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created on 11/12/2006  |  http://fubar.com/please-view/b23764
Greeting friends This was written to let all my friends know some things about me. My first name is Mark ( last name can and will be brought forth later in our friendship). I live within 15 miles of New Orleans Louisiana. I love to cook and can cook all most anything, I have many recipes and willing to share with those that want some. Cooking is an art and art takes time, I prefer to cook on very low heat ( food has a much better taste when done this way). OK >>>>>>> Now about me I have genetic condition known as Neurofibromatosis. No you CAN NOT get this from any contact with me, The only ones affected is my children. I have many nodules or small tumors all over my body. These are bumps of varing sizes, and yes they are ALL over. They range from the size of a US penny to the size of a grain of rice. This condition affect different people in different ways. It has given me curvature of my spine. When I was 24 or 25 years old one doctor wanted to do surgery to correct this by putting a steel rod in my back. He stated that I would not be able to work pass the age of 35 ...... I am way older than that and still going strong, I work in a shipyard building ships for our Navy. Now for the name I use as tonguer ........ I was taught about sex when I was 15 years old by a woman that was 29 years old. (If you want that story I can send to you later ) We were lovers for just over 3 years, she started calling me her tonguer when we were alone. I am tonguer_98 on yahoo, I do chat there a lot. Like I always say I do love a tasty woman. Please add me to your friends list on your yahoo. I have 2 children by a former marriage. One will soon be 30 and the other is 17. Please repost this ........... may find more people with NF....... Hugs to all

A Pastor's ass

The Pastors ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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