knave of Hearts, he stole the tarts and took them clean away. The King of Hearts, called for the tarts and beat the Knave full sore. The Knave of Hearts, brought back the tarts and vowed he'd steal no more. So, as we see the most common type of Knave was, and still is, the Thieving Knave. But what other types are there? One of the most comprehensive catalogues of Knavishness was compiled by Mr. William Shakespeare – Playwright and well-known Knave Fancier. Here's just a few varieties from Mr. Shakespeare's many plays. (See how many you recognise from your daily interactions.) a foolish knave a cowardly knave a naughty knave a drunken knave a rude knave a beastly knave a muddy knave a mad knave a scurvy knave a crafty knave a base knave a subtle knave a pragging knave an unthrifty knave a devilish knave a fantastical knave a cuckoldly knave a poor knave
A Little Of Me
A Little of me A Little of Me Fading fast I've gotta Break the Cycle Inside your as ugly as i feel Outside the norm Its Been Awhile since My last Epiphany My Price to Pay Is Bringin me Down I gotta Forget This Life Cuz its Killin Me The Greed I feel leads To more Bodies in my mind Hangin by a Moment in time The past is Voodoo for thought I' no longer Whole The Lands of Confusion are Guarded The Decadence of Pain Redefined I'm Overburdened with Breath The Darkness is that of Sacred Life I'm Bound to my Mistress I'm Stricken with this strange feeling of Intoxication Anything but This is Burning inside of my skull I'm All Messed Up inside of my Head I wish you'd all Remember Me Ill Drift and Die and you'd not notice for Ive Come Clean I'm still a little Blurry at the Edge Nobody Told Me they they'd miss me even tho Im Gone Written by liazia campbell
About You And Me
I a wahy i dontlike to talk about this or not even to think about that But sometimes i feel that i will explode or go crazy again . _The last week was a nightmare , i didnt sleep at all and the pain was to grreat , the lever ghot twice his size and it was like a rock inside my body Sometimes i whist to takeit out and finish whit all this shit I allmoust call a friend again to ask him if he can ghet me some cocaine to sleep for a few hours . I did that bafore but i dont want to ghet use to that shit . My medication it dosent help anymore my body start to ghet use to that and hawe no efect I dont know what to do anymore i try allmoust everyting posibile in this word and is not helping me ( only for a short period ) But i will do like i did untill now fight and control this fucking pain Sorry if my spelling sucks but right now i am so tired and so fuckt up that i bearly see and heare i am like in a thick fog FUCK !!!
Test Drive
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,
Does Anyone Know...
Holly & Jessica
In Memory of Jessica Aimee Chapman and Holly Marie Wells Holly and Jessica were best friends and both 10 years old when they died on August 4, 2002. They both went to St Andrew's Primary School and later Sotham Village College. Ian Huntley, a janitor at Sotham College, was charged with their murders, and his girlfriend Maxine Carr, a teaching assistant at St. Andrews, was charged with lying him an alibi and helping him dispose of the bodies, which were found on August 17. Huntley did not deny that they were in his house when they died, but said Holly and Jessica's deaths were accidents. Carr testified against him. Huntley was convicted of both murders and given two life sentences. He had a record for sex offenses and should never have gotten the job at Sotham in the first place. Both girls were friendly, generous and loving children. Jessica the more tomboyish of the two; she enjoyed swimming and football (soccer). Both Holly and Jessica were fans of the Manchester United footba
Twisted
How do these people survive? ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets! ! TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've c
Where I Share Too Much
This story is based off a good friend of mine. Everything but the ass to mouth at the end is pretty much true to her. ========================================= Hard Work Has Its Rewards The stress was starting to get to Jen. Her divorce had only been made final a few weeks before, and the pressure of raising the children, holding a job, and keeping a house were taking their tole. Add to that the fact that she hadn't had an orgasm that wasn't self induced in weeks and it was almost more than she could stand.The divorce had been amicable enough. Due more to lack of communication and stuborness on both their parts than any kind of antipathy on either side. in the time since her ex had moved out a few things had gone wrong with the house. She realized these things needed to be taken care of, but really didn't have the money to hire a repair man,or have the skills to handle it herself. She really didn't want to have to call her ex for help either, but when the first bit of cold w
Honestguymids
Well here i am again after eing at work fr what seems like ages with no time off and finally snapped a week ago, giving my boss an ultimatum of give me some time off or i go to the union (pretty handy guys these union reps!) and although i was working 7 days a week my union rep managed to pursuade them (elite security) that i had all of a sudden become a religious nut and refused to work on sundays. Seems like ages since i havebeen on this site and i can say i have missed all u cherries!! over and out, l8r guys! Last Night i learned what my new job title was, I am currantly on a course with 8 other men, who are all doing Retail Security (Front-Line), for some reason i have been given a totally different job of CCTV Operator (approx £12 per hour!) I guess they decided to make me a CCTV operator as i have 11 years experience in the Security industry, sounds nice n cushy. All i need to do now is pass the exam for the CCTV operators licence which wont be difficult (Got 92% on the SI
Is It Possible....?
Random Blogs Of A Insane Mind
so i really haven't been on here much i didnt do much babysitting this summer now schools back now i am .... well i have the net now but i probly won't get on here much cause i have pretty got bored with fubar... well i live with my sister in law now... me and blake are moving in with his sister and her husband and 3 kids... we were gonna get our own place but someone took the house we were going to buy they bought it from us.. then blake got laid off from his job and so did his sister... so now we are living with them helping them out and helping our selfs out right now.. i stay on myspace more now then i do here but come here and do some checking out sometimes.. anyways thats my little update byes So yeah its friday and i'm working yay for me.. its pose to be my day off how great is that just geat huh.. i hate babysitting late on friday too maybe if i'm lucky their mom will get off work early i'm hoping anyways.. MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts B