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Well first of all my store is having a huge Sale This Weekend so I put in a little over twelve hours today... This means shut up if I make tyops or keep repeating myself repeating myself because I'm mentally and physically exhausted. For starters, I had a wardrobe malfunction at work in front of all my employees. See I have this little thing about going commando all the time and during one of my many smoke breaks I must have rubbed my pants against a sharp piece of brick on the side of the building and popped a few threads. When I came back inside and walked behind the counter to my office my Accounts Manager shouted "Dude your ass is hanging out" at which point my female Service Rep spins around and notices it too. Luckily I had my long leather duster on and the true scope of what was occuring wasn't readily apparent. Needless to say I dashed across the street to Walmart and promptly bought some new khakis. In other news, I think I am developing somewhat unhealthy feelings for an old friend online. It's not like she lives in the same state or even plays for the same team most of the time, but we've been talking a lot these past few weeks and just seem to have an unusual amount of things in common. Not sure what to make of it yet, probably nothing, but definately something to keep my eye on. Lastly, Ken if you're reading this (and you know who you are) you have your OWN store to run so the next time you call MY store and ask for "Bob" because you want him to "kiss your ass" I will personally see to it that your left testical falls off the next time you go to the shitter. - We Don't like your Northern Kentucky Kind Down here in North-Central Kentucky - -Robert
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