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Blonde - Work
Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work? A: In case she had to draw blood! There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left. The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!" Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Artsy Shizzy Blah
**NOTE**some of this shit is REALLY old. Drawings/Paintings Photography Photomanipulations/Computer Graphics
Which Is Your Sin?
You scored as Pride. Pride38%Gluttony31%Sloth19%Wrath13%Envy13%Lust13%Greed0%Seven deadly sinscreated with
Which Simpson Are You?
You scored as lisa. lisa67%santa's little helper50%homer33%snowball233%marge33%abe0%maggie0%bart0%who are you from the simpsons family?created with
Lust & Love = Tara & Sam
There was a woman named Tara and a man named Sam. They were two, very diffrent people, one a artist and one a lawyer,they lived two very diffrent lives.Tara was a tall, thin, blonde, who loved to relax, and Sam was a Tall dark handsome man who was always way too uptight. They crossed paths in the shopping mall of their town of Spring Falls. They were both there Christmas shopping, when she bumped into him coming out of the bathroom, "Oh", she said. "Excuse Me", as she blushed, she wondered, "wow, Is he married?" As she looked for a wedding that could tell her, he spoke to her." My names Sam, i'm a lawyer here in town , sure am sorry to plow into you like that." She noticed the sound of his voice stirred a feeling inside her, deep inside her. "It's fine, my name is Tara, I am a artist,well trying to be,someday." she cursed herself for sounding so stupid, "say something "she told herself. "Keep him here, this could be you're last chance"Love hadn't treated her so well lately. "Um, we
Happy Veterans Day
Reposting this one!! Let me start off by saying I have the utmost respect for all our men and women in the miltary..they sacrifice thier lives for our freedom. They give up so much. I wanted to thank my baby DJ for fighting for freedom in Operation Desert Storm. He served 8 years in the Army. I truly respect him for doing that. Anyhow people are so quick to say that our military is there becuase they are forced or the recruiter lied to them. Our men and women choose to serve, some not for all the right reasons but they are there becuase they believe in america. Respect that!!! Thanks to all who have served and those who are serving... Thanks to: Uncle Larry--Airforce /Vietnam Uncle David--Army/Vietnam/Tunnel Rat /Purple Heart Uncle Danny-- Army/Vietnam My Father--Korea My Baby Dewayne..Operation Desert Storm I made DJ a video..he will kill me for later. Anyhow here it is! Thank you Baby!!
Eagle-eye Cherry - Save Tonight
go on and close the curtains 'cause all we need is candlelight you and me ... and the bottle of wine and hold you tonight [ ohh ] well we know i'm going away and how i wish - i wish it weren't so so take this wine and drink with me let's delay our misery save tonight and fight the break of dawn come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone save tonight and fight the break of dawn come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone there's a log on the fire and it burns like me for you tomorrow comes with one desire to take me away [ ohh it's true ] it ain't easy to say good bye darling please - don't start to cry 'cause girl you know i've got to go [ohh ] and Lord i wish it wasn't so save tonight and fight the break of dawn come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone save tonight and fight the break of dawn come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone tomorrow comes to take me away i wish that i - that i could stay but girl you know i've got to go [ohh ] and Lord i wish wasn't so
Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion. A man and a woman One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one. We've been together before In other lifetimes We've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed. We've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be. So when our time on earth Once again comes to a close Have no worries my dear For we will find each other again And again And again. For our love is ageless Eternal A love for all time.

If a kiss was a raindrop... I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second... I'd send you hours. If smiles were water... I'd send you the sea. If friendship was a person... I'd send you me. If you dont send this to at lest 10 will be left with no friends because they won't know that you appreciate them. This poem shows lots of send this to all of your
Sex Or Oral?
which one do u ladies enjoy more?
Been There.. But I Still Need Help Up..
its the exspereance that makes you who you are. the love goes around even when you cant feel it its surrounding you no one knows what your going though your heart will hurt and love will be no help scars will appear and youll turn into who you are dont look down upon the ground it will only let you sitt upon it when you have fallen down look up at the stars for those are the ones who will help you back up when you have came crashing down others will beat you up while i will be here for you handing you my broken hand for i too have come tumbuling down those who cant get up just need alittle help from the ones who have been helped up before and now i am here for you only one thing i ask.. BE HERE FOR ME!!
Not My Best
I sit here alone in the dark Wishing for her and the spark I wait for her and long to see If we share perfect chemistry To hold and look deep in her eyes To share the wonder and surprise At two who feel loves bond grow And deep in our hearts it does show For none can guess the mind of god To try is an effort to be found odd Destiny calls and we must be Together till end of eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Is it getting better? Or do you feel the same? Will it make it easier on you now? You got someone to blame You say One love One life When it's one need In the night One love We get to share it Leaves you baby if you Don't care for it Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you never had love And you want me to go without Well it's Too late Tonight To drag the past out into the light We're one, but we're not the same We get to Carry each other Carry each other One Have you come here for forgiveness? Have you come to raise the dead? Have you come here to play Jesus? To the lepers in your head Did I ask too much? More than a lot. You gave me nothing, Now it's all I got We're one But we're not the same Well we Hurt each other Then we do it again You say Love is a temple Love a higher law Love is a temple Love the higher law You ask me to enter But then you make me crawl And I can't be holding on To what
The Beatles - With A Little Help From My Friends
What would you think if I sang out of tune, Would you stand up and walk out on me. Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, And I'll try not to sing out of key. Oh I get by with a little help from my friends, Ummm I get high with a little help from my friends, Ummm Going to try with a little help from my friends. What do I do when my love is away. (Does it worry you to be alone) How do I feel by the end of the day (Are you sad because you're on your own) No, I get by with a little help from my friends, Ummm I get high with a little help from my friends, Ummm Going to try with a little help from my friends Do you need anybody? I need somebody to love. Could it be anybody? I want somebody to love. Would you believe in a love at first sight, Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time. What do you see when you turn out the light, I can't tell you, but I know it's mine. Oh I get by with a little help from my friends, Ummm I get high with a little help from
13 Things Pms Stands For:
13 Things PMS Stands For: 1 Pass My Shotgun 2 Psychotic Mood Shift 3 Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5 People Make me Sick 6 Provide Me with Sweets 7 Pardon My Sobbing 8 Pimples May Surface 9 Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! ...Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
Halloween Carnival
Halloween Carnival by Sateema Lunasi © by Sateema Lunasi (AKA Maralily, AKA, Lily St. Claire) * * * * * Drunk, mascara smearing a dark streak of 'Vampiress Black' down two puffy cheeks, jeans dirty from three days wear, barefoot, one purple bruised eye. I was 23. New York faded away. Joey had hit me for the last time. At least that is what I told myself. I might have gone back to him if he bought me cheap roses. I drove the Mustang 6.0 (Joey would report it stolen) with the abandon of a fifteen year old on a fearless joyride. I got to Memphis before I ditched the Mustang and used a stolen credit card (this too, Joey would miss) to buy a 1977 Chevy clunker that was the color of moldy bread. I named the car "Loaf." I bought a car, but I didn't bother buying shoes. The salesman wasn't the kind of man who cared about shoes, shirts or service. I hugged my shaggy designer coat to my body and drove. It was that night that I had decided to drive to Nevada. New York had stuck me wi
Halloween At Blair Bluffs
Halloween at Blair Bluffs by Bard © Halloween has always been a festive time for the residents of Blair Bluff Estates. It was one of the few times that the entire addition participated in the events. Kids could go door to door trick or treating, and the adults gathered at someone's house for a large block party. A few years back, the high school and college students started having a party of their own. Usually it involved some form of cloak and dagger type adventures to add to the fun. This year, Brenda, a senior in college, set the theme: Vampires vs. Vampire Hunters. This meant that either you went costumed as a vampire, or you wore your own costume and were a hunter. The residents thought it was a great theme, rules were set, and sides were divided. Sonya had decided on a costume way back over the summer, so in keeping with the theme, had chosen to be a hunter. She was a junior at the same college as Brenda, but kept her distance. Brenda was a cheerleader, and a sorority memb
Song Of The Day Alien Ant Farm - Movies
At slow speed we all seem focused In motion we seem wrong In summer we can taste the rain Chorus: I want you to be free Don’t worry about me And just like the movies We play out our last scene Two can play this game We both want power In winter we can taste the pain In our short years, we come long way To treat it bad and throw away IN OUR SHORT YEARS WE COME LONG WAY TO TREAT IT BAD AND THROW AWAY Chorus You wont cry, I wont scream In our short years we come long way To treat it bad and throw away And if we make a little space A science fiction showcase In our short film, a love disgrace Dream a scene to brighten face In our short years we come long way To treat it bad, just to throw it away Chorus You wont cry, I wont scream
Writing Part 3
Wanting more she begins to tug at her panties trying to rip them off. The little pink string on the side starts to tear from her force. She is trying to break it to feel his mouth on her pink skin. She rips them off and throws them onto the floor. Letting her hot wet pussy feel the coolness of the air. When he lowers he blows cool hair down her chest and works his way to her inner thighs. When he gets there he licks her right inner thigh and when he does this it makes her squirm and begs for him to taste her. He kisses and nibbles on her thighs making her move a little more. Moving his tongue slowly up her thighs, he rasies up slowly blowing a little air on her moistness. Making her raise her hips trying to get contact with his soft lips. He gently pulls away so there isnt contact yet. Then looking at her with his sexual eyes he licks from the bottom all the way to the top. Tasting every bit of her sweet pussy in his mouth and enjoying every secdond of it. As he is making her
Every Vista Pc To Get A Domain Name
Want to be able to access your machine anytime, anywhere? Can’t be bothered purchasing a domain name and configuring Dynamic DNS? Microsoft has a solution: the "Windows Internet Computer Name" -- a unique domain name for your computer. There is one small catch though: you have to be using the next-generation networking protocol IPv6 which, although thoroughly integrated into Windows Vista, isn't supported by most home routers yet. The Windows Internet Computer Name is an advancement on the Peer Name Resolution Protocol (PNRP), which is a name registration and resolution protocol initially developed for Windows XP. Unlike traditional DNS, where domain name servers are used essentially to store a list of domain names and their corresponding numeric IP addresses, PNRP does all the domain name resolution peer-to-peer. Put another way, users of Windows Vista provide PNRP domain name resolution services for other Windows Vista users. If you are still tryi
How The Windows Vista Packaging Will Open...
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New Picture Ideas
I'll be doing some new photo's over the weekend. I'm always after suggestions as to what you ladies like to see. If you have any theme's in mind or specific requests, then please let me know. You can reply by commenting on my Blog entry (I think) or you can leave me a message, or email me direct (at I might also be on cam this weekend, so if you want to connect then you need to be in my messenger friends list. If you've not added me already then my messenger id is: Look forward to hearing from you soon. Joe
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Wiith What Attitude Do You Enter A Worship Service?
Wiith what attitude do you enter a worship service? "Enter his gates with thanksgiving: go into his courts with praise. Give thanks to him and bless his name. For the Lord is good. His unfailing love continues forever, and his faithfulness continues to each generation. Psalm 100:4-5 NLT If thou wouldst thus leave thy heart with God on Saturday nith, thou shouldst fint it with him in the Lord's day morning. Puritan preacher Geroge Swinnock " Giving thanks for God's goodness "Imagine yourself entering the gates at the entrance to the temple alongside a throng of people gathering to praise the Lord. As you near the courts of the temple, you are swept up in the words of this prayer uttered by all those around you: "Enter his gates with thanksgiving…" This prayer functioned as a call to worship for people entering the temple. It helped the people to focus their thoughts on God and his good gifts to them. It set a tone of thankfulness for the worship service that wo
Sippery, Yo.
Sometimes I am all slippery. I have no idea why.
Blindfolded And Offered To Lust
Because of my blindfold, I cannot see them, I do not even know who they are and will never know. I just can feel them rustling slowly around me. How many are they? How many men? Are there any women? They do not speak; I just can sense their presence when they hide from time to time as the faint light filters through my blindfold. I feel hot, so hot and offered to their lust, to their sexual desires, ready to surrender, ready to give them my whole body, ready to let them touch me, ready to… I know that soon their hands will strip me, will bare me naked, that I will be fully naked in front of them except my blindfold. I crave that moment; I crave their hands touching my skin, their mouths kissing my breasts, their tongues licking… I imagine their hands caressing my silky secret places, their mouths sucking on my aching nipples, their teeth biting me tenderly… I crave their hands, I crave their mouths and I crave their teeth. I know I am safe, I know that they will not do anything
Thoughts Of Her
Thoughts of her Me and a friend wrote a song awhile back about about love and never being able to be with your love. All my life somethings been missing. It took me years to know just what, And even then more the meet that girl. I know her now and love her still Born to love her. Made to protect her. Born to love her. Left to forget her. Even when surrounded I was always alone, But I'm not alone when I'm with her, Not once in my life around her. Amy happiness, she sleeps beside me. Born to love her. Made to protect her. Born to love her. Left to forget her. Born to love her. Made to protect her. Born to love her. Left to forget her. Thoughts of her were always comfort, Even long before I ever knew her. Revealed herself to me that night, Myself never looking except at her soul, That's when I knew who whe would be to me. Born to love her. Made to protect her. Born to love her. Left to forget her. I've always
This Months Podcast: Dub-torture War Edition!
ok we're gonna start right over with this and tell it from the start. First Super Wet Girl was gonna grace this months podcast than the bitches here made her go. Than her friend Trixy was gonna jump on than baby jesus got rid of her! than miss sherrie was gonna hop on and grace the torture chamba studios with her voice but than ya'll made her crack and now she's posting nudies for all the fags who can't keep it in their pants. than superchar was gonna go on but she didn't know what to do which is cool. she's still cool. but bottomline is: this edition is a FUCK C.T EDITION! HEATWAVE SHIT HERE YA'LL! World Premare songs from: Halusin-8 From Ill-Vision Records and Mortality. Listen now!
What Type Of Dragon Are You?
Which Dragon resides in your soul? (cool pictures!) You are a white dragon, pure and noble, you would help humans if they desprately need you. You are kind and wise with a heart of gold.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Bye Grandpa
Okay so last Sunday...My grandpa died. It was really weird. The family decided to stop the life support cause we knew he'd hate to live that way. BUT, we all kinda stood in the room with him and basically watched him die. I watched his heart rate go from the 90s to nothing. I still can't fucking cry. I have figured it out though, i get angry and pissed off, ye;;ing, screaming, and fighting instead of crying. Just an odd feeling to be standing there, watching my grandpa die and everyone else around me is crying and my eyes aren't even watery. I know this is completely not true but I can't help but wonder if somehow someway, because I made it through my accident when i SO should not have, that that's why my grandpa wasn't able to make it through all his stuff this hospital visit. My mom said it best, it's going to be weird not to be able to pick up the phone and just call him and say "Yay, the cardinals won" or say anything else. I'm going to miss hearing his scratchy, co
Windows Live Mail Desktop Beta Build 8.0.1172
A program that lets you get e-mail from multiple accounts in one place. What it gives you: • Speedy access to multiple e-mail accounts in one place (even AOL and Gmail) • The power of desktop software with the flexibility of Web-based e-mail • A way to get your newsgroups and RSS feeds as easily as you get e-mail • The ability to compose, delete, and organize e-mail even when you're offline • A massive 2 GB* of online inbox storage • Address AutoComplete and other handy features to let you speed through your e-mail like never before • The power to instantly add an MSN® Spaces blog entry about any message • Keep in touch with your MSN® Messenger contacts right from inside the program Easy creation and editing of photo e-mails * 2 GB = 2,000,000,000 bytes Changelog: - Account/Mail Migration We’ve made a number of bug fixes in this area, but we’ve also added support for some scenarios which weren’t covered in previous builds. Now when you install WLMd for the f
Sat Nite Bday Bash - D:fuse Does Dallas
"caught A Lite Sneeze" - Tori Amos
caught a lite sneeze caught a lite breeze caught a lightweight lightningseed boys on my left side boys on my right side boys in the middle and you're not here i need a big loan from the girl zone building tumbling down didn't know our love was so small couldn't stand at all mr. st. john just bring your son the spire is hot and my cells can't feed and you still got that belle dragging your foots i'm hiding it well sister ernestine but i still got that belle dragging my foots right on time you get closer and closer called my name but there's no way in use that fame rent your wife and kids today maybe she will maybe she will caught a lite sneeze dreamed a little dream made my own pretty hate machine boys on my left side boys on my right side boys in the middle and you're not here boys in their dresses and you're not here i need a big loan from the girl zone Tori Amos - Caught A Little SneezeMusic Code provided by YouCodes
My Love
My Love My love is like an ocean It goes down so deep My love is like a rose Whose beauty you want to keep. My love is like a river That will never end My love is like a dove With a beautiful message to send. My love is like a song That goes on and on forever My love is like a prisoner It's to you that I surrender
The Sunday Rush
November 17, 2006 The Sunday Rush Psalm 100:1-5 For many believers, Sunday morning goes something like this: Beat the alarm clock into submission because Saturday’s late-night fun wasn’t compatible with Sunday’s early morning responsibilities. Oversleep. Jump out of bed and hit the shower. Yell upstairs to make sure the kids are awake. Run through the house, simultaneously dressing children, letting the pets out, eating a bowl of cereal, and making lunch plans with in-laws. Herd the family into the car. Argue with the spouse about being late to the service. Screech into the church parking lot. Run through the front doors of the sanctuary. Plop down in a pew. Elbow the spouse, who made another crack about being late. Open a hymnal. Sing some songs. Hear a sermon. Leave church to meet the in-laws at the restaurant. Go home and take a nap. Sound familiar? There’s obviously something wrong with this all-too-common Sunday scenario: Where’s the wo
Setting An Example
Setting an example "In everything you do, stay away from complaining or arguing, so that no one can speak a word of blame against you. You are to live clean, innocent lives as children of God in a dark world full of crooked and perverse people. Let your lives shine brightly before them. Philippians 2:14-15 NLT " Domestic Publicity "William Wilberforce is remembered as the parliamentarian most responsible for ending the British slave trade. But to the people of his own generation, he was the man who changed the way the British viewed their role as parents. Wilberforce did not marry until he was nearly 40. But as Kevin Belmonte notes in Hero for Humanity, once Wilberforce became a husband and the father of six children, he took up his new responsibilities with relish. It was not unusual, notes Belmonte, for him to excuse himself "from important deliberations with fellow MPs to go out on the lawn and have a race with the children." Belmonte says it was through
A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, "fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!" The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
God Knows The Answers
If any of you needs wisdom, you should ask God for it. James 1: 5 Thomas came with doubts.Did Christ turn him away? Moses had his reservations.Did God tell him to go home? Job had his struggles.Did God avoid him? Paul had his hard times.Did God abandon him? No.God never turns away the sincere heart. Tough questions don't stump God.He invites our probing. Mark it down.God never turn away the honest seeker.Go to God with your questions.You may not find all the answers, but in finding God,you know the One who does. WALKING WITH THE SAVIOR
Why I Like The Robins
the distance outside of you comes into focus, collapses away loving me and hands to the glass and eyes to sky and glued to the south she waits to see she's looking for birds she met last fall, who said they would come back different than all she's waiting for six who know about sound, who'd promised to come back upside down and i like your raindrop collector, splash in my eyes and makes everything else look like you so hand me the glasses and teach me to use them, show me the window, i want to look too i'll take the glasses and cover for you, you get some sleep and i'll stay 'till two. i'm looking for six who know about sound, who promised to come back upside down she's got colors to spare and i don't care what they choose and i've got nothing to do and nothing like you left to lose HUM
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way JOHNNY CASH
Chad Vader?? Lmfao
The Value Of A Broken Heart
The value is such as it is seen Nothing known when one is green For only the pain can let us know The cost of love that to show A heart that breaks for lack there of Missing the gift from heaven above For nothing does part but love lost The loss is such beyond all cost Only the soul that aches so true Can appreciate a love found new One who knows it may pass away Will cherish the gift each and every day A fragile thing love will always be Something beyond all who can see Dreams may come true not once but twice A miracle when the heart turns to ice Cold and unforgiving what hate did destroy Lost in the pains forgotten all joy What may revive a heart turned to stone When love has fled and left one alone Only another that sparks forth the fire And is held with true deepest desire Longed for and cared for as no other before With love that lost and was no more The value is known through broken heart For only such love is never to part By R. Thomas Dinsmore
This Girl 2
shes mine all mine she said yes hahaha this vamp has now gone insane with joy mwhahahaha
Just For Fun!!
Sitting here in class wondering where my life is heading.... - Will I finish school? - Do i want to continue getting my associates in medical assistance? - What is out there for me? - When will my MR. WONDERFUL come get me? I know.. i sound pretty demanding, but i just wanna know.. :-) I am very unpredictable at times.. However, I know what i want and I know what road i am trying to follow. I want life to speed up so I can forsee where I will be and who will be with me. When someone wants to share their really cool time machine (in whatever form it come in) and will take me to the future ( only a couple years ahead) and bring me back... PLEASE GET A HOLD OF ME AND LET ME KNOW!!! *roflmao*
Cruel Law
Cruel Law The law is ment to protect the people from the people, but it has some flaws, a lot of innocent die in prision, while the true criminal roams free, I think that is wrong, but I beleive that GOD will guide them, like he will guide us. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum
well took car for its mot 2day expecting it to be fine, well guess not... need a whole new exhaust system and 2 coil springs... thats like £200 plus labour (ex VAT) im seriously fucked, i need my car for college and work but cant get £400 (everything included) by monday, not a hope in hell, so yeah my day fucking stinks!
How Evil Are You
You Are 66% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Off To Work
Just Let It Be
Heh, this is going to end up just me wallowing in self pity. But I wanted to say it somewhere. This Thanksgiving marks the first Thanksgiving I have had off in 8 years. Last year didn't count because I was going home for a funeral, not the holiday. How the fuck is it that I can't even be at a friend's place for the holiday? Most the other guys at work are driving home or somewhere for the 4 day weekend. I'm stuck here in town. Keep trying to call up my maybe gf. See if maybe I can go that way. But lately she's been too busy, or tired. Yeah....right. Maybe she is being honest with me. I won't drop her yet, but I have my doubts. My plan to fix this: Tonight I am drinking as much as I can. The Jager is out, I have a full case of Red Bull. The Jameson is on hand, as well as the rum. Maybe if I drink enough, I will sleep all through this fucking weekend, and not ever have to worry about it. Damn, I wish I had duty. I'd rather be at work than doing nothing the fuck at
~~~rudolph The Red~~~~~~~~
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Check Me Out
Whats is up everyone I am new to this CHERRY TAP so people let me know what you think about it also show me some love hit me.I just moved to CT so I am bored and lost so if your up here hit me up and let me know what theie is to do and where the partys are
New A Gf
some kansas single female out there. you should check me out. yeah.
Love With Nel
You thrown my heart away It’s over you say It had a pulse Was, your love false? This love, we had is dead. I wish, I was Instead. I don’t know who to call, Oh!, Why’d I fall. I’m in hell, I’m in love with Nel.
I've Forgotten What It's Like To Sing
Why can't all boys be like you? When they have a problem, they admit it? However, I did have a rocky thing going on there with you for a second, but you told me.. You came to me because you knew I wouldn't judge you, and I didn't.. So, why can't I have someone like you? Why does HE have to be such a jerk? I love you, and I'm calling you tomorrow because I'm worried about you, and I hope you feel ten times better than you did tonight... We're both in the same boat. I listened to my sister and mother argue about me the whole way home. It's not a pleasant feeling or for that matter, a pleasant hearing. Your daughter is wretched. She doesn't deserve shit. She doesn't do anything. She has NO respect for you. How dare you. You let her do whatever she wants. Especially talking to 20 fucking 7 year-olds. Be the fucking parent, mother. You have no room to talk. She's a teenager. So she can fail her classes? and get rewarded for shit? BULLSHIT. MOTHER. You aren't perfect
Is It You
I'm looking for a lover Unlike any other With a wild imagination Leaving me in complete fascination It must go beyond simple attraction There must be passion and satisfaction I'll need your complete attention And your body not to mention Hard and strong with no resistance Spontaneity and persistence You must be free and have no shame Do what I say without disdain Enter me where all is darkly new Dedication is all that I ask of you
I Am Claire
Ms. Claire Huxtable To be exact The characteristics of my womanhood Are what all men adore With me you don’t have to lift a finger And you can bet I even open my car door The exoticness of my eyes Allows you to always sit and ponder My inner thoughts and desires And all the emotions I constantly keep down under In public I am a diva to most An aura of a hardworking, Self-sufficient and selfless woman Is what most see me to possess I never act any differently This is just the naturalness of my presence If a suit is what I wear I do it with effervescence Those four inch heels To me are never a challenge With corporate America I play a leading role I position myself for the game That will unfortunately never grow old Yes a versatile woman am I For everything I do in life I do with pride Whether I negotiate that deal Or open my potential doors as wide As the eye can see it’s true That my only potential for success is to believe Regardless of the choices I ma
The Farmer
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his member. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day, now..... “
4 Somone
I have only talked to you a couple of times but have found my slef woundering if it could ever be anything...I sit and think about you daily and lay awake somtimes at night woundering if u like me or wounder if you like me....The stuff we say and the stuff we do I would think you would like me to or feel somthing...But all Iam saying is I like you i guess I like you alot!This is to Some one that I really like...not saying I love them but I really like them!I wish you would just like me back just a little if you dont..I dont wanna give you my heart because Iam scared what you will do with it but iam starting to and am scared your going to brake it....But I have found myself giving you a little of my heart day by day.. ~to~somone and I think they know who they r from~carlas babygirl aka Mandy~
Juss Somthing I Like And 4 Some One
Somthing Else 4 Somone
I wish you were here with me ...I wish you wouldnt play with my heart but I cant help but not to play along even tho I know its going to end up shattered...More then words can say....I wish you would mean what you say and not play with my heart...Deep down I know its all a game but right now Iam going along with it because I lie to myself and say you care and mean every word of it but I really know you dont...Do you think you could like me a little?Do you think you could not play games with my heart and really mean it? I know this sounds stupid but I like you I like you alot! ~Mandy~
Gospel Of The Witches Chapt. 4
Invocation to the Holy-Stone[1] I have found A holy-stone upon the ground. O Fate! I thank thee for the happy find, Also the spirit who upon this road Hath given it to me; And may it prove to be for my true good And my good fortune! I rise in the morning by the earliest dawn, And I go forth to walk through (pleasant) vales, All in the mountains or the meadows fair, Seeking for luck while onward still I roam, Seeking for rue and vervain scented sweet, Because they bring good fortune unto all. I keep them safely guarded in my bosom, That none may know it-'tis a secret thing, And sacred too, and thus I speak the spell: "O vervain! ever be a benefit, And may thy blessing be upon the witch Or on the fairy who did give thee to me!" It was Diana who did come to me, All in the night in a dream, and said to me: "If thou would'st keep all evil folk afar, Then ever keep the vervain and the rue Safely beside thee!" [1. Properly, the stone with a hole in it. But such a stone is call
Aww Also 2 Someone
I was wrong about you...I didnt think you cared or even so much as liked me a little but u proved me wrong..Iam glad you did prove me wrong....Its been awhile sceance I let some one in and I dont know why but you were very ease to let in....All Iam asking is please be careful with my heart...I really like you and cant get you off my mind tonight I will lay awake and think of you and to think of all people ur gonna be on my mind...But it doesnt matter..When I talk to you i can be in the wrose mood and you bring a smile to my face!Thank you 4 caring ty for at least liking me...cause I really like you to! &Love&, ~Mandy~
A Love Song
Stress Reduction Lol
Are U A Big Movie Goer?
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 38% You're a very typical movie goer. You like movies, but you are by no means a movie buff. You've seen many of the biggest blockbusters, but you haven't really started digging in to the classics. Are You a Movie Buff?
Whats Your Emoticon?
Your Emoticon Is Laughing You've got a wicked sense of humor. You're everyone's favorite IM buddy... at least today! What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now?
My Eyes
Your Eyes Should Be Blue Your eyes reflect: Innocence and sweetness What's hidden behind your eyes: A calculating mind What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Borat On Letterman
Letter To Santa
Dear Santa, Here it is another year and i find myself writing to you this little wish list of what i would love to receive for Christmas, not in any particular order: 1. Yummy leather boots on the feet of Him for me to curl up under in front of a warm fire. 2. His large expansive hands skilled at warming my tushy with a spanking, flogging, whipping, paddling, canning, or any other form of impact play He might get in the mood for. 3. His loving, kind, patient, understanding, playful, protective, and of course sadistic personality. 4. His broad chest and strong arms for me to curl up into and feel safe and loved. 5. His smile, the twinkle in his deep soul piercing eyes, happiness, and pride He feels when i have pleased Him and served Him well. 6. His captivating and intelligent mind that will enjoy and appreciate my desire to serve, have countless conversations, be mischievous, experience life, and do all this and so much more as His. 7. His heart to care for and value my devo
The Dawn Of A New Day
Today the dawn of a new day the sun is bright as it kisses my cheek the wind is cool and crisp as it opens my eyes . Yes today is the dawn of a new day what a great joy it is everything refreshed and new what great new works have been revealed in my life , now that the old things have came and past what great joy this is love and life all brand new yes all brand new the dawn of a new day. T.M.P 2006
Your Superhero
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Light Beast Your Superpower is X-Ray Vision Your Weakness is Cowboys Your Weapon is Your Sonic Shotgun Your Mode of Transportation is Canoe What's your Superhero Name?
What's Up
Wanted to say say thanks to all the nice people showing me love!!!!!!!!!!!!
Live Webcam Cumshot : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another LC cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam, with Yahoo. I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Note: You don't need a webcam (but let me know if you have one) Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - More Skin album - Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy
Defying Gravity
Brooke wants Ashley and I to do Defying Gravity for Broadway Fun for Funds. It might be good. She would be Elphba though. Idina's voice is too high for me. She did Popular last year. I did Wishing You Were Here Again. It was awesome. I'm ready for Meet Me In St. Louis. Woot. For my solo I might do Out Tonight. Or I'm Not That Girl. I'm really leaning toward that one, even though Idina sings it. Who knows. >_>; So, I have homework blah. I have to read a chapter of History and do a fucking packet, and AP US History is hard shit... >/ But I only have one more problem in Algebra, and maybe if I'm smart and put my lead in my bag, I'll have a pencil and not a pen to do my homework in. >/ kiss me too fiercely hold me too tight. i need help believing you're with me tonight. and just for this moment as long as you're mine. I want to do As Long As You're Mine. It would be awesome too.... ANYWAY I'M DONE RAMBLING ABOUT MUSICAL GENIUS.
Live Webcam Cumshot : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another LC cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam, with Yahoo. I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Note: You don't need a webcam (but let me know if you have one) Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - More Skin album - Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy
This Fucking Guy Is One Marine Who Needs His Ass Whooped!!!!
Another Lie...
Good Morning
Wake up with the pogues!
its been a while what going on everybody. Hope everyone had a good hoiliday. I know i did i am about 10 pounds happyer. well got to loss that be the marine corps bitches lol.
My Jokes
A farmer is growing a field full of dildos. Apparently his biggest problem is squatters. A female terrorist believed to b part of the al qaida was 2day found dead. Police believe she got her anthrax mixed up with her tampax and blew up the wrong cunt. A jewish boy has been born with no eyelids. Doctors say they can operate using old foreskins but his mother is worried it will make him cock-eyed. Viagra..... Now available in powder form to put in your tea. Does fuck all for your erections, but stops your biscuits from going soft.
The Internet Is For....
Guys Like That You're Charming You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-) You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't! What Do Guys Like About You?
Not to cause a fuss, but I always wondered if slaves were ever sold with mail-in rebates. Like, buy one get one half off after mail-in rebate. I should ask the Slavic people, as they are probably the most versed in having been slaves. I do worry what kind of proof of purchase they would require for that rebate though.
my ex is tryin to play mind games. as long as i dont talk to her. they'll have no affect what-so-ever.
I will love you forever. Or next week. Whichever comes first.
Brian Get's It On
Anybody know how much longer before they work properly!!
Shared World...
~ Orgasm ~
Orgasm is the sudden discharge of accumulated sexual tension resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region that produce intensely pleasurable sensations followed by rapid relaxation. Orgasm is also in part a psychological experience of pleasure and abandon, when the mind is focused solely on the personal experience. It is sometimes called climaxing or coming. In Masters and Johnson's original research of the human sexual response cycle, orgasm is the third of four stages, occurring after the plateau phase and before the resolution phase. Another widely accepted model of the sexual response cycle, developed by Helen Singer Kaplan, M.D., PhD., involves just three stages: desire, excitement and orgasm. Orgasms vary from person to person and for each individual at different times. Sometimes orgasm is an explosive, amazing rush of sensations, while others are milder, subtler, and less intense. The differences in intensity of orgasms can be attributed to physical fact
Being Proud
Being proud is a part of being who you want to be. We are living in a time where people who run our daily lives have forgotten that, they are turning their noises up at the views of its white population. If you are a white person living in this day and age, and you are proud then you are automatically labeled a racists or a bigot. But I step back and take a look at other races and I wonder, why is it that they are taught to have pride in their race, in fact why are they encouraged to go around spreading their views, when we are discouraged from doing anything close to such. We walk down the street with our shaven heads and doc marten or combat boots, or our white robes and show one ounce of pride in our working class roots, and we have glances of disgust and hatred shot our way, they are praised and even idolized, we face possible jail time if we so much as speak a “derogatory” or “racists” remark while in a fight, they are allowed to call us what they feel. They can rape, murder
*slow Tears*
~Slow Tears~ I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek
Someday I will have what is rightfully mine... money, success, love, happiness, the whole nine yards... and mark my words, I will do whatever it takes to achive those goals and obtain what should be mine...
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr Too Cold For Me
I whish it would make up its mind on if its going to spit out freezing rain or snow damn have sick kids already from the weather change lol have to take care of them now this i am glad i don't have to go to work or school i wouldn't go its too bad out there well in kck it is so yeah. My kidsa are loving it but not me lol i hate cold weather someday i will move to a warm climate that just rains not snow if we could have the snow and it stay warm that would be awesome. I one thing i worry about is if my baby is ok i hope so cuz he h as school today well college. Steven I love ya baby and miss ya
just wanted to let yall know i havent forgotten bout ne of you. the internet has been shut off for the past month and a half. but we should be getting it back next month!!! miss yall ! ~tammra
that was REAL gay...the woot....anywheres, i just got a record player...its purty gonna check it out tonight after work...ill take some pictures sos you can all be jealous and such...
Mudvayne, "dig"
Dig bury me underneath Everything that I am rearranging Dig bury me underneath Everything that I was slowly changing I would love to beat the face, Of any mother fucker that's thinkin' they can change me, White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold, If you're wantin' a piece of me I broke the mother fuckin' mold, I'm drowning in your wake Shit rubbed in my face Teething on concrete Gums bleeding Dig bury me underneath Everything that I am rearranging Dig bury me underneath Everything that I was slowly changing I struggle in violated space, Sell out motherfuckers in the biz that try to fuck me, Hang from their T's rated P.G. insight, I ain't sellin' my soul when there's nothing to buy I'm livid in my space Pissing in my face Fuck you while you try To fuck me Dig bury me underneath Everything that I am rearranging Dig bury me underneath Everything that I was you ain't fuckin' changing me Let me help you tie the rope a
Mushroomhead, "kill Tomorrow"
Want to We can if we want to Lead you from behind you Time will takes it's toll re-evaluate The leeches and the lepers start to salivate Truth is impaired cannot moderate Tension escalates you cannot tolerate Make you want to fly Blind is the ambition that will navigate Default by design the virus infiltrates Corrupted and coerced the silence penetrates Echoing the void now disintegrate If you feel sometimes we're falling Like we're falling away I would not blame you While you flow through my veins Well we pay the price we pay Kill tomorrow yesterday Want to We can if we want to Leave it all behind it's time to walk away A predator has a tendency to stalk their prey With the dawning of the sun awakes another day Desire that's required to play another game Make you want to fly Blame will point it's finger shed some light on fault Around these memories we will build our wall Install instant karma start restoring all Focus on the rise and ignore the fal
Jolene Thoughts !
No one moves me in the ways you do I waited a life time for someone like you You sweet spirit brings me peace You break my chains my soul you release I am free to be who I am with out fear I hold in my heart only you so dear For in this world I have wandered alone Not sure of what all the things I’ve been shown Sometimes lost with out direction and blind Thinking maybe I was losing my mind Is there a God ? I ponder the thought To assert my own will against all I fought Left with out all these worldly things I found the path to peace and accepted all it brings Still wishing for someone that would always be there Someone I could be there for and for who I would care A soul that forever would be joined with me That soul is you and I am yours for all eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Changing Emotion
Changing Emotion Happiness is something, I cannot attain, So here in my sorrow, I will remain, Parrying my thoughts, with frustration, Can't seek help,from any relation, Needing some severe, change in life, Someone to hold, not yet my wife, I begin to question, what I aspire to be, Which makes me press on, reluctantly, This path of of mine, leads only to trouble, Burying me, with my emotional rubble, Denied in life, the things I need most, Like a mid-ocean surfer, without a coast, Material posessions, can't satisfy, My emotional need, so I cry, Someone save me, from my pain, This lonliness, is driving me insane, Perhaps I'm doomed, to walk alone, With no love in life, to call my own. Vince Miller
Unspoken Words
if you should die i would cry until my tears have covered the earth. and when i have finally destroyed the world that destroyed you, i would leap into the ocean of sorrow that i have created and there would be no more pain ever again... Vincent B. Miller
This Ain't A Love Song
This Ain't a Love Song Bon Jovi I should have seen it coming when roses died Should have seen the end of summer in your eyes I should have listened when you said good night You really meant good bye Baby, ain't it funny, how you never ever learn to fall You're really on your knees, when you think you're standing tall But only fools are "know-it-alls" and I played that fool for you I cried and I cried There were nights that died for you baby I tried and I tried to deny that your love drove me crazy, baby If the love that I got for you is gone If the river I cried ain't that long Then I'm wrong, yeah I'm wrong, this ain't a love song Baby, I thought you and me would stand the test of time Like we got away with the perfect crime but We were just a legend in my mind I guess that I was blind Remember those nights dancing at the masquerade The clowns wore smiles that wouldn't fade You and I were the renegades, some things never change It made me so mad 'caus
Ive Fallen...
then it became this!!
The Battle For Hill 64
Statement by Col John Mitchell USMC Retired Date of birth .............., Commander, 1st Battalion 9th Marines Regarding Feb 8, 1968 .... The Fight for Hill 64 as told to Mike "Doc" Coonan The 1st Battalion 9th Marines was hurriedly moved from Camp Evans and transported by helicopter to the Khe Sanh Combat Base on January 22, 1968. It was an unexpected move and some of our units were out in the field and needed to be brought to Camp Evans by chopper to get ready that day to saddle up for the chopper flight to Khe Sanh. By the time we got to Khe Sanh it was late afternoon. I directed that the men find whatever shelter they could and hunker down for the night. The next day we went to the Rock Quarry where we set up the battalion perimeter. While on that movement Alpha Company was moving in the front and found itself on a small knoll about 500 yards in front of our battalion’s main lines. I wanted to put a company out there to be our trip wire when the NVA started their attack on th
Something To Think About...
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we final
I am annoyed by so much shit...but especially girls that call random dudes boo. I would call my BOYFRIEND that...for some reason it really irritates me when white girls use that term. I don't even call my boyfriend that...i would love for him to call ME that but whatever...i dunno Also i REALLY fuckin hate the word 'wifey' Especially girls that say future wifey or wifey material or some other bullshit name like that shit. That annoys the fuck outta me...I told my boyfriend if he ever called me fuckin wifey i would break up with him lol. He can call me that when we're married, but i would prefer not even then...
" Things That Kill"
Your back is sticky with sweat and the jacketclings and chills. An odor flows upward, out of the open neck of your utility shirt, and you discover with a grimace that the smell is you. The sun pounds down. Sweat burns the eyes, flows along the edge of the nose, gathers, then pushes on down to the corner of the mouth. A tongue flicks out. Salty. Yech! Hot, tired, smelly and uncomfortable, you hear a voice. "Cold soda, Marine?" You smile a "yes!" She flips off the soda top and pours the fluid into a paper cup full of chipped ice. You gulp down a large mouthful of the cold, sweet fluid. Small chips of ice slide down your throat along with the soda. Then you realize, too late, that slivers of glass are cutting your stomach . . . from the inside, out. The games people play in Vietnam are deadly. A convoy of trucks moves slowly down the highway to Hue. A group of small boys offer loaves of French bread to Marines riding on the backs of the vehicles. One of the trucks, loaded with
Christmas Story For People Having A Bad Day....
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of th
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, ~~~~~~~~ self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat, ~~~~~~~~ contemplating ecological issues ~~~~~~~~ on the shores of an unpolluted pond ~~~~~~~~ in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap ~~~~~~~~ and said: Elegant Lady, ~~~~~~~~ I was once a handsome prince, ~~~~~~~~ until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. &nb sp; ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, ~~~~~~~~ and I will turn back ~~~~~~~~ into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever ~~~~~~~~ feel grateful and happy doing so. ~~~~~~~~ T
Dangerous Food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by th
Goodbye To Romance
Cookin Dinnah...Pork Chops/Au Gratin Taters/Steamed Broccoli and string beans This song popped in my head. I feel so lost!!! Goodbye To Romance OZZY Yesterday has been and gone Tommorow will I find the sun Or will it rain Everybody's having fun Except me, I'm the lonely one I live in shame I say goodbye to romance, yeah Goodbye to friends, I tell you Goodbye to all the past I guess that we'll meet We'll meet in the end I've been the king, I've been the clown Now broken wings can't hold me down I'm free again The jester with the broken crown It won't be me this time around To love in vain I say goodbye to romance, yeah Goodbye to friends, I tell you Goodbye to all the past I guess that we'll meet We'll meet in the end And I feel the time is right Although I know that you just might say to me What'cha gonna do What'cha gonna do But I have to take this chance goodbye To friends and to romance And to all of you And to all of you Come on now
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
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4 Type Of Women
men have 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoe's 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made and Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex o
Fellas I Have A Question
WIFE TYPE OR Wife Material This is a question for the fellows? What do you look for in a female that you would like to marry? Most males have encountered a female that is truly not so bright , and don’t have a brain. Most males I know say they want a female with a back bone but they end up with a gold digger in disguise, but you cant fault the female cause the male has truly treated her like dirt. I got a scenario… ..This male was selling dope and had a girlfriend. Things was ok but the male was in and out of jail. The male didn’t want to grow up, he was still searching for his place in life. Then he hooks up with another female through a family relative, he told the female he didn’t have a girlfriend . The female was all game for every word he said, little did she know it was the best and worst mistake of her life. First mistake she made was buying him and he wouldn’t even buy her a Happy Meal from McDonalds. The female started buying him Jordan’s and keeping them in her
Dv Camcorder!!
I really wish i had about 300 bucks to blow on whatever my heart desired because right now I really reall want a NEW DV Camcorder.....!! I saw them at walmart and the prices has dramatically dropped since I priced them 1 1/2 ago and of course NOW I actually have USE for such a camara...Making my vlogs of me and the kiddos and such :D Something I love to do.
Sex --
Sex How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more. BT
So May Letters...yay!!!
Some More Quizzes
You scored as piper. your piper your married to leo and your a kick ass whichpiper67%pru50%leo42%paige33%pheobe25%which charmed character are youcreated with ******************************************************************************************** You scored as You are an Angel of Pain. You are the Angel of Sadness. You have been hurt many times in your lifetime, if you could call it that. You are in an almost constant state of depression because of the hurt. You fell in love and they were either taken from you or chose another instead!You are an Angel of Pain88%You are half Fallen/ half Light Angel!38%You are an Angel of Beauty38%Angel o
People Are Strange!
Excellent Cover by Echo and the Bunnymen! People are strange when youre a stranger Faces look ugly when youre alone Women seem wicked when youre unwanted Streets are uneven when youre down When youre strange Faces come out of the rain When youre strange No one remembers your name When youre strange x3 People are strange when youre a stranger Faces look ugly when youre alone Women seem wicked when youre unwanted Streets are uneven when youre down When youre strange Faces come out of the rain When youre strange No one remembers your name When youre strange x3 When youre strange Faces come out of the rain When youre strange No one remembers your name When youre strange x3
Memories On The Tree
It's that time again. Time to put up and decorate the Christmas tree. I must admit that I do love the Christmas season. The material aspects aside of course. Well, today was the day for myslf and my children to decorate our tree. Today may not have been the best of days to chose. We are all sick and we seem to be getting worse by the day. I think being ill assisted in my ever changing mood. Since the day I was born, my fathers oldest sister has given me an ornament for Christmas. Yes, this year I will actually have 33 of them. Last year, just after Christmas, my mom gave me all of my ornaments. I never asked for them when I moved out and she still used some of them on her tree. I had 4 boxes of ornaments waiting for me this year. I pulled them out of the closet and began to open the boxes. With each ornament there was a different memory. With each box another tear, another giggle, another story for my kids. This is the first hear I have my past on my tree. The first year I have my
So You Think You Know Everything
Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. (I'll bet you're going to check this out.) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Are you doubting this?) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?) The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.) There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
Signs That Match
Aries is a fire element You are most compatible with Sun Sign Scorpio - oh yes, very ardent. Sagittarius - wonderfully romantic. Libra - unstoppable. Aries - fiery, if you like it that way! Absolutely no chance! Aries - fiery. Leo - intense. Cancer - many differences. Pisces - difficult. Virgo - poles apart. Your opposite sign is Libra Taurus is an earth element You are most compatible with Leo - extremely loving. Taurus - well suited. Capricorn - terrific. Pisces - charming. Absolutely no chance! Gemini - not a success. Sagittarius - very rocky. Aquarius - too stubborn. Your opposite sign is Scorpio Gemini is an air element You are most compatible with Libra - absolutely wonderful. Leo - full of laughter. Aquarius - good friends first Sagittarius - Could be fun loving. Aries - promising, though lightweight. Absolutely no chance! Cancer - steer clear! Capricorn - don't see eye to eye. Taurus - a
World War III This article is about a hypothetical global nuclear war. The term World War III is sometimes also used to describe the Cold War of the 20th Century. World War III is the name given to a hypothetical world war, initially supposed to be fought between superpowers with weapons of mass destruction, usually nuclear weapons. Superpower confrontation was deemed to be the major threat in the latter half of the 20th century, where the Cold War saw the capitalist United States face the communist USSR. This conflict was presumed to result in the extermination or technological impoverishment of humanity. Such a globally destructive war with such pervasive weapons ranks with asteroid impact, a hostile technological singularity, and catastrophic climate change as an "extinction-level event". Historical scenarios When asked what kind of weapons World War III would be fought with, Albert Einstein replied: "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World W
Bad Poems.. ;)) Lmao
*Passion* Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground *FUCKING* Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! *MATH* Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply
Some Call Me...
Secrets The Butterfly
Each Joker's Card album was labelled "Dedicated to the Butterfly". Violent J explained this dedication, and it was reprinted with every copy of the Sixth Joker's Card. Here's the dedication explained as it was written in the booklet with the Sixth Joker's Card... Violent J: "I was maybe 7 years old. My brother Rob was around 8 or 9 I guess. We were outside playing in front of our house in suburban Berkley, MI. I remember it was a regular summer afternoon, we were hanging out in the yard or whatever when my brother Rob screamed 'Joe I caught a giant butterfly! Hurry up and get the jar!' I grabbed the jar off the steps and ran over to him. Somehow, some way, he had actually managed to catch one of them big ass, pretty, orange, yellow and black butterflies right out of the air with his bare hands. Unbelievable. If you remember anything about being a kid, you remember them things are un-catchable. They'll fuckin' sit there and dance, slow motion, in the air style, right around your fuc
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Men Are Like!
1. Men are like .......Laxatives .... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like .......Bananas ..... ...The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ........Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders .... ....You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ,,Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ......Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like .......Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ......Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .. Fun t
Most Often Asked Questions Concerning Homeless Veterans
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who are homeless veterans? The U. S. Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) says the nation's homeless veterans are mostly males (4 % are females). The vast majority are single, most come from poor, disadvantaged communities, 45% suffer from mental illness, and half have substance abuse problems. America’s homeless veterans have served in World War II, Korean War, Cold War, Vietnam War, Grenada, Panama, Lebanon, Operation Enduring Freedom (Afghanistan), Operation Iraqi Freedom, or the military’s anti-drug cultivation efforts in South America. Forty-seven percent of homeless veterans served during the Vietnam Era. More than 67% served our country for at least three years and 33% were stationed in a war zone. How many homeless veterans are there? Although accurate numbers are impossible to come by -- no one keeps national records on homeless veterans -- the VA estimates that nearly 200,000 veterans a
Chocolate Men
Our Blessed Love
Every bit of our blessed love Brings warmth to my heart Because you, my special I knew it from the start You give me a reason The joy of each day Waking up each morning Without a delay I think of what you might be doing As early as it might be The sun shining through The branches of a tree Reaching my window The light seems so bright Bringing life to the flowers Breaking the night My thoughts start wandering As they often do But most of my thoughts Are centered on you I think about the future And what it will be Me holding you And you holding me Hand in hand No matter the weather Our love will shine As WE face life together This is the way Our life WILL be The roots are planted And growing like a tree The only way to go Is up and out I love you very much There is no doubt So I'll keep watering this tree A plant of love It will keep growing High and above I'll finish my thoughts And finish this poem Thinking each morni
Sorry To All The Homies
I have had to deal with some shit so I haven't been on. Please be patient........I will be done with all the BullShit soon. MMFCL, CC.
Todays Horoscope 12/06/06
Capricorn - Don't be intimidated by others. They are full of hot air today.
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Oingo Boingo As You Have Never Seen Them....
Rip Jessiah A Must See
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Remember all I wrote this during a very bad time in my life. Chapter 1 In the darkness I fall Not knowing where or when I shall land Seeing nothing but blackness, nothing but emptiness I feel free as I fall Like someone or something is making me whole When I finally land, the darkness is still there No light or sound can be seen or heard all around I walk in one direction and I don't stop for sometime I finally come to a room and I peak inside There is someone on the floor, she is not moving There is blood all around her and a blade at her side I look down in her and scream For the one who is lying on the ground is me I run in the direction I came, trying to escape the horrible sight I finally stop when I hear voices in the distance They are laughing and are happy I run in the direction of the voices and stop short I see my friends carrying on and on like nothing had happened When I try to speak, no words come They can't
Please :|
I have and still am giving you my heart...Are you going to brake it or keep it? Please if your going to brake it then end it now so it ownt hurt as bad!But please keep it if your not going to brake it..I really care and love you so much and I cant explain how much!and ill always care and love 4 you no matter what tho.. Love, Mandy
New Blood
well here i am, all new to this site and i have no idea what im doing... anyway drop me a line w/ some pointers... comments are always welcome:)
17 Signs That You Are Fallin In Love
Touch My Heart
Touch my heart and I'll touch yours With a gentle word or two For kindness bears the sweetest fruit That makes our dreams come true Touch my life with tenderness And fill my cup with love Share my dreams as I share yours Beyond the stars above Take my hand as I grow old And lead me when I'm blind Show me that you really care For love is hard to find Touch my heart and I'll touch yours A little more each day And then we both find happiness Along the way "Passion is created when love can't wait any longer."
~~target Stores~~(owned By A Cowardly French Corporation)
Wasn't it last Christmas that Target refused to let the Salvation Army ring their bells in front of their stores? Dick Forrey of the Vietnam Veterans Association wrote. "Recently we asked the local TARGET store to be a proud sponsor of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall during our spring recognition event. We received the following reply from the local TARGET management: " Veterans do not meet our area of giving. We only donate to the arts, social action groups, gay & lesbian causes, and education." So I'm thinking, if the! Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall and veterans in general, do not meet their donation criteria, then something is really wrong at this TARGET store. We were not asking for thousands of dollars, not even hundreds, just a small sponsorship for a memorial remembrance. As a follow-up, I E-mailed the TARGET U.S. Corporate Headquarters and their response was the same. That's their national policy. Then I looked into the company further.
I'm Moving
I found a place where I can hunt,fish,camp,hike in the summer and ski in the winter time. Its a great little town in Oregon named Hermiston. Thought I'd keep all you guys updated.
You Rock
My friends SOOO ROCK!!
Art And Relationships.
So I was on a date the other night with this guy (I think he's pretty great so far so this is not a rant about him). Well, we went down to the local Art and the Vineyard celebration (yes, it's exactly that- art and wine). Now for those of you who really know me, you know I am a writer. . . but not really much of an artist. Even when I'm writing it tends to be very much based in reality and not some work of fiction or metaphor for life. And as we're walking around looking at the art at this festival, some things become apparent to me: I am particularly drawn to photographs more than other art forms. You see, a photograph is hard to fictionalize. Often they are real things and real places. Tangible things. However, painted art can quickly become strange and confusing. Granted, a person can paint things that are tangible and real. But they can also paint things that only can be imagined in the mind. Take for example this painting we saw of a man with bananas placed strategically on his he
So Why Are You Calling Me?
Okay, so a thought came to mind today as I was pondering relationships. As I'm talking to this guy on the phone this morning that I was really into but "he's just not that into me", I'm recalling some of the lame excuses he has given me for why he doesn't want to date me anymore. Which brings me to a whole list of other lame excuses that men have given me throughout my lifetime that I thought I'd share. 1) "I have a girlfriend now." Okay so we dated at one time, we slept together. You tell me you can't get into a relationship because you just "aren't over your ex" and now you have a girlfriend. But you're sneaking out of bed with her to call ME at 2 o'clock in the morning. Okay. . . 2) "I'm not over my ex." Well, then why aren't you trying to work things out with her? Do you really think I want to hear you talking about her after you just slept with me? Fantastic. Maybe you think I'm just a good friend for listening and that's why you're still calling me. . . 3) "I'm just not
The world is full of sharp grannies. A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: Sent: Thursday, November 16, 2006 12:58 PM I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Social Security check, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank . My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and lett
My Rating
Ok so why in the blue hell is my rating a 0?? It used to be a 10 and mow i am reduced to a 0??? I am so hurt!!!
Kung-fu Lessons
IM GOING WITH A BUDDY FOR THIS !! THE WAY TO MOVE UP IS TO BEAT A PERSON OF A HIGHER RANK (BELT) ON THE MAT IN FRONT OF A AUDIANCE OR A JUDGE !! Academy Of Kempo Martial Arts Will Give You Results No GYM, Video, Or Book Can Even Come Close To. Kung-fu is an art that entails not only self defense skills or getting in shape but also teaches about the mind, body and spirit and how one can grow in all aspects of life. We follow the Shaolin tradition. The techniques, skills, and philosophies have been training people for over 1500 years. You will be able to grow stronger physically, mentally, and spiritually fast than any GYM, video, or book could ever do. At Academy Of Kempo Martial Arts you will be taught privately, that’s one on one with a professional full time instructor whose job it is to get you exactly the results you’re looking for. By learning in a private lesson you have a far less chance of getting injured by someone who is out of control. This method also acceler
I give my father his birthday present and he tells me that for his birthday he wants me to stop drinking. Are you fucking serious? I do NOT drink a lot and anyone that knows me can back me up on that. but with him it's always fucking something, stop drinking stop smoking, stay home more, stop leaving the state........
Yo Quiero Taco Bell!!
WATCH THIS and Good Morning!
Had To Do This Real Quick.
My sister is one of the funniest people ever in life: "My car will always be broke cuz my husband is my mechanic!"
however my knees aren't skinned and my heart isn't broken now!!!
~~twelve Days Of Christmas~~
Twelve Days of Christmas There is one Christmas carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge that will not come out of a pear tree have to do with Christmas? From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious realilty which the children could remember. "The partridge in a pear tree".... was Jesus Christ. "Two turtle doves"... were the Old & New Testaments. "Three French hens"....stood for faith, hope and love. "The four calling birds"....were the 4 gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. "The five golden rings"....recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Tes
1. Have you had it? 2. You like it? 3. How many people have you had sex with? 4. When was the first time you did it? 5. When was the last time you did it? 6. Do you like to give oral? 7. Do you like to swallow or spit? 8. Have you received oral while driving? 9. Have you ever given oral while someone was driving? 10. Do you like porn? 11. What is your favorite position? 12. Whats the craziest position you have tried? 13. Whats the craziest/kinkiest thing you have done sexually? 14. Have you ever tried anything with someone of the same sex? 15. Would you or have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? ! 16. Have you ever had sex outside? 17. Have you ever had sex in a car? 18. Have you ever had sex at work? 19. Where is the craziest place you have had sex? 20. Where you would love to have sex but havent yet? 21. Best place in public that you have done it? 22. Have you ever been caugh
You've got this new head filled up with smoke And I've got my veins all tangled close To the jukebox bars you frequent {They're} the safest place to hide A long night spent with your most obvious weakness You start shaking at the thought you are everything I want 'Cause you are everything I'm not And we lay, we lay together just not Too close, too close (How close is close enough?) We lay, we lay together just not Too close, too close I just wanna break you down so badly Well I trip over everything you say I just wanna break you down so badly In the worst way My inarticulate store bought hangover hobby kit, it talks It says, "You, oh, you are so cool." Scissor shaped across the bed, you are red, violent red You hollow out my hungry eyes You hollow out my hungry eyes And we lay, we lay together just not Too close, too close (How close is close enough?) We lay, we lay together just not Too close, too close I just wanna break you down so badly Well I
Just A Few Questions?
BE HONEST!!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] Beautiful / Handsome [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] nice looking [] cute [] Stunning [] ugly! Do you think i'm still a virgin [] yes [] no [] dont know! I look like.. [] a player [] Whore [] freind type [] one time thing [] next gf / bf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] fuck buddy [] Girl friend / Boy friend [] Wife / Husband [] friend w/ benefit
Madman Mccain Strikes Again . . .
(Reposted From Pope Eats Cookies!) Man, Johnny Boy is ON FIRE yesterday, wasn't he???? John McCain has made clear that he doesn't like the blogosphere . Now he has introduced legislation that would treat blogs like Internet service providers and hold them responsible for all activity in the comments sections and user profiles. Some highlights of the legislation : – Commercial websites and personal blogs "would be required to report illegal images or videos posted by their users or pay fines of up to $300,000." – Internet service providers (ISPs) are already required to issue such reports, but under McCain's legislation, bloggers with comment sections may face "even stiffer penalties" than ISPs. — Social networking sites will be forced to take "effective measures" — such as deleting user profiles — to remove any website that is "associated" with a sex offender. Sites may include not only Facebook and MySpace, but also, which permits author profiles and perso
Put That Friggin' Kid On A Leash!
And people wonder why I am glad that I cannot medically cannot have children . . . Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle. Then goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge dose
My personai paints a gloomy view the color of the darkest blue with just one light thats like a star a broken window shining through every night i dream of you doing what your heart would do with a handful of marbles that differ in size too bad i lost the one with the universe inside my soul is hard to know frozen like the bluest snow with just one star to give you light and show you where the flowers grow beneath a dying mistle toe the branches dancing extra low fall alseep and dream of me and never let my spirit go.
i remember a time on the train in manhattan in the afternoon, I decided to go in early to catch up on some overtime at work. On the train ride downtown was a man poppin mad junk to this lady in the train...I'm lookin like I know this fool is not talkin like this to a lady. He is yellin at her about something. So the other Black men on the train told this guy to shut up and leave this lady alone..He based up to her for several minutes..So the lady says I'm pregnant, not fat..He says shit ya ass fatta than a motha....So this one Black man got up and said to the man shut up leave the lady alone. The man went on and on. (You know that scene in the AIR PLANE movie where all the passengers got up to slap the shit out of the lady)well once one man got up it was like five of them did...They all took turns punchin the shit out of this man who could not leave this lady alone...The man is still poppin shit...So when he got off the train a bunch of young tender brotha's got off too. The man st
~~have A Great Life~~
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good e
Something To Make The Tears Flow Like Blood From A Wound.....
Andrew W.k.-we Want Fun
Well if we had our own willing way to go You'd be doing things, and hoping theres antidote! When we saw that we'd give you it all! we're thinkin' you're a lady, yankin' our chains an' all!*** We can get a try! We can get a try! with a 1, 2, 3 You'd be startin' to drown! We can clear the floor We'd give you a bangin' ladies and gentelmen do it together! We want you to give us something more... You have to lay down on us! We want us to get up off the floor... Don't ever lay down on it! We don't want to ever live or die! We gotta get out we can make it today you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make it today! We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun 'cos we desperately need it! We want fun, but you dont understand... ... you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make me a man! We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun either take it, or leave it! We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted! We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted! When we had the tim
Simple Plan-i'm Just A Kid
I woke up it was 7 I waited til 11 Just to figure out that no one would call I think I've got alot of friends But I don't hear from them What's another night all alone When you're spending every day on your own And here it goes I'm just a kid And life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares cuz I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me And maybe when the night is dead I'll crawl into my bed staring at these 4 walls again I'll try to think about the last time I had a good time Everyone's got somewhere to go & they're gonna leave me here on my own And here it goes I'm just a kid And life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares cuz I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me What the fuck is wrong with me Don't fit in with anybody How did this happen to me? Wide awake I'm bored & I can't fall asleep And every night is the worst night ever I'm just a kid I'm just a kid I'm just
Way Too Funny !
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If'n I Had Me A Dollar....
If I had a dollar for every time I wished I had a dollar, I'd quickly learn to wish for larger denominations. I'd then branch out and start wishing for other things as well. I could wish for you to be covered in boils. Or for your legs to be broken in a really bad fall down the stairs. You know, nice things like that.
John Mellencamp-just Another Day
Bobby doll and big jim picato Call me up every single day They dont work and they dont want to Come on down to some damn cafe Bobby doll tells me Live in the moment Dont get too far ahead- Dont live in the past I blink my eyes And the moment is over I guess another day Has passed Chorus: But its just another day Its just another day Watching girls on the street Well, that alright with me But its just another day Bobby doll and big jim picato Always there with their free advice Theyve got pearl handled pistols Underneath their wests They want me to go out drinking With them tonight Chorus: But its just another day Its just another day Watching girls on the street Well, that alright with me But its just another day You got to clean white sheets In the mornin? br> conversation all afternoon Bobby doll and big jim picato, baby And me and you Chorus: But its just another day Its just another day Watching girls on the street Well, that alrigh
Mine Eyes
Will the angels sing tonight Or will they perish in the shadows of this newborn light Will we crumble into dust Will we blow away Like the ravens did yesterday Can we mend this broken reed Seal the doom of this house of cards I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? Will the candles burn all night Or will the darkness engulf us and swallow our sight Can we go to the same ground if the nightengale sings Gather round the fountain as the churchbells ring I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse of mine eyes? I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse of mine eyes? I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse o
I Saw This On Sexy Vixens Page And Loved It
Damn, I Could Have Been A Doctor Body: One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes
I'm looking strait In the mirror of truth I am not immortal I've lost my youth Maybe I see the hell Maybe the paradise But one thing I surely know That my spirit will be rise Angel, I want to be with you To tell me what can I do Angel, I want to be with you So tell me what can I do My soul starts to burst I'm going insane All the time I feel The blood in my veins I know I'm gonna die And tonight is all I see I'm still looking in the mirror The angel is me. Angel, only you can see You are the one, you set me free Angel, only you can see You are the one, you set me free I see the sadness in your eyes My life was undisguised At my funeral, you won't be there I will follow you everywhere Angel, I want to be with you So tell me, what can I do (Angel) Angel, I want to be with you soon You are the one, you set me free (Angel) Angel, I want to be with you So tell me what can I do (Angel) Angel, I want to be with you soon You are the one, you set me
I was in the gift section looking at stuff and that bottle of aspirin looks very similar to the ones we manufacture here. I don't know, it made me giggle.
A Sign?!
LoL My daily bible verse: But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer. 1 Peter 4:7 (King James Version)
Not really A new law makes it a Se*ual As*ault if you throw it or put it on someone without their consent or knowledge ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Funniest thing my sister has EVER said.
Pic Requests!
If anyone has one, let me know (either here or in a private message). I will respond to all requests, but I might not fulfill them :) And yes... I know I should do a salute soon! :)
Childhood Memory
It's a childhood memory that never really existed. A happy time in my life where I actually felt loved and accepted. But then the bitter reality set in and I was alone again. It is a childhood memory that never really existed. And now the dream world is trying to take over. It is trying to make me give into the fake happiness I see around me. It is trying to make me submit to hiding my feelings all for one chance to be accepted. It is trying to make believe that this childhood memory is real, and it is trying to make me seem like I'm truly happy. It is a childhood memory that never really existed, but I truly wish it did.
Heart Attack
Heart racing. Palms sweaty. I can’t breath. I can’t speak. I can’t live anymore. What have you done to me? What did you make me? I’m empty. I’m nothing. I’m a shadow of what I once was. I’m lost. I’m alone. I’m dead inside. I wish I could die. I wish I could end this pain. Heat racing. Palms sweaty. Blood gushing. Who am I? I don’t even know anymore.
Nice To Meet You !~ Waiting For You Here!
Christmas Day is coming , how happy we are. i'm so happy to that i can meet here on these specil day , everything will once i meet you .....
Why must you continue to stare at me? Is it because I'm slightly different from you and every one else around you? Is it because I dare to be more original then you and all your "picture perfect" friends? Well I'm sick and tired of all the stares and all your stupid comments. Don't you realize I know you make fun of me and laugh at me behind my back? And don't you realize I don't give a fuck. So you go back to staring and laughing at me because I am different and Ill go back to laughing because you’re all the same
Stay Away
Can’t you just leave me alone? Can’t you stay once you’re gone? Why must you always come back to hurt me, confuse me, torture, and abuse me? This is my life you’re wreaking, not your own. All I’m asking is to be left alone. My self worth was killed and it was all for you. I know it makes you glad to know what you put me through. It’s my turn to decide if you win or you lose. You’ve lost again so go away there’s nothing left of me to use.
The Smile
The smells of smoke and liquor. The sounds of coughing and splashing. The sight of you growing weaker. The smile never fades. The smells of shrimp and chlorine. The sounds of the Grinch and heart monitors. The sight of you lying there. The smile never fades. The smells of incense and roses. The sounds of tears and eulogies. The sights of coffins and tombstones. The smile will never fade
Consumed in the emptiness Lost in the fear No one to hold me No one to make me feel Numb to the pain Numb to your touch Nothing controls me But a slow painful rush The blood and the tears The hurt and the lies The betrayal that I see in other people’s eyes This is my destiny This is my path This is my confession Of a life of the past
Control Me
I never trusted anyone It’s because of people like you You broke down my barriers What was I to do You turned my emotions into a yo-yo Up and down, up and down I go When will this game stop? Does anybody know? I’m trapped in the fear I’m trapped in the fear This is what you made me This is who I am A lost and lonely untrusting little girl Don’t care what you think of me I don’t give a damn You don’t control me anymore I’m lost I don’t know what is right and what is wrong I let you walk all over me You controlled me for so long My life is what you owe me I’m done with all this shit I won’t let you hurt me I’m too strong for it Please set me free Please set me free Who did you think you were messing with my fragile insecure mind? You let me think you were a god, making me worship you all the time I can’t believe I feel for it, I can’t believe how long it lasted When did I get so stupid, please just let me go
I don’t understand the world around me I don’t think I ever will All the pain and suffering surrounds me And it’s all taking me in I’m still trying to give myself Just one more last chance To like the person that I see in the looking glass I’m my only enemy I’m lost inside my pain Just let me have my razor And I’ll be fine again Blood flows from my open wound As I pray for it to end Won’t someone just let me die And set me free again I’m cutting and crying trying To let myself free The razor is my enemy And my only security I’m my only enemy I’m lost inside my pain Just let me have my razor And I’ll be fine again I don’t really know what went wrong I used to be so happy I don’t think I can take this much longer I want to be happy I need to be happy I used to be so happy I’ll never under stand the world around me I don’t think I ever will
I’m sitting by the candle light I watch it glow softly in the night Candle wax drips slowly to the floor That’s when I realize I can’t take it anymore The pain is always in my mind I’m slowly dying as I cry inside Burn me, slowly burn the pain away Save me, before I hurt myself again Free me, from the shit that I’ve become Hurt me, quickly hurt me again The flame is slowly dying now As I watch the dulling glow I want to be like the flame I see So I can die and be free The pain is taking over my mind I have to be strong I can’t fail this time Burn me, slowly burn the pain away Save me, before I hurt myself again Free me, from the shit that I’ve become Hurt me, quickly hurt me again I want the flame to take me over until all the pain is gone I really don’t believe I can last very long I’m sitting by the candle light The candle wax drips slowly to the floor The pain is always on my mind I’m slowly dying as I cry inside
Final Stand
This is our final stand. I'll rip my heart open and show you whats inside if it changes your mind. I am nothing but a shadow of myself without you I try to dust myself off and move on but something keeps me chained to you I see a glimmer of what should be in your eyes and I want you to see it too I cant't throw this away like a used gum wrapper I'm willing to fight and grit my teeth and go through the pain i'm willing to do anything to make this work again.
~~remember This At Christmas Time~~
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Writing And Poetry
new poem just read it dont ask ! take a look inside me see my world goin crazy igot no where left to be all these thing ive done feel,s like its unbreakable iwanted to be that some one now i have to stay alone tryin to ove along but no1 seemed to be around i still can c ur pretty face in my mind i cant replace night by night day by u just gave ur heart i was so stupid and let it slide i choozed dat way now my world have changed ive been around town thinkin u were around i wish i could go back ina day take my whole reactions back its amazing how u color my world my life would get on track some times u have to crush and burn,take a major turns see you whole like ..goes around some times u make mistakes it take wot it take then pulls u toward the groung hearing ppl speak hurt so bad had made me weak all i got to say that they didnt know and they will now they gona see my dreams just grow its not the way it was b4 it wont bother an
Writing And Poetry2
fake. when i look in to ur eyez i dunt get surprize after all u did to me it all turn liez who are u look wot u did to me &dunt stop me cuz ull be walking on ur knee dunt crawl back to my door ill never treat u like i did b4 at that time ull be da 1 dat ill ignore u hurt me so bad that i cant take it any more u used to be sum1 that i adore i guess i dunt luv u ne more &dunt give me apoligize ,thats how i roll the dise i dunt feel it in ur eyez dats wot i realize dunt tell me why im being like this unresonable with no sence suddenly i b-cum careless ..... i want to for get the day we met ,the sight we kissed under the tree the time i bless u wen ever u sneez ,it all liez&it not makeing ne sence to me is der any thing i missed ,except the day we met ?!!! i remamber ur voice ur laughter the things that u said its gona be ever after ,i thought my smile is gona last too bad cuz it cuz our past it all turn out fake ,u think its ea
Finally Acting Humanly Is Still Alive And Well
Ok so last Thursday here in the Puget Sound we had an insane windstorm that left 1.5 million folks without power. Of course I expected to see folks who got power on first taking advantage of that as far as gouging prices on gas and what-not and some did. What I didnt expect was to see so many folks going above and beyond the call for help when it came down to the worst of the worst. I really had my heart uplifted and felt good about being human to hear how people went out of their way to bring others they didnt know gas, food, blankets, even pay for them to stay in a nice warm hotel if really needed. I hate to sound like a cynic but when most of the time what you see is the worst of folks its a real heart warmer to see the best of them. So its awesome to see people in a metropolitan area look out for their neighbors. Its nice to see that we can not only act humanly with animals but we can act that way with each other as well.
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i see myself true tattered tired soul chasing love to make me whole chasin my love is lik e chasing the sea comes in with the tide then taken from me hastily, its wild , no one can claim it there but free, no one can shame it but i ashamed, give my heart away too easy do as im asked every time my love sees me i am magenta inside , feel like dying but my lover he cares not that im crying swallowing diamonds-the very core of ME is shattered as i lay here my pride bruised, my spirit battered put it to sleep, my soul, tired & tattered.
Paul Oakenfold @ Burning Man
So I'm walking around Burning Man Festival at night and I come up on this club that faces out into the desert. It features a big blue orb type of booth in which the DJ is working his magic. On top of the booth are two big metal horns that shoot fire into the sky as the DJ builds his music to a climax. Basically the coolest thing I've ever seen. Wednesday night I danced there til the sun came up and I had the time of my life. Thursday night I couldn't find it again. Damn! Friday during the day I made a point to find the place again which was lucky for me because when I found it I stopped and read the schedule. I couldn't believe my eyes the schedule read "Friday, 1am to 3am, Paul Oakenfold". My eyes popped out of my head. Paul Oakenfold is one of the DJ's that got me hooked on trance to begin with. I spend some time at center camp watching performances. At 11pm I head back to the club. I get there and dance my way to the front as various DJ's perform. The clock finally hits 1am and
Waffle House
I've only ever been to Waffle House once. I did not have the Waffles. Somehow I feel that I've missed out on American culture for having done that. Then I remember all the times I'd stop in at 7-Eleven after playing in a stinky bar all night and eat me up some of those "hot-dogs" that are on eternal rotation. If there is a Purgatory for fast food, it's the wiener roller machine at 7-Eleven. Eat a few of those and you begin to comprehend your own mortality.
Apocolypse Pony :)
~~a Recent Experience~~
Gynecologist Visit A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the garage not an engine was humming, not even a Dodge. The race uniforms were tucked in the lockers with care in hopes that the '07 season soon would be there. The NASCAR drivers were nestled all cozy in their beds, while visions of championships danced in their heads. Mike Helton was sipping on Childress Vineyards wine while Jayski was writing his next brilliant headline. When out on the track there arose such a rumble, I jumped out of bed and went for a tumble. Over to my window I ran aghast, thinking of Ricky Bobby and "I wanna go fast." The moon glistened across the fresh-fallen snow, illuminating Kurt Busch making angels below. When what to my still sleepy eyes should approach but eight NASCAR drivers and a big red motorcoach. That chubby old man, could this be a trick? "No," I said, "this sure is St. Nick." In a way that was, so rhythmic they came St. Nick commanded the drivers by name. "Now H
Def Leppard Two Steps Behind Video
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Diet Soda Depression
I have been down in the dumps for the past few two days and I think I know the culprit! Its aspertame thats in my diet soda of choice! as far as diet soda's goes i can only tolerate one brand thats diet mt. has aspertame in it which can cause side effects such as depression and mood swings to seizures...My cousin gets seizures so its not uncommon for someone like me to have side effects too....I can't drink regular sodas or juices all the time because i'm a diabetic now. I can't drink WATER ALL THE TIME though i do drink it often. I have to have other liquids in my stomach besides just water because it causes me to have a very bad upset stomach (water alone) so im stuck with this lil depression thing its not as bad as it could be because i do drink the occasional regular soda which gives me that sugar kick i crave and i do drink water too but about 75 percent of the time its diet mt. dew to be exact. Now i know they have diet coke now with splenda in it and i wo
Saviour And Mediator
We needed God to send Jesus. Because of our sin, we were separated from a holy God (Rom. 3:23). A perfect Savior and mediator was needed to bring us back together. Only God could restore the relationship.
Rosie Smackdown (with Subtitles)
Which Of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
You Are Vixen Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about. Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa. Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
Christmas Called Off On Account Of My Mother
Every year since my first daughter was born, we have spent the night at my parents house Christmas Eve. 10 Christmases so far. With the addition of 2 more children, the night became more and more stressful. When my husband was there, everyone was in a bad mood cuz he or my mother were bitching about something. Last year I put my foot down and said this is the last time we do this. Little did I know that would be the last Christmas my husband and I would be together. With one less person to go with us, yet one less person here, i thought going to my parents would be ok. Its much more special I think. Well, I told my mother this last weekend and she said ok. Today, she says " oh sorry, you're coming over Christmas morning. We are going to church Sunday night instead" Instead??? What happened to " why dont you come with us" or " come over while we are gone, we'll meet you at home later". Nope.. a flat out no. I gave her all the "Santa gifts" for my kids a week or so ago. Why would I give
I am a fallen zero; Below the glaciers of the evil I am a golden superhero Above the sun and all the people Space in your face I'm gonna drink the fucking ocean cause I ain't from a coast, I'm just coastin Said I was an afterthought you'd bring along, well who You after now, bitch? Run, motherfucka, run And if you think im space-cakening I've been in shit of rude awakening And im floating high (but I'm always down) Skip or trip to face the space or fake in this In the middle I stay in place, skip or trip at zerospace In the middle I stay in place, skip or trip at zero... In the middle I stay in place, skip or trip at zerospace And i'm floating high (but I'm always down) Skip or trip to face the space or fake in this I met a fellow zero He took me to the silver people I said, "I think you are my hero" And we were one it all was clearer Space in your face, it's the way to get you closer; while you were sittin on your ass, See I drank the fucking ocean Ze
Man. Im unable to upload any more photos. My level isn't high enuff. What kind o shit is this? I guess ill get over it. Have a great Christmas everyone!!
Merry Christmas Everyone!!
To Everyone, Merry Christmas and enjoy your Holidays!! Free Christmas Flash / Graphic
Welcome To My Heart
I'll give you the key. I'll open the door willingly. I'll let you see what's within. Step inside. Travel through the chambers, each locked, Each holding a piece of me, A piece of you. Try to find your way through, I know it's a bit cluttered, sorry for the mess. Discover what's behind every door, Find what's in every drawer. Make yourself at home...Sounds funny to say, because in a way, you already live here... Don't be afraid of the dark room down the hall, That's where I keep my secrets, Where my guilt intensifies. And that room with all the books? Each page is filled with my regrets. You can read each and every one of them, be my guest. You might wonder, Why I have shelves upon shelves of what seems to be water. But it's not. Those are my tears, Collected over the years. If you happen to come across a treasure chest, Lift the lid carefully, and you will see what is precious to me, My friends, family... and most importantly you. Once you've seen all there is to see, Please don't leav
Gotta Love It
man this year was a great one. i got everything I wanted for xmas and so did my family. We went a little over board on xmas gifts for haydan but it was all worth it. The cowboys lost which was and still is very upsetting but its only a game right. they need to win the next one in order to get into the playoffs. my one xmas wish would be for them to win the next game. GO COWBOYS...
Merry Christmas
Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Holiday Weekend and a very wonderful Merry Christmas. I hope everyone got everything they wanted this year. *big hugz and kisses for all* Goodnight! Samantha
Merry Christmas Everyone
My Christmas greetings I convey For it's that time of the year As I reach out around the world With a heart warming cheer Wishing you joy and happiness Upon a brightly shining star I bestow a thank you message To my friends near and far As you all mean so much to me It matters not how far apart As love flies on wings of a dove In my special heart to heart Reminiscing back over the year Blessings I count one by one To each friend across the miles Merry Christmas to everyone "Please send me a picture of you, so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas."
Can You Help Me?
Finished with my woman, she couldn't help me with my mind People think I'm insane, cause I am frowning all the time All the time All day long I think these things, but nothing seems to satis- fy I think I'll loose my mind if I don't find something to pass it by Can you help me feel love Cause im not made of steele Oh no, no I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh, and she will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal So unreal And so as you hear these words telling you now my state I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but it's too late Can you help me feel love Cause I'm not made of steele
World Comeing Down
She thinks I'm iron man that I don't feel pain I don't understand why joy must be feigned I'm so fortunate yet filled with self hate That the mirror shows me an ingrate I could easily start pointing fingers Since the blame is mine it always lingers That the truth it lies in my reflection Though this can't go on there's no question Yeah I know That my world is coming down Yeah I know I know I'm the one who brought it down Brought it down Bring it on down How quickly pass the days long is the night Lying in bed awake bathed in starlight Better to live as king of beasts Than as a lamb scared and weak I will deny my role as a human Holding myself hostage with no demands It's better to burn quickly and bright Than slowly and dull without a fight Well I know That my world is coming down Now I know I know I'm the one that brought it down Brought it down Yeah, Bring it on down
I Wonder...
...who the hell is dying? my father keeps harassing me for a picture of me and my sisters to send to my aunt that he hasn't spoken to in 50 years apparently. So.........what the hell does she care what we look like now???
Good Song
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A celluloid dream on the silver screen Holding my attention with all that is seen Forcing me to acknowledge her heart Playing to my soul the greatest part Pulling me in with a glance and a smile Standing out from all others in her own style Deep sultry eyes that convey feelings so deep Into my soul this vision does leap She holds me and I stand transfixed in time A rapture that thrills and feels so sublime Desire to feel more as time does pass Need to be filled more as I watch the lass Knowing that too short our time will be I will just have to watch again this vision I see By R. Thomas Dinsmore The poetry of beauty She sits and looks at me with eyes that do ensnare my soul I think of her and wonder if her smile she does control This silent siren that leads the heart to thoughts of wildness how would beauty feel if I did hold her in my sweet caress on to the next stop and find if the world does rise on her I sit here and stare into beauty's eyes till all t
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Rollins Band
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Im thinkin bout join the VIC club... ya know... Verry Important Cherry... but idk... its $15 a month... lemme kno what ya think
I Love Mandy
I love my girlfriend mandy yes i do... muah muah muah.. i love her so much :) mmm
Barbara (ward) Stevens
Barbara (Ward) Stevens, 91, died Saturday, Dec. 23, 2006, at the Presidential Oaks Nursing Home in Concord. She was a resident there for 14 years and was a longtime volunteer in the gift shop. Barbara was a lifelong resident of Contoocook and the daughter of the late Gardner M and Ida J (Hazzard) Ward. Barbara was predeceased by her husband, Harry A. Stevens, who died in June 1972, and by her brother Harvey Ward. Barbara worked for many years at Blue Cross Blue Shield in Concord before her retirement in March 1980. She was a member of Contoocook United Methodist Church, Golden Group of Hopkinton and Riverside Rebekah Lodge 22 of Contoocook. Barbara was crowned Miss Presidential Oaks in May by Miss New Hampshire Emily Hughes. She prided herself on being the same age as the Hopkinton Fair and attended every fair but the last two. She spent many hours knitting for her family, who never had to worry about cold hands. Barbara was a much-loved mother, grandmother, great-grand
Losing Your Birthday
Losing Your Birthday (a funny, true story) Because of a minor infraction, an officer aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday." As July 22 approached, his excitement increased. When he went to bed on July 21, he happily repeated, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday." The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed the international date line -- and it was July 23.
Two Hearts...
Mindful Wanderings
Now and again the past is often run through my mind. Truely realizing I have done some amazing things and met some amazing people.
Fall Into Sleep
FALLING TO SLEEP - MUDVAYNE Dreams of earthquakes Dreams of hurricanes Dreams of pouring rain Dreams of tidal wash us all away Dreams of guns blazed Dreams of fire rage Dreams of swollen graves Dreams of hollow pain All gone No more fallen No more enemy No more casuality No more dream Fall into sleep Fall into me I have a dream But nobody cares Nobody wants to listen Fall into sleep Fall into me Hang on to a dream that nobody wants Nobody cares anymore Dreams of mourning grief Dreams of disbelief Dreams of tragedy Dreams of our take us all away Dreams of fidelity Dreams of inner peace Dreams of loyalty Dreams of unity All gone All gone Fall into sleep Fall into me I have a dream But nobody cares Nobody wants to listen Fall into sleep Fall into me Hang on to a dream that nobody wants Nobody cares anymore The angels are injured Fall with broken burning wings Are we dead inside Are we blind We can't keep m
T’was The Night Before Christmas…
Kerry carefully hung the last, tiny wooden ornament on the tree, stepping back to inspect her work when she was done. “There.” She turned and faced the dark haired, long limbed woman sprawled on the couch watching her. “How’s that?” Dar tilted her head to one side and reviewed the tree. “Is that the last one?” She stroked the head of a cream colored Labrador who was snoozing on the couch next to her. “Yep.” Kerry folded her arms across her chest. “Good, because I think one more and we’d have an avalanche on our hands.” Dar chuckled, grinning when Kerry gave her a mock glower. “It’s perfect, Ker.” She relented, admiring the eight foot tall spruce adorned with lights, tinsel, garlands, and a plethora of twinkling ornaments. “The only thing missing is chestnuts roasting on an open fire.” “Well, unless you want to stand in the kitchen with me and hold them over the gas burners…” Kerry walked over and sat down next to Dar. “We’ll just have to cope since we have no open fire
They Grow Them Big In Texas
They Grow Them Big in Texas A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 15 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 15 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks. Like I said, "My boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 15 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you. So... How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "11 pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He weighed
Procedures Done!!!
Now the waiting begins...I just got my colonscopy and upper endocscopy done today... With the Upper endocscopy they stick a camara down your throat..I got severed GERD and Esphogitis. So they put me on something called protonix for that... with the colonscopy they put a camamra up your butt and run it through all your intestens and stuff...the found some polyps and they took some to do a biopsy on ..I hope the biopsy comes back well and not cancerous. We will just have to wait and see... so most of today I was pretty heavily sedated and it took me most of the day to let it wear didn't hurt...the upper endoscopy hurt and i stilll have a sore throat from it but its all good and for a good reason... Just hope that biopsy turns out okay now.
How Sexual Am I.?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%A Sicko80%Average40%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with
I Long To Feel
Like a tightly closed rosebud, I bloom for you My soft pink petals glistening with dew I gently spread those delicate petals apart The pounding in my loins in tune with my heart I’m open for you… to touch, to taste, to take Oh God, this need for you is a constant ache I’ve never felt this insatiable craving before No matter how much you give, I always want more Come to me, please… I long to feel you inside I’m burning for you, God, will this ache ever subside
Mmmmm...the Thoughts
My lips wrap around your cock, sliding down until they’re tickling the base and my tongue moves up and down your shaft, caressing all that smooth flesh. Mmm, the feel of you hot, hard and pulsing in my mouth is delicious. I can’t get enough of you. I reach up to cradle your balls in my palm, my fingers closing over them, kneading them. You press your hips forward and I can feel your cock tickle the back of my throat. I pull my mouth back up, grazing my teeth over your cock and you groan, your hands moving down to grasp my hair tightly in your hands. You push my head back down roughly until your cock is buried fully in my mouth again and hold me there as you begin to thrust. You fuck my mouth, starting out slow and then faster, harder. Your hips pistoning lightning fast as you slide in and out of my mouth. I feel your balls harden in my hand and I squeeze them, urging you on. You thrust up, pressing your cock as deep as it will go, holding my head tightly against you and I
This Is What You Want?
I dig my fingers into the arm of the couch, my knuckles turning a ghostly shade of white as your arm slides underneath me and encircles my waist. You jerk back, pulling my hips toward you and your cock slides into me in one fluid stroke. “Is this what you wanted?” You ask. Your voice is harsh and your breath is choppy as it ripples across my earlobe. You slide your other hand up into my hair, fisting it and roughly tug, pulling my head back. “Is it?” You demand. “Yes.” I whisper. You graze your teeth down the curve of my ear and stop to sink your teeth into the soft fleshy lobe. “What did you say?” “Yes. YES.” I cry out and my fingers dig more firmly into the arm of the couch. You release my earlobe and skim your tongue down, stopping to dig your teeth into the arch between my shoulder blades as you pull your hips back away from me. Your cock slides almost all the way out of my pussy and I whimper at the loss. Your teeth skim back up over my neck and you press f Bubba
well... my brother-in-law got 10 years for what he did. now i know he deserves to be punished but... i'm not gonna have my brother for atleast 3 year years.... -sighs- life isn't fair. I love you bubba. and i miss you already.
Public Masturbation
for the second time in a month, a man was arrested for publicly masturbating. Not surprisingly, the man doesn't want a lawyer because he claims he can get himself off. Things that make you go Hmmm.... Did you ever notice: If you put the 2 words "THE" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"? Advice for Office Managers: If you keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer, then when a woman goes to get one out you'll get a great view of her ass." Life is what happens while you are making other plans." - John Lennon
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How can this be true That everything I have ever wanted was given or handed to me or even bought for me. Could it be that I am true and honest with the people who mean the world to me and more. Is this true? Of course it's true because I'm honesr and true to the people who mean the world to me. Can people trust me?Of corse the can Because I'm honest and I can keep secrtes if someone don't want someone else to know about. April
Exquisit Pain
As the needle passes through the flesh, Everything is released in a single breath, The sorrow that was inside, Now replaced by the pain so divine, Memories now start to unfold, All the truths that will never be told, The shadows in my mind are now displaced, Nothing matters not even the Angelic Face, My essence now has an empty place, I now escape to the penetrations design, Now memories start to rewind, Brings me back to the very first time, Now being personified, By what has become my vice YAY getting more piercings today
There Will Be An Angel
I believe, that there will always be an angel who is watching over you by every step you'll make Like a heart beat It will never end.. just like a lightbeam clears up the darkest night the angels will help you through they'll end the inner fight they'll never leave your side.. Just like you can't turn your back at love You can't turn your back at the angels they'll help you to walk the path of life with making your own choiches and the most important of all, they'll be the umbrella in the rain.. There will be an angel..
The Vagainaterian Bad Boy's Little Guide To Happy Anal Sex
Anal sex. Men crave it. Women fear it. least most seem to. I'd like to help, out of the kindness of my pervy wittle heart. *wicked grin* Soooo.....presenting....the Vagainaterian bad boy's little guide to happy anal sex. First things first. Invest in some really good lube. NOT KY. KY was not made for anal. It dries up! You need to get something specifically made for anal sex. Astroglide is decent. ID Millenium is better, but more expensive. If you want to have anal with your lady friend more than once, buy the good stuff and use it liberally. But alas, I getting a bit ahead of myself. *grin* So invest in good lube, keep it near by. On the night you are ready to try it, do NOT attempt it during round one. You both need to cum first. Perhaps a bit of 69... This is important for a couple reasons. Number one, if this is attempt number one, the guy is going to be pretty damn excited. Make him cum first, so that he won't be quite so randy. Guys, you nee
Does She Love Me...
Jail Time
Thankfully I avoided jail time again. This case , is taken care of but I still have another on the 8, 25, 26. Cross your fingers, though the only one they can throw me in jail for is on the 8 but I am working on getting those charges dismissed.
Gonna Be Mrs. Sgt Amick Soon
Yup thats right. My hubby is getting promoted to SGT soon. He just has to finish some courses and go to the board. Of course he;s been studying every chance he gets so he'll be fine. Besides he's 1sgts have been telling him since aug that they'd get him he's E5 and they finally "got around" to it. Yay for promotions!
Tears Belong To Life
Tears belong to life, they’re not wrong Crying is a thing every one should do Cause you have to savour to be strong A great model of that all are you We should feel pain and see death We should fight for all our goals So we can cry tears of joy and hurt So we can enlarge our souls You’re not tough when you don’t share a tear You’re not tough when you don’t cry You’re human to cry about the passing years You’ll be respected the day you’ll die Share a tear for your family Share a tear for your man or wife Share a tear to fill up the sea, of all the tears that people cried in their life’s
You Make Me..
You stimulate to go for the victory You make me take every single fight You are the word “inspiration” in my dictionary You are a part of my pride You make me stand physical pain You made me mentally hard You learned me to enjoy the rain You made me made me a man apart You make me never lose faith You make me never forget you You learned me it’s never to late To make my dreams come truth
Foggy Days...
Roller Skates
Roller Skates by =kengriffin on deviantART Pastel on Paper
Deftones-bloody Cape
In waves the ships have all sailed to the sea Well do you wanna wait or leave with me tonight Cross your heart and pray the ocean will take us all the way in... First we are, ever to fall off of the earth... We must be the first ones in the world to fall of the earth We could be... soon as our needs are fed You'll give in to me and the whole heartache Makes me feel alive/same typical offering/ And you always knew we make it all the way in... First we are, ever to fall off of the earth... We must be the first ones in the world to fall of the earth It could be The carnival's empty I need you to take me home... god help, god help ... --------------------
Forever Lost
Remember how the world once was? I do What side one represtented used to be perfectly clear Not now Is there no such thing as good and evil anymore? It is hard to tell There are so many things wrong with the world Why Because the world has forgotten So much
Hey Yall
hey yall comment my pics please they are lonely they need some comments and i'd love 2 read them so please comment if yall want 2 that is i'l comment back or add u or whatever but i need something 2 read i'm dieing of boredom lol
Eyes Contest
i am in a contest for best eyes... please come and rate me...
Untill Then.....
Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you."
“ Slut’s Rebellion Cum”
This Story Is About A Real Slut. My alarm wakes me at exactly 1 am. I quickly turn it off as to not disturb Master sleeping in the next room. I stir from the bed. My legs aching, my body is sore. I caress my pussy as I think of how exhausted the night’s previous activities have made me. I reach into my night stand and pull out the envelope the muscular one had slipped into my handbag. On it was written … “I had a fabulous time. I meant it when I said I will have all of you. I must have you again. Now. Wake yourself at 1 am and open this envelope at that time.” I’m so nervous. I can barely get the envelope open. I wince as I hear the paper tearing. I hope I have not disturbed Master. Inside, there is a little card that reads… “I hope that it is now 1 am and that you are reading this. Outside is a car parked, with driver, ready to bring you to me. If you will have me, please take this ride. If not, flick your lights on and off one time and the driver shall leave and I w
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I'd Have To Go...
Salem's Question
Hard... I'm harder than the life I've lived Strong... I'm stronger than the pain this world give It's lost... So lost The world you're in The life you live I see the lies The darkside of the smiles you give I'm one I'm anyone you like me to be I'm gone Whenever you would like to be free Old... I'm older than the years I've lived Cold... I'm colder than the smile you give My life has been the dreams you say I'm living in How long will you be lost, my dear When will you give in?
Pretty Damn Amazing...
It never ceases to amaze me that someone can post a bulletin requesting ratings and votes for rank and all that other horse-shit, but when someone posts something that REALLY matters or is simply asking for a little help with IMPORTANT ISSUES, no ones gives a fuck....or does anyone besides ME actually go through the bulletins and READ the important things???? I could guarantee that if I posted a bulletin entitled, "Help, I am suicidal," it would get overlooked because it doesn't say, "Help, I need fucking ratings"!
Drag Specialties and Parts Unlimited are a distributor for motorcycle parts and a few other things. Most of all though they are a thorn in my side. In order to have a dealer's license with them you have to sell a certain amount of their product which isn't hard for the large businesses. But for those of us in the small business catagory it isn't that easy. Especially when they keep increasing their prices and the amount of money we have to spend with them. Which is nuts because there are other distributors that are much better to work with but there are a few parts that we can't get from anyone else, yet.
High School Sweethearts
Isn't it amazing that occationally we run into someone we have loved in the past. Then once we look into their eyes even though 6 years have passed the love we once knew is reborn. My heart skips a beat everytime your near though you swear you heard it stop twice as you laid your head on my chest. I love you just as I once did and always will.
We Are All About Peace, Man.
Anyone else a tad worried about this?
. How old will you be in five years? 26, 27 after the 29th 2. do you think you will be married by then? Yes 3. How tall are you? 5'7 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? My birthday on the 29th and seeing some friends 5. What's the last movie you saw? Eragon 6. Who was the last person you called? Shaun 7. Who was the last person to call you? Scott 8. What was the last text message you received? It has been awhile 9. Do you prefer to call or text? Depends on what I want to say and who I am talking to 10. Do you have any pets? Yes, dogs, and a few men 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? watching TV 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? married 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? Sunday 14. What color are your eyes? Brown/Hazel, depends on my mood they change color 15. What do you like about winter?The starting over, rebirth 16. What do you like about the summer? I can ride motorcycle, go skinny d
She struggled with her bag, her keys, and her sunglasses as she fumbled around trying to hit the 'down' button on the elevator. The cell phone in her pocket rang as the bell announced the elevators arrival, but she ignored it. Whoever it was that had decided to call her right as she was ending her shift deserved to wait for her voicemail to kick in. As she slumped against the elevator wall she exhaled deeply and closed her eyes. He'd be home when she got there. She'd had to work late and it bothered her. This was his week to work from home and she longed to be there with him instead of pulling her normal shifts at the hospital. She could almost smell his cologne and feel his arms pulling her close to him. How wonderful it would be to get home. The elevator stopped and the bell announced her floor of the parking garage. She slid into her car, started the engine and pulled her cell phone from her pocket. She smiled a little smile and felt a small pang of guilt for not answering whe
What U Waiting For........gwen Stefani
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Ghetto Spellin' Words:
........ This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel." 7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" She say "fortify." Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word.... Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
The Key
Of all the tourists who invade Santorini each summer, Americans are my favorite. They don't bother to learn much Greek before they get here, but they are friendly enough to make you forgive them. My brother and I have run our restaurant, The Octopus, for nearly 20 years. Our sign is not in English but still the Americans come. Christos and I prefer the Greek customers, but in the end, everybody's money is the same. Only half the restaurant is enclosed. It faces the narrow walkway through Oia. The east side is completely open and overlooks the clear, sparkling Mediterranean. Tourists usually gravitate to that side. Locals come inside so they can talk with me and my brother, hear the music, be close to the bar. So, I was a little surprised when this gorgeous American woman sauntered in and sat at the bar. We do not have one of those fancy bars like you'd find in an upscale restaurant or hotel. There are only five tall chairs and they aren't even comfortable! Greeks sit, drink, a
This Is Soooo Me *lol*
You Are 48% Bitchy Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out! Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it. How Bitchy Are You?
The Number 23 Movie
Basically, my wait is over. Jim Carrey is finally stepping in to the dark side and actually doing a horror/thriller "the number 23". For those, who have read my interest page you already know that horror movies are my life. So I'm pretty excited about his new movie. "the number 23" "story" An animal controll officer Walter Sparrow {carrey} has found a book he doesn't dare put down. By reading a mysterious book "the number 23", given to him as a birthday gift from his wife actress {virginia madsen}. Walter twists his once placid exsistence into a inferno of psychological torture. Wich possibly leads him to his death or his loved one's. And all by the number 23. If this movie has you interested then I suggest you check it out. "the number 23" comes out 2/23/06. Thanks for everyone for reading, -cheers,
A Little Survey
*ABOUT ME SURVEY* name: Mike or Michael birthdate: December 18th birthplace: Charleston, West Virginia current location: Hammond, Indiana eye color: Blue hair color: Blonde height: 6'2" right handed or left handed: A little of both. the shoes you wore today: New Balance sneakers your weakness: Being a nice guy your fears: Dying a lonely man your perfect pizza: Meat lovers pizza your bedtime: anytime after about 1am your most missed memory: some of the bands I used to work for pepsi or coke: Neither, Diet Dr. Pepper macdonalds or burger king: Neither, Wendy's single or group dates: single (if I ever get a chance to go on one) lipton ice tea or nestea: Not a tea person chocolate or vanilla: Neither, Strawberry cappuccino or coffee: Neither do you smoke: No do you swear: Constantly do you sing: Not in public [lmao] do you shower daily: Yes have you been in love: Mayb
Uss Nicholas Dd-449 ( Part One)
A little bit of history and worth your time to read. Prior to start of WW2 most branches of US Military woefully underataffed and badly equipted. Navy was not exception. Some very bright and forward thinking men developed the Fletcher Class US Navy Destroyers in the mid to late 1930's. The USS Fletcher DD-445 was first to have her keel laid down, hence; class name. The USS Nicholas was the first to be comissioned in June 1942. Nicholas sister ship was USS O'Bannon DD-450 which is pictured with Nick and carrier. Both these small vessels were the most highly decorated ships in WW2. Their heroics will never be duplicated. The Nicholas was and remains to this day the fastest ship in the US Navy. On the open sea with all four boilers lit she could steam for 6-8 hours at flank speed of plus 37 knots which translates into 43-46MPH. That's speed!!!!
Uss Nicholas Dd-449 Part Two)
When the Japanese surrendered Admiral Halsey ordered the Nicholas to accompany his flag ship USS Missouri into Tokyo Bay. One very small destroyer along side on very big battleship!! So the Nicholas served from 1942-1971!! In her career she had under gone many retro fits, equipment up-grades and rebuilds. But alas age does creep into all things. She and most of her sister ships were scrapped and turned into razor blades. SAD!! The older gentleman is Captain David E. Cummins who servered 37 years in USN. He was in 11 ships for more than 22 years at sea. USS Nicholas DD-449 is the "ONLY SHIP ON HIS WALL OF MEMORIES"!!! He was skipper from 1961-1964 and the best damn Captain in the Navy. I served under (3) in Nicholas. We are still in touch to this day and he calls me his "friend". I can only address him as "Captain Cummins".......never David! Some of you will understand! The Nicholas and all her sister ships displaced about 2150 tons of water. The newer US Navy d
Funny We Story 4 Ya..............
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
You Make Me Sick-pink
You Make Me Sick Lyrics They make me sick I know I feel you That's why we got to stick together Yep, yep, yep *laughs I know it! 1 - You make sick I want you and I'm hatin' it Got me lit like a candlestick Get too hot when you touch the tip I'm feeling it, I gotta get a grip on this Driving me crazy baby don't you quit Can't get enought of it You got me going again Baby you got me going again You make sick We was on our way home on the freeway In the six double O bumpin' Isley He was gettin' kind of close, kind of touchy Guess he had a little too much Hennesy He told me that he wanna go home With me up on the hill to my condo Told me he would keep it all on the low-low But I told him go I don't really know though He got closer to me He started getting deep He had me in a zone When he started to show me things I never saw before Baby was smooth but I knew it was game Helluva a cool but you man had the same The way he licked his lips And touched m
Just Some Thoughts...
What is the problem with people who ask sarcastic rhetorical questions? Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. I'd strongly suggest you put on a pair of new Dockers Heat-Resistant Comet Pants first though, unless you're into third-degree burns. When technology advances enough to shrink cellular phones to the size of an actual cell, it would probably be a good idea to clone a bunch of them, because man, those things are going to be really easy to lose. Sometimes I just stare into the sun, marveling at its powers and gentle grace that warms the Earth and allows for life itself. Then I stop and think "Good God, I've blinded myself again!" If you ever decide to build yourself a house made of butter, you should try to live next to a house made of toast. That would make for a hilarious news story. You should never cry over spilt milk. Unless, of course, you are stranded on a deserted island and a magical genie shows up and offers you a lifetime of pleasure, fame, and
The Human Race Is Doomed Because Of Stupidity
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?? On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion). On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought????...) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save me more time On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep A
Gots Ta Be
[Verse 1:] It's not my way, to talk to strangers But I feel like I already know you, And if you need somebody I wanna manage you, huh I can tell that you've been through some changes in your past, relationships But come on and walk through that door Cause I'm what you've been waitin for [Bridge:] Whatever's on your mind (let it out) Girl we've got lots of time (we can talk) Through all the good times and bad times I wanna be the gots ta be in your life [Chorus 1:] Gots ta be the one that makes you sad Gots ta be the one you never had Gots ta be the one that you want so damn bad Gotta be, gotta be, gotta be your everything (everything) Gots be the only one you fight Gots ta be the one that makes it right Gots ta be the one you don't like half the time (the time) Gotta be, gotta be, gotta be your everything [Verse 2:] Girl you just can't love anybody I tell you I'm the right one for you, But you gots to believe me Cause everything that I tell you is true, y
Pullin Me Back
[Chorus] Every time I try to leave Something keeps pulling me back, me back Telling me I need u in my life Every time I try to go Something keeps telling me that, me that Everything gon' be alright Every time I try to leave Something keeps pulling me back, me back Telling me I need u in my life It was meant to be You were meant for me So that means we gotta make it work [Verse 1] It was all good at first, Spending money, going shopping Eating at the finest restaurants And then from club hopping She was right thurr with me bottle popping living that life She just didn't understand my lifestyle and that I don't like We didn't have a worry in the world, got u diamonds got u pearls But I can't help it if Ching-A-Ling been attracting all the girls Baby I'm a superstar and that come wit it You got a good nigga on the side, you betta run wit it, Even though I'm on tha road doing shows, I make time for me n her, relationship to grow They tell me don't trust a woman
You Probably Won't Like This But Oh Well
Alrighty so I'm bored, as usual, so I've decided to write about some of these retarded ass pictures I see people use on here. This will probably offend some of you but I really don't care. I'm bored and this is what I have to say. First are those annoying as fuck pics that change from a normal one to some animal or shit like that. Because about 90% of the time, the person using it is ugly as hell and is trying to make themselves look better. Then you have those chicks that post extreme angle pics that show off their seemingly large boobs. But when you go to look at the rest because you think you've come across a good looking girl, it turns out to be some...rather large chick...for lack of a less offensive term. GAH I hate that. And you've got the people that use badass pics that aren't of a person and you think ok, maybe they're cool and you go to the page and it's some old dude or chick. WTF M8? What's also annoying is reading nothing but X-Rated comments on some chick's pics. Nobody
I Got This Poem Off The Black Market, Along With My Usual
Fluffy clouds in the air Floating in the big blue sky Like deformed pillows
It's Friday!!
It's Friday!!! Almost 60 degees @ 8AM in Lima, Ohio!! Unbeliveable for January 5th!! Bad hair day for Bill but hopefully it will improve. You all have a rousing good time today and spread love and happiness!!
My Heart, My Mind, My Soul, Dose Ne One Care?
Well here i am again sitting here thinink and starting to hurt so i am going to try and write this in hopes that a little bit of the pian will stop but like always i don't think it will i am starting to think that the pain will never go away althou i wish it would every day but the wish never comes true like always i wish and wish for rhings and it never happens but i don't give up althou right now as i sit her looking back all i see is a little happynest surronded by heartake pain and alot of other things and right now i want to know one thing WHEN IS IT GOING TO END WHEN DO I GET TO LOVE THE WAY I WANT TO LOVE WHEN CAN NE ONE ANSWER THAT QUESTION FOR ME something tells me i wont get a answer to it but there it is and as for everything elese hell if i know right now i just want to know what it is like to have love in my love and it not run off for a change or me fuck it up or what ever i just want to be able to know what the feeling feels like in my heart my mind and my soul cause i h
Mother In Laws Sister
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life sucks Category: Life Life sucks right now. Sometime I wish I could get drunk and forget everything. But then I look at Emily and think life will get better someday. Family driving me up a wall. No b/f in my life to help me wth my stress. Just two good friends who do the best they can. I dont have to will power ne more to change my life. I'm just so tired of wondering this earth. Want to rest and figure out where to go next. I'm growin old before my time. Want to have fun and enjoy life like I did when I was just a lil kid.
For My Boy Airborne All The Way
Out Of The Dark...
Maybe Bye For Awhile..
in burnaby where i am we'er having big winds.. lights r flickering and street lights went out.. my power might be going out tonight so if im not on thats y.. but if i am then talk to u all soon :)
Subject: "67%" I didn't write this, but I admire the person who did: Discontented? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67% of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69% of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I starting thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4% of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and
~~why Why Why ~~
Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep run
To My Amazing Friend Black Wolf
You came into my life one day unexpectly. We began to talk and found that we felt comfortable talking to each other. Slowly we opened up more and more until it seemed as if we had known each other forever. You helped me through so much and made me see that I was strong enough to keep pushing forward. You had enough confidence in me to keep pushing me on through everything, not letting me give up. When things got really hard you were there to help me not think I was the one who messed up. Even after he was gone you were still around. Encouraging me to move forward but to be catious at the same time. Then one day your world fell apart as mine had just a few months before. I tried to help but there wasn't really much I could do but be there for you when you needed someone to talk to. Seeing you so hurt bothered me because you deserve so much better. Finally things are slowly working themselves out for the both of us I think. You more then me maybe but thats okay. You have bee
Don't Give Up
You thought you had what you wanted Then one day you realized Maybe people were right So many told you to think it through Now you are confused Because there are two Instead of the one that you feel it should be You know you have to decide Which you want But either way you are going to hurt one No idea what you should do One knows about the other One is totally clueless You're afraid the clueless one will catch on And things will get ugly Don't want to hurt either But don't really want both One has your vows The other has your heart You just want to give up So you don't have to hurt either But in the end that wont help at all Instead it will make things worse Search your heart and soul For what you really want That is what you must go after But the last thing you can do is give up
To Much To Ask
Thougth he was the one Had his baby Was engaged to him But then he left Came back totally different Treated us both like we didn't matter All I want is a man Someone who knows how to treat me And will love my baby Be the Daddy she deserves Yet know when to say no to her Is it too much to ask To find a man One who will take us both in Don't want him to support me Just to love me And show her what a Daddy really is I don't want her to be like me Don't want her to miss it all To think she isnt good enough For a man to love her as his own Is it too much to ask???
When You're Gone
I feel alone every now and then Even with you home Because our schedules clash Yet I know I will hear from you At the days end But soon you will be gone Away from the phone Away from the computer It's going to be hard We are both going to be lost But I know this much I'll be alone The entire time your gone Til the day you come home And I can wrap my arms around you again Nobody else will take your place No matter how long I have to wait
I have noticed on some Cherry Tap profiles the word "PAT" beside the GENDER listing of the profile. What type or kind of gender is "PAT". Please enlighten me!!
Just sitting here jammin' to Eric Clampton and getting ready for NFL Football. My thoughts are on the USA. We do live in the best Country on the face of this good old earth. We have more freedoms, wealth, prosperity, opportunity et al than anywhere else. Any of use can achieve goals only imagined elsewhere. We are only held back by our own self doubt and fear. Just counting the hairs around my navel.........
Tampons (garenteed To Like)
A biker walks into a convenience at about 2:30 in the morning. He walks up to the cashier and asks "Where are your tampons?" The clerk goes, "Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left." Biker disappears down the aisle and finally, about 45 min. later he returns carrying toilet paper and cotton balls. The cashier starts to ring him up and goes, "You know, I know it's none of my business, but I thought you were here for tampons." Biker goes, "Well, last week I sent my ol' lady out for smokes and she comes back with ziz zags and tobacco, by God that fucking bitch can roll her own too."
Biker Definitions
Biker Definitions: Alaskan hooker = Frostitute Anteater = hungry uncle Anal sex = man in the moon Swap meet = What's done at an orgy Flathead = blow job with no gusto High jacking = hand job at 40,000 feet Hogwash = Miss Piggy's douche Quadrasexual = someone who will do anything for a quarter NASA = need another seven astronauts Fear = face everything and recover, fuck everything and run True happiness = seeing mother-in-law on milk carton Fuck off = two babes tied for first place in beauty contest Lap dog = Ugly old lady who gives head Herpes = name for a dog that won't heal Manicurist = someone who gives good hand jobs Tuna salad = pussy w/lettuce and tomato inside Perfect 10 = when she lies on her back she still has cleavage Gynecologist = deaf mute that reads lips
The Marine And The Atheist Professor
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "Wha
Drugs Are....
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this... O o ...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did yon do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did y
You scored as Labret Piercing. You probably intimidate a whole lot of people without really meaning too. If people could just get past the many tattoos, piercings, and sideburns I'm sure they'd love you. Or still be scared, who knows.Labret Piercing100%Tongue Piercing90%Nipples90%Lip Piercing80%Dirty Piercings80%Cartilage Piercing60%Belly Button Piercing50%Earlobe Piercing40%Nose Piercing20%What Piercing Are You?created with
I Miss You So Much Right Now
G'ma I miss you so much right you where my rock when i had a problem i could always come and talk to you and some how by the time i left i was ok again or atleast calm down amd i knew thigns would get better and that is why i miss you so much right now and i love you so much Sara i miss you so much right now i know that we had ruff times but i miss you so much right now cause you where one of the only people that could and can calm me down and even gave enough of a shit to even try to calm me down it seem like almost every one elese around me could give a shit less how i doing or how i am feeling and that is why i love you with all my heart and i hope we can work things out and why i miss you so much right now cause i could really use you close to me holding me Kimberly, James, And Danyelle Daddys i loves and misses yall so very much not getting to have yall in my life and watch yall grow up or ne thing elese has really hurt me i mean the world to me and i miss yall so much and
Stimulated Dome
Cool, calm, collected My perspective Is to analyze every situation the family die Put my mind in isolation I be facing nightmares Fraid cause the dead Yo they sayin that I'm right there Tried to wake, but I can't see where I'm at Finally wake then I'm relaxing on a dime sack The crimes that I did way back In my mind is played back Over and over That's the reason that I'm never sober Twenty two the skinny, broke mummy man It's all good now a days I got money plans The time that I'm wastin up in this occupation Got me tokin bongs in my crib, steady pacing Look for my homies, but they already gettin high Caught in the struggle Maintain they tryin to get by Read to die when it happens recognize I told ya Go all out, even if you're coma soldiers I wake up and sleep with a L Write rhymes with a L But never take a L So let my mind start to elevate shit Portions of the divorce shit Got the playas always screamin forfeit Let my mind start to elevate Gin and freight
When I First Saw You (gimmie Your Love)
When I first saw you baby You took my breath away, I knew your name was trouble But, my heart got in the way I couldn't stop myself from reaching out, I could not turn away I don't even know your name An' I can't leave you alone, I'm running round in circles Like a dog without a bone I know the game you're playing But, baby I just can't let go So give me all your love tonight, I'll do anything you want Just give me all of your loving tonight I work hard everyday To love and treat you right. I rock you in the morning And roll you in the night. Any way you want I'm gonna prove my love for you. So give me all your love tonight, Give me all your love tonight I'll do anything you want, Just give me all of your loving tonight, tonight, tonight... I am blinded by your smile And I'm crazy about your walk I shiver and I shake When I hear you baby talk I'm a fool for your loving babe, Give me all your loving tonight... So give me all your love tonight, Give me a
Ohne Dich
Ich werde in die Tannen gehen Dahin wo ich sie zuletzt gesehen Doch der Abend wirft ein Tuch aufs Land und auf die Wege hinterm Waldesrand Und der Wald er steht so schwarz und leer Weh mir, oh weh Und die Vögel singen nicht mehr Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein Ohne dich Mit dir bin ich auch allein Ohne dich Ohne dich zähl ich die Stunden ohne dich Mit dir stehen die Sekunden Lohnen nicht Auf den Ästen in den Gräben ist es nun still und ohne Leben Und das Atmen fällt mir ach so schwer Weh mir, oh weh Und die Vögel singen nicht mehr Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein Ohne dich Mit dir bin ich auch allein Ohne dich Ohne dich zähl ich die Stunden ohne dich Mit dir stehen die Sekunden Lohnen nicht ohne dich
1. the magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can never end 2. life is like a movie, you sit and watch it all go by you, or you stand up and become part of the action 3. most people worry about the what ifs of any situation, never let love be one of those situations 4.To live you must first feel pain, for after knowing the power of pain, can you truely find real happiness within your life 12-15-06
In Less Than An Hour
Everything fell to shit. My daughter fell and smashed her forehead on the kitchen floor so she's bruised with a big ole swollen egg on her head. Then I find out that my "man" is in the Emergency Room. He was losing his hearing, his heart was skipping beats, he felt nautious and dizzy. Needless to say, I am going to go pace the floors for a few hours. I wont be able to sleep knowing my kid has a bruised noggin and my best friend is in the hospital and I cant do a damn thing about it but wait. I'm a wreck.
My Mother In Laws Niece
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Now I Can Breathe
So, everything is ok now. My daughter is ok. She has a bad bruise, but is back to her normal cute self. Jason is fine too. Long story and I am a little irked at him right now so we wont get into legistics. Everyone is ok and I can finally breathe. I am exhausted. I woke up every 20 minutes or so last night after falling asleep at 2am. *yawn* I need more coffee. Thanks for the love guys. *smooches*
Funny Thoughts Part 1
Ok so this is a short blog compared to the others that are about to be posted, but my funny thought was, image what a Chinese or Japanese person would sound like if they had a stutter, that would be the most confusing but funny shit ever.
THIS IS stay da fuk away from it ...ty have a nice day My poems im postin up 4 yall to read ..enjoy its from life xperiences.... I have many revelations and many temptations my own revolution without any solutions It's like trial witout jury I'm in no hurry No pain and no worries I do not make amends with my enemies or my friends I carry all the blame but never wit the shame I've been denied I've been defied I can't resist the devils kiss I've seen nightmares come to life I've also seen dreams shatter I don't complain about what doesn't matter How many pictues can I paint of a tainted governments plot to let us keep getting raped This is not my fate It's not too late I never run and hide I'm an instrument of pathetic times This is just a puzzle I never disengage this rage on this pedestol I will stand As I've always stood No apologies accepteed I cannot use excuses My self abuse is useless suicide is not an answer but some still r
Friends Or Not?
Hey all this is my first blog and needed to get somethings off my chest. I have a boyfriend that i really like yet i have a "online" boyfriend that i have known for over 4 years and there are true feelings there because we know it we have met and i hid the meetings behind my boyfriend. we didnt do nething wrong i just knew that my boyfriend would have been really upset with me so i was scared. im torned between two men that i truly have feelings for and the "online" guy i know right now that i cant have unless its just weekends. Ok neways I got drunk the other night with suppose to have been my best friend and i was "passed" out and over heard her talking to my current boyfriend about my "online" friend. Now what i want to know is is she truly my best friend would your best friend do that to you? makes me question a lot of things. Feel free to leave me a message or comment on it
There are some new ones up of me if ya wanna rate em if not then :O)~ on
Self-cleaning Underwear
Self-Cleaning Underwear Goes Weeks Without Washing Self-cleaning fabrics could revolutionize the sport apparel industry. The technology, created by scientists working for the U.S. Air Force, has already been used to create t-shirts and underwear that can be worn hygenically for weeks without washing. The new technology attaches nanoparticles to clothing fibers using microwaves. Then, chemicals that can repel water, oil and bacteria are directly bound to the nanoparticles. These two elements combine to create a protective coating on the fibers of the material. This coating both kills bacteria, and forces liquids to bead and run off. The U.S. military spent more than $20 million to develop the fabric, deriving from research originally intended to protect soldiers from biological weapons. Jeff Owens, one of the scientists who worked to develop the process, said, "During Desert Storm, most casualties were from bacterial infections—not accidents or friendly fire. We trea
The Art Of Deception Revealed
The Art of Deception Revealed By Massimo Polidoro The great fake psychics are great improvisationists. This means that a really good pseudo-psychic is able to produce phenomena under almost any circumstance. A quick mind and a good knowledge of the techniques and psychology of deception are all that is needed. Sometimes, only a quick mind is enough. In one early test of telepathy, in 1882, pseudo-psychic G.A. Smith and his accomplice, Douglas Blackburn, were able to fool researchers of the Society for Psychical Research. In a later confession, Blackburn described how they had to think fast and frequently invent new ways of faking telepathy demonstrations. Once, for example, Smith had been swathed in blankets to prevent him from signaling Blackburn. Smith had to guess the content of a drawing that Blackburn had secretly made on a cigarette paper. When Smith exclaimed, "I have it,” and projected his right hand from beneath the blanket, Blackburn was ready. He had tr
Archaeology From The Dark Side
Creationists and New Agers have formed a common front to undermine mainstream archaeology and its scientific view of the human past. Are they winning? Archaeology from the dark side By Andrew O'Hehir In February of 1961, three amateur gem collectors dug a mechanical gizmo encased in fossil-encrusted rock out of a mountainside in the Southern California desert. They didn't know what it was, and began showing it to friends and associates. Within a few years this thingummy, which became known as the Coso artifact, had assumed an almost mythic importance. It consisted of a cylinder of what seemed to be porcelain with a 2-millimeter shaft of bright metal in its center, enclosed by a hexagonal sheath composed of copper and another substance they couldn't identify. Yet its discoverers at first believed it had been found in a geode, a hardened mineral nodule at least 500,000 years old. If the Coso artifact was real -- that is, if it was really an example of unknown technolo
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom > mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and old. Pay me a compliment." > > The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn > near perfect." > > He never heard the shot..................
Be with me: Be with me when I'm down. Be with me when I'm up. Be with me when I'm not sure. Be with me when I'm always around. Be with me when I'm not there. Be with me when I'm confused. Be with me when I'm I know it all. Be with me when I'm sad. Be with me when I'm angry. Be with me when I'm not right. Be with me because you love me. Be with me because you don't have to be. Be with me because you want to be. Be with me because you want no other. Be with me because I am the only one. Be with me because I would do nothing less for you.
Stolen Entry #1
Yesterday The Connoisseur and I went to Target. I needed to buy deodorant and drugs for my stupid cold, and a box of issue to keep in the car until my nose decides to stop running marathons. Of course since we were there, we had to browse then entire freaking store. This includes the shoes. I love shoes. We all know this. We all also know that judging by some of the shoes I have owned in the past, I am of the sometimes misguided idea that any shoe can be fantastic with the right clothes, hair, etc. I am a fashion victim waiting to happen. Anyway, the shoes. If I had $30.00 to waste right now, I’d be buying a pair of shoes that I have no idea what I’d wear with them. Actually I do. Anything. Just for the chance to wear them. Because I need a pair of black and white zebra striped pumps. I need them. But I’m not going to get them so I should stop thinking about them, right? Right! Instead, I’ll talk about the fact that in some sort of mindless stab for something to do today, I jo
Her Or Me
You are with her But care bout us both Dont know where its going Things have been rocky She is the one you've been with Always thought you'd spend your life with But now Im in the picture And you dont know what you really want You're trying to work it out See if things are going to be ok Yet at the same time We are becoming closer Im sittin here Trying to figure out Who you really want Her or me I will never make you choose But I hope one day I wont have to That you will on your own Even if its her As long as your happy Its fine with me
More Words...
Red Wine Tonight I sit Beside myself An idea As sweet as this Red wine Pouring it out Trickling Over your breasts Dancing Across your belly Flowing Down Between your thighs Sinking deep inside Your lips As sweet as this Red wine We share this Thirsty Kiss… 1.5.07 James C. Leveroni
Why I Feel So Much Better !!!
The Democrats new promise "A New Direction For America" The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back. A new direction from there means, what? Unemployment is at 25 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Oil prices are plummeting. A new direction from there means, what? Taxes are at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs. A new direction from there means, what? The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year. A new direction from there means, what? Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years. A new direction from there means, what? Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01. A new direction from there means, what? Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced in years, if he's alive at all,
Wanton Freedoms...
Random Survey Woot
TOTALLY FREAKIN RANDOM!!When last did u eat peanut butter?:No idea Was it on white bread or brown bread?:white What's you're opinion on sun-block?:um, it works maybe? Do you wear socks often?:yeah i think If so, how often do you change them?:daily What about you're underwear?:i'm still wearing my sunday underwear *teehee* jk lol daily! What colour are you wearing right now?:blue boxers Have you ever owned a cat?:yes, a long time ago Just answer with whatever pops into your head, don't think about your answePineapple?:boo Beer?:whiskey! Money?:sure! Toenails?:mmmm toenails Dandruff?:snow? Paper?:kitty! Diary?:ooooo Secret?:hmmm? Apple juice?:apple cider! Floor?:sleep When last did you...Floss?:this morning i think.. Shower?:this morning Eat?:umm about an hour ago Kiss someone?:not in a long while talk on the phone?:yesterday Swear?:a few minutes ago i think.. i don't remember.. FUCK Are you..Male?:yes Female?:only on sundays Do you l
Alright Soo.....
I've been having a rough week, but after the gym tonight and some beers I think it'll be ok. My company is totally pissed at me, and they pretty much let me know daily but fuckin me in the ass. They are being nice enough to give me tomorrow morning off since I think they realised I was getting the shaft. Here's something random, I'm so stoked the gators too the championship, oh yeah. Go Florida. My buddy turns 21 tonight so I'm sure I'll be way ass drunk in a little while typing stupid shit on this, because that's just what I do. Anyway I've been stuck on level four for like ever, so you know I'm pretty much sure I suck at this. Ya'll have some fun and hit me up when your bored.
Pretty Damn Funny Joke!
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Texas A & M. Go figure. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word “Timbuktu.” The San Francisco State graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: “'Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination -- Timbuktu.” The audience went wild! How, they wondered if the redneck could top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited: “Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one
Cab Driver
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mommy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work," she replied. The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative. After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?" "They mostly become cab drivers," she replied.
42 More Days.......
Awkward Moment
girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come o
Last Night Surprise
Staring into her soulful eyes He draws her exuding love; Breathing her . . . Intense . . . Continual caresses His only reminder Of their earthly realm. Historic embers rekindled An unstoppable inferno; Rare Pure Unfettered Incandescent love; The outline of dreams The paintbrush of fantasies.
Thoughts To Share While On My Cig. Break
I am always thirsty, I have gotten quite used to the feeling if one can ever be. My thirst does grow and fade some at different times. Yet lately it just isn't enough, the thirst is growing constantly and never ceases.
Lunch Time Thoughts
It is rather funny how the reactions of men seeing a women behind the counter of a bike shop can vary. One man will automatically think that I can do nothing but answer phones. Another will think I am dating the owner, which I am not. There is always a man who can get over how I look. Not to mention the man who thinks the combination of women and motorcycles is sexy. I still can't believe how so many think I don't know a damn think about bikes.
Whats Your Input?
ok so here is an honest question for all the guys...... If a girl ets implants that aren't too big and they actually look really nice would you be for it or against it?
~~the Idiots Of The Year~~
Number One Idiot of 2006: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. Number One Idiot of 2006 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006: Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard
Need Bombers
~~variations Of Sex~~
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance woul
The Quick & Painless Enneagram Test
the Perfectionist Thanks for taking the test ! you chose CZ - your Enneagram type is ONE (aka "The Reformer"). "I do everything the right way" Perfectionists are realistic, conscientious, and principled. They strive to live up to their high ideals. How to Get Along with Me Take your share of the responsibility so I don't end up with all the work. Acknowledge my achievements. I'm hard on myself. Reassure me that I'm fine the way I am. Tell me that you value my advice. Be fair and considerate, as I am. Apologize if you have been unthoughtful. It will help me to forgive. Gently encourage me to lighten up and to laugh at myself when I get uptight, but hear my worries first. What I Like About Being a One being self-disciplined and able to accomplish a great deal working hard to make the world a better place having high standards and ethics; not compromising myself being reasonable, re
The Monastics And Their Sex!
HIST 295 Suzanne L. Neeley Those Who Pray: The Women To begin, we must examine the origins of modern renditions of the legend of Pope Joan and other similar stories that are popular in today's media marketplace. Firstly, feminist scholarship suffers from several problems, not the least of which is its tendency to impose a post modern value system onto historical figures, events and places that bear no relationship whatsoever with such modern ideas. Further, feminist versions of such "history" face the inevitable problem of figuring out the motivations of historical female figures, while at the same time, attempting to draw upon their own value system. This is a rather shallow error and it leads to numerous problems in examining any period of history with any seriousness. If female historians wish to be taken seriously, then they certainly ought to imbue their work with the sobriety that it demands and quit endowing historical women with a post modern feminist agenda that
Joke:suck The Poison Out
2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!". The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!". So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor. "Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says. "It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.". The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?" the other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"
Joy Ride
"Hey Jack! Come over here, there's someone here I think you'd like to meet." Greg called to his friend. Jack looked up and found Greg. He was standing at the keg, and standing next to him was the brunette from the office. She was about 5'5", had brown hair, devastatingly beautiful blue eyes, a smile that would make a man of stone turn to jelly, perfect breasts - slightly over a handful each, Jack has once estimated - and a flat athletic belly above an ass and legs in perfect proportion to her chest. In short, she was a living goddess if there was one. She was wearing a back-less white top that tied behind her neck and around her waist, a black pleated skirt that was short enough to show off her athletic legs, yet long enough to be considered acceptable at a public, corporate function. She was on the set-up committee for this function and she still managed to look incredible. Jack could feel his face getting red. He'd made the mistake of letting Greg know that he'd wanted to me
Long Term Goals
Bound by chains She was a slave Kept as a secret Her life so grave The chains that held her Where chains of love Bound by her honor Caged like a dove He loved to touch her To caress her skin She couldn’t resist him As he slid within He cupped her breasts Tugging with his lips She arched her back Raising her hips She loved the feeling Of him inside Every time he took her On this wonderful ride The feel of his breath As he licked her clit Feeding the fire That had just been lit She moaned with pleasure As he rose above Their bodies fit together Like a hand and a glove His manhood inside her Sliding between her hips Her pussy so hot and wet Upon him cum drips Grinding and rocking Bodies in motion Pleasing each other With so much emotion His passion is building That deep fire within Rock hard and knowing Her heart he must win He makes sure to please her Before her he kneels Her cum on his tongue Every drop he steals Her
My First Blog!!!
So this is going to be my first blog. To start with I would to say how I became a member, One of my friends showed me this site and at first i wasn't interested then after watching her on it for awhile i then desided to try it for my self. This web site rocks I really liked how before i even had my profile all set up people we're all ready welcoming me in and I would like to say thank you to those people who did that. If you have any Questions just ask!! ~Brat~
Love In Distance...
If distance makes the heart grow fonder, then let it keep our hearts from wander. Make me strong and build thyself, fix thy faults and lift mine health. Thy actions strange and not of old, for what is meant may be foretold. Look deeper to the fold of reason, betwixt the mode that makes our treason. Help me see what hurt I bear to thee, for love and life with you I see. Within thyself, an instrument of gold, most dear to me, myself, you hold. 'Tis what you seek, and I of you. Make this your heart and key to true love and freedom from our woes of fear. For you, my love, I hold most dear.
Hold On
Dear friend, I know times are hard and you are on your guard The bony hands of fate have filled you with such hate Just hold on for one more day things will go your way What is life, but soft desires and that which we wish to acquire Things which we can not escape we must learn to reshape Just hold on for one more day things will go your way There are times we go astray from our destined pathway But do not show concern for in life we must learn Just hold on for one more day things will go your way So stand up straight and tall and walk down life's hall Please try to never forget life we should never regret Just hold on for one more day things will go your way
My Pain
Tracks on my face stomping my soul Not an empty space no little hole Building your ego not working as a team Wishing i could just go crushing my self-esteem Crying myself to sleep wish I could die The hurt runs deep no more tears i can cry A quick slice of the wrist the blood soon to run I know I shall not be missed at this moment the end has begun Laying here on the cold floor a tear runs down my cheek On this world I close the door a new life is all i seek Seeing the light looking for heaven Giving up the fight my eyes closed at eleven
If every kiss I give to you, could make you melt. I would kiss you... F o r e v e r. If every word i said, could make you smile. I would talk... F o r e v e r. If the song I sing to you, could bring you joy. I would sing... F o r e v e r. If staring into your eyes, could make your heart melt. I would stare... F o r e v e r. If a promise I make to you, could make you dream. I would promise... F o r
Arthur Thompson
CONCORD -- Arthur Thompson, 85, of Pleasant Street, died Jan. 10, 2007, in Concord Hospital. He was born in Bass River Nova Scotia, to Ira and Minerva (Stevens) Thompson. He graduated from Ashland (Mass.) High School. He was a U.S. Army veteran of World War II. He formerly resided in Ridge Manor, Fla., Springfield, N.H., and Natick, Mass. Mr. Thompson was a pressman/superintendent at the Boston Globe.
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Her Lips...
Why Is It That We All Get Bored As Hell!! Feel Like Talking To Me? Write Me In This Blog And I Will Get Back To Ya!
Write me in this blog and we can discuss whatever you want. I am just way way bored and need to do something!! Write me soon.
DA BEARS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Old Poem
Desire’s Fires Wild desire’s my mind does seek Temptations of my flesh so weak A soul in torment longing for the unknown Conflicted conscience of all it’s been shown Trust destroyed vows taken in vain Lost in the past the tears do rain Unwilling to tread the cutting path Knowing I face the scorned ones wrath Two who suffer pain they never earned I can’t change the course of one I spurned Hurt is due the one who my affection did alienate Lost is the driven soul so detestably full of hate Never to be at peace in this world or the next A curse placed upon a heart an immortal hex Never loving and never free to love true Cost of the past coming long over due A desire to bring nothing but hurt and pain Torture from one soul driven insane Knowing a love that it can never have in this life Knowing no one wants to call her wife Lies that murdered trust and killed all I held inside A path that was chosen that is long and wide The easier softer way of fleeting desi
To Blog Or Not To Blog
So sitting up way too late again for me but what's new. If you know me then you know I don't sleep very well at night. Trying to figure out if I should write up this blog or not. It's been a while since I have laid things out there or even written up the next chapter of my Cherry Tap chapter story. I've been doing a lot of thinking recently (which can be quite scary at times) and have found it difficult to come up with a lot of answers for the questions I have. I question the fact of why I have the ability to be an empath. What makes it so that I have to be able to feel exactly what everyone else feels and then I feel the same way they do? Why can't I just not have that ability? Is it simply because it allows me to judge someone's character and be able to relate to them, heck if I know. Then there is the question of why do I get visions in my dreams for things that are supposed to happen in the future but yet I don't remember them until they happen? Just tonight I had two
Redneck Pick-up Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty Is only a light switch away. 8) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 10) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 11) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
"smell It? Lady, I'm Sittin' In It !!
Maxine took her car to her mechanic. She told him "Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while there is this terrible smell !! . It never happens when I am on my own" This quite intrigued the mechanic so he said, "OK, lets go for a spin and see what the problem is". Off they went. She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction at 70 MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both sides of the street, narrowly missed three pedestrians in pedestrian crossings, ran several red lights, and just missed a policeman on street traffic duty. They returned to the shop and she said, "There it is now, there's that terrible smell. Can you smell it?" ********* *
Birth Control
A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie. "Don't worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop. I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her. I always knew she didn't trust me!"
Us Skunk Needs Driver For Ride Home - Just Put It On Airfoce One They Are Used To The Stink
US skunk needs driver for ride home January 15, 2007 - 3:17PM Canadian wildlife officials are looking for a brave driver prepared for a 3,500-kilometre trip to take a stinky stowaway skunk back to her home in California. But the skunk, who survived a seven-day journey across the United States and into Canada without food and water, after being accidentally locked away in a transport truck, is having a hard time finding someone to give her a ride home. "We can never give a no-spray guarantee, of course," said Nathalie Karvonen, executive director at the Toronto Wildlife Center, which has been caring for the skunk since January 5, referring to the black-and-white striped animal's foul-smelling defense mechanism. "It would have be somebody who would be prepared for that possibility." Releasing her into the wild in Canada is out of the question, Karvonen said.
To Merely Hear His Voice
Have you ever missed someone so much you would do anything just to hear their voice again? To feel his touch To hear him snore To hear him say more bubbles To hear him cry just because you are To make love again To see him smile again To dance with him again even though he takes your breath away when he dips you. To hold him again To steal his hat To watch TV To see him smile. I have and his name is Taylor he is currently serving our country in Iraq and I am not sure when they will let him come home. He is suppose to be coming home in March.
For Men Only
This article should be required reading for every male the moment he becomes sexually active with women. And for females, too, who keep berating themselves for "failing" at sex because they don't orgasm (KK, are you paying attention?). Sex, Fucking, and the Female Orgasm There are a lot of theories out these days about why women orgasm. Some say that women are more likely to orgasm at certain times of the month and that it increases the intake of sperm into the uterus, making it a sort of fertility enhancer. Others believe that women are more likely to orgasm with certain partners, that their orgasms are a mate selection device. Newer research indicates that the ability to orgasm easily may be genetic. In any case, it seems that the female orgasm, now that it's clearly understood to exist, has gone under the microscope, and the primary line of inquiry is into why it is so elusive. There's only one problem. Women's orgasms are not elusive. Men and women, when they mastur
Make Me A Sign
Make me a sign and I will put it up!
Sexual Horoscope
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at
Just Me....
I JUST WANTED TO SAY HEY TO EVERYONE FOR THE FIRST TIME..I'M GLAD THAT YOU ALL HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO LOOK AT MY PROFILE AND MY PIX..SO, THANK YOU..HERE SOMETHING FOR YOU ALL THAT I WROTE.. I LOVE THIS, I READ IT AND IT HELPS ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON IN MY LIFE.. She feels stuck, standing still, caught between fruitless desperation for what was and crippling fear of what might be, and overcome by the weighty realization that knowing what she has lost is the clearest evidence that she can never get it back. Maybe there's never any going back. Maybe we are forever changed by new perspectives, such that our old realities, even if somehow revived, could never again be quite the right fit. Then again, maybe she was always standing still, as life passed by on every side, and she only knows it now because she no longer likes where she is standing. And hands once alive with songs of healing claw frantically at puppet-strings of doubtful imperfect
There You Were.....
Yes I wrote this...ME MYSELF and I...wouldnt want the word police after me There you were by AMB I wasn't looking But there you were You asked me a question I tried to help We began to talk Minutes turned into hours Feelings began to grow I didn't know you But there you were I was dead inside You brought me to life The first awkward meeting A kiss to remember Noone noticed me But there you were Two hearts as one Souls entwined I wasnt looking But there you were Promise to love me Forever unconditionally Because baby... I wasnt looking Now i cant imagine A life without you I love you I need you You weren't Looking But Here I am
The Blonde And The Trucker
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather,and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load! " When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light
I Was Tagged By Olaya
Olaya tagged me~ and I get to tag others so here goes! THIS IS HARD!! Here are the rules: Each player of this game starts with the "6" Weird Things about You." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says 'you are tagged' in their comments and tell them to read your blog. 1. I pray nearly every day because if nothing else I need the practice in asking for help and recognizing that I don’t have all the answers. 2. When I'm listening to music I almost always listen repeatedly to one song over and over again, sometimes a whole day long. In the old days it was more difficult with a record player. But a CD player is a marvelous thing. I just have to push the 'repeat one song' button and I can listen to the same song for hours or when I'm working on my computer I let one song play repeatedly in my Med
To You...
The Real Me
I am looking for a TRUE FRIEND the next time I fall in love. Someone that will get to know my heart and who I truly am before SEX is mentioned. There is a heart inside of me, that wants to be treasured and loved . Am I a model? No. Am I the most beautiful woman in the world? No. All of my true friends here know who I am and the kind of person I am. I am caring of other people and try to share hope for people who need it. Am I perfect? No and I never want to be. I don't know the long prayers that some of you write and I think they are very meaningful and beautiful. When I started my page here,it was to help me. I don't read the Bible everyday but I do say my prayers for friends and families. I say them privately between God and myself. I am still the same person you have come to know here . It has taken me almost 36 years to come to terms where I can live with myself. Will I get married again someday? I don't know but I do get lonely and miss friendship and goi
What Wise Quote Fits You?
What wise quote fits you? [pics] Your wise quote is: "Be kind to unkind people, they probably need it the most" by Ashleigh Brilliant.You try to look beyond apperance, try to give people second chances and are probably very kind. Understanding is your biggest personality trait, and thoose you can see through should be grateful. If they aren't already. You detest narrow minded people, because they can't see what's really there. Facades is not your thing and you strive to always be who you really are.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
What Dark Word Describes You?
What Dark Word Represents You? [anime pics] Your word is: Helpless. You have so many emotions bottled up inside and you are at the verge of a breaking point. Life is just too painful nowadays and you don't want to live it more. You secretly wish someone would show their love for you and save you from your dark thoughts. You feel there is nothing you can do and may turn to self-harming to relieve the stress. You are also often depressed and may have thoughts of death. Life didn't turn out the way you wanted it to.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
I Will.........
I will seek and find you . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu *Now, quit thinking about sex and go get your flu shot!
From The Heart
From the Heart Ya know love...I miss you more than I should I'd be with you honey if only I could I love you more than words can say And miss you more now then yesterday Our first hug only made me want more The wall around my heart lay crumbled on the floor I remember the first meeting of our eyes I remember not wanting to say goodbyes I tried to stay away from you But this proved impossible to do Your gentleness right from the start broke down the walls around my heart You made my heart soar as if it had wings I wanted to share with you so many things Like a magnet I was drawn to you I couldn't fight it I didn't want to There's one more thing I'd like you to know My love for you continues to grow So even though we're far apart I send you love from the heart By ~ Linda Ritnour
First Taste
First Taste Back in the day Jana and I swore against oral pleasures Yucky icky qwe swore it never breaking that vow WInds of changed flowed across our lives Chacne meeting at life's crossroads She invited me to her place Chip her high school sweetheart now her hubby Though friends for years Chip seemed annoyed at my presence Dinner and drinks, reminscing chat Time for bed Always a nocturnal beast Awakened in the night To low murmurs and growls Peekign into their bedroom to seek what it was Breath leaving me momentarily There was Jana Playing sweet Love music on Chip's love muscle Oh My God Yucky, icky, how could she Yet sometihig deep within, primal trmors Kept me rivoted to the spot Her tongue so methodically tracing, tasting the shaft Curling the head so slick and strategically Was this my girlfriend Jana A familiar warmth and moistness in my own panties Soon passion took over me Moans escpaign ym lips My fingers caressing my cu
Some Wish's For All My Friends.....
.o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. ( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( ) .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. Always try to help a friend in need .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. Believe in yourself ( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( ) Be brave...but it's ok to be afraid sometimes .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. Study hard ( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( ) Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. Always try to see the glass half full ( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( ) Meet new people, even if they look different to you .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. Remain Calm. Even when it seems hopeless ( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( )=( ) Take lots of naps.... .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o. Be weird whenever
My Lil Sis
Stephie@ CherryTAP
I am not feeling the love!!! I bet half of you don't know my name! Show me so love eh? I bet if I showed skin I would be more lovered right? And Meh ish Chilleh. Imma go pout. Heres some Nightwish! xoxox Immortal(Da Kyootness) I wish I had an angel For one moment of love I wish I had your angel tonight Deep into her dying day I took a step outside an innocent heart Prepare to hate me fall when I may This night will hurt you like never before Old loves they die hard Old lies they die harder I wish I had an angel For one moment of love I wish I had your angel Your Virgin Mary undone I`m in love with my lust Burning angel wings to dust I wish I had your angel tonight I`m going down so frail and cruel Drunken disguise changes all the rules Old loves they die hard Old lies they die harder I wish I had an angel For one moment of love I wish I had your angel Your Virgin Mary undone I`m in love with my lust Burning angel wings to dust I wish I had yo
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What Is Life?
Samuel Taylor Coleridge What Is Life? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Resembles Life what once was held of Light, Too ample in itself for human sight ? An absolute Self--an element ungrounded-- All, that we see, all colours of all shade By encroach of darkness made ?-- Is very life by consciousness unbounded ? And all the thoughts, pains, joys of mortal breath, A war-embrace of wrestling Life and Death ?
10 Unwritten Rules Of "cherrytap"
1. To the people who have like 25,098 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many're stupid. LMAO 2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. If u have a nick name that says "Champagne" and it should be more like "40 Ounce" it just doesn't convince anybody. 3. Don't ever post fake pictures. 4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to gang bang and act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. 5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. 6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up! 7. Little 6th, 7th, and 8th graders who have a "CHERRYTAP" page and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here with that childs play! LOL (It's only the underage kids that are 99 and 101 on here. Aren't they cute
My Bloody Valentine
It Coming...GIMME CANDEH!!! Theres no video for this! But I love the song! Oh, my love, please dont cry Ill wash my bloody hands and well start a new life I ripped out his throat And called you on the telephone to take off my disguise Just in time to hear you cry When you mourn the death of your bloody valentine The night he died You mourned the death of your bloody valentine One last time Singing... Oh my love please dont cry Ill wash my bloody hands And well start a new life I dont know much at all, I dont know wrong from right All I know is that I love you tonight There was... Police and flashing lights The rain came down so hard that night and the Headlines read a lover died No tell-tale heart was left to find When you mourn the death of your bloody valentine The night he died You mourned the death of your bloody valentine One last time Singing... Oh my love please dont cry Ill wash my bloody hands And well start a new life I dont k
Opposites Attract
Teenage Dirtbag
One of my Fave songs I listen to iron maiden baby........
1400 Ad Personality
The Harlequin You scored 28% Cardinal, 46% Monk, 50% Lady, and 48% Knight! You are a mystery, a jack-of-all-trades. You have the king's ear, but also listen to murmurings of the common folk. You believe in the value of force and also literature. Truly you are the puzzlement of the age. Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Tits, Ass, And Cuteness
Skinny and Cute Raw score: 40% Big Breasts, 31% Big Ass, and 68% Cute! Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test. Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a
My Kind Of Girl (again?)
The Goth Girl 35% Sexy-Cute, 12% Dark-Light, 12% Artsy-Stylish Sexy, Dark and Artsy, the Goth Girl definitely catches your eye. And who can blame you, with her black eyeshadow, black clothes, and black expression? The Goth Girl tempts with the promise of sinful satisfaction. If you liked my test, Please rate it highly! Thanks! Also, make sure to check out my Beautiful Faces Test if you haven't already. See All The Categories Sexy Dark Artsy The Goth Girl Sexy Dark Not Artsy or Stylish The Brooding Poet Sexy Dark Stylish The Mistress Sexy Not Dark or Light Artsy The Hippie Chick Sexy Not Dark or Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Hot Friend Sexy Not Dark or Light Stylish The Sorority Girl Sexy Light Artsy The Actress Sexy Light Not Artsy or Stylish Your Frien
Thanks to everyone that has been voting for Me. A few of you are in contest also..I am doing My best to VOTE for each of you. I am having a few problems with this DAMN computer..or the site...I dont know which.. I keep getting the dreaded SESSION EXPIRED message. Just thought I would let you all know. Thx. EVIL
Hi Everyone!~
I am new here. so give me sometime to figure thing's out! Thank's! Have a great weekend!
My Hair
What color should I dye my hair next month? Platnium blonde with blue highlights? Will add more ideas
Three Hillbillies
Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!" The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even got runnin water!" The third hillbilly said "My wife is even stupider! Yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin there... and she ain't even got a dick!"
Learn A Second Language. Lol
And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
A New Day Begins { Karulvinth For Life }
With each new sun Comes a brand new start, A place to begin again With a fresh and wholesome heart. Past mistakes made Die with the setting sun, As the morning sun rises A new chance has begun. To rectify your wrongs And begin once again, To wipe the slate clean Ask forgiveness for old sins. Wake each day with a lighter heart Face your morning with a smile, Your future's filled with hope Forget old hurts for a while. What's past is past And can't be undone, Today's a brand new day Forgiveness has begun. Repeat these words to yourself "Today I start my life anew, The past lies behind closed doors And I'll start by loving you. No more anger no more hurt We fix what we cant forget, Each day we fill with love We've no more time for regret." Don't take this day for granted Once it's gone it's gone, A rebirth of love Should come with every dawn. In my thoughts of you there is an underlying love that is present in every word, every glimpse I hope you feel it
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?

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