Fubar Blog Posts 3

How I Feel?
November 23, 1998. The day my world crashed. The day my life changed. The day I lost a part of me that I would never get back. The day I lost my dad. Im not sure why but for some reason...you never think it will happen to you. But, it did to me. I was only 8 years old, and it was EXACTLY 1 week before my 9th birthday. Being 8, I didnt really comprehend what had happened. All I remember is my mom coming home from the hospital, taking me and my sister in her arms, and telling us that [he’s] gone. Of course I cried because I was sad. Now that I’m 18, Im fully realizing the situation. My dad was my best friend. The only reason I know that is because of all the pictures I have with him. It was always ME and HIM. I was a daddy’s girl. I want to know what it would be like if he were still here. I hate that he’s gone. I hate that I cant remember what he looks like. I hate that I can’t remember the way he smells. I hate that he’s gone. No person should lose someone they love. It is the worst

Shape.
Shape of my mind There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen,those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.If I must choose I`d say that I belong to the first group of people-I make things happen,no matter if they`re good or bad. Some might call me “complicated”.I wouldn`t use that exact word,I`d rather explain it like this: I love myself and people love someone when they learn to see an imperfect person perfectly. When you are a kid,you see the world in a way you want it to be,and it never crosses your mind that it isn`t gonna turn out that way.Life moves pretty fast..if you don’t stop and look around once in a while,you could miss it.I make a lot of mistakes-and who doesn`t?People have the right to act stupid…some people abuse that right,tho. One of my biggest flaws is that I don`t realize that,when one door closes,another opens.I often look so long upon the closed door that I don`t see the one that has opened for me.But,

The Silversmith Story
One of the women offered to find out the process of refining silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study. That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment to watch him at work. She didn't mention anything about the reason for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining silver. As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were hottest as to burn away all the impurities. The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot; then she thought again about the verse that says: "He sits as a refiner and purifier of silver." She asked the silversmith if it was true that he had to sit there in front of the fire the whole time the silver was being refined. The man answered that yes, he not only had to sit there holding the silver, but he had to keep his eyes on

Fubar Train
As time passes on Fubar I can compare it to a train. Here I sit in my spot on this train. The train stops and people get on. Some people want to sit by me and others just land in that seat next to me for no reason or maybe they want something. The train stops and goes and people get on and get off. New faces that ride for the first time, or people that have been there all along on this ride but were never noticed before. Some people I get used to seeing and grow to like but they change seats or get off the train. Some people sit near and I only want them to get off the train again. I don't know why I ride this train or where this train is taking me. I look around and see many people like me. Some seeking escape , some seeking company but all looking for a happy place. Maybe it's the next stop we're looking for.

I Hate Russians
On my way from work I see a Mercedes driving like a total douche. I pull up closer and see...a huge sign on the back that says THUGS in Russian. Everyone around here already hates Russians as it is since the mafia plagues this location, and I can clearly see the reason why. UGHHH

Change...
Good Morning how are your doing today and happy Thursday to all. Wow, that was a fingers full. So what’s happening in your world? Not much in mine currently. Bonita and I are in the middle of a dispute… argument, well one really can’t argue if they are not talking correct? Oh well this will pass… Such is life. I did however read about lavish parties thrown for Children who may or may not remember the event. I get a charge out of people coming up with certain ways to have a party but promote it as something entirely off the track. Like these two in Florida. Ah yes… Florida… Some parents, in exuberant yet inexplicable expressions of devotion to their babies' supposed happiness, stage lavish birthday parties at such young ages that the supposed beneficiaries could not possibly remember or appreciate them. For example, the party by Sheila Chapman and Ray Reed for their precious "Prince" Clayburn Reed in February in Tampa Palms, Fla., celebrating Prince's first birthday, featured 60 gues

What Tomorrow Will Bring (adaptability.....lemons To Lemonade)
Thursday, April 3, 2008 Life is dynamic. And for that reason, the bad news is never as bad as it seems. Whatever may happen, whatever condition may arise, you can adjust to it and make the most of it. Not only can you survive in the face of changing conditions, you can indeed prosper. When you look at new developments through the lens of your existing assumptions, they can often appear overwhelmingly negative and hopeless. Yet when you start working your way through the new conditions, brilliant opportunities begin to appear at nearly every turn. Circumstances are constantly changing, and even the changes are constantly changing. As you continue to adapt, and as those around you also adapt, positive new possibilities emerge and take root. It's difficult to know precisely what tomorrow will bring. Yet you can know with confidence that whatever tomorrow does offer, there will be a way for you to make the most of it. For the value and goodness of life never go away. They

Update
Well we've spent the last 2 days up to the hospital. At first the dr was going to operate, but after looking at the mri decided to put Joey on iv antibiotics for a week or two before he operates. Looks like he will be losing another toe as well as another part of one of the bones that was already cut. Please pray the dr will be able to get all the infection this time and we won't have to keep going through all this. He will be coming home either today or tomorrow, not sure yet. Will keep all posted as we know whats going on. Thank you all for your prayers, they mean alot to us.

21 Advice
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skill s will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE.&nbs p;When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love an

Ensign: Signs
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 4 April 2008 "Then certain of the scribes and of the Pharisees answered, saying, Master, we would see a sign from thee." The opening verse of Matthew 12:38-45 seems like the religious leaders who are constantly carping at Jesus are coming around -- look, they're calling Him "Master", the closest they'll ever get to calling Jesus Lord -- and willing to be convinced. But check out the passages surrounding this; previously, Jesus referred to a good or corrupt tree being known by the fruit it bears and all but picked a fight with the Pharisees by referring to "a generation of vipers" (34) who had spoken evil -- that is, what's more important to them became enforcing the Law rather than serving the purpose of the Law, justice -- out of the

Chronicle Of A Fan
Disappointment, fulfillment, heartache, elation, all of these adjectives and many more, will be touched on in this reflection of my history as a MichiganDetroit sports enthusiast. The first substantial memory I have involving my obsession with local sports was with my grandfather. We were watching Michigan vs. Ohio State in the Rose Bowl. Michigan may have lost the game but they created a lifetime fan. Looking back now, I understand where some of my less than favorable traits (at least in my wife’s opinion) while watching sports were acquired. The way Gramps sulked and grumped the rest of the evening is something I can definitely relate to and the intense manner in which he focused on the screen to the exclusion of everything else until it was finally over. The tension at the dining table that night was palpable. I have been able to take great pleasure in the fact that Michigan has achieved greatness in the time since; including a few one sided massacres of Ohio State. That ple

Get A Calculator
Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your Head) 1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area code) 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number (if your number is 1234 then add 1234 as a whole number) 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 7. Subtract 250 8. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer ??

Women
well hm this is about how i have experiance my relationships and what ive figured out about women and how dirty and fucking cruel and shallow and fucked up yall can be. and for theo ones that are defensive fuck off as well as the ones that are stupid and blonde and gullable. now before i start dont just read one part and assume shit read all before you start some bullshit. well my ex beth waskiewictz. we were happy long story short she left me bc she accused me of cheating online bye talking dirty to other women. i think that is pathetic. lord knows what she has done when she was off to college with her slut friends. second thing most women expect too much shit from a lot of men. hell do this do that fuck you fuck that. were all the same no man is ever different. well fuck that bullshit. i think thats the lamest most ignorant thing to hear a women say. omg what pisses me off is women sit there and judge a man bc of his past actions. another thing judging a man bye his past actions is u

I'm Having A Pity Party, And Youre Invited
ALL I want right now Is a bottle of dark rum. And a man with a 5 o'clock shadow in a gawdy suede jacket to sing me counting crow songs and half assed reditions of REM songs, on a roof. I am SO sick of settling. and thats all i seem to do lately. Convienience is my best friend and worst enemy lately. I broke my ipod today, and i feel a little lost. School is getting to me. only 3 weeks left, but might as well be a year at the rate its going. I'm ready to enjoy my life... and I dont know how to start. Sweep me off my feet, will ya? please

Take Me Away
Take me in your arms tonight. your hot breath on my neck. This could go on all night no sleep, what the heck! Kissing tender and strong biting eachothers lips tongue wet and long your hands finding my hips. outlineing mr body with your finger. tracing each and every line finding the right spot and letting it linger. your body purring my feline. kissing me gently on the nose hands slipping under my shirt gently removing my clothes. unzipping my short skirt kissing my every inch your tongue finding its way wanting more I do not flinch. we should have started earlier today with your taste upon my lips. You kiss me long and deep feeling the rhythem of my hips. my heart is yours to keep. There is no place i'd rather be I crave making love with you, setting my mind and body free. there is nothing else i would rather do your so amazing to me!! your amazing when we touch setting my world right no such things as to much I want you all night when does the damn

I Wanted To
I Wanted To by Me I wanted to write how I feel but I'm numb I wanted to write about my heart but it's been riped away I wanted to write about how I love but I've stopped I wanted to write about my dream but it's been smashed I wanted to write about my friends but I can't say enough

Thoughts
Died within your grip It's me that's left to pick up the pieces, When you have had you're say, It's me that has to cover these tears, And wear this mask all day. It's me that has to take it all, And not tell a soul, It's me that has to listen to you, Making me feel even more alone. It's me that has to cover up these scars, The ones you told me to make, It's me that has to pretend its all good, When really I've had all I can take. It's me that has to face each day, Hiding the pain I feel, It's me that has to smile so fake, When knowing this pain will never heal. It's me that's kept you here so long, I'm too afraid to say goodbye, It's me you have made dependant on you, Without you I'm afraid I might die. It's me that opened the door to you, And now I feel such regret, Its me your voice has all control of, And I wish I could just forget. It's me you can no longer live off, Because I live on no more, It's me that died within your grip, When it was

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
Psychic spies from China Try to steal your mind's elation Little girls from Sweden Dream of silver screen quotations And if you want these kind of dreams It's Californication It's the edge of the world And all of western civilization The sun may rise in the East At least it settles in the final location It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Celebrity skin is this your chin Or is that war your waging First born unicorn Hard core soft porn Dream of Californication Dream of Californication Marry me girl be my fairy to the world Be my very own constellation A teenage bride with a baby inside Getting high on information And buy me a star on the boulevard It's Californication Space may be the final frontier But it's made in a Hollywood basement Cobain can you hear the spheres Singing songs off station to station And Alderon's not far away It's Californication Born and raised by t

Rate These Pics 4 Me
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Michele Obama’s Militant Racism
MICHELE OBAMA’S MILITANT RACISM REVEALED In her senior thesis at Princeton, Michele Obama, the wife of Barack Obama stated that America was a nation founded on “crime and hatred”. Moreover, she stated that whites in America were “ineradicably racist”. The 1985 thesis, titled "Princeton-Educated Blacks and the Black Community" was written under her maiden name, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson. Michelle Obama stated in her thesis that to "Whites at Princeton, it often seems as if, to them, she will always be Black first..." However, it was reported by a fellow black classmate, “If those "Whites at Princeton" really saw Michelle as one who always would "be Black first," it seems that she gave them that impression”. Most alarming is Michele Obama’s use of the terms “separationist” and “integrationist” when describing the views of black people. Mrs. Obama clearly identifies herself with a “separationist” view of race. “By actually working with the Black lower class or within their commun

Goodbye And Thanks
It is time for me to say Goodbye and thanks to all the comments and points getting me to the level I got to. But It is time for me to move on. Got me an awsome man (did not find on fubar sorry) lol I am soon going to be moving from the st. Louis area to the East coast to be with him. My time is done here . Again thanks for my friends I made here and all the staff for making this site fun and exciting. Sorry I have to leave but I do.Take care, ride safe and pray everyday. out!!1 Julie

One Track Lover
Sanch: I'll put some sounds on there's a bad atmosphere in here.. (Music Starts) Why won't she be mine? I wish I was more attractive like Dagless Still one can only dream. (singing) I'm a one track lover, down a two way lane. Drivin' fast down the highway, must o' been insane. Cos the temperatures too high, traveling driving way too fast! And I knew our lovin', was too hot to last" (Guitar solo) Reed: "(rapping) She’s smooth, like ice, cold to the touch and it isn't very nice, when you left (Sanch: cold to the touch) alone, you let them treat you badly, leaves you hanging on the phone, take off (Sanch: Hot enough) shove you loving to the wheel, put the pedal to the floor, cos your heading for the hills, (Sanch: Making love) got to get away, cant take it no more, man you don't need this leave it, leave it, leave at the door, (Sanch: We should be making love!) the door, the door, the door! Sanch, open the door!" Sanch: "Sorry Reed, bad dream"

Missing The Good Ole Past
yeah this video is specifically towards the pain i feel eevry fucking night and day. the things iver been going threw for the past 10 yrs. it all started after i was adopted at 16. ive made a lot of mistakes in life. and regret them till thsi day. i hurt my ex a lot. and its taking a lot to admit that. i loved her. i pushed her away. i rrealize that. i do that to eevryone. bc im tired of pain. im tired of waking up asking god who i am and not knowing what the fucking future hold for my crazy life man. lifes crazy aint it though man one day you wake up with everything the enxt morning you wake up with no women to hold in your arms and a fucked up family and life. beth man. she chnged my appearance on women. how cruel they can be. yeah i did a lot of mental damage but she did more damage then i did. i admit my mistakes. most women cant admit when they cheat or screw a man over or break his heart or anything. they dont stand bye their man much less are even loyal and always get men in ja

Small Opportunities
Small opportunities Big opportunities come to those who make the most of the small opportunities. Small opportunities are present in each moment and in every situation. Today is filled with small opportunities. In little bits of time that might otherwise be wasted, there is treasure waiting to be created. Having a clear sense of purpose brings those small opportunities to light. Living with a strong commitment to move forward compels you to seize those opportunities and make the most of them. Small steps, taken consistently, put you in position to take big steps. Save a few dollars a day, day after day, for example, and soon you have hundreds or thousands of dollars available to invest. Honing your skills on the small things, by learning what works and what doesn't, will prepare you to successfully handle the big challenges and opportunities. Time is your friend when you make continuous use of it to grow stronger and more capable. Everywhere you look, there are small way

Twisted
TWISTED Twisted beyond belief, not high,haven`t even hit the leaf Is my view off the hook because I can read these guys like a book They all about hittin the skins and on what that depends has nothing to do with my inner being, just my sexuality exploiting me, devouring me as if I were a sloppy Joe, or betta yet, they`d rather me be a Hoe, but maybe I`m warped or so they tell me so, But when I say no I`M BEING TWISTED, or selectively interested in only those that can break through that wall, built in the latter years by my tears, rocked and cradled by the shears which cut in to my soul and exposed that which was inert, that which hurt - BUT I`M TWISTED. TWISTED and out of control because I put it on you at the club, don`t want no connection, no I don`t want to be connected and exchange lines of communication, because you say I am teasing you and am an awful temptation. You can`t keep ya hands to ya self but I`m TWISTED, I`m trippin, I`m diggin Look at ya self brot

Fun Sex Positions
Auxiliary Sex Position – Also known as bag piping, in reference to the underarm manner in which bagpipes are played. This position is a sexual variant where the penis is inserted in the woman's armpit. The woman has control of the pressure exerted on the penis and often exerts variable pressure to the man's thorax with the elbow. Foot Job Sex Position - This is simple the woman uses her feet to stimulate the penis. Nasal sex Position – The nose has a function in the sex life of some people. As a probe it can be inserted into the vagina, the anus, the navel, the mouth, the ear, the nostril or even the mouth of the urethra of a partner. It possesses nostrils and can itself be probed by the tongue, the penis, the clitoris, the nose, or an artificial probe such as a nasal vibrator which can cause multiple and intense or Intercrural or Interfemoral Sex Position – In this position the man places his penis between the woman's thighs often with lubrication, and thrusts to create fri

E.d.c
as you should all know i love music and i love raving. its one thing that makes me feel happy. edc is june 28th its a carnival and it starts around 4 in the afternoon and goes til four in the morning.im really excited about going and i hope things have settled down by then so i can really enjoy it. to all those going see ya at the party and to all those not going or who have never been to a rave you should really try it. its an amazing experience. and no just because you go doesnt mean you have to do drugs

Evilstimpy
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A Lil Religious Humor
LIFE AFTER DEATH: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU! PALM SUNDAY: IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER. WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR. "PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS' HEAD AS HE WALKED BY." "WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT," THE BOY FUMED, "THE ONE SUNDAY I DON'T GO, HE SHOWS UP!" CHILDREN'S SERMON: ONE EASTER SUNDAY MORNING AS THE MINISTER WAS PREACHING THE CHILDREN'S SERMON, HE REACHED INTO HIS BAG OF PROPS AND PULLED OUT AN EGG. HE POINTED AT THE EGG AND ASKED THE CHILDREN, "WHAT'S IN HERE?" "I KNOW!" A LITTLE BOY EXCLAIMED. "PANTYHOSE!! " SUPPORT A FAMILY: THE PROS

Truck For Sale
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.' 'With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. 'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.' So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?' they said. 'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy. I don't know hername -they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.' 'Oh my Goodness!,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on.' So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to who

Fingers
He lifts me gently With callused, masculine hands Cradling my neck in his palm His fingers curling, resting Finding their home His caress navigates Reads the smooth lines And angles of my neck like brail Coaxing shallow moans From my hollow depths His fingers tread my curves And take their position Seek the lines Of my intricate figure He tickles and teases In playful torture And knows I will confess To any crime Anywhere Any time His fingers flutter and dance Over my taut frame Releasing butterflies in my belly Walks the sinew of my body A master of tight rope Plucks my lithe strings Hits all the right notes Eyes shut, lost in me He knows my form well Doesn’t need to see To know how good this hurts His rugged flicks Stroke me into submission Ego-maniacal, sadistic He wants me to beg Hurts so good I no longer care Never want to stop Singing for him To him Oh…God…. Yes… Right…..there… So perfect in his rhythm Just the right

The Priest And The Hair Dryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the >>> Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' >>> >>> 'Of course. What may I do for you?' >>> >>> 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my >>> mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and >>> I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it >>> through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' >>> >>> 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' >>> >>> 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' >>> >>> When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. >>> >>> The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' >>> >>> 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' >>> >>> The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you >>> have to declare from your waist to the floor?' >>> >>> 'I have a marvelous instrument d

Twas A Busy Weekend!
What was supposed to be a calm, do nothing kind of weekend, turned out to be a very busy weekend. We went to Paul and Betty's for dinner Friday night. Every time I go to their house, it makes me want to sell my house and move there. They live in town but it is up a hill on a secluded area that feels like when you drive up it, it is totally away from everything and feels like the country. It is so peaceful there. The only problem is that the very few houses that are for sale there are over 1 million for the price tag! Ouch. It will be a while before we can move. Not until this terrible market turns around. I really do want to get out of this area. Saturday I spent cleaning and shopping. Then we had some friends over for dinner Saturday night. I was wanting to eat outside in the backyard but that didn't happen since the weather turned cold that day. We played cards and had a good time despite my son who was a total jackass to us that night when he came home. Yesterd

2mos Today
It's been exactly 2 months to the day that I was t-boned and rolled by Mr. Speedracer guy while I was going to work. While my truck and I were lying on the opposite side of the street of which i had been driving on, alot went through my head. And I was amazed that there are still some genuinely kind ppl out in the world. You hear about them on tv and may run across them here in there in everday life. It was nice to see first hand and very much appreciated - especially under the circumstances. Being trapped in your vehicle really sucks ass and you can't help but feel "alone" at that monent and time. Since all that happened it has been a long and hard road - oh yea can't forget painful as all hell!!! But I think I'm heading toward getting back on my feet. I went from being able to do nothing for myself to now being able to do some light stuff on my good days; cook something easy, fold a few clothes and take a short walk. Right now, I still need someone to help me with things since I

.father.
He struck me often with his words, thinking he was better than those who used fists, but I was young and afraid, of the things that he said, believing them to be true. Hating monsters are easy, but when one is your own father it makes you wonder what you are. I was happy the day that he really hit me, because I knew that I was stronger than he could ever be, because his words had run dry and the lies were enfeebled because the demon could hit me, but no longer hurt me with the pain of his words.

Love My Murder
Love My Murder IN the night I crawl on the ground, looking back and forth and all around. Oh there you are, while you swish your hips to your car. You dont know im there, no one knows where, until it's too late for you to see your fate. ::chorus:: Such glorious blood dripping from my hands, waking up knowing just where I stand. Your death is on my mind, mmmm how much i love my murder. As i lick the sweet blood from my fingertips, loving the way you used to squirm and nip.I'll take this pain away with one slice of your throat, if you prefer the hard way, I'll drown your little self into the sea off of a boat. So easy to destroy a life, with a gun is so much fun, and so sly with a hard edged knife. ::chorus:: My deed is done, your dead and gone. With blood still on my hands and mind, taking the space away of time. There's nothing you can do, 'cause your all through, your life is over...by the way, when your in heaven, wish me luck and kiss a fuckin clover. **chorus**

Misery Loves It's Company
Listen close as we wait for a sound to go It's true, we are we are destined to fail [x2] And there's a problem here with our society The absence of my tears is my sobriety I have a growing fear and you're only helping me Am I the only one who realizes it's true? Beat but I'm not broken Got me through way around Leave with your words spoken Show me how to listen You're persecuting me, showing hypocrisy I have a remedy for your insecurity It's all the same, sadly Nobody works for free Am I the only one who realizes it's true Beat but I'm not broken Got me through way around leave with your words spoken Show me how to listen Let your light shine through me Take this hate I can release Help me make the blood see Misery loves its company When I dream, I see dawn turn into dusk, into dusk Beat but I'm not broken Got me through way around Leave with your words spoken Show me how to listen Let your light shine through

Mozilla 3.5 Beta Faster Than Safari 3.1 On Mac Osx1
blogs.zdnet.com — Previous benchmark tests that I ’d carried out on my Mac mini had shown that Safari 3.1 was the fastest browser for the Mac OS X. Firefox 3.0 Beta 5 changes that. Using the SunSpider JavaScript benchmark test my testing shows that Firefox 3.0 Beta 5 holds a 7% lead over Safari 3.1.

My Angel......in Heaven...
I was drowning in my various sorrows when I heard this sweetest voice an angel my grandmother in heaven she said girl, you should take care of yourself and love yourself, and she said it breaks her heart to see me suffer and I realized how right she was like always I shouldn't punish myself for being hurt as if the hurting wasn't enough so I promised my dearest angel I will try to care for myself and not let this world grind me down you see, grandmothers are so wise and they're always right deceased or alive and I know for sure my angel on earth now my angel in heaven is watching me in my heart... commentburner.com

Deep Deep Deeper
FEAR god cause 2 be honest the devil will always be gods hoe. READ ur books u know he was kicked out of heaven...huh..lmbao NOW back 2 u be who u want say what u feel life have it's meaning. Cause life a witch so kick her in the butt sometimes. IM not dieng with no regrets on anything u win some u lose some. NEVER judge a book by it cover no matter how thick the paper back. Expect ur faith or change path even if i stay in my own shell. The butterfly surely come out of the cocoon.As surely u come out ur mother womb. NOT speak of doom have fun till wheels fall off i speaking about myself yall just do yall till yall fall. Balls and ur words can hit pavement say think brainless u can get famous for the wrong thing. IN all things have ending no always a happy ending.

Things To Know About Me!!
Words to best describe me would be... Extremely Intuitive, good Judge of Character, Shy, Soft Spoken, Eccentric, Free Spirited , Passionate, Strong, Sensitive, Emotional, Fragile at times, Loving, Loyal, Affectionate, Sensual, Wise, Insightful, Apprecative, Blessed, and Happy!I have been through a lot in my life, but it has only made me stronger and wiser... Im a simple girl, and i enjoy the simple things in life. I LOVE the ocean, life, laughing, flowers, nature, helping people, sunny days, barbecues, tanning, swimming, fishing, shooting pool, dancing, shoppping, gardening, decorating, chocolate, thunderstorms, summer, just being outdoors, hanging out with friends, animals, scary movies, working out,and just living life in the present moment each and every day.. I prefer to be around happy, positive people who enjoy life. I will NOT tolerate people who cause drama..If you are dramatic, please stay away! Im a very open minded person. I always try to see the other persons poi

I Find It Funny!!
I find it funny how people think this thing we call Fubar revolves around them. I find it funny how they think a blog will get to every member of this site. (approx 1.75 million members) I find it funny how people think it's ok to trash talk another. I find it funny that when the person who is being talked about, looks at it, and is called a stalker. I find it funny that when you extend an olive branch on this site, your called obsessed. I find it funny how many people let their real lives revolve around fubar. I find it funny that when a relationship that starts on this site ends, it's so over the top. I find it funny that people think there is privacey on a public website. I find it funny that when i found a new love. One that I found, not on fubar, but here in my town, she is labled a slut and whore. I find it funny that an ex-girlfriend feels it is her "duty" to try and tell my new girl all about me. I find it funny when she plays the victim, when s

Theft Of My Original T.v. Show Idea
As my friends and fans know I was offically named "The World's Most Extreme Escape Artist" by Ripley's Believe it or Not! I have also travelled the globe creating and presenting the most extreme and twisted escape artist shows and stunts on the planet. About 8 months ago one of my bookers named Robert Baird of Baird Artists Management sent a bunch of my promo materials to an L.A. based television production company who had put out a casting call for an "extreme" escape artist. Upon contacting this company by phone Robert found they did not have a plot line in mind but just werre considering producing a T.V. series showing radical escape feats. So... not only was my promo material submitted but so was my original plot outline and treatment for an original series called, "Get Out of THIS!". The basic premise of MY ORIGINAL series was that I was an extreme and unorthadox escape artist who would star in each episode doing a number of smaller escapes and also researching one large and ball

Is It Morning Already?
YYYYAAAAWWWWNNNNN ... that's about how I felt this morning when Daddy came upstairs after Mommy had gone to work and Jeffrey was already dressed and eating. [Who is this?] Oh. Daddy says it's rude to not introduce myself ... I'm Sarah, their oldest and bestest daughter [also our ONLY daughter] who Daddy gave the babyneese translator to today. I just pointed up to the shelf where he keeps it and said "KKKEEEYYYSSS"! Daddy needed a break today, and he said I do a pretty good job saying what's on my mind. But he's got to check this out and supply in brackets where he thinks I'm mistaken, like he doesn't trust me! Sometimes that's really a good thing, Daddy says. Sunday afternoon we went to our local hardware store Menards to get a grill to put together for some backyard grilling this summer. Daddy wasn't thrilled about it, but it was a grand reopening sale and when he wasn't pushing Jeffrey and me in the stroller, he had a good time too looking at some lawn ornaments, pushing u

Tips On Pumping Gas
I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon.. Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still c old. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temper

Intel's Nehalem Processor (on Arstechnica.com)p3
By Jon Stokes | Published: April 08, 2008 - 11:47PM CT SSE 4.2, virtualization, and multithreading Intel has added a number of new instructions to Nehalem and it has sped up others. The 4.2 version of Intel's SSE vector extensions takes the x86 ISA back to the future just a bit by adding new string manipulation instructions. I say "back to the future" because ISA-level support for string processing is a hallmark of CISC architectures that was actively deprecated in the post-RISC years; typically, when a writer wants to give an example of crufty old corners of the x86 ISA that have caused pain for chip architects, string manipulation instructions are what he or she reaches for. But the new SSE 4.2 string instructions are aimed at accelerating XML processing, which makes them Web-friendly and therefore modern (i.e., not crufty). SSE 4.2 also includes a CRC instruction that accelerate storage and networking applications, as well as a POPCNT instruction that's useful for a variety o

Life, Love And Understanding
A time comes in your life when you finally get it . . . when in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out: ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears, and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it’s time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren’t always fairytale endings (or beginnings for that matter)and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you

Life
im always falling down the same hill, bamboo punchering the skin as nothing comes bleeding out of me like a waterfall. im drowing in 2ft below the surface, i can still make out your wavy face, if i could only reach you maybe i could leave this place.

Need All The Help I Can Get
Being on the level trains and such just havent done a thing to help me level to godfather. So I have set a goal and I am asking for your help. I want to reach Godfather level WITHOUT buying or have given to me a Happy Hour. Please help by rating my pics and stash, and leaving user comments. ALL love will be returned. Pass this on to your friends and anyone referred by you who rates ALL my pics I will give you 50,000 fu bucks.... ALL my stash I will give you 25,000 fu bucks

Healing Begins With "self"
Thoughts are like arrows: once released , they strike their mark. Guard them well or one day you may be your own victim-NAVAJO Though the hurt or disappointment you feel does matter,your thoughts must remain pure.Otherwise how would we forgive and move on.How could we walk each day in beauty if in our minds and hearts we constantly dance with sorrow or anger.Allow the hurt to leave,for it has no place once the tears have fallen. Release your pain and negative energy through meditation,dancing,reflection.It is not enough to say.You must DO.(pilamaya wanders with wolf). I write for myself today,but if this helps anyone else in any way,then welcome to the healing process and know you WILL dance again in your heart and your spirit will know freedom. Remember to never walk the same tracks twice and if you must,then walk with all senses "alive".Leave new tracks,good tracks so that others who follow may walk also in a good way. Much Love and Many Blessings Mitakuye Oyasin (

A Special Request From Pink And Merci
WE HAVE A REAL SWEETIE FIREMAN73 WHO IS TRYING TO LEVEL AND ALL HE NEEDS IS 2377 TO LEVEL TO MAKE IT TO LEVEL 21 SO WE WOULD LOVE FOR YALL TO GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE AND HELP A FELLOW FIREFIGHTER MOVE TO THE NEXT LEVEL...AFTER ALL HE DOES HIS PART FOR US IN THIS GREAT NATION....THANKS TO ALL WHO HELPS OUT .. PINK & MERCI ~FIREMAN 73~@ fubar

Re: Chinese Paramilitary Cops Police Americans
RE: Chinese Paramilitary Cops Police Americans ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 09 Apr 2008, 22:37 Chinese Paramilitary Cops Police Americans A 30 man squad of crack trained Chinese paramilitary cops will today march through the streets of San Francisco, policing the one and only US stop on the Olympic torch relay, and tackling any American protesters who get in their way. http://infowars. net/articles/april2008/090408Chinese. htm

Sporting 0-2 Rangers (0-2)
Sporting 0-2 Rangers (0-2) By Thomas McGuigan Darcheville was Rangers' hero in Lisbon Jean-Claude Darcheville fired Rangers into the last four of the Uefa Cup to stun Sporting Lisbon. The Frenchman, who had earlier spurned a great chance, collected Steve Davis' cross to slot the ball past goalkeeper Rui Patricio after 60 minutes. Liedson struck a post for Lisbon as Vukcevic and Veloso also went close. But Rangers' defence held firm and Steven Whittaker's solo effort in the 90th minute secured a last-four clash with Italian outfit Fiorentina. Rangers made four changes to the side which drew against Dundee United on Sunday. Christian Dailly moved to centre-half to cover for the suspended David Weir. Darcheville was used in the lone striker role, and Kirk Broadfoot, Brahim Hemdani and Steven Davis were all restored to the starting line-up. Sporting were without injured Brazilian centre-half Anderson Polga, with Gladstone replacing him for the P

Hi To All
as u know im back for the second time as my first account i lost everything pics videos comments and friends so i have had to start up again thx to someone hackin my account and erasing it so forgive me if i dont get to rate ur pics but i do promise i will get round to rating ur pics and tht so plz dont worry i will get to it but thx to everyone tht has been there all my friends on here especially tarheel4life danny boy she devil poetic princess and the rest i want to thx u all fo everythin much love to u all and tty soon ciao :D:D

Autism Awareness Month
NEWS First "Bounce for Autism" Kicks Off National Autism Awareness Month ASA and Pump It Up held the first “Bounce for Autism” April 1 at Pump It Up in Elkridge, Md. A crowd of friends, family, professionals and people on the spectrum turned out to run, jump, laugh and play on Pump It Up’s giant inflatable playground in support of autism. Read more … And don’t forget—the next “Bounce” is tomorrow, April 11, in Beaverton, Ore., followed by the Houston area Bounce April 16 in the Woodlands, Texas. It’s not too late to sign up—visit http://www.bounceforautism.org/ and start your Sock Squad today! Autism Society of America President and CEO Rings the NASDAQ Stock Market Opening Bell Lee Grossman, President and CEO of the Autism Society of America, presided over the NASDAQ opening bell to commemorate National Autism Awareness Month on Thursday, April 3. Photos from the market open are available at the NASDAQ Web site. Online Exclusive Advocate Article on ASA Website ASA

The Drugs Don't Work By The Verve
All this talk of getting old It's getting me down my love Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown This time I'm comin' down And I hope you're thinking of me As you lay down on your side Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again But I know I'm on a losing streak 'Cause I passed down my old street And if you wanna show, then just let me know And I'll sing in your ear again Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again 'Cause baby, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead All this talk of getting old It's getting me down my love Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown This time I'm comin' down Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again 'Cause baby, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too

Just A Weekend Wish And A Top Ten I Can Do Better At
Good Morning. It’s Friday and I had a huge paragraph I wrote about…Florida and some teens that should not seen the light of day for awhile… but I thought… Marty! It’s Friday… be good for a change… So I am… I did see a blurb on top 10 sexy date Ideas… and looked and thought… yeah what ever… not even close, and I am wondering who thought up those date Ideas… must be a weirdo, I do agree with watch a moonrise even better is watch a sunrise… or set which ever puts water under your boat…mine is already floating… and I am late as it is due to getting food ready for a driver that is retiring today…no, no he does not have an appointment at the local Goodyear Tire store… he is leaving the company and taking on Croquette and lawn bowling…LOL Just kidding he golf’s. I did find a game for you avid golfers and croquette players… fun for the whole family… you need room plenty of room… It’s called QOLF yes, it is very fun and can be found in some major stores…or on line. Well other then that my day

Friends/gym
Okay, to all who are newbies here, sorry but until you get a salute or prove to me you ain't fake, then I'll add you. Surprisgly cute will probably create more accounts of people who she aint, so she can get more points and fucbucks then come to my page and steal my tagged images and all, so to prevent this, I won't approve any friends who are new. I'm sorry. Moving on, I am so sore today, my feet hurt I was on the EFX machine last night for 30mins burned 200 Calories, then ran on the treadmill for 30mins and burned off 500 Calories. wooo I'll be in shape for the summer, haha that bitch can't call me fat anymore... k since when is size 11 fat anyways? Just because I ain't a size 5 or so doesnt mean I'm fat. Just means I'm healthy and not an anroexic skank.

Bored On Friday
What is your middle name? Frederich What color is your mailbox? Mauve with touches of green straight out of the 1972 Sears catalog Are you single? On my tax forms Have you ever hit a deer? yes, but he started it my hitting me first Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? Only the bridge in my mind What color is your room? the color of demonic kittens Do you have a small driveway? Is that a euphemism? Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? No, I have the patent on this one. What do you do first in the morning? check next to me for dead hookers What brand is your printer? who fucking cares Do you enjoy fighting with people? two men enter one man leave Is your hair naturally straight or curly? I wear a merkin Who was your kindergarten teacher? the Baron Von Richter What is your ringtone? Flight of the Valkeries Are you taller than your mom? Yes What curse word do you say the most when your pissed? Fuck Are you God? No,

Great Balloon Glow
HOT FLASHES One of the most anticipated events of balloon race weekend is the U.S. Bank Derby Festival Great Balloon Glow. This spectacular event truly rivals the race in popularity with more than 50,000 fans in attendance annually! The U.S. Bank Derby Festival Great Balloon Glow is a companion event to the race, the balloons inflate in their launch position on the field, but do not ascend. As the pilots fire their burners, watch as the balloons glow against the blackness of the night sky, synchronized to a special musical score. You are invited to walk around the field and talk to the pilots as they have more time to show off their balloon than on race morning. Says Balloon Glow Chairman Leslie Broecker, “even if you plan on coming to the race, you don’t want to miss the unique beauty of the glow. It’s a one-of-a kind experience!” In 2007, an estimated 65,000 balloon fans gathered on a muddy field to see the static luminary of the U.S. Bank Great Balloon Glow on Frida

Ktob Derby Trainers Dinner
A great chance to rub elbows with noted Thoroughbred horse trainers and other racing industry insiders is the Derby Festival KTOB Derby Trainers Dinner. The event will be held on Tuesday, April 29th, at the Hyatt Regency. The Derby Trainers Dinner is held each year on the Tuesday before the Kentucky Derby and is coordinated by the Lexington-based Kentucky Thoroughbred Owners & Breeders Inc. The dinner was once primarily a “roast” for equine industry insiders, but is now open to the general public and media and serves as a salute to those who have dedicated significant time and effort to the Thoroughbred industry. During the evening, video clips are shown as each Derby Trainer approaches the stage for their interview. An award is presented to the honored guest - the trainer of the previous year's Kentucky Derby winner

April 25, Uwa Hardcore Wrestling Makes Their Debut In Western Canada!
Attention Western Ontario fans! UWA Hardcore Wrestling makes our Western Ontario debut on April 25th. UWA Hardcore has been named the “number one wrestling promotion in Canada” by, The Fight Network, PWI Magazine, and The Weekly Pro Wres in Japan. Don’t miss out on all the wrestling action as UWA debuts outside of the greater Toronto area. For more information please visit our official website: at www.uwahardcorewrestling.com See you at the show!

Flyte 4-11
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN CHAINED & COLLARED BY BLUE EYESDRAGON@ fubar I WISH TO CLEAR UP SOME CONFUSION, I AM NOT ASSOCIATED IN ANY WAY WITH UNHOLY BOMBERS OR UNHOLY D

Original
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Second Rant...
Just another rant. You know, don't get me wrong I don't wish anyone any ill will and I truly hope that no more of our men and women have to die for the political aspirations of a dumbass hillbilly from Texas, however, I do think that it's kind of degrading for those of us that have already done our time for God and Country to see some of these soldiers attempting to use their military status as some form of a pity party. You're the morons that signed up for service, so my heart doesn't fucking bleed ok. Do yourself a favor, show some respect for the branch of service that you're in and grow up. I'm so tired of seeing these whiny mother fuckers attempting to seek sympathy from people just because they're over seas. NEWSFLASH!!! You shouldn't have voted for a redneck trying to make a buck off gas! Fucking dildo's.

Kinda Interesting..
Can you raed tihs? Olny 13347 plopee can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

A Little, Englich Poem
This is the english version of my german poem Spring Kids are outside cat eats bird dog hunts cat and the flowers blow boy pulls girl on her braid, girl screams and takes her doll out of her bag over boy's head. boy is bleeding, the emergency doctor comes, but the boy is dead. :(

This Moment Is What It Is....accept & Make The Most Of It.
Saturday, April 12, 2008 This moment is what it is Choose to accept all that comes your way and in it you will find great value. Resist the urge to impose your judgment on the people, places, things and events that surround you, and you'll connect with many more possibilities. To make the very best of any situation, you must first acknowledge and accept the reality of what it is. That provides you with a valuable starting point from which you can move in any direction you choose. To deny or to fight against what has already happened will merely waste your energy and resources. To wish that things had been different, or to pretend that they are, will do you no good. Instead, visualize what can be in all the richness and detail that you can imagine. Then find a step you can take right now that will lead you in the direction of your dream. Losers argue about what has happened and who is at fault, and put their energy into resentment for what is. Winners choose the life they

A Kiss
A kiss carries with it oh so much,tenderness as the lips softly touch,A kiss says hello,as much as goodnight, It says many things, given just right. A magical message a kiss will convey, A language as love... as if to say, So intimate, this moment in time, captured in a kiss, this feeling subline. Kisses warm up the longer they last, as a kiss becomes hot, time goes by fast, Search deep ur feelings, are any like this? As romantic the passion, born in a single kiss.

Dreaming Of You
When I close my eyes I see your sparkling eyes and beautiful face. I hear the words you spoke of your love for me. I feel I'm in a warm place I hope to see you in person some time some place and when I do, I know my heart will pound with passion and fear. I'll want to be close I'll just have to be near to hear your soft whisper in my ear, saying "Welcome Home, Baby". To feel your warm touch Its not enough, it can never be too much What do I do. what do I say I hope and pray I meet you, my love, some time some day.

All About Libras! ... Me=)
Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring. They have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. But they do not tolerate argument from anyone who challenges their opinions, for once they have reached a conclusion, its tru

My Bff
this is my 1st blog and i thought i would thank my wounderful friend Miss Wild in it! She has helped me get back on here and showen me lots of love..in and outside of the FU...so..i would appreciate it if u could all give her a lil something back..i know im not the 1st person on here shes helped...so plz...show her all the love u can..she deserves it! tnxs again WILD..lol..luv ya bunches..XOXO

Master
In darkest depths within her mind... Secretly, she seeks her 'kind'... A Master, Dominant and Bold.... Yearning desires, yet untold... One to whom she'll bend her will.... Longing to have Master fulfill... Disciplines, she will be Taught... Submitting to his every thought.... In pain, with love, the ecstasy... With stinging skin, her soul set 'free'... Her racing heart now gone beyond... Has formed with him a 'special bond'... In reverie, she seeks to please... The one who'll bring her to her knees... Then take her with such wanton lust... For he has taught her she can Trust... Then as she wakes to a new day... The scenes again, start to replay... In darkest depths within her mind... Is this the day that she will find... Her Master.

Please, Make Our Day Better.
Note before reading: I love what I do, I enjoy the thrill of working under so much pressure without a problem. I love the funny customers, the random ones, and I even love most of the people I work with, but I don’t enjoy having my day ruin because people don’t have manners/ are cheap. 1. CHILDREN "THE LITTLE DEVILS": If you have children, DO NOT (for the love of god) let them, open and dump anything on the table (ie; salt, sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you must leave an extra $5 for the server to clean up YOUR CHILD’S mess & to restock the now unusable wasted items. We are neither their babysitter nor their parent. The least you can do is pay us for the extra work. 2. "THE CAMPERS": We care about how long you stay in our table. A good rotation of tables to make money is 3 tables and hour, even second you waste chatting about how much she’s a slut, or you can’t believe he slept with her, is losing us a tip of at least 5 bucks. So if you want to stay an hour after you eat, make s

I Dont Like It's Not U
I rate and I rate I draw the line. no im not into not safe for work photo. I freakin watch porn not unless u have a pornstar like photos...o well the hell a freakin movie. it's kewl i belive when u in a realtionship u sure that part with ur mate and even if he know atleast no disrespect..have some with him in it..make more fun and let's pplz know that ur really taken by him..imanges are powerful and can destory weak minded pplz..think about it. OK im not mad at anyone i well veiw them only if u ask now an honest Opinion..i dont think u want it i rate it high i wont post a comment.u dont want it..im very blunt! Just because i have a enis dont mean every photo gives me a rise. p.s. not all guys are the same cause i prove u wrong. all the time try me if u dare

Ive Got A New Friend Whom I Rthink Is Really Nice
ive found a new friend.whom i think is really think is nice.who seems to like me for who i am tell me romantic things everynight..and i wake up every morning to check my yahoo messenger for messeges.i got a dozen roses from him.every before i go to bed he calls me and tells me sweet dreams. he says he really likes me,and hopes someday we can go further than just friends.he understands that i am still married,but he is just being there to help me through this,after all its not easy being dumped like this.but im slowly but surely starting to realize that are other fish in the sea besides the one im married to.and im really starting to like Mike,he only lives about 20 minutes away from where i live..i love his four door blazer '99 model that he has.and im hoping that someday me and him will go out since me and scott arent getting back together.but im not in a hurry for that to happen,im just going to take my time as i shop around and enjoy being single and enjoying peace and quiet. iv

My Heart
MY HEART written by: Jennifer Swerdon words can not express how i feel somethings in this life just don’t seem real passion and heartache are part of my life sometime all i end up with is strife i fall in love so very fast and ever time it just don’t last of all the problems i have faced love is the only one i must taste i have been used and abused and very much bruised still in this life, love i do choose in the end it may fail apart but still i will give up my heart and I choose to give my heart to you!

Lung Cancer Awareness
Lung Cancer Awareness I am a person who lost a love one two years ago to this day to lung cancer. The person in my life was my mom that I lost. So, Let me tell you my little story. My mom went to her regular doctor and they sent her for a scan to see if her stomach didn't have a ulcer. The tech let the scan go up a little higher then he should have let it, and it should up something on her lungs that wasn't normal. They show the doctors and the doctors was like they needed to find out what it was. So my mom went back to the doctors and they did 4 test on her to figure out if it was cancer or not. Which cause my mom to worry and stress about it. They said it was 85% chance it was cancer and they wanted to remove it. They didn't tell any of the family the risk of her coming threw the surgery with a full recover was low. So, She went ahead and did the surgery. Let me tell you my mom was a very strong woman and she was a fighter until she got out of the surgery. She wasn't the same

You Want To Do This With Me.
I arrive for my detention but I am unsure what to expect. I have been a model student until now. A straight A student hoping to get an academic scholso I can go to college. As I enter the room, I am mildly surprised that I am the only student in detention today. I look around the detention room, which is like any other classroom in the school, as I grab a seat. You walk in and shut the door behind you. My eyes follow you as you move to sit behind the teachers desk at the front of the room. i can feel my nipples tightening as I remember yesterdays encounter with you. You motion me to come forward and I obey the silent command. Coming around the desk so I am standing in front of you. Two words come out of your mouth as you unzip your pants and pull out your cock. Suck it! I get down on my knees and take your semi erect cock into my hands. Looking at you I lean forward and lick the length of your shaft before taking it into my mouth. My tongue swirls around the tip of your cock bef

Benedectine
This spread can be used as a dip or a sandwich & canape ingredient. It was made popular at Louisville's Benedict's restaurant earlier in this century. INGREDIENTS: 1 large cucumber 8 ounces cream cheese, softened 2 tablespoons grated onion 1/4 tsp salt 1 tablespoon mayonnaise dash green food coloring (optional) PREPARATION: Pare, grate, and drain cucumber. Combine with remaining ingredients in food processor. Serve as is or as a sandwich or canape spread. Thin with sour cream to make a dip for vegetables.

Everything As It Seems
One day you wake up and think things are okay, and you think that life is good. Then after moments of waking up out of your fake reality, you realize that life isn’t what it seems. When you think you have a lifetime with someone, they disappear with the blink of an eye. Everything you have ever known about that person falls into a spiraling staircase of nothing. Can anyone answer me a question? When will things be okay? Why do that people you actually love the most, have be taken away from you? Is it punishment? Is it a lesson that we have to learn? I don’t understand. Nothing for me at all this year has gone right at all. I thought to myself as soon as this year began that it was going to be a new year. It was going to be a wonderful year because of I was turning 18. But no. Everything that I thought would last forever lasted seconds. Everything I thought would soon vanish without a trace. My feelings towards everything now are simple. 1 - Never expect the unexpected. 2- Never give yo

Sexual Feelings
Sexual Feelings Staring at the glow of the sun off his flesh His body slowly crosses the room As if floating on a mystical cloud Nearer and nearer he approaches her As she lies in her beauty The light breeze blowing across her chest The softness of her skin And the feeling of silk on his fingers He caresses her skin Carefully touching her chest As she lies against his chest Lightly kissing his lips Touching his red hot skin As he little by little removes her silk To reveal he sensuality The way her hair falls across her breast The way her eyes glow Gradually moving his hand down her face Kissing her neck As butterflies land on your hand Playfully tickling her As she softly giggles Taking her hands up his chest Kissing his tender lips Slowly moving down his neck And onto his rock hard chest Their passion is eternal And their sexual feelings Cool as the rain And hot as the sun For it is pure goodness And complete sin

Love Will Show You Everything
Song lyrics | Love Will Show You Everything lyrics Today, today I bet my life You have no idea What I feel inside Don't, be afraid to let it show For you never know If you let it hide I love you, you love me Take this gift and don't ask why Cause if you, will let me I'll take what scares you and hold it deep inside And if you, ask me why, I'm with you and why I'll never leave Love will show you everything One day, When youth is just a memory I know, You'll be standing right next to me I love you, you love me Take this gift and don't ask why Cause if you, will let me I'll take what scares you and hold it deep inside And if you, ask me why I'm with you and why I'll never leave My love will show you everything My love will show you everything, thang, My love will show you, everything Our love will show us everything

Bruises
This is odd, but I think I might be sleepwalking. This is the second time that I woke up with bruises on my knees, one on my leg, and one on my arm. I sleep alone during the day, so theres no one to touch me. Furking weird...

So Theres This Boyy
Hopefully Together Forever And Never Torn Apart So There Is This Boy Who Broke This Girls Heart Cheating, Deciving, And Lyin 2, What A Typical Guy, Just A Stupid Pig So, She Thinks, That Gurls Should Forget Guys And Get A Dog What A Perfect Match

In An Auction Again
Yes once again... The hottest cowboy is up for auction... it just started so... ger bid in now... SUPERMAN is offering to the winner: daily gifts, rates and comments for 3 weeks SFW salute added to my family list for 3 weeks added to yahoo messenger Pimp out on my profile & a special secret surprise

Green? Go Figure!
Your Mind is Green Of all the mind types, yours has the most balance. You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver. You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don't get stuck in bad thinking patterns. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about the future, philosophy, and relationships (both personal and intellectual). What Color Is Your Mind?

Corpus Christi Social Club
Anyone in the local area that would like to become part of a really great group. It's just a bunch of local people who get together and have Fun. We go out to for dinners, fishing, dancing, drinks.. You name it. Beach day's. The group is open to anyone and we have members of all age ranges. Just send me a message and I'll fill you in. This group is for singles, couples, married couples.. FUN People in general!

Sleep Position
Position No. 1: The Fetal (41 percent) People who sleep this way, which is the most common way to sleep, are described as tough on the outside, but sensitive on the inside. Often shy when they first meet someone, people who sleep like this soon relax. Twice as many women as men sleep in the fetal position. Position No. 2: The Log (15 percent) People who sleep this way lie on their side with both arms down, close to their side. They tend to be social and easy-going people who enjoy being part of the in-crowd. While they are trusting of strangers, they are often gullible. Position No. 3: The Yearner (13 percent) Sleeping on your side with both arms stretched out in front of you describes the yearner's sleep position. While they have an open nature, they can be suspicious and even cynical. Such people are slow to make up their mind, but once a decision has been made, they are unlikely to ever change it. Position No. 4: The Soldier (8 percent) Lying flat on the back with both ar

Arghhh
I am spposed to be sleeping til 5, but my neighbor was apprently playin ping pong on the floor or somethin, cause it got fuckin loud. Ughh...mumms suck, and I m tired of spreading my hate everywhere...I"m restless and theres no food and I scratched up my eye somehow. ARghhh! Arhghghhg!!

Union Audience Boos As Hillary Criticizes Obama-rawstory.com
"I understand my opponent came this morning and spent a lot of his time attacking me," Hillary Clinton suggested to a union gathering of steelworkers in Pittsburgh on Monday. As she went on to say, "Well, you know, I know that many of you, like me, were disappointed by recent remarks that he made," scattered boos and calls of "No" could clearly be heard from the audience. "I think it's important that, you know, we give people the chance to really compare and contrast us," Clinton concluded.

This Gang Or That Gang...so Many Choices...
Good Morning, wow where did the time go? I was working… oh my god! That’s what my job entails… however I normally find time to write a little something, something… So this is on the fly and with the help of a young couple whom chose to argue over how their child would be raised, may raise some eyebrows…It just shows to go ya even if you think your life is mixed up and out of control at times… it will never be this mixed up.. A couple arguing about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest. Joseph Manzanares' girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. On Saturday, Manzanares stormed into the video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer. The police Sergeant said, "They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cann

Fly Beneath My Heart
every heartbeat inspires me Watch the wind fly beneath your heart, While you cry for happiness. Dreams have opened her wings, Welcoming you to fly to ever wonder. Where there is a hand of Love, putting his hands out to caress you. Your eyes fill with passion, As you melt away under the warm of the burning candle.

Kushism For Today#1
1.SAYING WHATEVER LIKE UR REALLY NOT CARING WHAT U ARE SAYING CAUSE IT REALLY DONT MATTER. 2.WHY RISK IT ON A SURETHING BUT WHAT U REALLY WANTED COULD HAVE NOT KNOW U AT ALL. 3.LIFE WITHOUT SEX NOT BORING JUST GETING TO KNOW YOURESELF A WHOLE LOT BETTER. 4.IF YOU ARE WHAT U EAT THEN ALOT DI*k&PU%*y ARE 2 CHANGE AS A PART OF UR DAILY DIET. 5.FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON U FOOL ME TWICE AND OK UR GOOD FOOL ME THE THIRD NOW IM JUST ASKING FOR IT. ^^^^^^^^^MY OWN QUOTES OF THE DAY(OR ATLEAST FOR NOW)

More Kushism
1.if u turely gave up on love u gave up on life. 2. yes men fake realtionship women fake orgasm but u cant fake a heart breakin. 3.they say love is overrated i say they never had chance to value it. 4.if think living hard dieing is the easy part and find some one to share heaven and hell on earth is the quest. 5.live 'laugh 'fu&K & stay ture and hold on to ur self cause some one will hopefully find u hot enuff 2 date. 6.scarcasam is only a punka** way of trying to tell the turth but hiding it with humor. 7.when u speak the turth .some say u insane other found u fool but u know what they just not awake to what ture.

Re: "offensive" Gay Blood Donation Ban Could Be Overturned
RE: "Offensive" Gay Blood Donation Ban Could Be Overturned ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 15 Apr 2008, 15:09 "Offensive" Gay Blood Donation Ban Could Be Overturned Despite Aids Risk Homosexual rights activists are trying to get a ban overturned on accepting blood donations from gay and bisexual men in the UK because it is "offensive," despite the fact that such a change would increase the risk of HIV infection by 50%, in the latest example of political correctness lunacy that is endangering society. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/april2008/041508_donation_ban. htm

"blue Belly Blazes"
A Scarlett Rose: Chapter Three~ Gray clouds gone Blue skies rise winds of change in a Yankee suprise plantation fields looking thin along the tree line were marching men. Abraham's army coming to the front door the perils of fear in a civil war walking across the front porch floor a Scarlett Rose, a shotgun and more. A Union Officer approached on a black steed "I am here on behalf of Grant," he plead a shotgun blast went through the air Miss Scarlett ejected and injected a dare. "Put that away," father did say taking the gun from Scarlett, "away," Miss Scarlett submitted in a huff Father, being a gentleman, in the ruff. "What can I do for you?" Her Father asked kindly to the soldier in blue nearing was his crew. "We require feed and water for the horses, we can barter," the Captain sounded eyeing, the father's daughter. A Handsome man upon a proud horse persuasive smile, clean shaven of course stepping down with grace and ease Miss Scarlett

Dealing With Some Pains
Things have been very rough for me over the years as I have grown up. Back in October of 1999, I lost my only true family; that was my mom. She was someone that Icould open up to when I needed someone to listen to my problems and she did all that she could to make sure I could carry on with out her in my life, but she is still in my heart and memories. Her teachings have helped me alot in so many ways that I have become the woman I am today! I have found a guy in my life that has been very good to me and I have a few good friends! Life hasnt been so simple but its slowly getting better for me with time. I am to go to the doctor tomorrow and I plan to find out why I am gaining weight when I can hardly est from being in pain and not having much of an appetite to eat. So hopefully I can find out through an ultrasound if I am pregnant or what is going on! Its a new waiting game fro me to hear back on my disability hearing and hope that comes back with good news that i have been granted and

The Witches Split
A Devilish Rose: the witches split The motel room door burst open from the outside startled she stood there with a look of surprise Police barged in with guns drawn and shields high "Freeze," they yelled as the man on the bed cried. "She was going to black mail me," he shook the cuffs. She looked a little unsettled and slightly rough. The officer turned her and leaned her against the wall towering over her for this policeman was very tall. "You have the right..." he stated to her, "Spread'em." pulled her legs apart slightly as she smacked on her gum. He run his hands down the sides of her body exposed then up the inside thighs feeling a wet devilish rose. They un-handcuffed the man from the bed quickly he wrenched his wrists imprints, rubbing and twisting He spat his distaste for such trickery and deciet then he was handcuffed also by the police. "You have the right," they began to reciet to this man tossing him his pants and wallet and all his belongings.

'passions Prance'#4
A French Rose 'Passions Prance' The Night slowly slipped into a haze by words painted on a breath strange Moon and lanterns lights danced together Lady Jina soaking in literature feathered "la France, a stage in play, a lovers stage..." Dante La'bo continued his poetic say "Mis'ier La'bo, would you care to come nearer?" A French Rose asked with an anticipated quiver Silence was broken when he knocked on the door "Come in," she said, in a lady like roar He entered the room as if it were a cage Cradled his books and finger kept page "Sit here and read, my dear," Lady Jina said Seeing a Rose in the buff made his face red stabling to seat his feet tackled and stumbled clumsy, anxious and a clearing throat rumble "Humm, Thy love is not a tower I see ... but rather the perfume on a Pierre' breeze. My love is a candle that needs your fire Illuminating moi's passions and desires" Dante La'bo strung poems in a poetic pearl mesmerized and entranced was a Paris g

Seeing The Beauty In The Storm
As you go through life do you focus on the beauty all around you or do you only see the storm ahead? Lately, I was visiting Bryce Canyon and had an experience that I will never forget. We decided to hike up to a viewpoint and take some pictures and breathe in some fresh air. There was a little rain all around but none falling at the moment. The walk was only about a quarter of a mile to the first viewpoint but was fairly steep. As I approaced the last turn I saw a man of about 50 with crutches on both arms making his way up the hill rather slowly. Many people hurried by, paying him no attention. I noticed that both of his legs were fixed at very akward angles extending out from his hips and knees. His steps would take him about 6 inches at a time and the going was a huge struggle for him. Although, looking at his face, you would never know. Not wanting to offend him but not about to pass up the opportunity to lend a hand, I asked him if he could use someone to lean on

'the Midnight Maiden'
A French Rose 'The Midnight Maiden' Like a distant star, a lantern burned on the balcony of the fair Lady Jina, a cloudless sky and wedding ring moon quoting poetry she could remember. "Hello Madam, it is I, the poet you asked for, what be your pleasure milady, from Dante La'bo?" The call came from the grounds below hearing a smile from a French Rose. Lady Jina walked out on the balcony like a ship on a slight rolling sea. Tossing silver coins like shooting stars, "Recite some poetry, Poet ... please!" "Yes Milady, shall I come inside?" "No, you can be poetic from there, I wish to be read to while I soak in a bath," Lady Jina let out a giggle and then a laugh. "Very well," Mis'ier La'bo replied disappointed. He began quoting poetry from Tristan: 'the Plaintes d'Acante et autres ouvres' Lady Jina returned to her tub of luxury. The Poets words sailed over the balcony Lady Jina slipped in to her watery dream. There in the pool of passions desire was

Rage....
why cant he hear my rage? why is he just staring at me? why isnt he saying anything? why doesnt he acknowledge my feelings for him? so i scream louder.... this time he looks away this time he says stop screaming but still he doesnt acknowledge my feelings this time he just walks away leaving me all alone with my rage ---- written by melissa august 30 2006

Time
How does time do it? It speeds along so fast when W/we have "time" together, but seems to stand still or drag along while W/we wait to see E/eachother again. W/we can sit down to chat for a few moments and 5 hours later we stop. Not even 5 minutes later from O/our last goodbye do i miss YOU so terribly. i find myself watching the clock when W/we are not together. YOU consume my thoughts every second, minute, hour, day. What did i do before i met YOU? i must of had so much free time....wasted time.... time without YOU in it. Time without YOU in it? i cannot imagine it.

Rude Comments To The Max!
This F*cker has nerve.....he left all kinds of rude and crude comments on my husbands profile about me! He also rated me a 1 and my defualt pic a 1. He has me blocked already so I can not return the favor....slimy coward. http://fubar.com/user/1767761 Here is a screenshot of what he left my husband multiple times for a comment.

My Simple Plan
So.... I'm preparing to mail off my applications to work for DCFS or DHS in McDonough County, IL. My simple plan is to find a job in Macomb, find an apartment in Macomb, then move. Unfortunately, this means leaving behind the friendships and relationship I've built here. I'm definitely going to miss the kids I work with. They're really great and adding instability to their lives is the last thing I want to do but I miss my family. As much as I wanted to run away from them I miss them and my closest friends and it's about time to move closer. The plan after that is this: Live in Macomb until Will graduates from WIU, move to Springfield for a couple years and apprentice/establish myself as a piercer, find a shop to pierce at (possibly take up an incredible offer I've been given) gain experience, then open my own shop. I'm figuring I'll be in Macomb a year and a half, Springfield a year or 2, then working at another shop for maybe a year or 2 and finally opening up my own shop within 5

Cashing In On Karma...
So is there some kind of statute of limitations on when Karma comes back around? I sure would like to know when I'm going to reap the benefits of my good-doing in life because I could sure use some of that today! Of course that would be rediculous, to actually know when things were gonna "upswing" because you know fuckers would be out doing good one day a week for their payback. Kinda making it like Karma Welfare! It just doesn't work that way. Well fuck me then. It's liken to that phrase "good guys finish last" except for the "guy" part on my side. What some people don't realize is that good doesn't necessarily mean naive on my part. I just hope they appreciate that.

Love At Times
Love at times can be cruel, But only is to the fool. Love is a shining light, Seen in the calm of night. A burning flame, Many will claim. A strong desire, That sets you afire. While your mind, is in a bind; And your eyes, are hypnotized; You do some foolish things, That often seem unwise. It'll catch your eye, When given the chance. And leave you standing, Still in a trance.

One Chance
God gives us all one chance in life, And you are mine! You’ve shown me love like I never knew. The love I feel for you is hard to describe, But it’s how I imagine that the universe is powered. The energy and light I find in your eyes warms Every fiber of my being. When we touch-I feel electrified. My heart leaps, And not a care in the world enters my mind. I guess what I’m trying to say is THANK YOU! Thank you for letting me feel the joy that comes With a love that is true. Thank you for always working so hard to take care of me. Thank you for being such a wonderful example for our boys. And last but not least.. I Thank God for bringing us together and allowing me to see Just how great a chance can be:} All My Love,

Dark
I tremble in darkness Afraid of the unseen Scared of what lurks in shadow I yearn to be free Unbound from my chains To run through field and medow. Unable to move From this place I am in Will I ever be released? My doubt and my pain I hold deep inside me Prevent me from finding peace. Alone in the dark Trapped forever I wonder if here I will die. Falling to the ground I Clench both my fists And reach them to an unseen sky..

Can You Help Me Up To 23 Please
Can you please come help me level up to 23.I been stuck on level 22 for awhile now,would like to be on level 23 sometime soon.So come show me some fu-love to my page.I'll do the return.When you need the help. Here's the pic link for it.Please help me out i need it.Thank you very much. ~¢¾SexyBitch mad fu bomber¢¾~@ fubar

25 Things You’ll Never Hear In The South
1. Let's wash the car. 2. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? 3. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 4. You can't feed that to the dog. 5. That's enough ketchup on those eggs. 6. No kids in the back of the pickup! 7. Wrasslin's fake. 8. That Civil War documentary was excellent. 9. That aroma? I'm baking fresh bagels. 10. I've got a problem with people who still fly the Confederate flag. 11. Here are my keys, I'm too drunk to drive. 12. Baby... Those jeans are too tight. 13. Don't tie it on top of the car. 14. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 15. Trim the fat off that steak. 16. Why'd you cut the sleeves off your t-shirt? 17. Don't spray primer there... 18. Put that dog on a leash! 19. New York City's an ideal place to vacation. 20. My mobile home is clean AND storm proof. 21. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. 22. I wouldn't drive an American make if you paid me. 23. I ain't riding with you unless both headlights work. 24. It's January

You Deserve A Break Today ...
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went fishing. **************************************************- A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.' **************************************************- Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. **************************************************- A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you re

More Justice?
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Many states wasted little time trying to get executions back on track following a U.S. Supreme Court ruling upholding the use of a three-drug lethal cocktail. Guard Joe Dellabruna opens a door to death row at San Quentin State Prison in California. Almost immediately, Virginia lifted its death penalty moratorium. Mississippi and Oklahoma said they would seek execution dates for convicted murderers, and other states were ready to follow. The ruling Wednesday "should put an end to the de facto moratorium on the death penalty caused by legal challenges to this method of execution," said Kent Scheidegger of the Criminal Justice Legal Foundation, a nonprofit group that supports the death penalty. The chief prosecutor in Houston, Kenneth Magidson, whose surrounding Harris County sends more inmates to death row than any other, said he would seek execution dates for the six inmates awaiting execution "in due course." The nation's high court voted 7-2 Wed

Dj Auction
Click Pic To Bid On Me Buy Me for a month!!! For the winning bidder: I will rate all pics and stash during HH 2. I will pimp them out to all friends family and such. 3. I will buy a big Pimp Gift. 4 I will Put Fu Owned in name for 1 month. 5 Will make SFW Personal Salute ~DJ SWEET RL WIFE OF SINZ OF THE FLESH DJ & COOK FOR THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE~@ fubar Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! RULES #1. MUST SUBSCRIBE TO LOUNGE TO BID #2. MINIMUM BID IS $30,000 FUBUCKS #3. CASH BIDS OVERRULE FUBUCKS #4. LOUNGE RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED #5. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA...THIS IS FOR FUN FOLKS!

Keep Holding On
You're not alone together we stand I'll be by your side you know i'll take your hand when it gets cold and it feels like the end there's no place to go you know i won't give in no I won't give in. Keep holding on cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through just stay strong cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you there's nothing you can say, nothing you can do there's no other way when it comes to the truth so keep holding on cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through So far away i wish you were here before it's too late this could all disappear before the doors close, and it comes to an end but with you by my side I will fight and defend I'll fight and defend yeah yeah Keep holding on cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through just stay strong cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you there's nothing you can say, nothing you can do there's no other way when it comes to the truth so kee

Thank You Johnny!...a Very Special Thank You To Everyone
I am at a total loss of words today!! Earlier today, I put out a notice in my on-line status that I was at X amount to make it to Disciple. The response that I got in return, let me put it this way IT WAS MIND BLOWING!!!

Rbs 'prepares Fundraising Plan'
RBS 'prepares fundraising plan' RBS is the UK's second largest bank Britain's second largest bank, Royal Bank of Scotland, is expected to ask shareholders for up to £12bn of extra cash to improve its financial position. It is thought RBS will try to raise the funds by selling shares to existing investors through a rights issue. Because of the global credit crunch, banks worldwide are keen to shore up their capital positions - and it is thought others may follow RSB's move. RBS, owner of NatWest, Ulster Bank and insurer Direct Line, has not commented. RBS said it would give a trading update next week as planned. In the last few weeks central banks, governments and regulators have been telling banks they need to strengthen their balance sheets. If they do so, the Bank of England will start accepting UK mortgage-backed securities in return for government bonds - a move designed to get banks lending to each other again. This is vital for mortgage lende

Hehe...u Know You Wanna Read This!
The movies over....we come back to my house...its empty...we have the house to ourselves....I sit down on the couch and you sit next to me...you can tell im nervous..and you tell me it ok...I look at you and you smile. I tell you im cold and that I want to go into my room cause its warmer in there...I get up and you follow me back the hallway into my room...I lock the door behind you...just in case someone would come home...you sit down on the bed and I go and sit down next to you.. look down trying to avoid looking at you...then the next thing I know I feel your hand raising my face....you make me look at you....you lean in and kiss me...softly...you tell me its ok and not to be nervous....you grab my shirt and pull it over my head...sitting there in my bra I feel your hot breath on my skin..starting at my knack....I feel you kissing your way down..at the same time I feel you unhook my bra...as my bra falls I feel your hands running over my breasts....and again I feel your hot breat

Why Bother
WHY THE HELL DO I CARE SO MUCH? EVERY DAY ITS THE SAME FUCKING DRUNKEN DRAMA THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOBER. WHEN IS IT MY TIME TO GET COMPLETELY WASTED AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LIFE'S PROBLEMS For the one who says "Life sucks I dont want to live anymore" All I have is this to say. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!!!!! yea life throws everyone a curve ball you gotta learn how to deal with the situation without getting so drunk that you become a completely different and UNWANTED person. (There's one person i think knows who im talking about) DONT EVER FUCKING ASK ME TO BABYSIT YOU WHEN YOU DRINK AGAIN. All i can say is stop drinking away your life. No wonder why your ex broke up with you. Said person COULDNT DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT. We try to be there when you had a tragedy in your family but you turn us away for a bottle of booze. DRINKING YOURSELF RETARDED IS NOT THE ANSWER. NOW I FEEL BETTER. Maybe Ill even better after I confront you about your problem. Cause there are a lo

Support The Troops
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun

Thinking Out Loud
The longer I am left alone with thoughts,the easier it is to start believing them. One thing I have rolled over and over in my mind is... sacrifice. Who would,if they could ...make one all in the name of "love" And I dont mean a sacrifice like giving your last piece of chocolate away(although this would be a huge sacrifice for me lol) I mean the kind of sacrifice that is made without regards to "thinking" about it too much and just DOING it.All because..your heart tells you to. I believe in old fashioned love.When it never used to be just a word that fell from one mouth to another,and on cue. Seems to me these days,it is said too easily with nothing more than two vowels of feeling behind it. I like to think that there is still the ol kinda love out there,that is strong and doesnt run at the first glitch in a relationship,doesnt falter when its tested by everyday ups and downs(because there are flippin heaps). I like to believe its still FREE and without stri

Happy People
You know what is annoying me right now. I have these people at work that smile all the time. Ok yes it's a good day for you but don't try to rain smiles and sunshine on my fuck you parade. If I feel shitty I want to feel like that all night, not have you bastards come in with your rays of butterflies and candy and rainbows to try to liven up my day. FUCK YOU! I work in the ghetto. The people that come here are trash to me. I don't care bout being all smiley an shit. live in my world or if not that the real world. There is no happiness here, learn to love it. Man I can't wait till one of you happy bastards comes across a problem your torn over. Look I lost 3 friends this year alone. and 2 family members in the the last 3 so don't come to me with oh I'm depressed. let me tie you a noose to hang yourself with. Fuck you people who lie about being happy. your not happy, It's just a ploy. a way to tune out the pain. so people don't smile at me because you think your happy, Happiness is dulle

The Last Teardrop
When summer nights would steal their breath and the breeze would serenade Two carefree lovers in their youthful years,danced within on promises made There content beneath the warmth of breast,her heart so tenderly did sigh For the one who captivated her very soul,and allowed her angelic spirit to fly Lost in wonder on her beauty and the way in which she shimmered all the while He knew the heavens held no finer star,that could outshine the diamonds in her smile Its true within his deepest yearnings,he allowed temptations to play their part But this man he loved her deeply and she was the sole purpose for his heart Many seasons had turned their way,they grew with each and turned the pages Their destiny seemed to be in sight and so they planned for the coming ages A dress of finest lace and silk,babys breath to adorn her dark flowing hair Once again he looked on with pride and knew, no other beauty could compare Years passed by and still they loved,through children and m

What Is Love
Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined See what you think: 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.' Rebecca- age 8 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.' Billy - age 4 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.' Karl - age 5 'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.' Chrissy - age 6 'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.' Terri - age 4

Far From Home
In my heart there is pain As I long for my home Where I know I once walked the yellow grass Guided by the sky and ~wind spirit~ The crow always at my shoulder The warmth upon my back I watched dances for the buffalo and sang proud for my people I knew the earth before she was raped In my eyes are the storms Of many moons and I am without Though in dreams she comes to me A round faced woman and speaks Of those who have waited just like me Drifting through time Until the new sun My tears hold the story of yearning The moving within They who come when I walk through dreams Know me,know my heart I have no desire to be of this tongue My love is for the people I belong with My love is for all who need it As the critters As the Earth ~Great Spirit~ I am your daughter Make my path the right one So I may come home Chenoa Shiningwater

Trying To Figure Things Out!
Alot has been going on these past couple of months between Piers and myself. He has become quite beligerent with matters of my health and me taking care of myself in certain ways. Well there is a major possibility that I might be pregnant with his kid.I am trully hoping inside that I aint because of the bs that he has begun to give me and the way he has been treating me these past few months that we have been together. I aint gonna tolerate the bullshit and be brought down more when I am disabled and struggle to care for myself everyday. He(Piers) has become a royal ass with an attitude problem that is gonna affect his relationship in a way that he may not want to come true or happen if he trully loves me like he claims. Hell, my ex-husband: James, has been looking after me more now than what he did in the past but he aint being cold-hearted like Piers. But is really going end up screwing up the relationship between me and piers is his lousy attitude that he has here lately over bs al

Bullet For My Valentine All These Things I Hate (revolve Around Me)
Once more I'll say goodbye to you Things happen, but we don't really know why if it's supposed to be like this why do most of us ignore the chance to miss oh yeah Torn apart at the seams as my dreams turn to tears I'm not feeling the situation Run away try to find that safe place you can hide It's the best place to be when you're feeling like Me! (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) All these things I hate revolve around Me! (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) Just back off before i snap Once more you tell those lies to me Why can't you just be straight up with honesty (honesty,honesty) When you say those things in my ear Why do you always tell me what you wanna hear (wana hear,wanna hear) oh yeah (yeah!) Wear your heart on your sleeve make things hard to believe I'm not feeling the situation Run away try to find that safe place you can hide It's the best place to be when you're feeling like Me! (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) All these things I hate revolve around me (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) Just back off

My Enlightment
i learned something today... i am much more than i think i am i can be much more even than that i can influence my environment the people i can influence space itself i can influence the future i am responsible for all those things i and the surround are not separate they're part of one im connected to it all im not alone pretty cool... this quantum physics thing i kinda get it now i heard today that if you don't question the questionable then you are ¾ of the way to dead i guess that makes me a newborn for i search and i squander and i suffer every minute of every day i question a question mark. today i learned that doubt is but a castle in the sky i am in control of this pipe dream it is me that makes the first move it is me creating this scenery i control this moment in time the curtains and carpet are but a chimera today i learned that love is merely love my heart is only a be

My Love
My Love By: Jacob Aaron Cope You have this power over me, this undesirable, undeniable, unmistakable power. You consume my mind. You invade my thoughts. You are the ruler of my dream world. You bring a smile to my face, a sparkle to my eyes, and a tear to my cheek. Your voice is like a sweet song I am hearing for the first time. You take my breath away. With the simplest things your lips utter you make me feel weightless, as though I could float up, and touch the heavens above. You make me look at life through new eyes, eyes that have never seen the light of days, until now. I feel as though I am using all my senses, for the first time, and suddenly everything I once knew, is now unfamiliar to me. You fill every cell of my being with joy, love and happiness. You make me want to stand up and scream at the top of my lungs, "I LOVE YOU, more than words could say." You make my heart soar like a

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Shocking Facts About The Pharmaceutical Industry-mercola.com
Big drug companies have been accused of putting profits above patients, spinning false PR campaigns and more. Here are some of the most shocking facts about the pharmaceutical industry. The price of drugs is increasing faster than anything else a patient pays for: The prices of the most heavily prescribed drugs are routinely jacked up, sometimes several times a year. Some medications have a mark-up of 1,000 percent over the cost of their ingredients. Your doctor may have an ulterior motive behind your prescription: Drug reps often give gifts to convince doctors to prescribe the medications that they represent. These drug reps usually have no medical or science education. Pharmaceutical companies spend more on marketing than research: Almost twice as much! Guilty of Medicare fraud: Pharmaceutical companies are being tried in federal courts as a result of their exploitation of Medicare. AstraZeneca had to pay more than $340 million in penalties for coaching doctors to cheat M

(don't) Let Them Eat Cake
Car maker puts ban on chocolate Employees from Honda's Swindon factory helping to unveil the new three door Honda Civic Honda staff say they can only eat certain types of chocolate Staff at Swindon's Honda factory say they have been banned from eating cakes and fruit in their break rooms. They also claim they can only eat certain types of chocolate bars that do not contain a biscuit base. Questionnaires are now being issued by the Unite union to consider what action staff should take. A Honda spokesman said: "Our overall objective is to always deliver the highest quality product and we cannot compromise on achieving this." He added: "Therefore our company standards are an essential aspect of our business." Jim D'Avila of Unite told BBC News: "They've barred things like fruit or any product with a biscuit in it so it's got to the ludicrous state where a Mars bar is ok but a Twix bar, because it has a biscuit base, isn't allowed. "Frankly they've lost the plot. T

Don't Know
Wondering again... What is it about this place that has everyone so worried about F/A/R/C when no one really takes the time to say hello to those already on thier lists... This has me wondering if I really want to be a member of Fubar anymore... Sure you meet lots of new and interesting ppl but still.. Is it worth it if you don't talk? If anyone really wants to talk i am on YIM - nightcrawler_i...

Why
When you find the one love them like no other, Remind them as you would no other, Some people were met be, others not Why do we open up just to have someone hurt us? We are all here in the pursuit of the one to make us whole. But why does God make the journey some times unbearable? We love people that don't love us, But we think we cannot live without them?

From The Inside
I don’t know who to trust your surprise (Everyone feels so far away from me) Happy thoughts sift through dust and the lies (Trying not to break but I’m so tired of this deceit) (Every time I try to make myself get back up on my feet ) (All I ever think about is this) (All the tiring time between) (And how trying to put my trust in you just takes so much out of me) Take everything from the inside and throw it all away Cuz I swear for the last time I won’t trust myself with you Tension is building inside steadily (Everyone feels so far away from me) Happy thoughts forcing their way out of me (Trying not to break but I’m so tired of this deceit) (Every time I try to make myself get back up on my feet) (All I ever think about is this) (All the tiring time between) (And how trying to put my trust in you just takes so much out of me) Take everything from the inside and throw it all away Cuz I swear for the last time I won’t trust myself with you I won’t waste my

Numb
I'm tired of being what you want me to be feeling so faithless lost under the surface I don't know what you're expecting of me put under the pressure of walking in your shoes [caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow] every step that I take is another mistake to you [caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow] I've become so numb I can't feel you there become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do is be more like me and be less like you can't you see that you're smothering me holding too tightly afraid to lose control cause everything that you thought I would be has fallen apart right in front of you [caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow] every step that I take is another mistake to you [caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow] and every second I waste is more than I can take I've become so numb I can't feel you there become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this

One Step Closer
I cannot take this anymore I'm saying everything I've said before All these words they make no sense I find bliss in ignorance Less I hear the less you'll say But you'll find that out anyway Just like before... Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breathe Cause I'm one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I find the answers aren't so clear Wish I could find a way to disappear All these thoughts they make no sense I find bliss in ignorance Nothing seems to go away Over and over again Just like before... Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breathe Cause I'm one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breathe Cause I'm one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break Break break brea

Somewhere I Belong
When this began I had nothing to say And I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me I was confused And I'd let it all out to find That I'm not the only person with these things in mind Inside of me When all the vacancy the words revealed Is the only real thing that I've got left to feel Nothing to loose Just stuck, hollow and alone And the fault is my own and the fault is my own I wanna heal I wanna feel What I thought was never real I want to let go of the pain I felt so long Erase all the pain till its gone I wanna heal I wanna feel Like Im close to something real I want to find something I've wanted all along Somewhere I belong And I've got nothing to say I can't believe I didnt fall right down on my face I was confused Looking everwhere only to find That it's not the way I had imagined it all in my mind So what am I What do I have but negativity Cause I cant justify the way everyone is looking at me Nothing to loose Nothing to gain, hollow and a

If I Could But Grace Your Lips With Mine
If I could but grace your lips with mine. If my breath could blow upon yours. It would tell you tales of my heart. My love for you flows deep within me. Beating my heart which in turn bumps at my chest, with naught but a glance from you. Lips slide and tongues flicker. Fingers clutch at your back. You slide by me and disappear. Only to appear again. In your gaze I hear your voice. Singing to me. The notes dribble from your lips and drop against my breast. Entering my very entity. Sensuality entrances me. Lust envelopes me, love surrounds me. If I could but grace your lips with mine.

Smoking..........
ok so......a lil bit ago was my last smoke...if i get on and am bitchy just ignore me this will be my 4th attempt to stop and stay that way so wish me luck!!!!!!im stopping because it stinks and kills u slowly i watched both my grandparents die from it........it was awful....and i need to be around for my kids!!!!!and for my close friends u know i have panic attaks so it doesnt help if i smoke!!!!!i love u all

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What You Afraid Of? That The Truth Will Come Out And Know Your Lies!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080421/ap_on_go_pr_wh/white_house_secrecy White House challenges release of visitor logs By MATT APUZZO, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 1 minute ago The Bush administration is challenging a court ruling that White House visitor logs are public documents, saying releasing the records would infringe on the separation of powers. White House documents are normally exempt from public records laws, but a federal judge ruled in December that Secret Service visitor logs must be released. The court sided with a liberal watchdog group that sought records showing visits by prominent religious conservatives to the White House and Vice President Dick Cheney's residence. The Bush administration appealed and lawyers were scheduled to argue the case Monday before the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit. Government lawyers argue the president and vice president must be able to receive visitors and solicit advice privately. They

Forest Of Dreams
Pale blue mist surrounds you Silver steed in your embrace Soft waters gently sing Tree's shield you from the rain ~ Sweet breeze toys so gently Grasses dance in such delight Dim glow from the heavens Lights from firefly's ~ Two swans who are lovers So pure that they wear white The moon that is mirrored Off the tealed stream bed tonight ~ Soft blanket of green moss Comforts where you rest Under the great pines fragrance Where you lay your head ~ Crickets play their orchestra Bemusing their songs are Soft coo's from a dove Off in a distance under the stars ~ Little spotted fawn Taste the dew upon a leaf Everything is magic In the Forest of Dreams ~ Lisa '08

Explain. . . .
Explain. . . . SEX IN THE DARK There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids

Beborn Beton - Hemoglobin
every killing is a treat hemoglobin x2 over the years, ive slain by gallons everyday and soon the time has come that every victim tasted just the same i used to think that every killing is a treat but i was wrong, for i was young i'd let them suffer, let them bleed chorus: bloodstain, hemoglobin swallowing your energy bloodstain, hemoglobin suck you dry and lick you clean i keep counting centuries like moments passing by with my own eyes i have seen ages come and leave the mortal stage you know ive drained about a million men or more but there was nothing like the first two hundred times i died before chorus repeats

Why?
Why are you hurting her When her heart already aches Because of what you're doing I have to hear her cry I'm the one who has to be there To pick her up when she's down But she will always question that Because of what she did to me And the closer I get The harder the pain gets So this I have to ask When will you answer her To stop all these tears I hope you will answer her soon So she'll be happy once more

Love.....
have you ever felt like you're not capeable of loving like you just feel empty inside like you cant feel anything that's how i feel i just wanna be happy again i wanna love i want a girl who want's me for me and care for me and apricate me and love me for me.......... *-i just cant take this emptyness anymore*-

God Bless America
I was sitting alone in one of those loud, casual steak houses that you find all over the country. You know the type--a bucket of peanuts on every table, shells littering the floor, and a bunch of perky college kids racing around with long neck beers and sizzling platters. Taking a sip of my iced tea, I studied the crowd over the rim of my glass. My gaze lingered on a group enjoying their meal. They wore no uniform to identify their branch of service, but they were definitely 'military:' clean shaven, cropped haircut, and that 'squared away' look that comes with pride. Smiling sadly, I glanced across my table to the empty seat where my husband usually sat. It had only been a few months since we sat in this very booth, talking about his upcoming deployment to the Middle East. That was when he made me promise to get a sitter for the kids, come back to this restaurant once a month and treat myself to a nice steak. In turn he would treasure the thought of me being here, thinking a

Why Men Cheat
This was written by a man and was just wondering if it's the truth? LOL... Women always wonder what it is that cause men to cheat. Men cheat due to several different reasons and circumstances. I can only speak to you based on what I've been told and the reasons I've been given on why men cheat. Your situations may differ, but you will never really know the truth unless your ex or current was real with you on the reason they cheated. Most men say they lied to their lover on the reason they really cheated in order to avoid the conversation. Do you really expect a man to tell you the truth about why he cheated on you once they do so? If he's not being honest with the relationship why would you think he would be honest in his reasoning...? The number one reason why men cheat is because they feel that something new is always best. In other words "Aint no better pussy than NEW pussy". If you notice, in your relationship, the sex is usually abundant at the beginning. You are with a ne

What An Ass!!!
Los Angeles considers global warming tax April 7, 2008 - 9:58AM The Orange County Register To fight global warming, a bill in Sacramento would enable Los Angeles County transit officials to increase taxes on motorists. It's a bad idea that may foreshadow even worse to come. Billed as a "climate change mitigation and adaptation fee," the measure would cost motorists either an additional 3 percent motor fuel tax, or up to a $90 annual flat fee, based on vehicle emissions. The new charges would be on top of taxes already paid at the pump. Either option requires a majority approval by a vote of the people. "At this point the people of the Los Angeles region have just had it when it comes to traffic and air quality," claimed Assemblyman Mike Feuer, a Los Angeles Democrat and author of Assembly Bill 2558. We concur about the traffic mess, but with little else Mr. Feuer claims in seeking to overtax motorists. The assemblyman's sleight of hand conflates two issues, the real p

Corporate Fink
I find it Ironic That snitch Rhymes With bitch Because both Of them Belong Underneath A ditch Slice the Veins Then watch The remains Slowly twitch Sorry But that Wound Will need More Than just A stitch Should have Kept your Mouth shut That clearly Was your Glitch

April 21, 2008
A Special Bond by Rae Scales Even though we have never met, I feel a bond between us. A bond that should have taken years to build, Yet was built in a month or two. A bond that lifelong friends should have, Although most never do. A bond that I am glad to share with you... My Friend and Confidant. You are not here in body and soul, But as a lighted rectangle. You come to me every day as A message on my screen, A message that I can rely on To cheer me up and make my day. Through a keyboard we share Our ups and downs. I have opened my inner self to you, And you have to me as well. We have traded secrets and laughs, As well as sorrows and pain. I have never met you, but feel as if I have known you most of my life. To most this might sound silly, But I assure them, it is not.

Rejected
When we first meet I thought this could be the one But I was mistaken I remember what you Told you all to well I’ve done my best Not to let My hearts desirers Get in the way But I feel it might be To late to stop it now I’ve done my best To stop from falling for you But its much harder Then I though it would be With just a look With a kiss You make me so happy Happier then I’ve been In such a long time It’s killing me To know that I cant have What I want My heart is aching I don’t know what To do any more I want to end it I want it over I don’t want to Feel this way Any more Its to hared I feel so rejected And by some one I came to care about I cant handle it Not again I wont let it happen

Show Sniper Some Love!!!
Show Sniper some love, he was very close to Godfather and his account was hacked and deleted. I don't know how anyone could do such a thing, especially to such a nice person. Show him lots of love please. Thanks so much. !!SNIPER!!@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by: ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar

Life In General
HEY EVERYONE. HOW HAS LIFE BEEN TREATING YOU? WELL FOR ME IT IS THE SAME AS USUAL. FULL OF UPS AND DOWNS. I KNOW I DONT USUALLY POST TO MANY BLOGS . ONLY WHEN I GET THE URGE TO OR SOMETHING IS REALLY ON MY MIND. MYSELF I SPEND QUITE A BIT OF TIME ALONE. I COULD GET OUT MORE AND ADVENTURE OUT IN THIS BORING TOWN BUT THAT URGE HASN'T STRUCK ME YET. LOL. WELL SUMMER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND THEN IT'S TIME TO GET OUT. SO NOW I JUST WORK COME HOME PAY BILLS AND TALK WITH SOME FRIENDS ONLINE. LOL IF IT WASN'T FOR THE NET I WOULDN'T HARDLY HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE LOL. BUT ANYWAYS BACK TO THIS BLOG THING. IF YOU HAVE READ SOME OF MY BLOGS I HAVE WRITTEN YOU WILL OBVIOUSLY KNOW I FOLLOW NO CERTAIN PATTERN. IT WILL CONTAIN RAMBLINGS COMING FROM ALL DIRECTIONS. I CAN NEVER KEEP A FOCUSED THOUGHT. SO THE REASON I WAS WRITING THIS THING IN THE FIRST PLACE I WAS JUST SITTING AROUND THINKING ABOUT LIFE, LOVE AND FRIENDS. HOW THINGS HAPPEN AND HOW LIFE GOES. YOU KNOW LIFE ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME FULL CIR

Re: Environmentalist Pr Firms In Green Propaganda Offensive
RE: Environmentalist PR Firms In Green Propaganda Offensive ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 22 Apr 2008, 00:43 Environmentalist PR Firms In Green Propaganda Offensive PR firms headed up by corporate investors, CEO's and Directors of huge multinational companies are aggressively pushing global warming propaganda as they have come to realize that the green agenda is forging the next big commodities market. http://infowars. net/articles/april2008/210408Yahoo. htm

Just Some Words
I love you today and I will love you tomorrow Just some words To clear the sorrow That will never Leave my heart or yours From this day forward You are so special to me I love you With all my heart Always have And always will From family and friends That never end You will always be with me As I will always be with you Until we cross the gates of heaven There we will always be Together until the end

Microsoft Predicted To Back Away From Vista
When it comes to technology debacles, every major company has a few (remember the Newton?), but right now one of the top spots has to go to Windows Vista, Microsoft’s clunky operating system that has IT shops and consumers desperately clutching at XP for as long as they can. Jason Hiner over at Tech Republic thinks there may be a light at the end of the Vista tunnel; he predicts IT shops and consumers will have a chance within the next year to upgrade to a cleaner, more modular version of Windows Vista under the Windows 7 moniker. It won’t be a completely new OS but rather a more streamlined version of Vista. He also suggests the pricing for consumers will be lower in an effort to win back those who are turning to Macs. This could be another step by Microsoft toward shedding cumbersome release cycles and creating software that can be updated every year or so via a subscription model. Hiner lays out a nice case, and as a consumer who once was stuck with a laptop running Windows ME

Feeling You Near
Waiting for you to call my name, waiting on you to bleed a tear. Your emotions are hard to follow and see when I'm trying to get near. Your smile is as rough as a jagged edge sword. I can't seem to make you happy anymore like we use to be. My heart is in pain when you turn away. It hurts so deep I feel you slipping out of my fingers. I want to hold you for the rest of my life, in my heart and in my arms. You have shown compassion and love to me, that I've never seen or felt with anyone else. Everytime we touch I'm left speechless and needing you more. I feel safe at night with you laying near me holding tight I feel so right being with you and noone else. Say you feel the same, keep loving me with a deep desire and never let go.

Randomness
I feel like I have bugs in my ears. They hurt so bad. agh! my throat feels like I smoked all day and night. I might be getting sick. I woke up and my whole body was hurting. Everytime I sat up, my abs, felt torn for some reason. My back feels like I am going to have another "cycle" but that better not happen. Ms. Bonnie told me to make earplugs and wear them. That has really helped with the noise level, but not with the pain. It almost feels like I have an ear infection, but I know it's just the pain from my tooth traveling up my jaw to my ears. I'm SO ready to go to the dentist. I have decided not to go to rec or law library to just stay in here. I can't afford to get in trouble in here. It's really not worth it. I'm just trying to get out of here. I cried last night. I am really scared I'm going to be here for a really long time. Ms. Bonnie made me feel a lil better. So did Twila. I had a dream about Joyce and Wade last night. I guess that is a sign I'm fawking u

My Cyber Experience
Enjoy my cybering experience............................I get all the damn nut cases.........*Grins* ....... let me know how you think I did.........haha. at: you wanna really know what I imagined ~Lisa_Lynn~: sure......why no lol..........cause your gonna tell me sooner or later......i just know this lmao at: no I wouldnt lol at: but I will tell you now ~Lisa_Lynn~: lmao im gonna snort haha at: ok start off by just kissing you passionatley and your right my hands cupping your ass ~Lisa_Lynn~: lol....jesus at: breath a little into your ear and nibble on your ear lobe ~Lisa_Lynn~: lol dont make it up as you go at: work my way down your neck at: Im not ~Lisa_Lynn~: lol at: trust me I will tell you the whole thing ~Lisa_Lynn~: hahahaha at: it takes a while to type it ~Lisa_Lynn~: why am i laughing over here? at: but if you heard my voice saying it, I didnt want it to turn you on so typing will make it calmer at: I dont know why ~Lisa_

Thank You
Thank You To all those who've been in my life Who came and went As quickly as possible For every hit I took from you Be physical or mental You made me stronger For everytime you put me down You made it easier for me to accept me For everytime you held me down I learned to struggle and fight back For everytime you cheated on me I learned to never be like you For everytime you lied I learned to see the truth hidden within I can now weed out the guys like you For everytime you made me cry I learned to heal faster and not to give in completely For everytime you used me I learned to be more cautious Be it with money or love or trust For those who thought weapons would silence me I'm no longer afraid of death or to be hurt I will not succumb anymore For those who took their anger out on me I learned to give it back just as much Instead of bottling it up and taking your shit too For those who told me to keep it to myself I learned to voice my opinion and issues upf

Tears I Weep...for My Sis
IT HAS BEEN ALONG TIME SINCE I TAPPED INTO MY DARKNESS...BUT SOMETIME TRIGGERED IT TODAY SO I WROTE THIS POEM FOR MY SISTER OUTLAW ANGEL AS WE BOTH BELONG TO THE DARKNESS... THESE TEARS I WEEP NO ONE SEES, FOR IT IS THE SHADOW OF THE DARKNESS THAT OVER SEES THESE TEARS THAT SEEP FROM THESE EYES THAT ONCE SHOWN LIFE, BUT NOW DEATH HAS COME TO CALL TO TAKE THIS SOUL TO CARRY IT HOME FOR MY TIME HERE ON EARTH IS DONE.

Venture Capital Success
Venture Capital Success Venture capital success: “I recently listed my company on FundingPost.com and as a result of their introduction, we took an hour-long meeting with a VC at their office! We'll let you know where it leads. Thank you FundingPost for helping us connect!” - Tom Hawkett, Connect4Growth Corp. “I had two Venture Firms request a business plan in last couple of weeks from FundingPost due to being a Pitching Across America winner. Thanks FundingPost!” - Cameron Gunn, Shield Technology Group “I am very excited about having invested in Cloud Systems, an emerging leader in the enterprise control system software space, thanks to FundingPost.com and my panel participation in November 2005 at the Menlo Park conference where I met their CFO and partner.” - Bob Welch, Coast Ventures “After our presentation at FundingPost, we received a term sheet from one of the VC's we met there. It was a very valuable meeting - thanks FundingPost.” - Ellis Smith, President

Gaza Fuel Embargo Blocks Un Aid
Gaza fuel embargo blocks UN aid Recent supplies of fuel from Israel have been sporadic The United Nations says that it is being forced to suspend its humanitarian work in Gaza because of the Israeli fuel blockade. A UN official says food aid to 650,000 refugees and the collection of sewage will have to stop on Thursday if Israel does not allow in more vehicle fuel. The UN Security Council met to discuss the crisis, but Western representatives walked out over comments from Libya. They objected to the Libyan delegate likening Gaza to a Nazi death camp. Among the diplomats to leave the UN chamber in New York were representatives of the United States, Britain, France and Belgium. The remarks comparing the situation in Gaza to the Nazi Holocaust of World War II were made by the Libyan ambassador to the UN, Giadalla Ettalhi. "A number of Council members were dismayed by the approach taken by Libya and do not believe that such language helps advance the peace

Only For The Day
Only For The Day If God would grant me one wish I’d pray; The chance to hold you in my arms, If only for the day. We’d walk along life’s long highway Sharing all our hopes and dreams Arm in arm we’d fall in love If only for the day. I’d take your hand and kiss your lips Chasing all your doubts away Begging God to forget I asked only for the day. I’d take you places you’ve never been hoping that you’d stay Racing time and loving life If only for the day. As time grows short We hold on tight as we say God let us be together soon If only for the day. Our time has come to say goodbye And if we have our way God will bring us back together If only for the day.

No One Wants You You Can't Handle This Biotch.
Please get the fuck out of here. I fucking hate you. your such a liar. you have no idea I guess I'm ok with moving on with everything I am glad that I'm doing bad with out you BTW your dick is too little for me lmao. 7 inches give me a break!!!!! I get a 9.5 cock when I want. you can't handle this BIOTCH. You are going to slow don't want the Beep-Beep up yo' ass. fucking a ugly ass bitch. Cuz you ain't a real man you gotta to sleep with a bitch uglier than the shit you take every nite. lmao.

Medal Of Honor
On April 8th 2008 President Bush presented The Congressional Medal of Honor to the Parents of US Navy Seal M/A2 Mike Monsoor. Mike is from Orange county Calif. please check out my stash it's very touching. God Bless our men and women of the armed forces ty

Re: Rangers 0 Fiorentina 0
RE: Rangers 0 Fiorentina 0 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 24 Apr 2008, 22:33 Rangers hopes of making the UEFA Cup final are alive and well after a makeshift side held Fiorentina to a 0-0 home draw in the first leg of their semi-final.Deprived of nine first-teamers, Walter Smith knew his men would be hard pushed to take any sort of advantage with them to Italy for the return game next week.But the side he put out turned in a spirited performance to give themselves a good chance of going on to meet either Bayern Munich or Zenit in Manchester next month.Gers have only taken on a Serie A outfit on their own patch and won once, but that victory came just last season.There are still a number of players in the squad who were involved in that 3-2 triumph at Livorno and that will give the Ibrox outfit confidence at the Stadio Artemio Franchi.With so many players unavailable through injury and suspension, Smith's team was a relatively s

New Guidelines For Employees
1. DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. 2. SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 3. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. 4. PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays and Sundays. 5. VACATION DAYS: All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: January 1, July 4, and December 25. 6. BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work

Updates For Friday 4/25
Good Morning Everyone! Profile of the Week: MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~He needs 2,234,305 points to GodFather!! We also have two unofficial contests/giveaways going on at the moment. Scooter is in my contest where the top prize is a 30 Day Blast or a 3 Month VIP DJ Yummy needs 10K in comments for a 1 Month VIP or Blast Since round 2 of the Battle of the Sexes has not started yet please help them out with some comments as much as possible! These are Unofficial contests/giveaways so you are not obligated to, but it would be nice. Please welcome our newest members.... ~DJ Yummy~demon crew member & DJ @ SunSetCafe~FuWife to DJ Disturbed & Wettangel~Kight Killers BabyG knight KILLER COUZIN IT bartinder@sunsetcafe&asst manager@nautghy g&g demon crew bomber

Godsmack
For everything you do, I'd like to swallow you. And everyday I'm gonna blame you. Even if you justify every fucking bullshit lie, it only makes me want to break you. You pull me down, and you crucify my name, you make me insane. It's broken now, don't ever look my way. Don't even think I'm playin'! 'Cause I fucking hate you, you're such a liar. And I love to hate you, you're all the same to me. When you repeatedly take advantage of me, the only thought I get of you sickens me. Everybody knows you're fake - you're everything I fucking hate. And I'm everything that you could never be! You pull me down, and you crucify my name, you make me insane. It's broken now don't ever look my way. Don't even think I'm playin'! 'Cause I fucking hate you, you're such a liar. And I love to hate you, you're all the same to me. I fucking you hate you, you're such a liar. And I love to hate you, you're all the same to me. Fuck you

Lying? Your Face Will Give You Away
Lying? Your face will give you away: study Thu Apr 24, 10:51 AM ET Liars might think they are good at covering up their deceit but a new Canadian study shows there's one thing they can't control that will give them away -- flashes of emotion in their faces. Researchers at Dalhousie University's Forensic Psychology Lab in Halifax conducted the first detailed study on the secrets revealed when people put on a false face or inhibit various emotions, and found their faces told the truth. But instead of clues like shifty eyes or sweaty brows, their expression would crack briefly, allowing displays of true emotions such as happiness, sadness, disgust and fear to come through. "Unlike body language, you can't monitor or completely control what's going on your face," Stephen Porter, who worked on the research, said in a statement. The researchers, who reported their findings in journal Psychological Science, examined the case of Canadian Michael White who sobbed as he made

What A Friday Night
WHAT A FRIDAY NIGHT It all started when my boyfriend and his friends planed on going to the strip club. So I made some calls to my girlfriend and planed on going to dinner and back to the house to swim and just hang out. After work I went home and my boyfriend was there waiting for me. I ask what he was doing and he said he was horny as hell thinking about the club and wanted me so bad. Well I have to get ready for dinner with the girls baby. Oh hell he said. I could see now hard he was and told him to come inside. Know my boyfriend and how he loves the way I suck his cock I know it wouldn't take long. Once inside he started to undress and i said hold on baby relax I'll take care of you before your big night. I sat him down and took his cock out and he said aren't you going to get undress. No baby as I knee in front of him and take his cock in my mouth. sucking him deep and playing with his balls. I lick the underside and that about did it for him. again in my mouth I worked his coc

It’s Alright To Hold Tight, But Please Don’t Try To Hold On
My head feels groggy, I write that "my head is a field of dying dandelions, the breeze is making wishes on their seeds. What does it ask for? I think I know." to nobody in particular. The things I want to do today are different from the things that I should be doing. You know, when you discipline your mind and your actions for such a long time, the way they want to break loose and then nap on the rug. Once in a while I like to lay on the floor and stare at the ceiling and make sense of it all through the visual nothing. Today is not one of those days. My computer has told me that my system may be at risk for god knows how long now, I am ungrateful for its concern. I feel unapologetic about this. I have days where I take life in in increments. Tiny snapshots of the world around me, isolated from the rest of my day, presented to intrude my wandering head. Birds flying closely together, a snapshot of wings and snow flakes. A tree with trembling leaves. A plastic bag tumbling

Omgkthnxbai
I can't help but feel that my life is at a permanent mexican standoff. No matter what efforts I put into moving forward, I get dragged back to a previous behaviour. Why can't I just find one normal person out here? I just want one friend, one that doesn't obsess about poor dead Heath Ledger and his postmortem love child, one that doesn't think being drunk every second of every day is awesome, and most importantly, one that doesn't take out her frustrations on those around her. Is this so much to ask? I just want one friend, one that wants to drink occasionally but reserves it for weekends only, one that wants to watch democratic debates and subsequently talk about the candidates, one that has E news blocked from her television. I don't want to shop. I don't want to talk about Tom and Katie and their crazy religion. I don't care! Is that really so bad? Should I care? Should I actively read gossip magazines, and pray to the gods that Paris Hilton will get another seasonal show? It scares

What Do They Know
I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried.When I am alone I hurt, because here I do it well. In front of all the watchful eyes my heaven turns to hell. The judge and jury awaits me, everyone has a say. In a life that hangs suspended for yet another day.Who are they to judge if what I have done is right or wrong? In the end I gave him up, but inside still sing his song. I don't know how to find the strength I thought I had. If only I could play tough it wouldn't be so bad. They say that life m home, and can't find my way back. Somewhere along the way I must have jumped the track. I saw him just today and his smile is still the same.He looked at me so sweetly, but never spoke my name. I wonder if he remembers me, It hasn't been that long. He may have forgotten me, but I still sing his song.goes on and someday I'll smile again. But, how do they know my pain without being where I've been? I've t

Wisper My Name
And when you need me, I will be there I'll come to you in your despair Whisper my name - I'll be your angel Just close your eyes - I'll be by your side I will protect you within my embrace I'll kiss the tears that roll down your face Whisper my name - I will be there Even if just in thought Just close your eyes I'll dry your tears And make your fears subside And when you're down, I'll come to you I'll be your shoulder to cry upon I'll lullaby your heart to sleep And I will chase away your pain And when you're lost, I'll come and find you And I will shelter you from the storm I'll be the one to light your darkness I'll be the one to help you to carry on And when you need me, whisper my name...

Going To A Concert W. Adam....
SO, Adam and I are going to see Rush tonight... Down at the ford center. WE're gonna hang out at the canal for a while beforehand though. So, that'll be cool. But, I'm 23... I'm going to see a band that was cool, when I was still shitting in my pants... and apparently, when my mom was still in highschool. And, I'm 23. So, I'll probably be the youngest person there. But, hey, they sell beer :) lucky me. Anyways, seriously though, it'll be awesome. This will be my and Adam's first concert together, so that rocks :) I'll have to keep the stub and make a "firsts" album lol Nah probably not... Anywys... thats my evening, and I'll be gone... so text me if you need me, although I may not respond... And give Chastine kudos, she's gonna be gettin her some tail prob :) lol luv ya

The Other Side
Write me a poem Write me a song make it loud and make it strong declare your future, yours and mine. Fall on me in in sweetest wisdom words which float beneath the tides and all we hear is waves that rush and whisper ancient knowledges again and yet again they stand. You walk the shore you walk to water’s edge and those who know they listen with their feet their wing tips touching tiny bubbles, foam and swiftly, all that wonderment is nothing more but here and now – We enter there and there lies grace itself revealed, revered and so beloved - oh, what can I say to you? How can I call your name in such a way that you will turn your head upon your slender neck - skywards you gaze seawards you gaze the breeze is lifting up your hair – ah, come to me beloved child of stony shores of lonely nights, of summers that were never bright! Now raise your wings and feel the lifting, feel the rushing, come to me my love, my only one! Don’t heed the v

So Do I Fly
Few things eclipse the coming of night. A cessation of noise is the first and finest unfolding; the noise of the sun, the incessant howling of that radiation storm, an interference and an insult to my senses which are finely tuned and made for night. As the sun recedes, so does the noise recede; and then, behind the veil that thins and thins again, I can perceive the first strands of the song – the first strands are the ocean pulses, stars and beings, all around, above, below and deep beneath me, singing as they are, the song of life itself, the song of time and unbound freedom, flight immeasurable and immense, star children as we are, and trapped here in the realms of day that cuts the chord and the connection to the beauty of it all, to the beauty in my soul. But now, the night is coming. Hushed whispers, radiance recedes and now, I come to life; I can emerge, unfold my wings of regal hues, of blue and black and as the last rays of

Proof The World Is Still Living In Pre Civil Rights Days
http://www.silive.com/news/advance/index.ssf?/base/news/1209191411291770.xml&coll=1 Bell verdict:Anger and relief Islanders agree there are no winners, but reactions appear split along racial lines, community Saturday, April 26, 2008 By PETER N. SPENCER STATEN ISLAND ADVANCE STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. -- Staten Islanders appear to be somewhat split along racial lines, and even more divided between the North and South shores over the acquittal yesterday of three police officers charged in the shooting death of Sean Bell. Interviews by an Advance reporter in various parts of the borough revealed mixed and often conflicted reactions of shock, dismay, anger, acceptance and resignation. In North Shore communities, which are more racially diverse and accustomed to dealing with a larger police presence, the verdict was "unjust" -- many said they could not believe 50 bullets could be fired without any consequences. On the South Shore, a largely white, middle-class and suburban

Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love Lyrics
Closed off from love I didn’t need the pain Once or twice was enough And it was all in vain Time starts to pass Before you know it you’re frozen But something happened For the very first time with you My heart melts into the ground Found something true And everyone’s looking round Thinking I’m going crazy But I don’t care what they say I’m in love with you They try to pull me away But they don’t know the truth My heart’s crippled by the vein That I keep on closing You cut me open and I Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love I keep bleeding I keep, keep bleeding love Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love You cut me open Trying hard not to hear But they talk so loud Their piercing sounds fill my ears Try to fill me with doubt Yet I know that the goal Is to keep me from falling But nothing’s greater Than the rush that comes with your embrace And in this world of loneliness I see your face Yet everyone around me Thinks that I’m going crazy, m

Just In Case There's Any Questions
The very FEW people that I let into my lil online world here need to know this: I'm a real ass fukin woman. If you have any doubts, plz just send me a msg and I will very nicely say goodbye. I am single and don't answer to no one. I am a struggling single mother trying to live a life and make a life and Fubar is my escape where I can "drink" and have some laughs with the very few cool ass people that I meet on here. I am a therapist to many and I thrive on helping those select few that I choose to help. Again, if you have something to ask, say, whatever, hit me up and I'll be glad to explain or answer whatever you have doubts about. The therapist is on duty...I'll collect the fee at the end of life.

Lmfao
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me There was 'something wrong' with one of the two Lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and Followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards Was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I Immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's Having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't Want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly

Updates For Sunday 4/27
Good Morning Everyone! Profile of the Week: MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~He needs 2,201,009 points to GodFather!! We also have two unofficial contests/giveaways going on at the moment. Scooter is in my contest where the top prize is a 30 Day Blast or a 3 Month VIP DJ Yummy needs 10K in comments for a 1 Month VIP or Blast Since round 2 of the Battle of the Sexes has not started yet please help them out with some comments as much as possible! These are Unofficial contests/giveaways so you are not obligated to, but it would be nice. Please welcome our newest members.... ~DJ Yummy~demon crew member & DJ @ SunSetCafe~FuWife to DJ Disturbed & Wettangel~Kight Killers BabyG knight KILLER COUZIN IT bartinder@sunsetcafe&asst manager@nautghy g&g demon crew bomber

Miracle Fruit Makes (almost) Everything Delicious
Willy Wonka came up with some pretty cool confectionary creations: Non-melting ice cream. The Everlasting Gobstopper. Edible wallpaper. And who wouldn't have loved to try his Three-Course-Dinner-Gum? (Though we probably wouldn't have been so wild about turning into a giant blueberry, a la Violet Beauregard.) But did you know there's a nature-made treat that rivals any of Wonka's wild concoctions? It's the miracle fruit, a berry from West Africa with an amazing effect: When you eat a piece of the strange fruit, it makes everything sour taste sweet for the next hour or so. That means, with the magical effects of the miracle fruit in place, you can scarf down lemon slices as if they were gummy drops. The tang of goat cheese turns to sugary sweetness. Even a bitter beer could be mistaken for a milkshake, one miracle fruit-eater told The Wall Street Journal. Though miracle fruit has been around for hundreds of years, it's recently become a cult phenomenon: All around the globe, cur

White Wedding
Hey little sister what have you done Hey little sister who's the only one Hey little sister who's your superman Hey little sister who's the one you want Hey little sister shot gun! It's a nice day to start again It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again. Hey little sister what have you done Hey little sister who's the only one I've been away for so long (so long) I've been away for so long (so long) I let you go for so long It's a nice day to start again (come on) It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again. (Pick it up) Take me back home There is nothin' fair in this world There is nothin' safe in this world And there's nothin' sure in this world And there's nothin' pure in this world Look for something left in this world Start again Come on It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again. It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again

Can Cheating Be Avoided?
No. If one is to cheat, they will. And in the end, blame is useless. Why? Because a relationship should be based on trust and communication. Now, if one doesn't communicate one's needs, the other can't read their mind. In this respect, when one is cheating, because they don't get what they want.. But you aren't aware of it, then so be it. And if they are communicating what they want and you refuse it, it's still wrong to cheat. The right way to do this is to advise your partner that you will seek what is missing. If your partner agrees, fine.. if not, end the relationship and move on. Now some believe that being possessive and jealous and controlling is the answer. WRONG! A relationship again, I repeat it, is 2 people choosing to be together. Nobody can own a person. This person then loses the power of choice. Beside, one would rather have love come to them freely, then coerced.. (which is sad, because it's not love, it's fear) Humans f

Casual Sex Friday
I walked into the front door of the office making sure to re-lock the door. It was casual Friday, but at this small business there was a totally different take on it. Tiffany my secretary was leaning back in her chair, her head titled back. When she heard me she smiled, "Hey, just the man I wanted to see this morning." I walked around the desk and stood in front of Tiffany. Wearing no panties, she had her skirt pulled up, showing me her pretty pussy. "Does your pussy need my attention?" "Mmmmm yes....could you fuck me please?" "Of course." "First let me see that cock." I stood facing Tiffany while she pulled my zipper down and freed my cock. Tiffany took me down her throat while I fingered her pussy. Damn Tiffany gives great head. Taking me to the edge she stopped saying, "OK, now fuck me...please." I knelt down, Her pussy was beautiful...nice puffy lips and a nice swelled clit. I began running my tongue up and down her lips, as Tiffany told me how good it felt. Tiffany wa

Its Just Me...the Crazy Pyscho Bitch
I'm not going to go on and on this time...nope...i just have one question...for anyone who feels the need to answer or shed some light on it for me....and that is...why is it that people insist on disappearing....i mean look....i'm not saying i haven't done it myself....but fuck....when i disappear my ass stays gone....no popping in and out dangling a carrot and then....surprise...gone again....i know, i know....part of its my fault...just ignore it....don't fall for it...blah blah blah.....look i'm a pretty hard chickie....but damn....if you're gonna disappear then just do it....and stay gone....or quit proving me right....that all people do is leave...

Untitled
They say that I'm a loser And perhaps that may be true, Since I don't have a lot of friends And my interests are but few, I'm not a worldly person Well versed in social graces, So I prefer to stay at home Than go to public places, I don't go out to parties Or places where you dance, And I haven't had a date in years Afraid to take a chance, People always make me nervous Because I'm rather shy, Lacking in the confidence To be a stand up guy, I'm not a very clever man Nor can I tell a joke, I'm neither tall or handsome And I always am flat broke, I have no sense of humor Or talent to create, Is it any wonder then That I don't have a mate, In spite of all that I am not I never get depressed, For I've accepted who I am Being second best, They say that I'm a loser And perhaps that may be true, But if I had to change my life I'd wind up being you!!

The 7 Bear Drink Special
NAMED AFTER ONE OF OUR SEXY MALE DJ'S - DJ BEAR.... THE 7 BEAR - A DELICIOUS BLEND OF 7 CROWN W/ 7 UP , A SHOT OF JACK ,EVERCLEAR AND VODKA.... A DRINK THAT'S SURE TO GET YOUR WHISTLE WETTTTTTTT ......CUM ON IN AND GETCHA SUM! ;)

Krazy Kappucino Drink Special
THIS IS ONE HELLOVA COFFEE - NOT ONLY COFFEE BUT KAPPUCINO YUMMMMMMMMMM - NAMED AFTER ONE OF OUR HOTTTT DJ'S - IT'S JUST LIKE HIM - TASTY AND GOES DOWN SOOO SMOOOTH! CUM N GETCHA SUM! LOL THE KRAZY KAPPUCINO - A TASTY BLEND OF CARAMEL AND WHITE CHOCOLATE - DONE UP AS A SPECIAL KAPPUCINO, FOR THOSE EARLY MORNINGS OR LATE NIGHTS WHEN YA JUST NEED A LIL TASTY KICK

Do The Math
“Now when they had passed through Amphipolis and Apollonia, they came to Thessalonica, where was a synagogue of the Jews:” Chapter seventeen of Acts opens with Paul, Silas, and Timothy proceeding from Philippi through the Roman province of Macedonia where present-day Greece is. Now just because this opens in Thessalonica, the provincial capital of Macedonia, it doesn’t mean nothing happened in the other two cities; perhaps the missionaries (we’re still on Paul’s second missionary journey, don’t forget) were just passing through, or perhaps Luke the author of Acts just didn’t know and in the interests of presenting the truth didn’t want to speculate. I expect Luke didn’t know his words would still be read two thousand years later, but we can’t ever forget God has it all in mind. He sees the connections because He establishes them through whoever does His will; He’s the mathematician Who has already done the math! Verse two states that Paul “as his manner was” went to Thessalonica’

Opera 9.5 Beta 2
Hands on: Opera 9.5 beta 2 improves speed, adds features By Jeremy Reimer | Published: April 28, 2008 - 08:45AM CT Introduction Opera has consistently defied expectations about what a browser (and browser company) can accomplish. Begun back in 1994 as a research project at the Norwegian research company Telenor, the Opera browser was first released as version 2.0 in 1996, and ported to multiple platforms in 1998. Originally a paid-for browser, Opera became ad-supported with version 5, but the ads were removed in the 8.5 release, bringing the browser to completely free status. Version 9 offered many improvements, and now the company has released a second beta preview of version 9.5, which Ars first took a look at last year, back when it was in alpha. Related Stories * Opera releases 9.2 browser, adds "Speed Dial" * Opera goes on the hunt against fraud with 9.1 * Opera browser for the Wii now free * First impressions: Opera 9.5 alpha a worthy contender I

Solution To 2 Of America's Biggest Problems
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves....... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Help Me Level Up To 23 Only 352,602 To Go Till Insider
Can you help me level up to 23 please.I have 352,602 points to go I would like the help with all you people on here to show me some fu-loving to my page.You can rate fan/add me if you would like to.Here's my pic link.Hope you all can help me and i'll do it in return too.Thank you very much ~¢¾SexyBitch¢¾~@ fubar

The Hanged Man’s Ballade
The Hanged Man’s Ballade (a Ballade with a Bob&Wheel refrain) A criminal against the state slated to die this early morn as I await my mortal fate upon the trump of reveille’s horn this death to which I was born so catch the fire in my eye beneath the deep red burning sky by the damned and hated noose I’ll spit in the hangman’s eye while the hempen knot’s still loose _____but see, _____how steady is my pace _____in the last moments given me _____the resolve in my face _____for I claimed my liberty A criminal against the state with no time left to mourn as I await my mortal fate on this early frosted morn this death to which I was born yet I’ll hold my head up high beneath the deep red burning sky and as I slip into the noose I’ll spit in the hangman’s eye while the hempen knot’s still loose _____but see _____how steady is my pace _____look close, what do you see _____the resolve in my face _____fueling the flames of Anarchy I contempl

The Black Coal Night
Seducing smells of jasmine Burn in a Black Coal Night The mood so mesmerizing A glow of candle light Soft touch so tantalizing Tingles on your flesh The mood so delighting It takes away your breath ~ Soft whispers from behind you Comfort from within' The Black Coal Night calls you Wanting to be let in Surrender of your soul You give without greed The Black Coal Night takes you In your entirety ~ Oh so amazing It's spell is cast down to you The power so breathtaking It draws down the big bright moon Oh how crazy In the best types of ways The Black Coal Night takes you In a delightful kind of way ~ ~ Lisa '08

Riding The Dragon
Riding The Dragon This ritual is for riding a Chaos Dragon. The main reason for riding a dragon is so that the magician can remove barriers and obstacles, inanimate or animate that impedes forward progress. However, know that a Chaos Dragon will go straight to the heart of the problem and break down the barriers, whether you really wanted them gone or not. What you think is the best solution might not be, so be prepared for all consequences. You should be able to release all negative feelings about the situation when the ride is over though. Perform this ritual during the evening or the waning Moon, with the New Moon being the strongest. Supplies: Pentacle Disk, dragon Pentacle, water chalice with some fresh water in it, dish of salt, wine chalice, black or dark purple altar candles, sword, wand, incense burner, binding incense and/or dragon's blood (basil or patchouli work well), gong or bell, staff. Cast the Dragon Circle, using counter-clockwise motions,

You.ll Shine My Little One...
You are not the only one Not the only star who will need to wait a little longer... There are billions of those stars who will have to wait a little longer But when they find the missing piece the final piece they've been lookin for they'll shine more than any other ever could! Oh, my little one you are not the only one Trust me when I tell you this When You find the missing piece you'll be happier than you could ever be The happiness that you will feel, it nearly makes you cry.... And It feels good oh it feels good The happiness will make you cry but it feels so good So don't worry young one, you're time will come...

Big Pharma Tries To Outlaw Natural Supplements In Canada
Monday, April 28, 2008 by: Mike Adams (NaturalNews) A new law being pushed in Canada by Big Pharma seeks to outlaw up to 60 percent of natural health products currently sold in Canada, even while criminalizing parents who give herbs or supplements to their children. The law, known as C-51, was introduced by the Canadian Minister of Health on April 8th, 2008, and it proposes sweeping changes to Canada's Food and Drugs Act that could have devastating consequences on the health products industry. Among the changes proposed by the bill are radical alterations to key terminology, including replacing the word "drug" with "therapeutic product" throughout the Act, thereby giving the Canadian government broad-reaching powers to regulate the sale of all herbs, vitamins, supplements and other items. With this single language change, anything that is "therapeutic" automatically falls under the Food and Drug Act. This would include bottled water, blueberries, dandelion greens and essentially

Tears Of An Angel
~ All alone at night Her reality then sets in Dwelling in her mind Of how alone she really is ~ The tears flow from her eyes Running out of control As the silence of the night Seems to consume her soul ~ And he stands next to her With so much love in his heart Feeling her pain In the silence of the dark ~ He speaks unheard words of love to her Words she cannot hear He holds her in his arms And she doesnt even know he's there ~ He whispers to her aloud I love you so my dear I've been with you for eternity And I so share your despair ~ I am your angel Who wished for you to be mine And the Good Lord told me It will all happen in time ~ I've watched you grow as a child Into the woman you are now I've always been by your side Like I am right now ~ I've watched you fall in love And I watched your heart break My tears fell from heaven Could you not feel my pain? ~ I patiently wait For the time you come to me

Just A Note...
I am a very passionate person, passionate about life and especially of love. I carry my passion deep within, and I am inspired by simple things. Romance is a lost art and although I have no one in my life to share my passion with, I still dream of what passion was will be again. I am an incurable romantic, My poetry is the outlet for my passionate nature, my lust for love and life runs deep. My nature does not go well with the loneliness I have within me, but I have my poetry for comfort, and my dreams for inspiration.

Don't B Shy!!
Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 Other PPL > > 1.Would u fuck me? > answer: > > 2.What position would u ........ want me to have u in? > answer: > > 3.Would u give me head/eat me out? > answer: > > 4.Would u fuck me hard? > answer: > > 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? > answer: > > 6.Give me a naked pic? > answer: > > 7.Would u fuck me in the shower? > answer: > > 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me? > answer: > > 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? > answer: > > 10.What makes u want 2 fuck me? > answer: > > 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked? > answer: > > 12.Where would u fuck me @? > answer: > > 13.Would u fuck me in front of people? > answer: > > 14.Would u fuck me again and again? > answer: > > 15.Would u fuck me in the rain? > answer: > > 16.Would u mind if we fucked like ........ stars? > answer: > > 17.Would u have phone sex with me? > answer: > > 18.If i g

Frozen Moments
Frozen Moments (a Pushkin Sonnet) Right here - right now - my passions burn! The world is swaying to a magical beat - The Satyrs and Nymphs twist and turn With lost abandon - a primal heat Freeze this moment in memory - Freeze this moment and hold for me, Impressions held of glorious youth - Captured visions of forgotten truth From far away, a dream manifest - A memory from days gone by Touches my heart - I start to fly But settle back down to rest Ah, but for days long since past Some things, I guess, weren’t meant to last

Another Man’s Bride
Another Man’s Bride Another man’s bride once smiled at me igniting the flames of fantasy we lost ourselves in a passion play savoring each moment that came our way the fire of desire burned incessantly Oh how I wished she’d soon bee free and how I had mocked reality but why, tell me why, did she have to stay _______________another man’s bride I hold what we shared in memory every single detail perfectly and now when my thoughts begin to stray and think of the things we used to say I oft wonder how she still could be _______________another man’s bride

Cannibal
Cannibal I am hungry and have nothing to eat Save the flesh of Man, which lies at my feet. The only draught, a tun of wine, The sparkling clear drops of the mortal vine Which flow from the veins of Man’s defeat. I have hungered a hunger so complete That nothing – ah, nothing can e’er compete With that on which I wait to dine… ____________________I am hungry! I pick up the loaf and inspect its meat. I dip it blood so as to make it sweet. Yet before it touches these lips of mine, I glance to the Host, expecting a sign, Then starve in stark wonder at my own conceit… ____________________I am hungry.

Even Though
Even Though Even though someone doesn’t believe the same as you, It doesn’t mean they don’t believe the things you do. Everyone has their own unique way to see; With some six billion souls some are surely fantasy. So how can One proclaim what is and isn’t true? We felt the Fanatic’s fury when a faithful few, So lost within their dogma that they would follow through With the whims of a Zealot who’s as mad as mad can be. _________________________Even though This world is getting smaller as we all connect to One another in RealTime, with live video too. We find that we no longer have the luxury Of seeking solace and cold comfort in bigotry. Maybe now it is time that we tried something new, _________________________Even though…

Forlorn
Forlorn Forlorn is the King of Bethlehem For he has seen the numbers who’ve sinned In his name. And why? Go ask a Priest. He will tell you a lie or at least He’ll try his very best to pretend. He will say nothing that could offend His so Holy Church or his stipend. But where is Christ on his Cross of Peace? ____________________Forlorn. On what can the common man depend When he has to constantly defend His soul from the parasites. No cease To the wonders as their flocks increase; No wonder why Christ died in the end, _____________________Forlorn.

Push Aside
Push Aside Push aside these thoughts of gloom! Push aside those thoughts of doom! Push aside this depressing haze, and push beyond this malingering malaise; for all, with hope, will be changing soon. Ah, this cell, it is not the womb. Instead, sadly, a grim, bare tomb, where I’ve been wasting these lonely days - ____________________Push aside - What does Fate, on her celestial loom, weave for those in this dank, dull room? What would She, with her cold, hard gaze, Accept from me as a gift of praise? - Or do I, perhaps, falsely presume? ___________________Push aside -

Outta Here!!
Well all, Training at Camp McCrady is over and I'm on a plane for the sand box tonight. We fly into Camp Virginia in Kuait to do more training, and then on to our final destinations. Training here at McCrady has been intense, but a great experience. I've learned so much here, and the reality of what we are about to do has been pounded in to us again and again. This ain't no joke. The training we have done here has been as realistic as they can make it without actually firing live rounds at us. Hopefully, I'll never have to experience live rounds coming at me, but the reality of the situation is that it's extremely possible. Tallil has become more and more unsettled in the past months. The guy I am headed over to relieve lost all of his gear in an RPG attack last month. Live rounds are flying all over the place there. guess I should be thankful that I'll not be kicking in doors and clearing houses. I'm nervous. I'm a little scared, but I think I'm holding my own under

His Goddess
In a clearing, by a stream; The water glints and gleams, Rippling in the moonbeams, As lovely as a dream. The moon, just a sliver, Shines a flowing river Of shimmering silver Across her shoulders. Like a delicate fairy, She dances there, With flowing hair And ivory skin so fair. Her beauty is so pure; Through time it will endure. Any man, she could lure And he would fall, for sure. She is his goddess- Lovely in all her fairness. To be able to caress Her skin, a man would be blessed. She is a sight so heavenly, Dancing along dreamily. He watches her longingly; He loves her dearly. Copyright 2006 Missy Harrell

Seethr - Sympathetic
AN MAH WERDZ WILL BE HER WHEN I’M GONE AS I’M FADIN AWAY AGAINST TEH WIND AN TEH WERDZ U LEFT ME LINGR ON AS I’M FAILIN AGAIN NAO, NEVR 2 CHANGE DIS AN I’M SYMPATHETIC NEVR LETTIN ON I FEELZ TEH WAI I DOEZ AS I’M FALLIN APART AGAIN AT TEH SEAM AN IT SEEMS I’M ALONE HER, HOLLOW AGAIN AS I’M FLAILIN AGAIN AGAINST TEH WIND AN TEH SCARS IM LEFT WIF SWALLOW AGAIN AS I’M FAILIN AGAIN NAO, NEVR 2 CHANGE DIS AN I’M SYMPATHETIC NEVR LETTIN ON I FEELZ TEH WAI I DOEZ AS I’M FALLIN APART AGAIN AT TEH SEAM AN I’M SYMPATHETIC NEVR LETTIN ON I FEELZ TEH WAI I DOEZ AS I’M FALLIN APART AGAIN AT TEH SEAM TEH SAME OLD FEELINGS R TAKIN OVAR AN I CAN’T SEEM 2 MAK THEM GO AWAY AN I CAN’T TAEK ALL TEH PRESURE SOBR BUT I CAN’T SEEM 2 MAK IT GO AWAY TEH SAME OLD FEELINGS R TAKIN OVAR AN I CAN’T SEEM 2 MAK THEM GO AWAY AN I CAN’T TAEK ALL TEH PRESURE SOBR (I CAN’T MAK IT GO AWAY. I CAN’

Pc
Black Gray Case 15 inch Black Gray Flat Monitor Logitech wireless mouse/key board and slim speakers 18X DVD Burner/Dual Layer Windows XP SP2 WITH CD AND CD-KEY 250GB HDD 2 GIGS OF DDR2 667 3.2 LGA 775 PROCESSOR 800 FSB Gigabyte Blue LED CPU fan to keep it very cool ATI SAPPHIRE Radeon 1550 PCI-E 512 MB VIDEO CARD cost me 650$ to build 8 months ago make me a offer, asking for at least 400$ if you live in Houston I will deliver it myself

Snoopy Is Gay. Snoopy Is Happy.
That’s probably the one definition that’s outdated or at least awkward – who remembers it – out of 1973’s “The Charlie Brown Dictionary” (TV 2685, no ISBN number because it’s early 1970s), one book I remember really enjoying as a kid. I got introduced to three hardcover volumes of it (besides being this single volume from Scholastic, it was also eight hardcover volumes with backgrounds on each state at the end) when I was visiting aunts and cousins in Kentucky and my age was still single digit. As I recall, there are two releases of “The Charlie Brown Dictionary”, either the one-volume soft cover I got at a library book sale last week or eight separate hard covers arranged like an encyclopedia with appendices in each volume of the U.S.A.’s fifty states. Illustrated with animation from various Peanuts specials, it’s also a reorganization of “The Rainbow Dictionary”, a 1947 work that contained words from eight lists composed for five to eight year olds. It’s fun and you learn alo

Dealzmodo: Hdtv's Will Get Stupid Cheap Next Month
According to HD Guru, Sony's not content with its less-than-number-one status in flat panels, so it's planning to claw its way back into consumers' hearts with deep price cuts on all of its 2008 models next month. The other guys, like Samsung, LG and Sharp, are already planning their own price war counter-attacks. And then, in reaction to the wave of cheap LCDs, plasma dudes like Panasonic (check our quick and dirty guide to plasmas) will prolly be doing their own slashing. Conclusion: Wait till May to buy an HDTV, 'cause it'll be mucho cheaper. To give you an idea of how much you might save, for instance, Sony's cutting $400 off its 46-inch KDL-46S4100, to $1599, and $500 off its newest 1080p 40-incher, to $1199. So we're looking at discounts in the 20-25 percent range, which is none too shabby, and definitely worth holding off for a couple weeks on your Best Buy TV hunting expedition. [HD Guru]

Really
Really Tuesday, September 11 2007 @ 01:29 PM MST Contributed by: Greg Views: 111 I've been gone for a while "really" I really didn't go anywhere "really I came back home & found you gone Your breath was still inside the glass Your footsteps were an echo out the door I felt you next to me that night I heard your voice out in the hall I turned to find that, I was alone I climbed the wall to watch you pass Called out your name, I begged you back Can't you tell me what it is that I've done wrong I love you really, really, I love you I trusted that I could call to arms the emotions that make me whole, to clarify, please help me "really" They clipped my wings, but still I soared they tied me down, I broke the ties They tried to rip you from my soul My will's to strong to keep me down So I beat my way up off the floor I crawled the path to bring me home to you If I could have another chance We'd fly away & not come back Keep all the buzza

Can't Take The Bs Stay Outta The Mumm!
Ok people I leave dumb sumtimes rude comments in MUMMs and Im never serious. I just luv the idiots who get a bug up their ass and jump in my shoutbox after I leave a stupid comment; J_DGE _J B...: the truck, dumbass is for hauling shit.. why would you want to think about my dick?? fag! Are you a real DJ? Aww damn you gone and blocked me! lol Douchebag!

The Many Uses Of Vodka
By: Dahlia Rideout (Little_personView Profile) Aside from being a fantastic drink, vodka has many uses which you may not have known about. Since vodka is one of the world's most popular drinks, many of us have a bottle handy in the home. And since its typically filtered and pure, it makes a handy liquid to have around. Here are a few uses: 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. Clean jewelry. Soak the jewelry in vodka for five minutes, then rinse, and dry. 4. Clean lipstick from clothing. Rub the stain with vodka, then throw into your regular wash. 5. Remove the glue left behind by a bumper sticker. Rub the glue with a soft, clean cloth soaked with vodka 6. Prolong the life of razors by filling a

Being Prissy....
You Are a Bit Prissy From time to time you can be a princess, but these days, who isn't a little high maintenance? You know what you want, and you're definitely not afraid to ask for it. (Just refrain from having a temper tantrum if you don't get your way!) There's nothing wrong with having high standards... as long as they're occasionally low enough to allow spontaneity and fun! How Prissy Are You?

Vista's 11 Pllars Of Failure-p2
6) Bogus Vista-capable stickers. Microsoft's "Windows Vista capable" campaign was an incredible marketing botch. Computers were sold with an indication that they were "Windows Vista capable" when they were not. This did wonders for goodwill. 7) Missing drivers. It seems incredible that all of the Windows drivers that worked with XP did not necessarily work with Vista. How does that happen? 8) Conflicting advice. There was no consistent advice for users about implementation, and Microsoft did nothing to help. Some people said that you should get a new computer only with Vista preloaded and not upgrade. Others said upgrades were fine. Others upgraded and complained. Microsoft should have put up a specialized Web site that could test machines remotely and tell users whether it would be a good idea—or not—to upgrade. A promotional/test CD-ROM that could boot Vista (like those Knoppix Linux disks) would have been a good idea, too. 9) XP mania. You'd think that the world was in love

You Don't Know Shit
> A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the > stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that > flights go > quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' > > > The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and > said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' > > 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' > and he smiles. > > 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me > ask you > a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - > grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a > flat patty, > and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose

TỐ TÂm
I. Tôi bước chân vào trường sư phạm qua hai vòng thi, lúc đó không dễ dàng như bây giờ. Nhà giáo lúc đó được trọng vọng. Là nghề cao quý. Lương không thấp, dư sống với một cuộc sống thanh bạch của người giáo chức!. 1.Vào trường SP, bạn bè lứa tuổi cùng lớp, cùng học thời trung học không có nhưng có thêm những người bạn mới, nhiều lứa tuổi. Gái thì có những người chuẩn bị hoặc đã lập gia đình; Trai, tuyệt đại đa số - “trốn lính”! “Trốn lính” vào học nghề làm thầy, dù “thân phận nổi trôi” theo dòng đời trong xã hội chiến tranh, rồi hòa bình với nhiều

Soul Mate
Incompatible, it don't matter though 'cos someone's bound to hear my cry Speak out if you do You're not easy to find Is it possible Mr. Loveable Is already in my life? Right in front of me Or maybe you're in disguise Who doesn't long for someone to hold Who knows how to love you without being told Somebody tell me why I'm on my own If there's a soulmate for everyone Here we are again, circles never end How do I find the perfect fit There's enough for everyone But I'm still waiting in line Who doesn't long for someone to hold Who knows how to love you without being told Somebody tell me why I'm on my own If there's a soulmate for everyone If there's a soulmate for everyone Most relationships seem so transitory They're all good but not the permanent one Who doesn't long for someone to hold Who knows how to love you without being told Somebody tell me why I'm on my own If there's a soulmate for everyone Who doesn't long for someone to hold Who k

Every Inch
I'd like to slowly peel off your jeans, your shirt, your underclothes, loving and kissing every inch of flesh I expose, and working my way up to your neck, your ear lobes, your lips. Then I'd sensuously work my way back down to where you're hot and throbbing, urgently cooling the heat with my tongue-- only to build yet another fire that can only be extinguished when our bodies meld into one.

A Letter To George Bush
If I were to write a letter to George Bush about the war this would probably be it... Dear Mr. President: During the past several months the situation in Iraq has not improved. Soldiers are losing their lives more and more everyday. I rarely turn on the news anymore, however whenever I do all I see is another helicopter being shot down, another car bombing, or another raid gone wrong. If this is not reasons enough to not be in Iraq then what is? Instead you wish to send more by implementing the draft that for years has been shot down by hundreds of political and military members again and again. The draft is sometimes called “Selective Service”, however I am no fool. Let us go back to Vietnam where thousands of young men were dragged away from their homes and families to fight a war run by politicians. History does have a way of repeating itself. This war is no different from Vietnam. Politicians for years have been using war for their own political gains, for more “support”

My Breath Leaves Me
Underneath the cold, dark soul of the night A mirror of pale beauty hung Reflecting not the inferno of the son, Rather the dark serenity of a daughter. The remembrance of raven locks surrounding pale Luna's face. The remembrance of something lost and not yet gained. Reflected in her honey hair. Realized in her smile. My breath leaves me... 2 days ago

James Otto- Just Got Started Lovin' You Lyrics
You don’t have to go now honey Call and tell ’em you won’t be in today Baby there ain’t nothin’ at the office So important it can’t wait I’m thankful for the weekend But two days in heaven just ain’t gonna do This is gonna take forever darlin’ Girl I just got started lovin’ you What’s the point in fightin’ what we’re feelin’ We both know we’ll never win Ain’t this what we’re missin’ Let’s just stop all this resistin’ and give in Let me wrap my arms around you You know you don’t want to leave this room Come back and let me hold you darlin’ Girl I just got started lovin’ you What can I say I’ve never felt this way Girl you’re like a dream come true After all the love we’ve made It sure would be a shame If we let this moment end so soon So won’t you lay back down beside me Girl just like I know you’re wantin’ to Trust me when I tell you darlin’ Girl I just got started lovin’ you I’m thankful f

Who We Are....
Too many people are looking at our page and not reading it. I wanna say GO TO HELL to those people. We are a married couple who enjoy life to the fullest. We don't judge and feel u have no right to judge us w/out knowing us. NO I WON'T SLEEP WITH U.....NO U WON'T GET MY PHONE NUMBER.....NO IM NOT GONNA SHOW U NUDES.....NO UR COCK ISN'T APPEALING TO US *UNLESS UR HELLA HOTT* and most of all DON'T ASK TO COME OVER *unless u got weed to share* I'm a pot head, don't like it go away. He's a sweet guy who loves sex...don't like it go away. If ur gonna judge us, go away. If u don't like what i have to say, yea go away. For those of u who read our profile, thanks and can't wait to make more friends. IF we want more than friends, we'll let u know. If we don't like u, we'll let u know that too. I may be a bitch but i'm the coolest bitch u'll ever meet. If ur up to the challenge, gimme a shout and we'll see. kisses and hugs MysFyt

Okay...i'm Back In Texas
Well, as you all know...I'd been in Canada since April 17th due to my sisters death. It was the biggest nightmare both times going and coming. I thought I would blog about it and share my flight experience and the passport nightmare. Anyhow getting through from the American side in preparation to fly to Canada was fine...didn't have to go through customs and all that bullshit. It was getting to Canada that was hell. I took the cheapest flight to get there...$596. return. I would have to stop in Arkansas and catch a connection flight to Charlotte NC than this would bring me to Toronto, anyhow...I got there caught my connecting flight...everyone has damned well boarded and next thing you know we are asked to evacuate the plane....due to a bag that was left with no name or anything. We boarded a different plane and left for NC. We get there...all is good,flying. The plane is overheating lmfao how does a large aircraft overheat. Emergency landing...we board another plane...finally get

Some Real Sh*t(wow)
Does Slavery Still Exist in America..not a black&white thing it's more? It is no question that in America that slavery was a part of life in American history. The first slaves were sold in James town 1619, but is there still any form of slavery that exists in The United Sates? Throughout history it is safe to say that a great empire can’t succeed without conquering, and the uses of slaves to build a nation. This is still true in American history. The United States is the most powerful nation in the world, an empire and we got here by conquering the Native Americans through genocide, and bringing Africans as slaves to build the nation. There are many ways to define slavery. A simple definition of slavery is submission to a dominating influence; or the state or condition of being held in involuntary servitude as the property of somebody else. Here in America those conditions are still being practiced today, through human trafficking, prostitution, and college spor

Disaapointments
Am disappointed with the tux place As well as the bridal place with their mishaps. you are suppose to provide good service thoroughly, so you have good customers. Not by skipping out on items that are paid for Or by having the wrong item sewn wrong and wrong size. It's not hard! Do many sleep on their jobs To make these kinds of mistakes?

Tax Rebate
Help America - spend your rebate wisely. The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs or Venezuela. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US. Thank you for your help.

Every Time
Every Time By: Jacob Aaron Cope Every time when I close my eyes, I think about you. Every time when I go to sleep, I have dreams about you and me. Every time that I see you, I love you everyday. Every time when I spend time with you, my day gets better than the rest of my days that I had without you. I really enjoy the days that I have spent time with you. Spend an eternity with me. I shall never tire of you, Remind me when day breaks, for, yet again, I will want to hold you… Every time I try to say that I hate you, I resent you but still the feeling just lingers, that love that I feel when I’m with you. Every time that I want to hear your sweet voice again, feel your touch, love without end. I pray every time maybe some day, when feelings come free, true, you’ll learn to love me again, as I still love you. I will always love you every time you make a mistake or even when you cheat on me, but I will still love you until the end. Every time you give me

A Little Boy
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

Found The One, No Need To Fubar
I will keep this account only for friends, I am not looking for action or being silly... it was all for play ~ I dont want to be bothered by the sex crazed maniacs!!! I just want to be with my Michael

Kushism Of The Day..funny&?
1.if you have shity out look on life stop puting youre face in asz. 2.sometimes too much of a good thing leave bad taste in mouth. 3.what you cant do today dont do it later it might already be done. 4.cats chase dog ,dog chase dog, who chase the donkey? 5.sticks and stone might break youre bones but a gun makes it a safer place. 6.a bird in a hand is a lonely bush. 7.eat enuff to you full dont keep eating until you get sick. 8.love never a lie it what people do for love they mybe lying to themself. (some funny and some are just for you to think) i made these up

Re: Overwhelming Evidence Points To Murder Of Dc Madam
RE: Overwhelming Evidence Points To Murder Of DC Madam ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 03 May 2008, 16:27 Overwhelming Evidence Points To Murder Of DC Madam Evidence is stacking up to suggest that the alleged "suicide" of DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey was in fact a calculated murder, as the manager of Palfrey's Florida Condo reveals that Palfrey was not suicidal when he spoke to her Monday and told him of her fears about a contact being out on her life. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/may2008/050308_overwhelming_evidence. htm

Blue Rains
chantilly waterfall by Late Nite Fantasy © an ageless crystalline entity wades into a dark chimera of drizzling distant drifts. through portal-ed worlds of terrestrial hues he dreams. mind converges into a tantalizing waterfall for solace. the flow of the mystic void holds him suspended in human myst as he watches an unfolding face changing through the cascade. bronzed stained eyes taunt his peaceful space. worn white robe flowing in wavelets speaks to him of love. in that moment , his eyes silently slip the garment from the shoulders of this whimsical, winsome wraith and devour her mouth still whimpering, still wonted reaching out , the heart bleeds as he awakens, grasping shreds of lace from the body of blue rain.

Engulfed
engulfed by Late Nite Fantasy© tides surging souls surfing on the edge of sensual landslide earth moves in rhythm as time rocks in lullabied heart beats surrender soothes tired shoulders in hushed caresses nature's takes siesta in gentle sighs.

Its So Hard (letter To Dad)
Dad, Its almost been a year since you were taken. And it sucks because It just hit me in the car driving. Its like you were afraid I'd forget you or something. But you should know me better than that. I have never forgotten about you. Even though you're not here I still think about you on a daily basis. It gets harder and harder as time goes on. Everyone here keeps telling me it'll get easier. But honestly I dont see an end in sight. Seeing the way life changes scares the hell outta me. And it really sucks. We just started to talk and be father and daughter again. And then God took you from me. I dont think its fair. I dont know why and I dont want to know. I know it hurts like hell to sit here and see a picture of you and want to cry because I miss you. I hate thinking about when I was a little girl and when we used to drive in the car and you'd sing all those old songs and input my name into the song rather than the original name in the song. I remember all the good times and eve

Blue Revelations I
Blue Revelations I by LateNiteFantasy© Blue Revelations verse 1 touching your darkness you avert my stare I unfold obscene thoughts in your mind yet, you blink and bind... you want me to show you how to break the frame of your indigo glass as your clenched body stumbles in murky gaze would you be astonished to feel lanced wounds of knowing cut flowers never bloom Do you want me to say I’m sorry for breaking the crystal madness hiding your looking glass tomb and could we both lament unsheathing the sword... draining its ravin

Midnight Fantasy
Midnight Fantasy by Late Nite Fantasy© Lately when I close my eyes I see, The woman of my midnight fantasy, Her eyes are so alluring and intense, And her face lights up in my presence, Her touch is so very divine, It sends chills up and down my spine, Sweet kisses so soft and loving, Her hands gently touching, My every curve and line, Making my body tingle as I give her a sign, By pulling her closer to me, Letting my emotions run wild and free, I return her every affection, My body moves with her direction, Her tongue is darting and teasing, Her body against mine is very pleasing, We tend to merge, become as one, I think to myself "Oh my God this is fun", To raise her body up to my hips, As I taste those perfect lips, Touching and holding each other tightly, Wanting these rendezvous to be nightly.

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So do we pass the ghosts that haunt us later in our lives; they sit undramatically by the roadside like poor beggars, and we see them only from the corners of our eyes, if we see them at all. The idea that they have been waiting there for us rarely if ever crosses our minds. Yet they do wait, and when we have passed, they gather up their bundles of memory and fall in behind, treading in our footsteps and catching up, little by little.

Warped & Twisted
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted

It Matters
Love We think about it Lose sleep worrying about it. When we don't have it we search for it. & when we discover it we dont know what to do with it. We Fear losing it. It is our source of pleasure & pain but we cant predict which it will be from on moment to the next. Its a short word. Easy to spell. Difficult to define. & in prossible to live with out.

Tell Her What She Means To You
Listen to her secrets. Take her out to dinner. Call her first. Understand her feelings. Label her as your. Tell her shes Gorgeous. Write her a song. Talk to her like a human being. Ask her to dance with you. NEVER imagine life without her. Kiss her in the rain. Hold her hand anytime. Pass her love letters. I love you. Never forget her birthday. Tell her shes always right. Be Her love Escape. Tell her you believe that this is a fairytale. Give her gummy worms. Remember her favorite color. Give her kisses N hugs. Show her off to your friends. Hold her hand just because. Treat her like a star. Dream about her. Say she has the key to your heart. Have a song that reminds you for her. Kiss her on the forehead. Dance together like retards. Stay together forever. Let love last!!!!

Tears
True love is when You shed a tear, & Still want him. Its when he ignores you, & You still love him. Its when he loves another girl, But you still smile, & Say Im happy for you. When all you really do is cry... & cry..

English Into American :)
Just thought it would be a good idea to do a few translations, Feel free to add more! Cause sometimes our meaning of things is totally different to yours. here's just a few to start the ball rolling ;) Lol = laugh a lot or Love a lot. Tights = pantyhose. Fag = cigarette not a gay person. Pants = mens underwear. In your language its trousers. Blat = ride on motorbike.

Wkend Partying And Back To Work!
I've never felt so welcomed on a job before as I felt today. I walked in the door and everyone said hi..how are you...welcome back and smiled etc... It was wonderful. Some of the students were excited and parents noted I was back. It felt good to know I was missed at least. Saturday, I went out with some of the fubar girls and by God they can party. I had so much fun. Bill came with me as well...and I know he had lots of fun. May 31st we'll meet again. I know we will have a blast. July 19th is another party in Tulsa OK. I'll be there with bells on. It's been difficult I have some unfinished grieving to do but I really don't like the headache I get after I cry. So I hold back. When Friends from Canada call me and question the loss of my sister I just try to change the subject and move onto something else. It is difficult enough being mistaken for her 6x at the funeral home. Finally they all got it straight. Okay now answer me this question. I have an adult dog who for som

You Might Be A Redneck If...
http://www.wlky.com/news/16164898/detail.html Father Kills Son During Turkey Hunt POSTED: 2:45 pm EDT May 5, 2008 UPDATED: 3:27 pm EDT May 5, 2008 OLDHAM COUNTY, Ky. -- A hunter mistook his son for a turkey, shooting the boy to death in what authorities called a terrible accident. Oldham County police said a man and his 14-year-old son were hunting on private property in the 2000 block of Rebel Ridge Road about 7 a.m. Sunday when they got separated. When the father noticed some movement in the woods, he fired a 12-gauge shotgun, accidentally killing his son, police said. Police are withholding names pending family notification. They believe the shooting was only an accident. This incident is the latest in a series of turkey hunt-related shootings in recent weeks. The Minneapolis Star-Tribune reported that an 8-year-old boy was shot to death by his father while they were on a similar hunting trip in Minnesota on April 21. A teen in West Virgina has been cha

Whats Your Secret Sexual Position
Your Ideal Sex Position is...Cowgirl Fun. Wild. And deep.Saddle up and ride him all night long.Only for those who feel they're strong! 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at QuizUniverse.com

I Love You
I love you enough to fight for you Compromise for you & Sacrifice myself for you if need be. Enough to miss you incredibly when we're apart. No matter what length of time its for, & Regardless of the distance. Enough to believe in our relationship, To stand by it though the worst of times. To have faith in our strength as a couple, & To NEVER give up on us. Enough to spend the res of my life with you , Be there for you when you need or want me & Never EVER want to leave you or live with you I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH

Friends
Friends Anyone can stand by you when you're right, but only a real friend will stand by you even when you're wrong. A simple friend identifies himself when he calls, a real friend doesn't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life, a real friend says, "Whats new with you?". A simple friend thinks that the problems you whine about are recent, a real friend says, "You have been whining about the same thing for 14 years, get off your ass and do something about it!". A simple friend has never seen you cry, a real friend has soggy shoulders from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names, a real friend has their phone numbers. A simple friend hates it when you call while they are in bed, a real friend asks, "What took you so long to call?". A simple friend will talk to you about their problems, a real friend will help you with your problems. A simple friend will act like a guest, a real friend will make themselves a

Come Closer....
Closer/ne-yo Verse 1: Turn the lights off in this place And she shines just like a star And I swear I know her face I just don’t know who you are Turn the music up in here I still hear her loud and clear Like she’s right there in my ear Telling me That she wants to own me To control me Come closer Come closer Chorus: And I just can’t pull myself away Under a spell i can't break I just cant stop I just cant stop I just cant stop I just cant stop And I just can’t bring myself away But I don’t want to escape I just can’t stop I just can’t stop I just can’t stop I just can’t stop I just can’t stop Verse 2: I can feel her on my skin I can taste her on my tongue Shes the sweetest taste of sin The more I get the more I want She wants to own me Come closer She says "come closer" Chorus: And I just can’t pull myself away Under a spell i can't break I just cant stop I just cant stop I just cant stop I just

Poor Bubba
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer were sent. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"

Mastercard
>MasterCard Wedding -- You gotta love this guys guts..... >This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson >University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned >it. >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the >reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the >crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long >distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to >thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for >providing such a lavish reception. >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a >special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, >including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his >gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each >manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best >man. T

The Mugger
Late one night in the Washington, D.C. area a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"

Next To Me
Listen up destiny I know you want to get pressed to me So don't be such a stone when I call you on the phone Or I won't be using that number again Maybe what you had was broke You want to get high and they don't So I had a drink, Cause it helped me think Now you say I've been drinking too much but My hands start shaking and my hearts starts quaking like a nightmare making its cool And I want to tell you Wait a minute sister I know I ain't your Mr. yet Just me a chance and see That you won't even get next to me Whatcha you want to do now You're going to have to get somehow And I got that thing you need But you won't even get next to me Once I get you in my grip Follow my eyes to your hips Don't you call away You done it everyday Just stay, Why don't you stay? Why don't you stay baby? Put away your old disguise You don't want no other guys We're having so much fun I know you shouldn't run, but you run you just run, you just run baby Wait a minute

Eyes See It All (for Those Who Think They Are "misunderstood")
You want to be known and respected as a different type of man, who's words are stronger than anything else. You say you don't care about naked pics online, but yet take a look at your friends list...hmmm...and the women you leaving comments for...all half naked in their profile pic so what's to say what's inside their page? Statuses screaming "I'm horny! Please cam with me and make me cum" yet you want to be known for your words and for being a different man. Practice what you preach...

Lament
Don't ask me why but this is how I've been feeling of late......lament over nothing. I have nothing to be truly sad over at present for where I am and what I need to do!. For some reason the writer in me strikes out when walking from the bus stop to home after conflicting my thoughts at work. What do I have to gain anymore? Why is there a need for me to actually write words when so many others have gone before and died in the process of it never being heard. Maybe the lament is knowing that all is nothing where I came from and where I'll head to, this circle of action (karma and samsara). Makes me at points spin on the spot. I wish to awaken from this dream to let go and fly or swim. Yet, I stand behind insecurities and lies that I tell myself. My past fights and anger are still held by those dear. They don't wish to see the real person so I'm forced into their petty corner. p.s. anybody reading these should make note that this is placed in a v

Re: Goldman Sachs: Bilderberg Target Of $200 Dollar Oil Nears
RE: Goldman Sachs: Bilderberg Target Of $200 Dollar Oil Nears ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 06 May 2008, 06:11 Goldman Sachs: Bilderberg Target Of $200 Dollar Oil Nears A report by Goldman Sachs Group Inc. forecasts that oil prices will reach $150 to $200 dollars a barrel within 2 years, a figure in line with the ultra-elite Bilderberg's plans to squeeze the middle class and lower the living standards of westerners. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/may2008/050608_bilderberg_target. htm

Fixing Up To Sale????
So I want to sell my condo, and get a smaller place, to save money. However I am finding that in order to sell you gotta make improvements, that would make you want to stay. The problem with condo living is your at the mercy of the condo board, who is not always up with fixing up what needs to be done, and when they don't do there part it messes up what you need to up keep. Argh!!!!!! So the saga begins... scrubbing down walls in the morning. if I can get the rails down. gotta make some deals for carpet, and someone to do some drywall!!! Oh boy!!!

I Love My Fries
If you all know the poem by mya Angelou "still I rise" this will be funny I wrote this for a class and thought it was funny and decided to blog it lol Hope you all enjoy lol much love I Love My Fries You may put me down as unhealthy with your, bitter, bad taste You throw me in the very grease, but still, like McDonalds, I love my fries. Do my French fries upset you? Why are you overwhelmed as if you bit a lemon? Cause I eat with no care and no dismay. Just like my mother and father with a smile on my face, and the sun overshadowing me, I love my fries. Did you want to see me hungry with dry mouth and with white lips? Hunched over, hurting from my growling stomach. Does my hunger offend you? Don't hate cause I eat as if it's my last meal on earth. I may eat a pizza or maybe even a salad but still, so delicious, I love my fries. Does the smell make you drool? Does it come as a surprise that my car smells like super size fries? From school to work, I love my fri

Hillary Becomes Pregnant
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she is in the middle of her first run for President as Senator for New York .... now this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well, what have you got to say?" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me?" Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper, he asks: "Who's speaking?"

Visitor's Guide To Birmingham, Alabama
First, you must learn to pronounce the city name... it's "Bur/min/ham." Driving Information: Burmin'ham has its own version of traffic rules... 1. The truck with the loudest exhaust goes next at a 4-way stop. The truck with the biggest tires goes after that (Note: Blue haired ladies driving anything have right-of-way anytime.). 2. To find anything in the city, it is required that you know where Malfunction Junction is. Which is the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. It is one of only two "cloverleaf" formation interchanges in the world. We invented it and only one other city was stupid enough to implement it again. > > Atlanta, Georgia - making them dumber than we are. 3. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 AM to 10:00 AM. The evening rush hour is from 3: 00 PM to 7:00 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning and runs thru Saturday at Noon. If the term "merging delays" is ever used by the person reporting the traffic, even in passing, call in

Licenses For Illegals?
Not legal? No Mexican driver's license for you By Chris Hawley, USA TODAY, November 15, 2007 09:56 PM ET "MEXICO CITY â€” The question of whether to give driver's licenses to illegal immigrants has ignited a national debate in the United States. Yet in Mexico, the biggest source of immigrants to the USA, there's no debate: If you're not in the country legally, you can't get a driver's license. All of Mexico's 31 states, along with the federal district of Mexico City, require foreigners to present a valid visa if they want a driver's license, according to a survey of states by USA TODAY. "When it comes to foreigners, we're a little more strict here," said Alejandro RuÃz, director of education at the Mexican Automobile Association. The issue took the national spotlight after presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton said a move by the New York governor to give licenses to illegal immigrants "makes a lot of sense" during a debate. Proponents said the plan would hav

It Takes All Kinds
I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that since they congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away) that it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home. I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, who had seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes my deer showed up, 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the

Http://www.blacklistednews.com/view.asp?id=5946
image Royal Dutch Shell has been quietly working with Iraq’s oil ministry over the past two years, advising it on how to increase the production of two oilfields. Under an agreement struck after the 2003 invasion, no one from the company, Europe’s largest oil group, has set foot in the troubled country; instead, monthly face-to-face meetings with the oil ministry have been held in Amman, the Jordanian capital, and weekly contact has been maintained by video-link. The Shell-financed project – and the attention showered on Baghdad – appears to be paying off: Shell is now negotiating a technical support agreement in which it will be compensated for helping upgrade production of producing fields. The oil company will again set up a team outside Iraq, helping, among other things, to bring new equipment into the country and training Iraqis in its use. Shell is one of several international oil companies – including BP and the US groups ExxonMobil and Chevron – that have been tapping i

Knockin @ The Gate Of Heaven
Knock, Knock I knocked at heaven's door this morning. God asked me...'My child, what can I do for you?' And I said, 'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.' God smiled and answered...'Request granted'.

Mom's Job Title
A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk 's office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. 'What I mean is, ' explained the recorder, 'do you have a job or are you just a ...?' 'Of course I have a job,' snapped the woman. 'I'm a Mom.' 'We don't list 'Mom' as an occupation, 'housewife' covers it,' Said the recorder emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like, 'Official Interrogator' or 'Town Registrar.' 'What is your occupation?' she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. 'I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations.' The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair and looked up as

True/false Questionaire
RULE 1: If You open this you GOTTA take it T/F Only answer with True or False Q: Like/love someone? -True / False Q: Kissed someone on your top friends? -True / False Q: Been searched? -True / False Q: Sat on a roof top? -True / False Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? -True / False Q: Broken a bone? -True / False Q:Had ur head shaved? -True / False Q: Played a prank on someone? -True / False Q: Shot a gun? -True / False Q: Donated Blood? -True / False ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just be 100% truthful LAST PERSON 1:You hung out with? - 2:Last person that you texted? - 3:Last person you were in a car with? - 4:Went to the movies with? - 5:Went to the mall with? - 6:Person you talked on the phone with? - 7:Person you called? - 8: You messaged on fubar? - 9: Who hurt you? - 11:You talked to

I Carry Your Heart
i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) i am never without it (anywhere i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling) i fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart) by e.e. cummings

Nice And Explicit
Nice and Explicit by LateNiteFantasy© I. Nice we smile for each other we laugh when we're together we wonder about the other don't we? we're make jokes for each other we think when we're together we care about the other don't we? we fantasize about each other we share a secret love together we long to share forever don't we? II. Explicit I want to hold you strongly to me and fuck the living shit out of you bone you so damn deep and hard indulge every bit of the consuming hunger I have for you give you the ultimate pleasure in my arms feel you riding my cock, gripping me hard begging for me to fuck you harder sweat-soaked bodies sliding against each other sweet small breasts pressed to my chest strong legs locked around my back pulling me hard to you when I stroke into you hot wet tight pussy sliding up and down my thick cock knowing that no man ever has or ever could satisfy you like this feeling you orgasm as I continue to strongly fuck

Sex
fuck me, suck me tease me, please me eat me, beat me feed me, squeeze me grab me,blow me fast or slowly do it right, and make me bite, choke me, pull me provoke me, rule me unzip it, rip it spank it, whip it on bottom, on top start dont stop front or back make me crack make me cum ...still not done ill lick the tip your dick, my lips grab my hips then fuck my tits ill go south if ya nut in my mouth tap that, slap that suck a nipple make me crippled bump on me, hump on me wind me grind me in the night in the day if i dont wanna ill do it anyway never have to pay me but you must lay me when im mad happy or sad make me scream make me cream nice or mean fulfill the dream stick it in ill suck it ill lick it ill rub it you want it ill do it just let me, get to it no fakin it your makin it im takin it your breakin it get me wet make you sweat hold me down on the ground on the chai

Dont Fuck Around
you better hurry up. save me from my wicked taunting. because youll be the next one im haunting. i feel the reasons become fewer every time. the bodies lay perfectly in scheme to rhyme.getting off on the very temptation of pain. never be too quick,i must see their blood be my rain. does it make me bad? because for some reason it never makes me sad. i live for this shit, i strive.more and more dead bodies that ive considered fit. i need you to feel it, i strongly urge you to consider it.keep yourself in line or ill just have to get mine. because pleasure in your death is what ive found. trust me, do not fuck around with this wicked lil clown.

Big Punisher - I'm Not A Player
You're my darlin' darlin' baby You're my darlin' darlin' love You're my darlin' darlin' baby I said you're everything, I ever hoped for in a woman.. And as long, as I may live.. ooh, you're... Yo I ain't a player, I just fuck a lot Jump on top of my dick and work them hips, until I bust a shot It doesn't stop, I'm only beginnin I'm bonin your women While you home all alone, I'm blowin up in em Sendin them back to you, mad at you Don't catch a motherfuckin attitude I'm just showin you how this rapper do Capital Punishment, when I'm up in it, suckin it Bustin it out, nice blouse, let me unbutton it You're fuckin wit King Papi Chulo when knockin culo Pop your mulos out the socket tryin to ride with the sumo You know my rise is high, word I be drillin em Bitches be tryin to ride but the current be killin em Fillin em with the cash, my cheese premium unleaded Come get it, first wreck the ton, then let the Pun hit it Split it in half, watch the gas, baby take a bath

Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean
Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) Don't you think I'm so sexy I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) I love when you stare at me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) Sir Luscious got gator belts and patty melts and Monte Carlo's And El Dorado's I'm waking up out of my slumber feeling like Ralo So follow it's your time at the Apollo Minus the Kiki Shepard what about a ho in a leopard-print Teddy Pender-grass cooler than Freddie Jackson Sippin a milkshake in a snowstorm Left my throat warm in the dorm room at the AU We do hey you And might do some cake too But you must have me mistaken with them statements that you make Cause Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) Don't you think I'm so sexy I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so cl

Ebay
So like my best friend and her hubby are addicted to Ebay haha, they got super nintendo games for $15.00, my best friend also got a halter top zebra print bathing suit for $10.00 and a Jem and the Holograms coloring book.. EEK I'm going to see if they have anything good on there! Is anyone addicted to Ebay??? Let me know :)

Ebay (cont.)
Ok so I was looking through ebay to find Playboy Items, they got rare stuff I would like but kinda pricey. But heres an idea of what I was looking at and wanting. These shorts are only 15.00 plus 5.00 shipping, not bad. I have that same wallet, I paid 20.00 for mine well wait no I got it as a gift for xmas, but it was 20.00 at spencers and on ebay its only 15.00 then I'd love to get these glasses but they are pricey online

End Of The Road
End Of The Road (spoken) Girl you know we belong together I have no time for you to be playing With my heart like this Youll be mine forever baby, you just see (verse) We belong together And you that Im right Why do you play with my head, Hy do you play with my mind? Said wed be forever Said itd never die How could you love me and leave me And never say good-bye? Girl I cant sleep at night without holding you tight Girl, each time I try I just break down and cry Pain in my head oh Id rather be dead Spinnin around and around Chorus: Although weve come to the end of the road Still I cant let you go Its unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you Come to the end of the road Still I cant let you go Its unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you Girl, I know you really love me, You just dont realize Youve never been there before Its only your first time Maybe Ill forgive you, hmm Maybe youll try We should be happy together Forever, you a

Love Never Ends
LOVE NEVER ENDS……. You came into my life unexpectedly, and everything took a turn for the wonder. Your warm eyes, your smile, the sincere way you speak, and the kindness you showed me, all became a part of my life. As you unfolded yourself to me, I discovered more and more beauty my honey. I have never seen so much gentleness in one person. Without even knowing it, you were slowly making a place for yourself in my heart. It used to seem so hard at times to feel so close in a relationship. But it’s so easy to feel close to you. I can’t tell you how nice that feels. I realize now that I had never known what it meant to be loved until I was loved by you. Amongst the strokes of a wanton breeze, a voice I hear, sets my spirit ablaze. In lonely hours, in hopeless moments, when the thief of despair conjures me; I feel your touch, like soothing waves, It fills my soul and sets it free. The highest mountains, you took me to; In the skies I flew, like a maid

Confidence Quotes
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~Eleanor Roosevelt It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. ~Sally Field Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. ~Author Unknown Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie Which we ascribe to heaven. ~William Shakespeare, All's Well That Ends Well A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. ~David Brinkley It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not. ~Author Unknown We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies. ~Roderick Thorp, Rainbow Drive It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. ~W.C. Fields Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right. ~Henry Ford I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn't fall down. ~Al

Digital Dance
by latenitefantasy© you click your mouse and I am the melody with a keystroke I am your ivory piano you play me like an old blues tune as your words tease my computer screen I am the notes driving your mainframe stored on your harmonious hard drive I am your memory chip that keeps you alive so lets burn this cd and make our computers dance....

Happy Mother's Day
To all my friends & family!! A couple of people i really care about reminded me of a few things as they were sharing parts of their lives with me & made me think!! So i figured i would share some with you!! To all the mom's who raise their children alone without any help from Anyone!! Happy Mother's Day!! Sometimes you have had to be both the mom & dad!! Thank You!! To all the moms who are seperated from their children for one reason or another You need to know your children love you & always will!! The distance in miles does not stop love!! Happy Mothers Day!! To all the dads single by choice or not you have done your best and your children love you!! Happy Mother's Day!!! Some of the men that i know are both mom & dad!! Thank You for being who you are & the sacrafices you have made in one way or another!! To all the divorced parents Happy Mother's Day & Thank You all for being who you are to your children & for loving them!!!! Thank you for being both parents if & whe

Tell Me.
Tell Me. Tell me now what you feel Tell me never again Ti's a lie or Ti's a line Heart's torn in tow by that phrase never to know the it's truth words no just sound's Word's have power Word's have truth's and Lie's Sound's have no meaning Sounds are beautiful and chaotic Sounds are Lie's of truth's Tell me now or never Tell me once ore forever Are these word's or sound's Are they real words or sound's written Written sounds are false sound's Only the thought, the memory make them real So are they word's or sounds So do they hold Truth or Lie's Tell me now tell me never again What those word's you said? I love you and in love with you Are they Words or sounds Tell me; Now Tell me; Never again.

Guess People Are Sick Of The Sauce
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15482402/ Evangelical-GOP ties strained this election year Still far too soon to write off the powerful alliance The Associated Press updated 12:13 p.m. ET, Mon., Oct. 30, 2006 UNDATED - Of the many disturbing trends for Republicans this campaign season, one of the most troubling is the drop in support among white evangelicals. The number of conservative Christians with a favorable view of the party has plummeted from 74 percent to 54 percent between 2004 and this year, according to the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press. Evangelicals comprise more than one-third of GOP voters. But analysts say it's far too soon to write off the powerful Republican-evangelical alliance that helped the party dominate in the 2004 election. No alternative Conservative Christians have been here before - disappointed that Republicans they helped elect failed to enact the evangelical agenda - yet they have consistently returned to the GOP. Even as the

Jealousy
Jealousy... I'm sure you've seen How it takes the "sweet" and makes them "mean." Take me for example... you'll never see An woman any nicer than me. But once those ladies come around And look my man up and down... What happens next is a big surprise: You'll see little daggers in my eyes. And while they think me sweet and wise, I'm quietly planning their demise. We mention families and talk about roots, While I secretly measure for concrete boots. Decorating! Which of you has the flair? Have you tried out my comfy electric chair? Over there on the left... one of them winks. Some "sleeping powder" falls into her drink. Who's that over there standing by his side? She looks like she might want to take a ride. Her car really looks like it can Zoom... When she turns the key, though... one loud "BOOM" I'm glad this is all just in my head. I really wouldn't wish anyone dead. I'll stay as sweet as I can be... Jealousy won't get the best of me.

Fbi -job Opening!!.... Lmao
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went

8 Seconds Of Hell
by Bette Wolf Duncan Widow maker.... bone breaker.... bucking bull, BODACIOUS! It took a cowboy that was bold, daring and audacious to cowboy-up and let 'im buck- and ride the vile BODACIOUS; or even just to mount his deck- sagacious, guile BODACIOUS. BODACIOUS! Just his name alone decalcified the spine; quelled the beating of the heart and turned the blood to brine. Malicious old BODACIOUS- he was like a rabid beast. With every man that rode him, his rabid strength increased. Vicious old BODACIOUS. He'd shoot up through the air; and with dastardly maneuvers fling the cowboys God knows where. The impact of his punishment made gory shreds of men; and very few the cowboys were who'd ride the bull again. 8 seconds- an eternity for those that dared to ride him; and few the men who made it though many cowboys tried him. BODACIOUS....mean, demented; the cowboys knew him well. They said that Satan sired him; and reared him down in hell. His feints

I Am Woman Hear Me Roar...lol
You Are A Woman! Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood. You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out. You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat. This makes you the perfect girlfriend... or even wife! Are You A Girl Or a Woman?

Taking A Stand
I'm staring in the mirror, not recognizing who's staring back. Wishing I could go back, to the innocense of my past. Back to the days of yesterday, where my heart believed in your love. Back to when your promises, weren't stabs into my back. I grab onto the mirror, and let it come down with a crash. Because I will finally take a stand, to show my future is not to chance. Back to the confidence, that was bound to come back. The independance that I handed out, has come back to join my dance. So now I'll show this hectic world, my life is no longer yours. My heart has finally let go, of all the hurt from out past *short but I hope it makes a point

An Ephesian Story
“And it came to pass, that, while Apollos was at Corinth, Paul having passed through the upper coasts came to Ephesus: and finding certain disciples, He said unto them, Have ye received the Holy Ghost since ye believed?” Chapter nineteen of the book of Acts picks up with Paul arriving at Ephesus, the most important city of the Roman province of Asia, while Apollos, once of Alexandria and introduced to the Holy Ghost while in Ephesus, was preaching the Word of God in Corinth, the capital city of Achaia which Paul had recently visited on his previous (second) missionary journey. Paul’s question to the Ephesian believers (who the New Testament letter of Ephesians is later written to along with the first letter in Revelation), a step beyond John [the Baptist]’s baptism, is better translated, “Did you receive the Holy Spirit when you believed?” The Ephesians’ ignorance of the Holy Ghost isn’t because they’re ignorant; they’re likely part of the crowd Apollos witnessed to before Aquila an

Bleh
So, I haven't been paying a whole lot of attention to fubar lately. Nor have I been paying much attention to the world of the interwebz. I'm actually kind of sick of it. Especially sick of the same stupid shit. Contests, lounge invites, the online world of drama which I make sure to avoid like the plague : ) I find quite a bit of it rather fucking stupid. I've just been taking things easy... going to work, hanging out with my friends. This coming weekend I'll be putting some spiffy new black rims on my car, taking out the EGR, and bolting down a couple loose connectors on my starter. Next Thursday, I'm going to Vegas. Yes, Vegas. I need the fuck out of Montgomery. So it'll be a nice little vacation. I HATE alabama. This is the worst state in the country. I shit you not. Don't EVER move here.

Insane
ok . its not easy liveing with your relatives and its even worse when your the elder and its your disrespectfull niece you are unfortanantly staying with and you are the one who helped her get the place by giveing her all the money you had saved upi to get you a place so she would have the down payment to buy the house of hell you know stay at ..but no she isnt greatfull she is pissed becouse she has to pay you back and gets realy super pissed when you ask for it so you can go out and get you a place its insane for people to react this way when someone hel;ps you out i know i would appreatiate someone helping me like that but sorst of all she is driveing me insane her kids are sweet one day and pure hell the next lol as are all kids i love them to death but they dont make them listen and im left to watch them all the time becouse they say i dont do anything anyway ...well duhhhh i cant if im there with them all the time omg i feel like shit ranten like this i love them all but you cnt

True Friend
¢ÀIRISH-LASSY¢ÀWIFE TO¢À IRISHMAN¢À@ fubar Irish Lassy does everything to help others and never asks for anything in return. She is constantly making skins and rating and commenting. So lets all give back to her what she has given us, lets show her some love. Rate, Add, Fan her. Rate all her pics and stash. She deserves it!!!

Rough Week Yes.... Indeed
So my week started out alright, Went to work came home rinse and repeat.Next thing I know I've put in my 40 hours in basically 2 1/2 days, My car is having its own issues and if I see one more earwig or spider-cricket I think I'm going to lose it. Well I decided to go fishing because hey I do that sometimes just to get away and relax. I go down to my friends pond and proceed to drag the boat to the water. I get all of my gear loaded and next thing I know an extremely pissed off water moccasin rolls up and says "fuck you" and bites me yeah.. good times. So I grab the snake still having its fangs in me (caught on my shoe) and break its neck. Inhumane maybe. Hey I love snakes nothing against them. My friend comes down from the house and sees me kinda hunched over grabs the car and takes me to the hospital with the dead snake. Apparently I was lucky, the snake barely scratched the tip of my skin with one fang. still delivering some venom but not nearly what it could have been. So after som

New Sites Make It Easier To Spy On Your Friends
By VAUHINI VARA May 13, 2008; Page D1 If you are still relying on Google to snoop on your friends, you are behind the curve. Armed with new and established Web sites, people are uncovering surprising details about colleagues, lovers and strangers that often don't turn up in a simple Internet search. Though none of these sites can reveal anything that isn't already available publicly, they can make it much easier to find. And most of them are free. Zaba Inc.'s ZabaSearch.com turns up public records such as criminal history and birthdates. Spock Networks Inc.'s Spock.com and Wink Technologies Inc.'s Wink.com are "people-search engines" that specialize in digging up personal pages, such as social-networking profiles, buried deep in the Web. Spokeo.com is a search site operated by Spokeo Inc., a startup that lets users see what their friends are doing on other Web sites. Zillow Inc.'s Zillow.com estimates the value of people's homes, while the Huffington Post's Fundrace feature t

Off Topic Blog
This section I am dedicating to anything that hasn't been covered by the other sections, therefore something a little more light hearted. Still I'm interested in philosophical debate mostly. And I'm interested in getting back at a fellow who believes that because a man's actions and words do not correspond that he is in general error, or that that makes language itself flawed. Rarely could I imagine any language with the rigidity of mathematics. Alright, see there I go again. So that's what Zephyrs is about. It's edies in the wind, more just little musings, and things to talk about that are not really important. For instance this morning I have only a large wide open cup to put coffee in instead of my usual travel style mug, which I prefer since it's harder to spill coffee near the laptop.

True Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

Under A Wings Of His Goddess
YOUR MY BABY and I LOVE YOU “Under the wings of his Goddess, he has found a place that is neither Agony nor Ecstasy; neither Heaven nor Hell; but rather a place that is all; a place that is more; a place that is his and Hers alone; a place known as… TRUST.” It was the beginning of what would become a very wet summer for the Northeast region of the country… a very wet summer in more ways than imagined. It was their beginning - That night in mid June was the introduction of their unique combination of sexual awakening into the world of domination. After the cursory period of foreplay and what they later termed as “stagnant sex”, they took turns in revealing to each other deeply buried versions of erotic fantasies they each thought would never be brought to the surface of their lips – let alone imagining any of the eroticisms ever coming to pass. It was the beginning of libidos quenched and fantasies realized, and it was the first cornerstone in the building of their special, private

Arkansas Dumb Laws
• A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. • A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. • A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot. • Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. • An Arkansas legislator not long ago proposed that the state provide growth hormones to dwarfs. • Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw" • At Arkansas State University two people cannot hold hands while standing in a doorway unless they belong to a union. • Fayetteville: It is illegal to kill "any living creature". • Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. • In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs. • It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas in that state. • Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.; Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term; It is unlawful to walk o

D.c.
• A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive. • In Washington D.C. it is illegal to post a notice in public which calls another person a 'coward' for refusing to accept a challenge to duel. • It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in the District of Columbia. • The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. • The U.S. government says it's a crime to give false weather reports.

Massachusetts
• A Boston mayor who disliked dancing and liked to retire early once banned midnight dancing in the Hub City. • A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. • Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal. • Alcoholic drink specials are illegal. • All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. • An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. • At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches. • Boston: It is illegal to play the fiddle. Two people may not kiss in front of a church. No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city. No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears. Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except o Sundays. It is illegal to eat peanuts in church. An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday. Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that