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Intellectual Musing And Random Thoughts
Welcome to the 2011 edition of getting to know your friends. Change allthe answers so they apply to you, and then send this to your friendsincluding the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you willlearn a lot of little things about your friends that you might not haveknown!Just press the 'forward' button then you can erase my answers and addyours.1. What time did you get up this morning? 10 2. Watches or Rings: Rings 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema: Resident Evil Afterlife 4. What is your favorite TV show? Glenn Beck 5. What do you usually have for breakfast: Egg Sandwich 6. What is your nick name? Zach, Snake Charmer, Jorge, Kal 7. What food do you dislike? Asparagus 8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Infant Sorrow 9. Favorite Pastime: Reading 10. Favorite sandwich? Roast Beef 11. Favorite item of clothing? Comfy Pants 12. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? Anywhere thats not MN 13

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Difficult
Am i good enough for you, Am i strong enough to bleed, For someone like you, When im kicked to my knees. Am i good enough for me, To watch you walk away, As i sit here again, Im alone day by day. I lie here awake, And think of the day, I needed you more, I'm pushed out of the way. Its difficult to breathe, Its difficult to see, Its what you need, But everythings so out of your reach.

Do You Want An Nsfw Salute?
I haven't been getting any love shown lately. Im stuck on this level and I want to level up. If you would be nice enough to Bling me an Auto-11, I would gladly reward you by making a Personalized NSFW salute to show you my gratitude. Please help a girl out? chart_obama_3.gif What the stimulus means for youvideo What the stimulus means for you More Videos Quick Vote What is hurting you the most? * Housing meltdown and foreclosures * Job cuts and unemployment * Cutbacks in government services or View results NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- You've probably noticed: The Obama administration and Congress are talking about spending an unprecedented sum of money to try to revive the economy. President Obama and House Democrats laid down the marker with an $825 billion package of spending and tax cuts. The Senate version will be taken up by two committees on Tuesday. Dozens of proposals. Hundreds of pages of legislation. Billions of dollars

Poetta : Quatrains
Of my flesh I can claim no possession For all we are is borrowed time in temporal clay I am more than the extent of my limbs I have been and shall be again before the day is through (this was among those I wrote in the days before donating my kidney) Prophesy Angels shake with fear Holding devils near Angel, cry a tear You die now I hear Prophesy, prophesy Please bend an ear Omens of darkness I weep a black tear Lost in a world Of hope and false love Die now, no struggle Come take this black glove Not Not to waste a dance Not to waste a dream Not to waste a moment In this eerie, black lit scene Not to be a fool Not to cast disparage Not to let my ego Grow uncomfortably large Not to follow rabbits Not to wake the king Not to trust the cat When the Queen is smiling Not to play with fire Not to run afoul Not to trust the Blue-man Or he who wears the cowl Not to know tomorrow Not to know today Not to separate the past

Gotta Be Somebody
Gotta Be Somebody- Nickelback This time I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life The one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I´ll be waiting for the real thing. I'll know it by the feeling. The moment when we´re meeting Will play out like a scene straight off the silver screen So I`ll be holdin’ my breath Right up to the end Until that moment when I find the one that I'll spend forever with Cause nobody wants to be the last one there. Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares. Someone to love with my life in their hands. There`s gotta be somebody for me like that. Cause nobody wants to go it on their own And everyone wants to know they´re not alone. Somebody else that feels the same somewhere. There`s gotta be somebody for me out there. Tonight out on the street out in the moonlight And damn it this feels too right It´s just like Déjà Vu Me standin’ here with you So I´ll be holdin`my breath Could this be the end? Is

Breath
keep you here locked away never more can i say how my heart beats for you. never have I felt so real. emotions racing. can't hold you here but never shall i let you go. lately even more so. i die inside wishing for you to be with me once more. I can't breath any longer with out you here. you haunt my dreams. the only place we can truely be together. finally to make my dream a reality once again. chance it all take that bet. give it all up. desicions haunt my head like the ghost of a past that seems like it should be the future. the love i found in you is the love that made me whole. forever is what i always believed. but alone is something thats seems more real to me. Little blue bird if you see him there please whisper something in his selfish ear. Tell him I'm waiting that I'll always be there. Sing him a song to show him i care. Tell him of the tears that have already fallen. Tell him that my heart is despreatly calling. Tell him he needs to come for he's stolen

The Piano
This entry was inspired by a news item I caught this evening about a piano found abandoned in the woods of Harwich near Cape Cod Massachusetts. The Baldwin piano, which required 6 men to lift it into a van for removal, was found in tune and perfect condition along with a piano bench. The Piano A swirl of autumnal leaves cascade ‘round the piano in the wooded glade Pagan pianist unknown unseen Composing ballads to his forest queen His melody haunts the icey air Deep within his arboreal lair Her ethereal form floats by night Disappearing with each morning’s light His muse from which inspiration springs Accompaniment to the song she sings Phantom fingers on ivory keys Unlock the forest’s mysteries

Misc.
Slow Fade  Written by: Mike Hall   Be careful little eyes what you see It's the second glance that ties your hands as darkness pulls the strings  Be careful little feet where you go  For it's the little feet behind you that are sure to follow   It's a slow fade when you give yourself away  It's a slow fade when black and white have turned to gray  Thoughts invade, choices are made, a price will be paid  When you give yourself away  People never crumble in a day  It's a slow fade, it's a slow fade  Be careful little ears what you hear When flattery leads to compromise, the end is always near  Be careful little lips what you say  For empty words and promises lead broken hearts astray  It's a slow fade when you give yourself away It's a slow fade when black and white have turned to gray   Thoughts invade, choices are made, a price will be paid  When you giv

Fuck Love
i am done no more will i fall for some one telling me they care for me i know now that i am to be alone for the rest of my life i don't want to say that but i know its true all i ever get from guys are lies nothing more but lies don't tell me you love me if you really don't don't tell me you will never hurt me if you are going too don't tell me that i can trust you when i know i cant don't tell me that you never want to see me cry when you are the one that makes the tears run down my face don't let me believe you when you say that everything will be ok don't let me believe you when you say you will never leave don't tell me that you love me ever cause you know you will go away no one cared to tell me that i would get hurt no one cared to tell me that love was a lie no one cared to tell me that all men lie no one cared to tell me that he would hurt me so no one cared to tell me that i would be hurting so no one cared to tell me that i was living a lie no one cared

Something I Wrote......
Please don't tell me not to cry. Please don't say there was a reason why. You don't know what I am feeling. Or how much I hurt. The wet spots are from the tears on my shirt. You think I should go on with my life. Forget about it and be strong. But, deep down I am sad and I don't want to go along. I don't expect you to understand why. For no apparent reason I break down and cry. My life has changed forever, you see Thats the reason I'm not acting like the same ol me. So, please dont act like nothing has happened Because it changed my life forever. I will never be the same again. Not today, Tomorrow, but never. The best thing you can do for me is just be there. Just like always my friend. My heart is broken and will never mend. You took away my pride told me i could run but never hide. You torchered me and and broke my heart,you drive insane and tear me apart. I can't break away from these chains of burning steel,

Live Forever
Words and music by Brian May There's no time for us There's no place for us What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away from us Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever....? There's no chance for us It's all decided for us This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever? Who dares to love forever? When love must die But touch my tears with your lips Touch my world with your fingertips And we can have forever And we can love forever Forever is our today Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever? Forever is our today Who waits forever anyway?

Spotlite
SHOW HER SOME LOVE!!! SHE IS SPOTLIGHT AND MY OWNER!!!! Carolvision63 ~ ‍ owned by Ponyboy0827 ‍ ~ ♥ Head Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ♥ (repost of original by 'shadowlevelershelper~OWNED BY SCARLETT...only accepting friends from levelers' on '2008-11-26 10:21:45') (repost of original by '~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY INFARRED & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~' on '2008-11-26 10:23:01')

My Day
If I were to put an "Man Wanted" ad out...here's what it would read: Man Wanted. Between the ages of 20-27, 6'0+, preferably country, or from the south. Love blonde hair, but not required. No thin guys, but no overweight one's either. Work out once or twice a week. Must love: horses, country music, trucks. Driving a truck is bonus points, and guys with cars need not apply. Applicants apply within. =P 12.24.08 Rachel passed away at 7:30 on 12.24.08 & i'll miss her so much. All because some 19 year old kid was too impatient to just wait for her to turn. He hit her while she was trying to make a left turn into a driveway. He and his girlfriend walked away from it all. I've never hated someone so much, so instantly. I know he didn't mean to hurt her, but it just hurts so bad. R.I.P. Rachel Maggie! We'll love you forever!!! 10. My favorite color is blue. 9. I have an irrational fear of needles. 8. My folks divorced on my 8th birthday. 7. I will NEVER have c

Train Of Thought: My Epic Poem..
Wandered here to mesmerize stayed here to scrutinize layed here to buglarize our souls from our own eyes like a damn cheapshot waiting for daylight when we'll raise arms and fight until a thousand midnights go by my train of thought Fears have been stirred as our dream are brutally massacred now our lives, blurred as our speech is slurred because our eyes are bloodshot feeling like a hired gun and I'm trying to outrun the blast from a shotgun on top of my train of thought Entering this sleep, hypnotic the world around me, chaotic why is life considered exotic when everyone here is psychotic? thinking as an afterthought the only thing left is doubt are we all supposed to fade-out? because someone sold out? are our minds that distraught? As my emotions swung to my slain dreams, I clung the pain stung and screams unsung can't be heard from a blindspot realizing, shock seeing your own cellblock like a movie from Hitchcock floating through my train o

A Trip Ill Never Forget
here it is november 24 my bags are all packed im heading to chicago/indiana via train too meet someone...well i got a call from her saying she had family emergency...im thinking great im gonna be stranded at a train station in chicago...so i go grab a bite to eat at the station.then i sit there thinking what should i do...first thought was to call my sister...call my sister saying im gonna be stranded..we talk a few minutes and i was prowling thinking of what to do..she asked how far from airport and how much money i had so i told her..she said ok go find a taxi and tell them u want to go to airport..thinking ok find a few taxis ask them how much money to get me to ohare airport 40.00 one guy said...well one guy said come on ill take you to airport... well this guy walked me like 2 blocks to a train and wanted 40.00 in doing this i was like for what??you walked me there.then he said i carried ur bag...then i catch this train and it had 17 stops to make till it was at airport..once at

Thoughts
you know what i hate the very most.... stupid ass women that are never happy or content with what they have always looking for something "better" take my might as well be exwife for instance.... she chose to go out and screw some OLD ASS BEAT UP looking POS and then stole my son on his birthday while my back was turned... now she ran out of state with this guy taking the kids (which didnt even get a decent christmas cause shes a MOOCH) i mean with me she had love and respect... guess that wasnt good enough... though it seems thats never good enough for most women theres always something more they want or as they put it "need" seriously what does money have to do with relationships? i cant say that ALL women are like this but seems that a lot are and its not only women who are like that i will admit that guys are like that too but in this instance im focusing on women (now can they really be called women or just girls?) its really really frustrating that all most women seem to be mo

Contest
Show your NFL team spirit. I am having a contest. This contest will run from 12/01/08 to 12/05/08 (midnight to midnight EST) All I need is a photo of you sporting your favorite NFL team. This is a comment bomb contest. First person to have the most comments wins. First prize: 3-Day blast or a pack of blings (ur choice) Second prize : 50,000 f-bucks Third prize: 25,000 fu-bucks Come on and Enter! Need at least 10-people... if you are interested, send me the link to rip your photo of your NFL team. Thanks and have fun!

Best Breast Contest
Starting 11-30-08 I will be holding a best breast contest open to any members of dirty little secrets lounge . The contest will run for 1 week ( dec 6th ). The winner will get a 1 month vip . Participants will be judged by 6 judges 3 men and 3 women . Ladies remember bigger isnt always the best . So breast of all sizes are welcome to join and have an equal chance of winning . Contest rules 1 . participant must be at least 18 years old at time picture was taken . 2. must be a member of dirty little secrets lounge . Even though this is not being put on by dls . and does not reflect anything on the lounge . 3. judges have final say . winner will recieve a 1 month vip from me . To enter you just have to add me to your friends list and send a message saying you want in the contest .or you can comment on this blog and say your in . Good luck to all that enter .

Drunk Words, Sober Thoughts..
I'm so tired of everyone thinkin they got one up on me. Well I'mma be the one with the last laugh f*ckers. My lawyer thinks he's gonna charge me an arm n a leg for doing absolutely nothing. I got somethin else for that arsehole. I contacted him in September to get started on my case and it's now December 1st. Nothing is done. (If anyone knows of a good personal injury lawyer in Georgia or Florida lemme know.) He doesn't return my phone calls. Then my chiropractor, wow! newhoz..on another note.. When I lived in my hometown I was the quiet girl in school. No one wanted anything to do with me. Now that I'm married and in another state they all want me. How does that work? To late for them, they had their chance to get with me. HAHA. Sometimes I think that it's better for me not to have anything to do with the outside world but for work. Am i right? I don't know maybe it's just my drunken thoughts that are runnin through my head that make me this d*mn crazy. How did my life get this f*cke

Death
Death may be a fact of life yes. And alot of people do believe that it comes in threes. But as far as I am concerned it is one of the worst parts of life there os. No matter how inevitable it maybe. And as for it comes in threes well this is nothing but a bunch of crap. So far in the past 4 months alone. Me and my fiance have lost 4 Family members alone. An uncle, Grandfather(his), but the wors loses of all was both of our fathers have just passed away within months apart. Both of our fathers were the greatest men that anyone could ever have asked to know. And yet both of them were riped away from us unfairly. I know that death is never fair and my dad did leave a rich fuffiling long life. But my father in law did have more time if only the doctors would not have failed him. And so here I am trying to hold it together for my fiances sake. Hoping I dont fall apart trying to hide all of my hurt, anger, frustration, and at the same time hurt and the feeling that I should have done more. I

Norse Prayer
Lo, There do I see my Father Lo, There do I see my Mother and My Brothers and my Sisters Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the begining Lo, They do call to me They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla Where thine enemies have been vanquished Where the brave shall live Forever Nor shall we mourn but rejoice for those that have died the glorious death.

Will Buy Bling Packs And Auto 11's!!
I have no money to buy my girls Xmas presents. I bought them a few little things, but that's all I could afford. One of my awesome friends is helping me with a few presents for them. Thank you SO much! I just want my 2 little girls to have an awesome Xmas.. Please help if you can. Even just a little helps! xoxo

Poems
you wrap your arms around me my heart tremble with love for you I am happy I am with you the simple touch of your skin makes my senses run rampant I am happy I am with you your voice so intoxicating I have to grasp for air I am happy I am with you the alarm sounds I wake to a new day reality embeds itself in my broken heart I am cold and alone I love your stubby fingers and your crooked little toes I love your chubby cheeks and your little button nose I love your pretty brown eyes and your pretty brown hair I love your rosy lips and your dimpled dernere I know that you'll grow up to be such a perfect lady because your such a perfect baby. I'm sorry I hope you believe me, I really mean it this time well, for doing what I did and hurting you sorry, I know you think it's overrated, but I am sincere this time sorry again for being an awful person, I didn't even seen it it makes my heart ache to see you confused just forgive me, plase, give me a away, or pu

My Life And Feelings
Here is part 2 of my last blog. Like i said in my last blogi thought that i would never kno what tru love is. And you kno i was right. I tryed things out wit my kids mom again. And you kno what i got hurt again. So now when i look at my son he knows that i am hurting and the only thing he could say to me was daddy everything is ok and give me a hug and kiss. And my lil girl just gives me hugs and kisses. If there is one thing that i kno that they are not goin to break my heart. I love you renzo and nikita. You two are my life and soul. I just hope that the one that i am wit knows that i really do care for her and love her. I just dont want to get hurt again. I thank god everyday for my two kids. I am truly one lucky guy to have to wonderful kids that bring joy to my life everyday that i am wit them. I want to shout out to all the single mothers out there i kno that you have a hard job to do and i got noffin but love for ya. But you kno what all the single fathers out there that s

The Right Brain Vs Left Brain Test
The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and science can comprehend knowing acknowledges order/pattern perception knows object name reality based forms strategies practical safe The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and sci

Secret Santa
I Was Given This Idea By One Of The Bad Girls.. Ok Anyone Not A Member Of Sarge's Bad Girls That Is Willing To Participate Read This Secret Santa.. Who Would Be Willing To Participate In A Secret Santa Gift Exchange? You Can Trade Anything That You Can Get On Fubar.. Blings-Bling Packs, VIP ,Blasts, Tickers And If You Would Like Even Salutes & Or Other Types Of Pics Or Graphics... The Person You Will Be Exchanging Gifts With Will Be One Of Sarge's Bad Girls.. The Way The Secret Santa Will Be Choosen Is That Each Bad Girl Participated Will Be Assigned A Number & The Non-Bad Girls Particpating Will Choose A Number This Will End On The 20th..That Day You Will Find Out Who Your "Pair" Is .. Leave A Comment Or Send A Message If You Want To Participate I Was Given This Idea By One Of The Bad Girls.. Secret Santa.. Who Would Be Willing To Participate In A Secret Santa Gift Exchange? You Can Trade Anything That You Can Get On Fubar.. Blings-Bling Packs, VIP ,Blasts, Ticke

Lounges
If lounge coding is not restored by 10 am pst I will be deleteing my lounge and my fubar acount I am tired of this crap why dont you all screw with the coding for blast and for happy hours screw u fubar I had it I take my 15 bucks a month and the money I spend on bling packs and invested some where else but wont mention names righ tnow Devilish Desire’s Coming Soon!!!! WE JUST OPENED!!!! COME CHECK US OUT! Get Your Desires Taken Care Of BEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR COME FIND OUT ! ARE YOU SH*T FACED YET??

Christmas Auction
Rockin around the Christmas Tree We're having another auction!! Auction is OPEN and will close on December 9th at NOON Futime. And once again it is a *NO FUBUCK AUCTION* So to make this crystal clear.... DO NOT MAKE FUBUCK BIDS!!! Make only bids of.... **Tickers** **Bling Packs** **Blasts** **VIP's** **Happy Hours** *mari*~(¯`·¸•´¯)~madrina mª®íPÕ§ã~

Is It Ok To Hit A Woman
WTF is wrong with u people???? if ur a real man ud never ever hit a woman no matter what i dont give a fukk what she does its NEVER EVER EVER EVER acceptable n any man who thinks otherwise is a worthless ignorant piece of crap who deserves 2 die alone after havin their balls cut off and handed to them. men like that make me FUKKIN SICK!!!!!!

Good Times, Bad Times
I do hope you will forgive me, but I am not the best when it come to discussing my emotions or what's going on. I'm trying to take it a day at a time now, because, quite frankly, lately things have been extremely rough. In the last three years, I have lost three family members, I had a good friend commit suicide, I've been robbed twice, once was at gunpoint, once through a misplaced credit card the weekend after my friend's suicide. I have also seen a lot of good times, partying with friends, concerts, a couple of good jobs here and there. Currently I am training for a mixed martial arts fight in February, located in Carbondale, Illinois. I have always been a big fan of contact sports, as it seems that the nature of man, is, in itself, both extremely complex and self destructive. I am no exception. It seems as of the last couple of years, I have been running wild, trying to escape from the pains of my past in bottles and packs of cigarettes. I am seriously working on

Make The Most You Can From Everyday
Live Today Like Tomorrow Will NEVER Exist. [Just some background information] - Please, don't pity me, or tell me how sorry you are. It tends to get extremely annoying. - I am doing this to help others understand, so I don't have to explain all the time. So recently I found out I had this disorder. It's called Syringomyelia. [Seer.ingo.my.eel.eea] Yeah, big big big word. Hard as hell to pronounce. Its just a fancy word for saying "a cyst in the spinal cord." [[Yes.. I have a cyst in my spinal cord.]] How did it happen?? It could be caused by Chiari [Key.are.ee] Malformation. Thats just a fancy word saying "the base of your brain goes lower than it should." Because of the base of your skull [the bone] being where it is, it causes the brain to put pressure on your spinal cord, blocking the flow of spinal fluid. The fluid builds up and causes a cyst. This cyst grows over time, and as it does it eats away the nerves and center of the spinal cord, causing [all o

Auto 11's
I HAVE AN AUTO 11 THAT I'M GOING TO USE SATURDAY...MY VIP RUNS OUT ON THE 14TH AND I WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE AUTO'S BEFORE I LOSE IT...I DON'T HAVE INTERNET YET CUZ THE SPERM DONOR IS STILL BEING A JERKOFF...I'M HOPING TO GET IT BACK VERY SOON...I MISS YOU ALL SO FREAKING MUCH, THANK YOU FOR ALL THE COMMENTS AND STUFF...I WON'T BE ON SATURDAY HARDLY AT ALL SO I'LL BE ASKING YOU TO SPREAD THE WORD AROUND ABOUT MY AUTO'S...I'M GOING TO SEE IF I CAN GET A PURDY BULLY MADE TO ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE SO IF YOU SEE IT, PLS REPOST IT...MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL...

Taser Story (laughed So Hard - Almost Wet My Pants)
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their Anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that Sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little Something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, Pocket/purse sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no Long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time To retreat to safety.....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it Home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the Button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the Blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is On the f

Stolen From Sho
our Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Questions
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Snapvine Baby!!
LOL so this is my 2nd snapvine after attempts from others to send one on my page right now isnt working for some odd reason :P This one is apparently doing what it should be doing so leave me a lil sugar....IF YOU'RE NOT SCARED AND HAVE SOMETHING INTERSTING TO SAY OTHER THAN "hi" *LOL* CHEERZ~*B*

Fu Famous????wtf
SO I JUS GOT HOME CUZ I GOT TOO DRUNK WAY TO FAST AND NOT TO MENTION THAT I RAN INTO SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN MY TOWN THAT ALSO HAS A FUBAR ACCT..IM NOT A MEAN PERSON BUT IM LEARY OF ACCEPTING PPL ON FU AS FRIENDS THAT ARE TOO CLOSE TO MY HOME CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ALWAYS TURN INTO A PROBLEM...I ALWAYS GO OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY.WE WALKED INTO THIS ONE BAR AND A BUNCH OF GUYS WERE ACROSS FROM ME PLAYING POOL. I WAS IN DEEP CONVO AS ALWAYS WIT MY GIRL,AND A FEW MINUITES LATER I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM,( ALCOHOL AND JUS BEING A GIRL,..YEAH I HAD TO PEE) SO I WALKED OVER TO THE BATHROOM AND WHEN I CAME OUT THIS GUY STOPS ME, (NOT GONNA SAY WHO) AND GOES, "OMG UR THAT CHIC ON FUBAR..* THE GREEK GODDESS* RIGHT?" I JUS LAUGHED AND SAID "THATS REALLY NOT MY NAME" EVERYONE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT ME, I WAS SO EMBARRASSED. HE KEPT SENDING ME DRINKS AND YELLING SHE THE GREEK GODDESS! ALL HIS FRIENDS KEPT STARING AT ME AND SMIRKING. I FELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE. HE WAS BEING RE

I Love The Auto 11s
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Texas T Saloon
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A ONE TRICK HORSE Start flogging the dead horse You know you wanna few Starting to ride the flogged dead horse You know you've got to Stare, smile, beat the tradition up Back to basics a time full of me Still, smile, return to the wombs A cowboy man to be Last time I see your sister She's got somebody new She's mean and she's a devil Like that old Boll Weevil Guess I'll try my luck with you I used to pull your ponytail And punch your turned-up nose But you been a growin' And baby, it's been showin' From your head down to your toes Little sister, don't you Little sister, don't you Little sister, don't you kiss me once or twice Then say it's very nice And then you run

New Oracle
He has been very patient and waited. Now its his turn to reach his goal. Gary has helped many on here and deserves to be our next Oracle. He is hosting a Happy Hour tomorrow at 6 P.M Fu-time (9 P.m est). He will have Auto 11"s running and over 3000 eazy rates. So lets go return the love he has shown many. Lets make Gary an Oracle!! ~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY INFARRED & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~@ fubar And lets not forget he likes bling!!! This brought to you by the friends and family of ~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY INFARRED & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~@ fubar

Love Is
SHOWING LOVE IS MAKING TIME FOR THAT PERSON, FEELING LOVE IS BEING OPEN WITH EACH OTHER, HOLDING ON TO LOVE IS NEVER HAVING TO SEARCH FOR THE OTHER, KNOWING LOVE IS THE UNDERSTANDING OF THE OTHERS FEELINGS, AND BEING IN LOVE IS THE WILL TO LOOK PAST ONE'S SELF AND TO LOOK DEEPLY INTO ANOTHER. LOVE IS ALL THIS AND SO MUCH MORE, SO WHEN U FIND A PERSON WORTH YOUR TIME EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS AND LOVE. AND NEVER PUSH LOVE TO THE SIDE.

Life
i feel so unimportant to some like it is i am here to please others. others feelings are supposed to be important but mine arent. in life we are always taken for granted but we arent to take others for granted. my thoughts mean nothing to people and what i say doesnt matter. oh well such is life nothing changes nothing stays the same. if wondering is this about somebody, no one in particular yet everyone in particular. if i cant do something for someone they get angry at me yet my life is busy. i am a mom, i cant help that. no one will understand my blog yet i do. will i explain it no i wont. for the most part i dont mind these feelings but today they are overwhelming. do i want pity no i dont i dont need pity or anything just wanted to get thoughts out on paper. I swear to fucking god i hate my mom. I do everything i can for her and she does nothing but bitch. I am taking her to the doctor tomorrow but i cant do anything today so she says if i dont step up for her tomorrow then she n

Nuts!!!
Today as per usual I was mumming. I was having a joke with a friend about haveing a cock which tasted of chill and cheese. She called me a freak, I accept that. Said friend then received a message from somebody in the mumm, stating that she got it right and that I was a whack job. Am I ????? I sure do hope so.

Club Mystic Update 12/08/08
WE NEED TO BOMB GA'S #27 (plz focus on this one) PLZ CONTINUE TO LEAVE 25-50 COMMENTS PER DAY ON #28 AND THE AUTO-11 GIVEAWAY? NO MORE THAN THAT, WE NEED #27 FINISHED! #29 SHOULD HAVE RESET FOR YOU TO RERATE,AS WELL, BUT ONLY DROP A FEW COMMENTS AND GET BACK TO #27 PLEASE, MORE CONCERNED WITH VIP'S THEN BLING AT THIS TIME! THANKS! _____________________________________ 6,027 COMMENTS IN THREE DAYS, WE NEED TO RAISE THE GOAL TO 3.5K PER DAY...FOR 16 ACTIVE MEMBERS THAT IS NOTHING...WE USED TO DO 5-6K ON A BAD DAY...SO WHO IS NOT BOMBING? (BESIDES ME, I HAVE BEEN REALLY SICK! AND STILL BOMB SOME...) IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO BOMB, PLEASE CONTACT ME ASAP! WE REALLY NEED TO HIT #27 HARD, WE HAVE ONLY 2 DAYS BEFORE E NEEDS IT! WE CAN DO IT!!! ______________________________________ STARRY'S PAGE GIVEAWAY #27 THIS ONE WAS GOING TO BE FOR GUNNY, BUT HE HAS SAID TO GIVE IT TO EoTwP...GUNNY IS TAKING SOME TIME OFF, AND EoTwP EXPIRES ON 12/10/08! THANK YOU, GUNNY! 3-MONTH V

Red Kettle
It's the season for helping others. I have started my own Red Kettle to help raise money for the Salvation Army. Please reach into your hearts and donate a few dollars for those less fortunate then ourselves. All donations go directly to the Salvation Army. Your gift will assist The Salvation Army in providing meaningful Christmas assistance and help make the holidays brighter for families, children and others in need. This is a tradition that The Salvation Army has preserved for 126 years. Thanks to the generosity of donors like you, the tradition continues. Your contribution not only helps The Salvation Army provide for those in need at Christmas, it allows us to meet the many year-round needs of the poor and forgotten in local communities. Our promise to you is that we will always “Do the Most GoodSM” for the most people with the most needs. Thank you Dynamic fundraising meter for your Red Kettle campaign.

Caffiene N Nicotine
I smoke, i drink coffee n i swear like a goddamn sailor. ppl say i should quit smoking cause it can kill me, so can many other things. ppl say i should stop drinking coffee cause it can put on weight, so can alot of foods we eat. but not once has someone told me 2 quit swearing...

One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? table 2. Your significant other? single 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? deceased 5. Your father? deceased 6. Your favorite thing? computer 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? COFFEE 9. Your dream/goal? employment 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? all 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? healthy 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? dishonest 16. Muffins? banana 17. One of your wish list items?slippers 18. Where you grew up? Ohio 19. The last thing you did? sleep 20. What are you wearing? jammies 21. TV? news 22. Your pets? cat 23. Your computer? Gateway 24. Your life? blessed 25. Your mood

"tru Raters"
So I was on Fubar yesterday chatting with some friends, checking out the latest MUMMS and stuff when I looked in My Bar Tab and noticed some guy rated me a 3. I simply asked him why he rated me a 3 and he responds: "READ THE FUCKING PROFILE". I went and READ THE FUCKING PROFILE and saw that he and others were on a mission to "TRU RATE" everyone they came across on Fubar. The profile stated that he refused to rate the ugly people he came across a 10. He was wayyyy more rude about it than that but you get the picture. The way I see it, and by the way, he is not Mr. GQ himself, is that he has such low self-esteem that he has to berate other people and make them feel like shit so he can feel better. I don't have a problem with giving honest ratings. But Fubar is also about having fun and making friends. It's not about making people feel badly. If you don't like the way someone looks, DON'T RATE THEM! I never asked for this guy to rate me. I never ask for ratings. I put

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? bra 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? shoulder 4. Your mother? Mary 5. Your father? Ollie 6. Your favorite thing? sleep 7. Your dream last night? sex 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? move 10. The room you're in? diningroom 11. Music? pop 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? happy 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? Pittsburgh 19. The last thing you did? ate 20. What are you wearing? jeans 21. TV? Greys 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? emachine 24. Your life? Happy 25. Your mood? Sleepy 26. Missi

You Been Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? Dan 3. Your hair? Auburn 4. Your mother? Phyliss 5. Your father? Walt 6. Your favorite thing? Love 7. Your dream last night? Nada 8. Your favorite drink? Tea 9. Your dream/goal? Healthy 10. The room you're in? Office 11. Music? loud 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive 14. Where were you last night? Bed 15. What you're not? Mean 16. Muffins? Strawberry 17. One of your wish list items? Home 18. Where you grew up? PA 19. The last thing you did? Shower 20. What are you wearing? Nothing 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? Parrots 23. Your computer? Dell 24. Your life? Scary 25. Your mood? Overwhelmed 26. Missing

My Dear Friends
THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND YOUR HELP!! I want to give a special Thank You to all of my friends who helped me Godmother tonight. This is a special thank you for all of my friends who are on my page faithfully every single day; rating, leaving me daily comments and keeping me shitfaced even when I’m not online, and also for the ones who were here to help me level tonight! In no special order are the people I most want and need to thank. I apologize in advance if I’ve missed anyone. Please PM me and I will happily add you to this bulletin. ~♥Windy♥~Member of Stiletto Girls~ ~*MÈ†äL §äÑÐý *~[Real Life]partner of ~*K¡ŋÐ®έÐ_§p¡®¡†™*~ Member of Rating Revolution DJ TOMICIDE~*~AngelHuggz's stalker & personal bootyguard of Bernsters & Jasmine~* Mini~Mike™ ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼ Owned by 7up aka Lil One † Ma3 Ma3 † lov3s ghOst r1d3r_k1ng * Sar

Tagged Again
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? charging 2. Your significant other? asleep 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? Buried 5. Your father? Buried 6. Your favorite thing? Summer 7. Your dream last night? forgotten 8. Your favorite drink? rum 9. Your dream/goal? retirment 10. The room you're in? dining-room 11. Music? Rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Warmer 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Envious 16. Muffins? BLUEBERRY 17. One of your wish list items? regretless 18. Where you grew up? Australia 19. The last thing you did? Smoked 20. What are you wearing? Sweats 21. TV? CSI 22. Your pets? Stupid 23. Your computer? dell 24. Your life? enjoyable

Daylight
once upon a midnight dream the way had opened before my eyes a sight to behold lifting ever high another wind has changed its course playing slowly in the northern sky a game for the playing a heart to steal the night shifted slowly the daylight appeared amongst the plains a danger lies near for everyone else daylight appeared

Poetry
I face the world with a smile while hiding it inside Happiness seen, they cant see the tears I've cried. Alone I hurt, because here I do it well. In front of all the watchful eyes my heaven turns to hell. Judge and jury await me, everyone has a say. In a life that hangs suspended for yet another day. Who are they to judge what is right or wrong? In the end I gave him up, but inside still sing his song. Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at the Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin . The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?'" "Yes, Santa,' he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be c

Tag Game
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Charging 2. Your significant other? Tom 3. Your hair? Long 4. Your mother? Alabama 5. Your father? Alabama 6. Your favorite thing? Sex 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? Coffee 9. Your dream/goal? Peace 10. The room you're in? Bedroom 11. Music? 70's 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive 14. Where were you last night? Work 15. What you're not? Sane 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Happiness 18. Where you grew up? Alabama 19. The last thing you did? Typed 20. What are you wearing? Clothing 21. TV? Blah 22. Your pets? None 23. Your computer? Laptop 24. Your life? Chaotic 25. Your mood? Down 2

Dissertation
I'll try this explaination as my own interpretation from gathered observation on mankinds infatuation with God and with creation I'll use for illustration a modern adaptation of ancient publications found in every nation with many alterations but in each variation there is but one summation that we all seek elevation and our own soul's salvation

Another Day
I love you from the bottom to the top when I see you, you make my heart drop I smile so brightly as I walk away there again passed another day i fall asleep and dream of you wishing it were just us two I gasp to breath waking from a nightmare you fell and were no longer there i get up and pace my floor as I tell myself "I can't do this any more" I fall back asleep and wake up at 8 i tell myself this day is going to be great as i shower a while and eat breakfast too i quickly get ready to go out and find you as the day goes on i walk through the park waiting until it just hits dark the sun goes down and birds fly away it is almost the end of the day tears fill my eyes this was no surprise until i see your face looking back at me i hold myself back as I smile so brightly then I stupidly walk away there passed by another day

Black And White
placing thoughts onto paper i take my pen and write feelings flow from within as clear as black and white my mind strolls memory lane remembering yesteryear thoughts are written down fond memories remain clear view the windows of my soul clearly placed in rhyme it will be honesty you see if you read this heart of mine here as i let my words speak many ponderings of me laid out in black and white true feelings are plain to see

Pimpout Bully To My New Fuowner!!
I never thought you'd be, So mean, so cruel, so rude. But since this you have showed me, That this is the TRUE you. You LIED to my face, And talked behind my back. You thought I would not TRACE, You... to be the one to attack. You will have to see, That this is the END. For I cry myself to sleep, Over a SUPPOSED long lost friend. It is time to say goodbye, And I really don't want it to end, But, I CAN NOT take another LIE, From a LYING Two-Faced "FRIEND?" You said you loved me, But ALL along YOU knew you were going to break my heart, You said YOU would love me forever, So why are we apart? Now IF you REALLY meant FOREVER, Then you should have meant that YOU would try, Cause once you said "FOREVER", And now that's made me CRY.... Why did you lie? And Why did I cry? Why did we even try? I DON'T like to trust, And now you KNOW why!!! You hurt me bad. How could you do that? You said you loved me, But I know it was all a LIE!!! We'll now I'm alone

Poem
am always thinking about you i dont think i can be mad your smile cuts through me making everything ok, he gorgeous handsome in everyway. your eyes sparkle everytime i see them, hearing your voice i can hear your heart it is music to my ears, wanting and waiting the touch that i feel in my dreams waking with out you there knowing its just another day wanting to go back to sleep to feel your touch again, but as it seems i gave my heart to someone who didnt want it like always being crushed at the end just because i was told i dont have goals because i took the time to take care of my family oh but yet i have a job when i go back maybe giving my heart to someone that lies wasnt the best u r the meaning of beauty and grace u bring smiles upon people face u may be an angel that has fallen but u want love calling life is worth liven because to u one day love will be given so now my angel from above i send u my friendships love thanks for caring I shouldn

Me
The Skies Will Darken And All Will Go Quiet ! Only Then Will You Know The Sweet Serenity Of Death!!! Q:W.O.W. Chaos-Where Great Dreams Begin: Befor a great vision can become reality there may be difficulty. Befor a person begins a great endeaver, they may encounter chaos. As a new plan breaks the ground with grave difficulty feres becoming the huge tree so must we sometimes push against difficulty in bringing forth our dreams. Out of chaos......Brilliant stars are born !!! I ching Hexagram 3 June 19th,2003 : Dream Log ! I dreamed that i was a person watching a little girl as she walked around and i said to my self that she reminded me of me at that age. The girl had just come from her Knights Tournament. As she left two guys stood at a stand still just stairing at each other in the ring . She then stoped in mid stride and grabed one of the guys arm and proceded to leave. Walking down a field , the other guy tried stoping her but she said," I'm going" . He said in re

******hott******
hey I am looking for tons more members to join the Big Mike's Hot new lounge The Drunk Penguin I am Willing to Make a personalized NSFW Salute for each of the next 100 people to join The Drunk Penguin Lounge and say i sent you in a private message to Big Mike.. here is his link ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™.. Owner of The Drunk Penguin..Fu Owned By >^,,^< Pet

Club Mystic Update - 12/14/08
PLZ CONTINUE TO LEAVE 25-50 COMMENTS PER DAY ON #28? NO MORE THAN THAT, THOUGH, PLEASE BOMB HECK OUTTA #29!!! WE ALSO NEED TO BE LEAVING A TOTAL OF ABOUT 300-400 RATES PER DAY ON THE AUTO-11 GA FOR THE 4TH ONE! _____________________________________ AWESOME ON THE BOMBING OVER THE LAST DAY, THANKS TO ALL!!! 8,776 COMMENTS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS! THANKS GUYS, YOU RAWK MY SAWKS!!! LOL! :d ____________________________________ GIVEAWAY #29 XCITEME'S PAGE WE ARE PUTTING THIS ONE AS THE FEATURE AHEAD OF #28, I HAVE BEEN PUSHING IT BACK SINCE AUGUST! SINCE RATES DO COUNT ON THIS GA, PLZ RATE THE PIC WITH ALL ACCOUNTS, AND ASK FRIENDS TO DO SO AS WELL! I SAW THAT SEVERAL OF YOU POSTED MUMMS AND BLOGS TODAY, ASKING THAT YOUR FRIENDS RATE THIS GA, AND HELP BOMB...WOW, YOU GUYS RAWK! LUV YA! THIS WILL BE USED TO PURCHASE AT LEAST 2 AUTO-11 BLINGS FOR CLUB MEMBERS NEEDING THAT EXTRA PUSH TO REACH A HIGHER LEVEL.....AND I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO GIVE THEM BY CHRISTMAS!!! CAN

Mind Of A Red Hooded Kitten...
So i've been thru a lot in the past, but of course who hasnt. but finally... things are starting to look right. with in 3 months i've managed to fix my license, get a car, title insurance and all, and just got promoted to a management position. but of course,,, i honestly couldnt do all of this without the love and support of my baby, Xavier (Eternal Beast Of Burden). Next step is to get a place of my own and then finally the love of my life and i will be able to be together... not just on vacations.... but actually together. nothing makes me smile more then the thought of that. All i gotta do is keep strong now... and well.. im a stubborn cookie... so i know things will work out just right. i love you baby. Still here, all alone, nobody to talk to, Only me and my heart... Thinking of you, smiling at myself. Drifting away to a world with nobody else but ourselves, Reaching out for u. my finger tips touching your face.. feeling it, loving it. For once there

Another One Of These Bloody Things!!!
Are you dating the very last person you kissed? I was, now i'm not. Your best friend likes your last ex, you say? Go fo it. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Yes What color are your eyes? Green Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Always, I have this annoying little man that goes beep unless I do. Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight? More than likely *pulls hair out* Can you honestly say that looks don't matter? No, not honestly. But if the chemistry is right, then looks don't come into it for me. Ever kissed someone that smokes? Yes and I smoke, so kiss my arse. Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours? Yes Who was the last guy you hugged? Paul, my gay friend last night at work, he ended up with red lippy all over his face, bless him. Was today a good day? It's my only day off, so yes. Do you get mad easily? No. But you will know when I am. Where do you see yourself in the next 2 years? The sa

Life....................
In order to find what you are looking for, a person needs to know what they want. And this is what I did. I have been looking for this qualities in a man for a long time and praying that God blend them together in a special person and when it is in His will, introduce me to this wonderful man. By listing the qualities, I was able to focus more clearly on my prayers to God regarding this man that I know is out there. Helpful- I think every woman hopes to find a man that will help with things around the house. Washing the dishes, the laundry, making the beds. I love to think that the man I will spend my life with will enjoy spending this bit of time with me. Making it more of a fun game then a chore. I want a helper. A man that can be helpful when I need some help. I am not helpless and very rarely ask for help from my friends and loved ones, but sometimes I do need help. As well as I went this man to be helpful to others as well. Lighthearted – It is always refreshing when

My Daughter's Poetry
the moment i saw you i felt lifted, the moment our chemicals reacated, the moment you touched me, i fell, the time you kissed me, i felt alive and out there, you make me breathless when i come near you, you say i love you and i choke tryin to say it back, when you catch me when im fallin... i get so taken that my lungs get cut off and i cant stand the feeling of it, i get high off your words as they spill out into my mind, all i think is that your words are breathless and so taken to my heart i go numb, the moment i love the most is when you said- BABY DO YOU WANNA OWN ME DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR MAN FOR LIFE AND NEVER LET GO! A real man would be proud Of who he's with A real man would buy flowers When you are sad A real man could tell If you are mad or not A real man wouldn't hit on your friends When you are not around Most of all, A real man would love you If he truly loves you He would never let you go No matter what you say You st

Why Relationships Fail
Why Love Relationships Fail Love relationships fail because at no time in our training by society are we given a factual model of what a love relationship is, or how to make one succeed. There are fundamentally three levels on which intimate relationships operate, and our social training only prepares us to deal with one of them – the most superficial one – and even that one ineptly. This superficial level is called the expectations level. It is usually the only level we address consciously. The expectations level consists of all our self-images and self-importance. When we primp ourselves in front of a mirror, what we are primping is our expectations of other people. It’s the level of our daydreams and fantasies, whereon everyone is as impressed with us as we are with ourselves. On the expectations level what interests us the most about a prospective partner is his or her physical attractiveness, manner of dress and bearing, social and educational background, future prosp

Feelins
There is ONE who has found and stolen my very heart the one and only thing that makes a difference in this world to me... she is the most wonderfully sweet sexy and a bit of a smartass as well (which i love). Above everything else everyone that has come into my life she has found a way to capture my heart easily and holds it within her hands and for the first time in my life i am actually trusting someone with it.... which honestly scares the living shit out of me but she has my heart and my trust what can i say.... what do you do when someone has captured your very core? all i can do now is trust in the keeper of the stars to make the decision... i love you Erica when i give my heart to someone i do it fully and with out question. at times this scares me because everytime i turn around it seems that the one who i have given my heart to either turns on me, cheats on me, or just plain never cared to begin with. some days i think it might just be better to dissapear and just not BE at

My Poems
You say were just friends, You say that you care, But how do I know this, if you wont take the dare. You know our love could be strong and fulfilling. So take this chance, just once and give me such a image trance.I will only then promise you what you need, and with this I know of you indeed. So come to me, and let me show you the way. So come to me, and I will shelter you in this web of love if I may. So then come to me, so then we can become two as one, like we were flying above , like the wings of the white dove. So you say, what you want. So you say, what you feel. So you say, what you see. For I will always know how you truly feel and see or what you really want. Because of this love of yours. I will feel such a taunting joy, when your lips say I LOVE YOU !!!! So You Say By Kris Mauch In the depths of your eyes, they show of a weekness, as the blind one's love reveals. How b

My Writings
so much pain she has from her past, so much pain that will probably last, so many things from her life that precluded the man im trying to be. so much damage there is to repair but its just not up to me. so in my blindness i was a reminder of how she use to live when the only thing i had was good intent to give. i hurt her and scared her and she pulled away because my desire to help with the best of intent was to much like a place she didnt want to stay. i am me and could never be him but good intent is no substitution for a pain that wont subside. so as i sit here in more pain than she knows, her past might very well kill me but my love for her still grows and grows. and I am More Sorry for hurting her, than she could ever hope to know. I Love You Baby Boo. I hope you can forgive me. if i was smart id just start off rambling because nothing i say seams to do you justice. I Love you ....doesnt fully encompass even half of what i feel, I Want You doesnt come clo

Christmas Carol Train
Welcome Aboard the Christmas Carol Train Deck the hall with boughs of holly Fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la la la la la Don we now our gay apparel Fa la la la la la la la la Troll the ancient Yuletide carol Fa la la la la la la la la ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know what to do: 1~Rate all the pictures in my Christmas Carol Album--please comment on the last one 2~Rate/Fan/Add or Comment each of the riders below including the Engineer 3~Message the Engineer to be added and receive your tag 4~Have Fun and Enjoy the Ride!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Engineer MscFrk Riders ~Mz Attitude~ uʍop ǝpýsdn sǝʇýq puɐ xýl~RR Member~ ONE&ONLY SYCHO~!~ FUBARS RESIDENT PATIENT~!~Rating Revolution~!~/CLUB FAR/SLAVE TO DEVILISH DESIRE ~*~Desperatly Seeking Sanity~*~ B1tch™ ~The Pegasus Project~ SBG*Club United*FU-Bomber*Click Club Happily Taken R/L GF to Im4u2Inslave, Proud Military Supporter*~H

Just Read It
P { MARGIN: 0px } UL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } OL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } the breakup well things have not been going well for a little while now.. I went to talk to him and it was a big fight I felt things did not add up, and went to call him out on it, we both got angry and I said fuck it bring me my key.. He was mad and said fine that's what you want and hung up on me.. I should have worded my words so different, but these feelings have been building up inside me.. All I did was make him mad and push him away to the point of no return.. I still have my doubt, now even more so, if he really cared and if there really is no one else, he would have talked to me about it and I don't think he would have been so mad in doing so. He feels like I am acting like his ex nagging and saying he is doing something he is not.. I did not mean to come across like that, all I really wanted is him to make me feel like what I am feeling is not what

Sack Lunch ** Must Read** Thank You Mr. Paul!
MЯ♣PΔÜŁ@ fubar A huge THANK YOU to Mr. Paul for the original posting of this! The Sack Lunches I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. 'I'm glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,' I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a conversation. 'Where are you headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest to me. ' Chicago - to Great Lakes Base. We'll be there for two weeks for special training, and then we're being deployed to Iraq ' After flying for about an hour, an announcement was made that sack lunches were available for five dollars. It would be several hours before we reached Chicago, and I quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time. As I reached for my wallet, I overheard soldier ask his buddy if he planned to buy lunch. 'No,

Life Changes
Here I sit this morning with only 10 days to go before I take this leap off into the unknown. I have never made a decision quite so quickly before in my life. Truth be told I am scared to death. When giving birth you have 9 months to prepare yourself. When you get married you have the engagement period to prepare yourself. I made this decision on a whim and now I am just plain terrified. What if I get to where I am going and hate it. What if I just put a monkey wrench in all the goals and dreams I had set for myself? These are all things I think of. I have been so wrapped up in school and preparations for my move that I am finally starting to slow down and think. I know at this time it is the best decision for me. But I am not the type of person who worries about me. I worry about everyone else involved. Everyone else and their happiness comes before mine. Its the way I live my life. Anyway, I guess I'm just venting. Deep Down I know it will all work out.

Men
Well see this guy named duff keeps callin me names that shouldn't be said and i think it's bullshit that he don't get in trouble for the shit....he had no right to call me a ho and fat emo ugly ho or a stupid cunt...wtf did i do....i don't deserve that treatment! if you think all men are the same listen up....your wrong....i know a great guy who is a great friend and that's all we are....i know what your thinking...no i'm not inlove with him....i just talk to him when i need a friend and he's always thier...i met him and in a few days he's become my bestfriend...so to all of you out thier who think thier all the same...you''ll find a bestfriend just like mine!!!!

My Published Erotica Writings On Www.samarelart.com & Myspace. Copyscape Intact. Enjoy, Show Me Some Love! :)
Are you a Samarel lover? Come join me at this newly created site! Do you feel like writing? Do so. Just want to lurk? That's ok. Not quite sure why it's saying invalid html, it's not, just copy the link in this subject line and paste it into your browser. Whatever you chose, have fun with it, that's what it's made for. See you there. THIS is a dear friend of mine who is absolutely amazing. If you love Erotica, don't miss it. I'll be getting my signed copy - no worries! :D Ps. Make sure you tell him that Lil Miss No Name or Chas sent you! _______________Los Angeles, CA – February, 2009 Night Xposed is one of the most talented and famous erotica bloggers on the MySpace network. In 2008, his pen name became a trademark, while his captivating stories about Fantasy Girl ranked consistently in MySpace's top ten most popular blogs, reaching #1 many times. His accomplishments, his provocative and bold style and his greatly appreciated writing skills in the large MySpace

"but The Heart Knew..."
“But the Heart Knew…” I wasn’t looking, I wasn’t searching Not seeking someone, or so I said… I was a blind man, lost in darkness No ray of light, I could not see But the heart knew, and it whispered Then it demanded, louder still And when the heart spoke, I had to listen It knew of you, it knew of you… I wasn’t starving, I wasn’t hungry Not needing food, to fill my soul Without a craving, without a longing Long denied, lost to time But the heart knew, and it whispered Then it demanded, louder still And when the heart spoke, I had to listen It knew of you, it knew of you… I wasn’t drifting, I wasn’t floating Lost at sea, without a map I wasn’t dreaming, of my New World A place to live, a place to grow But the heart knew, and it whispered Then it demanded, louder still And when the heart spoke, I had to listen It knew of you, it knew of you… I wasn’t hurting, I wasn’t empty All alone, in the night I wasn’t injured, seeking healing Not needing he

My Life..
Where 2 begin...hmmm Well I was raised in Washington Born in Montana..My Father was a Hellsangel and my Mother she just had me well my Father got into trouble and had 2 leave town so they had 2 leave me behind w/friends...well lived w/them till I was like 12...Tried to find my mother and did by the time I had come 2 find her it was 2 late she had already passed...... My Mother who's name Is Connie, My Grandmother who I have never knew seen the add in the paper and I found my real family and went to live w/her through my highschool yrs...she has passed on as well my aunts and uncle hate me bcause she had to raise me for 4 yrs sooo they can have themselves lol...anyways this is why I love fubar so much plus Frank Lonewolf he is the best and helped me through alot since I have been here and ty Frank from the bottom of my Heart...xoxo Cindalicious

Shadow's Blog
The Internet is changing everything – how we communicate, get our news, play, and shop. And thanks to companies like SFI, how you make money – and where you make it – will never be the same again either. Launched in 1998, the SFI Marketing Group has become the world's largest Internet affiliate program. SFI has shown millions of men and women from over 190 countries worldwide how to cash in on the Internet. SFI can help you: • Get out of debt • Retire early with secure, ongoing income • Pay for a son or daughter's college education • Improve your lifestyle • Buy a new car or new home • And MUCH MORE SFI WILL TEACH YOU How to build a profitable business completely on the Internet from the comfort of your own home office. How to use SFI's powerful, proven, copyrighted system to create an income stream that can gradually replace your current job or career. How to earn income globally, 24 hours a day – both "front-end" cash AND ongoing, "back-end" residual Incom

Happy Holidays!!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical abil

Hey
Since i dont know how to copy paste shit in these blogs.....i figured id just leave it in a comment..... I need help finding this t-shirt.....if anyone could find me a link to where i could purchase it id appreciate it ALOT.... PIC WILL BE POSTED IN FIRST COMMENT... I love this vid trap muzik let's get away [Chorus] (T.I.) [Jazze Pha] Hey, let's get away and get a room on the other side of town Hey shawty, I was feenin' for you (Was you thinkin' of me, ay, ay...) [Girl] Hey, let's get a room, shawty we can freak somethin' if you down (Whachu would do?) Hey daddy, I was feenin' for you [Verse 1] Bet they be like "I know he tired of the nightlife He want a wife, he just lookin' for the right type" Yea right, I be ridin' through the city lights My hat bent, gettin' high behind the 'lac tint I'm chilllin' with Brazilian women, heavy accents They black friends translatin', got'em all ass naked, adjacent Have relations wit'em many places Leavin' semen i

Auto 11 Auction For The Cause....
Bling AUTO 11 Auction! Proceeds to help me get Spotlight! Be creative! I am saving fubucks to do spotlight soon, but I do love creative minds! Please bid in comments on the Auto11 in my Default pics, Bling will be given on Happy Hour Only, May the Power be used for good...xoxoHeart Inspector~ Bid On Auto 11 in default folder in comments...ty~ Auction will run 24 hours. Over 9pm FuTime Saturday December 27th. no drama, no whining, let's have fun!!!

Gone
the tears cause pain as they fall from my eyes i don't know if anything will ever be right she was not my grandmother.. but in my heart she was she was not related but she was she was always there for me... helping me along the way loving me no matter what i had to face she was the greatest woman that i ever had the chance to meet i remember the day i left... she gave me a kiss on the cheek told me to come see her whenever i was in town she told me i was like a granddaughter and that she loved me now i will never get to see her again.. how do i live with the emptiness from a grandmother that i miss how do i go on with my life without her in it... the tears wont stop... they wont go away.. she is gone... she left and went away.. never to come back.. i wont get to see her ever again... she is gone for good. no crying will bring her back.. but the tears wont stop... i want the tears to stop i want the pain to go away no i need the pain to go away i miss her..

A Sub's Special Night.........
Coming home one night after work, I walk in and see you in the kitchen washing something in the sink. You are wearing a little apron and nothing else on under it. Standing in the doorway knowing you do not know I am home yet, I watch you as you move about at the sink. I watch your lovely ass and body move elegantly and gracefully about. Slowly I move up behind you and tenderly kiss the nape of your neck softly. Sliding my hands gently around your waist and hugging you back to me with love and tenderness. Turning you slowly so that your face is turned to me, I gently kiss your lips and slide my tongue out and tenderly lick your lips and nibble on them. Whispering into your ear as I hug you how much I Love you and want to be the best Master and lover and friend to you. Sliding my hands into your apron and cupping your breast and feeling your nipples harden to my touch I squeeze and caress them softly. Knowing they are very sensitive and love my touch. Nibbling and biting softly on your n

Stars Corner
Only love can win battles. Fighting drives people apart, but sometimes it can bring people together as well. However, so often we fail to see this and quarrels and anxieties just seem to bring people further and further apart. It's a cold February night. People are bustling through the streets, either pulling up their coat collars or wrapping scarves around their necks, trying to stay warm. It's so cold today.I'm standing at my window, looking at the people moving like little dots. Standing in a heated room, I'm beginning to pity those people. Why don't they go home? Do they plan on wandering until morning? "Almost time to go home! My boyfriend must be going crazy." One of the nurses breathe a sign of relief. "Still needs to work overtime on Valentine's Day. It's so unfair!" "You are fortunate." Another nurse says. "Some people don't have anyone waiting for them." "You mean Dr. Shu?" Like Sherlock Holmes, my ears perk up when I hear my name. "Do you remember how she

The Anti Lounge
Happy Holidays from the staff of The Anti Lounge Radio X show, BAD GIRL 4 LIFE, ~dJ aMeLiA~, [[Per]]™, Mi§§ Måg§, Judy, *Morgan Le Fay*, Ms. Mojito™, Lauribug, ♥Reeka♥, BabyFrog, and candi♥ass Have you stopped by lately? If not you're missing out! With great rock music from the Internet's F'n Rock Station K-IRB and great people to chat with, to our weekly trivia night. Ladies night is always there to please and we even have our own arcade! Stop on in and have yourself a drink... We love new members!!! Thursday Trivia Night Rocks!!

Discernment 1
Someone shouted this at me, but they have yet to respond to my offer of help! ->playboy_bunny: hey i just let my gf read this and shes very willing to help. she needs your name number and address and she will put u in contact with local agencies that can provide immediate assistance playboy_bunny: im good but my baby girl is hungry and my husband died yr ago and i need help. could or would you be a gentleman and help me out. im willing to do anything for it. shes my everything ->playboy_bunny: hey how are you playboy_bunny: hi sweetie playboy_bunny: you awake? we all know men are visual creatures. we're hardwired that way. one gauge of mans emotional maturity and stability is where he goes after he sees something that he likes. does he try to get to know the person behind the pretty face? does he try and touch her mind to see if they are compatible. does she laugh his jokes. does her heart reach out to him when he stumbles over a word. (i know i am jumping back and forth on this

Writing Right Now!
There comes a revolution of knowledge. We see the evidence with each new technological invention's heightened capacity to store and send information. New technologies are on the horizon that will render all we know now obsolete. Our current ability to send information via satellite by microwaves is about to be dwarfed by laser technology. This new innovation will allow us to send and process information one hundred times faster than we do today. Imagine the technological evolution our society will experience as a result within the next fifty years. To the generation I grew up in we measured our computer's memory storage and processing capabilities in Kilobytes, then later in Megabytes. Today's generation measures in Gigabytes. Once Laser technology is implemented humanity will be transferring data in Terabytes and possibly Petabytes. The technological revolution is here and the future holds exciting possibilities. The information highway is about to become more assessable t

General Bablings
I have begun getting senior discounts at most places I frequent. I am not sure if this is a good thing or not but it puts extra money in my pocket. Most places start giving discounts at 55. I am 53. Close enough? I think so. I wonder if Steven Tyler and Joe Perry accept their senior discount? I wonder if they have them in the UK? If so, I wonder if Mick jagger or Keith Richards accept theirs? What scares me most is my generation is coming to power. Hell hath no fury like the generation that has been scorned. Look out D.C.. We are kicking your asses. I spent all afternoon in the hot sun trying to get my Toyota pick-up to start. After finally getting that accomplished I spent 30 more minutes getting the presets back on my radio because I can't see the dial. I had to take the battery loose and caused the presets to be lost. So I took the pick-up for a test drive and stopped in a store for a cold drink. I didn't realize at the time but I was covered in dirt and grease not to men

911
I want to experment on something if there are any fireman or ladyfireman out there that was at ground zero fighting to survive and save people I would like to add you on my friends list and I would like to hear your storys It don't matter even if you were there or not I still would like to add you on my friends list fireman from Pa to the other 49 states. Im not doing this to be popular or serching for a solemate Im doing this cause I care about my country and the people who fight it to keep it beautiful. And this is like my tribute to the men and women of the fire departmen who putts there lives on the line to save another ones life without knowing that they can lose theres. bless you all and I thank you for reading this. Bryan Jodon Ellsworth Station 38 Well I like all kinds of music blues, rock, some country dont listen to it all the time makes me depressed and tv what I like to watch anything that has action horror and it has to make sense cops,car chases, wrest

B.s.
OK...so anyone that knows me knows that I'm a pretty patient person. Y'all also know that if I'm able to, I'll do anything I possibly can to help you out--just ask, I'm not a mind-reader. However, it's come time for me to say that I'm really tired of being crapped on b/c I can't buy you bling or blasts, or VIPs...whatever. Not that it's a huge deal, but I've gone from being in the top seven of some of my friends' lists, to not being there at all. EVERYONE says it's not about getting in return, but it seems like the more someone buys someone else, the higher up on their friends list you go. For me, it's not about what you buy me, but the chats we have--that's how my friends list is set up. So do me a favor, if you read this and feel like I'm referring to you, just delete me and save me the trouble. I'm sick of it. All Fubar's come to is who has the biggest wallet.....and if you can't afford to do for others,you're not worth the time of day....that's not what friendship is based on--not

Fubar Is Really Startin To Suck
Well it seems that Fubar has been fubared. All the stupid changes bein done daily on here is really screwin up things for some people. I saw on Baby Jesus' blog yesterday a comment he made about people sittin on a photo/profile leavin the same comment over & over again. Well there are reasons for doin that. Not everybody is fortunate enough to have a bank account to spend there hard earned money on. Some make it day to day and if someone enters or is put in a contest so they can be "equal" to the others on here with VIP's,HH's,Bling Packs & Blast it shouldn't make any difference to anybody on here includin Baby Jesus because the money goes to the same damn place when its bought for someone else just as it does if an individual buys it for themselves or someone else. I haven't been on here long and the way this place is turnin out I won't be on here much longer. And then I go and see all the suck ass comments from some of the same people who were like oh I love the chan

A Gift, Thoughts Of The Past
one given one departed any friendship could be started something kind something mine a gift to find a piece of mind a peace too fine serenity unknown distant waves alone swirling black in night thoughts drift into fright darkness has come; everything’s numb blindingly dark and brilliantly dull hands all tight grasping for sight grasping in fright senses hammered feelings clamor with just a glimpse of glamour seconds fly as time ticks by dates to come and feelings not punned a joke for fun a break of tongue a flicker now just undone everything is to shun not a thought and not a care with this there's nothing there it's not a gift and it's just not fair screams of despair shattering there thoughts are gone conscience’s clear everything seems so queer life goes on for simple pawns and still I pray for the day when there’s more than one mind that matters a gift I gave a gift much sadder only you seem much gladder.

The Dusk Of Love
Upon the dusk of love Beyond the pinnacle of happiness There is a love once lived The songbirds once sang a melody The sky bathed in seemingly endless light There are but visions of the past Dreams of a love once lived Love was endless it was thought Never ending, full and true Now it's enveloped in endless rue Never to be felt again The sky is now dark, grey clouds looming No dreams of love again blooming Life not lonely and desolate Now just memories of a love once lived

Patriotic
SPECIAL EDITION, Dec 4, 2009Share this:Legion to support WWII veteran's fight for flagpole. `We will pay his legalbills if necessary,' says National Commander.WASHINGTON – The American Legion has joined the fight being waged by a Medal ofHonor recipient against a Virginia homeowner association's demands to remove aflagpole. Col. Van Barfoot, 90, a World War II and Vietnam veteran, was orderedby the Sussex Square Homeowner's Assocation to remove the flag pole from hisfront lawn after he flew the U.S. Flag on Labor Day and Veterans Day. Theassociation is claiming that the flag pole is not "aesthetically appropriate.""The association underestimated the fight left in this elderly veteran and nowthey have to contend with the determination and persistence of Col. Barfoot's2.5 million friends in The American Legion," said National Commander Clarence E.Hill. "Col. Barfoot has hired legal counsel. The American Legion is prepared tohelp with the expenses and fight these disgraceful actions

Alone
So its the second Christmas without my brother. I know he is in a better place and I know that its very selfish for me to want him here with me. So here I am crying and alone again. Trying to find the will to make this christmas better for my lil girl than it was last year. Praying that God will give me strength to get out of bed. As many of my close friends know I have been down and depressed over this alot since the holidays and then with various men troubles I have tried to kill myself twice this month. I want to be the lil girl who gets up under the covers and can hide from all the world. SO Im asking God to send me a rainbow and let me know the storms are over. So that I can be happy and have some peace in my own lil world. :( So I m going to bed and I hope you have a Merry Christmas

Rembering Those At Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep in perfect contentment, or so it would seem. So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old Perhap

Whatever It Takes.....
you stood by my side you carried me through i am so much better becoz of u... through all the smiles and all of the pain the endless night together, i wouldnt change a thing... my heart belongs to you in so many ways along with my soul with u it will stay. i could never ask for a better love, or friend, and i know you will be with me till the very end... even tho we both know how high the stakes, never forget this... WE WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.......

75k To Go To Henchman
im getting close ..come help me plz Ive reached my daily photo rating limit for the day ... I cant rate any more pics ..im trying to get leveled ..please send all your friends to help me and share this blog with all your fans and friends..Please everyone Help poor Ms.Kitty out.. Rate me, fan me , re rate me , comment me , or bling me .. Wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year !!!!!!

Dod
Thanks to Rating Revolutions they have decided that Friday December 26th and Saturday December 27th is my DOD days. On top of that Saturday December 27th will be my 1 year anniversary with fubar. On Saturday ONLY I will turn my Auto 11s on. I have over 1600 pictures and about 900 easy rates. For every 10 turned into 11 I will pay you 5k fubux and for every real 11 I will pay you 50K fubux. PM me when you are done rating and let me know how many you rated and how you rated. I hope everyone had a great Christmas and looks forward to a Happy New Year.

Please Pray For My Brother-in-law
It is with a saddened heart that I write this. I have always been against drunk driving and now it hits even closer to home.My Brother-In-Law Rene Herrera was walking with a girl he met at 12:05 A.M. AZ time on Christmas Morning just a couple of blocks from the street we live on and a drunk driver ran up on the sidewalk and ran over his whole body. He spent Christmas getting surgeries and is now in recovery in Trauma ICU. Both his legs were broken, his left ankle and knee shattered , his back was broken, most of his ribs were broken, he suffered external head and facial injuries. Luckily the doctors found no internal injuries so far.Another family's Christmas ruined and torn apart by a careless, selfish Drunk Driver. In this case the driver is 45 year-old victor lopez (all in lower case to show the disrespect he showed to all those he endangered by his decision to get behind the wheel while intoxicated) He has been arrested but my Brother-In-Law will have to go through more surgeries

Campaign For Liberty
The good life @ Yahoo! Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBoFVoGA4nk "Americans inherit from our ancestors a glorious tradition of freedom and resistance to oppression. Our country has long been admired by the rest of the world for her great example of liberty and prosperity—a light shining in the darkness of tyranny. But many Americans today are frustrated. The political choices they are offered give them no real choice at all. For all their talk of "change," neither major political party as presently constituted challenges the status quo in any serious way. Neither treats the Constitution with anything but contempt. Neither offers any kind of change in monetary policy. Neither wants to make the reductions in government that our crushing debt burden demands. Neither talks about bringing American troops home not just from Iraq but from around the world. Our country is going bankrupt, and none of these sensible proposals are even on the table. This destructive biparti

What I Want
As the new year approaches, I'm setting my sights on what I want outta the new year. And I want a man who looks and me, and goes, I've waited my whole life for you. Not tryin to be cheesy or anything, but being absolutely truthful. I want to be someone's ideal, not what they look at and go, "you're not my usual type, but we'll give it a try". I want a man who doesn't want to change anything about me, and can accept all of me, the good and the bad. I want someone who appreciates that I have had children, and will never achieve the "perfect" body. I want someone who gets my sense of humor, and can share in my silly little jokes. I'm tired of being someone's second best. I want to be their first choice. And have them be mine as well. I want to be able to look in their eyes and see our futures, and not have to worry. I know that love and life are a risk. I've already had my heart broken and broken a few myself. I need someone who can respect my need for independence, yet at th

I Want To Say Im Sorry
i am sorry for the guys that try to talk to me in the shout box but when you have 5 or 6 talking at once you might as well hang it up i want you all to know i am catching up on rates so be understanding please i have a special needs daughter that i take care of so im might be at the computer and i might not but i will get back with you as soon as i can,if i havnt rated you yet please tell me so i can ty and you all are awsome

Its That Time Again!
Its time again for my schedule to change.. I'm going back to the dreaded night shift for a month, so i wont be around here at my usual time.... I have to work from 7pm -5am Mon. - Thur. (for the month of Jan.) I will try to check in every day in between sleep & life, so leave some love if ya feel like it! I will always answer those who do... I will miss my Fu family and friends and hope you will all still be here when I get back. The only good thing about this is I find out who my true friends are cause they always stick around & keep me goin with their daily hello's, Thanks Doc & the Angel army for being so special!and thanks to the rest of my Family who have become great friends... Love you! "Sunshine"

Ava Who?
Wouldn't you like to put on a perfect face of makeup and get all dressed up for your Mistress? I expect you to be dressed with your hair and face done, and in the kitchen brewing my coffee and fixing my breakfast every morning before I wake. During the day you will be June Cleaver the perfect mother and wife. After dark you will be the slutty cock sucking whore that you are…Deep down inside you wish you could be as hot as your Mistress. You want to look and feel and smell like a woman..not just a woman but a sexy hot irresistible babe who knows how to make a guys cock hard just by looking at him and licking her lips. As your Mistress I demand complete devotion adorations and unconditional dedication. Basically what all that means is you do what, when, and how I say or you get your ass beat. DON’T make Mz. Ava get all ghetto on your ass! Now get over here and worship my feet bitch, get your tongue ready to lick and suck on my feet you dirty bitch. I can see I’m

Oh. You Doubt Me.
So...here we go...My first Fu blog... So, I was recently approached by a fellow on FU who shall remain nameless. It seems he has had a (recent and short) tour of service in this "person's" (LOL) army. I respect that. You folks should know I do.... But....this young man decided to let me in on a secret.... I'm full of shit. Oh yes, indeed....this young man decided to call into question not only my mode of service, but MY SERVICE RECORD OVERALL! Bold, you say? I thought so....but chalked it up to the hubris of youth..... Until he kept on going. I tried to be polite. I communicated with him, telling him the times, and places, and with whom I served. This was not enough. I let him know some of the things I had done, and under which unit I had done so. Quote: "You're a fucking liar." So....I have taken pics of my language certs, as well as one of my awards. I was apparently lying about my linguistic skills, as well as my place of combat tour. I will amend

Full Of Surprises :)
> > > .x.FullOfSurprises.x. For You Very Own! *********************** Come Bid on me in an Auction!!! Like what I am offering?? Then Bid On Me! Click Here To Bid Auction is being Hosted By ☠ Andrea ☠@ fubar You should check her out too while your there! *********************** This isnt to everyone but since apparently some people cant keep their noses outta my life on the computer and offline as well I feel this needs to be said.... 1. I will date who ever i fu*king want got me? 2. Just because there is a pic of a male friend in my albums, that doesn't mean he is all over my FUBAR profile and you need to run and tell the first person you see. The album is called Family/Friends for a reason... 3. Apparently you like me being the center of your world seeing as you talk about me enough... 4. Do i need to look up a phone number for you to seek some help with those issues? Oh wait its subscriptions, i forgot you li

Contest Mz.belle And I Are Holding
> Ok We Are Running Picture Contest This Contest Will Be A Rate Only Contest This Will Run From Midnight On The 30th Dec Till 31st Of Dec Midnight The Prizes As Follows 1,3,5,10,20 Credit Blings 1 Golden Star 1 Month Vip 3 & 7 Day Blasts Plus Bling pack The Most Person With The Most Rates Gets A $20 Bling Pack Also We Are Holding Auction For 4 Auto 11s The Hosts For The Contest Are As Follows MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar ~~~Demented187~~~FU Owned by 'MZ.BELLE for life~~~Force 3 Bomber@ fubar So If You Wish To Enter Please Contact One Of The Hosts

Family Requests
a lot of people keep asking to be added to my family.......looks like no one reads profiles anymore, just looking at pics. well when you want to see my family pics then i have a challenge for you: rate all the pics and profile of my nr 1 family: eric and become familymember of me for a while :-) when you do rate them, leave me a private message, no shouts since i don't read those much

Urban Dictionary
Hella: 1. very, totally 2. lots of. short for "hell of a lot of." "that party was hella sketch." "there was hella weed tho" eargasm: the sensation one gets while hearing a dramatic climax in music (does this count if you're masturbating in the car?) celebutard: a famous stupid person i.e. paris hilton air bags: fake, silicone, saline or otherwise augmented breasts "are those original equipment or did she have airbags installed after market?" scrilla: money primary digits: the phone number a person expects friends and family to use there's this guy always coming onto yahoo begging me for a 'private' salute. he seemed nice enough when i gave him my yahoo id. now, he's just annoying. he'll trade, he says. somehow i dont think it will be a fair trade at all. he really gets on my nerves. i decline everytime. he never gets the hint. today, he asked what i am interviewing for. i said a pillowfluffer. he says, i'll take the job but i'm a hand

Udated Pbr Prca Events Ill Be Riding In
HEY HEY YALL WELL I DINT MAKE THE WHISTLE 5.5 SECONDS 2.5 SECOND S I JSUT MISSED LOL WAS ON T.V SO HOPE FULLY SOME OF YALL WAS ABLE TO WATCH. FOR THOSE WHO KNOW ME KNEW I HAD INJURIES LAST YEAR THAT KEPT ME FROM COMPETEING LIKE I WANTED TOO AFTER BIG TIMBER MONTANA BUT LAST NITE AFTER MY RIDE I FEE LREALLY GOOD AND REJUVINATED TO GET IT DONE THIS YEAR AND GET IN THE FORD BUILT TOUGH SERIES FOR A CHANCE AT THE TITLE. I FEEL GOOD REALLY GOOD AND WAS TALKING TO GOOD FREIND OF MINE BEAU HILL WHO ALSO RODE LAST NITE AND GONA BE HITTING SOME OF THE SAME RODEOS SO GONA TRY TO HOOK UP AS BUDDIES TO HELP SAVE ON EXPENSES . I GOT SOME NEW PICS UP SOME MORE COMING SO JSUT BE PATINECE AS I KNW WELL EVERYONE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM . THANKS AGAIN YA GUYS FOR YA SUPPORT ITS APPRECIATED THANKS TO GINA AND BRIAN U GUYS ARE GREAT FRIENDS LOVE U TO DEATH THANK U FOR THE SUPPORT AND BRIAN WE HAD KICK ASS TIME BRO KEEP ROCKING BRO AND YALL STAY TUNED CUASE IM GONA GIVE IT ALL I GOT THI

Poems
True Friendship What is a true friend? A true friend is defined as follows: A True Friend is there with you when times are bad. A True Friend is there when life is good. A True Friend will stand beside you and fight together till the end. A True Friend is someone who would never leave you when someone calls you names. A True Friend will laugh at your jokes and cry with you when your sad. What does it all mean? A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT TO THE END OF TIME!!! Poem by J. Russell

New Year
OH WELL YET A OTHER YEAR GONE AND NEXT YEAR WILL BE THE SAME TRUTH I LIKE TO FIND SOMEONE TO BE WITH BUT I KNOW I NEVER WILL THIS TIME NEXT YEAR I BE ALONE HAS BEEN ALONE THIS YEAR BUT I HOPE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TURE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT 2009 OK I GOING START DOING SOMETHING ABOUT MY LIFE FOR FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF IS POINT LESS I GOING TO STAR LIVING MY LIFE AND SEE WHAT AROUND THE CORNER IN LIFE BUT SOMETHING TELL ME I AM NOT GOING TO A LONE FOR EVER I TAKE IT SLOW AND SEE HOW IT GO FROM THERE FOR I KNOW LIFE IS TO SHORT AND I HAVE TO STOP THINKING OH POOR ME AND MKE SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE AND I WILL MAKE OME ONE HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR FUBAR LAND OK I AM BACK HAPPY WITH MY LIFE ONCE MORE YES I WAS A MOODY AND FEELING SORRY FOR FOR MYSELF BUT IT WAS POINT LESS FOR I PUSH PEOPLE AWAY AND HURT ALOT OF PEOPLE BUT NO MORE I AM NOT GOING TO BE A SADO NO MORE I KNOW I CAN DO IT FOR LIFE IS SHORT AND WHO KNOWS WHAT IN FOR ME THIS YEAR I MAY FIND SOMEONE THANK YOU

New Year 2009
The other blog was our fubar resolution...these are my real life resolutions::: 1) find a job that I like that I can advance in and keep...(done...start Monday) 2) start working out and taking better care of myself...(taking the kids to the Y every weekend) 3) start spending more time with family and kids...(game night every Thursday and the Y on weekends) 4) cut back on smoking (new job will help with that since you can't smoke near the building) 5) pay off bills, save for next Christmas, repair house and start buying things we want...(new job will make this possible) 6) better relationship with Todd...(this is already happening but I am going to try harder) Those of you who know both Todd and I probably know a lot more about our personal life than you should...We are both guilty of running to our friends and saying things in anger or without thinking that make our life together sound pretty horrible at times...If you knew either of us before we got together or even the first

Inspirational
They played the oddest game in high school football history last month down in Grapevine, Texas. It was Grapevine Faith vs. Gainesville State School and everything about it was upside down. For instance, when Gainesville came out to take the field, the Faith fans made a 40-yard spirit line for them to run through. Did you hear that? The other team's fans? They even made a banner for players to crash through at the end. It said, "Go Tornadoes!" Which is also weird, because Faith is the Lions. "I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANOTHER PARENT TO TELL SOMEBODY TO HIT THEIR KIDS. BUT THEY WANTED US TO!" It was rivers running uphill and cats petting dogs. More than 200 Faith fans sat on the Gainesville side and kept cheering the Gainesville players on—by name. "I never in my life thought I'd hear people cheering for us to hit their kids," recalls Gainesville's QB and middle linebacker, Isaiah. "I wouldn't expect another parent to tell somebody to hit their kids. But they wanted us to!

Holy Hangover Batman
So I went out last night and I went to my favorite little pub down the street. Didn't think it would be that busy but the place was jumpin'! I mean, I had to suck like 16 dicks just to get to the freakin' bar. So, me being me, I of course loaded up on 3 beers at a time each time I made it to the bar. And then came all my pals, including Bartender Bob, buying me shots of the Devil Whiskey. For some reason they love to see the Dumplyn in her utmost mean and shit-tay, not givin' a fuck...hmmm. I had sworn to "take it easy" and by saying that I mean, NO WHISKEY. But what can you do after 3-4 trips to the bar and slamming 3 beers at a time?? And when somebody offers ya a shot, well hell it's impolite not to take it right??? Well, I get to slapping asses and chicks get pissed and of course I get the "What are you gonna do about it bitch?" attitude. I'm lifting skirts, I'm grabbing asses...all with my sweet little Dumplyn smile and my friends of course are just lovin' it and laughing their a

Events
I was reading a friend's blog earlier (love you, girl) about how this guy who will remain anonymous (Dave) sends her such wildly creative messages like "hi" and "sup". here's her blog if you're curious: Perfectly_Inked And of course so many of you send absolutely nothing with your friend requests. So, on to my point...I get this request today: Richie And I'm stunned...lol So what is there left to talk about on the second-date? I mean, if he's serious, I'm sorry for the guy, glad he seems to be doing well...but it's a bit much for a 'Hello' Ok..so I had a few choices this year. None of them really peaked me but neither did sitting at home watching Dick Clark. I had a few friends come over and we hung out for a bit. Then we hit a local club so we could dance and flirt some free drinks. Hey it works, shut up. Around 11 we decided to go to this one party we were invited to. I wasn't all that into it, but there was this really cute guy I had met a few days b

R.i.p.
My kitty of 11 years passed away today. She was the most wonderful kitty. She was not like other cats. She would go on walks with me and always tried to protect me. She really trusted me and I really loved her. She was always patient and tolerated my kds very well. Over the last month or 2 she wasn't acting like herself. She wasn't energetic, stopped sleeping with me, and wasn't eating as much. She became very lethargic. After I noticed that she started losing a lot of weight and her appetite was diminishing more I took her to the vet. The doctor told me he found a large mass in her intestines and couldn't tell me what it was unless he did surgery. This morning in the middle of the surgery he called me and told me that it was a tumor and it was too large to remove without being fatal. If I would have brought her home she had days maybe weeks left anyway. The cancer was just too far progressed. I gave him permission to euthanize her. I really miss her. I know I will never find another k

Something Nice
'*Trisha*- Queen Living My Life {Owner Of Sweet Temptation EVERYONE PLEASE REPORT HER PAGE AS WELL SO IT GETS DELETED THANX was brought to my attn some chic was using my pics but she has me blocked completley from her page go figure and Im tryn to find out what pics etc.. and get her to take them down.. I was told of at least 3 sfar. Me layn down in my chair in my Black n Pink Bikini with a white tshirt layn on me, Me by a Red car,The one of me holdn the kiwi and my purse sayn Shhh, the Hieniken pic where Im faded.. those are the ones Ive been told of so far.. I was just told she is aware ppl are ceckn into her now she is lookn at my stuff. I want this taken care of. She has a friend too using pics of me or of me and some friends claimn to be a friend. Leave her comments on her page under all my pics letn her know we are onto her etc. Thanx luvs. Ur all wonderful.. Trisha Nicole Jones (Douglas) is her real nme http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1982063 sleep one

Thank You All!!!
I WANT TO SEND A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO TWO WONDERFUL GROUPS OF PEOPLE!!! THEY DESERVE SO MUCH LOVE BECAUSE THEY HAVE PROVEN THAT THEY LOVE TO HELP PEOPLE!! BOTH OF THESE GROUPS: THE SHADOW LEVELERS THE TWILIGHT LEVELERS HAVE SHOWN ME SUCH GENEROSITY AND KINDNESS!! SO TO BOTH OF YOU AMAZING LEVELING FAMILIES, I AM HONORED TO SAY THAT I KNOW YOU ALL AND THAT YOU FELT I WAS WORTHY OF SUCH SUPPORT!!! TY ALL SO SO MUCH!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!! CHEERS!! LETS CELEBRATE EVERYONE!!! I HAVE AUTOS AND IM A DISCIPLE!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼ Owned by 7up aka Lil One@ fubar

Skye Rawks My World!
=== 'Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess*Chief of Operations 2nd alarm hotties*Daddy's levelers*Abbys G/F' wrote the following at '2009-01-02 14:28:14'.. This bulletin goes out to my new fu-owner Skye. Skye@ fubar Please stop by and show this hot guy some fu-love. This bulletin brought to you by: IrIsH PaRaDiSe~SKYE'S LITTLE ANGEL~(2nd Alarm Hotties & Southern Sex Symbols member)@ fubar === 'Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess*Chief of Operations 2nd alarm hotties*Daddy's levelers*Abbys G/F' wrote the following at '2009-01-02 14:28:14'..

Im In An Auction!!!!!!
Come bid on your favorite fu!!!! Auction will start on January 2nd @ midnight and will end on January 9th @ midnight Here are the auction entries! THE HOST: VAs Fynest DAWNMARIE FREYA SWEETSEXYMOMMA ANGELSFALLS LIL SPICEY SOUTHERN BELLE STARRY DEVILISH DESIRE JADED ONE THCKNLUVIT

Complaining And Complimenting
This is not a plea for rate this is just getting some stuff off my chest and venting This blog is brought on by something that was said the other night at the auction i was in ... and if you get butt hurt by this then just remove me from your friends list... I've been on fubar almost 2 years, so with that being said here goes: when i first joined fubar it was about finding friends and building those friendship relationships ,you know your fan / rate / add everyone chat rate their stuff they rate you and so on .... well those theories seemed to have been flushed down the toilet... I dont beg or ask for anything from anyone I earn or buy everything I get... even in give aways I dont ask for much help...I cannot tell you how many links are dropped in my shoutbox each day of people who need some rates, comments or they have auto 11's and i try to get to everyone of those links in a single day ..I have comment bombed for people just from them asking ( but not lately bombing

Randomness
So I browsed the upcoming Happy Hours to see how long they will be going tonight only to find something utterly sicking to myself!!! Nothing against the person themselves this isnt an attack on anyone!!! But one person has 17 Happy Hours scheduled in the next 7 days!!!!! Hats off to you because I don't understand how people can afford Happy Hours! I do good to get a VIP sometimes!!!! But blah just a random thought! xoxo Mel You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? Eric 3. Your hair? Curly 4. Your mother? Good 5. Your father? Good 6. Your favorite thing? Eric 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? Dew 9. Your dream/goal? R.N. 10. The room yo

Emo Time
I am almost always a very happy person as most of you know. I rarely have emo days but I am having one today. Actually more a case of the blahs and woe is me kinda day. It must be the post holiday blues or something. Most of my friends are happily married or are involved with someone and here sits me on the sidelines all alone. I find myself really wanting what they have...someone to share my life with. I just want a man that treats me well and truly loves me for me. And therein lies the problem. I am pretty sure I blew my chance with a great guy because I just don't let people in. What really sucks is I am to much of a coward to tell him how I really feel. When someone gets to close I tend to push them away. I have built walls so high that I am not sure any one can break them down. I don't know what to do. Actually, that's not true. I do know what I need to do just not sure I can do it. Once you have built miles of wall around your heart how does one go about disas

Vip
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WHOEVER INVESTS IN A 1MONTH OR 3MONTH VIP FOR ME I WILL............ 1)PAY YOU 1'000'000 FU-BUCKS (FOR 1 MONTH),3'000'000 FU-BUCKS(FOR 3 MONTHS) 2)I WILL DO A PERSONAL SALUTE (TO YOU FROM ME) 3)(WITH YOUR PERMISSION) I WILL RIP ONE OF YOUR PICTURES AND PUT IT IN A FOLDER CALLED "DEDICATING THIS FOLDER TO..." I WILL AS A BONUS WILL GIVE 500'000 FU-BUCKS EVERY MONTH I HAVE THE VIP FIGURE ON A TOTAL OF 1'500'000 FU-BUCKS FOR 1MONTH VIP AND.....4'500'000 FU-BUCKS FOR 3MONTH VIP I WILL WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN IN A NOTEBOOK SO I CAN KEEP TRACK OF THE DATE OF TRANSACTIONS THIS IS TO FIRST COME FIRST SERVE ONCE I GET A VIP THIS BLOG WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS AFTERWARDS SO....... WHO WILL BE THE LUCKY PERSON???? PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS A FAIR, UNFAIR OR OVERLY FAIR THANK YOU FOR READING SHORTY08

Poetry From My Past
I scream I shout I beg I cry, I cling to all my fears. I dare not do so audibly, so silent are my tears. Have I shared too much? or not enough? I wish to know my dear. The moments fly, the days go by, and yet still no relief. The key you hold to free my bonds, to use would be so brief. I ask you now I ask you please just tell me your desire. To leave you be, or bend my knee, and choose you for my Sire? For what you've shown me you could be, I've waited for so long. Through out the years I've hid my tears and silently I've longed. To find myself so willingly submitting as your whore. This one thing, for no man have I ever done before. Was it quest or mere conquest that led you to my path? Should I continue waiting here? or suffer you my wrath? Dear friend so brave so calm and true,In your soul doth beauty lay. Take not light this love I feel for you, Know that I think of you each day. The love you had, the love, you lost, the love that has returned. I know he guards you at

Vacation
Hey Everyone....headed to sunny Florida for some much needed rest & relaxation. Not to mention I need to escape New Jersey for a little bit...hate the cold weather! :) If I'm not on much this week, that is why!!! Leave me love and messages and I will get back to you all upon my return! XOXOXOXOXOX

How Marriage Works
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holl and , Japan, India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lollipop ....but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses....' He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pa

Bid On Me Please!!!
OK here is one drop dead gorgeous lady that is up for auction . So get in there and bid on her and lets show her what she is worth . Guys are already bidding but she is worth so much more !!!! Kerigirl4u is offering 1. Rate pix durrin HH 2. Add to yahoo 3. Added to top friends or top family . ( winners choice ) 4. Fu owner for 2 weeks 5. will make 2 blingees for you Make sure you click on her pick below and show her how bad you want her !!!!!!!!!

Please Hear What I Am Not Saying...
Please Hear What I'm Not Saying Don't be fooled by me. Don't be fooled by the face I wear for I wear a mask, a thousand masks, masks that I'm afraid to take off, and none of them is me. Pretending is an art that's second nature with me, but don't be fooled, for God's sake don't be fooled. I give you the impression that I'm secure, that all is sunny and unruffled with me, within as well as without, that confidence is my name and coolness my game, that the water's calm and I'm in command and that I need no one, but don't believe me. My surface may seem smooth but my surface is my mask, ever-varying and ever-concealing. Beneath lies no complacence. Beneath lies confusion, and fear, and aloneness. But I hide this. I don't want anybody to know it. I panic at the thought of my weakness exposed. That's why I frantically create a mask to hide behind, a nonchalant sophisticated facade, to help me pretend, to shield me from the glance that knows. But such a glance

Storys Etc.
When our...art first came to America people first thought it was a miracle. As the ages passed it soon became thought of as witchcraft the devils magics. During the age of Voodoo is was also considered a form of this. But in this modern age our art is far more complex. Some use our art as a form of income..be it helping the police or giving people a final meeting with those passed on. But these are the false bearers of our gift...it is far more than just simple tricks and bringing people back from the dead. Oh yes Necromancy has many forms this is the story of my gifts...the gifts of one who is truely adept in the ways of death and his dark coils... Jochame Forester sat with his head resting against another random cool bartop. His long thick coat drapped about his shoulders, his form covered in a very pricey very rich looking suit. Not at all suprising for one who gave "legal council" to people...if you could call his cilents people. Half the time he ended up defending something no on

Office Hours~
I've been working for our company for 10 years. I'm not sure how long you have, but when I was transferred into your division it seemed like you were on a first name basis with everyone from the President to the maintenance guys. I was intrigued by your presence...your sense of self that immediately came across when Jim introduced you to me. "Mike," he said. "This is Donna. She's in charge of building operations." You smiled and tilted your head that way that drives men wild and shook my hand. Yours was soft but your grip was firm. Your eyes captured mine and I looked deep and knew I had to have you. But you weren't going to make it easy. Over the next few weeks I settle into my new responsibilities and more importantly always found excuses to walk by your desk and say hi. You always smile and acknowledge my greeting but you wouldn't take my invitations for small talk. I could see you want to but I could tell you were waiting for something. Finally out of frustration I stomp u

What Is It With Guys??
"Let's start with some assumptions: 1) 2.7M members. . . at least half, but probably more than half are male. subtract about 700K repeat profiles (myself included) and let's assume 1M male members. 2) Of the 1M men, 90% are unable to make it past hello with you, because the first words out of their mouths are something akin to this: Baby, you so fine, my cock would look so good inside. . . etc etc etc. 3) Of the 10% remaining. . . 100,000. 90% of those are at least bright enough to know that they have to make at least polite conversation before you give up the goods. But that's their sole motivating purpose. . . so once it's clear you aren't going to budge. . . they're gone. 4) Of the 10% of those remaining. . . 10,000. 90% of those, while bright enough to know that you aren't going to give it up without polite conversation. . . aren't interesting enough to you to give the time of day. 5) So you're looking for about 1,000 guys who can 1) be respectful, 2) mean it, 3) car

***1 Yr Fuversary***
***One whole Year of amazing Memorys that I will Never Forget*** Ty to all my true,real,honest...Friends for making this year a year that i will always hold in my heart! A year that i realized there was such thing as True friends!My fu family is the MOST AMAZING on Fubar! I hope u all know how much you mean to me and i want to thank you all for being there when it was most needed and being there when sometimes it felt like the whole world was walking out! Sure Confidence makes me Sexy But My Friends are what mostly Make me Confident!There Real!Honest!True!Caring!& Loving! They are not 2 faces! They dont backstab! & they are not all about the Points!They are here for friendship and so am I and thats what makes My fu family the most amazing on fubar!*** **Show mad Love to these amazing men & woman!They deserve it and a lot more***( No certain order just grabbed links lol) Chuckiiboo@ fubar chuck@ fubar SPIKE@ fubar Mrs.S.@ fubar Wonder_Woman™ Owned by Raps

Poems
A True Friend by LadyBrandi We met upon the internet, My heart you did not have yet. I sit and wait each day, for the song my heart will soon play. Of laughter, love and tears, You have washed away all my fears. To be my friend and see so deep, I now know why I don't get much sleep. I have waited through all these years, To find something to hold so dear. And now I know I'll never be Blue, For I have found a true friend in you. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love** "You're My Best Friend" I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to

Compliments
And wow.. how sweet was this.. > > > > AND he took the time... (One of the sexiest, yet demented songs i have ever heard... Got another one for me?? SHOW ME!) ♥ xoxoxoxox ♥ "In My Room" 2:45 and the bell went off, Thank God, Many people think im odd But I talk with no one, And I walk alone,and I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and dont say hi, It aint no one there, I dont care I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room Get in bed and just wait for dark cause thats when the real show starts (tap tap) 'tap tap' on the glass go the piece of ass' So young and pretty its too bad she past But she comes to my room and we talk at night,she's demonic and bloody,but she holds me tight In my bedroom,with her im never alone,and I kiss her cold lips until morning comes Then she gone, I can still hear her voice loom. But she only exists in the dark of my room [chorus: x2] Love... (I cant ignore y

In Love
God saw you getting tired, When a cure was not to be.So He wrapped his arms around you, and whispered, "Come to me". You didn't deserve what you went through, So He gave you rest.God's garden must be beautiful, He only takes the bestAnd when I saw you sleeping, So peaceful and free from painI could not wish you back To suffer that again. to love someone is to give them your heart so this day as of today i'm handing you my heart all i ask is to never hurt it as i have been hurt far to many times in my past the greatest thing i can give you is a love that is undying an that will grow every min of every day showing you how i feel an what i want will always come from my heart so please love me as i do you never hide it or keep it from me for i will surely cry an if its not love you are feeling then please always tell me the truth cause i love you to much to hold you from loving the one true love you have or that you could find an my loving you would mean i would let you go just to see you

For All The Diva Hatters Out There
If you're going to be a b!t%h Which, by god, I know you are You should be one to my face Because I know how far you'd go To twist the way the world sees you Really it's pathetic Because you said it, doesn't make it true Sometimes what you need is a friend Not someone you can gossip with or hang out Someone you can actually trust You can talk to them about your problems But trust isn't in your vocabulary Or even in the same dictionary You never really liked me did you? Always left me feeling like the out cast And now you're in total shock Why the poem's coming out so fast But you don't even see why I'm so sick of you I'm sorry, I deserve better Then friends that treat people like you

A Face In The Crowd
34 years of misery and a life time of pain. Very little sunshine so it is that I dance in the rain. Never giving up this life long fight. Raging war on the dawn and battling through the night. My heart the battle field were dreams lie in waste. Praying to a silent god that victory I will one day taste. Drifting through the memories of the chances I could not take. Never finding my knees I stand strong and refuse to break. So it is I remain me,battered and dirty, but still very much so proud. Fading into the background becoming just another face in the crowd.

Scattergories
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of thefollowing questions. They have to be real places, names, things. Nothing madeup! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. 1. What is your name: Chandra 2. A 4 Letter Word: Cant 3. A Boys Name: Cory 4. A Girls Name: Cassandra 5. An Occupation: Co-owner 6. A Color: Candy apple red 7. Something you wear:Chlothes ha ha 8. A Beverage: Cranberry juice 9. A Food: Cotton Candy 10.Something in the bathroom:Curling Iron 11.A place: Canada 12. A reason for being late: Cant get car to start 13. Something you shout:Cu*t

Last Day To Own A Queen
CAN YOU HELP ME I WELL WORTH IT SO PLEASE COME BID ON ME CLICK THE LIL PICK BELOW SEE WHAT ALL YOU GET IF YOU OWN ME COME BID ON ME SEE IF YOU CAN TAME ME IF YOU THINK YOUR UP FOR IT SO COME BUY ME FOR TIME YOU WILL NEVER FORGET (repost of original by 'ÐJ §TØRMFÚR¥~OWNER OF FROZEN~PARIDICE~CO~Owner~Head~DJ ~@BabyDolls' on '2009-01-06 08:13:24') (repost of original by '*Capricorn*Princess*JustASexyMilitaryWoman' on '2009-01-06 14:10:55') (repost of original by '§Mz Ch@os R☼xx♥R/L Wifey 2 TinMan22*Dylons's Diva Mafia*Fu-Own'd by ImSmut§' on '2009-01-06 15:25:41') (repost of original by '*Capricorn*Princess*JustASexyMilitaryWoman' on '2009-01-07 16:00:29') (repost of original by 'meechie28' on '2009-01-07 17:04:36')

Always
As I walked out this morning into the fresh morning sea mist I realized this is a new day for CHOICES and it's time I make a few in my own life and try to get my life on some level of normal whatever the fuck that is, games are over ya love me or ya don't your CHOICE!!!!! SalivaAlways Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Motavate Me.... :d
i need your help with some motivation. I am trying to lose between 75 ++ pounds b4 Summer. Right know I am a 34 year old 5'6 260 pounds and I want to be able to have children and live to see them grow. So what i am asking for is your motivation to keep me going and plus i am helping out some good friends with it too and with your help to keep me going i can do the same thing. I am going to post pics and updates on how it is going so that way all my friends and family can see and give me the motivation that I need to keep going. I want to thank you all for your help. Okay yall this really hard for me to share the real life pix of me now…I know quality is bad but you get an idea of me and what I see everyday…. And never share… the weight loss blog group:Hihoney24,Teddybear77, and Simply friends doing the weight blog with me. Please show them the same support as you guys been showing me thanks!

Omega Family Bombers
get a screen shot of me scrolling bye and pvt msg me wit it and ill give ya 1k fu bux since i just luv my omega family and that lil cupcake bling i will be awarding a cupcake to whoever leaves the 500th, 2000th, 5000th, 10000th 17000th and 19999th comment on my current running contest, plz PM me if u r the one to leave the specified number comment!, so there is 6 chances to win a yummy looking cupcake :D OMEGA BOMBERS RAWK!!!

Woman In Love
Life is a moment in space When the dream is gone Its a lonelier place I kiss the morning goodbye But down inside you know We never know why The road is narrow and long When eyes meet eyes And the feeling is strong I turn away from the wall I stumble and fall But I give you it all... I am a woman in love And I do anything To get you into my world And hold you within Its a right I defend Over and over again What do I do? With you eternally mine In love there is No measure of time We planned it all at the start That you and i Would live in each others hearts We may be oceans away You feel my love I hear what you say No truth is ever a lie I stumble and fall But I give you it all I am a woman in love And Im talking to you Do you know how it feels? What a woman can do Its a right That I defend over and over again......

Fubar Help Blogs - Year Of The Dragon
Below is a list of some FuBar Support Blogs I have available. I have included clickable links, so they are easy to find. If you wish, you may link to any blog. Also, please repost so others can read this. (If you're short the 10 fubucks..i'll be happy to transfer it. :P) Clearing Cookies and Cache http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737 FU Marriage http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/947796 Clickable Pics http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/797493 How to Make Basic Skins http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/695744 Simple HTML For Your Bulletins and Blogs http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/576293 Downloading Fonts To Your Computer http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/701349 SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/567394 Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/482649 Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/538359 There are many more site

Whispers From My Heart
i want to know what is wrong with me... why do men cheat on me? i am totally open sexually (as long as i'm not forced into it) i'm a clean girl. i keep my stuff in order. i cook, i clean, i work and pay bills, i bake... i even do windows... but for some reason... no matter what i do... i get cheated on... i would go lesbian, but i think women are worse... they know what men do that pisses women off, and yet they do it anyway... i only want him to take his part of responsibility in the relationship and be with ME... not push me into messing around or anything like that... just me... if i get a wild hair and want to play... then yeah i'll share... i'll share more if i'm comfortable in my relationship, and don't feel like i'll lose him if i do... seriously... wtf?? the blog about me being cheated on is just the way i feel and have been treated in relationships for the last 5-7 years. . . and asking me to show you my boobs isn't going to help me feel any better. . . before all the cheat

Jokes 2
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write." One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replie

Lighting Your Way!!
If I was one thing, I'd be a candle Lighting the way so you can handle Your life easier without woes Not having to fight with your foes. I'd help keep you from stumbling over Things blocking your path to an open door. If I light your path, life is easier, Even strong winds, my light will not deter. No matter what, I'm here for you To cheer you up when you are blue. Do not fret when times get tough, If things look down or kind of rough. Just remember, I'm always here, In your heart, close and near. I will help you out in every way, Happiness and love in your heart will stay. Don't blow me out, that's one request Unless it's me you do detest. I do not try to hurt anyone That isn't good or any fun. But one day you may leave me behind You may no longer need my light to shine. If that day comes, go on your way And I will hope to see you again one day. If one day, I don't appear, Do not worry, do not fear I may be gone, but in your heart The light I gave you did no

For My Brother Rick!!
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.

Nsfw Pics And The Women That Have Them
I have been on fubar for a few months now and all I continue to see are women with NSFW pics asking that men spend actual cash on them to see thier pics. Since when did fubar become an escort service? I am so tired of the so called "hotties" on here asking or begging for cash to be spent on them just so you might get to see them naked. I for one WILL NOT spend real cash on any woman on this site. I believe that if you put naked pics up then you should figure that men will want to see them and should at least make it to where they can get a view if they want. I am not saying that everyone should be able to view them but damn, at least be realistic when it comes to the price you ask for. You should have a figure in fubucks to see if guys don't want to spend real cash considering the economy of the country right now. I know I will catch flack over this blog but I don't give a damn, its my opinion and I am entitled to it. If you are on my friends list and this offends you then GTFO my list

I'll Bet You Never Knew The Words!!!
Catherine Britt, Big Rock Candy Mountains Tabs/Chords Looking for Catherine Britt Lyrics? Browse alphabet (above). Artist: Britt Catherine Song: Big Rock Candy Mountains Catherine Britt Sheet Music Catherine Britt CDs CAPO I A One evening as the sun went down, E A and the jungle fires were burning, Down the track came a ho-bo hiking. E A He said "Boys I'm not turning. D A I'm head-ed for a land that's D A D A E far away beside the crystal fountains. A So come with me we’ll go and see E A the Big Rock Candy Mountains. A In the Big Rock Candy Mountains there’s a D A D land that’s fair and bright, where the hand- A E Outs grow on bushes and you sleep out every night. A Where the box-cars all are em

Morons
Morons, what else can I say.. My ex is a dipshit that can't get a life.. comes on here and buys my so called friends.. then when I shout them to explain things to them, the don't reply.. HMMM makes me wonder what kind of lies the abusive asshole is spreading about me.. I already have a few that no longer talk to me since I kicked his ass out for hitting me and other shit.. People don't wanna believe me when I say what really happened.. Thats on them.. But when it happens to them, I hope they do not expect my sympathy.. They for damn sure will not get it.. I hate liars and fakes.. And now I am coming to see who is really and truly my friends on here.. everyone else, can go fuck off and remove themselves from my list id they don't like what I have to say.. and if they wanna associate with him.. so be it, but I will go through my friends at some point and if ur friends with him, YOU WILL BE GONE... I am not playing games.. He has already told enough lies about me that I am done with it..

Whats Next
1 king 2 king 3 king ????? come on bet you smiled I didnt write this but it is GOOD GOOD GOOD!!!! One of the main factors, for me in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of Master's control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive. The more often a slave is reminded of her submission, the deeper it becomes....and the more fulfilling. So here are some ideas You might want to try... And no matter what rules You decide to make Your own, please....be consistent. If You are unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules You make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make a slave feel less loved than to have a Master/Mistress who ignores her transgressions and does not exert Their Dominance. 1. Have her wear slave bells. The constant soft jingling of the bells is soothing and a certain reminder of her submission. 2. When she has broken a rule, talk to her as You

If Only We Understand
If We Only Understood Could we but draw back the curtain, That surrounds each others lives, See the naked heart and spirit; Know what spur the action gives; Often we would find it better, Purer then we think we would. We would love each other better, If we only understood. By Choice We Became Friends It is by chance we met, by choice we became friends... Friendship is a strange thing....we find ourselves telling each other the deepest details of our lives...things we don't even share with our families who raised us...But what is a friend? A confidant? A lover? A fellow email junkie? A shoulder to cry on? an ear to listen? a heart to feel?... A friend is all these things...and more. No matter where we met, .... I call you friend. A word so small...yet so large in feeling...a word filled with emotion. It is true great things come in small packages. Once the package of friendship has been opened, it can never be closed... it is a constant book always written...waitin

Just A Giggle
I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies. Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV 'Service' Civil 'Service' State, City, County & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us. Now you are as enlightened as I am. The election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up. For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her great state of Alaska, the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden. She has set up a moos

Bday Pimpout!
Go check this girl out! She totally rocks! She's been one of my best friends since highschool and has a heart of gold. Let's show her how the Fu's celebrate! Missmiss♥R/L wifey to dj mitari☺mad scientist for LAB Bombers@ fubar Missmiss♥R/L wifey to dj mitari☺mad scientist for LAB Bombers@ fubar Brought to you by: lauria♥Head Mad Scientist for LAB Bombers♥R/L GF to Vinny☺ Missmiss's slav@ fubar

Just Thought I Would Share :)
Some want to lead, others want to hide Although it may seem simple, lifting where we stand is a principle of power. They stand close together and lift one where they stand is a divine command to succor the weak and lift up the hands which hangs down and strengthen the feeble knees. Relating to feelings and expression of words, are about the power to lift our lives. You are seeking; We find a world today looking for answers to questions, What do we seek? in so many different things. When we seek within ourselves we can find the light and the life of the world. We also need quiet time and prayerful pondering as we seek to develop information into knowledge and mature knowledge into wisdom. Our priorities determine what we seek in life. Random thought.......*sigh* Some of ya probably have already watched these videos. Ok I'm bored *sighs* "As I lay here and drift away, I think of Star, glowing brown eyes aside I let my dreams fill up my day, I wish that

New Members
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Might As Well
so far... the past month was good then bad then sucked ass now it just fucking sucks ass, you know why? cause i can't make anyone fucking happy i can't so i don';t want to be thrown into the fucking middle again between people..i lost a great friend of 6 yrs now cause of my choices and now I'll make the one choice i have that i should a done to begin with, i won't choose any one no one but me myself and i, i can't be here all the time and do a damn job i can't pick sides and see people get butt hurt i basically am quitting working for anyone right now I'm sorry if you get pissed off you want to yell and scream at me go for it i don't give a shit at the moment those who are truly my friends it won't matter I'm not picking anyone's side but my own and if you can't accept that i can't handle it right now then yo know where the block and delete button are, so as of now i am now saying YOU all are less important then my children always will be and know what? that is where i will be I'll s

Info
not writen by me but i agree WHITE GUILT IS DEAD Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I’m virtually euphoric. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not thrilled with America ’s flirtation with neo socialism. But there’s a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is over. This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn’t give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, wh

Lovemaking Tips
LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS: 1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. 6. Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice. (This was printed in large type so you can read it.).

War Within My Mind
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can't eat mash mellows, gummy bears, soggy corn flakes, jello and the like, I have a bad gag relex ever since I was a kid :/ 2. I had a dream that went on for 2 weeks.. 3. I help delivered a stranger's baby @ 2 am 3 years ago :) .. 4. I have not eaten bread in over 5 years.. 5. I have not gained any weight ever since I was 19 so I wear the same size undies :) 6. I have a rare blood type, so I can't give blood or get.. 7. I still have a T-shirt I have owned since I was 8 years old, I still have it and don't know why.. 8. I hate TV, I watch tv prob 25 times for the

Cancer. Ties In With My What Thanksgiving Means To Me Blog
in my blog what thanksgiving means to me i told u about my mother and her cancer.. well her sister was told today that she has ovarian cancer.. this means.that all 5 siblings have had cancer 2 r fighting it now and 3 have passed away from it.. man cancer is an evil evil thing.. it has destroyed our family... so i am thankful for everyday i have.everyday i get to wake up.. everyday i get to love, laugh. cry. i am thankful that i get to feel all feelings.. cause that means i am alive...

Spot Light
Dani~DJ Lush is going for spotlight!! She is offering some cool stuff for a few measly fubux..... For any amount she will rate up to 300 pics :) For 100k or more she will make you a kickass salute!! For 500k or more she will let you be a guest DJ during her show in Dirty Deeds Radio *your choice of songs for an hour*!!!!!! Not interested in that? How about this?? Silentlizard is offering some awesome stuff too for donations: Graphic *tag or animation* of your choice for only 5k *see folders for examples* Salute and 3 free graphics for 100k or more!! Still not interested?? Try this on for size.... Souljagirl is offering stuff as well *wink* For 100k or more she will make you a personalized salute and rate 200 pics :) All fubux should be sent to: ~?Ðani?~?DJ LUSH?~CO-OWNER @ DiRtY DeEdS RaDiO~Fu-OwNeD by LITTLE PHUCKER~ Don't forget to R/F/A her as well!! Lets get this sexy Biotch spotlight!!!

Blah Blah Blah
Well, I've come to the conclusion.... I wanna lvl and you have to pay ppl for rates... HOW SAD IS THAT?!? lol Rate all my pics (there's not much) and I'll send you a bling... till I run out. 100-11's... gets you a 5 credit bling. And all 10's gets you drunk and a 1 credit bling. =] Not enough? Well then... I'm outta ideas lol hit me up in PM when your done rating. ;) xoxoxo ♥ SG ♥

I Need Hot Girls!!
I have a frend on this site who is looking for sexy beautiful women for her site.. she can be reach at the following addy.... her screen name is:¢¾~¢¾~BRIANS real sweet woman!!! ¢¾~¢¾~BRIANS...: I NEED HOT HOT CHICKS FOR MY BAD BITCHES CLUB LOL THE ONES THAT ARE INTRESTED NOT TOO HOT LOL BUT I ADDED THEM ANYWAY

Things I Come Across I Like
Angel lyrics I just want to tell you all the things you are And all the things you mean to me You've been with me forever Through the changes in my life Through all the tears and laughter When I find myself believing there's no place to go When I feel the loneliness inside my heart You're the answer to my prayers And you're with me everywhere You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need tonight Give me shelter from the rain You breathe life in me again You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need to know, tonight Life is just a moment We're blowing in the wind We're trying to find a friend And only time can tell us If win or if we lose And who will stand beside us When there's darkness all around me You're the light I see When I need someone to ease my troubled mind You're the answer to my prayers And you're with me everywhere You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need tonight Give me shelter from the rain You breathe life in me again You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need to

Random Thoughts Of A Scattered Mind !
a perfect place Once I knew of this place where magic lived and love flowed forth like waters rushing down a mountain side . Where flowers bloomed and birds sang their tunes on lifted wing . Where did this place go and did it really exist ? Was it only in my mind ? Made up from some need I had when I was all alone needing the love it showed ? Where are you mystical one? Where are you now that the times have turned dark and I am in need of you more than ever ? My heart beats out it's rhythm like explosions coming forth from the collision of stars . It's breaking don't you hear it ? The sound isnt always audible but if you listen with your heart instead of your ears you'll hear it's shrieks of pain as it comes undone . Darkness all around now and now that I need your light it can't be found .I scream into the darkness your name the only shield I have and the beasties they still march on . Bringing their pain and dread like a banner held on high . Only you can save me from this now .

I Need To Laugh On This One
I REALLY HAVE TO LAUGH AT SOME WOMEN AND HOW THEY ACT , AS FAR AS MY MAN GOES , I REALLY DON'T GIVE TO SHITS WHAT YOUR BUYING HIM , AS FAR AS BLINGS , GIFTS OK AND PUTTING ON HIS PAGE. I KNOW WHERE HIS HEART IS AND HAS BEEN FOR SOME TIME . WE ARE BOTH SICK OF THE DRAMA , THE WHINING , AND IMMATURITY ALSO. AND FYI WE DO TALK ALL THE TIME HERE . SO , I WOULD LIKE TO SAY . I'M THE HAPPIEST LADY TO HAVE HIM IN MY LIFE , HE MAKES ME SMILE , HE HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH THAT MY HEART , SOUL , AND BODY WE ARE COMPLETE . IT'S BEEN ROCKY LIKE ANY RELATIONSHIP IS , BUT THE LOVE WE HAVE WILL NEVER BE BROKEN OR TOREN APART . ALMOST 2 YRS , SOME REALLY NEEDS GET A LIFE. I MIGHT BE HERE ALOT AT TIMES BECAUSE I COMMENT , HELP FRIENDS LEVEL , AND MAKE THINGS . SO , JUST WANTED TO SAY WHAT I BEEN WANTING TO SAY FOR SOMETIME NOW . AND THIS WAS THE TIME TO LET IT LOSE . HUGS N LOVE KAGES LADY ONE AND ONLY LADY . CHERIE'MARIE

Julies Stuff
So last night. I found out that this girl who is friends with my boyfriend and keeps comin to page was actually his fuck buddy and then i get the following email from this girl..... Hello babe i know u dont know me and i dont know u but u seam like a nice girl an i want u 2 know that jared is blowin smoke sorry babe but he calls me on my cell like 2 or 3 times a week and tells me he loves me and wants me 2 come to texas to b with with him so he can sweap me off my feat. I already went through this with another girl and im not gonna do it again so i just wanna warn u and hope u will think about what i said. I have no reason 2 lie babe i have 2 kids of my own and dont need anymore drama fr him if u want 2 know anything else hit me up on yahoo XXXXXXX and im sorry babe i just dont wanna c another girl fall 4 his shit again but its ur choice. B happy what ever u decide. BTW when u tell him i mesged u he will say im just causin shit and im not bc he said the same thing 2 me when some

Murderers
You Scored as Jigsaw You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture. Jigsaw 100% Michael Myers 95% Leatherface 80% Pinhead 80% Hannibal Lecter 75% Captain Spaulding 70%

Auction
HEY EVERYONE I'M BACK AND I'M UP FOR AUCTION!!!! SO PLEASE COME AND GET YOUR BIDS IN ON ME! CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO BE TAKEN TO THE AUCTION AND GET YOUR BIDS IN! AND PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOU SHOW MY HOST AND GREAT FRIEND UNBREAKABLE LOTS OF LOVE!AUCTION HOSTED BY:Unbreakable † Promoter @ Fallen Angels Always owned by T & Fu wife to Sweetpeabayba@ fubarPIMPOUT OF ME BY ME:♡♡D¡ℜℜ†¥ ♡ ωH¡†∃ ♡ G¡®⌋♡♡™@ fubar

Miles Apart
I wish I could wipe your falling tears away, as you bravely smile through your pain... You see me suffer, then you break down and cry miles apart... In your dreams I softly kiss you, no one can see the pain, that we both feel inside miles apart... You whisper I love you and I whisper to the skies, I love you too When will this pain ever go away even though we are miles apart... To be by your side is a dream I can't deny But I will wish for it to come true. I miss you so badly my heart is breaking as we cry miles apart...

Life
-life is a twirl and twine -so when your relaxing drinking your glass of wine, -realize that to succeed you must use peace of mind -there will be ups and downs but through it all you must not nag nor whine -there will be times of darkness and times of light -you must not be vulnerable to the grim of night -to get to the top there shall always be some kind of struggle to fight -but just stick to your goal and your results shall be bright -but you cant complain -because in the end you'll have lost nothing, only opportunity to gain -yes it might have cost sweat and pain -but now you are the one that shall ordain -so now its off to find your date -someone who could be your future mate -the perfect someone you could only find by fate -this is life, so find a goal and succeed before its too late

Gothic Erotica With A Twist~
The rain had just stopped falling outside the tent as he tightened her bonds and blindfold. With her wrists tied above her head to the ceiling ridge pole and her ankles spread and tied to stakes driven into the ground, she could barely move. That thrice damned charm of weakening keeps her as weak as any human. This vampire hunter has her at his mercy as the bite gag in her mouth keeps her from sinking her fangs into his throat and the blindfold from her taking control of his mind. Why doesn’t he stake her and be done with it. Or, if he couldn’t stomach "riding the wood" into a woman, all he would have to do is open the tent to the morning’s sky and she would be dust. Why delay? She hears the blade being drawn, the sharp "sheeng" as it tastes the air. "So it’s to be decapitation," she thinks, and is wrong. The blade doesn’t cut her flesh, but rather, it lightly caresses it as it probes under the light shift she wears. And then a straight cut, a ripping of fabric and she stands nude,

Sbgs ~ Your Cure To The Monday Blues
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Let Me Tell You About This Guy I Know...
Psst...Hey Ladies... I'm Gonna Let You In On A Little Secret Meet cutterbum... If he isn't already your friend you are missing out on something big. I just met him but I can already tell he has a heart of gold. Not only is he easy on the eyes but he is also funny and really easy to talk to. Ladies, he is one of those guys that people refer to as one of the "good ones". Stop by and say hello to him. Get to know him. And of course R/F/A him. (BTW...He is an avid Cubs fan) He is running Auto 11s today so it's a perfect time to show him lotsa love. Tell him ღAMANDAღ sent you...please. Now knowing all of this I only have one question for you... Why aren't you there yet?? Click the pic and love up on him... cutterbum@ fubar This Good Guy Pimpout Brought To You By: ღAMANDAღ@ fubar

Suspend Nasa
Suspend NASA, stop burning holes through our atmosphere. We're not going anywhere! If we were, we'd be on the moon by now. NASA operating budget can be expended to repair and hopefully recover from this carbon footprint we're leaving our children. Replant trees in devastated areas, clean the garbage from the oceans. Stand back, look at all we've done to this planet. We're all more than Americans, Russians and Chinese, we're all Earthlings too. Stop the parasitic ways we treat our Mother Earth!

D.c.'s Koolaid
Tuesday, November 13, 2007 Hey man, you know when you get to meet a new person you get all excited casue you think they might be cool...Yet when they come over they always need your help like with the front end of there quad or there transmision rebuilt on the crotch rocket or something else...and then they say thanks man when you need some help just call me and let me know and I will help you out...But when you try to call there like man I got a lot a shit to do this weekend so you decide to put of your shit for a week and go out to the bar and there our new friend is with some skank with herpis oozin of her lip with her hands down his pants...My favorite is when the fuckin land beast runs up to you and says hey you must be D.C. I heard a lot about you ...I am sure you did but I am still not stickin my dick in your mouth you desease infested skank...isn't life just sweel and full of shallow idiots saying that there friends and listen here is the best part, when the

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The Steeler Our Father
Our Father, Who Art in Pittsburgh , Football Be Thy Game. The Kingdom Come, 5 Super Bowls Won, On Earth as it is in Heinz Field. Give us this Day a playoff Victory, And forgive us our penalties, As we defeat those who play against us. But lead us into a victory, And deliver us to Tampa ! A-Ben Go STEELERS

Frustrated Big Tme!
You know, it's really pathetic, here the United States is in a recession, and hundreds if not thousands of people are laid off or fired from there damn job and my damn caregiver can't come here for four hours and do the dishes and what not and even more pathetic, she lives in the same mobile home park as I do along with my girlfriend Kate, give me a damn break here, it's like what I have said before and it's obvious, if you want to get paid for the job that you are assigned to do than show up and do it and you'll get paid, if you want to be a bunch of lazy asses and not want to do your job, than I guess you don't want to get paid, it's that simple. Yet you wonder why some people that are physically impaired or totally disabled don't have the quality care that they need in order to survive. It's pathetic! Make me wonder why I even have the services if the person isn't going to do their damn job! Another thing that amazes me is some people seem to think that I am over the hill as far as

Bad
One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy. About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow. "What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified. "Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on."

My Poems
The face of disappointment reflects back from a blank screen, Faded memories of a love that I had once before seen, Foolish yes, foolish no, never really sure where this person wants to go. I've given my best, I've given my all, and yet in return my heart's left to Fall. A whim and on grace, it's torn from this place that I've hidden before. I can't touch it, can't see it, but please still believe it? What trusts must I be burdened to hold, while my heart grows so cold? No hint of desire, no thoughts to conspire my reverence is forced to behold. Not captive, not free, what place would this be? Not heaven, not earth, not joy and not mirth, Sheer terror, and dread whirl 'round in my head. No warm comforting kisses, no "I love you", no "I miss's" Just bleed me, and lead me around on this string, No consequences, no regrets, no thoughts of effects, Nothing, but fading into shadowy absences. What life is this? What place is this? What feeling is THIS that you share?

Lyrics
Someone told me long ago There's a calm before the storm, I know; It's been comin' for some time. When it's over, so they say, It'll rain a sunny day, I know; Shinin' down like water. CHORUS: I want to know, Have you ever seen the rain? I want to know, Have you ever seen the rain Comin' down on a sunny day? Yesterday, and days before, Sun is cold and rain is hard, I know; Been that way for all my time. 'Til forever, on it goes Through the circle, fast and slow, I know; It can't stop, I wonder. Sugar Mountain by Neil Young Chorus: Oh to live on, Sugar Mountain With the barkers and the coloured baloons. You can't be twenty, on Sugar Mountain 'tho you thinkin' that you're leavin' there too soon you're leavin' there too soon… Verse: F ~~~~~~~ Bb ~~~~~~~~~~ F~~~~~~~ It's so noisy at the fair, but all your friends are there F ~~~~~~~ Bb ~~~~~~~~~~ F~~~~~~~ And the candy floss you had, and your mother and your dad Chorus:

Things For My Mood
I feel so alone even in a room full of people I feel as if I am screaming for help But nobody can hear me Can you hear the tears Do you even see me cry Holding onto memories of yesterday Reaching out for you Calling your name And still you don't come I wonder can you hear me in Heaven It feels as if my heart is splintered With shards of glass so tiny that I'll never find all the parts to heal I remember when I was 7 and told you how much I hated you I remember seeing you cry I remember you packing everything I remember all the fights you had with mom I remember you taking my brothers And whileI cried and begged to go with you You just put 40 bucks on the table And walked away from me I remember having to wait tables at a truck stop so Mom could make ends meet I wanted to hate you for all the times you weren't around But now that you are no longer here All I want is to hear your voice All I want is to see you walk through the door one more time God what I'd

Buy Me =)
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My Road 2 Prophet
HELLO TO ALL...WANTED TO THANK ALL WHO HELP ME...LEVELED AND SHOW ME LUV ON MY WAY TO PROPHET...I MESSED UP AND BACK OUT ALL MY INFO I HAD ON HERE...AND IM TOO LAZY TO REDO IT ALL...BUT I WILL DO ANOTHER ONE THNAKIN EVERYBODY...IM STILL RETURNING LOVE SO BE PATIENT...AND LOOK FOR MY BIG TY BLOG SOON.....AND THANKS AGAIN FOR MAKIN THIS STALKER HAPPY AND MUCH LOVED...AND MUCH LOVE TO ALL....I BE STALKIN YALL..HE HE LATA

I Try
Matt has beaten The Undertaker two straight times. Matt Hardy was the Fear Factor Champion. Matt has wrestled in 44 states. Matt was the MVP of the '99 No Mercy Ladder Match. Matt was the longest-lasting Smackdown! superstar in the 2003 Royal Rumble. Matt is the star of the Hardy Boyz book, Exist 2 Inspire. Matt has a valuable Spider-Man comic book collection. Matt is appearing in his fourth Wrestlemania. (during Wrestlemania XIX) Matt loves Mongolian Barbecue. Matt has never locked his keys in his car. Matt thinks sweet potatoes are delicious. Matt usually exceeds the speed limit. Matt is annoyed by snow and ice. Matt defeated Kidman and Rey Mysterio on consecutive pay-per-views. Matt's favorite sushi is freshwater eel Matt loves corduroy clothing. Matt digs tortilla soup. Matt thinks he is a sexy beast. Matt thinks that text messaging is very efficient. Matt is a huge fan of Arizona. Matt always pays cash

Let The Bidding Begin!!!
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So Heres The Deal
I get it about once a day. "Why don't you have a girlfriend?" Well, I did at one time. And another. A few over the years. Here is how it started. A little over 5 years ago I found the most amazing woman. I was with her for quite a while, but then I had to leave for the marine corps and be gone forever. Well we made the mutual decision to split up with hopes that we could meet back up when I got home. Well she got big into the wrong things and stuff went sour. So needless to say we never crossed paths again. After her there was my next relationship. I rode a bus 36 hours home and hopped a ride with my buddy for another hour to get to see her for her bday at college. I got there and brought her favorite flowers which she basically shunned. Then we went to some random party where she ignored the hell out of me. to quote her "its easier to ignore you since you're never around then to ignore them since I see them every day" which makes no sense to me because you would thing that i

Jokes
WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead. What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?" A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!" Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Braz

Birthday - Ty Kgurl
February 4th Show This Birthday Boy Some Love! We All Know Him, We All Love Him and He's Done So Much For Each and Every One Of Us In Some Way Along Our Journey's...Whether It Be To Level Or To Just Be A Friend Chiina_Whiite Please Sign (comment) This Birthday Card (bulletin) Showing Your Love And Support For This Wonderful Man :) Go By and Show His Page Some Birthday Love, He Deserves It!

Whats Going On
When I went into work I had to sit down with a coporate investgator for the place where I work if any of you must know I work for a place called super pawn here in Vegas and since a phone was stolen from my work* but anyhow onto the story when I got back from my vacation that same day a employee brought me a phone that he had priced a sidekick nothing out of the blue like a rolex or anything telling me I should buy it anyway I try my sim card it dont work so I place the phone on the counter and after a litte bit I take the charger to a fellow employee in the safe so they can charge their phone as I do the closing stuff with them so after that I no longer saw the phone and would even take a lie dector test proving I have nothing to do with it being stolen so do I find a lawyer and or do I even have a case so any help would be greatly help me as of now I am on supension pending investgation

My Fine Was $460
Great place, good times and awesome weather need to go back to work to rest. Will post more later and pictures This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post it in your notes. Change the header to "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on Facebook -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Eve

A Reflection Of Myself ...
They Went Home They went home and told their wives, that never once in all their lives, had they known a girl like me, But... They went home. They said my house was licking clean, no word I spoke was ever mean, I had an air of mystery, But... They went home. My praises were on all men's lips, they liked my smile, my wit, my hips, they'd spend one night, or two or three. But... Maya Angelou --- if you've ever loved you will find this poem to be pretty accurate Touched by an Angel We, unaccustomed to courage exiles from delight live coiled in shells of loneliness until love leaves its high holy temple and comes into our sight to liberate us into life. Love arrives and in its train come ecstasies old memories of pleasure ancient histories of pain. Yet if we are bold, love strikes away the chains of fear from our souls. We are weaned from our timidity In the flush of love's light we dare be brave And suddenly we see that love costs

Fubar Stuff
There is a hacker running lose on fubar ( I know that I am not the first to post a bully just like this one, Carebear posted one this weekend one this same subject), takin control of unsuspecting peoples' accounts, only to use them to send out a virus link disguised as a YOuTUBE link. Do *NOT* click on the link sent to you... you can verify that these are false links, by right clicking on the links and getting the true links that they are hoping that they catch you off guard and get you to click on their false links and wipe you out!! I am posting these screenshots of the following four emails that I have received since Monday, 2/02/09 and the 2nd & 3rd screenshots back up the fact that the users' accounts' were hacked. Please notice trupimps' status in the pic below: (hacker sent you that message! sry) What I am doing when this happens to me, is contacting the user that sends it to me immediately and letting them know that they have most likely been ha

*~*poetry*~*
Darkness falls where light once stood, perhaps not knowing all I should. Misted clouds blind once clear realms, awaken... Is it just a dream? Broken, scarred yet unmoved, words can't reach deafened ears. Speak unto anothers fears. Numb, untouched, unscathed by you... I rise toward my life anew. Whole but changed, I never heard you speak. Scarred but undamaged, I see it's you who is weak. Changed but remaining, truths from the untrue. I will not surcome to you. emotions run wild yet seemingly still walk yet run to a stand still always torn yet seemingly whole mirrored but shattered the same i see beneath the scars to the flesh that has been torn i feel your unspoken pain you walk in the light but darkness has it's enternal reign...

My New Owner
I was going to delete this blog but I decided instead to leave it here so that all of you can see what a Grade A JACKASS looks like. Ladies...watch this one. He is after one thing and one thing only. And of course when he sees he isn't gonna get it he goes all postal. MEET MY NEW OWNER He is my owner for the next month so please stop by FAN/RATE/ADD and show him lots of love. 42nlovinit Brought to you with much respect by AMANDA

It Seems
It seems that things that were said to me by someone I trust very dearly were not meant. Then when I get upset I am told I am the one who is wrong. So if being blindsided and lied to and calling someone on it is wrong in their eyes, and then being called a bitch for saying something then I guess I am a bitch...

Poems
I awake in the morning Sun dancing on my face And my first thought is you I look over to the other side of the bed Wishing you were there Do you think of me like I think of you I feel as though we belong together But are so far apart Why can't anything work for us I know one day in life We will come together And I hope it won't be too late But I fear it may be My heart carries you every morning and night As well as my soul....

Life
I know why men have dicks, it is because they are dicks. Why can't a good loving woman find a true sweet man who wants me for more than just my body? When I have a man he is always sexually satisfied but I am sick of men lying and saying they want more then just using me and disappearing. Jerks, wish I could become a lesbian but I am turned on by men damn the luck. Maybe I will become celibate again. I am getting so sick of lying men. Why do they say they are into me and then after they get sex just up and leave and not call like they say they will? This makes me wonder if I should just give up on it all and stay a single woman the rest of my life. I really wish I could find one man to date and give my all tender loving to, just one man whom I could treat as a king.

Say What?
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Troop Support
So hard to come up with $1,000 in less than a week! So I spoke with the exec. director of the charity and he was grateful for my support of our troops so he's making a deal with me and he's also allowing me to make a down payment, as there were only 14 tickets left when we talked so I need to secure one now. I'm trying to get my back healed so I can work before the event to raise the money for flight and hotel...oh and maybe food! If you want to donate you can go here Charm Your Karma and click on the About link in the top right corner. Let me stress that donating is not directly contributed to the event, but to me to get to the event. For those who don't know, my trip to the Playboy Mansion is for a good cause...I know, I know...open bar, gourmet buffet,, live dj and beautiful half naked women BUT they have parties there all the time, this one is special because it's supporting wounded soldiers. My plan is to network with the wealthy philanthropists in attendance in order to secur

My Prayer
Lord Jesus Thank you for letting me live to see another day. Thank you for the blessings that you have giving me and about to give me in the future. Thank you for being by my side though all these years. Without you, I would've been a whole lot worst. Please forgive me for any sin that I've committed or anything I've done wrong. Please forgive me if I've ever been negative in any kind of way. Please cleanse me with your blood and make me a new creature. Please forgive me if I haven't been listening to you or your word. I'm not perfect or never will be perfect. Please make me a better person, dear Lord Just get rid of the old me, because right now, I need your help and guidance. I know that I'm not right and did stuff that I shouldn't have done and said things that I shouldn't have said, dear Lord, and I want my relationship with you to be a lot strong and better. I wanna get right with you, Lord. I know I've payed attention to the wrong people and i

Tell Me Everything!!!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 47 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! 1. What is your full name? 2. When is your Birthday? 3. What is your e-mail address? 4. Do you smoke? 5.How many sexuall partners have you had? 6. If you can't answer, is it really that many? 7. Can you cook? 8. What was your dream growing up? 9. What talent do you wish you had? 10. Favorite place? 11. G-strings or thongs? 12. What was the last book you read? 13. What zodiac sign are u ? 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 15. Worst Habit? 16. Do we know each other outside of Fubar and if not why don't we? 17. What is your favorite sport? 18. Pesimist or Optimist attitude? 19. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me

My Weakness
Weakness comes over me when I see the darkness in your face. I want to reach out, hold you and take away the shadows in your life. But I see her there waiting for you, closer than I , to catch you as you're falling, to be the warmth and the light when your world leaves you in the cold and dark. So I step back in my own shadows and wait now for my own glimmer of light.

Auto 11 Auction
Spotlight Virgin looking for the spotlight. In her quest to get it she is also auctioning off an auto 11 or cherry bomb bling, your choice. So if you don't mind sparing some bucks come to her page by clicking her picture and donate or bid on the bling. Lady GaGa - Paparazzi... paparazzi by lady gaga songs | music videos | lyrics

What Is Lacking On Social Networking Sites And Off Of The Internet For That Matter
You know, what is lacking on social networking sites like this site MyYearbook and Fubar or Facebook is socializing, hell, this site for example, the most of the members are too concerned about L$ or their popularity and that or on Fubar, they're all too concerned about levels and fu buxs, I mean, c'mon now people whatever happened to socializing, I mean, that is the real reason you joined this site, isn't it, my god, let's get real here people, it's not about battles or popularity or lunch money or fubuxs, it's about socializing and it's a lost art whether it's on the internet or off of it, nobody socializes and no, I'm not talking about going to someone's house to party and get high or drunk, give me a break, it's been years since someone has actually said or asked me if I wanted to go throw a football around or play basketball

Confessions Of A Bored Cam Girl
Hello there. For some reason you're reading this I'm not really sure why. Anyways - I'm bored and frustrated. That would be why I crawled back to Fubar. My new site is being slow about changing my model name from "Frankie Chemical" to "Tiffany Twisted" so I have another night off. Kind of nice to be back in such a crazy dramatic place though. I love me some chaos. Also just wanted to say hello to everyone (those of you who knew before and all of you who didn't). Hope everyone has a bitchin' Thursday. I, on the other hand, will be waiting for my new name to kick in so I can rock out on cam once more. -Sybil Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have dreams

Only In My Dreams
No Longer Want to Dream No longer do I want to dream Many misunderstand what I mean I always believe in many things Shining like a diamond ring I wish I could help everyone but sometimes I do like to have a bit of fun I hold onto deep memories Knowing this will drop me to my knees My focus has been blocked This for many isn't a shock I'm losing myself into many things keeping away from my dreams I once met someone who gave me hope I began to learn how to cope Then one day it all went away Washing away along the lonely bay Somewhere in my dreams I hear your voice Whispering gently....into thin air At the edge of the mountain I close my eyes Sensing your breathing...feeling you appear there On the edge of my dreams I see your face A twin soul......when we share eyes At the edge of the mountain I catch my breath Touching our finger tips...mouth goes dry In the shadows of my dreams I taste your lips So soft

Banned From Walmart:)
BANNED FROM WAL-MART >> >> This is why women should not take men shopping against >> their will. >> >> After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on >> her trips >> To Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found >> shopping boring and >> Preferred to get in and get out. >> >> Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she >> loved to >> Browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following >> letter from the local >> Wal-Mart: >> >> Dear Mrs. Oakley, >> >> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing >> quite a >> Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior >> and have been >> Forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints >> against Mr. Oakley are listed below and are documented by >> our video surveillance cameras. >> >> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them >> in >> people's carts when they weren't looking. >> >> 2 . July 2: Set all t

Just Listen
"FINE" This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. "FIVE MINUTES" If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. "NOTHING" This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine." "GO AHEAD" This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" "THAT'S OKAY" This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. "THANK

So Unpop
this is how pathtic i am somtimes i have one person that has a crush on me in fubar i have many fans and many friends i have one main crush but yet NOONE crushes me that sucks lol talk about a low hit but it is ok the main consern here is that I LOVE one and love making friends with all ..........and yes i forgot to use spell check lol YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO PARTY IN YOUR HONOR THIS PARTY IS TO CELEBRATE YOU BEING IN MY LIFE AS A DEAR FRIEND AND WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO BE THERE TO SUPPORT ME AS YOU HAVE FOR SO LONG NOW TIME IS 10PM EST LOCATION IS WICKED REFLECTIONS MY FAVORITE DJ WILL BE THERE FOR ALL ENJOYMENT SO PLEASE COME AND PARTY WITH ME AND MANY OTHERS SEE YOU THERE JUST CLICK THE INVITE AND YOU ARE THERE FRIENDS ARE WELCOME THE MORE THE MARRIER WICKED REFLECTIONS

Watch Out
i was just kicked out of my place i was livin with a friend and now i am on the fukin streets and need some where to stay till i move in 3 weeks if some one from southbridge can help me out till i move itll b greatly appreciated IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REMASS PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! China C: China: Alice Severance: this is no joke a lady sent this to me take it serious Important please pass this to all your friends Message: State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of DreamWeaverGrey contacts you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of whispers or requests for private chat in Pogo. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet.

Adult Shop Adventures - Behind The Scenes.
Ok, well let me start my saying I work in an adult shop, and about to share some of the funny behind the scene experiences with you. There's this one customer comes in every week, now I'm not being mean in saying this but he is a 6 pack short of a carton, sweet guy, but not all together. Anyway he calls in every week for a couple of dvd's and a blow up doll. (Don't ask, as I really don't want any mental images - but apprently, he keeps popping them.) Now as if it's not hard enough to sell these with a straight face, this poor dear on this day he stopped by last week was stuck with me serving him. He picks a doll off the shelf comes up to me and says "Is this one any good?" "Yeh, she any good?" (repeated himself about 5 times) Now with keeping that inmind, let me inform you a little about me... I am known for any thought that pops in my head, tends to come straight out of my mouth, regardless, be it good or bad (often gets me in trouble.) Anyways, with this poor dude aski

New Skin
At first I see an open wound, infected and disastrous. It breathes chaotic catastrophe, it cries to be renewed. (Please Renew Me!) Its tears are the color of anger, they dry to form a scab. To the touch, its stiff and resilient, underneath, the new skin breathes. Its all been saved... with exception for the right parts. When will we be new skin? As outwardly cliche as it may seem, yes, something under the surface says, "C'est la vie." It is a circle, there is a plan... dead skin will atrophy itself to start again. Look closely at the open wound... see past what covers the surface Underneath chaotic catastrophe, creation takes stage. Dead skin will atrophy itself to start again. Dead skin will atrophy itself to start again. Dead skin will atrophy itself to start again. Its all been saved... with exception for the right parts. When will we be new skin? Its all been seen... with exception for what could be. When will we be new skin? until the 20th

Deaf Sex
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or reading lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes: "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times." The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.

No Reservations. No Apologies. No Excuses.
--I wrote this in 2005 and after finding it again, I think it still applies today.-- I’m tired. I’m tired of doing the dance. You know the dance. You do it too. Maybe not everyday, but you do it. It’s that peacock strut, that censored voice from your mouth, and that filtered mirror image of yourself. Truth, it seems, is a scarce commodity nowadays. Society has diluted individuality and the media has weakened self-identity. Can anyone, in such a place, genuinely know themselves? Sadly, I think not. There are too many voices…too many images…too many demands. Obviously, like drones, whether consciously or not, we flock to conform in the hope that in our conformity to society’s “perfection” (This is a word to describe an unattainable concept. There is NO SUCH THING. Never let anyone tell you any differently.) we will be accepted; we will be loved. And there it is, like a smack in the face, that word: love. No longer are we just animals striving for the favor of a mate to reprod

My Zodiac Family Please Join And Help Krazyr
Help I'm in a Contest! Join my family Zodiak Levelers! Link to family Page: http://fubar.com/user/2142064 Read Page! Any Questions please ask me!!! If you add family PLEASE SAY KRAZYR SENT U HUGS! FAMILY RULES Ok... whats expected of you: * We ask that you display our family name in your profile name so all our members can identify you as one of our family. * Next we ask that you add our home page and the manager you are assigned to to your friends list This is so you can find your way to our home page to read the blogs. The blogs are there to keep you informed of the family functions.next thing is we ask you to comment bomb at least 2 hours a week. That is 20 minutes a day or less. How you bomb for 2 hours a week is entirely up to you. * Next, we want to get to know you. In order to do that we ask you to stay current with adding all the members we have in our family album in our photos. * Next, thing is we will not help you with contests for at leas

Race To Get To Godfather(corrected)
My family member # 2 and I are having a friendly competition to get to Godfather first. He is going to post his auto 11 soon and I need all the help I can get, If I need to I will have to get an auto 11 to do what needs to be done to prove that I am worthy of being Godmother first. What I am asking of my friends is that if at all possible, go in and rate just one of my folders and ask your friends to do the same. The only stipulation is that I need u and your friends to private message me so that I can return the favor. Rico Bear and I both believe in "Paying it Forward". Thank you in advance, xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox Vixxenn213 Make your own widget at Blixy.com! Make your own widget at Blixy.com!

General Info--interesting System Info!!
I found this interesting and just wanted to make sure everyone else out there knew this information. Normally, I wouldn't check, but I noticed NO photo views for the entire day so far. Also, I noticed yesterday my friend requests counts had changed as I hit HOME first thing in morning--weird, but figured it was me. Today, I had none, but when I sent to look at bartab to see about the photo views, I counted SIX friend requests that I had received, but they don't show as pending anymore. I never approved them and wouldn't have even known I missed getting them except the coincidental look at the bartab...so These people would assume I ignored their friend requests. I went to support to see what was up, and this is the answer I received. I understand system operations, computers, servers, etc...but for friend requests primarily to just disappear bother me because I review each one individually and rarely deny one---SO What are you missing during these RANDOM system reset

Please Help My Friend
Ok where to begin there is this really great Guy on here his name is pdominoexpress~Fubar's BAD BOY~Assistant @ CLUB OF EXOTIC SECRETS~~~~ and he is Awsome he needs some love he just found out Tonight he has Advanced Lukemia I would love to try to get him to gofather he is only 238,343 away. IF u could please stop by and show him some love even if it is just a little bit it would be greatly apperciated.Here is His Link http://fubar.com/pdominoexpress

The Pittsburgh Dictionary
Pittsburghese is what we call it. It's that special language-within-a-language that is unique to Pittsburgh. Oh sure, people in Boston and Brooklyn and Tupelo talk "funny" too. But Pittsburghese is different. Pittsburghese is words that don't seem to exist anywhere else, words that we think we've heard elsewhere(but we're not quite sure), and of course, those special Pittsburgh-only words. Some people might call it a dialect. Others may call it regional English. But to all of us, it's just plain Pittsburghese. Here, for your edification and amusement is a dictionary of Pittsburghese. *NOTE* A lot of these definitions (and the above introduction) are from Ken and Jakie Abel's "The Toungue-in-Cheek Guide to Pittsburgh". A round of applause to all Pittsburghers (not excluding myself) who made this dictionary possible. "A Ahia-Our neighboring state to the west. Aht-A Pittsburgher's way of saying out, as in "Don't wait dinner for me honey, I'm going aht for a walk." Alls-An example of g

Tagged Twice
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Due to these blogs i have realized how closely I do actually know some people 2. I am very intellectual...don't let the pervy exterior fool you 3. I write some very intense stuff that I am too ashamed to share with others 4. I have a frankenbelly from extensive surgery and am contiplating getting bolts tatted over my scar 5. I spent most of my childhood homeless or in fostercare 6. Secrets are a huge turn on to me 7. I think turtles are cool because they are the only animal that can breathe out of their butt 8. I clean my toilets daily yay OCD 9. I am a minivan driving soccer mom that will crank Pante

I Was Tagged By My Sister :)
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. love the color blue 2. i have a thing for flames and wings 3. i find tattoos to be extremely sexy 4. im scared of letting someone love me 5. i am a textaholic 6. telling me about the girls you have been with is a complete turn off and will make me step away faster than anything 7. if i ever tell you "I Love You" you better cherish it for as long as you can because i mean it 8. i wear my heart on my sleeves sometimes so it dont take much to discourage me from saying or doing something 9. when i am pissed i tend to keep to myself for long periods of time 10. i am me Ryan Kristina John CJ Johnson Mik

Tagged By Seamus!
Alright fuckin bastard tagged me. I hate this kind of shit but because he is a great friend, I guess I will participate. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I'm getting married on May 17, 2009 to Short Bus. 2 I swear just as much in real life as I do here. 3 I am a recovering drug addict. 4 I have no children, because I lost a child to downs syndrome. 5 I am a computer geek at heart. 6 I have never been convicted of anything. I probably should have. 7 I have never been married. 8 I have had back surgery. 9 I work at a lumber mill. 10 I lived out on the streets for 3 years in Santa Ana, Garden Grove and Anaheim CA. (No I wasn't h

Doc's Ramblings..
Today is a sad day.. I found out my mentor..my father.. my hero.. Tom Leykis, is going off the air.. WTF.. Tom is a victim of the economy? that can't be.. Who the hell am I suppose to turn to for guidance now? My read dad? HA! The Male population just got weaker folks... We are in deep shit now.. I'll miss you Tom, take me out Kobe style...

I Got Tagged Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN A GOOD MOOD AND I'M NOT 2)I EAT CHEESECAKE EVERYDAY 3)I'M THE YOUNGEST FROM 10 KIDS 4)I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH MUSIC ON 5)I GET JEALOUS FROM LITTLE KIDS SOMETIMES 6)I'M A CLEAN FREAK 7)A 5 YEAR OLD EATS MORE THEN I DO 8)I'M ANEMIC 9)I NEVER DRANK IN MY LIFE BUT I SMOKE 10)I BITE MY NAILS (5 PEOPLE I CHOOSE ARE) *METALMISTRESS *ITALIANBELLA *MR TOMMY *COLONEL *CHULO

"tagged" By Bob
Instructions... Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog with 10 weird things,or random facts,or habits about yourself.At the end you must choose at least 5 people to be tagged,listing their names.Dont forget to leave a comment on their profile that says "your it",and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the same person that tagged you. 1. Open, honest and just a lil bit of a smart ass 2. Thinks intelligent men are wickedly HOT 3. Works in the field of education 4. Left handed 5. Favors hues of tranquil blue 6. Favorite toys include the pool in my yard, and my boat 7. Beverage of choice these days is Dr. McGillicuddy's 8. Believes kindness is beauty 9. Been to Sturgis Motorcycle Ralley 3X, and no I did not flash anyone 10. Have a billy goat named "Bob"...

I Been Tagged..
Hmm. They always say theres some good ones left? Hmm where?? HA HA ! Fuckin with the dumb ones?? A smart woman will always be able to tell when ur lying , when ur words conflict or u say u kicked it at Joes, when u were really at Jills. What happened to just being cool? Being able to put the cards on the table, respecting each other words and feelings. No Need to put the shit face on cuz a Grown Ass Women is stating from jump where and how u can fit in her life ! Really these days LADIES R too independent. We dont need to stop what were doing for drama. And it seems guys R just full of drama! Alot of these so called Men need to step it up ! Where the ones that know about that good body massage, without obligation~ Gettin up and cooking dinner? Washing her car on GP....Make a bitch wanna call into work to spend some time and make breakfast for his ass. . The ones that got YA back no matter what. A man that realize Ur Value & Wont Screw It Up Over that fast piece of ASS .... Less Tal

One Word
This is just for fun to see if I could do it. If you want, go ahead and repost this and see if you can answer all the following questions using only one word responses: Where is your cell phone? Charging. Your significant other? Away. Your hair? Down. Your mother? Unknown. Your father? Ditto. Your favorite thing? Conversation. Your dream last night? Unwell. Your favorite drink? Coke. Your dream/goal? Equilibrium. What room are you in? Study. Your hobby? Things. Your fear? Puking. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Home. Where were you last night? Bed. Something that you aren't? Finished. Muffins? Blueberry. Wish list item? Time. Last thing you did? Typed. TV? House. Your pets? Ferrets. Friends? Loved. Your life? Erratic. Your mood? Sick. Missing someone? Terribly. Drinking? Nothing. Smoking? Nope. Your car? Cobalt. Something you're not wearing? Necklace. Your favorite store? Krogers. Your favorite colour? Purple. When is the last time you cried? Yeste

Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a twin brother (looks a lot like me). I must be the evil one, though cos he's a priest. 2. I once broke my back in a car accident. I was in the Air Force at the time and I had a 3-day drive to report to a new posting in Nova Scotia. I was distracted by a bee that was crawling around on my leg and I took the car flying through a barrier and over an embankment...never even hit the brakes. I did a flip and three or four rolls (aerobatics display). Parts of the car were still hanging from the crash barrier. I spent the next six weeks flat on my back in a military hospital with hot and cold running nurses. Now

What The Hell?
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) I Still don't want any pork in Obamas stimulus plan! A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

Tagged
(I was tagged by Into The Void, so as not to incur His wrath, or disappointment, I will comply.) Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I use a paper towel or my shirt sleeve to open the doors in public restrooms. (a germ thing). Guess that¡¦s why I¡¦m so clean. 2. My nipples became sensitive for the first time in my early 40¡¦s after having two kids at 19 and 20 yrs old. And I am so enjoying it. 3. I pretend to be self confident, moreso than I actually feel inside. Yeah, I know, heavy, huh. LOL. 4. I have a broadcasting degree that I have only used for work recordings. Pretty sad really. 5. Each job I¡¦ve had I¡¦ve progressed in salary, wi

For All Who Goes Into Tmr That Knows Me
WELL ALL WHO KNOW ME SO YOU KNOW THE REAL REASON I LEFT TMR WAS CAUSE I GOT BITCHED AT CAUSE I COULDNT BE IN THE LOUNGE EVER MIN OF THE DAY LIKE SOMEONE WAS PAYING ME TO BE OR THINKS HE OWNS EVERONE WHO WORKS IN THAT LOUNGE WELL HE DONT IM GLAD IM NOT IN THERE ANY MORE CAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO TREAT MY FRIEND AND I DONT TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT WHEN IM MAD AT THEM UNLIKE HE DOES HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO KISS HIS ASS TO BE IN HIS LOUNGE WELL IM ONE BITCH THAT DONT KISS ASS TO BE IN ANYONES LOUNGE AND I'LL NEVER BE LIKE THAT , AS FOR CHEATING I DIDNT CHEAT I LEFT BEFORE I GOT WITH ANYONE SO THAT DONT MAKE ME A WHORE AND I DONT USE MY FRIENDS UNLIKE HE DOES I FEEL SORRY FOR WHO EVER HE GETS WITH CAUSE HE WILL BE GOOD TO U UNTILL HE GETS TIRED OF YA THEN HE WILL TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT THEN AS HE DOING THIS IT WILL BE YELLIN AT U CAUSE UR NOT UP HIS ASS ONLINE WITH HIM EVERY MIN THAT HE IS ONLINE OH WELL IF MY TRUE FRIENDS WANT TO SEE OR TALK TO ME COME TO HELL ON EARTH LOVE YA ALL BUNCHES

Doc's Ramblings..
My Fu-Owner sucks. I don't get gifts.. I hardly ever get rated. Bling? Snapvines? HAHA.. Nope.. It's all about my Fu-Owner... "Read my blogs" "Come to this MuMM" "Tell me I'm pretty".. bitch please.. Oh, and fuck the juggalos.. In response to the Snapvine the Juggalos left to Sho.. I give you this.. (go listen to Sho's snapvine if you havnt heard it..) Send Me A Voice Comment! | Copy This Wow.. My MuMM got deleted.. There's a first time for everything right? Funny though, It's the least offensive MuMM I've ever posted. I've made MuMMs about beating women, forced abortion, blacks and mexicans raping white chicks... But i get in trouble over dirty pussy?.. Every MuMM i've ever made has been NSFW.. Oh well.. it's karma I guess.. Enjoy the time I am unble to post my "offensive" MuMMs..

Poetry
How much I love you? More than the birds in the sky, More than the fishes in the sea. I Just love you, No matter what you do, No matter whats going to happen. I just love you, I just love the way when smile, it makes me feel so weak I just love the way you look at me, It makes me feel so warm. I just love you I just need you, Its not a matter for me to walk through my tough road if i have you. I need you, I Love you. I just love you You tell me you love me, Then you take it back, What the hell is up with that, What's all this suppose to mean, Wasnt it all it was suppose to be, Did I piss you off and make you mad, Im so confused you got my whole life off track, Everyday I think about what I did wrong, Yesterday I heard our song, How it talks about love so true, Baby~I miss you~Boo, I want you back so bad, I miss the love we use to have, I miss the way you Hold me in your arms, The way you'd keep me safe from any harm, You use to say I was the onl

Giveaway Rules
Special Giveaway I am doing a special giveaway. All you have to do is go to my page. . Click on movies photo album . Rate all photos in the folder . Then chose one photo to claim as yours . Send me fumail with what photo you choose . Leave 50 comments on that photo . You can only choose one photo per account unless they are not all taken and I let you know otherwise . I will let people who want more numbers know each week when the can have them Once all photos have been chosen and all comments are done, I will reveal which pictures have what prizes. I have already posted a private blog with the prizes, and it will not be changed. It will be opened up once the giveaway is over. Here is a list of the prizes that are being given out (1) 10 credit bling (2) 5 credit blings (3) 3 credit blings (4) 1 credit blings (1) 3 day blast (2) 1 day blast (2) ticker credits (5) big pimping gifts (5) 100k (5) 20 11's, 1 custom rock you graphic and a drink (5) big drin

Tag!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have 3 kids and there my life 2. Im awesome! 3. I work to much . 4. I have random thoughts. 5. my life is never boring . 6. Im not online as much as i used to be . 7. I own 3 snakes. 8. I like to shoot pool. 9. Im a texan damnit! 10. I luv my friends! Im tagging Jason ink c51 supa import

Clouding My Beautiful World
Has anyone ever wondered why some people seem to get off just by hurting others? You know the people I'm talking about don't you? The people pleasers. The heroes that never were. The ones that take credit for a job they never did or they say the right words but never respond with actions. They ones that speak a big game, yet they never played or they played only to reap the benefits. I can honestly say that I don't understand the mentality of these types of people or why even when caught, they continue to lie, or to cheat, or steal? How can they wake up every morning with a smile on their face? How do they maintain any sense of sanity while living what has to be an awful existence? HOW? I know that believing that everyone should be sincere and kind every day of their lives is not realistic. Maybe my thinking is a distorted picture of what life and/or people are really about. Maybe I am too open and too honest for my own good. Maybe the world I live in is make-believe. But

Tagged.
Let's see...this is my first blog...and Naughty made me do it. I'm supposed to write 10 facts or weird things about my self, then tag 5 friends so they can do the same! Now whomever I tag...u can't tag me back...It's tha rules!! So Here goes. 1. I am the mother of three Handsome boys. 2. I have a super huge crush on someone and I'm not tellin who! 3. My Fubar Friends Rawk!(ofcourse) 4. I live in Northern Va. 5. I love Jersey/Philly boys their swagga is untouchable! 6. I love the interracial swirl-it rawKs! 7. I love talk shows! 8. I have a habit of attracting psychos. *shrugz* 9. I lived in Arkansas for almost 3 yrs.( go figure!) 10. I am a super freak!!!(in a committed relationship of course.) I am going to tag: That One guy Jay Hoody Ariana Pervy Ghost 254 Vin Makin like a ninja! *poof*

Too Much To Ask?
I know this is long but I could really use your opinion on this...Im torn. Please comment with your TRUE feelings and thoughts after, no matter how brutal it may be. My Exhusband was verbaly and emotionaly abusive for years before I left him last year. He hurt me BAD. For the record we were married for 10 years. My family is still talking and chatting and inviting him to family functions. He shows up smiling and laughing and acting like nothing is wrong with his girlfriend by the way. My question is....is it too much to ask that my family not do that. To stop inviting him, when he picks up the kids...to not spend hours, in front of me, chatting and laughing with him. Last time he showed up to pick up the boys, I was at my moms house, he showed up with his girlfriend and my family spent and hour and a half chatting with him. He managed to piss me off right from the get go and I was in the back yard crying on my fiancees sholder. My mom found me and told me to stop bei

My Beautiful Gf Poem To Me Love Nos So Much
Beautiful sexy pink Bunnies: i love you more than any words can say i want to be around you always and forevers because you are my heart, no one makes me feel inside like you do, no one brings out my love like you do, and nothing could ever take you from me because our love is forevers Sagittarius will match each other’s intensity and wild side. Both love to play with fire and neither will mind using flattery to get sex. They get along great as friends and lovers and there will be a strong attraction that leads to a long-term love. Children and animals will be involved in this relationship. Finally, both have found someone that matches their stamina, in and out of the bedroom. Sex could be explosive and will be a reason to keep coming back to one another. They will be a powerful combination and friends will maintain that each have met the right person. There is such a thing called love. You will both find luck through marriage. Don’t let boredom creep in or problems will arise.

Nothingness
Yeah, I had one. Cops, stolen cars, near fatal bike accidents, tacos y cerveza, sex, drugs, rock and roll. Or something like that. Partying on Sunday night, when one has to work Monday isn't advisable. I also REALLY need to stay away from drugs. They only get me into trouble. Hope everyone's Monday is good I'm smart. However cocky or arrogant that comes out, I am. I always have been. It's something that is a little alienating, at times, solely because I find it hard to relate to people on many levels. I'm also an intense person. There are only a handful of people out there that understand what I mean by this. I'm sorry they have had to experience my over zealous nature. When I find someone I can relate to, I tend to go off the deep end, not in the sense that I should be fitted in a straight-jacket, for a padded room, but I definitely overwhelm people. It's part of my inability to relate. Once I find I can relate to someone, I sort of unleash the inner me

Another Asshat
Watch out for this guy. If he doesn't get what he wants he goes after peoples friends. I was trying to be nice knowing he was screwd over by ppl, trying to make some cash to help keep my gas bill turned on and this is what i get. i quote "well when i get fucked over i fuck over ppl back specially there freinds so alteast tell her that one" straight out of YIM from him. I have the entire conversation if anyone cares for more proof. there the link to his profile if you would care to block him. Saspursfn@ fubar And no the blog is not about the money, its about the fact he feels that its ok to take things out on people not involved. Just watch out for him, he is truly NOT a friend and i care about my girls out there even if i don't know them.

Poems By...buford63
I woke up this morning and you were there, resting there in my heart and smiling like you care. I woke up this morning and thought of you, wondering what you were doing and hoping you care for me as I do you. I woke up this morning with gladness in my heart. As I thought of your sweet touch and in my life of which you are a part. I woke up this morning content with my life. Praying God for His small blessings and for putting you in my life. I woke up this morning and only physically alone. For when I think of you, my sweetheart I am never alone. I woke up this morning instead of coming to. my last thoughts of the fore night were the same as this morning. And those thoughts my sweetheart........ were of you. I woke up this morning.......... I woke up this morning......... and for the few times in my life I was happy that I woke up this morning. You are special to me Sheila, Ron This world seems so small when i see you online and want to give you

My Life To Give An Insight
when i was 12 my mom met a guy and started dating again after 10 years of being alone with just me and my siblings.... no one in the family knew about him or met him except me and my sister..... my grandfather was more like my father... my real father left when i was a year old and all i knew was my grandpa... my mom has this story she tells about when she used to do news radio and one of ehr stories was on children of divorced homes... she told a story about a day that we were all at my grandparents house and i was about 5 or 6 at the time and i heard my mom call my grandpa daddy... yes some people think its wierd for a grown woman to call their father daddy but she did... grandpa was her daddy and grandma was her mother. anywho i heard my mom call him daddy and i flipped! i ran to her and smacked her leg and scolded her telling her no mommy he my daddy not yours!!!! and she had to sit me down adn explain it to me.... needless to say i still looked to him as a father.. so when

Who Is L.w.creations?
To Friends,Flirts & BackstabbersIn June I will be moving back to the City that I vacated in 98 for the good country living.My rent will be more affordable.I plan to renew my VIP for fubar at that time.I also plan on purchasing a 3 d program that I have tried out.L.W.Creations will resume.with myself creating all things.I will never have to ask others for 3 d's ever again.To a few of my so called friends.Some of you need to mind your own business when it comes to my personal business.If you can't Show Me Respect personal,Tags,Morphs.Perhaps u should Delete me from Friends.I admit I can be a bit of a bastard but I do show Morph or tag love creating for others weekly if not on fubar then on yrbk,myspace etc.Countdown of friends.There are 4 Luna's(Females)I Admire very much.3 of these 4 have my new 7 pic extreme Rogue.Smaller version of mine up top.Counting mine there are 5 of these extremes created.1 was created for a Flirtacious friend from yrbk.This will be a limited addition morph o

Threesome Tag
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Susie 2. Nana 3. Mom Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Bartender 2. Real Estate Stage-er 3. Business owner Three Places I have lived 1. Chipley Fl. 2. Panama City Beach Fl. 3. Pompane Beach Fl. Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Oprah 2. Dr. Phill 3. American Idol Three places I have been 1. Earth 2. Heaven on Earth 3. Hell on Earth Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My friend Juniper 2. My Daughter Teri 3. Jim (My best friend) Three of my favorite foods 1. Chocolate! 2. Salad 3. Pizza Three things I would like to do 1. Stop smoking,,,again 2. Meet a good (available) Man 3. Stop worrying about my kids Three friends I think will respond

Heartwarming!
My dear & wonderful friend Timmy surprised me with this special gift. He dedicated one of his beautiful art photos on his deviantART web site to me! I am so honored & so truly touched by this kind gesture from one of my dearest friends here. I think the world of him & feel so blessed by his friendship. ****************************** "This piece is dedicated to my good friend Loey. She always reminds me that both clear and dark skies are passing things. There are always storms and sun somewhere." ****************************** Much love & appreciation, Timmy...you truly lit up my heart, dear friend!

Halo
Remember those walls I built Well, baby they're tumbling down And they didn't even put up a fight They didn't even make up a sound I found a way to let you in But I never really had a doubt Standing in the light of your halo I got my angel now It's like I've been awakened Every rule I had you breakin It's the risk that I'm takin I ain't never gonna shut you out Everywhere I'm looking now I'm surrounded by your embrace Baby I can see your halo You know you're my saving grace You're everything I need and more It's written all over your face Baby I can feel your halo Pray it won't fade away Hit me like a ray of sun Burning through my darkest night You're the only one that I want Think I'm addicted to your light I swore I'd never fall again But this don't even feel like falling Gravity can't forget To pull me back to the ground again Feels like I've been awakened Every rule I had you breakin The risk that I'm takin I'm never gonna shut you out

Real Life
Well Lets see first off i have the NET back considering i was awhile without it and well it apparently dont matter what happens in REAL LIFE to some PEOPLE and FAMILYS on this site like things use to matter. But This Place Has Gone to hell and is not worth my precious time like it use to be this is no longer a fun site to be on cause again last i knew thier was a DEFFERENCE BETWEEN REAL LIFE AND FUBAR LIFE. But I dont give a rats ass if this pisses people off and what not this site USE TO BE FUN. Also FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND PASS THIS AROUND. Just want to let all my TRUE friends the ones who actually reads the blogs know that im not gonna be on fubar to much nomore for awhile because i start college on Monday but i will check the messeges and all that when im able to.

True Thoughts
I miss this girl soo much. What happend to her changed my life forever. I will never for get you Jenniffer... Memorial to Jenniffer Rose Vernals, 3/15/81 to 3/30/96 Author: Deborah Coss The original poem "Always," is below, page down.... Rest easy Jenniffer, we will see you on the other side. Jennifer Rose Vernals was abducted from in front of Truebloods store in Ventura, California. Ventura Police listed her officially as, "missing-circumstances unknown." When asked about her case though, they referred to Jenniffer Vernals as a "runaway" and very little official effort was made to locate her. Her remains were found in Torro Canyon, a remote part of Santa Barbara County, California, on April 6, 1996. The case was still open when this memorial was originally posted on the now defunct rrvm.com (Rocking Roman Viritual Memorial). She was a very special person and is survived by her mother, Lois Ann Bowens of Ventura, California. Jenniffer was Lois's only child. Jen

Tell Me What You Think
The first time we touched it scorched my soul, my fingertips lightly traced your lips. My soul is lost without your touch. The strange thing is I have only touched you in my dreams. Just a glance at your sexy silhouette sent shivers down my spine. If only I could show you what heaven is like, only you don't even know who I am. The love I could show you is beyond this mortal world. Our first kiss would last eternity. If you knew what I was you would never love me but I could make you if I wanted to. By: Dale Wesley Jr. The question is this who thinks he will change our current problems? I hope he does but he has made a lot of mistakes so far. Leave a comment and tell me what you think.

Surveys
1. What is your best friends name? Debbie 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? White 3. What are you listening to right now? Sublime- Caress Me Down 4. Whats your favorite number? 14 5. What was the last thing you ate? String Cheese 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Green 7. How is the weather right now? Cold 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Alma 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile, also if he smells good 10. Do you have a significant other? I have husband 11. Favorite TV show? NCIS, House 12. Siblings? 3 Brothers 1 Sister 13. Height? 5' 4" 14. Hair color? Blonde 15. Eye Color? Hazel 16. Do you wear contacts? Yes 17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksgiving 18. Month? November...only because it's the prettiest 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? All the time 20. What was the last movie you watched? Uncle Buck...lol 21. Favorite Day of the Year? I

Stuffz2
1]How tall are you barefoot? 5'7" 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Not yet but day is still young 3] Do you own a gun? no cause i'd be in prison 4] Rehab? i'm not a quitter 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? yep 6] What do you think of your friends? love them 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? grandma got run over by a reindeer 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? starbucks vente mocha twist frap 9] Do you do push-ups? pfft no thats why im so soft 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? many times LOVE IT 11] Are you vegetarian? nope 12] Do you like painkillers? too much 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? all it takes is "ya wanna fuck" works like a charm 14] Do you own a knife? der COOKING 15] Do you have A.D.D. what? 16] Date Of Birth? 6-5-1970 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: sex painkillers and bountys hands 18] Name the last 3 things y

Sweetngel
=== ' ~Freak~' wrote the following at '2009-02-17 19:38:28'.. > > > > > > > > Auto 11s are running so come by and make yourself a lot of points. Show heaps of love! Love making new friends so feel free to fan, add, rate me. All love will be returned as well as random blinging so stop by and show some love. > > So don't miss out. Stop by and make a lot of points for yourself and make a new friend as well. > > sweetangel@ fubar > > > > > > > > >

Snow Day/after Show Auto
> > Another SNOW DAY in PA!!! And as many of you know, my 25th and LAST show closed on Sunday afternoon...sooooooo to celebrate the END, I will be activating auto 11's Today @7:00pm EST (4:00pm Futime)!!!!! They will run until Tuesday, March 2, 2009, 7pm EST (4pm EST)!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here..

Help My Friends.
this hot sexy lady need your help on getting to the next level. me and her will both return the love. http://www.fubar.com/user/2618034 she had a really bad nite and she would love to level up so any help you can give here would be great she not got that many photos up right now so it going to take alot of you to help push up to the next level. http://www.fubar.com/user/2307174

An Older Poem
"COME AND FIND ME" Searing pains running through this ever so cold and lonely heart of mine, I feel as if i shall only perish yet an old man all aone in this life, constantly and slowly derriating away. I sit and do nothing but spin out these here words of my poery every day, just wishing and dreaming i was with my love instaed. Having not a single thing around me but open air. Hearing the train whistle blaring in the background, I do sit and ponder whether or not i should go and just ride the rails.Getiing away and traveling the countryside, running from my pains. Guess i shall just stay here amongst my family and dear wonderful friends, knowing that out there lies a cruel and hateful world. Just figuring that if i am to ever have love, it will have to find me!! P.J.(Lil Poet) 1/24/08 3:20pm

Riders On The Storm
So in january it will be my 1 yr anniversary here on fubar. Since then I've managed to make more enemies then friends so it seems. There are some people that I miss, sadly, I don't think they would want to talk to me even if I tried. I find it disturbing that people think so poorly of me, as though I were out to screw over others. I'm horrible w/ words, so its best I don't speak much, or so I've learned. On that note I'm going to smoke and drink coffee..LOTS of coffee My very being is slowly fading Every moment I spend awake I become more of nothing I sought a dream Why? Because you made me believe Now I stand Vacant With nothing left Shattered dreams Broken hopes You coward You have a demanding personality with an attention to detail and great powers of concentration for any given task. You can be discriminating and judgmental. Getting the job done is important to you. You have a two sided personality one sunny and one dark, the sunny side has a seductive charm that

Updates
Now...ok some are like what is your deal lately and what are you doing with your pathetic life..lol Ok, well been kinda busy?? Ummm occupied Alrighty, as most know certain times in my boring life I get busy...that involves my son, paydays and some family... Yet recently, it has taken on a new form for me as I'm 38 and for the most part have always rented, but over the past few years I've been wanting to finally buy...why rent when you can have something to invest in ..right?? Unless you see some of the pathetic houses where its the same amount of bedrooms..and they're smaller and want 124k for it..lol. So, recently I would say 6 months I've been working on my credit again and paying things off..who at 38 can say they have less than 10k in debt...not many in today's society...but I am getting there. So, seeing that Friday was payday....I bought all my totes...yes they are a great friend to a mover ..lol. Paid all my bills...wait I think I forgot one...nah I'll get it lat

Tribute And Auction
FUBAR AUCTION is open to the public WHEN YOU ASK: MARCH 17TH AT 6PM EST. WHERE IS IT GOING TO BE HELD: SYSTEM OF A DAWN TO GET INTO THE AUCTION YOU MUST PM lyrycal/DJ 5-STAR CO-OWNER & HEAD DJ @S.O.A.D. OR Dawn Angel Eyes Owner of S.O.A.D & Red Diamond L WITH WHAT YOUR OFFERING AN THE PIC THAT the person that is bought must rate their owner 500 rates during their auto 11's if they have one,or during happy hour or both.also the person bought must put fu-owned by who their owner is for 30days the person bought will bling it's owner one bling of their choice if they have credits pics will be at the person who is bought discretion YOU WILL BE USING FOR THE AUCTION.... ONLY 30 APPLICANTS WILL BE ACCEPTED SO GET YOURS IN NOW AN DON'T MISS OUT ON SHOWING YOUR LOVE AN SUPPORT FOR THAT SPECIAL MILITARY SERVICE PERSON YOU KNOW AN LOVE!!!!! CLICK ONE OF THE PICS BELOW TO PRIVATE MESSAGE THEM TO GET IN THE AUCTION!!!!! lyrycal/DJ 5-STAR

Not So Easy..
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Patricia 2. A four letter word: Piss 3. A boy's name: Patrick 4. A girl's name: Paula 5. An occupation: Pimp 6. A colour: Purple 7. Something you wear: Pants 8. A food: Pasta 9. Something found in the bathroom: Plunger 10. A place: Paris 11. A reason for being late: Passed out 12. Something you shout: Piss Off 13. A movie title: Platoon 14. Something you drink: Prune Juice 15. A musical group: Primus 16. An animal: Panda 17. A street name: Pennsylvania Ave. 18. A type of car: Prius 19. The title

What
An endless highway Of countless horizons The sun will rise And will fall again. Freinds will be lost Lovers will fade away Nothing can be done For them, for anyone. All highways end Each horizon is numbered Take heed to live Each day like its last. Learn your lessons Pass life's tests. Thursday, October 24, 2002 Within without Hapiness, they say Comes from within Most would agree with that. Thus I conclude That Sadness must Originate from without Without Love, without joy Without happiness and cheer. Without fright, without gloom Without hate and even fear. Without him, without her Without a very close friend. Without marriage, without kids What will come in the end? Without all these things It is safe to say That Sadness will rule your world. But with these things How long will it be For Sadness to finally unfur I tremble in darkness Afraid of the unseen Scared of what lurks in shadow. I yearn to be free Unbo

Forever Sleep
I wanna close my eyes in a forever slumber I wanna be just another faceless number Free from all the fighting and the pain Asleep until all my inner demons have been slain I wanna sleep throughout the nights I wanna sleep, block out the unpleasant fights I want to protect everyone i know from hurt So their heart wont be ground into the dirt I wish we all didnt have to hurt like this Guess its true that ignorance is most always bliss If only to sleep away all the tears That we've come to shed throughout these years To wake to a life filled with smiles A friendly hug that travels over all the forgotten miles I wanna close my eyes in that blessed forever sleep Until i wake with an inner smile that runs so deep yea yea i know its a little emo but its how im feeling lately. >.> newho im off to paste a smile on my face and act normal like i always do :/ lol

Rate Me Your Lucky Charm
LET ME BE YOUR LUCKY CHARM!! RATE & BID ON ME IN LUCKY CHARM AUCTION. CLICK ON PIC *ABOVE* LUCKY CHARM WITH *MOST RATES WINS* A $65 BLING PACK & 500K PLUS DRINKS. SO PLEASE RATE PIC. MUCH LOVE, JUICYFRUIT69 ღJuicyFruit69(Bi)ღMy Girls Ktown Crazy MomaღMagicღVelvetMoonღ@ fubar

A Chance For Bling...
I've got some bling that's up for grabs so I decided I might as well make this fun. I've decided to make a contest. I would like to get salutes and it seems like it's hard to get people to do them for you with out some type of compensation. I will give bling to whoever makes the most creative/unique salute for me. This contest will remain in effect until tuesday morning.. march 10th around 9am est. Any salutes that are done please email to me at preludegal99@yahoo.com and make sure to put fubar salute as the subject line. I will post the salutes in album as I receive them. It would also be good if you sent me a private message on here letting me know when you've sent a salute. You can be guy or girl and the salutes can be nsfw if you want.. but it would be more creative if it wasn't nsfw.... If it's a hard decision I may give bling out to multiple winners. So have fun and lets see your creative side.

Honestly
So I dont really know what to make of this site. It seems like there are a lot of devoted people on here that really enjoy making there levels go up, I signed up for this to just see what it was all about and so far it has been pretty fun. Up until now. I've kind of come to realize that yes it is the internet and how the hell do you know if people are actually being sincere? You cant, I mean I guess you cant tell in the real life either but people arent just trying to get something out of you just to "level up". What I guess I'm trying to say is I'm looking for the real thing, friendship, companionship, even a beer and a conversation ... I dont care what it is I'm done trying to get it on a website. Not trying to bash here but the real world is looking a little more tempting after all of this. Doesnt mean I'm leaving because I'm sure someone on here could change my mind lol but for now I've got my guard up. Happy Saturday to whoever reads this... if anyone? lol So tod

Favorite Quotes
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q:

Poems
This cut transforms into pleasure and freedom.... A pain that floats away......A cut that crys out for an open hand......Falling on purpose just to feel that ectascy...oh sweet cut.......Burns with the passion of love......old loves.....old fucks...It bleeds the truth......I feel no more...I feel no pain....This cut is what speaks the truth! This Ectascy.....This Passion.....THIS CUT! Feeling alone...More then ever.....This is what she is....Wanting more but nothing is what she gets....The boys think she's pretty but they just want to use her....The girls are all jealous and they ripe her apart......She wants to feel loved ......I want to feel loved........Not just by you by anyone......My heart is not a toy....Her heart is not a toy.......Waking to feel like she is wanted but sleeping to being used again.....I want to hear I'm beautiful...I want to hear that someone is in love with me and means it......She want to think boys mean security.....Not that they want her for a night.......

I Love This Check It Out Fu-kers :)
i think they are too cute! "A Cross And A Girl Named Blessed" She wears a butterfly on her wrist But she might as well cut it's head off She's holding out for weapons to kill the ghost inside Or at least kill the thought she has of killing her mind she says "I love you" with her hands, she says "I hate you" with her eyes Theres a pretty girl somewhere, with a pretty name But I could never let you know how much this means I swear we'll end this war, cause we both know It wasn't worth fighting for I wear God's name up by my wrist but she might as well tear my skin off She's letting go convictions, to release the ghost inside To release all the suffering of a cross and a girl I sing "I love you" way too much, so I'll say "I hate you" for tonight Theres a pretty girl somewhere, with a pretty name But I could never let you know how much this means I swear we'll end this war, cause we both know It wasn't worth fighting for She, she said to me I will b

I Love This Doctor...
I Love this DOCTOR!!!! HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables . So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit.Bran

My Epiphany
Who will finally understand me And all I am cracked up to be Who will take the time to find The precious thoughts inside my mind Is anyone like that out there That would genuinely care That wants to know every detail Of what my life does entail Who can accept the times I cry Without even knowing why Who knows that my emotions run deep In times awake and times at sleep Who laughs at time when I get mad Knowing it's not all that bad One that loves me pure and true One who'll love me through and through I think it's time I take a break Reflect on all my past mistakes That person out there should be clear It's who I see inside the mirror Within myself I first must start To fill up all that's in my heart And not rely on someone else For love I should bring to myself

Beautiful Meaning Of Silver
This is beautiful and full of meaning -- please read it all the way to the end. Malachi 3:3 says: 'He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver.' This verse puzzled some women in a Bible study and they wondered what this statement meant about the character and nature of God. One of the women offered to find out the process of refining silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study. That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment to watch him at work. She didn't mention anything about the reason for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining Silver. As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were hottest as to burn away all the impurities. The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot; then she thought again about the verse that says:

Poem 4
its dark and windy deep in the soul, tormented from demons deep within, afraid to unwind its cold grip. suffocating the light which guides, slowly darkening the eyes, washing the memories which make you happy. lamenting your soul weaker, hardening within you to break you, fragile shards slowly work inside. turning you to be who you are not, letting the blood boil unstoppable, raging like and inferno within the skin. trying to cool it intensifies your passion, freedom wanting to escape without recapture, knowing the reality that it can not avoid

My Cross To Bear
I know that I am going to piss some off with this but I just don't care. I have come to realize some things. My cross to bear is the fact that, no matter what I do or say, I am just not that important to anyone! I don't get e-mails, my phone rarly rings, I dont get to many texts. I am usually the one who contacts people. I feel that if I died tomorrow no one would know, let alone miss me. Yea I am being kind of an ass, comes with the mood. So as of now my SB is off, plus no one can PM me also, and don't bother calling or texting, don't have a phone anymore, not going to pay on it. But seeing how I am not important to anyone these things shouldn't be a problem to anyone, not that I care if it is. I know that I am not important, and no one cares about me, so i am just going to live my life in darkness. That will be my cross to bear now........ I had to steal this, its about me and I find it funny as hell!! ok.. so now i get to bitch some.. ya i was seeing someone.. was going great.. b

Say What?
As a bouncer I have the opportunity to review hundrds of salutes each week. Since the screen name is supposed to match the name on the salute sign, I pay a little more attention to it than I might otherwise. I see people with creative names, some really sad EMO ones ... and some kinda obnoxious, too :) Mine is a name someone on another social site gave me ... I used a variation of my first name there and we were discussing names ... she said that she thought I was a dilly dumpling, a little one ;) ... and I liked how that made me feel. Before that I had (have?) an online persona that developed many years ago at a site called breakupgirl.com. I was a participant on the site when it was about relationships and advice and I chose that to help me stay focused on the attributes I wanted to have: loyalty, adventurous, and honorable. But it really wasn't *me*. So, I made the switch when I joined fubar to be truthful about myself as I am. How did you choose your fubar screen name?

Pet Peeves
Here is a list im starting of pet peeves of mine...ill be adding to it as time goes on: 1: People that are deliberately stupid....like the people that refuse to learn anything,like how to plug in a piece of equipment into an electrical socket(which normal people learn as children),but they WILL holler at you because that equipment isnt working... 2. Disrespectful drivers: If you cant go the speed limit,then stay in the right lane,and DO NOT speed up when i try to pass you....also if im going up an on-ramp,and you are in the left lane,DO NOT change into the right lane as soon as im about to merge into the right lane,how dumb ARE people?...also people who cant multitask while driving...if you cant turn up the volume on your radio,talk on the phone,or holler at your kid/spouse without going off the road,then it should wait till you stop the car....people who dont yield when they are supposed to.....people who drive well below the speed limit on a country road,if you are scared to drive,

On Rats And Stealing
On Rats and Stealing I remember the day the man I called Dad taught me to steal. It was just like any other day in Camp Sea Ashe. My brother Randy and I had been down to the green (a green is the term used to describe a large expanse of grass in Europe) playing soccer with some of the local British lads. My best friend Colin had been teaching me how to trap the ball with the arch of one foot up against the heel of the other while running. The move was designed to toss the ball over your own head (and consequently your opponents) while at a full run. I had been able to pull it off a few times but generally my attempts had resulted in face plants. When we came walking in to Hill Bridge (that was the actual address of our "home"; Hill Bridge, Camp Sea Ashe, England) my dad was waiting on us. "There is a rat in the laundry room boys" he said from the couch while playing his guitar. Randy glanced at me and we just went to the closet and got the cage, cut-off brooms and our gloves; we kne

Live Auctions
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO EARN SOME FUBUCKS BY BEING AUCTIONED OFF....TONIGHT SCORPIOQUEEN AND MYSELF R GOING TO ATTEMPT TO HOLD THE FIRST AUCTION IN POLARISMANS LOUNGE......IT SHOULD BE ALOT OF FUN......IF YOU WANT TO BE AUCTIONED OFF....PLEASE PRIVATE MSG ME ON MY MAIN ACCT (BRWNEYEDGIRL35) WITH WHAT YOU WILL OFFER FOR YOUR BIDS......DOESNT START UNTIL 10PM EST TONIGHT........COME ON PPL....LETS HAVE SOME FUN.....TELL YOUR FRIENDS AS WELL....ANYONE IS WELCOME HEY EVERYONE......WE HAVE DECIDED TO START USING POLARISMAN'S LOUNGE...HE HAS BEEN WORKING HARD ON GETTING MUSIC TO STREAM IN THE LOUNGE.....PLUS.....NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS.....OR BE OWNED BY THEM.... BRWNEYEDGIRL35&SCORPIOQUEEN61 WILL BE DOING THE AUCTIONS....THEY WILL BE FRIDAY NIGHTS AT 10PM EST....IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW IS INTERESTED IN BEING SOLD (A GREAT WAY TO EARN THOSE FUBUCKS YOU NEED)....PLEASE PRIVATE MSG ONE OF THEM AND WE WILL GET YOUR NAME ADDED TO THE SLAVE LIST....HA HA....REMEMBER....THIS