A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a
farm,
his
mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks
a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my
cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a
week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
getting
any milk."
Just then, his father come s down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway
across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?"
