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My One And Only
YOU'RE MY FIRST THOUGHT EVERY MORNING YOU FILL MY DREAMS AT NIGHT THE ONE I'D NEVER GIVE UP ON WON'T LET GO WITHOUT A FIGHT YOU FILL MY DAYS WITH SUNSHINE MAKE ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I AM SPECIAL LIFT MY SPIRITS WHEN I AM BLUE YOU'RE NOT ONLY MY BEST FRIEND BUT, MY LOVER AND SO MUCH MORE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I CAN LEAN ON BABY, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I ADORE IF I COULD MAKE ONE WISH IT WOULD BE FOR TIME TO JUST STAND STILL THE MOMENT I FIRST TOUCH YOUR FACE THE MOMENT MY DREAM IS FULFILLED. © BY TAMMY REED

September 11th
WHERE WERE YOU THAT DAY? THAT WARM SEPTEMBER MORN WHEN OUR COUNTRY HOLDING HANDS STOOD AS ONE TO MOURN WERE YOU DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY? OR STANDING IN THE SHOPPING MALL? WERE YOU THINKING OF A LOVED ONE? OR DOING NOTHING AT ALL? HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN THE TOWERS FELL DOWN? DID YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WERE LUCKY? OR DID YOUR KNEES HIT THE GROUND? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? OH HOW COULD IT BE THAT SOMONE WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT WOULD AFFECT BOTH YOU AND ME? SOME OF OUR BRAVEST FELL THAT WARM DAY SAVING THOUSANDS OF LIVES GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. WHEN YOU STOP AND THINK OF ALL OUR COUNTRY HAS BEEN THROUGH KEEP IN MIND OUR FREEDOM DEPENDS ON ME AND YOU. SO, NOW WE STAND TOGETHER OUR COUNTRY AS A WHOLE WHAT WAS IT THAT MADE A DIFFERENCE? WAS IT GOD THAT TOUCHED YOUR SOUL? © SEPTEMBER 13TH, 2001 TAMMY REED

When Life Turns
When life turns A feeling of life, A new begaining to overcome. Yet a simple feeling is near, For something I steer around for which I fear. A ill fanted women looks to her horizon, Standing there in complete confussion, Her body is changeing, A life is developing, One she keeps to her self, for all well frown apon. Her face so flush, pale, and ghostly. Her life is changeing toward something that canot be avoided. A face that stays calm, to hide what is to arrive. A truth that will have to come out in time, For the world will know soon . Lying awake at night stareing at the one, The one who should know first. The words try to come out, I open my mouth to tell him, but nothing comes out, Is this a clue that it is not time. The day is here to tell , For the ground shakes around me, Perhaps it is my knees, in a fearfull state, My mouth becomes dry, for I am nervious, The words come out . "My

In Anothers Eyes
In another's eyes I'm someone who Loves her enough To walk away from you I'd never cheat And I would never lie In another's eyes In another's eyes I can do no wrong And he believes in me And his faith is strong I'd never fall Or even compromise In another's eyes In another's eyes I'm afraid that I can't see This picture perfect portrait That they paint of me They don't realize And I pray they never do 'Cause every time I look I'm seein' you In another's eyes In another's eyes Starin' back at me I see a sinkin' soul Tryin' desperately To turn the tide Before it dies In another's eyes And what they don't see Is killing me It's a blessing and a curse That love is blind 'Cause in another's eyes I'm afraid that I can't see This picture perfect portrait That they paint of me And they don't realize And I pray to God they never do 'Cause every time I look I'm seein' you In another's eyes

You've Been Tagged!
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 6. I am deathly afraid of the dark. 5. I won't let people watch me put contacts in. 4. I am deathly afraid of flying. 3. If you have socks on, you're not sleeping in the same bed as me. 2. I am allergic to scented lotions. 1. I tryed out for american idol when I was 20. =X 1.Six 2.Danny 3.Sexual Disorientation 4.Ronny 5.Dave 6.Tricia

Let's Just Set The Record Straight
To whom it may concern, Just because I posted a blog complaining about the current status of my love life DID NOT mean I was implying that I wanted people to start trying to cyber with me through SHOUTBOX. I really appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not in the mood. Also to those of you using Yahoo!... Don't add me to your friends list just to cyber either. If you're serious about communicating with me be human about it. I'm not hard up and I don't want *that* kind of attention. :-} -Robert

Got To See This.......
One Sentence is Enough to Break a Heart……One Second is Enough to Fall in Love……and One Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship. Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts. Sharing 7 Characters First i like u, then i loved u, Now i'm afraid to lose u, If you dont send this to everyone on ur list, u will lose the person you love. sorry i dont wanna lose the person i love.................................................................. .................................if i dont get this back i guess your not my friend. if u have a lot of love 4 someone... copy and send this 2 ur whole buddy list..in 5 min. ur true love Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see cams...It isn't the same.... We grow close...We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore..... We pray....."Ple

What Drug U Like? Lol!!!!
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you! Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down. You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

"a Wonderful Message" By George Carlin
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, b

Raging Calm
I have been so filled with rage these last couple days that I haven't even been able to think straight. Needless to say Nov. 10th cannot come soon enough. I count down the days until I can return home. Things seem to be getting worse and worse. I couldn't even write in my other blog today my mind was so twisted with anger. I guess, I truly was naive to think we would be able to part as friends. Randy calmed me more tonight than he could ever imagine. It's like he holds my sanity in his hands and I love him more and more every day. He aways knows just what to do to make me laugh and smile, of course, my Angel girl does too. She is my bestest hunny bunny. I can't wait until I get to meet her and Bill. I am lucky to have such great friends. I wouldn't know what to do without them. I need the girls to get their packing finished up soon. It's almost like they're dragging their feet, but it has to get done. I wish they would sit and talk to me about what they are feeling about me movi

Ideal Career
Your Career Type: Social You are helpful, friendly, and trustworthy. Your talents lie in teaching, nursing, giving information, and solving social problems. You would make an excellent: Counselor - Dental Hygienist - Librarian Nurse - Parole Officer - Personal Trainer Physical Therapist - Social Worker - Teacher The worst career options for your are realistic careers, like truck driver or farmer. What's Your Ideal Career?

Apology.....
MySpace Comments Graphics I just wanted to apologized to all of my friends, fans, and family for not being around as much as I used to be. I miss all the time I've missed lately, but my schedule has been a bit more busy lately. I do promise to make it up to all of you very soon. Thank you for your patience and understanding. Love to all, Crissy XOXOXO MySpace Comments Graphics

A Fresh Thought
I saw this in a bulletin today and it made tears come to my eyes. This is something that, well at one point, I thought was me and I thought I had. Here very soon I hope I will but if not that soon, I guess I will just have to wait. Cause as far as I am concerned, it's worth waiting for! To every woman that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every woman that has been cheated on,because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every woman that dresses cute,not skanky. To every woman who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every woman that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every woman who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every woman that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every woman who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every woman that cries at night because of another heartb

Tagged By Dave
Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: (in no particular order) 1.) I drive too fast at every possible chance with the music loud (and the windows down in summer lol) 2.) I'm addicted to popcorn even though it usually ends up down my shirt 3.) I really hate traffic. 4.) I love the smell of coffee but hate the taste 5.) I seriously HATE mornings 6.) I love to drive... just not when the stupid ppl are out... I'm going to tag Tasha Ron Tracey Kat Ally Christy

Passions Flames
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames

The Hamster Story..
If you have raised kids, and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!!! Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two hamsters he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "Oldest trick in the book, son," I informed him. "You go in to see what's wrong with the sick one and the other one sneaks up behind you and bonks you on the head. Then they change into your clothes and escape." "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best hamster-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little rodents was indeed lying on his back, looking distressed. I immediately knew what to do. Call the professional. "Honey," I called, "come look at the hamster!" "Oh my gosh," my wife diagnosed after a

How Sexual Are You?
You scored as Average. You are an Average in the sexual arena. In better words: Bland. You are like a robot and follow the norm in moral standards. Count yourself lucky if you have sex at all. Lubricate those joints and get out there and live a little, try new stuff.Very Kinky70%Average70%A Sicko40%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Me
Imaginative, erotic, passionate You prefer to have one partner and to try everything with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite, and you often create sexy scenarios to play out with your significant other. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com and me wen im in love Romantic, sensual, caring You prefer to make love. You like the intimacy that comes with sex and you are a very loyal person. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Poem
Single parent Every day you are tired and worn, Day after day your emotions are torn. You work hard to provide another meal, Wondering how you made it this far “can I deal?” Days seem longer and time goes slow, You wonder; how much further can you really go? Your feet ache and your back is sore, You wish you didn’t have to do it anymore. You push and push and sometimes get nowhere, And then you feel like no one cares. Then this sudden beam of hope and light, You open the door at the end of the night. Welcoming you like a brand new surprise, These beautiful and yet inquisitive eyes. This life that depends solely on you, To eat sleep and tie their shoes. To brush their teeth and their hair, To show them how much you care. To teach them all they need to know, To help them get strong smart and grow. Everything you do is just for them, The precious smile satisfaction again and again. So wake up just one more day, So you can make for them a better way. I bet you

*cough*
So the other day my new package arrived. It was my How-To Chinese Brush Animal painting kit. I thought it would be exciting to try and paint something like that. I am still working on my calligraphy, but I am better. I just have to work on the fancy stuff... anyhoo, the paint that was included in this kit looks like the type to be $4 a half ounze. So, hopefully this paycheck is mind boggingly huge, and I can go and get some different water color paints that are cheaper. That's my plan anyway. I'm putting more stuff on a Chirstmas list. If I paint something that looks some what decent, I'll post... Till then, wish me luck!

Dont Like Um
-DRUGS- look i know its "fun" but it fucks up your life! dont waste your time!!!you turn into a fucking retard when your on them, i hate them, and i also hate seeing my friends fuck up their lives/get kicked out/fuck up skool all because they wanted to get high!!! theres a reason y they are illegal, and its a waste of time, money, and ITS ALL FOR 2 HOUS OF "FUN" ... you know kus ... extacy and crack is great! i know i wanna chew through my tongue on E and pick till theres no skin left on crack, and why people do weed is beyond me ... its not dangerous but its fuckin dumb ... you get all lazy, over giggley, forgetful, you puke, and the great part of the high ... doing stupid shit you can tell your friends ... mean while other people loose all of their respect for you and you need a babysitter to make sure you dont do something really bad ... plus prison ... DRUGS ARE FUCKING DUMB!!! there is nothing good about them!!!

Leather Face
Which Horror Movie Killer Are You? LeatherFaceWow! LeatherFace, all i can say is that your messed up and you need help. Your pretty gruesome, using a chainsaw to kill, hanging people on hooks like clothes, and sewing peoples faces together to make your own. What a hobby! But it must run in the family, because their wierd too. But yeah, your a killer and you get the job done!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Sweetest Day
Observed the 3rd Saturday in the month of October, Sweetest Day observance originated in Cleveland in 1922. Herbert Birch Kingston, a philanthropist and candy company employee wanted to bring happiness into the lives of orphans, shut-ins and others who were forgotten. With the help of friends, he began to distribute candy and small gifts to the underprivileged. On the first Sweetest Day, movie star Ann Pennington presented 2,200 Cleveland newspaper boys with boxes of candy to express gratitude for their service to the public. Another popular movie star, Theda Bara, distributed 10,000 boxes of candy to people in Cleveland hospitals and also gave candy to all who came to watch her film in a local theater. Primarily a regional observance celebrated in the Great Lakes region and the Northeast, Sweetest Day is gradually spreading to other areas of the country. People tend to take the Sweetest Day tradition with them when they move. Ohio is the top state for Sweetest Day sales, foll

Woohoo For Guns!
You scored as Assault Rifle. You are soldier. Or you want to be a soldier. Or you just love military-type firearms. You need assault rifle. M16 or AK-47 will do good.Assault Rifle75%Pistol75%Sniper Rifle56%Revolver56%Shotgun56%SMG44%Machinegun31%What Firearm Fits You Best?created with QuizFarm.com

Whos Got The Hottest Tatas??
big dood -juggalo homie-@ LostCherry PROUDLY PRESENTS THE BIG DOOD BIG BOOB CONTEST NO DRAMA GIFTS AND PRIZES FOR THE WINNER!! COME ON LADIES LETS SHOW THEM WHAT A BOOB CONTEST IS ALL ABOUT!!! NO DRAMA NO CHEATING SEND YOUR PHOTO LINK TO BIG DOOD!! STARTS SATURDAY 12 pm Central Music Video Codes - MySpace Layouts

Ha Wtfe!
right now im fawkin pissed off right now i want to go fawkin curb stomp sumbodii...and u ppl say well y is GenGen so pissii dnt worry bout it Gen is gunna be ok its tyme to hit da fawkin bar! fukk it im gettin scummii and if i puke who cares cuz Gen is gunna get to da point where she cant walk tonight LoL Im jus fed up wif a lot of shyt in my life and i am sooooo fawkin stressed out right now fawk it fawk it fawk it.......if yallz dnt hear frm mii tomrrow its prolly cuz i went to jail again lmmfao or jus passed out drunk somewhere who knoz who carez..alwayz remember liquor before da beer ur in da clear FAWKERZ!!!!!!

Random Words
Here I sit before this computer. Watching the letters turn to words. My tired eyes phasing in and out. I sit and think what to write about. So rather than be creative as I should, I simply write what I do. My mind is weary as my eyes blurr. My heart hurts as my body aches. But it doesnt make much diffrence, I know my emotions continue to stir. I think I'll fail. I think I'll never be good enough. But it doesnt matter what this test does say. For in my own weary mind and blurred vision, Im just enough. .::. Loyal .::.

I Dreamed Of You Last Night
I dreamed of you last night. The look on your face as you saw me standing there near the waters edge. The softness of your steps as you came near. The way you held your breath as though some spell might be broken. I dreamed of you last night. How I felt when you held me in your arms. The way you kisses me softly in the darkness of night. How you shielded me from the chilled that was all around. I dreamed of you last night... And I was sad.. As it was only a dream. I did this one last year, and I still like it. .::. Loyal .::.

Strange But True
What's your inner power? (Girls only sorry. Beautiful anime pictures, lengthy results) Empathy- Your inner power is Empathy! This means that you have a talent for identifying others emotions, often by simply glancing at them. You are EXTREMELY shy and quiet. People sometimes dont notice youre around and seem surprised to find out you even exist in a big class. Youre the often silent, goody two shoes, and few get passed the walls youve built up to stop yourself being hurt, as you no doubt have been in the past. Not everyone understands you, in fact some think that youre a snob or worse because you rarely participate in group activities. Youre extremely sensitive, even the least harsh of words can hurt you. Only your very few, closest friends who have earned your hard-to-get trust know who you really are inside; a sweet, gentle young woman who is lonely and so desperately needing friends to support you. You can get very depressed and not always know why, despite your power of empa

Confused.........
i don't know what to put in this blog this time.. i am just really confused about things.. life in general! i mean.... why do things happen the way they do? it really is all planned out and we just don't know it yet huh? i thnk thats what it is.. i know everything happens for a reason.... so... i will sit back and let it happen!

A Forever Friend (for My Best Friend)
A friendship is forever, if a friend is true. They must be by your side, no matter what you go through. They listen to your problems and try to help you out, and tell you what you need to know, even if they have to shout. They'll never leave your side when you ask them to stay, and no matter what the hour, they're just a phone call away. They're there to wipe your tears, even if you cry the Nile, and any type of frown they can turn into a smile. Even with all your troubles, they can fill your life with joy, and help you to get over the rejection as if it were a lost toy. They'll stay up till early morning just so you two can talk, and when you need to think things out, they'll go with you for a walk. You see, a good friend will be there no matter what you do. Dear friend, I am this friend, and more. To you I will be true. Let our friendship be like a circle, for circles are forever; they have no end and that is precisely how long I would lik

I Love You
I will love you till the end You are my best friend This is not your time You have so much more to live for Its been 5 years And were still best friends We talk about everything And I get you to admit if you like a boy or not I don't know what I will do without you I look up to you for so much I love you! I need you I wish it was me who was dieing Instead of you I cant explain how much ill miss you It cant be done You will still be in my heart Forever and always Ill remember the night we went to the movies Then went to the park instead I wish I had more time with you More memories More times to tickle you And chase you

The Gift
Maybe the Gods/Goddesses want us to meet a few wrong people before we meet the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we spend so much time looking at the closed door to notice the one which has been opened for us. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had. It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they’ll love you back! Don’t expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart, but if it doesn’t, be content that it grew in yours. It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes

To Let Go
you and i used to be so close it seemed but then you changed and thought to much about things that just werent there you crushed my heart and now i cry wish we were back in time when you and i could just be friend to laugh and cry no matter i seem to try you just dont see me for me you think that i am something else cuzz of something in your head and i must turn and walk away so i dont fall apart

Reality Be
we walk with intellegence we speace with vigalence we crusade as if we have a mission, and go no - where - fast we walk a mile in our shoes and shrug or shoulders at the blues we never seldom see past our own noses, we glance at another, but we dont see them we see what we exspect to see we judge by the color of their eyes the build of their body, what they have that we can benifit from we dont really see whats out there whats underneath the layers we dont value the whole person we just sit and stare exspect what we cant exspect from our own lives we consume our prey every step of the way plowing the streets like construction works making our own paths forgetting others long the way we have no real conception of wrong or right we ignore the tools we learned we hurt we distroy and manipulate each other as if on a giant chees bored ponder to the thought, do you must you gain from loving imperfection do we need that trouphy gf, do we

Poetry Of Sex
he sits there at a party he feels drained and beat he feels like its a waiste of time yet he cant move his feet he looas around at every one how imature some people are the drama and the fun he looked across the room saw he standing there red plastic cup in hand slow sips trying not to be noticed hopeing no one will stare he glances continuallie over moving his head just a lil to make it not so noticalbe that he likes to look at her she with long dark hair bright brilliant eyes a shapely figure, and a smile to no compare she starts to walk one foot lingers behind the other her walk is almost motionless he feels hypnotised he wants to walk on over and talk to her there but his feet are lazy they will not move and he studders in his head how how can i talk to her what have i to offer her maybe another red plastic cup of vodca with something sweet to mix she walks right by him and brushs his thoughts of insperation flung his m

Break Me
im a hard case an angel in black control your emotions or get stuck in the back Im a heretic when it comes to your love Ill leave you standing here when push comes to shove so take me down and bury me deep blood trail coming from the wounds that are deep so bleed me dry and blacken my eyes and feel your body tremble when you see me die break me

What's A Good Pet For A Vampire?
What's a Good Pet for a Vampire? by HelenofTroy © ((Did I hear some shadowy cries for deviancy? ;) Anyway, this is probably the longest thing I've submitted so far, but I didn't think it made any narrative sense to break it into pieces. However, the catch-all category of fantasy is a little broad, and there are several scenes (separated by a '*') in here. So no one has any nasty surprises as to content, here's what they involve: Scene 1: M/F oral and sex. Scene 2: M/F group sex and some F/F oral. Scene 3: M/F anal, mild bondage and vampire activities. Scene 4: More M/F group activities, with some toys and voyeurism as well. Scene 5: Some F masturbation and brief violence. Scene 6: Nudity and brief violence. Last scene: M/F nonconsent (acted by the reluctant party), strong violence, more vampire activities. As always, feedback and votes are appreciated.)) ** Shianne dangled her long, shapely legs over the edge of the second-story balcony and stared a

What's A Good Pet For A Vampire?
Michael was the consummate gentleman, and started first by pleasuring her. Shianne moaned aloud as his lips and tongue found her nether lips and began to explore. He nipped playfully and he teased with his tongue, and everything he did seemed to bring warmth and pleasure to her body. His tongue darted inside her, tasting her wet darkness, and his lips ran themselves across her clit. What made her shiver the most, though, was the little hints of teeth that he displayed every once in a while. The brief sensation of his enamel touching her clit, or one of her labium, or even skimming the sensitive skin around her sex made her cry out with desire. Much to her dismay, Michael kept these instances to a minimum, instead using his pink tongue and soon after his fingers to bring her to orgasm. Then, as she finally couldn't lie still and bucked her hips against him at the intensity of everything, she felt what she'd been waiting for. Two sharp points of pain, completely at odds with the lu

New Ink
Wuz up all you hot and sexy cherries. I got a new tatoo. stop by and tell me what you think and thanks to all my friends for all the nice words. I will be moving in a week so I will not be online for a few days. When I get all moved in a will send love all of you. thanks again I will be back soon..

Beef Steak & Potato Kabobs
This recipe is an excellent source of protein, niacin, vitamin B6, vitamin B12, iron and zinc and it taste good! Ingredients: 1 pound boneless beef top sirloin steak, cut 1 inch thick 1 pound all-purpose potatoes 2 medium yellow or zucchini squash Sauce: 3/4 cup steak sauce 2 large cloves garlic, minced Instructions: 1. Cut potatoes into 1-1/2-inch pieces. Place in microwave-safe dish; cover with vented plastic wrap. Microwave on HIGH 6 to 8 minutes or until just tender, stirring once. Cool slightly. 2. Combine sauce ingredients in 1-cup glass measure. Microwave on HIGH 1-1/2 minutes, stirring once. 3. Cut squash lengthwise in half. Cut beef steak and squash into 1-1/4-inch pieces. Combine beef, squash, potatoes and 1/3 cup sauce in large bowl; toss. Alternately thread beef and vegetables onto metal skewers. 4. Place kabobs on grid over medium, ash-covered coals. Grill, uncovered, about 10 to 12 minutes for medium rare to medium doneness, turning occasionally

Creamy Chocolate Kahlua Pie
Ingredients: 1 cup 2% low fat milk, cold 1 small pkg sugar-free vanilla flavor instant pudding & pie filling 1 Tbsp espresso or instant coffee powder (not crystals) 1 (8 oz) tub light whipped topping, thawed 2 Tbsp Kahlua coffee liqueur or cold, strong coffee 1 (9-inch) chocolate low-fat graham cracker crust, such as Keebler® Instructions: Pour cold milk into a medium bowl. Add pudding mix and coffee powder. Beat with a wire whisk for 2 minutes. Gently stir in 1-1/2 cups of the whipped topping and Kahlua liqueur or cold, brewed coffee. Spoon into crust. Cover (I usually invert the plastic cover from prepared graham crust) and freeze 2 hours or until firm. Place pie in refrigerator at least 30 minutes before serving to soften. Top with remaining whipped topping. Store leftover pie in refrigerator. Nutritional Information: Nutritional Information (per serving): 113 Cal; 4 g Fat; 13 g Carb; 2 mg Cholesterol; 76 mg Sodium. Dietary Exchanges: 1/2 Starch; 1 Fat.

Dark Thoughts
I SEE YOU. YOUR AS SWEET TO MY EYES,AS CANDY IS TO YOUR LIPS. YOUR WARM AND SOFT. I CAN'T WAIT TO RIPE YOU APART. I LOVE THE HOT AND RED CENTER OF YOU. IT IS SWEETER TO ME, THEN THE FINEST WINE YOU'VE TASTED. I SEE YOU COME CLOSE TO MY SHADOWY PATH. I LAY LOW READY TO STRICK. IT TAKES ALL MY WILL TO WAIT. FFFIIINNEELLY;YOUR IN MY ARMS. NOW I RIPE YOU APART UNTILL YOUR MINE. THEN I LET YOU GO,YOUR WILL NEVER REMEMBER ME. BUT YOU'LL BARE MY MARK FOREVER ON YOUR SOUL. >>>;)

Tell Me The Truth
I dare you... to tell me the truth.. The first thing you noticed about me 1. Four things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. Three things you want to do with me 1. 2. 3. One word that describes me 1. One question for me 1.

Alone
All alone. Sitting in the corner. seeing the two walls join. It hurts to know they can. In a room... None of that silly doom and gloom. The need to rhyme well past its prime. Thoughts are floating. Twisting and turning. Melting to nothing but hopelessness... What do I do? Alone in a world full of people. Screaming at the dark and not even heard. Banging my head the wall gives a damn. Then again it seems it's the only one...

Conversations
"How you doing, West?" "I'm lovely jubbly, Sir. You? "Not too bad, just glad that this voyage is underway again." "Me, too, sir, although I can't wait to get off duty." "Why is that, West?" "Well, sir, our last stop got that new bird in Engineering." "You gonna try your Luck with Miss Lo?" "Yes sir, I got a thing for Asian women." "You don't stand a chance West. Your not her type." "Is that right, sir? You gonna give me some competition?" "Well I would but it wouldn't be competition then. Sort of like a Starship such as this going up against a transport." "Well, sir, I have had success in the past." "How many women is it on board now?" "Twenty three and counting, Sir." "Not bad." "If I may, sir, how many is it for you?" "None." "None?" "None." "And that is competition, Sir?" "Well, West, I haven't even bothered. But I could out wit you with women any day." "Well, sir, if I might be so bold as to put a f

My Faraway Heart
We felt it was love at first sight, that warm and sultry prom night, You were not my date, but covered his shift, and when we walked in the bussiness place where you were filling in, as my date showed me off, you almost jumped over the counter. We hit it off right away, and decided we wanted to be together. You had a plan in place, and were getting ready to leave the state, I could not let go, not now, you had already become a part of my heart.So I asked to come along and you said yes. We traveled a bit, and I kept in touch with home to reasure them I was alright. Then bad news came, my mother was dying, and you knew my heart ached. You took me home, knowing anything could happen, and it did. It was hard to take knowing it was a trap, and we both suffered. Even tho a rabbit would have to die to prove you were going to be a father, I knew already, even down to the date. Because of the actions of our families you ended up on the street and always in a fog, in jeopardy if you wer

Passive
PASSIVE Dead as dead can be, my doctor tells me But I just cant believe him, ever the optimistic one I�m sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy Wake up and face me, dont play dead cause maybe Someday I will walk away and say, You disappoint me, Maybe youre better off this way Leaning over you here, cold and catatonic I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been It's your right and your ability To become my perfect enemy Wake up (we'll catch you) and face me (come one now), Don�t play dead (don't play dead) Cause maybe (because maybe) Someday Ill (someday I'll) walk away and say, You disappoint me, Maybe youre better off this way Maybe youre better off this way Maybe youre better off this way Maybe youre better off this way You�re better of this; you�re better off this; Maybe youre better off! Wake up (can't you) and face me (come on now), Don�t play dead (don't play de

Top 10 Things Women Would Do If They Woke Up With A Penis For A Day...
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

Just A Little Message
Just a Little Message This little greeting, I'm sending your way. Hoping that maybe, I'll brighten your day! With it comes happiness, Love and good cheer. Wishing you laughter, Throughout the whole year. Not a tear in your eye, But a smile on your face. One that's so bright and can, light up the darkest place Laughter ringing, So loud and so true. That no one around you, Could ever be blue. Just remember these wishes, I'm sending your way. Just hoping that maybe, You'll have a nice day! don't be too busy today... pass along the friendship!

A Zoo Story
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now." Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again. The policeman stops the guy and says, "What on earth are you doing with that sheep?" The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I''m taking him to the movies."

Song Of The Goddess By Scott Cunningham
I am the Great Mother, worshipped by all creation and existent prior to their consciousness. I am the primal female force, boundless and eternal. I am the chaste Goddess of the Moon, the Lady of all magic. The winds and moving leaves sing my name. I wear the crescent Moon upon my brow and my feet rest among the starry heavens. I am mysteries yet unsolved, a path newly set upon. I am a field untouched by the plow. Rejoice in me and know the fullness of youth. I am the blessed Mother, the gracious Lady of the harvest. I am clothed with the deep, cool wonder of the Earth and the gold of the fields heavy with grain. By me the tides of the Earth are ruled ; things come to fruition according to my season. I am refuge and healing. I am the life-giving Mother, wondrously fertile. Worship me as the Crone, tender of the unbroken cycle of death and rebirth. I am the wheel, the shadow of the Moon. I rule the tides of women and men and give release and renewal to weary souls. Though the

New Photoset On Www.viciousvamp.com
I just posted a new photoset in the Glamour/Strip Tease section of my website called "Red and Black Waist Cincher". Go check it out at www.ViciousVamp.com". And don't forget to check out Vanessa at Corsetry by Vanessa who made my beautiful waist cincher.

Passion
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Mysterious100%Passion100%Eyes full of Pain67%Diamond Eyes58%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Romantic Or Realistic
You Are A Realistic Romantic It's easy for you to get swept away by romance... But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective. You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

Mobile Phone Use 'damages Sperm'
Men who use mobile phones could be risking their fertility, warn researchers. A new study shows a worrying link between poor sperm and the number of hours a day that a man uses his mobile phone. Those who made calls on a mobile phone for more than four hours a day had the worst sperm counts and the poorest quality sperm, according to results released yest at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine annual meeting in New Orleans. Doctors believe the damage could be caused by the electromagnetic radiation emitted by handsets or the heat they generate. The findings suggest millions of men may encounter difficulties in fathering a child due to the widespread use of mobile phones and offers another possible explanation for plummeting fertility levels among British males. Researchers found those men who used a phone for four hours or more a day had fewer sperm and those they had moved less well and were of poorer quality. The Ohio study involving 364 men was pre

Today
Ok, so today I have started to write a blog several times and just haven't found really anything important to say I guess. I was really disappointed that I didn't win "The Most Impressive Cleavage" contest. I though more of my friends and or fans would have voted for me, but oh well guess it wasn't that impressive. Have a great day all. Darla

True Joke #1
ok my co-workers an i were eating lunch in the breakroom when someone decided to start talking about marriages. a front office girl looked at a counselor who's been married a few times and asked "hey, how much did your first wedding cost?" the couselor replied "oh, it cost me about $12,000" the front office girl was surprised at the amount and proceeded to ask "how long did "it" (your marriage) last?" the counselor said with a serious look "All day!!" hahahahehehe lmao! i swear this guy cracks me up every damn day

My First Day At Work....
well first day at work went well. groomed 5 dogs (would have been 6, but my boss likes to try and get them all done by at least 4)...AFTER i had to come back home and get my clippers b/c i forgot them. my roomie said he would bring it to me later b/c he was sleeping.....MEN. hehe, i lub him though, he's cool. my boss said she things will work out great since i already know alot, and all she's showing me are a few things on how she does some of the grooming....which doesn't bother me one bit, b/c the customers are used to there dogs looking a certain way and i want to make sure they're happy. I will be getting paid every friday which is kinda cool. i just hope i will be getting enough to take care of things....like fix my truck which is starting to sound bad, and my half of the rent, and all that kind of stuff. I will also have weekends off...except for the saturday's b/4 x-mas and thanksgiving, which is fine with me. so things are starting to kind of look up with all that. but emotio

Dont Say..........
Dont say you love When you really hate Dont say you love When your really just confused Love Thats just a 4 letter word When you dont understand it's true meaning Love Is that 4 letter word thats always made me cry Don't say our love will last forever When you really just mean till tomarrow If your confused Than just stay quiet Because love is driving me insane Why do you love? Explain Then maybe you might be telling the truth Dont look to the future If your not ready for the present Or stable in it now How can you say Well get married If the love isn't there To many storys to write Just dont say Well love eachother forever Because Those words Are ripping me to shreads

Heartless
ive got another mess im in and you dont seem to be helpin im pretty much broken down and worth nothin I cant seem to feel alright Ill pray i can make it another night Ive never met anyone like you you turned your back on me you left me broken for the world to see each time we talk you take me down I cant live without a sound I know its hard to be you no feelings in your heart no kind words for anyone think of yourself and then youre done live your life for only you its really sad but very true youve left me broken down again dont care about the hell im in you think you got it figured out no remorse without a doubt but youll be sorry some day this feeling wont go away its a shame we have to lose and that you made me choose to stay away for good I dont think youve ever understood so now I wont try its time to say goodbye

Poem: Who I Am
Just one of my blogs that I decided to bring over from my Myspace blog. I dont know what you may think of it but I do write alot. This is just a little sampling of my work. Who I Am Hate and anger build within me. I don't need your sympathy. I don't need love, I don't need anything. Just feed me with your screaming. Deafing sound in my ear. Blood curdling screams for me to hear. They are my lulabies. My nectar your tears and all your cries. I feed upon your misery. And I am amused by all your tragities. I am not your best friend. I just want to see your end. You can trust me to be myself. Adorned with your wealth. For I am a true bringer of hardships I am that creature. All this is true, It is my true nature. You will never see me give, because all I do is take. Hahahaha! Can you even figure out that my laughter is all fake? I'll take all from you that I need. Until I know you can give no more, then I will make you bleed. All these things I will take by char

Ecstasy's Dance
My bed is lonely, and so cold too As I lay here alone and dream of you Ooh, how I want you desperately To have you here in bed with me To feel your body cover mine Our passion raw and unconfined Your manhood stiff as I pull you near Whispering my needs into your ear As I feel you enter me deep within Ooh, the pleasure your love instills As my body trembles with throbbing thrills Ooh, My Love! Deeper! I beg... Surrounding your waist with the length of my legs My mouth at your throat, my teeth lightly graze As you're giving me all that my hunger craves Moving as one, like the waves of the ocean Thrusting and grinding in continuous motions Your name on my lips time and again Hugging you you tightly so deep within The sound of your breathing heavy and hard As urgency carries us overboard Wrapped around you, as over we roll My hands holding yours as I take control My body with yours so perfectly tuned Moaning with pleasure, like wolves to the moon Slow and steady in

The Impyrial Death March/san Marcos Incident ...bad News
Everyone, I have to extend my apologies to all of you. I'll understand if my credibility has been shaken with some if not most of you but the only thing I ask is the ability to explain. First, The Three-Day Impyrial Death March has not gone down as expected. The show lasted from approximately 7pm EST until 4am EST. Why? The server's encoder constantly errored stating that it couldn't send information quickly enough. After discussion with Doc, the station's head, we figured it must be my connection. Severe thunderstorms over this past weekend did temporarily take out both my internet AND my phone. Even though it only took out my internet for only about two hours (I'm on DSL), it took out my phone until Monday afternoon sometime. A call to tech support after a full reboot of both the tower and the modem lead to a speed test which showed my range being awesome, I tried reconnecting and with no luck. I still have about four hours worth of the original playlist left, t

Moon Phases
One of the oldest correspondences for the Moon is the element of water, to the Kabbalist she is called Marah, "The bitter sea from which all life comes and must return." She is also the Superior or Greater Mother; the Inferior or Lesser Mother is called the Sephira Malkuth, traditionally symbolized as the many nature goddesses of folklore. The Moon in ancient history is closely tied with the spiritual or religious experiences of a culture, each culture keeping to the clock of the monthly lunar cycle. The light from the Sun and the Moon were included in the ancient Chinese concepts of 'Yin' and 'Yang.' This principle is the balance of opposites. In this correlation, the Sun represents 'Yang,' the positive masculine principle, and the Moon represents 'Yin,' the receptive (negative) feminine principle. This tradition seems to be a part of most other cultures as well. In the study of Astrology the Moon is said to preside over the sign of Cancer. Among ancient peoples the Moon has bee

My Denied Friend Request Msg To "storme"
It annoys me to no end when someone bases their profile on the amount angles of skin shots they litter throughout. Is that who your telling me you are..? A person who is naked most of the time, with no life..? Replace those useless pics with pics of your kids(if you have some) or your family, or things you like to do Cheap sexual attention is just that... cheap I have 1 pic showing, I guess, skin... but, its just my frikkin arms:oP:oP I deny ALL of you with at least half skin pics... cause, think about it, isn't it bad enough when creeps undress you with their eyes, in public, let alone maybe even having HAD seen you naked, in the first place..? You leave nothing to the imagination, and, thats what turns me off... No mystery, no nothing... Just skin:oP DENIED!!

As You Can Tell::
well, as most people can tell- i don't go online alot. and unlike myspace i'm trying not to just randomly collect people like pokemon... at least for a little while. there's lots of this site that i haven't had time or want to play w/ yet... give me time. i'm currently: working full-time, school part-time, full-time boyfriend/house-work, spending time w/ a select few friends, constant berage (sp?) of dr. appt's. so i'm sorry in advance if you don't get replies from me for weeks at a time, ect.

Going Out Of Town For A Wedding
I'm about to check out on leave and start driving 510 miles to Gatlinburg TN. I'll be gone until Sunday evening. My second wife's second daughter is marrying a Second Class (Petty Officer) shipmate from my last ship. I introduced them 2 years ago by email when we deployed to the north Atlantic, Mediterranean Sea, and Arabian Gulf. Over the course of the six months we were gone, they communicated by email and when we got back, she came up here from her hometown to meet him. They hit it off and are so good for each other. The wedding is Friday afternoon, which is (by pure coincidence) my father's 65th birthday and 17 years to the day I first reenlisted aboard my first ship. Wish them well. Tracey from Gulfport and Andrew from Memphis. They will make their home in Norfolk VA.

A Simple Friend
A simple friend has never seen you cry. Your best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. Your best friend has their phone numbers in her address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. Your best friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. Your best friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. Your best friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. Your best friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. Your best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. Your best friend expects to always be there for you!

Life
Life It’s about taking chances, taking risks… About caring when no one cares back. It’s about making a choice Between right and wrong… About making the best of a bad situation… It’s about not giving up When you’re convinced it’s over. Life isn’t about living or dying… It’s about surviving and making the most of it all. Life is about being all you can be. It’s living your life…to the fullest! Life…live it well… And, as Spock says, “Live long, and prosper.” Rhiannon 10-7-96 *ok, the end is corny, but it was all i could think of. lol*

Mine Eyes Are Open
Mine Eyes Are Open I open my eyes To meet every day… The sky is dark, The animals are stirring… And the trees stand tall… But it’s cold, And the trees are bare. It’s fall…one of the darkest times of the year. If only I could close my eyes… And end Fall this very instant… Better still…close my eyes… And end my very existence! Rhiannon 10-10-96

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laug

Goodbye My Lover By James Blunt
Did I disappoint you or let you down? Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown? 'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun, Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won. So I took what's mine by eternal right. Took your soul out into the night. It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care. You touched my heart you touched my soul. You changed my life and all my goals. And love is blind and that I knew when, My heart was blinded by you. I've kissed your lips and held your head. Shared your dreams and shared your bed. I know you well, I know your smell. I've been addicted to you. Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. You have been the one. You have been the one for me.(x2) I am a dreamer but when I wake, You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take. And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile. I've watched you sleeping for a while. I'd be the father o

Heaven Can Wait By Meatloaf
Heaven can wait, And a band of Angels wrapped up in my heart, Will take me through the lonely night, Through the cold of the day. And I know, I know, Heaven can wait, And all the gods come down here just to sing for me, And the melody's gonna make me fly, Without pain, without fear. Give me all of your dreams, And let me go alone on your way. Give me all of your prayers to sing, And I'll turn the night into the skylight of day. I got a taste of paradise, I'm never gonna let it slip away. I got a taste of paradise, It's all I really need to make me stay Just like a child again. Heaven can wait. And all I've got is time until the end of time. I won't look back. I won't look back. Let the altars shine. And I know that I've been released, But I don't know to where, And nobody's gonna tell me now, And I don't really care. No, no, no. I got a taste of paradise. That's all I really need to make me stay. I got a taste of paradise. If I had it any sooner you know

My Color
You scored as Purple. Purple is powerful, just like you. You are a very devoted person that likes to get things finished and you do this by balancing out fun and seriousness. This way you get the best of both and no matter what always end up winning. You are very competitive, driven and have an aura of mystery about you which sometimes people find astounding.Orange94%Purple94%Red89%Blue78%Green61%Black61%White44%Pink39%Yellow17%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Angel Of Mine
I love you so much that words can't explain this joy that I have for you. When I am at the weakest point of my life you are there encouraging me to run this race because I am not only cause you are there with me. You are on my mind day and night. When we are apart I picture you gracious smile and gentle hug. I can let my feelings out to you and won't regret it because no matter what is you are always on my side. I thank God for sending me someone like you who is precious and loving. and kind you are my angel baby and i love you So I can truly say that you are the Angel of My Life!

Do You Know What Makes A Woman Special?
Well I'm not an expert but let's see if I have the right idea..... > It's not always what you see on the outside... > It's not in the clothes she wears.. > It's not the size of her backside... > Or the what she does'nt wear.... > A woman can be alot of things... > A daughter,a mother,a wife,a friend, or a fling.... But to me what makes a woman special is the beauty that God gave her on the inside and outside....We spend a lot of time judging a woman by the way she looks....Thank God he made them ALL beautiful....But we should be looking in their eyes to see what they are really made of..They may come off as a b.t.h but deep inside there is the heart and soul of a very special person....I believe that all woman should be adored and loved because they are created with a piece of us men..therefore if we treat them wrong we are lacking respect for us... Always show every woman the respect they deserve.....because without them we'd all be queers......I hope I made my point...love all

Easy Tricky Treat
INGREDIENTS: * 1 large navel orange * sherbet or ice cream * candy corn PREPARATION: Make an orange jack-o-lantern. Cut large orange one third from the top and scoop out the pulp. Chop and reserve. Draw jack-o-lantern face on the orange. Partly fill orange with fruit and top with a scoop of sherbet or ice cream. Replace top third of orange as a jaunty cap. Garnish with a piece of candy corn for the pumpkin stem.

More Random Poetry Of Mine
"MARY J SPEAKS UP" When people look at me They don't see what I want them to see All they see is poor old broken me, so fucking sad Yeah well, my life ain't that bad Sure I'm sick and twisted I'm sorry, but you can't fix it This life that I lead It's me I have to beat Not self inflicted, no way Yet not done by another, I say Believe me? I think not Hear me? My brain is in a fucking knot I try to think about this shit But the solutions I can never hit What the fuck is wrong with me? Why is it the bad that you assholes only see? Stop this shit, I don't need it anymore Shut the fuck up! I'm not a fucking whore! Stop the rumours, please, I'm begging you Stop the cruelty, what more can I do? You've taken away my pride, you happy now? You've humiliated me to death, like the huge crowd.... Of people standing over me? Of them seeing my fucking heart bleed? Now you've done it, you've killed me, happy? I hope you're satisfied, that you don't end up like me

Jokes For Friday October 27, 2006
HPesky Telemarketer The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this

Halloween Weekend Is Finally Here
Finally the weekend I've been waiting for since May!!! Why? Well to be honest back in May I was a bit of a fatty...or at least I thought I was. So all summer I worked hard, watched what I ate, stopped drinking and began to exercise. My goal was to drop all the weight I wanted to lose by Halloween. Well the weekend is finally here and I have only 5 pounds left to go. (Not bad!!!!) I'm so close to my goal that by the actual day..TUESDAY...I might reach it. I've dropped close to 50 pounds over the past 6 months and this weekend I finally get to show off my accomplishments by wearing some HOT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES that will express my inner self. Starting with this evening when I attend a party at my friend's bar as the NAUGHTY SCHOOL GIRL. (Oh, BEHAVE!!!!) Then tomorrow night...a Halloween House party where I will be the sexiest Grim Reaper anyone has ever seen! What to wear to work though on Tuesday...Hmmmmm? Gotta think fast on this one. Must be work appropria

Your Skin
Your skin, I love to touch, I love to touch your skin. Soft, succulent, delicious skin on legs, belly, breasts, I love to touch your skin. Our mouths, with gentle suction, pulling and drawing, Our tongues, entwined in rhythmical dance, sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united. Thick protrusion enters your skin, your skin, I love to touch

How Itll Be
ive returned to the scene of the crime backed down from a one sided love affair Ive filled my days with piece of mind cant hold up this cross I bare I feel you coming near taking my breath away the sky is becoming clear on this darkened roadway youve come full circle back to me and now the time has come near fill your eyes with irony living with all your fear you cant escape how you feel when youre so damn near me you cant seem to get your fill this is how it will always be

Bama Breeze
At the Bama Breeze You can shoot some pool down there You can act a fool down there You can play it cool down there At the Bama Breeze You can drink some beer down there Argue, laugh, and cheer down there Pass another year down there Jimmy got caught smoking a joint Out behind the bar Sittin' in his car And they took him to jail The tip jar paid his bail In 1984 Mick Jagger Passed through town Bought the house a round Signed his name on the wall In the Ladies bathroom stall... yeah At the Bama Breeze I turned 21 down there Had too much fun down there Stumbled out with the sun down there Saturday Night the Bouncer Grady Lets the ladies in free with the fake I.D And the short-enough skirt Yea figures what the hell could it hurt Second set the owner Lulu Get's up with the band A beer in her hand And sings "Freebird" slow Then she raises a toast Here's to Ronnie and the boys Now everybody make some noise! At th

Godsmack-sick Of Life
Paralyzed. Nothing's getting through to me. Hypnotized from all my surroundings. I wanna be something I could never be. I wanna say things that I could never say. Yeah, I'm gonna do it again! Sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life. Dragged down. Rubbing my face in the ground. No time for the undecided. I wanna know why I've always felt alone. And I wanna love. Why am I untouchable? Yeah, I'm gonna do it again! Sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life. I never wanted to be sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life.

Spider Web Pumpkin Cheesecake
18 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, finely crushed (about 1-1/2 cups) 2 Tbsp. butter or margarine, melted 3 pkg. (8 oz. each) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 3/4 cup sugar 1 can (15 oz.) pumpkin 1 Tbsp. pumpkin pie spice 3 eggs 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1 square BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate 1 tsp. butter or margarine PREHEAT oven to 350°F if using a silver 9-inch springform pan (or 325°F if using a dark 9-inch nonstick springform pan). Mix cookie crumbs and 2 Tbsp. butter; press firmly onto bottom of pan. Set aside. BEAT cream cheese and sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Add pumpkin and pumpkin pie spice; mix well. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing on low speed after each addition just until blended. Pour over crust. BAKE 50 to 55 min. or until center is almost set; cool slightly. Carefully spread sour cream over top of cheesecake. Run knife or metal spatula around rim of pan to loosen cake; cool before

Funny Joke - New Priest In Town
Funny Joke - New Priest in Town There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, Ill quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had fallen. This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age. A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. "Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me theyve fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I dont know what youre laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!

Are You Easy?
Guys Think You're Easy to Be With... But Not Easy You're definitely a flirt - and a good one. But you also know that you shouldn't make a move on any cute guy who passes by. You save your seductive moves for someone who already knows the real you. That way, your sex appeal is just part of the whole package. Are You Easy?

Freedom..... Is Mine.
my heart is no longer yours.... my body is no longer yours.... my life is no longer yours... i am going to live for me.... and only me.... i am going to do what i want to do.... i'm going to go places... do things... see people.... as i see fit.... i'm not going to protect your feelings anymore... i'm going to show what i think... what i feel.... and if you don't like it than you can hate me.... you have every right to. i don't care anymore.... i don't want to do this anymore.... i just want to be free.... so let me be.... let me go.... you keep holding on and i'm going to end up hating you.... i don't want to... but if you push me then it's gonna be that way. i don't love you.... i don't lust for you... my loins long for another... and the fires that he ignites inside me is more than i've ever felt... i know it hurts to know that i am over you.... but i am.... and i'm not going to change it. i'm sorry.

Guns N' Roses Don't Cry Lyrics
Talk to me softly There's something in your eyes Don't hang your head in sorrow And please don't cry I know how you feel inside I've I've been there before Somethin's changin' inside you And don't you know Don't you cry tonight I still love you baby Don't you cry tonight Don't you cry tonight There's a heaven above you baby And don't you cry tonight Give me a whisper And give me a sigh Give me a kiss before you tell me goodbye Don't you take it so hard now And please don't take it so bad I'll still be thinkin' of you And the times we had...baby And don't you cry tonight Don't you cry tonight Don't you cry tonight There's a heaven above you baby And don't you cry tonight And please remember that I never lied And please remember how I felt inside now honey You gotta make it your own way But you'll be alright now sugar You'll feel better tomorrow Come the morning light now baby And don't you cry tonight An don't you cry tonight An don't you cr

I Loved You
I loved you more than I have ever known Those starry eyes Those tender lips You made my heart melt Then boil into a roaring fire I now know What my eyes could not see You are the only one that is for me Many nights those tears flew Being myself without anyone Anyone to care about the thoughts Looking at the sky and knowing How much I love you It just makes me wanna Break down and cry But now I know I gotta move on And live threw life With what I have And known

Gang Mentality.
SORRY, I KEEP HEARING ALL THE BULLSHIT WITH THE LITTLE "GROUPS" ON HERE. YOU KNOW THE GROUPS I'M TALKING ABOUT, THE FAMILY, THE JUGGALO'S, AND ALL THE OTHER LITTLE HATE GROUPS. YOU KNOW, THE NAZI'S DIDN'T THINK WHAT THEY WERE DOING WAS WRONG EITHER, AND WEREN'T THEY A HAPPY LITTLE FRIENDLY ORGANIZATION? I KEEP HEARING COMPLAINTS FROM PEOPLE SAYING "I GOT TRASHED TALKED BY ONE OF MY FELLOW MEMBERS AND NOBODY HAD MY BACK, NOW I'M GOING TO DROP OUT OF THE GROUP." WELL BOO HOO AND SHIT. IF YOU JOIN A CULT, THE MAJORITY OF CULT MEMBERS ARE GOING TO FOLLOW THE LEADER, NOT THE INDIVIDUAL. JUST BECAUSE YOU TEAM UP WITH BULLIES, NO MORE HOW WELL INTENTIONED, THEY WILL STILL BULLY YOU IF THEY WANT. IT'S THE WHOLE JOY OF BEING IN AN ORGANIZED GROUP, A WHOLE BUNCH OF LIKE MINDED ASSHOLES. IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A WHINEY GROUP TO JOIN, TRY AA, OR FRIENDS OF BILL W. AT LEAST THERE YOU CAN CRY, BITCH, AND MOAN ABOUT NOT BEING TREATED RIGHT AND AT LEAST GET A FREE CUP OF COFFEE AND A DONUT!!

R.i.p Gavin
R.I.P Gavin As I walked into the funeral home People were watching me But I didn't notice I walked over to you I touched your sweet face I tried not to cry But the tears They were always there I tasted the tears of anger and sorrowness I tried to tell myself it was all a bad dream But then I realized that dreams Aren't supposed to hurt you As I leaned over I whispered into your ear I love you Then I put the flowers on the casket And I quietly walked out saying Goodbye R.I.P My sweet brother Gavin

Too Much Sex?!?
“Eeeewwwww, gross!” “Mommy and Daddy sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G” “There they go again…” These are phrases that are commonly heard in my house being uttered by one or more of my three children. It’s obvious that my husband and I are affectionate with each other. I figure this is okay as long as we’re in our own home and are not inappropriate around our children or guests. I enjoy sex. I absolutely love sexual play with my husband. We’re not bunnies, but we are usually intimate at least once a day. I make no bones about it. In fact, if prompted, I’ll talk about it freely. During such conversations, I’ve learned that some of my friends have intercourse quite frequently and some of them hardly even touch their spouses in an intimate way. I know that my friends love their spouses in their own ways, but I began to wonder: Who’s having sex, who’s not, and why either way? I’m not referring to single people. Today, I’m only contemplating the plight of the sex life of

Just In Time For Halloween
Halloween A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear. The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of three white

I Love You My Guy Friends
i love all you guys my guy friends all of you my guy friend are so special to me i think of all of you all the time i am sp blessed that all of you are a part of my life that means alot to me you all my very cute guy friends mean so much to me thank you all for being there for me thank you all my very cute guy friends for showing me so much love that means alot to me hugs and kisses from me to you your BEAUTIFUL ANGEL

Silly Boy
Well this weekend I had a pretty good time. My friend Agathe invited us over for a Halloween party and she always has some good ones. I went with my 'friend' Ray, who I've been seeing for the past month or so, though I've been really clear about the fact that he's not my boyfriend. So we went and I was all dressed up as a hospital patient (IV bag and all). My best friend Bridget was there too and we all had a good time. Around 11:30 we decided to head to the local bar. Danced around there and had a lot of fun. Ended up going to the Legion here because they were staying open an extra hour because of daylight savings. Had lots of fun there, but by the time we got there I was pretty sloshed and ended up going to the 'bathroom' with my sort of girlfriend (which Ray knows about). Anyways, he ended up leaving in a big huff because I was making out with her in the ladies room and now he's decided not to be my 'friend' anymore. I would be sad since he is such a nice guy, but since he was never

Nite All
well if anyone wants to chat im going in to my rrom away from here so call me on the house number id lie to here from someone tonight well anyway 6 comes real early but it is still early for me to go to sleep i usually drop at like 12 but anyway call me peeps ttyl joe and for those that dont have it or need it again 410-273-7507

Wishing For Love...........repost
wishing for love © By Felicia L. Babalola daydreaming of love wishing i had love love one day will come wake up with love on my mind holding my lover's hand long walks through the park kissing my lover without a thought only, if i have a lover to have by my side to hold and squeeze any day or night. i'm crying at night for love love that will last a life time love that makes my heart sing. i'm praying to god everynight to find love express love to show love unconditionally that agape love love is like a dream love put you in a daze love is joy love can put a smile on your face when you have nothing to smile about. one day love will come my way with out a thought.

Frittata Ranchera Recipe
Ingredients 3 Tbsp butter or margarine, melted 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper 1 can (15 ounces or 2 cups) ranch-style beans 2 Tbsp water 1/2 cup chopped onion 3/4 cup cubed cooked ham 8 eggs nstructions Saute onion and green pepper in 1 tablespoon butter; stir in ham and beans. Heat to warm; remove from skillet. Meanwhile, beat together eggs and water. Heat remaining butter in skillet until just hot enough to sizzle; add eggs. Cook over low heat until eggs are set. Pour heated bean mixture evenly over eggs; cover tightly. Cook until eggs reach desired doneness. Cut into wedges to serve. Yield: 4 to 6 servings

Tex-mex Chicken Bake
1/2 c. cream style cottage cheese or ricotta cheese 3 oz. pkg. cream cheese, softened 1 c. sour cream 10 3/4 oz. can condensed cream of chicken soup 1/8 tsp. garlic powder 4 oz. can diced green chili peppers 3 c. cooked rice 1 1/2 c. shredded Monterey Jack cheese 2 tomatoes, coarsely chopped 1/2 c. sliced pitted ripe olives 1 c. coarsely crushed corn chips In a large bowl, combine cottage cheese, cream cheese, sour cream, soup, and garlic powder. Stir until smooth. Add chili peppers, chicken, rice, cheese, tomatoes, and olives. Stir until combined., Pour into 13 x 9 x 2 inch baking dish. Sprinkle with crushed chips. Bake uncovered in a 350 degree oven for 25 to 30 minutes. Makes 8 to 10 servings.

Chicken Roll Ups
2 med. tomatoes, peeled, seeded, and coarsely chopped 1/2 c. tomato juice 1 green pepper, finely chopped 1 yellow onion, finely chopped 1 clove garlic, minced 1/2 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. black pepper 1/4 tsp. dried oregano, crumbled 2 whole chicken breasts, skinned, boned, and split 1/2 c. part skim Ricotta cheese 1 egg yolk 1 tsp. minced dry parsley or fresh 1 tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese 1/2 c. shredded Mozzarella cheese In medium saucepan over medium heat, bring the tomatoes, juice, green pepper, onion, garlic, salt, black pepper and oregano to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer covered. Stir occasionally until thickened, about 20 minutes. Meanwhile, place each chicken breast on board and pound to 1/4 inch thick with mallet, etc. Combine Ricotta cheese, egg yolk, parsley and Parmesan cheese in a small bowl. Spread about 1 tablespoon of mixture in center of each chicken piece leaving 1/2 inch border all around. Roll up and set aside. Spoon 1/2 of tomato sauce into an 8-i

Concert Review
Ok so the concert was Monday night...I wont go into the long details of getting lost a blue billion times or not being able to find the hotel!!! I leave that to the barb....lol... Ok so first of all the venue itself was very nice except for the fact that seats were like really really close together with no room for your feet also it didnt help that the seats made you feel like one false move and you'll fall to your death!! Security was tight...I have never been to a concert were they pat you down like a damn criminal....also the ushers were no help whatsoever....but, enough bitching on to the show.... the first band was called the mars valta....they were kinda alternative instrumental hardly no lyrics whatsoever and when they did sing you didnt know what the hell they were saying.....they are not a bad band just different very different....I think that they are one of those bands I could learn to appreciate but, not really get into ..... Now onto the chili peppers!!! Like I sa

Finally
this is a drunk driver survivior story, drink & drive me , lead me blindly into your victimizing by telivising the tyranny oh the immeadiate irony of bein the last of a dying breed thats willing to die violently im like you most when you lie to me, if you would only finally die to me sweet society lie to me , so i can be at peace finally finally ill get back what i once gave, finally a contract that wont see me to my grave finally when they find me they wont have nuthin bad to say............. finally.

Malin
Malin, as i think of your grin and my world starts to spin, the wholeness of peace once discerned from sin. the tone that you keep soothes angels that weep. the one as the all before we all equal none. the rise and the fall before its even begun commune with love and become immune to grief that smile breaks your lips as i gather my peace if we can all gather good as i rather you would once we become one what was pain is now numb what was once numb now knows touch as a cycles begun teach peace through our touch, and reach out to everyone. with no pain or grief soon suffering's deceased let it disolve incomplete to evolve into peace we learn the most as we sleep practical peace within reach to some its a voice to all its a choice to me it was an angel disguised as a grin a wonderful gift a women, malin.

Idiots Of 2006
Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards

Raspberries On Clouds
Prep: 5 min. * 1/2 lb. sweetened frozen raspberries, thawed * 4 slices angel food cake * 1/2 cup frozen dessert topping * 2 Tbs. sugar (optional) Sweeten respberries to taste and serve over cake with a dollop of topping. Per serving: calories 161, fat 2.7g, 15% calories from fat, cholesterol 0mg, protein 2.2g, carbohydrates 33.4g, fiber 2.9g, sugar 27.5g, sodium 216mg, diet points 3.4. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 0.0, Fruit: 1.0, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 0.0, Fat: 0.4, Sugar: 1.3, Very lean meat protein: 0.0

Da Neeeerve.......
wow tell mii why sum ppl have to be sooo childish? I mean come on now look at this comment i got frm some i guy i dnt even kno thinkin shyts all bout him....... Im MidNight-D,,Bitch 2006-11-2 10:17:43 you know i thout these shits was about i rate yours you rate mines but yor acting like your shit dont stink i didnt disrespect you yet you throw a picture up flicking me off...well fuck you too go to myspace with that weak ass shit........bitch I mean hello this isnt saints r us on this site now is it? I see more offensive shyt than mii flippin off da CAM! wow if u dnt like it then get off this site...u dnt like it dnt look at it, comment it, hell jus keep ur piehole shut! fawkin immature fawkz

How To "read" A Woman's Words And Body Language( 2 )
THE MISTAKE MEN MAKE Now, a common mistake that men make is taking something that a woman SAYS that she wants, and doing it TOO MUCH, thinking that if "A little bit is good, then more must be better". For instance, a woman SAYS that she likes guys who are "thoughtful". So you go out and buy her a bunch of gifts, give her cute cards every time you see her, and call her all the time to tell her that you miss her. What happens? She leaves you for her jerk ex-boyfriend. Huh? This would be kind of like a woman saying, "My favorite food is chocolate" and then you thinking it would be good to feed her chocolate for every meal just because it's her favorite... or adding chocolate to every single dish you make for her from now on... and forgetting that 97% of what she eats still needs to be OTHER FOODS. Let me land the plane for you. Women don't MEAN what you THINK they mean when they talk about what they want in a man. And if

New Cell Phone
Finally broke down and spent some decent money today. It's not like I'm broke, just hate spending money on stuff I don't really need, but I did it! Sony Ericsson W300i. And a Bluetooth Headset just because I could. So Far I'm Loving It. -Robert

Grr
so i called the cable company the other to schedule an appointment to recieve cable and internet services. when they showed up this morning they said that my cable line was dead and that i could not get cable or internet. stupid apt and stupid cable. now i am stuck with usiing only my work computer for my internet usage, plus i will never be able to get my new pics online. plus my friend commited suicide on halloween so i have had a freakin great week. somebody love me............

Strawberries 'n Cream Shortcake Squares
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 3 hr 15 min Makes: 15 servings 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 3 cups vanilla ice cream, softened 1 pkg. (8-serving size) JELL-O Brand Strawberry Flavor Gelatin 1 pkg. (10.75 oz.) pound cake, cubed MIX whipped topping, ice cream and dry gelatin in large bowl until well blended. Add cake cubes; mix well. SPOON into 13x9-inch pan. FREEZE 3 hours or until firm. Cut into 15 squares to serve. Store leftover dessert in freezer. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size It Up Serve your guests this cool dessert at your next gathering. All will love this refreshing variation of an all-time classic recipe. Great Substitute Prepare as directed, using 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Brand Strawberry Flavor Gelatin. How To Thaw COOL WHIP NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 220 Total fat 10g Saturated fat 7g Cholesterol 55mg Sodium 160mg Carbohydrate 30g

Patriotic Poke Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 4 hr 30 min Makes: 16 servings, one slice each 2 baked round white cake layers (9 inch), cooled 2 cups boiling water, divided 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Brand Strawberry Flavor Gelatin, or any other red flavor 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Brand Berry Blue Flavor Gelatin 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided PLACE cake layers, top-sides up, in two clean 9-inch round cake pans. Pierce cakes with large fork at 1/2-inch intervals. STIR 1 cup of the boiling water into each flavor dry gelatin mix in separate small bowls 2 min. until completely dissolved. Carefully pour red gelatin over 1 cake layer and blue gelatin over remaining cake layer. Refrigerate 3 hours. DIP one cake pan in warm water 10 sec.; unmold onto serving plate. Spread with about 1 cup of the whipped topping. Unmold second cake layer; carefully place on first cake layer. Frost top and side of cake with remaining whipped topping. Refrigerate

Im Here For You
I'm here for u always and forever by ur side i will be forever i am here to help u through ur problems forever this is me here to comfort u and help u in any way i can dont shut me out let me in i want to help i want to be there for u if ur my best friend i will be there if ur someone i've just met i will be there if ur troubled and want to talk i will be there this is no lie i swear it i will always be there for u all u have to do is call on me and i will listen and i will be there for u and help in any way i can

This Is Why Women Go To The Bathroom In Groups! (repost)
This Is Why Women Go To The Bathroom In Groups! (repost) **~Jaded Stang~**@ CherryTAP (repost of original by '**~Jaded Stang~**' on '2006-11-02 18:52:28') (repost of original by '**just me**' on '2006-11-02 19:54:59') (repost of original by '~Pain Is My Passion~' on '2006-11-03 01:45:40')

First Real Girl On Girl Action
My first REAL girl on girl action It's happened in/at: Her swimming pool I've always fantasized about women. From the time I was a little girl, I can remember being fascinated by breasts. They are so beautiful. As a teenager, I often masturbated to porn, and got a lot more pleasure out of watching women than men. But I knew I wasn't a lesbian. I just loved women. When I finally had a real sex life, I had a few encounters with women, but I never ate a woman out. I was never turned on by the idea. Then I met Katharine. She was 5'11", long, dark brown hair, and perfect breasts. She was very beautiful, and I was instantly attracted to her. Her skin was milky white and I couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to kiss her. I wanted to touch her breasts desperately. They were full and round, and her cleavage was screaming for me. We met at a charity event, and by the end of the night, agreed to go out for coffee later that week. I was very involved with a man at the time,

3rd November
On this day in history .. 1620 - Great Patent granted to Plymouth Colony 1903 - Columbia grants Panama independence 1917 - 1st Class Mail now costs 3› 1918 - Poland proclaims independence from Russia after WW I 1930 - Bank of Italy becomes Bank of America 1930 - Detroit-Windsor tunnel opens-1st vehicular tunnel to foreign country 1952 - Clarence Birdseye markets frozen peas 1953 - 1st live color coast-to-coast telecast (NYC) 1955 - 1st virus crystallized (announced) 1956 - Wizard of Oz 1st televised 1957 - USSR launches Laika 1st animal in orbit 1973 - Mariner 10 launched-1st Venus pics 1st mission to Mercury 1978 - UK grants Dominica independence (Natl Day) 1979 - 63 Americans taken hostage at American Embassy (Teheran Iran) 1986 - Lebanese magazine Ash Shirra reveals secret US arms sales to Iran Famous birthdays for this day .. 1718 - John Montague, 4th Earl of Sandwich inventor of same 1794 - William Cullen Bryant, poet (Thanatopsis) 18

What A Day This Turned Out To Be
Well first of all my store is having a huge Sale This Weekend so I put in a little over twelve hours today... This means shut up if I make tyops or keep repeating myself repeating myself because I'm mentally and physically exhausted. For starters, I had a wardrobe malfunction at work in front of all my employees. See I have this little thing about going commando all the time and during one of my many smoke breaks I must have rubbed my pants against a sharp piece of brick on the side of the building and popped a few threads. When I came back inside and walked behind the counter to my office my Accounts Manager shouted "Dude your ass is hanging out" at which point my female Service Rep spins around and notices it too. Luckily I had my long leather duster on and the true scope of what was occuring wasn't readily apparent. Needless to say I dashed across the street to Walmart and promptly bought some new khakis. In other news, I think I am developing somewhat unhealthy feelings for a

New To Cherrytap
Hey y'all I can't believe this..no sooner did I fill out the registration than I had comments! Y'all are overwhelming. I'm not that familiar with the site, to have patience with me. I will get back to everyone's comments, messages, notes, gifts, etc. Whew...I think I need a drink now...I'm breathless! Thanks in advance for your patience, and for showin' the love! Tutors are welcome ;)

Woman/man's Poem
>Women's Poem: >Before I lay me down to sleep, >I pray for a man, who's not a creep, >One who's handsome, smart and strong. >One who loves to listen long, >One who thinks before he speaks, >One who'll call, not wait for weeks. >I pray he's gainfully employed, >When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. >Pulls out my chair and opens my door, >Massages my back and begs to do more. >Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, >Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" >I pray that this man will love me to no end, >And always be my very best friend. > > >MAN'S POEM > >I pray for a sex starved deaf-mute with huge boobs >who's father owns a liquor store and a golf course. This >doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Babies , Little Johnny Joke
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his Mom, "of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his Mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

Apple Brandy Chicken
Apple brandy chicken, made with chicken breast halves, apple brandy, cream, onions, and butter, along with mushrooms. INGREDIENTS: * 4 chicken breast halves * salt and pepper * 8 ounces sliced mushrooms * 2 teaspoons olive oil * 2 teaspoons butter * 1/3 cup apple brandy, such as Apple Jack or Calvados * 4 green onions, chopped * 1/2 cup whipping cream or heavy cream PREPARATION: Flatten chicken; place chicken breast halves between pieces of plastic wrap and gently pound until thinned out and uniform in size. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. In a large heavy skillet, heat olive oil and butter over medium heat.Add chicken breasts. Cook for about 5 minutes, until browned, then turn. Add mushrooms and cook for about 5 minutes longer. Add green onions and apple brandy and cook for another minute, until chicken is cooked through and mushrooms are tender. Add cream and thyme; simmer until thickened. Taste and add salt and pepper if needed. Serves

5 Questions Dont Be Scurry!!!!!
You get to ask me 5 Questions (TO MY INBOX)...any 5 questions, no matter how crazy it is,and I promise to answer it...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you....so go for it... press reply Repost as 5 questions..... unless you are scared 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Better Get To Killin'...
Those words from Mark Phillips will ring forever in my mind. I'll never forget Cathy being taken aback by those words when he told her that was what he told the Feds that threatened him as I read their book Access Denied: For Reasons of National Security and it screamed in my mind loudly. I wasn't threatened by any Feds or Spooks but by people who have only proven one thing; They've Found The One Man They Can't Shut Up. It's been a no-brainer that I haven't been able to keep my mouth shut since birth. I can roll with things when I need to but, when you come right down to it, I talk when I feel it's warranted and I take kid gloves off when I'm threatened. I'm described by people who know me as nice, smart, a good person, etc. To those that don't, you'd swear I was the only person with Down's Syndrome who had the Illuminati working for him. The laundry list of insults has been launched at me even after I had to watch the disintegration of all the hard work that my crew and I put

Jokes For Today - Thanks Red
Penis van Lesbian A good-looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together, the guy said and he left the agent's office. FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope are a letter and a

Queen For A Day Contest Is Open
Already everyone..Go vote for your favorite! Bomb them w/ comments because whoever has the most by 9 am central time is Queen for the Day..Rates will determine 2nd place! And in no particular order....The ladies!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There you go folks!! The ladies who wish to be Queen for a Day!!!

Racism
Where does this foundation of ignorance begin or start or how does it even begin? Simple most people who believe in racism were raised on the foundation of racism that their parents raised them so it is really translated through many generations. Many people who are racist are like that because they are to blinded by the garbage their parents fed them for so many years and cannot realize the beauty of what can happen when we all ban together. Everyone says most of the racism is in the south but i beg to differ I have lived in different states and visited 10 different countries and even in Amsterdam there is racism so never subject racism to one region or one country. Some places are better about racism than others but it will always exist as long as people are blind.

My Thoughts
Thinking about how much I've grown since High School I wasn't too sure what I wanted to do when I was out. I believe that moving into Edmonton was probrably the best thing that I could have done. Having to leave people that you have lived with and loved sure is a life changer. Was it worth the losses of friends and close ties with family, Definetly. At the age of 20 I have a lot of life ahead of me but I think a good start on a good career is sending me in the right direction. In the past 3 years I have loved, lost, loved again, lost, but have suceeded in many other things. It was around this time last year that I had to start letting go of a dear loved one, though I was in pretty rough shape at the beginning I have finally come to realize that I am better off now then I would have been on the path that I had chosen. This past year I was finally able to come up with a very good and reasonable plan for the next 10-15 years. A plan that will be another sucess in life as long as I go in t

What Kind?
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Blind Folds67%Bondage67%Whips58%Chains/Handcuffs50%Biting50%Blood42%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Some Help?
I NEED SOME HELP W VOTES FOR BEST MALE SMILE CONTEST, CAN I GET SOME HELP W A VOTE FROM U GUYS? I WILL RETURN THE LOVE. JUST NEED TO RATE AND COMMENT, MAKE SURE U DO BOTH PLEASE FOR OTE TO COUNT. JUST CLICK HERE TO RATE A 10 AND COMMENT, DO BOTH PLEASE

Excuses To Be Cruel...
I hate when people find a reason that they can be a dick/cunt/twat etc. People are people I don't give a fuck who your friends and family are I don't care if you have some horrid sickness that is killing you slowly. I don't care if you are crippled for life that's no fuckin excuse. Grow up and make your life better despite your condition help someone out don't jsut sit there in your sorrow like a bitch.

This Is What Retail Makes You! Lmao
You are 83% Bittch! I can't believe it! Your almost a full bittch! I know you just sit there and think of ways to be a bittch! How Pathetic is that! You must be awful lonely! Cruelty hurts! Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes

Avoiding Negative Vibrations
Taking On The Energy Of Others There are times when you may find that being around certain individuals or groups of people leaves you with feelings of discomfort. It may be that spending time with a particular friend feels draining or that dealing with a specific coworker exhausts you. Being around toxic or angry people is also draining. And you may even find that being surrounded by a crowd of people lowers your energy levels rather than perks you up. This is not that unusual. Each of us radiates energy and is capable of being influenced by the energy of other people. It is important to learn how to shield yourself, so you don't unknowingly take on someone else's energy. While some people know how to instinctively protect themselves from being adversely affected by energy, most of us need to discover and practice the technique that works best. There are a number of ways to avoid being affected by people's energy. Shielding is one preventative technique you can use. Center yourse

Funny
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If I were to take you out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wanted to have sex with you: I touched your ass: I got dumped: What Do You Think Of My...(lo0k at ma pics) Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Would You... make me wake up at 4am to buy you something : Keep a secret if I told you one: Hold my hand: Love me: Makeout with me: Hold me in

Paddling On
Paddling On I'm lost and all alone Adrift on a barren sea No landmarks to point the way Trying to live... Trying to survive each day Time seeming to stand still Paddling...paddling But not seeming to make any progress Everything today Much the same as it was Yesterday Frustration,desperation and depression Setting In Here I am Willing to do anything Wanting to do something But not sure What else to do But paddle....paddle Hopefully getting closer Hopefully making things better But not knowing for sure Everything seems to stay the same Nothing seeming to change And yet all I can do Is keep paddling...paddling Trying to Survive By Bruce © June 2005

Best Poem In The World
THE BEST POEM IN THE WORLD! I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor Who never said anything nice. Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in hell, was sitting pretty on cloud nine, Looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake. "And why's everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue." "Hush, child," said He, "they're all in shock. No one thought they'd be seeing you." Judge NOT.

Priceless
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.

Let Me Walk In Beauty
Native American Prayer Oh, Great Spirit Whose voice I hear in the winds and whose breath gives life to all the world. Hear me. I am a man before you, one of your many children - I am small and weak. I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made, my ears sharp to hear your voice. Make me wise, so that I may know the things you have taught my people - the lesson you have hidden in every leaf and rock. I seek strength not to be superior to my brothers, but to be able to fight my greatest enemy - myself. Make me ever ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes, so when life fades as a fading sunset my spirit may come to you without shame. - Native American Prayer Translated by Chief Yellow Lark in 1887 Native American Missionary and Medicine Man Lakota Tribe

(i Hate) Everything About You
Three Day's Grace "(I Hate) Everything About You" Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven’t missed you yet Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still don't miss you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven’t missed you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Only when I stop to think About you, I know Only when you stop to think About me, do you know I hate everything about you Why do I love you You hate everything about me Why do you love me I hate You hate I hate You love me I hate everything about you Why do I love you

Wondering
i would like to see and read some comments sometime, if you read you should read right? and i would like to be rated also.. i have left lots of blogs but not very many ratings nor comments. mmmmmmmm wondering why? are my blogs interesting or boring, let me know what i need to do to inprove... thanks.,,,,, comments please.

Just To You Lost Lovers
I just thought that I would say Hi.. I have meet some real cool people on here and some that are not so cool.. I really love the messages, so keep them comeing.. Well I am sitting here with my lil girl trying my damnest to type without her help.. So hit me up and leave me some messages and friend request.. Much Love The DuD

Chicken With Jalapeno Cheese Sauce
Chicken breasts are baked then served with homemade jalapeno cheese sauce and nacho chips. INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper * 2 jalapeno peppers, finely chopped * 1 large clove garlic, minced * 1 tablespoon canola oil * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * 2 tablespoons butter or margarine * 2 tablespoons flour * 1 1/2 cups milk * 1 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese, divided * few drops hot pepper sauce, or to taste, or a dash of ground cayenne pepper * 1/4 teaspoon salt * ground black pepper * jalapeno pepper rings * nacho chips, optional PREPARATION: Combine bell pepper, jalapeno pepper, garlic, and olive oil. Place chicken breasts in a shallow baking pan sprayed lightly with nonstick cooking spray; add pepper and oil mixture. Bake chicken at 350°, uncovered, 20 minutes. While chicken bakes, melt butter or margarine in saucepan. Add flour and stir for 1 minute. Whisk in milk, stirring until

Aint Gettin None.
i am so fucking frustrated. ive got a contreception implant in my arm, this is great because no babies but bad for me because i get my period for aout six months and i cant be arsed to go and get some pills for it. so for the past few weeks, ive been so uncontrolably horny, but i cant do anything about it because my boyfriend wont have sex with me while im on my period as it "creeps him out" so evry time go round to his iget horny, he just does that to me. and i say fuck me im horny. and he says aahhh but ur bleeding it puts me off. so i end up sucking his cock ending with a lovely sparay of jizz in my mouth or on my tits. so now all i want is jamies (bf) hard cock in my pussy, fucking me until i die of exhaustion.im so fucking frustrated!!!!!!!!!!!

I Don't Like Yellow Lights
I sell shoes. I spend a minimum of 44 hours of my week either selling or figuring out how to sell shoes. This is not important in any way. Sure, I may make someone's day by finding her the ever-ellusive size 11 black pointed pumps, but I feel much more accomplished when I make a kick-ass carrot cake. There are other things I should be accomplishing that are much more interesting than my demanding job... like painting a wall and watching it dry, or perhaps finding that songwriting partner I've been wishing would fall into my lap. I want to do something with my life that makes a difference... if to no one else but myself.

I Note To All My New And Old Friends
people come and go.some stay some leave and then there friends you love to death and you wish would leave once in a while but the message go out to all my friends new old and indiffrent i reall do loe you all and i cant get enough of your guys love i know i aint be around much but its taken time for me to bulid my radio staion us too so if you guys wouldn't mind stop in the Damage Inc lounage and say hi join the louange we do take request but you have to be in the lounage for me to get them tony

Please Help Them There Great People
Tazmans Angel 2nd in charge of the rednecks is in a queen contest.... Come bomb her page with comments and 10's..... BOMB!!!!!!! You can leave as many comments as you wish so help her win this please..... Help her take the crown!!!!

When The Lord Made Paramedics!
When the Lord made Paramedic's/EMT's, he was in his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said," You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said," Have you read the specs on this order? A Paramedic/EMT has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his/her uniform. He/She has to be able to lift three time his/her weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he/she is doing CPR on a baby he/she knows that will never breathe again. He/She has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffe, and half eaten meals. And he/she has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, " Six pairs ofhands...no way." " It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord," It's the three pairs of eyes a m

Chef's Salad Done Right
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 15 min Makes: 6 servings 1 pkg. (16 oz.) mixed salad greens 1 pkg. (6 oz.) OSCAR MAYER 96% Fat Free Smoked Ham, cut into strips 1 pkg. (6 oz.) OSCAR MAYER Oven Roasted Turkey Breast, cut into strips 1 cup KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Mild Cheddar Cheese 1 pt. cherry tomatoes, halved 1/4 cup PLANTERS Sliced Almonds, toasted 3/4 cup KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Thousand Island Reduced Fat Dressing PLACE greens on serving platter or 6 salad plates. TOP with ham, turkey, cheese, tomatoes and almonds. DRIZZLE with dressing. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Substitute 2 medium tomatoes, cut into wedges, for the cherry tomatoes. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: The crisp veggies in this garden-fresh main-dish garden provide a good source of vitamins A and C. And the sprinkling of Cheddar cheese supplies a good source of calcium. Diet Exchange: 1 Vegetable,1/2 Carbohydrate,2 Meat (L),1 Fat Nutrition (per serving)

Spineshank
Beginning Of The End The irritation we're pretending not to show Has replaced the motivation That I had not long ago I know that I don't ever want to be the one to make you forget it to make you resent it to make you repress it I don't ever want to be It's the beginning of the end And I don't know where we lost control It's the beginning of the end And I know that I am all alone Interrogation has replaced the trust we had Your misguided accusations Helping me to turn my back I know that I don't ever want to be the one to make you divide it to make you deny it to make you deprive it I don't ever want to be I thought that we would find our way I thought our life would be ok I thought that you believed in me But now it seems so far away The life we knew before is gone There is no compromising The life you save will be your own To find your inner senses

Missing You (to My Grandparents)
Everyday I'm reminded of your smiling faces So many memories, in so many places. You were my world, my guiding light. I can't remember a day that we had a fight. When you left me I found I couldn't go on. I was left once again, heartbroken and alone. I was mad at you, and I still am. I wasn't ready for you to leave me, that wasn't the plan. I know it wasn't your choice, it was beyond your control. But it's been a while and I still can't let go. You are my heart and you'll never be forgotten. But when you left me, my heart turned rotten. I've tried to change, but without you it's not the same. But you were together, husband and wife. I love you both And for one last smile from you, I'd give my life.

Ha Ha...updates
So new pics are up...mainly of me stripping around a desk...which just so happens to belong to my best friend/room mate...she left town for the weekend so I had myself a good time...she laughed when I showed her the pics later...lol So Final Fantasy XII is like the awesomest game EVER...Im addicted...and getting ready to go play again...just thought I would post new pics since I finally got the camera working! Love you all, play nice and have fun!

The Love Song You Wanted Unedited
This is the whole thing I've written so far. I don't give a fuck anymore so why not? The winter winds bring on silence The only voice left speaks violence Hells fire melts my blindess I'll never again be persuaded by kindness You already know my lies You see right through my disguise No matter how hard I deny You see the pain inside shinning through my eyes Sinister acts behind a mask of virtue Promises empty it was lies that were true Painful words that occur new Fuck baby I'll never be the one to hurt you Im learning to live off my pain Cant brake from my domain For the hope thats been contained Is to much to maintain and its driving me insane Wakeing up by dawn I forget the fact that your gone Still part of you turns me on I was waiting for my knight but I ran into a pawn I know what you take me for Another stupid whore And I dont care if your sure If you love me or not cuz I dont love you anymore

Blonde Sends Letter For A Job Posting..
How to git a jog..oops J-O-B.....in tough economic times: Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. (and of course, the employer...after seeing the pic, hired her regardless of her spelling and educational background, lol)

Why My Marriage Is Failing
I think I know why my marriage is failing. We got married when she was young and we should have waited. Also because I'm a loser. I have never benn able to enjoy anything good for a long time. I thought things were fine but then I had a fight with cancer and I won. But I have been at home cause of being on ssi and watching the kids and taking care of the house. I can't stop crying cause of how I feel about her. I have never loved someone as much as I do her. I've had 3 kids with an x and 2 with my wife and I love them all. I want us to be together cause I love her and cause the kids deserve to have their parents together. I know we can take care of them apart but it will never be a family unless we are all together. I'm scared of loosing my family. I don't want to loose that or my wife that I love more then life itself. I would die for her if it meant she could live. I don't want her to meet someone else I couldn't handle that if she did.I would would hurt forever unless we

Lean Beef Tacos
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 28 min Makes: 5 servings, 2 tacos each 1 lb. extra lean ground beef 1 pkg. (16.35 oz.) TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Soft Taco Dinner 3/4 cup water 1/2 cup KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Four Cheese Mexican Style Cheese 1 cup shredded romaine lettuce 1 large tomato, chopped 1/2 cup BREAKSTONE'S FREE or KNUDSEN FREE Fat Free Sour Cream PREHEAT oven to 425°F. Brown meat; drain. Add Seasoning Mix and water. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to low. Simmer, uncovered, 10 min., stirring occasionally. MEANWHILE, fold each Tortilla over crumpled piece of foil, pressing to hold taco shell shape. Spray each side of tortilla with cooking spray. Place on 2 baking sheets. Bake 7 to 8 min. or until golden brown. Let cool on baking sheets 5 min. or until crisp. SPOON meat mixture into tortillas; top with cheese, Taco Sauce, lettuce, tomato and sour cream. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Great Substitute Prepare as directed, using KRAFT 2% Milk Shred

I Am Glad I Am A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman yes I am yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown And I know how to put the damned toilet seat down! I won't grab your hooters I won't pinch your butt My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch Or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch I don't belch in public I don't scratch my behind I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind! I'm glad I'm a woman I'm so glad I could sing I don't have body hair like shag carpeting It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side I'm a woman you know -- I've got far too much pride! And I honestly think i

Dead In Life { Cute But Sad Poem}
Torn open wrists Tear filled eyes Broken heart Muffled cries Soul slowly dying Blood shot eyes from all the crying Blood seeps down Beutiful smile turned into an eternal frown Your life ended and killed me too Still alive yet dead like you You always said that if anything happend to you i should move on But i cant, in your arms is where i belong The end of your life was my doom One last thing babe.... I love you and I'll see you soon

I Love U But... { Depressing}
i love you! i really do! i cant believe u treat me like u do gave u my heart for u to take but your only plan was for my heart to break how can you play me this way? how can i stand this every day? i guess its cause i love you but now all i can say is bunny you! let me go! give me back the me i used to know I'm better off without you i finally opened up my eyes and got a clue my Friends said that you weren't good for me i thought thought they were just jealous,that they lied i was stupid, i was blind, for you i cried. now i know they were just looking out for me your not worth the tears i shed or the thoughts of you inside my head i guess what I'm trying to say is, treat me better or I'll go away

46 + 2
46 + 2 My shadow's shedding skin and I've been picking Scabs again. I'm down Digging through My old muscles Looking for a clue. I've been crawling on my belly Clearing out what could've been. I've been wallowing in my own confused And insecure delusions For a peace to cross me over Or a word to guide me in. I wanna feel the changes coming down. I wanna know what I've been hiding in My shadow. Change is coming through my shadow. My shadow's shedding skin I've been picking My scabs again. I've been crawling on my belly Clearing out what could've been. I've been wallowing in my own chaotic And insecure delusions. I wanna feel the change consume me, Feel the outside turning in. I wanna feel the metamorphosis and Cleansing I've endured within My shadow Change is coming. Now is my time. Listen to my muscle memory. Contemplate what I've been clinging to. Forty-six and two ahead of me. I choose to live and to Grow, take and give and to

Be Honest
1. Anal or oral? 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? 3. Ice or feathers? 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 5. Movie porn or live porn? 6. What do you wear to bed ? 7. Love making or hard fucking? 8. Do you shave ? 9. Spit or swallow? 10. Do you masturbate ? 11. Whats your turn on ? 12. Whats your favorite position ? 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? 20. List one person on your buddy list you would have sex with? Be honest !!

Ladies....you Gotta Read This
There is a new contest that will start 11-13-06. Here are the basic rules of this contest: 1) Must be a photo of you 2) The voting will be held by by comments. This is to keep it fair. 3) You can have more than 1 comment by a person. If they want to vote 100 times, they can. 4) Pimp yourself and the contest out at your own discretion. Get those votes pouring in. Get your friends to help. 5) First 15 females to submit thier photos will be entered into contest. 6) I reserve the right to refuse any entry. GO OUT AND HAVE FUN WITH THIS!! GET EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR YA!! GOOD LUCK TO ONE AND ALL. To enter contest, PVT message me with pernission to rip your photo or send me a copy of your tattoo pic to my in box. Any question write or shout me

Knock It Off
Hey people,,lets all be curtious and not annoy others with ways of communicating other than how they would like to,,we should all respect everyone,,makes things funner,,other wise extreemyl good looking girls will puul there pics and i will not be able to see them!!!!

How Outrageous Are You?
You Are 53% Outrageous! You are somewhat outrageous, most definitely. In fact you are more outrageous than not, meaning that you have a solid non-conformist streak and are willing to freak people out and do some crazy stuff. However you aren't off the deep-end. You are grounded in some normal behavior and can "pass" as normal if you need to.How Outrageous Are You?

Thankful For It All
Friday, November 10, 2006 Thankful for it all Gratitude is like putting money in the bank. Practice it every chance you get. Every day is filled with opportunities to be thankful. You can be thankful for your blessings, for your problems, for the things you know, for the things you've yet to learn, and for everything in between. When you sincerely enjoy and appreciate life's small, simple treasures, the big, impressive achievements will soon be headed your way. Demonstrate, with joy and enthusiasm, your appreciation for something, and you're likely to get much more of it. Choose to be gloriously thankful simply for the fact that you're alive and aware. You will notice an immediate and profound improvement in your day. Every thankful thought you think connects you more solidly to life's magnificent abundance. The more you appreciate something, the more real value it takes on. So challenge yourself to be truly thankful for all that is around you, for all that is in y

Pronto Saucy Beef Pasta Skillet
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 23 min Makes: 4 servings 4 cups bite-size pasta, uncooked 1 lb. boneless beef sirloin steak, cut into thin strips 1/4 cup KRAFT Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing, divided 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) stewed tomatoes, undrained 1 medium onion, sliced 1 medium green pepper, chopped 1 can (8 oz) sliced mushrooms, drained 1/2 cup CHEEZ WHIZ Cheese Dip COOK pasta as directed on package. MEANWHILE, cook and stir steak in 2 Tbsp. of the dressing in large skillet on medium-high heat 2 min. or until steak is browned on all sides. Stir in tomatoes with their liquid, the onions, peppers, mushrooms and remaining 2 Tbsp. dressing. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium; simmer 10 min. or until onions and peppers are crisp-tender. Remove from heat. TOP with CHEEZ WHIZ; cover. Let stand 2 to 3 min. or until CHEEZ WHIZ is melted. Serve over hot drained pasta. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Special Extra Add 1/4 cup dry white wine along with the tomatoes.

I Am Thinking Of Leaving Lt
I am thinking of leaving LT, I guess I had higher expectations for you guys. I do my best everyday to help out my friends on their posts and repost and comment. But, today I posted a bulletin that needed all of my friends attention, and the only ones to respond were a few close friends. THI PISSED ME OFF>>>>>>There is a lady on the LT who is very sweet and is a great friend who found out that she has cancer. I asked you people to please stop by and send her some love and comfort. Did anyone bother to read the post and respond.....2...thats right only 2 people. Come on you guys, this was your chance to show that the LT is not just about tits and ass and private parts. How about step up and show that we have a heart. If this goes unnoticed and unopened then I am in the wrong place. I will leave LT and find a place where there are real people. If you do want to show you care then please visit issy and let her know....thank you all Issy@ CherryTAP

Miscommunication
JUSTTO LET YALL KNOW I AM NOT LEAVING CT. I HAD REPOSTED ABULLETING FOR CASSANOVA CHERRY FOR A FRIEND WHO JUST FOUND OUT THEY HAD CANCER. SO I AM SHOWIN HER MY LOVE AND GIVING HER MY SUPPORT I WOULD HOPE THAT HER FRIENDS AND MINE ALIKE WOULD TOO..HUGS & KISSES NIGHT ANAGEL (AKA) SAVANNAH

Wjat Kinda Girl Are You?
What type of girl are you? (girl next door, gorgeous)six results! you are a...MIX BREEDYou are a little of EVERYTHING!! You are pretty, although you have your off days where you think you aren't, and youare friendly and outgoing at times and also friendly! You are a hard type of girl to pinpoint. Just keep on being different lol!!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Which One Are You? Lmao So Me
?Are You A Blonde Or A Brunette??Chicks ONLY Your a preppy blonde.Your funny and dumb.Your fave activities:Bashing into walls,shopping, and having blonde moments.Fave Saying:Blue eyed,blonde hair babe.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Ecclesiastes...
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.Ecclesiastes (ch. III, v. 1-8)

Be Back Soon- I'd Say Later But Umm.....
I have no plans on being home until after the club closes!! and I'll be lucky to speak w/o slurring let alone be able to type!! Gonna go party with my friends- indeed this girl is crazy!! but you already knew that!! I hope you all have a wonderful night!! if you can't be good, then be good at it!! Much love to you all- I'll be on tomorrow to return the love ((I promise!!)) *MUAH*

Here I Go Bout Ready To Blow My Top
I have two states butting heads over this case. Ohio now says that i cant use the protection orders granted by Indiana. My lawyer says that when i go to court on the 22nd that i have no chance of getting house arrest or probation on the contempt charges and that he dont know about getting a suspended sentence on it. I may have to spend 90 days in jail for protecting my children from an abusive father. I have asked the lawyer to put my kids on the stand so they can testify as to what goes on in the fathers home.. he says he dont feel comfortable with putting them on the stand. Can i ask for the judge to talk to the judge in chambers. He needs to hear my kids. my kids are 13, 11, and 10. I am being pulled a million ways. Indiana is filing felony invasion of privacy charges against my exhusband for violating Indianas Protection Order. I have help from the mental health agency here they are going to advocate for me, because of all the things told to them by my kids and because my

Please Help.....
I'm in a contest for the best smile. Please stop by and rate my pic a 10, and leave me a few comments. There is no limit on the number of comments you can leave. Also, please feel free to rate everyone else a 1 (except for If You Only Knew, and Wild Thing...they're friends of mine.) Here's the link: These are my friends also in the contest: Feel free to vote for them too. Thanks! And feel free to have your friends vote too!!

I Cried
I cried last night, when you said it was over. Feelings of betrayal, wilt me like a clover. I cried last night, for the passion that I'd lost. To you it seems, no great cost. I cried last night, as my world came apart. Tearing a large hole, from my still beating heart. I cried last night, I don't know why. It shouldn't hurt me and make me cry. I cried last night, because I really cared. You shut me out, as someone scared. I cried last night, I said a tearful prayer. Someday you'll see, a woman like me is very rare. I cried last night, not so much for me. For you to someday, truely see. I cried last night, and prayed for sight. To take from me, and give you light. I cried last night, as I've never cried. For anyone else, could not be so blind. I cried last night, my final tear. In death I meet, no real true fear. Lora

Blogging
well i might as well do my first blog, since everyone else has done one so here it goes. there is no real topic to my first ever one so i am just going to say hello to all that has added me, I hope you all have a cool weekend and anyone who who hasn't added me yet, why? why have you not added me yet? LOL see, its not a interesting one, but i had to lose my blog virginity and here it is!

Oh My
Are you a Nudist? Your Result: Wannabe Nudist You have always dreamed of Naturism and want to explore it but you need more time to think. Visit Sites and read articles about Naturism. Once the time is right, go for it and have some fun free of clothes!Textile Nudist in Training Full Time Nudist Are you a Nudist?Quizzes for MySpace

Paying 500$ For Banging A Hoe
Got sick and tired of chicks not wanting to do stuff I want during sex. So... Just got back from the hotel where I banged this hot babe for 500$. Worth every dime. I drilled her ass like meat as if she was Belladonna and then came in her mouth while she deep throated me. I`m so doing this next week. Money worth spending. Same money if you take a girl to dinner for couple weeks. Bottom line: If you haven`t tried hoes - you should try them.

Yet Everyone Still Asks Me Why I Love Her...
Lost, scared, alone No where to go No one there To hold her. Shes hard to find But, yet so easy to get to She has the ability to disappear in a heartbeat Leaving no trace behind. She gives her butterflies With every touch She slowly kills her With every kiss. A connection like no other Unexplainable, unbelievable But, strong all together Unbreakable. Without her everything goes wrong She lives life alone and quiet Incommunicable, desolate She withdraws her self from everything. They live in fear On the edge Every moment together Eternity in a day. Excited, happy, creative Inseparable, insane Drunken fools Wandering, taking life as it comes. Never again Will a love like this Happen, return To this mad world. She will be found Seen again when she Emerges from the shadows of a lonely, restless mind.

Soul Mates
In the infinite past, a soul existed. United, whole, Lacking form or substance. Created to breathe the spark of life into Man and his mate, He split the soul, each half of a couple receiving equal share. It bound them together, their energies like the poles of a magnet Drawing them, reuniting them. Mortals, however, must all return from whence they came And rarely together. Ages passed and these souls parted, Yet remembered. Striving single-mindedly to find their other half. They try first one, then the other, unable to find that one perfect match. Fate and the whim of human folly impede And only rarely these souls succeed. But when they do, what joy! Two halves again one for another brief moment in time, Each fitting perfectly into the other As the cycle of love and devotion resumes. As if returning home after a long absence, You sense the completeness of your being. Thoughts and dreams shared, Sentences completed one by the other. Moods and emotions mesh. Yo

Put On Your Thinking Caps
No cheating on this one. > > You must think carefully and answer the questions before you scroll > > down. > > Put on your thinking caps. > > > > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you > > whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each > > answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down > > UNTIL you have answered the question! > > > > > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and > > close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple > > things in an overly complicated way. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

I Believe
I BELIEVE I believe- That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- True friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- You can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- It's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be I believe- You should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- You can keep going long after you can't. I believe- We are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- Either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I believe- Heroes are the

Fall Fest Of Ale!
Four hours of all you can drink and eat. There were 28 or so brewers, and i can't remember how many caterers. I have never drank more beer in my life than i did in the first two hours. Fucking awesome time! Then, my sister's boyfriend and i went out to the bars. I was driving, so i was mostly sober at that point. He made up for me and then quite a bit more lol. I won't even repeat the stories my sister told me this morning lol. After dropping his drunk ass off, it was back out to meet another group of friends. Damn....I should be good for alcohol for a month i think. I can't wait till next year's Fest!!

The Down Fall Of The Dark Haired God Part 2
Just as i fore saw. See that the god has return from the redheads place. There go's the shirt,a few steps there gos the pants.Good god, don't turn the lights on. ha,ha,right in the hot tub. As i watch you go under the water i take my place. As your head pops out of the water, i inject you,and out you go. i pull you out of the hot tub and pull you in to the playroom. Ties you up to the bed, gags you and blind folds you. To wake you up I put clamps on your nipples and your dick. Sends shocks to both of them. You wake up and try to get away ,fool,hehe.

Worst Call Ever...
So people are constantly asking me what my worst call was. I used to say that I didn't have one that I could consider "the worst". Well, this all changed on Friday. Now I can truly say that in the four years I've been in EMS, this was the worst call I've ever had. To keep a long story short and to make sure I don't violate any privacy laws, I'm not going to go way into detail about this call, but here's the Readers Digest version. On Friday, we received a call for a vehicle accident with an ejection and entrapment, fire service on scene advising a pediatric cardiac arrest. When we arrived, the 12 year old that was ejected was not breathing and was pulseless. The 16 year old driver was still entrapped and still alive, though critically injured. The decision was made to terminate efforts on the 12 year old in the hopes that we had a better chance of saving his 16 year old brother. We got him out of the vehicle and air lifted him to the hospital where he's still at today. I just

An Update From A "rel" Redneck
Hi ya’ll! It’s me, Britney Spears! As ya’ll should know, I dumped my douchey husband this week and traded him in for a new career and a skinnier, sluttier body. Did you see me on Letterman? I looked as hawt as three pack of Beefy Chews from 7/11. Now that Kevin’s out of my life I’m gonna be maken some better decisions about where my careers is going and try to pick a better man to be the step-father of my daddy’s babies. But then again, do I really need my babies? Do you, the people of the world, think that my rugrats are just getting in the way of what you want – which is me dry humping a snake live on stage in a skimpy school girl uniform (remember those days!)? Ever since these two cheeto munchers popped out of my baby hole, my careers a been plummeting faster than my milk duds. I thought that having a couple babies would make me more mature and well-liked just like Anna Nicole Smith, Angelina Jolly and Madonna. But this baby caring stuff is real work! Sure I have nannies a

Trick Or Treat
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" the girl replied. The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" They go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the door bell and once again and the man opens the door. "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!" says the man. Heads hung low, the kids leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks. "Chocolate M & M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."

Hmmm What Kinda Comments Will I Get?
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?21-23 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bi-Curious 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?1-5 6. What is your pubic hair style?All natural, no shaving for me 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Regular Panties 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Not yet, but I would 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not yet, but I would 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched other

The Halloween Whore
he Halloween Whore by JHyde © Call me a spoil sport, but after I'd turned twelve I never cared much for Halloween. I'd had my share of dressing up in those ridiculous costumes and performing trick or treat stunts, so when Kyle asked if I'd like to come to his Halloween bash, I automatically said no. That's not to say that I didn't feel honored at having been invited. Kyle and his best pal Chad were pretty cool guys and two of the most popular seniors in school. To be honest the invitation had surprised me, being the new kid to the neighborhood, but I figured he was just being nice, wanting me to feel like one of the guys. The thing was, besides not caring much for Halloween, I didn't like parties either. I guess I'm just not your average kind of party guy. I'd just fixed a bowl of popcorn and was about to settle down to watch the latest 'Zombie Flesh Eater' offering on TV when a raucous knocking sounded on the door. "Fuck, Roger, you turned down coming to Kyle's party to watc

Just Because
you know it nice to know when you become a family on lc it nice to belong but then you have to have some one come along and say stupid stuff about the family is just not right.we allshould stick together on this one. please let me know what you think about this

Showin Some Love To All,and I Mean All Da Ladies In Da House
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Look No Further
i have another site that i am on you can sign up for free and see more revealing pics of yours truely!!!!! its at utherverse.com im in the red light center create your profile and join the fun!!!!! um oh i almost forgot im undeer the same nam lilhippiegirl19@yahoo.com give me a shout!!!! love always vanessa

Adult
I'm alone and naked on the beach of a desert island far, far away from civilization. The sky is clear and I'm feeling the sun on my skin while lying on the hot sand. I close my eyes and soak in the sun's rays for a few minutes. The thought of me alone on the island begins to arouse me. I feel my pussy tingle. With my left hand, I cup my left tit and stroke its hard nipple. With my right hand, I push two fingers in my pussy and fondle my g-spot. The heat from the sun, the heat from the sand and the heat between my thighs gets me more arouse as I play with myself until my pussy explodes and squirts my juices on the sand. Feeling enough of the hot sun, I ran to the ocean waters and dive in. Submerged in the ocean, I feel the surrounding waters cool the heat from my body, refreshing me. I swim around some more until I swim back to the beach. As I walk along the beach, letting the sun dry me, I'm surprised to see a naked man about twenty feet from me. He's a tall, dark-haired man w

Make Me Bleed
its funny to you so sad but its true just a kid in this life getting lost out of sight some day ill just have to let go live for the moment take back my control a gift from god a lightning rod when i start i never stop the man i became is doin nothing but missin shake off the religion id really like to get some but i think im just done stuck in the middle all grown up kicked in the face and now im fucked up left for dead nothing left in me im standing right here but you never really see me you cant keep me here you left it back there fight me make me bleed you cant break me ill take whats yours like its meant to be

Bottom Of The Bottle
The bottom of an empty bottle helps to ease the pain But all the demons plaguing me will still remain I can see my soul drift away like the smoke from my cigarette Loneliness has been my best friend since the day we met Through and through I'd play his games, forgetting all the rules Forgetting all the evil tricks that this life will do Thinking that dreams come true and my world would change Left with just a shattered heart and my wasted days So here we together again loneliness and me Seems it's gonna be this way for eternity Countless thoughts left for naught and plans that go to ruin Just a shell trapped in Hell, I don't think it's moving Left to rot, stale from time, never will that change With pen in hand, staring down at this my last page Scribble down more worthless words soon to be forgotten With this book as with my life I have reached the bottom So I close it, put it down and set this book on fire So won't know the pain i feel and smile like a liar Put on m

Wd-40
This product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect their Atlas missile parts. The workers were so pleased with the product, they began smuggling (also known as "shrinkage" or "stealing") it out to use at home. The executives decided there might be a consumer market for it and put it in aerosol cans. The rest, as they say, is history. It is a carefully guarded recipe known only to four people. Only one of them is the "brew master." There are about 2.5 million gallons of the stuff manufactured each year. It gets its distinctive smell from a fragrance that is added to the brew. Ken East says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you. Here are so

#1 Crush
Garbage. "#1 Crush" I would die for you I would die for you I've been dying just to feel you by my side To know that you're mine I will cry for you I will cry for you I will wash away your pain with all my tears And drown your fear I will pray for you I will pray for you I will sell my soul for something pure and true Someone like you See your face every place that I walk in Hear your voice every time I am talking You will believe in me And I will never be ignored I will burn for you Feel pain for you I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart And tear it apart I will lie for you Beg and steal for you I will crawl on hands and knees until you see You're just like me Violate all The love that I'm missing Throw away all the pain that I'm living You will believe in me And I can never be ignored I would die for you I would kill for you I will steal for you I'd do time for you I would wait for you I'd make room for you I'd sail shi

Who You Are
Wednesday, November 15, 2006 Who you are Are you the baby who was born so many years ago? Are you the child who frolicked in the sunshine? Are you the brash young person who dreams of changing the world? Are you the mature and gentle person who has learned the value of acceptance and forgiveness? You are all of these and more. You are, in part, the substance of the moments you have experienced, and the hopeful anticipation of times to come. Yet the person you are goes beyond mere experience and thought. For you are the very awareness that gives it all meaning. No task is mundane and no day is ordinary when you fully grasp who you are. Nothing is impossible when compared to the marvel and wonder of your existence. Whatever small or great challenge or event may come, be sure to remember who you are and how miraculous is the fact of being. And who you are, grows even more capable of giving meaning to it all. -- Ralph Marston

Hoaxes
Folks please check out your facts before you start posting crap on cherry. I have seen so many damn hoaxes in the last few days. We all have been on the internet for a while we know 90% of those stories are crap. I swear I could post everyone send me a dollar and you will win the lottery and make 50K, hey wait maybe i should do that ;) Latest hoax is about starbucks and the troops on some boneheads Mum. check out Snope.com or any other urban legend site before you post stuff. Rant Over Ed

Oil Change...men Vs Women
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men : 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.. 12) Crawl out from under car to

Quick Fix Barbecued Fajitas
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 40 min Makes: 4 servings, 2 fajitas each 1 lb. boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into strips 1 medium each: green and red pepper, cut into strips 1 medium onion, cut into thin wedges 1/2 cup KRAFT Original Barbecue Sauce 8 TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Flour Tortillas, warmed 1 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Four Cheese 1/2 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Salsa 1/4 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Toss chicken and vegetables with barbecue sauce. Let stand 5 min. to marinate. Poke holes evenly in bottom of 13x9-inch disposable foil roasting pan with a fork or skewer. Place chicken and vegetables in pan. Place pan on grill; cover grill with lid. GRILL chicken and vegetables in pan 20 min. or until chicken is cooked through and vegetables are crisp-tender, stirring occasionally. SPOON mixture evenly onto tortillas; top with cheese, salsa and sour cream. Roll up. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS

People...i Just Don't Get Them
Ok, so I have worked in customer service for a long time and dumb people never fail to amaze me. I want everyone who is ever going to speak to anyone else to think before they say something. Imagine what you want to say and then think about what the other person could think of what you just said. In your imagination - do they call you an idiot? Cause that means that are going to say something stupid. STOP. Don't say it...Please.

Oh My It Has Arrived
Well Finals are Starting tomorrow until Monday Then vaction time from Thanksgiving to New Years...Wow!!! Want can we do ( me and Mike) hummm...Let's us think we will come up with a few things. I will update my college, grades, winter scheulde after I get all my finals back. Later.

Rip Chris
Ok so i wrote about my sisters friend in another blog..Just incase i will say it again...He went missing on November 3rd..And they finally found him today or yesterday..Im not sure which day...I need to talk to my sister and find out. The worst part was he was found dead. :( ...My sister is very very upset over this...Please go show her some support through this rough time. Here is her link! oxNicolexo@ CherryTAP Thats All. -Ash

E.r.
This morning was horrible. Me and Steavie were taking pics and while I was sitting there.. Keeva just started screaming. She was over by the rabbit cage.. yea.. apparently the rabbit bit her. She was bleeding a lot so we took her to the E.R. No stitches were needed but omfg.. I never cried so hard for my lil girl. There was nothing I could do to make her feel better at all. Right now it's hard to change her finger b/c the scab keeps comming off and she bleeds everywhere. I feel so damn bad for her. I don't know why Vash bit her. I went in the cage after he bit her and he was perfectly fine. Didn't bite me or anything. I think Keeva might have done something to piss him off or he thought her finger was food. I don't know. I'm not happy with him.. but you know. Vash is still apart of the family. Keeva seems to be doing better thought. We just woke up from a nap and she's all smiles and giggles. She's kissin her dog that my mom bought her yesterday and she's eating like

I Am So Lonely(sigh)
ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT DO YOU MISS ME TONIGHT ARE YOU SORRY WE DRIFTED APART DOES YOUR MEMORY STRAY TO A BRIGHT SUMMERS DAY WHEN I KISSED YOU AND CALLED YOU SWEETHEART ARE THE CHAIRS AT YOUR PARTY ALL SUDDENLY BARE DO YOU GAZE AT YOUR DOORSTEP AND PICTURE ME THERE IS YOUR HEART FILLED WITH PAIN SHALL I COME BACK AGAIN TELL ME DEAR ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT i wonder if your lonesome tonight,you know someone said the worlds a stage and each of us must play a part.Fate had me playing the part of love.........with you as my sweetheart. Act 1 was where we met.......... you read your lines so cleverly and never missed a clue,then came act 2,you seemed to change you acted strange and i had no cause to doubt you,hunni u lied when u said you loved me,but i'd rather go on livin these lies than to go on livin without you. Now the stage is bare and I'm standing there with emptyness all around me,and if you wont come back to me they might as well bring the curtains down IS Y

To You....i Give My Heart
You're the first thing I think of; Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of; Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have; And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger; With every move I make. I want to prove how I feel for you; But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give; To you... I give my heart. A heart is a very fragile thing; But I trust it will be, LOVE that you will bring. God brought us together in his own special way; I want to LOVE you until my dying day. It's been magical right from the start; You are a gift from the Lord above, to you I give my heart. You are my ray of sunshine, on a cloudy day; Kiss me, hold me, LOVE me forever, in your own special way!

Cherry Tap Can Be...
CHERRY TAP CAN BE A PLACE FOR FRIENDS A PLACE FPR FANS A PLACE FOR FAMILY CHERRY TAP CAN BE SOMEWHERE TO GO WHEN YOUR DAY IS RUNNING SLOW SOMESHERE MEET PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME CHERRY TAP CAN BE A PAIN IN THE ASS WHEN ALERT BOX SOUNDS DONT WANT TO LAST A PLACE TO SHOUT WHEN IT WANTS TO WORK AND NOT GO OUT BUT TO ME CHERRY TAP HAS BEEN THE PLACE WHERE I'VE MET SOME AWESOME NEW FRINEDS THE COMMENTS I GET ARE GREAT THE COMMENTS I SEND MY FRIENDS APPRECIATE. SOME FRIENDS REPLY SOME FRINEDS DONT WILL I STOP SENDING COMMENTS? NO I WONT. i'LL SHOW THEM LOVE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND WHY SOME DONT BOTHER MY STUPID PAGE LOCKS THEM IN THERE WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO SHOW THEY CARE TO ALL MY CHERRY TAP FAMILY, FANS, AND FRIENDS I LOVE YOU ALL ON THAT YOU CAN DEPEND. WRITTEN BY: ANGEL

Little Kitty (poem)
Hey there little kitty cat Come and sit upon my lap Tell me where you came from While we sit underneath the sun When did you arrive and how? Would you like some milk? Meow! What beautiful and soft fur Think I'll call you Tiger! Purrr oh, you are really sweet How about something to eat? And look at this, a squeak toy Yes, it's yours my furry joy I know you don't have a home But, you're no longer all alone So, let's go inside and play And you are welcome to stay * Wrote this one about my new little kitty, Tiger :)

The Bannister Of Life! Lol!
The Banister of Life As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ....... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I

God Damn Who Don't Agree With Past Few Blogs And This One
its becoming as bad as drinking and driving...thinkin alot of peeps cld care less about this stuff. Toking and driving Toking and driving is on the rise in Canada, and so are the risks of becoming involved in a cannabis-related traffic accident, says a pilot study conducted by Dr. Benedikt Fischer and a team of Toronto researchers. The study collected data on university students aged 18–28 who had recently driven a car after using cannabis. Respondents were questioned about their: * cannabis and other drug use * cannabis use and driving (CUD) experiences * exposure to law enforcement and vehicle accidents. The study also compared respondents’ perceptions of cannabis impairment effects with those related to alcohol consumption. Finally, students were asked whether they anticipated driving under the influence of cannabis in the future. According to the survey results, CUD is most likely to occur in situations where young people are socializing with frien

Tornado's ! Eeeek
What started out as a typical day out with my oldest Sister ended up in some Screams and WHOA's ! ..We decided we'd grab a Quick lunch then do some Christmas shopping and whatever caught our fancy .. well.. right during lunch we get a phone call.. There's been touch downs of a few Tornados' Close by ..Yeah it was raining like mad but Tornado'Nooo..We decide not to take any chances as all our pets were at home alone ..( Um cant have the fur babies getting scared now can we ? ) Hop in the car get back on the road to come home she's watchin the skies .. im watching the road ( Dont want to hit any Flyin Cows LOL) She says HOLY SHIT there's a FUNNEL Right ahead just as she said that WHOOSH a Huge wicked strrong wind comes and I swear it felt like the whole damn car lifted off the ground windows shook we're Screaming ..OMG we're gonna Die .. ok now its a lil silly but hell I dont want to end up in OZ !!! with my luck I'd not meet the Scarecrow Tin man and Cowardly Lion .. Id meet up with th

Important Announcement For All Photoshoppers....(repost)
OK IT'S FUN TIME AGAIN AT THE EXPENSE OF NONE OTHER THAN FAT SONNY….LOL. WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE FIRST 40 PHOTOSHOPPED PICS OF THE MAN HIMSELF. THEY WILL BE ENTERED IN A CONTEST TO BE HELD BY HIM. THESE MUST BE ORIGINAL (ie: NOT BEEN SEEN BEFORE) AND OF A GOOD NATURE. THEY CAN BE AS FUNNY AS YOU LIKE BUT NOTHING SEXUAL AS THEY WILL BE DELETED AND NOT PLACED IN THE CONTEST. BE IMAGINATIVE AND CREATIVE BUT PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE TO AN EXTENT. ALL PICS SHOULD BE SENT DIRECT TO THE FAT MAN HIMSELF IN A PM .THANK YOU TO ALL THAT HAVE A GO. LET’S MAKE THIS ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL AND FUN CONTEST. (hi stang)

Hockey Player Quote
We are the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. Will do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, the word "f", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why d

Cool Quiz...one Of My Favorite Ones Yet...
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take

Technology Day 2 Lol
Well i got it to work with sound recorder in windows but no go with gizmo. Didn't get around to trying with skype yet, though i might have to download the voip driver that is available for the headset. I'm really starting to think about getting back into IRC. I think its because I am working on that project of mine and used a client called xchat to test it. I used to use mirc, which is a good client, but i wanted to see what the python clients were like. Obviously i liked it, otherwise i wouldn't using it. Still I'll do some more work on my project and then work on the front end. I have nothing against any of the IM clients but sometimes its nice to just drop into a channel and join a conversation with loads of other people. I think this all started because yahoo started to play up. Ok i could have switched client but i have used the big ones and i just don't like the feel of them, strange as that may sound.

Jokes.....
Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" ************************************************************************************************** Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" **************************************************************************************************** From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!" ************************************************************************************************** O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 3

To Our Gi's
To our Gi's that: Wish they had a hot meal Wish they had a hot shower Go to sleep alone each night Get up each day and do their job without complaint Willingly leave their loved ones for the good of many To Our GIs that Spend more than one holiday alone Away from HOME Rely on letters and postcards to keep them sane This year I am thankful for YOU.. for without you I could not have what I do, do what I do, and be who I am. To Our GIs.. May your days away from your loved ones be short, and the love you feel in your heart be strong.. and may we never forget what you sacrifice for us, the many, the selfish.

Love Him
Love seems to be what is missing. I want to be loved. We all do. I want to feel that I am appreciated for what and who I am. We all do. I think we all long for this love. This unconditional, God-kind of love. This is what my friend Jesus is all about. Loving me and loving you. That He why He is not a religious system. He is love. And He now offers this love, this God kind of love to you.

Sorry Sackz Of Shyts
yea u read dat right....im so sick and tired of ppl now a dayz because they dnt get it they way they dnt talk to u...oh wow can we say childish? i mean shyt common sense tells u a person u havent heard frm in so many dayz weeks wtf doesnt want ot talk to u right? and doesnt it mean ur not goin to answer they fone calls or im's right? right cuz i feel if u want to talk to mii or shyt like dat then U make da effort not mii right? right u fawk tardz....im done being nice, so if u want sum1 whos sweet and nice go that way ~~~~~!> cuz da bitch dat once reigned this hell hole is back again and u can thank all those assholez out there who made mii this way yet again........wait y do i even waste my time wif most of u fawkz?

A Dream Comes True
It took you so much courage, To finally tell me, Those feelings you keep hidden, Securely in that heart of yours, I understand, How your heart was once shattered, Into more than a million pieces, The pain was so unbearable, You swear you wouldn't go through them ever again, Thank you, For choosing me, For taking that huge risk all over again, For giving me a little chance, To let my love proves itself, I'm on top of the world tonight, Knowing you finally realise, That my love has always been true, That time has shown you, I didn't say 'I love you' just for fun, I didn't kiss you because I wanted you to kiss me back, I didn't held your hand because they're warm, I do everything that I did, Because I've chosen to be with you, And I was also risking my heart to be broken, Exactly the way yours did, It has been a difficult journey for us, And the distance makes it twice as hard, But I didn't want to give up, I never wanted to, Not even for a single minute, Bec

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Spinach-stuffed Chicken Breasts For Two
Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 1 hr 5 min Makes: 2 servings 1/3 cup water 2 Tbsp. KRAFT Roasted Red Pepper Italian with Parmesan Dressing, divided 2 cups chopped fresh spinach leaves 2/3 cup STOVE TOP Stuffing Mix for Chicken in the Canister 1 Tbsp. coarsely chopped roasted red peppers 2 small boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1/2 lb.), pounded to 1/4-inch thickness 1/4 cup KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Mozzarella Cheese PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Bring water and 1 Tbsp. of the dressing to boil in large skillet on medium-high heat. Stir in spinach, stuffing mix and peppers; cover. Remove from heat. Let stand 5 min. Set aside. PLACE chicken, top-sides down, on large cutting board; spread evenly with stuffing mixture. Starting at one of the short ends, tightly roll up each chicken breast. Place, seam-sides down, in 8-inch square baking dish. Brush with remaining 1 Tbsp. dressing. BAKE 35 min. Sprinkle with cheese. Bake an additional 5 min. or until cheese is melt

Ghost Dance By Robbie Robertson
Crow has brought the message to the children of the sun for the return of the buffalo and for a better day to come You can kill my body You can damn my soul for not believing in your god and some world down below You don't stand a chance against my prayers You don't stand a chance against my love They outlawed the Ghost Dance but we shall live again, we shall live again My sister above She has red paint She died at Wounded Knee like a later day saint You got the big drum in the distance blackbird in the sky That's the sound that you hear when the buffalo cry You don't stand a chance against my prayers You don't stand a chance against my love They outlawed the Ghost Dance but we shall live again, we shall live again Crazy Horse was a mystic He knew the secret of the trance And Sitting Bull the great apostle of the Ghost Dance Come on Comanche Come on Blackfoot Come on Shoshone Come on Cheyenne We shall live again Come on Arapaho

Who Are You
You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition. Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because

Finally Home
Some fellow Cherries... *ahem* decided to keep me out half the friggin night. Thanks for that by the way. :-P So I get to spend what's left of my lovely Friday evening downloading drivers for another person's laptop and still make it to work by 7:30am. This blows. I need a different life because the one I have is busted. -Robert

Gone To Bed!
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Whats On My Mind
I have been sitting in my room and thinking bout the shit that keeps eating at my mind and I wonder what the hell I have made of myself. Its like I dont know the person I have turned into so full of hate and just looking for reasons to walk out that door. I sit and think about how much I hate my life and how the people around me deserve to know the truth about the person they think I am cause I'm not this happy person that they all once knew I have built up this wall to keep them all out and I dont want to let it fall cause I know what lies on the other side. I wonder why I fell so weird like some one else is walking in my shoes this person I am is not me I'm mean and not afraid to speak my mind. I dont hide from what stands in my way I go for it even if it is dangerouse but lately I feel like I have been punking out cause I know I will lose it all if I slip up and my kids mean so much more to me then that. And they deserve more then what they get now where there home is a war zo

Fuck Mtv
For some odd reason I found myself not only watching but actually paying close attention to the that reality traink wreck of a TV show on MTV about stuck up cunts and birthday parties. You know this show is a perfect fucking little study on what the fuck is wrong with kids in school today. You get these fucking perfect little "angels" to throw elaborate birthday parties and along the way you get to see them treat only their friends good, their other classmates like shit and their parents like walking ATM's with $100 bills sticking out of their ass. As if these spoiled little cuntflaps didn't have enough attention and prestige in their own little happy worlds MTV has go and cater to their little flegdling egos and say hey we'll put you on TV. Of course no network is better at showing just the beautiful and rich people of our country than this big cable channel whore that for some reason still calls itself Music Television. They get these 14-15 year olds on TV to highlight how bit

Deep-fried Flags Removed From Museum
Fri Nov 17, 6:28 PM ET A museum director in this military town removed an art exhibit featuring several deep-fried American flags. Art student William Gentry said his piece, "The Fat Is in the Fire," was a commentary on obesity in America. "I deep-fried the flag because I'm concerned about America and about America's health," Gentry said. Customs House Museum executive director Ned Crouch took down the artwork Wednesday less than 18 hours after it went up in this community next to Fort Campbell. "It's about what the community values," Crouch said. "I'm representing 99 percent of our membership — educators, doctors, lawyers, military families." He also said the timing of the piece could cause "incendiary reactions." "Never in the history of the country has the flag been more hated or more loved," Crouch said. The exhibit featured three U.S. flags imprinted with phrases such as "Poor people are obese because they eat poorly" and more than 40 smaller flags fried in pe

Cafe Culture Goes Canine
By Lorraine OrlandiFri Nov 17, 8:29 AM ET Patrons smoke and gossip into the night. Some sip cafe latte from sleek china cups. Others pant and drool and lick the floor. All are valued customers at Mexico City's Bow-Wow Deli. The tiny corner cafe in an up-and-coming residential neighborhood caters lovingly to dogs, although people are welcome, too. Inspired by similar establishments in Japan, it may be the surest sign yet that this developing nation of more than 100 million people -- and countless dogs -- has one leg planted squarely in the First World. The spare decor is understatedly chic. Whimsical sales displays hold $100 hand-woven dog collars imported from Germany and rhinestone covered leash grips. The menu offers gourmet coffee, green tea and, for four-legged foodies, homemade ostrich liver biscuits and cakes with mashed-potato icing. Some clients may have a pedigree, others a hazier though no less noble lineage. But the rules apply to all -- no leash, no ser

Misery
Swirling around the crisp air Biting playfully all the while I try and ignore it I turn the corner and find the dead end It has caught up with me once again I close my eyes just try to pretend I find satisfaction to my relief Until my eyes have opened back at square one The more I try and fight it the harder it becomes I tell it that I know there is worse That I can do a better job than it That there is no way it can win this time The only problem is we know I’m bluffing Buying time away from the music

~ Seductive Touch ~
~ Seductive Touch ~ As I walk towards you I hear the pounding that beats in your heart Anticipating the sensual moistness of my lips softly on your skin Grabbing you tightly in my arms as I cradle the small of your back Pulling your delicate body to my soft lips as I gently kiss your neck Your body arches as the touch of my mouth explores you everywhere Surrendering helpless as the intense passion moves your inter soul My hands move all throughout you with passion driven force of love Biting your top lip as your moans scream loudly of what’s happening Feeling your body lose all strength as you release your every control Fingernails driving into my skin as my tender tongue penetrates inside Rendering your soft amazing body in a extreme state of intense desire Tugging me closer as you ache for more of what my love is given you Thrusting further in a pool of your soul interlocking our hearts together Reaching deep inside as drenched bodies grind to a rhythm of

Galen Online, But He Isn't
Why is it saying that Galen is online? I know for a fact that he isn't because we live together and have been together all day and he is in the bedroom asleep and I am on the only computer that we have in the house. So don't think that he is online because he isn't. Isn't that weird?

Soul Like The Vastest Sea
Your soul is like the vastest sea And mine a darting fish: I lose myself within your love; I live within your heart. I breathe your love: it is my air, My element, my world. I know no other ambiance; I have no other dream. I know there is outside your love A world of rocks and sand; And I could live there, too, but oh! How poor and thin each breath! How rich my world, how beautiful, Alive within your love, Each moment filled with dancing light Refracted through your eyes!

The Rules Of Man
The Rules Of Man 1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: 1. When a heroic dog dies to save its master 2. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse 3. After wrecking your boss' Ferrari 4. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game 5. When your Date is using her teeth 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move 1. Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident 6. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move: 1. You'd rather stay home and watch speed buggy reruns 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unle

Roses
Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say, I love you even more this year, than last year on this day. My love for you will always grow, with every passing year." She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear. She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day. Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away. He always liked to do things early, way before the time. Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine. She trimmed the stems and placed them in a very special vase. Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face. She would sit for hours, In her husband's favorite chair. While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there. A year went by, and it was to live without her mate. With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate. Then, the very hour, The doorbell rang, and there were roses sitting by her door. She brought the roses in, and then just looked at th

Nothingness
Her mind's blank, Eyes are wide. Filled with nothing- Nothingness inside. No more thoughts, No more pride, She went on her death ride. I'm losing my head, She can't be dead! My eyes are red, I'm as pale as her, Now its all a blur. And she can't feel, She wont heal. So now I kneel- beside her. Shes so cold, I can't hold- onto her hand. So she died alone. Now she's as cold as stone. And In her hand, She holds something that kills, A capsule once containing- deadly pills. Now she won't suffer anymore, She has closed the door, and locked herself away today. It was her choice, Now she has no voice. No more breath, No more air. And thats not fair. But life isnt fair, she had her share. And now shes done. And I'll miss her a ton. But now she has nothing- Just nothingness inside.

Wanting To Cut Down Poessions, Any Suggestions?
What is worth getting rid of? (taken from my posting on another site) I am such a huge packrat, and have decided enough is enough! Problem is, I can't figure out what I can safely get rid of!! I keep thinking, I will use this item again really soon, or I like it to much to get rid of. What are your suggestions of items that I should toss? Things that I could probulary replace quite easily if it turns out I need one. I am sure I am overlooking so many common items. I will take suggestions from any and all catergories (the kitchen to the bathroom, baby supplies (never had a baby, yet I have the supplies from a baby shower I never got to throw), party supplies to the office supplies, photos to clothes and the bedroom..) okay well I really hope you get the idea by now!!!!!!!! Anything that you would get rid of if it was your problem please suggest it with the reason. I want to live simpler and have fewer things around me that are truly treasures and not just a bunch of junk

My Desk/my Mind
10-28-06 My Desk/Mind By: Travis Smith Sitting at my desk The top is such a mess Papers, books, misc items All these things are scattered about Dust, eraser shavings, and crumbs Lay firmly like a person Whom lies still in sleep on a bed Only moving when disturbed Mirage of pictures float above my screen Friends, family, myself I see this as I sit here looking towards the wall Wondering if they ever thing of me at all Silence.. Thoughts.. Wonders.. Feeling.. Wishes.. Feelings.. Mixed up emotions for wanting everything

Mating Season
Subject: Mating Season > > Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods.All > of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small > cave."Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened > closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!" He then > tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. > The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all > about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, it > is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler > 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, > it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us." > Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the > cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, > there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He > also tore off his clothes and ran

Now That You Are Gone...
You said that you loved me. You said that you'd never leave me. You were the only good thing in my life. Now that you're gone, my entire life is shit. Now that you're gone I can't move on. I see your face everywhere I go. I just can't seem to let you go. I cant handle it. You were everything I lived for. You were the reason I was always happy. Now that you're gone I am miserable. Now that you're gone I can't sleep. I don't know why I'm getting so worked up. I guess it's because I loved you so much. You lied to me. You hurt me. Now that you're gone all I want to know is how do I go on with out you? Now that your gone all I want to know is why do I have to?

Sweat
I'm sweating, and breathing and staring and thinking and sinking deeper. It's almost like I'm swimming. The sun is burning hot again on the hunter and the fisherman, and he's trying to remember when, but it makes him dizzy. Seems like I've been here before. Seems so familiar. Seems like I'm slipping into a dream within a dream. Must be the way you whisper. The sun is setting cool again. I'm the thinker and the fisherman and I'm trying to remember when but it makes me dizzy. and I'm sweating, and breathing, and staring and thinking and sinking deeper and it's almost like I'm swimming. Seems like I've been here before. Seems so familiar. Seems like I'm slipping into a dream within a dream. It's the way you whisper. It drags me under and takes me home.

To John Wolver A Beloved Friend
I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND WHEN THE DAYLIGHTS GONE AND YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, AND YOU NEED A FRIEND, JUST TO BE AROUND I'LL BE AT YOUR SIDE THERE NO NEED TO WORRY TOGETHER WELL SURVICE THROUGHT TROUBLE AND HURRY I'LL BE AT YOUR SIDE, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN I BELIEVE IN YOU. I WON'T TURN AROUND.! I WILL COMFORT YOU! I WILL TAKE YOUR HAND I WILL PULL YOU THROUGH I WILL UNDERSTAND I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND !

I've Been Violated
hey guys something went wrong. I think I was hacked cause I wasn't on at all really yesterday and I come on this morning to find a blog saying I've killed myself... well I'm not dead i'm still here sorry if I scared anyone.. but by the look of the blog only 6 people saw it anyway so i guess not to many people cared.

Her
Your eyes once burned Into my soul Conquring the pain Healing the past My heart in your hands you chose to break Blood dripping from your fingers And onto the floor You mock me as you laugh And tell me of her Your love can not exist with us But lives on with her

Chapter Vii: Experimenting In The Lab (2)
When Jennifer walked into the lab, general pandemonium was pretty much the rule. Students were everywhere, sitting on the lab tables, leaning out of the windows...pretty much just enjoying their freedom. She saw Dan in the back, reserving their lab table. He was already wearing his lab coat and was talking with Shannon West, a gorgeous blond cheerleader that Jennifer had never really gotten to know. She knew of Shannon's reputation as a "party girl" though, and felt a moment of jealousy as she watched Dan talking and laughing with her. He was obviously acting interested, and Shannon was obviously flirting with him, placing her hand on his arm and pressing her nubile body against his as they laughed. As Jennifer walked towards them though, her jealousy disappeared. After what she'd just experienced with Mr. Redfield, to say nothing of what she'd done with Todd Bridges in the breezeway of the school, she realized that she had little right to be jealous. Dan was having some fun, just

He Said...she Said
OK guys. I have had enough of yall goin at eachother. I am not calling out names. You know very well who you are. If you have an intense hatred for anyone that is your perogative and thats fine. But when you attempt to ruin people on the internet its not right. Anyone here can make accusations against anyone. Its the internet. Doesnt mean they are true or false. But nonetheless this brings me to Libel ! A. WHAT IS LIBEL? (The American definition) When an injurious false statement is made about an individual, the individual is *defamed*. Defamation can occur in two forms: libel or slander. Libel occurs when there is a written statement injuring an individual, and slander occurs when there is an oral statement that injures an individual. Since on-line is considered to be written material, on-line defamation is considered to be libel. Libel occurs when a false statement is written which injures an individual by disgracing him. The statement must be about an individual and the read

Introverted
Introverted In Peaceful discontentment I while away the day No room for even resentment To make the wild thoughts play. A body full of sighing, A face that's turned to stone My will to move is dying It’s easier to stay prone. I wish and wish for laughter That’s new and fresh, and real. It seems forever after That life has lost its zeal. A moment doesn't lighten The feelings of despair. A joke will never brighten A heart that does not care. Oh, make my temper zesty And bring my mind alive! Stop me from getting testy, Just give me the will to strive! Give my wishes hope again. Give me a will to live. Make me strong, to withstand pain, And give me the grace to give. Deep within my soul, I know all is never lost, That life within will also grow, This is just compost. It helps the plant of life upsurge When it has fed enough. It fills you with an impending urge Know that you are tough. The sinews of your life renew,

I Miss You
miss you (2/7/06) The day looks gloomy outside. Dark grey clouds cover the sun's cheery face. But inside my heart, it's a beautiful day. Yet something's missing. The thing that makes everything else shine. I wish I could talk to you so I wouldn't have to miss you so much. I yearn to be in your arms; feel your warm embrace. I'm falling into the dreary mood of the weather. But I know that if I could just hear your voice, the sun would shine again. I miss you.

Hurting
Every one wonders why i am always depressed....why i am always down on my self and never happy as every one bleives me to be....well here it is all the fucking reasons i am depressed. 1. there is no guy in this dam world that can not tell me that they acctually like me more then my roommate, friends, sister or anyone. i say this because it is a known fact that all the sweet and innocent guys that i have in my life on line off line everywhere say they like me ya they only like me up untill they meet my roommate, FRIENDS SISTER ETC...don't get me wrong i love jeni to death she is the best roommate and my best friend i can't ask for anything more...but when it comes to my guy friends i just wish that they wouldn't direect there attention to her all the time...it kills my self esteem and it puts me into a bigger depression..i hate being depressed all the time but it will always be with my life... 2. life in general sucks for me...most guys look at me and say OMFG WOMAN LOOSE WEIGHT

Many Unsaid Things...
There were so many things I did not say When I looked into your eyes The things I think about each day Would take you by surprise The wonders of what we could share Still powder in my mind I wondered if I could tell you how much I cared And I guess I ran out of time Now your face is not stopping me From telling you how I feel Maybe this is the way it should be So I'll try and keep it real We have known each other for quite some time And we're recently good friends We were a couple for awhile But we know that never really lasts I always felt as if my heart was on trial And now it's a thing of the past I want that love we once shared again If it was ever there I know that I had loved you But did you really care? Sometimes I wish you would talk to me About the things you feel Then maybe someday I'll understand How you've learned to deal I've often wondered what it would be like To feel your warm embrace To kiss your soft sweet lips Or have your

Path Of Deception
The innocent are fed lies and hate the truth hidden beneath a world of betrayal A close mind cannot speak Or see the pains of life coming signs of evil point the way to the path of least resistance nothing in life comes easily so this path is not worth taking treason and a hollow laugh give way to desire or will the demons feed on the death of life and quench their thirst on the blood they spill

Ohhh Fuck. Lmao
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.Satanism88%Paganism83%Buddhism71%Islam54%Judaism54%Hinduism54%agnosticism38%Christianity33%atheism29%Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)created with QuizFarm.com

Giving Thanks
Its the day before Thanksgiving and I am just getting home from work about 11:30 p.m. and all day I have been in a somber mood. And thinking about what it is I should be thankful for? Well, I have one thing that I know of. And I am thankful for my wonderful daughter who is in North Carolina spending the holiday with her mother. She spends all of them there, which is fine. I thank god for her health, intelligence and that she is the greatest daughter a father could ever know. I am thankful for the fact that I still have my job today, and that I was not fired back in August when I got in a bit of trouble. And that even though I don't have a close knit family I am grateful that I still have my mother around. Dad, I still Love You, and wish you were still around sometimes. And that my brother's are healthy and that there wives have not choked them out, lol. And that all my niece's and nephew's also are very healthy and wonderful children. And I would like to say to all my past,

Thanksgiving Divorce
Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, d on't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and pay

This Is Letting Go
This is letting go This is letting go of you and I This is letting go of a dream that we once had This is letting go of a hope that once existed This is letting go of all the kisses and all the hugs It’s not worth the pain anymore It’s not worth the tears that I shed It’s not worth dwelling on the past It’s not worth trying to figure out what she has that I don’t This is letting go of what comfort you brought This is letting go of what little love you gave This is letting go of what friendship we had I’m done with this You couldn’t let go You couldn’t stay committed You had the trust You had the care and love But now Now you have nothing While I let go of the dream of you and I You’ll still be holding on to the dream of you and her And here’s the truth kid Our dreams wont come true.

Oh Wow, I'm Going To Lose Friends Quickly...
I thought it was funny... Him: Hi Sexy! Me: Hi green! Him: Green? Me: I thought we were playing the adjective game. Him: aahhh.. ok Him: was a compliment... but whatever... Me: Sorry, I just get that 234957349879348 times a day. Me: I would rather hear, "hey smart girl" or "how are you?" even. Me: Or "Yo bitch" I'm fond of that one. ;) Him: point taken... will remember that Me: I guess you guys don't see it... but we girls... yeah, we get it a lot. No harm done!

Life Instructions
INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE Author Unknown 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Memorize your favorite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slowly but think quickly. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 15. Call your Mom. 16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. 17. When you los

To Early
well happy late thanksgiving had sorta a busy dat yesterday... today i must go out on this black friday at 4am and beat the early moring shopping crowd.. how great is that... i am pose to be sleeping but no but i'll have fun cause i'm buying christmas... well good bye

Wish
this song text makes me all emotional. cuz i wish someone luved me that much. call me silly if u want... everyone wants that kind of luv. in this text the gal leaves it for no reason. "In one single moment your whole life can turn ’round I stand there for a minute starin’ straight into the ground Lookin’ to the left slightly, then lookin’ back down World feels like it’s caved in - proper sorry frown Please let me show you where we could only just be, for us I can change and I can grow or we could adjust The wicked thing about us is we always have trust We can even have an open relationship, if you must I look at her she stares almost straight back at me But her eyes glaze over like she’s lookin’ straight through me Then her eyes must have closed for what seems an eternity When they open up she’s lookin’ down at her feet Dry your eyes mate I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up There’s plenty more fish in the sea Dry your eyes mate I know yo

Thanksgiving
whoot! ok so last night was soooooo much fun! heads up, if i misspell, it's either cuz i cant spell or my fake nails are makin my fingers slide all over the keys. ANYWAY! so we went out to d-mas, my best friend's house. or one of my best friends' house...lol depends on wat day of the week she's my friend. we have our days. lol, so yea i saw rachel r., travis, their parents, jess, ali, greg, michelle, anne and george s. (parents to jess, my best friend, alil and greg) and some ppl i didnt know. jess's friend geroge called and jess passed me the phone so she could wrestle travis. in the end, george came over to chill wit us. turns out george and i met the night jess, ali, and viky told me that chris was cheating on me. but meh, we had fun last night. somehow george ended up on the same couch as me and he dubbed it the cool couch. we were teasin jess and i took pix of him and everyone in the room. i ended up wit jess' hat and george's chain which he wouldnt let jess to

Goodbye My Lover
Did I disappoint you or let you down? Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown? 'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun, Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won. So I took what's mine by eternal right. Took your soul out into the night. It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care. You touched my heart you touched my soul. You changed my life and all my goals. And love is blind and that I knew when, My heart was blinded by you. I've kissed your lips and held your head. Shared your dreams and shared your bed. I know you well, I know your smell. I've been addicted to you. Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. You have been the one. You have been the one for me. I am a dreamer but when I wake, You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take. And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile. I've watched you sleeping for a while. I'd be the father of yo

Please Read
MISSING SOLDIER FROM FORT CAMPBELL!!! PLEASE READ!! Most of you on my friends list I speak to quite frequently and some of you are very dear friends of mine. Now I am banking on that friendship as I am in need. My friend Jessiah has gone missing, it has been 5 days now and there is no sign of him anywhere. He has recently come home from Iraq, and we fear he may be suffering some post-traumatic stress syndrome or something. He has a wife, who is the sweetest girl you will ever meet, and a young son, who are both in Washinton right now and pretty much powerless to do anything down here. He has not used his cell phone or credit cards, his car is parked in the same spot it has been in......we are in fear of his life. He was last seen leaving Kickers, which is in a pretty bad area of town and right by the river. He has been listed on the National Missing Persons Database and yesterday his case was assigned to a detective. PLEASE HELP US! Go take a look at his profile, his URL is http:/

Funny
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....? MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make soft things hard

Guys Fill This Out
guys fill this out WOULD YOU... [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere [_] have a fling with me? [_] let me buy you a drink? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] lick my cheek? [_] dance with me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] play strip poker with me? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im cute? [_] think

Never
°ñever say i love you îf you dont really care ñever talk bout feelings ïf they arent really there ñever hold my hand îf you are going to break my heart ñever say are going to ïf you dont plan to start ñever look into my eyes îf all you do is lie ñever say hello ïf you really mean goodbye îf you really mean forever +hen say that you will try ñever say forever ¢ause forever makes me cry°

I Shouldn't Really Be Asking This.............
I really shouldn't be asking you this. I feel shy about it , but I want it so bad. Don't get me wrong, it's just that I haven't had it for a long, long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but with your help I will be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until theres no more left. This has been on my mind all day long. I hope I'm not being forward, I'm usualy not like this, but........... can I have a piece of gum? Send this to anyone on your friend list with a sense of humor!!!

What Did You Do?
I jumped Jamie Lynn Spears cuz that bitch deserved it. MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN January------I slapped Feburary----I stabbed March-----I screwed a April-------I shot May------I stabbed June-----I hugged July----I kissed August------- I killed September-------I humped October-----I hijacked November------I jumped December-----I bitched slapped DAY YOU WERE BORN 1-----a penguin 2-----a jar of peanut butter 3-----a lawn mower 4-----emma roberts 5----jamie lynn spears 6----sean flynn 7----a saw 8---a peanut butter cookie 9----your sister's pants 10---your mom 11---the wiggles 12---barney 13---ur brother 14---a dog 15---pablo 16---a mexican 17----the backyardigans 18---lindsey lohan 19----a brownie 20---paris hilton 21---ellen degerernes 22---a yeti 23---a moose 24---a kangaroo 25---martin van buren 26---a bouncy ball 27--a virgin 28---a cowboy 29---myself 30---a butterfly 31---a hippo COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT Black--------cuz that bitch

Tired Of Games, Lies, And Cheaters?
hello how are you all doing today? i am looking for a nice lady to talk to and to meet. someone that is not into games, lies, drama, etc. i am a down to earth person, and i am looking for a woman that is tired of all the games people play. and someone that knows what they want... so if you are out there and need to talk or meet someone let me know okay, i will be glad to hear from you and you will not regret it i promise...i am waiting......MSCUDDLES.

My Eyes See The Light.
The light that shines through yours The darkness and despair That slowly will disappear With every waken moment With every hug & kiss With all the tenderness That I can give My eyes see the light The light that shines through yours Copyright ©2005 ALA

Ok...
So I have 7 beautiful ladies entered into my contest. If I don't get 3 more by 7:30 PM EST(a little less than an hour or so from now), I'm going to get the contest on the road anyways. The contest will last through till Monday Evening around 8:30PM EST. Commments will be the main factor in winning. In the event of a tie, the number of ratings will help determine the winner. Everyone will get prizes just for entering. First place winner will recieve something from V.I.P.!

Away
Well I am back. I needed to take a few weeks off of the computer. I have become a junkie to many sites. I thought it was time for me to sneak away and do somethings around the house. I have been letting thiings go around here. Not a good thing. My house isn't a mess. But I need to winterize. And being on here nightly and on what days off I have been getting wasn.t getting me ready for winter. I will still be on just not nightly. Thank you for still having me on your friends lists.

Seriously, Wtf Is Up With This Asshead...
The individual below is fucking with me for some reason... I dont understand why either... If you know, please email me why in detail... He asked me to stop "ripping his pics" yet I haven't been online to do so... Some asshole

To Ranger Or Not To Ranger?
Ok I'm thinking of rolling up a random D&D character today/tonight... But do I want to make another ranger? I honestly am thinking about making another samurai but I do not have Orental Adventures anymore. I could make another Wizard that accidentaly kills everyone in the party again(It wasnt my fault, the dm was being a dick and didnt read the spell wording correctly)..

You
You are not there The wind blows And the wind howls The pouring rain It freezes my flesh Yet none of this I feel For you are not there Claws tear And Teeth bite Yet I put up no fight People Poke and Prod The needles stick and sting And I do not feel this For you are not there The sun shones on me The wind gives it's light caress Birds chirp as they pass by I see it all, take all in Our feet crunch the path Your hand light in mine You are there I sence it all From the drip of water on the roof To the clouds overhead From the heat of you against me To your very scent It's all around me Because you are there with me always

;-)
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there's always that doubt." His friend says, "Yeah, I know what you mean." A couple of weeks later the man has to go out of town on business. Before he goes, he gets together with his friend. "While I'm away, could you do me a favor? Could you watch my house and see if there is anything fishy going on? I mean, I trust my wife but there's always that doubt." The friend agrees to help out, and the man leaves town. Two weeks later he comes back and meets his friend. "So did anything happen?" "I have some bad news for you," says the friend. "The day after you left I saw a strange car pull up in front of your house. The horn honked and your wife ran out and got into the car and they drove away. Later, after dark, the car came back. I saw your wife and a strange man get out. They went into the house and I s

Going Out
Goin to my neighbors house to watch football.. Ya know..I dont like football much...but I like my neighbors TV...its one of those huge screens that hangs...from the ceiling..and its the lenghth of the wall its on...Its freakin awesome. Dont forget to go vote for the best booty contest while I'm gone!

Sexy Poem(slightly Comedic)
NOON DIP: One sultry afternoon by the majestic waters of the condo pool.I noticed what must have been a dream with in my fantasies rule.for she had eyes that shined like clear blue diamonds,a smile as white as pearls.She was a dark bronze complexion with a grace that could charm the world. As I seen her rise from the shallow depths,the golden sun had light hit the water beading of her chest.Her hair was as perfect as the rest.Which puzzled me some more.My heart raced as she loomed over the towel,where i had been resting on the floor.Then she asked if she had seen me before.I clearly said no i would remember such beauty bestowed upon these eyes.As she smiled i tremebled hopin she wouldnt realize.But as I thought,a hint;her roaming eyes caught the glimpse.Of my shame I had adorned.She look again back at a friend then gave me the number to their dorm.So to my surprise from her roaming eyes,I got I must be luckier then before.Cause now i am meeting her and her girlfriend in room 404.

I Promise
I PROMISE TO HOLD YOU FOREVER KEEP YOU BESIDE ME YOUR SPIRIT INSIDE ME. I PROMISE TO KEEP YOU WARM ON COLD NIGHTS FROM NOW TILL WE'RE OLD. I PROMISE TO LOVE YOU FOREVER ONLY YOU WILL I CHERISH TO THE DAY I PERISH. I PROMISE TO HOLD YOU AND WARM YOU FOREVER I WILL CHERISH YOU FOREVER I WILL LOVE ONLY YOU. © VICKI JOINER WRITTEN FRI. JULY 7, 2006 COPYRIGHTED ON: 2006-07-28 22:12:43

Dark Light
black light on a devil's wing left or right hand always seen this dark night on hallowed ground a newborn makes a sound crying out in the dead of night spreads its wings and takes flight everyone cries out in pain tear drops fall down like rain screams so loud as it tries howling out as it cries more wings begin to spread mourning for all that are dead perched high for all to see building a wall of misery

Do You Need A Man???
You Don't Need a Man, but You Want One! You like having a guy in your life, and overall, you prefer not to be single. You won't go out with a guy out of desperation.. you rather be alone. However, when you're single, you do tend to obsess a little over dating. Because no matter how good your single life is, it's better with a great guy around. Do You Need a Man?

Eminem - Just Don't Give A Fuck
Eminem - Just Don't Give A Fuck Artist: Eminem f/ Frogg * the only difference is that the album version censors the line "raped the women's swim team" in the third verse Intro: Frogg Whoa! A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em and like, back and forth because ah this is.. what you thought it wasn't It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background* and check out the man he goes by the name of er... Verse One: Eminem Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer You whacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall) I have a disease

I Wonder
Which Character from Wicked Are You? ElphabaYou're the firey green witch! You're a true original, but deep down you really do care what people think about you. You may take a while to make friends, but once you do, you're extremely protective of them. You stick to your morals, even if they're unpopular. Take this test

Friends
A friend is like a candle To help you light your way As you travel through this life They light the way To help you handle Life’s worries and woes They light the way Along the path So you don’t stumble and fall When you are trying To get to an open door When one door is closed another will open And a friend will light the way If they light your path Life with be easier on you And even thunder lighting and wind Can not put out the light That they have lit For you When you are feeling down and blue And everything seems dark A friend will come along And give a candle a spark And light it up And they will help To brighten up your day When things are going rough And life is getting tough They will come along With a candle burning strong And help you to see The light And to help you To make things Alright Never blow a friends candle out For that would break their heart No doubt If for some reason The f

From A Myspace Bulletin, With Notes By Me
I'm NOT religious, personally, and as such, I've removed the prayer at the end of this. If you are religious, feel free to add your own prayers on the end, as you are moved. I'm posting this because it demonstrates a current trend in government that I am also opposed to. Anyone that knows me, knows that I am most certainly NOT 'P.C.' in any way, shape, or form. I don't approve of the government stepping-in in ANY way to tell us how we can live our day-to-day lives, whether it be in how we are allowed to take care of our children (we're not allowed to discipline them, but we're supposed to take responsibility of how they act???), or our rights in smaller pleasures (like smoking, for instance! Living in KY., we USED to be proud of being tobacco growers! It was one of the things this Commonwealth was KNOWN for! Now that we've caved in, we as a Commonwealth pretty much depend on horse-racing and the Downs both for our identity, and our revenue. Our Government even bases it's laws and excep

This Is For Me.
But i dont care who sees it cause you can all view my blog. Anyway i went to work today and i freaked out. I started to cry, and had to go in the back room for a few hours, and just cry, so i basically did paperwork and cried. Then when i left work i sat in my car for 20 mins and cried. On my way to pick up the lil girl just now, i cried, she looked at me and said leesha leesha why you crying and i siad cause my hearts hurting and she said muah all better and kissed it. I love her. Theres something bothering me. And im not sure what it is, and who its with, but somethings getting to me, to the point im pushing everyone away from me, i dont want people around me, or near me, or talking to me, i just want everyone to disappear and i dont know why. A piece of me is missing, and i havent dwelled on it in a really long time, but recently i am. It might be because its Christmas time and that has a lot to do with it. And on January 3rd itll be a year. I cant believe it. I wish you coul

It's Official
DURING 2006, MORE AMERICANS WERE KILLED - IN AMERICA - BY ILLEGAL ALIENS THAN U.S. TROOPS WERE KILLED IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN IT IS MORE DANGEROUS TO BE AN AMERICAN INSIDE THE USA, THAN IT IS TO BE A SOLDIER IN IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN! http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53103

Hooked
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do,so Harry says, Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner. She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, How much? She says, A hundred dollars. He says Shit. All I've got is thirty. She says, Hold on. She runs back to Harry and says, What can he get for thirty dollars? Harry says, A hand job. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE PENIS. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, I'll be right back. She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?

The Fart Chart
1. AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart 2. AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts 3. ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private 4. AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes 5. ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times 6. BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others 7. BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others 8. CARELESS : Farts in church 9. CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles 10. CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time 11. CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest 12. CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go 13. CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating 14. DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head 15. DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog 16. DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell 17. DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own 18. ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution 19. FOOLISH : Suppresses

Affair's
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the fa

Ask Me...i Dare You
YOU CAN ASK ME FIVE QUESTIONS:: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox __________________________________________________

Geese Facts
Geese Facts Next fall when you see geese heading south for the winter... flying along in V formation...you might consider what science has discovered as to why they fly that way: As each bird flaps its wings, it creates an uplift for the bird immediately following. By flying in V formation the whole flock adds at least 71% greater flying range, than if each bird flew on its own. People who share a common direction and sense of community can get where they are going more quickly and easily because they are traveling on the thrust of one another. When a goose falls out of formation, it suddenly feels the drag and resistance of trying to go it alone... and quickly gets back into formation to take advantage of the lifting power of the bird in front. If we have as much sense as a goose, we will stay in formation with those who are headed the same way we are. When the head goose gets tired it rotates back in the wing and another goose flies point. It is sensible to take turns do

Aries Sexuality
Your sexuality is hot and intense. Like a blowtorch, you heat up rapidly and like a firecracker, you explode in a blaze of fire and sparks. You love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters and you are not afraid to go after what you want. Ruled by Mars, the god of warriors, you are straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires. Pursuit is the key word here. You love the thrill of the chase and thrive on the smell of danger. You avidly respond to the challenge of dominating some new quarry. The downside of this is that, without constant stimulation, you become rather bored with what you perceive to be conquered territory. Your Ram's ego must be constantly fed—and the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence! You are a sucker for anything new and exciting, especially anything ego-boosting. You also love to initiate others into the pleasures of some new experience. The merest sniff of nubile virginity seeking awakening sends you int

Fed Up
IM NOT SAYING THAT I HAVE A BAD LIFE, IM JUST TIRED OF WHERE IM AT IN LIFE. IM TRYING MY HARDEST TO FURTHERY MY SELF AND SET UP A BETTER FUTURE. BUT IT SEEMS THAT NO MATTER WHAT I DO THAT IT JUST DOESNT WORK, I PLAN ON ONE DAY GETTIN OUT OF THIS SMALL ASS TOWN AND GOING SOMEWHERE BIGGER... IT JUST SEEMS WHEN I GET TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN SOMETHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG.. I MEAN ALL I WANT IS TO BE HAPPY AND IAM FOR THE MOST PART BUT THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WS HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH BY THIS POINT IN MY LIFE I KNOW IAM STILL YOUNG BUT I FEEL AS THOUGH I SHOULD BE DOING MORE... I DUNNO.. SORRY I JSUT HAD TO GET THIS OUT OF ME...

Poems
2 A.M. Its 2 o’clock in the morning. I lay, staring at the ceiling and moaning. My eyes are wide open. My heart is longing for something. My eyes are burning from all the crying. My heart feels like its dieing. I look beside me and see the knife in my hand. I look back at the ceiling and stand. I take the knife and slice once. I take the knife and slice twice. Now I have a cross like you. Except it’s in a different place than you. It’s on my right wrist. The blood streams when I make a fist. Its right over that dark vein. Why couldn’t I let you be there for me to keep me sane? I can feel the blood leaving me. I fall to my knees. All I think about is how did it come to this. I wish I could have one last kiss. I hear footsteps coming down the hall. I feel myself about to fall. The door swings open and there you stand. You lean over and grab my hand. Here you are to save me again. You really are more than a best friend. You know what the next thing I see? I s

My Red Beast ( Author: David J Knight)
A vision on which I allow my eyes to feast every time I approach the big red beast shivering as it lets rip it's throaty roar as if eager for some approaching war Though been done far too oft to count excitement still grips as I approach my mount with her heat throbbing between my thighs I set out to reconquer my gorgeous prize Today I'm offered her most precious gift she promises my low spirits to lift with an exhilaration guaranteed to work my scowl replaced by irrepressible smirk Together to the country we swiftly fly enviously watched by an unclouded sky my hidden lips pursed in now perpetual smile as we so gracefully cover yet another mile Sweeping around long invigorating curves passing all others with delicate swerves bonded together as if we were just one not wishing the moment ever to be gone T

Beyond Stupid.....
Sorry for not being on ct lately, I ended up doing something really really dumb. I went to a "key Gen site", Google warned me, I Ignored it, clicked on the download link, Ignored the fact that it was an exe file (normally they come compressed with an nfo file), Ignored my virus scan and clicked the exe file. so the past few days i've been getting frustrated and leaving my computer logged in to C.T to test for pop-ups and troubleshooting. coupled with that and coming home from work late (today being the first semi early day)

Bike Damage!
Damn people! I was on my way to work last night, and had to pull up behind a van while waiting for the lights to change. Well I though i gave enough space between me and him and he would thought to look behind to see if anyone was there, but oh no! All of a sudden the reverse light comes on and he moves back. Now in my panic and i don't usually use the horn, i was pressing the started button insteda of the horn and by the time i realised, he was into me. Ok its only a front fender you say, but it p'eed me off. Still got to work and found some hazard tape to hold and pretect the tyre a little for now. I'll try and order one today and get it fitted as quick as possible. I would have thought that as he hasn't got a view through the rear, that looking into his side mirrors wouldn't have given him enough of a view behind. Nope he decided to just reverse where he shouldn't have, and to be honest i don't know where he was going to go because he would have had to revers some distance bef

Almond Banana Smoothie
I cup blanched almonds 2 small bananas 2 1/4 cups water a pinch of cinnamon 2 tsp vanilla extract 2 tsp honey Place the almonds, bananas, and water in a blender and whizz until smooth. Add the vanilla extract, honey and cinnamon and whizz again. Serve. Almonds These strongly flavored nuts contain healthy oils and other vitality-enhancing nutrients. Almonds are one of the top sources of cancer-preventing antioxidant vitamin E, containing 24mg per 100g as well as being a good source of the anti-viral mineral calcium. They also provide laetrile, thought to be a powerful tumor-fighting compound, and are rich in zinc, which helps to build up immune strength and improve wound healing. Rich in nutritious monounsaturated fats, almonds can also help to lower cholestrol levels. Almonds are an excellent skin food, providing vitamins E and zinc which are both crucial for a healthy complextion. Nutrients Vitamins B2, B5, E, biotin, calcium, iron, magnesium, phosphorous, pota

Firefighting Survey
FireFighter Survey How long have you been a FireFighter? 22 years What Department are you with? Sidney Center Fire Dept What is your rank and certifications? Past Chief/Life member Have you ever been first in on the attack line? yup Have you ever been in a flashover? No Have you ever saved someone from a burning building? No Have you ever been to a Fatality MVA? Yes Have you ever extricated someone from a wrecked car? Yea Which do you prefer riding, the Engine or the Ladder? Engine seems we dont have a ladder How many fires have you been in? Alot How many medical calls have you made? Alot not emt to help ems Have you ever given CPR? No,I am trained though Are you Paid or Volunteer? Volunteer How many stations does your department have? One Which station are you run out of? The same one I jus t said How Many trucks does you that station have? 3-2 pumpers/1 pumper tanker Which truck is your favorite? Attack Truck When the tone goes out, do you get exc