When Me Prayers Were poorly said
who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me 'til me ass was red?
Me Mudder
Who took me from me cozy cot
and put me on the ice-cold pot
and made me pee if me could not?
Me Mudder
And when the morning light would come
and in me crib me dribble some
who wiped me widdle bum
Me Mudder
Who would me hair so gently part
and hug me gently to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me 'til me fart?
Me Mudder
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
and had a king-size fit
when in me sunday pants me sh*t?
Me Mudder
When at night the bed did squeak
me raised me head to have a peakwho yelled At me
to go to sleep?
Me Fadder
